Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E96 - FIGHT DAY

00:00:36.000 Frightened Rabbit from where are they from?

00:00:41.000 Selkirk.

00:00:43.000 Selkirk, yes.

00:00:44.000 Which is what Robbie Burns called his grace, the Selkirk Grace.

00:00:50.000 Is Robbie Burns from Selkirk?

00:00:52.000 No, he's from Ayrshire.

00:00:55.000 I'm speaking to Jimmy McInnes, of course.

00:00:57.000 He's back with us.

00:00:58.000 I think we've had enough of Jim for a while, right?

00:01:02.000 Well, I'm sure.

00:01:04.000 You want to maintain the scarcity quotient and keep them wanting more.

00:01:08.000 But we've been playing Scottish music all week, and Frightened Rabbit are a great band.

00:01:12.000 The singer killed himself because he lives in Scotland.

00:01:16.000 They're right along the English border.

00:01:17.000 I always, with bands, I always say, where are they from?

00:01:20.000 That's how we organize them in our heads as I was a young man.

00:01:23.000 But I don't think young people do that anymore because of electronic music and going to shows isn't that important.

00:01:30.000 And bands, I don't know, travel more.

00:01:33.000 Their music gets out easier.

00:01:35.000 So I don't think kids today care where you're from.

00:01:38.000 You know what I think a lot of that has to do with?

00:01:40.000 We were talking about this in the music group, is most of the music that people hear is rap and trap.

00:01:47.000 And you could distinguish whether somebody's from Boston or New York or California by their accent.

00:01:53.000 And blacks kind of subvert local accents. 1.00

00:01:56.000 They have their own kind of subculture that doesn't sound like a Boston accent or a Florida accent or the Pennsylvania twang.

00:02:05.000 So it doesn't really matter where anybody's from.

00:02:08.000 It's all rap anyway.

00:02:09.000 So you're saying it doesn't matter where blacks are from.

00:02:12.000 Yeah.

00:02:13.000 So, and most music that's popular now is black music.

00:02:16.000 Yeah, and there was that one famous video about like different dialects of hood slang, and it's just, you know, it's pretty much the same.

00:02:22.000 There's Houston and there's like Hotlanta and stuff.

00:02:26.000 It's pretty much the same, but they say different things.

00:02:29.000 Right.

00:02:29.000 But it's the one kind of slang accent.

00:02:32.000 Aave.

00:02:33.000 Anyway, that song gets pretty good.

00:02:35.000 They've got slow jams, fast jams, great jams.

00:02:38.000 They're a great band.

00:02:40.000 Great.

00:02:41.000 I heard about them when I was making a Christmas mix.

00:02:48.000 Oh, great.

00:02:48.000 It's about Les's.

00:02:50.000 But jump ahead to the chorus.

00:02:59.000 Oh, you know, who's another great Scottish band is we were promised jetpacks.

00:03:03.000 I wonder if they're still around.

00:03:05.000 Look them up.

00:03:08.000 We went to see them once.

00:03:09.000 I was wearing that hat and I was screaming from the audience, fuck England!

00:03:17.000 Every time there was silence, and they were not into that.

00:03:21.000 Six years ago.

00:03:23.000 Six years ago, huh?

00:03:25.000 Seems to be.

00:03:26.000 But Wikipedia would tell them if they're still touring.

00:03:30.000 I think they might be done.

00:03:32.000 Anyway, we've got a fun show for you today.

00:03:42.000 Lots of sort of anthemic choruses.

00:03:44.000 They're very dramatic, the Scots.

00:03:47.000 Maybe it's all those moors and mountains and violence.

00:03:53.000 Another great Scottish band is...

00:03:56.000 Oh, shit, what are they called?

00:03:59.000 Sebastian...

00:04:01.000 Me and Sebastian or something?

00:04:03.000 Bell and Sebastian.

00:04:05.000 Yep.

00:04:06.000 Geez, we might have to do two weeks on Scottish bands.

00:04:10.000 What happened with We Were Promised Jetpacks?

00:04:12.000 Are they still around?

00:04:13.000 See, according to Wiki.

00:04:16.000 Yes.

00:04:17.000 Since forming 2003, the guitarists left the band 2019.

00:04:24.000 So they're still going.

00:04:26.000 Oh, I got a hold of their manager and I said, you guys need to dress better.

00:04:29.000 You're wearing, you look like gamers.

00:04:31.000 And look, they listened to me.

00:04:32.000 They're all wearing black dress shirts.

00:04:34.000 That's exactly what I said.

00:04:36.000 No way.

00:04:37.000 Cool.

00:04:38.000 Well, not in that, but in the previous clip you showed.

00:04:40.000 Other guy's got a black dress. 0.99

00:04:42.000 I said, wear all black, black dress shirts.

00:04:44.000 That'll be your look.

00:04:45.000 Well, this is Belle and Sebastian.

00:04:46.000 Oh, farts.

00:04:48.000 But one guy's got a black dress up.

00:04:51.000 He dressed so bad.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:04:53.000 I mean, that just looks like your tech repair guy from Best Buy.

00:04:58.000 People pay money to go see a band.

00:05:00.000 They want a spectacle.

00:05:02.000 You're not thinking outside the box when you don't dress up.

00:05:06.000 Today's book is The Trouble with Islam by Irshad Manji.

00:05:11.000 You've read this book, right, Dad?

00:05:12.000 Yes.

00:05:13.000 I'm pretty sure it used to be called The Trouble with Islam.

00:05:18.000 And in reprints, they added today.

00:05:21.000 Oh.

00:05:22.000 Because she tried to have a rational, sober discussion at Islam. 0.55

00:05:26.000 Basically, her contention is it's a nice religion, but then the sand people, the Bedouins, the travelers, the radicals, took it over and they bastardized it, and now it sucks. 0.92

00:05:38.000 And we need to get back to the pure original form.

00:05:40.000 She's gotten a ton of shit for this. 0.99

00:05:42.000 Like death threats and everything.

00:05:44.000 Had to get round-the-clock security at her home.

00:05:48.000 Just for having a rational kind discussion that's ultimately pro-Islam.

00:05:51.000 You can't do that.

00:05:54.000 Well, but, you know, what people Muslims do all the time is they mix up what Muhammad said when he was in Mecca and what he said when he was in Medina. 1.00

00:06:08.000 And the two things are completely and totally different.

00:06:12.000 Yes, so you can pick and choose.

00:06:14.000 Well, you can really pick and choose because what was said in Medina abrogates what was said in Mecca.

00:06:24.000 It's the same way the New Testament, you know, abrogates the Old Testament.

00:06:30.000 Right.

00:06:32.000 I'm going to have to look up abrogates, but I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:06:37.000 My problem with this book is, how is it able to be hijacked?

00:06:40.000 I mean, Christianity has those snake guys who think that they are immune to venom. 1.00

00:06:46.000 They can't hijack Christianity.

00:06:48.000 That's not going to happen.

00:06:48.000 So, why were you so susceptible?

00:06:52.000 She's a Les, by the way. 1.00

00:06:57.000 Well, I mean, you've got to remember that they were indoctrinated from day one.

00:07:03.000 Right.

00:07:04.000 But why?

00:07:06.000 Why did we get to that point?

00:07:08.000 Well, because they believe that, I'm sure she believes that Islam has really gone astray because she was thought it was such a beautiful religion.

00:07:18.000 And now people are telling her, no, that's quite a hateful religion.

00:07:24.000 Well, she probably found out the hard way when she came out of the closet.

00:07:28.000 I've noticed that if you ask Robert Spencer, not Richard Spencer, dumbass, his contention is it's the Quran.

00:07:36.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:07:37.000 And by the way, you're not allowed to quote what Winston Churchill said of the Quran.

00:07:42.000 Yeah.

00:07:44.000 That's racist.

00:07:46.000 He predicted all of this trouble.

00:07:48.000 You know, I go back and forth.

00:07:49.000 I say we spend too much time talking about radical Islam in America.

00:07:52.000 It's not really a problem.

00:07:53.000 But then we've had two Muslim attacks recently that no one's talking about.

00:07:58.000 Ow. 0.99

00:08:01.000 Ow. 0.99

00:08:02.000 Go to 2-1.

00:08:04.000 We've just already forgotten about Colorado.

00:08:07.000 And everyone's focused on the mental illness, right?

00:08:11.000 Not the Muslim. 1.00

00:08:12.000 It's a Muslim terrorist killed 10 people in Colorado. 0.56

00:08:15.000 That has just been dropped.

00:08:17.000 Forgotten.

00:08:18.000 Let's move on.

00:08:18.000 It's no big deal.

00:08:20.000 And then shortly after, a radical black Islamist, 2-2, went and stabbed a cop at the Capitol.

00:08:28.000 And obviously there's an argument for mental illness as there is with every mass killing or killing in this sense, political killing, but it's terrorism.

00:08:37.000 And you don't afford the right the same courtesy.

00:08:42.000 For example, I saw an interesting discussion with the Covington about the Covington Catholic school kid.

00:08:49.000 And it was Russell Brand, of all people.

00:08:54.000 Where is that?

00:08:56.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:08:58.000 But wait, before we get to that.

00:09:01.000 So if you're a Muslim, we just say it's mental illness and forget about it. 1.00

00:09:05.000 If you're right-wing and you smirk, it's the apocalypse and it's covered all day, every day by every news source.

00:09:15.000 What do you think about the MAGA hat kid?

00:09:17.000 Is this something you've sort of spoken about before?

00:09:19.000 The kid wearing the MAGA hat, confronting the indigenous man, and, you know, people said he's smirking.

00:09:27.000 He's wearing a MAGA hat.

00:09:28.000 He's smirking.

00:09:30.000 Big scandal ensues.

00:09:31.000 Kid ends up winning $275 million from CNN.

00:09:35.000 I ask you simply because what was being said was he's smirking.

00:09:38.000 He's smirking at that man.

00:09:40.000 It was an interpretation of an emotion and a pejorative one because of the MAGA hat, presumably.

00:09:48.000 And the results of this are now sort of, you know, and what no one talks about is the black Hebrew Israelites who started the whole mess. 0.96

00:09:57.000 And we're goading everyone.

00:09:58.000 Exactly.

00:09:59.000 And calling the Covington Catholic school kids child fuckers or you got raped by Jesus and all this other stuff, which if you said that to a Muslim, if you're a redneck and you're like, Muhammad fucked an eight-year-old, you could be arrested.

00:10:12.000 But that was totally glossed over by the press.

00:10:16.000 I'm interested in the way that the sort of culture war is playing out in our sort of emotional.

00:10:22.000 Because politics is emotion now.

00:10:24.000 Yeah, so I'll just adjust your description slightly, just the terms of what you said, because I would say it, I understand what you're saying, but I would say it slightly differently.

00:10:33.000 What I would say is they didn't interpret an emotion.

00:10:35.000 They interpret a facial movement.

00:10:38.000 Right, yeah.

00:10:39.000 Yes.

00:10:40.000 The double standards we have here.

00:10:42.000 And infer, and that means that exactly.

00:10:45.000 They inferred an emotional meaning to a facial movement.

00:10:49.000 Nobody reads anybody else's face.

00:10:52.000 Nobody reads anybody else's body postures.

00:10:56.000 Faces and bodies are not a language to be read.

00:10:59.000 We are inferring the meaning of movements just in the way that we talked about at the beginning of our chat.

00:11:07.000 We are inferring the meaning.

00:11:09.000 Our brains are automatically inferring the meaning.

00:11:13.000 So a scowl or a smirk can mean many things, right?

00:11:18.000 A smirk can mean happiness, it can mean contempt, it can mean fear, it can mean anger, it can mean many things.

00:11:26.000 And actually, you know, if you look at the evidence, like the actual scientific evidence, what you see is that, for example, people scowl about 30% of the time when they're angry.

00:11:41.000 That's the stereotype of the supposed expression, the universal expression of anger is to scowl.

00:11:47.000 So people scowl about 30% of the time.

00:11:50.000 That's more than change.

00:11:50.000 Why are you shaking your head?

00:11:52.000 Because it's all complete and absolute rubbish.

00:11:57.000 I mean, so if somebody smiles at you, I mean, is that, you know, some swing how much they hate you?

00:12:03.000 Right.

00:12:04.000 Well, the reason I played that is because there was so much anger about him, and it was all an interpretation of his smirk.

00:12:12.000 That he hadn't said...

00:12:13.000 And my interpretation of his smirk.

00:12:15.000 His smirk is pejorative.

00:12:17.000 My interpretation of his smirk was, let's defuse this.

00:12:21.000 Hey, man, I don't want any trouble.

00:12:22.000 Okay, you got your drum in my face.

00:12:25.000 All right, let's just wait this out and hope things don't escalate.

00:12:29.000 And then the left took his smirk as, yeah, I took your land, bitch, and I'll take it again. 1.00

00:12:37.000 Oh, it's pathetic.

00:12:41.000 Speaking of pathetic, we should get to my fights.

00:12:43.000 Last night, my dad had had a few, and he said, you're a disgrace to the McInnis name.

00:12:50.000 You couldn't fight your way to a wet paper bag.

00:12:52.000 He said, I would beat you right now in front of your family just to show them that they're not safe.

00:13:00.000 And he did, and he started punching me.

00:13:04.000 I don't think I was trying last night, but I said, Look, let's go to a boxing ring and we'll settle this like men. 0.93

00:13:11.000 And then we got there, and he said he said his leg hurt.

00:13:16.000 So I was stuck fighting animals because I'd already booked the space.

00:13:23.000 Let's take some looks.

00:13:28.000 Is that the first one?

00:13:30.000 Is this chronological order?

00:13:32.000 Brian, the playback is pathetic.

00:13:34.000 It couldn't look worse.

00:13:36.000 I know I'm trying to get it on this computer here.

00:13:39.000 What's the problem here?

00:13:40.000 This computer doesn't lag.

00:13:42.000 The one to my right.

00:13:43.000 Okay.

00:13:44.000 So, I'm sending it to there, but it's only about 40% right now.

00:13:50.000 We shouldn't have started the show if this is not ready.

00:13:55.000 That's unwatchable.

00:13:56.000 Too good.

00:13:57.000 Totally unwatchable.

00:13:58.000 So, that's a fucking pain in the ass.

00:14:01.000 While that is transferring, let's check out this video.

00:14:11.000 Are you allowed to check out videos without it looking like shit?

00:14:14.000 1-1?

00:14:15.000 This is weird.

00:14:16.000 So, there's a bunch of new illegals in town.

00:14:20.000 And in town, I mean America.

00:14:22.000 And I guess over in Austin, someone spots a security guard-looking dude piling a bunch of illegal kids into the back of a minivan.

00:14:33.000 Now, this could be a myriad of things.

00:14:35.000 The worst case scenario is child sex trafficking, obviously.

00:14:38.000 The more likely scenario is they're illegals, they're getting sent somewhere else. 0.99

00:14:42.000 Their parents abandoned them long ago.

00:14:44.000 And so they stayed at the church for a while.

00:14:46.000 This guy doesn't have car seats.

00:14:48.000 No one gives a shit about safety in Mexico.

00:14:50.000 So he's piling them in there to take them to some other shelter.

00:14:54.000 That's just a guess.

00:14:55.000 And that's the two ends of the spectrum.

00:14:57.000 Who knows where we are in the gray area?

00:15:01.000 You got a car seat for them?

00:15:04.000 You got a car seat?

00:15:04.000 That's illegal, bro.

00:15:05.000 Where are you taking these kids? 0.99

00:15:06.000 That's illegal.

00:15:08.000 If you get in a traffic accident, where are you taking these kids?

00:15:11.000 You have a car seat.

00:15:12.000 That's illegal.

00:15:13.000 How is this Christian? 1.00

00:15:15.000 We need the police over here.

00:15:16.000 They got a bunch of kids in our car seats. 0.79

00:15:18.000 You're violating Texas law.

00:15:21.000 Who is this right here?

00:15:22.000 Hey! 0.99

00:15:22.000 You have no comments. 0.99

00:15:24.000 You're not struggling there illegally.

00:15:25.000 You're about to run a human being over.

00:15:27.000 You got all these children in there.

00:15:28.000 Alex is...

00:15:29.000 I don't remember him being this politically active.

00:15:32.000 Where are you taking these children?

00:15:34.000 Are you part of these?

00:15:34.000 You got to be legally in that vehicle.

00:15:36.000 You're not a part of this organization?

00:15:39.000 Who are you?

00:15:40.000 Where are you taking?

00:15:42.000 Where are you?

00:15:46.000 Who do you think it is, Dad, on the spectrum?

00:15:48.000 This is a massive smoke.

00:15:50.000 It could be anything.

00:15:53.000 It could be anything.

00:15:53.000 Where are you taking these kids?

00:15:55.000 And now, sir, they have kids from the kids.

00:15:58.000 They don't even have costs.

00:15:58.000 This is even worse than I can ride.

00:16:01.000 Why are we still discussing wagons?

00:16:03.000 Weeks after this is initially a problem.

00:16:07.000 Who do you work for?

00:16:08.000 Are you a part of this organization?

00:16:11.000 So you don't know where these kids are going?

00:16:15.000 No, no, they came from over there.

00:16:18.000 They're not being checked for COVID.

00:16:20.000 So you don't know who you work for?

00:16:22.000 We need to call the police right now.

00:16:24.000 I want to know where these kids are going.

00:16:25.000 So they don't want the police called because they're illegal.

00:16:29.000 That lagging is driving me fucking insane, and I'm going to start trashing things.

00:16:33.000 But why wouldn't they just call 911?

00:16:35.000 They did.

00:16:36.000 Oh, they did.

00:16:37.000 Yeah, cops show up shortly.

00:16:39.000 If we can tolerate it.

00:16:41.000 Violating state law!

00:16:42.000 Everyone is here.

00:16:43.000 You're killing me!

00:16:43.000 They're not going there.

00:16:44.000 You're not making any sense, sir.

00:16:46.000 Identify yourself.

00:16:46.000 Who are you?

00:16:52.000 Who are these kids?

00:16:52.000 At least that's true.

00:16:56.000 Where did you get them from?

00:16:57.000 From the church.

00:16:58.000 From the church.

00:16:59.000 Where's the church?

00:17:01.000 Okay, so we just want to make sure that this is all good, okay, sir?

00:17:04.000 I understand you're probably trying to help, at least appearing to, but you literally have a bunch of kids in here, a bunch of miners, all by yourself.

00:17:16.000 Meanwhile, the cops don't want to deal with this because if they take a bunch of illegal kids back to the station, that's paperwork forever.

00:17:23.000 The whole place is chocolate block.

00:17:25.000 What are you doing now?

00:17:26.000 What do you mean?

00:17:27.000 Are you exporting something in Premiere?

00:17:29.000 Closing tabs.

00:17:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:17:31.000 The boxing video, so that way it's quicker to send over.

00:17:36.000 Oh, a Vay.

00:17:40.000 That's going to take forever, dude.

00:17:43.000 No, it's in four minutes.

00:17:44.000 So what happened when the police arrived?

00:17:47.000 I don't know.

00:17:48.000 Oh.

00:17:49.000 The whole thing's a question mark, right?

00:17:51.000 Well, let's keep going.

00:17:53.000 Are you doing that in our hiding radio?

00:17:55.000 Go to the head of the border.

00:17:57.000 That's the moment we're going to get away from you.

00:17:58.000 Yeah, all sorts of fucked up.

00:18:00.000 Listen, these people do not care at all.

00:18:05.000 Good.

00:18:06.000 Good.

00:18:09.000 I was going to drive really slow.

00:18:10.000 Don't worry about it.

00:18:30.000 One adult there.

00:18:32.000 No.

00:18:33.000 They're not assimilating very well, are they?

00:18:43.000 This is not how you deal with children.

00:18:46.000 You don't stuff them in the back of a car.

00:18:48.000 What the hell's the matter with you?

00:18:50.000 No car seats.

00:18:51.000 No car seats.

00:18:53.000 That's how you used to transport me as a kid.

00:18:55.000 I remember there'd be a whole bed set up in the back seat.

00:18:59.000 I'd be a torpedo if there was ever a car accident.

00:19:03.000 No, I think we always had a car seat for you.

00:19:05.000 No, no.

00:19:06.000 But I remember being like seven or eight, and there'd be a sleeping bag with a pillow, and I'd just lie out flat.

00:19:17.000 Vividly.

00:19:18.000 That's incredible.

00:19:18.000 You can remember things that never happened.

00:19:22.000 That's a talent.

00:19:26.000 I thought this was a cool video, too.

00:19:28.000 And if this lags, I'm going to fucking lose my shit.

00:19:32.000 But COVID.

00:19:34.000 Patience has run out.

00:19:35.000 This is a very inspiring video for all of us who are sick of this shit.

00:19:39.000 Because, of course, the Alex Joneses of the world are mad at COVID.

00:19:43.000 What is going on?

00:19:48.000 But now Normies are getting mad.

00:19:50.000 And this is exciting to see.

00:19:51.000 This is not radical right-wing rednecks. 0.93

00:19:54.000 These are could be, some of them could be liberals even.

00:20:46.000 That note has a bit of an ooh to it.

00:20:49.000 Is that because she wasn't wearing a mask?

00:20:52.000 No one in the restaurant has a mask.

00:20:54.000 I guess you don't need a mask when you sit down, but no one standing up had a mask either.

00:21:05.000 Where is that?

00:21:05.000 Does it say?

00:21:06.000 No, no, it just says patience is running out.

00:21:09.000 I've got a sneaking suspicion that Canadians are being braver than Americans, which isn't the way it's supposed to go.

00:21:15.000 They're supposed to be the rednecks, the rise again. 1.00

00:21:17.000 Although, I guess in a lot of the redneck states, they're not enforcing these stupid laws. 0.87

00:21:22.000 Oh no, no, Alberta is terrible. 1.00

00:21:25.000 No, I mean, I said states.

00:21:26.000 So like Florida, Alabama.

00:21:28.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:21:29.000 I thought you were going to stay in the state.

00:21:29.000 So there's nothing to rebel against.

00:21:31.000 But up in Alberta.

00:21:32.000 Well, in Canada, it doesn't matter.

00:21:34.000 It's terrible.

00:21:37.000 Police are invading churches.

00:21:40.000 So you're allowed to go to Walmart, but you're not allowed to go to church.

00:21:46.000 Amazing.

00:21:47.000 And I saw they had that church in Calgary that's got fenced off, but I thought they were going to bust the church, and then they had them fenced in so they couldn't escape.

00:21:56.000 But no, they're arresting everyone, well, the priest mostly, and then they've got it fenced off and locked so no one can ever get in, and he can't hold sermons anymore.

00:22:06.000 You have to try that.

00:22:08.000 But now I saw a video there of the pastor expelling the police, telling them don't ever come back without a warrant.

00:22:16.000 And they eventually left.

00:22:19.000 Yeah, yeah, we showed that on the show.

00:22:21.000 You were here.

00:22:22.000 Okay.

00:22:22.000 The Polish guy.

00:22:23.000 He says, out, Nazis.

00:22:25.000 Yes.

00:22:25.000 Out, Nazis.

00:22:26.000 Out! 0.58

00:22:28.000 Out! 0.58

00:22:29.000 All right, what's going on here, Ryan?

00:22:31.000 This is getting embarrassing.

00:22:32.000 Well, I have smushed down the four-gig file into a less than gig file, so that's good.

00:22:40.000 That's great, but we should not have started the show if the videos were unplayable.

00:22:45.000 Let's see what happens here.

00:22:47.000 So I'll watch it on this phone, which you now have to open, and then in post, you can put it full screen.

00:22:57.000 Okay, we're now watching me and Tommy chat.

00:23:04.000 The bell is rung.

00:23:13.000 I'm just jabbing to save not being punched.

00:23:15.000 My jabs have no intention of hurting anyone.

00:23:19.000 Because I know if I get a really good jab close to him, it's going to give him an opportunity to hit me.

00:23:32.000 This is a cat.

00:23:34.000 One punch.

00:23:41.000 This is the guy when we went on that pub crawl and there was the machine where you pay money to hit the speed bag.

00:23:46.000 He hit it so hard it went flying across the room.

00:23:49.000 He broke the machine.

00:24:07.000 Boxing is not videogenic, and people are spoiled by seeing professional fighters.

00:24:13.000 And I suck.

00:24:15.000 It's not a good combo.

00:24:18.000 Oh, there we go.

00:24:27.000 See, the thing about Tommy is he doesn't mind getting punched in the head.

00:24:31.000 How do you work with that?

00:24:40.000 This is, by the way, this is about his fifth or sixth round.

00:24:46.000 When Coach Ryan's like yelling, belittling shit at you while you're fighting, does that affect you at all or you don't hear it?

00:24:51.000 No, not in the slightest.

00:24:53.000 That's the vernacular of the gym.

00:24:54.000 They call me the mayor of Cupcakeville.

00:25:01.000 Right now I'm so exhausted I want to die.

00:25:03.000 I tried not to drink yesterday and I realized that's just nine beers.

00:25:07.000 That's not drinking.

00:25:09.000 I don't know.

00:25:10.000 I thought they called you Canvas Gavin.

00:25:18.000 See, when you put your hands up there, you're just trying to sleep.

00:25:34.000 See, when you're fighting someone that's this good, it's just like watching someone train.

00:25:42.000 This isn't really sparring.

00:25:45.000 What percentage is he working out of out of 100?

00:25:48.000 Five.

00:25:48.000 Wow.

00:25:49.000 I'm at 105.

00:26:02.000 What hurts more?

00:26:02.000 Somebody openly shouted.

00:26:04.000 Oh, I got him.

00:26:05.000 Nice.

00:26:06.000 Nailed it.

00:26:07.000 Nailed it.

00:26:11.000 You see that knockout punch?

00:26:12.000 Let's go back and check out that knockout. 1.00

00:26:14.000 It was incredible.

00:26:15.000 No, we won't.

00:26:15.000 Okay.

00:26:16.000 Now jump ahead to the skinny guy was being too nice, but jump ahead to John.

00:26:20.000 We try a little more with John.

00:26:22.000 The big fat cop.

00:26:24.000 The second round.

00:26:25.000 What is this spark you keep getting notifications for?

00:26:28.000 Email.

00:26:29.000 Why would you have email notifications on?

00:26:32.000 Just in case you email me or something like that.

00:26:35.000 You almost never respond to email.

00:26:37.000 You have notifications for our text.

00:26:38.000 But I see them.

00:26:43.000 No, not this guy, the next guy.

00:26:45.000 This one's boring.

00:26:49.000 Maybe it's better.

00:26:49.000 Hold on a sec.

00:26:57.000 Pathetic.

00:27:02.000 So that's the new guy.

00:27:04.000 This is boring.

00:27:06.000 Let's go to John.

00:27:07.000 Maybe there'll be some punches.

00:27:15.000 This is after a knockout, of course.

00:27:18.000 Oh, wait.

00:27:18.000 I got to do this on my thing, right?

00:27:24.000 Let's synchronize the beginning.

00:27:26.000 I could just sync the audio.

00:27:30.000 I'm going to go for the bell.

00:27:32.000 Got it.

00:27:33.000 There's the bell.

00:27:37.000 Touch gloves, then just try to avoid him.

00:27:40.000 Walk away.

00:27:42.000 See, I don't like cops because they have no fear.

00:27:45.000 Their fear gland is empty from 20 years of policing.

00:27:59.000 When someone's tall like that, your only hope is body shots and an overhand right.

00:28:03.000 But luckily, he doesn't really bend his knees, so if I keep going low, I can deke out his punches.

00:28:12.000 Slip.

00:28:35.000 Is he like a butterbean guy?

00:28:36.000 Oh, that was an okay one.

00:28:37.000 Like a butterbean guy where he's just a slobber knocker? 1.00

00:28:40.000 Yes.

00:28:46.000 How does he fare against technical boxers?

00:28:49.000 Terrible.

00:28:50.000 Me and John are probably the worst two guys.

00:28:52.000 Oh, I see.

00:28:55.000 Which is why I like fighting him, because I get one or two punches in.

00:28:58.000 And he looks huge.

00:28:59.000 But he still gives me a headache.

00:29:03.000 This is my third round, so I'm exhausted at this point.

00:29:09.000 There we go.

00:29:18.000 Is this good TV?

00:29:20.000 I think people want to watch stuff like this.

00:29:26.000 Terrible overhand, right there.

00:29:41.000 So the coach said as soon as Gavin is finished, he'll go and flop down on the couch.

00:29:52.000 Oh, there we go.

00:30:09.000 They say 30 seconds, and you think, oh, good, we're almost done.

00:30:11.000 But it goes on for about five minutes.

00:30:15.000 Please stop.

00:30:28.000 Pathetic.

00:30:29.000 Pathetic.

00:30:37.000 Alright, that was boring.

00:30:41.000 And it's going to take about 100 years in post.

00:30:45.000 So let's make a goal to have the lagging problem fixed for the next episode, which is on Monday.

00:30:52.000 Sure, sure.

00:30:53.000 I don't think it's the TriCaster.

00:30:55.000 I think it's a software issue.

00:30:58.000 There must be a way to have like a cord that goes from that computer to this computer.

00:31:03.000 So this should just be a mirror.

00:31:05.000 Right.

00:31:07.000 Like a hardline plugged in.

00:31:09.000 Hardline plugged in thing.

00:31:11.000 Yeah.

00:31:12.000 All right, let's jump into our favorite subject, which is racism.

00:31:28.000 Pretty disappointed to see a racist cat using the N-word.

00:31:31.000 This is how calm the N-word has become.

00:31:33.000 1-3.

00:31:35.000 It's now invaded the animal community.

00:31:38.000 And this is where...

00:31:39.000 The beauty of that, though, is you don't have to arrest, just kill it.

00:31:42.000 If you see a cat using the N-word, kill it.

00:31:55.000 Here was a cool thing.

00:31:56.000 Eric Bowling, who I used to not like, when I did Sophie Can Walk, that video about my daughter in a wheelchair, she would have been one at the time, so that would have been 13 years ago.

00:32:07.000 He called it child rape.

00:32:10.000 And I thought, I don't like this guy.

00:32:12.000 That's ridiculous.

00:32:14.000 I know.

00:32:14.000 It was anger.

00:32:15.000 I wanted to fight him after that.

00:32:19.000 And his kids, he's since become a different person.

00:32:21.000 His son OD'd.

00:32:23.000 So that alters you.

00:32:25.000 And I was on his show a couple times.

00:32:27.000 He's a good dude.

00:32:28.000 Not my typical kind of pal, Kind of a jock, kind of a dude.

00:32:33.000 But, you know, a really honest and good guy to hang out with, a bit of a man's man.

00:32:39.000 But so he's on this show, and he doesn't have any time for bullshit anymore.

00:32:42.000 He doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks, obviously.

00:32:45.000 And here he is on some British show.

00:32:47.000 I've actually watched this in bed next to my wife who's asleep, so I haven't even heard the audio yet.

00:32:52.000 I can just tell that it's awesome by the movement and him taking the mic off.

00:32:57.000 So here is how you have to deal with accusations of racism.

00:33:00.000 Nazi is the white N-word.

00:33:03.000 If someone calls you a Nazi, that's like calling a black person a.

00:33:09.000 I can't do it.

00:33:11.000 You don't have a cat.

00:33:12.000 I don't know.

00:33:13.000 And everything that these voting laws stand for and what they look like are reminiscent of the Jim Crow policies that my family's lived under.

00:33:22.000 This, every single thing about it.

00:33:24.000 So this is all about racial discrimination.

00:33:26.000 And how dare you try to act like you are somehow a proponent of black people and businesses just to make a point and to try to create a wedge?

00:33:35.000 It's ignorant and it's just disrespectful.

00:33:37.000 That's disgusting.

00:33:38.000 I'm done.

00:33:39.000 Put me off.

00:33:39.000 That's disgusting.

00:33:41.000 I am nowhere anything you're painting me to be.

00:33:44.000 And the problem with American politics is exactly that.

00:33:47.000 Because I'm white, you think I'm racist.

00:33:49.000 That's BS.

00:33:50.000 I'm done.

00:33:51.000 Will you just stay...

00:33:52.000 Eric, will you just stay for this question?

00:33:55.000 So the question we've got, Aisha, stay for one question, Eric.

00:33:59.000 Let me put this to you because...

00:34:00.000 Absolutely, I don't know why I'm staying here.

00:34:02.000 I don't know why I'm leaving.

00:34:03.000 I'm going.

00:34:04.000 Oh, shoot.

00:34:06.000 You don't leave and then come sit down again.

00:34:09.000 Aisha, okay.

00:34:10.000 Then you get to leave twice.

00:34:12.000 You do get to leave twice.

00:34:13.000 That was great, but it could have been a hell of a lot better.

00:34:17.000 We're done.

00:34:18.000 I'm never fucking you again.

00:34:19.000 Get out of my house.

00:34:20.000 Okay, one more and then we'll split.

00:34:26.000 I saw some cool tattoos for woke white people who aren't racist.

00:34:30.000 I think this first one is an entire leg.

00:34:35.000 Oh.

00:34:35.000 You're not on her account?

00:34:37.000 I got it.

00:34:43.000 Yeah.

00:34:44.000 Yeah, that's his thigh.

00:34:46.000 Look at the other thing.

00:34:47.000 You can see his other leg in the foreground.

00:34:49.000 No, no, no.

00:34:50.000 I don't mean the other thing.

00:34:50.000 I mean the other appendage.

00:34:52.000 So that's his left leg in the background.

00:34:54.000 So that must be his right leg.

00:34:57.000 Black Lives Matter, segregation, people holding hands all the way down to his knees.

00:35:02.000 Is that...

00:35:03.000 Who's that for?

00:35:04.000 Is that supposed to...

00:35:05.000 Are black people supposed to see his... 1.00

00:35:06.000 Wait a minute.

00:35:08.000 Even with shorts on, you're just going to see maybe a couple signposts and some hands.

00:35:13.000 So only like women that are fucking him get to see that Black Lives Matter if he's wearing tidy whiteys or nude. 1.00

00:35:21.000 Who are you appeasing?

00:35:23.000 Let me see the other ones.

00:35:26.000 George Floyd Odid on Fentanyl.

00:35:30.000 What a fucking loser.

00:35:32.000 Just looks Dr. Dre.

00:35:33.000 And that's way down your arm, too.

00:35:35.000 That's right on the wrist.

00:35:36.000 He is a really ugly motherfucker, isn't he?

00:35:40.000 To be painted so on.

00:35:41.000 That one's an oldie but a goodie.

00:35:43.000 I love that one.

00:35:44.000 Especially when it's the hair grows back.

00:35:46.000 That's going to be awesome.

00:35:47.000 Say his name, George Floyd.

00:35:49.000 Nice hero.

00:35:51.000 Nice hero.

00:35:52.000 And then black power, meaning black bears, judging by that paw. 0.97

00:36:00.000 And then when we were, we were, I showed my parents a studio yesterday, and yeah, third world country.

00:36:06.000 Violent third world country. 1.00

00:36:08.000 It's South Africa now. 0.88

00:36:10.000 New York City is South Africa. 0.97

00:36:11.000 Look at 1.6.

00:36:13.000 There's always been robberies, but the robberies seem to have a new level of viciousness.

00:36:19.000 They're particularly sadistic.

00:36:21.000 Whack.

00:36:22.000 Always a haymaker from behind, right?

00:36:25.000 And then the stomping.

00:36:28.000 He beats him and beats him and then just takes his wallet as he's passed out.

00:36:33.000 Or this, shoplifting with impunity.

00:36:36.000 We've defunded the police.

00:36:38.000 So these Asian shopkeepers are left to just fight. 0.85

00:36:44.000 Fistfight.

00:36:45.000 So she's got two things up her shirt that he saw her put there. 0.67

00:36:49.000 Noodle thingy, Majiggis. 1.00

00:36:53.000 She thought I was still in burning.

00:36:55.000 What the fuck happened?

00:36:57.000 Excuse me.

00:36:58.000 Excuse me.

00:36:59.000 I'm not touching you.

00:36:59.000 I'm trying to get past.

00:37:00.000 Excuse me.

00:37:01.000 Excuse me.

00:37:02.000 Excuse me.

00:37:03.000 Excuse me.

00:37:04.000 Excuse me.

00:37:06.000 Because you're being rude.

00:37:18.000 Note the climate, too.

00:37:19.000 No one's going, oh my god, and leave her alone. 1.00

00:37:22.000 They're just laughing.

00:37:25.000 Excuse me.

00:37:26.000 Excuse me.

00:37:32.000 I hereby predict Chinese people getting armed and hanging out at nail salons. 1.00

00:37:37.000 Little vigilante armies.

00:37:39.000 I think so.

00:37:41.000 But yeah, George Floyd's about to erupt.

00:37:44.000 Chauvin is going to go very bad no matter what happens.

00:37:47.000 And the analogy we were using the other day is like if you walk around Manhattan, you slap someone in the face, eventually you're going to get killed.

00:37:54.000 If there was an old lady who lived in East New York and she had a penchant for late-night walks, she would eventually get raped and murdered, or at least have the shit beaten out of her. 1.00

00:38:06.000 She doesn't deserve that, but if you walk around East New York late at night and you're an old lady, it's going to end up very bad for you. 0.97

00:38:13.000 Same with George Floyd.

00:38:15.000 Constant drug use, constant screwing people over, constant confrontations with the police.

00:38:20.000 Eventually, all of those terrible things are going to collide and you're going to die.

00:38:25.000 Not a hero.

00:38:27.000 The latest is, what's the latest?

00:38:29.000 He said, I ate too many drugs.

00:38:31.000 We talked about that yesterday.

00:38:32.000 Yes.

00:38:33.000 And now everyone's talking about the knees, the state.

00:38:35.000 It's really just coming down to the location of the knee, which is almost impossible to work out if you're not there.

00:38:42.000 Well, he's only getting no assistance from his superiors.

00:38:46.000 Right.

00:38:47.000 Which is the case with all of the military, too.

00:38:52.000 Ben Shapiro had a good take on Chauvin.

00:38:54.000 Go to 2-3.

00:39:03.000 I'm going to have to move it over.

00:39:11.000 If you watch the actual Chauvin trial and then watch the media coverage of the Chauvin trial, the gap is stunning.

00:39:17.000 The media are paving the way for riots by ignoring the prosecution's difficulties, and his acquittal is not a remote possibility based on those difficulties.

00:39:26.000 Washington Post.

00:39:27.000 Trial to resume after training officer says an unauthorized neck restraint was used on George Floyd.

00:39:33.000 That's all it takes, by the way.

00:39:36.000 This ignores the actual takeaway from the use of force experts' testimony.

00:39:42.000 The force officer admitted that Chauvin's procedure was a lesser use of force than adopted in the past, that it wasn't a chokehold.

00:39:50.000 That use of force standards change based on drug use or physical statute of a suspect, that he had personally restrained suspects until EMS arrived, that some suspects quickly regain consciousness, and thus sometimes suppression is necessary despite appearances.

00:40:11.000 All totally and utterly ignored.

00:40:13.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag here in the bad movie show.

00:40:33.000 Okay.

00:40:37.000 Dear Gabby and the God Emperor of the Fag Hares when I lived in Frederick, Maryland for six months. 1.00

00:40:43.000 It has a ton of fantastic attractions, a really nice brewery there.

00:40:45.000 I hate breweries, though.

00:40:48.000 A lot of good everyday seasonal brews, blah, blah, blah.

00:40:51.000 You're also only a half hour from Pennsylvania near Gettysburg.

00:40:54.000 You can visit some historic sites.

00:40:55.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:40:56.000 Okay, I think the tourism letters are getting dull.

00:41:02.000 Salutations, Sir Gav and Squire of the Fag Zone. 1.00

00:41:05.000 Thought you might enjoy these church signs.

00:41:07.000 Observe the people standing next to the signs, too.

00:41:09.000 These had me laughing like an insipid schoolgirl. 0.96

00:41:11.000 I'm sure Satan will make them all twerk. 0.99

00:41:14.000 God created therapists.

00:41:15.000 It is okay to see one.

00:41:16.000 God loves you just the way she made you.

00:41:19.000 This is my opinion.

00:41:20.000 Women are more courageous than men.

00:41:21.000 Pope Francis.

00:41:22.000 True patriots condemn white supremacy.

00:41:25.000 Black Lives Matter.

00:41:26.000 The opposite of racist isn't not racist.

00:41:29.000 It is anti-racist.

00:41:30.000 Ibrahim Akskenti.

00:41:32.000 That's that like an, isn't he the guy who does heroin every day?

00:41:36.000 Jesus was a person of color murdered by state-sanctioned violence. 0.99

00:41:40.000 Homosexual people are children of God. 1.00

00:41:43.000 Are you showing these?

00:41:44.000 Yeah.

00:41:45.000 Jesus was a brown-skinned refugee.

00:41:49.000 Wow.

00:41:51.000 Happy Pride Month.

00:41:52.000 Jesus had two dads.

00:41:53.000 We think that's fabulous.

00:41:56.000 Gross.

00:41:58.000 Here's someone who puts MD in his email.

00:42:02.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:42:04.000 NFL pro killed five people than himself in York County.

00:42:08.000 South Carolina shooting.

00:42:11.000 When the hell did that happen?

00:42:12.000 It just happened.

00:42:13.000 Oh, shit.

00:42:15.000 April 8th.

00:42:17.000 Today.

00:42:19.000 Now, I know if there's no political reasons, and it's two different races, you think racism.

00:42:26.000 But part of you also, I know I poo-poo the mental illness part of it, but when it's a football player, I can't help but think of head injuries.

00:42:35.000 CTE.

00:42:36.000 But again, if it was a white football player and black people, there'd be no talk about mental illness.

00:42:41.000 None of that.

00:42:42.000 It would be, look at this disgusting pig. 1.00

00:42:45.000 I am a woman.

00:42:46.000 I am black.

00:42:50.000 By the way, remember we were talking about the toast thing where there was the Buffalo, New York morning crew, and they had a funny little bit about how, oh, I like my toast Beyonce Dark.

00:43:00.000 I don't like it too, Don Cheadle.

00:43:02.000 And they were using black celebrities to describe skin tone.

00:43:05.000 Not only is that guy and his co-host fired, the entire staff has been fired.

00:43:10.000 Executive producer, the soundboard guy, the lighting person, all done.

00:43:16.000 They have completely expunged Morning Bull Radio from their building.

00:43:22.000 Banned, don't come back. 1.00

00:43:23.000 They threw out the machines and the speakers, the wires.

00:43:26.000 Microphones have been smashed with hammers.

00:43:29.000 And painted black.

00:43:30.000 I don't know what the...

00:43:31.000 Symbolic, perhaps?

00:43:32.000 More on the conversation that has the station and those three hosts in such hot water tonight.

00:43:39.000 What started as a conversation of tote.

00:43:41.000 So I'll go, I will never go to a Serena Williams level, but I'm very comfortable with like I'm very comfortable at a Halle Berry level.

00:43:53.000 Host Rich Bull Gainsler is heard saying K. Leaderman then couldast.

00:44:02.000 It's such a soft bit.

00:44:04.000 Yeah.

00:44:06.000 Compound censored is amazing.

00:44:07.000 Would also be cool to see people like Pat Dixon.

00:44:11.000 He spelt his name.

00:44:13.000 What?

00:44:13.000 He spelt his name with the word dick in it instead of D-I-X-O-N.

00:44:17.000 Hi, Gab.

00:44:17.000 I hear people complaining on the show about how it took God seven days to create the earth.

00:44:20.000 However, did you know that those were creative days?

00:44:23.000 Not a day as we know it.

00:44:25.000 Furthermore, we're living in the seventh day of God's creative rest.

00:44:28.000 Okay, good to know.

00:44:29.000 Hey guys, catching up and listening to the STD discussion from last week.

00:44:32.000 My buddy Mike was in med school in Texas and had to do a two-month assignment at the prison near Houston.

00:44:37.000 One of the inmates had a stoma bag, and I presume that's a colostomy bag.

00:44:42.000 And Mike was supposed to clean out the stoma hole in his lower abdomen above his waistline.

00:44:47.000 He started to clean it and then asked the guy, are these genital warts?

00:44:50.000 To which the guy replied, better than taking it up the ass.

00:44:54.000 Wait, wait a minute.

00:44:55.000 If God created the world in seven days, he hadn't yet created the sun.

00:45:02.000 So how long was a day?

00:45:05.000 Well, that's what they just said.

00:45:06.000 It's very creative.

00:45:06.000 They're saying we're still in the seventh day.

00:45:10.000 So it could be a quarter million years every day.

00:45:15.000 What do you think the eye contact situation is during an event like this?

00:45:19.000 So it's not clear if this inmate was being raped or he was saying, yeah, you can fuck my hole as a friend.

00:45:26.000 But neither of those are very promising.

00:45:29.000 Giant Long letter from a guy called Wild Bill.

00:45:32.000 And he starts it with, I'll get right to it.

00:45:36.000 And then it's all about North Texas.

00:45:38.000 We should move there.

00:45:39.000 It's great.

00:45:40.000 I mean, should I read this whole thing?

00:45:42.000 Denton, for your money, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:46.000 This looks good.

00:45:47.000 Cringe movie trailer. 0.84

00:45:49.000 Take back.

00:45:51.000 Donkey.

00:45:52.000 Oh, I bet it's about black people being white people, and they're all rich, and they have white slaves. 0.99

00:45:58.000 Happy anniversary, you're a lot of people.

00:46:01.000 We already talked about this, didn't we?

00:46:11.000 Teresa, just sent me your video.

00:46:13.000 Some new show was running it, and it has a million hips already.

00:46:16.000 What was it like to see your wife in that video? 1.00

00:46:18.000 Well, let it you go.

00:46:20.000 I'm grown up.

00:46:22.000 Don't you remember me?

00:46:26.000 Her husband and stepdaughter don't have a clue.

00:46:28.000 Mention my husband or stepdaughter here, and I swear there's the kim I know. 1.00

00:46:33.000 Mickey Rourke.

00:46:39.000 So she saves the day.

00:46:43.000 Who wants to watch this?

00:46:46.000 Women don't want to watch revenge fantasy. 1.00

00:46:50.000 Hey, Gary.

00:46:53.000 Gary Rourke.

00:46:56.000 Hey, man, do you have a cigarette?

00:46:59.000 My main concern right now is getting her back.

00:47:03.000 Boring.

00:47:06.000 It's no nobody.

00:47:08.000 That is a lifetime-looking ass piece of crap.

00:47:12.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan, and possibly Jimmy.

00:47:15.000 I thought you'd appreciate this deep fake I made of Anthony.

00:47:18.000 I was going to make one of you, but your facial hair made it difficult, and Anthony's mugshot worked perfectly.

00:47:22.000 All right, let's see.

00:47:27.000 Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

00:47:31.000 Don't you?

00:47:32.000 That is so creepy.

00:47:35.000 Don't you?

00:47:39.000 That's pretty amazing technology.

00:47:41.000 At no point does it not look like Anthony's alive in that picture.

00:47:50.000 Why can't you, when you do your imitations, make it this good?

00:47:54.000 I have a feeling this is like an upload thing, so it already knows every move it's going to make.

00:47:59.000 I don't know.

00:47:59.000 The celebrity thing worked like that too, but it was expensive as shit.

00:48:03.000 And their selection was piss poor.

00:48:06.000 Here's a link if the video didn't work.

00:48:08.000 Is this the same guy?

00:48:10.000 And now I got to log in.

00:48:12.000 How New Yorkers really feel about Cuomo.

00:48:16.000 Weed is finally legal in New York.

00:48:18.000 Now they wild him.

00:48:45.000 Get out of here.

00:48:54.000 Mean dance with the partying, guys.

00:49:00.000 That's at Union Square.

00:49:06.000 See what I mean?

00:49:08.000 New York City is a shithole.

00:49:12.000 Someone's talking about our picture yesterday.

00:49:14.000 Vinyl versus hardwood floors.

00:49:16.000 Pleather versus leather.

00:49:18.000 Fruity rings versus fruit loops.

00:49:21.000 Food at home versus food at a restaurant.

00:49:24.000 Are you seeing these?

00:49:26.000 Yes.

00:49:38.000 What's taking you so fucking long?

00:49:39.000 I said yes.

00:49:40.000 Oh, did you show them all?

00:49:42.000 I showed all but one.

00:49:44.000 Okay, then I got that.

00:49:45.000 That kind of kills the rhythm.

00:49:48.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan, got a long time listener.

00:49:50.000 I'm listening to your show on the app on an Android phone, but at least three times a show, the show pauses, and I have to manually reload the reader.

00:49:55.000 My app is up to date.

00:49:56.000 It seems that the problem is on your end.

00:49:58.000 Anyways, keep up the good work.

00:49:59.000 Alright, let's send that to their tech guy.

00:50:01.000 I think we have to take like a major tech break with this show and just fix everything.

00:50:12.000 All right, last one.

00:50:15.000 Should we do that?

00:50:17.000 Hey guys, I have a question for Gavin.

00:50:19.000 And if Ryan wants to throw his two cents, it wouldn't hurt to learn.

00:50:22.000 On Easter in St. Louis, Missouri, my 18-year-old nephew was in a car accident with a black woman.

00:50:25.000 He is white and insured, and I think to everyone's surprise, she was not.

00:50:29.000 My nephew called the police to report the accident.

00:50:31.000 This woman called her boyfriend.

00:50:32.000 The boyfriend arrived, was about 6'4 and 300 pounds, while my nephew is 5'11 and 130 pounds.

00:50:37.000 He immediately started telling my nephew to empty his pockets and called for the crowd of crackheads that was forming that this white boy needs to pay.

00:50:45.000 My nephew said, fuck off, and walked into the gas station on the corner to wait for the police.

00:50:49.000 The man followed him and proceeded to throw him on the ground and start punching him in the head.

00:50:53.000 The cops arrived and did nothing to this faggot. 1.00

00:50:56.000 He wasn't even present during the wreck and arrived on the scene after.

00:50:59.000 My nephew started to speak his mind and the police threatened to arrest him for fleeing the scene.

00:51:04.000 Whoa.

00:51:05.000 They also told him to lower his voice and that they are going to become the next viral video.

00:51:10.000 EMTs arrived on site when my nephew explained what happened.

00:51:13.000 He was told to check his white privilege.

00:51:16.000 Where is this?

00:51:17.000 When you're telling us a story like this, oh, St. Louis.

00:51:19.000 No one was arrested and the police cucked hard.

00:51:22.000 My question is, what do I tell him?

00:51:24.000 His dad lives in another city and isn't president.

00:51:26.000 And I'm not wanting to go full American History X, but what happened was clearly because he was white. 0.73

00:51:30.000 The police and the alphabet boys are catering to protected groups at this point.

00:51:34.000 How long are we supposed to turn the other cheek?

00:51:36.000 Never o'clock.

00:51:37.000 Why don't you tell him the truth?

00:51:39.000 Jesus, read this email back to him.

00:51:42.000 He was a victim of anti-white racism and it drips right into the system.

00:51:47.000 The cops are the same way.

00:51:53.000 Okay, what's this?

00:51:54.000 I'm sure I'm behind on the times.

00:51:56.000 I just started the show Jack Ryan.

00:51:58.000 What's that?

00:52:00.000 Oh, is that the guy from the office being a...

00:52:03.000 Yeah, you're pretty far behind in the times there, dude.

00:52:05.000 I don't mind them showing both sides, Middle Eastern kids with bombs for bullshit wars, makes for an angry Middle Eastern groups. 1.00

00:52:10.000 The thing is, they really glorify terrorists via justification in the show, and it's kind of gross.

00:52:15.000 Curious if you've watched it.

00:52:17.000 I've never watched it.

00:52:18.000 Ryan doesn't watch TV.

00:52:24.000 So, why is this country in the midst of one of the greatest humanitarian crises in history?

00:52:36.000 It is Tom Clancy, right?

00:52:38.000 Yeah, Tom Clancy.

00:52:40.000 He usually makes pretty quality stuff.

00:52:44.000 Jimmy needs to do a breakdown for us.

00:52:46.000 Okay, we finally got to the last one.

00:52:47.000 Hope we still have more time with him before he's sent off to his mom's for the weekend.

00:52:56.000 All right, let's see what we got here.

00:52:58.000 As Saf, aka Wizquifa underscores once said, if the pussy don't talk, it ain't tight enough. 1.00

00:53:06.000 Bam! 0.98

00:53:13.000 As Saf.

00:53:15.000 What do you think of that, Dan?

00:53:16.000 Well, it reminds me of a friend of mine because I wouldn't buy around.

00:53:24.000 He said to me, I hope my next wife is as tight as you. 0.99

00:53:31.000 Let's go to the final video.

00:53:54.000 I got a few good ones here.

00:53:58.000 People who walk their dogs without a leash.

00:54:01.000 I mean, sorry, they're not civilized beings.

00:54:06.000 And even the stupid little dogs are going to run into traffic and get run over.

00:54:09.000 And we don't want to do that.

00:54:10.000 Not because we give a shit about your little dog, but I don't want blood all over my tires. 0.97

00:54:14.000 And I don't want to stop and pull over and deal with your crying kids.

00:54:17.000 So put it on a leash. 0.91

00:54:18.000 But when it's a pit bull, I keep seeing more and more of this, or some sort of pit bull mix.

00:54:23.000 And they want to walk and they want to give their dog freedom.

00:54:26.000 The freedom to enjoy the park the way they do without a leash.

00:54:31.000 And of course, when the dog does something ridiculous like attack a kid, I saw a video of that, but I'm not going to show it because it's so disturbing.

00:54:37.000 Or attack a Clydesdale.

00:54:40.000 There's nothing they can do.

00:54:42.000 Check this out.

00:54:43.000 The guy has a spatula.

00:54:45.000 It's okay.

00:54:46.000 It's okay.

00:54:47.000 Stop pushing.

00:54:48.000 Meanwhile, horses have been through this before.

00:54:58.000 Get him, dog. 0.74

00:54:58.000 You mean horse? 0.74

00:55:00.000 We're all rooting for the horse, right?

00:55:06.000 Not the best camera work of all the dog attack videos.

00:55:13.000 Wait, don't move it.

00:55:13.000 Don't move it.

00:55:20.000 He's literally going to speech.

00:55:33.000 I think you're good once.

00:55:38.000 Keep your dog on a leash.

00:55:42.000 And then this 2-5, this is why I say I'm gay for men without the sex. 0.71

00:55:50.000 This is just fantastic.

00:56:00.000 Why don't they do more of this in school, too?

00:56:08.000 I guess it's real cement, right?

00:56:10.000 Yeah.

00:56:11.000 That can be clay.

00:56:15.000 So he just recreates a modern industrial highway bridge using the rebar exactly as they do.

00:56:27.000 And then he even uses the cement truck, smooths it out.

00:56:37.000 You know, Africa, these aren't that expensive.

00:56:39.000 You can build one anytime you want.

00:56:47.000 See, this makes me hate school so much.

00:56:50.000 Imagine how valuable this would be as a course in class.

00:56:56.000 Alright, last video.

00:56:58.000 I know we hate them back when they were dinosaurs.

00:57:01.000 They were mean.

00:57:03.000 And now they're just tiny flying dinosaurs, but it is cool to see their perspective.

00:57:10.000 Someone put a GoPro on a, I guess a hawk?

00:57:14.000 That looks pretty cool.

00:57:20.000 I don't want to get a squirrel suit, though.

00:57:22.000 You know those flying squirrel suits?

00:57:24.000 The margin of error seems a little unforgiving.

00:57:28.000 But this is what they get up to when we're not around.

00:57:34.000 I believe I can fly.

00:57:36.000 What kind of animal would you want to be, Dad, if you could be an animal?

00:57:38.000 If you had to be an animal, I should say.

00:57:41.000 Yeah, I think a dog.

00:57:44.000 That way, you know, I don't have to worry about my toilet cleaning.

00:57:50.000 I got someone else to pick it all up for me.

00:57:53.000 I got someone to feed me.

00:57:56.000 Do you think that you hate dogs?

00:57:57.000 I mean, we all are annoyed by dogs and they're overrated, especially in America.

00:58:01.000 But that time you were on the bus in Glasgow and you saw an old lady's tiny little dog hump her arm and then jizz all over her.

00:58:09.000 Oh, yes.

00:58:10.000 It's disgusting.

00:58:12.000 Now, what would happen was that the dog was, she was sitting on the front seat of the bus, on the upper level, and the dog was jumping up and down on her lap.

00:58:22.000 But its genital was rubbing against the edge of a skirt. 1.00

00:58:29.000 And then the dog came all over the skirt. 1.00

00:58:32.000 And she just took out a piece of tissue and cleaned it off.

00:58:38.000 Totally non-chalon.

00:58:40.000 That was the beginning of the entry.

00:58:41.000 Remember, we were in Montreal walking up that mountain, and there was some woman carrying her dog shit in a bag, and you were so horrified you had to run around in front of her so you wouldn't be looking at it.

00:58:51.000 Well, I remember one time I was in Nusmuna, it was in a Mexican restaurant, and I looked up, and there was a woman with a dog sitting down to eat.

00:59:02.000 And I thought, this is ridiculous.

00:59:04.000 Oh, because you don't.

00:59:06.000 I'm so glad you brought this up because my brother brought this up, and we told him on the show.

00:59:12.000 And people say, can you confirm if that story actually happened?

00:59:14.000 It's insane.

00:59:15.000 Oh, yes.

00:59:16.000 So I thought, this is ridiculous, bringing a dog into a restaurant.

00:59:20.000 So I went up to the front desk and said, where's the manager?

00:59:23.000 Where's the manager?

00:59:24.000 There's an atund to point and it was a little guru with a little ribbon.

00:59:32.000 Yeah, with these little things that they wear on their head.

00:59:36.000 Well, my brother said that when you saw that and realized that, instead of dealing with it, you just ran out.

00:59:41.000 No, I didn't run out.

00:59:42.000 I just said, oh, forget the problem.

00:59:44.000 It's over.

00:59:45.000 It's not a problem anymore.

00:59:46.000 But I did that on an aircraft once.

00:59:49.000 A woman brought a dog onto an aircraft, and it was in the next automatic, a couple of seats down, and I said to the attendant, I'm allergic to dogs.

00:59:58.000 Can I move?

01:00:00.000 Thinking, they'll move me up to the front where there's a free booze.

01:00:05.000 Right, first class for you.

01:00:07.000 And I'll get free booze.

01:00:09.000 So she said, first of all, she said, oh, do you have an EpiPen?

01:00:12.000 I said, oh, that's what I'm concerned about.

01:00:14.000 I've forgotten it.

01:00:15.000 Oh, good call.

01:00:17.000 So they moved me up, but to the role behind where there was the free booze.

01:00:23.000 Oh.

01:00:24.000 Physically painful.

01:00:25.000 I was on a flight once, and I wasn't in first class, but I was walking by first class, and I saw some hairstylist, I assume, and he had two dogs, each with a little thing.

01:00:35.000 And in first class, when they're on the floor, that's not that bad.

01:00:38.000 There's still plenty of room.

01:00:39.000 And I saw him, and then a little bit later, I saw him welcome me and coach, just going, God damn it, fucking shoo.

01:00:46.000 And obviously, someone had said, do you have a problem being next to these two dogs?

01:00:50.000 And the person in first class said, yes.

01:00:52.000 So they had to send him back to coach.

01:00:55.000 So now he had one at his feet and one on his lap for the duration of the flight.

01:01:01.000 The dogs on flights are getting unbelievable.

01:01:04.000 It should be one a month.

01:01:07.000 And not only that, the range of animals that are now comfort animals.

01:01:13.000 Peacock's horses.

01:01:14.000 I think they've changed all that.

01:01:15.000 But the dog thing has just become a given.

01:01:17.000 And I think people are doing it because it's cheaper than putting it in a kennel or whatever.

01:01:23.000 But this business about complaining about people beside you.

01:01:27.000 There was a Muslim in coach, and he was complaining that he was seated next to a woman.

01:01:33.000 And of course, you can't go anywhere near a woman who is not your wife or daughter. 0.81

01:01:40.000 So the attendant said to the woman, excuse me, could you come with me? 0.96

01:01:48.000 And walked her into Fustklas. 0.94

01:01:50.000 Oh, nice class.

01:01:52.000 Beautiful.

01:01:53.000 A happy ending to a shitty episode.

01:01:55.000 Folks at home, have a great weekend.

01:01:57.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 08, 2021

S03E96 - FIGHT DAY

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