Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E01 - NEW STUDIO

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:49.000 Can't even tell myself the coffee cup.

00:00:54.000 Don't even know there's bad ideas, where do I begin?

00:01:06.000 Where do I start?

00:01:07.000 Where do I begin?

00:01:09.000 That was waking up.

00:01:11.000 Is that what it's called?

00:01:12.000 The Chemical Brothers?

00:01:13.000 Where do I begin?

00:01:15.000 Where do I begin?

00:01:16.000 Yes, sorry.

00:01:16.000 I always called 4 a.m. for some reason, but that's Hack Baker.

00:01:19.000 Similar kind of vibes.

00:01:21.000 We'll be discussing that and other songs that start out awesome and become shitty.

00:01:24.000 But what do you think?

00:01:26.000 I think, yeah.

00:01:27.000 New studio.

00:01:28.000 We're back.

00:01:29.000 Yes, that was a lame joke on Thursday where we pretended we were done.

00:01:33.000 Some of you fell for it.

00:01:34.000 Very few, though.

00:01:36.000 I think 90% of the people went, ha ha, they're moving to the new studio.

00:01:39.000 You got us.

00:01:41.000 We worked tirelessly from the end of that show till now to make sure we ironed out the kinks.

00:01:49.000 I think we did a pretty good job.

00:01:50.000 We'll take you on an office tour any second now.

00:01:54.000 Ryan, what do you think?

00:01:56.000 What do you think of your new digs?

00:01:59.000 I'm thinking, yeah.

00:02:00.000 That's from a movie and I don't know.

00:02:02.000 I've never seen it.

00:02:02.000 John Wick?

00:02:04.000 A lot of people are getting really concerned about your hair.

00:02:06.000 What do you mean?

00:02:07.000 They just, they think that it's not acceptable.

00:02:10.000 It is acceptable and it rules.

00:02:13.000 Who says that?

00:02:15.000 Well, okay, now it looks bad, but once I touch it a little bit, touch it a little bit.

00:02:20.000 It becomes good.

00:02:21.000 But it's in your eyes.

00:02:22.000 That's like a phase you go through when you're 13.

00:02:26.000 Like a shady teenager.

00:02:27.000 Yeah, it's a phase.

00:02:31.000 Why don't you show everyone the cool cam you have?

00:02:34.000 We spent a lot of money fixing up this studio.

00:02:37.000 The cool cam?

00:02:38.000 Is your phone on?

00:02:39.000 Turn your phone off.

00:02:40.000 Look at your cool tape dispenser there.

00:02:42.000 Yeah, this is if I need some tape.

00:02:45.000 Just like that.

00:02:45.000 Cool.

00:02:46.000 So yeah, this camera does some cool things and it spins.

00:02:50.000 Like it could spin to you.

00:02:52.000 My lighting is weird.

00:02:53.000 Your lighting is better than mine.

00:02:58.000 There's me.

00:02:59.000 And then I can zoom in on you.

00:03:01.000 Okay.

00:03:01.000 Zoom in on me.

00:03:03.000 There you go.

00:03:04.000 Got a fat neck.

00:03:06.000 And now let's see the studio.

00:03:08.000 Oh, you want to like use the...

00:03:09.000 Okay.

00:03:11.000 Here we go.

00:03:12.000 We're right on the main boulevard, so you may hear sirens and trucks reversing and stuff.

00:03:17.000 There we go.

00:03:18.000 What do you think?

00:03:19.000 I think good.

00:03:20.000 What are you asking them?

00:03:22.000 I'm asking them.

00:03:24.000 I don't like how the couch hides my son's brilliant design.

00:03:29.000 Yeah, it's not ideal.

00:03:30.000 But we'll take you on a tour of that.

00:03:36.000 But yeah, that song, Waking Up, is such a good song.

00:03:39.000 And I want to put it on mixes.

00:03:40.000 But when I was a kid and we made mixed tapes with the tape-to-tape, that's the thing you ask for when you're like 13.

00:03:46.000 You beg your parents for a tape-to-tape start.

00:03:48.000 Are you changing the lighting as we talk?

00:03:51.000 That's not very professional, Ryan.

00:03:54.000 And you make a mixed tape.

00:03:57.000 And you go, you start with a slow song.

00:03:59.000 It gets kind of faster.

00:04:00.000 Throw a ballad in there once in a while.

00:04:02.000 It gets kind of heavy.

00:04:03.000 Then you got to heavy it out.

00:04:05.000 Maybe if you want to do reggae, maybe you would segue with the bad brains.

00:04:08.000 It's a real art form.

00:04:09.000 You should make them for girls all the time and parties and stuff.

00:04:12.000 And you would listen to it for a while before you made it public.

00:04:16.000 And then you'd be bummed that that song is in there.

00:04:21.000 It doesn't belong in there.

00:04:22.000 So then you would re-record the entire thing from scratch because you can't just pull out a song and move everything over on a cassette.

00:04:31.000 And the beauty of it was if a song started out awesome and sucked, you could just cut it when it started to suck.

00:04:38.000 I don't know how to do that now.

00:04:40.000 I don't even know.

00:04:41.000 We moved up to CDs, making mixes on CDs, and you could like, I guess, record your own MP3 and like edit it in .move and then export it as an MP3 and then pull it in.

00:04:53.000 But that was a pain in the ass.

00:04:56.000 And now I guess people make mixes on Spotify, but I wouldn't know what to do with that song.

00:05:02.000 So listen to that song.

00:05:03.000 Let's go back to that sweet jam.

00:05:07.000 Is there a video for it?

00:05:09.000 Not for this one.

00:05:10.000 There's got to be.

00:05:11.000 Chemical Brothers were huge. 1.00

00:05:13.000 Huge in the 90s.

00:05:18.000 I'm looking it up here.

00:05:19.000 Let's see.

00:05:20.000 Where do I be?

00:05:21.000 Oh.

00:05:23.000 So you just confidently said there's no video for it, unfortunately.

00:05:28.000 Is this fan-made or?

00:05:32.000 I don't know.

00:05:33.000 Why'd you confidently say?

00:05:34.000 See, notice there's well, there's a glare on that top one, actually.

00:05:38.000 Wait, why'd you put on that light?

00:05:40.000 That light's not supposed to be on.

00:05:42.000 I could hit that off.

00:05:43.000 Yeah, why'd you do that, you stupid retard? 1.00

00:05:51.000 We'll be obviously ironing out some kinks here. 1.00

00:05:54.000 Much better.

00:05:55.000 And it doesn't change the lighting at all.

00:05:57.000 So, cool little guitar, right?

00:06:01.000 And it's about like being a partier and waking up wasted in some strange bed.

00:06:08.000 And then skip ahead.

00:06:11.000 I can't hear it very well.

00:06:12.000 Can you turn it up?

00:06:18.000 I like how it sort of makes when I stand seem shitty.

00:06:24.000 Are you turning up on the speaker?

00:06:26.000 Where do I start?

00:06:27.000 Where do I begin?

00:06:28.000 Ladies, stop being sluts. 1.00

00:06:30.000 It's not good for you.

00:06:32.000 It's not healthy.

00:06:35.000 Not knowing where you woke up last night.

00:06:36.000 Isn't that rape? 1.00

00:06:39.000 Isn't it rape if you don't remember it?

00:06:42.000 And I'm not really saying he raped her.

00:06:44.000 I'm saying they raped each other.

00:06:48.000 Stop raping each other, you losers. 0.94

00:06:53.000 And they slowly build it up.

00:07:01.000 I was thinking of making this a gym mix and putting this on at the gym.

00:07:06.000 And this would be the first song because it gets you into it.

00:07:11.000 Long-ass intro, man.

00:07:13.000 Maybe I shouldn't.

00:07:14.000 Sir, skip ahead more.

00:07:15.000 This song doesn't kick until now?

00:07:18.000 Okay, so go back to where it kicks in.

00:07:21.000 Where do I start?

00:07:21.000 Where do I begin?

00:07:22.000 She says it again and again.

00:07:25.000 Great for raves when you're on GHB in the 90s.

00:07:34.000 So now everyone's pumped.

00:07:36.000 Whether it's hitting the heavy bag or dancing, you just made the party.

00:07:41.000 Good work.

00:07:42.000 And then keep going a bit.

00:07:46.000 Then it starts, you get into this shit.

00:07:48.000 You don't have to do the big, huge one.

00:07:49.000 Do camera one.

00:07:51.000 So go ahead.

00:07:55.000 Oh, this video, I think, cuts it off.

00:07:59.000 Nice.

00:08:00.000 We'll go back to the other song now.

00:08:02.000 This is a terrible intro to the show.

00:08:03.000 We might even have to re-record this because we're not debuting very well.

00:08:06.000 Go back to the other, where do I begin?

00:08:08.000 Because it has this like I don't know what they were thinking.

00:08:16.000 They ruined it.

00:08:18.000 This is the same song.

00:08:24.000 What do you think?

00:08:26.000 Look, my wrinkled eye is back.

00:08:31.000 I'll fix that mode.

00:08:36.000 And then the other song, you know what?

00:08:38.000 This isn't working.

00:08:41.000 This whole segment is shitty.

00:08:43.000 And just like that song should have been abandoned early, I'm abandoning this segment of songs that started awesome and become shitty.

00:08:50.000 The other one I was going to do was Carry On My Wayward Son.

00:08:53.000 That's a track.

00:08:54.000 That's a jam at the beginning.

00:08:56.000 Carry on my wayward son.

00:08:59.000 I'll be there when you are gone.

00:09:02.000 Found him, bandow.

00:09:03.000 And then you're like, this is awesome.

00:09:05.000 And then it's just like, wee.

00:09:07.000 Keyboards, like guys jamming.

00:09:09.000 It sounds like they're at guitar center testing out their shit.

00:09:14.000 Dope.

00:09:22.000 Great idea.

00:09:23.000 A cappello cold open.

00:09:32.000 See, this is when bands get too good.

00:09:34.000 This is why punk was invented.

00:09:36.000 Because it was all noodling.

00:09:38.000 Now just jump anywhere into the song.

00:09:41.000 It's starting now.

00:09:43.000 You don't like the piano part?

00:09:46.000 That which part?

00:09:48.000 The organs?

00:09:49.000 Coming up.

00:09:53.000 Oh yeah, that's okay.

00:09:54.000 That's kind of like sticks.

00:09:57.000 That's not terrible.

00:09:59.000 That would be a nice breakdown in a different song.

00:10:02.000 But like, why did you...

00:10:04.000 And now just jump towards the end.

00:10:07.000 They're just jamming.

00:10:09.000 Like this shit.

00:10:13.000 What are you doing?

00:10:16.000 Okay, now, um...

00:10:20.000 Now look at that other song, Air of Night, with Phil Collins.

00:10:23.000 Is that the one?

00:10:28.000 And then it's over.

00:10:30.000 It ends with the budoom badam badum badam boom.

00:10:34.000 I think there's a good video that was in a commercial with an ape doing it.

00:10:38.000 Remember that one?

00:10:39.000 See if you can pull that up.

00:10:49.000 Find me the ape.

00:10:54.000 But yeah, they should have hired Andrew WK in a time machine to take that do doom badum badump and did like da da da da da da da. 0.90

00:11:02.000 You could have had a real party after that.

00:11:08.000 That animal's miserable.

00:11:12.000 Look, it's washing itself.

00:11:18.000 Oh, it's up.

00:11:19.000 Real.

00:11:21.000 Is that real?

00:11:22.000 No.

00:11:23.000 CGI?

00:11:24.000 No, animatronic.

00:11:26.000 How do you know?

00:11:27.000 Look at it.

00:11:29.000 If it was CGI, they would make it do more stuff facially.

00:11:32.000 Like they zoomed in the nostrils to be like, look, we can make the nostrils move.

00:11:39.000 You gotta stop looking down at the monitor.

00:11:48.000 Cadbury Gorilla.

00:11:51.000 Advert.

00:11:54.000 I don't think that's animatronics though.

00:11:58.000 Look how confident you are.

00:12:00.000 Oh, it's a guy in a suit.

00:12:01.000 Yeah, but look at how confident you were when it was animatronics.

00:12:04.000 It's animatronics.

00:12:05.000 The face is animatronics.

00:12:07.000 The guy's nostrils aren't flaring, and then the puppet does that.

00:12:13.000 We got a half.

00:12:14.000 This is a half-suit, a hybrid.

00:12:17.000 You're never wrong, you people.

00:12:18.000 Look at his nose.

00:12:19.000 Millennials are never wrong.

00:12:20.000 That's not animatronics?

00:12:21.000 So what is he opening his eyes?

00:12:22.000 They taped it to his eyelids?

00:12:24.000 I think the whole thing could be CGR.

00:12:26.000 That's not CGR.

00:12:27.000 I don't know.

00:12:28.000 That's not CGG.

00:12:29.000 This is three words Millennials cannot pronounce. 0.98

00:12:32.000 I don't know.

00:12:33.000 I know.

00:12:34.000 I know.

00:12:35.000 It's Animatronics.

00:12:36.000 And he plays the drums.

00:12:36.000 It's animatronics and a guy in a suit.

00:12:38.000 This is the guy who calls out all those fake videos.

00:12:42.000 But jump to the end.

00:12:43.000 It actually goes drummy more than I thought it would.

00:12:52.000 We approve.

00:12:53.000 Cool.

00:12:54.000 Great stuff.

00:12:59.000 Syncing is off.

00:13:00.000 Is that our fault?

00:13:02.000 Yeah, it's a little off.

00:13:04.000 Is that a form of lagging?

00:13:07.000 Technically, it's just the latency between this and the screen.

00:13:10.000 We got it down to the very low, but the game mode.

00:13:14.000 Because the gamers like their quickness.

00:13:18.000 Yeah, and then it just fades off.

00:13:22.000 Alright, that was my segment that seemed like a great idea at the time.

00:13:27.000 I feel like we should probably do the studio tour.

00:13:28.000 Everyone's dying to know, right?

00:13:30.000 You're chomping at the bit.

00:13:31.000 You're seeing a guy that you see every day in a new environment.

00:13:34.000 You're like, can I see the environment, please?

00:13:36.000 I'm confused.

00:13:38.000 Don't you think?

00:13:40.000 Although, maybe we should talk about this delay that we have with the drums.

00:13:46.000 No?

00:13:47.000 Let me see someone talking.

00:13:49.000 Play a YouTube video of someone talking.

00:13:52.000 And if they see this and it's not linked up, that's going to be some really bad news.

00:13:58.000 And I will not be impressed with you.

00:14:00.000 Let's see what comes up on the other side.

00:14:01.000 Just so you know, with the office, I did the design.

00:14:04.000 I did all the gayness. 0.99

00:14:05.000 I did the design, the layout.

00:14:08.000 Decided what goes where.

00:14:10.000 And then Ryan and our tech guy.

00:14:12.000 Let me hear?

00:14:13.000 We need to be moving.

00:14:14.000 Well, this is probably the worst possible thing we could do.

00:14:17.000 Let's go.

00:14:18.000 The English guy talking about it.

00:14:19.000 President Biden wants predictability and stability.

00:14:22.000 Is that what you want?

00:14:24.000 Terrible.

00:14:25.000 It's 37.

00:14:28.000 Well, put it on game mode.

00:14:31.000 That's going to take too long.

00:14:32.000 I'll do that after the most important thing.

00:14:34.000 We figured out this problem.

00:14:35.000 We put it on game mode.

00:14:36.000 Well, it's not working.

00:14:37.000 Well, it might not be on game mode.

00:14:38.000 Well, can you do that?

00:14:39.000 It'll take too long.

00:14:41.000 Yeah, because the bezels are hidden.

00:14:43.000 But look at it here.

00:14:43.000 Look at this.

00:14:45.000 Have you seen these new overlays?

00:14:49.000 But with an angle?

00:14:50.000 There's zero lag.

00:14:52.000 But maybe at some point.

00:14:54.000 Yeah.

00:14:55.000 Well, now we've got to see.

00:14:56.000 Anyway, we're boring the people at home with nuance.

00:14:59.000 Let's take out your phone and we'll do a tour.

00:15:03.000 Hook up your phone with a computer.

00:15:05.000 Alright, well, let's start with your room.

00:15:08.000 This is the fag zone. 0.99

00:15:10.000 Oh, he's got the police, one of the worst bands ever, most annoying vocals with sting.

00:15:16.000 It's got their worst record, synchronicity.

00:15:19.000 Hate has no home here.

00:15:20.000 My neighbors terrorize my family with this sign.

00:15:23.000 They put it on my lawn, my neighbor's lawn, and then all the homes in the area put this on their lawn.

00:15:29.000 So this is traumatizing for me to have to see every day.

00:15:32.000 My wife actually put it inside our house to try to desensitize herself from it. 0.96

00:15:38.000 Like the N-word, which is ironically what got us in this mess in the first place.

00:15:44.000 This is a gift I gave Ryan.

00:15:45.000 Look, it's a Trump vodka chalkboard from a bar.

00:15:48.000 You can write all your stuff there.

00:15:51.000 He's got some other stuff.

00:15:52.000 He's got his own fridge.

00:15:54.000 Let's see what's going on in Ryan's fridge.

00:15:55.000 This does rule.

00:15:57.000 Lacroix, of course, calorie-free.

00:15:59.000 I did cheat.

00:16:00.000 I had a little bit of Coca-Cola.

00:16:02.000 Cheat.

00:16:03.000 What a faggot. 1.00

00:16:04.000 Hence the name.

00:16:05.000 Look at all this new equipment, though.

00:16:06.000 New TriCaster.

00:16:08.000 And that's the same soundboard, right?

00:16:10.000 Correct.

00:16:11.000 How much did that TriCaster run us?

00:16:12.000 About 10 grand.

00:16:16.000 But we'll have no more lagging.

00:16:18.000 Yeah, there's been zero lag.

00:16:19.000 And what about Skype calls?

00:16:21.000 Skype calls?

00:16:22.000 I'm pessimistic.

00:16:24.000 Yeah, me too.

00:16:25.000 Good, good.

00:16:26.000 Getting more realistic.

00:16:27.000 Realistic, pessimistic.

00:16:29.000 This is my desk, of course.

00:16:31.000 My desk is made of doors.

00:16:35.000 Oh, I've got a groove in here.

00:16:36.000 I keep forgetting.

00:16:36.000 I'm going to add an LED light underneath it.

00:16:38.000 Heck, I literally said that.

00:16:40.000 Great idea.

00:16:41.000 Me.

00:16:42.000 That's why there's a groove there.

00:16:43.000 My buddy Matt made this.

00:16:46.000 He's a liberal.

00:16:47.000 This desk was made by a white liberal with a Jewish wife and Jewish kids.

00:16:52.000 Not a lot of straight, white, waspy all-American males are responsible for this office, I'm afraid. 1.00

00:16:59.000 This backdrop, now the problem with putting TVs on TV is the glare.

00:17:04.000 But what we did was we tilted them a little bit.

00:17:06.000 And you'll notice when you look at the Y, they're sort of like concave or whatever.

00:17:13.000 What are you doing there?

00:17:14.000 Getting creative?

00:17:15.000 Just showing them.

00:17:16.000 This audio is going to be weird, right?

00:17:19.000 And then show people what I see.

00:17:21.000 So I see this big monitor below the camera.

00:17:24.000 I open up ruining the magic here.

00:17:26.000 And I try to keep my eyes up here because it looks weird to be looking down.

00:17:29.000 You look ashamed of yourself.

00:17:31.000 Got my little clock here to know where we're at.

00:17:34.000 This part of the studio is nothing.

00:17:37.000 We might have a collapsible ping pong table we store here.

00:17:40.000 If I paint it white, you wouldn't notice, right?

00:17:45.000 And then here is, look at this setup.

00:17:48.000 Stand back a bit.

00:17:49.000 This is my pride and joy.

00:17:51.000 And to Tucker Carlson and Dave Rubin and Candace Owens, stop hiring people to design your studios.

00:17:57.000 They look like shit.

00:17:59.000 They look like something out of a crate and barrel catalog.

00:18:02.000 All these weird little knickknacks you have, like a ball made of twine and like a bowl with three big acorns in it.

00:18:10.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:18:11.000 That's...

00:18:12.000 Are you a 50-year-old fucking liberal cunt housewife? 1.00

00:18:17.000 Why are you doing that?

00:18:18.000 That's not who you are.

00:18:19.000 So I had this vision from day one.

00:18:21.000 Built up this fake wall and then put two giant lights on either side.

00:18:28.000 These lights are for like lighting up a mechanics garage.

00:18:31.000 And then my little Vietnamese buddy made this.

00:18:34.000 So that's A, that's B. Got a loose site table, some nice Emes chairs. 0.95

00:18:40.000 And this will be where I'll sit down.

00:18:44.000 Scenes are tiny bit awkward now.

00:18:46.000 We'll see how it works.

00:18:47.000 But I'll sit down with celebrities.

00:18:51.000 Ann Coulter, Roger Stone, Michelle Malkin, people like that.

00:18:57.000 Do something new, maybe get into their whole life.

00:18:59.000 Like, where were you born?

00:19:00.000 What was it like growing up?

00:19:03.000 So this is the celebrity room.

00:19:05.000 I'm saying that because there's another interview room coming right up.

00:19:10.000 And I want it to look sort of like we're dead.

00:19:13.000 We're in heaven here.

00:19:14.000 Or we're in like some sort of space-time continuum.

00:19:18.000 Well, if they're sitting across and looking at you, do they think they made it to heaven?

00:19:23.000 They're like, this might be bad news.

00:19:25.000 We're dead.

00:19:26.000 Well, they just think hell's really nice.

00:19:29.000 JK.

00:19:30.000 So that's the white room, and then the black room is the bar.

00:19:33.000 Get it?

00:19:34.000 Black and white.

00:19:35.000 There's nothing in between.

00:19:37.000 This I took from my house.

00:19:39.000 Dude, I was bummed about it for a while.

00:19:42.000 When we had another tech guy here and two other guys, I said, let's rent a dolly and get this out of there.

00:19:47.000 It ended up just being Ryan and I. Bringing this here was AIDS. 0.91

00:19:52.000 And it wasn't just, you know, when you lift a lot and you go, oh, this is really heavy.

00:19:55.000 It's hard on my muscles.

00:19:56.000 I'm going to put my back out.

00:19:57.000 It was that.

00:19:58.000 But it was also a lot of pain.

00:20:00.000 Weird pains, like someone was stabbing you in the wrists.

00:20:03.000 And then also a lot of like, I can't break, I didn't break, I got to, put it up, put it up, put it up, put it up, put it up.

00:20:07.000 And then the other guy going, get put it up, don't do it.

00:20:09.000 Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.

00:20:11.000 What do you think it weighs?

00:20:12.000 500 pounds?

00:20:14.000 It feels like, yeah, yeah.

00:20:15.000 It feels like 500 pounds.

00:20:16.000 And it's awkward.

00:20:17.000 There's nothing to hold on to.

00:20:18.000 No.

00:20:20.000 It's the real deal.

00:20:21.000 The problem is, I'm not going to push a button because the audio will start.

00:20:25.000 This kick doesn't work.

00:20:27.000 One of these buttons doesn't work.

00:20:29.000 But I'm too good at this, so I'll use it as the handicap. 1.00

00:20:34.000 And then the guests can use the perfect one.

00:20:37.000 For three grand, I think you can get these stand-up games that have 3,000 games.

00:20:42.000 I'm going to get that for my home.

00:20:45.000 Moving right along here, we have the bar.

00:20:47.000 Now, this is totally different than that studio.

00:20:50.000 The bar is like Vietnam vets, plumbers, tradesmen, sit and talk to them about how to become a plumber. 0.99

00:20:59.000 Such that when you're done watching it, you know how to become a plumber.

00:21:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:05.000 Vietnam vet, like, I want to get into the details, like a three-hour talk where you find out when you were drafted.

00:21:13.000 How did it feel?

00:21:14.000 Like, did you take the bus to the airport?

00:21:16.000 What kind of plane did you get on to go to Vietnam?

00:21:18.000 Was it a boat?

00:21:22.000 You got lots of booze.

00:21:23.000 That was very expensive.

00:21:26.000 Miners Cabin in Lead Hills, Scotland.

00:21:28.000 This is Penny Rimbeau and G. Vaucher when they were in art school.

00:21:32.000 I took this at their house and then printed it out.

00:21:34.000 I don't think they'd be very happy.

00:21:35.000 They don't really like me anymore.

00:21:36.000 G Vaucher made this.

00:21:38.000 My mother hates it.

00:21:40.000 She says it's trivializing the war vets.

00:21:42.000 I'm like, no, no, no.

00:21:44.000 It's the opposite of that.

00:21:45.000 It's saying like they're meant to put on a positive, happy face when we send them to die.

00:21:51.000 Jamaica, some crusty punk thing.

00:21:53.000 Indians at the Empire State Building.

00:21:55.000 My dad and the Gorbals in Glasgow as a kid.

00:21:58.000 When no one had shoes.

00:22:00.000 Tabarnac.

00:22:01.000 Jim Asuvier, I remember.

00:22:04.000 This is a buck, I guess, that my friend Sprague hunted for three days.

00:22:08.000 Sprague was also a junkie, though, so he could have been lying.

00:22:11.000 I just thought it was a beautiful picture.

00:22:13.000 That's an eight-point buck.

00:22:15.000 Don't you think if you were painting this, like you'd have the brush and you'd go, boom.

00:22:19.000 That would be how it looks.

00:22:21.000 Yeah, that wouldn't be how you do it.

00:22:22.000 This is a Vietnam vet that got me this.

00:22:24.000 He didn't get me this, actually.

00:22:25.000 These are like really expensive prints because he was in Vietnam.

00:22:30.000 So Vice had an art show, and while no one was looking, I just scanned it in two pieces and then photoshopped it back together and then printed it out.

00:22:40.000 I saved myself like a thousand bucks.

00:22:45.000 Is it legal?

00:22:46.000 No, that's that.

00:22:48.000 And then this is the bar.

00:22:51.000 Got lots of booze.

00:22:53.000 It's all real.

00:22:54.000 It all works.

00:22:56.000 Got Urwoolly there.

00:22:58.000 Some various bric-a-brac.

00:22:59.000 And then this gun was, you know, the Hatfield versus the McCoy's.

00:23:04.000 Hatfields went on to make their own guns.

00:23:06.000 I think McCoy's did too.

00:23:07.000 And this is the gun, but I got all the pieces here.

00:23:10.000 Like, I got the fucking bullets, the balls.

00:23:14.000 I got the little magnesium flint doo-dickies.

00:23:17.000 I got the little cloth pads you stuff it down with.

00:23:22.000 Stuff it down with that.

00:23:23.000 I have the black powder in here.

00:23:26.000 And that's legal because it's an antique gun.

00:23:28.000 We looked into this.

00:23:29.000 I hope so.

00:23:31.000 But I'm going away.

00:23:34.000 And then we have the kegs.

00:23:39.000 Kaba, kazi. 0.87

00:23:43.000 I haven't tested out this keg in a long time. 0.94

00:23:45.000 Let's put this on.

00:23:48.000 I think that's a thing.

00:23:51.000 Actually, I have no idea if this is for that.

00:23:53.000 It doesn't seem to be going on very well.

00:23:59.000 Huh.

00:23:59.000 Do you think it's for pouring?

00:24:01.000 Maybe.

00:24:03.000 I can't think I've got it on.

00:24:05.000 You know, I'm sweating.

00:24:07.000 Okay, fuck it.

00:24:08.000 Do that another time.

00:24:09.000 All right, let's see if we can do this right, right?

00:24:15.000 Where's it stuck?

00:24:17.000 Push that in.

00:24:19.000 There we go.

00:24:20.000 Oh, oh.

00:24:21.000 That's a really late Guinness.

00:24:26.000 And that's...

00:24:27.000 That's supposed to happen.

00:24:28.000 That's why this is here and recessed.

00:24:31.000 Alright, that didn't work out great.

00:24:33.000 We'll be practicing that a little more.

00:24:35.000 Look at these cool bourbon bottles I bought at garage sales over the years.

00:24:39.000 This is 100-months-old Kentucky Straight Bourbon whiskey.

00:24:42.000 This is a bourbon bottle.

00:24:44.000 This thing's a bourbon bottle.

00:24:48.000 They should have had cool bourbon bottles back then.

00:24:51.000 I'm already drunk from that one shot.

00:24:55.000 Then we have Barry the Bear.

00:24:56.000 You might recognize him from my book, How to Piss in Public.

00:25:00.000 Matt's Budweiser.

00:25:01.000 This is one of my favorite things.

00:25:03.000 I won this at Plain Bingo in 2000.

00:25:05.000 And I was going to Max Fish.

00:25:07.000 That's where I met my wife. 0.61

00:25:08.000 I didn't really care about Maker's mark back then.

00:25:10.000 And I won this and thought, this is boring.

00:25:13.000 It says, to my loyal friends of Max Fish, Uli, here's to being the first in the neighborhood and the best.

00:25:18.000 Bill Samos, President of Makers.

00:25:20.000 It was in my closet.

00:25:21.000 I guess I'll throw it away at some point.

00:25:23.000 Then September 11th happened.

00:25:25.000 And just like the Jews in Jersey, I was dancing in the streets.

00:25:29.000 Because this all of a sudden became so valuable.

00:25:31.000 Then I ended up marrying my girlfriend that I met at Max Fish.

00:25:34.000 Then I became a Maker's ambassador.

00:25:37.000 Now this is my most prized possession.

00:25:38.000 If you really want to hurt me, Antifa, steal this.

00:25:43.000 We've got the Sex Pistols, the Great Rock and Roll Swindle.

00:25:45.000 This was made by our friends at...

00:25:50.000 My mind just went twice.

00:25:51.000 Tied to the walls.

00:25:53.000 They can hear you whisper, by the way.

00:25:54.000 How they can.

00:25:57.000 And because we live in New York where you can't have guns, We have an emergency supply of booze, which isn't really necessary in a bar.

00:26:07.000 But I just think that's a cool thing.

00:26:09.000 My Jewish lawyer gave me this after a meeting.

00:26:12.000 We were drinking at his house.

00:26:14.000 And he gave me some book about the Talmud.

00:26:17.000 And then he also said, take this.

00:26:20.000 And I said, okay.

00:26:20.000 It's for circumcisions, I believe.

00:26:23.000 I think it's the kind of thing you do when you've had a few, and then you wake up the next morning, you're like, where's my huge fucking bowie knife?

00:26:30.000 And you go, oh, I gave it to fucking Gavin?

00:26:33.000 Shit.

00:26:34.000 I can't ask for it back.

00:26:36.000 Cool magnifying glass.

00:26:39.000 This will probably be on my desk.

00:26:42.000 So we've covered that, right?

00:26:45.000 Let me sample this.

00:26:53.000 Hmm.

00:26:53.000 Horse piss.

00:26:57.000 So that's the bar.

00:26:59.000 So it's for regular Joes. 1.00

00:27:01.000 This is the censored, the free speech room.

00:27:04.000 So that'll be censored.tv presents.

00:27:06.000 That'll be free speech.

00:27:08.000 This is the lounge.

00:27:09.000 We've got our sectionals here.

00:27:11.000 This rug designed by Johnny Buffalo McInnes when he was four.

00:27:18.000 Is that audio?

00:27:20.000 Is that AC going to be an issue?

00:27:23.000 Maybe.

00:27:24.000 Seems like a power ride it.

00:27:29.000 We've got a little putting machine.

00:27:30.000 This is the kind of thing that dads get at Christmas.

00:27:33.000 Alright, I think it just, hold on one second.

00:27:35.000 Alright, it's back.

00:27:41.000 Perfect.

00:27:44.000 Perfect.

00:27:45.000 This is our wall of not shame.

00:27:48.000 I wanted to put this in the bar, but the thing about the bar is once you've established that height where the bottles are, you can't really go below that.

00:27:58.000 Everything has to be like chest up or it'll look weird.

00:28:03.000 So whiskey, the road to ruin.

00:28:05.000 My wife got me that in Arizona, I think.

00:28:08.000 This was the top part of this.

00:28:10.000 This is my NYU talk that started the Proud Boys getting violent because I got pepper sprayed when I went to talk at NYU and Proud Boys started saying, all right, let's start defending conservatives when they go do talks.

00:28:23.000 Which, of course, the media twisted into, they crawl the streets looking for minorities to beat up.

00:28:29.000 Or my favorite is they beat up people who disagree with them.

00:28:32.000 No, the people who they beat up, who pick fights with them, tend to disagree with them.

00:28:37.000 But that's not why Proud Boys are fighting.

00:28:43.000 Declaration of Independence.

00:28:44.000 This is the real one I stole from a museum in Philadelphia.

00:28:49.000 So don't tell anyone about that.

00:28:51.000 John Hancock's got the most elaborate signature.

00:28:54.000 I love this because it was...

00:28:56.000 Wait, it says July 4th, 1776.

00:28:59.000 Didn't they write that way before they declared independence, like 10 years before or three or four years before?

00:29:06.000 I should probably know that.

00:29:07.000 But I remember that America had all their independence all worked out way before they were independent.

00:29:12.000 Then, of course, the Bill of Rights here at Censor, we're obsessed with First and Second Amendments.

00:29:18.000 We think that's kind of all you need, really.

00:29:21.000 One and two.

00:29:22.000 This is a fun painting.

00:29:23.000 I was at South by Southwest, and my buddy Scott in the band Chrome, him and his friends all showed me their knee tattoos.

00:29:31.000 Ozzy Osborne did this to his knee when he was in jail because he was bored.

00:29:36.000 And so they all got matching ones and they all saw each other and went, oh shit, I haven't seen you in a while.

00:29:40.000 And they all get together for the photo.

00:29:41.000 So I sent this to China to have made.

00:29:44.000 And we got Annie Oakley, Low Dog, and Buffalo Bill.

00:29:51.000 I mean, he was just a showman, but Low Dog was a real dude.

00:29:55.000 He was a real badass nigga who united tribes. 1.00

00:29:58.000 And eventually they amalgamated so many tribes they beat Custer.

00:30:01.000 So this was a heavy dude.

00:30:03.000 I'm really into unity.

00:30:04.000 I wish all the motorcycle gangs would unify.

00:30:07.000 Wouldn't that be cool?

00:30:08.000 But the problem is with motorcycle gangs, only the Hell's Angels have top to bottom hierarchy.

00:30:17.000 So if the top of the pagan says, we called a truce, they would just say, fuck you.

00:30:21.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:30:22.000 No, that's the opposite of the truth.

00:30:24.000 Hell's Angels don't have top to bottom.

00:30:26.000 So say all the guys who do have top to bottom negotiated.

00:30:29.000 The Hell's Angels would just say, FTT, fuck the truce.

00:30:32.000 That would be the end of that.

00:30:33.000 It's a sad mistake.

00:30:35.000 Here's a prize possession, the clash.

00:30:38.000 Joe Strummer gave me this, and he said, to Gavin, open your eyes, I said to the crowd, but no.

00:30:44.000 And this story, this made me laugh my head off, and it sums up being a father.

00:30:48.000 He realized he was in the part of whatever, East London, where this photo was taken.

00:30:52.000 It's behind the studio.

00:30:53.000 They recorded the first album.

00:30:55.000 And so he said to his kids and his wife, close your eyes, close your eyes.

00:30:58.000 And he brought them there.

00:30:59.000 And then he stood like that in the same alleyway.

00:31:02.000 He says, all right, open your eyes.

00:31:04.000 And they opened his eyes and he goes, same place as the album.

00:31:08.000 And they went, all right, can we go, please?

00:31:10.000 And he was just so disappointed.

00:31:12.000 The Ramones want to live my life, puke, be your boyfriend, sniff some glue, something to do, shock treatment.

00:31:17.000 They want to be sedated, have some chicks, get some cakes, the airwaves, steal from the rich and give to the poor, live.

00:31:23.000 All the Misfits want is your skulls. 1.00

00:31:26.000 And then just like the Makersbark thing, I love, We Love America. 1.00

00:31:29.000 I got that in Chinatown for $10, half price.

00:31:32.000 Probably should have got it for free, considering I'm the only person in the world who wants it.

00:31:37.000 And then we have my office.

00:31:38.000 Great office!

00:31:40.000 Say something Trumpian.

00:31:42.000 Frankly, we built a wall.

00:31:43.000 We put lights in it and we had the Mexicans do it. 1.00

00:31:47.000 And we paid for it.

00:31:49.000 Actually, the Mexicans did build a wall, really.

00:31:51.000 Yeah, but they didn't pay for it.

00:31:52.000 This wall was built by Mexicans. 1.00

00:31:55.000 Like many walls.

00:31:56.000 But I paid for it.

00:31:58.000 We're going to pay for it, but they're going to build it.

00:32:00.000 They're going to build it.

00:32:01.000 They're going to build it.

00:32:03.000 This is my office.

00:32:05.000 Sex Pistols themes exclusively.

00:32:07.000 Very minimal.

00:32:08.000 No bureaus, no printers that's all in the fag zone. 1.00

00:32:13.000 Got my Jamie Reed poster.

00:32:16.000 Italian great rock and roll swindle, the Sex Pistols tour, pretty much their only tour.

00:32:23.000 New York Post article about them selling all their stuff.

00:32:26.000 And then we have, of course, whoa!

00:32:28.000 Now we have our ADT security, when you come in here, you push in the code 1864.

00:32:34.000 That disarms it and makes sure we do not get robbed.

00:32:40.000 And that's it, right?

00:32:41.000 Have I covered everything?

00:32:43.000 I think that should do.

00:32:44.000 You've seen what I see, I've seen what you see, and you see what we all see.

00:32:53.000 Okay, let's get back to work.

00:33:01.000 Oh, penis.

00:33:03.000 I forgot to show the green screen.

00:33:07.000 See if you can use your super cam to show it.

00:33:10.000 Super cam coming.

00:33:12.000 Super cam activate.

00:33:16.000 There.

00:33:18.000 Here, I'll walk over there.

00:33:23.000 Oh, you can grab one of these.

00:33:26.000 These are our new labs.

00:33:29.000 Can you hear me yet?

00:33:30.000 Yes.

00:33:31.000 These are our new little labs.

00:33:33.000 And so I walk over here and I just...

00:33:38.000 This is a curtain that goes across.

00:33:41.000 And then the camera's always there.

00:33:44.000 So that's...

00:33:44.000 The green screen is really just the far end of the bar.

00:33:49.000 I think it's important that you know that.

00:33:51.000 I don't know why.

00:33:52.000 That was important.

00:33:57.000 Okay, we're finally off to start the show.

00:34:05.000 Let's dive right into the news, shall we?

00:34:08.000 It's been a moment here.

00:34:09.000 We've been setting up.

00:34:10.000 We took you on a tour.

00:34:12.000 I like to complain about my lot in life.

00:34:14.000 I was recently bitching about the Hay Does No Home here signs, which are mildly inconvenient, but no one can hold a candle to Roger Stone, who has had his life flushed down the fucking toilet.

00:34:26.000 This is a guy who told Trump he should run.

00:34:29.000 He's been working with Trump for a long time.

00:34:30.000 That is a sin.

00:34:33.000 Because Trump tried to destroy the deep state.

00:34:36.000 He tried to save America.

00:34:38.000 He tried to get rid of all the deadweight.

00:34:40.000 And the deadweight's pissed off.

00:34:42.000 Because the deadweight is basically the monarchy 200 years ago.

00:34:47.000 You don't fuck with them or you disappear, as we've learned from Hillary's various enemies. 0.93

00:34:54.000 And, you know, they tortured him so much, they bankrupted the guy.

00:34:58.000 His wife has terminal cancer now from the stress of it.

00:35:02.000 Devastated Roger Stone reveals his wife now has stage four lymphoma, which he blames on the stress of being smeared, framed, and gagged as he pleads with a judge for a 90-day stay over claims he dodged $2 million in taxes.

00:35:12.000 All lies.

00:35:14.000 If you recall, the initial allegation against him was that he lied to the FBI and that thwarted an investigation.

00:35:23.000 The lie was, did you get an email from Julian Assange?

00:35:25.000 No, I didn't.

00:35:26.000 Yes, you did.

00:35:28.000 Do you want to go through all your old emails?

00:35:31.000 And for that, they just kept raking him over the coals.

00:35:33.000 Trump pardoned him.

00:35:34.000 They're still going after him.

00:35:38.000 I saw today, actually.

00:35:40.000 Yeah, if you go to 1.6, now they're trying to say that because he's near Oath Keepers, then he planned the January 6th meandering.

00:35:51.000 That's their logic.

00:35:53.000 This is Roger Stowe in the morning of January 6th, flanked by five to six members.

00:35:56.000 Yeah, don't you find it unusual that Roger Stowe needs to be constantly surrounded by Oath Keepers and Proud Boys? 0.73

00:36:03.000 Do you know why that is?

00:36:04.000 Because people are constantly trying to kill him, to attack him.

00:36:08.000 He can't afford round-the-clock bodyguards, so patriots volunteer, and they tend to be proud boys and oath keepers.

00:36:16.000 That's your smoking gun?

00:36:18.000 So I was looking at the tweet.

00:36:19.000 Look at that thread.

00:36:20.000 That whole thread of tweets.

00:36:23.000 It's like, I know for a fact.

00:36:25.000 Look, he orchestrated it.

00:36:26.000 Move over.

00:36:27.000 That's cut off for me.

00:36:29.000 I just see new well.

00:36:31.000 Oh, that is what it says.

00:36:34.000 What's wrong with him, Tourette's? 0.85

00:36:36.000 I don't know.

00:36:36.000 He's fucking old, lady.

00:36:38.000 It cannot be stated enough that Roger Stone's Stop the Steel campaign was intended for 2016 if Trump lost.

00:36:44.000 If Hillary had won, the capital attack would have simply happened in 2016. 0.89

00:36:48.000 It cannot be stated enough.

00:36:49.000 This is like Ryan with his millennial facts.

00:36:53.000 They're just so positive that he's guilty.

00:36:55.000 And I've scrolled through these and it's just like dozens of people going, trust me, I know he did it.

00:37:01.000 Did what?

00:37:05.000 They've got to jump ahead to 2-2.

00:37:09.000 So now they're like, they're saying about the Gen 6 meandering, oh, you guys said it was Antifa, and now you're claiming the FBI was involved.

00:37:17.000 Only a matter of time before the false flag theory took hold.

00:37:20.000 They tried the Antifa did it version first, but it had flaws that limited uptake.

00:37:23.000 This inside job version is a much better fit with the profiles of those involved and an effective twist on government inaction.

00:37:29.000 Confidently states Katie Shitches Starbird. 1.00

00:37:34.000 Meanwhile, everyone watching this show knows the truth.

00:37:36.000 Yes, Antifa was involved.

00:37:38.000 His name was John Sullivan.

00:37:39.000 He dressed up as a Trump supporter.

00:37:42.000 There was at least five people in the front line who were Antifa-linked, who were smashing things.

00:37:47.000 So Antifa is responsible.

00:37:49.000 The FBI definitely was, I shouldn't say definitely in case I get sued.

00:37:54.000 It is looking a hell of a lot like the FBI was involved in ginning up enthusiasm.

00:38:00.000 We've seen them do this a hundred times.

00:38:02.000 Remember those guys that were going to kidnap Gretchen Wilson?

00:38:04.000 And then we discover it was a bunch of feds saying, we should kidnap her, right, you guys?

00:38:09.000 And these sad, lost, frustrated young men who've been told they suck their whole lives and want revenge go, yeah, we should kidnap her.

00:38:19.000 Caught you saying you're going to kidnap her. 0.51

00:38:21.000 What?

00:38:21.000 That's entrapment.

00:38:23.000 So it's very likely that the same kind of entrapment was evidenced in January 6th.

00:38:28.000 So FBI is responsible.

00:38:30.000 And there was a lot of dummies who were pissed off that the election was stolen, which is a justified anger.

00:38:38.000 But they were so angry that at this rally that was meant to be peaceful, some of them broke some windows, meandered in there, wandered around, took goofball pictures.

00:38:49.000 Not violent, not scary, stole a podium, posed sitting at a desk, laughing.

00:38:54.000 AOC's PTSC's not justified.

00:38:57.000 So they are responsible.

00:39:00.000 It's possible that more than one group is responsible for this fucking melee.

00:39:04.000 And then, of course, number four, which might be linked to the FBI, the strange occurrence where there was cops going like this and almost no police presence that day.

00:39:13.000 That's a whole other thing implying that the DNC was somehow involved.

00:39:18.000 Lots of people can be involved in this.

00:39:21.000 What's 2-3?

00:39:22.000 Matt Gates wants answers.

00:39:25.000 We've got to figure out how to say his name.

00:39:27.000 Goetz or Gates?

00:39:29.000 Now I don't know.

00:39:30.000 I think it's Goetz. 0.87

00:39:32.000 I used to think I knew.

00:39:34.000 Go to 2-3.

00:39:35.000 Goetz calls on FBI Director Ray to fully disclose the role FBI operatives played in investigating.

00:39:40.000 Like, imagine being such a simpleton that you go, first you said it was Antifa, now you're saying it's the FBI.

00:39:45.000 I think it's Roger Stone.

00:39:47.000 Roger Stone is the only one who didn't do it.

00:39:49.000 I've been framed a million times for this thing.

00:39:52.000 They've got footage of me there.

00:39:54.000 Someone sent me a video saying I hate Jews and I was there planning the insurrection. 0.99

00:40:00.000 I had the fucking dude, Alan Foyer from the New York Times, bragging that he has footage of me there and asking me if I think he's an idiot.

00:40:08.000 And I do think he's an idiot.

00:40:10.000 What is going on with this little side thing?

00:40:13.000 It's a little fun little shot.

00:40:14.000 Don't do fun shots.

00:40:15.000 Let's try to focus on things going smoothly.

00:40:20.000 Speaking of real news, I saw this article where they identified a Chinese spy.

00:40:26.000 So I guess he defected from the Chinese establishment.

00:40:29.000 Maybe we shouldn't be talking about him in case he gets in even more shit from China. 0.95

00:40:35.000 You know, in North Korea, when you defect or do something wrong, they don't just like kick your brother in the nuts.

00:40:41.000 They punish your entire family and everyone remotely associated with them for generations back.

00:40:47.000 So your cousins are fucked.

00:40:48.000 Your grandmother's fucked.

00:40:49.000 Your grandmother's friend is fucked.

00:40:51.000 Like they decimate your community.

00:40:54.000 Your address book, everyone on it is fucked. 0.98

00:40:58.000 Toast.

00:40:58.000 So I assume China does the same thing.

00:41:00.000 But isn't this rare?

00:41:02.000 Sorry, this is one too.

00:41:03.000 Isn't it rare to see journalists do their job?

00:41:07.000 I'm not used to this.

00:41:10.000 Exclusive from Red State, from a woman named Jennifer Van Lair, a qualified journalist who's doing hard work and getting answers.

00:41:20.000 Chinese defector's identity confirmed was top counterintelligence official.

00:41:25.000 Go down.

00:41:25.000 She even gets the five W's in the opening.

00:41:28.000 We now know the name of the Chinese defector.

00:41:30.000 Red State First wrote about in June 4th.

00:41:32.000 Nice hyperlink there to catch up to speed.

00:41:34.000 Who has been working with the Defense Intelligence Agency for a few months and what his position within the Chinese military and government was, among other details.

00:41:42.000 Like when this, when I saw this, it was like seeing a mongoose.

00:41:47.000 I felt weird.

00:41:49.000 I went, oh my God, someone is doing research and finding out important information about our enemies and then publishing it with no bias whatsoever and no bullshit.

00:42:00.000 Instead of looking like a babysitter, they look like a mother.

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:05.000 Our women are better than their women. 1.00

00:42:08.000 Finally, good.

00:42:09.000 And then you see, you know, what most journalism is today, 1-3.

00:42:17.000 This is really what journalism has become.

00:42:19.000 I was kicked off the Harry Potter ride for being too fat.

00:42:22.000 Yeah.

00:42:22.000 I've been on that ride with my kids.

00:42:24.000 It's really intense.

00:42:26.000 You're on a chair.

00:42:27.000 It's a combination of a real ride and a fake ride.

00:42:30.000 So you're in like four seats on a big arm and it goes like, travels through this thing and then this is you.

00:42:41.000 And then you see like a dragon and a thing explodes and you go underneath this thing and you're up over here.

00:42:46.000 And that's all video.

00:42:48.000 But the way they plunge you into the video thing, it's, I was actually really worried about my eldest boy.

00:42:53.000 It was a few years ago.

00:42:54.000 And I was like, am I permanently traumatizing him?

00:42:57.000 This ride is fucking intense.

00:42:59.000 So as you're going like this, you don't want a fat pig on there breaking the arm. 0.98

00:43:06.000 But is she using this as an example of persecution?

00:43:10.000 Note how most female writers just, they have to do the first person thing and talk about themselves and how me, me, me, all they do is me search. 1.00

00:43:19.000 Not Jennifer, not the first chick, but this chick. 0.88

00:43:22.000 This is the more common one.

00:43:23.000 But go back to that article.

00:43:24.000 Let's see that.

00:43:24.000 Let's compare the openings.

00:43:26.000 That first opening that had a brilliant summary of what they're doing.

00:43:34.000 And then not the cookies.

00:43:36.000 Let's scroll down here.

00:43:38.000 It turns out Hogwarts absolutely condones this and so does the general public.

00:43:43.000 So we have the subhead three times and then some strange comma with a end a quote.

00:43:52.000 Unbelievable.

00:43:53.000 The spell in Harry Potter that causes an object enemy, blah, blah.

00:43:56.000 But like the fat lady, I am big and loud and demanding and I absolutely refuse to vanish.

00:44:00.000 So I did what any new Hogwarts student would do after being warned that she might be excluded.

00:44:04.000 I bounded into the line with my friends and we were soon dazzled by the intricate details of the Hogwarts School of Wizardry.

00:44:12.000 What a pig. 1.00

00:44:15.000 Record scratch.

00:44:17.000 One of the 20-something, scroll it up a bit.

00:44:21.000 Walked over and asked us to step off because it's a safety issue.

00:44:24.000 Yeah.

00:44:26.000 You've got a piece hanging out here, dude.

00:44:28.000 Stop getting fancy with stuff.

00:44:30.000 Like, no one appreciates this non-box you made.

00:44:33.000 Why are you doing that?

00:44:37.000 Why did you make this dumb box?

00:44:38.000 Because you were off to the side.

00:44:39.000 What do you mean?

00:44:40.000 Well, why is it at an angle?

00:44:42.000 It's not.

00:44:43.000 Oh, that's how it's always been.

00:44:47.000 No, this isn't a square.

00:44:49.000 Look at this line.

00:44:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:53.000 It's always been a tilted box.

00:44:58.000 We rushed it through a door that looked like a backstage area.

00:45:01.000 The AC went on, by the way.

00:45:02.000 20-something employee rattled off a spiel about safety, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:05.000 Why are we reading that?

00:45:06.000 What a pile of shit.

00:45:08.000 What a loser.

00:45:13.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:45:15.000 Wait, yet another journal?

00:45:18.000 Yeah, look at 1.4.

00:45:20.000 So remember last week there was that woman who live on air said, I'm going to be working with Project Veritas.

00:45:26.000 And this might be because that dude Morgan, the whistleblower from Facebook, he raised half a million dollars.

00:45:33.000 He texted me and said, What am I going to do now that I'm rich?

00:45:35.000 I'm like, You're not rich, dude.

00:45:36.000 You might never work again.

00:45:37.000 Put it in the savings account.

00:45:41.000 And then there was the woman who said, I was told I can't talk about Bitcoin because blacks don't like it.

00:45:46.000 And I don't know how much money she's going to raise or if she'll ever work again, who knows? 0.98

00:45:50.000 But now this chick comes on. 1.00

00:45:52.000 This was like yesterday or today.

00:45:55.000 Thanks for watching first forecast.

00:45:57.000 I'm meteorologist April Moss and happy Father's Day.

00:46:00.000 Today we saw temperatures above level again, topping out at 85 degrees at Metro Airport.

00:46:05.000 Plenty of sunshine today, but all good things must come to an end.

00:46:09.000 And that starts as early as tomorrow morning with showers moving in around 8 a.m.

00:46:14.000 And speaking of a brand new week, I will be sitting down this week with Project Veritas to discuss the discrimination that CBS is enforcing upon its employees.

00:46:24.000 Tune in to Project Veritas for my full story.

00:46:27.000 Now, later Monday, we will see those showers continuing through late morning.

00:46:31.000 This is exciting, isn't it?

00:46:32.000 This is awesome.

00:46:34.000 Can you hear the AC?

00:46:35.000 Should you go turn it off?

00:46:38.000 I could hear a low rumble if I listen close.

00:46:41.000 Low rumble.

00:46:42.000 Low, sweet, air condition.

00:46:46.000 Speaking of whistleblowing, I don't know if this is really a good segue, but 1-5, this Trump impersonator is way better than Ryan, and this has been making the rounds.

00:46:57.000 You're going to make a left, okay?

00:46:59.000 We're talking about a left or to Sortell Boulevard.

00:47:03.000 Here, well, this is plane.

00:47:04.000 Go fix the AC.

00:47:05.000 It's a beautiful street.

00:47:06.000 I know a lot about it.

00:47:08.000 Nobody knows Sortel like I know Sortel.

00:47:10.000 You're going to make a left.

00:47:11.000 And then hit override.

00:47:12.000 Next, done.

00:47:13.000 If you reach Bernie Sanders, you've gone too far left, okay?

00:47:16.000 If you reach Bernie, you've gone too far.

00:47:18.000 In three big, beautiful quarters of a mile, we're going to make a U-turn, okay?

00:47:22.000 We're going to make a U-turn, turn around, or as Jen Saki likes to say, we're going to circle back.

00:47:27.000 Okay?

00:47:28.000 We're going to make the U-turn, the greatest U-turn the world has ever seen at Corpus Christi Drive.

00:47:33.000 And we're going to turn it around faster than the world has ever seen.

00:47:37.000 We're rerouting, or as I like to call it, lost, okay?

00:47:40.000 We've got no clue where we are.

00:47:42.000 We're more lost than a liberal after reading the Constitution.

00:47:48.000 We're more lost than Sleepy Joe after leaving his basement.

00:47:52.000 But we're going to get there soon, believe me.

00:47:55.000 Oh, sorry.

00:47:56.000 In a quarter mile, you're going to make a list, okay?

00:48:00.000 That's someone who posted it.

00:48:01.000 Well, his name's O, the Deplorable Guy.

00:48:03.000 Yeah.

00:48:04.000 Now, that's not his name, though.

00:48:05.000 He's Jay something.

00:48:07.000 He's got like an Iranian name.

00:48:09.000 He didn't seem to rag on Trump at all.

00:48:11.000 No, but he doesn't like him.

00:48:14.000 Wait, is this him?

00:48:15.000 Did you notice that the first boulevard was called Shortel or maybe Sortel?

00:48:20.000 Ah, like David Shortel.

00:48:21.000 Like David Shortel.

00:48:23.000 Wait, is this the guy?

00:48:24.000 The errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.

00:48:27.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:48:28.000 Loud majority.

00:48:28.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:48:29.000 So he's a Trump man.

00:48:31.000 Oh, he is.

00:48:33.000 Yeah.

00:48:33.000 Loud majority, baby.

00:48:36.000 Constitutional conservative.

00:48:38.000 High energy.

00:48:39.000 Wow.

00:48:40.000 Good stuff.

00:48:41.000 We got the funny guys.

00:48:42.000 That's what they call them.

00:48:43.000 The funny guys.

00:48:44.000 What's this one?

00:48:52.000 I do not like them, Lindsey Graham.

00:48:56.000 I will not eat them in South Carolina.

00:48:58.000 That's not as funny.

00:49:01.000 But yeah, David Shortel, that, like, I love little one-liners, little tiny errant threads that unravel the whole sweater.

00:49:08.000 And you could just plant it as a truth bomb.

00:49:10.000 Like, with Proud Boys, when people say the race of blah, blah, blah.

00:49:12.000 Just go.

00:49:13.000 All you have to say is, like, explain to me the black Proud Boys and the gay Proud Boys.

00:49:17.000 And that's the end of the discussion.

00:49:19.000 Or explain to me why everyone knew that David Shortel, or David Shortel knew that the SWAT was coming to arrest Roger Stone.

00:49:29.000 How did he know that?

00:49:31.000 And then they have to concede, they can't do what CNN did, which is say, he's just really good at stakeouts.

00:49:36.000 He's got a great hunch.

00:49:37.000 No, it was 15 minutes before they arrived.

00:49:40.000 So once you concede that, you have to concede that law enforcement is in bed with the media to make a show.

00:49:48.000 And once you concede that, well, now everything's a show.

00:49:52.000 Like, did you need scuba guys at Roger Stone's house?

00:49:56.000 No, you clearly did not.

00:49:57.000 But you have to make him look like a villain so you can push this bullshit like the DA is saying, whatever his name is, Magger.

00:50:04.000 I forget his name.

00:50:05.000 Where he's saying the number one threat to America's white supremacy.

00:50:08.000 So you have to have these silly games, these ridiculous fucking theatrics in order to justify your bullshit.

00:50:17.000 You know, you can change this up a bit.

00:50:18.000 You don't always have.

00:50:19.000 This could be like Animal House.

00:50:21.000 This could be Fox News.

00:50:24.000 You should have a series of videos you cut to.

00:50:25.000 I don't think we should have to look at this the whole time.

00:50:28.000 This is my new pet peeve with sports shows.

00:50:30.000 Like that guy who was gambling and he's got his own show now, Robert and Cantor or something.

00:50:35.000 I'm not very good with the names at this age.

00:50:38.000 But it's like two guys in t-shirts on a mic and nothing else, no other video.

00:50:43.000 You're not using the medium correctly.

00:50:45.000 That's radio.

00:50:46.000 That's audio.

00:50:47.000 Use the medium.

00:50:52.000 Let's briefly jump to My Pet Biden, shall we?

00:50:56.000 Okay.

00:50:58.000 Alrighty.

00:51:00.000 Should have known that was coming.

00:51:01.000 Of course.

00:51:03.000 So dig that up.

00:51:05.000 Maybe play that on the camera too.

00:51:08.000 And it's got, of course, that's My Pet Biden.

00:51:13.000 That's what it is, and that should be coming up.

00:51:15.000 It's the song.

00:51:16.000 Presently.

00:51:17.000 Yeah.

00:51:17.000 A song and a video.

00:51:18.000 It uses the medium correctly.

00:51:21.000 Right.

00:51:21.000 As opposed to just someone sitting here talking, which you could hear on the radio.

00:51:26.000 Okay.

00:51:26.000 And, you know, it's funny because here it is.

00:51:28.000 And, you know, frankly, before we get into that, the weird thing to me about My Pet Biden.

00:51:36.000 Yes.

00:51:36.000 Particularly.

00:51:37.000 It's a lot like the 80s cartoon My Pet Monster I've noticed.

00:51:41.000 A little bit.

00:51:41.000 You know what?

00:51:42.000 I feel like it's either an homage or a ripoff.

00:51:45.000 That's actually what I was going to say.

00:51:47.000 So since you took that away, we'll just take it away.

00:51:50.000 Biden.

00:51:55.000 Biden.

00:51:57.000 President.

00:51:58.000 He's taking food.

00:51:59.000 Sleepy.

00:52:00.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:52:02.000 My cat.

00:52:03.000 Biden.

00:52:04.000 Wait, what?

00:52:04.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:52:09.000 Beautiful.

00:52:12.000 I thought this was an interesting dichotomy.

00:52:14.000 When Putin, this is 1-7, when Putin went to meet Donald Trump, he was nervous.

00:52:21.000 He knew he was up against a worthy adversary, so he brought cue cards.

00:52:27.000 When Joe Biden went up to meet Putin, he was nervous.

00:52:32.000 He realized he was up against a worthy adversary, so he brought cue cards.

00:52:37.000 Just like I was saying with that errant thread with Chortel, cue cards tell you everything you need to know about where America was and where America's headed.

00:52:46.000 Look at them.

00:52:47.000 He's clutching them when he's talking to Trump.

00:52:50.000 He's short.

00:52:51.000 He's nervous.

00:52:54.000 His tie is gay. 0.61

00:52:57.000 And then we all know the flashcards that Biden...

00:53:02.000 Biden didn't just bring flashcards to talk to Putin.

00:53:05.000 He brings them everywhere he goes.

00:53:07.000 Look at his weird writing.

00:53:08.000 That's how Mercedes Carrera writes me from prison.

00:53:12.000 Maybe she's floral. 0.94

00:53:15.000 It's not a good way to write.

00:53:19.000 And then I don't have to find you, Biden, with the cue cards, right?

00:53:22.000 Because he had cue cards for Putin, but he also has cue cards when he talks to the press.

00:53:26.000 And then there was that time last week where he goes, Naz per ush, I got a list they give me of what journalists I'm going to call out to. 0.85

00:53:35.000 Yeah, dude, you're not supposed to say that.

00:53:40.000 Yeah, look at this 1-8.

00:53:43.000 This is Vox in a nutshell.

00:53:45.000 Vox is not a place that gives the news, nor is Daily Beast or Huffington Post or Washington Post.

00:53:52.000 They are all PR firms that work for the left.

00:53:55.000 Click on those pics, obviously.

00:53:58.000 So Trump throws a fit when Caitlin Collins of CNN tries to ask him a question and abruptly ends the press conference.

00:54:05.000 And I'd love to see what led up to that, of them constantly berating him, insulting him, demanding answers, treating him like shit.

00:54:14.000 Then the same woman asks a similar question, but without the long lead-in of endless abuse, and Biden has a meltdown.

00:54:24.000 Vox's response, it would have served Biden better not to lose his temper with Caitlin Collins, then puts a period there for some reason.

00:54:32.000 But the problem with her question is she put words in Biden's mouth that he didn't say.

00:54:37.000 Biden never expressed confidence that Putin would change his behavior.

00:54:41.000 I've got to get that across.

00:54:43.000 This is like CNN saying, asking Jen Saki, what do we do wrong as the media?

00:54:49.000 How can we be a better PR firm?

00:54:51.000 Boy, Brian Stettler, the Turgid Tattletale, has been, I don't have this in the notes, but he has been abused this week.

00:54:59.000 If you like him, you must, even as one of his enemies, I fucking hate the guy, but even I am going.

00:55:06.000 Like he was on C-SPAN, and it was just an endless list of callers.

00:55:10.000 He's sitting there in his fucking underwear and his red socks.

00:55:13.000 Remember, he's fucked his wife once and made a baby, so her pussy is as tight as a dime. 1.00

00:55:20.000 And it's just endless callers calling in, berating him about what a piece of shit he is and how much CNN sucks.

00:55:26.000 His ratings are down 73%.

00:55:29.000 What are you pulling up here?

00:55:33.000 What are you pulling up, dude?

00:55:35.000 News junkie.

00:55:36.000 He made the statement just a few minutes ago that he is all the stories are always evolving.

00:55:42.000 Yeah, his stories absolutely evolve.

00:55:45.000 Brian Stelter.

00:55:47.000 Thank you for the feedback.

00:55:48.000 I appreciate it.

00:55:49.000 Savannah, Georgia.

00:55:50.000 Rick, good morning.

00:55:51.000 You're next.

00:55:53.000 Yes, I was just wondering if you still feel like Michael Avenatti is the greatest thing in the world and should run for president of the United States.

00:56:03.000 And my suggestion is whatever CNN says, do the opposite and you'll be fine.

00:56:10.000 Aurora, Indiana, this is Robert.

00:56:13.000 Good morning.

00:56:13.000 You're from Brian Stelter.

00:56:27.000 Why?

00:56:28.000 Why did I do this?

00:56:29.000 It's not a good lives.

00:56:31.000 Well, there it is.

00:56:32.000 When you don't screen this.

00:56:33.000 That's what the New Yorker covers on his wall.

00:56:37.000 Whoa, that's a Zoom.

00:56:38.000 The New Yorker covers are supposed to mean what now?

00:56:41.000 That you're sensitive?

00:56:42.000 You're a sweetheart?

00:56:45.000 Do we have an LGBT bumper? 0.96

00:56:47.000 We have a gay bumper, right? 1.00

00:56:49.000 Yeah, like the that's gay bumper. 1.00

00:56:52.000 Let's see.

00:56:52.000 That's gay bumper.

00:56:54.000 Okay.

00:56:55.000 Something pretty gay. 0.99

00:56:56.000 That's okay.

00:56:58.000 I want this thing to be like InfoWars, like have a globe.

00:57:02.000 What's that G-O-M-L globe loop? 1.00

00:57:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:08.000 Okay.

00:57:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:10.000 I could load that shit into my shit.

00:57:12.000 Okay, we'll do that later.

00:57:13.000 But yeah, show is a gay bumper and let's talk about the gays. 0.93

00:57:17.000 I'm seeing a lot of gay privilege.

00:57:21.000 Like every city hall in New York, all over Westchester, South Bronx, they have two polls.

00:57:29.000 It's the American flag.

00:57:30.000 It's Juneteenth, which I actually am pretty cool with Juneteenth.

00:57:35.000 It's the wrong day.

00:57:36.000 The last slave was, I think, emancipated like November 12th.

00:57:39.000 So you're way off.

00:57:41.000 But at least it's a real thing.

00:57:43.000 Celebrating the end of slavery.

00:57:46.000 Got it.

00:57:46.000 Slavery was bad.

00:57:48.000 Yes.

00:57:49.000 We can get into how many white slaves there were.

00:57:52.000 We can get into that we ended slavery.

00:57:54.000 I wouldn't hate a thank you for losing 620,000 men, ending slavery in America, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

00:58:01.000 But at least it's a bona fide thing.

00:58:03.000 Slavery was undeniably bad.

00:58:05.000 It ended.

00:58:06.000 Let's celebrate that.

00:58:07.000 Good.

00:58:08.000 I'm in.

00:58:09.000 It's like President's Day.

00:58:10.000 It's a thing.

00:58:12.000 It's not Breonna Taylor who's living with a drug dealer and he got her shot up.

00:58:17.000 It's not George Floyd who OD'd and was resisting arrest.

00:58:20.000 It's not Black Lives Matter, which is a Marxist group that wants to dismantle the patriarchy and destroy the nuclear family and end capitalism.

00:58:28.000 None of that bullshit.

00:58:29.000 It's not critical race theory.

00:58:30.000 It's not made up.

00:58:32.000 It's a real thing.

00:58:33.000 It's not the Tulsa, Oklahoma race riot that's called a massacre now, which is apparently supposed to lead to reparations.

00:58:40.000 I'll take reality anytime.

00:58:42.000 So I don't really mind the Juneteenth flag.

00:58:44.000 If it's there for a little while.

00:58:46.000 And then the rainbow flag everywhere.

00:58:49.000 And if you dare fuck with any of these flags, you're dead.

00:58:53.000 What are you ugly?

00:58:54.000 I felt ugly.

00:58:55.000 I felt gay.

00:58:56.000 And then we fell in love.

00:58:58.000 I never get to the poop poop.

00:58:59.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:59:02.000 I don't like the shit.

00:59:03.000 You don't want to see a closed up picture of my animals.

00:59:05.000 You ain't gay me. 0.97

00:59:07.000 You ugly.

00:59:08.000 Homophobal.

00:59:09.000 That was just for gay privilege. 0.92

00:59:11.000 So some guy sees the rainbow thing.

00:59:14.000 You can't prove that this was done on purpose, by the way.

00:59:17.000 But he screeches his tires over the thing.

00:59:21.000 Felony charges.

00:59:24.000 How is this a fucking felony?

00:59:26.000 Screeching your tires.

00:59:28.000 Because it's a hate crime.

00:59:30.000 And now they're not happy with this.

00:59:31.000 They want it to deface a memorial.

00:59:33.000 Do you think that they would be happy with capital punishment if he was to die in the electric chair?

00:59:41.000 I think they'd be okay with that.

00:59:45.000 I don't want my enemies to die.

00:59:48.000 I don't want the head of the LGBT to suffer in the electric chair. 1.00

00:59:53.000 Let's hear it.

00:59:53.000 Is that got audio?

01:00:04.000 In two years, we'll be arrested for laughing at you.

01:00:07.000 Yeah.

01:00:08.000 I want him to die, just for the record.

01:00:11.000 I wasn't laughing, actually.

01:00:12.000 I'll happily kill him for you.

01:00:14.000 I was laughing.

01:00:14.000 To spare my family.

01:00:16.000 I was laughing at because I was picturing him dying.

01:00:19.000 I have the Joker thing where I laugh and weird.

01:00:21.000 Yeah, I'm a psycho-evil guy.

01:00:23.000 This is a dumb question.

01:00:24.000 It's going to make me seem very non-rednecked, but how do you do that?

01:00:29.000 I don't know.

01:00:31.000 I think I'm retarded, but I'm guessing that a combination of the brake and gas. 0.99

01:00:36.000 Or maybe you put on the handbrake and then slam it down so the wheels are spinning, but it has nowhere to go.

01:00:42.000 I want to learn how to do that.

01:00:45.000 We could learn.

01:00:46.000 So I can deface anti-gay memorials.

01:00:50.000 Don't kill me.

01:00:51.000 Kill me last.

01:00:53.000 That just, remember this was the, reminds me of the guy who got 15 years for burning the flag.

01:00:58.000 15 years in prison.

01:01:00.000 What's that now?

01:01:05.000 And we're not talking about how to spin the tires and take off.

01:01:09.000 Anybody can do that.

01:01:10.000 It's when you're trying to sit here spinning the tires or to move very slowly while your feet might work better, you know, this way or this way.

01:01:21.000 Or for me, I've got kind of fat feet, so I roll my ankle.

01:01:24.000 It doesn't really matter.

01:01:25.000 Whatever is comfortable for you.

01:01:28.000 But find a slippery fit.

01:01:32.000 He's got some weird fat feet boots.

01:01:35.000 Yeah, that's what fat feet people wear. 1.00

01:01:38.000 I bet women are really turned off by that. 1.00

01:01:40.000 Fat feet.

01:01:41.000 So that's the clutch.

01:01:44.000 I'm going to start mixing the throttle till I get up to 3,000 or 4,000 RPM, and I'm going to dump the clutch.

01:01:51.000 And what you'll see is I'm going to hold the brake pedal and the throttle with my right foot.

01:02:01.000 And so that's how you can sit down.

01:02:03.000 So you can only do it on a manual transmission, I guess, and you hold the brake down and then hit the gas with the other part of your foot.

01:02:11.000 Yeah.

01:02:12.000 It has to be manual, though, right?

01:02:15.000 We assume so.

01:02:19.000 Yeah, 50.

01:02:20.000 Yeah, go to 2-0.

01:02:21.000 We've already talked about this, but it just amazes me.

01:02:25.000 And the thing I don't get, too, about Enrique is he admitted to taking down the Black Lives Matter flag and burning it.

01:02:34.000 Which I think Prowboys did again this weekend in Portland.

01:02:36.000 Jesus, guys.

01:02:38.000 I get your point.

01:02:38.000 I hate Black Lives Matter too, but that's really, really bad optics.

01:02:42.000 It's suspiciously bad.

01:02:43.000 It makes you think feds are involved.

01:02:45.000 15 years in Iowa Jail for Burning Pride flag.

01:02:48.000 I think his problem was that he was really adamant about how he did it on purpose.

01:02:55.000 I fucking hate bags.

01:03:02.000 Alright, have you got the Antifa bumper?

01:03:06.000 I'm sending them all to myself as we speak, but not at the moment.

01:03:10.000 Okay.

01:03:11.000 So just imagine there's an Antifa bumper.

01:03:14.000 There was a big rally, I think, in Oregon City.

01:03:21.000 Whatever the fuck that is.

01:03:23.000 Pro-flag thing.

01:03:24.000 Andy No was there, a bunch of speakers.

01:03:26.000 Why do you care if you're left-wing? 0.81

01:03:29.000 Like, if there was a pedophile convention, I would care because I'd think, let's go beat them up.

01:03:35.000 They're all in one spot.

01:03:36.000 But if there was a We Hate America private rally at a hotel with a bunch of talks, can you imagine giving a shit?

01:03:43.000 Can you imagine getting in your car and being like, I don't want these people talking about how much they hate America?

01:03:50.000 I mean, if they're terrorists, maybe you might find some bad guys there.

01:03:53.000 But I don't care.

01:03:56.000 Yet Antifa was outraged that these people were, look at this, fuck Proud Boys, fuck Nazis, fuck your flag.

01:04:03.000 Which is actually good optics for Proud Boys because it implies that if you hate them, you hate America.

01:04:09.000 Rise against hate.

01:04:11.000 Anti-fascists are mobilizing against the Proud Boys and other far-right neo-fascist groups this Friday in Oregon City outside of Portland.

01:04:19.000 Violent white nationalists have moved their weekly flag wave to Clackamette Park.

01:04:26.000 It's just pathetic.

01:04:28.000 Alerta, Alerta.

01:04:33.000 Antifascista the 18th.

01:04:36.000 So a bunch of fights went down.

01:04:38.000 I wonder who won.

01:04:40.000 I don't actually have footage of the fights, but you get the idea.

01:04:44.000 All right.

01:04:47.000 Enough talk of politics and that kind of shit.

01:04:49.000 Let's have some fun.

01:04:50.000 We're getting too serious.

01:04:53.000 I want to talk about this video, this new Dharman dude.

01:05:00.000 So let's do now the beauty of the new studio is we can do green screens live.

01:05:04.000 I could just walk over there right now.

01:05:25.000 Remember Dar Man?

01:05:26.000 He does those terrible videos where there's like an orphan at an orphanage and he's crippled and he's going to the fridge and the owner of the orphanage for some reason is like, oh, don't mind him. 0.83

01:05:39.000 He's an annoying gimp. 1.00

01:05:40.000 You don't want anyone like that.

01:05:41.000 And then the black woman, because the kid's white, goes, actually, we do.

01:05:46.000 And then she gets up and she has a cane too.

01:05:48.000 And then Darman gets off with his weird little faux hawk and says, don't be mean to crippled people.

01:05:54.000 You never know.

01:05:55.000 You might be talking to another crippled person. 0.97

01:05:57.000 It's super low IQ garbage that gets millions of views.

01:06:00.000 And we've been battering it on this show for many years.

01:06:03.000 But there's a new kid in town, Louis Markado, who is so much stupider than Dar Man, which we didn't think was possible, that he's making high quality comedy.

01:06:15.000 Like you just go, he's a troll.

01:06:16.000 He's not a troll.

01:06:18.000 I've researched it.

01:06:18.000 He's a Guido goofball.

01:06:20.000 He used to do to catch a cheater.

01:06:24.000 And now he saw Darman as doing well, who's doing the exact same thing.

01:06:29.000 So this particular video is about the Asian hate crimes.

01:06:32.000 And we know what's going on with Asian hate crimes.

01:06:34.000 Crime is up.

01:06:35.000 Blacks tend to be disproportionately represented in crime. 1.00

01:06:38.000 That means victims are up.

01:06:39.000 Chinese people tend to make good victims. 1.00

01:06:41.000 They go down like a bag of rocks.

01:06:43.000 They don't call the cops.

01:06:44.000 They didn't have money on them.

01:06:46.000 So this is a very typical Asian hate crime, right? 1.00

01:06:51.000 It's just a fatherless thug piece of shit attempting to murder.

01:06:57.000 Ooh, she's pretty. 1.00

01:06:58.000 Attempting to murder some old guy.

01:07:01.000 And they're brutal.

01:07:02.000 I don't know why they're not treated like attempted murder.

01:07:05.000 They're brutal attacks.

01:07:08.000 There should be another one right after that, right?

01:07:10.000 There's the one where he nails that old Asian. 1.00

01:07:13.000 Yeah, that one.

01:07:15.000 Look at this.

01:07:15.000 Whammo.

01:07:17.000 No thought to it.

01:07:18.000 Like, this is what annoys me about the media is they want there to be some sort of a thought process behind it.

01:07:23.000 It's based on the pandemic.

01:07:25.000 It's based on Trump saying it's from China.

01:07:28.000 It's based on people mad that they're not wearing masks.

01:07:32.000 That guy was wearing a mask, by the way.

01:07:34.000 So there's no logic to it.

01:07:35.000 Stop it with the analysis.

01:07:37.000 But it's fun to see them try.

01:07:40.000 And this new guy has just put out a video.

01:07:42.000 Not just, actually, it's fairly old news by now.

01:07:45.000 But he wants, this is, he sort of represents what America wants to be going on and Canada too.

01:07:53.000 And Australia and Britain.

01:07:55.000 They want it to be a white supremacist, maybe some other black asshole, but if it's a black guy, he's with a white guy who's sort of leading the charge. 0.71

01:08:05.000 And they are doing it because of the pandemic.

01:08:08.000 And they shouldn't because not all Asians are responsible for the pandemic.

01:08:12.000 That's fucking mental, okay?

01:08:14.000 Nobody sees an Asian on the street and goes, thanks a lot, dick. 1.00

01:08:18.000 If anything, when you see a Chinese person on the street, you go, hey man, congratulations on getting out of that shithole. 1.00

01:08:24.000 Boy, it fucking sucks there.

01:08:26.000 Anyway, check out not just Louis Markado's take, but what most people's take is, and mostly women, I would argue, the sort of sanitized version of what's really going on. 0.93

01:08:42.000 He always starts with the climax.

01:08:47.000 Now you should enjoy your own cake.

01:08:50.000 That's what you get from being 80.

01:08:54.000 Don't do that.

01:08:55.000 And then he rewinds it.

01:08:58.000 You'll notice, by the way, when he hit him with the cake, stop, he lowered him down because the actor was worried about the other actor.

01:09:03.000 These are all cheap ass extras that probably get $100 a day.

01:09:06.000 $100, $200, $300, $400.

01:09:09.000 He probably spent like $1,500 making this.

01:09:12.000 So these Filipinos are getting, or he's about to propose, and a bunch of racists show up and get in the way.

01:09:20.000 Now here's what's crazy.

01:09:22.000 This is so sanitized, and these people have such a great attitude that the inadvertent message of this video is that Asians like being attacked and you should probably attack them more.

01:09:34.000 That's how affable they are.

01:09:40.000 I can't hear it.

01:09:40.000 Can you turn it on?

01:09:41.000 This cake is adorable.

01:09:43.000 Where did you get it?

01:09:44.000 What are you talking about?

01:09:45.000 I made this.

01:09:46.000 I want it to come from a special place.

01:09:49.000 She's pretty good.

01:09:51.000 She has nice tits, too. 1.00

01:09:54.000 Can you believe it's been six years already?

01:09:56.000 It's crazy how fast time flies by.

01:09:58.000 I know.

01:09:59.000 I'm so glad that we're finally done with medical school.

01:10:03.000 So many sleepless nights.

01:10:04.000 I can't wait to sleep in for once.

01:10:07.000 Well, not tonight.

01:10:09.000 Hold on a second.

01:10:10.000 You don't sleep in at night.

01:10:13.000 So she can still, if he fucks her all night, she can still sleep in the next morning. 1.00

01:10:17.000 That'll be fine.

01:10:18.000 And don't fuck her all night, dude. 1.00

01:10:20.000 You're going bald.

01:10:22.000 Night, ball.

01:10:23.000 And celebrate the best way I know how.

01:10:25.000 I guess I could squeeze out one extra night for you.

01:10:28.000 That sounds like poo.

01:10:29.000 That's gross.

01:10:29.000 Isn't it crazy that we're in our 30s now?

01:10:32.000 When did that happen?

01:10:33.000 It's like we're adults now.

01:10:35.000 Speak for yourself.

01:10:36.000 I also got a body of a 20-year-old.

01:10:38.000 Hold on.

01:10:39.000 So someone who's 31 is proud that they have the body of a 28-year-old.

01:10:43.000 I can't tell if that's a joke or not.

01:10:45.000 Now, a lot of this will seem like a parody of Dharman.

01:10:50.000 I understand you feeling that way.

01:10:51.000 That's a normal emotion to have.

01:10:53.000 It's real.

01:10:54.000 But this is the beauty of Clown World.

01:10:56.000 Things are so fucking ridiculous that it doesn't matter if it's a joke anymore because it makes you laugh.

01:11:01.000 So this is free comedy from Reality Land.

01:11:05.000 Look at Josh Denny's retarded stepbrother there. 1.00

01:11:08.000 Look at these guys over here sitting like they own the place.

01:11:11.000 Yo, they're not even wearing masks.

01:11:13.000 What's wrong with these people, man?

01:11:15.000 These are the guys that bring those diseases and stuff, man.

01:11:17.000 So, babe, I've been.

01:11:19.000 Get it?

01:11:19.000 So when you see blacks shoving a 70-year-old Asian man in a mask, he's mad at him because he brings diseases.

01:11:26.000 No.

01:11:28.000 No.

01:11:30.000 We've been through some of the worst times and some of the best times.

01:11:34.000 We've been down on each other's necks.

01:11:36.000 What?

01:11:39.000 Do you mean at each other's throats?

01:11:41.000 I assume this is written by Louis Mercado.

01:11:45.000 He has no accent. 0.99

01:11:46.000 He's an English speaker.

01:11:47.000 It sounds like it's his first language, actually.

01:11:50.000 Mercado implies he speaks Spanish too.

01:11:53.000 But down on each other's necks?

01:11:56.000 Down on your luck?

01:11:57.000 At each other's throats.

01:11:59.000 The only person that was down on anyone's neck is facing 20 years in prison for it and turned the fentanyl victim into a saint.

01:12:10.000 We loved each other more than I could ever have thought possible.

01:12:14.000 Now that we're both doctors, I promise you there's going to be better days ahead of us.

01:12:19.000 There's going to be better days.

01:12:21.000 Sounds like an Indian. 0.99

01:12:23.000 You know, when my dad passed away early this year, things just weren't the same.

01:12:28.000 A big part of me died with him.

01:12:31.000 I'll never forget what my dad told me when he was lying on his deathbed.

01:12:34.000 Fuck off.

01:12:35.000 He said, Keith, the key to happiness is to find someone you love and hold on to them.

01:12:41.000 Very articulate for a dying man.

01:12:43.000 Usually they just say, wait, which one are you?

01:12:47.000 Are you the cop?

01:12:48.000 No, dad, I'm a lawyer.

01:12:50.000 Donnie's a cop.

01:12:51.000 Oh, I hate lawyers. 0.94

01:12:55.000 Will you make me the happiest man on earth, Dan?

01:13:00.000 See, that is pretty good acting.

01:13:03.000 This actor knew a football was going to hit him in the head, which I assume is very painful.

01:13:07.000 Look at that.

01:13:08.000 He's not even cringing.

01:13:11.000 This is why it's good to have people on the spectrum in your videos because they have no emotions and they can turn off all buttons like robots.

01:13:24.000 Why?

01:13:24.000 I'm a racist.

01:13:31.000 Watch racing or football.

01:13:33.000 Those are the two most successful Asians in the world.

01:13:36.000 Lucy Lou is, I think she's 53.

01:13:39.000 She looks like she's 30. 0.93

01:13:40.000 She looks fantastic.

01:13:42.000 Very successful movie star.

01:13:44.000 Very pretty.

01:13:45.000 And then you have Jackie Chan, who I think might be gay, but they don't know that.

01:13:49.000 The most successful action movie star in history.

01:13:53.000 As far as his career goes, I mean, it's been, what, three decades of nonstop hits?

01:13:59.000 So that's not an insult.

01:14:01.000 Later on, they switched to food insults, which I think are much more effective.

01:14:05.000 I don't know why, but I think I know why.

01:14:09.000 You don't call people successful people as an insult.

01:14:13.000 It's not a good look.

01:14:14.000 Hit my boyfriend on the head.

01:14:16.000 Oh, did we?

01:14:17.000 My bad.

01:14:18.000 It was an accident.

01:14:19.000 Ain't that right, Cletus?

01:14:21.000 An accident.

01:14:21.000 No, sir.

01:14:22.000 Cletus.

01:14:24.000 To be clear here, the racist's name, and judging by their accents, we're up in the northeast.

01:14:31.000 His name is fucking Cletus.

01:14:33.000 Hi, I'm Cletus Racist KKK.

01:14:36.000 I'm a racist.

01:14:37.000 Like, this guy Lewis does not know what 8x7 is.

01:14:40.000 He's a fucking retard. 1.00

01:14:43.000 We assume he wrote this, right?

01:14:45.000 I hope so.

01:14:47.000 I was aiming for Mr. Panda Express himself.

01:14:50.000 Hey, man, do we have a problem?

01:14:51.000 Yeah, there's a problem.

01:14:53.000 My grandma died six months ago because you and your family brought all these diseases over to this country. 0.99

01:14:58.000 Me and my family?

01:15:00.000 What are you talking about?

01:15:02.000 Chinese people.

01:15:04.000 You guys eat rats and bats and monkeys.

01:15:07.000 First of all, they do eat rats and bats and monkeys.

01:15:09.000 And two things here.

01:15:10.000 One, no one is blaming the Chinese.

01:15:14.000 Look, Chinese, they spell Chinese wrong. 1.00

01:15:19.000 Chinese.

01:15:21.000 We're not Chinese. 0.85

01:15:28.000 I don't see.

01:15:29.000 Wait, you know what's funny?

01:15:30.000 I don't think they are Filipino.

01:15:32.000 I think he just said that because he wanted to make them look stupid.

01:15:34.000 By the way, you look really stupid when you can't spell Chinese. 0.90

01:15:38.000 Chinese.

01:15:40.000 But he's if he took like a Korean girl and a half Japanese guy and made them both Filipino to make those people look ignorant, aren't you the ignorant one?

01:15:52.000 If you're just moving the races around like they don't matter?

01:15:56.000 Heat wave.

01:15:59.000 Yes.

01:16:01.000 Yo, man, we're from Boston.

01:16:02.000 We're not from China.

01:16:04.000 And you guys are being extremely rude, interrupting us on our anniversary date.

01:16:10.000 You think we care about your anniversary?

01:16:12.000 That's a good point.

01:16:16.000 You're not even wearing masks.

01:16:20.000 We're sitting out here by ourselves.

01:16:22.000 We're more than 50 feet away from anybody else.

01:16:25.000 Yeah, why don't you just mind your own business?

01:16:27.000 Leave us alone.

01:16:28.000 Quiet, orange chicken.

01:16:30.000 We're talking to your boyfriend right now.

01:16:32.000 Hey, don't talk to my fiancé like that.

01:16:36.000 Orange chicken I like as an insult.

01:16:38.000 Yeah, that was getting there.

01:16:40.000 I mean, you want to, right?

01:16:43.000 So they're in a tense situation where someone just whipped a ball at their head.

01:16:48.000 If someone whips a ball at your head and they don't have a gun, you should fight them.

01:16:52.000 You might lose two-on-one, but you have to live with yourself.

01:16:56.000 So that's, at the very least, your heart is pounding.

01:16:58.000 You should be standing up.

01:17:00.000 They're sitting on their asses, confronted by two people who want to do them both harm.

01:17:05.000 And now they're distracted by his proposal and are chatting about possibly getting married.

01:17:11.000 You see, Asians don't mind being attacked.

01:17:14.000 That's the message of this video.

01:17:16.000 They're unflappable.

01:17:18.000 But are you serious?

01:17:19.000 Well, they're not going to say no, are you?

01:17:22.000 They're bad guys from a Nickelodeon show.

01:17:25.000 Maybe you should ask.

01:17:26.000 What's that Ed Ed and Eddie show?

01:17:28.000 That's one of them.

01:17:29.000 What?

01:17:30.000 That's one of them.

01:17:31.000 Is that what the show's called?

01:17:32.000 Yeah.

01:17:33.000 Yeah, they're like bad guys from Ed, Ed, and Eddie.

01:17:36.000 And the way he eats his cake, like, no one eats a cake like that.

01:17:43.000 All right, well, let's all celebrate then, huh?

01:17:45.000 You want some of this cake?

01:17:47.000 Ooh, free cake?

01:17:50.000 Oh, it's got strawberries.

01:17:51.000 Let me get some more of that.

01:17:53.000 All right, go there.

01:17:55.000 For people that make rice all day?

01:17:57.000 You guys don't have a big cake.

01:17:58.000 See, food jokes are the best jokes.

01:18:01.000 Where do you think you're going?

01:18:03.000 I'll handle this.

01:18:07.000 We're out of here, guys.

01:18:08.000 See, look.

01:18:09.000 I'm very sorry to hear about your dad.

01:18:12.000 This is the crux of your problem, Lewis.

01:18:14.000 You're trying to make this guy look magnanimous, but what you ended up doing was making him into a complete pussy. 1.00

01:18:20.000 And the message of this video becomes Asians are fine with abuse. 0.95

01:18:25.000 This is not a good message, dude.

01:18:27.000 When someone fucks with you, takes your cake, ruins your proposal, you're just supposed to say, we're out of here, guys.

01:18:35.000 I'm sorry about what happened to your grandma.

01:18:37.000 I lost my dad, too.

01:18:38.000 It sucks.

01:18:40.000 I'm the better man.

01:18:41.000 No, you're not.

01:18:42.000 You're not a man.

01:18:44.000 I'm very sorry to hear about your grandma.

01:18:46.000 Seriously, you lost my dad early this year.

01:18:49.000 I know how it feels to be hurting inside.

01:18:52.000 So please enjoy this cake from us to you.

01:18:56.000 Bye.

01:18:57.000 Where's she now? 0.99

01:19:01.000 And hit him with a cake and lower him down. 0.99

01:19:04.000 Lower him down. 0.99

01:19:05.000 Make sure it's there.

01:19:07.000 That's what you get for being Asian. 1.00

01:19:13.000 That's what you get for being Asian. 1.00

01:19:14.000 And they ran in different directions, which is...

01:19:16.000 Hold on a sec.

01:19:17.000 That's something we advise separately on the show.

01:19:19.000 If you are running from police, don't run in the same direction.

01:19:21.000 You give the police a place to go.

01:19:23.000 You want to split up and confuse them as much as possible.

01:19:26.000 Animals do it in Safari.

01:19:32.000 Oh my God.

01:19:33.000 Now, look at his kabuki theater.

01:19:35.000 Perfect cool thing.

01:19:36.000 And look at how he has no problem with being totally humiliated like that in front of his girl, who I assume doesn't want to marry him anymore.

01:19:45.000 God, those tits. 1.00

01:19:46.000 Those jerks are going to pay for what they did. 0.74

01:19:48.000 No, they're not.

01:19:48.000 Relax.

01:19:49.000 It's okay, really.

01:19:51.000 It's only a little cake.

01:19:53.000 See?

01:19:54.000 Asians like to be attacked. 1.00

01:19:55.000 Come on.

01:19:58.000 Man.

01:19:59.000 These guys are in line.

01:20:02.000 The cake does taste pretty good.

01:20:03.000 It looks cool.

01:20:04.000 He looks like a Cherokee warrior, an Apache.

01:20:08.000 How do you have such a good attitude?

01:20:10.000 Yeah, that's what we're asking watching this shitty video.

01:20:15.000 How do you have such a good attitude after this?

01:20:18.000 I want to hurt them so bad for what they did to my fiancé.

01:20:20.000 She's more of a man than him.

01:20:28.000 I'll always be your hero.

01:20:29.000 I think they ran away because they saw me coming back.

01:20:32.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:33.000 You scared them away?

01:20:34.000 You're my hero?

01:20:36.000 That's a great way to seduce a woman. 1.00

01:20:38.000 You're my hero.

01:20:39.000 I want to be just like you one day.

01:20:42.000 I want to be like Caitlin.

01:20:44.000 What was that you were saying before we were so rudely interrupted?

01:20:47.000 Are you trying to make it romantic?

01:20:49.000 You want me to propose a little cake on my face?

01:20:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:52.000 Wait, did he say a little cake on his face?

01:20:55.000 He could not have more cake on his face.

01:20:57.000 Want to propose?

01:20:59.000 Yeah.

01:21:00.000 Yeah, dude, that's a lot of cake.

01:21:02.000 I don't know if you could fit more cake on the face.

01:21:04.000 I mean, I might be able to squeeze some on your part of your right cheek, maybe?

01:21:08.000 But like, you were lowered to the ground and the man really smushed it on.

01:21:14.000 Cake on my face?

01:21:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:16.000 I kind of like you better like this.

01:21:17.000 It's like a two-for-one special.

01:21:20.000 Well, in that case, Eliana, will you make me the happiest man on earth and be my wife?

01:21:28.000 Yes.

01:21:34.000 This is disgusting.

01:21:36.000 What a horrible memory.

01:21:37.000 What a terrible way to start a marriage. 0.99

01:21:39.000 What a fucking loser.

01:21:40.000 Okay, so now we get to see Lewis and Mercado.

01:21:43.000 By the way, these guys got eight years in prison.

01:21:47.000 Now, you know how we talk on this show.

01:21:49.000 We think everything should be street justice.

01:21:51.000 So ideally, that guy knocks them both out and everything's over.

01:21:57.000 Even if he fights them a little bit and they beat him up, that's still pretty good because they've learned not to fuck with people.

01:22:04.000 If I was a judge and it ended up in court, I think I'd be pretty mad that this made it all the way to court.

01:22:08.000 But I'd probably go like, all right, we got to keep things moving here.

01:22:11.000 40 hours community service, eight years in prison for being a dick with a cake?

01:22:18.000 And by the way, the victim didn't even mind.

01:22:20.000 I believe he said twice, it's just a little cake.

01:22:24.000 And their proposal went off without a hitch.

01:22:26.000 So was there that much damage done to society?

01:22:29.000 Eight years for being an asshole.

01:22:30.000 This is like that guy who got 15 years for fucking burning a rainbow flag.

01:22:37.000 Okay, so they got eight years in prison.

01:22:38.000 Then what happened?

01:22:41.000 I love the piano.

01:22:45.000 We can read.

01:22:47.000 They got married and opened up their own doctor practice.

01:22:53.000 Not their own clinic.

01:22:55.000 What do you call it?

01:22:55.000 A practitioner's clinic?

01:22:57.000 I don't know.

01:22:57.000 But I know it's not called a doctor practice.

01:23:00.000 Look it up.

01:23:00.000 It brings in over $1 million a year.

01:23:04.000 They're doing really well.

01:23:09.000 They help people together.

01:23:10.000 Okay, bring on this.

01:23:12.000 It seems like there's been an outbreak in Asian hate crimes in our communities lately.

01:23:17.000 Nothing pains my heart more than watching an elderly Asian person being attacked for simply being Asian.

01:23:24.000 Nothing pains his heart more than seeing an old Asian attack for simply for being Asian.

01:23:30.000 Nothing.

01:23:47.000 It's not racism, dude.

01:23:48.000 It's blacks behaving badly. 1.00

01:23:50.000 Correct them.

01:23:51.000 Let them know that that kind of behavior, it's not even kind of okay to joke around about.

01:23:56.000 Please, everybody, share this video.

01:23:59.000 If I'm ever around someone and they make a racist joke, I'm going to send them to prison for eight years.

01:24:06.000 That was golden.

01:24:08.000 Wow.

01:24:21.000 I'm robot.

01:24:23.000 Yeah, that guy is so bad that we, for a moment here in the studio, we thought that we were dealing with the funniest person alive.

01:24:32.000 For example, he has a video where one of the actors says shit and he bleeps it, but you can still hear the word shit.

01:24:44.000 So you go, okay, this is a piss tick on Darman.

01:24:48.000 Look at 2.7.

01:24:50.000 look at his Instagram because I had my doubts too.

01:24:52.000 This level of comedy is too good.

01:24:55.000 But again, at the end of the day, who cares?

01:24:58.000 Like, click on his name so we see all his shit. 0.53

01:25:01.000 This tells you that he's not a troll.

01:25:05.000 Like, just look at him.

01:25:07.000 This is a bona fide douche.

01:25:08.000 That's another self-help guy in the top right you just clicked on.

01:25:13.000 Stop doing the same thing twice.

01:25:15.000 Dumbass.

01:25:17.000 But yeah, just keep scrolling.

01:25:19.000 You get a vibe of him.

01:25:20.000 This is not the funniest guy in the world.

01:25:23.000 Oh, and look at that.

01:25:24.000 Go up a bit, the three million.

01:25:28.000 What does that say?

01:25:30.000 To catch a cheater.

01:25:32.000 See, that's his thing.

01:25:34.000 That's what he did before this.

01:25:36.000 He snitched on dudes cheating.

01:25:39.000 And there it is with Chris Hansen to catch a predator.

01:25:43.000 Look at that.

01:25:44.000 I caught two of them.

01:25:48.000 Posing with hot women in Vegas.

01:25:50.000 What is cornier than that?

01:25:52.000 Sitting in a cool throne?

01:25:55.000 He's a douche.

01:25:58.000 And then, yeah, check out 2-6.

01:26:00.000 He did a to catch a cheater thing.

01:26:03.000 Which, I mean, it's wrong to cheat on your wife.

01:26:06.000 I understand that.

01:26:07.000 But to set up someone with some hot chicken lingerie, you're not really helping.

01:26:14.000 Nor is Ryan helping.

01:26:16.000 No.

01:26:17.000 You're doing very badly today.

01:26:20.000 Here we go.

01:26:20.000 Wife, desperate for a divorce, sets up her husband to cheat on her with a female underwear model outside his office in California.

01:26:26.000 But is he tempted to stray?

01:26:29.000 Oh, I think in this story he tells her to fuck off.

01:26:33.000 Get rid of that ad.

01:26:37.000 This is a beautiful webpage here.

01:26:39.000 Isn't it?

01:26:39.000 Yeah.

01:26:40.000 It's like Gateway Pundit all over again.

01:26:43.000 So you can't look at Daily Mail with an ad blocker?

01:26:46.000 It's not letting me do that.

01:26:47.000 No, you know what?

01:26:49.000 I have an idea, but do it now.

01:26:51.000 Take a second.

01:26:52.000 It's completely smooth and filtered back.

01:26:54.000 Yeah, I don't care about that.

01:26:56.000 Do you have any like good places to eat like for young people?

01:27:00.000 Not really my scene, though.

01:27:01.000 Are you sure?

01:27:04.000 What do young people eat? 1.00

01:27:05.000 There's fabulous places.

01:27:06.000 Well, we should maybe meet up this weekend.

01:27:08.000 They're going to be dishing me and I'm going to be all alone.

01:27:11.000 Like, do you want to exchange numbers or something?

01:27:13.000 To hang out?

01:27:15.000 Are you sure?

01:27:16.000 I mean, we could just like grab each other's Facebook, give me your number, and then we'll meet up this weekend and it'll be great.

01:27:22.000 I mean, you don't want to hang out with me?

01:27:24.000 Oh, you're married.

01:27:25.000 Oh, I got you.

01:27:27.000 Oh, we're going to push around the corner.

01:27:28.000 Oh, I mean, think about it.

01:27:30.000 Just you, me.

01:27:32.000 It would be.

01:27:34.000 If a woman hit on me like that, I would smell a rat pretty fucking fast. 1.00

01:27:38.000 Do you have glasses on?

01:27:40.000 Nice booty. 0.82

01:27:43.000 F ⁇ off, little girl. 1.00

01:27:44.000 All right.

01:27:45.000 I said no.

01:27:46.000 This seems totally fake.

01:27:47.000 Totally fake.

01:27:48.000 Fake on all fronts.

01:27:49.000 The whole thing is fake.

01:27:50.000 They might be pranking the wife.

01:27:51.000 Like, the wife might be... 1.00

01:27:52.000 That might be a real reaction from her.

01:27:55.000 Or pranking the show.

01:27:57.000 Maybe, like, they just, they say, they send him out and they say, go get this footage.

01:28:02.000 And then he brings it back and they know it's garbage and they know it's fake, but, or they don't care if it's fake.

01:28:06.000 They're just like, all right, this will play on the show.

01:28:08.000 I mean, all those things are so fucking fake.

01:28:12.000 But he's the real deal.

01:28:14.000 He sucks him.

01:28:14.000 He's the real deal.

01:28:15.000 Find me the shit thing.

01:28:16.000 That will make this whole day worth it.

01:28:17.000 Yeah, that would be good.

01:28:19.000 So we got Louis J. Gomez.

01:28:22.000 What is his name?

01:28:23.000 Louis Mercado.

01:28:24.000 You forgot his name already?

01:28:25.000 Louis Mercado.

01:28:27.000 You're a bad person.

01:28:28.000 Like, I used to think you're a fuck-up, but now I think you're just, like, bad.

01:28:32.000 I could be sabotaging.

01:28:35.000 Yeah.

01:28:36.000 Yeah.

01:28:36.000 If I found out that you worked for, I don't know, Antifa, I would say Touche.

01:28:42.000 You did it.

01:28:43.000 You did a great job.

01:28:45.000 You're really good at your job.

01:28:46.000 You're the Project Veritas of the left.

01:28:49.000 Okay, now that you've planted that seed, I can't get it out of my head.

01:28:55.000 Up to my ankles in human feces. 0.97

01:28:59.000 But I'm sure that's nothing you can't handle, right?

01:29:05.000 Speaking of human shit, how's that fat heifer of a... 0.86

01:29:10.000 Speaking of human shit, how's it going?

01:29:12.000 Way before he even says human.

01:29:14.000 This is where...

01:29:15.000 This is when we go, this guy's just the best guy in the world.

01:29:17.000 We need to become his friend.

01:29:19.000 But no.

01:29:24.000 Speaking of human shit, how's that fat heifer of a wine reviewer's door? 0.97

01:29:30.000 That is not okay.

01:29:32.000 Speaking of human shit, beep.

01:29:35.000 What's up, nerd?

01:29:36.000 No, leave me alone. 0.61

01:29:37.000 Oh, that was close.

01:29:38.000 I'm so sick of people calling black kids nerds.

01:29:40.000 What's the sticker on his shirt?

01:29:44.000 What is that?

01:29:45.000 Is that like from Walmart and they forgot to take the size large off?

01:29:49.000 They forgot to put the tag in the right place?

01:29:52.000 Nerd?

01:29:53.000 What are you doing?

01:29:54.000 Leave me alone.

01:29:57.000 What's up, loser?

01:29:59.000 Nice shirt.

01:30:00.000 Your mom get it for you?

01:30:01.000 Yeah, you like it?

01:30:02.000 Are you getting smart with me?

01:30:05.000 Slap. 0.80

01:30:06.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

01:30:07.000 I'm so sick of small, diminutive, effeminate white bullies picking on huge black kids.

01:30:12.000 This is us imagining if the races were reversed, and it doesn't work.

01:30:16.000 It does not work.

01:30:18.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

01:30:21.000 Stop pulling giant black kids. 1.00

01:30:23.000 It looks like they're 40.

01:30:26.000 Yo, dude, nice glasses.

01:30:29.000 Uh, thank you.

01:30:31.000 Yo, can I see him?

01:30:33.000 No, you're just gonna run off from coming in.

01:30:35.000 Nerd.

01:30:43.000 Nerd.

01:30:46.000 Who wrote this?

01:30:47.000 Them?

01:30:50.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:30:51.000 We're running out of time.

01:30:53.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a ten.

01:30:58.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:31:04.000 Let me touch it.

01:31:05.000 I didn't.

01:31:06.000 Oh, I sent you this separately.

01:31:08.000 It's not in the mailbag per se.

01:31:10.000 Hey, Gavin, thanks for bringing up the hot professor lecture on your show.

01:31:14.000 Look at another example of these stupid little interconnected webs all justifying themselves in media, aka a circle jerk.

01:31:21.000 I remember hearing Miriam Dictionary changing the definition of racism, and so I was just going through words and found this.

01:31:28.000 Look at the example sentences they use for the word essentialism, which, by the way, you learn these words in college that are not words.

01:31:38.000 That's not a word.

01:31:39.000 And Brian, for tomorrow's episode, I want a lot more than the bookshelf going on.

01:31:43.000 Okay.

01:31:44.000 Like, for example, if we're doing LGBT or Antifa, I want like an Antifa montage going on in the background.

01:31:52.000 Gotcha.

01:31:53.000 Okay.

01:31:54.000 Okay.

01:31:55.000 Makai.

01:32:00.000 So let's see the word essentialism.

01:32:02.000 Just like intersectionality, you're going into debt to learn words that no one in real life uses, and you're going to look like an asshole when you bring them up in public.

01:32:10.000 What out of this proposal would you say are examples of essentialism?

01:32:19.000 Blow it up?

01:32:24.000 The view that all children should be taught on traditional and ideas and methods regarding essential prevalent culture.

01:32:31.000 I want to see examples of it.

01:32:39.000 Oh, shoot.

01:32:41.000 Because in the thing he sent me, I didn't include the picture.

01:32:44.000 It was from the same stupid leftist writer using the word essentialism.

01:32:50.000 And both their examples were that writer.

01:32:54.000 But that's not in the thing.

01:32:57.000 They used two sentences from the same writer writing with the same thing.

01:33:00.000 In all of the internets, Miriam couldn't find one other use of this word by anyone.

01:33:05.000 So go back to 3.6, shithead.

01:33:09.000 3.6?

01:33:10.000 Okay.

01:33:10.000 Yeah, the link we were just at.

01:33:18.000 We want to see...

01:33:19.000 Example sentences.

01:33:20.000 There we go.

01:33:22.000 Yeah.

01:33:24.000 Oh, they've since changed it.

01:33:26.000 No.

01:33:27.000 Yes.

01:33:28.000 What did it say?

01:33:29.000 See that Cecilia Danantosio? 1.00

01:33:32.000 Yeah.

01:33:32.000 She was responsible for both.

01:33:35.000 Wait, does it...

01:33:37.000 And it doesn't like shuffle them.

01:33:41.000 I don't know.

01:33:42.000 Okay, I just...

01:33:42.000 But I have a screen grab of both of them being Cecilia.

01:33:46.000 That bears repeating.

01:33:47.000 To undo the racial essentialism of D ⁇ D would drastically alter the character of the game. 0.50

01:33:57.000 So then he goes into a rabbit hole of this Cecilia Denastasia chick. 0.98

01:34:01.000 She's a SJW gamer who writes about feminism and political correctness and how important it is in gaming and how all gamers are white supremacists.

01:34:12.000 And she has this strange, you know how we talk about the sprinkles with comedy?

01:34:16.000 She has the sprinkles of sex appeal. 1.00

01:34:20.000 She just put out this gem, 3-8.

01:34:27.000 What we got here?

01:34:29.000 How Roblox became a playground for virtual fascists.

01:34:33.000 But look her up in Google Images, and you're going to have weird feelings in your loins.

01:34:42.000 Okay.

01:34:44.000 Hot chicks who aren't attractive, that's kind of a boring subject. 1.00

01:34:48.000 We've covered it a lot.

01:34:50.000 But I find unattractive chicks who are attractive to be a fascinating subject. 1.00

01:34:54.000 Because you're like, what is it about her weird schnaz? 1.00

01:35:01.000 Like, there's just something happening Egyptian looking? 1.00

01:35:05.000 Well, Danastasia's got to be Greek.

01:35:10.000 She's kind of different in every picture.

01:35:14.000 Look at that one where she's on the couch with her feet. 1.00

01:35:20.000 Like, that's such a weird picture.

01:35:23.000 Yeah, that is kind of cool.

01:35:26.000 What's happening to my Dinkus?

01:35:28.000 Is it because she's like kind of a nerd? 0.99

01:35:31.000 And you're like, I can show you the world?

01:35:33.000 She's like, like Oscar Wilde said, pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful. 1.00

01:35:37.000 She's beautiful.

01:35:40.000 Because she's weird looking. 1.00

01:35:41.000 She's got like a sharp Italian face.

01:35:44.000 Yeah.

01:35:46.000 Interesting.

01:35:47.000 Interesting.

01:35:48.000 Kind of reminds me of Jordan Peterson's daughter.

01:35:52.000 Yeah, she's got a strong nose, but it doesn't take away from her base. 0.99

01:35:56.000 It's not a gross nose, yeah.

01:35:57.000 That will that angles a little bit.

01:35:58.000 Don't get a nose job, please, Cecilia. 0.61

01:36:01.000 We don't want you to do that.

01:36:02.000 All right, so now the way we do the mailbag is I send you the subject headers and blue flag them, and I don't have my computer on my desk anymore.

01:36:11.000 Oh.

01:36:14.000 Don't tell me you don't have access to the mail, or I will fucking kill you.

01:36:19.000 Um, hold on, this is good.

01:36:22.000 This is good.

01:36:23.000 So Norwegian Sprinkles is the first one.

01:36:26.000 Yeah, I just saw that one.

01:36:28.000 You.

01:36:28.000 I would have not even killed you, but slowly, like North Korea, slowly murdered the people around you until you committed suicide.

01:36:37.000 I don't know if I'd commit suicide.

01:36:40.000 Wait, I need to see the letter, dumbass.

01:36:44.000 Remember, I don't have the letters anymore.

01:36:48.000 Okay, so how do I show this without docks in this neckro?

01:36:52.000 Oh, I didn't think of that.

01:36:54.000 Hold on, I could cross it.

01:36:55.000 Let's zoom in on it.

01:36:57.000 Here we go.

01:36:58.000 This guy seems to think that his...

01:37:00.000 Oh, finish setting up your TV, my TV says.

01:37:04.000 Seems to think that probably he's probably Norwegian himself, and he thinks this guy is the Norwegian John Blue.

01:37:10.000 Or you could read it.

01:37:12.000 Well, I could show it, but just crop.

01:37:15.000 Whatever gets the letter onto the fucking show as soon as possible. 0.79

01:37:18.000 Well, there you just showed his name.

01:37:21.000 So when are you going to crop it?

01:37:25.000 Whatever, I mean, whatever gets it on faster, and that was going to be the fastest way.

01:37:30.000 So you abandon your initial idea to get it on faster.

01:37:33.000 My idea was not very fast.

01:37:35.000 Anyway, just put it up for fuck's sakes.

01:37:38.000 I'm getting mad.

01:37:42.000 Sup, guys, I don't know about it.

01:37:43.000 I can't read that.

01:37:44.000 It's too small.

01:37:46.000 Well, we'll blow it up.

01:37:50.000 Sup guys, I don't know what it is about tall, lanky guys who look like they're made of rubber, but I always crack up from them.

01:37:54.000 Case in point, this Norwegian guy who I think has the sprinkles in the same way that John Belushi has them. 0.89

01:38:02.000 He could be giving a funeral eulogy and I would be cracking up at his stupid face.

01:38:06.000 Dude, you're wrong.

01:38:08.000 What are you talking about?

01:38:10.000 Click on it.

01:38:13.000 Let's see it.

01:38:15.000 Great flow here, Rygai.

01:38:17.000 Great flow.

01:38:36.000 I mean, humor is subjective, but you suck.

01:38:46.000 Is this my kidding?

01:38:49.000 Look, I'm not bending my knees.

01:38:51.000 Aren't I as funny as John Belushi?

01:38:59.000 Belushi would bend his knees.

01:39:09.000 That was brutal, sir.

01:39:11.000 Absolutely brutal.

01:39:12.000 There's another link.

01:39:13.000 You want to click that?

01:39:14.000 No, I don't.

01:39:14.000 I'm done with that forever.

01:39:16.000 Thank you for turning us on to that comedy genius.

01:39:19.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:39:20.000 Is the next letter?

01:39:21.000 Why don't you just read it?

01:39:22.000 Because you have Down syndrome.

01:39:24.000 Great.

01:39:24.000 Gav, you probably have already seen this just happened over the weekend.

01:39:28.000 Show yourself.

01:39:34.000 This is how that's working out for them.

01:39:40.000 I saw this before.

01:39:41.000 And, you know, I'm sure people would say, well, this is how trashy people act.

01:39:45.000 No, there's no trashy white rednecks humping an ambulance as someone is being wheeled in. 1.00

01:39:51.000 I assume they were shot.

01:39:53.000 And then mock fucking someone who's twerking and then filming it.

01:40:00.000 Is he even filming it or is he just looking at his phone?

01:40:03.000 Yeah, he's filming himself.

01:40:05.000 Bang her. 1.00

01:40:10.000 This is...

01:40:17.000 I don't get it.

01:40:18.000 What's the point?

01:40:19.000 They'll always show you the Montreal riots at the Guns N' Roses concert, too.

01:40:31.000 Wait a minute.

01:40:32.000 I just realized something.

01:40:33.000 Not one of our cameras catches my TV screen that's on my desk.

01:40:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:41.000 That's number two.

01:40:43.000 Number one's close.

01:40:44.000 And then it's out of frame.

01:40:46.000 I could sneak it into this one.

01:40:48.000 But we'll lose a little bit more of that.

01:40:51.000 That'll be a little mystery for everybody.

01:40:53.000 Okay.

01:40:55.000 There's a screen down here.

01:40:56.000 Hold on a second.

01:40:58.000 Let's do it.

01:40:59.000 Do you want to use your super cam?

01:41:00.000 Super cam coming up.

01:41:03.000 Hey guys, frankly.

01:41:05.000 Look at that fucking hair.

01:41:06.000 You know, Verdilla.

01:41:08.000 Look at that ridiculous mop. 0.99

01:41:12.000 There we go.

01:41:14.000 It's the broken TV.

01:41:15.000 Remember I had a broken TV?

01:41:18.000 I kind of like the way it looks.

01:41:22.000 Kind of badass.

01:41:23.000 This is a cool camera.

01:41:26.000 Alright, next letter.

01:41:28.000 When will this bubble burst?

01:41:30.000 He says.

01:41:34.000 Maybe I'll print them.

01:41:35.000 I'll print out the letters next show.

01:41:38.000 Would you like to read it?

01:41:40.000 This one's kind of long and I'm annoying.

01:41:42.000 Okay.

01:41:42.000 Let's see.

01:41:43.000 So we're going to dox him.

01:41:55.000 I can't read that.

01:41:56.000 It's cropped.

01:41:57.000 And you look like you're doxing the person.

01:42:01.000 It's hard to not dox and show this male here.

01:42:04.000 Okay, alright.

01:42:05.000 I'll just scroll along with you.

01:42:08.000 Meaning, this.

01:42:11.000 Hey, Gav.

01:42:12.000 I grew up in Glasgow and had plenty of opportunity to act like that around cops.

01:42:17.000 It just never happened.

01:42:18.000 And if you're caught, you're caught.

01:42:19.000 Act sensibly and it'll turn out the best for you.

01:42:22.000 Have a look at this classic situation.

01:42:24.000 I feel like it has all the boxes ticked.

01:42:26.000 Move it over.

01:42:27.000 It's crap, Ryan.

01:42:29.000 No other way.

01:42:31.000 Useless tiny female cop doing absolutely fuck all. 1.00

01:42:34.000 Totally compliant and not aggressive black suspect.

01:42:37.000 Joke.

01:42:38.000 An ultra-woke rich kid for Vancouver with nothing to be angry about.

01:42:43.000 My question to you is: when do you think this bubble will burst?

01:42:46.000 This young black guy in Vancouver has clearly been radicalised by all the excitement in America and will hopefully get a rude awakening.

01:42:51.000 As for the pink shirt loser, cocking back his tiny little noodle arm threatening to punch a cop, hilarious, when his phone gets launched 30 feet away.

01:43:00.000 Love the show, man.

01:43:01.000 It's truly an escape to normal life like you said in a previous show.

01:43:04.000 Listening to you and Kamehi at bullshit and there's a breath of fresh air.

01:43:07.000 Truly, all the best.

01:43:08.000 Salmon Edmonton.

01:43:11.000 Let's see the video he's talking about.

01:43:13.000 I've already taken a peek at this.

01:43:14.000 All the...

01:43:20.000 Move it over.

01:43:27.000 Tell me what I'm getting arrested for, Faggot. 1.00

01:43:31.000 Look at that woman. 1.00

01:43:32.000 She's like a weird little Peruvian maid. 1.00

01:43:36.000 She's smaller than my daughter.

01:43:38.000 And look at this dickweed.

01:43:42.000 I want your name and your badge number.

01:43:53.000 Cops shouldn't wear shorts ever.

01:43:56.000 I don't care if it's 110 degrees.

01:43:59.000 They should not Be on bicycles either.

01:44:03.000 Motorcycles, cars, black wingtips.

01:44:08.000 Is he trying to MMA the guy?

01:44:14.000 They don't even know what he did.

01:44:18.000 He could be defending a pedophile.

01:44:22.000 This is pleasant to watch.

01:44:24.000 I'm enjoying this.

01:44:25.000 Why is that?

01:44:26.000 I don't know, but I just had an idea.

01:44:28.000 He should be like, if every time you don't back up, I'm going to hit this guy in his head.

01:44:33.000 And then you start doing that.

01:44:35.000 You now have a hostage.

01:44:37.000 Now you can make the other people do what you want.

01:44:41.000 That should be a cop.

01:44:42.000 Look at this.

01:44:43.000 Is that kid really trying to get in there?

01:44:47.000 Throws his phone.

01:44:50.000 Look how useless she is. 1.00

01:44:52.000 Look at her.

01:44:53.000 The kid really does care about the kid more than his phone.

01:45:00.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

01:45:02.000 Vancouver's really gone off the deep end, by the way.

01:45:06.000 It's as bad as Portland and Berkeley as far as the general mentality goes.

01:45:13.000 This isn't a good...

01:45:13.000 Yeah, that's better.

01:45:19.000 Look at this mob forming.

01:45:21.000 They have no idea what he did.

01:45:22.000 That was like the woman who protested on the plane until the immigrant, illegal immigrant, was released. 1.00

01:45:28.000 She canceled the plane ride.

01:45:30.000 They canceled the flight.

01:45:31.000 And then we find out that he was raping kids.

01:45:45.000 Hey, do you got that Anthony Cumia bumper?

01:45:50.000 Oh, that clip?

01:45:51.000 Yeah.

01:45:53.000 Yeah, give me one second.

01:45:55.000 What is this guy with no shirt?

01:45:57.000 I got it.

01:45:58.000 Don't worry, I got it.

01:46:04.000 He's got no shoes on.

01:46:07.000 What is he doing?

01:46:11.000 Put on my jacket and try to find some shoes.

01:46:17.000 I'm a lifeguard.

01:46:18.000 I'll handle this.

01:46:21.000 He's serious.

01:46:22.000 He thinks because he's a lifeguard he can help out.

01:46:32.000 What a boob. 1.00

01:46:34.000 Should I be playing this this long?

01:46:35.000 I'm really enjoying it.

01:46:37.000 It's kind of fascinating to watch.

01:46:39.000 Just such a shit show.

01:46:42.000 When will the bubble burst?

01:46:43.000 It won't burst.

01:46:44.000 Here's what you have to do.

01:46:46.000 You don't wait for any of these people to become sane.

01:46:48.000 You just start arresting them.

01:46:49.000 Law and order.

01:46:49.000 I'm sorry.

01:46:50.000 It's the only solution to all this problem.

01:46:52.000 We have to start arresting people.

01:46:53.000 We saw it in New York with Giuliani.

01:46:55.000 He started arresting turnsaw jumpers and all the bullshit stopped overnight. 1.00

01:47:01.000 All right.

01:47:01.000 This next one's called Women Writers.

01:47:05.000 All right.

01:47:07.000 I'll be printing these out from now on.

01:47:09.000 Sorry about the flowkill, guys.

01:47:11.000 Pretty good show, I would say, for a brand new studio.

01:47:16.000 Here we go.

01:47:16.000 A few kinks.

01:47:17.000 Gavin Orion, here's another great example of how women writers use their work. 1.00

01:47:21.000 There's their piece as a effing diary.

01:47:23.000 Ooh, who care?

01:47:25.000 Me search.

01:47:26.000 Student loan payments will resume soon.

01:47:28.000 Here's what you should do now by Annie Nova at CNBC.

01:47:31.000 And I looked her up.

01:47:32.000 She's an infant.

01:47:33.000 She's like 20 years old.

01:47:35.000 So they have a bunch of subheads there, like Daily Mail.

01:47:40.000 They stole that from Daily Mail.

01:47:41.000 Right?

01:47:42.000 The other day, I did something I haven't done in over a year.

01:47:45.000 I signed into my student loan account, or at least that's what I tried to do.

01:47:49.000 Turns out I'd forgotten my password and couldn't get in.

01:47:53.000 Instead of going through the steps to change it, I closed the browser and went back into denial.

01:47:58.000 Come this fall, like, does she think that's a fun way to introduce a story?

01:48:02.000 It is if you're Madonna.

01:48:04.000 It is if you're Roger Stone.

01:48:06.000 If you're some famous person that doesn't usually write, then yeah.

01:48:09.000 Have an opening paragraph that says, when I finished filming my latest movie, I got into my car and I couldn't find my keys.

01:48:16.000 Jennifer Anniston, yes.

01:48:17.000 You can put that in your intro.

01:48:19.000 Some fucking numbskull babysitter? 1.00

01:48:23.000 I don't give a shit, bitch. 1.00

01:48:27.000 And then last one just says thank you.

01:48:32.000 I gotta get out of here.

01:48:33.000 Matt's double header.

01:48:37.000 Looking, scanning.

01:48:39.000 It's got a blue flag.

01:48:42.000 The subject is thank you in lowercase.

01:48:44.000 You can just do a find if you apropos of nothing.

01:48:49.000 I want to express my deepest gratitude to show yourself when you're talking, please.

01:48:53.000 And by extension, we can't see you, Ryan.

01:48:58.000 Shouldn't that be a macro?

01:48:59.000 Apropos of nothing.

01:49:02.000 I want to express my deepest gratitude to Gavin and by extension censored TV.

01:49:06.000 Gavin has been a shepherd through some of the most illogical years and has very, very positively influenced my psyche.

01:49:15.000 You know what?

01:49:16.000 The face recognition can't zoom in on you because you have a mop on your head.

01:49:21.000 You have a pet.

01:49:23.000 You have a household pet on your head.

01:49:28.000 Right.

01:49:29.000 Yeah, it is fluffy.

01:49:31.000 It's like what a lonely old woman has on her lap in her final Twilight years. 1.00

01:49:36.000 That's what's on your head.

01:49:39.000 And then you do that thing.

01:49:41.000 You think that helps?

01:49:42.000 What do you think that does?

01:49:44.000 It spreads it out to make it like crazy on the sides, too.

01:49:47.000 So now you have a whole thing.

01:49:49.000 That looks really good now.

01:49:50.000 That looks a lot better.

01:49:51.000 You don't look like an idiot at all now.

01:49:53.000 All right, cool.

01:49:54.000 All right, so you've influenced this guy's psyche and his consciousness.

01:49:57.000 No, no, read his letter.

01:50:02.000 Apropos of nothing.

01:50:03.000 I want to express my deepest gratitude to Gavin and by extension.

01:50:06.000 Wait, what's gratitude?

01:50:07.000 Gratitude.

01:50:08.000 Gratitude?

01:50:09.000 Gratitude.

01:50:10.000 Like coupon or gratitude.

01:50:13.000 Costumer.

01:50:14.000 Gratitude.

01:50:16.000 Gratitude.

01:50:17.000 Nope.

01:50:17.000 Costume.

01:50:19.000 Costume?

01:50:20.000 Gratitude.

01:50:21.000 It's just a T. Okay.

01:50:24.000 Let's try again.

01:50:25.000 Okay.

01:50:26.000 Apropos of nothing, I want to express my deepest gratitude to Gavin and by extensioncensor.tv.

01:50:34.000 Gavin has been a shepherd through some of the most illogical years and has very positively influenced my psyche and consciousness.

01:50:41.000 Keep up the fight, dude.

01:50:43.000 Exclamation point.

01:50:44.000 Yeah, anyway.

01:50:47.000 That's what I like to hear, and that's really the purpose of this show: not to blow your mind with radical concepts, but to blow your mind with common sense.

01:50:55.000 That's where we're at now.

01:50:56.000 It's mind-blowing to be a reasonable person in 2021.

01:51:00.000 All right, let's go to the final video.

01:51:14.000 Car fights.

01:51:16.000 My favorite kind of fights.

01:51:17.000 I prefer them to fist fights. 0.98

01:51:18.000 I hate seeing a fist fight where they stomp on the head at the end.

01:51:21.000 That's...

01:51:22.000 When I'm God, I'm going to outlaw those.

01:51:24.000 Please, if you knock someone out, just make sure they don't get run over and walk away.

01:51:28.000 Oh, the AC's kicking in.

01:51:32.000 Let's check out this car fight.

01:51:35.000 Chances are...

01:51:41.000 Chances are.

01:51:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:51:45.000 Holy shit.

01:51:47.000 What the fuck?

01:51:49.000 Someone was in the car.

01:51:51.000 Oh, shit.

01:51:57.000 Run up there and get his license plate for your insurance.

01:52:04.000 That was exciting.

01:52:06.000 Cheap and easy.

01:52:07.000 So there you have it, folks.

01:52:09.000 This is the new studio.

01:52:10.000 We'll be here from now on until we move down south.

01:52:14.000 I hope you enjoyed this first show.

01:52:16.000 We'll be ironing out the kinks as we move forward, and it'll be getting better and better and much more exciting.

01:52:21.000 But yes, Censored.tv and Get Off My Lawn are a place to relax, a place where clown world has no power over us.

01:52:30.000 We can make fun of people who act like retards. 1.00

01:52:33.000 If black people do something wrong, if they behave badly, we can call it out, just like we call it out with other race. 1.00

01:52:39.000 That's not radical behavior.

01:52:40.000 That's mid-2000s liberal behavior.

01:52:43.000 That's how we feel.

01:52:44.000 We don't care who's gay. 1.00

01:52:45.000 We don't care what race you are. 1.00

01:52:46.000 We don't care what you do with your private time.

01:52:49.000 We're socially liberal, fiscally conservative.

01:52:51.000 We're libertarians who want strong borders.

01:52:54.000 We want everyone to have a gun, including black people in the hood. 1.00

01:52:59.000 They need fair gun laws more than anyone, as Maj Touré will point out.

01:53:03.000 We want the drug war to end.

01:53:05.000 We think it's ridiculous.

01:53:06.000 Let's legalize all of it. 0.69

01:53:09.000 But more importantly, we want the family to return as the backbone of America.

01:53:13.000 The patriarchy is what built this country.

01:53:15.000 Christianity built this country.

01:53:17.000 If you're an atheist or you're non-Christian, at least respect that, that this is a Christian nation and it was built on Christianity.

01:53:25.000 And we have to at least revere that.

01:53:28.000 We have to revere the family, the housewife, and the entrepreneur.

01:53:32.000 You know, there's not enough stories in school about entrepreneurs, I guess, because they tend to be white males and that's taboo in this day and age.

01:53:39.000 Well, we're not racist, so we don't care what race someone is when we're praising them and what race someone is when we're criticizing them.

01:53:46.000 If you want to form a pattern, then form your own fucking pattern.

01:53:49.000 We're about meritocracy and truth here at censored.tv.

01:53:53.000 And if that's radical, then call me radical.

01:53:56.000 And also, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 21, 2021

S04E01 - NEW STUDIO

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