Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E86 - AMERICA DOESN'T SUCK

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 Country Free and the boys, we like keeping it real.

00:00:27.000 Cracking us cold brood, kicking up our heels.

00:00:30.000 A little foreshadowing there with Mike Gravelle.

00:00:32.000 Yeah.

00:00:34.000 Subliminal.

00:00:38.000 I'm getting ripped.

00:00:40.000 That used to feel like the heaviest thing in the world.

00:00:42.000 That feels like a transistor radio now.

00:00:44.000 And I saw some old clip where I was talking about Trump winning the election on rebel media.

00:00:50.000 And it's this scrawny little wizened man.

00:00:54.000 No wonder I had to redo all my shirts.

00:00:57.000 I've put on some pounds.

00:00:59.000 And I'm not just talking fat, though I am including fat.

00:01:03.000 That was Baines and Dunfrey, All I Need.

00:01:07.000 And it's Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, a very funny sketch about, I mean, dissecting comedy is not funny, but I believe it's a parody on these billionaire country stars who are just like, I'm just like you.

00:01:20.000 I'm a regular Joe.

00:01:22.000 Meanwhile, they live in this insane mansion, so he's saying, all I need is a case of Miller or Bud.

00:01:27.000 And then it gets more and more elaborate until he needs all the finest cheeses and she has to leave the groceries out front. 0.96

00:01:32.000 Fucking hilarious.

00:01:33.000 That show, again, top five funniest shows.

00:01:37.000 I wasn't looking for that song, though.

00:01:39.000 I was looking for this Toby Keith parody Bob Odenkirk did.

00:01:42.000 I just can't fucking find it.

00:01:45.000 It's been erased from society.

00:01:46.000 I remember we looked for it.

00:01:48.000 And it's relevant to today's show because this is all about David Cross, my ex-lover.

00:01:53.000 And I discovered Toby Keith after 9-11.

00:01:59.000 American mom.

00:02:01.000 They all always stand up and I played that for David.

00:02:05.000 We were very, very intimate at the time.

00:02:08.000 And I said, isn't this fucking awesome?

00:02:10.000 And he knew that I was like the right-wing guy and the anti-immigration guy and he was the left-wing guy.

00:02:15.000 And it wasn't really an issue.

00:02:16.000 But I thought that was a good example of where we split.

00:02:21.000 And I didn't like the song ironically.

00:02:23.000 I thought it's a fucking awesome song.

00:02:25.000 We'll put a boot in your ass. 1.00

00:02:28.000 It's the American way.

00:02:30.000 He said some of some beer sausages that Ryan made, so I'm having trouble speaking eloquently.

00:02:37.000 And he thought, he just assumed I was kidding.

00:02:41.000 So he goes, that song is amazing.

00:02:43.000 It's awesome.

00:02:44.000 And then he showed it to Bob, and then they went on and did this parody.

00:02:47.000 And I was like, I don't think that should have been parodied.

00:02:49.000 It's a cool song.

00:02:52.000 You can't find it?

00:02:53.000 That parody?

00:02:54.000 No, we gave up on that.

00:02:55.000 I'm asking the viewers at home.

00:02:57.000 If you guys can dig that up, we'll play it tomorrow.

00:02:59.000 Oh, but you want the real song?

00:03:00.000 You want to find it?

00:03:01.000 But the real song.

00:03:01.000 The real song rules.

00:03:02.000 Yeah, Keith.

00:03:02.000 Rotu Ya courtesy.

00:03:04.000 Oh, the red, white, and blue.

00:03:10.000 I remember David laughing at him going, has dad poked out his eye on a training mission, not even in battle?

00:03:17.000 He lost his eye in a training mission?

00:03:19.000 Yeah, that's how tough the military is.

00:03:21.000 Yeah, I would argue most accidents are in training.

00:03:25.000 You know how many fucking soldiers died coming back from World War II after the war, like in plane crashes and shit?

00:03:32.000 What, you're not going to pull up the actual video?

00:03:36.000 What, you're having a line day.

00:03:49.000 Anyway, it's a great champion.

00:03:52.000 Grow up and live happy in this land of the free.

00:03:56.000 Now this nation that I love is coming under attack.

00:03:59.000 A fucking sucker punch can fly in from somewhere in the back.

00:04:04.000 And as soon as we can see clearly through our big black eye, well, we lit up your ass like the 4th of July.

00:04:11.000 Hey, Uncle Sam.

00:04:13.000 What should me on me?

00:04:16.000 I love this.

00:04:16.000 I get it.

00:04:17.000 I get how the cool guys laugh at it.

00:04:20.000 But I don't know.

00:04:21.000 I'm just so happy to be here as an immigrant that I think it's awesome.

00:04:27.000 And I was particularly sensitive about 9-11, having watched 9-11 from my roof three miles away at 174 Ludlow, stared at it.

00:04:36.000 That's not three miles as the crow flies.

00:04:38.000 I saw the second plane hit the towers.

00:04:41.000 Speaking of this wonderful city that we need to get out of soon, shock and pa, accuser, governor, preoccupied with his big hands.

00:04:49.000 This is beating a dead horse at this point.

00:04:52.000 He's been on the fucking cover for two weeks.

00:04:56.000 We get it.

00:04:56.000 He sucks.

00:04:57.000 Let's move on.

00:04:59.000 Ooh, speaking of sucking. 0.92

00:05:01.000 No, that's not sexual, you pigs.

00:05:04.000 Curtis Silwa's running for mayor.

00:05:08.000 I don't want to jinx his career by endorsing him, but I endorse him.

00:05:13.000 Guardian Angels founder Curtis Silwell rips Mayor de Blasio and Governor Cuomo on Criminal Justice Monday, and he's wearing his Guardian Angels beret.

00:05:21.000 That's fantastic.

00:05:24.000 Anyway, we won't go near that because I'm so toxic that when I endorse people, they die.

00:05:30.000 Yeah, we don't.

00:05:31.000 That's what David Duke does, you know, he endorses his enemies.

00:05:35.000 I'm serious.

00:05:36.000 Oh, shit.

00:05:38.000 So we're going to go over this video David Cross did called America Sucks at Everything.

00:05:41.000 We strongly disagree, but I made that his book for the day.

00:05:45.000 It's a good book.

00:05:46.000 I mentioned in it once.

00:05:47.000 I stayed at Gavin and Emily's, I think.

00:05:49.000 But it's the thing that bothered me about it was there's no thread.

00:05:54.000 So it's just like a diary.

00:05:57.000 It's just like this happened, or here's a fun thing, or here's some inventions I thought of.

00:06:01.000 So, I mean, it's a good bathroom book, but it's kind of the easiest book to write because it's just a hodgepodge of a short list of videos with babies in them that I have not seen on the internet, but most likely exist and I would like to see at some point.

00:06:15.000 And then one of them is a combolation of babies eating the poo of their household pets.

00:06:19.000 So silly comedy.

00:06:22.000 Pretty good writing.

00:06:23.000 Whatever.

00:06:25.000 Good coffee table book.

00:06:30.000 Check out my parlor.

00:06:31.000 I don't think enough of you are on parlor.

00:06:34.000 But you should do that.

00:06:38.000 Also, we should call Alan Foyer.

00:06:40.000 Shouldn't we?

00:06:41.000 Yeah?

00:06:42.000 Couldn't get a hold of him yesterday.

00:06:43.000 Let's try today.

00:06:44.000 He's the guy who wrote that article.

00:06:47.000 Let's try being really enthusiastic.

00:06:53.000 And then he might call back if we miss him.

00:07:00.000 Maybe it's the other four here.

00:07:02.000 Oh, maybe I'm calling the aristocrat.

00:07:13.000 Not looking good, folks.

00:07:15.000 I've got so much to ask him.

00:07:20.000 It's looking bad, guys.

00:07:28.000 You've reached 1, 9, 1, 4.

00:07:33.000 I had probably the most fun I've ever had yesterday after work.

00:07:39.000 I went to my local, which I can't tell you where it is because people are trying to kill me.

00:07:44.000 And there's a guy there named Joe.

00:07:46.000 He bartends now sometimes.

00:07:48.000 We used to make fun of him and call him an idiot.

00:07:50.000 He has stolen valor.

00:07:52.000 He says he was a Marine and complains about all his illnesses.

00:07:56.000 And we go, why don't you just go to the VA like all vets, except me?

00:08:00.000 And he said, I never thought of that.

00:08:02.000 What?

00:08:03.000 And then he says his grandson is on a ventilator from COVID many times.

00:08:10.000 And he joined this motorcycle club called the Third Watch or Fourth Watch.

00:08:15.000 And they go, oh, where is he?

00:08:17.000 In Arizona?

00:08:18.000 Yeah, I might know the top surgeon there.

00:08:20.000 He's my brother-in-law.

00:08:21.000 I'll set you up.

00:08:22.000 I'll make sure he's okay.

00:08:23.000 What ward is he in?

00:08:26.000 I lied.

00:08:27.000 He said it?

00:08:28.000 Yeah.

00:08:29.000 Wow.

00:08:30.000 Like halfwits.

00:08:31.000 I lied.

00:08:32.000 Thought it would sound good on TV.

00:08:34.000 One time, he didn't fuck this girl. 0.98

00:08:37.000 Now he's 58 and he's not a pervert.

00:08:40.000 I'll hand that to him.

00:08:41.000 So his dates can be as high as 62.

00:08:44.000 But they don't usually go down below 45.

00:08:47.000 And those women have been around the block. 1.00

00:08:48.000 Their kids are left.

00:08:49.000 The kids are done with college.

00:08:51.000 They want to get fucked.

00:08:52.000 You don't have to court them.

00:08:54.000 Their lives don't matter. 0.97

00:08:55.000 They can't even get pregnant. 1.00

00:08:56.000 Just bang them.

00:08:57.000 I don't think they even have STDs.

00:08:59.000 Can they even get STDs?

00:09:01.000 So I go, did you fuck her? 1.00

00:09:03.000 This is a previous girl.

00:09:04.000 And he goes, no, I'm, he's got a stiff neck.

00:09:07.000 I was living in, oh, are you serious?

00:09:09.000 Oh, you can't make this stuff up.

00:09:10.000 No, I was living in the, I was, I'm in a room at this lady's house, and she doesn't let me have guests over because she doesn't want it. 1.00

00:09:16.000 I go, well, then get out of that room or fuck her at her house or bang her in the bathroom. 1.00

00:09:21.000 I'll even make a distraction.

00:09:23.000 I'll go, excuse me, everyone.

00:09:24.000 I have an announcement to make.

00:09:26.000 I'm gay.

00:09:27.000 And while the eyeballs are on me, you scurry off to the bathroom. 1.00

00:09:31.000 Right?

00:09:32.000 In the sense that...

00:09:33.000 So that first girl dumped him.

00:09:37.000 And I go, I told you this before.

00:09:40.000 I go, it must hurt to be dumped by someone who's clearly so perceptive.

00:09:45.000 And I'm very happy with myself.

00:09:46.000 I'm going pee and giggling at my own joke because I think I've used it many times since.

00:09:50.000 Every time someone gets dumped, that's what I say.

00:09:52.000 In fact, I know this cop who just got dumped, and I said that, and he goes, yeah, she can go fuck herself. 1.00

00:09:58.000 And then he goes, good luck having to pay for parking for the rest of your life.

00:10:02.000 Feed the meter, bitch. 1.00

00:10:04.000 I'm like, that's your only, that's the only good thing about being with you?

00:10:09.000 A quarter at a time, baby.

00:10:10.000 Quarter.

00:10:11.000 So what is parking in the Bronx is like two bucks.

00:10:15.000 So you say goodbye to me.

00:10:16.000 You better have two bucks.

00:10:19.000 All right.

00:10:20.000 I'll pay two bucks not to be with you.

00:10:21.000 But anyway, I come back from the bathroom and bartender Joe goes, he goes, hey, did I tell you?

00:10:28.000 My daughter tried to kill herself. 0.81

00:10:30.000 What?

00:10:31.000 Yeah.

00:10:31.000 On Xanax, they found her.

00:10:33.000 She cut herself.

00:10:34.000 She's in the bathtub.

00:10:36.000 I go, what hospital is she at?

00:10:37.000 He named some hospital.

00:10:38.000 He's obviously been quizzed before.

00:10:40.000 I go, you're fucking lying.

00:10:41.000 Don't fucking lie to me.

00:10:42.000 It's one thing to lie about I was in the Rolling Stones.

00:10:47.000 That doesn't bother me.

00:10:48.000 That's just silly.

00:10:49.000 It actually doesn't bother me.

00:10:50.000 All lies bother me because they waste my time.

00:10:52.000 I know people that were in big famous bands.

00:10:55.000 I want to hear about it.

00:10:56.000 Oh, do you know this guy?

00:10:58.000 So even that's annoying.

00:10:59.000 But when you have kids and someone lies and says their kid OD'd, fuck you.

00:11:05.000 Like that's my worst nightmare with my own children.

00:11:07.000 So you're garnering sympathy by bringing up a dad's worst nightmare.

00:11:11.000 So I fucking bawled him out.

00:11:12.000 I was pissed off.

00:11:12.000 We didn't speak for a while.

00:11:14.000 Anyway, I realized sort of later that I'm going to stop teasing him because I think he has a head injury.

00:11:21.000 He used to be an EMT or maybe he just drove the ambulance.

00:11:23.000 You have to divide everything he says by 10.

00:11:25.000 So if he was an EMT, he did a tenth of what EMTs do.

00:11:29.000 You saw an EMT once.

00:11:30.000 He sat in the pad.

00:11:31.000 Maybe he was in the ambulance.

00:11:34.000 So maybe he just got a head injury and now I'm making fun of a retard, which is punching down. 1.00

00:11:40.000 So yesterday, I'm with this British guy, James.

00:11:45.000 And he always says, man, oi, man, check this out, man.

00:11:48.000 He's like something at a whiff now and I call it the Cumberwole Carrot.

00:11:52.000 I got a doll which shits itself.

00:11:55.000 And he goes, oy, man, something's going on in the bathroom, man.

00:11:59.000 And I go, what do you mean going on in the bathroom?

00:12:01.000 Someone's doing Coke or fucking?

00:12:02.000 And he goes, no, man, there's fucking shit on the bathroom.

00:12:06.000 I think it's Joe.

00:12:07.000 And I go, Joe's shit on the floor?

00:12:09.000 He goes, yeah.

00:12:10.000 I think he's got Crohn's disease, man.

00:12:12.000 And he wipes his ass.

00:12:14.000 No, he stuffs tissue paper up his ass.

00:12:16.000 And then he shits in it and then he throws it away.

00:12:19.000 But it didn't go in the toilet.

00:12:20.000 It went on the floor.

00:12:22.000 And I'm looking around the bar.

00:12:24.000 And there's John, who owns a bar.

00:12:27.000 That's not someone who shits on the floor.

00:12:30.000 There's Lenny, who's a chiropractor.

00:12:32.000 This is a professional.

00:12:33.000 I don't believe in chiropractic, but that's still a...

00:12:36.000 It's not easy to do that.

00:12:38.000 I'm sure you need some sort of license, right?

00:12:40.000 Yeah.

00:12:40.000 Almost a doctor.

00:12:42.000 That's not him.

00:12:43.000 There's me.

00:12:44.000 I've had wet farts.

00:12:45.000 I've pooed my pants occasionally, I think.

00:12:48.000 As what's his name says, Brett, what's that fucking George Brett, the baseball player, he goes, I'm good for those about once a year.

00:12:55.000 When that happens, I take my underwear off.

00:12:56.000 I clean my buttocks.

00:12:57.000 I put them in tissue paper in the garbage.

00:13:00.000 Then I clean my butt cheeks.

00:13:01.000 I make sure everything's clean.

00:13:02.000 You wouldn't know that I had just shit my pants if you came into the bathroom after me. 0.97

00:13:06.000 I clean up.

00:13:07.000 You don't leave the poo-poo all over the place. 1.00

00:13:08.000 You know who else does that?

00:13:09.000 Oh, you know, everyone.

00:13:12.000 What are you doing with your fucking faggot hair, you annoying ponce? 1.00

00:13:16.000 Getting it ready for the end of the story.

00:13:18.000 Let's see.

00:13:19.000 Okay.

00:13:20.000 Before, it wasn't ready to hear a story.

00:13:22.000 Now this is story hair.

00:13:25.000 Story hair.

00:13:25.000 That's your new nickname.

00:13:27.000 I don't like that at all.

00:13:28.000 Oh, by the way, I don't know if I made this clear enough.

00:13:30.000 Please find me the Bob and David song that's lampooning Toby Keith's red, white, and blue.

00:13:34.000 It's called like, I love the USA.

00:13:35.000 I kick it in the ass.

00:13:36.000 Something like that.

00:13:37.000 It's almost impossible to find.

00:13:38.000 I have no idea why.

00:13:42.000 So, and it wasn't James.

00:13:44.000 He's like a rich guy.

00:13:47.000 And who else?

00:13:48.000 And then there was Bill, the war vet.

00:13:51.000 He served in Grenada.

00:13:53.000 It didn't poo his pants.

00:13:55.000 So I go, Joe, you shit the bathroom. 0.99

00:13:59.000 And he goes, oh, what?

00:14:00.000 Are you kidding me?

00:14:00.000 What?

00:14:01.000 So then he immediately goes into the bathroom, cleans it up, puts it in the waste paper basket, which is like, that doesn't really help.

00:14:07.000 I want it flushed and gone.

00:14:09.000 And then James, he goes, that wasn't me.

00:14:11.000 That wasn't me.

00:14:12.000 Hey, hey, what are you crazy?

00:14:13.000 What?

00:14:14.000 And James goes, why'd you go to the women's bathroom then, Joe?

00:14:17.000 No one goes to the women's bathroom. 0.99

00:14:19.000 In fact, every time they do, we call them a fag. 1.00

00:14:20.000 It's part of a gay joke. 1.00

00:14:22.000 No one goes in there.

00:14:23.000 What was your aversion to the men's loo, man?

00:14:27.000 He's like, what?

00:14:28.000 I didn't do it.

00:14:29.000 And I just told you the process of elimination.

00:14:32.000 I go, Joe, we just caught you.

00:14:34.000 We know it's you.

00:14:36.000 And he goes, no, no, no, no.

00:14:38.000 I go, all right, how about this?

00:14:40.000 I'll pay you $100 to stand up on a chair and show us your asshole. 1.00

00:14:45.000 And if there's no shit on it, you get $100.

00:14:49.000 I go, do you have Crohn's disease?

00:14:51.000 Yeah, but I take Umavera for that. 0.56

00:14:53.000 Whatever the commercial is.

00:14:55.000 And so, you know, we're looking around the bar.

00:14:57.000 There's not one derelict.

00:14:59.000 There's not one bum. 1.00

00:15:00.000 There's not one guy like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:02.000 And I show Bill, who has the weakest stomach.

00:15:06.000 These are my favorite kind of guys.

00:15:08.000 People who bar feasy.

00:15:10.000 Like I used to work with this dude, Sebastian, and I could make him puke just by talking.

00:15:15.000 Same with Jesse Pearson over at Invice Days.

00:15:18.000 I'd say, oh, did you hear what happened the other day?

00:15:21.000 It was really hot out.

00:15:22.000 No.

00:15:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:23.000 Your dad and my dad were naked, and they rubbed butter all over their asses.

00:15:27.000 Like they had this big handful of butter.

00:15:29.000 And then they got on all fours and they pushed their asses together with the butter and it attracted all these flies. 0.84

00:15:35.000 There was flies everywhere landing on the butter, going in their butt cracks, and they just kept pushing the hot butter from their, and he just goes, oh my God, that's fucking disgusting.

00:15:45.000 Or I remember Jesse was drunk once and I was standing over him just talking about like some mass murderer who cut this old lady's tits off and you could see all the string and the muscle tissue.

00:15:55.000 And she's like, oh, that's so disgusting. 1.00

00:16:00.000 So it's one of my favorite things in the world is making someone barf.

00:16:04.000 And we had the pictures because that's how James told me is he said, check it out, man.

00:16:10.000 What's going on?

00:16:12.000 And these are the pictures.

00:16:14.000 That's the best one, right?

00:16:16.000 There's like you, that's three clumps.

00:16:19.000 Oh, sorry.

00:16:20.000 Warning, warning.

00:16:21.000 Don't watch this if you're eating.

00:16:22.000 Turn away.

00:16:22.000 Skip ahead.

00:16:23.000 Very disgusting stuff coming up.

00:16:25.000 Put it in the toilet one at a time.

00:16:29.000 Why?

00:16:29.000 Like, he thinks it's a good job to put in the wastebasket.

00:16:33.000 I'm not satisfied.

00:16:34.000 No.

00:16:35.000 Here's a weird thing, too.

00:16:36.000 And maybe this is something with Crohn's.

00:16:38.000 It didn't smell bad at all.

00:16:40.000 Weird.

00:16:41.000 Yeah.

00:16:41.000 If I take a shit in the bathroom, I just tell people, I put a little sign up and say, be back in five minutes.

00:16:47.000 Don't come in.

00:16:48.000 But this was fine.

00:16:49.000 I was very surprised.

00:16:50.000 Go to the next one, though.

00:16:52.000 Okay, I apologize.

00:16:54.000 Now this, so anyway, we flash this at Bill, and he just starts going, oh!

00:17:02.000 I don't mean like a little one.

00:17:04.000 Like I'm very surprised he didn't barf.

00:17:06.000 He's draw.

00:17:09.000 His eyes, he had no white in his eyes.

00:17:11.000 This was all dark red, and all the capillaries bursting, tears pouring down his face, and just go, oh, oh, oh, and anytime I wanted it to happen, I would just go like that, boom.

00:17:23.000 Oops, I just showed my kid.

00:17:25.000 I would go like that, boom, and he'd see it and just go, you don't have to delete that.

00:17:31.000 I'd go like this and he'd just go, oh, and it was like having a magic barf gun where I just like, show him, and he's like, no, I'm serious.

00:17:42.000 Don't do that ever again.

00:17:43.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:45.000 I ain't never seen anything like that in my life.

00:17:47.000 How many of you not?

00:17:48.000 Maybe I have a high tolerance for gross, but I wasn't.

00:17:51.000 Maybe you should just blur that out, by the way.

00:17:53.000 Yeah.

00:17:56.000 So go back to the shit.

00:17:58.000 Oh, so just to be clear here, the reason I brought up this story is because when he was barfing, dry heaving, me and James were laughing the hardest I've laughed in two years.

00:18:07.000 Like I hadn't heard my laugh, that kind of a laugh.

00:18:10.000 I was a little disappointed in it, to be quite frank.

00:18:13.000 It was not Denzel Washington.

00:18:15.000 This was not a James Earl Jones laugh.

00:18:16.000 It was a screeching, high-pitched, girly, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:18:21.000 Like, I would have a high laugh.

00:18:23.000 Right?

00:18:24.000 It was not that.

00:18:26.000 You think it was like someone was giving a coyote a colonoscopy.

00:18:30.000 And like a gervais laugh.

00:18:33.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:34.000 Yeah, it was a very gervais laugh.

00:18:35.000 And fuck, man.

00:18:38.000 It's the best time I've, oh, it gets better.

00:18:40.000 But anyway, let's zoom in on that.

00:18:42.000 Oh, geez.

00:18:43.000 Okay.

00:18:43.000 Now, you go to the shit.

00:18:45.000 The shit looks weird.

00:18:46.000 Yes.

00:18:47.000 That's not you wiping your ass.

00:18:49.000 That's shit seeping out of your ass.

00:18:51.000 And if you'll noticed above the shit, you can see creases like folded, implying it was folded into a butt cheek. 0.52

00:18:59.000 You know, like if someone had Crohn's.

00:19:02.000 You know.

00:19:03.000 Like a diaper.

00:19:06.000 That's his diaper on the ground.

00:19:07.000 Why he would just dump it there, I cannot fathom.

00:19:12.000 Maybe he was pulling out.

00:19:13.000 He thought someone was coming.

00:19:14.000 But we're all drinking there for a couple hours.

00:19:17.000 There's going to be a lot of pissing.

00:19:19.000 That's the only men's bathroom.

00:19:20.000 So we're going to see that.

00:19:22.000 What was he thinking?

00:19:23.000 I don't understand.

00:19:24.000 He was drinking, correct?

00:19:25.000 He wasn't wasted.

00:19:27.000 What is Crohn's?

00:19:28.000 It is a hole in your stomach lining Or something like that, right?

00:19:31.000 I don't know.

00:19:31.000 It's a shit thing.

00:19:32.000 Your stomach's always in pain.

00:19:34.000 Well, I know in ulcers.

00:19:35.000 Okay, stop showing that, by the way.

00:19:36.000 Oh, please.

00:19:37.000 Yes.

00:19:37.000 He might get drunk real quick.

00:19:39.000 He does get drunk really quick.

00:19:40.000 Yeah.

00:19:41.000 I've seen him fall asleep after like five beers.

00:19:44.000 Yep.

00:19:45.000 And he doesn't drink hard liquor.

00:19:48.000 So then it gets better.

00:19:50.000 Then someone puts on a bunch of classic rock.

00:19:53.000 We change the lyrics to every song about Joe shitting his pants.

00:19:57.000 So we are the champions and we have our beers up and we go, Joe shit the men's room again.

00:20:06.000 And it wasn't very good.

00:20:07.000 He'll keep on shitting till the end.

00:20:10.000 Just so dumb.

00:20:10.000 It wasn't witty at all.

00:20:13.000 Like, and he won't, and he'll shit the room again.

00:20:18.000 Wow.

00:20:21.000 Every song of this shitting in the streets.

00:20:24.000 Strutter is shitter.

00:20:25.000 Shitter.

00:20:28.000 Yeah.

00:20:28.000 Because we eventually, you know, you do process of elimination.

00:20:32.000 And, you know, when we were beating up jail, he kept going, what are you guys picking on me?

00:20:36.000 And your brain wants to trust people.

00:20:38.000 So you go, yeah, what are we doing?

00:20:39.000 And then he'd start fighting us and we'd have to beat him up.

00:20:41.000 And it was the same with his.

00:20:42.000 It wasn't me.

00:20:43.000 It wasn't me.

00:20:44.000 And we're like, fine.

00:20:45.000 If there was three bums in the corner, like, I could disperse the blame. 1.00

00:20:48.000 But you're the one with Crohn's.

00:20:50.000 You lie constantly.

00:20:52.000 And every person next to me is a professional somewhat.

00:20:56.000 They have a life.

00:20:59.000 And people with lives don't shit on the fucking floor.

00:21:04.000 Anyway, it was one of the best times I've ever had.

00:21:09.000 That sounds like good old laughs where they just keep going.

00:21:14.000 And the fact that Bill was not happy and he was like, oh, oh my God, that's most disgusting.

00:21:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:21:22.000 And then we would mention it and he'd start dryheaving again.

00:21:25.000 That's funny.

00:21:27.000 Damn, man.

00:21:29.000 Was he mad?

00:21:30.000 Or was he just like, I don't know what you're guys talking about?

00:21:32.000 Who, Joe?

00:21:33.000 Yeah.

00:21:34.000 The shitter.

00:21:35.000 The guy that said no to $100.

00:21:38.000 Yeah.

00:21:39.000 You know what would have happened, too.

00:21:42.000 I would have, he would have pulled out his pants.

00:21:43.000 He would have seen toilet paper.

00:21:45.000 He needs money badly because he doesn't work.

00:21:48.000 He's always lying about work.

00:21:50.000 So $100.

00:21:51.000 I go, there's the ATM right there.

00:21:53.000 I'll go get you the money.

00:21:55.000 No.

00:21:56.000 He kept going.

00:21:57.000 And then as we were doing the song and stuff, he goes, oh, seriously?

00:22:00.000 Really?

00:22:00.000 Oh, we're going to do this?

00:22:02.000 Another song?

00:22:02.000 Oh, great, great.

00:22:03.000 That's funny.

00:22:04.000 That's what you do if you're guilty.

00:22:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:06.000 Like if someone, even at the gym today, there was a brutal fart that smelled like someone killed a raccoon three years ago.

00:22:14.000 And they go, was that you?

00:22:16.000 I go, I never deny farts.

00:22:18.000 I never deny farts.

00:22:19.000 If that was me, I'd be very proud of it.

00:22:21.000 I'd be going, damn right, motherfucker.

00:22:23.000 You want another one, bitch? 1.00

00:22:24.000 Yeah.

00:22:26.000 I'll skunk up this joint. 1.00

00:22:31.000 So that was fun.

00:22:33.000 Oh, we got a bunch of stuff we didn't cover yesterday.

00:22:36.000 So yeah, I have to promote my parlor.

00:22:38.000 I really want to cancel Indiana Jones because he goes to get artifacts.

00:22:44.000 This is people's history.

00:22:46.000 Why is Dr. Zeus canceled and not Indiana Jones?

00:22:48.000 Maybe it's because Indiana Jones beat up a Nazi once.

00:22:51.000 So they're just kind of, that makes you, that's a force field now you have forever.

00:22:56.000 But he's going to these aboriginal places and then taking some little thing out.

00:23:01.000 Let's cancel him.

00:23:02.000 We could start a whole campaign.

00:23:04.000 Hey, 4chan, you guys are good at starting fake things.

00:23:07.000 Can you start a cancel Indiana Jones thing and make it look real?

00:23:11.000 Like that.

00:23:11.000 He's a fucking thief.

00:23:12.000 Leave that with the Aztecs.

00:23:14.000 That's their thing.

00:23:14.000 Those are brown people, too.

00:23:16.000 He's taking brown people stuff. 0.56

00:23:17.000 And where does he take it?

00:23:18.000 To the Met in New York City.

00:23:20.000 White museums get it. 0.90

00:23:22.000 Yep.

00:23:23.000 Wait, I haven't seen this one.

00:23:24.000 That's the Dr. Octopus guy.

00:23:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:26.000 Oh, is this the golden skull?

00:23:29.000 What's that guy's name?

00:23:30.000 He's got a girl name in his name, right?

00:23:32.000 Like Leslie? 0.94

00:23:33.000 Not that girl.

00:23:37.000 Like Julia or something.

00:23:39.000 If you're showing that there's bloatouts there, I would extend my arm out and then poke on it.

00:23:47.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:23:48.000 We're cleaning up the computer.

00:23:49.000 A lot of small notes.

00:23:50.000 Alfred Molina.

00:23:51.000 I still want to cancel the Knicks, too.

00:23:54.000 They represent the Knickerbockers. 0.99

00:23:56.000 That's another campaign.

00:23:57.000 Can you guys build those campaigns?

00:23:58.000 So there's cancel.

00:24:00.000 Don't say cancel.

00:24:01.000 Say Indiana Jones glorifies colonization.

00:24:05.000 And then the Knickerbockers stole Manhattan from the Indians. 1.00

00:24:11.000 Both of them glorify colonization.

00:24:14.000 And they're an outrage.

00:24:15.000 One of them has a Nazi force field.

00:24:16.000 The other has a black force field.

00:24:19.000 We don't have a bumper for fake news, but there's a lot of kookiness going on with Tucker.

00:24:25.000 We always wondered who was going to take up live rent-free in the media's head.

00:24:32.000 And it turns out it's Tucker Carlson.

00:24:37.000 He's the new Trump.

00:24:38.000 They don't know how to get views anymore without a cartoon villain to piggyback off of so boring.

00:24:43.000 Tucker Carlson has taken Trump's place as a right-wing leader, as an outrage generator, as a fire starter.

00:24:49.000 And it's all, you know what Tucker does?

00:24:51.000 I watched it last night.

00:24:52.000 He just says facts.

00:24:53.000 Hate facts.

00:24:55.000 Women fail the military physical 65% of the time. 0.98

00:24:59.000 Men fail at 9% of the time. 0.65

00:25:00.000 George Floyd ate his fentanyl as he's done in the past.

00:25:06.000 That's an outrage generator?

00:25:08.000 Well, sort of.

00:25:10.000 There is truth to that.

00:25:11.000 I mean, there's a lot of different facts you could say.

00:25:13.000 You could say the iPhone uses child labor.

00:25:15.000 That's not news to anyone.

00:25:16.000 So he doesn't choose that.

00:25:18.000 So is he trying to be provocative?

00:25:19.000 I think he's trying to be interesting.

00:25:22.000 And the interesting facts are their verboten facts.

00:25:25.000 What's 1.6?

00:25:27.000 He backs free speech.

00:25:29.000 Which is verboten.

00:25:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:35.000 He backs free speech like the Babylon Bee, who's the same people attack Babylon B attack him.

00:25:41.000 But the Babylon B's, and I learned this from Tucker, you're not going to see it anywhere else, is under fire.

00:25:46.000 Hey, comedians who hate him.

00:25:47.000 Hey, liberal comedians.

00:25:51.000 You're next.

00:25:52.000 If right-wing humor is on the chopping block, left-wing humor is next. 0.91

00:25:58.000 Of all the good things, Bad things the internet has brought us.

00:26:02.000 One thing we're celebrating is the renaissance in satire and comedy online.

00:26:08.000 No website represents that renaissance better than the Babylon B. Here's some recent headlines they've run: quote: Democrats grasping at straws to impeach Trump now regret banning straws.

00:26:17.000 Clear joke.

00:26:18.000 El Paso man comes down from an insane acid trip where he hallucinated that he ran.

00:26:24.000 Or how about this one?

00:26:26.000 CNN attacks Babylon B. The internet is only big enough for one fake news site.

00:26:31.000 Those headlines are all amusing, but they're also satirical.

00:26:34.000 It's obvious they are.

00:26:35.000 They're not real.

00:26:36.000 But as the left has grown, you know?

00:26:40.000 Yeah.

00:26:43.000 Well, I guess it is bad to say Beto was doing acid.

00:26:59.000 And so the left has set out to crush the Babylon B. The New York Times suggested that when the right pokes fun at the left, it's not satire, it's quote, deceit.

00:27:08.000 A CNN reporter recently accused Babylon Bee of spreading, quote, clickbait and misinformation.

00:27:15.000 In other words, Facebook better censor it and fast.

00:27:18.000 Seth Dylan is the CEO of the Babylon B, and we're happy to have him.

00:27:21.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:27:22.000 I don't know why I included that.

00:27:23.000 It's just fascinating.

00:27:25.000 This looks pretty fun.

00:27:26.000 Hack Madness.

00:27:27.000 Just like March Madness, you vote for the most hack journalist.

00:27:31.000 Liberal hack tournament brackets announced stars from CNN and MSNBC compete for hack royalty.

00:27:36.000 Every time I look at Brian Stettler, the Turgid Tattletale's weird, ugly little sexless, genderless, turgid Tattletale face, I think, does anyone watch him and not hate him?

00:27:51.000 I get watching Rachel Maddow and not hating her.

00:27:55.000 She doesn't make my blood boil.

00:27:56.000 I just think she's wrong about a bunch of stuff and has Trump derangement syndrome.

00:28:01.000 But she doesn't bother me.

00:28:02.000 She doesn't hurt my eyeballs.

00:28:04.000 Brian Stettler hurts your eyeball.

00:28:07.000 Is it Stelter or Stettler?

00:28:08.000 I don't want to learn it, actually.

00:28:10.000 Fuck him.

00:28:10.000 But yeah, go down a bit.

00:28:12.000 Oh, there he is.

00:28:12.000 Look at him.

00:28:13.000 Look at him.

00:28:14.000 And the way he talks.

00:28:15.000 His fucking tie.

00:28:16.000 The tie really bothers me.

00:28:19.000 Why'd you say it like that?

00:28:20.000 The chody tie?

00:28:22.000 The tie really bothers me.

00:28:24.000 Let's hear him talk.

00:28:27.000 Reach.

00:28:27.000 What Stelter is saying there, Laura?

00:28:30.000 Wait, go back.

00:28:30.000 You can have your speech, but your ability is not the same about this.

00:28:35.000 A harm reduction model.

00:28:37.000 Reducing a liar's reach is not the same as censoring freedom of speech.

00:28:41.000 No.

00:28:42.000 Freedom of speech is different than freedom of reach.

00:28:45.000 And algorithmic reach is part of the problem.

00:28:49.000 Freedom of reach?

00:28:50.000 What's still going on?

00:28:50.000 But wait a minute.

00:28:51.000 If you have no reach, then where does your speech go?

00:28:55.000 I mean, am I not being censored?

00:28:56.000 They just took my reach away.

00:28:58.000 I'm still not being censored.

00:28:59.000 Yes, I am.

00:29:01.000 I have a site called censored.tv that has to have layers and layers of encryption on it to avoid getting destroyed.

00:29:07.000 I've got all kinds of problems with payment processes.

00:29:09.000 I've already had to change the name from free speech.tv.

00:29:13.000 So I built my own pirate ship and they fuck it.

00:29:15.000 Look at Parlor.

00:29:16.000 They built their own thing and it got shut down.

00:29:19.000 Ooh, it's...

00:29:21.000 I don't want to disparage gays by saying he has gay face, but there is something very gay about his stupid face. 0.94

00:29:26.000 See, his wife fucks him too. 1.00

00:29:28.000 That was just serious.

00:29:29.000 Oh, he has a wife?

00:29:30.000 Yeah, he's got kids.

00:29:31.000 Oh.

00:29:33.000 He didn't look so bad there.

00:29:36.000 That's even better, but that's much younger.

00:29:38.000 That's back when he was stalking Michelle Monk and begging her for scoops.

00:29:42.000 Where was that from?

00:29:44.000 I don't know.

00:29:48.000 What's this now?

00:29:49.000 I guess we're jumping to Proud Boys?

00:29:53.000 Yeah.

00:29:54.000 Give me a Proud Boy.

00:29:55.000 Let us jump.

00:29:58.000 Proud Boys don't start fights.

00:29:59.000 They finish.

00:30:07.000 How could anyone hear that song and think the group is deadly serious?

00:30:11.000 I don't know.

00:30:14.000 I have a suspension of disbelief.

00:30:16.000 Okay, here's one of the weirdest things I've seen in a long time.

00:30:20.000 I've learned this from anti-fash Gordon, one of these tattletales who gets people fired.

00:30:25.000 That's their contribution to society, is pretending that conservatives are Nazis and then getting them fired from their various jobs, their careers shut down, or their weddings or their funerals, just shutting down their life, sticking the mob on them.

00:30:40.000 It's a strange, very bourgeois thing to do.

00:30:44.000 But Anti-Fash Gordon is upset.

00:30:47.000 And when I say anti-fashion Gordon, I obviously mean Christian exu. 1.00

00:30:50.000 He's upset that the Communist Party of Britain supports the rioters at Capitol Hill because they were working class.

00:31:00.000 Who were the rioters at Capitol Hill?

00:31:01.000 They were the working class.

00:31:03.000 Were they a bunch of fascist stormtroopers or insurgents, as Trotskyists, liberals, and social democrats allege?

00:31:09.000 Read their stories for yourself at thecommunist.org.

00:31:15.000 Now, it's true they were the working class.

00:31:17.000 That's undeniable.

00:31:18.000 There was people at the Capitol, sorry, in D.C. who were rich, but the actual imbeciles who stormed the Capitol happen to all be working class guys. 0.76

00:31:28.000 That's just a fact.

00:31:29.000 So the communists support them.

00:31:32.000 Not a surprise, but about four paragraphs in, they're taking shots at sex workers and trans people, like the reactionary authoritarian nightmare that the party actually is.

00:31:43.000 I got some bad news for you, Christian. 0.99

00:31:45.000 Real, true communists are anti-gay, anti-trans, anti-sex worker.

00:31:52.000 They're building a utopia.

00:31:53.000 There's no room for sex work in a utopia. 0.99

00:31:56.000 So as we've screamed a million times, all these faux artists, these fae artists, these bourgeoisie will be the first to go. 1.00

00:32:03.000 And here is a crazy article.

00:32:07.000 I can't believe I'm promoting this, but Jason Kessler.

00:32:12.000 Wait, what was that?

00:32:14.000 Is that Steve Ogden?

00:32:17.000 Oh, Steve Ogden is suspended.

00:32:19.000 That's good news.

00:32:20.000 That was a big Antifa website.

00:32:25.000 Click on Steve Ogden, though.

00:32:31.000 He was doxing people.

00:32:32.000 He's an Antifa kid who was doxing people.

00:32:34.000 What about this?

00:32:34.000 If you're not following Buffalo.

00:32:37.000 Okay, maybe that's his back.

00:32:39.000 29 followers, I'm scared.

00:32:40.000 We don't know, frankly.

00:32:43.000 So, Jason Kessler, who was the guy who infiltrated Proud Boys and was booted twice, but it keeps getting listed in the New York Times as an example of Proud Boys being in Charlottesville, which is a ridiculous notion.

00:32:59.000 Another reason I called Alan is his story blew up.

00:33:01.000 It was above the fold on the front page of the New York Times.

00:33:04.000 Yahoo!

00:33:04.000 Local newspapers all took it in.

00:33:06.000 So that ridiculous article I spent yesterday's show going through was probably the most read article in America yesterday.

00:33:15.000 And it's amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:33:17.000 Anyway, here are the top anti-fash doxers, and they're all rich kids.

00:33:24.000 Doxing the doxers. 1.00

00:33:25.000 Antifa's war against regular Americans is run by spoiled rich kids.

00:33:29.000 So scroll down.

00:33:32.000 Okay, there we have Antifa at Tucker's house.

00:33:35.000 We don't need that.

00:33:36.000 We've all seen that.

00:33:37.000 Terrible.

00:33:38.000 So there he is, Christian Exu. 0.70

00:33:43.000 And I guess he's outing himself there.

00:33:45.000 I'm announcing a new project I've spent the last few months working on.

00:33:48.000 It's called Deplatform Hate, and the goal is to kick the far right off the internet.

00:33:53.000 Why?

00:33:55.000 So he's a rich kid, son of a professor who just always gets a job at the school his dad's at.

00:34:04.000 He's going to infiltrate and expose proud boys, boogaloo boys, neo-Nazis, and Oathkeeper militias. 0.66

00:34:09.000 Good work.

00:34:11.000 A small group of sleuths.

00:34:13.000 I remember that article.

00:34:14.000 Keep going.

00:34:16.000 So there's his dad, attorney Diane and Professor Calvin.

00:34:21.000 He writes for Salon, his dad.

00:34:24.000 Okay.

00:34:26.000 And then we have Josh Exu.

00:34:29.000 Okay, nice dreads, Josh.

00:34:31.000 And he points out their salaries are all in the hundreds of thousands.

00:34:33.000 There he is, doxing people.

00:34:35.000 Keep going.

00:34:37.000 Do, do, do, to do.

00:34:38.000 Keep going, keep it going.

00:34:41.000 It looks like Jason is.

00:34:42.000 Oh, here's the other guy.

00:34:45.000 Abner Bashir Og Haig.

00:34:48.000 He runs the Left Coast Right Watch website, right?

00:34:53.000 And he is also the bourgeoisie.

00:34:55.000 Purchased a gun to prepare for the war with his rivals.

00:34:58.000 I wonder if Alan Foyer is going to be talking about that violence that the FBI ignores.

00:35:03.000 Is that going to come up?

00:35:04.000 Nope.

00:35:05.000 Doesn't fit the narrative.

00:35:06.000 Keep going.

00:35:08.000 He's the scion too.

00:35:10.000 Like, go up a little bit, sorry.

00:35:12.000 No, down.

00:35:15.000 Yeah, his mother immigrated from Pakistan.

00:35:17.000 She's a global studies professor.

00:35:19.000 And then the dad owns a farm, which is worth $2.6 million.

00:35:24.000 Oh.

00:35:25.000 See, you know who else was like this?

00:35:26.000 Karl Marx, the godfather of socialism.

00:35:30.000 And then we have this ugly bitch, Talia Lavin. 1.00

00:35:33.000 And she was the one who was fired for saying that someone in the military had a white power tattoo, and it was actually the name of his battalion.

00:35:42.000 Go down?

00:35:44.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:35:44.000 Remember that whole thing?

00:35:47.000 The tattoo shown here is the symbol for his platoon.

00:35:50.000 Wait, what are you doing?

00:35:52.000 Symbol for his platoon while he fought in Afghanistan.

00:35:55.000 You silly cow. 1.00

00:35:57.000 Anyway, she was fired, but she eventually got a job with Media Matters because these people are permanently employable.

00:36:03.000 James Levin graduated from Harvard, biochemistry degree.

00:36:06.000 Talia Freely Mitch that she was a legacy kid at Harvard. 0.60

00:36:09.000 Anyway, I just thought that was interesting to look behind the iron curtain and see who is fighting the fashion.

00:36:15.000 I guess we should have...

00:36:16.000 It must hurt them to wear a mask when they have to cover that.

00:36:19.000 They're like, oh, I don't get to show off how hot I am.

00:36:21.000 I have to put a mask on.

00:36:22.000 That sucks.

00:36:23.000 I wonder how the Palestinian feels, the Palestinian Pakistani feels about the Jew on the other side and their contradictory belief system.

00:36:35.000 All right, let's show the Antifa BLM thing there if we're going to get into Antifa.

00:36:46.000 Neither have I. Look at these fucking horrible, weak users.

00:36:54.000 Fuck you, Dad.

00:36:55.000 Fuck you, Dad.

00:36:57.000 What's that from?

00:36:58.000 I don't know.

00:37:00.000 Fuck you, Dad.

00:37:03.000 This was in Montreal, my hometown, one of my many hometowns, man-attacked for calling puberty blockers child abuse.

00:37:10.000 Puberty blockers permanently, medically, biologically change your child.

00:37:17.000 Children cannot consent to...

00:37:22.000 Yes, Ryan?

00:37:23.000 Most things.

00:37:24.000 I can't read that.

00:37:25.000 Oh.

00:37:26.000 Puberty blockers.

00:37:27.000 Stop the child abuse.

00:37:29.000 Seems reasonable.

00:37:30.000 I mean, they're infertile after they take these things.

00:37:36.000 Well, it's obvious what it would do.

00:37:38.000 You're stopping puberty.

00:37:40.000 Puberty, your sexuality, it's like a river.

00:37:42.000 It's going in a direction.

00:37:43.000 You stick a rock in it.

00:37:44.000 It's going to go around either side.

00:37:47.000 And these people, these kids are biologically deformed by these puberty blockers.

00:37:53.000 And the whole point of them is, well, it must be disturbing to identify as a woman and then have biology tell you, no, here's her dick. 1.00

00:37:59.000 Here's a boner.

00:38:00.000 Here's pubes. 0.66

00:38:01.000 So we're just going to not have that.

00:38:03.000 How macabre is that?

00:38:05.000 Can't get a tattoo.

00:38:07.000 You can't vote.

00:38:08.000 But you can stop your dick growing pubes. 0.91

00:38:12.000 Or you can stop your tits when you're fucking 11, 12. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Anyway, show the video.

00:38:21.000 Remember, the right is violent.

00:38:25.000 75% of us are completely awoken.

00:38:29.000 We're completely common.

00:38:30.000 Scroll out.

00:38:32.000 That doesn't look like we have the right one.

00:38:35.000 Go forward a bit.

00:38:37.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:38:41.000 By the way, a pylon will fuck you up.

00:38:43.000 Yeah, those are heavy, dude.

00:38:45.000 Remember the dude, the drummer and cerebral balsy?

00:38:47.000 Someone threw a pylon on stage and it totally opened up his head.

00:38:50.000 Again, there's a chick ready to throw down. 1.00

00:38:56.000 Get the fuck out of here!

00:38:58.000 No!

00:38:58.000 Get those broken fuck up!

00:39:01.000 Like he was blocked and he fractured his arm.

00:39:16.000 If I could just get a look at that street, I could know where they are.

00:39:20.000 Fucking walk them!

00:39:24.000 Do I see a Saint-Couder?

00:39:27.000 Bon Provence, the Belle Provence.

00:39:30.000 Oh, shit.

00:39:34.000 Is that the same clip?

00:39:35.000 Or is it gone back to the beginning?

00:39:37.000 Yeah.

00:39:37.000 Not the best camera work in the world there.

00:39:43.000 So he's saying, I don't believe in your trans kid thing.

00:39:48.000 What is this?

00:39:49.000 Bouncer at Crash Mansion attacks Cerebral Ballsy in the Green Room?

00:39:52.000 I don't think this is.

00:39:53.000 Or were they attacked multiple times?

00:39:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:55.000 Those guys are always getting him fights.

00:39:56.000 They played my 40th birthday party as a surprise at my place upstate.

00:40:01.000 And I beat them up.

00:40:02.000 I came downstairs.

00:40:03.000 I was stairs the stage.

00:40:04.000 And I was taken over to David Cross's house, actually.

00:40:07.000 And I come downstairs and no, I go to the neighbor's house, which was David.

00:40:13.000 Then I come back to my house.

00:40:14.000 They've set up AMP's PA system and they start playing a show.

00:40:17.000 That's badass.

00:40:17.000 It's in my hit book, Death of Cool.

00:40:24.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:40:26.000 ABC News.

00:40:27.000 Remember we were talking about Alan Foyer's news source yesterday?

00:40:31.000 And I said she is Antifa? 0.65

00:40:34.000 Oh, wait, sorry.

00:40:35.000 Go back to the trans thing. 1.00

00:40:36.000 So this is, is this a coincidence?

00:40:38.000 No.

00:40:39.000 This is evidence that the trans kid thing is just fashion, which is why every celebrity needs to have a trans kid. 0.98

00:40:46.000 It's the hot new pet this year.

00:40:48.000 So we have the son of Megan Fox, the son of Gwen Stefani, the daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

00:40:53.000 We have Adele's daughter.

00:40:55.000 Who's that?

00:40:56.000 Charlie Therone's daughter?

00:40:58.000 No, sorry, son.

00:41:00.000 Those are both sons.

00:41:01.000 And I can't read it Ryan.

00:41:02.000 And then the son of Naomi Watt.

00:41:05.000 Watts.

00:41:06.000 Look at that.

00:41:08.000 It's the thing to be.

00:41:10.000 How fucking depraved is that?

00:41:12.000 That you're dressing up your child like someone else in order to score oppression points.

00:41:19.000 Like Charlize hasn't already scored enough oppression points by adopting a black child. 1.00

00:41:24.000 I wonder, I couldn't find this online.

00:41:26.000 See if you can find this, guys.

00:41:27.000 Is the child that she adopted, are those black kids from South Africa?

00:41:31.000 Because I could imagine the Zulu warrior who gave up his son is not going to be happy.

00:41:37.000 You know, these are the same people that would be like, don't clip your dog's ears.

00:41:41.000 It's cruel.

00:41:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:43.000 Yeah, don't even clip their nails.

00:41:46.000 Two African-American girls.

00:41:48.000 African-American girl.

00:41:50.000 Whatever the fuck that means.

00:41:52.000 Yeah, they're so sensitive about everything else, but they don't mind this child abuse.

00:41:56.000 And when you give a child up for adoption, you're assuming they're going to a better place.

00:42:00.000 And then you go somewhere where they're using them as a fashion accoutrement and bombarding them with chemicals that prevent puberty.

00:42:07.000 That's child abuse. 1.00

00:42:09.000 That's not what I gave up my kid for.

00:42:11.000 I gave up my kid because I'm broke and I wanted him to have a better life.

00:42:15.000 Now you're dancing him around in a dress because you brainwashed him into thinking he's a different gender?

00:42:23.000 Anyway, jump ahead to ABC News.

00:42:27.000 So yesterday, or two days ago now, that New York Times article that was above the fold said, yes, Prowboys are dangerous, they're fascists, and we've got an expert here.

00:42:38.000 Her name is Megan Squire.

00:42:40.000 So Nick points out that your expert source, you used ABC News, is calling for Twitter to ban my account.

00:42:46.000 Squire is an SPLC operative and Antifa collaborator who says that left-wing terrorism is the last resort of a diversity of tactics.

00:42:57.000 Their expert source literally wants me to be killed.

00:43:01.000 And experts are baffled that he still has a right, a reach, I believe, as Stelter talks, as Stelter put it, he still has a right to free reach.

00:43:11.000 Megan Squire, computer science professor at Elon University, a senior fellow at the SPLC, told ABC News, he's verified over there.

00:43:19.000 Next pick.

00:43:23.000 Meet Antifa's secret weapon against far-right extremists, Megan Squire.

00:43:27.000 This is not someone who sympathizes with Antifa.

00:43:30.000 This is someone who is Antifa.

00:43:34.000 And what do they advocate for?

00:43:35.000 They advocate for extreme violence.

00:43:37.000 Though she may be peaceful herself, among her strongest allies are activists, anti-fascists.

00:43:43.000 When did Wired, when did nerds become so radically left-wing?

00:43:47.000 She doesn't consider herself, like imagine Revenge of the Nerds, those were all Antifa guys.

00:43:52.000 She doesn't consider herself to be Antifa and pushes digital activism instead of the group's black block tactics, in which bandana masked, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bandana masked activists physically attack white supremacists.

00:44:03.000 Sounds good.

00:44:05.000 But she is sympathetic to Antifa's goal of silencing racist extremists and is unwilling to condemn their use of violence, describing it as a last resort.

00:44:15.000 She's an intelligence operative of sorts in the battle against far-right extremism, which has become America's number one obsession.

00:44:22.000 Because America sucks, right?

00:44:26.000 She's also LARPing as Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask.

00:44:31.000 Why did you say that like the dude in Goodfellas?

00:44:34.000 Karen.

00:44:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:36.000 She's also LARPing like Rocky Dennis in the movie Mask.

00:44:38.000 We needed that red hair, Karen. 1.00

00:44:40.000 Yeah, I don't do a good Regliota, but...

00:44:42.000 That was a terrible Releota. 1.00

00:44:43.000 Yeah, I know.

00:44:44.000 There was a helicopter over our heads.

00:44:47.000 We were in deep.

00:44:48.000 Tony wasn't too happy about it.

00:44:50.000 All right, that's pretty good.

00:44:54.000 All right, should we jump into David Cross's examination of how much America sucks?

00:44:58.000 Yes, let's do it.

00:45:07.000 David Cross, why America Sucks at Everything.

00:45:10.000 That's too bad.

00:45:11.000 America's been very good to David Cross.

00:45:13.000 He's made millions and millions of dollars doing exactly what he loves, entertaining people.

00:45:17.000 That's the beauty of the free market.

00:45:20.000 I was best pals with David, I would say.

00:45:22.000 We bought land together, built houses on it.

00:45:24.000 But during the great divorce of Trump, everyone had to split up.

00:45:28.000 I don't really blame him.

00:45:28.000 He's a very cool guy, I got to say, very generous.

00:45:31.000 He used to, back when he had money and we didn't have money, Vice had gone bankrupt, and I had no disposable income.

00:45:37.000 He'd rent a house like in Mexico or Barbados, whatever, pay for it himself, not ask anyone for money.

00:45:43.000 And then he'd also take the money and donate it to like Wounded Warriors Project or something and not tell anyone.

00:45:49.000 I'm probably the first person to make that public.

00:45:51.000 He'd also, if we went to Vegas, he'd meet us and he'd save us per Diem every day when he worked on arrested development and then just give us money to gamble.

00:46:01.000 Very generous, dude.

00:46:02.000 It never did me wrong, really.

00:46:03.000 The divorce wasn't even really up to him.

00:46:05.000 I mean, the left demanded it.

00:46:07.000 Your career's over if you speak to a Trump supporter.

00:46:10.000 When Obama won, we were pretty cool.

00:46:12.000 I did have an argument with him that night where I said he's not the fucking Messiah and he got pissed off.

00:46:16.000 But we still hung out with our Libby friends.

00:46:20.000 Anyway, neither here nor there.

00:46:21.000 So this is a video by Mike Gravelle.

00:46:24.000 The Gravelle Institute is run by this wildly leftist politician who I agree with a lot of stuff on.

00:46:30.000 He's an isolationist.

00:46:31.000 He doesn't want any more wars, you know, like Pat Buchanan and Donald Trump.

00:46:36.000 So I'm cool with him there, but he seems to be against fossil fuels, which is dumb.

00:46:41.000 And he's a radical socialist.

00:46:43.000 So anyway, the left is very upset with Prager U. As Samantha B pointed out, it's not even a university.

00:46:49.000 Did you know that?

00:46:51.000 The Gravelle Institute is an institute, though.

00:46:54.000 And they basically do these fun, Prager U-like videos where they defend socialism and talk about how awesome it is.

00:47:00.000 How the fuck did this guy survive in Alaska?

00:47:03.000 It's one of the most right-wing places in the country, is it not?

00:47:07.000 I know they're pro-gun.

00:47:09.000 How are you a socialist in Alaska?

00:47:11.000 Anyway, I don't know much about Alaskan politics.

00:47:13.000 But that's who's behind all this.

00:47:15.000 And let's see my old pal Dave shit on America for 12 minutes.

00:47:22.000 Oh, Gravella is big on employing 20-year-olds.

00:47:26.000 That's his thing.

00:47:27.000 I think that's a smart thing.

00:47:28.000 I do.

00:47:29.000 I suffer through this fucking Puerto Rican retard who's, what are you, 30? 1.00

00:47:36.000 I got that from the guy who ran the Beastie Boys PR firm.

00:47:40.000 What was his name again?

00:47:42.000 Steve Martin, not the comedian.

00:47:44.000 And he always said, look, I know I'm getting older, but I'll always have young people working for me.

00:47:49.000 That's how you stay alive in this day and age.

00:47:51.000 It's a good point.

00:47:52.000 Good work, Gravelle.

00:47:53.000 Not that David is young.

00:47:56.000 So then you get the kitschy making fun of boomers stuff, like Tim and Eric type of haha, cable access isn't cool stuff.

00:48:04.000 America is bad at everything.

00:48:06.000 America continues to be bad at everything.

00:48:08.000 Funny joke at the end.

00:48:10.000 America is the greatest country on earth.

00:48:13.000 Agreed.

00:48:14.000 The strongest.

00:48:15.000 Yes.

00:48:15.000 The richest, the most powerful country on earth.

00:48:18.000 As an American, I'm sure you've heard that roughly 135 times a year.

00:48:22.000 Yes.

00:48:22.000 235 if you go to public school.

00:48:24.000 Stop.

00:48:25.000 235 if you go to public school?

00:48:28.000 Who's writing this?

00:48:29.000 It's just usually celebrities or academics reading a script that has been pre-written.

00:48:33.000 You can see their eyes move along the teleprompter.

00:48:36.000 But if you go to public school, you hear how awesome America is.

00:48:40.000 Now, David came from New York City when he was about 13 to the South, to Atlanta.

00:48:44.000 And he was the Jew, Jew York City boy.

00:48:46.000 So he harbors this deep-seated resentment to the rednecks that teased him in high school, which I understand. 0.77

00:48:52.000 But I don't know what public schools you're going to.

00:48:54.000 Maybe Georgia was different in the 70s.

00:48:56.000 But today, if you go to public school, you hear nothing but this Atlant was built on slavery. 0.98

00:49:03.000 We stole it from the Indians. 1.00

00:49:04.000 And now we're going to get into Black Lives Matter for the rest of the day.

00:49:08.000 It is pure brainwashing, activism.

00:49:11.000 Patriotism is verboten.

00:49:13.000 You have kids in California who can't wear an American flag on Cinco de Mayo, or they'll get in shit, and the teachers don't allow it.

00:49:20.000 Remember we had that sweatshirt I had on?

00:49:22.000 The teacher wasn't allowed to wear it because it had a blue Lives Matter flag as one of the patches.

00:49:27.000 And that made students feel unsafe.

00:49:30.000 Does that sound like patriotic brainwashing, Bucky Lipschitz?

00:49:35.000 Cool.

00:49:36.000 335 if you go to a Christian academy.

00:49:39.000 We're told that Americans have the best lives of any people in the world.

00:49:42.000 Wait, it's frozen.

00:49:44.000 Okay.

00:49:45.000 We have low taxes, small government, and the highest living standards on earth.

00:49:50.000 And most inaccurately, that we're the freest.

00:49:54.000 Well, it is partly true.

00:49:56.000 America is the richest country, not just in the world, but in the history of the world.

00:50:00.000 It's really hard to comprehend just how rich we are.

00:50:04.000 It's 18.

00:50:05.000 It's hard to comprehend how rich you are.

00:50:07.000 How rich we are.

00:50:08.000 This is what I never got about him.

00:50:09.000 We had the same tax bill.

00:50:11.000 We were making the same money towards the end of our friendship.

00:50:13.000 And it's when you make the kind of money that me and David make, your taxes are like 40%.

00:50:18.000 And I always thought, well, what is it in Moscow?

00:50:21.000 Now, in Moscow, it's actually lower, but they make less money.

00:50:24.000 But like, who's unhappy?

00:50:25.000 Who thinks 40% is too little?

00:50:28.000 That's damn near half.

00:50:30.000 And 18 million million, yeah, true.

00:50:33.000 You got to remember that our country is 330 million strong.

00:50:37.000 So 18 million is maybe 5% of the population.

00:50:42.000 That's not so much, especially when college is 250 grand.

00:50:46.000 So you got four kids, your million's gone.

00:50:50.000 Million people who are millionaires.

00:50:52.000 American households own about $100 trillion and wealth.

00:50:57.000 It's a big country, dude.

00:50:59.000 They always forget this per capita shit.

00:51:02.000 Unthinkable amount of money.

00:51:05.000 Okay, so America is the richest country ever.

00:51:08.000 But there's a curious paradox.

00:51:11.000 Most Americans actually have a much worse standard of living than people who live in poorer countries like Germany or Finland or Britain.

00:51:18.000 But Germany and Finland or Britain are poorer countries.

00:51:23.000 Are they?

00:51:24.000 By how much?

00:51:25.000 The average salary in America is $49,000.

00:51:28.000 The average salary in Britain is $40,000.

00:51:31.000 That's about the same.

00:51:32.000 We get to keep more money because we don't spend it on Medicare like they do.

00:51:37.000 So once you include the healthcare costs, we're basically exactly the same as Britain.

00:51:42.000 So poorer country?

00:51:44.000 I mean, we've all been there, right?

00:51:45.000 The standard of living is pretty much the same.

00:51:48.000 The healthcare is shitty in both countries.

00:51:50.000 I've lived in Canada, Britain, and America.

00:51:53.000 Healthcare sucks in all three.

00:51:55.000 But there's something unique about America that I'll just bring up now that is crucial To this whole argument, America is unlike any other country because it has two major problems with mooching: fatsos and illegal immigrants. 1.00

00:52:09.000 I said 18 million is 5%.

00:52:11.000 We have more like 10% of the country, 32 million.

00:52:16.000 Was it 5%?

00:52:17.000 Yeah.

00:52:18.000 More like 10%, 12% of the country, 33 million or so, are illegal aliens who don't pay bills.

00:52:26.000 When they show up at the emergency ward, we have to fix them.

00:52:30.000 That's our ethical obligation.

00:52:33.000 So illegals just go to the emergency ward and they say, I can't pay you. 1.00

00:52:36.000 And you say, okay, I'll fix you anyway.

00:52:38.000 We also have a much larger number of fat souls.

00:52:43.000 40% of this country is obese.

00:52:47.000 10% illegal, 40% obese.

00:52:50.000 That's pretty major, especially when you're talking about healthcare, because both of those guys will bankrupt your local hospital.

00:52:59.000 That shouldn't make any sense.

00:53:01.000 Well, here's the shitty deal.

00:53:02.000 Americans get significantly worse services because our tax dollars don't fund them. 0.55

00:53:09.000 So of course, our services are worse.

00:53:11.000 So stop.

00:53:12.000 So the argument here is that we need more government because government wastes tax dollars.

00:53:19.000 How about we give this shitty thing less money if it's blowing all our money?

00:53:24.000 And thus we enjoy less happy lives than people who live in the aforementioned countries.

00:53:29.000 Not that difficult a concept to conceive, really.

00:53:31.000 You get what you pay for.

00:53:33.000 So Germany, Finland, Britain, very weird countries to choose.

00:53:39.000 The Scandinavia thing, I think they're trying to avoid the Scandinavia problem because that's been debunked.

00:53:43.000 So they're throwing in Germany and UK there.

00:53:46.000 But both countries, significantly more white.

00:53:51.000 Significantly fewer immigrants.

00:53:53.000 Significantly less of an obesity epidemic.

00:53:57.000 Finland has the strictest immigration in the world.

00:54:02.000 You cannot get into Finland.

00:54:04.000 That is white. 0.51

00:54:05.000 It's basically a white Wakanda. 0.91

00:54:07.000 So I wouldn't use that as your idea of paradise if you want to promote diversity and other non-white things. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Richard Spencer loves Finland and everything about it.

00:54:20.000 It's basically Nazi town. 0.68

00:54:21.000 It's national socialism.

00:54:24.000 Toondog to the other cartoon dog.

00:54:26.000 And while you might think the reason American tax dollars don't fund as many services is because we pay lower taxes than other countries.

00:54:33.000 I never said that.

00:54:34.000 That's not even true.

00:54:36.000 When you add federal, state, local, and sales taxes and include other costs and services that our taxes don't cover but other countries' taxes do, like our uniquely high health insurance premiums, you'll find.

00:54:47.000 By the way, in Scandinavia, you start hitting, like, you'll notice if you make less than 50K, if you make less than the average American, you basically don't pay income tax, right?

00:54:57.000 It's those of us who make big money that get reamed.

00:55:00.000 In America, you need to be making about nine times the average 50K before you get really fucked up the ass, like David and I do.

00:55:09.000 In Scandinavia, if you make 1.5 times the national average, so 150K, you start getting reamed right away.

00:55:18.000 So they pay a lot of fucking tax.

00:55:22.000 But by throwing in all this shit, they're trying to get our tax numbers up to say that we pay more tax than Scandinavia, which is patently false.

00:55:29.000 And here's another thing.

00:55:31.000 Have you ever been there?

00:55:33.000 The prices are insane.

00:55:35.000 Like a beer is like 15 bucks.

00:55:39.000 Everything is 15 bucks.

00:55:41.000 Everything is 25 bucks.

00:55:42.000 You go to McDonald's with your family, you're honestly looking at 250 bucks.

00:55:46.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:55:47.000 To take a family of five to McDonald's is $250.

00:55:51.000 Find that Americans actually give away more of their wages than most of the developed people.

00:55:56.000 So let's stop doing that.

00:55:59.000 For example, in Canada, for a married worker with two kids, very white country, no illegals, and not much of an obesity epidemic, not even close to America.

00:56:11.000 Previously mentioned costs combined, from taxes to health insurance premiums, make up only 11% of the average wage.

00:56:17.000 In the UK, it's just about 26%.

00:56:20.000 Meanwhile, once you tack on the cost of our outlandish health insurance premiums, you're spending a whopping 43% of your paycheck.

00:56:28.000 We need to cut that.

00:56:29.000 That's more than 40%.

00:56:30.000 I agree with you.

00:56:31.000 That is ridiculous.

00:56:33.000 France, Finland, Sweden, and Norway.

00:56:36.000 In real reality, Americans keep much less of what we own than in other countries.

00:56:40.000 I want ticker tape along the bottom saying 10% are illegal, 40% are obese.

00:56:46.000 10% are illegal, 40% are obese.

00:56:50.000 You should talk to a doctor about what obesity does to hospitals, by the way.

00:56:55.000 Countries they're covering.

00:56:55.000 What do you mean this for?

00:56:56.000 Oh, because I was covering David?

00:56:58.000 I like it when it's behind me better.

00:57:02.000 Can you do that, magic?

00:57:06.000 There we go.

00:57:15.000 By the way, minor detail here, this is all horseshit in that when you talk about job support, yeah, they do have paternity leave, maternity leave.

00:57:23.000 It's ridiculously long.

00:57:25.000 But they also have, outside of the unions, no minimum wage.

00:57:29.000 And they also have the exact same unemployment we do.

00:57:32.000 Our unemployment is through the roof, obviously, with the pandemic.

00:57:34.000 But back in 2017, it was about 4%.

00:57:37.000 Same as Scandinavia.

00:57:39.000 Citizens, no matter how dusky they are.

00:57:42.000 So what is that little allegation there?

00:57:45.000 Did you catch that?

00:57:48.000 So they are super cool to their blacks.

00:57:51.000 They don't have blacks. 1.00

00:57:53.000 They don't let them in.

00:57:54.000 No one's coming into Finland.

00:57:57.000 Nobody.

00:57:58.000 It is literally an Aryan nation.

00:58:02.000 That's the name of a Nazi motorcycle gang.

00:58:05.000 It's also what Finland is.

00:58:07.000 Americans get for the money we pay in. 0.85

00:58:10.000 Well, sure.

00:58:11.000 We get a crumbling infrastructure, shameful homelessness.

00:58:13.000 By the way, that looks like San Francisco, which is run by Nancy Pelosi.

00:58:17.000 Well, sure.

00:58:17.000 So we're looking at socialism incarnate.

00:58:20.000 This is Mike Gravelle's America, if he got the socialism he's begging for.

00:58:24.000 San Francisco couldn't be more socialist.

00:58:26.000 So if you have a problem with socialism, I wouldn't CGI it.

00:58:30.000 I wouldn't CGI San Francisco, sorry.

00:58:32.000 Homelessness and millions of hungry, neglected children, but we also get some of the worst services in the developed world.

00:58:41.000 Again, our healthcare.

00:58:43.000 American health care is simultaneously the most expensive, the least efficient, and the least effective health care system in the developed world.

00:58:50.000 Now, one thing, in UK and in Canada, everyone gets a hip replacement when they need it, right?

00:58:57.000 Well, I should say everyone gets new hips if they need them. 1.00

00:59:02.000 Now, you'll note I didn't say when.

00:59:05.000 Years and years people wait for their surgeries.

00:59:09.000 It's all backed up so far that you will die waiting.

00:59:14.000 But I can afford it.

00:59:14.000 I'll pay for it.

00:59:15.000 No, that's illegal.

00:59:17.000 For fuck's sake, I just, I need new hips. 1.00

00:59:19.000 I can't walk.

00:59:20.000 I'm getting fatter every day.

00:59:22.000 Well, I'm just going to go to America and have it done.

00:59:24.000 That's illegal too.

00:59:25.000 You can't leave.

00:59:26.000 You have to wait in line for our surgery.

00:59:29.000 I remember my grandmother in Britain, she's like, I've got a fucking health count here.

00:59:33.000 I'm going to need hip replacement surgery.

00:59:35.000 And I'm told to wait.

00:59:36.000 My health count should be a platinum card by now.

00:59:39.000 I've been paying into it for fucking a year.

00:59:42.000 She died before her hip replacement could happen. 0.64

00:59:45.000 Not unusual.

00:59:47.000 You should go.

00:59:48.000 We used to get in street fights in Canada.

00:59:50.000 You go to the local hospital, totally normal to wait there with your nose bent sideways, blood shooting out, 12 hours, 12 hours waiting in ER.

00:59:58.000 That's the emergency room.

01:00:00.000 When it's not an emergency, you're fucked.

01:00:04.000 So again, American healthcare sucks.

01:00:06.000 And one of the reasons American healthcare sucks, by the way, is not that it's the free market.

01:00:11.000 It's not free market.

01:00:12.000 It's heavily regulated by the government.

01:00:14.000 If you want to build a hospital, you got to ask the government where you're going to put it.

01:00:18.000 So it's that disgusting combination of free market and big business, which is, I'm sorry, big business and big government, which is what brought us Fannie Mae.

01:00:27.000 Remember that ridiculous mess we're doing because we thought minorities should get a mortgage no matter how much money they have? 0.99

01:00:32.000 That's what we're dealing with with Medicare. 0.82

01:00:36.000 Hey, the devil's trifecta.

01:00:38.000 And in exchange for this extremely expensive, inefficient healthcare system, what do we get?

01:00:43.000 Well, we get some of the worst health outcomes in the developed world.

01:00:47.000 We have fewer hospital beds per capita than people in Turkey or Brunei.

01:00:51.000 Turkey and Brunei.

01:00:52.000 Like, they're really scouring the globe to find someone that beats us.

01:00:57.000 By the way, talk to a surgeon about hospital beds.

01:01:00.000 Talk to a surgeon about wheelchairs and what the obese population has done to an operating table.

01:01:06.000 Operating tables have to have reinforced fucking steel beds now because they were breaking under the 600 pounders.

01:01:14.000 Six people you can't stitch up when you're done because you can't stitch fat and the fat is underneath the sutures prying you open again.

01:01:21.000 So they have to tape them on top of the fucking stitches. 0.98

01:01:24.000 It's an absolute mess.

01:01:26.000 And yes, we have a...

01:01:28.000 Did he mention infant mortality yet?

01:01:29.000 I'll get to that.

01:01:30.000 Okay.

01:01:31.000 Americans have a lower life expectancy than people in Lebanon or Cuba.

01:01:36.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.

01:01:37.000 Lebanon?

01:01:38.000 You had to go to Lebanon?

01:01:41.000 Lebanon, aren't they in a war right now?

01:01:44.000 I think they're having some sort of civil war.

01:01:46.000 I don't believe any statistics from Lebanon, and I certainly don't believe Fidel Castro.

01:01:52.000 You're going to a fucking socialist shithole like Cuba, which I've been to Cuba many times.

01:01:57.000 Canadians are allowed to go there.

01:01:58.000 Poverty.

01:02:00.000 It's fucking racist.

01:02:01.000 Blacks have special passports. 1.00

01:02:03.000 It says on their passport that they're black.

01:02:04.000 It's a thing.

01:02:06.000 It's like the yellow star of David on your passport when you're black. 1.00

01:02:09.000 Ironically, David.

01:02:12.000 It's a hell hole.

01:02:14.000 Disgusting, horrible place.

01:02:16.000 No one wants to be there.

01:02:18.000 Nobody wants to be there.

01:02:19.000 There's no illegals going to Cuba.

01:02:22.000 Plenty coming out of it.

01:02:24.000 So we don't listen to communists when they give us statistics.

01:02:29.000 Yeah, great.

01:02:30.000 Lebanon.

01:02:32.000 The Mississippi Delta and much of Appalachia, life expectancy is lower than in Bangladesh.

01:02:39.000 Okay, first of all, I don't trust Bangladesh. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Secondly, yeah, Appalachian poverty is stultifying.

01:02:46.000 Shocking.

01:02:47.000 It doesn't look like the first world.

01:02:48.000 You know why?

01:02:49.000 Because the greenies killed coal mining.

01:02:52.000 Mike Gravel is passionately against fossil fuels.

01:02:56.000 That anti-coal shit is what screwed Appalachia and much of America, the Rust Belt. 0.99

01:03:03.000 Yeah, America's biggest problem, I believe, is lack of jobs, and that comes from the lack of manufacturing.

01:03:08.000 And that's leftists sabotaging shit and globalists encouraging fucking manufacturing to leave.

01:03:15.000 Pat Buchanan wants manufacturing back.

01:03:17.000 Anytime you'll see something sane from these radicals, you'll realize it's just paleoconservativism.

01:03:25.000 In fact, in 2017, the United Nations sent a commissioner to West Virginia to document what he saw, and he described, quote, third world conditions of absolute poverty.

01:03:35.000 We should bring back coal.

01:03:36.000 We should stop bitching about fossil fuels and allow for fracking and coal mining and revitalize this area.

01:03:43.000 And maybe they won't be experiencing such unbelievably absolute poverty.

01:03:50.000 It's your unquote.

01:03:52.000 We even have a higher infant mortality rate than people in Russia and Serbia.

01:03:58.000 By the way, if there's one group I trust, it's communists and fucking Serbians, who I believe during the civil war in the early 90s were playing soccer with Croatians' heads. 1.00

01:04:09.000 That's why Milosevic was charged at The Hague for war crimes.

01:04:13.000 So no, we're not listening to the Serbs. 0.98

01:04:16.000 And another big problem with this stat, I've heard it many times, is how we define born.

01:04:21.000 If a baby comes out premature, it's alive for a second, even stillborns, we often classify as born.

01:04:29.000 And then we can't revive them or they're already dead.

01:04:31.000 And then we count that as an infant mortality rate.

01:04:33.000 So our definition of birth is what fucks us on this stat.

01:04:38.000 Still the best place to be born.

01:04:40.000 In every single metric, America does worse across the board.

01:04:46.000 So why is healthcare so expensive?

01:04:49.000 Because it's so complicated.

01:04:51.000 You have to look for in-network physicians, schedule an established care appointment, beg your family.

01:04:55.000 Way too much government interference.

01:04:57.000 I wish it was pure free market.

01:04:58.000 You know, like A veterinarian?

01:05:01.000 That's my John Mulaney.

01:05:04.000 Vets, great place.

01:05:05.000 I'd rather be a dog in this country if I was sick because that is 100% free market.

01:05:24.000 Very, that's it.

01:05:25.000 Very slowly.

01:05:28.000 No need to repeat it.

01:05:29.000 We get it.

01:05:30.000 It's free there, and it's very, very slow.

01:05:35.000 Medicine kind of requires a nip it in the bud kind of a thing.

01:05:39.000 You don't really get that from a Britain in Canada.

01:05:41.000 I know firsthand, been there, done that.

01:05:46.000 I'll repeat that.

01:05:47.000 Public hospitals provide free treatment to people who need it.

01:05:52.000 And here's the best part.

01:05:53.000 Even though Britain offers health care for free, their system is actually a lot cheaper to run than ours.

01:05:59.000 Per capita health care spending in the U.S. is almost three times.

01:06:02.000 Remember earlier?

01:06:03.000 Average American salary, $49, pays less for health care out of pocket.

01:06:08.000 Average British salary, $40K, spends about $9,000 a year on healthcare.

01:06:18.000 Britain.

01:06:19.000 And almost five times what Canadians spend.

01:06:22.000 In fact, Americans spend the most per person of any country in the world.

01:06:27.000 For a change.

01:06:28.000 For healthcare.

01:06:29.000 40% obese.

01:06:31.000 32 million illegals.

01:06:33.000 But the free market is more efficient, you screech.

01:06:36.000 But in America, private systems often aren't efficient at all.

01:06:40.000 It's not a free market system.

01:06:43.000 Private drug companies have an incentive to charge whatever they can get away with for pharmaceuticals.

01:06:48.000 In Canada, a carton costs about 20 bucks.

01:06:55.000 In the U.S., it costs $300.

01:06:59.000 Ridiculous.

01:06:59.000 And with private insurance companies...

01:07:04.000 He's footing the bill.

01:07:05.000 Hospitals have an incentive to get a business.

01:07:06.000 We just had an argument with this dude all night.

01:07:09.000 We had some nose beers.

01:07:11.000 And all night we argued.

01:07:13.000 It was probably a nine-hour argument.

01:07:16.000 And it was about free lunches.

01:07:17.000 And I said, they're bullshit.

01:07:19.000 The kids are not starving.

01:07:20.000 Half the time, gangsters are just coming in, grabbing their free lunch and leaving.

01:07:24.000 If you're a parent, I do not care how poor you are.

01:07:27.000 You can afford lunch.

01:07:29.000 Bologna sandwich with bread is all you need.

01:07:31.000 Maybe an apple.

01:07:33.000 And then they can get water from the water fountain.

01:07:35.000 That's like, I did the math because I'd written an article about it.

01:07:38.000 It's like $1.30 a day.

01:07:40.000 Bums scrounge up $10 a day for those little plastic Mickeys of vodka. 0.99

01:07:44.000 So there's no excuse.

01:07:46.000 I don't care how little welfare there is in the country.

01:07:49.000 There's no excuse for not feeding your kid lunch.

01:07:51.000 He disagreed.

01:07:52.000 And it's the only time in my entire life, I'm 50.

01:07:55.000 It's the only time in my entire life both sides had the same amount of facts and there was still a disagreement.

01:08:02.000 Every other millions of arguments I've had, it's one person not knowing as much as the other one.

01:08:08.000 That's why I remember it so well.

01:08:10.000 Much money out of patients as possible, too.

01:08:13.000 In 2015, the average cost of an MRI scan in the U.S. See, this is where I get lost in the weeds because these cherry-pick numbers, it's a very complicated subject.

01:08:24.000 I've never really been good at healthcare.

01:08:26.000 All I know is my experience in Britain, Canada, and America.

01:08:30.000 Three totally different systems, or I should say two totally different systems.

01:08:33.000 Canada just mimics Britain. 0.84

01:08:34.000 Two totally different systems both suck.

01:08:37.000 Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

01:08:39.000 It was $1,119.

01:08:43.000 But it was only $215.

01:08:48.000 Spain?

01:08:48.000 About $181.

01:08:50.000 Isn't it weird?

01:08:50.000 You just scour the whole world and they're always finding white countries.

01:08:55.000 Although, what?

01:08:56.000 They had Brunei and Turkey at one point.

01:08:59.000 And our healthcare system is so inefficient that we spend over a third of our cost on administration.

01:09:07.000 The United States spends significantly more on administration.

01:09:11.000 Administration, including the government regulators.

01:09:15.000 You know what else has that problem?

01:09:17.000 Public education.

01:09:19.000 All of that money we spend, and it's been going up at a 45-degree angle, although test scores have not budged.

01:09:24.000 Test scores are this.

01:09:25.000 Here's a line right there below, David, of test scores.

01:09:28.000 Spending has been going up 45 degrees, no changes, because it doesn't go to the schools.

01:09:33.000 It doesn't go to the students.

01:09:34.000 It goes to the administrators.

01:09:35.000 It's a fucking mess that is in desperate need of an overhaul.

01:09:39.000 And guess who's embracing charter schools?

01:09:41.000 Guess who's embracing choice in public schools?

01:09:44.000 Scandinavia.

01:09:46.000 All this Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, they have all realized that public choice, voucher programs, charter schools work way better than their shitty public education.

01:09:59.000 They're also realizing that with healthcare, by the way.

01:10:01.000 Minor detail.

01:10:02.000 Scandinavia is more and more often choosing private insurance over the public health care because they don't like the public health care.

01:10:13.000 Minor detail.

01:10:17.000 Okay, go back.

01:10:17.000 It's funny how our beards went white at the same time.

01:10:21.000 Spend on preventative or long-term health care.

01:10:24.000 That's just not smart.

01:10:27.000 Okay, we get it.

01:10:29.000 We all know that American health care is so much more expensive, you say, but that's the cost of having the freest freedom in God's favorite country.

01:10:38.000 Well, guess what?

01:10:39.000 Medical procedures that are totally free in Britain, like forever to get, cost tens of thousands of dollars in the United States.

01:10:47.000 Agreed.

01:10:47.000 I mean, you want to talk about the cost of 30.

01:10:50.000 A minute later, we agree on something else.

01:10:52.000 Because of these high costs, Americans often avoid going to the doctor, something almost half the population say they do.

01:10:58.000 With shoddy or non-existent health insurance, Americans will wait until their conditions force them into the emergency room where treatment is far more expensive.

01:11:06.000 Is this a fact?

01:11:07.000 I looked this up.

01:11:09.000 The example he uses was an example story in The Guardian, which is one of the least reliable news sources imaginable.

01:11:16.000 But every time I go to ER, my kid hits his head or something, I see, just especially in upstate New York, just a slew of fatsos indulging themselves. 1.00

01:11:25.000 They've got some bed sores they need cleaned, and they're all pissed off at the doctor.

01:11:29.000 Fatties are the issue here, my friend. 0.97

01:11:32.000 And at the very least, if you disagree with me, if you're going to discuss healthcare in America, surely you have to include 32 million illegals.

01:11:41.000 No, it's not 12 million.

01:11:43.000 It's likely more than 32.

01:11:44.000 I'm being nice to you when I go as low as 32.

01:11:47.000 32 million illegals, and what's 40% of 330 million?

01:11:53.000 150 million fat souls? 0.69

01:11:55.000 That's pretty bad.

01:11:58.000 Again, not a smart system.

01:12:01.000 Quite often, they end up putting off medical visits and dying.

01:12:06.000 Susan Finley, a 53-year-old Walmart employee in Colorado, got pneumonia and took one day off of work beyond what Walmart's policy allows.

01:12:14.000 So, of course, Walmart's going to Walmart, which they did by five.

01:12:18.000 Do you have to defend Walmart as a free market guy?

01:12:20.000 They're not the best example.

01:12:22.000 It's more of a, what do you call it, an oligopoly where they swallow small businesses?

01:12:28.000 I'm not a fan.

01:12:29.000 I'm a free market capitalist.

01:12:30.000 Not a fan of Walmart.

01:12:32.000 Not a fan of Google.

01:12:33.000 Not a fan of Apple.

01:12:34.000 Not a fan of these giant monopolies that extinguish the free market.

01:12:40.000 Without her job, she lost her nominal health care coverage.

01:12:43.000 She struggled to find new work.

01:12:45.000 And after avoiding a visit to the doctor for flu-like symptoms, she was found dead in her apartment.

01:12:50.000 How much did she weigh?

01:12:52.000 Can we see what Susan Finley looks like? 1.00

01:12:55.000 I'm guessing someone in Colorado who works at Walmart is very, very large.

01:13:05.000 She had pneumonia, and then she died of something else a few days later.

01:13:09.000 Do manage to get treated.

01:13:10.000 They frequently can't afford it.

01:13:12.000 Simple, life-saving treatments can cost tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars.

01:13:16.000 And if they don't have really good insurance, they're forced to take on medical debt.

01:13:20.000 Tens of millions of Americans owe medical debt.

01:13:22.000 Often into the tens of millions of people.

01:13:24.000 This is the six of one, half a dozen of the other conundrum.

01:13:27.000 Yes, that's a great point.

01:13:28.000 That does suck.

01:13:29.000 And then in Canada and Britain, you take so long that you again get Susan Finlay and you die waiting.

01:13:35.000 Millions of dollars.

01:13:36.000 The solution?

01:13:37.000 I think more free market is always the best solution.

01:13:41.000 This solution that Gravelle seems to be pushing here is this isn't working and the money's hemorrhaging, so let's throw more money at it.

01:13:50.000 That I don't get.

01:13:53.000 This junkie that I loaned money to fucked me over.

01:13:56.000 He said he was going to buy groceries and then he spent it on something else.

01:13:59.000 He spent it on smack.

01:14:00.000 So let's give him more money so he can buy the smack and the groceries. 1.00

01:14:05.000 What could possibly go wrong?

01:14:08.000 Well, in a country like Britain or Norway, medical debt is almost unheard of.

01:14:13.000 But hey, that's why GoFundMe is such a critical component of American health care.

01:14:19.000 One in three GoFundMe campaigns is now for medical bills.

01:14:23.000 This is a little off topic, but isn't it interesting that no conservative, no proud boys could ever have a GoFundMe?

01:14:29.000 Laura Loomer can't have a GoFundMe. 1.00

01:14:31.000 And that's because of the radical left and their fascist fucking hysteria.

01:14:37.000 Anyway, sorry, off topic.

01:14:38.000 That one in three GoFundMe campaigns is now for medical bills.

01:14:43.000 America is such a strong...

01:14:45.000 More to do with the way GoFundMe is structured.

01:14:48.000 Like if you just go, hey, man, I'm kind of down on my luck and I didn't have an accident and I'm perfectly healthy and capable of working, but I'd like some money.

01:15:00.000 No.

01:15:01.000 Hey, my daughter's dying.

01:15:03.000 She has cancer.

01:15:04.000 Now, I can't say that with me.

01:15:08.000 I need some money.

01:15:09.000 Yes, is the answer.

01:15:11.000 What else should a GoFundMe be for?

01:15:13.000 I want to start a new kind of bottle opener?

01:15:18.000 Okay, well, go fund that on your own.

01:15:20.000 If it's such a great idea, the market will pay for it.

01:15:24.000 Wrong.

01:15:24.000 This does not seem like a smoking gun to me.

01:15:27.000 Powerful, rich, and great country that its citizens have to beg strangers on the internet for money so they can get life-saving treatments that are free.

01:15:36.000 Here you say to David, if you hate America so much and if Britain's so much better, then go to Britain.

01:15:41.000 And I've spoken to him about this.

01:15:42.000 He would happily move to Britain tomorrow.

01:15:44.000 But that's not my argument.

01:15:45.000 My argument is Britain and America are about the same.

01:15:49.000 The healthcare is the biggest difference, and it's 49 of one and 40 of another.

01:15:54.000 You can keep your nine grand or you can spend it on health care in the rest of the developed world.

01:16:02.000 But hey, that's just healthcare.

01:16:04.000 Americans get terrible deals wherever you look. 1.00

01:16:07.000 Let's take a look at the same thing.

01:16:07.000 Really?

01:16:08.000 We get terrible deals wherever you look.

01:16:10.000 What about pursuing a career in comedy?

01:16:12.000 How is it then?

01:16:15.000 Americans work longer hours than people in any other rich country in the world.

01:16:18.000 Okay, stop, stop, stop.

01:16:19.000 Americans work too hard, right? 0.96

01:16:21.000 Didn't you just say we're too rich?

01:16:24.000 5% of us are millionaires.

01:16:26.000 That's 18 million millionaires, as you pointed out earlier.

01:16:29.000 Now, the problem is we work too hard.

01:16:32.000 I thought that this was a rich country where you can make tons of money.

01:16:37.000 And that's not because they enjoy sleep deprivation and not seeing their families for days at a time.

01:16:42.000 It's because they don't want to starve or freeze.

01:16:45.000 Starve or die.

01:16:46.000 Or freeze or die.

01:16:48.000 How common is that?

01:16:50.000 I think the biggest problem with America's poor is they eat too much.

01:16:54.000 They're obese.

01:16:55.000 How many Americans starve to death every year?

01:16:59.000 Come the fuck on.

01:17:02.000 What happened?

01:17:03.000 What happened to your friend Mark there?

01:17:04.000 I didn't see him in a while.

01:17:05.000 Oh, he couldn't pay his heating bills, so he froze to death.

01:17:10.000 See, America has the least generous job support programs, the least generous family benefits, and the least generous unemployment benefits of any wealthy country.

01:17:19.000 It's one of the only countries on earth that doesn't guarantee paid time off for vacations.

01:17:24.000 It doesn't even help provide paid time off for parents who just had a child.

01:17:28.000 That's true.

01:17:29.000 And it's not coincidental.

01:17:30.000 That is pretty rough.

01:17:33.000 But he's basing this on Scandinavia's incredibly generous paternal leave and maternal leave.

01:17:39.000 That's coming to a close.

01:17:41.000 You see, the other thing no one mentions about Scandinavia is, yes, they are very generous.

01:17:45.000 They do like to throw their money around.

01:17:47.000 This is money that was built on the free market.

01:17:50.000 Up until the 70s, they were rich and free market.

01:17:54.000 Then they made a hard left turn and started literally spending all their grandparents' savings.

01:17:59.000 And they are Now, realizing that was a bad idea and going right again.

01:18:03.000 A good example is the school choice I was talking about earlier.

01:18:06.000 They're getting fiscally conservative all over again because the socialism experiment hasn't worked out.

01:18:12.000 Oh, and one more detail: Norway, he keeps mentioning, yeah, Norway has fossil fuels, and there's no shame in their game.

01:18:20.000 They don't discourage it like we do with the Appalachian coal miners. 1.00

01:18:23.000 We say, good work, Norway.

01:18:24.000 More oil.

01:18:25.000 Keep going.

01:18:26.000 Keep going.

01:18:27.000 That's why Norway's so fucking rich.

01:18:30.000 We don't love our oil.

01:18:31.000 Fracking, great solution.

01:18:34.000 We're not getting oil from people who see women as second-class citizens and through throw gays off buildings. 1.00

01:18:40.000 We're seeing ethical oil.

01:18:42.000 It's our own.

01:18:42.000 It's fracking.

01:18:43.000 No, it might hurt the water supply.

01:18:44.000 Shut it down.

01:18:45.000 We'll get it from Saudi Arabia.

01:18:47.000 All right, great idea.

01:18:49.000 That we're also one of the most hostile countries to workers' rights.

01:18:52.000 America has one of the lowest unionization rates in the entire world.

01:18:56.000 Yeah.

01:18:57.000 Maybe this depreciation.

01:18:58.000 It's because public unions, I'm not criticizing private unions, and even in public unions, I tend to avoid the fire department and the police.

01:19:05.000 The fire department's 75% volunteer in this country.

01:19:08.000 And the police have a shitty life.

01:19:10.000 There's a gun pointed at their head all day, every day.

01:19:13.000 So I'm not going to criticize the public unions, the police, though those pensions were pretty fucking ridiculous for a long ass time.

01:19:20.000 $100,000 a year until you die?

01:19:22.000 But they don't do that anymore.

01:19:23.000 But public unions like teachers' unions and all these other bureaucrat, left-wing, socialist public unions are bankrupting the country.

01:19:32.000 And we discussed the book that perfectly summarizes this problem, Plunder.

01:19:39.000 Make sure you get the right one.

01:19:40.000 There's a ton of books called Plunder.

01:19:43.000 Refusal to give people the means to lead a good, dignified life commensurate with how rich our country is can explain a bit of what we've seen in the end of the year.

01:19:50.000 Oh, look at San Francisco again.

01:19:52.000 Thanks, Pelosi.

01:19:54.000 Thanks, Newsom.

01:19:57.000 Yeah, that's the one.

01:19:58.000 Steve Greenhut.

01:20:01.000 They've CGI'd Pelosi and Newsom's incredibly shitty socialism.

01:20:08.000 It's over the last few decades.

01:20:10.000 That's my fault.

01:20:11.000 Pelosi, San Francisco, Newsom's, California is my fault.

01:20:16.000 Fraying communities, rising rates of depression and suicide, huge numbers of deaths from drugs.

01:20:21.000 It's mostly white males and mostly my age.

01:20:24.000 Could it be because you people on the left do nothing but shit on white males and eventually it gets through to some of them?

01:20:31.000 I wonder what the political division is on all of this white male suicide.

01:20:38.000 I mean, it's an epidemic right now that no one talks about, especially if you include opioid addiction.

01:20:43.000 We don't know how much of that was accidental and how much of that was suicide.

01:20:46.000 But I wonder what the political proclivities of these victims are.

01:20:50.000 Because I wouldn't be surprised if they were more liberal than conservative.

01:20:55.000 Because patriots on the right get told they suck and they go, fuck you, you suck.

01:20:59.000 But liberals go, yeah, I know you're right.

01:21:01.000 I mean, how many times have you seen, remember there was that tweet a while ago that said, I want to put every white male on a big barge, a big ship, and send them off to Europe or some other country.

01:21:10.000 And there was all these guys going, you know what?

01:21:12.000 If it would help, I'd be the first to go.

01:21:15.000 I'd be the first on that barge.

01:21:17.000 What if we would sink the barge?

01:21:18.000 Good, yeah, sink me.

01:21:20.000 So you're saying you're saying you want to die.

01:21:24.000 Yeah, well, why don't you just kill yourself?

01:21:26.000 Actually, that's a great point.

01:21:30.000 Overdoses.

01:21:31.000 These so-called deaths of despair, suicide, drug overdoses, alcoholic liver disease, they're one big reason why American life expectancy has actually started to decline over the last few years.

01:21:43.000 No, they are a fraction of the obesity deaths.

01:21:47.000 I can't remember what it actually is, but I think obesity-related deaths are half a million a year.

01:21:52.000 Double check that, Ryan.

01:21:54.000 Obesity.

01:21:56.000 What's obesity-related deaths every year in America?

01:21:59.000 Obesity is the issue.

01:22:01.000 Fucking drug overdoses?

01:22:03.000 I mean, opioids we do, I think we're up to 20 a day.

01:22:06.000 But that can't hold a candle to obesity-related deaths.

01:22:10.000 That is the issue here.

01:22:12.000 Overindulgence by fatties.

01:22:16.000 Deaths from obesity.

01:22:18.000 Wait, we're not even on the map?

01:22:19.000 Oh, we're up there.

01:22:20.000 We're third.

01:22:21.000 But what is it?

01:22:27.000 Million?

01:22:28.000 40,000 American deadly.

01:22:30.000 Yeah.

01:22:33.000 Okay.

01:22:35.000 Okay, don't bring up the fucking research until you've checked it out, please.

01:22:41.000 You're showing us you're searching.

01:22:45.000 Yes, this doesn't help, Brian.

01:22:48.000 I'll watch the video.

01:22:49.000 You look at the surprise.

01:22:52.000 We were living longer than our fathers from cave days till 2010.

01:22:58.000 2010, it took a sharp turn.

01:23:00.000 And it wasn't the lack of socialism in 2010.

01:23:03.000 If you'll recall, we had a socialist president, Barack Obama, at the time.

01:23:06.000 Who, by the way, Mike Gravelle ran against?

01:23:08.000 That racist?

01:23:10.000 But no, 2010, we went from the life expectancy, the deaths was going down, down, down, down, down.

01:23:16.000 And then 2010, we had a turn.

01:23:17.000 We talked about this the other day on the show.

01:23:19.000 And it's been going up since then.

01:23:21.000 By the way, even with COVID, it's been going up about the same.

01:23:26.000 It's been about half a million a year.

01:23:27.000 It's been going up about 8% a year.

01:23:30.000 And that's about what the population is doing.

01:23:32.000 So fatties have been dying in droves. 0.53

01:23:35.000 And the problem is what?

01:23:36.000 The lack of exercise, overindulgence, TV, fucking this culture of sitting on your ass all day.

01:23:46.000 The whole like fat pride too, like glorifying, say, I'm healthy at any size.

01:23:51.000 Cosmopolitan's got some big fat tub on the cover. 1.00

01:23:54.000 We've got guys doing shows where their neck fat is so big it's hanging off the edge of their blazer.

01:24:01.000 I'm not fat.

01:24:02.000 I weigh 194 pounds and I'm 5'10.5.

01:24:08.000 What's the deal?

01:24:10.000 Have you got the number yet?

01:24:12.000 I need the number.

01:24:13.000 How many Americans die of obesity-related causes a year?

01:24:17.000 What?

01:24:17.000 Are you wearing those fake glasses?

01:24:23.000 Okay?

01:24:26.000 Oh, yes.

01:24:28.000 And then if you follow that tweet, go down, there's all these white dudes saying, yes, please.

01:24:33.000 I'll be the first to go.

01:24:34.000 No, they'd be on the original article, I assume.

01:24:37.000 You're killing the momentum here, dude.

01:24:40.000 Some pretty sweet races, and there you go.

01:24:44.000 These are anti-follow the trees when I get some.

01:24:47.000 All right, well, I don't want to do that now.

01:24:49.000 My point was already made about that.

01:24:50.000 You don't have to look it up.

01:24:51.000 I need to know how many Americans die of obesity-related causes every year.

01:24:54.000 And let's get back to the video while you look that up, please.

01:25:00.000 America devotes a smaller percentage of spending on social welfare than any other industrialized economy because, say it with me, socialism is evil.

01:25:10.000 Wait a minute, it's evil.

01:25:14.000 They spend less on welfare than any other developed country.

01:25:19.000 Sort of, yeah.

01:25:20.000 It's not because socialism is evil.

01:25:22.000 It's because welfare doesn't work. 0.95

01:25:24.000 It's shattered the black family. 1.00

01:25:26.000 And that's another thing.

01:25:27.000 All of these white Wakandas don't have black families. 1.00

01:25:31.000 We have noticed that when you give a woman a financial incentive in the black community to dump her baby daddy, she tends to, which is why one in four black children are born out of wedlock. 1.00

01:25:41.000 Why is that?

01:25:42.000 I have no idea, but it doesn't work.

01:25:45.000 And it leaves all these fatherless children who end up with a predilection for crime because of idle hands and lack of discipline.

01:25:51.000 So I would argue that welfare is racist.

01:25:54.000 It's black child abuse. 1.00

01:25:56.000 And Finland doesn't have that problem.

01:26:01.000 Go to Denmark and try telling those happy, healthy families enjoying their paid vacation that their system of government is evil.

01:26:10.000 Denmark has no minimum wage.

01:26:13.000 Outside of unions, there's no minimum wage there.

01:26:15.000 It is powered by a strong need for capitalism.

01:26:21.000 It is a capitalist country where they have fairly high personal tax and they're very generous with many of their social programs, which is a new thing, which is ending.

01:26:31.000 Their corporate tax, under Trump, our corporate tax was as low as it was in Scandinavia, as it is, sorry, which is about 22%.

01:26:38.000 The corporate tax before Trump, under your guy, Obama, was 35%, 10% more than it was in Scandinavia.

01:26:47.000 When you stimulate business, when you don't hamper salaries, when you allow corporations to thrive, you got a bit of extra money.

01:26:55.000 And again, they didn't corp.

01:26:57.000 $300,000 a year.

01:26:58.000 Okay.

01:26:59.000 I think it's more than that, but it's probably between $3,000 and $5 now.

01:27:05.000 But when you allow corporations to thrive and you don't tax them to death, you got some more money.

01:27:11.000 And it's apples and oranges to do Scandinavia in America.

01:27:14.000 Apples and fucking oranges.

01:27:18.000 I guarantee they'll know you're an American.

01:27:22.000 But I digress.

01:27:23.000 America also has the highest rate of child poverty of any developed country and the highest percentage of workers earning significantly less than the national median income.

01:27:33.000 That.

01:27:33.000 Highest percentage of underpaid workers?

01:27:35.000 Who determines that?

01:27:36.000 They have no minimum wage in Scandinavia.

01:27:40.000 Aren't they underpaid?

01:27:41.000 Maybe it's because the Scandinavians are asked, do you have any underpaid workers?

01:27:45.000 And they go, no, they get paid what they're worth.

01:27:47.000 We just define.

01:27:48.000 That's the problem with a lot of these, which is why I say apples and oranges.

01:27:51.000 A lot of this shit is semantics where we define birth and we define underpaid differently than they do in other countries.

01:27:59.000 I think this is very parochial.

01:28:01.000 I think a lot of people watching this haven't really been to Northern Europe, haven't been to Cuba, definitely haven't been to fucking Turkey, which David has been to and thoroughly enjoyed.

01:28:13.000 Well, to me, especially since such a tiny fraction take as much of your money from themselves and their families as you will.

01:28:20.000 Is this bad?

01:28:22.000 So socialism is pure evil.

01:28:24.000 America's made for the 1%. 1.00

01:28:28.000 But we have...

01:28:28.000 Wait a minute.

01:28:29.000 So it's made for the 1%. 0.98

01:28:31.000 You were bitching about too many millionaires. 1.00

01:28:32.000 That's only 5%.

01:28:34.000 I don't understand.

01:28:34.000 Are there too many rich people or too few?

01:28:37.000 And then again, The Patriot is an incredible movie where Americans rise up, kick the British out, and create their own country. 0.91

01:28:45.000 We don't like that?

01:28:47.000 I'm confused.

01:28:49.000 Let them.

01:28:50.000 We want the king to oppress us.

01:28:52.000 Oh, they were fighting for higher tax, fighting against the king's ransom, the king's taxes.

01:28:57.000 Isn't that a good thing?

01:28:58.000 That's bad.

01:28:59.000 So we don't like the movie The Patriot because the king deserved his taxes.

01:29:04.000 Is that where we're going with this?

01:29:07.000 It's a problem when you have 20-year-olds running the show.

01:29:10.000 All the while, both parties smile and shake hands.

01:29:13.000 Yeah, fuck both parties.

01:29:13.000 I agree with you.

01:29:15.000 Where are we at now?

01:29:16.000 I agreed at 5.30, 6.20, and 10.28.

01:29:21.000 No people accept a worse deal than Americans today.

01:29:25.000 What?

01:29:25.000 High taxes, high cost of living for next to nothing.

01:29:28.000 So let's kill high taxes.

01:29:31.000 And then maybe the high cost of living will come down.

01:29:34.000 And we're killing high taxes because we get nothing in return.

01:29:37.000 So this is a great libertarian argument.

01:29:40.000 Fuck the government.

01:29:41.000 Sounds good to me.

01:29:44.000 From the government.

01:29:45.000 The most expensive health care system for the worst health outcomes.

01:29:49.000 More money taken from workers for the highest rate of child poverty.

01:29:53.000 We are the richest country in the history of the world.

01:29:56.000 We have fewer miles of high-speed rail than Uzbekistan.

01:30:00.000 We are the greatest country.

01:30:01.000 Uzbekistan?

01:30:03.000 Where do they get these references?

01:30:07.000 Wait a minute.

01:30:08.000 Uzbekistan.

01:30:09.000 That's that lunatic dictatorship where you don't see anyone walking in the streets, where they have all that white ivory on every single building, right? 0.58

01:30:19.000 Is that Uzbekistan?

01:30:21.000 Yeah, it's a fake country.

01:30:24.000 Yeah, there's no one there.

01:30:26.000 This is all built by this maniacal dictator, lunatic, who made it look beautiful.

01:30:32.000 No one can afford to be there.

01:30:33.000 It's not a Potemkin village.

01:30:35.000 It's a Potemkin country. 1.00

01:30:37.000 The whole thing is fake.

01:30:39.000 Yes, they do have lots of high-speed rail.

01:30:41.000 They also have the most pure white ivory skyscrapers out of any country in the world.

01:30:51.000 Yes, when I do my dictator speech, my background is Uzbekistan.

01:30:55.000 I wish we could be more like Uzbekistan. 0.96

01:30:57.000 America thinks it's so free, but it's not even Close to as free as Uzbekistan. 1.00

01:31:02.000 Look at that.

01:31:03.000 Right after showing the Uzbekistan railway system, we see this stupid asshole on a jeep, which, by the way, is super fun. 1.00

01:31:11.000 Riding jeeps and dune buggies around sand dunes, that's a lot more fun than living in Uzbekistan. 1.00

01:31:16.000 All right, we got the idea.

01:31:18.000 America is bad at everything, and the left is bad at facts.

01:31:22.000 We are the greatest country in the world, yet we have the most people in prison of any country.

01:31:27.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:31:29.000 Sorry, I spoke too soon.

01:31:30.000 I assumed he was winding down.

01:31:32.000 I hate this stat.

01:31:34.000 Yes, we have the most people in prison.

01:31:35.000 And by the way, Proud Boys, one of the top things was abolish prison and the drug war.

01:31:40.000 So we agree with you on that.

01:31:42.000 But we have the most people in prison because we have the most people.

01:31:46.000 And secondly, they always put in places like China and other countries to compare our prison rate to.

01:31:52.000 They killed them.

01:31:53.000 That's why no one's in prison in China because it's too expensive.

01:31:57.000 They're all dead as well.

01:32:01.000 But yeah, the drug war and welfare are the two biggest causes of the prison population.

01:32:07.000 And us here on the right want to abolish both.

01:32:11.000 Actually, there's many of the right who are totally against drugs, legalization of drugs, but not modern libertarian righties like me, or more aptly called not lefts.

01:32:24.000 Go back.

01:32:26.000 A higher rate of police killings than in Angola and Sudan.

01:32:30.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:32:32.000 So we had 12 unarmed blacks.

01:32:37.000 Hearing myself wheeze here.

01:32:39.000 I think I'm allergic to bullshit.

01:32:42.000 We had 12 unarmed blacks killed last year in America, right?

01:32:48.000 I'm not counting the murder of people when you're coming at a cop with a gun, like the one we just saw where she's reaching for her gun after she's getting tased and he ends up shooting her after he gets shot.

01:32:59.000 We're not counting those.

01:33:00.000 Unarmed blacks, there was about 12.

01:33:02.000 Six of them appeared egregious.

01:33:06.000 Six out of 330 million people.

01:33:09.000 Six out of millions upon, I forget the number of the transactions, the back and forth, the meetings, whatever you want to call it, that police have with Americans every day.

01:33:20.000 It's interactions.

01:33:22.000 It's in the tens of millions, right?

01:33:24.000 Out of all of those, six fishy deaths.

01:33:28.000 That seems pretty good to me, especially when the police involved go to jail.

01:33:34.000 They get fucked.

01:33:35.000 What about Derek Chauvain?

01:33:36.000 What about Breonna Taylor?

01:33:37.000 Look them up, please, okay?

01:33:39.000 Breonna Taylor was involved with a drug dealer.

01:33:42.000 He started shooting.

01:33:43.000 The cops shot back.

01:33:44.000 She died.

01:33:45.000 Her drug dealer boyfriend killed her by fucking with cops.

01:33:48.000 George Floyd ate his drug supply and OD, as he has done in the past.

01:33:52.000 It's his trademark.

01:33:53.000 When he gets busted, he eats his drugs.

01:33:55.000 Don't eat fentanyl, kids.

01:33:57.000 You will die.

01:33:58.000 And you're believing they eat the poo-poo, the Sudan?

01:34:03.000 You're believing African stats? 1.00

01:34:05.000 Hi, Chad.

01:34:06.000 How many people do cops kill?

01:34:09.000 What would be a good number?

01:34:11.000 Well, we're down to six.

01:34:13.000 We are five.

01:34:15.000 And the people who do that, we rub the poopoo on them and we cut off their fingers.

01:34:20.000 Wait, you cut their fingers off?

01:34:21.000 That's against you.

01:34:22.000 No, no, no.

01:34:23.000 I mean metaphorically.

01:34:25.000 We cut off the butterfinger, the treats.

01:34:27.000 All treats are cut off.

01:34:29.000 No more snacks.

01:34:30.000 Is that reasonable?

01:34:32.000 No, that's too nice.

01:34:33.000 And also prison.

01:34:35.000 Like, they're just going to fucking wing it.

01:34:37.000 Chad and Sudan.

01:34:38.000 We should call them today.

01:34:39.000 Hi, could I get you stats on how many gays you kill? 1.00

01:34:43.000 We actually have an LGBT community where we create gays from scratch using cloning and cell research. 1.00

01:34:51.000 Now I'm turning Jamaican.

01:34:53.000 Waguan, I'm from Africa, you know.

01:34:55.000 Demon Vid, Angola, again, my friend. 0.70

01:34:59.000 Go ahead.

01:35:02.000 What's this now?

01:35:06.000 Two.

01:35:07.000 53 million.

01:35:09.000 53 million encounters.

01:35:11.000 Six arguably innocent black people dead. 0.89

01:35:14.000 Tons of attention on that.

01:35:16.000 Prisoners.

01:35:16.000 Derek Chauvin is probably going to be found guilty.

01:35:18.000 He's innocent.

01:35:19.000 He followed police procedure.

01:35:21.000 We've seen the training manuals that include the knee on the neck.

01:35:25.000 That's in the police training manuals.

01:35:27.000 He was going by the book.

01:35:28.000 George Floyd's autopsy says he OD'd.

01:35:32.000 The fentanyl system was something like three times the normal rate.

01:35:36.000 Not the normal rate, an ODing rate.

01:35:40.000 Of course he died.

01:35:44.000 Corruption in Angola.

01:35:46.000 I don't even need to see that.

01:35:48.000 I don't give a fuck about Africa or Russia, any third world country, any communist country.

01:35:54.000 When they show up on my newsfeed, I just scroll past.

01:35:56.000 I don't believe anything they say.

01:35:57.000 They can go fuck themselves.

01:35:58.000 Not only is the West is the best, but the East should go.

01:36:02.000 China, sinking into the sea.

01:36:03.000 Russia, goodbye. 0.57

01:36:05.000 Even Ukraine, sorry, guys.

01:36:07.000 Bye-bye.

01:36:08.000 Middle East, the sea. 0.92

01:36:10.000 America is bad at everything because instead of choosing to make life better for people through a public...

01:36:16.000 How about inventing shit?

01:36:18.000 We've invented pretty much everything.

01:36:20.000 Ever heard of electricity?

01:36:22.000 We did a really good job of that.

01:36:24.000 I know technically Britain was the first to say slavery is wrong.

01:36:28.000 They didn't have any fucking slaves. 0.94

01:36:30.000 It was all just lip service.

01:36:32.000 We actually fought a war that killed, well, if it was today's population, 5 million people, 620,000 back then, to end slavery.

01:36:41.000 So you're welcome, everyone?

01:36:45.000 The world?

01:36:46.000 Jesus Christ.

01:36:49.000 Could someone else invent something, please?

01:36:51.000 We're getting tired of inventing everything.

01:36:53.000 Even today.

01:36:54.000 Look at all our planes, all the innovations and machinery.

01:36:57.000 It's always America. 0.89

01:36:59.000 Why is that?

01:37:01.000 NRS child care policies or better public transit or programs that allow people to spend more time with their families.

01:37:08.000 Uzbekistan's public transit.

01:37:10.000 They're the best.

01:37:12.000 You know what's great about Uzbekistan's public transit?

01:37:14.000 There's no littering on any of the trains because no one's on them.

01:37:20.000 You don't have to worry about vagrants or anything in Uzbekistan.

01:37:24.000 Everything's under control.

01:37:25.000 I wish we could be more like Uzbekistan. 0.96

01:37:27.000 Did you know Singapore has no gum on the ground?

01:37:30.000 That's because there's no gum allowed.

01:37:32.000 Did you know there's no graffiti in Singapore?

01:37:34.000 That's because you get caned near death if you get caught spray painting.

01:37:38.000 There's no drugs in Indonesia because they murder people for having drugs over there. 1.00

01:37:44.000 We got to fix ourselves.

01:37:45.000 You know, there's very little theft in much of the Middle East, and that's because they chop off your fucking hands when you shoplift. 1.00

01:37:52.000 We should do that.

01:37:53.000 It works.

01:37:54.000 Fascism works.

01:37:56.000 Communism works.

01:37:59.000 And crafted to protect a class of parasitical middleman industries.

01:38:03.000 Instead of using a proportionately tiny piece of the massive amount of the wealth in this country to make people's lives healthier and happier, most of our electors are and have I don't want you using my money to do anything.

01:38:17.000 Like, this is weird.

01:38:18.000 And this is really the core of the socialist brain, which is there's all that money there.

01:38:24.000 You should give that to them.

01:38:26.000 Take that out of there.

01:38:27.000 The government is taking a ton out, and he just conceded that.

01:38:31.000 But he's saying, okay, I want them to keep taking the money.

01:38:34.000 I like that part, but you got to distribute it better.

01:38:36.000 No, the distributing is not working.

01:38:39.000 You know how ESPN started?

01:38:41.000 Some fucking billionaire had a bunch of money from his dad because he didn't get reamed with estate tax.

01:38:46.000 And he decided to invest in a very ambitious program where they're going to buy the sports feeds from every city in the country.

01:38:55.000 It was hemorrhaging like 300 grand a day, but they kept going with it and it worked.

01:38:59.000 They eventually created the hub of American sports because a rich guy took a chance.

01:39:05.000 I'll stick with that.

01:39:06.000 I'll stick with that with investment, with the stock market, with investors.

01:39:11.000 I'll stick with them improving the country and not the government sitting there with my fucking money going, what's that over there?

01:39:18.000 Let's try that.

01:39:20.000 They fuck up everything they touch.

01:39:21.000 This guy loves Obama.

01:39:22.000 Remember Solyndra?

01:39:24.000 I'm going to throw 500 million at solar panels?

01:39:27.000 No.

01:39:29.000 Anyway, go ahead.

01:39:30.000 Have been for generations engaged in a massive project.

01:39:33.000 Did I leave yet?

01:39:34.000 Looting.

01:39:35.000 Gently and looting.

01:39:38.000 And now you're advocating the problem with this looting is more looting.

01:39:42.000 No.

01:39:43.000 I want to give the government less money.

01:39:46.000 I want them to have less power.

01:39:49.000 They suck.

01:39:50.000 The free market is better at everything, including healthcare.

01:39:54.000 And I know you think that we have free market health care in America, but that's a myth.

01:39:58.000 It is the worst kind of business.

01:40:00.000 It is big business and big government working hand in hand to fuck you and I. Only guiding as much money as possible from working people into the pockets of the well-connected and the ultra-rich.

01:40:11.000 Yeah, like Pelosi, Maxine Waters, all these corrupt fucking politicians that you want to give more money to.

01:40:18.000 We just saw their CGI'd city.

01:40:20.000 It sucks.

01:40:22.000 As we start hearing about the inevitable rise in homelessness, poverty, starvation, and sickness that will occur during this time.

01:40:30.000 Plus, you brought up Cuba earlier.

01:40:32.000 Do you want to check out the fucking poverty in that town?

01:40:34.000 Do you want to check out the homelessness in Venezuela, another socialist place? 0.93

01:40:39.000 Well, they always say, well, those don't count.

01:40:42.000 Okay, find me a socialist country, and Scandinavia doesn't count.

01:40:46.000 I just showed you that their engine is the free market.

01:40:49.000 That's what's paying for all the success.

01:40:51.000 And all that excess is being curbed as we speak.

01:40:55.000 So I don't want that because that's what socialism begets.

01:40:58.000 You don't give some random bureaucrat your money and tell him to dole it out.

01:41:02.000 That's called playing God.

01:41:04.000 And when you play God, people die.

01:41:06.000 Like Mao's 80 million, like Stalin's 40 million. 0.63

01:41:11.000 Well over 100 million people dead from communism.

01:41:15.000 And socialism's right behind it.

01:41:18.000 Communism is Batman.

01:41:19.000 Socialism is Robin.

01:41:20.000 They're the same fucking guy.

01:41:22.000 And I'm supposed to hate this dude, by the way.

01:41:24.000 He seems all right to me.

01:41:26.000 I bet he worked a hard day these coming months and years in the greatest, strongest, richest, most powerful country on the face of the earth.

01:41:36.000 Yes.

01:41:39.000 That needs better thumbtacks.

01:41:40.000 I'll agree we need better thumbtacks.

01:41:43.000 For the Gravel Institute.

01:41:45.000 Okay, now I can leave.

01:41:56.000 You know, one story I didn't get to, I don't want to open up a whole racism can of worms, but we got to discuss this Bill Burr thing.

01:42:02.000 Bill Burr is racist even though his wife is black.

01:42:06.000 So go to 32A.

01:42:09.000 Are we going to talk about racism?

01:42:11.000 No.

01:42:11.000 Well, yeah, sure.

01:42:12.000 It's just one thing.

01:42:14.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:42:18.000 Okay.

01:42:20.000 Bill Burr is racist even though his wife is black.

01:42:22.000 Yeah, so check out this thing.

01:42:25.000 It'll be ancient news tomorrow, so I got to get out of the way.

01:42:28.000 While I'm not suggesting Bill Burr is racist, a white man having a non-white wife can sometimes be a sign of racism, he says.

01:42:35.000 So you shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant. 1.00

01:42:44.000 They may very well have one because they're racist.

01:42:47.000 That's from a verified guy named Claiborne Griffin.

01:42:50.000 And every time people say that, they say it about Zenoa, say it about my wife, I go, I want to see you say that to the person.

01:42:57.000 Because it's very easy to say in your little hypotheticals.

01:43:00.000 And you always bring in some shit like, you know, some guy from 1602 who had a bed wench. 0.99

01:43:08.000 And I go, okay, go call Zenoa a bed wench to her face, please. 0.97

01:43:12.000 I want to see her reaction.

01:43:13.000 And that's Bilbur's wife saying, bitch, shut the fuck up, which is the perfect example. 1.00

01:43:19.000 Yeah, because she can't be loved.

01:43:20.000 She's just an item.

01:43:22.000 Yeah.

01:43:22.000 You know, she did her any sort of love.

01:43:24.000 And it's like the thing about this bed wench is she had to stay there because she'd be killed. 1.00

01:43:29.000 She was a slave. 1.00

01:43:30.000 To call Naya a bed wench is to imply that she's so stupid and useless that she'll happily be some sort of fucking tool. 1.00

01:43:38.000 Or weak.

01:43:39.000 Yeah, weak.

01:43:40.000 And just without it being illegal, without her having to stay there, she just stays there and accepts Bill's disgusting orange dick. 0.99

01:43:48.000 She's confused.

01:43:49.000 She doesn't know.

01:43:49.000 She's a loser.

01:43:50.000 She can't make her own decisions.

01:43:51.000 Yeah, the reason it's super insulting is it's saying she made herself a slave.

01:43:56.000 That's the most insulting thing one could say about a person, I would think.

01:44:00.000 So, this is the problem with Twitter.

01:44:02.000 You go, well, who the fuck is this?

01:44:03.000 Right?

01:44:04.000 And I look them up, and this is who we're up against.

01:44:08.000 These are our adversaries.

01:44:10.000 Ready?

01:44:12.000 If you're like me, a person alive on Earth at the moment, then you've probably seen the Disney logo a lot in your life.

01:44:17.000 I grew up with Disney, watching Disney movies, watching Disney Channel, playing with Disney, Brandon Murray.

01:44:22.000 So he's an infantilized child, and all his videos are about action figures and video games.

01:44:28.000 And he says, if you're like me, you grew up.

01:44:31.000 Almost all his videos start with, I grew up with.

01:44:34.000 And we're like, no, you didn't grow up, you fucking infant. 0.80

01:44:37.000 Keep going, though.

01:44:38.000 You're not going to believe it.

01:44:40.000 You just can't escape it.

01:44:41.000 But here's the thing.

01:44:42.000 Yes, you can.

01:44:42.000 And maybe I should.

01:44:43.000 You can't escape it.

01:44:43.000 It doesn't have to be behind you.

01:44:45.000 Look, Tinkerbell.

01:44:47.000 Just knocked that off the left.

01:44:48.000 I left Tinkerbell in Lego and Mickey Mouse as a wizard.

01:44:53.000 You're a child.

01:44:54.000 There's pain behind those eyes.

01:44:56.000 This, but I'm not.

01:44:57.000 And I'll explain why I'm not later.

01:44:59.000 I always thought the D in Disney was a G. Turns out it's actually, get this, a D. Okay, maybe the D in Disney being a D doesn't come as a surprise for most of you, but it does come as a surprise for some of you.

01:45:14.000 And that's why I'm not going to be ashamed that it took more than 20 years to realize.

01:45:18.000 Don't be ashamed.

01:45:19.000 This confusion over the Disney D isn't some random obscurity, as it turns out.

01:45:22.000 Hank Green even made a recent video about it, calling out the fact that this is a- But now he has to show you that he thought of it before Hank Green.

01:45:29.000 Here's proof.

01:45:30.000 Took him 20 years to figure this out.

01:45:32.000 Like, it took him one day to realize that Neil was a slave in a slave relationship.

01:45:36.000 A D. Like, this is not a D, and this isn't really a Y. It's like, giznap.

01:45:41.000 Why?

01:45:41.000 And a month before, Hank's.

01:45:42.000 It's mimicking a signature, you fucking imbeciles.

01:45:46.000 My god.

01:45:54.000 And got well over a thousand up votes.

01:45:56.000 So I'm not the only one.

01:45:58.000 There are gozens of us.

01:45:59.000 Gozens.

01:46:00.000 David Cross.

01:46:01.000 Whoa, that's spooky.

01:46:02.000 Wait, did I sh go back to the 32A thing?

01:46:04.000 Wait, that was David Cross in the little...

01:46:06.000 Yeah.

01:46:06.000 Oh.

01:46:08.000 Go back to the 32A thing.

01:46:14.000 Here we are.

01:46:16.000 32Avil.

01:46:17.000 Population of us.

01:46:19.000 So keep going down.

01:46:22.000 Okay, so I gotta send you Chadwick's thing.

01:46:27.000 Because Chadwick discovers him advocating sex with ch- not children, but very, very young people. 0.60

01:46:34.000 Um, yeah, this is the same guy who posted this tweet about kids.

01:46:38.000 So.

01:46:39.000 Not kids, but teenage girls.

01:46:41.000 Teenage girls.

01:46:43.000 Former model who features in explosive new Woody Allen documentary says the Hollywood director seduced her when she was 16 and he was 41, which implies he likes very young girls.

01:46:54.000 Christina Engelhardt was only 16 when she first met Woody Allen in a New York restaurant.

01:46:59.000 And then the guy we're just looking at goes, so the age of consent?

01:47:05.000 Wow.

01:47:07.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:47:08.000 Wow.

01:47:11.000 Okay, so go back to him.

01:47:13.000 Check out this 32C.

01:47:18.000 This is another video he made that starts with, I grew up, wow.

01:47:23.000 I grew up playing video games from Nintendo Classic.

01:47:26.000 Oh, dude, he is growing up.

01:47:27.000 Look at the dolls in the back.

01:47:28.000 Dolls are getting cooler now.

01:47:29.000 No Tinkerbell.

01:47:30.000 No.

01:47:30.000 He's got, what, Hero 6 or whatever?

01:47:33.000 And some Japani May.

01:47:35.000 Owlman.

01:47:36.000 I think that's Totoro.

01:47:37.000 That looks like a little Trump.

01:47:39.000 But he also has some badass stuff, like the Death Fighter thing from Star Wars.

01:47:44.000 With a Lego guy cleaning up.

01:47:47.000 I grew up playing video games from Nintendo classics.

01:47:50.000 Yeah, we know.

01:47:50.000 We can tell by your fucking shitty head.

01:47:57.000 You're playing PC games.

01:47:58.000 Empires, or even Ski-Free.

01:48:00.000 I still play video games, but not nearly as much as when I was a kid.

01:48:03.000 Partly because I'm busy being an adult, but also.

01:48:06.000 No, you're not.

01:48:08.000 Look at that look. 0.82

01:48:09.000 All right, that's enough.

01:48:10.000 I feel that a lot of these new games.

01:48:12.000 I have to finish watching that one day.

01:48:15.000 All his videos are like that.

01:48:16.000 They're usually much more in-depth.

01:48:17.000 All right, this episode is very long.

01:48:19.000 I've got some business to attend to.

01:48:21.000 Let's jump to the mail bee.

01:48:23.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:48:28.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:48:37.000 Boo-ba-bid-doo-bid-dingle-dong-ding-dong. 1.00

01:48:41.000 Joom-bam-ba-doo, zib-bomb-be-doo-dee. 1.00

01:48:48.000 Here's one from Joe.

01:48:49.000 Not the same Joe who shit his pants the other night, or who's probably got shit in his pants right now.

01:48:55.000 Pants shit. 1.00

01:48:57.000 David and Ryan, I can't believe I fucked up the link last week.

01:49:00.000 Here it is for Reels.

01:49:01.000 By way of apology, here's another one.

01:49:04.000 I can believe you fucked it up.

01:49:05.000 He doesn't have any choice about whether you jerk it off.

01:49:11.000 And so that's a place where you're determined in your response.

01:49:16.000 There's determinism at a reflexive level.

01:49:19.000 And a lot of your behavior is chained reflexes.

01:49:22.000 But that doesn't mean that you don't decide where to aim those chained reflexes.

01:49:29.000 I've never really been...

01:49:30.000 I asked the question because I got interested in it for a second, but I've always kind of avoided that conversation because I thought, honestly, what difference does it make?

01:49:38.000 Say everything's determined.

01:49:40.000 What a fucking smoke show she is. 1.00

01:49:44.000 I think we forgot the point.

01:49:45.000 The point was that he said jerked it off, right?

01:49:47.000 And here's what was boring.

01:49:49.000 Look, you know, you're having a transcendent religious experience, and they'll just tell you to fuck off because God said.

01:49:55.000 All right, great.

01:49:56.000 Thanks for the video drops.

01:49:57.000 We're good for video drops.

01:49:58.000 Thank you.

01:49:59.000 This guy sent us something.

01:50:00.000 He says, can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:50:04.000 Media ignores two black teens setting mentally ill white man on fire and killing him.

01:50:10.000 No, I literally cannot imagine if the races were reversed.

01:50:13.000 Holy shit.

01:50:16.000 I wonder if he's Asian.

01:50:18.000 What's his name?

01:50:19.000 I think God would stop that from happening.

01:50:22.000 I'd be like, we can't afford for that to occur.

01:50:27.000 The two teens instructed the victim to tell authorities they were white As they burned him alive.

01:50:31.000 The Daily Wire confirmed Lawrence Berry's report.

01:50:34.000 The demand to lie about the teens, I want to see them.

01:50:38.000 Right.

01:50:38.000 They never show them.

01:50:39.000 Look, if you click on the link to the Daily Wire, it's just a picture of fire, which I know what fire looks like.

01:50:48.000 Story was reported.

01:50:50.000 But the races of the kids were hidden.

01:50:53.000 Man dies after two teens.

01:50:55.000 You know when they say teens?

01:50:56.000 And it's funny talking about if the races were reversed.

01:50:58.000 How many times have we seen an article where it says, black man attacked by two white police officers?

01:51:06.000 The race is only relevant when the victim is black and the perps are white. 0.94

01:51:11.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:51:15.000 Rochester journalist and radio host Bob Lonsbury reports that the two teens instructed the victim to tell authorities they were white as they burned him alive.

01:51:21.000 The demand to lie with the teen skin color delivers a strong hint that the assault and murder was possibly racially motivated.

01:51:28.000 While the order does not definitively prove racism, it's more evidence toward the label than most incidents the national media has called undoubtedly horrible acts of racism.

01:51:38.000 Fascinating.

01:51:39.000 I wish they'd get pictures, though.

01:51:41.000 There's going to be tons of riots and protests about this.

01:51:44.000 Yeah.

01:51:45.000 Sure there will be.

01:51:45.000 Got to buckle up.

01:51:47.000 Someone sent us a gay news bumper.

01:51:50.000 Hey guys, do me a favor, play this bumper I made and then tell us what the hell is going on with Milo.

01:51:54.000 He seems to have been going through a midlife crisis this past year.

01:51:56.000 His show went from an insane house party variety show, my preference, this is him saying my preference, to a mailed-in, wannabe big shot political consultant to a poorly produced and self-serious interview program with nobody as his guests.

01:52:09.000 And now he's straight trad cast televangelist.

01:52:12.000 What the fuck?

01:52:13.000 I love Milo and I hope he finds his feet soon.

01:52:15.000 Thanks, Mike.

01:52:17.000 Gay news. 0.54

01:52:18.000 We do gay news, you guys.

01:52:20.000 If it's gay, it's for us. 1.00

01:52:22.000 Gay news. 0.54

01:52:24.000 That was good.

01:52:24.000 Thank you.

01:52:26.000 Put that in the pile there, Ryan.

01:52:28.000 Will do.

01:52:29.000 Someone sent us this.

01:52:30.000 It says, brilliant feminist gets fucked. 1.00

01:52:33.000 Well, we end opening.

01:52:40.000 Taking.

01:52:41.000 Tell me what men bring to the table.

01:52:43.000 Well, we probably built the table and we probably farmed all the meat and the vegetables that are going on your plate that's on the table.

01:52:51.000 We also probably worked on the water mains that enable you to fill up your kettle or have a glass of water with your food that we farmed to put on the table that we built.

01:53:00.000 Or maybe you want a beer with the dinner from the food that we farmed on the table that we built.

01:53:05.000 Or we probably worked at the breweries to produce that beer that you can drink to eat with the food that we farmed on the table that we built.

01:53:11.000 Now right now it's raining outside, so I would much rather eat my food that's been farmed by men on the table that's been built by men indoors. 0.92

01:53:19.000 Who built this house?

01:53:21.000 Men.

01:53:22.000 Men laid the foundations for the male bricklayers to build a house that the male roofers could put a roof on so then you and I and everyone else could eat their dinner farmed by men, drink the drink that's been produced by men on the table that's been built by men. 1.00

01:53:36.000 So I think we bring more than enough to the table.

01:53:40.000 Too bad they don't have a response to that, huh?

01:53:42.000 G'day, weirdos. 1.00

01:53:43.000 I can't thank you enough for navigating Karen's per white color combos.

01:53:46.000 The indication we had an issue with her is the LinkedIn profile saying she, her.

01:53:51.000 Yeah, no fucking shit.

01:53:51.000 This is red flag one.

01:53:53.000 Thank her for joining us and faked Zoom shit.

01:53:56.000 What are we talking about here?

01:53:58.000 There is an app for that.

01:53:59.000 And no way in hell this person is going to conduct business with us.

01:54:01.000 All the check marks, leftist, 50-year-old, no kids, and fucking worthless.

01:54:06.000 I politely let her know we're all set.

01:54:08.000 I guess this is a guy telling us that he sussed out a Karen and didn't hire her.

01:54:12.000 Just stay the fuck away from these monsters in the same sense I didn't join the Proud Boys in 2016 because I have a knack for chess.

01:54:18.000 Combine with Kumia and make more money.

01:54:21.000 Or don't.

01:54:21.000 Charge $12.99 and get a secure server.

01:54:24.000 Thanks for the tips.

01:54:27.000 Why would I make more money if I combine with Kumia?

01:54:30.000 You douche.

01:54:31.000 Split your money with Kumia and double your money.

01:54:35.000 Drops from UCB Apology.

01:54:38.000 What's this say?

01:54:41.000 You pissed yourself.

01:54:43.000 This is terrible.

01:54:45.000 You pissed yourself.

01:54:47.000 Okay.

01:54:49.000 That was great.

01:54:49.000 Thanks, Lizzie.

01:54:50.000 There's a second one.

01:54:53.000 Alright, sir, I can handle this.

01:54:54.000 Well, then go ahead and handle it, because old Juju here has slowing up his show.

01:54:57.000 You know what?

01:54:58.000 Stop calling me Ju, you drunken turf cutter. 0.86

01:55:00.000 Okay, all right.

01:55:01.000 That's fucking boring.

01:55:04.000 Wow.

01:55:08.000 Australian punk, please don't send me some fucking band we've already talked about.

01:55:12.000 We've talked about Australian punk quite a bit.

01:55:14.000 Anyway, dear fags, a buddy of mine sent this Australian punk in me, and they have some good tunes. 1.00

01:55:19.000 The band is called Private Function, and the song I want you to check out says, I wish Australia had its guns again.

01:55:43.000 Great.

01:55:44.000 Thank you for that.

01:55:45.000 Great band.

01:55:46.000 That was awesome.

01:55:47.000 Sound very fun.

01:55:48.000 They remind me of Cockney Rejects and Angelic Upstarts and all that good classic stuff.

01:55:54.000 Let's go to the final video.

01:56:12.000 So the video that David did was sponsored by the Gravelle Institute.

01:56:21.000 And I thought maybe you should see what Mike Gravelle is like.

01:56:25.000 This is a video he did, simply called Rock, I believe.

01:56:30.000 I'm not sure if he titled it.

01:56:32.000 There's Mike.

01:56:35.000 Mike's focusing now.

01:56:40.000 He may have made a sound there.

01:56:46.000 Okay.

01:56:49.000 All right, did I forget to press play?

01:56:51.000 No, you'll notice by the background that play is engaged.

01:56:56.000 Mike is contemplating his next move.

01:57:00.000 This is in slow mode, and the water's moving very fast.

01:57:02.000 No, it's live action.

01:57:04.000 Okay.

01:57:04.000 This is a younger Mike Gravelle.

01:57:08.000 This is 2007.

01:57:09.000 This is before he ran for president, or I guess as he was running for president.

01:57:13.000 So I'm not sure you'd want this out here if you're going to go up against Barack Obama, one of the most popular and charming presidential candidates of all time.

01:57:23.000 This isn't live, right?

01:57:26.000 No.

01:57:26.000 Mike, are you there?

01:57:28.000 Time machine, Mike.

01:57:29.000 No, this is 2007.

01:57:30.000 This is 14 years ago.

01:57:33.000 So he's experimenting with the medium a little bit.

01:57:40.000 Oh, here we go.

01:57:42.000 Action.

01:57:43.000 Action, Olson.

01:57:45.000 He's wearing pants darker than his blazer, which is a bad sign.

01:57:49.000 His original parents are French-Canadian from Quebec.

01:57:52.000 What's he got there?

01:57:53.000 He's got a large rock.

01:57:55.000 Oh.

01:58:05.000 Sounds like a reliable source, much more astute than Dennis Prager.

01:58:11.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:58:30.000 Some artisanal cronuts, and be sure they're gluten-free.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 16, 2021

S03E86 - AMERICA DOESN'T SUCK

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