Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E85 - F THE NYT

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's get off my log with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:21.000 I'm so happy.

00:00:25.000 Too much goofy.

00:00:29.000 I'm so ugly.

00:00:34.000 Thank you, Ghisael, for noga ares.

00:00:39.000 That song was story.

00:00:41.000 I guess the guy is Russo.

00:00:43.000 Kind of reminds me of 80s, like putting on the ritz.

00:00:46.000 Remember Taco?

00:00:47.000 Yeah.

00:00:48.000 Umbrellas in their midst. 1.00

00:00:50.000 Putting on the ritz.

00:00:53.000 But she's an interesting character who took a lot of music in university, a lot of post-secondary music studies and very eclectic variety of songs.

00:01:05.000 If I was her dad and she goes, Father, I want to go to Jerusalem to study music.

00:01:12.000 And then I will become a pop artist and combine all the musics together.

00:01:16.000 I go, no, not paying for that, you stupid.

00:01:20.000 You're not going to make any good songs.

00:01:22.000 You're going to suck.

00:01:23.000 You're not going to have any hits.

00:01:25.000 No, but the odds of being a pop star and being successful at it and paying the bills are one in a million.

00:01:29.000 In the sense that...

00:01:32.000 But you know who else did that?

00:01:34.000 And she kind of reminds me of her, is this chick Tunyard's probably gay, probably not a fan of the Gavr. 0.90

00:01:40.000 But she took African music studies in college.

00:01:46.000 Every dad's nightmare to spend your life savings on your daughter studying African music.

00:01:52.000 Why did she study it?

00:01:53.000 Because I'll become like an expert on different types of music and then I'll combine them all and make my own type of music that'll be a hit.

00:02:00.000 No, it won't.

00:02:01.000 Yes, it will.

00:02:02.000 It was.

00:02:03.000 It is.

00:02:04.000 Check this out.

00:02:15.000 It's a good elbow tap.

00:02:32.000 Moving to his neighborhood, he'll never make a sound.

00:02:35.000 Cool, eh?

00:02:36.000 Yeah, that's really interesting.

00:02:38.000 She's talking about living in Bushwick.

00:02:40.000 That's a female voice, huh?

00:02:42.000 Yeah.

00:02:42.000 Huh.

00:02:43.000 I didn't know that at first.

00:02:44.000 I thought he was a cool guy until I saw he looks like a frumpy Les.

00:02:48.000 But a true artist.

00:02:52.000 And then you go, well, you're just a one-hit wonder.

00:02:53.000 No, she's had a ton of hits. 0.72

00:02:55.000 Her dad was wrong to deny her.

00:02:58.000 I'm just guessing, by the way.

00:02:59.000 Trust the plan.

00:03:00.000 That's what she looks like.

00:03:03.000 So scroll down, and she's really cool to see live.

00:03:08.000 Yeah, this is Water Fountain.

00:03:13.000 I could not go to this.

00:03:14.000 I'd be murdered.

00:03:15.000 That's hard.

00:03:18.000 Just wear a mask and a cowboy hat.

00:03:21.000 Oh yeah, you could dress really weird there.

00:03:28.000 No water in the water fountain.

00:03:35.000 Writing songs is such a unique...

00:03:37.000 I was thinking about this all week.

00:03:39.000 And I talked about it on the show.

00:03:40.000 It's such a rare talent that you probably shouldn't pursue it.

00:03:46.000 You should be a cover band.

00:03:49.000 A fraction of 1% of the population could write songs.

00:03:51.000 There's tons of cool songs out there.

00:03:53.000 Just do covers.

00:03:54.000 That's all anyone wants to see.

00:03:55.000 And if you are that Paul Simon, that Shane McGowan, that Toon Yards, it'll just happen naturally.

00:04:00.000 You won't be able to fight it.

00:04:01.000 I saw this great documentary in the weekend called Croc of Gold, and it's all about Shane McGowan's life.

00:04:07.000 They really like to emphasize his six years in Tripani or Tipperary, where he was in rural Ireland with his Irish-Irish people in the Commons.

00:04:17.000 Do we really remember up to zero to six?

00:04:21.000 No.

00:04:22.000 I don't think we do.

00:04:23.000 I mean, I was in England till I was five.

00:04:26.000 I have zero memories of England.

00:04:29.000 And I also don't have an English accent anymore.

00:04:32.000 That was pounded out of me in about six months.

00:04:35.000 But Shane McCowan says this at Tapar de Marne.

00:04:38.000 Actually, because he's such a drunk, he fluctuates from his bonafide English accent to his affected Irish accent.

00:04:46.000 And then all the songs are in an Irish accent, which is weird.

00:04:49.000 Because for all intents and purposes, Shane, you're English.

00:04:52.000 Sorry.

00:04:53.000 See that?

00:04:53.000 They really focus on those days and how he never wanted to come home.

00:04:58.000 And then there's another weird angle in it where they talk about how horrible the English were and how it was hard to get a job in Ireland.

00:05:04.000 You had to go to England.

00:05:04.000 You were seen as a second-class citizen.

00:05:06.000 And then he proceeds to make tons of money doing whatever he does, whatever he wants.

00:05:10.000 Like he drops out of school.

00:05:11.000 He gets a scholarship to go to a private school.

00:05:14.000 His dad doesn't like it because it's too posh and too English.

00:05:17.000 So then he becomes a construction worker and he's making piles and piles of cash.

00:05:23.000 And then he discovers punk, where all of a sudden he's a male model because they like ugliness.

00:05:31.000 And that's a huge success.

00:05:33.000 Actually, you know what was a fucking trip about the movie?

00:05:35.000 I'm watching it, eh?

00:05:37.000 And guess what I see?

00:05:40.000 What do you see, fuck?

00:05:41.000 I'll tell you what I fucking see, fuck.

00:05:43.000 Sid Vicious.

00:05:44.000 No kidding.

00:05:46.000 I fucking swear to God, eh?

00:05:48.000 That should be in recent.

00:05:49.000 I'll send it to you right now, fuck.

00:05:51.000 I think I also saw Paul Cook, the drummer of the Sex Pistols.

00:05:55.000 But yeah, I'll email you these pictures right now.

00:05:58.000 Select?

00:05:59.000 Bonk bonk. 0.82

00:06:01.000 Johnny Depp had something to do with it.

00:06:03.000 Johnny Depp's in it.

00:06:04.000 He produced it.

00:06:05.000 And he is.

00:06:07.000 I would be so embarrassed if he was my brother.

00:06:12.000 Why wear a hat when you can wear a hat, scarf, and a ring on every finger?

00:06:15.000 Well, me too.

00:06:16.000 He's already embarrassing, right?

00:06:21.000 But yeah, I'd be wearing a burqa today if my brother was Johnny Depp.

00:06:27.000 Now, he did the same thing with Hunter S. Thompson.

00:06:30.000 He subsumes the personality of the cool guy.

00:06:32.000 He likes, and he has good tasting cool guys.

00:06:35.000 Shane McGowan, Hunter S. Thompson, Gibbie Haynes.

00:06:37.000 Those guys are inarguably cool.

00:06:39.000 Keith Richards.

00:06:40.000 Those guys are cool.

00:06:42.000 You're not.

00:06:42.000 You're annoying.

00:06:44.000 And I understand that he had to subsume Hunter's personality because he was about to play him in fear and loathing.

00:06:49.000 So he's imitating him all the time.

00:06:50.000 And I'm sure that's a little bit annoying when you're talking to someone and they're doing...

00:06:53.000 They're doing a Gavin while you're hanging out with them?

00:06:57.000 Yeah, that's got to be like really dumb.

00:07:00.000 That's got to get on your nerves.

00:07:03.000 But they're doing a movie.

00:07:05.000 But Johnny Depp's not playing Shane McGowan.

00:07:08.000 So while he's, there's a weird thread we keep coming back to where Shane, who, by the way, is dead.

00:07:15.000 Shane McGowan died about five years ago.

00:07:18.000 He's weekend at Bernie's.

00:07:20.000 He's in a wheelchair.

00:07:21.000 I'm surprised they keep his eyes open.

00:07:23.000 I guess he used toothpicks.

00:07:24.000 Half the movie's in his chair like this.

00:07:28.000 He can't sit up.

00:07:30.000 And they have subtitles because he's rambling his words.

00:07:35.000 There he is.

00:07:36.000 Hi, Shane.

00:07:39.000 He looks like a million bucks in that clip.

00:07:42.000 He looks much worse in the film.

00:07:46.000 That's just sad, no.

00:07:47.000 He's as Irish as I am English.

00:07:50.000 Should I be patriotic about my English roots?

00:07:55.000 What?

00:07:55.000 Might have to send that again.

00:07:56.000 What do you mean, send what?

00:07:57.000 Oh.

00:07:58.000 You sent the picture?

00:08:00.000 When you move into my neighborhood, you better make a sound.

00:08:03.000 Doesn't John Depp kind of like kind of hack?

00:08:06.000 Wait, you call him John Depp?

00:08:07.000 John Depp.

00:08:08.000 Yeah.

00:08:08.000 Jack.

00:08:09.000 Jack Depp.

00:08:10.000 Doesn't he kind of like hacky cool guys?

00:08:12.000 I've sent it to myself like an absolute Tardo. 1.00

00:08:14.000 Like, he likes the guys that are right below the mainstream cool guys.

00:08:18.000 It's not hard to find the cool guys that he finds.

00:08:20.000 It's not like he's digging deep.

00:08:22.000 Yeah, like Keith Richards is kind of known to Earth as the coolest guy in the world.

00:08:26.000 Hunter Thompson, believe it or not, he's made the rounds.

00:08:29.000 Yeah.

00:08:30.000 A couple of ladies have sucked him off. 1.00

00:08:34.000 I think it was three.

00:08:39.000 But yeah, in the movie, Shane McGowan has this weird laugh where he goes.

00:08:44.000 He's always had that laugh.

00:08:45.000 It's what lazy people do or people who are drunk out of their minds.

00:08:49.000 But Johnny Depp starts doing it in the film.

00:08:53.000 Oh, sorry, I went off tangent.

00:08:54.000 So there's a weird thread where Johnny, Shane's wife, and Shane are all hanging out in some like abandoned pub or something.

00:09:00.000 They keep coming back to that.

00:09:03.000 What?

00:09:05.000 And then during that scene, Johnny Depp starts getting a little bit of an Irish little to it, which is imitating Shane's accent, which is an affectation in and of itself.

00:09:15.000 Shane McGowan has a British accent.

00:09:17.000 He has an English accent.

00:09:18.000 You move somewhere when you're six and live there till you're fucking 60, then that's going to be your accent. 0.93

00:09:25.000 I promise you.

00:09:26.000 Unless you're like Chinese and you only hang out with Chinese people. 0.97

00:09:30.000 There's Sid.

00:09:32.000 Look at that.

00:09:32.000 Young.

00:09:33.000 That must have been like 75.

00:09:36.000 There he is again.

00:09:38.000 And it's not mentioned in the film.

00:09:39.000 I don't think anyone noticed.

00:09:40.000 It's undeniably him.

00:09:41.000 Oh, it's definitely him.

00:09:42.000 Weird.

00:09:45.000 That's how small the scene was.

00:09:47.000 Billy Idol, Suzy Sue.

00:09:50.000 Anyway, it's a really good movie.

00:09:51.000 And my favorite part about this movie is it doesn't pull any punches.

00:09:55.000 Like they talk to his sister, and after you're seeing this guy, you got to find Shane McGowan.

00:10:00.000 Is there a trailer?

00:10:01.000 Just put in Shane McGowan Crock of Gold.

00:10:04.000 And maybe they'll have clips from it because it's fucking pathetic.

00:10:14.000 What an incredible songwriter.

00:10:20.000 God look down on his little card in Iron.

00:10:24.000 He's the little boy that I'm going to use to save Irish music.

00:10:28.000 Irish.

00:10:28.000 To save Irish music.

00:10:36.000 Lyrics are always about fighting, 2020, dying, living.

00:10:42.000 You know, the things that everybody does.

00:10:47.000 Where we're the potted live band in London.

00:10:52.000 He has this great quote where he goes, this is why I brought up this movie.

00:10:54.000 He goes, you gotta get, the songs are floating through the air like little dandelion seeds.

00:11:01.000 And you gotta grab them.

00:11:04.000 That's why we call songs ass, because they're floating about in the air.

00:11:07.000 And I gotta grab them before they get to, you know, Paul Simon or something.

00:11:13.000 I've got to snatch them out of the air before they get to Paul Simon.

00:11:17.000 And they go, you're a poet.

00:11:18.000 And he goes, I don't like being called a poet because it means I wasted all that time writing music.

00:11:24.000 Very good.

00:11:25.000 Which is a very poetic thing to say.

00:11:30.000 Then they went on a world tour.

00:11:38.000 Well, you know what went wrong is this fucking manager who was getting 20% of the publishing and the shows, so he's drowning in money, had them do 363 shows in a year.

00:11:51.000 Now, that's two days off in a fucking year.

00:11:56.000 So they're just obviously dialing it in at that point.

00:11:59.000 Hungover, wasted on their hangover.

00:12:01.000 You know that drunk you get when you're hungover?

00:12:03.000 It just feels wrong?

00:12:07.000 Anyway, it's a great film.

00:12:09.000 And yeah, sorry, as the sister points out, she goes, we lost, that's the sister, we lost him to drink and drugs, I guess, but he's not himself anymore.

00:12:18.000 And it's true. 0.56

00:12:19.000 And then the dad gets on and he says that.

00:12:21.000 And I'm so sick of movies where they have someone like Chris Farley.

00:12:25.000 I saw a Chris Farley documentary and they go, New York just ate him up and spat him out.

00:12:30.000 No, it didn't.

00:12:31.000 Chris Farley ate Chris Farley up and spat him out.

00:12:34.000 Chris Farley was fucking Asian broths and doing Coke and heroin, parting his ass off and he died. 1.00

00:12:38.000 He OD'd.

00:12:39.000 He overindulged.

00:12:43.000 Don't make them out to be victims.

00:12:45.000 Shane McGowan was probably the most talented songwriter of my generation and he threw it all away to pursue a career in boozing drugs.

00:12:53.000 And if New York ate him up and spit him out, like there's so many people that survive New York, that's almost calling him a pussy.

00:12:58.000 Yeah.

00:12:58.000 So many people survive New York.

00:13:01.000 I understand the family had a lot to do with the Chris Farley dock, and you don't want to disparage your brother and your son and your dad.

00:13:08.000 No, he didn't have kids.

00:13:09.000 I understand that, but just don't do a documentary.

00:13:12.000 It's like that fucking movie where Andre 3000 was Jimi Hendrix, and they couldn't get Jimi Hendrix music.

00:13:20.000 Don't do the movie.

00:13:21.000 I don't want to hear Jimi Hendrix type music in a Jimi Hendrix.

00:13:26.000 Yeah, that's the movie.

00:13:27.000 Don't watch it.

00:13:27.000 It's a total waste of time.

00:13:29.000 What a stage.

00:13:30.000 What a stage.

00:13:34.000 I had a pretty crazy weekend.

00:13:37.000 Drank a lot.

00:13:38.000 Discovered a new bar.

00:13:39.000 I got invited by a war vet to the American Legion.

00:13:42.000 And I came.

00:13:44.000 I ejaculated in my pants.

00:13:46.000 It is the best.

00:13:48.000 It's the best.

00:13:49.000 Where are they coming from?

00:13:50.000 They're coming all over them.

00:13:53.000 It's like there's this bond with vets where, and they're not all vets there.

00:13:57.000 Some are cops.

00:13:58.000 They're just, it's vets and people that vets like.

00:14:00.000 And they can just riff with each other.

00:14:02.000 I guess because you've been breaking balls in the military so much, and you know everyone else is brave.

00:14:07.000 And the walls have all these different soldiers that go all the way back to World War I. Find your feet, soldier!

00:14:15.000 It's just a fucking great place to be.

00:14:17.000 Not to mention the price is right.

00:14:18.000 $2 a beer is my cup of tea.

00:14:22.000 But everyone's buying you rounds.

00:14:24.000 So you don't, the only way you end up spending a normal amount of money, like $26, but that's because you bought the whole bar around to make up for all the rounds that were being bought for you.

00:14:34.000 I may or may not have wet the bed last night, which it had been months.

00:14:38.000 See, I'm not drinking hard liquor for Lent, but if someone hands you a shot, I would be remiss to tell them to fuck off.

00:14:47.000 You know?

00:14:48.000 I won't love it, but I'll kiss.

00:14:50.000 And then I did another crazy thing.

00:14:53.000 I decided to sit on my porch.

00:14:54.000 Now, as you know, I'm a celebrity, and I'm not very popular, especially in the liberal enclave of Westchester.

00:15:03.000 We're actually going to do a deep dive on this New York Times article that was written about Proud Boys and me.

00:15:08.000 It's going to take up the whole show, so you might want to click off when we started if you're bored of hearing about Proud Boys.

00:15:13.000 But it just summarizes how bad journalists are and how biased the media is against anyone who isn't ashamed of themselves.

00:15:20.000 Antifa or black.

00:15:22.000 Black Hebrew Israelites, Antifa, all these other groups are fine, but Proud Boys have to suffer.

00:15:27.000 They want to make them violent white nationalist terrorists so bad.

00:15:31.000 And it leads to guys going to jail.

00:15:33.000 And then the takeaway is they get preferential treatment.

00:15:37.000 Did Max and John get preferential treatment?

00:15:41.000 And there's plenty going to jail from this riot. 0.78

00:15:44.000 Ethan Nordine, Joe Biggs, Enrique, they're all looking at anywhere from two to 20 years.

00:15:50.000 So I guess that article will be long gone by then and it won't look contradictory.

00:15:54.000 The article contradicts itself many times, by the way.

00:15:56.000 So we're going to go through it.

00:15:57.000 I've never green screened an article before, but the New York Times is where Karens get their ideas. 0.97

00:16:04.000 Oh, I forgot to talk about the book.

00:16:07.000 Alien Nation, written by Peter Brimlow.

00:16:10.000 There's another one that's like a sci-fi book, so be careful when you're buying it.

00:16:13.000 This isn't about aliens.

00:16:14.000 It's about illegal aliens. 0.85

00:16:16.000 And Peter Brimlow has been depersoned, de-platformed, de-everything.

00:16:19.000 You'll never see him write a book again.

00:16:21.000 But he is one of my favorite authors, a great columnist.

00:16:23.000 He wrote The Worm and the Apple, which we've had on this show before.

00:16:26.000 And this just explains to you all the problem with immigration.

00:16:30.000 I mean, I'm called anti-immigration and inflammatory, but I just, you know, got a lot of what I believe from this book.

00:16:37.000 Like this.

00:16:38.000 This should be more prevalent, this graph.

00:16:41.000 The wedge.

00:16:42.000 This gray area is what the American population would be without immigration, and it's pretty normal. 1.00

00:16:48.000 This is with immigration, with Mexicans mostly. 0.89

00:16:52.000 And it's a drastic increase in our population, which is not a good thing.

00:16:58.000 So you're reading a book from a canceled person, and it's just amazing how rational and intelligent he is.

00:17:02.000 Peter Brimlow is one of the smartest people in the world.

00:17:06.000 But anyway, yeah, I decided to sit on my porch.

00:17:08.000 And these people read the New York Times, so they don't like me.

00:17:11.000 And I just see people like staring, freaking out.

00:17:14.000 I'm kind of not easy to see.

00:17:16.000 I'm off to the side.

00:17:17.000 And I see this fat couple, boomers, and they're going really fast on their bicycles. 0.99

00:17:22.000 And I think, that's good to see.

00:17:23.000 I like to see someone exercising when they're fat.

00:17:26.000 God gave you a body.

00:17:27.000 You should be able to see your dick in the shower. 1.00

00:17:30.000 Then I realize they're on electric bicycles.

00:17:32.000 That's why they're going so fast.

00:17:33.000 They're probably 60 years old, and they're zipping around the neighborhood on electric bicycles.

00:17:39.000 Get a motorbike, dude.

00:17:41.000 Unless you're a Chinese delivery man in Manhattan.

00:17:44.000 The fuck?

00:17:45.000 An electric bicycle?

00:17:47.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:17:48.000 As Sebastian Manascalco would say.

00:17:51.000 Fuck.

00:17:52.000 So anyway, he sees me and then he's freaking out.

00:17:57.000 Then they circle around and they go, I have an American flag on my lawn.

00:18:01.000 And they go, it's by the American flag.

00:18:03.000 To the right, to the right, to the right.

00:18:05.000 And then you see the woman going, oh my God, she's freaking out. 1.00

00:18:10.000 And then I go inside to get another beer.

00:18:12.000 And as I'm coming back out, there's this Muslim girl, babysitter, staring at the house. 0.65

00:18:18.000 She goes, oh my God, it is him.

00:18:21.000 And I also have a Jamaican poster on my porch.

00:18:25.000 She's like, why do you, as I'm walking out, she goes, why does he have that Jamaican poster?

00:18:28.000 And then she goes, oh my God, it is him.

00:18:30.000 So I go, hello.

00:18:33.000 And then they both turn around and start scurrying away.

00:18:35.000 So I follow them and I walk over there.

00:18:39.000 Is there an issue here?

00:18:40.000 Is there a problem?

00:18:41.000 Why are you chasing us?

00:18:42.000 I'm chasing them.

00:18:44.000 And I go, what's your problem here?

00:18:46.000 Who are you?

00:18:47.000 The dad says.

00:18:48.000 It's a little tiny Egyptian man and his heavy-set daughter. 0.98

00:18:53.000 And they pretend they don't know me.

00:18:54.000 I go, cut the shit.

00:18:55.000 You know who I am.

00:18:56.000 You're staring at the house.

00:18:57.000 That's all right.

00:18:58.000 I go, yeah, I know.

00:18:59.000 It's legal.

00:19:00.000 That's why I'm not calling the police or doing something worse.

00:19:03.000 I didn't say that.

00:19:03.000 I don't want to be threatening.

00:19:05.000 I don't want to give them that, you know, just like Biggs and Ordean and Tario gave the New York Times the Capitol riot.

00:19:11.000 I don't want to give people that fodder.

00:19:14.000 I go, no, let's get specific here.

00:19:16.000 What is your problem?

00:19:16.000 Didn't you start the Proud Boys?

00:19:18.000 We're Muslim.

00:19:19.000 We're North African.

00:19:19.000 And I didn't say this because I don't want to give them fodder, but I was thinking, oh, you mean the place that invented slavery?

00:19:26.000 And you're mad at my American flag?

00:19:28.000 Because I overheard her say, yeah, that's probably why he has An American flag.

00:19:31.000 Biden's president now.

00:19:33.000 Isn't it good to have an American flag if you're a liberal?

00:19:36.000 I know they took their American flags down when Trump was president.

00:19:42.000 So shouldn't they go back up now?

00:19:43.000 I remember post-election, I'm post-sorry, presidency, my local hardware store was instantly out of flags.

00:19:51.000 Anyway, so she goes, I'm here.

00:19:55.000 I stand up to minorities.

00:19:57.000 You don't belong here.

00:19:58.000 I stand up for minorities.

00:19:59.000 And I just laughed in her face.

00:20:00.000 I go, let's hear some specifics.

00:20:02.000 What do I believe?

00:20:04.000 And they never have anything, of course.

00:20:05.000 They just, they stare gobsmacked.

00:20:08.000 And then he goes, it's just very weird that you're in such a liberal neighborhood.

00:20:14.000 You're in the thick of it.

00:20:15.000 This area is for liberals.

00:20:16.000 Like, you don't belong here.

00:20:18.000 I go, that sounds very intolerant.

00:20:20.000 You people are intolerant.

00:20:21.000 You're ugly.

00:20:24.000 And then she said, you don't belong here.

00:20:28.000 You don't belong in New York State.

00:20:30.000 The founder of the Proud Boys should be in Alabama or something.

00:20:33.000 And I go, that's highly intolerant again.

00:20:36.000 And then she storms off. 0.83

00:20:40.000 So this is not fun.

00:20:41.000 It's uncomfortable.

00:20:42.000 I know it sounds like I'm just laughing it off, but I'm annoyed.

00:20:45.000 And then I go to my son's baseball game, and I told you there was a sign campaign that says, hey, there's no home here, all across every house around me, except my house.

00:20:54.000 And that's Amy Siskind organizing a sign campaign. 1.00

00:20:57.000 She does it regularly.

00:21:00.000 And I recognize one of the dads, this Asian dude.

00:21:02.000 And I could have said, oh, I know you.

00:21:05.000 You're from the sign campaign that terrorized my family.

00:21:08.000 Well, here's me and my youngest boy.

00:21:09.000 Do you want to terrorize us now?

00:21:12.000 But he goes, hi, I'm, and he said his name.

00:21:15.000 And I said, Gavin, like, you don't know that.

00:21:18.000 And I shook his hand and watched the kids for a little while and then came back to pick them up later.

00:21:22.000 I mean, I'm going to be seeing this guy every weekend for a long time.

00:21:25.000 And I felt shitty for like, I felt like a pussy for about 12 hours till bedtime and some of the next day. 0.99

00:21:34.000 And then 24 hours later, I went, no, that's the right thing to do.

00:21:37.000 Slow, slow gain.

00:21:41.000 Like I did, I don't think it was, I could have come out with my hunches and said, like, you know, fuck you.

00:21:46.000 I'm not shaking your hand.

00:21:47.000 You're part of that campaign.

00:21:50.000 But that's also fulfilling their prophecy.

00:21:53.000 I'd rather just slowly lay it out.

00:21:55.000 Like, I was reading about the internment camps in, he's Asian, internment camps in the 40s in America.

00:22:03.000 I had no idea the scope.

00:22:05.000 There was one story actually about this Japanese guy who's moving into a neighborhood and it said, no yellow man here.

00:22:12.000 And every single house in the neighborhood had that sign.

00:22:15.000 So they're not just terrorizing the quote-unquote yellow man, which, but his family too.

00:22:21.000 Can you imagine what that must be like?

00:22:24.000 Oh, you know?

00:22:25.000 That's good.

00:22:26.000 You know?

00:22:27.000 Yeah.

00:22:27.000 That kind of thing.

00:22:28.000 That could be one way to do it.

00:22:31.000 Or just to be awesome and best pals.

00:22:34.000 And then, ha, okay, well, we'll pick you up.

00:22:36.000 And then you go to the house and you go, let's call him Kevin.

00:22:40.000 Kevin?

00:22:42.000 You're part of the sign campaign?

00:22:46.000 I thought we were friends.

00:22:49.000 Because I did get a confrontation with another guy who I was friends with.

00:22:53.000 I'd been to his house.

00:22:54.000 I've cheered on his son.

00:22:55.000 And I go, now you're part of the sign shit?

00:22:58.000 And he goes, it doesn't mean that hate has no home here.

00:23:00.000 It just means we're against hate.

00:23:01.000 And I go, oh, what a coincidence.

00:23:03.000 I go, you're so fucking weak.

00:23:05.000 I didn't say fucking.

00:23:06.000 I go, you're so weak.

00:23:07.000 You know exactly what it means.

00:23:08.000 And I said, if someone asked me to terrorize your family, I'd beat them up.

00:23:11.000 And he goes, oh, thanks a lot for that.

00:23:13.000 Thanks a lot.

00:23:14.000 And then stormed off.

00:23:15.000 I think his point being like, you brought up violence or something.

00:23:18.000 I don't know.

00:23:20.000 Thanks for that.

00:23:22.000 So it was a very like roller coastery weekend.

00:23:28.000 I think you, did you not put off the vibe to the guy, like when you shook his hand?

00:23:33.000 You're like, there's more than just I'm shaking your hand here.

00:23:35.000 So yeah, that's enough to like plant the seed.

00:23:37.000 Well, I said my name quite loudly.

00:23:39.000 Right.

00:23:39.000 And I'm the only one in Westchester with that name.

00:23:42.000 And everyone knows who I'm.

00:23:43.000 Oh, that's another thing she said.

00:23:44.000 She goes, everyone knows you live here and they're deeply ashamed.

00:23:50.000 It's true, though. 0.82

00:23:50.000 You should hear them. 0.82

00:23:51.000 Like my wife's trainer said, she was training these Asians and they said, did you know Gavin McInnes lives here?

00:23:56.000 And she goes, yeah, I train his wife. 0.95

00:23:58.000 He's a good guy.

00:23:59.000 Sometimes they don't say that, though.

00:24:00.000 Sometimes they go, really?

00:24:03.000 Like people where I've stayed at their house and watched the Super Bowl.

00:24:06.000 Wow.

00:24:07.000 And they go, we're thinking of moving.

00:24:09.000 Moving?

00:24:11.000 Why?

00:24:12.000 Because there's going to be shootouts and a stray bullet might get you.

00:24:15.000 When you have like those broadcasts, like you mount the speaker and you broadcast the hate.

00:24:20.000 Yeah, when we have the Proud Boys marches through town and everyone just hides and looks out their windows and goes, they're back.

00:24:26.000 The artillery attacks.

00:24:28.000 I've been living in the city since 1988, so I'm not used to this level of pussiness and boringness and weakness.

00:24:35.000 Bunch of slap-jawed fagots around here. 1.00

00:24:39.000 So you meet these people and I'm the most exciting thing to ever happen to them, which is pathetic.

00:24:46.000 Do you come across as a bitch? 1.00

00:24:51.000 Townies.

00:24:53.000 What?

00:24:53.000 That's the townies.

00:24:56.000 I come across like my daughter's kind of getting into punk, possibly because she's been ostracized by all the normies, which I guess is good, because I like her friends.

00:25:04.000 But I gave her my punk coat from when I was 18.

00:25:07.000 And it's got the studs on it and the pins.

00:25:09.000 And she goes, I don't want this.

00:25:11.000 It's kind of gross.

00:25:12.000 What?

00:25:13.000 Okay.

00:25:13.000 I thought this was going to be a big moment.

00:25:17.000 It's like you give your son your Rolex.

00:25:19.000 Well, I'm passing it on to you.

00:25:20.000 I'm too old now.

00:25:21.000 This is gay. 0.62

00:25:24.000 It's a battle jacket.

00:25:25.000 It's supposed to be a little grimy.

00:25:27.000 My mom gave me her leather jacket, which was a dude's leather jacket, and it's grimy as hell.

00:25:32.000 Grime as hell.

00:25:33.000 Keep the grime.

00:25:34.000 It's grimy as hell.

00:25:36.000 Nothing worse than like a brand new shot jacket that you have to break into.

00:25:40.000 Exactly.

00:25:41.000 You know, it stinks.

00:25:42.000 Well, she likes my motorcycle jacket, but I bought it in Glasgow at a thrift store, and the B.O. is so intense that you have to rub deodorant on the outside and the inside until you see white.

00:25:52.000 And it lasts for like a month, and then it starts, his unbelievably disgusting stench starts coming through again.

00:25:59.000 I am done.

00:26:00.000 You're done.

00:26:01.000 And I'm done.

00:26:01.000 don't send in letters telling me how to get the stench out.

00:26:04.000 I've read like nine books on removing stains and smells from leather.

00:26:09.000 And I've tried everything, including gasoline.

00:26:12.000 But this Armenhammer baking deodorant, whatever, does it. 0.99

00:26:19.000 My daughter had a bunch of her friends over.

00:26:21.000 Did you know teenage girls reek? 1.00

00:26:25.000 No.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, I don't know if it's their estrogen or something, but they'll walk by and you'll get this B.O. wave.

00:26:31.000 They're not grunge or anything.

00:26:33.000 They're dressed kind of like Maul Goths meets Annie Mae kind of thing.

00:26:37.000 But it's just like they don't seem to mind.

00:26:39.000 And it's not one.

00:26:40.000 I've noticed it many times.

00:26:42.000 Like a friend will get in the car.

00:26:43.000 And I understand you're thinking probably her friends are like crusty punks with like one dread and stuff.

00:26:48.000 No, they're like wearing expensive gear.

00:26:51.000 But it's kind of alternative, like Lulla Palooza stuff, you know, like socks on your hand kind of thing.

00:26:55.000 Kind of riot girl 90s-ish, baggy, jinko jeans and stuff.

00:27:00.000 But whoa.

00:27:01.000 Do they not deodorant?

00:27:02.000 Because I know they don't shave their legs for a long time.

00:27:05.000 Like when I was friends.

00:27:05.000 I think they deodorant.

00:27:06.000 I had this black female intern when I first started Street Carnage in 08. 1.00

00:27:11.000 And we were in an office that was like the size of your desk area.

00:27:14.000 It was in my apartment.

00:27:15.000 I had one of the small guest rooms.

00:27:17.000 I made it into a little mini office.

00:27:19.000 That didn't work out.

00:27:20.000 But she smelled so, and she was rich.

00:27:24.000 And she smelled so fucking bad that I thought, I'm inhaling farts basically all day.

00:27:30.000 I have to say something.

00:27:31.000 It's like particles.

00:27:32.000 It's not just.

00:27:33.000 Yeah, you're farting in my face.

00:27:35.000 If you were going to intern for me and you were a chronic farter, I'd say, can you wear carbon diapers?

00:27:40.000 Or maybe we can work on the roof.

00:27:43.000 And you could be 10 feet away.

00:27:45.000 So what do you do?

00:27:47.000 So this is what I came up with.

00:27:48.000 I had an Armin Hammer deodorant, which I highly recommend.

00:27:52.000 I don't use any other kind.

00:27:54.000 It doesn't smell like anything.

00:27:55.000 And I fucking hate perfume anything.

00:27:58.000 I even hate the smell of deodorant.

00:27:59.000 What do you use?

00:28:02.000 I forget the brand, but it's like a regular sports stuff?

00:28:06.000 It's a solid stick.

00:28:07.000 Maybe.

00:28:08.000 It's got to be Armin Hammer.

00:28:09.000 It's a solid stick, though, right?

00:28:11.000 Yeah, it's white.

00:28:12.000 Okay, good.

00:28:12.000 Yeah, I don't like it.

00:28:13.000 It's not got that greasy gel shit.

00:28:17.000 The gel makes me upset.

00:28:18.000 I hate when people have their B.O. I've gotten a fight with cab drivers where I'm like, I'll drive to Walgreens right now.

00:28:23.000 I'm buying you deodorant.

00:28:24.000 It's on me.

00:28:25.000 And you can include this in the fare.

00:28:27.000 Your rotten skin particles, that's what it is. 1.00

00:28:30.000 They're digesting fat and it's going up your nose.

00:28:32.000 How is that different?

00:28:33.000 Like stinky feet, farts, BO.

00:28:35.000 It's all putting particles from your body into my body.

00:28:39.000 I don't want those particles.

00:28:40.000 So anyway, I just left her with some wet wipes and I left her with a stick there on her desk and I said, I'm going to leave the room.

00:28:47.000 You can do whatever you want with whatever's there.

00:28:51.000 And I'll come back in about five minutes and I won't ask any questions.

00:28:54.000 I kit.

00:28:56.000 And she said, you just can't handle my French.

00:29:00.000 Because I guess she was part French, like from France.

00:29:04.000 Okay.

00:29:04.000 That's gross to hear.

00:29:08.000 But yeah, it's a weird thing.

00:29:10.000 And then I go to these old man bars where, you know, they haven't had anyone, they live by themselves in their apartment and they're retired.

00:29:16.000 So they just put on the same shirt they had on yesterday.

00:29:18.000 So they reek.

00:29:20.000 So I've got these teenagers going through puberty with all their estrogen and testosterone reeking up my fucking house.

00:29:25.000 Then I go to an old man bar and I'm inhaling fucking old man BO. 1.00

00:29:34.000 How are you doing, Gavin?

00:29:36.000 Gavin?

00:29:38.000 Cuomo on the cover?

00:29:39.000 I mean, at this point, I don't care.

00:29:41.000 You know what I heard Fleckis say?

00:29:43.000 He said, eh, all this Cuomo stuff is to distract from the dead people in the old folks' homes, and all this Pepe Le Pew and Speedy Gonzalez is to distract from Biden's catastrophic economy.

00:29:58.000 I don't agree with you, Fleckis.

00:30:00.000 I'll take it all.

00:30:01.000 It's all great.

00:30:02.000 Like the Pepe Le Pew stuff, what that does is it makes normies in the Midwest go, what the fuck's happened to my party?

00:30:09.000 Fuck the DNC.

00:30:10.000 I don't like them anymore.

00:30:11.000 So that's good.

00:30:12.000 Just like the New York Times brainwashes Karens, all that Pipe Le Pew stuff de-brainwashes them and shows them that the fascists are really them, their party.

00:30:21.000 So that's good.

00:30:22.000 And as far as the Cuomo thing goes, I think it brings more attention to the funeral homes.

00:30:27.000 Sorry, the old age homes.

00:30:29.000 I think he's on the front page of the post.

00:30:31.000 It's been every day for like 10 days.

00:30:34.000 So the old folks' homes are going to. 0.98

00:30:39.000 What else do we got here?

00:30:40.000 Poking and prodding.

00:30:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:42.000 So apparently the vaccine czar was testing people's loyalty because they knew the shit was going to hit the fan.

00:30:46.000 And de Blasio is trying to get him out because de Blasio wants to run for office.

00:30:50.000 If de Blasio becomes governor of New York, I'm going to beat up every single person in New York.

00:30:58.000 Megan Marco wants to run for president. 1.00

00:31:00.000 Again, nothing would surprise me anymore.

00:31:03.000 And then we have, of course, the Grammys.

00:31:07.000 Who the fuck cares?

00:31:09.000 Can you imagine?

00:31:10.000 My wife's super into that stuff, especially the outfits at the beginning. 0.99

00:31:13.000 And even she was like, I'm not watching this.

00:31:15.000 Uh-oh, I might have to take this girl. 1.00

00:31:18.000 Hello?

00:31:20.000 Hey, man.

00:31:22.000 Good.

00:31:23.000 I was supposed to meet Dan today and I completely spaced.

00:31:25.000 I hope he's not angry.

00:31:46.000 I have no idea.

00:32:04.000 Right, I mean, I'd offered him to give him the plans and the architect letter and all that stuff, but he said he's got it under control, so I'm not sure.

00:32:14.000 All right, man.

00:32:15.000 Thanks.

00:32:18.000 Sorry, folks.

00:32:22.000 That's about our new studio, so I have to take those calls.

00:32:26.000 Yeah, the Grammys.

00:32:27.000 The only interesting thing about the whole thing...

00:32:29.000 By the way, white males are evil, right?

00:32:32.000 And Oscar's so white.

00:32:33.000 There's one white male on this spread.

00:32:35.000 It's all mostly women of color, but all women. 0.55

00:32:39.000 With Harry Stiles being the one white male.

00:32:43.000 And he has come out as trans, I think.

00:32:46.000 Or at least he's open to it.

00:32:48.000 He was wearing a medallion with a boner on it.

00:32:51.000 What?

00:32:51.000 Yeah.

00:32:52.000 And it's like a $450, I think, Gucci or something, necklace.

00:32:57.000 And it's a peeled banana.

00:32:58.000 And then instead of a banana coming out of the peeling, it's an erect silver cock. 0.72

00:33:05.000 And he was just recently featured wearing a dress.

00:33:07.000 So I guess the only way white males are allowed to be in the spotlight is if they totally demasculinize themselves, emasculate themselves with boners and dresses on. 0.71

00:33:18.000 Look at them.

00:33:18.000 That's the only time we allow white males to appear.

00:33:22.000 If they have a boner chained to their necks.

00:33:27.000 Okay, you can come on, Harry.

00:33:29.000 If you wear a feather boa and there's a boner around your neck.

00:33:32.000 Yes, anything.

00:33:32.000 I just want to get on the telly.

00:33:34.000 You can wear the cross as well.

00:33:37.000 As long as it's touching.

00:33:38.000 Yeah, we don't mind the cross as long as it's stuck to a boner.

00:33:42.000 But anyway.

00:33:43.000 My God.

00:33:44.000 The only good thing about the, apparently Bill Burr was offensive.

00:33:46.000 Ah, so of course.

00:33:49.000 Dude.

00:33:52.000 Oh, there we go.

00:33:55.000 Okay, so get, this is what offends us these days.

00:33:57.000 Scroll down and they show someone on Twitter finally found the horrific quote.

00:34:03.000 Was I the only one who wanted to kill himself during that piano solo?

00:34:09.000 I bought a suit for this.

00:34:10.000 I thought it was going to be on TV.

00:34:12.000 I'm such a moron.

00:34:13.000 I am losing so much money right now.

00:34:16.000 All right.

00:34:16.000 Shout out to all the rock stars that I wanted to meet tonight who are watching at home instead.

00:34:20.000 I'm talking to you, Don Dawkin.

00:34:22.000 All right?

00:34:24.000 What?

00:34:25.000 I'm old.

00:34:25.000 That was my first concert.

00:34:27.000 All right.

00:34:27.000 Here are the next categories.

00:34:30.000 All right.

00:34:31.000 Hey, how many feminists are like going nuts? 1.00

00:34:34.000 Why is this cis white male doing all this Latino stuff? 1.00

00:34:38.000 Yep, that's it.

00:34:39.000 That's it.

00:34:40.000 And it's true. 0.56

00:34:42.000 There are tons of feminists. 1.00

00:34:43.000 Look at the spread I just showed you in the New York Post.

00:34:45.000 In the New York Post.

00:34:47.000 But go down a bit.

00:34:48.000 I love seeing the reactions.

00:34:50.000 The Recording Academy needs to own up to this failure selecting Bill Burr as a presenter.

00:34:54.000 What a terrible choice.

00:34:56.000 He clearly does not recognize how important this is for artists.

00:35:00.000 If you can't get a presenter, what are you doing?

00:35:02.000 Who gives a fuck?

00:35:03.000 How do you expect anyone to take you seriously?

00:35:05.000 Bill Burr is xenophobic, sexist, and racist.

00:35:08.000 Uh, I wish.

00:35:11.000 I wish.

00:35:12.000 And the crew just all laughed along with his shit jokes.

00:35:15.000 He is an actual embarrassment.

00:35:17.000 Burr also presented Best Latin and Rock, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:35:20.000 That's the thing.

00:35:21.000 That's the news.

00:35:23.000 All right, let's...

00:35:25.000 Wait, did you see the baby thing where they emulated the Black Lives Matter riots and shit? 0.97

00:35:31.000 What?

00:35:32.000 Oh, really?

00:35:33.000 Let's see.

00:35:33.000 Is it this?

00:35:33.000 Is it cool?

00:35:34.000 So the riots were cool.

00:35:36.000 The Capitol is the apocalypse.

00:35:38.000 The riots were cool.

00:35:40.000 One was mostly white.

00:35:41.000 The other was mostly black.

00:35:42.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:35:48.000 Accomplices.

00:35:49.000 We don't need allies.

00:35:50.000 We need accomplices.

00:35:52.000 It's bigger than black and white.

00:35:53.000 This is not a trend.

00:35:55.000 This is our fight.

00:35:56.000 Until freedom.

00:35:57.000 Until freedom.

00:35:58.000 We don't need allies.

00:35:59.000 We need accomplices.

00:36:00.000 We need you to commit crimes with us, she's saying.

00:36:01.000 Accomplices are for crimes.

00:36:03.000 Allies are for action that's.

00:36:07.000 I got power now.

00:36:08.000 I got to say something corrupt.

00:36:09.000 It probably's been the problem while I'm talking about I'd be lying.

00:36:11.000 If I said it wasn't, I'm going to do this for the trend.

00:36:14.000 Boy, they have a cool fire alarm system there not to go up.

00:36:26.000 They didn't have a choice.

00:36:29.000 I'm a doctor.

00:36:32.000 And then I guess they...

00:36:36.000 They showed the whole like, who's the guy with the Wendy's?

00:36:42.000 Wendy's taser shot.

00:36:43.000 I stole a taser from a cop.

00:36:45.000 Layton.

00:36:46.000 And then about, I don't know, how many people got shot after that in the rioting?

00:36:49.000 Oh, a bunch.

00:36:50.000 Actually, 15 people got shot yesterday at a club or two days ago in Chicago.

00:36:55.000 Didn't hear about that?

00:36:57.000 You don't need to tell me that.

00:36:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:59.000 Wait, that happened.

00:37:00.000 I'm going to write the news.

00:37:01.000 This week, 80 black people will be shot in the south side of Chicago.

00:37:09.000 11 will die.

00:37:12.000 I think 15 died.

00:37:12.000 The news.

00:37:13.000 I think 15 died.

00:37:14.000 I remember my parents did that once.

00:37:16.000 Oh, I also had journalists calling my dad this weekend, too, which was harrowing.

00:37:20.000 But yeah, I remember my parents did that once.

00:37:24.000 They got the newspaper, and before opening it, both of them just said the news.

00:37:29.000 And it was like 90% correct.

00:37:32.000 Israel, Palestine, all laid out. 0.61

00:37:37.000 Same shit every day.

00:37:38.000 I mean, I could have predicted this New York Post.

00:37:40.000 I could have written this New York Post.

00:37:45.000 Yeah.

00:37:46.000 Grammys.

00:37:47.000 Breonna Taylor.

00:37:51.000 Can't be single, Breonna Taylor.

00:37:52.000 Wait, they just don't like Bill Burr.

00:37:54.000 That's why they're just using anything.

00:37:56.000 But Bill Burr is pussywhipped, and he won't speak to Anthony Cumia anymore because he's anti-racist or something.

00:38:02.000 It's worse.

00:38:03.000 When they were shitting on Bill and making fun of his wife for being ugly, Anthony Cumia didn't try to stop them.

00:38:08.000 Right.

00:38:10.000 And as Anthony points out, like they're stoppable.

00:38:13.000 Hey, trolls, stop doing that immediately.

00:38:15.000 Right.

00:38:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:16.000 That makes him want to troll even harder.

00:38:18.000 Half his routines now are about stupid white women and how black women are better and white girls.

00:38:23.000 And he sounds like fucking Lizzo.

00:38:28.000 All right.

00:38:29.000 Let's jump to Proud Boys.

00:38:36.000 It's coming up.

00:38:40.000 I don't even have a woman's voice in the intro. 0.84

00:38:44.000 That's your voice, actually?

00:38:47.000 I think they actually pitched it down.

00:38:56.000 I got a lot here.

00:38:58.000 So, I thought this was interesting.

00:39:00.000 1-8.

00:39:02.000 that New Jersey guy where they sent tanks to his house.

00:39:06.000 He had no guns.

00:39:07.000 He wasn't a proud boy.

00:39:09.000 He bought a proud boy shirt.

00:39:10.000 It was in his closet.

00:39:11.000 So that's why they call him a proud boy.

00:39:12.000 They contacted him.

00:39:13.000 He went into the office, sat down, and answered all their questions.

00:39:17.000 And then that wasn't dramatic enough.

00:39:20.000 The FBI wants to look like they're cracking down on Nazis.

00:39:23.000 So they show up with tanks at his fucking house in Queens, driving down the street.

00:39:29.000 And of course, he's shooting at them, right?

00:39:31.000 And throwing bombs at them?

00:39:35.000 Nope.

00:39:37.000 He walks out and goes, hi, what's the issue here?

00:39:39.000 And they drive away.

00:39:42.000 Just like Roger Stone.

00:39:44.000 But what did Cernovich say?

00:39:47.000 He sat down for a voluntary interview with the FBI in January.

00:39:50.000 In March, they sent tanks and grenades to arrest him despite prior cooperation.

00:39:54.000 Nice and simple.

00:39:56.000 And then this article was weird.

00:39:58.000 19.

00:40:03.000 Prowboys pepper sprayed the police department and then hung out with them.

00:40:08.000 What are you talking about?

00:40:18.000 Oh, this is like jackass.

00:40:21.000 Like the cop is like the Steve-O of the group.

00:40:25.000 So, according to you, they went up to cops, pepper sprayed them in the face.

00:40:28.000 The cops went owl, and they said, hey, man, who do you think's going to win in the Super Bowl this year?

00:40:34.000 Oh, dude, this is like Jackass.

00:40:35.000 They did the whole razor through his head thing where they just shaved the middle of his fucking head.

00:40:40.000 No, that's that weird thing where you want to have a flat top.

00:40:44.000 You go too short.

00:40:45.000 It's a weird look.

00:40:47.000 It looks kind of good when you're like this, but it doesn't bow well.

00:40:51.000 We will expose your racist department.

00:40:53.000 So according to this narrative, the cops love Proud Boys so much that they allow Proud Boys to pepper spray them in the face.

00:41:01.000 It's like a weird S ⁇ M abusive relationship. 1.00

00:41:05.000 What?

00:41:06.000 Like, what?

00:41:08.000 Where's your logic?

00:41:10.000 Racist cop Robert Glow was just promoted to commander.

00:41:12.000 He was just chilling with the Proud Boys, with other white cops.

00:41:15.000 PB Sprayed.

00:41:16.000 Meanwhile, the D.C. police allowed Proud Boys to get stabbed in two separate occasions.

00:41:22.000 And the first time they drove around, tried to find the guys.

00:41:24.000 The second time they just went, sorry, you were picking a fight.

00:41:27.000 They released the stabber?

00:41:28.000 They released the stabber.

00:41:29.000 Well, they weren't really picking a fight.

00:41:32.000 They came to see who was hunting them.

00:41:36.000 All right.

00:41:36.000 I have a doozy of a deep dive that's going to take a long ass time.

00:41:40.000 I did a green screen on an article, or I'm about to do a green screen on an article in The New York Times, and I want to read it with you because there's so much bullshit in it that it perfectly summarizes everything wrong with modern American media, particularly The New York Times.

00:42:03.000 So I put this up on parlor.

00:42:04.000 I follow Amy Sitkin because she's been stalking my family for many years now and torments everyone I work with because she's a fucking mental patient. 1.00

00:42:14.000 And I thought this was interesting because she's retweeting or tweeting an article by Alan Foyer of the New York Times.

00:42:22.000 Alan is one of these guys who's your buddy and wants you to know that he's fair and he's going to give you a fair shake.

00:42:28.000 And he even writes a couple of fair articles about the Proud Boys.

00:42:31.000 Although one of them started with the line, first rule of Proud Boys, you have to be white. 0.92

00:42:38.000 It's like a fight club thing.

00:42:39.000 And I said, that's not true.

00:42:41.000 So I made him change it.

00:42:42.000 But you don't trust these people.

00:42:44.000 What they do is they talk to you and they try to gain your trust.

00:42:48.000 And then they get enough information, they do some fair shit, and then they're able to stab you in the back.

00:42:53.000 And the way they stab you in the back is to take a few examples, three usually, of what they deem as a pattern.

00:43:00.000 They make that into an article.

00:43:01.000 So you could argue that Ryan is obsessed with black girls.

00:43:05.000 You go through his history, you find three black girls, that's a pattern. 1.00

00:43:08.000 He's got jungle fever.

00:43:10.000 Now, it could be three out of 50 and the other 47 are white.

00:43:14.000 That doesn't matter.

00:43:15.000 That's not how journalism works today.

00:43:16.000 It's all about invented patterns.

00:43:19.000 And if you are going to do invented patterns, make sure you don't choose any patterns that actually exist, like say black on Asian crime.

00:43:27.000 No, you can do white supremacy almost exclusively.

00:43:31.000 White supremacy, white males. 0.53

00:43:32.000 Now, why does Amy and Alan, why are they both so obsessed with white males, specifically pro-family dads?

00:43:39.000 Because they fucked up their marriages.

00:43:40.000 Alan's wife was a feminist who said, I have to work. 0.87

00:43:44.000 And he said, can't we settle down?

00:43:46.000 Can't we have babies? 1.00

00:43:47.000 No, I got to get to work.

00:43:48.000 He kept doing that, kept doing that.

00:43:49.000 Then the marriage fell apart.

00:43:51.000 He started fucking some 20-year-old, I don't know, intern or something like that.

00:43:54.000 And that's his life now.

00:43:55.000 He's just a derelict apartment dwelling loser with no kids, who has no family, and he let his marriage collapse.

00:44:01.000 When he sees someone like me and Proud Boys and Joe Biggs, who has a beautiful daughter, or Ethan Nordina who just got married, he thinks, I want to take these down.

00:44:10.000 I want to discredit them.

00:44:11.000 Because if you can discredit dads, then it doesn't matter that you're not a dad, Alan, because dads are shitheads.

00:44:17.000 They storm the Capitol.

00:44:18.000 They're domestic terrorists.

00:44:19.000 Amy's similar.

00:44:20.000 She must be consumed with guilt that she destroyed her husband's life.

00:44:24.000 She's a lesbian. 1.00

00:44:25.000 She married a dude, made a couple kids, and then fucked him over, cheated on him with young chicks. 1.00

00:44:31.000 Just like Alan.

00:44:32.000 They both love their young ladies, and that must make you feel like a shit stain because it's a shitty thing to do.

00:44:36.000 Let your family collapse to fuck some young broads. 1.00

00:44:39.000 So they discredit the family.

00:44:42.000 And that's why they focus on Proud Boys because they know it's a pro-dad, pro-masculinity organization.

00:44:48.000 Nothing on the Aryan Brotherhood.

00:44:50.000 Nothing even really on Oath Keepers or Joey Gibson.

00:44:53.000 Similar groups that aren't as obsessed with the family as Proud Boys are.

00:44:58.000 Anyway, Amy's favorite quote here is, critics argued that such arrests were rare because police generally favored the Proud Boys over their left-leaning opponents.

00:45:05.000 Now, I saw that, and I thought, yeah, they do favor Proud Boys because Proud Boys are usually there totally legally with a permit, unarmed, wanting to de-escalate situations.

00:45:19.000 As I've said 9 billion times, we don't go to their things.

00:45:22.000 They go to our things.

00:45:26.000 So I've never done this before, but I want to do a green screen about an article.

00:45:30.000 That's never been done.

00:45:31.000 So let's go to the article now.

00:45:32.000 Police shrugged off Proud Boys until they attacked the Capitol.

00:45:38.000 So, what is the message here with that headline?

00:45:40.000 The message is that they ignored this domestic terrorist violence.

00:45:44.000 It kept escalating and escalating because the police didn't keep it in check.

00:45:49.000 And eventually, it led to an insurrection revolution.

00:45:52.000 Mike Pence was almost murdered.

00:45:54.000 AOC was almost murdered.

00:45:56.000 This is why you have to nip this in the bud.

00:45:58.000 And that's what they do at the New York Times is they nip this in the bud so politicians aren't murdered by insurrectionists.

00:46:06.000 I mean, it's a fucking idiotic angle to take.

00:46:10.000 But plenty of the readers here go, yep, looks good.

00:46:13.000 And I don't think Allen really gives a shit if this is true or not.

00:46:17.000 That's just his job now.

00:46:18.000 I have to make dads look bad.

00:46:20.000 It makes me feel good to make them look bad.

00:46:22.000 The newspaper wants white supremacy to be a thing.

00:46:25.000 So I'll kill two birds with one stone, shit on dads, call them Nazis.

00:46:29.000 Two Proud Boys accused of leading a mob to Congress followed a bloody path to get there.

00:46:35.000 Law enforcement did little to stop them.

00:46:38.000 What a crock of absolute shit.

00:46:41.000 You know what's ironic?

00:46:43.000 This mob, go back, this mob was there because they were sick of lies that are right above their head right now.

00:46:49.000 That's really what that insurrection is about.

00:46:51.000 The insurrection was about the New York Times and Allen.

00:46:54.000 They had watched people like Allen totally advocate a year of rioting, burning businesses to the ground, destroying them.

00:47:02.000 They'd watched the media say that was a-okay.

00:47:04.000 It's a summer of love.

00:47:06.000 Remember what our Attorney General Merrick Garland said?

00:47:08.000 It happened at night.

00:47:09.000 It's just vandalism.

00:47:10.000 It's just buildings.

00:47:12.000 Okay, what about the two black guys that were shot at Chaz?

00:47:15.000 What about the black guy that was just shot right now at the George Floyd Chaz?

00:47:19.000 Does he matter?

00:47:21.000 No, let's talk about Heather Heyer. 0.97

00:47:22.000 That's more important.

00:47:23.000 We have counted, what, about 30 deaths directly related to this rioting over the past year.

00:47:30.000 We've counted like 11 deaths that are directly linked to Antifa, plenty of them being Antifa themselves.

00:47:36.000 But no, it's all about fucking Proud Boys.

00:47:40.000 Blood, the trail of blood they leave.

00:47:43.000 Meanwhile, who got killed at this?

00:47:44.000 There was a cop who died later.

00:47:46.000 There was a cop who killed himself.

00:47:48.000 One tasered himself.

00:47:49.000 But as far as murder goes, Ashley Babbitt, one of these people, was killed.

00:47:54.000 And again, I'm not happy about the insurrection.

00:47:57.000 I don't like seeing Joe Biggs right there.

00:47:58.000 That bums me out.

00:48:00.000 I wish none of these guys had gone.

00:48:02.000 But the amount of attention that this sin gets, in contrast to the relentless sinning of the radical left, says so much about the media.

00:48:11.000 And it's meta because their rage is based on lies like this.

00:48:17.000 It's a thing and a thing and a thing.

00:48:19.000 Anyway, let's go down.

00:48:20.000 I've never done an article on green screen before.

00:48:22.000 So there he is.

00:48:24.000 I don't know who this clown is.

00:48:25.000 Maybe that's the one who said, first rule of fight club is B-White. 0.61

00:48:31.000 A protester was burning an American flag outside the 2016 Republican Convention in Cleveland when Joe Biggs rushed to the attack.

00:48:37.000 Jumping a police line, he ripped the man's shirt off and started pounding.

00:48:40.000 He boasted that night in an online video.

00:48:42.000 But the local police charged the flag burner with assaulting Mr. Biggs.

00:48:46.000 The city later paid $2.25 to settle accusations that the police had falsified their reports out of sympathy with Mr. Biggs, who went on to become a leader of the far-right.

00:48:55.000 First of all, he's not.

00:48:57.000 That doesn't mean anything.

00:48:59.000 So that's just a made-up thing right there, leader of the far-right, Proud Boys.

00:49:04.000 Let me see.

00:49:04.000 Is that who you just pulled up the other author?

00:49:07.000 Yeah, I think that is the guy who said first rule of fight club is you have to be white.

00:49:11.000 So him and Alan are the Proud Boys team.

00:49:14.000 And I sent Alan a bunch of texts.

00:49:16.000 I'm going to call him after this and record it.

00:49:22.000 But he said, I said, because his last scoop that went viral was someone from the White House was talking to someone in the Proud Boys that day.

00:49:34.000 That went viral as heck.

00:49:36.000 Someone remotely associated with the White House, could have been the janitor, spoke to someone sort of associated with the Proud Boys.

00:49:42.000 And of course, you're supposed to glean from that that they were planning the insurrection together.

00:49:46.000 Okay, what time are you guys going to be there?

00:49:48.000 Okay, we'll make sure there's not a lot of cops there.

00:49:49.000 Meanwhile, it was fucking Pelosi that said no cops.

00:49:53.000 Trump pushed for mega troops at the Capitol.

00:49:57.000 When they got there that day, there was like 11.

00:50:02.000 So if anyone planned this, it's the left.

00:50:05.000 I said to him, yes, cops do favor people who aren't burning shit to the ground.

00:50:14.000 I said, I appreciate your obsession with men behaving badly.

00:50:16.000 Looking forward to similar articles about Antifa and the black Hebrew Israelites.

00:50:21.000 You should do an article about men who let feminism swallow their marriages and then go fuck young girls, you fucking loser.

00:50:27.000 And then I talk about Ethan Nordine coming up.

00:50:29.000 Well, we'll explain that in a second.

00:50:31.000 And then I talk about Biggs.

00:50:33.000 And then I say, is it preferential treatment to be in prison for four years?

00:50:37.000 You know, he told me I was at the Capitol.

00:50:39.000 And I said, no, I wasn't.

00:50:41.000 And then he sent me a picture of that guy.

00:50:44.000 What the fuck's his name?

00:50:47.000 It's in my parlor.

00:50:49.000 He's got a weird name that sounds like a different name.

00:50:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:50:55.000 Like the way black people won't be named Kevin, they'll be named Kevan. 1.00

00:50:59.000 It's sort of like that.

00:51:03.000 Show conversation.

00:51:07.000 Yeah, it's at the bottom.

00:51:10.000 So he sends me a picture of this dude, and he says, this is proof that you were there.

00:51:15.000 And I go, what?

00:51:17.000 That's not me.

00:51:18.000 And then he LOLs, and he says, are you fucking kidding me?

00:51:25.000 I can't find it.

00:51:25.000 What the fuck's his name?

00:51:27.000 He's from Kansas or eastern Tennessee?

00:51:34.000 How come you can't fucking find it?

00:51:37.000 Oh, my comments from that post.

00:51:40.000 It's not a parlor post.

00:51:42.000 Fucking shit.

00:51:48.000 Where is it?

00:51:50.000 Sorry, this is not good TV.

00:51:56.000 Anyway, there was a guy who was there who looked like me and he sent me the picture.

00:51:59.000 And I go, that's not me.

00:52:00.000 And he goes, are you fucking kidding me?

00:52:02.000 I've met you before.

00:52:02.000 I'm not stupid.

00:52:04.000 I go, well, you're clearly stupid if you think that's me.

00:52:08.000 And he said, LOL, et cetera, et cetera.

00:52:10.000 And I started scream.

00:52:16.000 Chestman, that's it.

00:52:18.000 William Chestman.

00:52:20.000 You could look him up.

00:52:22.000 So he sends me a picture of William Chestman, and he goes, that's you.

00:52:25.000 What?

00:52:26.000 And then when I say, that's not me, he laughs.

00:52:28.000 And I'm screaming at him, saying, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:52:32.000 There he is.

00:52:34.000 So that's me, apparently.

00:52:37.000 And so I'm screaming at him, going, what the fuck, you people are incompetent.

00:52:41.000 You know, Slate made this accusation a couple days ago, and I had to correct them.

00:52:46.000 I said, so you're worse than Slate, because at least Slate scooped you with this bullshit, dumb theory that I'm a man at least 10 years older than me.

00:52:55.000 They've since caught him, by the way, and that's the only time Alan conceded that I was right.

00:53:00.000 But he said something that was quite telling.

00:53:03.000 As I was yelling at him, and I had kids in the car, so now I'm mad that he's making me yell and my kids are in the car and they're friends.

00:53:10.000 And he said, okay, there's kids in the car.

00:53:11.000 I'll let it go.

00:53:12.000 But I appreciate he said some word like Moxie or Hugh Briss or Chutzpa. 1.00

00:53:16.000 You just don't give up.

00:53:19.000 Did you catch that?

00:53:21.000 So I'm mad that you have the wrong guy.

00:53:24.000 And he's surprised that I just don't sit down and take it.

00:53:27.000 In other words, his goal here is not journalism.

00:53:31.000 His goal is to make me, who I'm seen as the kingpin, to make the kingpin fold.

00:53:36.000 And he's shocked that I keep taking this beating.

00:53:38.000 It's like someone in captivity and you're whipping them.

00:53:41.000 And he refuses to, I don't know, confess.

00:53:43.000 He refuses to renounce Christ.

00:53:46.000 And he says, wow, you're really Catholic, huh?

00:53:49.000 I'm going to whip you to death. 0.83

00:53:50.000 In other words, this is a whipping.

00:53:52.000 This is not journalism.

00:53:54.000 These people are fucking activists.

00:53:57.000 How gay is it that you have a co-writer on all your Proud Boys article? 0.53

00:54:01.000 Go back up to the top.

00:54:04.000 What's his name?

00:54:05.000 Hey, David.

00:54:05.000 Do you want to do another Proud Boys article?

00:54:07.000 Okay, let's amalgamate our stories.

00:54:10.000 They're all horseshit, of course, but we'll amalgamate them.

00:54:14.000 So, God forbid.

00:54:15.000 Now, just go to the first part.

00:54:17.000 So, Joe Biggs beat up someone who was charged with beating him up, and the city had to pay.

00:54:26.000 So, this was a sin, it appears.

00:54:28.000 I don't know the whole story, but let's just say for fun that this happened, right?

00:54:30.000 The punishment for this was $225,000.

00:54:34.000 This guy, this flag burner got $225,000 for this sin of misrepresenting this fight. 0.81

00:54:41.000 Joe Biggs has almost died for that fucking flag.

00:54:44.000 Twice.

00:54:45.000 He has two purple hearts.

00:54:47.000 An IED exploded.

00:54:48.000 His Humvee went soaring through the air.

00:54:50.000 Can you imagine either of these guys in Iraq?

00:54:54.000 It's unfathomable.

00:54:55.000 Really is.

00:54:56.000 I literally cannot fit it in my head.

00:54:59.000 Imagine that guy in a Humvee that's flipping.

00:55:04.000 So Joe sees a flag getting burned, a flag he almost died for twice.

00:55:09.000 He loses his shit.

00:55:10.000 The police turn a blind eye.

00:55:12.000 And the punishment for this is almost a quarter of a million dollars.

00:55:15.000 This is their idea of Proud Boys getting away with murder.

00:55:19.000 This is their opening.

00:55:20.000 This is their lead.

00:55:21.000 Meanwhile, how many stories, go to Andy Know's Twitter, how many stories have you seen of Antifa getting arrested and released, arrested and released?

00:55:29.000 The same guy will be at like five riots in a row.

00:55:32.000 There have been no charges, virtually no charges in the Pacific Northwest.

00:55:37.000 We had to have Michael Nordine, whatever it was, shoot a patriot, Jay Bishop, shoot him dead before you saw any kind of punishment for Antifa.

00:55:46.000 The same night Max and John were arrested, Antifa beat up a journalist.

00:55:49.000 Zero charges.

00:55:51.000 So it's Antifa that is having a blind eye turned to them.

00:55:55.000 Not proud boys.

00:55:56.000 Proud boys are in prison, Alan.

00:55:58.000 That's not preferential treatment.

00:56:00.000 That's four years for a fucking fight.

00:56:05.000 So that's shocking.

00:56:07.000 The scrutiny that white males, conservatives, working class conservatives get while the rest, the petty bourgeoisie in Antifa, they get away with almost murder.

00:56:18.000 Actually, no, they do get away with murder.

00:56:20.000 Chazen Chopnoham was charged for those black guys that were murdered.

00:56:24.000 All right, so that's one pathetic example that was severely punished, by the way.

00:56:30.000 So this is null and void.

00:56:33.000 Two years later, we have to go two more years.

00:56:36.000 In Portland, Oregon, something similar occurred.

00:56:38.000 A prow boy named Ethan Nordine was caught on video, pushing his way through a crowd of counter-protesters, punching one of them, then slamming him to the ground, unconscious.

00:56:45.000 Once again, the police charged only the other man in the skirmish, accusing him of swinging a baton at Mr. Nordine, accusing him.

00:56:54.000 We've all seen the video.

00:56:56.000 Look up Rufio Pan Man. 0.95

00:56:58.000 They called it the punch heard around the world.

00:57:00.000 Here's what happened that day, and I've explained on the show before, so forgive me if you've heard it before.

00:57:05.000 Joey, what's his name?

00:57:07.000 Gibson, was having a rally for free speech.

00:57:10.000 The rally had a permit from the city.

00:57:12.000 It had a perimeter.

00:57:13.000 Proud boys went into the perimeter to attend the rally and also to provide security for Joey because he was getting death threats from Antifa.

00:57:20.000 When you go into a police perimeter, you're obviously checked for weapons.

00:57:22.000 They had none.

00:57:23.000 That's why they were allowed in.

00:57:24.000 Antifa waited outside the perimeter with weapons, including an asp, right?

00:57:29.000 Which are 80 bucks.

00:57:30.000 And they all looked brand new to me.

00:57:33.000 And why do they all have this weapon?

00:57:34.000 Who bought that?

00:57:36.000 Now that's a story a journalist should pursue.

00:57:38.000 Never.

00:57:40.000 So Joey's trying to get to his car to leave.

00:57:43.000 Antifa is mobbing him.

00:57:45.000 If Proud Boys weren't there, Joey would be dead.

00:57:47.000 So Proud Boys fight their way, escorting Joey to his car.

00:57:51.000 Some nerd shows up with his asp and whips Ethan twice.

00:57:56.000 Blocks it.

00:57:57.000 Blocks it.

00:57:58.000 Then what should you do?

00:58:00.000 Should you not knock someone out?

00:58:02.000 By the way, those things are meant to break limbs.

00:58:05.000 There he is, the tough guy.

00:58:11.000 Coming up and one hit.

00:58:13.000 Two hits.

00:58:18.000 That's him slamming to the ground.

00:58:20.000 And then what did they say in the article?

00:58:22.000 They accused him.

00:58:24.000 Accusing him of swinging a baton at Mr. Nordine.

00:58:28.000 We just saw it with our own fucking eyes.

00:58:30.000 And by the way, no, go back to the video.

00:58:32.000 Then a woman shows up and starts shit with him. 1.00

00:58:35.000 And what does he do?

00:58:38.000 Look, she's trying to get involved. 1.00

00:58:40.000 Walk.

00:58:41.000 He's out.

00:58:42.000 And then she tries to get involved.

00:58:43.000 Get the fuck out of here, bitch. 1.00

00:58:45.000 Look at her passively kick away at his stuff.

00:58:49.000 By the way, Ethan Nordine had his marriage doxed by Antifa.

00:58:53.000 They shut down his marriage.

00:58:54.000 Him and his fiancé left for a long time.

00:58:58.000 She couldn't hack it.

00:59:00.000 They attacked his parents' restaurant and told his parents that he doesn't work here anymore.

00:59:03.000 So they destroyed his marriage and his family.

00:59:05.000 His marriage has recovered since then.

00:59:07.000 But no mention of that kind of shit.

00:59:09.000 So this guy gets attacked twice for trying to protect Joey Gibson's life.

00:59:13.000 This is how it's reported in the media.

00:59:16.000 And at the same time, Antifa is destroying his marriage and his family.

00:59:20.000 His father doesn't speak to him anymore because Antifa called the restaurant 900 times.

00:59:24.000 Good work.

00:59:25.000 Now, Mr. Biggs, Mr. Nerdine are major targets in a federal investigation that prosecutors said Thursday could be one of the largest in American history.

00:59:31.000 They face some of the most serious charges, blah, blah, blah.

00:59:34.000 Leading a mob of 100 proud boys?

00:59:36.000 Wait a minute.

00:59:38.000 They face some of the most serious charges stemming from the attack on the U.S. Capitol in January.

00:59:42.000 Leading a mob of about 100 proud boys?

00:59:45.000 Click on that link.

00:59:46.000 Let's see the evidence of that.

00:59:51.000 Who's that by?

00:59:52.000 Keep going down?

00:59:55.000 Alan again.

00:59:56.000 Let's see this 100.

00:59:59.000 There we go.

00:59:59.000 Wait, wait, it's right there.

01:00:01.000 Mr. Biggs and Army led about 100 men.

01:00:04.000 Oh, so they're men in Alan's first article.

01:00:07.000 Then they become proud boys in the second article.

01:00:11.000 Fucking amateur hour at the Apollo.

01:00:14.000 All right, go back to the first one.

01:00:18.000 Keep going down.

01:00:21.000 But an examination of the two men's histories shows that local and federal law enforcement agents passed up several opportunities to take action against them.

01:00:28.000 The group's propensity for violence and extremism was no secret.

01:00:32.000 But the FBI and other agencies had often seen the Proud Boys as they chose to portray themselves, according to more than a half a dozen current and former federal officials, as mere streetballers who lacked the organization or ambition of typical bureau targets like neo-Nazis, international terrorists, and Mexican drug cartels.

01:00:48.000 Yeah.

01:00:50.000 That's portrayed as a mistake.

01:00:52.000 The FBI didn't see the Proud Boys as organized as Mexican drug cartels.

01:00:57.000 How naive of them.

01:01:00.000 What?

01:01:01.000 And it's the FBI that is tormenting these guys and getting them thrown in prison.

01:01:07.000 It's the FBI that's tapping my phone.

01:01:11.000 There was a sense that, yes, their ideology is a concern, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:14.000 We don't worry about them, said Elizabeth Newman.

01:01:16.000 Oh, I bet she regrets it now.

01:01:18.000 Now that two of them were at a fucking Capitol riot.

01:01:23.000 Keep going.

01:01:29.000 Wait, stop.

01:01:30.000 Let's see here.

01:01:32.000 The Proud Boys are just guys that drink too much after the football game and tend to get into bar fights type of people.

01:01:37.000 Correct.

01:01:38.000 Although law enforcement agencies cannot investigate political groups without reasonable suspicion of a crime, some former officials said they were surprised by the Proud Boys' apparent impunity.

01:01:47.000 Oh, who said this?

01:01:49.000 These are the guys, by the way, remember that guy, Clint Watts, who said that domestic terrorism is the number one problem?

01:01:55.000 That is the running narrative.

01:01:56.000 Not Antifa.

01:01:58.000 Antifa, look, terrorism is committing violent acts for political gains.

01:02:02.000 That's Antifa in a nutshell.

01:02:04.000 They've been doing it all year, but Biggs and Nordine fucked up, and they did fuck up.

01:02:09.000 Invading the Capitol is a fuck-up.

01:02:12.000 It was a stupid idea.

01:02:13.000 I don't know whose it was.

01:02:14.000 It never should have happened.

01:02:15.000 I'm sure they'd agree with me.

01:02:17.000 But their one sin is indicative of the entire country's focus.

01:02:24.000 They committed violence in public, used videos of that violence to promote themselves for other rallies, and then traveled across the country to engage in violence again, said Mike German, a fellow at the Brennan Center for Justice at NYU, and a former FBI agent who worked undercover among right-wing groups.

01:02:40.000 How that didn't attract FBI attention is hard for me to understand.

01:02:45.000 It attracted plenty of fucking attention, you asshole.

01:02:49.000 Local police officers have appeared at times to side with Proud Boys.

01:02:52.000 Yeah, because Proud Boys are there.

01:02:54.000 They support the cops.

01:02:55.000 They're there to stop the violence because the cops have been told to stand down.

01:02:59.000 Mayors have told these guys.

01:03:00.000 I'm calling that motherfucker any second now.

01:03:04.000 The police are handcuffed, basically.

01:03:06.000 They're told to stand down, not to prosecute, especially in the Pacific Northwest, especially in Berkeley.

01:03:12.000 So what is going to happen?

01:03:13.000 Eventually, people are going to go, all right, if you're not going to do your job, I'll do it for you.

01:03:16.000 So they're doing the police's job for them.

01:03:19.000 They're not going out and finding Antifa.

01:03:21.000 The night Max and John were shot, the narrative became shot, fought.

01:03:25.000 The narrative became, proud boys are roaming the streets looking to beat up people they disagree with.

01:03:31.000 What?

01:03:32.000 That's just a lie.

01:03:37.000 Local, blah, blah, blah.

01:03:38.000 Some local officials have complained that without guidance from federal agencies, their police departments were ill-equipped to understand the dangers of a national movement.

01:03:46.000 The dangers.

01:03:46.000 It has largely been left to the locals to sort things out for themselves, said Mitchell Silber, the former director of intelligence analysis at the New York Police Department.

01:03:55.000 To preempt violence by other fire groups, federal authorities have often used a tactic known as the knock and talk.

01:04:00.000 Agents call or confront grew members to warn them away from demonstrations, sometimes reviving past criminal offenses as leverage.

01:04:07.000 Usually, by the way, the Proud Boys would talk to police and say, we want to have a rally.

01:04:12.000 We want to have a thing.

01:04:13.000 We're going to get a permit.

01:04:14.000 We're going to do it legally.

01:04:15.000 Like that one where they had the big barbecue in Seattle.

01:04:18.000 That was all permitted, all cleared.

01:04:20.000 No violence.

01:04:22.000 Nothing getting smashed.

01:04:25.000 Christopher Wray, the FBI director, told a Senate committee this month that agents had done that in the run-up to the pro-Trump rally in Washington on Jan 6 that preceded the capital.

01:04:33.000 I wish they had.

01:04:35.000 You know, it occurred to me in retrospect, I wish I had called them up and lied and said, yeah, I just got a tip from the FBI.

01:04:41.000 They're going to crack down on you.

01:04:42.000 Don't go.

01:04:43.000 It's a trap.

01:04:44.000 I mean, I did say it's a trap.

01:04:45.000 I did say don't go, but I should have ramped it up more.

01:04:48.000 Fucking Joe Biggs has a daughter.

01:04:51.000 Keep going.

01:04:56.000 They contacted a handful of people already under criminal inquiry to discourage attendance.

01:04:59.000 Enrique Tario said the federal agents had called her visited him on eight or so occasions before rallies in recent years, but it was never to pressure him to stay away.

01:05:06.000 Who knows if what Enrique is saying is true.

01:05:11.000 Like this whole fucking angle is that the FBI should have had the Proud Boys arrested a long time ago.

01:05:20.000 They did.

01:05:21.000 They threw them in fucking prison for a street fight.

01:05:24.000 Instead, he said in an interview, agents asked for march routes and other plans in order to separate Proud Boys from counter-protesters.

01:05:30.000 Yeah, that's what you do in a free country.

01:05:31.000 You're allowed to march.

01:05:33.000 Other times, he said agents warned that they had picked up potential threats from the left against him or his associates.

01:05:38.000 Very common.

01:05:39.000 No one contacted the leaders of the Proud Boys.

01:05:41.000 Mr. Tari said, even though their gatherings at previous Trump rallies, blah, blah, blah, they did not reach out to us.

01:05:45.000 Okay.

01:05:47.000 In summer of 2017, oh my God, of course they got to bring in Charlottesville.

01:05:52.000 And they called Jason Kessler a member of the Proud Boys.

01:05:57.000 Jason Kessler infiltrated the group twice by lying and saying that he was not alt-right.

01:06:02.000 He was sussed out both times and subsequently booted.

01:06:05.000 I've explained this to Alan one million times.

01:06:10.000 But Alan is an activist, not a journalist.

01:06:12.000 The group had been founded by Gavin McInnes, now 50, the creator of the media outlet Vice.

01:06:17.000 He's a Canadian turn New Yorker with a record of statements attacking feminists and Muslims.

01:06:22.000 True.

01:06:23.000 And he often expressed a half-ironic appetite for mayhem.

01:06:28.000 Can you call for violence?

01:06:29.000 Because I am.

01:06:30.000 You see, the context here was, and I know this because it gets thrown in my face, this was after Antifa were spitting in the faces of guys at a Bernie rally.

01:06:41.000 They were spitting in the faces of Trump supporters who had shown up to a Bernie rally.

01:06:45.000 And when the Trump supporters would go to retaliate, they would say, I'm a woman.

01:06:49.000 You can't hit a woman.

01:06:50.000 I identify as a woman.

01:06:51.000 So they just kept getting gobbed on.

01:06:53.000 And these guys had spit all over their face and they were going, police, police.

01:06:57.000 And I was saying, fight back.

01:06:58.000 It doesn't matter if they say they're trans or not.

01:07:02.000 So a little bit of context there, Alan.

01:07:04.000 Proud Boys have been volunteering as bodyguards for right-wing firebrands.

01:07:09.000 So why do these people need bodyguards?

01:07:11.000 Why does Ann Coulter need bodyguards?

01:07:14.000 Is it perhaps because the left is out of their minds and incredibly violent?

01:07:21.000 Proud Boys' free speech rallies and bastions of the left like Seattle, Portland, and Berkeley routinely ended in street fights.

01:07:26.000 Yeah, because people were attacking Ann and Milo and Proud Boys were defending them, which is why Ann Coulter just wrote an article saying, thank God for the Proud Boys, where she talks about how many times they saved her life.

01:07:40.000 Yet Mr. McKinnis shunned the United Right gathering, saying in a video disavow by his account, Proud Boys were not white supremacists, but merely Western chauvinists.

01:07:46.000 That stance helped the Proud Boys evade scrutiny.

01:07:49.000 So it was a trick to evade scrutiny by the FBI.

01:07:53.000 I see.

01:07:55.000 How easily the FBI are taken off the path.

01:07:59.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:08:00.000 Thrown from their scent?

01:08:03.000 And I did say disavow.

01:08:07.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:07.000 So the reason they put this kind of stuff in articles is so they know I'm litigious.

01:08:11.000 So I go to sue them.

01:08:13.000 And then their lawyer says, well, we did include that you said they're not white supremacists.

01:08:17.000 So Alan and David reluctantly have to plug this in to avoid litigation.

01:08:21.000 But then they cover their own asses by saying it was an FBI trick.

01:08:25.000 This is modern media, folks.

01:08:27.000 The rally turned violent.

01:08:29.000 Yes, Heather Hire.

01:08:31.000 We got it.

01:08:32.000 Despite McInnes' caution, several prominent Proud Boys attended, including Mr. Tario, the current chairman, who was photographed blowing kisses to a crowd of counter-protesters.

01:08:41.000 But members cite his role to argue the Proud Boys are not racially exclusive.

01:08:44.000 Mr. Tario's background is Afro-Cuban, making him one of the rare non-white faces in the group.

01:08:49.000 That's just not true.

01:08:51.000 You could say that about the Knights of Columbus, the Masons. 0.99

01:08:54.000 The non-white members are about the same as the general population of America.

01:09:00.000 And it's certainly this, the authors of this article are much whiter.

01:09:05.000 They're at 100% white male as opposed to the group, which is clearly not.

01:09:09.000 And Enrique was there to report.

01:09:12.000 No mention, by the way, that the three proud boys who went were immediately booted from the group.

01:09:17.000 Because they were told they would be if they went.

01:09:20.000 And they went to observe.

01:09:22.000 They thought it was going to be about statues.

01:09:23.000 They called me later and said, you were right.

01:09:25.000 It was a fucking Nazi thing. 0.67

01:09:26.000 We fucked up.

01:09:26.000 And I said, too bad.

01:09:28.000 Bye-bye.

01:09:29.000 Anyway, the group is total membership is unknown.

01:09:32.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:09:35.000 Feature hyper-nationalist chants about immigration, Islam, and Mr. Trump.

01:09:39.000 Hyper-nationalist.

01:09:41.000 It's just a made-up word.

01:09:43.000 Its members have lionized Augusto Pinochet, the Chilean dictator.

01:09:46.000 Yes, that's called comedy.

01:09:48.000 Free helicopter rides for communists.

01:09:52.000 It's clearly meant to be amusing.

01:09:55.000 Their events often appear to be thinly disguised pretexts to bait opponents into confrontations.

01:10:02.000 And Antifa's not?

01:10:04.000 What do you think Antifa's doing when they jump in front of cars and scream at people and attack people for not supporting trans rights?

01:10:10.000 I just saw this guy in Montreal said that hormone blockers are child abuse, which is a fact. 0.99

01:10:16.000 And he got attacked by Antifa.

01:10:18.000 They split his lip open.

01:10:19.000 They're whipping pylons at him, which hurt.

01:10:21.000 Those things are heavy.

01:10:22.000 Indeed, probably has made a little effort to hide violent intentions.

01:10:25.000 In fall 2018, for example, members of a New England chapter posted notes on the online service Venmo as they paid their monthly dues and transportation costs to an October Resist Marxism rally in Providence, Rhode Island.

01:10:37.000 I don't know about that.

01:10:39.000 That is a very rare occurrence, if it's true.

01:10:42.000 And that's not part of the tenants.

01:10:45.000 You're not supposed to go to their things.

01:10:47.000 So let's say that happened.

01:10:50.000 That's a fuck-up, just like January 6th.

01:10:52.000 You caught him.

01:10:53.000 The event would quickly degenerate into brawls, blah, blah, blah.

01:10:57.000 October blood, money, and bus, right-wing atrocities, or another helicopter fuel, those filthy commies, blah, blah, blah. 0.94

01:11:03.000 Okay.

01:11:04.000 No mention of Antifa violence in this entire article.

01:11:07.000 The payments even revealed that one member that that chapter was a police officer.

01:11:11.000 He did not post violent messages.

01:11:14.000 So that's not proof that this group is normal when there's cops in it.

01:11:17.000 It's proof that cops are evil.

01:11:19.000 You see, once they start with this rock-solid iron hypothesis that Prowboys are evil Nazis, when you have a black guy or a cop or a normal person in there, Then that's proof that black guys are evil Nazis. 0.90

01:11:33.000 It can't be disproved.

01:11:34.000 It's their fact.

01:11:36.000 And the FBI didn't take.

01:11:37.000 If you say, well, if we were so bad, the FBI would have investigated us.

01:11:40.000 No, that was an FBI.

01:11:42.000 Fuck up.

01:11:42.000 They should have investigated you earlier.

01:11:45.000 We tried to bring attention to the Prowboys' violence back then. 1.00

01:11:49.000 Okay, so this will be a reliable source.

01:11:51.000 Said Megan Squire, a computer scientist at Elon University, who documented the Venmo transaction.

01:11:57.000 Nobody listened.

01:11:58.000 Megan Squire just tried to have Nick Fuentes killed. 1.00

01:12:03.000 She is Antifa.

01:12:05.000 She's a very, very ugly woman who is an expert. 1.00

01:12:09.000 ABC News recently cited her as an expert.

01:12:12.000 She's more than just an Antifa sympathizer.

01:12:14.000 She is Antifa, and she supports their violence. 0.60

01:12:18.000 She's one of these people that says left-wing violence punching Nazis is different than right-wing violence because left-wing violence, they're trying to facilitate change and protect people.

01:12:30.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:12:32.000 So nice source, Alan.

01:12:34.000 Nice source.

01:12:36.000 Keep going.

01:12:37.000 Career officials in federal enforcement have complained that the Trump administration sought to divert investigative resources toward poorly defined threats from the left, such as the movement of violence-prone activists.

01:12:49.000 Poorly defined threats?

01:12:52.000 How about a year of absolute fucking chaos during a pandemic?

01:12:56.000 Businesses are suffering and they're blowing them up and burning them to the ground at the same time.

01:13:01.000 How poorly defined is that?

01:13:03.000 Despite those distractions, the officials know federal agents worked undercover for months to arrest members of a secretive neo-Nazi group, the base.

01:13:09.000 And we've talked about the base before.

01:13:11.000 I believe the base is just a made-up thing where a bunch of feds got online, lured a bunch of losers, lonely losers, into this fake group.

01:13:21.000 And then they felt disenfranchised.

01:13:23.000 They felt castrated by writers like Allen, media assholes, and they said, yeah, maybe we should go fuck shit up.

01:13:29.000 Bang, we gotcha.

01:13:31.000 So that's called entrapment.

01:13:33.000 That's not called catching Nazis and getting them off the streets. 0.54

01:13:36.000 That's called duping incels. 0.97

01:13:39.000 Prosecutors have accused members of the base of detailed plots, blah, blah, blah.

01:13:42.000 The FBI later broke up a group of militiamen planning to kidnap Michigan's governor, Gretchen Whitner, which again is a honeypot that the feds put out there and sad losers fall for it.

01:13:56.000 Can you scroll down?

01:13:59.000 An informant recorded them conspiring.

01:14:02.000 Now, these are like three 18-year-olds that got online and somehow it's this looming threat.

01:14:08.000 Meanwhile, as I say on this show, on a fucking daily basis, Antifa's bringing the country to the ground.

01:14:14.000 Those are poorly defined threats.

01:14:16.000 And then some assholes talking shit online. 0.70

01:14:18.000 That was going to go down.

01:14:20.000 Lucky they caught it.

01:14:22.000 These guys, like, I don't know these guys, but these guys, they don't want to be there.

01:14:27.000 The police aren't doing their job.

01:14:28.000 The media is not doing their job.

01:14:30.000 The left isn't doing their job.

01:14:32.000 The article that these guys are in is full of fucking lies. 0.92

01:14:36.000 So they feel like they don't have their country.

01:14:38.000 They feel like they don't have support.

01:14:40.000 They feel like they can't rely on anyone.

01:14:42.000 They feel disenfranchised.

01:14:44.000 So what do you expect them to do?

01:14:47.000 Keep going down.

01:14:50.000 Unlike those groups, federal law enforcement said no evidence emerged that the Proud Boys had plotted murders.

01:14:54.000 Oh.

01:14:56.000 Or, apart from January 6th, insurrection.

01:14:58.000 Yet, the Proud Boys' belligerents fit the definition of terrorism, other officials said.

01:15:04.000 We don't know who.

01:15:04.000 Maybe it was that Antifa bitch.

01:15:06.000 Unlawful violence and intimidation for political aims.

01:15:10.000 Intimidation for political aims.

01:15:11.000 Members raise money to travel across state lines to dozens of rallies with the intent of street fighting.

01:15:17.000 That's just false.

01:15:18.000 Dozens of rallies?

01:15:20.000 I saw the Rhode Island one.

01:15:21.000 You listed.

01:15:22.000 I'd never heard of that before.

01:15:24.000 At least one explicitly targeting a Muslim community in upstate New York for harassment.

01:15:28.000 Activities that could have justified the screwdriver.

01:15:30.000 Okay, that was Islamberg, where witnesses have seen people doing military training at Islamberg.

01:15:37.000 The feds have totally ignored it.

01:15:39.000 You want to talk about ignoring domestic terrorism?

01:15:42.000 Islamberg is part of a cabal of Muslim groups started by an ex-con.

01:15:47.000 They all follow the same Pakistani Muslim cleric, and they conduct terrorism. 1.00

01:15:53.000 They are terrorists.

01:15:55.000 People, they just starved a kid to death in New Mexico at one of these things.

01:16:00.000 And they called the FBI.

01:16:02.000 They said, can you look into this?

01:16:03.000 But this community claims they're totally innocent.

01:16:07.000 And so the locals and the media go, they said they're innocent.

01:16:09.000 Ergo, they're innocent.

01:16:11.000 So what did they do?

01:16:12.000 They wanted to bring attention.

01:16:13.000 They wanted to bring media attention to it.

01:16:14.000 What do you got there?

01:16:15.000 The kid who died?

01:16:17.000 Wait, go back.

01:16:20.000 The compound raid in New Mexico was allegedly a terrorist training camp.

01:16:22.000 This terrorist training camp follows the same Muslim cleric that Islamberg does. 1.00

01:16:27.000 They're all linked.

01:16:29.000 And what did Proud Boys do?

01:16:31.000 It was Proud Boys and bikers for Trump, and all they did was drive through the center of town and go home.

01:16:35.000 That's it.

01:16:36.000 That is all.

01:16:38.000 But that's terrorism.

01:16:41.000 Some former officials said that the failure to recognize the threat of Proud Boys was a blind spot in the culture of law enforcement.

01:16:47.000 If the Proud Boys was not a white male chauvinist club, but a black male chauvinist... 0.70

01:16:52.000 Go down?

01:16:53.000 But a black male chauvinist club, I think that sadly we would have seen a different policing posture, said Mrs. Newman, the former Homeland Security official.

01:17:02.000 How about the black Hebrew Israelites who are murdering Jews? 0.93

01:17:06.000 They murdered two Jews at a kosher deli here in Brooklyn, and they went upstate, they murdered a Jewish guy.

01:17:13.000 They were the ones behind the coveting Catholic school thing. 0.57

01:17:16.000 They antagonized those Catholic school kids, which led to the Indian guy coming up with the drum. 0.75

01:17:22.000 So that's a black male chauvinist group.

01:17:25.000 And by the way, the Proud Boys are not a white male chauvinist group.

01:17:28.000 They are a chauvinist group.

01:17:30.000 Nothing to do with male chauvinism.

01:17:32.000 Nothing to do with white.

01:17:33.000 You lying cunt. 0.89

01:17:38.000 About a week after the October 2018 clashes in Providence, so that way they link it together, you see, members of the group set upon protesters outside a speech Mr. McInnes was giving at the Metropolitan Republican Club in Manhattan.

01:17:50.000 Two of the Proud Boys were eventually convicted of assault and sentenced to four years in prison.

01:17:54.000 Hot take, Al.

01:17:55.000 Hot take. 0.79

01:17:56.000 Proud Boys were ambushed by Antifa.

01:18:00.000 They obliged to the fight picking and won.

01:18:04.000 They got four years for a fight that they did not start.

01:18:07.000 That's an example of Antifa getting preferential treatment.

01:18:12.000 No Antifa got any charges for all of the fights they did that evening.

01:18:17.000 Critics argue that such arrests were rare because police generally favored the Prowd Boys.

01:18:20.000 What?

01:18:21.000 Four years in prison?

01:18:23.000 Critics argue that such arrests were rare.

01:18:26.000 Four years in prison, such arrests were rare.

01:18:31.000 McInnis agrees.

01:18:32.000 I have a lot of support in the NYPD, he said, without evidence.

01:18:35.000 Yeah, I can't give evidence or they get fired.

01:18:38.000 In an online video shortly after the arrest, and I very much appreciate that.

01:18:41.000 Without evidence, fuck you. 0.87

01:18:43.000 After a Philadelphia rally by Vice President Mike Pence last year, officers at a members-only police union bar mingled inside with about 10 Proud Boys wearing their distinctive regalia.

01:18:52.000 Yes, they are friends with law enforcement because they support law enforcement.

01:18:56.000 Bikers for Trump are friendly with law enforcement.

01:18:59.000 Oathkeepers are friendly with law enforcement.

01:19:01.000 They all support law enforcement.

01:19:03.000 Antifa says all cops are bastards.

01:19:05.000 They attack cops on a regular basis.

01:19:08.000 They try to kill cops.

01:19:10.000 Sorry if the police are adverse to people that are out to hurt them and destroy America.

01:19:16.000 And police are happy to talk to people who are happy to talk to them.

01:19:20.000 How dare you?

01:19:21.000 How dare you, cops?

01:19:24.000 When members of the group confronted journalists who were lingering outside the Philadelphia Inquirer Report, the police asked if the problem was if they were okay.

01:19:29.000 Oh, no.

01:19:31.000 So many sins listed here.

01:19:34.000 Mr. Nordine became one of the group's marquee stars.

01:19:37.000 That's true.

01:19:38.000 Valvedeva's 2018 knockout punch, which you described there as accused of using a baton.

01:19:47.000 An amateur bodybuilder, trained to be a Navy SEAL, working in his family's chowder restaurant.

01:19:53.000 Yeah, the chowder restaurant that was almost shut down by your people. 1.00

01:19:57.000 He quickly began to see Proud Boy Street Fights as part of a much loftier contest.

01:20:02.000 You start to kind of develop this feeling that these people are no longer Americans per se, but they are kind of anti-American.

01:20:07.000 Fact.

01:20:09.000 It's a very soft civil war.

01:20:10.000 These are just facts.

01:20:12.000 Who can deny that we are in a soft civil war right now?

01:20:15.000 Keep going down.

01:20:17.000 He adopted the Nome de Plume Rufio Pan Man. 0.85

01:20:19.000 About the same time he went into business with local police officers selling fitness supplements.

01:20:23.000 Yeah, that's because Antifa shut down his job at his family's restaurant.

01:20:28.000 He had no other job.

01:20:29.000 I like how they fuck you, they destroy your life, you rebuild, and they all make that part of the master plan.

01:20:35.000 He went up from his restaurant to working with a police officer.

01:20:41.000 In June of 2018, Mr. Nardine went to Portland, where the Prowboys repeatedly clashed with local leftists.

01:20:46.000 Don't they sound nice?

01:20:47.000 After a so-called Freedom and Courage rally at a federal building, dozens of members marched around the block to confront waiting counter-protesters.

01:20:53.000 You can always tell where the journalist is coming from when they say anti-fascist and counter-protester and local leftists.

01:21:01.000 Video footage showed Mr. Nardine shoving one to the ground.

01:21:04.000 Yes, you already mentioned that.

01:21:06.000 David Busby approached with a metal baton.

01:21:08.000 So you're repeating the story now.

01:21:10.000 Did David write the first half and you wrote the second half and you didn't read it?

01:21:14.000 Keep going.

01:21:15.000 And by the way, if I bring this up with him, they'll just go in and change it because digital media is just this amorphous blob and you can just change your mistakes.

01:21:23.000 And if you get sued for calling someone a Nazi...

01:21:26.000 Wait a minute.

01:21:26.000 Now they're showing the footage?

01:21:28.000 By then a street fighting veteran.

01:21:30.000 Go back up.

01:21:32.000 Deflecting the baton with one arm.

01:21:34.000 You just said...

01:21:35.000 Hold on a second here.

01:21:53.000 Wait, what are you in now?

01:21:54.000 Did you go back to the old article?

01:22:29.000 So they mentioned this.

01:22:30.000 So in the first half, it's accused of using this metal baton.

01:22:34.000 We have no idea if he did or not.

01:22:35.000 Unless, of course, you want to keep reading, at which point you'll see the fucking baton in his hand.

01:22:42.000 So go back down.

01:22:43.000 That's a good journalism.

01:22:44.000 Great journalism.

01:22:45.000 Here's a little tip, Journos.

01:22:47.000 Read your article.

01:22:49.000 If you want us to read it, you should probably read it.

01:22:52.000 The punch heard around the world.

01:22:54.000 Yes, that's what we called it.

01:22:55.000 No, go, let me see.

01:22:58.000 Let me go up a bit.

01:22:59.000 By then, deflecting the baton with one arm, he delivered a right hook to Mr. Busby's jaw that knocked him unconscious, then threw the man again.

01:23:06.000 Mr. Busby was hospitalized with a significant concussion.

01:23:11.000 Poor guy.

01:23:12.000 So he's part of a mob that's trying to kill Joey Gibson.

01:23:15.000 They attack one of his bodyguards with two major hits that should break your arm.

01:23:19.000 Those things will break your leg in two, those asps.

01:23:23.000 And he gets knocked out for it.

01:23:24.000 He suffered a significant concussion.

01:23:27.000 Isn't that horrible?

01:23:28.000 Poor guy.

01:23:30.000 Keep going.

01:23:31.000 How long is this fucking thing?

01:23:33.000 I hope we're almost at the end.

01:23:40.000 Oh, we can't do the whole goddamn thing.

01:23:42.000 Jesus Christ.

01:23:45.000 This is beta males obsessed with alpha males.

01:23:48.000 The alpha males who make them feel bad.

01:23:50.000 Do they have the same picture twice?

01:23:52.000 No, I hope not.

01:23:54.000 All right, let's just do it a bit longer.

01:24:00.000 It's so exciting.

01:24:01.000 Yes, God forbid you should enjoy beating the shit out of someone who tried to kill you.

01:24:05.000 On six Facebook pages, the group used to vet new recruits.

01:24:08.000 The number of prospective members jumped more than 70%.

01:24:10.000 Yes, that's true.

01:24:12.000 Adding more than 820.

01:24:13.000 That's true.

01:24:14.000 The next meeting at New York City was fucking nuts.

01:24:16.000 There must have been 100 people there.

01:24:17.000 Lots of black dudes, by the way.

01:24:18.000 Lots of black guys.

01:24:20.000 Two other Proud Boys were arrested that day for the violence during previous classes.

01:24:23.000 Mr. Nordine was not.

01:24:25.000 He claimed he exercised his right to defend himself.

01:24:27.000 Where do you get that from?

01:24:30.000 Mr. Nordine said on Inforz, you could tell the Portland police despise counter-protesters.

01:24:33.000 Yeah.

01:24:35.000 You're not supposed to despise these people who fucking destroy your town and try to kill you and burn your police station.

01:24:42.000 They're throwing bricks to the courthouse right now. 0.61

01:24:45.000 I guess you should love them.

01:24:48.000 They're entangled in a bunch of politically correct things.

01:24:51.000 This is all facts.

01:24:52.000 You know, Ethan is very calm, cool, and collected when he talks.

01:24:56.000 So it's funny that they're trying to get him on quotes.

01:24:59.000 Mr. Biggs, the future Proud Boys leader, yep, we remember him.

01:25:03.000 He got a start in the far-right working as Infowars correspondent, blah, blah, blah.

01:25:07.000 This is how chicks write, too, by the way. 1.00

01:25:10.000 They include their notes.

01:25:11.000 They get some stories out.

01:25:12.000 David writes for a bit.

01:25:13.000 Then Alan writes for a bit.

01:25:14.000 They repeat each other's stories.

01:25:16.000 And then they just give you all their background work.

01:25:19.000 Mr. Biggs' record of violence predated his affiliation with the group.

01:25:22.000 He's arrested on domestic violence charges.

01:25:24.000 Dropped the case after his wife failed to appear.

01:25:26.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:25:27.000 Arrested early of assaulting a security officer.

01:25:30.000 Boring.

01:25:31.000 He boasted on Infowars that the Texas episode was a struggle against tyranny.

01:25:34.000 Yes, his account raised questions.

01:25:36.000 He and a girlfriend had come home tipsy after drinking.

01:25:39.000 Shots at a friend.

01:25:39.000 He said he angrily refuses security guard's instructions.

01:25:41.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:25:42.000 I don't fucking care.

01:25:43.000 A few weeks later, Mr. Biggs was at a Republican convention, correspondent informed when he attacked the flag burner, which we've now heard about three times in this article.

01:25:53.000 Okay, keep going.

01:25:54.000 This is a guy.

01:25:55.000 Sorry if you send someone out.

01:25:57.000 Imagine a society where you send someone out to fight for your flag.

01:26:00.000 They almost die twice.

01:26:02.000 And then you're chastised by the media for losing your temper when you see that flag burned.

01:26:07.000 Does that sound like a fair and noble society to you?

01:26:11.000 Or does that sound like asshole central?

01:26:14.000 He's a fascist, Mr. Johnson, said a Briggs.

01:26:16.000 Who's Mr. Johnson?

01:26:21.000 Oh, that must be the guy, Gregory Johnson.

01:26:24.000 Look at this twat. 1.00

01:26:26.000 So he says, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, by the way, saved millions of lives, Johnson.

01:26:35.000 We gave them a million chances.

01:26:36.000 The whole island was basically on fire.

01:26:38.000 It was firebombed.

01:26:39.000 And they refused to concede.

01:26:41.000 They wanted women and children to fight. 0.98

01:26:43.000 They weren't going to stop until all men, women, and children were dead. 0.97

01:26:48.000 That was their commitment.

01:26:49.000 That's how fucking psychotic Japan's leadership was at the time. 0.96

01:26:53.000 The only thing that could stop the war were nuclear bombs.

01:26:56.000 And they did.

01:26:58.000 Sorry.

01:26:58.000 It's counterintuitive.

01:27:00.000 Tough love.

01:27:02.000 A member of the Revolutionary Communist Party.

01:27:05.000 Oh, let's worry more about the Revolutionary Communist Party.

01:27:09.000 And they're so obsessed with domestic terrorism and right-wingers.

01:27:14.000 And they totally ignore a group that's killed 100 million people.

01:27:17.000 Maybe, just maybe communism is a bigger threat than fucking nationalism, hyper-nationalism.

01:27:26.000 Although video recordings indicate that Mr. Biggs started the melee, blah, blah, blah.

01:27:29.000 Yeah, we already got it.

01:27:30.000 We already got it.

01:27:31.000 It was a horrible sin.

01:27:32.000 Mr. Biggs should be crucified.

01:27:36.000 The Trump advisor, Roger Stone, an InfoWars regular, announced to Mr. Biggs, Mr. Terry, the Prow Boys chairman, that he had started.

01:27:43.000 There was another flag burning incident.

01:27:44.000 Mr. Biggs helped the Proud Boys rally in front of the White House to protest a demonstration by Mr. Johnson and fellow party members.

01:27:49.000 Okay?

01:27:51.000 Proud Boys attacked the flag burners.

01:27:54.000 Can you believe that this is how you garner sympathy for your side?

01:27:59.000 Is you put in your article, they've attacked flag burners.

01:28:03.000 We're supposed to be outraged.

01:28:05.000 This is how fucking radically left the New York Times is.

01:28:08.000 You read that and you go, they were attacking flag burners?

01:28:11.000 That's fucked up.

01:28:12.000 Leave them alone.

01:28:15.000 Arrested Mr. Johnson, another communist on assault and other charges.

01:28:18.000 The police then escorted the Prowl Boys to a nearby bar.

01:28:20.000 Several officers were captured on video exchanging fist pumps.

01:28:23.000 Oh my God.

01:28:25.000 This is horrible.

01:28:26.000 That's domestic terrorism.

01:28:28.000 The police, by fist pumping those guys, they were justifying the insurrection.

01:28:34.000 That's the angle we've got here with these absolute fucking retards. 1.00

01:28:40.000 Okay, keep going.

01:28:44.000 Month later, Mr. Biggs helped organize an end domestic terrorism rally in Portland.

01:28:47.000 He posted a series of...

01:28:49.000 Isn't it funny that Biggs is against domestic terrorism and he's listed here as a domestic terrorist?

01:28:55.000 He posted a series of social media posts threatening left-wing counter-protesters, including photos of him wearing a huge spiked baseball bat.

01:29:01.000 Okay, that's bad.

01:29:02.000 You caught him.

01:29:04.000 You caught a man.

01:29:05.000 You caught a man who's almost died for this country twice acting erratic.

01:29:10.000 Great work.

01:29:11.000 FBI agents polled Mr. Biggs and Mr. Tario aside at the Portland airport, but did not ask them to tone down the post or stay away from the rally.

01:29:17.000 The Proud Boys chairman recalled.

01:29:18.000 Instead, he explained the agents warned the two Proud Boys of threats against them from Antifa activists.

01:29:23.000 And what happened at the end domestic terrorism rally?

01:29:26.000 Alan and David?

01:29:28.000 Was there violence from Proud Boys?

01:29:30.000 Did they destroy buildings?

01:29:31.000 Did they burn anything?

01:29:33.000 Did anyone die?

01:29:34.000 Or did they mind their own fucking business?

01:29:36.000 I think that's the one where they crossed the bridge, planted a flag in a park in Portland, and then went home.

01:29:42.000 And then Tifa proceeded to go nuts and burn their city down.

01:29:47.000 Okay, next, at the end of the year, Mr. Trump was trying to overturn his election loss.

01:29:54.000 Biggs and Tario marched ahead of hundreds of Proud Boys.

01:29:56.000 See, you've made them Proud Boys.

01:29:59.000 They were men in your other article.

01:30:00.000 Now they're Proud Boys.

01:30:01.000 Mr. Biggs urged the crowd of Proud Boys to celebrate by drinking.

01:30:05.000 This just keeps getting more and more scandalous.

01:30:08.000 He chanted, I like beer.

01:30:14.000 Mr. Biggs' mood changed after a tumultuous night of street clashes.

01:30:17.000 The two Proud Boys were stabbed, and he grew angry at the police for failing to more actively defend the Proud Boys.

01:30:23.000 This paragraph is in an article about how the police give preferential treatment to the Proud Boys.

01:30:31.000 Included in this article is an incident where Proud Boys were stabbed and the police did nothing.

01:30:39.000 Help me out here.

01:30:41.000 We're the ones that back you.

01:30:43.000 I remember that.

01:30:44.000 The Washington police arrested Mr. Tario on Jan 4th.

01:30:46.000 Remember that?

01:30:47.000 Keep going.

01:30:50.000 Go, no, you went too far.

01:30:52.000 Magazines for an AR-15, but the authorities released him on the condition he stayed of D.C. No other Prowboys were arrested in connection with the incident.

01:31:00.000 What incident?

01:31:01.000 July 4th?

01:31:02.000 Want your house back?

01:31:03.000 Take it.

01:31:04.000 The Prowboys made no effort to hide their anticipation of political violence in the weeks leading up to January 6th.

01:31:08.000 If there was a time for there to be a second world war, it's now, Mr. Biggs wrote in a blog post.

01:31:12.000 Way to go, Biggs.

01:31:14.000 Fucking Jesus, man.

01:31:16.000 That guy really knows how to step in shit.

01:31:19.000 Again, they've caught this guy Biggs sinning.

01:31:22.000 And a lot of these sins are sins.

01:31:24.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:31:25.000 That's a dumb thing to say right there.

01:31:28.000 But the scrutiny that white males, Western males, patriotic males, dads get from these fucking assholes is amazing.

01:31:38.000 And the hypocrisy that no one else gets it is also shocking.

01:31:42.000 In December, he helped spread the word on social media that when Prowboys showed up in Washington, they should not do so in their customary black and white, yellow, but incognito.

01:31:49.000 Mr. Dean, meanwhile, used social media to solicit donations for protective gear.

01:31:53.000 Court papers say after Mr. Terry was expelled from Washington.

01:31:56.000 Like, the fake pearl clutching from this Capitol thing is so transparent because I've never seen you outraged about anything else, including when Kavanaugh protesters stormed the Capitol.

01:32:08.000 What was the reaction from Alan and David there?

01:32:11.000 Zilch.

01:32:14.000 Okay, keep going.

01:32:15.000 This is getting really dull.

01:32:17.000 Oh no, someone had a Q-shirt.

01:32:19.000 The 100-strong mob behind Mr. Biggs and Mr. Mardine was almost certainly the single largest organized group that took part in the attack.

01:32:26.000 And you've just made them proud boys, magically.

01:32:28.000 One proud boy, Dominic Pizzola, armed with a riot shield he had stolen from the police, was among the first to shout a window breaking the Capitol, court papers say.

01:32:34.000 Dumb thing to do, Dominic.

01:32:36.000 Told you not to go.

01:32:38.000 And part of the reason I said don't go too is that it would be used as a weapon against all patriots by scumbags like Alan and David.

01:32:48.000 Do you want your house back?

01:32:49.000 Take it.

01:32:49.000 Urge another proud boy.

01:32:50.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:32:51.000 Oh, there's me, William Trestman.

01:32:54.000 Alan laughed at me for saying I was not him.

01:32:57.000 Federal agents have now executed search warrants on proud boys in four states.

01:33:00.000 Yep.

01:33:01.000 Nothing like this ever done for Antifa.

01:33:04.000 Antifa just, it's a revolving door.

01:33:06.000 They go to court, they say, fuck you, Biggs, and they go out of court.

01:33:11.000 No probation even.

01:33:14.000 Keep going.

01:33:16.000 Agents for Mr. Biggs on Inauguration Day, only hours, but yeah, Biggs is fucked.

01:33:21.000 He could be looking at 20 years.

01:33:23.000 Johnny Max, fucked.

01:33:25.000 They're appealing it to the Supreme Court.

01:33:29.000 It doesn't look very good.

01:33:30.000 They're looking at two more years in prison at best.

01:33:33.000 Well, at best, the appeal works and they get out awaiting a new trial.

01:33:37.000 But what if they await a new trial, get found guilty, and get four years?

01:33:42.000 Oh, they'd have time served.

01:33:43.000 Okay.

01:33:44.000 Agents came for Mr. Biggs on inauguration day, arresting him in Florida.

01:33:47.000 Oh, so the FBI does arrest these guys.

01:33:50.000 They don't get away with murder.

01:33:51.000 Yeah, but you should have got Mr. Biggs earlier because he was saying stupid shit on Twitter.

01:33:56.000 Yeah, that's called free speech, dude.

01:33:58.000 You're allowed to do that.

01:33:59.000 When agents came for Mr. Nordine two weeks later, court papers say they raided his home in Seattle suburbs with assault rifles and flash bang grenades.

01:34:07.000 And no other explanation of that.

01:34:09.000 That's just, why didn't he bring those things?

01:34:11.000 Why didn't he bring those things to DC if that's what he intended to do?

01:34:16.000 What a strange little fuck you ending.

01:34:18.000 You see, you'll notice with like ending the article with flash bang grenades with no explanation whatsoever is their own little flash bang grenade because these two activists are pussies. 0.94

01:34:28.000 Look them up.

01:34:30.000 Let's show who we're talking about here, Alan Foyer.

01:34:33.000 This is a fun little piece about how he discovered there was another Alan Foyer a long time ago who was an aristocrat.

01:34:41.000 Huh.

01:34:42.000 Isn't that fun?

01:34:43.000 It started with a series of very strange phone calls.

01:34:46.000 Mr. Foyer, this is the Metropolitan Club calling.

01:34:49.000 It seems that you've left your attaché behind.

01:34:52.000 Mr. Foyer, your tuxedo ready to pick up.

01:34:54.000 Alan smashed him.

01:34:57.000 I'm not a Joey Ditch Manhattan night.

01:34:59.000 On a total whim one day, I keep going further.

01:35:12.000 And someone answered the phone, Alan Foyer.

01:35:16.000 And I said, hey, it's Alan Foyer.

01:35:19.000 And he said, oh, good man.

01:35:21.000 I've been waiting for this call.

01:35:24.000 He was of Austrian descent and had kind of come from an old blue-blooded family that over a period of time had fallen on hard times.

01:35:35.000 What a scoop.

01:35:37.000 Great documentary.

01:35:39.000 Alan was very involved in the society ball circuit.

01:35:44.000 He probably raised.

01:35:45.000 God!

01:35:46.000 Keep going.

01:35:47.000 There's two faces.

01:35:50.000 Let's hear his angle in this amazing story.

01:35:52.000 Impeccably.

01:35:58.000 That's a drop.

01:36:00.000 Meet you at the door of these balls.

01:36:03.000 And he dressed.

01:36:06.000 Not just impeccably, but he dressed in this old world fashion.

01:36:15.000 This picture of Alan I was taken by Bill Karney.

01:36:18.000 That's the media today, folks.

01:36:20.000 That's who is defining much of the American psyche.

01:36:23.000 Usually, unfortunately, women. 1.00

01:36:25.000 Karens get their news from the New York Times.

01:36:27.000 They get their news from Alan, who is so effeminate, has so little testosterone.

01:36:32.000 He's basically a Karen himself.

01:36:34.000 And these activist journalists plant flashbang grenades in the media to fuck with people who aren't ashamed of themselves.

01:36:42.000 That's the real sin of this club, is that they eschew shame.

01:36:46.000 And shame and guilt is what powers the New York Times engine.

01:36:50.000 It's what powers this machine.

01:36:52.000 Without shame and guilt, his entire career doesn't exist.

01:36:56.000 So the proud boys must be exterminated.

01:36:59.000 I had to focus on that article.

01:37:00.000 I had to do a green screen of it because it is a perfect example of how disgusting and corrupt our media has become.

01:37:16.000 That noga is cool. 0.94

01:37:17.000 They both sound sexy.

01:37:19.000 The guy and the chick. 0.84

01:37:20.000 Why don't you fuck them both? 1.00

01:37:22.000 Well, I don't want to fuck them.

01:37:23.000 I want to enjoy their sounds.

01:37:32.000 Israel, and I hope no one takes this the wrong way in Canada, can be a little corny sometimes, like Canada can.

01:37:39.000 It's 10% of the American population.

01:37:41.000 It's not going to be the hippest.

01:37:44.000 But like Halloween in Israel, I was there, or maybe that was Purim.

01:37:48.000 But they were like dressed up as cowboys and stuff and a ghost.

01:37:52.000 Eastern Europeans are corny too. 1.00

01:37:53.000 A lot of people but Americans are corny. 1.00

01:37:55.000 Yeah.

01:37:56.000 Yeah.

01:37:56.000 Israel, I don't know if it was Purim or actual Halloween, but you got to ramp it up there.

01:38:01.000 You know what I was once for Halloween?

01:38:04.000 A girl dressed as a guy for Halloween.

01:38:06.000 That's great.

01:38:07.000 I had fake stubble, a cigar.

01:38:09.000 I had on women's black slacks with, what do you call those slip-on shoes, flats?

01:38:15.000 Yeah.

01:38:15.000 And then a woman's blazer with a tie.

01:38:18.000 And I had, yeah, and I had long hair that I had put up like a wig, but I put it up into my fedora.

01:38:26.000 So you're basically dressed as Bonnie McFarlane, dressed like a man.

01:38:29.000 Yes.

01:38:30.000 And then I was in character all night too, going, hey, guys, I like to look at tits. 1.00

01:38:35.000 Can we get some tits over here, please? 1.00

01:38:38.000 They're delicious.

01:38:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:38:40.000 I love football.

01:38:41.000 Let's watch the football game, fucking fags. 1.00

01:38:45.000 Dude, I found, you know, I found a sprinkles.

01:38:50.000 And she does exactly what you're saying.

01:38:52.000 She found someone with the sprinkles? 0.83

01:38:53.000 Yeah, she's got nothing to lose.

01:38:55.000 You didn't find a sprinkles.

01:38:56.000 You found someone with the magic comedy sprinkles.

01:38:59.000 Yes.

01:39:04.000 What does your ass look like? 1.00

01:39:07.000 How old are you?

01:39:09.000 No one below 14. 0.68

01:39:13.000 What's your favorite position?

01:39:15.000 Hopefully one where I don't see your face.

01:39:18.000 This is Jessica Kearson.

01:39:20.000 She doesn't normally do that. 1.00

01:39:21.000 And then she does that with Jay Gomez, Louis Jay Gomez.

01:39:25.000 And, you know, do you remember her?

01:39:27.000 Jessica Kearson?

01:39:29.000 This one's really funny.

01:39:30.000 Then she does this with Rachel Feinstein.

01:39:35.000 Sure.

01:39:36.000 I remember.

01:39:36.000 I went and I sat on my father's lap.

01:39:39.000 And I said, Father, Howie, I have a dream.

01:39:42.000 And he was very annoyed.

01:39:45.000 I remember he always had this pocket watch and he would kind of smack my face in it when I had a question about something.

01:39:51.000 And he sort of swamped the pocket watch at me.

01:39:53.000 He says, what the hell is it now?

01:39:55.000 And I said, still not laughing, Ryan.

01:39:58.000 You got to kind of get into it.

01:40:00.000 It shouldn't have to.

01:40:00.000 Sprinkles aren't about getting into it.

01:40:02.000 It's someone who just radiates comedy.

01:40:04.000 The thing is, it's like an hour-long long-form thing.

01:40:07.000 Okay, well, I still haven't.

01:40:08.000 We can show you Kyle Dungan, and in two seconds, you're dying.

01:40:11.000 Yeah, that's the quick punch laugh.

01:40:12.000 Then you have the long-form thing.

01:40:14.000 But they kind of do a chip or something.

01:40:15.000 I don't like those people doing old Jewish people like John Mulaney and what's his name when they're those two tuna. 1.00

01:40:23.000 I've known guys like that.

01:40:24.000 They're just like my neighbors.

01:40:26.000 It's not adventurous.

01:40:27.000 But I took a picture of my car radio this weekend because I also found someone with sprinkles.

01:40:36.000 Here she is.

01:40:37.000 Miss Pat.

01:40:39.000 Just Miss.

01:40:40.000 You know her?

01:40:41.000 Yeah.

01:40:42.000 MS Dot.

01:40:43.000 I have to say these kind of things to Ryan.

01:40:46.000 P-A-T. 1.00

01:40:46.000 I know about Miss Pat for a coons age. 1.00

01:40:49.000 No.

01:40:51.000 Definitely not a pun intended.

01:40:52.000 That would be terrible.

01:40:54.000 How the hell y'all do it?

01:40:57.000 I start by saying, ladies, I've been trying to lose weight, but I'm in that first stage.

01:41:02.000 You know, when we just thinking about it, I got to lose weight because I'm tired of shopping at plus-size stores like Lane Bryant.

01:41:11.000 Who in the fuck told Lane Bryant that fat girls like walllike prints on their clothes? 1.00

01:41:18.000 Zebra, tiger, alligator, Gargzilla.

01:41:22.000 Gargzilla?

01:41:24.000 I'm walking through the mall with my polar bell shirt off and my leopard pants.

01:41:32.000 Do you know security out in there and try and tranquilize me?

01:41:36.000 See?

01:41:37.000 Okay, that wasn't the funniest thing in the world.

01:41:39.000 Maybe I'm making the same mistake you did, but you got an adventure.

01:41:41.000 I was listening to her in the car and I was like, this is a different level.

01:41:45.000 This is higher quality.

01:41:46.000 She talks about being a drug dealer in the hood when she was young and how she was arrested for something involving her merchandise, her inventory.

01:41:56.000 Oh, God, those guys.

01:41:58.000 This is another Chip Chipperson.

01:42:00.000 I don't get it.

01:42:00.000 The Too Much Tuna, guys.

01:42:03.000 Yeah.

01:42:04.000 You're like, old Jews are always kvetching and stuff. 1.00

01:42:06.000 Yeah, I know.

01:42:07.000 I'll go hang out with my friend's dad.

01:42:09.000 This is not...

01:42:11.000 I don't know.

01:42:13.000 Like, my parents are way more interesting than those two guys.

01:42:16.000 And all the old guys at my dad's pub in Florida.

01:42:19.000 Way more interesting, way more color.

01:42:22.000 Maybe it's come, I'm from Jewish cities like Montreal and New York, where I just see that every day. 1.00

01:42:28.000 Maybe it's big.

01:42:29.000 Like I know, if you're like a plumber and you got a big New York accent, if you go to San Francisco or LA, people are like, ooh, we have someone from the Bronx here.

01:42:39.000 Like I know a guy who has a little elephant trunk arm he was born with, and he went to school in San Francisco, but because he's got that Queen's accent, they were like, ooh, he's a tough guy.

01:42:51.000 And he got a super hot wife, even with the funny arm. 1.00

01:42:56.000 And you know what happens to New Yorkers when they go to LA?

01:42:59.000 People start going, so you know what you kind of know wise guys?

01:43:02.000 And they go, yeah.

01:43:04.000 Yeah, I know.

01:43:05.000 Look, I don't like to talk about it, but some of my cousins are associated with some undesirables, we'll say.

01:43:14.000 And the next thing you know, they're thugs.

01:43:16.000 Like fucking this guy who says to me, he hears me making fun of Ralphie Mae, and he's like, hey, I heard you was making fun of Ralphie Mae.

01:43:25.000 You might want to keep that to yourself, or we're going to have a problem.

01:43:28.000 What are you going to do?

01:43:29.000 Fly up to New York and whack me?

01:43:32.000 Tony Soprano doesn't send tweets to his next subject.

01:43:34.000 I'm going to throw a blue star or deaf in your whiskey, cocksucker. 1.00

01:43:38.000 Ha ha.

01:43:39.000 He'll say that.

01:43:40.000 And then you'll be tripping bowels, dog.

01:43:43.000 When you're in my plane of mine.

01:43:44.000 Sometimes New Yorkers move to LA and become more New York.

01:43:47.000 Oh, fuck.

01:43:49.000 Let me tell you something over here.

01:43:52.000 I was, fuck, I've been living in, what's it called?

01:43:56.000 Manhattan Beach.

01:43:59.000 I moved there because it said Manhattan.

01:44:00.000 I thought I got less homesick.

01:44:05.000 All right, let's jump to the Mail Brian.

01:44:12.000 Shut up, you don't have a dead. 0.91

01:44:16.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:44:24.000 True.

01:44:25.000 Hey, G-Dog.

01:44:27.000 I was wondering what your thoughts are on Billy's album, Billy Idol's album, Cyberpunk.

01:44:31.000 I never really checked it out.

01:44:32.000 Let's put it on.

01:44:32.000 It probably sucks shit.

01:44:33.000 He got into crack in a big way towards the end of his career.

01:44:37.000 That may have led to his motorcycle accident that almost killed him.

01:44:41.000 But his hair looks so fucking gay during that time. 0.97

01:44:45.000 Look at his hair.

01:44:48.000 So is that the top hit from Cyberpunk?

01:44:50.000 Shock to the system.

01:44:51.000 I'm a cyberpunk.

01:44:54.000 Uh-oh.

01:44:55.000 Is he in the Matrix?

01:44:58.000 Is he going to come out of my fucking computer now?

01:45:05.000 This is the mood board for Blade 3?

01:45:24.000 I'm such a huge Billy Idol fan, mostly Generation X. I've never heard this album before.

01:45:29.000 I started pieced out after that whiplash smile.

01:45:37.000 I don't know.

01:45:37.000 Seems lame.

01:45:38.000 I like the aesthetic.

01:45:40.000 Hey guys, just a heads up that only Ryan should read this email.

01:45:44.000 So this is, I'm just going to plug my ears, okay?

01:45:47.000 Okay.

01:45:48.000 Ryan, I'm showing this onto you because Gam would just call it gay and shitty.

01:45:52.000 In the 80s, members of the Beach Boys and Jenna Dean got together to make this sick Budweiser promo called Be True to Your Bud.

01:45:58.000 Both these bands are near and dear to my heart, and I simply cannot have your contrarian Gen X boss shitting all over it.

01:46:03.000 I know that you, like me, will appreciate the vibrancy and optimism of this little tune dedicated to the beer we all enjoy, a tune that harkens back to an era of hope.

01:46:25.000 This is gay and shitty. 1.00

01:46:26.000 What is this?

01:46:27.000 Oh, nothing.

01:46:29.000 Well, jump into the chorus. 0.99

01:46:30.000 Maybe it might get better.

01:46:47.000 That definitely captures a mood and an error.

01:46:50.000 Good evening, shit for Bags and his faggot. 1.00

01:46:53.000 Was Alex Jones right when he talked about interdimensional aliens?

01:46:56.000 I doubt you guys have heard of the declassified CIA document, The Gateway Process.

01:47:00.000 It goes on to explain in painful detail about out-of-body experiences, the science behind it, and how to get there.

01:47:07.000 The document ends with the writer's conclusion to his commander about the plausibility of its essential objectives.

01:47:13.000 Remote viewing, time-space travel, meeting with interdimensional beings.

01:47:18.000 The summarized final bullet points are pretty interesting to read.

01:47:21.000 Scroll to page 26, point 38, conclusion, and read the steps to achieve this.

01:47:27.000 And for Gavin, how are we so sure God and aliens are mutually exclusive?

01:47:31.000 Well, I believe that we have to be number one.

01:47:34.000 And if we are just one of many and there's superior beings out there, I'm not impressed.

01:47:41.000 It's not Christianity. 1.00

01:47:43.000 God didn't make us in his own image.

01:47:48.000 And now we're second best.

01:47:49.000 That makes us animals.

01:47:52.000 This is fucking weird, dude.

01:47:55.000 Where is page 26?

01:47:56.000 Are you there yet?

01:47:59.000 It's 24, 25, 26.

01:48:04.000 Belief system considerations.

01:48:06.000 Very difficult considerations.

01:48:08.000 Yes.

01:48:09.000 There is sound rational basis in terms of physical science parameters for considering gateway to be plausible in terms of its essential objectives.

01:48:17.000 What the fuck?

01:48:19.000 You guys come up with the darndest stuff.

01:48:21.000 Intuitional insights of not only personal, but of practical and professional nature would seem to be within the bounds of reasonable expectations.

01:48:29.000 However, a phased approach for entering the gateway experience is an accelerated mode.

01:48:33.000 In an accelerated mode, would seem to be required if the time needed, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:48:39.000 Okay, so this is how you travel through time and space.

01:48:42.000 You use the gateway hemi-sync tapes to achieve enhanced brain focus and to induce hemisphere synchronization.

01:48:49.000 Then you add strong REM sleep frequencies to induce left brain quiescence and deep physical relaxation.

01:48:59.000 Then you provide hypnotic suggestion designed to enable an individual to induce deep auto-hypnotic state at will.

01:49:04.000 So this is just like how to hypnotize yourself and go on a trip.

01:49:10.000 Remote viewing.

01:49:12.000 Should we go back and kill Hitler?

01:49:14.000 I don't know if you could do that.

01:49:15.000 Then repeat steps A and B. I want to go back and see the Sex Pistols first show at the 100 Club.

01:49:20.000 Repeat step F to achieve facility and gaining out about his state under conscious control.

01:49:24.000 Alter hypnotic.

01:49:25.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:49:25.000 Why am I reading this fucking gobbledygook?

01:49:29.000 Probably on Rogan or something, but somebody was like pointing out how remote viewers helped solve crimes and stuff.

01:49:36.000 Yeah, sure they do.

01:49:37.000 I don't know.

01:49:38.000 I don't know.

01:49:39.000 You never know.

01:49:40.000 You never know.

01:49:41.000 I mean, to know anything is to be kind of ignorant unless you have all the info.

01:49:45.000 Right.

01:49:45.000 You never do.

01:49:46.000 I'm not saying dinosaurs don't exist.

01:49:47.000 I just don't know.

01:49:48.000 Yeah.

01:49:49.000 Are you still on that kick?

01:49:51.000 I haven't, believe it or not, not super interested in it because there's just as much information to prove and disprove it.

01:49:58.000 Oh, really?

01:49:59.000 It's just a lot of information.

01:50:00.000 I think it's kind of...

01:50:01.000 Same amount of information that says dinosaurs exist and paleontology.

01:50:04.000 So all of paleontology is the same as four YouTube videos made by morons in their bedroom like you.

01:50:12.000 Gotta know.

01:50:13.000 There's a lot of videos saying that there's no fraud.

01:50:16.000 Gotta believe that.

01:50:17.000 Oh, what are you gonna believe some YouTube videos or the things that we pull up on the show?

01:50:23.000 Oh, election fraud?

01:50:24.000 Election fraud, yeah.

01:50:25.000 Yeah.

01:50:26.000 Election fraud.

01:50:27.000 Okay, whatever.

01:50:28.000 G'day, Gavin.

01:50:29.000 I'm Rice Guy.

01:50:30.000 I recently joined an Orthodox church.

01:50:31.000 It's pretty sweet.

01:50:31.000 In the words of Weezer, it's Byzantine.

01:50:33.000 I wanted to write this letter because you kept saying Pontius Pilate was the person who stabbed Jesus.

01:50:37.000 Yes, I fucked that up.

01:50:38.000 Thank you.

01:50:40.000 Pilate was very upset by Jesus' crucifixion, washed his hands of the whole ordeal.

01:50:44.000 A random centurion stabbed Jesus to make sure he was dead.

01:50:46.000 Oh, I thought Pontius Pilate commanded the stabbing.

01:50:52.000 A random centurion stabbed Jesus to make sure he was dead as the local Jews didn't want corpses hanging all over town during their Passover holiday.

01:50:58.000 I think you should look into orthodoxy.

01:51:00.000 It doesn't leave history out of theology.

01:51:01.000 You'll end up learning lots of valuable ancient Roman history and such.

01:51:04.000 For example, the Roman politicians called Gracchi, Gracchi, have some really weird meme-magic similarities with Trump.

01:51:11.000 The elder accused Roman deep state of rigging elections and organized a mob to storm the Senate building in Rome.

01:51:17.000 This led to him being labeled a terrorist.

01:51:20.000 Been there, dude.

01:51:23.000 And killed by the Senate.

01:51:24.000 Hope I don't go there, dude.

01:51:26.000 Hello, you've got a beast.

01:51:27.000 Spooky.

01:51:29.000 Thank you for serving my eyes.

01:51:30.000 Spook him.

01:51:38.000 Okay, here's someone talking about Max and John's lawyers.

01:51:42.000 Don't show the picture.

01:51:44.000 Is it at all possible that John and Max lawyers are not hitting the hot points that you mentioned because they too want to drag this out and milk as much money out of their clients as possible since they probably know they aren't going to get funding from donors?

01:51:54.000 I know you might not want to read this email on your show and talk shit on lawyers, but they did throw you under the bus and equated your satire to hateful rhetoric.

01:52:02.000 Let's be honest.

01:52:03.000 The lawyers and appellate judges have poor attention to detail.

01:52:06.000 I don't know.

01:52:08.000 I mean...

01:52:10.000 Isn't it good for a lawyer to win?

01:52:15.000 I don't think, no, I don't think they're maliciously holding their clients in prison in order to get more money out of them.

01:52:22.000 Max's lawyer is not very expensive.

01:52:25.000 This isn't like a $250,000 thing.

01:52:28.000 I think John's lawyers were pretty expensive, but I think we're all talking like under $40,000 in both cases.

01:52:36.000 So, you know, like I regularly have to spend $15K for stupid, frivolous shit.

01:52:41.000 This might be ancient news, but check this out.

01:52:43.000 P.S. Fuck Ryan.

01:52:44.000 If this is ancient news, it's going to be the last letter we read today.

01:52:48.000 We've seen him behind the bar.

01:52:49.000 Thank you.

01:52:51.000 Come on, John.

01:52:52.000 Stop it.

01:52:53.000 Stop it.

01:52:54.000 Go on.

01:52:54.000 Go, go.

01:52:55.000 Let me explain it.

01:52:56.000 Good.

01:52:57.000 No, just go.

01:52:59.000 Get over it, boy.

01:53:00.000 Get over it.

01:53:02.000 He's basically going to drink this pint out of that glass without touching it.

01:53:05.000 Anyway, go on.

01:53:06.000 Can't touch that with your hands.

01:53:07.000 Folks, can't touch it with your hands.

01:53:15.000 Touch the glass, ready?

01:53:16.000 Yeah, he's love to touch that gum with his hands.

01:53:22.000 I haven't seen this, by the way.

01:53:23.000 It's not ancient secret.

01:53:24.000 It's not ancient secret.

01:53:28.000 This guy probably gets great ball jobs.

01:53:32.000 Painful but great.

01:53:35.000 Are we getting the shamrock on the top as well?

01:53:54.000 Can you do it?

01:53:55.000 Can you do it?

01:53:55.000 It's lagging.

01:53:58.000 Can you fix the lagging, please?

01:54:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:54:03.000 This is the kind of bet where you're not disappointed.

01:54:08.000 You know what I mean?

01:54:09.000 When you lose the money, you're like, that was tricked.

01:54:12.000 You earned it.

01:54:15.000 I can do that part.

01:54:17.000 Fuck.

01:54:19.000 Thank you very much.

01:54:20.000 That was fantastic.

01:54:23.000 I'm going to show you a video for the final video.

01:54:27.000 Like, I saw this video where this guy goes, I'm going to pour this on your sock without getting your feet wet.

01:54:33.000 And then he goes, oh, wait, I can't mail this?

01:54:36.000 Is that what it's saying?

01:54:37.000 He goes, I lied.

01:54:38.000 And then he goes, did your feet get wet?

01:54:41.000 And the guy was like, yeah, you poured soil over them.

01:54:43.000 And he goes, no, your foot got wet.

01:54:45.000 And then everyone laughs.

01:54:46.000 And the guy's, that's not, that's stupid.

01:54:49.000 That's syntax.

01:54:51.000 That's gay and boring. 1.00

01:54:54.000 But that wasn't a trick where they got the letters wrong.

01:54:59.000 That was actually cool.

01:55:00.000 All right.

01:55:01.000 Let's go to the final video because I have a very cool final video.

01:55:17.000 Now, you said the lagging was...

01:55:20.000 This is the best of the two options that we've had.

01:55:22.000 And they've always been.

01:55:23.000 It's terrible.

01:55:23.000 I know.

01:55:24.000 Is it going through the internet?

01:55:26.000 I thought you had it hardwired.

01:55:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:55:28.000 That's happening.

01:55:30.000 But I updated this to the newest iOS, so that's not good.

01:55:35.000 Never update.

01:55:35.000 From a computer from the 2014 era.

01:55:39.000 So let's go.

01:55:40.000 I just emailed this to you.

01:55:42.000 I just emailed this to your black ass. 1.00

01:55:44.000 Ah, shit.

01:55:46.000 Now, as an old guy, I look at young people today, and I get very disappointed.

01:55:51.000 I mean, they're barely corny.

01:55:52.000 It's kind of why we started the Proud Boys, is we were dealing with 24-year-old virgins that weren't upset about their virginity, which is a sin. 0.81

01:56:01.000 It may literally be a sin.

01:56:02.000 I'm not sure.

01:56:03.000 But it seems like every time I look at who I've passed the torch of youth to, they're just like, oh, this is hot.

01:56:11.000 And they just drop it on the ground.

01:56:13.000 Almost never do I see young people doing stuff where I go, that's better than when I was your age. 0.91

01:56:20.000 You have taken the torch and run past me to break world records.

01:56:25.000 So here, this is a bachelor's party of my friend.

01:56:28.000 How do you do with the fucking on the drill?

01:56:31.000 Irish buddy of mine.

01:56:32.000 This is his nephew.

01:56:33.000 So his brother's sons.

01:56:34.000 So they're probably in their late 20s at a bachelor party.

01:56:38.000 And they appear to be dressing as women, I think, for part of this.

01:56:43.000 And check out how they do shots.

01:56:46.000 Or at least this one time.

01:56:56.000 Pouring, I think, sambuka, some sort of very flammable alcohol on their hair.

01:57:03.000 Okay?

01:57:04.000 With women's tops on. 1.00

01:57:05.000 Oh, winning his eye.

01:57:18.000 So he bursts into flames, and he does a shot, and then he can't put it up until he passes the flame to the next guy.

01:57:28.000 And then when he's sure the other guy's on fire, he casually does it.

01:57:31.000 Now this guy spilt it all over his face.

01:57:33.000 So his whole face goes on fire.

01:57:35.000 But he still manages to pass it off to the next guy who has his head shaved, by the way.

01:57:40.000 Doesn't matter.

01:57:40.000 And he gets his shot in.

01:57:42.000 And then the other guy panics.

01:57:43.000 This guy panics.

01:57:44.000 He does his shot and then he rubs it out.

01:57:46.000 No, you're supposed to pass it on, dude.

01:57:49.000 So he does manage to pass it on because there's still a bit of a flame.

01:57:51.000 No, he put out the fire.

01:57:53.000 So they're all mad at him.

01:57:54.000 That's the best part.

01:57:55.000 They're like, what the fuck?

01:57:57.000 You put it out too soon.

01:57:59.000 Like, that's considered a problem.

01:58:01.000 Of course, it's the least ginger one out of them.

01:58:03.000 Like, the least Irish appearing. 1.00

01:58:05.000 Yeah.

01:58:06.000 That Italian ruined everything. 1.00

01:58:07.000 Fucking shit.

01:58:08.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:58:22.000 Slick, slack, whatcha grab?

01:58:26.000 Quick, quack, quick, quack.

01:58:30.000 Watching the assiness.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 15, 2021

S03E85 - F THE NYT

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