Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E87 - WHOSE PRIVILEGE?

00:00:58.000 Television That was Kill Your Television by Ned's Atomic Dustbin help popularized by John Peel as well as a band Death by Milk Float.

00:01:14.000 I believe that was in the late 80s when I was trading tapes, cassette tapes with my mates in England, jolly old England.

00:01:23.000 John Peel woke a lot of people up to the underground music scene at the time.

00:01:29.000 And not just punk and alternative and indie rock, but you know, African music like the Bundu Boys. 0.80

00:01:35.000 He was a great man and he died, I believe, late at night.

00:01:40.000 I always suspect cocaine heart attack.

00:01:43.000 I mean, people die.

00:01:44.000 When they die on a Friday night, you get a little suspicious, right?

00:01:47.000 Joe Strummer, John and Twistle.

00:01:49.000 When celebrities, rockers, die at 3 a.m. on a Friday, you think Coke.

00:01:54.000 It's got to be Coke.

00:01:55.000 Don't do Coke.

00:01:56.000 If you're old, guys, you can't handle it.

00:01:59.000 Ned's Atomic Does Bin are from Birmingham.

00:02:02.000 West Midlands.

00:02:03.000 It's not really North, not really South.

00:02:05.000 A lot of manufacturing there at one point.

00:02:07.000 Not really anymore.

00:02:08.000 A lot of poverty the day.

00:02:11.000 Amazing scene.

00:02:12.000 You're just near Birmingham.

00:02:13.000 You're just near Manchester.

00:02:15.000 You're not really north or south.

00:02:16.000 You're not Welsh. 1.00

00:02:17.000 What are you?

00:02:19.000 I don't know.

00:02:20.000 You're Northwest.

00:02:22.000 I like London.

00:02:23.000 I might move there.

00:02:25.000 You know a town I really enjoyed?

00:02:27.000 Look up where Mick Jagger's from, like his hometown.

00:02:32.000 Last time I went to Britain, I went to stay with Crass at Dial House.

00:02:38.000 And we took a very easternly route.

00:02:42.000 We went, because London is like Paris, right?

00:02:45.000 There's that big sort of circular highway that surrounds it, and then you can dip down.

00:02:49.000 So I took that around.

00:02:52.000 I wanted to avoid London traffic.

00:02:54.000 And we just stopped along the way, had some pints.

00:02:58.000 And we were in this place.

00:03:00.000 What's it called?

00:03:00.000 Dartford, Kent, England.

00:03:02.000 That sounds right, Dartford.

00:03:05.000 Oh, they love their Costa coffee, don't they? 0.97

00:03:08.000 But I just thought I could fucking move here tomorrow. 0.97

00:03:11.000 And I used to always say Britain is dead, and Tommy Robinson would assure me there's still hope. 0.96

00:03:16.000 And then on this tour in Dartford, I was seeing like Dr. Martin's and Harrington's and Pubs and Guinness and pub culture.

00:03:29.000 It was awesome.

00:03:31.000 I don't think drones really give you a good idea of what a town is like.

00:03:34.000 Also, that guy's there, though.

00:03:36.000 Oh, it's you.

00:03:37.000 That's not a good sign.

00:03:38.000 It's Q. You see, they discovered Q is you?

00:03:41.000 Yeah.

00:03:42.000 You Q. You pretty Q. You pre-Q.

00:03:46.000 That would maybe smash you.

00:03:47.000 Ryan Cats Q Rivera. 0.69

00:03:49.000 That would smash Wyan. 0.99

00:03:50.000 Smash this subscribe.

00:03:51.000 Smash the subscribe.

00:03:55.000 Pull that up.

00:03:56.000 Pull you being Q up, obviously. 1.00

00:03:59.000 I still couldn't find it from yesterday.

00:04:01.000 That picture of that guy.

00:04:04.000 Because, believe it or not, I'm not sure what's going on.

00:04:05.000 You know what's the cool term?

00:04:06.000 Bluein' on.

00:04:08.000 That's for these nut bar lefties who are just the same as the Pizzagate guys, but on the other side.

00:04:14.000 And they think everyone's conspiring.

00:04:16.000 And they're, of course, equally as obsessed with Q as the far right is.

00:04:20.000 I've never been a Q guy.

00:04:22.000 As Tucker points out, I don't even get Q's information.

00:04:28.000 Does he have a newsletter?

00:04:30.000 Does he tweet?

00:04:31.000 What is Q?

00:04:32.000 How do you get the info?

00:04:34.000 Is it deep down on 4chan?

00:04:35.000 Is he a poster on Reddit?

00:04:37.000 Do you even know?

00:04:38.000 I don't know.

00:04:39.000 You should probably know this.

00:04:40.000 I know that it's like a thread.

00:04:42.000 You can go on 4chan and things like that.

00:04:45.000 And we don't know who it is, but they have these drops information.

00:04:49.000 How do they drop it?

00:04:52.000 I think through 4chan.

00:04:54.000 Boring.

00:04:55.000 Borchan, more like. 1.00

00:04:58.000 Today's New York Post, sex addict maniac, suspect, sick excuse for massage parlor massacre. 1.00

00:05:04.000 Apparently, he was addicted to pornography. 0.99

00:05:08.000 Now, you know what's fascinating about this?

00:05:10.000 Milo's take is, oh, really? 0.98

00:05:14.000 Just as we were learning that blacks have a predilection for Asian hate crimes, you have an Asian dude, a white guy, go on an anti-Asian killing spree. 0.99

00:05:25.000 What a coinky thing. 1.00

00:05:27.000 So his contention is that it's the FBI, the CIA, it's just made this guy and it made him go kill people to obscure the narrative. 0.83

00:05:37.000 I don't, I'm not buying that. 0.98

00:05:39.000 That sounds ridiculous.

00:05:40.000 Although, I have noticed that the far left is going for that angle, hook line, and sinker. 0.97

00:05:46.000 So this is America.

00:05:47.000 This is Trump's America. 0.97

00:05:49.000 We're racist. 0.95

00:05:50.000 And this comes from calling it the China flu.

00:05:53.000 And then the guy himself goes, no, no, no, it's nothing to do with that.

00:05:56.000 I actually like them too much. 0.99

00:05:58.000 That's why I was trying to kill them. 1.00

00:05:59.000 So I wouldn't fuck them. 1.00

00:06:01.000 I'm obsessed with Asian porn. 1.00

00:06:03.000 And I keep going to massage parlors and getting handies. 0.99

00:06:05.000 And I don't want to do that anymore. 1.00

00:06:07.000 So the best way for me to stop is to kill them. 1.00

00:06:10.000 That makes sense, right? 1.00

00:06:11.000 If you're an alcoholic, go kill every guy who runs a liquor store. 0.99

00:06:16.000 Therefore, you won't be able to get it anymore. 0.99

00:06:19.000 Because there's only three liquor stores in the world, and there's only four massage parlors.

00:06:24.000 Nice mask.

00:06:25.000 There's Ryan.

00:06:26.000 Anon's mysterious leader, Q, is named as Ron Watkins, The son of 8-Chan owner in new HBO docuseries.

00:06:36.000 You go by Ron Watkins now?

00:06:39.000 That's a secret, but yeah, I do.

00:06:42.000 But Q is known for having the inside scoop.

00:06:45.000 You don't know anything at all.

00:06:47.000 That's my front.

00:06:49.000 What's the capital of New York?

00:06:52.000 See, I'm going to be in character, incognito.

00:06:56.000 Birmingham?

00:06:59.000 Oh, I get it.

00:07:00.000 It's all an act.

00:07:01.000 Yes.

00:07:02.000 You're actually super smart.

00:07:03.000 Correct.

00:07:04.000 Okay.

00:07:05.000 How many states are there?

00:07:11.000 Five?

00:07:12.000 What are the two bodies of the political system in America, in the White House?

00:07:18.000 The Pacific and the Atlantic.

00:07:23.000 You're making fun, but you don't know.

00:07:25.000 No, I do.

00:07:26.000 What are they?

00:07:26.000 Were the two political parties in America?

00:07:28.000 No, no.

00:07:30.000 The two basic structures of the American government.

00:07:32.000 House and Senate.

00:07:34.000 Okay.

00:07:35.000 Legislative, executive, and I wonder if Cardi B knows that.

00:07:39.000 I would love to do that.

00:07:41.000 I would love to say to Cardi B and Beyonce and Jay-Z and all these pop stars we worship, they get interviews with Joe Biden.

00:07:48.000 I'd like to say, how do you spell necessary?

00:07:52.000 Or have them read a Dr. Zeus book?

00:07:55.000 Wouldn't that be fun?

00:07:56.000 I'd love if I could get just a minute of Cardi B's time.

00:08:00.000 I just have one question for you, Cardi B. What's eight times seven?

00:08:05.000 Fucking dumb. 1.00

00:08:06.000 Are you fucking dumb? 1.00

00:08:08.000 Are you fucking dumb? 1.00

00:08:10.000 Front-facing camera must be on. 1.00

00:08:12.000 She's garbage. 1.00

00:08:14.000 Well, let's jump right to that story then. 1.00

00:08:16.000 Anyway, sorry. 0.98

00:08:17.000 So this is a lunatic who has the worst beard in history. 0.97

00:08:23.000 I honestly think this is the worst beard possible. 0.98

00:08:26.000 I have a better picture of it you can cut to.

00:08:28.000 I think I put it in racism.

00:08:32.000 Yeah, 3-3.

00:08:35.000 We have a better picture of this beard. 0.78

00:08:36.000 You're going to puke.

00:08:38.000 I think it's the worst beard that has ever been made. 0.99

00:08:41.000 That's people getting shot.

00:08:43.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:08:44.000 There we go.

00:08:46.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:08:48.000 Who's that white guy that sold out his family to Al-Qaeda? 0.98

00:08:51.000 I would understand more if you shot barbershops for not helping you. 0.97

00:08:57.000 Look at that thing. 0.98

00:08:58.000 It's like worse than the worst pubes.

00:09:01.000 Who's that guy, Josh something, who sold his family out to Al-Qaeda? 0.99

00:09:05.000 The guy, the Canadian guy, who's friends with the prime minister, who allowed his wife to be raped, allowed his children to die.

00:09:15.000 His child was killed because he wanted to go backpacking along Al-Qaeda territory. 0.99

00:09:23.000 He also has a disgusting beard. 0.98

00:09:25.000 Yeah, that's what made me think of it. 1.00

00:09:27.000 You should just kill everyone with that kind of beard. 1.00

00:09:30.000 You could have saved eight lives if you just kill people with beards that shitty. 1.00

00:09:35.000 Clearly, the guy's insane, right? 1.00

00:09:37.000 Like, you can feel the clippers in your hand when you look at him. 0.86

00:09:42.000 You can feel yourself trimming.

00:09:46.000 So, yeah, the left is going for the anti-Asian angle.

00:09:50.000 They've wanted to talk, they love talking about racism, and they've wanted to talk about these Asian attacks for weeks and weeks now.

00:09:57.000 There he is.

00:09:58.000 But they were unable.

00:09:59.000 Joshua Boyle.

00:10:01.000 Joshua Boyle, that's his name. 1.00

00:10:02.000 What a stinky. 0.99

00:10:05.000 They weren't able to talk about it. 1.00

00:10:06.000 I fucking hate that look. 0.99

00:10:09.000 And Ray, if you're watching, you're guilty of this. 1.00

00:10:13.000 When I just said we should kill everyone with that beard that shitty, but we should also just start killing people who have beards with no mustache. 1.00

00:10:20.000 And that includes you, Ray. 1.00

00:10:22.000 You know who you are.

00:10:24.000 I just said your name.

00:10:25.000 Yeah.

00:10:26.000 Look, this is what you look like to us, my friend.

00:10:29.000 Are you okay with that?

00:10:30.000 You look like you're being born. 1.00

00:10:31.000 You look like you're coming out of an asshole. 1.00

00:10:33.000 Oh, yeah, I can see that. 1.00

00:10:35.000 It's not a good look. 0.99

00:10:37.000 Taliban drug food to kill our baby. 1.00

00:10:39.000 What a bunch of jerks the Taliban are. 1.00

00:10:42.000 Anyway, how did they get to your baby? 1.00

00:10:45.000 Oh, you brought it to them. 0.99

00:10:49.000 Like, why don't you just fucking live with MS-13 and then say MS-13 killed my baby? 1.00

00:10:55.000 What were you doing in Taliban territory, you fucking weird dunce? 1.00

00:11:02.000 Let's check out the Candace versus Cardi B fight, though. 0.99

00:11:04.000 It's all deleted now.

00:11:05.000 It's hard to find. 0.97

00:11:06.000 But basically, Cardi B had gay sex with the woman with the most annoying name in pop culture history, Megan the Stallion. 0.99

00:11:20.000 What? 0.99

00:11:21.000 Even like Ponygirl, I could live with.

00:11:24.000 Stallion, first of all, is a stud.

00:11:27.000 We had a friend, Tom, what the hell was his name?

00:11:30.000 Tom Williams when I was in high school.

00:11:34.000 And he wasn't good with the chicks because he would get so drunk, he'd always barf all over himself.

00:11:39.000 So our joke nickname for him was Puky Stallion.

00:11:42.000 And the joke was that he's no stallion.

00:11:44.000 He's no stud. 0.64

00:11:45.000 He's always puking. 0.62

00:11:46.000 Puky Stallion.

00:11:48.000 I didn't make it up.

00:11:49.000 Paul Toddy did, who subsequently has died.

00:11:52.000 But stallion means you're a stud.

00:11:55.000 You're good with the ladies.

00:11:57.000 And now a woman's calling herself Megan, which is just such a normal, boring, plain Jane name. 0.95

00:12:04.000 Might as well be Jennifer. 1.00

00:12:05.000 The with an extra E. What?

00:12:08.000 Why?

00:12:09.000 And then stallion.

00:12:12.000 No woman wants to be a horse. 1.00

00:12:14.000 In fact, horses are training wheels for men.

00:12:18.000 You'll notice young girls, they adore horses.

00:12:21.000 That's because they genetically know somewhere in their genes, deep down, they're attracted to men.

00:12:26.000 But they're obviously not sexual yet, so they don't actually want a real man.

00:12:29.000 So they go with little lady boys like those K-pop stars, boy bands, that helps too.

00:12:35.000 And then they also appreciate horses because they like something big and strong and muscular. 0.99

00:12:40.000 They don't want to get fucked. 0.99

00:12:41.000 And then once they become like 15, they no longer give a shit about horses and they want to date. 1.00

00:12:47.000 They want a man. 0.97

00:12:48.000 My experience with women is probably very different from you.

00:12:52.000 Women would tolerate sex when I was a teenager. 1.00

00:12:56.000 They were curious in my early 20s.

00:12:59.000 In college, They were like, let's give this a whirl. 1.00

00:13:03.000 And they only really were into banging and like, let's fuck. 1.00

00:13:07.000 This is awesome. 1.00

00:13:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:09.000 When I was 25.

00:13:11.000 Huh.

00:13:12.000 And then at my age, of course, we're all the same.

00:13:16.000 All bets are off.

00:13:17.000 What about you? 0.88

00:13:18.000 I was dating my black girlfriend.

00:13:20.000 I was dating my...

00:13:21.000 I was dating my black back in character, not QAnon. 0.84

00:13:25.000 I was dating my black girlfriend, Imani, for a year before she was like, let me blow you, like in the movies. 1.00

00:13:31.000 And I was like, all right.

00:13:32.000 How old were you? 1.00

00:13:33.000 Young as shit. 1.00

00:13:34.000 Maybe like 13? 1.00

00:13:37.000 Is that legal? 0.72

00:13:39.000 Is it legal for 13-year-olds to have sex with each other?

00:13:42.000 I don't know.

00:13:45.000 They shouldn't. 0.96

00:13:46.000 How old should you be to have sex? 0.89

00:13:48.000 I was 17. 0.92

00:13:50.000 That was late.

00:13:50.000 That's pretty late for a guy.

00:13:52.000 Puerto Rican.

00:13:53.000 You're usually a parent by then, literally.

00:13:55.000 Yeah, you usually have triplets.

00:13:57.000 So I think 17.

00:14:00.000 For guys.

00:14:01.000 I think guys, maybe even 16.

00:14:03.000 I don't know.

00:14:04.000 Yeah, for guys, you can do it when you're 15.

00:14:05.000 For girls, you really want to get them up to this 17. 1.00

00:14:08.000 14 is nauseating. 0.98

00:14:10.000 I don't care if your boyfriend's 13, but a 14-year-old girl fornicating. 1.00

00:14:15.000 I mean, when you talk to girls, especially black girls, they're like, yeah, I lost it at 12. 1.00

00:14:19.000 Well, it seems like the damage is already done there.

00:14:22.000 A mentally healthy 13 or 14-year-old probably doesn't think that that's an option.

00:14:26.000 My wife's a virgin. 1.00

00:14:27.000 Did I ever tell you that?

00:14:29.000 How's that possible?

00:14:30.000 We adopted our kids.

00:14:32.000 Oh, we're not ready yet.

00:14:34.000 Yes, that's right.

00:14:35.000 We will have sex eventually, but we're not ready. 0.86

00:14:37.000 We cuddle. 0.99

00:14:38.000 We've tried oral.

00:14:40.000 We grind a lot with our jeans on.

00:14:43.000 I guess that's good.

00:14:44.000 Yeah, we dry hump.

00:14:45.000 Are you scared or?

00:14:46.000 I'm not ready.

00:14:48.000 Yeah, I hear you.

00:14:49.000 I'm not a virgin. 0.80

00:14:50.000 I've had sex before. 0.83

00:14:50.000 She's never had sex. 0.83

00:14:51.000 Right.

00:14:51.000 Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:14:53.000 Well, there's something wrong with that.

00:14:55.000 I'm not really something wrong with that.

00:14:58.000 Let's see this feud, though.

00:14:59.000 So anyway, sorry.

00:15:00.000 Long tangent.

00:15:01.000 Wow, what a long introduction. 0.98

00:15:02.000 So Cardi B, as you know by now, she got up on stage and she did her WAP song, which no one has a fucking problem with, all right? 0.92

00:15:11.000 I loved punk. 0.82

00:15:12.000 When I saw the Sex Pistols in the late 70s doing God Save the Queen, sabotaging the Queen's Jubilee, I thought, that's balsy and irreverent and crazy and awesome and exciting. 1.00

00:15:24.000 So we don't want Cardi be censored, obviously, not at censored.tv anyway.

00:15:29.000 We want her to be able to do that.

00:15:30.000 It's just the glorification of it and the double standard.

00:15:35.000 So because we're living in an era of black woman privilege, everything you hear about white privilege is true of black women. 1.00

00:15:44.000 They can say and do anything they want, including glorify prostitution. 0.97

00:15:49.000 And she wasn't just any stripper. 1.00

00:15:50.000 She was a prostitute who would suck dick and fuck men for money, but she'd also drug and rob them, which was glorified in the movie Hustler. 1.00

00:15:58.000 We watched a whole segment on that, right? 1.00

00:16:00.000 We watched it without the volume on and guessed 98% of the movie.

00:16:05.000 So she's the lowest of the low. 0.99

00:16:07.000 And she got in a fight. 1.00

00:16:09.000 Imagine living in a nation Cardi B's wet-ass pussy wins song of the year. 0.98

00:16:13.000 Yet Cat in the Hat is deemed inappropriate content and Disney slaps content warnings on the multiple. 0.98

00:16:17.000 That's why it's a problem.

00:16:18.000 That's why we're pissed off.

00:16:20.000 We're not pissed off that Cardi B exists.

00:16:22.000 We want her to exist. 0.87

00:16:23.000 We even want slutty rap. 1.00

00:16:25.000 I mean, rap is basically as offensive as punk was. 0.94

00:16:28.000 So I'm fine with that. 0.94

00:16:29.000 Go ahead and glorify prostitution. 1.00

00:16:32.000 Should be glorified.

00:16:33.000 I mean, it should be able to be glorified.

00:16:36.000 I'm against prostitution.

00:16:37.000 I think it should be legal.

00:16:38.000 But Candace got in a fight with her about all this, and Candace summed it up beautifully.

00:16:42.000 She said, nobody wants their daughter to be Cardi B. And that's like the ultimate argument settler. 0.95

00:16:49.000 That's the end.

00:16:50.000 No one's saying you can't do what you do.

00:16:52.000 No one's saying there shouldn't be songs glorifying prostitution.

00:16:55.000 We are annoyed that everything, you know, that's not black woman is censored. 1.00

00:17:02.000 And black women, we have a woman who's a fucking felon who raped men, drugged them. 1.00

00:17:08.000 That's rape, right? 1.00

00:17:09.000 If you drug someone, you have sex with them, drugged and robbed them. 0.51

00:17:14.000 I don't know exactly what that crime is.

00:17:16.000 Oh, booger alert.

00:17:18.000 Taking advantage of an intoxicated person.

00:17:21.000 Thank you, Ryan.

00:17:22.000 That's how you say what laws are.

00:17:23.000 You just say the crime fancy.

00:17:25.000 That's right.

00:17:25.000 And that's the name of the law.

00:17:28.000 And she's interviewing the vice president.

00:17:30.000 That's the part that annoys us.

00:17:31.000 It's the mainstream acceptance and the hypocrisy, which are basically the same thing.

00:17:36.000 That's what pisses us off. 0.99

00:17:38.000 And then we're not allowed to fucking point it out. 0.98

00:17:41.000 So Candace just said, why is this so popular? 0.98

00:17:44.000 Why is this okay?

00:17:46.000 And we are not okay.

00:17:48.000 You know, why are Milo and Gavin deplatformed?

00:17:51.000 It's ironic because Candace and I were friends.

00:17:54.000 I would argue I discovered her.

00:17:57.000 And then I got too hot and she stepped away. 0.98

00:17:59.000 I needed fucking over $10,000 to bring her on censored.tv. 1.00

00:18:06.000 Which bothered me, by the way, but that's neither here nor there. 0.97

00:18:10.000 So we're living in an era where Candace can't be friends with Gavin, but Cardi B can glorify stripping during prime time with money shooting everywhere. 1.00

00:18:22.000 And she's the worst, most evil stripper in the history of stripping because she drugged and robbed men. 1.00

00:18:26.000 And even that was glorified by the mainstream.

00:18:29.000 And they made a movie wherein, if you recall, in the movie Hustler, they say that these finance guys that they're robbing are taking firemen's pensions, firemen who fought, who went into the burning towers in 9-11.

00:18:45.000 These finance guys are taking that money and spending it on strippers. 1.00

00:18:49.000 So they're just robin hooding it. 0.99

00:18:51.000 Meanwhile, these strippers were buying fucking Louis Vuitton heels. 1.00

00:18:56.000 So isn't the money going back to France? 0.99

00:19:00.000 You're not spending it on FDNY merch.

00:19:02.000 No, that's not true.

00:19:03.000 They bought designer gear that was made by and sold by firemen.

00:19:07.000 Oh.

00:19:07.000 Fireman-only business.

00:19:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:09.000 I keep forgetting how many firemen work at Gucci.

00:19:11.000 True. 1.00

00:19:14.000 You can tell that woman's a cunt, right? 1.00

00:19:15.000 That Asian? 1.00

00:19:18.000 Yeah, I wouldn't hang out with that.

00:19:19.000 The actress I brought.

00:19:20.000 What's her name?

00:19:21.000 Ooh.

00:19:23.000 I forgot about her.

00:19:24.000 She was hot for a minute.

00:19:26.000 Constance Wu. 1.00

00:19:27.000 Constance Wu, you can just tell is a cunt. 1.00

00:19:30.000 It's like that other black chick that you told me is a cunt. 1.00

00:19:34.000 And I go, What are you talking about? 1.00

00:19:35.000 And then later I went, Yeah, you can just tell.

00:19:38.000 Do you know who I'm talking about?

00:19:39.000 Jeanette Janelle Monet.

00:19:42.000 Yeah, Janelle Monet. 1.00

00:19:44.000 Yeah, you can just tell she is a fucking self-righteous, horrible cunt. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Obnoxious. 1.00

00:19:50.000 And this is just like there's gay face, there's cunt face. 1.00

00:19:54.000 Constance Wu has cunt face, and this bitch has cunt face. 1.00

00:19:58.000 Never met her. 1.00

00:19:59.000 Never even heard an interview with her.

00:20:00.000 You can totally tell. 1.00

00:20:01.000 But Ryan told me she's a cunt, and I just clicked. 1.00

00:20:05.000 Something clicked. 1.00

00:20:08.000 Can't you just tell now that you say it?

00:20:10.000 Look at this.

00:20:11.000 If you were working on set of one of her videos and you were running the concession stand, you'd have to concede a lot to her.

00:20:19.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 Like she would be really shitty to you, but it's not because she's in the back.

00:20:22.000 Why is there no more mayonnaise? 0.75

00:20:23.000 Right.

00:20:25.000 There's sour cream.

00:20:26.000 There's cream cheese. 0.99

00:20:30.000 There's no fucking mayonnaise. 0.99

00:20:31.000 Like, she's super pleasant around her friends. 0.99

00:20:34.000 She says, talk to you.

00:20:34.000 She says, can you ask him why there's no mayonnaise?

00:20:37.000 Find out why there's no fucking mayonnaise. 0.99

00:20:38.000 That would be terrible. 0.99

00:20:39.000 But you over here, you go, there is mayonnaise.

00:20:41.000 We're just getting in the back.

00:20:42.000 Was I talking to you?

00:20:44.000 No, I'm just telling you that we have mayonnaise.

00:20:46.000 It's coming.

00:20:47.000 It's not here now.

00:20:48.000 Tell him it's not here now.

00:20:50.000 Yeah, she doesn't talk to you. 0.99

00:20:52.000 She has the PA do all the conversating. 1.00

00:20:54.000 Kind of a bitch. 1.00

00:20:57.000 You, Janelle Monet, you come across as a bitch. 1.00

00:21:02.000 If nobody was watching me, I hate you. 1.00

00:21:06.000 I would be doing that. 1.00

00:21:06.000 I hate her. 1.00

00:21:07.000 Hate has to be.

00:21:08.000 I love creating music.

00:21:09.000 I love giving music.

00:21:11.000 Giving music.

00:21:11.000 I love giving music.

00:21:13.000 I have no expectations.

00:21:14.000 We were correct.

00:21:14.000 I would love to be able to play my records.

00:21:18.000 It's so basic, I can't hear it.

00:21:19.000 And I respect your level of musicality.

00:21:27.000 Oh.

00:21:28.000 Lack of better words.

00:21:28.000 Or I know when you mention certain songs, you have great taste.

00:21:33.000 Thanks.

00:21:34.000 And so that means a lot to have your support.

00:21:37.000 Jesus.

00:21:38.000 Yeah.

00:21:39.000 And I just think that, you know, every journey, we don't all have to take the same turn.

00:21:43.000 She's like printing. 0.98

00:21:44.000 She's wildly humorous.

00:21:45.000 Is she talking that Vlad dude?

00:21:48.000 Maybe.

00:21:50.000 It's Ebro.

00:21:50.000 Is that the guy with the tattoos?

00:21:52.000 Ibro and Rosenberg.

00:21:53.000 I don't know him.

00:21:55.000 He looks like Brooklyn Dad.

00:21:56.000 Hot 97 guy.

00:21:57.000 Remember the female player in the movie Soul? 1.00

00:22:01.000 The black lady who played the Trumpet or whatever? 1.00

00:22:04.000 No. 1.00

00:22:04.000 She was a total bitch. 1.00

00:22:06.000 Total bitch. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:07.000 What a fucking bitch. 1.00

00:22:08.000 That was basically her. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Yeah, you can just tell. 0.93

00:22:10.000 You know who's fucking awesome? 0.96

00:22:13.000 Who that? 0.97

00:22:14.000 Again, you wouldn't expect it.

00:22:15.000 Because I was just thinking in my head, I was like, wouldn't it be funny if I met Janelle Monet and she was the funniest, coolest person in the world?

00:22:21.000 And I'd have to go, I'm going to be honest. 0.99

00:22:23.000 I thought, before I even knew you, I thought you came across as a bitch. 1.00

00:22:28.000 And I thought, wouldn't that be funny? 1.00

00:22:29.000 And then I realized, oh yeah, there is a chick like that. 1.00

00:22:32.000 Gabrielle Soubedade.

00:22:34.000 Soubadade? 1.00

00:22:35.000 The ugly bitch. 1.00

00:22:36.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:22:37.000 See, she's a bitch in that movie. 1.00

00:22:38.000 Yep. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Gabrielle Soubedebebe, the big fat, one of the ugliest women in the world. 1.00

00:22:46.000 Fucking awesome. 1.00

00:22:47.000 Hilarious. 0.97

00:22:48.000 I've told you about this before.

00:22:50.000 She's buddies with Jimmy Kimmel.

00:22:53.000 At his wedding, she entered the church as the bride. 0.99

00:23:00.000 And little kids were crying and old people were fucking furious. 0.99

00:23:03.000 That's hilarious. 0.99

00:23:05.000 And she stood there and the whole music played.

00:23:07.000 Jimmy didn't know what was going to happen.

00:23:09.000 It was a surprise.

00:23:10.000 It was a prank on him. 1.00

00:23:11.000 And she had fucked him. 0.99

00:23:12.000 Missy, whatever her name is, had screwed him by saying, look, weddings are very important to me, so don't do any jokes. 0.99

00:23:19.000 Meanwhile, she had laced up the whole thing with prank upon prank upon prank. 0.96

00:23:24.000 And then here's another funny, cool thing about her.

00:23:26.000 She was in a sketch that Kimmel put together called like Hollywood the movie.

00:23:31.000 It was stolen from Mr. Show.

00:23:32.000 But in it, Gabrielle played Gab. 1.00

00:23:36.000 What the fuck is her name? 0.99

00:23:37.000 Gabu-Ray? 1.00

00:23:39.000 Gabu Ray Sidibay.

00:23:41.000 Gabu-Ray?

00:23:42.000 Gabu-Ray?

00:23:44.000 Sounds like a fat ray gun.

00:23:47.000 Flab-ray. 0.98

00:23:48.000 Gabu-ray, she dressed up as black Hitler for it. 1.00

00:23:52.000 And after she did the sketch, they go, okay, I guess you can change in here.

00:23:57.000 And she goes, I don't want to change.

00:23:59.000 She goes, I'm wearing this home.

00:24:01.000 And she wore it.

00:24:03.000 She wore it all day.

00:24:04.000 You could, yes. 0.99

00:24:06.000 She would fucking say something to her. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Well, it's black female privilege. 1.00

00:24:09.000 BFM. 0.99

00:24:12.000 You can just take children and be like, yeah, you're my kid and I'm like somebody's dog.

00:24:17.000 By the way, I sent you what I think might be the hottest woman in the world. 1.00

00:24:22.000 And the hottest woman in the world is not a 10. 1.00

00:24:25.000 Victoria's Secret models, those girls are 10s. 1.00

00:24:29.000 We don't want a 10.

00:24:30.000 I don't even know if I find 10s attractive. 1.00

00:24:33.000 I've never fucked one. 0.97

00:24:35.000 Yeah, I have, I guess, once or twice. 0.96

00:24:37.000 Very rarely.

00:24:38.000 I've dated a model for a while and it was boring.

00:24:41.000 But Victoria's Secret Model, look at these girls, Victoria's Secret Girls. 1.00

00:24:44.000 Show them first. 0.99

00:24:46.000 Like, yes, they're fucking stunning. 1.00

00:24:48.000 And you want to say I chop my dick off just to eat their ass. 1.00

00:24:52.000 Sure. 1.00

00:24:52.000 But then you're like, there's nothing to hold on to. 1.00

00:24:55.000 Like, I don't think of you.

00:24:57.000 I already forgot what that first girl looks like. 0.97

00:24:59.000 Like, I can't, if I close my eyes, I can't really picture her.

00:25:04.000 So tens are gross.

00:25:05.000 Tens are twos.

00:25:07.000 Yeah.

00:25:07.000 But you know who's a real 10 is a seven.

00:25:10.000 Sevens are the real tens. 1.00

00:25:13.000 And ladies, I know that you're down on yourself and you look in the mirror and you go, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:25:17.000 I'm so not hot. 1.00

00:25:18.000 I'm such a seven. 0.99

00:25:19.000 My husband's going to dump me soon.

00:25:20.000 He's going to trade me in for a younger model. 0.96

00:25:23.000 Wrong.

00:25:24.000 You might want to see what we see as a 10.

00:25:27.000 The one on the left.

00:25:28.000 Now show the whole body.

00:25:33.000 That is a game changer.

00:25:35.000 That's perfection right there.

00:25:37.000 Now, my boy Kumia, Anthony Kumia, prefers the blonde on the right.

00:25:42.000 No, thanks.

00:25:45.000 I broke my TV yesterday.

00:25:46.000 I whipped the phone at the TV at the end of the show yesterday, so I'm not really seeing what you're seeing.

00:25:50.000 I'm seeing a lot of lines and a lot of purple.

00:25:54.000 But that amount of fatness is considered perfect fatness as far as we're concerned here in the world of men, in the gab zone in the dude zone, not the gab zone.

00:26:08.000 True, that's why I'm bringing this up.

00:26:11.000 That is perfection.

00:26:13.000 Look at that. 0.99

00:26:14.000 The tits, absolutely amazing. 0.99

00:26:16.000 The perfect tits on the right, okay, not a big fan of them. 1.00

00:26:21.000 Not much I can do with them. 0.97

00:26:23.000 They're too perfect.

00:26:24.000 I'm not interested.

00:26:25.000 The tiny little body on the right, it's a 12-year-old boy. 0.97

00:26:30.000 So I'm not a gay pedophile. 0.95

00:26:32.000 So not interested there. 0.99

00:26:34.000 I want a bit of a gunt.

00:26:37.000 Now, I will say when you marry her three kids later, we're going to be dealing with a bit of a large march. 0.99

00:26:42.000 But by then, you won't give a shit. 0.99

00:26:44.000 She will have brought you kids. 1.00

00:26:46.000 But is that a game changer or what?

00:26:48.000 I'm such a simp that after I saw this post, I tried to track down the bar, hoping they had a staff page.

00:26:57.000 And then I could find her Instagram and simp out on her there.

00:27:01.000 It's almost like on the right is like just like a chicken breast, and on the left is a piece of beef.

00:27:06.000 You could eat beef with a little bit, maybe a little bit of salt, but you could just eat beef.

00:27:10.000 The one on the right is the dinner at a fancy restaurant where it's a super small portion, and you're like, this is very good.

00:27:15.000 It's very expensive.

00:27:16.000 You can't get drunk and loud. 1.00

00:27:17.000 The one on the left is like a Scottish meat pie or like yesterday, the wife made, what do you call that cabbage shit for corned beef cabbage shit, that Irish meal. 0.99

00:27:31.000 And it was just like, this is the best thing I've ever had in my life. 0.98

00:27:33.000 Like the one on the left is Shepherd's Pie.

00:27:35.000 You don't want to go to a fancy restaurant every night.

00:27:38.000 It's fun once in a while.

00:27:39.000 But as far as what you really actually desire, it's Shepherd's Pie. 0.99

00:27:43.000 So anyway, if she's out there, please kill my wife and sweep me off my feet. 1.00

00:27:49.000 I love that tweet. 1.00

00:27:50.000 That's so perfect.

00:27:51.000 Just that.

00:27:55.000 And like what she's...

00:28:03.000 Perfect.

00:28:03.000 That's how we feel.

00:28:04.000 They want to take that away from us.

00:28:06.000 Men love women so much.

00:28:07.000 That's the funny thing about us sexists.

00:28:08.000 You know what I thought about it?

00:28:09.000 We worship women. 0.98

00:28:10.000 And I don't want to rape her. 1.00

00:28:11.000 I don't want to fuck her. 1.00

00:28:12.000 I'm married. 1.00

00:28:13.000 Well, I want her.

00:28:14.000 Yeah, of course I do, but you know what I mean. 1.00

00:28:16.000 Like, if I had the opportunity, I would not fuck her. 1.00

00:28:19.000 But I want her to be married and have a big family. 1.00

00:28:22.000 And I want to high-five the guy that gets to fuck her for the rest of his life. 1.00

00:28:25.000 Right on, dude. 1.00

00:28:26.000 Yeah.

00:28:26.000 Awesome.

00:28:27.000 Wow. 1.00

00:28:28.000 Can I suck your dick? 1.00

00:28:28.000 Does it still taste of her? 1.00

00:28:30.000 It's like watching a guy accomplish something awesome.

00:28:32.000 It's like, I'm not doing that, but I'm happy for you.

00:28:34.000 I like that I'm one of you.

00:28:36.000 If I was magic, I would hook her up with a guy that's going to be with her forever, protect her and keep her safe and have five kids.

00:28:43.000 What do you think about going to Times Square holding a sign that just says, I like women. 1.00

00:28:47.000 I like women. 1.00

00:28:48.000 Maybe have like more of a Brad-looking guy do it.

00:28:51.000 It would be taken the wrong way.

00:28:53.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:54.000 Something like this.

00:28:54.000 Just like I'm taking it right now?

00:28:56.000 Well, just, I think that that would be seen as an inflammatory comment.

00:28:59.000 Like, what do you mean you like women?

00:29:00.000 You're objectifying women. 0.99

00:29:02.000 It's like, what's just the nice...

00:29:03.000 You have to do that by NYU or something.

00:29:04.000 Times Square isn't New York.

00:29:06.000 It's all tourists.

00:29:07.000 So it's like mostly, it's like the UN. 0.99

00:29:10.000 You'll notice when we do our streeters there, it's Indians and fucking Argentinians and Russians and Polaks and Brits. 1.00

00:29:18.000 But if you did that by, you know, the East Village. 0.99

00:29:21.000 Here's the TV, by the way.

00:29:22.000 Oh.

00:29:23.000 And you were, remember, so before the show, you were singing the song to kill your television.

00:29:29.000 But you didn't know the name of the song yet, but it was in your head.

00:29:33.000 And I killed my television?

00:29:34.000 Yeah.

00:29:36.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:29:36.000 I don't think that's why.

00:29:38.000 I was thinking about that epoch of music that John Peel glorified in the late 80s, which was sort of post-punk indie rock.

00:29:45.000 And Ned's Atomic Dustbin were the most successful of that ilk.

00:29:49.000 Huge quinky dink, though. 0.98

00:29:51.000 Sort of.

00:29:52.000 We never finished the Candace thing.

00:29:54.000 Well, we're off in tangents, but I'm still.

00:29:57.000 So we're on the same page, right?

00:29:59.000 We like Cardi B. We think she's funny.

00:30:02.000 We don't like black female privilege. 1.00

00:30:05.000 We don't like that she's considered a source of political information. 1.00

00:30:10.000 And she introduces, I mean, she interviews the fucking president. 0.98

00:30:14.000 And it was shocking that out of the two, she was the most coherent. 0.99

00:30:21.000 Was that the one where he had ducks behind him?

00:30:23.000 No, that was a different, that was the same room, but a different thing.

00:30:26.000 So, yeah, so Candace says, how does it start?

00:30:34.000 No, that's late, late, late in the game.

00:30:36.000 Here we go.

00:30:39.000 I don't take issue with you having success.

00:30:42.000 I can't read this because the TV's broken.

00:30:44.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:30:51.000 I don't work for Fox News, Belle Callis, nor do I take issue with you having success.

00:30:55.000 I take issue with you being used to encourage young women to strip themselves of dignity.

00:30:59.000 Men typically treat women how they treat themselves. 0.85

00:31:01.000 You know that.

00:31:04.000 And then a bunch of people react to her.

00:31:05.000 And she, I mean, we don't have to go through it in chronological order.

00:31:11.000 She, Candy, what's her name? 1.00

00:31:14.000 Cardi B. Cardi B deleted all her tweets.

00:31:17.000 I don't know why Candy is so bothered by WAP.

00:31:20.000 I was just inspired by her former first lady.

00:31:22.000 So Cardi B's defense is Melania used to pose naked.

00:31:28.000 Sort of.

00:31:29.000 I mean, she was a model 30 years ago, and she did some nude shots.

00:31:34.000 Yes. 1.00

00:31:35.000 She wasn't really talking about her wet ass pussy and her pH balance. 1.00

00:31:39.000 Remember that whole thing about sucking dick? 1.00

00:31:41.000 Yep. 1.00

00:31:42.000 You fuck a guy. 1.00

00:31:43.000 You suck his dick after you had a cheeseburger. 1.00

00:31:45.000 Then he fucks you with all that cheeseburger grease on his dick from your mouth and that fuck up your pH balance, which is why you got a dry ass pussy. 1.00

00:31:54.000 That's like Cardi B's area of expertise. 1.00

00:31:59.000 Does anyone want to fuck Cardi B? 1.00

00:32:01.000 No, she's very brawlic. 1.00

00:32:03.000 There's like a lot of her that like, usually Dominicans. 1.00

00:32:06.000 I know how gays see women when she talks. 0.99

00:32:10.000 Like that's, I feel zilch compared to that bartender we just showed with the shamrocks on her tits. 1.00

00:32:18.000 Like that makes me want to pull my dick off and whip it through the window at her. 1.00

00:32:24.000 With Cardi B, I want to cut my dick off and flush it down the toilet. 1.00

00:32:28.000 And put it in a cheeseburger and shit. 1.00

00:32:30.000 Like, I wouldn't be surprised if I went to fuck Cardi B and I pulled down my pants and I had a vagina because my penis went into my body. 1.00

00:32:36.000 I had a hole there. 1.00

00:32:38.000 She's like, okay, that's cool. 1.00

00:32:39.000 I'll lick your pussy. 1.00

00:32:42.000 Okay. 1.00

00:32:42.000 And this is, this is, so I made a hole, right, where my penis was. 1.00

00:32:46.000 This is Cardi B licking my makeshift hole. 1.00

00:32:49.000 This is my face. 0.98

00:32:54.000 All right, let's wrap it up.

00:32:56.000 I think we're done here. 1.00

00:32:58.000 Stop being such a pussy. 1.00

00:33:01.000 You don't want me to fucking lick your pussy? 1.00

00:33:03.000 I don't know why I'm doing Chinese when I try to sound like Cardi B. Yeah, that is Chinese. 1.00

00:33:07.000 Dominicans are trashy, man. 1.00

00:33:09.000 Yeah, no kidding. 1.00

00:33:12.000 You Puerto Ricans hate being associated with them, don't you? 0.67

00:33:15.000 Even being in the same sentence just bugged me a little bit.

00:33:18.000 Really?

00:33:18.000 No, no, no.

00:33:20.000 I don't really have that whole thing. 1.00

00:33:21.000 Not you talking about two women thrusting their vaginas together while your husband and brother slap cocks and balls together. 1.00

00:33:27.000 Well, would you look at that? 1.00

00:33:28.000 So she pulls up an obviously Photoshop tweet where Candace allegedly admits that her husband and her brother fuck. 1.00

00:33:38.000 Now, how could you be so retarded that you don't think that tweet looks unusual compared to Candace's other tweets? 1.00

00:33:47.000 How many tweets does Candace have talking about infidelity and homosexuality within her immediate family? 0.99

00:33:53.000 Not many.

00:33:54.000 Not a lot.

00:33:56.000 So anyway, she's suing Cardi B. She's suing Cardi B for saying that. 0.74

00:34:02.000 You can't throw wild lies against private members of my family because you're upset someone called you out on your degenerate performance.

00:34:08.000 I'll keep you all posted.

00:34:09.000 She'll have a pretty tough case, though. 0.94

00:34:12.000 Because she's a public figure, it's hard to slander. 0.99

00:34:14.000 There's that.

00:34:15.000 We still have a bit of free speech in America.

00:34:17.000 There's BFM, black female privilege. 1.00

00:34:20.000 But she's actually black. 0.95

00:34:21.000 And it's actually black versus Dominican, which is just to differentiate anyone who's remotely has any blacks anywhere in their family.

00:34:29.000 It's the one-drop rule.

00:34:33.000 But also, she can just say, I was mistaken.

00:34:36.000 Although I wouldn't be surprised if lawyers convince her to say, I apologize.

00:34:42.000 I didn't realize that was a fake tweet.

00:34:44.000 I bet they can make her do that. 1.00

00:34:45.000 Isn't ignorance nine-tenths of the law?

00:34:49.000 Well, you have to, you have a reason.

00:34:52.000 So her reason is, I put that out because I found it on the internet. 0.99

00:34:57.000 Now, the case in reality is you'd have to be an absolute fucking retard to think that that tweet was real, but it's not illegal to be a retard in America. 0.99

00:35:08.000 Not yet. 0.99

00:35:10.000 These are some quotes by Cardi.

00:35:16.000 Unless you buy me a bag.

00:35:17.000 When you put my shmoney on jeopardy, now we got a problem.

00:35:21.000 I'm just regular.

00:35:22.000 This one's interesting.

00:35:23.000 But one day she can be like, guess what?

00:35:25.000 My daughter owns this.

00:35:26.000 So what if my daughter was a stripper? 1.00

00:35:28.000 She owns a business. 0.57

00:35:28.000 She owns a house. 0.57

00:35:29.000 Look at the shit she's driving. 1.00

00:35:31.000 That's what I wanted to say. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Look what my daughter bought me. 1.00

00:35:34.000 What the fuck did your daughter buy you? 1.00

00:35:35.000 Nothing. 1.00

00:35:37.000 And that is true.

00:35:37.000 That's like Satan talking about her.

00:35:39.000 His daughter has never bought her anything.

00:35:41.000 Candace doesn't have a daughter, but that's neither here nor there.

00:35:46.000 I just want my body count up. 1.00

00:35:48.000 Bitch, I'm a human just like you. 1.00

00:35:50.000 I like chicken with barbecue sauce just like you. 1.00

00:35:52.000 I don't want my body count up.

00:35:54.000 If I were elected president of the United States, I would allow food stamps to get McDonald's.

00:35:58.000 Maybe she should be president. 1.00

00:35:59.000 Ever since, let me see that one.

00:36:01.000 Ever since I took that etiquette class, all I want to do now is wipe people activities.

00:36:06.000 Don't expect me to cook.

00:36:07.000 I'm tired.

00:36:08.000 I'm as tired as you.

00:36:09.000 I put niggas to sleep. 1.00

00:36:10.000 What is she, Red Fox? 0.92

00:36:11.000 Like Zigglypuff. 0.99

00:36:12.000 She's like, she's fucking red fox. 1.00

00:36:16.000 So you understand all the zero liberals who watch this show. 0.99

00:36:20.000 We don't want Cardi B not to exist.

00:36:23.000 We just are annoyed at the mainstreaming of her perversions and the glorification of stripperdom. 0.52

00:36:29.000 You never see that from a... 0.99

00:36:30.000 That was a redneck thing, and it was like, yeah, I'm a stripper and a country gal, and I like to show my tits, and your girl should too. 1.00

00:36:38.000 It wouldn't go anywhere, and they talk about how disgusting and trashy America has become. 1.00

00:36:42.000 If you made Cardi B white and repeated her career, the left would be fucking apoplectic talking about how disgusting our culture is and what we've sunk to with these redneck pig sluts in overalls. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed? 0.99

00:37:01.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:37:04.000 Cute.

00:37:06.000 And so speaking of that, do you sell this?

00:37:09.000 Is that Zoe Kravitz or whatever? 1.00

00:37:11.000 Right-wing Gringo posted this.

00:37:13.000 Everybody's just pissed at her for having a white guy. 1.00

00:37:17.000 I knew it. 0.97

00:37:17.000 Shame. 0.97

00:37:18.000 Nobody's mad. 0.90

00:37:19.000 They're simply pointing out the hypocrisy. 0.99

00:37:21.000 White guy, always white. 1.00

00:37:23.000 Yuck. 0.99

00:37:23.000 Do better. 0.99

00:37:24.000 93% of the population is not a black guy. 0.99

00:37:29.000 So I'm sorry, black ladies. 1.00

00:37:33.000 You're going to end up with a white guy. 1.00

00:37:35.000 Why do these girls get in shit for this? 1.00

00:37:39.000 I never understood this. 1.00

00:37:41.000 They're pissed.

00:37:42.000 I think it's because they assume, thanks to TV, that blacks are 50% of the population. 0.87

00:37:46.000 So if you're dating a white guy, you're trying to get a white guy. 1.00

00:37:49.000 It's fucking hard to find a black man if you're a black woman. 1.00

00:37:55.000 It's easy to find white guys. 1.00

00:37:57.000 What about everywhere?

00:37:58.000 One that won't cheat on you. 1.00

00:38:00.000 Well, that's a whole other ballock.

00:38:02.000 Maybe you'll stick around after you pop up.

00:38:04.000 Talking about the normalization of depravity, we were thinking, talking about that show, Cuties, that's still on Netflix right now.

00:38:10.000 And it glorifies sex, glorifies the sexuality of prepubescent girls. 1.00

00:38:15.000 And that was Candace's beef with Cardi B. She goes, you're on mainstream.

00:38:20.000 Little kids are watching this.

00:38:22.000 It's the Grammys.

00:38:22.000 It's not late-night videos.

00:38:24.000 And you're glorifying sexuality to young girls.

00:38:27.000 That's a bad thing. 0.96

00:38:29.000 It's a depraved type of sexuality, too.

00:38:32.000 And then I was thinking about cuties. 0.99

00:38:34.000 And did you know the guy who said yes to cuties is a child rapist? 0.99

00:38:39.000 Pardone? 0.99

00:38:41.000 Yeah, the guy.

00:38:41.000 He did the Sundance Festival with Robert Redford.

00:38:45.000 And he was also in charge of okaying movies at Netflix.

00:38:48.000 And he okayed cuties. 0.99

00:38:49.000 And he raped seven-year-olds, little girls. 0.99

00:38:53.000 Go back to that? 0.99

00:38:54.000 And of course, the paper has to point out that he's a Latter-day Saint. 0.98

00:38:58.000 Just like white cop shoots Black suspect. 0.99

00:39:01.000 So, this incredibly biased headline makes your brain sink all of its attention into the term Latter-day Saint and not Netflix pedophile arrested for raping kids. 0.99

00:39:16.000 That's what it should say. 1.00

00:39:17.000 Man behind cuties rapes kids. 1.00

00:39:22.000 By the way, speaking of child rapists, I forgot to send this to you. 0.98

00:39:26.000 Remember our buddy we had on the show who was sucker punched?

00:39:30.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed? 0.79

00:39:33.000 Oh, this rodent.

00:39:34.000 Do you know what I'm talking about? 0.99

00:39:35.000 Sucker punched. 0.92

00:39:36.000 Justin. 0.98

00:39:37.000 He got sucker punched in D.C. Here, I'll send you the article.

00:39:43.000 You remember the guy who got sucker punched in DC, you fucking turd? 0.99

00:39:46.000 How many? 0.99

00:39:46.000 I mean, a lot has happened. 0.99

00:39:47.000 He got knocked out.

00:39:48.000 We had him on the show, right?

00:39:49.000 Oh, the older guy.

00:39:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:51.000 No, he's not older.

00:39:52.000 He's my age.

00:39:54.000 Right, yeah, yeah.

00:39:55.000 Young, spry.

00:39:57.000 Anyway, I just emailed it to you.

00:40:00.000 Kenneth Debry, that was the guy with dreads who snuck up behind Justin and hit him so hard he knocked him out.

00:40:06.000 And he had to get his teeth.

00:40:08.000 He knocked his teeth out. 0.99

00:40:09.000 Oh, yeah, he's a pedo, yeah. 1.00

00:40:10.000 So the guy who did that is a pedophile. 1.00

00:40:14.000 He raped young kids, prepubescent children. 1.00

00:40:18.000 He even gave one 13-year-old girl an STD. 0.99

00:40:25.000 And he was a felon, and he had a gun on him.

00:40:28.000 He had a 38 in his pocket.

00:40:32.000 And as of right now, he was released pending trial.

00:40:38.000 What?

00:40:39.000 So he's out on bail.

00:40:41.000 I don't even know if he had to pay bail.

00:40:43.000 And the judge, of course, is she looks exactly like, who's that guy who got in trouble?

00:40:51.000 The black guy who got in trouble for talking about Jews, and he didn't lose any of his jobs.

00:40:55.000 Farrakhan?

00:40:56.000 Yeah.

00:40:57.000 Farrakhan didn't lose his job.

00:40:59.000 No, the guy who wears a turban all the time.

00:41:04.000 Who's the black guy who always wears a turban, who's young? 1.00

00:41:06.000 He's a big star on Nickelodeon.

00:41:09.000 Nickelodeon? 1.00

00:41:10.000 Oh, fuck, you make me mad. 1.00

00:41:12.000 This is your only area of forte. 1.00

00:41:14.000 It's children's stuff.

00:41:15.000 Big star on Nickelodeon.

00:41:16.000 Anyway, I just emailed you her, the judge, Tanya S. Chutkin.

00:41:21.000 She's a Jamaican-born immigrant, and she was appointed by Barack Obama.

00:41:25.000 So my point of all of this is, there she is.

00:41:28.000 Doesn't she look like that guy, Chris, what's his name?

00:41:31.000 Drake? 1.00

00:41:32.000 No, fucking. 1.00

00:41:34.000 He wears a turban! 1.00

00:41:37.000 Oh.

00:41:37.000 How do you not know this?

00:41:39.000 How come you never know anything?

00:41:42.000 This is pop culture.

00:41:43.000 It's not even like science. 0.95

00:41:45.000 Black entertainer wears turban. 1.00

00:41:47.000 Oh, fuck Nick. 1.00

00:41:49.000 Nick Hannon. 1.00

00:41:50.000 Yeah, he doesn't wear a turban that often, dude.

00:41:51.000 Yes, he does.

00:41:52.000 No, he doesn't.

00:41:52.000 He constantly wears a turban.

00:41:54.000 Constantly.

00:41:56.000 Only on his little podcast.

00:41:57.000 Anytime you've seen him on The Stars or Nickelodeon.

00:41:59.000 He regularly wears a turban, and it comes up all the time.

00:42:01.000 He hasn't been on Nickelodeon.

00:42:03.000 They talk about it forever.

00:42:03.000 Hasn't been a Nickelodeon for years.

00:42:05.000 I know, but that's where he made his money.

00:42:07.000 That would have helped, knowing that.

00:42:09.000 I'm thinking of like current Nickelodeon kids.

00:42:11.000 I mentioned Nickelodeon. 0.96

00:42:13.000 He was all over the news recently because he said that white people are inferior. 0.96

00:42:17.000 Oh, look, there's a turban on. 0.89

00:42:18.000 He's got two turbans out of 16 pictures.

00:42:22.000 Anyway, the judge looks like that.

00:42:26.000 And then I also looked up, speaking of injustice and black privilege or female privilege in this, the two lawyers, this isn't in the notes, the two lawyers who Molotov cocktailed those police cars. 0.53

00:42:39.000 Remember them?

00:42:41.000 Now, is there a more horrific death imaginable than being trapped in a car covered in gasoline on fire?

00:42:49.000 Pretty much the worst way to go.

00:42:51.000 There's buried alive.

00:42:52.000 There's drowning with your family in a car.

00:42:55.000 Those are up there.

00:42:56.000 Top 1% worst ways to go.

00:42:58.000 I would say burning alive in a cop car, pretty bad. 1.00

00:43:04.000 I want it to happen to a pedophile. 1.00

00:43:06.000 I want it to happen to that child rapist we just talked about. 0.99

00:43:09.000 But innocent police who were there to help, I know that dude, Mika Rhodes, innocent police who were there to help Americans be safe, murdered for that crime.

00:43:20.000 So I'm going to be really nice as a judge, and I'm going to say 15 to 20 for each of them.

00:43:25.000 Just because I'm a cool guy, and I don't like the idea of prison.

00:43:29.000 It seems barbaric to put people in cages, but obviously you have to be punished for Molotov cocktails.

00:43:32.000 Anyway, they looked them up.

00:43:34.000 Molotov cocktails.

00:43:35.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:43:37.000 They're out on bail, no problem.

00:43:40.000 And they got offered.

00:43:43.000 Stop.

00:43:43.000 That's different.

00:43:44.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:43:45.000 That's not related.

00:43:46.000 It never is.

00:43:48.000 Autoplayed.

00:43:49.000 Oh.

00:43:50.000 They got offered a plea.

00:43:52.000 And they said, no, thank you.

00:43:54.000 That involves jail time.

00:43:55.000 Now, I don't know what the plea was. 0.92

00:43:57.000 I'm going to guess it's something pathetic, like a year in jail. 0.85

00:44:00.000 And they said, no. 0.96

00:44:01.000 Now, that's very telling.

00:44:03.000 Because you don't say no when you know the law well.

00:44:07.000 You're actually a lawyer yourself.

00:44:10.000 You don't say no unless you expect something better.

00:44:12.000 And I think they're right to expect something better.

00:44:14.000 I think they're going to get probation.

00:44:17.000 Don't get in trouble for three years and that's it. 0.99

00:44:21.000 That's all for attempted fucking murder of the most horrific degree. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Is this white privilege? 1.00

00:44:29.000 Is this white male privilege?

00:44:31.000 I don't think so.

00:44:35.000 Isn't that alarming?

00:44:36.000 Max and John, four years for fighting Antifa.

00:44:40.000 These two, currently nothing.

00:44:42.000 Refusing plea deals.

00:44:44.000 Out on bail.

00:44:45.000 Don't worry about it.

00:44:47.000 I promise you, I'll bet you $100.

00:44:50.000 Let's shake on it.

00:44:52.000 I bet you $100, they don't get any jail time, and they just get probation.

00:44:57.000 All right, let's jump to my pet Biden. 0.93

00:45:07.000 Biden.

00:45:11.000 Biden.

00:45:13.000 President.

00:45:16.000 Sleepy. 0.98

00:45:16.000 But a friendly monster too. 0.98

00:45:19.000 My cat.

00:45:20.000 Biden.

00:45:20.000 Wait, what?

00:45:21.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:45:25.000 Alright, this is one of the craziest stories ever.

00:45:27.000 And it doesn't seem very exciting.

00:45:29.000 But then it haunts you for days after. 0.99

00:45:33.000 What the fuck is going on with this? 0.99

00:45:37.000 Look at his hand. 1.00

00:45:44.000 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:45:49.000 Is Kyle Dunne the president of the United States of America? 0.99

00:45:54.000 What part is green screen?

00:45:57.000 100% of it?

00:45:59.000 Is he not there?

00:46:03.000 For his hand to be in the foreground, right?

00:46:06.000 Yeah.

00:46:07.000 If you were to add that mic in post, that furry mic, then it would still be in the foreground.

00:46:15.000 For the mic to be in the background implies he's in the foreground.

00:46:18.000 If he's in the foreground, this is green screen and he's not there. 1.00

00:46:23.000 So if the president is not there, there's the real president in front of real microphones saying, watch it, asshole. 1.00

00:46:30.000 I'll kick your ass. 1.00

00:46:32.000 I'll kick your ass. 1.00

00:46:33.000 We know what was going on there. 1.00

00:46:34.000 That was total transparency.

00:46:36.000 Media out to destroy the only man that could have saved us.

00:46:39.000 And then we have this.

00:46:41.000 And his body is in front.

00:46:44.000 His body's in front of the mic.

00:46:46.000 There's no other solution besides he's not there.

00:46:51.000 The mic and the grass and the road are all the same.

00:46:55.000 You understand?

00:46:56.000 Yeah.

00:46:56.000 You can add a furry mic and post.

00:46:58.000 But if you add it in post, it'll always be on top.

00:47:01.000 It won't go underneath.

00:47:03.000 You understand?

00:47:03.000 You don't have to know much about editing to know this.

00:47:05.000 You'd have to cut out Joe's hand and arm in order to get the mic underneath it.

00:47:12.000 Right. 0.98

00:47:13.000 So what I'm saying is the mics and the road are all the fucking same. 0.98

00:47:17.000 And then once you, and that is irrevocable, that gets in your head and you can't get it out. 0.99

00:47:21.000 And then you start going, wait a minute, what else is bullshit? 0.99

00:47:24.000 What else is fake? 0.99

00:47:30.000 Now I have the video.

00:47:31.000 Go to 1.5.

00:47:34.000 They kind of correct it.

00:47:36.000 And here's a third thing about it.

00:47:40.000 Why are you so bad at this?

00:47:44.000 Maybe it's somebody saying, hey, here's a little nugget.

00:47:48.000 Maybe Q is part of the team. 1.00

00:48:03.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:48:05.000 What's going on? 1.00

00:48:08.000 Are some of the mics real and one of them fake?

00:48:11.000 That one you can see some disturbance around there, right?

00:48:15.000 Yeah.

00:48:20.000 But why fake a mic if there's mics there?

00:48:22.000 There's a different angle that dispels my first theory, which is that, maybe they're farther away, but they wanted to make it seem closer to closing the social distancing to make it look like they're closer.

00:48:32.000 Right?

00:48:32.000 But that's a lot of work and weird to do that.

00:48:34.000 And look, but there's other...

00:48:35.000 Some of the mics are in the foreground properly.

00:48:37.000 Like, go back.

00:48:39.000 The black mic is where it should be.

00:48:42.000 Look at that.

00:48:43.000 Look at that.

00:48:44.000 One of the mics is real.

00:48:45.000 One of them isn't.

00:48:47.000 The black mic is real.

00:48:49.000 So I don't think he's on a green screen.

00:48:51.000 Look at this.

00:48:52.000 It goes behind his hand.

00:48:53.000 So he comes up. 0.97

00:48:54.000 Well, the black one does become fake. 0.84

00:48:55.000 Yeah, so he comes up and what? 1.00

00:48:56.000 He fucking puts his hand in front of the mic. 0.99

00:48:58.000 That's how close he is? 1.00

00:49:00.000 Like, what?

00:49:01.000 And then they showed from a different angle, and I don't think he's that close.

00:49:05.000 Here we go.

00:49:07.000 Oh, no, he is that close.

00:49:11.000 So is it as simple as the mic got in between his hand and his body? 0.96

00:49:16.000 For that black one. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Wait, go back to the stills.

00:49:24.000 So the mic's behind.

00:49:26.000 Is it the biggest mic in the world?

00:49:27.000 For that mic to be behind his hand, it would have to be this big. 1.00

00:49:34.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:49:35.000 Anyway, we'll let you figure that out. 0.99

00:49:38.000 This is really fucking confusing, and it's the kind of thing that creeps up on you where you start. 0.78

00:49:42.000 Wait, what's going on here? 0.96

00:49:44.000 Somebody said, this reminds me of the creepy pics from Hillary's campaign.

00:49:47.000 There's duplicate people.

00:49:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:49.000 Copied and pasted.

00:49:53.000 Think of where's Waldo?

00:49:57.000 Where's Hildo? 0.99

00:49:59.000 Holy shit, that's bizarre. 1.00

00:50:02.000 So we've got evidence that they're fucking with us. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Now, the question is, if they're fucking with us on such a trivial matter, like a crowd at Hillary's and a boom mic, what else are they lying about? 0.99

00:50:12.000 Is this them? 0.98

00:50:15.000 However, the Asian white on Asian racism angle didn't seem to take if that was your plan. 1.00

00:50:25.000 This is fucked up, by the way. 0.99

00:50:27.000 That's ancient news by now. 0.99

00:50:30.000 She could face up to 20 years.

00:50:32.000 That's a bit rich.

00:50:33.000 That's new.

00:50:34.000 What would you do as the judge?

00:50:35.000 We've all seen her, right?

00:50:36.000 With this?

00:50:37.000 She coughs on him. 0.83

00:50:37.000 She rips this thing off. 0.83

00:50:39.000 She's a bitch. 1.00

00:50:39.000 She comes across as a bitch. 1.00

00:50:41.000 Honestly, like maybe a month in jail tops, but like just fines and just government bullshit. 1.00

00:50:48.000 Yeah, probation. 0.52

00:50:49.000 That's a $2,000 fine that goes to him.

00:50:53.000 We'll take 10% for courtroom costs.

00:50:56.000 And then a year of probation.

00:50:58.000 Personal damages.

00:50:59.000 Yeah.

00:51:00.000 Right.

00:51:00.000 With a curfew, 9 p.m.

00:51:01.000 They hit her with some crap like theft, you know, because she took his phone. 0.99

00:51:04.000 She's going to blow it too. 0.99

00:51:05.000 She's going to blow her probation. 1.00

00:51:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:07.000 I know a guy who was caught dealing Coke, and they said, just stay sober for 16 months, and we'll give you tests.

00:51:14.000 And you have a curfew of 10 p.m. or 9 p.m.

00:51:17.000 Just put me to jail.

00:51:18.000 No problem.

00:51:19.000 And he said, I was with other people who got busted too, and they couldn't do it.

00:51:23.000 They said no.

00:51:25.000 They ended up doing jail time because they just couldn't handle being sober for 16 months.

00:51:31.000 It is a cleaner break.

00:51:35.000 Okay, here's a crazy one going on here. 0.98

00:51:37.000 Speaking of lunacy, clown world. 1.00

00:51:40.000 So one fun angle the left likes to attack us with is Donald Trump Jr. is a cokehead. 1.00

00:51:47.000 How fucking weird is that? 1.00

00:51:50.000 That's like me making fun of Ryan for being a drunk. 0.99

00:51:57.000 Hunter Biden, folks.

00:51:59.000 Hunter Biden, you're throwing stones from a very glass house.

00:52:04.000 Donald Trump Jr., it's based on nothing, by the way.

00:52:08.000 They just go, well, he's rich.

00:52:09.000 He's handsome.

00:52:11.000 He's with a hot chick.

00:52:12.000 He married a thought.

00:52:14.000 He dumped his wife for a thought, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

00:52:17.000 He talks loud.

00:52:18.000 Probably does tons of Coke.

00:52:20.000 Based on nothing.

00:52:21.000 Now, I've known, I've partied with Kimmel before.

00:52:23.000 He does not do Coke.

00:52:25.000 He smokes a lot of weed.

00:52:26.000 A lot of weed.

00:52:28.000 He's probably stoned right there.

00:52:30.000 Molly, that's his wife's name.

00:52:33.000 He does Molly.

00:52:35.000 He does Molly.

00:52:38.000 But a lot of people in LA are kind of square when it comes to Coke, so they just see someone who's like an alpha male and popular in New York, and they assume he's a Cokehead, which is fine.

00:52:47.000 But when you have Hunter Biden on your team, you can't do any Coke allegations.

00:52:53.000 Don't do it.

00:52:54.000 Not going to do it.

00:52:55.000 Isn't that bizarre?

00:52:57.000 Click on the link.

00:52:58.000 Let's see.

00:53:00.000 Great time for Don to rebuttal with that.

00:53:04.000 All attention's on him.

00:53:06.000 Let's see.

00:53:10.000 Fraud. 0.99

00:53:10.000 He's a fraud. 0.99

00:53:13.000 St. Patrick's Day Eve. 0.92

00:53:14.000 Are you ready for it, Guillermo?

00:53:16.000 I'm ready, Jim.

00:53:16.000 What are you going to do for St. Patrick's Day?

00:53:18.000 Drink and eat.

00:53:19.000 Drink and eat.

00:53:20.000 Is that there me?

00:53:21.000 Yeah.

00:53:22.000 You don't know him?

00:53:23.000 Yeah, no, I know.

00:53:24.000 I'm just kidding.

00:53:24.000 You know the traditional foods?

00:53:25.000 Jump ahead, Donald Trump Jr. of a runaway truck or something.

00:53:28.000 Tucker Carlson pulled a tired old rabbit out of his hood last night, going on and on about Cardi B and Megan the Stallion at the Grammys on for sexual misconduct by the left angle too is that we're a bunch of squares and we can't handle it. 0.98

00:53:44.000 We're freaked out by sex. 0.99

00:53:46.000 We're like the stodgy. 0.98

00:53:48.000 No, we're freaked out by our daughters being told they should be strippers. 1.00

00:53:53.000 Your reaction to all of this.

00:53:54.000 It's my opponent.

00:53:56.000 Listen, it doesn't surprise me.

00:53:58.000 I wrote the book Liberal Privilege because that's exactly what this is.

00:54:02.000 Joe Biden won't even comment on it.

00:54:03.000 Didn't stop Joe Biden from commenting on Brett Kavanaugh or any other Republican that's been accused of these things.

00:54:09.000 You don't know Coke if you think that person's on.

00:54:10.000 That's the first person to talk about these things given his history of sniffing children, etc.

00:54:15.000 But that's what it is.

00:54:16.000 Sniffing, sniffing children.

00:54:18.000 We want to know what you are sniffing.

00:54:20.000 Sniffing children.

00:54:22.000 How could they laugh that off?

00:54:23.000 Isn't it funny that Donald Trump Jr. thinks Joe Biden sniffs children?

00:54:27.000 He's never sniffed a child, ever.

00:54:31.000 I didn't put that in the notes.

00:54:32.000 Oh.

00:54:33.000 What a strange allegation to make that Joe Biden creepily sinks his nose into the nape of every child he comes across.

00:54:44.000 As one does. 0.99

00:54:45.000 There's probably 100 fucking montages of Trump and his sniffing. 0.99

00:54:50.000 Pull one up. 0.99

00:54:51.000 I see you got like 10 on your computer there.

00:54:54.000 Well, there's...

00:54:55.000 Like, they're all laughing at how absurd it is.

00:54:58.000 We're not dealing with worthy adversaries here.

00:55:01.000 They're not sending their best.

00:55:03.000 So their allegations are that the president's son does tons of Coke.

00:55:10.000 That's really what you want to go with?

00:55:11.000 That the ex-president's son does tons of Coke? 0.99

00:55:15.000 Are you familiar with fucking Joe Biden's laptop? 0.99

00:55:20.000 Wait, is this him sniffing? 1.00

00:55:23.000 What?

00:55:23.000 You pulled up the only video of him not sniffing children.

00:55:27.000 Is Joe Biden's touchiness out of touch revisit his mock?

00:55:30.000 Yeah, well, this is obviously going to be pro him. 1.00

00:55:32.000 Find him sniffing kids, dumbass. 0.99

00:55:35.000 You'd be surprised how hard it is to find on YouTube these days. 0.99

00:55:38.000 Well, what about that one at the top there?

00:55:40.000 Not-so-friendly reminder that Joe Biden read it.

00:55:45.000 Okay, as long as it's photographic evidence, I don't care where it's from.

00:55:48.000 That used to be all over YouTube.

00:55:51.000 Not so easy to find these days.

00:55:52.000 It's easy to groom a child because an adult always has a position of power over a child.

00:55:59.000 Like, I'm not comfortable showing this.

00:56:02.000 I'm not comfortable with this on my network.

00:56:04.000 I'm not an expert in the fields of sexual violence, family violence.

00:56:08.000 Go forward to himself.

00:56:09.000 It's really hard to just look at guys when it comes to touching, kissing.

00:56:14.000 Oh, I remember this one.

00:56:14.000 Holy child and continue them despite the fact that arms away or pulls away or voices any sort of discomfort verbally or non-verbally.

00:56:29.000 Most adults take those cues and realize, oh, they don't want to be hugged or tickled right now, and that's fine.

00:56:34.000 Sex offenders and predators just plow right through it.

00:56:38.000 Another is sexualizing a child by talking about dating or their bodies in a way that's not a problem. 0.83

00:56:46.000 Which he does.

00:56:46.000 He says you got to watch out for her.

00:56:48.000 How old are you?

00:56:49.000 17?

00:56:50.000 Oh, six.

00:56:51.000 You're turning 11.

00:56:52.000 Just remember, no dates till you're 30.

00:56:54.000 No dates till you're 30 years old.

00:56:56.000 No dates till you're 30 years old.

00:57:00.000 I admire your chastity. 0.99

00:57:01.000 I don't want penises going in there. 1.00

00:57:04.000 No dates till I'm 30 years old. 0.99

00:57:06.000 Oh, wait, I'm 50.

00:57:07.000 We're late.

00:57:08.000 Don't just groom children they grow.

00:57:10.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:57:11.000 Long tangent.

00:57:12.000 I was just shocked.

00:57:14.000 And then you go, there's no evidence that Donald Trump Jr. does coke.

00:57:17.000 He doesn't look like he's doing coke.

00:57:18.000 There's no coke.

00:57:19.000 No, he's not acting cokey.

00:57:20.000 I'm acting more cokey right now.

00:57:24.000 And then he goes, so then you bring up the laptop, right?

00:57:28.000 You go, not only is it a theory that Hunter Biden is a crackhead, we've seen him smoke crack.

00:57:34.000 We've seen pictures of him on crack, many pictures.

00:57:37.000 And you know what they say to that?

00:57:39.000 No, that's Russian disinformation.

00:57:42.000 To which I go, what part?

00:57:45.000 What part of it is this?

00:57:46.000 Does it exist?

00:57:47.000 Are the pictures photoshopped?

00:57:49.000 No, it's disinformation.

00:57:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:57:51.000 A sentence can be disinformation.

00:57:53.000 A laptop full of videos and pictures, what is disinformation?

00:57:58.000 Like, what part's fake?

00:58:01.000 The report, and then the Washington Post gets caught saying a Russian report says the laptop came from the Kremlin, which doesn't, even that, which isn't true.

00:58:11.000 It's like, okay.

00:58:12.000 But say that was true.

00:58:13.000 Okay, so what?

00:58:13.000 The Kremlin just made all these fake visuals?

00:58:17.000 And they never say that.

00:58:18.000 Or if the Kremlin tells the truth, it's not good.

00:58:20.000 Are you saying the pictures are Photoshopped?

00:58:22.000 I don't care if the laptop visited Mars.

00:58:24.000 If Hitler brought it from time from a time machine. 0.98

00:58:27.000 If Hitler arrived right now and said, this is Hunter's laptop. 0.97

00:58:31.000 I go, don't kill 6 million Jews and thank you.

00:58:35.000 Not for the Holocaust for the computer. 0.97

00:58:38.000 You know what?

00:58:38.000 No, thank you.

00:58:39.000 I mean, actually, fuck you. 1.00

00:58:41.000 Yeah, I'm keeping this. 1.00

00:58:42.000 You suck. 1.00

00:58:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:44.000 Hey, Hitler, if you're watching, sit on this and rotate. 0.91

00:58:47.000 I would do an anti-Zigheila. 1.00

00:58:48.000 I go like this.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, the opposite of Zignaught.

00:58:53.000 That still looks.

00:58:54.000 SIGNAT.

00:58:58.000 Don't Heil Hitler. 0.72

00:58:59.000 Say it backward. 0.75

00:59:00.000 I wanted to make that t-shirt a long time ago. 0.99

00:59:02.000 It just has a picture of Hitler's face and it says jerk. 1.00

00:59:07.000 Or it's Hitler and it says grade A asshole. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Wouldn't that be funny? 1.00

00:59:14.000 Worst guy ever.

00:59:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:18.000 I had a hat once that said, Osama bin Laden is basically an asshole. 1.00

00:59:23.000 No, Osama bin Laden's a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:59:25.000 Hey, you know what's weird? 1.00

00:59:26.000 I got to send you this, man.

00:59:28.000 There was an article about me that was kind of fair, but not really.

00:59:33.000 And it was all about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.55

00:59:37.000 This woman, Tricia Romano, she fucking stalked me for 10 years and finally finished her 10-year magnum opus. 1.00

00:59:47.000 And it was somewhat flattering, right? 0.99

00:59:50.000 But it also ended by saying all my ironic racism is not ironic and I actually am a horrible person.

00:59:57.000 And I was looking it up recently because a reporter was asking me about stuff.

01:00:02.000 And Jesus Christ, is it amazing what they've done?

01:00:05.000 They got in trouble for being too nice to me.

01:00:09.000 So they changed the article and the picture.

01:00:15.000 So I'm forwarding this to you now.

01:00:19.000 And this is the kind of, and remember, I was considered fairly reasonable until 2018.

01:00:25.000 And that's when the fight with John and Max happened.

01:00:27.000 That's when the SPLC went into overdrive.

01:00:28.000 That's when I sued them.

01:00:31.000 And since then, in just three years, I've gone from hipster to literally Hitler. 0.56

01:00:37.000 But so the original article was called, it came out, when did it come out?

01:00:41.000 October 3rd, 2019.

01:00:43.000 And it said, Gavin McInnis Bears His Soul.

01:00:46.000 And it said, how the vice founder and original Proud Boy went from alt comedy provocateur to the far-right's sneering clown prince, right?

01:00:55.000 They've since cut the picture out.

01:00:58.000 It was a fancy picture I did at a photo shoot with Jill Greenberg, who's famous for her crying faces.

01:01:03.000 You know, Glenn Beck did one.

01:01:04.000 She puts like menthol under your eyes so you cry. 0.65

01:01:09.000 Her most famous work is a series of crying babies.

01:01:11.000 So then she became the crying baby lady. 1.00

01:01:14.000 So I did a photo shoot with her.

01:01:15.000 That's taken down because this is too flattering, right?

01:01:20.000 And I look too handsome in it.

01:01:22.000 So they find some terrible picture where I look gay that someone sent that.

01:01:26.000 They just took that with their digital camera.

01:01:28.000 That's at my old house, actually, in the East Village.

01:01:30.000 I'm all scrawny.

01:01:32.000 And the title's changed to How Gavin McInnes Went from Vice to the Far Right.

01:01:37.000 Bang.

01:01:38.000 And then the subhead has been changed to The Original Proud Boy Built a Media Empire on Racism, Homophobia, and Sexism.

01:01:46.000 What?

01:01:47.000 Vice was built on racism, homophobia, and sexism?

01:01:51.000 Really?

01:01:53.000 The world changed, and he didn't.

01:01:54.000 And no one's laughing now.

01:01:59.000 I am.

01:02:00.000 I'm laughing at you, changing the title.

01:02:03.000 I'm going to put that on my parlor.

01:02:04.000 Follow me on parlor.

01:02:11.000 Yeah, so the Washington Post could go, all right, let's do some feminism. 1.00

01:02:15.000 No, actually, let's not.

01:02:16.000 Let's do some Antifa BLM.

01:02:24.000 Coming up.

01:02:27.000 Here we go, guys.

01:02:28.000 Hang on to your hand. 1.00

01:02:29.000 You're fucking wife, man! 1.00

01:02:30.000 You've never experienced that like a video by your body like your leader of my cheeks. 1.00

01:02:36.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak users. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Fuck your dad. 1.00

01:02:42.000 Go self-worth. 1.00

01:02:44.000 Still lagging, dude.

01:02:45.000 Lagging like crazy.

01:02:47.000 How do we fix that?

01:02:49.000 Get on that, okay?

01:02:51.000 Yes.

01:02:51.000 Don't go off to your room and noodle away on your guitar.

01:02:56.000 Stay at the studio today and fix that problem.

01:02:59.000 It's hurting the show.

01:03:01.000 I think we need a non-2014 computer.

01:03:03.000 It could be a RAM thing because when I have a lot of things open, it doesn't do that.

01:03:09.000 So I thought this was funny.

01:03:11.000 You know, there's all this controversy with Teen Vogue, the new editors, this black woman who said negative things about Asians.

01:03:17.000 And there's not enough racists to go around. 0.93

01:03:19.000 So now they're attacking black people and liberals. 0.99

01:03:22.000 They're cannibalizing themselves in order to get their racist numbers up. 1.00

01:03:26.000 So this woman's in shit. 1.00

01:03:28.000 And it's bringing some attention to Teen Vogue. 1.00

01:03:30.000 And I think the mainstream is learning how unbelievably radical they are.

01:03:35.000 They are Antifa.

01:03:37.000 Go to this first link.

01:03:40.000 I think it's Breitbart.

01:03:42.000 This woman just discovering this has nothing to do with the black incoming editor who said bad things about Asians. 1.00

01:03:48.000 That's a whole other separate story.

01:03:50.000 It's kind of hard to research teen vogue right now, but this is going into our daughters' heads.

01:03:55.000 I love this topic.

01:03:56.000 It's actually my favorite thing to discuss.

01:03:58.000 And it was all because I started tracing some dots that I was connecting, and it led to a very, very strange discovery.

01:04:05.000 Very attracted to white-faced magazines.

01:04:09.000 My mom used to give me that magazine when I was a little girl, when I was a preteen, 12 years old, and maybe up to 14 years old.

01:04:16.000 And I would read it for nail-polish colors and wear to get cute dresses for spring.

01:04:19.000 Transitioning now to 2021, they're writing articles like, Here's why Karl Marx is so important in society.

01:04:25.000 Here's why we need to understand the communist manifesto.

01:04:27.000 Antisa is not some evil concept in America.

01:04:30.000 It's actually just they're fighting racism in our country.

01:04:33.000 So they really radical topics, but not just political.

01:04:36.000 They're pushing messages like, you don't need to have a monogamous relationship. 0.98

01:04:40.000 You don't need to be married at an early age.

01:04:42.000 You don't need to have kids.

01:04:44.000 And they went from saying, it's not really something you have to do in your early ages.

01:04:47.000 They're now telling young girls, you shouldn't have kids because you're going to bring them into a climate apocalypse.

01:04:52.000 You shouldn't have kids because they're going to be a burden.

01:04:54.000 That led me to discover...

01:04:56.000 Why is Teamville getting so radical?

01:04:57.000 Why are they pushing this propaganda?

01:04:59.000 I looked into it.

01:05:00.000 It turns out their teen Vogue News and Politics editor is a trans and an anarcho-communist. 0.93

01:05:07.000 And so she's pushing out this messaging.

01:05:09.000 They then sponsored a panel and a table at the Socialist Party Convention of 2019, Take away what makes people happy and fulfilled in life.

01:05:33.000 And that always leads to that socialist uprising that we're seeing in America.

01:05:37.000 That had some weird feature to it, where she's still, but the background moves around.

01:05:43.000 It's an app where if you're moving your camera too much, you tell it what to focus on, and then it says, okay, we'll lock in on her and we'll let everything else move around.

01:05:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:05:52.000 Drake had a music video like that, too.

01:05:54.000 I don't like it.

01:05:57.000 But yeah, that's Ancient Chinese Secret, guys. 1.00

01:05:59.000 Kim Kelly is her name.

01:06:02.000 21.

01:06:03.000 She's a prominent Antifa member.

01:06:07.000 And she writes for all kinds of stuff.

01:06:09.000 Look, my old alma mater.

01:06:11.000 Wait, I can't see it because the TV's broken.

01:06:14.000 She's at the top there. 0.83

01:06:16.000 You know what's weird about these anarchists, too?

01:06:18.000 They're really into the working class.

01:06:20.000 Zoom in on her.

01:06:23.000 Grossest piercings imaginable. 0.94

01:06:26.000 It's like your friend's older brother or piercings.

01:06:29.000 Like, oh, dude, your brother's upstate New York kind of look.

01:06:32.000 Yeah.

01:06:32.000 Or Newberg.

01:06:34.000 PA. 1.00

01:06:35.000 Fucking Port Jervis. 1.00

01:06:37.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:38.000 But she's obsessed with the working class.

01:06:41.000 Hey, lady, the working class hates you. 1.00

01:06:44.000 They think you're gross. 0.99

01:06:46.000 You have nothing in common with them.

01:06:48.000 You're upper middle class. 1.00

01:06:50.000 You're an academic, which is why you wear that stupid anarchist shit. 1.00

01:06:55.000 So that's Teen Vogue. 1.00

01:06:56.000 This is who's telling our daughters how to be a woman. 0.99

01:06:59.000 This is who's telling our daughters to watch Cardi B videos.

01:07:02.000 It's not just Cardi B. And she's also telling our daughters to be whores and to be colostomy bags for strangers come. 1.00

01:07:10.000 I think one of the reasons that Teen Vogue is so full of shit is no one really cares what teenagers do. 1.00

01:07:17.000 So they don't monitor it. 1.00

01:07:18.000 And then they end up with fucking imbeciles because they're preaching to teenage girls. 1.00

01:07:23.000 So there's not a lot of quality control. 1.00

01:07:26.000 They have another guy there.

01:07:30.000 Abdullah, what's his name?

01:07:31.000 Abdullah Shi-Hippar.

01:07:34.000 And he's Antifa also.

01:07:35.000 That's 2-0.

01:07:36.000 There he is. 1.00

01:07:37.000 He's got the weirdest fucking face. 1.00

01:07:40.000 I guess it's gay. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Is that a gay face? 1.00

01:07:43.000 I don't think so. 0.98

01:07:46.000 That's like a Star Wars face.

01:07:47.000 You know, when you see these war pictures of the Bosnian Civil War and a child that was near too close to an explosion and you wish you had never seen that?

01:07:56.000 That's how I feel about his face.

01:07:57.000 It looks like an atrocity.

01:07:59.000 But he's all grown up.

01:08:00.000 It looks like a child who was stepped on a landmine.

01:08:03.000 Google him in Google images. 1.00

01:08:05.000 When you see his stupid face like 50 times in a row, it's really alarming. 0.99

01:08:11.000 Anyway, he's an Antifa and he interviews them all the time and talks about how great it is in teen vogue. 1.00

01:08:18.000 What is going on there?

01:08:19.000 He's packing lip.

01:08:20.000 You know what it looks like?

01:08:21.000 A face transplant.

01:08:23.000 He looks like someone who had their lips blown off in a car accident.

01:08:27.000 We managed to get other lips from someone else who died in the same accident.

01:08:31.000 They're basically like my own.

01:08:34.000 They almost work.

01:08:40.000 And then also, remember Lauren Duca's from Teen Vogue.

01:08:44.000 She was the one that was humiliated on Tucker Carlson. 1.00

01:08:47.000 That's 2-3.

01:08:49.000 Teen Vogue is a wealth of laughter.

01:08:51.000 Remember her?

01:08:52.000 Also, insanely hot.

01:08:56.000 That's almost as hot as the opening girl, that 7.5 we started the show with. 0.59

01:09:03.000 And she was saying, remember her?

01:09:04.000 She said it's okay to harass Ivanka Trump on the plane because she, I don't know, condones white supremacy by not killing her father. 0.97

01:09:13.000 She twists knife after taking down Tucker. 1.00

01:09:16.000 What about John Campbell?

01:09:17.000 That's the Down syndrome guy at HuffPo who just he's just watching all his friends get fired all around him and he's wondering when he's going to have to learn to code.

01:09:28.000 But I was learning about Antifa on The View.

01:09:32.000 Oh, that's Campbell.

01:09:33.000 Yeah, brutal beta male.

01:09:36.000 Did you know that Antifa doesn't even exist?

01:09:39.000 Yes.

01:09:39.000 Ask Joy Behar of Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

01:09:42.000 She grew up in Williamsburg, Brooklyn before it was hip. 0.91

01:09:46.000 Before when it was a shithole. 0.89

01:09:49.000 There's no dog whistle for him. 0.98

01:09:50.000 You know, it's like, I'm a racist.

01:09:52.000 Have a nice day.

01:09:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:09:54.000 I guess, you know, it's funny. 1.00

01:09:55.000 When I was watching this, it's so aggravating to listen to this idiot. 1.00

01:09:59.000 I mean, he and I are very different. 1.00

01:10:01.000 I'll tell you this right now.

01:10:02.000 If I was surrounded by people carrying weapons, people erecting nooses, screaming, hang Mike Pence, bludgeoning a police officer to death, I might be a little scared.

01:10:14.000 But Ron, no.

01:10:16.000 So she's talking with that Ron guy who said, to be honest, I felt a lot safer the Capitol being stormed by all those redneck mega people than I would have BLM. 0.99

01:10:25.000 I think if it was BLM, I would have been killed or the whole Capitol would have been burned down. 1.00

01:10:30.000 That's racist. 0.82

01:10:32.000 Did you know that?

01:10:33.000 Okay.

01:10:35.000 I'm going to give you two options.

01:10:37.000 One, MAGA people storm your house.

01:10:39.000 Two, BLM storms your house.

01:10:41.000 Try to close your eyes and be honest and tell me that one isn't much scarier than the other.

01:10:47.000 When they had a noose out front, they weren't going to literally hang Mike Pence.

01:10:52.000 You know that to be true if you're honest with yourself.

01:10:57.000 So what that politician said, everyone even on the right is coming out against him.

01:11:04.000 I think I have this in my notes somewhere.

01:11:07.000 Doopa-doopa-doo. 0.99

01:11:09.000 I think it was under racism.

01:11:10.000 Maybe not.

01:11:14.000 Yeah, you know that BLM is much scarier.

01:11:17.000 And even Antifa.

01:11:18.000 Okay, you got three options.

01:11:19.000 Mega people, BLM, Antifa.

01:11:21.000 They storm your home.

01:11:24.000 Everyone who's remotely honest knows it goes BLM, Antifa, MEGA, as far as danger To your home and your family goes.

01:11:32.000 I mean, obviously, weapons.

01:11:37.000 And they didn't bludgeon a cop to death.

01:11:40.000 That's just false, patently false.

01:11:42.000 We can't seem to get his autopsy report.

01:11:45.000 We can't seem to get the true story, but we know for a fact he was not killed.

01:11:48.000 Sicknick, the officer Sick Nick, was not killed from a fire extinguisher.

01:11:53.000 Right out there with his racism.

01:11:55.000 There's no dog whistle for him. 0.55

01:11:56.000 You know, it's like, I'm a racist.

01:11:58.000 Have a nice day.

01:11:59.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:00.000 I guess, you know, it's funny.

01:12:01.000 When I was watching this, it's so aggravating to leave this idea.

01:12:04.000 You can't remember.

01:12:05.000 That's what sucks about these Instagram videos.

01:12:07.000 I'll tell you this right now. 0.94

01:12:08.000 If I was surrounded by people carrying weapons, people erecting nooses, screaming hang Mike Pence, bludgeoning a police officer to death, I might be a little scared.

01:12:20.000 But Ron, no, he's not scared of those people.

01:12:22.000 He's scared of this fictitious idea of Antifa, a thing that doesn't even exist.

01:12:28.000 He needs to go.

01:12:29.000 He needs to go.

01:12:30.000 Antifa doesn't exist.

01:12:32.000 Sonny, what I saw.

01:12:34.000 Right out there with his ring.

01:12:37.000 Antifa doesn't exist.

01:12:38.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:12:40.000 It's real.

01:12:40.000 It's funny how, like.

01:12:43.000 How many women get their news from The View? 1.00

01:12:45.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:12:46.000 My view is they're fucking imbeciles. 1.00

01:12:48.000 Look at all these Teen Vogue articles, too. 1.00

01:12:50.000 And it's all under this Bread and Roses thing.

01:12:53.000 Sarah Leonard, I can't look her up.

01:12:55.000 Socialist feminism.

01:12:56.000 What is it?

01:12:57.000 How's it good?

01:12:57.000 Corporate.

01:12:58.000 What do you mean you can't look her up?

01:13:00.000 I looked her up.

01:13:00.000 There's no pictures of her.

01:13:01.000 A lot of these writers, right?

01:13:02.000 Either they have an alias.

01:13:03.000 She has an alias, yeah. 0.99

01:13:05.000 Yeah, there's just a...

01:13:07.000 Champion of democratic socialism.

01:13:09.000 What socialism has to do with the U.S. labor movement? 0.99

01:13:13.000 They're making our daughters bitches. 1.00

01:13:14.000 And have you noticed young girls are cuntier now? 1.00

01:13:16.000 Of course. 0.99

01:13:17.000 They're important.

01:13:18.000 They're indignant.

01:13:19.000 It's almost like... 1.00

01:13:19.000 It's like, fuck you, attitude, you fucking fascist. 1.00

01:13:22.000 When women and black people take pictures, it's always like this. 1.00

01:13:25.000 Like, they're a statue, like... 0.90

01:13:28.000 I'm important.

01:13:30.000 Remember when you said that about Eminem?

01:13:31.000 Where like he looks like he thinks he knows he's important or something?

01:13:35.000 He's got that iconic face.

01:13:39.000 Yeah, like that.

01:13:40.000 That's so scary.

01:13:41.000 I'm so scared of Eminem.

01:13:43.000 We won't do the Proud Boys card for this, but Gavin Newsom, there's a massive movement to have him recalled because he's incompetent and he ruined the entire state of California. 0.98

01:13:55.000 And there's a mass exodus of everyone with money leaving that disgusting shithole of a state. 0.95

01:13:59.000 And it's not just the cities that are hellholes. 0.99

01:14:02.000 The entire state is a nightmare.

01:14:04.000 And Gavin Newsom, of course, was caught not following his own rules.

01:14:07.000 Oh, here he is on the view.

01:14:10.000 Wait, wait, don't show that one yet.

01:14:12.000 Although it's cool to link it up with Joy Behar.

01:14:15.000 But check out this video where he blames Proud Boys.

01:14:19.000 It's my fault that he's not popular.

01:14:23.000 Who's behind the partisan recall of Governor Gavin Newsom?

01:14:26.000 Anti-vaccine QAnon extremists, violent white supremacists like the Proud Boys who attacked our nation's capital on January 6th, and the same right-wing Republican politicians who supported Donald Trump's attempt to overturn the election.

01:14:40.000 Of course, paid for by the Republican National Committee.

01:14:44.000 Instead of helping fight the pandemic, national Republicans are coming to fight Californians.

01:14:49.000 Add your name to help stop the Republican recall.

01:14:52.000 It's a powerful.

01:14:52.000 So, Joy Behar, our favorite news source, says to him, about a third of these people are Democrats.

01:14:58.000 But did you notice that that video has 157 down votes and like 80 up votes?

01:15:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:04.000 People are not buying it.

01:15:05.000 159.

01:15:06.000 Oh, by the way, sometimes they scrub these numbers.

01:15:09.000 So that could have been way different, by the way.

01:15:11.000 You've seen that happen instantly sometimes.

01:15:14.000 So let's see how he reacts when Joy, our number one source for news, says, but aren't they Democrats? 1.00

01:15:20.000 Even an imbecile like Joy can see through this bullshit. 1.00

01:15:23.000 So, Governor, you say that this recall effort has ties to the same extremist groups that stormed the Capitol. 1.00

01:15:30.000 But organizers claim more than a third of signatures are from Democrats, independents, and unaffiliated voters meant that your pandemic policies shuttered businesses and schools.

01:15:42.000 Are both true?

01:15:44.000 Well, the chief proponent of this, and forgive me, this is just objective truth, the chief proponent of this recall petition supports putting microchips into migrants.

01:15:57.000 The other proponents, the top 10 proponents, the people that are behind this, are members of the Three Percenters, the right-wing militia group, the Proud Boys, supported the insurrection, are folks that quite literally, enthusiastically support QAnon conspiracies. 0.88

01:16:12.000 It just takes one quarter of people that supported Donald Trump to put a petition on the ballot, or rather a recall.

01:16:19.000 Am I worried about it?

01:16:19.000 Of course I'm worried about it.

01:16:21.000 And so, you know, we're taking it seriously.

01:16:24.000 So, Governor, you say.

01:16:25.000 Proud boys.

01:16:26.000 It's amazing how truth doesn't matter if it comes from the Russians with the Hunter laptop or if it came from Q people. 1.00

01:16:32.000 It's like, is the truth the truth?

01:16:34.000 A lot of the people who want to recall me are proud boys.

01:16:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:16:37.000 So that information is true, but it's not like that. 0.99

01:16:39.000 It doesn't matter if you're getting recalled or a lot of people who don't like me are jerks. 0.99

01:16:44.000 Or as Milo says, everyone who hates me is ugly. 1.00

01:16:46.000 True.

01:16:47.000 Sure, it's on censored.tv.

01:16:48.000 Shop.

01:16:50.000 All right, let's jump to some racism.

01:16:52.000 It's been a while.

01:16:53.000 It's been a while.

01:16:55.000 Great song.

01:16:57.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:17:02.000 That was racist, guys.

01:17:08.000 Someone emailed me something about racism.

01:17:16.000 And I thought it was interesting.

01:17:18.000 While you look for that, can I play this Biden clip?

01:17:21.000 No? 1.00

01:17:22.000 What's that got to do with racism, you fucking imbecile? 1.00

01:17:24.000 While you wait? 1.00

01:17:26.000 Why would we introduce racism?

01:17:28.000 Well, I mean, we could honor the segment, but also tie up a loose end.

01:17:32.000 How does that honor a segment?

01:17:35.000 By showing Biden gaffes.

01:17:36.000 Yeah, that's an either-or.

01:17:38.000 What?

01:17:39.000 Either we could honor the segment and leave anything racism out.

01:17:43.000 Anyway, I sent it to you, but the Scottish guy sent me a tweet where this Scottish guy is complaining about how many white people there are in his cabinet.

01:17:59.000 Have you Got that yet?

01:18:04.000 Yes.

01:18:05.000 Now, as someone who's from Scotland, I've noticed that it is 96% white, 2.6% Asian, 0.4% other, 0.5% African.

01:18:18.000 It's 96% white.

01:18:19.000 So your cabinet or whatever your soccer team is or your local book club is going to tend to reflect these numbers. 0.91

01:18:28.000 But because these people watch so much shitty television, they assume that these numbers are different. 0.97

01:18:34.000 So he's sitting there bitching about his cabinet being white. 0.98

01:18:38.000 It's in the same email.

01:18:39.000 Yep.

01:18:44.000 This is a common problem.

01:18:45.000 We see this in America too, where they go, they think black people, uneducated black people and uneducated liberals, I should say, think that America is about half black instead of 14%. 0.59

01:18:59.000 Senior positions in Scotland are filled almost exclusively by those who are white.

01:19:05.000 Take my portfolio alone. 0.56

01:19:07.000 The Lord President, white.

01:19:09.000 The Lord Justice Clerk, white.

01:19:12.000 Every High Court Judge, white. 0.82

01:19:14.000 The Lord Advocate, white.

01:19:16.000 The Solicitor General, white.

01:19:17.000 The Chief Constable, white.

01:19:19.000 Every Deputy Chief Constable, white.

01:19:22.000 Every Assistant Chief Constable, white.

01:19:24.000 The head of the Law Society, white.

01:19:26.000 The head of the Faculty of Advocates. 1.00

01:19:28.000 It's because only white people can live up there in that fucking rainy shithole. 1.00

01:19:32.000 It's freezing rain every single day. 1.00

01:19:35.000 The sun does not shine in Scotland.

01:19:39.000 I remember reading about refugees who escaped Syria and they were put up some small town north of Glasgow and they said they'd like to come home now, please.

01:19:48.000 They didn't like it there.

01:19:52.000 All right.

01:19:53.000 Here's an interesting point about George Floyd that I've never heard before.

01:19:58.000 He had a reputation for swallowing his stash.

01:20:03.000 Derek Chauvin wasn't the first time he's done it.

01:20:05.000 This is 32D.

01:20:10.000 Derek Chauvin judged to re-quiz seven already selected jurors about their impartiality after George Floyd's family were handed $27 million wrongful death payout before start of trial.

01:20:21.000 They were?

01:20:21.000 Oh yeah.

01:20:22.000 Wait, that's not the story I was looking for, but that's good too.

01:20:25.000 They already got $27 million for a wrongful death?

01:20:29.000 And what family?

01:20:31.000 He didn't have a family.

01:20:33.000 His baby mama?

01:20:34.000 He wasn't with her.

01:20:35.000 His girlfriend was white.

01:20:36.000 That's too much money. 1.00

01:20:38.000 She got now all the derelict losers are going to start ODing and then running under a cop's knee so their fucking ex, so their kid can get. 1.00

01:20:48.000 No, George probably wouldn't do that. 1.00

01:20:50.000 He never gave a shit about any of his kids. 0.98

01:20:52.000 None of his kids knew who he was. 0.98

01:20:53.000 How many of George's friends, though, are coming to the house like, yeah, you need help?

01:20:58.000 Like with the children he abandoned, do they get any of that money?

01:21:01.000 There's probably 27 of them.

01:21:04.000 There could be 27 millionaires.

01:21:05.000 That makes their life dangerous unless they move.

01:21:08.000 But wait, look up what I was looking for, where he'd swallowed his stash before.

01:21:13.000 I guess I sent you the wrong link.

01:21:15.000 The daily article.

01:21:17.000 Don't look in the notes.

01:21:18.000 It's not in the notes.

01:21:20.000 George Floyd had swallowed his stash before.

01:21:24.000 And then we're going to get into blacks versus Asians, which is a pattern. 0.99

01:21:28.000 This is not a pattern. 0.99

01:21:29.000 The only pattern I see here is mental illness.

01:21:33.000 He's probably over-medicated on Adderall.

01:21:36.000 Or maybe it's that beard growing tonic he was taking that he used last night, the night before the shootup.

01:21:44.000 What does it say?

01:21:46.000 Ex-officer on trial for daily arrest asked to show jury an earlier George Floyd arrest.

01:21:51.000 Is that it? 1.00

01:21:52.000 Anyway, fuck it. 1.00

01:21:53.000 That sounds like about right. 1.00

01:21:54.000 They also, the car, the vehicle used to arrest Floyd was in the impound or whatever like that, you know, during the investigation.

01:22:02.000 They didn't check the car, and they had found chewed up pills in the back seat that belonged to Floyd and had his DNA.

01:22:09.000 I read that the other day.

01:22:10.000 So he ate his stash and then spat it out?

01:22:12.000 Yeah, let me see.

01:22:13.000 Floyd's drugs.

01:22:16.000 Maybe that's how he did his fentanyl.

01:22:17.000 He just chewed it.

01:22:18.000 Found in the back of car. 0.94

01:22:21.000 But I want to jump ahead to blacks versus Asians. 0.99

01:22:24.000 Anyway, we get the idea.

01:22:25.000 He'd been eating his stash before.

01:22:27.000 Derek Chauvin is completely innocent, but that doesn't say anything about this trial because trials don't favor the innocent anymore.

01:22:35.000 They used to.

01:22:36.000 Now you're guilty till proven innocent.

01:22:38.000 And even then, sometimes it doesn't work.

01:22:40.000 Anyway, let's jump to some blacks versus Asians. 0.98

01:22:43.000 So is that what's this one?

01:22:45.000 Lenta Gunman.

01:22:47.000 Chilling video shows Linta Gunman stalking his victims as they enter a spa before going inside and killing four, then driving away to his next.

01:22:53.000 You know what I saw on Twitter from the left?

01:22:55.000 It was people pissed off that he said that he was a sex addict because they wanted the racism thing.

01:23:03.000 And then they go, oh, so seconds after getting arrested, you get to conduct a manifesto and say what the shooting was about.

01:23:10.000 What they really mean is, why can't I make this about racism?

01:23:13.000 How dare you take my narrative away?

01:23:16.000 I'm pissed off. 0.98

01:23:17.000 I've been wanting to talk about this racism for a while now, but I wasn't able to because the perps were all was black. 1.00

01:23:22.000 We finally get a white perp and you ruin it. 1.00

01:23:26.000 You fucking ruin it. 1.00

01:23:27.000 It's probably they made fun of his dick or laughed at him or something. 1.00

01:23:30.000 He was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:23:31.000 Why do they keep talking that other language? 1.00

01:23:32.000 Are they laughing at me? 1.00

01:23:34.000 No, he was jerking his meat till it was red and blue to Asian porn, hentai porn. 1.00

01:23:41.000 He was staring in massage parlours. 1.00

01:23:43.000 He probably went there for a hand job. 1.00

01:23:45.000 He was probably broke and he's a lunatic and he snapped. 0.97

01:23:50.000 So it's not really anti-Asian. 0.95

01:23:52.000 I love Asians too much.

01:23:57.000 And of course, there's the biggest mass shooting in history in Chicago the other day.

01:24:02.000 Zero news coverage.

01:24:04.000 How many were shot?

01:24:06.000 34?

01:24:07.000 Only two died.

01:24:09.000 Must have been 22s or something, those little bullets.

01:24:12.000 But here's the footage of it.

01:24:14.000 Let's watch the largest mass shooting in American history.

01:24:17.000 Zero news coverage.

01:24:18.000 Is this Brutal Not Same for Work stuff?

01:24:21.000 No?

01:24:22.000 Okay.

01:24:23.000 I'd like you to play it at some point.

01:24:25.000 Yeah, keep clicking it.

01:24:30.000 Maybe it's been pulled.

01:24:32.000 No, it'll make it work. 0.99

01:24:36.000 And it's because they're black. 1.00

01:24:37.000 And it was- or more importantly, the perp was black. 0.99

01:24:42.000 What are we doing here?

01:24:45.000 The clicks aren't working.

01:24:47.000 Anyway, you can jump ahead to the next click.

01:24:48.000 I gave two three five.

01:24:55.000 In a way, it's black privilege. 0.68

01:24:58.000 You can go in and conduct the largest shootout in American history, and there's no coverage.

01:25:05.000 No one wants to talk about it.

01:25:08.000 You're always going to get commercials on those.

01:25:11.000 Gotta watch this guy.

01:25:13.000 This beanie.

01:25:14.000 Isn't that an ironic ad?

01:25:17.000 They also wear hats.

01:25:21.000 Black power. 0.99

01:25:23.000 What is this? 0.91

01:25:24.000 Advertise.

01:25:24.000 Oh, see those pits, bro?

01:25:28.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:25:29.000 Is that Pat Sajak? 1.00

01:25:34.000 Pat Sajak?

01:25:36.000 Are you kidding?

01:25:37.000 This is their team.

01:25:39.000 Blocks.

01:25:41.000 Great team.

01:25:41.000 Look how amateur that looks.

01:25:44.000 Gang squabble erupted in gunfire during a pop-up party at a Southside tow truck shop that sometimes doubles as a party venue.

01:25:52.000 And now with two dead and 13 wounded, police question witnesses about who did it.

01:25:57.000 And federal ATF agents are taking ballistics tests to determine whether four guns found at the scene have ever been used in previous crimes.

01:26:09.000 A jammed after-hour celebration interrupted by a series of gunshots.

01:26:14.000 The incident heard and seen on this video obtained tonight by ABC 7 Eyewitness News.

01:26:19.000 It happened after 4.30 Sunday morning inside this Park Manor garage that apparently doubles sometimes as an event space.

01:26:27.000 It was being used for that last weekend.

01:26:30.000 Speaking of black on Asian violence, and here's a story you didn't hear about.

01:26:36.000 There's a group called ECCSC.

01:26:39.000 Go to 3.7 first.

01:26:42.000 What are they called?

01:26:44.000 ECCSC.

01:26:46.000 What does it stand for?

01:26:48.000 XCONS for Community and Social Change.

01:26:51.000 XCONS for Community and Social Change.

01:26:53.000 That sounds good.

01:26:54.000 That sounds cool.

01:26:55.000 I'm glad to hear it.

01:26:56.000 You're getting out there, enriching your community.

01:27:00.000 You know the first thing they do?

01:27:02.000 They attack nail salons. 0.99

01:27:06.000 Not because they're addicted to Asian porn, but because nail salons take up a lot of money from the black community, you see. 0.98

01:27:14.000 What they do is they charge people money to get their nails did, and black women are wasting all their money, and these Asians are getting rich. 1.00

01:27:22.000 So what do they do? 1.00

01:27:23.000 They throw cinder blocks through the fucking front window. 1.00

01:27:26.000 Yep. 1.00

01:27:27.000 Where are you?

01:27:29.000 Here.

01:27:31.000 You're at the end of the video.

01:27:32.000 Oh, this is where you time stamped it.

01:27:34.000 I click link and it works.

01:27:38.000 They should do this in Nike, too.

01:27:39.000 Nike has a lot of Asian workers in factories also taking the people of color's money.

01:27:52.000 This is black privilege. 0.98

01:28:14.000 The shop is disrespecting black women. 1.00

01:28:16.000 Now, I've seen a lot of videos where black women refuse to pay and they lock the door and get the police to come. 1.00

01:28:23.000 Is that disrespectful to demand that you get paid for your services? 1.00

01:28:27.000 This is just retarded. 1.00

01:28:29.000 I mean, come on. 0.94

01:28:36.000 We're going to get the support we need for them.

01:28:51.000 And then he starts throwing bricks through the window.

01:28:56.000 What? 0.97

01:28:58.000 They're disrespecting black women play what? 1.00

01:29:02.000 Come out. 0.97

01:29:03.000 Come out.

01:29:05.000 Back up.

01:29:06.000 Isn't it very respectful to meticulously clean a woman's fingernails? 1.00

01:29:11.000 That seems pretty respectful to me.

01:29:13.000 Like that's what you do to Cleopatra. 1.00

01:29:21.000 So is he just going back to jail?

01:29:23.000 Yeah.

01:29:26.000 I'm going to interview this guy.

01:29:27.000 Future cons for social change.

01:29:29.000 So now their insurance is going up a little bit.

01:29:33.000 That's going to eat into their profits because they had to have their glass replaced.

01:29:36.000 Or they might just spend the...

01:29:38.000 Yo, those big plates are like $1,500.

01:29:41.000 What's he saying?

01:29:51.000 Gonna shake their hand. 0.54

01:29:56.000 Can you imagine how useless they would be if he didn't voluntarily give himself up?

01:30:02.000 He stood up and he came out and he did what he needed to do.

01:30:05.000 He did what was in his arms.

01:30:07.000 They're like five feet tall. 0.99

01:30:08.000 He's fat.

01:30:13.000 Appreciate you, Tyrone. 0.65

01:30:16.000 Good work, Tyrone.

01:30:16.000 They don't care about this man, obviously.

01:30:19.000 Where are your sisters taking him? 0.99

01:30:20.000 Which station is this?

01:30:21.000 You don't care.

01:30:24.000 Come on, everybody.

01:30:26.000 You just allowed him to commit a crime and incriminate himself.

01:30:30.000 He doesn't care.

01:30:34.000 Any of them.

01:30:34.000 Thank you.

01:30:35.000 He has no friends in this group.

01:30:36.000 They're not like, dude, this is a terrible idea.

01:30:40.000 Why don't we get him to do it?

01:30:41.000 He's got no priors.

01:30:42.000 He's under age.

01:30:43.000 He's not going to go to jail.

01:30:44.000 I don't enjoy seeing Asians abused, but it is kind of fun watching the left try to deal with this. 0.99

01:30:50.000 When they saw a race war happening in South Central with brown on black, gang members murdering black people for no other reason than they don't want blacks in their Neighborhood. 0.98

01:31:01.000 That the liberals just decided to ignore. 0.97

01:31:04.000 The Asian thing isn't working out very well. 0.99

01:31:07.000 What's happening with Asians is they had, just like Jews, they had sort of hitched their wagon to the star of black oppression. 1.00

01:31:14.000 And then blacks turned on them and they're like, but I'm you. 0.99

01:31:18.000 I hate white supremacy. 0.99

01:31:20.000 And the blacks that are attacking them are going, I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00

01:31:22.000 Give me your fucking purse now. 1.00

01:31:24.000 Stop chatting. 1.00

01:31:26.000 But go to 3.8.

01:31:29.000 Oh, this is bizarre.

01:31:30.000 This is a letter from young Asian Americans to their families about Black Lives Matter.

01:31:37.000 So part of the problem with blacks constantly attacking old Asian people is old Asian people are going, I don't like this group anymore. 1.00

01:31:48.000 They're mean. 0.99

01:31:49.000 I'm scared of them. 0.99

01:31:51.000 And so the priority is to educate these old Asians who are getting beaten to death and make them less racist. 0.99

01:32:00.000 Letters for Black Lives Matter. 0.99

01:32:01.000 If blacks are attacking you, you need to learn to be less racist. 0.98

01:32:04.000 That's the moral here. 0.99

01:32:06.000 Doesn't seem to make any fucking sense, does it? 0.87

01:32:08.000 Arsha Howard is one of several community members who've been holding space since last summer. 0.89

01:32:13.000 What are you doing, Arn?

01:32:14.000 You're playing something else.

01:32:15.000 Uncle, Auntie.

01:32:17.000 Grandfather.

01:32:18.000 Wait, he's Asian?

01:32:19.000 Grandmother?

01:32:20.000 Well, he's from Asia, meaning India.

01:32:22.000 Oh, right.

01:32:22.000 That's like the British trick.

01:32:25.000 We don't usually do that here.

01:32:27.000 Grandfather?

01:32:28.000 Grandmother?

01:32:30.000 You need to be better.

01:32:32.000 We need to talk.

01:32:33.000 After you come back from the hospital and replace all the credit cards they stole, we need to talk. 0.99

01:32:39.000 Grown up around people who are black. 1.00

01:32:41.000 Are you just learning right now that India is in Asia? 0.51

01:32:44.000 No, no, no, but I just saw the map of what they consider Asia and what they consider what they consider Asia?

01:32:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:52.000 You didn't know what Asia was before?

01:32:54.000 I did.

01:32:56.000 Or Orient. 0.55

01:32:56.000 Orient. 0.55

01:32:57.000 The difference between Orient and Asian. 0.99

01:32:59.000 Yeah, you're just learning that now and you're fucking Asian? 1.00

01:33:01.000 No, but I saw a map that was a reminder the other day. 0.99

01:33:06.000 Yosef tweeted it.

01:33:08.000 They're a fundamental part of my life.

01:33:11.000 They're my friends, my roommates. 0.96

01:33:14.000 Do they find the ugliest Asians in the whole country? 1.00

01:33:18.000 Not one of these breaks the five ceilings. 0.98

01:33:27.000 You are both genderless. 0.98

01:33:28.000 That's the most genderless person I've ever seen. 1.00

01:33:35.000 What are you?

01:33:36.000 Earlier this week in Louisiana, two police officers killed a man named Alton Sterling while he sold CDs on the street.

01:33:43.000 The very next day in Minnesota, a police officer shot and killed a black man named Philando Castile in his car during a traffic stop while his girlfriend and her four-year-old daughter looked on.

01:33:55.000 Overwhelmingly, the police do not face any criminal record, and they got the wrong guy.

01:34:01.000 This is a terrifying reality that some of my closest friends live with every day.

01:34:07.000 Even as we hear about the dangers that black Americans face, our instinct is to sometimes point at all the ways that we're different from them.

01:34:15.000 To shield ourselves from their reality.

01:34:18.000 Rather than empathize with 2%. 0.95

01:34:20.000 When a policeman shoots a black person, you might think it's the victim's fault.

01:34:24.000 This is because you see so many things. 0.88

01:34:27.000 The Asians are finally learning ethnomasochism. 1.00

01:34:30.000 How to shit on yourself. 1.00

01:34:32.000 They're very white in that sense. 1.00

01:34:34.000 You know?

01:34:35.000 Yeah.

01:34:36.000 Are you still trying to figure out what Asia is, Asian man?

01:34:38.000 No, there was this tweet that shows a map. 1.00

01:34:44.000 And it was like, yeah, this is the map of Asian shit. 1.00

01:34:47.000 All right. 1.00

01:34:48.000 Thanks for wasting our time, Ryan, and showing us your stupid Twitter feed. 1.00

01:34:52.000 In the media as thugs and criminals. 1.00

01:34:56.000 In the media.

01:34:57.000 After all, you might say, we managed to come to America and build good lives. 1.00

01:35:01.000 These are the ugliest Asians I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

01:35:04.000 So why can't they? 0.99

01:35:05.000 He's the hottest guy in this whole thing.

01:35:08.000 And he's a four.

01:35:09.000 It's true that we face discrimination for being Asian.

01:35:12.000 I'm not joking. 1.00

01:35:13.000 These are the ugliest Asians I've ever seen. 1.00

01:35:19.000 Not one of them is over five. 0.99

01:35:23.000 She's actually okay.

01:35:24.000 Here we go.

01:35:25.000 There's a 4.9.

01:35:26.000 We're getting there.

01:35:27.000 He's a three.

01:35:28.000 People don't think dangerous criminal when we are walking down the street.

01:35:31.000 Yeah, it's called a pattern.

01:35:33.000 Police do not gun down our children and 3.1 for simply existing.

01:35:39.000 So did you catch that? 0.99

01:35:42.000 Cops shoot black people for simply existing. 1.00

01:35:45.000 In other words, cops just hunt black people like a jungle safari. 1.00

01:35:50.000 Did you know that? 0.99

01:35:51.000 I didn't.

01:35:53.000 This is in the midst of a black on Asian crime wave going on. 1.00

01:35:58.000 The takeaway is be better, Asians. 1.00

01:36:01.000 Be better. 0.94

01:36:02.000 Cops don't shoot us. 0.98

01:36:03.000 Yeah, you're disproportionately not involved in crime.

01:36:09.000 You know why people, you know why brokers are wealthy?

01:36:13.000 Because they're around money.

01:36:15.000 When you're around money, when money is your job, you tend to have more of it.

01:36:20.000 You know why photographers are often married to models? 1.00

01:36:23.000 Because they're around models.

01:36:25.000 So they end up getting to know them.

01:36:26.000 That's their world.

01:36:29.000 I remember I used to work with a guy. 1.00

01:36:30.000 He's like, I want to fuck models. 0.99

01:36:31.000 I was like, okay, get into photography. 1.00

01:36:34.000 Work in fashion.

01:36:34.000 They're everywhere over there.

01:36:36.000 You got to be around that world to be part of that world. 1.00

01:36:39.000 Black people disproportionately are around crime, involved in crime. 1.00

01:36:43.000 That means out of the people who get shot by cops, you're going to be in that group disproportionately represented. 0.99

01:36:48.000 Asians, exact opposite. 1.00

01:36:50.000 They're in an area that is not closely associated with crime.

01:36:54.000 Ergo, there's little shootings.

01:36:55.000 Not just cops on you, but you on you.

01:36:58.000 Gunplay in general.

01:37:00.000 Who doesn't know that? 0.97

01:37:02.000 Am I a genius or is everyone retarded? 1.00

01:37:09.000 What is 3-9? 0.99

01:37:10.000 This is Trump.

01:37:14.000 She's got to be better.

01:37:16.000 She needs to be better, doesn't she?

01:37:26.000 Is that okay that she's scared?

01:37:28.000 She doesn't know that movie, by the way.

01:37:31.000 She's a fresh off-the-boat, so all she knows is a giant black man with a giant knife and a mask is in closed quarters with her. 0.81

01:37:41.000 She needs to be better, don't you think? 0.99

01:37:43.000 That's racist of her to be scared.

01:37:46.000 Yes. 0.99

01:37:46.000 Allow yourself to be comfortable around giant black men with knives when you're alone in the ladies' washroom and he shows up with a mask on. 0.99

01:37:54.000 Okay? 0.99

01:37:55.000 Yes. 0.95

01:37:55.000 What are you, racist? 0.95

01:37:57.000 And by the way, you know why that guy was doing that? 0.98

01:38:00.000 Because of Trump.

01:38:04.000 Did you know that?

01:38:05.000 Yeah.

01:38:07.000 I thought this was fascinating.

01:38:08.000 I almost made it a green screen, but it's too boring to warrant going into the green screen room.

01:38:14.000 But did you know that you're not fair?

01:38:19.000 Did you know that freedom is racist?

01:38:21.000 Historian Tyler Stovall talks to KPIX's Jan Marley about the book White Freedom, The Racial History of an Idea, which explores the racist legacy behind the Western idea of freedom.

01:38:40.000 You know what that's saying? 0.87

01:38:42.000 That's saying blacks shouldn't be in the West. 1.00

01:38:45.000 He's saying blacks should go back to Africa, basically. 1.00

01:38:48.000 The black renaissance says that you either are anti-freedom or you don't belong here. 0.98

01:38:53.000 Now, there's no way you're going to argue, convince Americans and Westerners in general to reject freedom.

01:38:59.000 They're getting close with socialism, but it's a fundamental part of this culture. 0.98

01:39:04.000 So what you're saying is blacks don't belong in this culture. 1.00

01:39:08.000 The KKK would agree with this fucking guy. 1.00

01:39:11.000 I have the actual video though, 4-1. 1.00

01:39:17.000 Imagine you actually watched this shit and believed it. 1.00

01:39:20.000 And you were a regular on this shit show. 1.00

01:39:24.000 Is this Seattle? 1.00

01:39:25.000 A racial history of an idea. 0.53

01:39:28.000 Tyler Stovall, welcome to Black Renaissance.

01:39:31.000 It's so good to see you this morning.

01:39:32.000 Lagging.

01:39:33.000 Thank you so much for having me here.

01:39:35.000 It's always great to be back in the Bay Area, even virtually.

01:39:37.000 Oh, Santa Cruz.

01:39:38.000 You're no longer at UC Santa Cruz.

01:39:40.000 No, I left last year to go take a new job at Fordham University, so I moved to New York.

01:39:46.000 Unfortunately, I moved at exactly the wrong time.

01:39:48.000 There's nothing happening in New York.

01:39:50.000 That's cold.

01:39:51.000 So, but, oh, well.

01:39:52.000 That's a terrible cold.

01:39:54.000 Anyway, why is freedom racist?

01:40:01.000 Okay.

01:40:01.000 Let's talk about your book.

01:40:02.000 Yeah, let's talk about your scholarship in French culture, French history really plays a major part in the way that you approach this subject.

01:40:13.000 Both France and the United States are countries for whom freedom is at the very heart of their national identity.

01:40:21.000 To be American is to be free, to be French is... 1.00

01:40:24.000 The word French comes from the name of the Germanic tribe Franks, and the word Frank meant liberty in their tongue.

01:40:31.000 And of course, the lines, liberté égalité fraternité, liberté freedom comes first as the defining characteristic of French society.

01:40:40.000 And it's one of the great things that the United France has with the United States.

01:40:44.000 Can you start the story now?

01:40:45.000 They also have in common.

01:40:46.000 They're both republican forms of governments.

01:40:49.000 And yet, as I explore in my book, at the same time, there are exclusions based on race, that idea of freedom.

01:40:56.000 Well, whiteness connotes freedom in both countries. 0.87

01:41:01.000 Freedom is a complicated term.

01:41:03.000 Oh, I know what they mean.

01:41:04.000 What do you mean which freedom can be seen as?

01:41:06.000 Like if you're white, you're more free. 0.90

01:41:08.000 Like, we're free to drive around. 0.97

01:41:10.000 Well, not you.

01:41:11.000 I'm free to drive around and not worry about being killed by a cop, simply for existing.

01:41:16.000 So you got to get into their heads to understand their bizarre language. 0.99

01:41:19.000 In their world, black people are like buying an orange at the supermarket and there's a sniper in a uniform. 0.98

01:41:26.000 By the way, this is how guys at my gym talk. 0.99

01:41:28.000 They say they traded in the white robes for a blue uniform.

01:41:31.000 Intelligent black men have said that to me.

01:41:34.000 Regular.

01:41:34.000 Rap lyric?

01:41:35.000 In fact, one of the guys at my gym, black guys, said, we were talking about, I can't remember what, like robbing a bank or something.

01:41:40.000 And he's like, oh, I'm not going to jail. 1.00

01:41:42.000 I'd take some of these pigs, these racist pigs out on the way down for sure. 1.00

01:41:46.000 I'm going to get shot, but I'm going to take some of those fucking racist motherfuckers down with me. 1.00

01:41:50.000 Normal middle class, not middle class, blue-collar black guys, just given that if you're in a shootout, you're going to kill some cops before they kill you. 1.00

01:42:00.000 Because they're racist. 0.99

01:42:02.000 I'm not talking about Black Lives Matter radicals. 0.83

01:42:04.000 I'm talking about middle-aged, working-class black males who are employed, work in sanitation, work at Rikers.

01:42:11.000 And they think, actually, the Rikers, I didn't say that.

01:42:14.000 I don't know.

01:42:14.000 There's two guys from Rikers at my gym, and I don't know their politics.

01:42:18.000 But I wouldn't be remotely surprised if they talk about trading in the white ropes or blue uniforms, even though they both wear blue uniforms at Rikers.

01:42:26.000 Word anarchist.

01:42:28.000 Freedom is being out of control, as being unlimited.

01:42:31.000 And so freedom had to be created in a way that was much more contained and controlled, and it had to be turned in effect white. 0.66

01:42:38.000 It had to be made a property that was positive, and that meant linking it to white identity. 0.72

01:42:44.000 So I look at different groups of people in the past that were seen as free and whose freedom had to be suppressed in order to create true white freedom, freedom of middle-class society, freedom of standard bourgeois society and identity. 0.78

01:42:59.000 What are you talking about?

01:43:01.000 I wish I was the host of the show. 1.00

01:43:02.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:43:03.000 It's like a really smart, scorned ex-girlfriend. 1.00

01:43:07.000 I've been thinking about this a lot.

01:43:08.000 I think that's a sweet grandma.

01:43:09.000 The reason why they hate us goes back to the history of the Franks.

01:43:14.000 All right, just jump ahead a little bit.

01:43:15.000 I'm hoping he makes something con.

01:43:17.000 Yes, France was racist hundreds of years ago.

01:43:21.000 Yes, America was racist hundreds of years ago.

01:43:23.000 That doesn't mean that everything about those two countries is linked to racism.

01:43:28.000 I think part of the story.

01:43:29.000 The whole point of freedom is, you know, don't hurt anyone else and you're free.

01:43:35.000 You're free to go, no matter what race you are.

01:43:37.000 The whole notion of freedom is anti-racist.

01:43:42.000 America in particular has changed.

01:43:44.000 Most Americans now believe that freedom should be a universal value and have very much challenged this idea that exists from the past.

01:43:54.000 I think you're right.

01:43:55.000 I think you're right.

01:43:56.000 And I really hope that we can find a way to move forward in one.

01:44:00.000 Maybe I'll watch that more meticulously when we have more time.

01:44:02.000 Remember how Koch was telling all their employees to be less white? 1.00

01:44:07.000 They're in shit now. 1.00

01:44:10.000 They got woke, and it brought the attention to them, and now they're pissed. 1.00

01:44:15.000 You know why they're getting boycotted?

01:44:16.000 I can't read that because the TV's broken.

01:44:18.000 I guess we're going to get a new TV.

01:44:19.000 Move it over.

01:44:21.000 Yeah.

01:44:24.000 Wait, I still can't read it.

01:44:28.000 If you spend your money on Coke, know that the Coca-Cola Company has donated $35,000 to voter suppression efforts in Georgia.

01:44:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:37.000 If you want people to have ID to vote, you don't want blacks to vote, is their thinking. 1.00

01:44:42.000 And any kind of regulation on voting is voter suppression.

01:44:46.000 So if you were to, and it's racist.

01:44:49.000 So say the analogy I always use is if you were to start enforcing parking really strictly, and anyone who parks illegally gets the boot on their tire.

01:44:59.000 My gut says around New York, it's going to be disproportionately black and Hispanic people getting the boot on their car. 1.00

01:45:06.000 Therefore, it's racist to enforce parking.

01:45:10.000 Can you speak liberal yet?

01:45:11.000 Are you getting the hang of this?

01:45:17.000 So if it hurts blacks, if it hurts minorities in any way, it's a racist thing.

01:45:22.000 No matter what anyone does, behavior is irrelevant, pattern is irrelevant, how much they appear in the crime stats is totally irrelevant.

01:45:28.000 If you see a black person frowning, then they've been hurt by a racist.

01:45:33.000 Gravity. 0.96

01:45:33.000 The end. 0.96

01:45:34.000 Gravity racist.

01:45:37.000 And then Star Wars, they're saying Rogue One bombed because racists couldn't handle it.

01:45:44.000 What does that say?

01:45:48.000 Aided by an analysis of over 1 million tweets and 1,000 YouTube videos, this is the full story of right radicalization in the Star Wars fandom.

01:45:59.000 From designated white supremacist hate.

01:46:03.000 I'm reading this from across the world.

01:46:04.000 Groups to YouTubers.

01:46:05.000 To YouTubers.

01:46:06.000 This is how hate attacked the Star Wars sequel trilogy and won.

01:46:09.000 So this is the head of some weird Star Wars thing. 0.84

01:46:16.000 I don't follow Star Wars, but I guess the head of their top fandom network is run by this black woman, and she's making it all about race. 1.00

01:46:22.000 And this, I thought this was ironic because the reason Star Wars sucked is for this same affirmative action that she's reveling in right now. 1.00

01:46:30.000 They made it all about racism.

01:46:33.000 In fact, remember the writer, Chris Weitz, 4-4, he said, the empire is white supremacy, and the resistance is Black Lives Matter.

01:46:41.000 So you injected this...

01:46:45.000 I realized there was a pocket of America on the internet that was insolently angry and anti-Semitic.

01:46:53.000 So they made Star Wars... 1.00

01:46:56.000 They made Star Wars a pro-Semitic fucking movie? 0.99

01:46:59.000 No, here's how you, this is why, and I brought my kids to Rogue One, and I noticed they had to get up and go piss about four times. 0.99

01:47:07.000 I went with my boy, my youngest boy.

01:47:09.000 He was much younger than he is now.

01:47:10.000 He's like six at the time.

01:47:12.000 And I go with him to pee, and I'm standing there, and I see him pee, and it's two drops. 0.85

01:47:17.000 And I realize you just wanted to go somewhere because you were so fucking bored of this movie. 0.91

01:47:23.000 You know why it's boring? 0.93

01:47:24.000 Because there's an Asian hero, a gay hero, a black hero, a black female hero, a black male hero, a white male hero, a Hispanic hero, an Arabic hero.

01:47:33.000 There's like 42 main guys.

01:47:37.000 So you're just watching this hodgepodge.

01:47:39.000 It's almost like Big Brother.

01:47:41.000 Like you're just watching an outer space episode of Big Brother.

01:47:45.000 Or what's that MTV show where they all lived in a house together?

01:47:50.000 Real world.

01:47:51.000 It's just outer space, real world.

01:47:53.000 That's hard to say real world.

01:47:54.000 Real world.

01:47:55.000 Rural juror.

01:47:56.000 Real world.

01:47:57.000 Look at show any part of Rogue One.

01:48:01.000 Not this part.

01:48:02.000 Not that part.

01:48:03.000 Show the trailer.

01:48:06.000 So you made it all about race.

01:48:09.000 And I don't blame these people.

01:48:10.000 As I said before, if I was elected because of my mustache by the National Mustache Coalition and they donated 10 million to my campaign, I would feel obligated to make things mustache-y.

01:48:21.000 So she was hired by affirmative action, probably. 0.51

01:48:24.000 And so she feels compelled to make everything about race.

01:48:28.000 Oh, the chick is the good guy. 1.00

01:48:30.000 She's Luke Skywalker, I remember now.

01:48:32.000 The Emperor's clearly Jewish. 0.97

01:48:34.000 Can you be trusted without your struggles?

01:48:37.000 Let's just get this over with, shall we?

01:48:39.000 We have a mission for you. 1.00

01:48:42.000 Lots of female generals in this fucking movie. 1.00

01:48:51.000 If you're really doing this, I like it. 1.00

01:48:54.000 I remember watching you going, who am I rooting for again?

01:48:56.000 You don't even know who the good guys are.

01:48:58.000 Yeah, and you're suspicious.

01:48:59.000 In any movie, anybody who's good, you're suspicious that guy's going to turn into the body.

01:49:04.000 Right.

01:49:04.000 Double take.

01:49:05.000 Yeah, and then you have five that's going on five times, so you never truly trust anybody.

01:49:09.000 Yeah, how could they be good?

01:49:11.000 It's very Rando Calarisian.

01:49:18.000 Are you good?

01:49:19.000 There's an aging guy. 1.00

01:49:19.000 There's a fucking blind guy. 1.00

01:49:20.000 Remember him? 1.00

01:49:22.000 That's him.

01:49:22.000 There he is.

01:49:23.000 He's blind.

01:49:24.000 Fable body.

01:49:26.000 Writes.

01:49:28.000 The captain says you are a friend.

01:49:30.000 Definitely didn't offend anyone.

01:49:31.000 I'll give you that much.

01:49:32.000 That was the only interesting character in the whole movie is that robot.

01:49:35.000 Black. 0.93

01:49:41.000 Wait.

01:49:43.000 Anyway, let's go to the mailbag.

01:49:47.000 Doodle-doodle. 0.99

01:49:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance. 1.00

01:49:56.000 Let's turn the price together. 1.00

01:50:02.000 Let me touch it.

01:50:05.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:50:06.000 Nothing wrong with that at all.

01:50:09.000 Okay.

01:50:10.000 Nothing wrong with that. 0.99

01:50:13.000 Holy shit, we got a lot of mail. 0.97

01:50:16.000 You know, I can look up anything in our mailbag file, and there'll be a letter about it. 0.98

01:50:21.000 Sure.

01:50:21.000 Like, watch this.

01:50:22.000 I'll put the word brick into the search.

01:50:25.000 B-R-L-C-E-L. 1.00

01:50:26.000 That's easy.

01:50:28.000 There's...

01:50:29.000 Probably three From today.

01:50:33.000 There's, uh, what's this?

01:50:35.000 Oh, wait, it's going through my whole email.

01:50:39.000 There's a guy who calls himself Bob Brickwall who sent us a letter March 9th last week.

01:50:47.000 Hey, Gavman and Raima, Rye Rye Guy.

01:50:50.000 We, the audience, are Ben Affleck in this scene, and Ryan is Matt Damon.

01:50:54.000 And then he says, go to 106 to 149.

01:50:57.000 And he signs it, Bob Brickman.

01:51:02.000 Have you got the letter yet?

01:51:05.000 Yeah, I'm looking up Brickman.

01:51:07.000 Come on, Ryan.

01:51:09.000 It's from Bob.

01:51:10.000 Ryan's future is his subject.

01:51:14.000 10 seconds.

01:51:16.000 Go to 106.

01:51:21.000 106.

01:51:22.000 So we're Ben Affleck, and Ryan is Matt David. 0.97

01:51:25.000 I want a way out of here for him, and I'm going to fucking live here the rest of my life. 0.98

01:51:28.000 You know, be neighbors, you know, we'll have little kids, fucking take them to Little League together up Foley Field. 0.98

01:51:37.000 Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. 1.00

01:51:40.000 20 years, if you're still living here, coming over to my house, watch the Patriot scheme, still working construction, I'll fucking kill you. 0.99

01:51:49.000 That's not a threat. 1.00

01:51:50.000 That's a fact. 1.00

01:51:50.000 I'll fucking kill you. 1.00

01:51:51.000 So that's Brick. 1.00

01:51:52.000 Let me type in the word sunshine.

01:51:57.000 Tons, tons and tons of letters.

01:52:01.000 Texas surf.

01:52:03.000 This is from February 19th. 0.67

01:52:06.000 COVID on blacks. 1.00

01:52:07.000 It's vitamin D. They are all vitamin D deficient because they are living outside of sub-Saharan Africa with dark skin locked inside their apartment all day. 1.00

01:52:14.000 It's the sunshine vitamin.

01:52:16.000 Really only gets in your system through your eyes and skin.

01:52:19.000 And then he has a link to healthline.com where it says new study found 80% of COVID-19 patients were vitamin D deficient. 0.99

01:52:28.000 Why are you so motherfucking slow? 0.97

01:52:30.000 I got a lot from him. 0.99

01:52:31.000 I don't have that one.

01:52:32.000 COVID on blacks, I told you, was this subject?

01:52:35.000 I got all Texas surf stuff here.

01:52:38.000 No, you don't go by the person.

01:52:39.000 You would go by the subject.

01:52:43.000 Jeez.

01:52:43.000 There's even more COVID-black stuff.

01:52:46.000 I told you, COVID on blacks is the motherfucking subject. 1.00

01:52:49.000 That should be in quotes. 1.00

01:52:50.000 Boom, you're done.

01:52:52.000 All right, this isn't going well. 0.99

01:52:53.000 Ryan's way too fucking slow. 0.72

01:52:55.000 I'll show you my screen, but it doesn't exist for me. 0.98

01:52:57.000 Is it just sent to you or the mailbag?

01:52:59.000 The mailbag.

01:53:00.000 On February 19th.

01:53:02.000 Subject is COVID on blacks. 0.93

01:53:03.000 We've all since moved on.

01:53:08.000 Best of Artie and Bigfoot.

01:53:11.000 Try not to cry laughing.

01:53:15.000 Okay, that's nice.

01:53:20.000 Male OneGuy can win the $5,000 Grand Prize from GoldenPalace.net.

01:53:24.000 How are you doing, Ryan?

01:53:26.000 Well, since I had to prove that that didn't exist for me, a little behind.

01:53:30.000 Mali OneGuy can win the $5,000 grand prize from GoldenPalace.net.

01:53:34.000 I'm 20 minutes long, dude.

01:53:36.000 Thanks, Joe Anderson.

01:53:39.000 Wait, play it?

01:53:40.000 Does it start with a win?

01:53:41.000 I'm fine.

01:53:42.000 Well, we certainly need a Bigfoot in the whack pack. 1.00

01:53:45.000 Why is he Bigfoot?

01:53:46.000 He's not that tall.

01:53:49.000 I'm pretty tall.

01:53:50.000 I'm 6'4.

01:53:51.000 I weigh 280 pounds, and I walk through the Bowdy House Motel flower bedded.

01:54:03.000 What size is your foot?

01:54:04.000 You call yourself Bigfoot?

01:54:05.000 Size 14 E. All right.

01:54:08.000 Why are we continuing the contest?

01:54:10.000 You'll see why in a minute. 0.93

01:54:12.000 Mark, it says you're a schizophrenic and you suffer from sleep apnea, which means what? 0.96

01:54:18.000 I died 47 times in one night in my sleep. 1.00

01:54:23.000 You die in your sleep. 0.98

01:54:24.000 Sleep all the time.

01:54:25.000 Yes.

01:54:26.000 And there's no way to fix this?

01:54:27.000 No, there's no way to fix this.

01:54:29.000 The only way to fix this problem is you take air and blow it up to your nose.

01:54:35.000 And the only problem with that, with me, it makes my nose burn, it does, because of the air.

01:54:41.000 Oh, it does.

01:54:41.000 I never heard it does before.

01:54:43.000 No, I don't play chess at all.

01:54:45.000 It was a 4-9.

01:54:49.000 He said he knew something about it.

01:54:50.000 Down in Ryan, Ryan is way too gun-shy about getting chewed out for this horrible, insufferable stories and bad jokes. 0.98

01:54:55.000 He doesn't do impressions as well as he used to because he gets his ass handed to him way too hard and way too much. 0.98

01:55:00.000 He isn't getting better. 0.80

01:55:01.000 It should be 20 to 80%.

01:55:03.000 You have let Ryan win 20% of the time.

01:55:05.000 Right now, I think Ryan wins maybe 1% of the time. 0.99

01:55:08.000 When I play basketball with my two and a half-year-old, I let him get a free shot at the basketball hoop 20% of the time, and the other 80%, I swat that shit out of the stadium. 0.98

01:55:18.000 When fighting by sun, he gets to beat me up two out of 10 times. 0.98

01:55:23.000 If I push it to 1090, he quits.

01:55:25.000 When Ryan tells a story, he sounds like a lieutenant in the German army giving Hitler bad news.

01:55:29.000 Gavin, you are the boss, but shouldn't you have a sidekick and a separate producer?

01:55:34.000 You can't have one guy doing both.

01:55:36.000 Thank you for the business advice, Chris, on how to run a show.

01:55:39.000 Can you please send me a clip of your show?

01:55:43.000 I never felt like I've been demoted and promoted.

01:55:47.000 I couldn't tell if he likes you or hates you or that.

01:55:51.000 I don't know.

01:55:53.000 Then he also sent another email of you singing.

01:56:03.000 Where are you here?

01:56:04.000 This is me.

01:56:07.000 That's your highs and lows.

01:56:18.000 2013.

01:56:26.000 Not being very polite, are they?

01:56:28.000 No, this is...

01:56:29.000 They were bustling.

01:56:37.000 You wrote that song?

01:56:39.000 Yeah, that was my first song with lyrics that I not really, but that's the first complete song that I wanted to show people.

01:56:46.000 Heisen Lowe's.

01:56:48.000 That came late. 0.99

01:56:49.000 Okay, that guy sent us like 10 fucking emails in one minute. 0.99

01:56:53.000 What's up, Gavin and retarded Jimi Hendrix? 1.00

01:56:55.000 Here's an article from today.

01:56:56.000 You will not be surprised.

01:56:57.000 Milwaukee Judge and president of Drag Screen Story Hour Group Arrested and charged with child pornography.

01:57:04.000 You don't say.

01:57:06.000 You don't say.

01:57:09.000 Milwaukee judge who serves as the president of an LGBTQ foundation in Wisconsin was arrested and charged with seven counts of possessing child pornography.

01:57:16.000 On Tuesday, Brett Blom, an elected judge.

01:57:21.000 He's the president and CEO of the Cream City Foundation.

01:57:25.000 Cream?

01:57:26.000 Cream City.

01:57:28.000 Gross. 0.82

01:57:30.000 Wow. 1.00

01:57:32.000 More from the same fucking guy. 1.00

01:57:35.000 Chris has sent, Chris, stop sending us fucking emails. 1.00

01:57:38.000 We're not friends. 0.99

01:57:40.000 Oh, there's a lot.

01:57:42.000 Condescending.

01:57:46.000 Hey, Gavin, on your show last night while watching this segment with Pitbull, I thought you might be interested in a site I recently came across called CorbettReport.com.

01:57:52.000 It's run by a Canadian who now is in Japan.

01:57:54.000 Some might refer to the site as a conspiracy site, but James Corbett, who runs the site, sometimes refers to it as conspiracy realism.

01:58:01.000 That's nice.

01:58:02.000 CorbettReport.com. 1.00

01:58:03.000 What is this shit? 1.00

01:58:06.000 People can check that out on their own time. 1.00

01:58:07.000 P.S. While watching your drunken show the other night, which I found a bit boring in the beginning, and then I think I fell asleep.

01:58:12.000 I'll have to go back and re-watch it.

01:58:13.000 Thanks for the information.

01:58:16.000 Maybe you were so drunk you blacked him out, too.

01:58:18.000 Interesting.

01:58:19.000 This guy might have to go back and re-watch the show because he fell asleep because he doesn't like it when I'm drunk.

01:58:24.000 Oh, man.

01:58:25.000 Maybe you or maybe I'll go back and watch all your drunken episodes and access their quality. 0.99

01:58:29.000 You seem to be meaner to detective shitty when you're drunk. 0.98

01:58:32.000 I remember watching one show thinking one day Ryan might snap and beat your head in with the microphone from the abuse. 0.99

01:58:36.000 I think you're nicer when you're drunk. 0.81

01:58:38.000 Anyway, to my PS, thought you might have your father do a show. 0.99

01:58:41.000 Shut up, everyone. 0.99

01:58:46.000 Hey, I fell asleep. 1.00

01:58:46.000 I might watch it. 1.00

01:58:47.000 You should get your dad to do a show.

01:58:48.000 Okay, thank you.

01:58:52.000 Love you, love the shows.

01:58:53.000 My husband is traveling out to hang with the guys and watch basketball this weekend staying in Hoboken.

01:58:57.000 They have a fabulous view of Manhattan.

01:58:58.000 What bars do you suggest they hit?

01:59:00.000 I have you on all the time in my house on the speaker, on my computer, I'm in my car.

01:59:04.000 I think he has a crush on you too.

01:59:05.000 Any chance of bumping into you?

01:59:06.000 Nope.

01:59:07.000 The buddy is a Coast Guard, a great storyteller.

01:59:09.000 And the best news, they can both drink.

01:59:10.000 Yeah.

01:59:11.000 Okay, Sarah.

01:59:12.000 I don't know what bars. 0.98

01:59:13.000 I would make sure you look up the bars before you go there because everything is fucking shut. 1.00

01:59:17.000 Manhattan sucks. 0.99

01:59:19.000 But if you're staying in Hoboken, I know even less about Hoboken. 0.96

01:59:24.000 Now I'm your source for bars to check out in Hoboken, New Jersey. 0.98

01:59:29.000 Hoboken sucks. 0.66

01:59:31.000 I'm sure you're aware what your old buddy's up to. 0.99

01:59:33.000 I thought this would make a good mood screen.

01:59:35.000 And this is David Cross.

01:59:37.000 Yeah, that was the video that we went over.

01:59:39.000 That's a great idea.

01:59:40.000 Was that, wait, when was that sent?

01:59:42.000 Two days ago.

01:59:43.000 Okay, thank God.

01:59:44.000 But wait a minute.

01:59:44.000 We did that on Monday, didn't we?

01:59:47.000 I think so.

01:59:50.000 Great idea. 0.93

01:59:52.000 I think some of these will be trolls.

01:59:55.000 Some of the complaints will be false.

01:59:58.000 Thanks for having me on last night.

02:00:00.000 When I said May 6th, that is a must-wear jerseys of our sponsor day.

02:00:03.000 I would really need a decision by the end of March.

02:00:05.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that guy.

02:00:08.000 Oh, you got hats, too.

02:00:10.000 That's weird.

02:00:11.000 Hats?

02:00:11.000 What are those basketball hats?

02:00:13.000 What is that?

02:00:14.000 Navy team?

02:00:15.000 Oh, he's showing us the sleeves. 0.96

02:00:17.000 Oh, I thought you wore little silly hats. 0.95

02:00:21.000 Me too. 0.96

02:00:24.000 Oh.

02:00:26.000 Yeah, I'm considering that. 0.99

02:00:30.000 Parker, check and see if you have contact with the first last name fuck. 0.90

02:00:35.000 If so, Apple thinks it's a name and will capitalize it.

02:00:38.000 I think this is probably the issue since it's across multiple devices.

02:00:41.000 Oh.

02:00:41.000 Thank you, sir.

02:00:44.000 You've definitely named somebody fuck. 0.99

02:00:46.000 Well, let's check. 0.99

02:00:48.000 So I go into my contacts. 0.98

02:00:51.000 One of the best advice I ever got was if you date someone who's a fucking nightmare, make sure you don't delete them from your phone. 0.98

02:01:00.000 You want to just get rid of the person? 0.99

02:01:02.000 So you delete them?

02:01:03.000 Jesus Christ.

02:01:04.000 I've had this contact list for so long.

02:01:06.000 I have six David shows.

02:01:10.000 That must be six phones of his.

02:01:11.000 I have six different phones, bro. 1.00

02:01:14.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:01:15.000 No results, sir. 1.00

02:01:16.000 Weird.

02:01:20.000 So your theory didn't work.

02:01:23.000 Last one.

02:01:24.000 Gastro, I know you hate fiction.

02:01:25.000 Sorry for this, Rygai.

02:01:26.000 It's a cool read about surviving a big attack.

02:01:29.000 A big attack?

02:01:31.000 In San Diego.

02:01:32.000 I'm the author, and if you can mention on the air, maybe I could sell some copies.

02:01:35.000 The Invasion by R.J. Hill.

02:01:37.000 No, thank you. 1.00

02:01:37.000 What a waste of fucking time. 1.00

02:01:38.000 Don't buy that book, whatever you do. 1.00

02:01:44.000 This is from Paul.

02:01:45.000 Seems like you were drunk every show this week.

02:01:47.000 Absolutely not.

02:01:48.000 I was drunk last night.

02:01:48.000 It was St. Patrick's Day.

02:01:49.000 I'm not going to apologize for that, but I definitely was not.

02:01:52.000 I'd had zero beers Monday, Tuesday, and today. 0.99

02:01:56.000 Dude, you need to get your shit together. 0.99

02:01:57.000 Last night's injury with Alfred was handled so badly, it was embarrassing. 1.00

02:02:01.000 I heard it went well.

02:02:02.000 I don't remember it.

02:02:04.000 Well, there were some things you definitely could have said.

02:02:07.000 There's a lot to say to the man, but you covered a lot of bases.

02:02:10.000 And I think the, you know, you're not going to change his mind, so you gave him a good amount of anger, which is good.

02:02:16.000 Because that's all you could hope for, that you'd put him in his place.

02:02:19.000 And you did.

02:02:20.000 Well, I don't remember it.

02:02:20.000 I'll have to check it out.

02:02:21.000 I love you, bud, but the purpose of Lent is to reflect on yourself and to give up something you love.

02:02:25.000 What's the difference between you switching to beer and a fat girl only eating cupcakes every day since she quit eating whole cakes? 1.00

02:02:31.000 No difference. 1.00

02:02:32.000 When you're handed a shot, you made a conscious decision to say, fuck God and fuck your word. 1.00

02:02:36.000 It has as much strength as a fat girl. 1.00

02:02:38.000 Pathetic. 1.00

02:02:40.000 Am I the only one who sinned during Lent? 1.00

02:02:43.000 You were all perfect? 0.99

02:02:45.000 You talked about Thin Lizzie fucking their art due to this indulgent behavior, and that was on full display with you last night. 0.99

02:02:51.000 You could have kept an interrogative tone and prodded him about it if he thinks prowboys hate Jews, multiracial white supremacy, and put pressure on him. 0.99

02:02:58.000 Instead, you slur your way out of the gate, simply attacking his family and yelling insults at him until he wants to hang up.

02:03:05.000 It could have been an interesting conversation, but due to your lack of self-control and indulgent behavior, it fizzled into a middle school prank called Bad Form Dude. 0.98

02:03:14.000 Take a week off if you need to, but for the love of God, get your shit together and actually give up drinking for 40 days. 0.97

02:03:21.000 You wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for the drinks. 0.98

02:03:24.000 P.S. Stop saying that leftists attacking you is the reason you had to change to censored from Free speech.

02:03:30.000 It's a bizarre lie that you repeat. 0.97

02:03:33.000 You fucked up the copyright and had to switch. 0.98

02:03:36.000 Everyone watching longer than a year knows that. 0.98

02:03:38.000 We wish you well, man.

02:03:40.000 Love the show.

02:03:40.000 That's not true.

02:03:41.000 They were going to sue us.

02:03:43.000 They said, if you don't do this, they gave us a cease and desist.

02:03:47.000 Yes.

02:03:47.000 I don't know if we portrayed that.

02:03:49.000 No, at the time, both are true.

02:03:50.000 Yeah.

02:03:51.000 Free speech TV was trademarked.

02:03:54.000 They are zero nobodies. 1.00

02:03:58.000 They had a shit site that no one watches. 0.99

02:04:01.000 And all of a sudden, they had these top-tier lawyers ready to take us to court, actually trying to trick us by seeming docile and implying they don't have a case. 1.00

02:04:10.000 So we would tell them to fuck off, trying to dupe us into telling them to fuck off, so they could then bring us to court and bankrupt us. 0.99

02:04:17.000 And we traced those lawyers to working on a case that Soros was linked to. 1.00

02:04:21.000 They're very left-wing.

02:04:23.000 So we did fuck up the copyright.

02:04:27.000 I obviously had the right to free speech.tv.

02:04:30.000 I didn't look up to see if FreeSpeech TV was trademarked.

02:04:34.000 That was a mistake.

02:04:35.000 But the power with which we were attacked was because of globalist funding, I'm convinced. 1.00

02:04:45.000 So it's not a bizarre lie, you fucking asshole. 1.00

02:04:49.000 Also, I was drunk last night on St. Patrick's Day. 1.00

02:04:52.000 Yes, that's pretty normal.

02:04:53.000 I definitely was not drunk Monday, Tuesday, or today.

02:04:57.000 So some of the complaints will be false.

02:05:00.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

02:05:02.000 I've noticed that too with a lot of bitching. 1.00

02:05:05.000 Like I'm sitting there going, but that didn't happen.

02:05:07.000 Well, that's not true. 0.99

02:05:08.000 I'm happy to take shit when it's true. 1.00

02:05:11.000 But most of the allegations made against me are fucking horseshit. 1.00

02:05:14.000 And I never, ever lie. 0.99

02:05:17.000 So the free speech thing is not a bizarre lie.

02:05:22.000 It's the truth.

02:05:25.000 All right, let's do the final video.

02:05:41.000 This has been a long app.

02:05:43.000 I think it's two and a half hours.

02:05:44.000 It's about two hours and such.

02:05:46.000 This we're not going to show, but I just wanted to plug it on the show.

02:05:49.000 It's really, really interesting.

02:05:53.000 They have old soldiers, like me, meet young soldiers.

02:05:58.000 And they talk about World War II versus Afghanistan.

02:06:01.000 Most of the young guys have obviously been to the Middle East.

02:06:04.000 And then the old guys were driving tanks and stuff.

02:06:08.000 And it's fascinating hearing them talking.

02:06:10.000 The mutual reverence they have for each other is really enlightening.

02:06:14.000 Look at him waiting for his friend to arrive.

02:06:17.000 How are you doing?

02:06:21.000 Just jump in the middle.

02:06:23.000 They do Air Force, they do Navy. 0.99

02:06:27.000 And thinking, oh, crap, am I dead? 0.99

02:06:30.000 Am I dying? 0.99

02:06:30.000 Like, not knowing like that. 0.99

02:06:32.000 I think in that instant, that, yeah, I think definitely was my most afraid. 0.99

02:06:37.000 And I just remember one of the lads just saying, shit, good he's alive. 0.97

02:06:41.000 And then as, you know, you get taken off and I spent the next sort of five, six months in hospital going through the surgery. 0.98

02:06:48.000 And the first part of that, you know, what's life going to be like?

02:06:52.000 Am I ever going to get back walking properly again?

02:06:55.000 Am I going to be in pain for the rest of my life?

02:06:57.000 Being medically discharged, obviously that decision to leave is taken.

02:07:02.000 But I think since the war, it's become a lot more friendly.

02:07:08.000 For example, members of the Luftwaffe.

02:07:11.000 Oh, that question was, how do you feel about the enemy now?

02:07:15.000 Right.

02:07:15.000 And he goes, it took me decades to get over my hatred for the Jerrys, the Germans.

02:07:21.000 And now they meet and hang out.

02:07:23.000 Which is weird.

02:07:24.000 That is weird.

02:07:27.000 Here is a movie you've got to watch on your own time, The Greatest Beer Run Ever.

02:07:31.000 Another one of my fellow vets.

02:07:34.000 And I'm not stealing valor.

02:07:36.000 Not all war veterans are veterans of war.

02:07:38.000 Some vets are veterans of war movies.

02:07:42.000 We're still technically veterans. 0.98

02:07:44.000 And I have a hat at home with a feather on it that says native veteran because I'm a veteran of dealing with natives, like my crazy wife. 1.00

02:07:51.000 That's pretty funny. 0.95

02:07:54.000 She bought the hat, by the way.

02:07:55.000 It's her idea.

02:07:56.000 All of these guys grew up in the neighborhood.

02:08:00.000 In my neighborhood, Inwood.

02:08:01.000 So this guy...

02:08:03.000 What's his name?

02:08:04.000 Chicky? 1.00

02:08:06.000 Yeah.

02:08:06.000 John Chicky Donahue.

02:08:07.000 John Chicky Donahue.

02:08:09.000 I'll tell you the whole story.

02:08:10.000 He's at Central Park in New York, and there's this old timer there who's, I assume, dead now.

02:08:14.000 It's back during Vietnam. 1.00

02:08:15.000 And he said, look at all these fucking hippies, these pink Okami scumbags, fucking calling our boys baby killers. 1.00

02:08:22.000 We got three of our guys from Inglewood over there right now. 1.00

02:08:25.000 You know what John Chicky says?

02:08:27.000 He says, don't break yourself up.

02:08:29.000 Don't get all busted up about it.

02:08:31.000 I'm going to go get them a beer.

02:08:32.000 The old guy goes, what? 1.00

02:08:34.000 I'll go fucking... 1.00

02:08:35.000 I'll get him a beer. 1.00

02:08:37.000 He does.

02:08:40.000 He's in the service.

02:08:41.000 He's in the Navy.

02:08:42.000 So he can get on any boat he wants.

02:08:44.000 He gets on a boat. 1.00

02:08:45.000 They go to fucking Vietnam. 0.99

02:08:46.000 He finds the three guys and gives them a beer. 1.00

02:08:49.000 What the fuck? 0.99

02:08:50.000 Now, it's not the coldest beer in the world. 1.00

02:08:53.000 But one of them was on the front lines getting shot at.

02:08:57.000 He's like, I got you a beer.

02:08:59.000 I promised.

02:09:00.000 That's crazy.

02:09:01.000 And here he is meeting them for the first time in 20, 30 years.

02:09:08.000 Warning with these past two videos when you watch them on your own time, they're tear jerkers.

02:09:14.000 I don't know if I forget the look in your face. 0.98

02:09:17.000 This is why I'm gay for men. 0.96

02:09:19.000 Outside of the sex, I'm a homosexual. 0.91

02:09:22.000 47 years. 0.98

02:09:23.000 Ricky had to give up his punch off. 1.00

02:09:25.000 Here's two stupid videos I just thought were fun. 1.00

02:09:28.000 Because it's the weekend soon. 1.00

02:09:34.000 Wait, let's hit the volume.

02:09:38.000 Okay.

02:09:38.000 Big fat guy on a skateboard, which I don't recommend.

02:09:45.000 This is the kind of thing you want to watch frame by frame.

02:09:48.000 I don't.

02:09:49.000 By the way, Grindface is a fun Instagram.

02:09:51.000 Wait, wait, let me see.

02:09:52.000 Let me see that.

02:09:54.000 Oh, there we go.

02:09:57.000 And the next.

02:09:57.000 Oh!

02:09:58.000 Oh! 0.60

02:09:59.000 Oh, my God.

02:10:00.000 Oh, my God.

02:10:01.000 Let's go back to where he's fine.

02:10:02.000 He's fine.

02:10:03.000 Everything's good.

02:10:04.000 I wonder if I should keep skateboarding lately.

02:10:07.000 Am I too fat to skateboard?

02:10:08.000 What if I fall off?

02:10:09.000 Oh, oh, it's going fast.

02:10:11.000 No.

02:10:12.000 Oh, I'm going to puke out of my body.

02:10:15.000 that's like six months in a cast.

02:10:18.000 Your ankle is gone.

02:10:20.000 All right, last video, I thought this was cool.

02:10:22.000 Someone's got a drone at a Renaissance fair, which was Ryan's mainstay.

02:10:26.000 My alma mater.

02:10:27.000 That's what he does.

02:10:28.000 That's his world.

02:10:30.000 And someone goes, there were no drones in medieval times.

02:10:33.000 I'm going to spear this.

02:10:35.000 No, you just call it a dragon and you're good, dude.

02:10:38.000 That's a weird-looking dragon. 0.85

02:10:42.000 That looks like a shitty fair. 0.93

02:10:45.000 Why? 0.96

02:10:46.000 Because.

02:10:46.000 Enough things?

02:10:47.000 No, there's not a town there.

02:10:49.000 Yeah, we've got to have a town.

02:10:50.000 Hell yeah.

02:10:51.000 This is just LARPing.

02:10:52.000 It's got to be a dunk.

02:10:53.000 A dunk tank, all right.

02:10:55.000 You ruined it.

02:10:56.000 It lagged. 1.00

02:10:57.000 Your shitty system doesn't work. 1.00

02:10:58.000 Our shitty computer. 1.00

02:11:00.000 No, it's your job. 1.00

02:11:01.000 This is your...

02:11:01.000 You're a trucker and this is your truck.

02:11:04.000 I need a new truck.

02:11:06.000 I said yes to that a month ago.

02:11:09.000 Then you said yes.

02:11:10.000 Lagged again.

02:11:10.000 Doesn't work.

02:11:11.000 What?

02:11:12.000 I never said no.

02:11:12.000 Yeah.

02:11:13.000 Then you were like, well, let's hold off on that.

02:11:14.000 Oh, no, it's not lagging.

02:11:15.000 That's what it looks like.

02:11:17.000 Like, look at this.

02:11:21.000 That's just what a drone looks like.

02:11:22.000 Yeah, no, that's the correct one.

02:11:28.000 Nice shot, dude.

02:11:38.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.63

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 18, 2021

S03E87 - WHOSE PRIVILEGE?

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