Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E78 - PROUD BOYS RESPOND

00:00:08.000 That's what Calvino Live from New York, it's Get Off by One with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:21.000 I like to sing James Taylor's songs, a song by Cal King I like to sing John Muffy songs I'll sing anything Why not sing a total bump Just one thing second has

00:02:43.000 to get that old really thick Glasgow accent story time that he used to do and animate it and then have subtitles so people can see his genius I mean they did that to Lenny Bruce with Thank You Mask Man and it's one of the greatest things I've ever seen because Lenny Bruce was such a mumbler and he'd go off and you'd only catch maybe 80% of what he was saying.

00:03:10.000 You'd miss 20% would go off to Mumbletown.

00:03:12.000 But in this cartoon, it's all there.

00:03:16.000 So all his little mumbles are there.

00:03:18.000 Anyway, the point of this story is that he gets in shit for not sticking around and saying, thank you, Masked Man, and staying for thank yous.

00:03:26.000 Here, go back a bit.

00:03:27.000 It's so fucking good.

00:03:39.000 They captured his sense of humor, too, in the animation.

00:03:46.000 Did you see that?

00:03:47.000 That guy believable.

00:03:50.000 Again, I bought a present for him, made a whole party.

00:03:53.000 He don't wait.

00:03:55.000 I'll keep the money, but it's a sucker.

00:03:57.000 It's a masked man.

00:03:58.000 It's a beautiful person.

00:04:02.000 Mario!

00:04:03.000 Wait a minute.

00:04:04.000 We have more presents.

00:04:05.000 More presents?

00:04:07.000 This guy is selfless.

00:04:08.000 Did you give him any money?

00:04:09.000 Not a nickel.

00:04:11.000 How many times did you take the garbage out already first?

00:04:13.000 Cleaned up the yard.

00:04:14.000 You don't want nothing.

00:04:16.000 This is a beautiful person.

00:04:17.000 There hasn't been one god like that.

00:04:19.000 Every god always stuck around for a while I did for you.

00:04:22.000 Or his friends tell you what we're just.

00:04:26.000 Wait a minute, master, we got a present for you, masked man.

00:04:29.000 Did you give him any money?

00:04:30.000 I didn't give him a nickel.

00:04:31.000 You either?

00:04:33.000 But that schmuck can't get a quote, I'm telling you.

00:04:35.000 He don't take nothing.

00:04:37.000 He don't even take thank you.

00:04:38.000 They all take.

00:04:39.000 He don't take, I'm telling you.

00:04:43.000 Masked man!

00:04:44.000 Masked man!

00:04:44.000 Wait a minute!

00:04:45.000 You just told me, Jim!

00:04:46.000 Wait a minute!

00:04:47.000 Masked man!

00:04:48.000 Wait a minute, you asshole!

00:04:49.000 Wait a minute!

00:04:50.000 I'm not sure shit now.

00:04:52.000 This is the first time I made a present from he ran off.

00:04:55.000 I don't mind for me that my mom, she made coffee and cake and everything.

00:05:00.000 Bastard, is he kidding?

00:05:01.000 Was he too good for everybody?

00:05:02.000 He's 25.

00:05:12.000 Don't look at him.

00:05:13.000 Got fink.

00:05:15.000 Bastard, I hate it.

00:05:16.000 He saw the young lady came out.

00:05:18.000 Arthritis, yeah.

00:05:19.000 Send the coffee, coffee fear.

00:05:21.000 I'm gonna get him on.

00:05:22.000 See, like, if you saw that on stage in 1950, you wouldn't get that the other guy was talking about the mom with the coffee.

00:05:28.000 Anyway, scroll ahead on that, because it gets...

00:05:31.000 So the Lone Ranger shows up and explains why he can't do it.

00:05:35.000 Because he'd get addicted to it, and it would become his whole life.

00:05:49.000 Hold a gun, Ma.

00:05:50.000 Masmira, what's your story, buddy?

00:05:52.000 You know Mr. P. Lenny Bruce.

00:05:54.000 So you'd see that on stage, and you'd hear a different, you'd hear this southern kid.

00:05:59.000 That's the thing no one gets about Lenny Bruce.

00:06:01.000 Wait, I think I have his book here, don't I?

00:06:04.000 Lenny.

00:06:05.000 Lenny.

00:06:06.000 Lenny.

00:06:07.000 Lenny.

00:06:08.000 There it is.

00:06:10.000 That's what the book of today is.

00:06:12.000 Lenny Bruce.

00:06:14.000 This is a fucking huge book.

00:06:16.000 500 and 600 pages.

00:06:19.000 500 and 600 pages.

00:06:21.000 But you just rip through this.

00:06:23.000 It's so exciting.

00:06:24.000 His life was so crazy over the top.

00:06:27.000 I mean, this wasn't like a Picasso where he hit it big and then he vanished.

00:06:32.000 I mean, sorry, he vanished and then he hit it big after.

00:06:34.000 This guy was there for his fame.

00:06:37.000 He married some hot, strippery chick named Honey. 1.00

00:06:42.000 And then he OD'd.

00:06:45.000 He just couldn't take the pressure.

00:06:46.000 The state murdered Lenny Bruce.

00:06:48.000 He was the first guy to be raunchy on stage.

00:06:50.000 I mean, the reason that I'm saying fuck every day, he paved the way for all that.

00:06:55.000 And they used to say, you're sick.

00:06:57.000 And he would say, no, society's sick.

00:06:59.000 I'm the doctor.

00:07:01.000 And eventually the state just hassling him and coming down on him, fucking with him and torturing him and his family.

00:07:08.000 I mean, my family's under siege too from the state and throwing my friends in prison.

00:07:14.000 He just broke one day.

00:07:16.000 That's something that a lot of people on the right don't talk about when they get deplatformed.

00:07:21.000 They go through some pretty rough times.

00:07:23.000 I'm a drunk, so I can handle it.

00:07:25.000 But I know a lot of people that have been close to suicidal from just being constantly persecuted.

00:07:30.000 And marriages, I mean, proud boys are like cops.

00:07:34.000 It's hard to think of a marriage that's lasted through this because of the fucking narrative.

00:07:40.000 Actually, go to my parlor.

00:07:41.000 I saw some crazy Reddit where someone had said, my boyfriend's a proud boy.

00:07:47.000 No, my husband is a proud boy.

00:07:49.000 And I don't know how to reconcile this.

00:07:52.000 You know, we're in our 30s and he's a member of a hate group.

00:07:54.000 And he says it's not a hate group.

00:07:56.000 He's in denial.

00:07:57.000 Yeah, click on that.

00:07:59.000 And I'm reading the comments and 100% of them are, he's a fascist.

00:08:04.000 His people were in the capital wearing Camp Auschwitz shirts and waving Confederate flags.

00:08:09.000 One of the links, one of the comments there says, I have seen footage of them chasing down an old Jewish couple who were minding their own business and just beating them to the ground.

00:08:23.000 And all this Jewish couple were trying to do was get away. 1.00

00:08:27.000 Where was your husband on January 6th?

00:08:29.000 Don't let him gaslight you.

00:08:30.000 Hitler loved his dogs.

00:08:32.000 Very intellectual arguments going on here.

00:08:35.000 Yeah, chasing down Jews on the street.

00:08:37.000 The club was formed in New York City.

00:08:40.000 Do you know how tired you'd be if you chased down old Jewish couples? 1.00

00:08:45.000 You'd have the images of a monster.

00:08:47.000 You'd look like Hussein. 0.96

00:08:48.000 Your fists would just be like, your hands would look like mittens.

00:08:52.000 Your fingers will have sealed shut.

00:08:55.000 You just have paws after a while.

00:08:58.000 Chasing down Jews? 0.57

00:09:00.000 The fuck are you talking about?

00:09:02.000 And there's no fair balance here.

00:09:05.000 This is all dump them, dump him, get rid of him, which of course means deny his children a father.

00:09:12.000 It's amazing how many people want, how many lefties want you to divorce your Trump husband and punish, that punishes the children.

00:09:21.000 What would they find?

00:09:22.000 How bad is online trolling?

00:09:24.000 People who participate in the capital rights were described by their families as loving family men and great fathers.

00:09:28.000 Yeah, because they are.

00:09:30.000 Just like you describe your husband.

00:09:31.000 What happens if he gets involved in something similar?

00:09:33.000 How much of his online persona, and let's be honest, that's who he is in his core.

00:09:37.000 Wow, this person's an expert on this guy.

00:09:40.000 So they've also taken the leap that he's this Nazi online.

00:09:47.000 He might share a stupid meme.

00:09:49.000 It's all fun and games until the feds freeze your assets.

00:09:52.000 Like, don't these people sound like they're in the Soviet Union?

00:09:56.000 Not are you innocent or guilty, but the feds are going to freeze your assets.

00:10:00.000 So dump him. 0.69

00:10:01.000 Antifa is not a formal organization with a membership structure.

00:10:04.000 It just means anti-fascist.

00:10:05.000 Antifa isn't a group.

00:10:07.000 You can't join Antifa.

00:10:08.000 It just means anti-fascist.

00:10:10.000 You literally cannot argue the same with Antifa.

00:10:12.000 It's not a formal group.

00:10:13.000 Again and again and again.

00:10:16.000 Oh, look, the way it could argue the same about Antifa.

00:10:18.000 Kenna is very liberal in Pandering Country.

00:10:19.000 They put them on the list because of receiv from people on Twitter, not because they're an actual terrorist.

00:10:23.000 Oh, my God.

00:10:24.000 I upvoted it, so I got it to negative 71.

00:10:27.000 I did my part.

00:10:29.000 You know, I noticed that on UB Mom, too.

00:10:32.000 You don't say.

00:10:34.000 UB Mom is like a mom chat room. 1.00

00:10:37.000 And whenever anyone says my husband voted for Trump, it's like, leave him.

00:10:42.000 Divorce him.

00:10:44.000 Okay, but not only will my kids not have a father, but now I got to deal with alimony payments and child support.

00:10:50.000 And if he goes broke, then I can't get the child support.

00:10:53.000 Like, divorce is a big fucking deal.

00:10:56.000 And being a single mom sucks. 1.00

00:10:59.000 I know single moms. 1.00

00:11:01.000 They're struggling.

00:11:02.000 A friend of mine just got fired.

00:11:03.000 She's a single mom.

00:11:05.000 And I go, well, what about the alimony, the child support?

00:11:07.000 She goes, he's broke too.

00:11:08.000 He got fired from his job.

00:11:10.000 And these guys who get divorced, and you're an idiot if you get divorced, by the way, they talk about how broke they are all the time.

00:11:17.000 Yeah, you have two families.

00:11:18.000 They get remarried and have kids.

00:11:21.000 So now your life is doubled as far as responsibilities go.

00:11:27.000 But it's just amazing how quick they are.

00:11:29.000 I think they're just malicious.

00:11:31.000 And they want her to suffer.

00:11:33.000 They want more suffering all around because they're suffering.

00:11:36.000 Like Amy Siskind, who I talk about every episode.

00:11:39.000 She has a miserable, shitty life, and she wants to punish others. 1.00

00:11:42.000 Or Chelsea Handler. 0.99

00:11:44.000 Remember a long time ago she had a show on Netflix and it has her with like some butler holding up ramen noodles and she's eating Thai and she goes, hi, I'm not married.

00:11:56.000 I'm single.

00:11:57.000 Which means if I want to have Thai food, I have Thai food.

00:12:00.000 I don't have to ask my husband because he doesn't exist.

00:12:04.000 Honey, I'm married.

00:12:05.000 I got three kids.

00:12:07.000 You know what I say when my wife says, I'd like to have Thai food tonight? 0.99

00:12:11.000 I go like this.

00:12:13.000 This is a man, modern man, hearing his wife wants to order Thai food. 0.91

00:12:17.000 Okay.

00:12:24.000 Pretty horrible, huh?

00:12:26.000 You silly cow. 1.00

00:12:27.000 My friend Robbie emailed me.

00:12:29.000 He goes, you know, I never had kids, but I'm realizing that's the bravest thing you could possibly do is start a family, create a bunch of kids, and say, come on, let's go into this adventure.

00:12:40.000 I got your back.

00:12:41.000 I'll have you covered.

00:12:42.000 You'll be safe with me.

00:12:43.000 I'll make sure that you have health care.

00:12:44.000 I'll make sure you get an education.

00:12:46.000 I'll make sure you're fed.

00:12:47.000 You're clothed.

00:12:48.000 You're safe.

00:12:49.000 Let's do this.

00:12:50.000 Let's go on this adventure.

00:12:51.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:12:53.000 Boom, boom.

00:12:54.000 Because I'm saying ideally five.

00:12:55.000 I gave you all life, but I'm not just giving you life and then saying, fuck off.

00:12:59.000 I'm giving you life and saying, come on, troops, let's rock.

00:13:03.000 That's brave.

00:13:05.000 So, Gavin, you have three kids.

00:13:07.000 Are you saying someone with six kids is twice as brave as you?

00:13:10.000 Yes, that is precisely what I'm saying.

00:13:13.000 And those who don't have kids, they pretend that they're happier, like Chelsea Handler and fucking Sarah Silverman.

00:13:19.000 But you can smell it on them, especially when they get into their 40s and 50s.

00:13:22.000 You can smell the regret.

00:13:24.000 And it's a huge.

00:13:30.000 So, once again, we're out of printering because we're not organized.

00:13:33.000 We're stupid.

00:13:34.000 Stupido?

00:13:36.000 By the way, have you ever seen Rich Voss's Lenny Bruce?

00:13:39.000 No?

00:13:40.000 Not great.

00:13:42.000 Always in the saddle, if you know what I mean.

00:13:45.000 She always had to be on top.

00:13:47.000 Like that was some kind of horse or something.

00:13:50.000 You know, that's right.

00:13:51.000 Women like to be on top. 1.00

00:13:54.000 That's Lenny Bruce.

00:13:55.000 What about you?

00:13:55.000 No, it isn't.

00:13:56.000 You like the top?

00:13:57.000 Or are you more into that traditional garden variety set?

00:14:02.000 I don't think you.

00:14:05.000 How many times a day?

00:14:06.000 Three, seven.

00:14:09.000 I don't remember Lenny Bruce doing sex jokes like that.

00:14:12.000 I don't remember him sounding that way.

00:14:14.000 Of all the people to get to do an imitation, you get a guy who has beaver teeth and a lisp.

00:14:21.000 The D, two, three.

00:14:22.000 I'm engaged.

00:14:23.000 I'm not married.

00:14:23.000 You're engaged, so it's got to be more like seven or eight.

00:14:28.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:14:30.000 Was that really his thing?

00:14:32.000 Why didn't you try to ask?

00:14:33.000 I thought I'd seen every Lenny Bruce thing.

00:14:34.000 I don't remember him singling people out and asking them about their sex lives.

00:14:38.000 Lenny Bruce crowd work.

00:14:42.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:14:43.000 But he didn't sound like that for sure.

00:14:45.000 Yeah, get anyone else.

00:14:46.000 You can have Rich Voss on that show.

00:14:49.000 Rich Voss deserves an appearance.

00:14:50.000 The guy's been busting his ass in stand-up comedy since 1982.

00:14:56.000 So by all means, put him in a show.

00:14:57.000 That guy has not got the credit where credit is due.

00:15:00.000 He has not achieved the success he should have achieved.

00:15:03.000 He deserves a break.

00:15:05.000 But not doing a Lenny Bruce imitation.

00:15:08.000 Okay, listen to Lenny Bruce.

00:15:09.000 This was Rich Voss.

00:15:11.000 You know, it's all tricks and devices that are used.

00:15:15.000 That's where entertainment is devised, you know, trick theories.

00:15:20.000 But that's an interesting theory, too.

00:15:22.000 Then by that, I'm saying that the biggest comedians are liars, you know.

00:15:27.000 Well, that's not so.

00:15:30.000 I got an example here.

00:15:32.000 These are papers.

00:15:33.000 That's what today here.

00:15:34.000 This is June the 19th.

00:15:35.000 This is 1957.

00:15:36.000 But I really love them, and I worshipped them because they show how newspapers, you know, use sensationalism, you know, which is a lie and an entertainment medium, to swing and prove a point.

00:15:50.000 This is concerning the Melchior robbery.

00:15:53.000 Now, these are actually legit newspapers.

00:15:56.000 This was the morning in this role, LA, Los Angeles.

00:16:01.000 Four gunmen barned and robbed Melchior of $100,000.

00:16:08.000 Now, later on that day, in the examiner, Lawrence Melchior, $125,000 holdup.

00:16:18.000 Ready?

00:16:18.000 This one on the same day.

00:16:20.000 The citizen news, Melchior robbers get $139,771.

00:16:33.000 Three gummen robbed been born Melkier of $250,000. 0.99

00:16:39.000 Holy shit.

00:16:40.000 Nice.

00:16:40.000 You can read it.

00:16:41.000 Nothing's changed.

00:16:42.000 Is this a joke or is that real?

00:16:43.000 That's real.

00:16:44.000 Wow.

00:16:45.000 That's crazy.

00:16:47.000 Lugenpress, been going on for a long time.

00:16:49.000 And then Ezra Levant, Lugenpress means lying press.

00:16:53.000 And Ezra Levant was using that term a lot.

00:16:54.000 And they go, oh, a Nazi term.

00:16:56.000 Well, yeah, it's German, so Nazis use it.

00:17:00.000 But Lugenpress was around way before the Nazis and has been around way after.

00:17:04.000 Fake news.

00:17:05.000 You could say fake news is a Nazi term because I'm sure American Nazis say it.

00:17:11.000 But can we go back to the cartoon?

00:17:13.000 Because the masked man's a fag. 1.00

00:17:15.000 Oh, really?

00:17:23.000 Love a thank you from nobody?

00:17:25.000 Not explain if you get your goddamn hands off me, you barbarians. 1.00

00:17:29.000 The reason they never wait for thank you, see, uh...

00:17:32.000 Suppose he wants to wait for thank you.

00:17:33.000 Thank you, Madman.

00:17:34.000 What's that?

00:17:35.000 Thank you, Mad Min.

00:17:36.000 Thank you, masked man.

00:17:38.000 Look at his boots.

00:17:38.000 Damn it, I like that.

00:17:39.000 God damn it, I'd like that.

00:17:40.000 Let's say it once again, son.

00:17:42.000 Thank you, Mad Min.

00:17:43.000 Thank you, Masked Man.

00:17:45.000 Isn't that sweet?

00:17:46.000 Get the masked man.

00:17:47.000 We're in trouble.

00:17:48.000 A little busy now.

00:17:48.000 I'm getting a few thank yous.

00:17:49.000 Masked men, help, help.

00:17:51.000 We're being robbed.

00:17:51.000 Get the mask man.

00:17:52.000 Don't break my balls now.

00:17:53.000 I helped you people a lot.

00:17:54.000 I'm entitled.

00:17:55.000 It'll take one week off to get some thank yous.

00:17:57.000 You're not going to get nothing if you keep it up.

00:17:58.000 All right, let's have it again.

00:18:00.000 Thank you, Maskman.

00:18:00.000 I'm going to get a book.

00:18:01.000 That's all.

00:18:01.000 Screw these people.

00:18:02.000 I'll get a thank you, Masked Man book.

00:18:04.000 I'll put it in the book.

00:18:04.000 This is on stage in 1957, and he's just talking.

00:18:09.000 Like, you better not be drunk for a Lenny Bruce show.

00:18:13.000 You got to sort of be in the front row after a meal and a coffee and be like, not hungover.

00:18:19.000 Eight hours of sleep the night before.

00:18:21.000 Okay, I'm ready.

00:18:22.000 I'm going to listen to all the little characters he's doing because I don't have a cartoon to guide me.

00:18:26.000 This is what Billy Connolly needs.

00:18:28.000 Kara Connolly, 45-year-old, first child, no, second child of Billy Conley.

00:18:35.000 If you're out there, can you we please facilitate this?

00:18:38.000 You know the Billy Connolly sketch about going camping?

00:18:41.000 How him and his friends would just have winkle pickers, those pointy boots for getting cockroaches in the corner?

00:18:46.000 And they would go camping with nothing but a bottle of wine, and they would just sleep face down in a farmer's field.

00:18:53.000 And he talks about all the other camperers, camperers, who would go, we love to go wandering.

00:18:59.000 And they'd have little backpacks on and little woolly hats.

00:19:03.000 You won't be able to understand that if you find it.

00:19:06.000 Billy Connolly camping sketch.

00:19:09.000 But if there was a cartoon and there were subtitles, people would go, holy shit, this guy's a genius.

00:19:14.000 Or, of course, the Jobby Week, where Joby.

00:19:18.000 Jobby means shit in Scotland.

00:19:20.000 And his theory for this guy they found that had the shit beat on him.

00:19:24.000 He looked like someone had sat on him for a fortnight with a hammer and just bashed him.

00:19:29.000 But his theory is That he got sucked out of the airplane toilet and went flying through the air and landed on the ground.

00:19:34.000 I'd love to see that animated.

00:19:37.000 But go back to the cartoon.

00:20:09.000 What does this do with me?

00:20:11.000 Where did they come from?

00:20:13.000 All of a sudden, there's people from the Bible here.

00:20:16.000 In the Thank You Maskman. 0.80

00:20:19.000 When you see men like yourself, you thrived upon the continuance of segregation, violence, and disease.

00:20:26.000 Now the Messiah has returned all his pure, you're in the shithouse. 1.00

00:20:32.000 Well, then I'll make trouble.

00:20:35.000 Because I'm geared for it.

00:20:37.000 And I must have a thank-you masked man.

00:20:40.000 That's why I always ride off and never wait for thank you.

00:20:44.000 Then you sure can talk to shit, buddy.

00:20:47.000 Yes, you think it hurts me.

00:20:49.000 Don't hear me talking about thank you, man.

00:20:50.000 Billy, you can be your free boat long island.

00:20:52.000 Look, I work for the city.

00:20:53.000 You know what I mean, buddy?

00:20:54.000 I got a chance.

00:20:55.000 That's been Larry Burns.

00:20:57.000 Oh, okay.

00:20:58.000 Now, look, I'm here to see you accept a present.

00:21:00.000 Just one present.

00:21:00.000 Do it for the kids who get the hell out of here.

00:21:02.000 What do you say?

00:21:03.000 All right, for the children, I'll do it.

00:21:06.000 Give me.

00:21:07.000 No ashtrays.

00:21:08.000 Anything I want?

00:21:08.000 I think you should take a buddy whipper doll and him things up on the top shelf.

00:21:14.000 I tell you what.

00:21:15.000 Anything?

00:21:15.000 Give me that Indian over there.

00:21:18.000 Who's that?

00:21:18.000 Tanto?

00:21:19.000 Yes, Tanta.

00:21:20.000 I want Tanta the Indian. 0.99

00:21:22.000 You hear me talking, but you can't have Tanto.

00:21:25.000 Bullshit, you made the deal.

00:21:26.000 That's what I want.

00:21:27.000 I want Tantra the Indian. 0.96

00:21:29.000 You're going to get you, Tanta, buddy.

00:21:30.000 Your name ain't Tanta's Tanto.

00:21:32.000 What did you want Tanto for?

00:21:34.000 The performing unnatural act.

00:21:38.000 The what?

00:21:40.000 The performing unnatural act.

00:21:42.000 Oh, the masked man's fair.

00:21:48.000 Holy shit.

00:21:49.000 The utter, stultifying quality of it all.

00:21:53.000 That's why I'm a comedy snob.

00:21:55.000 Because when I was a little kid, I was into Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce.

00:21:59.000 I mean, the top, tippity top.

00:22:02.000 So when I see, like, these female comedians get up there and they're there because they're chicks, you're just like, I don't care that you're a woman, obviously. 0.99

00:22:12.000 Lots of, there's lots of great female stand-ups. 1.00

00:22:17.000 Okay, none are coming to mind right now.

00:22:19.000 Nikki Glazer.

00:22:21.000 Early Amy Schumer.

00:22:23.000 Her.

00:22:25.000 Paula Poundstone.

00:22:27.000 Maria Bamford.

00:22:29.000 Yeah, no.

00:22:31.000 And then Louis C.K. comes along.

00:22:32.000 I would say Louis C.K. is in the same league as Lenny Bruce.

00:22:36.000 Because it's just worse.

00:22:38.000 He's got that John Belushi thing where he could just read you the phone book and you'd laugh your head off with his eyebrows and his...

00:22:45.000 I think Jim Brewer's up there, too.

00:22:47.000 Yeah.

00:22:48.000 Because he's one of those guys where you listen to him.

00:22:51.000 When he starts talking, you're like, I want to hear the end of this thing.

00:22:53.000 Yeah, he's a great storyteller.

00:22:56.000 But he doesn't have the magic fairy dust.

00:22:58.000 I think you could watch him on mute and laugh.

00:23:00.000 No.

00:23:00.000 Wrong.

00:23:02.000 The fairy dust is so fucking rare.

00:23:05.000 It's almost like one person a generation.

00:23:08.000 Jim Belushi, Louis C.K. John Mulaney is a very good comedian, as in funny.

00:23:16.000 But he's just really hard.

00:23:19.000 He's a really hard worker who's mastered it, but he's not magical.

00:23:23.000 Like there's Jimi Hendrix, and then there's someone who's just practiced eight hours a day.

00:23:29.000 Like Tom Morello.

00:23:32.000 I don't know why I hate Tom Morello, but I do.

00:23:34.000 I know why I hate Tom Morello, because he was raised by white people, and all he does is bitch about how racist the world is.

00:23:40.000 He's another fucking Collie Kaepernick. 1.00

00:23:43.000 Him and his little wee, wee, wee pedal.

00:23:47.000 I don't know.

00:23:49.000 Okay, let's get to important news and stop fucking around, whining about comedians.

00:23:55.000 Someone shot Lady Gaga's dog walker and stole her two dogs.

00:23:59.000 She has a $500,000 reward.

00:24:00.000 If you're interested, you probably should be in the LA area.

00:24:04.000 I don't think they're going to be up in New York.

00:24:07.000 But the first question that popped into my head when I read this was, why?

00:24:11.000 Am I dumb?

00:24:12.000 Are those dogs worth like millions?

00:24:15.000 Her French bulldogs, Koji and Gustav.

00:24:19.000 I mean, you're risking life in prison when you shoot a guy in the chest.

00:24:22.000 So I assume you're going to risk that for something very, very valuable.

00:24:26.000 How much is a dog?

00:24:29.000 A couple thousand?

00:24:30.000 Yeah, like the greatest French poodle on earth.

00:24:33.000 How much is that worth?

00:24:36.000 Hey, computer, what is the most expensive dog breed?

00:24:42.000 According to online pet marketplace Saizu, the most expensive dog breed is the French bulldog at an average price of $3,162.

00:24:51.000 I got that on me.

00:24:53.000 You stole my joke.

00:24:55.000 But you actually do have it on you, so that's not a joke.

00:24:58.000 $3,000?

00:24:59.000 You killed...

00:25:00.000 I think the guy's going to live, but you did attempted murder for $6,000?

00:25:05.000 Are you a TARDID?

00:25:07.000 Is this maybe some Russian kingpin?

00:25:10.000 Who wanted to send a message?

00:25:11.000 Who, no, just wanted Lady Gaga's French bulldogs. 0.99

00:25:15.000 Oh.

00:25:15.000 Because you can't, if you steal the Mona Lisa, you can't sell it.

00:25:18.000 But I could see if you're some Russian oligarch, you know, Coke fentanyl dealer, you want it in your living room.

00:25:25.000 And then people are like, that looks just like the Mona Lisa.

00:25:27.000 And you just go.

00:25:29.000 You just want those dogs to feed it to your tiger. 0.83

00:25:32.000 God, I heard the coolest story at the bar last night.

00:25:34.000 I'm reminded of why back in Vice days, I would go out till four in the morning every night because that was my job.

00:25:39.000 It still is, in a sense, to accrue stories.

00:25:42.000 So this guy, his brother, is drunk driving, but it's not that bad.

00:25:52.000 And it should get thrown away.

00:25:54.000 But he was dating a local cop's daughter at the time.

00:25:58.000 So they hated him.

00:26:00.000 So, what they did was just to fuck with him, they kept not showing up and delaying the trial.

00:26:05.000 And he knew he was going to get off with probation or something.

00:26:07.000 He was like barely over the limit.

00:26:09.000 And they did it like 15 times.

00:26:12.000 And so he snaps at the 15th time.

00:26:14.000 He goes, This is fucking bullshit, Your Honor.

00:26:16.000 These assholes.

00:26:17.000 And she goes, Order in the court.

00:26:18.000 Come back to court.

00:26:20.000 And he goes, You can smash your gavel all you want.

00:26:23.000 I'm not coming back here again.

00:26:25.000 This is a complete clown show.

00:26:28.000 These assholes are not showing up on purpose because I'm fucking my, bang, bang. 0.99

00:26:31.000 So he gets thrown in Rikers.

00:26:33.000 And basically, the lawyer discovers that all he has to do is make a formal apology to the judge.

00:26:39.000 And he'll be out and we'll just drop the whole thing.

00:26:41.000 And he goes, fuck you.

00:26:42.000 I'm not apologizing.

00:26:43.000 I like it here.

00:26:44.000 I'm catching up on some reading.

00:26:49.000 People here are pretty cool.

00:26:50.000 I play cards with this guy who's a mass murderer, the biggest Coke dealer in all of New York City.

00:26:55.000 I'm having fun in here.

00:26:56.000 He's the head of the Latin Kings or something.

00:26:59.000 No, it was bigger than the Latin Kings, like scarier. 1.00

00:27:02.000 Latin Kings, I hope that none of them kill me, but they're not really known as a violent gang.

00:27:05.000 They're a Coke dealing gang.

00:27:09.000 Oh, speaking of gangs, we're going to have Enrique Tario of the Proud Boys come on the show today to discuss his side of events.

00:27:16.000 And we'll see if January 6th was a good idea, if he's presently an informant with the feds.

00:27:24.000 We'll get it all here on Get Off My Lawn.

00:27:27.000 Anyway, so he's in Rikers, and he's playing cards with some guy.

00:27:32.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm wanted for murder, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:35.000 I was at this building.

00:27:36.000 And he goes, I'm a contractor.

00:27:38.000 I worked on that building.

00:27:39.000 And he goes, yeah, well, I was in the lobby and they say I shot him as he ran around by the elevators.

00:27:45.000 And he goes, no, I was there when they built those elevators.

00:27:49.000 Elevators have a cement casing that goes around them.

00:27:52.000 If he went around the side, there's no way a bullet could have gone through.

00:27:55.000 Get me the blueprints.

00:27:56.000 I'll show you.

00:27:57.000 So he gets the blueprints and he's looking at them and he goes, yeah, see, you were standing here.

00:28:02.000 This is here.

00:28:03.000 This entire chasm has got like four feet of cement.

00:28:08.000 All buildings do.

00:28:10.000 So if someone goes near an elevator, they're safe.

00:28:12.000 You couldn't possibly have shot them.

00:28:14.000 So he got the guy off.

00:28:15.000 Wow.

00:28:16.000 And so the guy goes, you have, I'm a genie.

00:28:19.000 You have three wishes.

00:28:21.000 He goes, you can call on me three times.

00:28:23.000 Wow.

00:28:23.000 He's like, cool.

00:28:27.000 That's fucking too much cool power for one man.

00:28:31.000 Well, it's kind of weird.

00:28:32.000 It's like when my parents ask me what I want for my birthday, I'm like, a helicopter or nothing.

00:28:37.000 Like, I don't need anything that's not insane.

00:28:41.000 Yeah.

00:28:41.000 You know, like, if you said, I can give you three wishes from a gang, I'd be like, when I think of all the journalists I'd like to get kneecapped, I'd need about 50 favors or nothing.

00:28:52.000 Like, I don't want to fuck up one or two journalists.

00:28:55.000 I want to fuck up all 50 at the exact same time. 1.00

00:28:58.000 Right.

00:28:59.000 And then they're all sitting there in the hospital going, what do we all have in common?

00:29:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:03.000 We fucked with Gavin McInnes and Proud Boys once.

00:29:06.000 We got Tanya Hardinged.

00:29:08.000 Yeah.

00:29:09.000 I will get them, though.

00:29:11.000 And it may take till I'm in an old folks' home, but my plan is I'll go up to them and be like, are you Mark Norris from blah, blah, blah?

00:29:22.000 Yes.

00:29:22.000 Hey, I think I remember you.

00:29:24.000 And they go, yeah, it's me.

00:29:25.000 And then just a huge super gulp of diarrhea.

00:29:29.000 That's awesome.

00:29:30.000 Yeah, I filled it to the brim.

00:29:32.000 I think it's easy to come across diarrhea when you're in your 70s.

00:29:35.000 And I'll just like, whoomph, get him on his launcher, splash his wife a little bit. 0.98

00:29:39.000 Oh, that's awesome.

00:29:41.000 It'll happen.

00:29:42.000 But anyway, yeah, three wishes, man.

00:29:44.000 Like, I can't think of something I'd want from a gang leader.

00:29:51.000 Maybe like a ruby.

00:29:52.000 Like, give me like a ruby from a heist.

00:29:55.000 I want one gem.

00:29:57.000 Yeah.

00:29:58.000 One gorgeous opal.

00:30:00.000 You're such a useless homosexual. 1.00

00:30:02.000 I just figured gems are like what thieves get.

00:30:06.000 Yeah, in children's books, which is all you read.

00:30:10.000 Oh, actually, I'd want some sort of, I know what I would do.

00:30:13.000 I would get preferential treatment for Max and John.

00:30:17.000 Although Max is doing very well.

00:30:18.000 He's in some sort of like VIP thing where he gets to cook.

00:30:22.000 John's not doing well.

00:30:24.000 Governor is a much better prison to be in than Bear Hill.

00:30:27.000 And you don't know this until you've been there.

00:30:28.000 Anywho, so he goes, okay, thanks for that.

00:30:34.000 And he keeps his business card.

00:30:36.000 And then he owns a bar in Manhattan.

00:30:40.000 And this is where I heard the story.

00:30:42.000 And these Jamaican gangs start coming in and saying, we're going to make sure you have protection. 0.90

00:30:47.000 And if it's going to cost this much.

00:30:49.000 And he's like, I don't need protection.

00:30:50.000 What the fuck?

00:30:51.000 My whole family are cops.

00:30:52.000 I'm fine.

00:30:52.000 They go, no, you need it.

00:30:54.000 There might be a fire here or there might even be dynamite.

00:30:56.000 Someone might throw a stick of dynamite into your bar in three days at 8 p.m. if you don't start paying us.

00:31:02.000 He's like, what the fuck?

00:31:03.000 What is this?

00:31:04.000 The 1800s?

00:31:05.000 Fucking Gangs of New York shit?

00:31:08.000 So he calls his brother, who was telling me the story last night.

00:31:11.000 And his brother goes, what are you talking about?

00:31:13.000 Are you insane?

00:31:14.000 No.

00:31:15.000 Don't call in a favor.

00:31:17.000 God damn it.

00:31:18.000 Are you nuts?

00:31:19.000 You think that shit is free?

00:31:21.000 And he goes, well, kind of.

00:31:22.000 I got him out of jail.

00:31:23.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:31:24.000 Don't do business with criminals, moron.

00:31:27.000 So the next day, or maybe a week later, sorry, the brother gets a call.

00:31:32.000 He's like, what is it?

00:31:33.000 You didn't take, you didn't call in that favor, did you?

00:31:36.000 And he's like, yeah.

00:31:41.000 And he goes, I also stayed there.

00:31:43.000 He goes, wait, you stayed there?

00:31:46.000 Yeah, I wanted to see what he does.

00:31:49.000 But you need an alibi.

00:31:50.000 Like, you should have been at home with your kids recording a Skype call or something.

00:31:54.000 And he goes, I couldn't resist.

00:31:56.000 I had to see.

00:31:57.000 And then the brother is like, Jesus.

00:31:59.000 Okay, what happened?

00:32:01.000 So the Jamaicans come in, and then this drug lord, mass murderer, Kingpin, comes in, all armed with AKs, major weaponry. 0.96

00:32:10.000 And they come up to the Jamaican guy and they go, this isn't going to happen.

00:32:13.000 Do you know who I am?

00:32:14.000 And the Jamaican guy's like, yeah, I know who you are.

00:32:16.000 And he goes, well, this is my problem now, not yours.

00:32:19.000 So you're never going to come in here again.

00:32:21.000 And he goes, no, that's not how it's going to go, man.

00:32:24.000 Waguan, don't vex me with all manner of thing. 1.00

00:32:26.000 We've been coming here for weeks and weeks, you know.

00:32:29.000 And we're going to continue, Hispanic man. 0.99

00:32:34.000 Hear me now.

00:32:36.000 And he goes, no, that's not the way it's going to be.

00:32:38.000 He takes a grenade, pulls the pin, drops the pin on the floor, puts it in the Jamaican's hand, wraps the Jamaican's hands around the grenade, and says, That's how it's gonna be, and walks out. 0.96

00:32:52.000 How fucking badass is that?

00:32:55.000 So the Jamaican guy's like, find a pin, get the pin, you know.

00:32:59.000 But he's holding the grenade.

00:33:00.000 He's holding it so that it won't explode until it's a bad thing.

00:33:02.000 It won't explode.

00:33:03.000 I mean, he could go, he could take a taxi to, you know, lower Manhattan or Chelsea Piers or whatever, the East River, and whip it in.

00:33:14.000 Yeah.

00:33:14.000 Still going to be a big boom.

00:33:16.000 Yeah.

00:33:18.000 What are you doing with your fucking hair, dude?

00:33:19.000 You're so annoying.

00:33:20.000 Fucking Rasta.

00:33:23.000 I'm going to get it braided later.

00:33:29.000 So then, so it handles, and it works.

00:33:33.000 I love when shit happens like that.

00:33:35.000 When the cops aren't involved, when no one's getting sued, and things just even out.

00:33:40.000 I got you out of jail.

00:33:41.000 You got rid of the Jamaicans. 1.00

00:33:42.000 I'm running my bar.

00:33:45.000 Hot shit.

00:33:47.000 I saw him today, by the way.

00:33:49.000 Oh, you did?

00:33:50.000 He had like seven giant contractor bags of bottles and cans.

00:33:58.000 I go, what you got there?

00:33:59.000 I got all these bottles.

00:34:01.000 And I go, and he goes, they're worth five cents each.

00:34:05.000 And I go, but where are you going to cash him in?

00:34:07.000 That place over on Third Avenue between A and B?

00:34:10.000 He goes, yeah, that's one place.

00:34:12.000 I don't think he had thought of it before.

00:34:14.000 And I go, how are you going to get down there?

00:34:17.000 And he goes, my counselor.

00:34:18.000 My counselor brings me food, and then she'll take me for a drive and run errands.

00:34:23.000 And I asked her if she could help me with these bottles and cans.

00:34:27.000 She said, yes.

00:34:28.000 I sound like Gary's great grandma.

00:34:30.000 A little bit.

00:34:31.000 Let's hear your Gary.

00:34:32.000 Gary, Ma.

00:34:34.000 That shit.

00:34:35.000 You know, got the bottles and the bitters.

00:34:37.000 That was terrible.

00:34:38.000 Yeah, that was worse than mine.

00:34:39.000 I forgot what he sounds like.

00:34:40.000 I try to block it out.

00:34:42.000 Like a touching.

00:34:43.000 Well, I like him too, but I don't know if I like him that much.

00:34:48.000 So then, so now he has two more wishes with the genie.

00:34:51.000 And he dies.

00:34:53.000 Diabetes.

00:34:55.000 And then at the funeral, the guy shows up.

00:34:57.000 He's covered in tattoos.

00:34:58.000 He's wearing like a wife beater at a funeral.

00:35:00.000 And he's there with his guys.

00:35:02.000 And they're all sort of middle-class people.

00:35:05.000 Like they're from Queens, but they're wealthy.

00:35:07.000 And they're like, what the fuck is a gangster doing here?

00:35:10.000 And the gangster comes up to my buddy, who is the guy's brother, the dead guy's brother, and he goes, you got one left.

00:35:18.000 You can call me once.

00:35:20.000 So we don't know to this day if the brother had called in two of the three or if through taxes you lose one when it switches from sibling to sibling.

00:35:32.000 Right.

00:35:34.000 Maybe you lose a wish every time you do a transfer.

00:35:38.000 But that would be a fun thing to have.

00:35:40.000 And it's in perpetuity.

00:35:42.000 You call him when you're 60.

00:35:46.000 Pretty exciting.

00:35:47.000 Building in Hollywood where police say a man is shot and two small bulldogs he was walking were stolen.

00:35:53.000 This is along North Sierra Benita News.

00:35:56.000 One of them could be worth $10,000.

00:35:59.000 Oh, really?

00:36:00.000 If you look closely on the right side of your screen, you can see a third dog being picked up by a stupid bitch. 1.00

00:36:06.000 You spend $10,000 on a dog and put everyone in jeopardy?

00:36:08.000 Why?

00:36:09.000 This is Woman Without Kids. 1.00

00:36:12.000 I hate my dog.

00:36:13.000 No, sorry.

00:36:14.000 I feel nothing for my dog.

00:36:16.000 I look at it.

00:36:16.000 It wants affection.

00:36:17.000 It loves me the most for some reason.

00:36:19.000 I go, go play with the fucking kids I bought you for. 1.00

00:36:24.000 Great news on the cover.

00:36:26.000 It just keeps getting better, folks.

00:36:29.000 All things come to those who hate.

00:36:31.000 We waited patiently.

00:36:33.000 This cocksucker put our friends in prison. 1.00

00:36:36.000 They're still there, four years.

00:36:38.000 I've been trying to buy them cigarettes.

00:36:41.000 And Max goes, I don't smoke.

00:36:43.000 I'm like, I know you don't smoke, dude.

00:36:44.000 It's for currency.

00:36:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:46.000 But FedEx said no to me.

00:36:47.000 USPS said no.

00:36:48.000 The post office said no.

00:36:49.000 And I can't find a site online.

00:36:51.000 I found one site where they want me to give some guy in China money via money gram to send.

00:36:57.000 What's that?

00:36:58.000 Say that again?

00:37:00.000 I think I might just have to buy a carton, bring it to the post office, and not tell them.

00:37:04.000 Because they said no.

00:37:05.000 But now I'm doing something illegal.

00:37:07.000 I don't know.

00:37:07.000 Anyway, we wished and we prayed for Cuomo to pay the Piper.

00:37:12.000 We saw him gentrify Buffalo, New York.

00:37:15.000 They're going to make Buffalo the new Manhattan.

00:37:17.000 And they got billions of dollars to do it.

00:37:19.000 It all seemed to go into this guy's pocket.

00:37:21.000 And everyone around him went to prison for it, but not him.

00:37:24.000 So we weren't optimistic about him going to prison.

00:37:27.000 I never really pinned my hopes on that.

00:37:28.000 But as someone who's totally obsessed with his reputation, his legacy, how he's perceived, I wanted him to be seen as a pig.

00:37:36.000 And I said, God, could you just make the cover of the New York Post say Cuomo's a pig?

00:37:41.000 And he said, okay.

00:37:42.000 And he did.

00:37:44.000 So this woman is alleging that he suggested strip poker.

00:37:48.000 He's a total creep.

00:37:49.000 We saw his nipple rings, his pierced nipples, so we know he's a fucking pig.

00:37:54.000 And now we have two things on his record.

00:37:57.000 We have killing old people, writing a book about how awesome he is as he killed them, which is a double whammy, getting an Emmy for his great acting when he pretended that he's a good guy, and now being a disgusting, perverted lech. 1.00

00:38:14.000 Magic.

00:38:17.000 Thank you, God.

00:38:19.000 What else do we got in the news?

00:38:20.000 I don't like this having to go to the computer.

00:38:25.000 Why can't we not?

00:38:29.000 God, I mean, God.

00:38:30.000 Speaking of God, Mr. T and MC Hammer are getting mad deep.

00:38:34.000 2-0.

00:38:39.000 Mr. T's spelling and grammar leaves something to be desired.

00:38:42.000 Mr. T is dropping theological truths.

00:38:44.000 MC Hammer is dropping philosophical truths.

00:38:46.000 I'm just glad I'm alive to see it.

00:38:48.000 So Mr. T says, the admonition, love your enemies, is one of the greatest statements Jesus ever made.

00:38:54.000 Love in this passage is love that originate from God himself.

00:38:58.000 Man is not capable of loving his enemy on the bases of mere human affection, but withers on the basis, let's just say basis of the love of God Almighty.

00:39:08.000 So, basically, what Mr. T is trying to lay down here is that you have to love your enemies, and when you do, you are getting that love free from God.

00:39:17.000 So, without God, you can't love your enemies because you don't have the strength.

00:39:20.000 You're too much of a pussy. 1.00

00:39:21.000 I pity the fool who tries to love his enemies without God.

00:39:25.000 And he does HTML.

00:39:26.000 He made it bold.

00:39:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:29.000 He can't spell, but he can make things bold.

00:39:32.000 And then MC Hammer comes in.

00:39:35.000 You bore us.

00:39:36.000 If science is a commitment to truth, shall we cite all the historical non-truths perpetuated by scientists?

00:39:42.000 Of course not.

00:39:43.000 It's not science versus philosophy.

00:39:45.000 It's science plus philosophy.

00:39:46.000 Elevate your thinking and consciousness.

00:39:49.000 When you measure, include the measurer.

00:39:52.000 I don't know what either of these guys are fucking talking about.

00:39:54.000 And I guess MC Hammer's a Rastaman now? 0.95

00:39:57.000 What's with his avatar?

00:39:59.000 The lion.

00:40:00.000 The lion in Zion.

00:40:03.000 But while these guys are arguing, a bunch of nerds proved God exists.

00:40:09.000 That's 2-1.

00:40:10.000 By definition, God is that for which no greater can be conceived.

00:40:16.000 Gotcha.

00:40:17.000 And while God exists in the understanding of the concept, we could conceive of him as greater if he existed in reality.

00:40:28.000 Therefore, he must exist.

00:40:31.000 So God is infinite.

00:40:33.000 Our brains can only handle finite things.

00:40:36.000 So he has to exist.

00:40:39.000 Wait, no.

00:40:40.000 God is infinite.

00:40:43.000 And if he were just a normal dude, then he would be finite, right?

00:40:49.000 Wait.

00:40:52.000 God is that for which no greater can be conceived.

00:40:55.000 I got that.

00:40:56.000 While God exists in the understanding of the concept, we could conceive of him as greater if he existed in reality.

00:41:05.000 Right.

00:41:06.000 Yeah, so if he was just a concept, that's not great enough.

00:41:09.000 If he really was the thing, then that's greater.

00:41:11.000 And the definition of God is to be the greatest.

00:41:14.000 So there's nothing greater than existing.

00:41:17.000 Not existing is below that.

00:41:19.000 So by definition...

00:41:20.000 Now, I get that philosophically.

00:41:21.000 It makes sense.

00:41:22.000 But why do you need a MacBook to hammer that out?

00:41:28.000 The fact that formalizing such complicated theorems can be left to computers opens up all kinds of possibilities, Ben Zlumer told Spiegel Online.

00:41:35.000 It's totally amazing that from this argument led by Goodell, all this stuff can be proven automatically in a few seconds or even less on a standard notebook.

00:41:42.000 Okay, this is out of my hands.

00:41:44.000 Let's get dumb and drift over to Biden land because that's making me feel dumb and Biden makes me feel like a genius.

00:41:52.000 So let's see the weekend of Bernie's thing.

00:42:03.000 So some of these are kind of old.

00:42:04.000 The first one I have there, Petty Town on Capitol Hill.

00:42:07.000 Oh yeah, this was interesting.

00:42:08.000 I count this as Biden because it's his staff, right?

00:42:11.000 Or it's his time in office administration, right?

00:42:17.000 So Democrat Mary Newman puts a transgender flag outside Marjorie Taylor Greene's office on Capitol Hill. 0.93

00:42:28.000 Is this sorority girl shit or what? 0.87

00:42:31.000 I mean, both of them are being petty.

00:42:34.000 But I get that MTG had to respond.

00:42:37.000 So scroll down a bit.

00:42:40.000 Yeah, that's the response.

00:42:44.000 You can play that.

00:42:50.000 There are two.

00:42:51.000 Trust the science.

00:42:53.000 What's the bug?

00:42:54.000 It's in the bottom right.

00:42:57.000 Trust the science, yeah.

00:42:58.000 Using their own.

00:42:59.000 But see if you have the one before that set it all off.

00:43:03.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:43:04.000 This is what started the fight.

00:43:06.000 That's not a video.

00:43:10.000 There it is.

00:43:22.000 You are gay. 1.00

00:43:24.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:43:26.000 I'm so glad women are getting involved in politics, aren't you? 1.00

00:43:29.000 We're learning so much from them.

00:43:31.000 So, speaking of trannies, Biden's freakazoid, that old Jewish guy, wants your kids, your sons, to chop their dicks off. 0.96

00:43:42.000 Does he want to keep them, too?

00:43:44.000 Well, I mean, if no one is, if they're just going to go in the garbage, I could have them pickled and on my mantle.

00:43:55.000 I bet.

00:43:55.000 On my fireplace, by my hearth.

00:43:58.000 I could have your fucking twigs and berries on my hearth as I roast a fire. 1.00

00:44:03.000 That wouldn't surprise me.

00:44:04.000 Look at this guy.

00:44:05.000 It literally looks like a little nightmares monster.

00:44:08.000 You just look like a Jewish guy with long hair.

00:44:10.000 An ugly old Jewish accountant with long hair. 1.00

00:44:12.000 He's like you were the first basis for the Grateful Dead.

00:44:16.000 Accountant.

00:44:20.000 Scroll down.

00:44:24.000 Teenagers.

00:44:25.000 So what if you're a transgender teenager?

00:44:28.000 Pretty good voice.

00:44:29.000 So what if you, remember puberty?

00:44:31.000 Wasn't that fun?

00:44:33.000 Wasn't that a lot of fun?

00:44:34.000 So what if you're going through the wrong?

00:44:36.000 I like the music.

00:44:37.000 What if you're a transgender young woman, meaning male to female, and now you're getting, you know, your voice is dropping, you're getting bigger, you're getting hair everywhere, and you're growing those tendons. 0.99

00:44:51.000 And what if you're a transgender young man and now you have breast development engineering? 0.95

00:44:55.000 It can be terrifying.

00:44:56.000 There's a lot of mental health issues during that time.

00:44:59.000 The previous treatment before these new guidelines came together.

00:45:02.000 So hold on a second.

00:45:04.000 I'm smarter than this person.

00:45:05.000 This is why I like doing Biden stuff better than talking about the existence of God via computers.

00:45:10.000 The post-op suicidal rate is brutal, worse than it was for Jews in Germany in 1944.

00:45:18.000 Pretty bad.

00:45:19.000 So you're talking about how it's weird for lesbians who identify as male to grow tits, which, by the way, this mentality is devastating the lesbian community. 1.00

00:45:28.000 They're gone.

00:45:29.000 There's 13 lesbian bars left in America right now because lesbians are no longer lesbians. 1.00

00:45:35.000 They're men.

00:45:36.000 And gays are no longer gays.

00:45:37.000 They're women with dicks or not. 1.00

00:45:41.000 So they're eradicating gay and lesbian culture. 0.99

00:45:45.000 I said this a long time ago.

00:45:46.000 I said, hey, LG, drop the BTQ.

00:45:49.000 They don't like you.

00:45:50.000 They're dragging you down.

00:45:52.000 They're loonies.

00:45:52.000 And now they're doing worse than dragging them down.

00:45:54.000 They're eradicating them.

00:45:56.000 They're erasing them.

00:45:58.000 They always accuse us of not wanting gays to exist.

00:46:01.000 No, these trans people are making you cease to exist. 1.00

00:46:05.000 And you know who else has that attitude?

00:46:07.000 Saudi Arabia, the Middle East, Iran.

00:46:10.000 Remember that weird guy who always wore the golf jackets?

00:46:14.000 Oh, fuck, what was his name?

00:46:16.000 He said we have no homosexuals in Iran.

00:46:20.000 None.

00:46:20.000 And he was right, because we just make them into women.

00:46:25.000 In one of the most disturbing operations you can imagine, a heart transplant is less gross and less complicated than turning a dick into a vagina. 0.99

00:46:36.000 We went over it on the show via CGI, but it is a fucking horror show.

00:46:41.000 And what you're left with is not a vagina. 1.00

00:46:43.000 It's a hole.

00:46:45.000 It's a stinky hole that grows hairs. 0.65

00:46:48.000 The hairs collect...

00:46:50.000 What's his name again?

00:46:51.000 Azer Bajan? 0.74

00:46:54.000 What's his name?

00:46:55.000 Ahmadinajad.

00:46:56.000 I'm a Dinajad.

00:46:57.000 I'm a Dinajad.

00:46:58.000 I'm Adinajad.

00:46:59.000 Look at those lapels.

00:47:00.000 What the fuck?

00:47:01.000 He's not messing around.

00:47:02.000 Weird.

00:47:06.000 It's a stinky hole.

00:47:07.000 The hair collects in it.

00:47:08.000 The hair starts rotting.

00:47:09.000 It reeks up the room.

00:47:10.000 It smells like farts all day.

00:47:13.000 And a vagina can take a huge range of penises from Ryan's tiny grain of rice to my anaconda. 1.00

00:47:20.000 It can even take a baby, which is around the same size as my dick.

00:47:25.000 A baby-sized dick.

00:47:29.000 It's like Quatto.

00:47:31.000 With the hole they make, it's usually about this big.

00:47:35.000 It has no ups or downs.

00:47:37.000 So you better find a boyfriend with to the millimeter the exact size of your hole or you're not going to feel anything or it's going to rip it to shreds. 0.77

00:47:47.000 And I met a guy who fucked a tranny in her hole once. 1.00

00:47:49.000 You know what he told me?

00:47:51.000 He's since gone blind.

00:47:52.000 You know that guy who's on Pat Dixon's show who can barely see?

00:47:55.000 He has a walking stick?

00:47:57.000 Oh, yes.

00:47:59.000 He was on Burning Bridges.

00:48:01.000 Brian McCarthy.

00:48:02.000 I knew him when he had eyeballs back in 08.

00:48:07.000 And he had just fucked a tranny. 1.00

00:48:09.000 And he said, let me see him.

00:48:12.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:48:14.000 That's back when he could see, I guess.

00:48:18.000 It's funny that he waited until he was blind to not fuck a tranny. 1.00

00:48:23.000 What?

00:48:24.000 That's a terrible way of saying it.

00:48:26.000 He said it felt like frozen gummy bears in there.

00:48:31.000 Yeah.

00:48:32.000 Just a weird, bumpy texture that was unforgiving and mean.

00:48:38.000 It was a cruel place to be inside of her vagina. 1.00

00:48:42.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:48:43.000 So this is Biden's appointee telling us that we should cut kids' dicks off.

00:48:52.000 This is a clip of Brian McCarthy losing it on Gino.

00:48:54.000 What the fuck?

00:48:56.000 Fucking annoying.

00:48:56.000 Oh, I remember this.

00:48:58.000 Because I fell off, because I was running to pick up my kid and I fell down the stairs because I have a kid.

00:49:03.000 Alright, I don't know.

00:49:04.000 It's just going to be B-roll, but I want to start a whole thing.

00:49:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:10.000 Oh, this is him getting all red.

00:49:12.000 No drug piece of shit, and you fucking toad.

00:49:16.000 No!

00:49:16.000 This is our death!

00:49:17.000 We don't hear him talk!

00:49:18.000 Bring me!

00:49:19.000 What are you doing?

00:49:20.000 He literally!

00:49:21.000 I have to talk!

00:49:25.000 Brad, I'm talking about his geno.

00:49:26.000 Don't you dare.

00:49:27.000 I'm on your side.

00:49:28.000 I love you more.

00:49:29.000 I know you're best.

00:49:30.000 Don't you know?

00:49:30.000 So he's got eyes, but they just don't work.

00:49:32.000 Yeah, they don't work anymore.

00:49:33.000 I think they worked okay back then.

00:49:35.000 It's been very recent.

00:49:37.000 He's got degenerative eye things.

00:49:39.000 Anyway, go back to that fucking freak show.

00:49:41.000 And thank you, by the way, for the viewer who wrote in or called in and explained that they're not gays. 0.54

00:49:46.000 They're intense, straight perverts who fetishize women so much that they want panties on and tits on their bodies.

00:49:54.000 So right now, he's fucking a chick by wearing her skin. 0.84

00:50:00.000 Sounds of the lamps is what it is.

00:50:04.000 There was no medical treatment for individuals that were in their 1800s.

00:50:08.000 So there are new guidelines.

00:50:10.000 So these are the new guidelines that are very well accepted by healthcare professionals.

00:50:15.000 They're international guidelines.

00:50:17.000 And most children's hospitals will be for pre-pubertal children.

00:50:23.000 There is no medical treatment.

00:50:26.000 Well, that kind of makes sense.

00:50:27.000 I mean, they're pre-puberts.

00:50:29.000 They don't really have clinical levels of sex hormones, so what medical treatment?

00:50:33.000 So the idea would be to see a counselor, a therapist who is supportive, who has knowledge about these issues, to, you know, come to consumption CD medically and then hang out with the media.

00:50:42.000 That's enough.

00:50:42.000 Anyway, towards the end there, he says we should discuss the possibility of sex changes at pre-18.

00:50:48.000 You can't get a tattoo until you're 18, but you can chop your fucking dick off in one of the most disgusting and disturbing ways imaginable.

00:50:56.000 The only thing that's grosser than male-to-female surgery is female to male, where they just keep ripping off pieces of your forearm until they can make a cheese blints and glue it to your pubes. 1.00

00:51:09.000 And it looks absolutely ridiculous.

00:51:14.000 It looks, ladies, say you're obsessed with having sex with your lesbian lover as a man. 1.00

00:51:21.000 I'll buy you the top of the line strap on.

00:51:24.000 You won't even be able to see the straps.

00:51:27.000 They'll be skin colored. 0.78

00:51:28.000 And if you're fat, your fat will lean over them.

00:51:31.000 And the cock will have veins. 1.00

00:51:33.000 And it'll look amazing.

00:51:34.000 The cheese blints that you make doesn't feel good.

00:51:37.000 You can't put it in a woman. 1.00

00:51:39.000 So it's just a fake appendage.

00:51:41.000 Smells so bad you have to put cinnamon sticks next to it.

00:51:44.000 And when you see their forearms, they're maimed.

00:51:48.000 See if you can find any examples.

00:51:50.000 I've used them on my phone for the longest time, and I would show people in bars.

00:51:53.000 I go, do you know what?

00:51:54.000 Have you ever seen the dicks they make? 0.98

00:51:56.000 And then I would show people, but I stopped doing it because it would just sort of bum out the vibe.

00:52:01.000 And people would be in a bad mood.

00:52:02.000 So it's for our post-op sexual reassignment surgery.

00:52:08.000 You've got to be really careful with what you write.

00:52:11.000 Because like sex change doesn't work.

00:52:16.000 F-T-O-M. 1.00

00:52:19.000 Oh, fuck.

00:52:20.000 Okay, warning, warning, warning.

00:52:22.000 If you're eating, stop watching.

00:52:24.000 Close your eyes.

00:52:26.000 And go.

00:52:27.000 So that's where they get this meat from.

00:52:32.000 Look at that.

00:52:40.000 This is satanic.

00:52:41.000 It really is.

00:52:43.000 Like, what did Jack the Ripper do?

00:52:45.000 I don't think it was that bad.

00:52:47.000 No.

00:52:48.000 You're worse than Jack the Ripper.

00:52:49.000 You would blush.

00:52:50.000 Hey, Satan, can you take a day off, please?

00:52:53.000 Satan, laughing, removes forearm skin and puts it as a penis cheese blade.

00:52:59.000 Just like going to Netflix Bender.

00:53:01.000 You've accomplished a lot.

00:53:03.000 Yeah, and you'll be proud of what's on there.

00:53:05.000 It's like Coca-Cola.

00:53:06.000 People go, why do they keep advertising?

00:53:07.000 Everyone knows who they are.

00:53:09.000 This is pre-woke days.

00:53:11.000 I feel that way with Satan.

00:53:12.000 All right, you've let the pendulum swing back a little bit, dude.

00:53:18.000 Also, from Biden's administration, we talked about this already, but here's the evidence.

00:53:24.000 His new attorney general, who is a weird, dirty little man, says that Antifa attacks on federal courthouses in Portland may not be domestic terrorism because they happened at night.

00:53:38.000 Remember I mentioned this yesterday?

00:53:40.000 You see, judges make decisions in the day, so it's bad to vandalize in the day.

00:53:45.000 Judges are at home in bed at night, so they can't, you're not thwarting the justice system if you blow up shit at night.

00:53:52.000 That's just vandalism.

00:53:56.000 Let me ask you about assaults on federal property in places other than Washington, D.C., Portland, for instance, Seattle.

00:54:03.000 Do you regard assaults on federal courthouses or other federal property as acts of domestic extremism, domestic terrorism?

00:54:10.000 Well, Senator, my own definition, which is about the same as the statutory definition, is a use of violence or threats of violence, an attempt to disrupt democratic processes.

00:54:23.000 Oh, good.

00:54:24.000 No, stop, stop.

00:54:25.000 That's not what it is.

00:54:26.000 It's any kind of act of violence or terror, damage, vandalism, physical assault, intimidation, any kind of assault, attack, to achieve political gains.

00:54:42.000 It's not necessarily to make a judge's job harder that day.

00:54:47.000 When they bomb a building, it's to draw attention to their group.

00:54:52.000 They don't really, it doesn't really matter how many people they kill as far as the definition of terrorism goes.

00:54:56.000 So if the planes, instead of going into the trade center, if they went into like a residential complex, it wouldn't be terrorism.

00:55:03.000 Yeah.

00:55:03.000 According to this.

00:55:04.000 Yeah.

00:55:05.000 What if the 9-11 planes blew up the South Bronx and killed a bunch of houses there?

00:55:13.000 Is that okay?

00:55:14.000 Is that vandalism?

00:55:14.000 If they hit a DMV or a courthouse, it would have been.

00:55:18.000 A courthouse while in operation, trying to prevent...

00:55:22.000 But if they did it at night, after court was at a session, then it wouldn't have been a lot of people.

00:55:26.000 That's literally what he's saying.

00:55:27.000 Judges from actually deciding cases that plainly is domestic extremism, domestic terrorism, domestic terrorism.

00:55:44.000 An attack simply on government property at night or any other kind of circumstances is a clear crime and a serious one and should be punished.

00:55:53.000 I mean, I don't know enough about the facts of the example you're talking about, but that's where I draw the line.

00:55:58.000 One is both are criminal, but one is a core attack on our democratic institutions.

00:56:08.000 So Texas is weird because I see it and go, well, you didn't let them have natural gas.

00:56:14.000 You pushed wind, energy, and solar, and both those things suck, and you had an emergency, and you were fucked.

00:56:21.000 The left sees Texas and the blackout, and they go, you dumb conservatives, you didn't have enough infrastructure.

00:56:30.000 What?

00:56:31.000 So it's a weird case because both sides see it as a victory.

00:56:36.000 But 3-0, we learn that the Biden administration blocked Texas from increasing power as Texas begged for help a week before the catastrophic polar vortex.

00:56:49.000 Texas asked to temporarily lift regulations on energy output to avoid disaster.

00:56:56.000 Biden's Department of Energy refused to help due to quote-unquote green energy standards.

00:57:05.000 That's all you got to know.

00:57:06.000 That's all you got to do.

00:57:10.000 Whoa.

00:57:11.000 He killed people.

00:57:12.000 You know, Alex Jones went around in his tank saying this, I think.

00:57:17.000 Really?

00:57:18.000 Yeah.

00:57:19.000 Go to 3-1.

00:57:25.000 Can we get a tank?

00:57:26.000 No.

00:57:27.000 Okay.

00:57:30.000 Golf cart?

00:57:30.000 Says Corey Bush.

00:57:31.000 I never heard of her.

00:57:32.000 This is the real-life consequence of a system that puts corporate greed over the lives of regular people.

00:57:36.000 An 11-year-old baby lost his life to what is suspected to be hypothermia.

00:57:40.000 Rest in peace, Christian, and may your memory forever be a blessing.

00:57:43.000 You deserve so much better.

00:57:45.000 11-year-old boy died in an unheated Texas mobile home.

00:57:48.000 Who is this Bush girl, though? 0.79

00:57:50.000 What side is she on? 1.00

00:57:54.000 Congresswoman, nurse, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:57.000 St. Louis, Black Lives Matter.

00:57:59.000 Okay, so she's an imbecile. 1.00

00:58:01.000 So yeah.

00:58:02.000 Biden blocked more energy going to Texas because it violated the Green New Deal.

00:58:09.000 And when we say the Green New Deal, we don't literally mean AOC's Green New Deal.

00:58:12.000 We just mean the whole concept, this new green deal they're pushing on everything.

00:58:18.000 I saw Trevor Noah saying, it doesn't exist, and Trump's bitching about it.

00:58:23.000 It exists.

00:58:24.000 You haven't hammered out the details yet, but we're in the midst of it right now.

00:58:31.000 We can say green energy policies if that's easier for you to understand.

00:58:35.000 And then Schumer, Chuck Schumer, not only does he enjoy that people died and that they're somehow able to leverage this against the right, he says, I hope you learned your lesson.

00:58:45.000 Remember, Obama said, Oh, you can have a coal power plant, but we will bankrupt you.

00:58:49.000 And now you always wonder what's it going to be like when the power starts going out in July and August and in really bad freezes.

00:58:55.000 What's it going to be like when we have rolling blackouts?

00:58:58.000 Well, now you know it's your fault.

00:59:00.000 So here's Chucky Schumer saying he hopes Texas learned its lesson.

00:59:04.000 He doesn't matter this makes you mad because they don't have to win elections.

00:59:08.000 They're a permanent dictatorship now.

00:59:10.000 The Supreme Court just ruled they can steal any election they want.

00:59:13.000 Here it is.

00:59:15.000 The bottom line is Texas thought it could go at it alone and built a system that ignored climate change.

00:59:22.000 It was not what's called resilient.

00:59:24.000 And now Texas is paying the price.

00:59:26.000 I hope they learned the lesson.

00:59:30.000 I hope you enjoyed that dead child, Texas.

00:59:33.000 So they come up with all that wind and energy solar crap, and they say you didn't build a resilient enough system.

00:59:41.000 How about I just use oil and gas that's been working for centuries?

00:59:45.000 Why do I have to have solar panels that can resist snow or wind turbines that can resist cold?

00:59:52.000 How about we don't pursue those because they don't fucking work?

00:59:56.000 Solar, my ass.

00:59:59.000 3-3, Biden admitted he stormed the Capitol.

01:00:04.000 I guess he was, oh, it wasn't January 6th, though, slightly before that.

01:00:09.000 What was that like walking into the great Senate chamber at 29 years old?

01:00:13.000 You know, I walked in when I was 21, and I got arrested.

01:00:17.000 It was a Saturday.

01:00:18.000 I was down visiting some friends at Georgetown University.

01:00:22.000 And I came up on a Saturday morning because I was fascinated with the Senate.

01:00:25.000 And they had a Saturday session.

01:00:26.000 I walked up those days, no guards stopping everywhere.

01:00:30.000 And they just got out of session.

01:00:31.000 I walked in the back.

01:00:32.000 All of a sudden, I found myself in the chamber, and I was stunned.

01:00:35.000 I walked up, sat down in the presiding officer's seat.

01:00:38.000 Guy grabbed me by the shoulder, said, you're under arrest.

01:00:43.000 Oh.

01:00:46.000 Mr. Biden has committed the most unthinkable act of terror one can imagine.

01:00:50.000 It was during the day, too.

01:00:52.000 During the day.

01:00:52.000 Well, there was a session.

01:00:53.000 And yeah, that's domestic terrorism.

01:00:55.000 Isn't it weird to see him talking normally?

01:00:58.000 Talking well, yeah.

01:00:58.000 With a brain that operates.

01:01:00.000 It's like a different guy.

01:01:00.000 Knowing where he lives, remembering dates, recounting stories.

01:01:05.000 Children?

01:01:07.000 Not a children.

01:01:08.000 No, and also bald.

01:01:10.000 Right.

01:01:11.000 Okay, last story in the Biden category.

01:01:13.000 So we're told now, we know there was an Antifa member, John Sullivan, on the troops.

01:01:19.000 I think he broke the window that Ashley Babbitt jumped through.

01:01:22.000 I think he led to her getting killed because he kept saying, go, go, move, move, move.

01:01:27.000 But that's been scrubbed.

01:01:28.000 Also, the fact that CNN paid him for his footage has also been scrubbed from the internet.

01:01:36.000 They really want Proud Boys to be responsible, but it appears we have some Boogaloos involved.

01:01:41.000 Three or four groups of loyalists under his command.

01:01:44.000 But the Boogaloos are now seen as at the forefront of the January 6th thing.

01:01:48.000 The problem is Boogaloos, and they're not really a thing. 1.00

01:01:52.000 They're not like Proud Boys or Oath Keepers where there's members.

01:01:56.000 The Boogaloos are just like people who dress up in Hawaiian shirts, and there's like 13 of them, and they almost exclusively exist online.

01:02:03.000 But anyway, they made an appearance, a rare cameo on January 6th, and they hate Trump.

01:02:09.000 They're also basically anarchists.

01:02:11.000 They're sort of like America First guys, but kookier. 0.76

01:02:17.000 They're sort of like America First meets Oath Keepers with a dash of crazy.

01:02:21.000 They got Black Lives Matter things.

01:02:24.000 They're like pro-Black Lives Matter. 0.95

01:02:25.000 Remember they did with Black BLM and Antifa, I think? 0.83

01:02:29.000 So they are basically Antifa in Hawaiian shirts.

01:02:32.000 So the narrative of the Capitol appears to be crumbling, and they just, they want it to be Proud Boys so badly.

01:02:38.000 Anyway, speaking of Proud Boys, I disparaged Chairman Enrique Tario on this show.

01:02:43.000 I said I was very angry at him.

01:02:45.000 I felt betrayed that he had worked with the FBI and not told us.

01:02:49.000 I don't think he should have been chairman after working with the FBI.

01:02:54.000 I understand how sometimes the FBI forces you to become a snitch.

01:02:59.000 If you sell Coke and you buy your mom a Range Rover, they'll say she benefited from drug money and threaten to put her in jail.

01:03:05.000 So you either got to put mom in jail or flip.

01:03:09.000 That's why I don't do crimes because I can't do the time.

01:03:11.000 However, if you choose the life of criminal, you can't throw other criminals in jail.

01:03:18.000 So at the very least, I think he fucked up by not telling me that or telling any of us that.

01:03:27.000 But it wasn't fair of me to shit on him, though I did have all the receipts.

01:03:31.000 I did look everything up.

01:03:32.000 And by the way, I didn't see anything in any of the courtwork, courtroom papers, and I have like 50 pages for the various transcripts about grow houses or steroids.

01:03:47.000 All I saw was he agreed to work with the feds and he got a reduction from 30 months to 16 months, which isn't much of a reduction.

01:03:56.000 I mean, Max and John would love to be out in 30 months.

01:03:59.000 Anyway, let's talk to Enrique and let's hear his side of the story.

01:04:04.000 It's uncomfortable, but it makes for great TV.

01:04:10.000 Enrique, are you there, sir?

01:04:12.000 I am here, sir.

01:04:15.000 All right, let's just air the dirty laundry.

01:04:18.000 Why don't you start out by telling us your version of events and then we can go back to the FBI and the media's narrative?

01:04:25.000 My version of events with the FBI, and I've talked about this a couple of times, and everybody seems to want to make me apologize for what happened eight years ago.

01:04:37.000 And I'm not.

01:04:38.000 I'm not going to apologize for what happened eight years ago.

01:04:41.000 The FBI came in because I was selling diabetic test strips, and they used my family, my brothers, and my co-defendant as leverage.

01:04:51.000 They wanted me to testify against my brothers, and I refused.

01:04:54.000 And because I refused, a week later, I'm not saying it's attributed to it, I went from zero jail Time to three and a half years is what I was looking at in the sentencing guidelines.

01:05:09.000 So I decided to go the route, and I've talked to you about this in the show before.

01:05:13.000 I've decided to go the route of arguing the amount of money damages to lower my sentence.

01:05:22.000 So as we got closer to doing that, I did give them something.

01:05:26.000 I gave them a human smuggling ring, which did lead to an arrest.

01:05:32.000 There's a lot of stuff on that paperwork that isn't clear because you don't have everybody else's paperwork.

01:05:38.000 I didn't turn in people with grow houses.

01:05:41.000 I didn't turn in people that were steroids is what I saw.

01:05:46.000 I didn't turn in gambling rings.

01:05:47.000 I did turn somebody in.

01:05:49.000 I did turn in the human smuggling ring.

01:05:52.000 So your contention is that's the only one you did because the FBI is saying you led to more than a dozen arrests.

01:06:00.000 No, that is between the codefendants, which I had two other co-defendants, and you could look at their paperwork.

01:06:07.000 We collectively said that, they collectively said that we got 12 arrests.

01:06:14.000 But as far as my stuff goes, it was the human trafficking ring, and that's it, because I already had my argument.

01:06:20.000 My argument was that I was wholesaling these diabetic test strips and not retailing them.

01:06:25.000 They couldn't use that argument.

01:06:27.000 So because of what I did, and again, I'm not going to say I'm proud of it.

01:06:31.000 I'm not going to say I'm a fucking hero, right?

01:06:33.000 And I'm not going to use it as some type of like bargaining chip.

01:06:36.000 But because of what I did, my four brothers that were facing three years in prison didn't do a single day.

01:06:42.000 They put me in a very tough spot.

01:06:45.000 And what pisses me off more is that people are accusing me of now working with the FBI when I've shown the exact opposite.

01:06:53.000 I'm facing two years in prison for fucking plastic magazines taking it into Washington, D.C. Was that stupid of me to do?

01:07:00.000 Yeah, that was a stupid thing of me to do.

01:07:03.000 Did I admit to burning a BLM banner?

01:07:06.000 Yes, I did.

01:07:09.000 And we can argue that all day.

01:07:11.000 But one thing I'm not is a fucking FBI informant at all.

01:07:15.000 I've made mistakes.

01:07:17.000 And the moment that I made a single mistake with one of these rallies, because I admit January 6th was stupid.

01:07:24.000 It was stupid.

01:07:25.000 But the moment that I make one mistake, all the jackals come out and they were nipping at my heels. 0.74

01:07:30.000 And now everybody wants to jump on me for that.

01:07:34.000 Again, I'm not going to apologize for it.

01:07:36.000 I have no intention of doing so.

01:07:39.000 I did that eight years ago.

01:07:40.000 So what were the grow houses?

01:07:42.000 Was that your codefendants?

01:07:44.000 Those grow houses were my co-defendants, both my co-defendants.

01:07:47.000 One passed away a year later after he got out of prison.

01:07:52.000 And that includes like the steroid ring and, I believe, the gambling thing.

01:07:59.000 But again, the only thing that I gave was the human smuggling ring.

01:08:05.000 Well, I went through all your paperwork, and that's the only thing that's there.

01:08:08.000 Actually, it doesn't even say the human smuggling.

01:08:10.000 It says you just, you worked with the feds to go from 30 months to 16 months.

01:08:15.000 But the part I don't get is, say you have that in your past.

01:08:19.000 Why lead a club then?

01:08:21.000 I mean, surely that would absolve you from leading any clubs in the future because you've worked with the feds before.

01:08:27.000 You know, we don't let trans in the military.

01:08:29.000 We don't let people with flat feet in the military.

01:08:32.000 If you've worked with the feds, you shouldn't lead a club.

01:08:36.000 Well, one thing is there was some members that did know, and I've said this story before.

01:08:41.000 I didn't go into detail of the story because for real, it's nobody's business.

01:08:46.000 I don't think that what I did eight years ago constitutes, regardless of right or wrong, I don't think it constitutes who I am now.

01:08:55.000 And, you know, you said on your show the other day, oh, this is the end.

01:08:59.000 Pretty much, we don't know where the Proud Boys are going to go.

01:09:01.000 I know exactly where the Proud Boys are going to go, and they're not going to go anywhere, regardless of my leadership or not.

01:09:07.000 I'm not running for re-election as chairman in September.

01:09:11.000 I already told the guys that.

01:09:12.000 I actually told the guys that before the thing came out.

01:09:16.000 But, you know, I just felt like it was nobody's business what I did eight years ago.

01:09:21.000 Well, it makes people worried that if any shit hit the fan, you'd be more likely to flip on them.

01:09:27.000 Yeah, no, I completely, look, I completely understand some people's position.

01:09:31.000 And I went on like this audio chat tour with all the chapters.

01:09:36.000 It took me a long time.

01:09:36.000 It took me about two weeks to address these guys and tell them, hey, this is my story.

01:09:41.000 If you choose to accept it, you accept it.

01:09:43.000 If not, you know, whatever.

01:09:45.000 And I put a poll up for myself as far as, you know, I put a vote of no confidence on myself in the club.

01:09:55.000 And it's still going on.

01:09:57.000 But again, I'm not, I'm not, unless it's the will of the club to remove me, then at that point, then I'll go with the will of the club because I am, I was the voice of the club for a long time.

01:10:09.000 Right now, we're trying to focus internally.

01:10:13.000 And I think we're doing a pretty good job of that.

01:10:16.000 No rallies, no colors in public and things like that.

01:10:20.000 But yeah, they did have reason to question me, but I did address those people.

01:10:26.000 There's still some people that don't like me, but welcome to reality.

01:10:29.000 There's people that haven't liked me from the beginning.

01:10:31.000 There's people that haven't liked you from the beginning.

01:10:34.000 Have you heard of this Make Proud Boys Clandestine Again movement?

01:10:41.000 Not by that name, but yeah.

01:10:44.000 Where they're saying, never go to fucking rallies.

01:10:46.000 Let's make a secret organization again.

01:10:49.000 Just have the beer drinking and the private meetings and all that stuff.

01:10:53.000 Like, I understood providing security for Ann Coulter and Lauren Southern and all that, but I never really quite understood the relentless rallying.

01:11:06.000 I'd say I disagree with you there.

01:11:07.000 I think we're in a moment in an election year that was extremely pivotal to U.S. history, and we're living it now.

01:11:15.000 Everything that we've been preaching for the past four and a half years, the Democrats have done in the past four weeks.

01:11:24.000 We've seen political persecution.

01:11:27.000 They're hunting down these people that were Trespassers, essentially.

01:11:31.000 They have Rufio in jail in what seems to be like this Guantanamo thing where he can't even speak to his lawyer.

01:11:40.000 We've seen massive censorship.

01:11:42.000 The first United States president gets censored on like the platform that he speaks to the people of.

01:11:49.000 You know who gets, you know, who gets inaugurated with 20,000 members of the National Guard and almost no citizens?

01:11:55.000 A fucking dictator.

01:11:58.000 So, you know, excuse me if I disagree with you.

01:12:01.000 I think that the rallies were necessary.

01:12:03.000 Did we make a mistake on January 6th?

01:12:05.000 Absolutely so.

01:12:06.000 Did I make a huge mistake on January 6th?

01:12:08.000 Yes, I did.

01:12:10.000 But you're so careful about things like getting drunk.

01:12:14.000 I've never seen you drunk.

01:12:15.000 You're always so organized about your felony status.

01:12:19.000 And just having a magazine in your luggage just seems crazy.

01:12:23.000 I've heard people tell me that that's worse than having a gun for a felony.

01:12:28.000 I've put a lot of fucking powder in my nose throughout the past four years.

01:12:33.000 So that I could definitely admit to.

01:12:36.000 The magazine thing.

01:12:38.000 So I've heard the conspiracy theory of the magazine thing, but you have to play it out, right?

01:12:44.000 Because if the feds pick me up because I'm an informant, right?

01:12:48.000 And they picked me up two days before because that would insinuate that they knew that the siege on the Capitol was going to happen on Wednesday.

01:12:59.000 And that is the most far-fetched thing I have ever heard.

01:13:02.000 So they picked me up because they knew the Capitol.

01:13:04.000 They let the Capitol thing happen. 0.51

01:13:06.000 I mean, it's something out of a Tom Clancy book.

01:13:09.000 But didn't you see all the police saying magazines?

01:13:13.000 I'm from Florida.

01:13:15.000 Like, I'm not used to fucking magazines being illegal.

01:13:20.000 Right.

01:13:21.000 But just to help the theory that this was planned to happen, that you saw the cops going like this, come on.

01:13:28.000 You saw the cops standing by.

01:13:30.000 You saw unprecedented lack of police presence that morning.

01:13:35.000 I think there is evidence that the Powers of B wanted there to be a riot. 0.71

01:13:40.000 I think that there's a lot that points in the direction of the inadequacy of the cops.

01:13:46.000 I mean, you had six, I think it's six or eight of them got suspended for letting people into the Capitol.

01:13:52.000 And we're currently looking at, you know, who these cops are, where they were positioned, and to see if any of the eight individuals, eight proud boys that have been arrested passed by these cops at any point.

01:14:03.000 Because if you really, I was actually discussing this with somebody, the tiers of, I guess, crimes that were committed at the Capitol.

01:14:13.000 You know, you got people that hurt cops, right?

01:14:17.000 We found out that that cop didn't die from being assaulted.

01:14:20.000 But we got the second tier, which is like breaking stuff or stealing something.

01:14:25.000 And then you have the tier that 99% of the people that walked in there are in, which are just people that trespassed.

01:14:32.000 And even trespassing is pushing the limit on it because although they might have felt it was wrong to go in there, there was nobody there that stopped them.

01:14:42.000 There was people there that were waiving them in.

01:14:44.000 And this thing has been used, this thing was used as ammo, and they've used it to pass legislation.

01:14:52.000 We're seeing pieces of legislation trying to be passed right now to label groups, American citizens, domestic terrorists.

01:14:59.000 I don't think it's going to pass.

01:15:01.000 Even the far left is completely against it.

01:15:05.000 But they're using it for power.

01:15:07.000 And I honestly don't think that there's like this deep state thing to let this happen.

01:15:14.000 I honestly think that Trump supporters have been peaceful for the past four and a half years.

01:15:21.000 We've never had an instance like January 6th.

01:15:24.000 But the first time that we have an instance of something, it turns into like this national emergency where they have to change laws.

01:15:30.000 I saw it with my own eyes.

01:15:31.000 I saw them at the federal courthouse.

01:15:35.000 There was so much warning.

01:15:36.000 I mean, you got stabbed in November.

01:15:39.000 You went back in December.

01:15:40.000 You got stabbed again.

01:15:42.000 Both times, the media's takeaway was that Proud Boys go somewhere and a stabbing occurs.

01:15:47.000 So the narrative is that Proud Boys are doing the stabbing, not getting stabbed.

01:15:51.000 No one mentioned that it was Proud Boys who were stabbed.

01:15:54.000 Nobody.

01:15:55.000 So that's November, that's December.

01:15:57.000 January, someone's going to get stabbed, and the takeaway is going to be they're back and there's more stabbings.

01:16:04.000 Like, why give them that?

01:16:06.000 So in December, I knew something, something, I knew there was mistakes made in December.

01:16:12.000 So we wanted to correct that.

01:16:14.000 So one of the things that we did was there was a lot of new guys that came in December and went to the rally.

01:16:19.000 So we wanted to limit that.

01:16:21.000 So we decided to go in a small group on January 6th.

01:16:26.000 And I said that we're going to go incognito.

01:16:29.000 It was a public statement.

01:16:30.000 We're actually just going to go in regular clothes.

01:16:32.000 And our plan, and the cool part about this is that I have all of this documented.

01:16:37.000 So I'm waiting.

01:16:38.000 I'm waiting for one of our guys to go to trial or need some type of evidence.

01:16:42.000 I'm in communication with a lot of their attorneys.

01:16:46.000 I have evidence of what our plans actually were that day, which was just to walk to the Washington Monument in no colors so nobody could identify us and then watch the president speak.

01:16:58.000 And then at 4 o'clock, we were going to leave to Virginia because all the bars were closed and they had those COVID restrictions on, but those restrictions didn't apply to Virginia.

01:17:07.000 So we were going to drive over to Virginia and sit at the bar the whole night.

01:17:11.000 Because the problem that we had with November 14th and December 12th was the night marches.

01:17:16.000 So I wanted to stay out of DC completely at night on January 6th.

01:17:22.000 And that's all in emails and messages.

01:17:23.000 The Capitol is going to get sieged.

01:17:24.000 If the Capitol didn't get sieged, this conversation would be completely different.

01:17:30.000 We'd be celebrating about how the Proud Boys duped them yet again, thinking that we're going to go in black block. 0.88

01:17:36.000 There was no protesters.

01:17:38.000 And I'd like to think that there was no protesters because they thought we were going to come in black block.

01:17:42.000 We had them going crazy, looking to see how they were going to mark themselves, things like that.

01:17:49.000 But you were so successful in December.

01:17:51.000 And Tifa were attacking black single moms, old people, kids. 0.93

01:17:56.000 They were terrorizing the city.

01:17:57.000 Proud boys showed up, beat them up, and left.

01:18:00.000 And it was like, there we go, tie a bow on it, we're good.

01:18:04.000 Yeah.

01:18:06.000 And that was a plan moving forward that we're going to restructure how we did rallies because we did have success on November 14th, and we did have success on December 12th.

01:18:16.000 You know, unfortunately, we had like these incidents that happened, but something that nobody's talking about, the difference between November 14th and December 12th, is that Trump supporters weren't attacked on December 12th because we were around November 14th.

01:18:32.000 So, but we did want to, we did want to bring that volume down while still attending one of these events.

01:18:38.000 It's not like we were invited to go to Charlottesville.

01:18:42.000 We were invited, like the president had a rally and we wanted to attend a rally.

01:18:46.000 It was a regular thing that we thought was going to be completely peaceful.

01:18:50.000 So we didn't want to go in our clothes.

01:18:51.000 We didn't want to attract attention.

01:18:52.000 We just wanted to just hang out.

01:18:55.000 So you weren't there as Proud Boys.

01:18:56.000 You were there as civilians.

01:18:59.000 We were there as civilians.

01:19:00.000 And I think another mistake, and this was probably planned.

01:19:08.000 I usually plan these things to a T. And I usually have everything in my head.

01:19:13.000 So when I'm on the ground, I could push and pull what I'm going to do.

01:19:18.000 By them taking me out of the equation, I'll be honest with you.

01:19:22.000 I think that if I would have been there, I think we wouldn't have even gone to the Capitol.

01:19:27.000 Like we wouldn't have even marched towards a Capitol.

01:19:29.000 Because I would have stopped it because I knew that we had a time constraint.

01:19:34.000 I knew that we had to get back to our cars.

01:19:36.000 We had to drive out of this place.

01:19:38.000 DC locks down like all the streets.

01:19:40.000 And I honestly think that we would have stopped this from happening.

01:19:44.000 Another thing that happens at these rallies, and we've seen it in videos that I do, is I always establish a buffer zone between the police line and the Proud Boys.

01:19:53.000 There's always about 15 feet.

01:19:55.000 I don't like going face to face with the cops.

01:19:58.000 I always like keeping that buffer zone.

01:20:00.000 So I think, and I'm not going to say that this would have prevented it, that first barricade that would have been broken, if Proud Boys would have been there and I would have been there, we would have established that buffer zone and nobody would have pushed at least through that barricade.

01:20:12.000 I don't know if later on there was other ways that people would have gone in, but I think we would have been able to stop it.

01:20:18.000 Yeah, it just, it smelled a trouble.

01:20:20.000 I mean, I don't blame you for the grow houses and the steroids.

01:20:25.000 I think the FBI is twisting the story to make you look bad.

01:20:28.000 But I still just really resent you not mentioning the FBI thing.

01:20:33.000 You say it's nobody's business, but it is when you're running a club.

01:20:36.000 It's a big detail.

01:20:37.000 I do resent it too.

01:20:38.000 I do resent it that I didn't go ahead and say this.

01:20:42.000 Like looking back at it, why didn't I say it?

01:20:45.000 And again, my position is that it was nobody's business.

01:20:48.000 But looking back at it on when we're starting to get back to normal, but when that tension started, I was just getting on a flight.

01:20:59.000 We rented this cabin in the middle of nowhere with no reception.

01:21:03.000 And I'm like, I'm just going to enjoy family for this weekend.

01:21:05.000 And this bomb drops.

01:21:07.000 And I had to deal with it my entire trip, which I was happy to do.

01:21:13.000 But looking back at it, yes, I should have said, hey, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

01:21:18.000 I'm talking about years ago when we first met.

01:21:20.000 You should have said, hey, I'm going to be running this club.

01:21:22.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:21:23.000 And I should have said it before.

01:21:24.000 But I have this FBI background.

01:21:26.000 And at least everyone would be prepared because your mind starts racing when you hear that you kept it a secret.

01:21:31.000 Like, I thought, why did Enrique want me to do a talk there?

01:21:34.000 Why did he want me to come to January 6th?

01:21:36.000 And then I was thinking about that time here at the Trump Hotel.

01:21:39.000 And I won't say his name, but there's a guy with Nazi ties.

01:21:42.000 And I was like, look, this dude needs to be disavowed and fucking crushed because he's bad news.

01:21:47.000 And you seemed reluctant to do it.

01:21:48.000 And then I was thinking, did he want that stupid idiot alt-right moron to stay in the club?

01:21:54.000 He was out.

01:21:55.000 It's just the thing is that there's a process to it.

01:21:58.000 I don't want to just, I don't have executive privilege to just kick somebody out, but I do have a voice.

01:22:04.000 And I did use that voice.

01:22:05.000 And we have kicked out people.

01:22:07.000 Perfect example.

01:22:09.000 I mean, he left on his own, but I think he got meme to death.

01:22:13.000 Brian James came out.

01:22:14.000 One thing I don't like is if I have a problem with somebody, like, I had a problem with you not bringing me on the show and talking about me.

01:22:22.000 And I text you.

01:22:23.000 I didn't go to the public.

01:22:24.000 I don't like public spats.

01:22:26.000 I hate them.

01:22:27.000 So when we can't solve something internally, I never go out.

01:22:30.000 So this Brian James character decides to go on his own and make these videos and make these posts and things like that.

01:22:38.000 And he, you know, don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

01:22:43.000 I mean, this guy's history is fucking disgusting.

01:22:47.000 And I believe people can be reformed, but I don't think he's reformed.

01:22:50.000 I think he's a sociopath.

01:22:53.000 Okay.

01:22:55.000 What's the status of everyone now?

01:22:58.000 Ann Coulter keeps asking me about it because she's writing about it.

01:23:00.000 And the story I have is there was probably 30,000 people there on January 6th.

01:23:07.000 As far as how many people stormed the Capitol, I've heard there was 135 arrests.

01:23:12.000 Out of those people that were arrested, five of them were members.

01:23:18.000 Is that correct?

01:23:19.000 I think those numbers are a little dated, but they were correct at some point.

01:23:23.000 So except the 30,000.

01:23:28.000 If you look at the picture outside pointing outside of the Capitol, while people were coming up the stairs, there was about 80 to 100,000 people out there outside the Capitol.

01:23:37.000 It doesn't mean that they went in, but their arrests right now are 261 as of this morning.

01:23:45.000 Out of those 261, eight of them are Proud Boys.

01:23:50.000 CNN reported the other day that there was an extra five Proud Boys that were arrested.

01:23:54.000 None of them were Proud Boys and included two women.

01:23:58.000 So we're at eight right now.

01:24:01.000 And four of them have conspiracy theories.

01:24:03.000 I mean, conspiracy charges.

01:24:05.000 And they're two different conspiracies.

01:24:07.000 So DiCarlo and Oakes, they're journalists and they're media guys and they walked in there to kind of film everything.

01:24:15.000 And they have a conspiracy charge, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, for raising money just to go into Washington.

01:24:23.000 And then the other two guys, they didn't even work.

01:24:27.000 I guess they met each other there because we didn't even know that these guys were coming.

01:24:32.000 And they practically went in on their own because they weren't part of this.

01:24:38.000 Usually we have these conversations on who's going and they weren't part of that conversation.

01:24:45.000 Then the other four we have obviously Joe Biggs, we have Rufio, and we have another two Proud Boys.

01:24:52.000 But nobody, besides one of them nobody out of seven out of the eight were just trespassing they didn't break anything they didn't assault a police officer biggs went in and was asking there's video of this biggs was asking where the bathroom was and the cop's like oh back over here and he went to the bathroom and right after that is when he left the fbi also states that uh biggs came in right as that march came that's also a lie uh biggs came in uh long time

01:30:55.000 i love i used to live to your records as a kid wasn't worth it huh so gay i should have gone hey here you jumpy go to giants ten get down We were in the middle of the street. 0.91

01:31:09.000 He was crossing from Penn Station to whatever 7th Ave, and I was going towards Penn Station.

01:31:15.000 So we were in the middle of the street.

01:31:16.000 I should have jumped in front of him and screamed, Yeah, hey, you, Jammy! 1.00

01:31:20.000 Connected Gias Ten Gitas! 0.57

01:31:24.000 That would have been good.

01:31:25.000 That song is from like 1971.

01:31:28.000 It would have been a totally original thing to scream at him.

01:31:31.000 He would have laughed his head off.

01:31:35.000 And then I banished Jeff Jensen, the guy who got shot through the chest and lives in Jamaica now. 0.96

01:31:42.000 He is friends with his daughter.

01:31:44.000 Oh, no way.

01:31:45.000 Yeah.

01:31:46.000 That's pretty badass.

01:31:47.000 Does she live there?

01:31:49.000 They all lived in New York until his Parkinson's came along.

01:31:51.000 He's like this now.

01:31:53.000 So he's in Florida because the warm air is better for him.

01:31:58.000 And then Rush Limbaugh got in trouble for saying that's Coke.

01:32:01.000 Yeah, that's Kara. 0.96

01:32:03.000 I corresponded with her very briefly.

01:32:05.000 And I said I'd love to get him on the show.

01:32:07.000 And she was like, not happening, dude.

01:32:10.000 I get it.

01:32:11.000 Like, the guy's done.

01:32:12.000 If you want to have a Billy Connolly interview, look him up.

01:32:16.000 I mean, there's a billion of them.

01:32:20.000 Great guy, though.

01:32:21.000 It looks like you could play him in a fucking movie.

01:32:24.000 I'd like to.

01:32:25.000 That looks like you with some...

01:32:27.000 He's got a cooler nose than me, though.

01:32:29.000 I have this little faggot bitch nose. 1.00

01:32:32.000 Bitch nose McInnis. 1.00

01:32:34.000 Hey, bitch nose. 1.00

01:32:35.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:32:41.000 All right.

01:32:42.000 I think we have time for some racism.

01:32:45.000 Oh, always time for racism. 0.92

01:32:47.000 That should be our motto.

01:32:49.000 Censored.tv.

01:32:50.000 There's always time for racism.

01:32:52.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:32:57.000 That was racist, guys.

01:33:01.000 Speaking of racism, I have to come to terms with the fact that I would say half of our viewers do not believe in dinosaurs.

01:33:09.000 They believe in dinosaurs.

01:33:10.000 It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

01:33:12.000 And half of our subscribers are like, leave him alone.

01:33:15.000 He's right.

01:33:18.000 But I never made a stance on that.

01:33:20.000 I just said, I'm questioning what I just want to know that I know something.

01:33:23.000 According to our viewers, planes did not go into the World Trade Center.

01:33:27.000 That's not true.

01:33:28.000 Dinosaurs did not exist.

01:33:30.000 And I would say 5 to 10% of our viewers think the Earth is flat.

01:33:38.000 We've got some weirdos tuning in.

01:33:40.000 And I love them all.

01:33:42.000 So Azealia Banks marries a Jew, and she goes, I'm a Jew now.

01:33:49.000 And they go, you can't be a Jew.

01:33:53.000 You can't just become a Jew.

01:33:56.000 You have to convert. 1.00

01:33:57.000 And she goes, no, I'm just saying I'm a Jew.

01:34:00.000 And she goes, what did she say?

01:34:06.000 Well, I try to tell the trans girls that getting castrated doesn't automatically make them a female. 1.00

01:34:10.000 But if society can do mental gymnastics to lie and tell them that an eggless person who still produces semen is a woman and let them rock, you are all going to bend the rules to accept this newly black Jewish coochie. 1.00

01:34:23.000 I'm Jewish now.

01:34:24.000 You can't stop me.

01:34:26.000 No, you girls are just hot gay boys with beat faces and plastic surgery. 1.00

01:34:30.000 I live for the trans girls, but the trans shit is really a non-issue. 0.98

01:34:34.000 Just gay boys on hormones using male aggression to force their ways into women's spaces. 1.00

01:34:38.000 Wow.

01:34:38.000 You all are just beautiful niggas laughing my ass off, except yourselves.

01:34:42.000 And they really are.

01:34:43.000 Like, men are good at muscling their way into things.

01:34:47.000 That's why we play football and rugby and box.

01:34:50.000 And now that we're getting into women's sports, we're muscling our way in and taking over. 1.00

01:34:56.000 And being good at it.

01:34:57.000 So we did this with lesbians. 1.00

01:35:00.000 We took over.

01:35:01.000 I saw lesbians. 1.00

01:35:02.000 If you're a lesbian, you go on a lesbian dating app, it's all dudes with shitty hairdos. 1.00

01:35:10.000 Ugly dudes with a dress on going, hi, I'm a lady with a strap on that doesn't come off. 1.00

01:35:19.000 I'd like to fuck you. 1.00

01:35:20.000 And the lesbians are like, I think dicks are gross. 1.00

01:35:23.000 That's why I'm a lesbian. 1.00

01:35:25.000 So we've eradicated lesbianity. 1.00

01:35:28.000 Homosexuality is next. 1.00

01:35:29.000 And women's sports are on the chopping block. 1.00

01:35:33.000 And lastly, Azealia Banks says, because why can you chop your cock and say you're a girl, but I can't catch the Jewish nut and be Jewish? 1.00

01:35:42.000 Stop trying to exclude black people from everything.

01:35:44.000 She's great, man.

01:35:46.000 We've got to get her on the show. 0.98

01:35:47.000 Milo's friends with her.

01:35:48.000 I had lunch with her and Milo once.

01:35:49.000 Why can't Milo get her on the show?

01:35:51.000 Just talk about horoscopes with her.

01:35:52.000 What's going on with Milo, by the way?

01:35:54.000 Has he missed two shows?

01:35:56.000 I don't know.

01:35:57.000 I check his Telegram and it's all Jesus Christ.

01:36:00.000 Is he going cuckoo?

01:36:03.000 Is he going Gaga?

01:36:04.000 Cooku Dal?

01:36:07.000 Is he going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

01:36:09.000 Kaka.

01:36:12.000 Oh, this was funny.

01:36:13.000 Speaking of, this has sort of been a theme all week where you look at this and you say, perfect evidence that the left is shit.

01:36:19.000 And I look at this and go, perfect evidence that the right is shit.

01:36:22.000 Or no, I got those backwards, but you know what I'm saying?

01:36:24.000 But we're looking at the same pen.

01:36:25.000 This is new.

01:36:28.000 It used to be the left going, this is just as good.

01:36:30.000 Plus, if you make a mistake, you can erase it.

01:36:32.000 And then the right going, no, this is good because it's permanent and it lasts forever and it doesn't smudge and it doesn't get bleached in the sun.

01:36:42.000 We need this.

01:36:44.000 Now, the left and the right are both looking at the same thing and saying it supports their totally different views of the world.

01:36:53.000 So someone put out this list of all the horrible things Virginia is doing. 0.98

01:36:59.000 Cassandra was like, fuck, I love it here in Virginia. 1.00

01:37:01.000 And it's an email alert from the NAACP.

01:37:04.000 More disgraceful activity.

01:37:06.000 So let's read these horribly, have we done this yet?

01:37:09.000 I don't know.

01:37:09.000 No, no, no.

01:37:10.000 These horribly disgraceful things that educators are going to be working on in Virginia.

01:37:16.000 Scroll down.

01:37:19.000 Increases the number of charter schools.

01:37:22.000 Are you sure we haven't discussed this?

01:37:23.000 Maybe I was talking about it in a bar.

01:37:25.000 Bars in this show bleed together in my mind.

01:37:30.000 Good.

01:37:30.000 That's the only future for education in this country, especially in poor areas, especially for black Americans.

01:37:36.000 Our charter schools thrive when kids have no dad, like Ryan.

01:37:40.000 So, South Bronx, Harlem, East, New York, bring it on.

01:37:43.000 New educational savings account bill that takes funding from public ed.

01:37:47.000 Sounds good.

01:37:48.000 They're overfunded.

01:37:49.000 Limiting the types of master's degrees that would qualify a teacher for a pay increase.

01:37:52.000 Absolutely.

01:37:54.000 Are you sure we haven't talked about this?

01:37:56.000 I talked about this somewhere.

01:37:58.000 Yeah, master degrees like fucking intersectionality.

01:38:01.000 If you have a degree in the history of rock, if you have a master, or Dr. Jill Biden with her typo-laden, pathetic dissertation about education, where she talks about an eight-week school week and says a quarter of this and half of that and ends up with 137% when she adds up all her portions instead of 100%.

01:38:22.000 She shouldn't get a raise, but go back. 0.99

01:38:27.000 Any bachelor's degree can count towards certifying someone as a teacher.

01:38:30.000 Okay, that seems a little weird.

01:38:32.000 Verbiage prohibits the teaching of the history of racism and sexism in the United States.

01:38:37.000 Now, this is a liberal's take, so we'd have to get more specific, but that sounds good to me.

01:38:41.000 I'm sick of hearing about how racist we were.

01:38:43.000 And every time I look at my daughter's homework, it's a German shepherd attacking a black guy in Alabama.

01:38:48.000 Limits political activities of public employees while wearing clothing that identifies their occupation.

01:38:54.000 Yes, please.

01:38:57.000 Next page.

01:39:00.000 Limits political activities.

01:39:02.000 Oh, we just had that.

01:39:03.000 Prevents allowing teachers to choose to have their union dues automatically taken from paychecks.

01:39:06.000 A union-busting tactic.

01:39:08.000 Good.

01:39:08.000 The teachers' union is more powerful than any other lobby in America.

01:39:13.000 It has more power on both sides.

01:39:15.000 It's the most powerful lobby in America.

01:39:17.000 Probably 10 times more powerful than the NRA.

01:39:20.000 Makes work stoppages or strikes by public employees unlawful.

01:39:23.000 Sounds good.

01:39:25.000 Creates another layer in the court process for work grievances.

01:39:28.000 Fantastic.

01:39:29.000 It's almost impossible to fire a teacher.

01:39:31.000 Oh, that's a great book, by the way.

01:39:32.000 I absolutely demand that you read The Worm in the Apple by Peter Brimelow, where he covers the corruption of these unions.

01:39:40.000 It's a fucking masterpiece.

01:39:43.000 There it is on the top left.

01:39:44.000 Yeah.

01:39:46.000 No.

01:39:47.000 No, moron.

01:39:49.000 Okay, okay, easy, easy.

01:39:50.000 How the teachers' unions are destroying American Education.

01:39:53.000 That's an old book.

01:39:54.000 I think it's from the 90s.

01:39:56.000 So it should be called How the Teachers' Unions Destroyed American Education.

01:40:03.000 The legislation would gain authority to approve any decisions of the state, blah, blah, blah.

01:40:06.000 Eliminates the crime that schools be closed on election day, awesome.

01:40:11.000 The one that hurts the most.

01:40:12.000 Ready?

01:40:13.000 Displaying and teaching related to sexuality forbidden.

01:40:16.000 Fan fucking tastic.

01:40:18.000 So again, they show that to piss us off and to show us how bad the right has gotten out of control.

01:40:24.000 And we look at it and go, finally, someone's doing something right for a change.

01:40:27.000 It's an example of how great we are.

01:40:30.000 It's like when they made Trump into Darth Vader and they're like, he's basically the dark side.

01:40:33.000 And we went, yeah.

01:40:38.000 Here's a good one.

01:40:39.000 Adopting kids is racist.

01:40:43.000 Yes.

01:40:44.000 Now, that black woman who adopted a kid and then killed it, that was racist. 1.00

01:40:49.000 But this isn't.

01:40:51.000 Is that a lesbian or a dude next to Elijah? 1.00

01:40:54.000 Dude.

01:40:55.000 Really sweet.

01:40:57.000 You know.

01:40:57.000 I would pay for that guy's testosterone.

01:40:59.000 A couple on TikTok, they have...

01:41:01.000 I would pay to have that guy's testosterone. 0.99

01:41:04.000 White, they adopted a black kid.

01:41:06.000 They're teaching their baby to tap dance.

01:41:09.000 You know, like, it's just cute.

01:41:10.000 Like, maybe they couldn't have it.

01:41:11.000 I think a lot of people can't have children.

01:41:13.000 They wanted to adopt a child.

01:41:16.000 They crossed cultural boundaries.

01:41:19.000 Imagine seeing that and thinking it's racist and you're making him shuck and jive and tap dance.

01:41:24.000 You'd have to be so obsessed with antiquated views of blacks that to just see a black leg move, you instantly went to like, hello, my baby, hello, my honey.

01:41:36.000 What a brain to have.

01:41:38.000 They intentionally adopted a black kid.

01:41:40.000 I would assume they probably actually just adopted the kid because the kid was cute and they wanted a kid.

01:41:46.000 And unfortunately, there are a lot of black kids in the adoption system, right? 0.69

01:41:51.000 And could have been where they are.

01:41:52.000 And you're going, oh, it's so nice.

01:41:54.000 That's just so nice.

01:41:55.000 Well, black Twitter, you know, Tariq Nasheed, who's a race baiter, is like, white couple gets some tap shoes for their black adopted child.

01:42:04.000 Like, is this racism?

01:42:08.000 And it was like, oh, who's stupid enough to like buy into this bait?

01:42:11.000 You know, well, people are.

01:42:13.000 Is tap dancing even predominantly black?

01:42:17.000 I'm not from, I know there's Savion like you've never seen on him before, Savion Glover.

01:42:22.000 But if you were to look at the top 50 tap dancers of all time, would they be disproportionately black?

01:42:28.000 I don't think so.

01:42:29.000 I see it as a pretty white thing.

01:42:32.000 Isn't it come from Ireland?

01:42:33.000 Doesn't it come from like the step dancing shit?

01:42:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:37.000 The river dance crap.

01:42:39.000 Yeah.

01:42:40.000 The river dance bullshit.

01:42:42.000 I like that kind of thing.

01:42:44.000 You want to talk about couples adopted?

01:42:45.000 They didn't kill that kid, but the black couple that adopted a white kid, they murdered that child and were told that they did it for a GoFundMe.

01:42:56.000 Things like here, like, it should be illegal to adopt black children if you're not black. 0.99

01:43:04.000 Okay.

01:43:05.000 That's not nice.

01:43:06.000 By the way, I know, I probably know five or six couples that have adopted kids.

01:43:11.000 I think in all cases they were black.

01:43:14.000 It's really, really hard outside of a surrogate to get white kids. 0.58

01:43:19.000 But there's tons and tons of black kids available for adoption.

01:43:23.000 So, and I'm talking about all white families.

01:43:25.000 In fact, in that list I just gave you, one of them was a white guy and an East Indian woman.

01:43:30.000 But otherwise, they're all white, Jewish, white. 0.96

01:43:33.000 And there's just, you're going to end up with a black kid if you adopt. 1.00

01:43:37.000 So by coming up with this stupid rule that you can't adopt black kids, you just fucking increase the size of the orphanage, you fucking dicks.

01:43:47.000 Like, by the way, liked by thousands of people.

01:43:49.000 Yeah.

01:43:50.000 Like, thousands.

01:43:52.000 Call it like it is, Tariq.

01:43:54.000 This user said.

01:43:54.000 White supremacist couple abuses black baby.

01:43:57.000 This, I shouldn't be doing an accent.

01:43:59.000 This baby should go straight back to the orphanage from which it came.

01:44:03.000 I don't know where the dog is.

01:44:04.000 These are not fake.

01:44:05.000 So I went through Twitter and I read through all of these comments and I specifically picked them out.

01:44:11.000 They're not fake.

01:44:11.000 These people are really upset because they think that this baby tap dancing, and I believe these parents have their own dance company and studio as well, which is why they were teaching their baby to tap dance.

01:44:23.000 Why was the baby in the orphanage in the first place?

01:44:26.000 Well, that's the question.

01:44:28.000 And that's why it says here, this is child abuse.

01:44:30.000 Why didn't they adopt a white kid? 0.94

01:44:32.000 And I mean, the last one was a dog, so I don't know what accent dogs have.

01:44:36.000 But this is like Mr. Black X. I mean, these are real things where they're saying, that woman is so fucking hot, it's insane.

01:44:45.000 Which one?

01:44:45.000 The Asian one?

01:44:46.000 No, she's Mexican. 1.00

01:44:47.000 She's the InfoWars. 1.00

01:44:48.000 Is she Mexican? 1.00

01:44:49.000 Yeah, we've met her. 0.79

01:44:50.000 Oh.

01:44:51.000 In Austin.

01:44:51.000 She looks super Asian.

01:44:52.000 What's her name?

01:44:54.000 Adrian Gartinez-Gomez since Gonzalez.

01:44:59.000 We've hung out with her before, Maurice.

01:45:00.000 Donna J. Gomez?

01:45:01.000 Yeah.

01:45:02.000 Wait, is her name listed there?

01:45:04.000 I think she's no longer at Infowars and she's full-time at the Blaze with Elijah now.

01:45:10.000 But I've spoken to her before, and it's very distracting.

01:45:12.000 It's like Leah Romini in that Scientology thing where she's like, and you're trying to concentrate on their tax-free status and the real estate scams they do, but your pants just ripped to shreds because your boner came out like a fucking phoenix and smashed into the ceiling fan.

01:45:31.000 By the way, speaking of ripping pants, did you know?

01:45:33.000 Did you know?

01:45:34.000 That umpires have to wear black underwear in case their pants split.

01:45:40.000 That's one of the most boring facts I've ever heard.

01:45:46.000 Now we have to look up that chick. 1.00

01:45:48.000 Let's just simp out for just one second.

01:45:50.000 Slightly offensive.

01:45:53.000 Elijah Schaefer.

01:45:55.000 He's got a new co-star now.

01:45:58.000 What's her name?

01:46:00.000 Fleckis is there.

01:46:02.000 What the fuck's her name?

01:46:03.000 It's a weird Mexican name.

01:46:08.000 Um.

01:46:11.000 God damn it.

01:46:13.000 What's Elijah Schaefer show called?

01:46:15.000 I got wrong.

01:46:15.000 I just told you, slightly offensive.

01:46:19.000 Maybe I'll look at Blaze.

01:46:20.000 Is he still on Blaze?

01:46:22.000 Yeah, he blazing up.

01:46:24.000 Yeah, he's still blazing, blazing, blazing.

01:46:28.000 Um.

01:46:30.000 I'm here on the blaze.

01:46:33.000 I see the podcast.

01:46:36.000 Shit.

01:46:38.000 This is not very good.

01:46:39.000 Anyway, she's incredibly hot. 1.00

01:46:42.000 And.

01:46:44.000 Yeah, we've covered her before.

01:46:45.000 We've covered her before.

01:46:47.000 In jizz.

01:46:48.000 Oh, just kidding.

01:46:51.000 But some women are so attractive, it's distracting. 1.00

01:46:53.000 It's like really ugly.

01:46:55.000 Distractive, they're called.

01:46:57.000 Sometimes they'll come into a room, like at a party, and everyone will go, uh.

01:47:04.000 And it's just the same as bringing a burn victim to a party.

01:47:07.000 I gotta go.

01:47:08.000 Everyone becomes awkward.

01:47:09.000 Beat off.

01:47:09.000 And you know another thing?

01:47:10.000 There's a pretty ism with older families where super hot moms, they are vilified in their community because the other housewives see them as potential marriage saboteurs. 1.00

01:47:24.000 And they also know that their husbands are looking at this gorgeous woman and then looking at their wife and going, Jesus Christ, would it kill you to lose 20 pounds?

01:47:32.000 Is her?

01:47:32.000 Savannah Hernandez?

01:47:33.000 Yes, there we go.

01:47:34.000 Savannah Hernandez.

01:47:38.000 I think she's a.

01:47:39.000 I want to be mean.

01:47:40.000 I'm going to be as mean as I can, and I'm going to go down to 8.8.

01:47:45.000 That's like basically me throwing shit at her face.

01:47:56.000 Be honest, we don't need the audio.

01:47:58.000 Yes, we do.

01:47:58.000 Turn it up.

01:48:14.000 8.8 is ridiculous.

01:48:16.000 That's a nine.

01:48:17.000 9.1.

01:48:20.000 Right?

01:48:22.000 I want her to have no ass, just so I can sleep at night. 1.00

01:48:26.000 I'll look.

01:48:26.000 I'll do my best.

01:48:27.000 Savannah, if you're there, please send me a picture of your flat ass. 1.00

01:48:30.000 No, find a picture of a flat ass and then send it to me saying sending nudes and say, find the worst ass you can find. 1.00

01:48:40.000 It doesn't look good.

01:48:41.000 Just a non-ass.

01:48:42.000 Actually, I assume you have a boyfriend.

01:48:44.000 You're insanely hot.

01:48:45.000 Take a picture of your boyfriend's ass with like panties on and then send it to me and go, sending nudes. 1.00

01:48:52.000 Hope you still want to simp.

01:48:55.000 And then I can get on with my life.

01:48:57.000 Look, even just like wearing normal stuff.

01:49:05.000 Oh, great.

01:49:05.000 She's in shape too.

01:49:08.000 Turn it up.

01:49:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:49:19.000 Oh, Burning Springs is this cool, big, open area in Austin that everyone goes to when it's hot.

01:49:22.000 It's really fun there.

01:49:24.000 I'd like to go there with her sometime after my wife dies in a plane crash.

01:49:30.000 This was funny.

01:49:30.000 So the guy in the trapped is a proud boy.

01:49:33.000 Hell yeah.

01:49:35.000 Awesome dude.

01:49:36.000 And he dared to stray from the hardcore narrative.

01:49:40.000 Now, if there's one place you're not allowed to be remotely not left, it's in punk rock and hardcore and power metal or whatever they're called.

01:49:49.000 And he dared to do that.

01:49:51.000 So I thought this was fascinating because Hard Times News, which is like the onion, but of hard rock and hardcore and punk, they are mocking him, but they're making him look like the fascist.

01:50:03.000 Meanwhile, the reason he's being punished by the scene is that he strayed from the narrative.

01:50:09.000 So report, trapped holding tryouts for racist with drumming experience.

01:50:14.000 So now because this one member of the band doesn't totally conform to everyone else in the scene, then he's a fascist who demands that everyone in the band is the same as him.

01:50:26.000 You see what they do there?

01:50:27.000 They turn around.

01:50:29.000 We need a drummer who...

01:50:32.000 You turn around and walk away.

01:50:35.000 We need a drummer who stands up to tyranny and advocates for stripping basic human rights from anyone who tries coming into my country illegally.

01:50:46.000 We can teach a person to drum.

01:50:48.000 We can't teach them to hold the world, to view the world correctly.

01:50:51.000 Isn't that meta?

01:50:54.000 So they're punishing him for not viewing the world correctly, and then they make him them and pretend that he's torturing all these band members as they torture him and try to cancel him.

01:51:05.000 He's had shows.

01:51:06.000 That band has had shows canceled.

01:51:12.000 He's our boy.

01:51:13.000 He's in our music club.

01:51:16.000 How dare he think outside the box?

01:51:19.000 They are going to punish him.

01:51:21.000 Chris Taylor Brown, bro.

01:51:23.000 I thought that was interesting.

01:51:24.000 You know, it's all about projection when you get really deep on this stuff.

01:51:27.000 It's just like those politicians that talk about the homosexuals.

01:51:31.000 They're going to shut you down.

01:51:32.000 They're going to touch your ass. 1.00

01:51:34.000 And then we catch him in an airport touching some dude's ass.

01:51:37.000 Oh, that's why you care about it so much because you're mad at yourself.

01:51:43.000 He made a Proud Boy song.

01:51:45.000 Did you know that?

01:51:45.000 No, I did not know it.

01:51:46.000 It's called Pride, and it's fucking dope.

01:51:48.000 Let's hear it.

01:51:50.000 Let's see.

01:51:50.000 I think I might have it, actually.

01:51:52.000 I'll look forward to one of those.

01:51:55.000 He put a free download link out somewhere, but I don't think to the.

01:51:59.000 All right, so it's not a super public thing.

01:52:00.000 All right, here's an amazing thing.

01:52:03.000 Companies, despite all of these programs for diversity, are still hiring white people in America.

01:52:11.000 America's, depending what you call Hispanics, 64 to 74% white.

01:52:17.000 It's 14% black. 0.53

01:52:19.000 Hispanics fill in the gap. 1.00

01:52:20.000 They're probably like 25%.

01:52:22.000 You can play with all those numbers because Hispanic is all over the map.

01:52:26.000 If it's crime, then they're white. 0.99

01:52:28.000 If it's brain surgeons, then they're Hispanic. 1.00

01:52:33.000 But of course, you're going to still see companies hiring whites. 0.95

01:52:36.000 They're the majority of the population.

01:52:39.000 In Japan, despite diversity programs, companies are still hiring Japanese people.

01:52:48.000 And the funny thing about this is she's pushing for more affirmative action, and she's clearly not qualified. 0.53

01:52:55.000 Ahizia Garcia Hodges.

01:52:58.000 She's hired because she's Hispanic and female. 1.00

01:53:01.000 So she's an affirmative action hire doing a terrible job. 1.00

01:53:05.000 Look at her first sentence. 0.83

01:53:06.000 After last year's killings of Ahmed Arbury, Breonna Taylor, and George Floyd, many digital and print media outlets pledged to address the discussions about the nation's race relations problems by starting with their own workforces.

01:53:18.000 Ahmed Arbury was a thief.

01:53:20.000 He was not going on a jog.

01:53:21.000 You don't jog in Timberlands 10 miles from your home.

01:53:24.000 He was casing the joint, looking for garbage like copper to rob.

01:53:28.000 He's a career criminal.

01:53:30.000 The end.

01:53:30.000 Breonna Taylor was a drug dealer living with her drug dealer boyfriend.

01:53:36.000 She was basically their money runner slut. 1.00

01:53:40.000 And the cops were told to go in there and take care of it.

01:53:43.000 Her boyfriend opened fire.

01:53:44.000 She was hit in the crossfire.

01:53:46.000 George Floyd was a drug addict, another career criminal, just like the other two.

01:53:51.000 He overdosed on fentanyl, which like a fucking idiot, he ate as he was getting arrested so he wouldn't get caught.

01:53:58.000 He went through his system and he died.

01:54:01.000 Doesn't it show a lack of abundance of examples when you could remember all their names?

01:54:06.000 Yeah.

01:54:06.000 Like I could count all the eight.

01:54:09.000 But her intro is like, because black people are getting killed for no reason, society promised to start giving them jobs, but they're not. 0.99

01:54:16.000 That's her pathetic hypothesis.

01:54:19.000 Also, while some companies showed improvements in the hiring of employees of color, at most companies, the majority of new jobs continue to be filled by white people.

01:54:26.000 Yeah, I figured.

01:54:29.000 In 2020, NBC Universal Newsgroup Chairman Cesar Gandhi announced a goal that the newsgroup staff be made up of 50% women, 50% people of color.

01:54:39.000 That's idiotic.

01:54:41.000 Why does it...

01:54:42.000 Even Jerry Seinfeld talks about this and says, why does every single field have to represent a perfect pizza pie of what the country is?

01:54:52.000 Do we start imposing this on sports, on math, on art, on sanitation?

01:54:59.000 You got to take the crunchy with the smooth.

01:55:01.000 So if you're going to get the cool jobs, then also women have to be 50% of sanitation and sewer work. 1.00

01:55:08.000 Hey, ladies, can you come down with me to sewers? 1.00

01:55:10.000 I have to get a king rat out of the fucking clogged sewer pipes.

01:55:14.000 Try not to puke.

01:55:15.000 The smell of shit is pretty hard to stomach.

01:55:18.000 Since its commitment, there have been more hires and promotions of people of color, including the appointment of Rashida Jones as president of MSNBC.

01:55:25.000 Wait, who's Rashida Jones again? 0.84

01:55:27.000 She's the head of MSNBC? 1.00

01:55:31.000 Rashida Jones?

01:55:33.000 Wait, a God.

01:55:34.000 Oh, she's an actor.

01:55:35.000 She's that chick who's the daughter of... 1.00

01:55:40.000 She's a half-black, right? 1.00

01:55:41.000 Yeah, she's the daughter of fucking Quincy Jones. 1.00

01:55:45.000 Oh, Quincy Jones' locker.

01:55:49.000 She's the president of MSNBC? 0.99

01:55:52.000 Wait, what?

01:55:53.000 What?

01:55:55.000 That's nuts.

01:55:57.000 What is black about Rashida Jones?

01:55:59.000 She went to, she had a maid, an au pair, and a nanny following her around since the day she was born.

01:56:08.000 She's as white as white can be. 1.00

01:56:10.000 She looks white.

01:56:13.000 Wow, I cannot fucking believe she's the president of MSNBC.

01:56:19.000 That's insane.

01:56:21.000 Okay, Rashida, we have a board meeting here.

01:56:24.000 We're talking about dividends and capital gains, and we're worried about the fourth quarter.

01:56:28.000 Do you think that we should be investing in tech as a conglomerate of our own hedge fund?

01:56:35.000 Or do you think we should be independently investing as civilians?

01:56:41.000 I don't understand.

01:56:42.000 I love comedy, though.

01:56:44.000 Can we do some improv?

01:56:49.000 Newly released data for the news group shows that since this goal was announced, 49.2% of new full-time staff hirers have been people of color.

01:56:57.000 50%.

01:56:58.000 50% of Americans Are not people of color.

01:57:01.000 I just told you the lowest number for whites is 64%.

01:57:05.000 So there's disproportionately more people of color than they exist in the population.

01:57:13.000 So, of course, you've got to look up the woman that wrote the article, the affirmative action hire.

01:57:16.000 That's 4.5.

01:57:20.000 And she is Hispanic, but she's a special kind of Hispanic. 1.00

01:57:24.000 She's married to a dark-skinned black man.

01:57:26.000 So they're going to have a Dominican together.

01:57:31.000 They're going to make a Cardi B. And it's amazing how often she includes this wedding photo in her Instagram feed.

01:57:37.000 Look at her whole feed.

01:57:38.000 It's like every seven pictures, she has to remind you that she married an African-American person of color.

01:57:44.000 I've got one.

01:57:45.000 Who's a nurse? 1.00

01:57:47.000 There she is.

01:57:47.000 Look, wedding.

01:57:48.000 There we are together.

01:57:49.000 There's the wedding again.

01:57:51.000 Oh, look at Ev.

01:57:52.000 Look at him.

01:57:53.000 Go down.

01:57:54.000 Stop on that and click on that.

01:57:57.000 So it's one thing to compare first responders to superheroes, but how about when they compare themselves to superheroes?

01:58:03.000 On his fucking face is Batman and then one of his co-workers.

01:58:08.000 It's like Captain America and Iron Man next to each other.

01:58:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:12.000 Oh, yeah, that's what it is.

01:58:13.000 I thought it was Batman.

01:58:14.000 So it's, yeah, it's Iron Man.

01:58:15.000 Thanks again, Ryan, for catching us up on children culture.

01:58:18.000 You're welcome.

01:58:20.000 It's Iron Man, Captain America, and then him, basically.

01:58:25.000 I am a superhero.

01:58:26.000 God bless me.

01:58:28.000 What a fucking twat.

01:58:31.000 The beauty of medicine that includes nurses and doctors is stoicism.

01:58:35.000 Look, wedding.

01:58:36.000 More wedding.

01:58:37.000 More wedding.

01:58:38.000 Did they just meet?

01:58:38.000 There's another picture of my wedding.

01:58:40.000 There's my wedding.

01:58:41.000 I'm married to a black guy.

01:58:42.000 Do they have like a weekend wedding, like every weekend?

01:58:44.000 Oh, look, that's them with Bill Schultz.

01:58:49.000 I married a black guy.

01:58:52.000 Here I am on TV.

01:58:53.000 Here's my black husband.

01:58:55.000 He's fresh princess.

01:58:56.000 He's super dope.

01:58:57.000 That's like making him tap dance, basically.

01:59:00.000 Look, there's our wedding.

01:59:01.000 I married a black guy.

01:59:02.000 Holy shit.

01:59:03.000 You're right.

01:59:04.000 All right, we get it.

01:59:05.000 Let's try to be better and hire more blacks than they exist in the population. 1.00

01:59:09.000 Does that help?

01:59:10.000 She's probably one of these people who watches BET so much she thinks blacks are 50% of the population. 0.99

01:59:16.000 And even if they are, we're at 49.2.

01:59:20.000 That's pretty good.

01:59:23.000 Anyway, black crime is up. 0.75

01:59:25.000 Media reporting is down.

01:59:26.000 Defund the police is not going great.

01:59:28.000 And bail reform leads to crime.

01:59:29.000 Check out 4.6.

01:59:31.000 Philly.

01:59:32.000 We told you about the war on Asians in Oakland and how no one wants to go near it.

01:59:35.000 And the ones who do blame it on white supremacy, which blows the mind.

01:59:40.000 But Philly Day, Larry Kressner plans radical bail reform.

01:59:43.000 Enclip from PBS docu series, right?

01:59:45.000 That's from April 20th.

01:59:47.000 And then we look at how did that work out?

01:59:50.000 Oh, shootings are going through the fucking roof.

01:59:56.000 Over 2,300 people have been shot in Philadelphia over the last year.

02:00:00.000 A 58% increase over the same time period last year.

02:00:04.000 Good work.

02:00:06.000 Let's check out a shoot-up of 4-7.

02:00:16.000 Oh yeah, remember this?

02:00:17.000 They shot up a family center.

02:00:19.000 People were breaking windows.

02:00:20.000 There's no video there?

02:00:23.000 Not from what I see.

02:00:25.000 Criminals from Philly shot up a family fun center.

02:00:27.000 People were breaking windows to get their children out.

02:00:30.000 Scroll down.

02:00:35.000 The footage was everywhere.

02:00:37.000 Some guy was smashing the windows of the place.

02:00:39.000 Just have to look it up.

02:00:41.000 He was smashing the windows of the place and throwing his kids out the window so they wouldn't get shot.

02:00:46.000 And then eventually, once all his kids were outside, he could climb through the broken glass and pick them up off the broken glassy grass.

02:00:54.000 My word.

02:00:57.000 So Philly Family Fun Center shoot up.

02:01:02.000 Family Fun Center.

02:01:05.000 There's pictures.

02:01:11.000 14-year-old gun down.

02:01:14.000 Oh.

02:01:15.000 This is probably.

02:01:16.000 You know this wouldn't be removed if it was white people shooting up a family fun center. 0.92

02:01:28.000 Okay.

02:01:31.000 I'm getting annoyed here.

02:01:36.000 Is this something we have to see on Reddit?

02:01:39.000 I guess.

02:01:39.000 It's a little more not safe for work.

02:01:43.000 Maybe this is all part of the censorship.

02:01:45.000 Okay, 4-8.

02:01:49.000 The left gets free speech for free.

02:01:51.000 Chaz squatter rewarded. 0.52

02:01:54.000 So you can shoot up a family fund center if you're black. 0.99

02:01:57.000 The media will avoid it.

02:01:58.000 And this woman, Seattle settles a lawsuit with far-left activists who said her free speech was violated when the city cleaned the second iteration of an autonomous zone at Callie Innocent Park.

02:02:08.000 The city will pay her $10,000.

02:02:10.000 So they had Chaz.

02:02:12.000 They had Chop.

02:02:13.000 People were killed by their local security force.

02:02:17.000 And then they said, we're going to do it again.

02:02:18.000 The city said, stop doing this.

02:02:21.000 Stop squatting this park.

02:02:22.000 People are dying.

02:02:23.000 And they said, fuck you.

02:02:24.000 We're suing.

02:02:25.000 And it worked.

02:02:28.000 Like, the one thing you have to understand about the city, too, with these cases, the jury tends to be so biased against them, especially when it's something lefty like this, that it's better off to settle for 10K because if it goes to trial, they could lose $5 million.

02:02:40.000 Same with NYPD and cases.

02:02:43.000 You'll hear about the NYPD settling for some black dude who got roughed up for being an asshole, and you'll hear about his family getting $10 million.

02:02:51.000 The city's often doing that because they know the black jury will award him $250 million just as a fuck you.

02:02:59.000 So I'm defending the city in a city that hates cops.

02:03:07.000 Speaking of Antifa, look at this person's arms.

02:03:17.000 It's worth it.

02:03:20.000 The biggest joke in the country right now is all these commies with three-inch biceps believing they're part of the proletariat.

02:03:24.000 This will never not be funny to me.

02:03:27.000 Look at him.

02:03:28.000 He's going to work on a field all day with his pitchfork, bailing Hay. 0.97

02:03:33.000 He's going to be the guy.

02:03:34.000 He's going to be drywalling the various government buildings.

02:03:37.000 He'll be lifting in the plywood.

02:03:39.000 He's got a strong head.

02:03:41.000 I bet his hands feel like the inside of a vagina. 0.99

02:03:45.000 Something they will never touch.

02:03:46.000 Post-op hard frozen gummy worms.

02:03:50.000 Speaking, that's not a vagina. 1.00

02:03:51.000 That's a hole in a man's crotch. 1.00

02:03:54.000 Look at this joke of a person.

02:03:55.000 So this is what Portland, Seattle, Tacoma is up against.

02:04:01.000 This is their enemies.

02:04:02.000 This is the people telling you that the Pacific Northwest is full of violent cops.

02:04:07.000 It's your brother trying to make you laugh at a party.

02:04:10.000 Invocation of the just like severely bloated police department by private property, like to guard trash that could feed people.

02:04:25.000 It's just a weird, that's so weird.

02:04:27.000 It's just unconscious.

02:04:29.000 So they're mad.

02:04:30.000 They were dumpster diving and they were mad that the police were preventing them from getting the food from the garbage to give to the hungry.

02:04:38.000 Feeding people is a big deal.

02:04:40.000 That's why we have, what is it?

02:04:42.000 Everyone makes fun of me for not knowing.

02:04:43.000 OSIS.

02:04:44.000 Ocean.

02:04:45.000 OSHA.

02:04:46.000 OSHA sounds like a thing.

02:04:47.000 Yeah, that's why we have people monitoring food because we don't want people to get poisoned and die.

02:04:52.000 So there has to be standards with food.

02:04:54.000 I know you like the concept, and so did I when I was 10.

02:04:57.000 Hey, why is all that stuff in the garbage?

02:05:00.000 A homeless man could eat that.

02:05:02.000 Yeah, it could also be in the garbage because they spilled bleach on it.

02:05:06.000 There's a million reasons why we can't take food from the garbage to feed people.

02:05:10.000 It's not regulated.

02:05:11.000 We don't know what it is.

02:05:12.000 Maybe all the food was put in there because someone spilled LSD all over it.

02:05:17.000 We don't know.

02:05:18.000 That's why it's in the garbage.

02:05:20.000 That's why you don't pick up a couch from the side of the road.

02:05:22.000 It's a perfectly good couch.

02:05:23.000 Yeah, it has bed bugs.

02:05:25.000 Someone with body lice slept there. 0.58

02:05:28.000 Don't even walk near it.

02:05:30.000 Don't go near mattresses on the side of the road.

02:05:32.000 Don't pick up a pillow or a chair off the side of the road.

02:05:35.000 There's a reason it's in the garbage.

02:05:37.000 How can you not know that?

02:05:39.000 This is normal adult stuff.

02:05:41.000 I understand little kids see a perfectly good donut and they want to give it to the homeless man, but real life doesn't work like that.

02:05:49.000 Go ahead.

02:05:53.000 Yeah.

02:05:54.000 But to me, right, like this is, it falls in line with what the police do now in Portland, which is like anytime somebody who's reasonably frustrated about the state of things breaks a window or like around the ICE building,

02:06:09.000 the ICE rental property in South Portland on inauguration night where they unleashed probably close to a kilogram of active CS agent in a neighborhood right next to an elementary school and stuff.

02:06:25.000 That was all in response to somebody spray painting plywood on the outside of a building.

02:06:32.000 Not spray painting the building, spray painting plywood on the building.

02:06:37.000 Just for the record there, Yvonne, we've seen you on video at the Seattle ICE Place and you prevent them from doing their job.

02:06:45.000 You block the trucks.

02:06:47.000 You attack people.

02:06:48.000 So it's not a matter of that they wouldn't have unleashed a kilogram of pepper spray for some graffiti.

02:06:55.000 You guys have been attacking the police and ICE agents relentlessly for years, screaming at them, attacking their vehicles.

02:07:05.000 We had a mass shooting prevented by that old dude, William Thorpe Van Thorpe, whatever his name was.

02:07:11.000 He was there.

02:07:11.000 Von Sponson.

02:07:12.000 Von Spronsen.

02:07:13.000 He was there to kill people.

02:07:14.000 He had a propane tank ready to blow up.

02:07:16.000 He had rounds and rounds of ammunition.

02:07:20.000 That's the reality.

02:07:22.000 It's not someone marking up a piece of plywood and wanting to take a donut out of the garbage, you fucking liar.

02:07:28.000 Freak.

02:07:29.000 Fag. 1.00

02:07:31.000 To somebody spray painting plywood on the outside of a building.

02:07:36.000 Not spray painting the building, spray painting plywood on the building, right?

02:07:41.000 And so the police state, certainly in Portland, but broader than this, like obviously we know values property over people.

02:07:53.000 And in this case...

02:07:54.000 This guy is ugly on the outside and the inside.

02:07:56.000 He's so annoying.

02:07:58.000 His little gestures?

02:08:00.000 Yeah, he's mimicking a certain woman, like a specific woman you've seen.

02:08:04.000 And I want to punch you for being a weird burlap sack full of mixed up personalities. 1.00

02:08:14.000 Watch this little bit of Silverman.

02:08:16.000 There's some Silverman in there.

02:08:18.000 He's got some Sarah Silverman in there. 0.99

02:08:20.000 He's also got Cliff from Cheers in there.

02:08:24.000 It doesn't matter that it was a dumpster.

02:08:27.000 It doesn't matter that it was food.

02:08:29.000 Food.

02:08:30.000 It doesn't matter that people are hungry.

02:08:33.000 It doesn't matter that people that are hungry could be fed by their salaries that they're taking to come and guard this property.

02:08:43.000 All that mattered to them was a private company quote unquote concerned about the safety of their employees.

02:08:52.000 I'm sure the homeless people are dying for your rotten yams and your containers of paprika. 0.97

02:09:00.000 Okay, so Seattle Police sound like a nightmare, according to that creature, Evelyn.

02:09:06.000 Let's see them.

02:09:07.000 Let's see them in action.

02:09:09.000 See you.

02:09:09.000 Let me see these horrible shit-stained police ruining the world.

02:09:22.000 What are we doing?

02:09:23.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:25.000 So there's a guy in the top.

02:09:27.000 You see him there by the hedges?

02:09:29.000 He's about to walk over to a car with women in it and shoot them both. 0.96

02:09:33.000 I don't know if he killed them.

02:09:35.000 What does the write-up say?

02:09:37.000 Does it say they're dead?

02:09:40.000 Man shoots two women.

02:09:41.000 Yeah.

02:09:42.000 Okay.

02:09:42.000 So we don't know if they lived.

02:09:48.000 So this guy is not subtle.

02:09:52.000 It's probably his ex-girlfriend in the car and her daughter or something.

02:09:56.000 Fuck you, bitches. 1.00

02:09:58.000 Pow, pow, pow.

02:10:00.000 Shoots them.

02:10:01.000 Oh, turn it up.

02:10:02.000 I heard the 911 call.

02:10:03.000 She's talking about how she's been shot in the face and she's going to die.

02:10:13.000 So it sounds like.

02:10:18.000 I can't even get my shot.

02:10:19.000 Do you know like across street or where you're at?

02:10:22.000 No, I don't know where I am.

02:10:23.000 My friend is dying.

02:10:26.000 Don't you guys have like tracking software?

02:10:29.000 Right.

02:10:30.000 I hate when they're saying, what's your address?

02:10:32.000 Doesn't it appear on your thing?

02:10:33.000 It should.

02:10:34.000 As a taxpayer, I want that feature.

02:10:36.000 I'll pay for it.

02:10:37.000 I wonder if that's a technique to keep them conscious.

02:10:41.000 Like, they keep asking annoying questions.

02:10:42.000 You're like, it doesn't matter.

02:10:43.000 I just told you.

02:10:44.000 Come here.

02:10:44.000 And they keep asking you.

02:10:46.000 Oh, yeah, that might be it.

02:10:47.000 And they're calm.

02:10:48.000 Because they don't know where they are, and he managed to find them.

02:10:51.000 Mm-hmm.

02:10:52.000 Yeah.

02:10:53.000 Does this keep freezing?

02:10:54.000 I think maybe it's to keep them.

02:10:55.000 My friend is dying.

02:10:56.000 She got shot in the face.

02:10:57.000 Please come.

02:10:58.000 Please come.

02:10:58.000 I'm getting the medics on the line.

02:10:59.000 One moment.

02:11:00.000 And they're always calm.

02:11:00.000 She's dying.

02:11:01.000 She's dying.

02:11:02.000 I understand.

02:11:02.000 I heard you.

02:11:03.000 I heard you.

02:11:03.000 Please come.

02:11:06.000 Maybe put them at ease.

02:11:10.000 Seattle fire and medic one.

02:11:14.000 We just got shot like three times.

02:11:15.000 Please send paramedics.

02:11:19.000 Where are you at?

02:11:21.000 Hey, fire, this is radio.

02:11:22.000 I've got a rapid SOS location of 2300 South Massachusetts.

02:11:27.000 Oh, you're right.

02:11:28.000 So they got the location on their own.

02:11:30.000 So he wants to die now.

02:11:33.000 Let's see these pigs. 1.00

02:11:34.000 All cops are bastards.

02:11:36.000 They should last sue him.

02:11:39.000 All he did was shoot two chicks. 0.97

02:11:43.000 So he comes around the corner.

02:11:44.000 Maybe they should non-fatally shoot, like in the knee.

02:11:47.000 They should karate chop the bullets as he shoots them.

02:11:50.000 Yeah, of course.

02:11:51.000 Or deke them out like the guy in the Matrix.

02:11:53.000 Of course.

02:11:54.000 Drop the gun now.

02:11:55.000 I want the gun.

02:11:56.000 Gave him.

02:11:58.000 Look at that.

02:11:58.000 Two warnings.

02:12:00.000 Drop the gun now.

02:12:01.000 Drop the gun. 0.54

02:12:05.000 Suspect down.

02:12:06.000 This is the Seattle police that that freak was just pitching into.

02:12:10.000 Watch his right arm.

02:12:12.000 Drop the gun now.

02:12:14.000 Drop the gun. 0.54

02:12:15.000 Drop the gun. 0.54

02:12:16.000 He clearly wants to die.

02:12:17.000 This is called Death by Cop.

02:12:20.000 And up it comes.

02:12:22.000 Yeah, well, that's a no-no.

02:12:26.000 We just wanted to go to the dumpster and feed people. 0.52

02:12:31.000 This is stuff that's in the garbage.

02:12:32.000 Never mind.

02:12:32.000 Their salaries could be helping people.

02:12:34.000 If they had stayed home, then they could feed homeless people.

02:12:38.000 And what do they do all day anyway?

02:12:40.000 Besides protect society from some guy who just shot and possibly killed two women and was about to shoot cops.

02:12:48.000 Besides that, though, what do they do all day?

02:12:52.000 Fucking pigs.

02:12:53.000 They just delete what I just saw.

02:12:55.000 There was an Andy No thing on this Juniper.

02:12:59.000 Oh my God, Juniper L. Simmons.

02:13:01.000 I mean, you could disagree with its politics, but it's pretty hot.

02:13:05.000 Like, I hate when they have a hot chick that, like, you just don't agree with.

02:13:09.000 Who's attracted to Juniper?

02:13:11.000 I wish you were on my side because you're just like.

02:13:14.000 I like wife material. 1.00

02:13:17.000 Who fucks Juniper? 1.00

02:13:18.000 I don't get it.

02:13:18.000 There we go.

02:13:20.000 Wait, that's Juniper too?

02:13:21.000 Sure is?

02:13:22.000 No, that's not who we just saw with a mustache.

02:13:24.000 Juniper Simonis repeatedly screamed about this Juniper Simonis.

02:13:28.000 Wait, go to the other picture?

02:13:31.000 That's the guy with the mustache?

02:13:34.000 Oh, maybe.

02:13:36.000 What an absolute freak.

02:13:39.000 Mental patient.

02:13:41.000 Go up.

02:13:43.000 I needed to confirm this.

02:13:44.000 No, down to the...

02:13:46.000 I got his...

02:13:46.000 This is his Twitter page.

02:13:54.000 So you got the Frecklebody. 1.00

02:13:55.000 You got the things.

02:13:58.000 These are the pictures that he uploaded.

02:14:00.000 So he's got a lot of variety.

02:14:02.000 Of course, a child.

02:14:03.000 Yeah, that's his favorite.

02:14:05.000 That's what he thinks about it.

02:14:07.000 Yeah, that's why he does that smile thing.

02:14:08.000 Oh, he loves Felon.

02:14:10.000 Felon's an ally.

02:14:11.000 Oh, God.

02:14:12.000 I just, I'm so tired.

02:14:16.000 Dr. Juniper L. Simonis makes me exhausted.

02:14:19.000 I really feel like I need to lie down.

02:14:21.000 Yep.

02:14:22.000 Just trying to figure out his polluted mind.

02:14:27.000 All right, let's hit the mailbag.

02:14:42.000 Let me touch it.

02:14:45.000 Excuse me, Gabby Hines.

02:14:47.000 Will you take a look at this shit?

02:14:48.000 Amazing.

02:14:50.000 JLP style.

02:14:52.000 P.S. Tell the gook faggot he need to get an adult haircut instead of that murder-raped poodle. 1.00

02:14:58.000 Puddle is rocking now.

02:15:00.000 And I love you both more to fuck your friend with my heels on.

02:15:04.000 Essay in the U.S. America.

02:15:06.000 Sincerely, Deskende Hooligan.

02:15:09.000 Alright?

02:15:13.000 Reparations for slavery could have reduced COVID-19 transmission and deaths in the U.S. Harvard study says.

02:15:20.000 I mean, we're at the point now where if your kid gets into Harvard, no one's impressed.

02:15:25.000 Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine went to fucking Harvard.

02:15:30.000 I think he took like playing in a hard rock band.

02:15:36.000 My name was Giannis before the basketball player.

02:15:40.000 But now COVID-19 stimulus checks and the COVID vaccines are talked about just as passionately.

02:15:47.000 I really don't trust it because it actually came kind of fast.

02:15:52.000 Barbara Giannis Willis feels strongly that the development of COVID-19 comes with serious side effects.

02:15:59.000 People that take it, they had bell palsy.

02:16:04.000 Outside the shop, James Harris had other concerns.

02:16:06.000 That was like QAnon.

02:16:07.000 I know the doctor took it and killed him.

02:16:10.000 And his nurse had no legal he can kill her. 1.00

02:16:12.000 While the CDC and FDA are looking into those and similar claims around the country, Harrison Willis believes underscore a serious concern for Fulton County Health Director.

02:16:22.000 I love how they baby them.

02:16:23.000 Like, they don't, you know, if that was rednecks, you imagine the mockery that would be going on.

02:16:27.000 Retarded rednecks are scared Of science. 1.00

02:16:31.000 Believe the science, right?

02:16:32.000 In this article, they go, if only they had had reparations.

02:16:35.000 Right.

02:16:36.000 What?

02:16:37.000 Where does that come in?

02:16:38.000 We didn't do enough.

02:16:39.000 Oathkeepers, Proud Boys, QAnon, and Fifa, BLM stormed the Capitol.

02:16:44.000 Were there any white supremacists?

02:16:48.000 Biden administration looks to FEMA to help combat domestic terrorism.

02:16:52.000 Yeah.

02:16:53.000 How many people who stormed the Capitol believe that Jews are trying to destroy America?

02:17:01.000 Blacks should go back to Africa? 1.00

02:17:04.000 I think there were some.

02:17:06.000 But I think, how many stormed the Capitol?

02:17:08.000 There was like 261 arrests.

02:17:10.000 I'm going to say four of them you could call white supremacists.

02:17:16.000 Not a thing.

02:17:16.000 And let's say they all got together.

02:17:18.000 What could they do?

02:17:19.000 What are they going to do?

02:17:19.000 Just believe something hard?

02:17:21.000 Yeah, go and be racist privately?

02:17:23.000 Hurt people's feelings?

02:17:24.000 Gav, please take a buzzer and shave a chunk of Ryan's hair.

02:17:27.000 He touches it like a nine-year-old girl.

02:17:28.000 If you buzz a chunk out, this will help him be a man greatly. 1.00

02:17:31.000 Please help him and us.

02:17:32.000 I want to punch his face every time he adjusts his bangs.

02:17:36.000 He's a fag. 1.00

02:17:41.000 Okay, this is about a 5,000-word email.

02:17:44.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, as soon as Ryan started talking about dinosaurs' existence yesterday, I checked the comments, and sure enough, there are a number of comments about how Ryan must be listening to Owen Benjamin.

02:17:51.000 Owen has been...

02:17:53.000 He makes no secrets about that.

02:17:55.000 I don't listen to him.

02:17:56.000 Owen has been.

02:17:56.000 Yes, you do.

02:17:57.000 No, I don't.

02:17:57.000 I haven't listened to him in a long-ass motherfucking time.

02:18:00.000 I don't even know where he is.

02:18:01.000 He used to be on YouTube.

02:18:02.000 He used to have fun live streams.

02:18:03.000 That was last year.

02:18:04.000 Owen has been on a current rant about the existence of dinosaurs, which adds to his theories on flat Earth, Antarctica, space exploration, Helen Keller, etc.

02:18:12.000 Be careful, Ryan.

02:18:13.000 Don't let Owen MK ultra you into being his tech guy, which, funny enough, Owen says he can mind control people.

02:18:19.000 He talks about it in this clip.

02:18:21.000 All right.

02:18:21.000 That's me going to the museum caused that.

02:18:24.000 Because they were like right there.

02:18:27.000 Like, just right in front.

02:18:28.000 I was like, huh.

02:18:30.000 I guess I believe that, huh?

02:18:34.000 Hey, Gavin, an Atlas of the Fag Globe. 1.00

02:18:36.000 Gavin, when I see you use your computer, it makes me want to throw a puppy into a wall.

02:18:39.000 You were such a boomer, it makes me want to puke.

02:18:44.000 Ryan Shreds on guitar, spelled wrong.

02:18:47.000 Thank you.

02:18:48.000 I'm sure my grandmother, who is dead, could break your other rib.

02:18:51.000 Don't ever shave your beard, Gav. 1.00

02:18:52.000 I still cannot see what you did.

02:18:53.000 Like you both more than a friend.

02:18:54.000 Thank you for that constructive criticism.

02:18:57.000 Hey, Gav and Rye just discovered this song and band from 1977.

02:19:01.000 Is it the Sex Pistols?

02:19:03.000 Oh, the Rosillos?

02:19:09.000 It's a cool cover.

02:19:15.000 They would never do that, right?

02:19:16.000 If you want to hear the Rosillos, their greatest hit is Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight.

02:19:24.000 Dig up that jam.

02:19:25.000 We're gonna rip out the cheese, tear down the walls, smash up the joint and really have a ball.

02:19:32.000 This is the jam, my friend.

02:19:34.000 Stop telling me about music.

02:20:03.000 Great band.

02:20:03.000 Thank you for turning me on to one of my favorite bands.

02:20:07.000 Gay Boys, why is no one talking about the fact that Joe Biden has obviously had plastic surgery? 0.73

02:20:12.000 His wrinkles at the edge of his eyes slant up at a 45-degree angle, right to where a nip tuck for a facelift is done.

02:20:18.000 Trump was pilloried for the possibility of fake hair, but Biden's face is strung up.

02:20:24.000 Just more media ignoring anything embarrassing for the old fellow.

02:20:28.000 Oh yeah, he does have that.

02:20:30.000 Oh shit.

02:20:31.000 That looks so weird.

02:20:38.000 Look at that.

02:20:38.000 He's had a neck tuck, too.

02:20:40.000 Right.

02:20:42.000 Man, he stinks.

02:20:44.000 Well, it worked.

02:20:45.000 It's hard, like, shitting on an old man, but when you look at him when he was younger, he was just a prick. 0.51

02:20:50.000 So it's just easy.

02:20:51.000 Well, look up George W. Bush gaths.

02:20:54.000 G-A-F-F-E. 1.00

02:20:55.000 Because I go, we've been through this before.

02:20:57.000 I remember cringing when George W. Bush would open his mouth.

02:21:00.000 But I watched a montage recently, and I go, yeah, you forgot a lot of the colloquialisms, but you're speaking English, and you know where you are.

02:21:10.000 You're actually kind of charming in a Texas way.

02:21:13.000 In retrospect, I wound up liking him a lot, even when I was still considered liberal.

02:21:17.000 We've only got five George Bushcuffs. 0.99

02:21:20.000 Who's up for another five?

02:21:21.000 Ah, why not?

02:21:24.000 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful.

02:21:26.000 True.

02:21:27.000 And so are we.

02:21:28.000 Well, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.

02:21:33.000 True.

02:21:33.000 And neither do we.

02:21:35.000 Very true.

02:21:38.000 Boom me once.

02:21:39.000 My favorite.

02:21:40.000 Shame on.

02:21:43.000 Shame on you.

02:21:47.000 It fooled me.

02:21:48.000 We can't get fooled again.

02:21:51.000 You're gonna answer that question with shades on?

02:21:53.000 Yeah.

02:21:54.000 Lose the white stick and the dog too.

02:21:56.000 The guy is blind, George.

02:21:58.000 Oh, yes.

02:22:00.000 This shows the world is unbecoming.

02:22:01.000 The race thickest pigment. 1.00

02:22:04.000 We must stop the terror.

02:22:06.000 I call upon all nations.

02:22:10.000 To stop the terror killer.

02:22:15.000 Watch this drive.

02:22:17.000 Dee, that's not that's cool.

02:22:20.000 Yeah.

02:22:22.000 Come on, George.

02:22:24.000 Think.

02:22:25.000 You know, I just uh I'm sure something will pop into my head here in Mrs. Prescott's all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.

02:22:36.000 Dishonest.

02:22:37.000 Moments later, something did pop into George's head.

02:22:39.000 It was a human brain.

02:22:41.000 Unfortunately, it didn't take, and his head rejected it.

02:22:44.000 Shut up, British people. 1.00

02:22:45.000 Okay, last letter.

02:22:46.000 Hey, Gavin, Detective Shitty, how does one get their motherfucking call answered when we call on the show on Wednesday nights?

02:22:52.000 Does the call queue begin way before you all start taking calls?

02:22:54.000 Is my call getting screened out?

02:22:56.000 Did you get a shit ton and only answer like eight tops?

02:22:58.000 I asked because I've tried to call in the Past three Wednesdays and have waited for three goddamn hours now.

02:23:03.000 Listening to the show over the phone is like a fucking plebe. 0.99

02:23:06.000 The time I spent listening to other retards get their calls answered is pretty far from enjoyable, and I'd be hard-pressed to remember what I am even calling about after hearing those mouth breathers ramble on about nothing. 1.00

02:23:15.000 I subscribe to hear two retards per show, not 12. 1.00

02:23:19.000 At ease, Soldier.

02:23:20.000 Yeah, what should we do about that?

02:23:21.000 You know, there's a couple of different ways.

02:23:22.000 I've been thinking about it, right?

02:23:23.000 So the screener allows us to see what the caller's calling about.

02:23:27.000 We do a first-come, first-serve system.

02:23:30.000 And that doesn't exactly mean that the first people sitting there waiting for the longest mean that they have the best calls.

02:23:37.000 And we don't go through them very fast.

02:23:38.000 So, I mean, if we were to look at the screen and you could look at the screen and you could determine what topic you'd like to pick.

02:23:44.000 You know, like you said.

02:23:45.000 No, we could do a special Wednesday, though, where I only talk to people for 10 seconds and they get their point and then we bash it out and we don't get deep.

02:23:54.000 We're just like, no, that didn't happen.

02:23:55.000 Yes, that did happen and it sucked.

02:23:57.000 I think we always say that we're going to do it, but it's hard, you know?

02:23:59.000 Well, it doesn't make for a great show.

02:24:01.000 The reason that I go off at tangents and we investigate something is because I think people get, I've heard a lot of people get frustrated by the callers and say, why are they dominating the show?

02:24:09.000 That's not what I signed up for.

02:24:10.000 All right, let's do the final video.

02:24:12.000 Shut up. 0.95

02:24:13.000 Can I just do the final video?

02:24:15.000 When to call in.

02:24:35.000 So we go in the show with the runaway.

02:24:40.000 Fighting is about experience for the most part.

02:24:44.000 You can train, you can be tough, you can be strong, but it's hard to beat an Armenian in slides who's been fighting since he was a baby for his life. 1.00

02:24:55.000 And now he's here in New York, and you want to fuck with him and take his shit.

02:25:01.000 It's not going to happen.

02:25:01.000 He's going to lock the door, and he's going to tune you up if you mess with him.

02:25:06.000 He doesn't look very intimidating, but you don't know how many fights someone's been in.

02:25:11.000 Before you fight someone, you should say, how many fights have you been in?

02:25:14.000 And if it's in the thousands, I don't care what he looks like.

02:25:17.000 Get out of there.

02:25:19.000 So this guy got caught.

02:25:20.000 Turn it up.

02:25:22.000 He got caught.

02:25:23.000 And now he's trying to intimidate me.

02:25:25.000 I'm about to kick your ass. 0.98

02:25:27.000 You're going to let me out of here.

02:25:30.000 He ain't going to let him out.

02:25:32.000 Not letting you out, buddy.

02:25:34.000 No way, Jose.

02:25:36.000 And then they're all like, let him out, yo.

02:25:38.000 Let him out.

02:25:39.000 He's got to get out.

02:25:41.000 He got caught stealing numbskulls.

02:25:44.000 Now he's being all intimidating.

02:25:45.000 And you've got to create space.

02:25:47.000 So then he throws the first left.

02:25:50.000 No, well, right.

02:25:51.000 And wham, wham.

02:25:53.000 So this guy's compressed.

02:25:55.000 And he's holding him by his dreads.

02:26:00.000 That's the only thing that may give me consider, I'd consider getting a haircut maybe for a fight.

02:26:07.000 And then he finally opens for the cops.

02:26:09.000 Look, the cops are doing nothing.

02:26:12.000 Well, he's got it handled.

02:26:14.000 No, he's got a taser, but he's not releasing it, so Mr. Sox there has to take care of business.

02:26:20.000 Just like he used to do in his little village of Machanach.

02:26:25.000 Look, they're all like, haha.

02:26:27.000 It's all a big game to them.

02:26:32.000 But now the ladies take him out. 1.00

02:26:36.000 So his lips all split up, his nose is bleeding.

02:26:39.000 She's fat. 1.00

02:26:42.000 Hey, cop, what are you doing?

02:26:46.000 Are you the referee?

02:26:47.000 Yeah, the Armenian guy's still the one taking care of business. 0.72

02:26:52.000 He's a brawler, that guy.

02:26:54.000 Look at her gunt. 1.00

02:26:55.000 She's got a shirt that reveals her weird butt belly. 1.00

02:27:00.000 Butt belly, yes.

02:27:00.000 That is a butt belly.

02:27:02.000 She's so proud of it.

02:27:04.000 Sit down.

02:27:05.000 Oh, that's the black guy was not worried about it because he had the white guy outside. 0.56

02:27:10.000 Oh, I see.

02:27:11.000 Look, he's wandering around.

02:27:12.000 He's got his girl.

02:27:13.000 Yeah, I'm going home.

02:27:15.000 Covered in blood now.

02:27:19.000 Some moral there, folks.

02:27:23.000 Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

02:27:26.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:27:36.000 Oh, if I could get my horns on that big bum pod pump pump down these torn souls, room meets the stump boom boom. 1.00

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 25, 2021

S03E78 - PROUD BOYS RESPOND

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