Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E05 - NO JUSTICE JUST US

00:00:42.000 That's a guy named Tom McDonald.

00:00:45.000 Why didn't anyone tell me about this dude?

00:00:48.000 Mom Teconald.

00:00:52.000 Great interjection, Ryan.

00:00:53.000 That was really funny.

00:00:54.000 You moved some letters around.

00:00:55.000 I don't know his name.

00:00:56.000 That's how not familiar I am with this man.

00:00:59.000 I don't like it.

00:01:00.000 I don't know.

00:01:00.000 I'm a different generation.

00:01:02.000 I'm not into...

00:01:03.000 I didn't grow up with M ⁇ M. 1.00

00:01:06.000 Stop sending me that.

00:01:07.000 That didn't sound good to me.

00:01:09.000 Just sound like a bunch of rap talk.

00:01:12.000 Just go to the beginning, and he's just doing a whole bunch of rap talk.

00:01:16.000 I can't hide my frown.

00:01:18.000 My smile is hiding from my mouth.

00:01:20.000 I can't lie.

00:01:21.000 My mind keeps finding time to fight myself.

00:01:24.000 Dive so deep inside, feel like I died.

00:01:27.000 I'm so high, my eyes can't see the ground beneath the clouds.

00:01:31.000 Don't look down.

00:01:33.000 Okay.

00:01:34.000 Okay.

00:01:35.000 Don't look down.

00:01:37.000 I just did.

00:01:38.000 What's going on?

00:01:39.000 Keep it quiet, silence on my cries for help.

00:01:41.000 As long as I am rising till I'm upside down, I won't look down.

00:01:46.000 This a meteoric rise keeps ignoring all the horror stories like so-and-so got way too famous and ended up killing himself with some pills and a knife.

00:01:52.000 Hey, I am not the one who's gonna self-destruct.

00:01:55.000 Got it up way too far to fail or screw it up.

00:01:58.000 Telling me about yourself.

00:01:59.000 It's so embarrassing.

00:02:02.000 This guy at the bar last night comes in after we did the live show.

00:02:05.000 I had a few nippy sweeties.

00:02:08.000 He's just talking about his sick mom at the hospital.

00:02:11.000 Like every excruciating detail.

00:02:15.000 And, you know, you don't want to say to someone like that, they're talking about their mother almost dying, having a stroke.

00:02:19.000 You don't want to be like, I don't, this is boring.

00:02:21.000 Can you stop?

00:02:23.000 You're killing me with the boring.

00:02:25.000 Yeah, I'm going to be hospitalized soon.

00:02:27.000 I'm going to be right next to your mom in that unit.

00:02:29.000 I'm going to be hospitalized if I open my big mouth and tell you how I really feel about this subject.

00:02:36.000 And I don't care.

00:02:40.000 That's one of my favorite ones.

00:02:41.000 The AC is blaring.

00:02:43.000 I don't care.

00:02:44.000 True.

00:02:45.000 You can suffer.

00:02:46.000 It's like getting tattooed.

00:02:48.000 They always say, no, you shouldn't drink first.

00:02:50.000 Why?

00:02:51.000 It makes your blood thin, and then it's really hard for the tattooist.

00:02:54.000 Yeah, that's his problem.

00:02:59.000 Sanitation guys work in the rain.

00:03:01.000 It's just, that's the job.

00:03:02.000 Sorry, you've got to wipe off extra blood.

00:03:05.000 Having like four beers before a tattoo makes it 37 times less painful.

00:03:10.000 You know what?

00:03:11.000 I bet you're seeing chicks getting into tattoos because of painkillers. 1.00

00:03:16.000 Because in my day, I got my first in 1988, before you were born, and it fucking killed.

00:03:24.000 And then as I got older, I would get drunk first, and then it was just very painful as opposed to like, you're going to faint.

00:03:32.000 But then, you know, Xanax and Percocets and all those became big painkillers.

00:03:39.000 And the next thing you know, everyone's got like a back piece or some chick has like a squid going up her leg. 1.00

00:03:45.000 Although women are better at long-term pain because of that pregnancy stuff. 1.00

00:03:51.000 So this is our first Friday show, Ryan.

00:03:53.000 Yeah, in a while.

00:03:55.000 I dressed like God.

00:03:56.000 Oh, yeah, we have done it before.

00:03:57.000 This is our second one.

00:03:59.000 What I really mean is this is the first.

00:04:00.000 Now that we're doing them, like this feels like what we're doing.

00:04:04.000 I dressed as God, Morgan Freeman.

00:04:07.000 I like black gods better than white gods because they make me feel less racist. 0.74

00:04:10.000 The only type of gods there are, really.

00:04:12.000 Black gods. 0.95

00:04:13.000 Can you do a Morgan Freeman imitation?

00:04:16.000 Hi.

00:04:17.000 Wait.

00:04:17.000 Hi.

00:04:18.000 I'm black God.

00:04:19.000 Hi.

00:04:20.000 I'm black.

00:04:21.000 Boy, you better not be white god around here. 0.99

00:04:24.000 I'll whoop you.

00:04:26.000 It's sad to say he never went to white heaven. 0.97

00:04:30.000 There wasn't one.

00:04:31.000 What a stupid movie.

00:04:33.000 That Jim Carrey one.

00:04:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:35.000 Oh, you probably like it, though, right?

00:04:36.000 Bruce Almighty?

00:04:37.000 Yeah.

00:04:38.000 It was okay.

00:04:38.000 Haven't watched it in a while.

00:04:39.000 I was a kid when it came out.

00:04:41.000 So, well, not really.

00:04:43.000 Front page of the post, Trumped Up.

00:04:46.000 Case against ex-president's company isn't about justice.

00:04:49.000 It's a political show trial.

00:04:50.000 That's going to be sort of the theme for today's show, is this mega persecution that is going on.

00:04:55.000 And I got to say, Soros, you are a worthy adversary.

00:05:00.000 Good work.

00:05:03.000 You know how they say, not today, Satan?

00:05:06.000 Today, Satan.

00:05:07.000 You got me.

00:05:09.000 You're good.

00:05:10.000 He has almost single-handedly destroyed the American justice system.

00:05:15.000 I was just talking to John Kinsman's wife, Sanoa, and I told her about that judge in White Plains that threw out the case of the gangbanger shooting someone because the jury was all white.

00:05:26.000 So that means they're racist, and that means he didn't get a fair trial.

00:05:29.000 And I go, okay, these are the new rules.

00:05:31.000 You're moving the goalposts.

00:05:32.000 I'll move the goalpost.

00:05:33.000 I'll go with you to these new goalposts.

00:05:38.000 Max and John's appeal had an all-non-white jury.

00:05:41.000 I mean, sorry, judges.

00:05:42.000 It was three black women. 1.00

00:05:44.000 They're what?

00:05:44.000 Black women are what?

00:05:46.000 7% of the population?

00:05:47.000 Yet they were 75% of the judges.

00:05:49.000 And then there was a Chinese guy who just wandered off.

00:05:52.000 He left during the appeal.

00:05:54.000 So let's say three black women were present. 1.00

00:05:56.000 Is that, you said it can't be monoracial.

00:06:00.000 Okay.

00:06:01.000 So they didn't get a fair trial.

00:06:03.000 He's getting so fucking screwed these days.

00:06:08.000 The FBI went into his cell and they said, what did you know about Jan 6?

00:06:13.000 And did you help plan the insurrection?

00:06:16.000 And he goes, I'm in prison.

00:06:24.000 I don't know if you've looked around.

00:06:26.000 This is a cell.

00:06:29.000 They didn't literally come to his cell.

00:06:30.000 They had a meeting with him in a fucking room.

00:06:33.000 He goes, Yeah, I'm in prison, guys.

00:06:35.000 And they go, Are you going to resume your leadership roles when you get out?

00:06:39.000 What?

00:06:39.000 I was a leader, was I?

00:06:41.000 Like, do you guys do Google?

00:06:45.000 And so they said, You better not, whatever.

00:06:48.000 And then, you know what happened to him?

00:06:50.000 Someone sees he drew a Proud Boy picture.

00:06:52.000 He does a lot of art now.

00:06:54.000 We don't sell it anymore because it shuts down payment processors and no one wants John's black family to get money because he's racist.

00:07:01.000 See how that works?

00:07:03.000 And they saw the picture.

00:07:04.000 It was just a guy named Fred Perry.

00:07:06.000 So they cut off his early time.

00:07:08.000 He was going to get off six months early from taking all these classes and stuff.

00:07:12.000 They just threw it in the garbage.

00:07:14.000 And then I said, well, let's sue them.

00:07:17.000 And she goes, no, no, no, no.

00:07:18.000 Maybe when he gets out.

00:07:20.000 But when you start, especially at Bear Hill where he is, when you start saying, I have rights, they fuck you hard because you don't.

00:07:28.000 So, you know, if we took them to trial now, they'd make his life a living hell in there.

00:07:34.000 We'll have to deal with it when he gets out.

00:07:37.000 But that's political persecution is what's going on there.

00:07:40.000 And that's what this is.

00:07:41.000 Do you know what the charge is?

00:07:43.000 His CFO had the company that he was working at was paying for things like a trip or tuition or a car or something.

00:07:52.000 And they were expensing it to the company.

00:07:54.000 You know, like everyone does.

00:07:56.000 I'm John Mulaney all of a sudden.

00:07:58.000 You know, like everyone does.

00:08:01.000 You know, like when electricians go to Florida and his company pays for the trip?

00:08:08.000 I remember when I was a kid, my dad would say, ask me about the company.

00:08:12.000 I go, what?

00:08:13.000 Ask me about CDC, Computing Devices Canada.

00:08:16.000 Ask me about CDC.

00:08:18.000 Is CDC nice?

00:08:20.000 He's like, it's reasonable.

00:08:23.000 All right, there, we can write it off.

00:08:24.000 And then the company would pay for our lunch.

00:08:29.000 But what Soros did was he started funding all of these DAs all over the country.

00:08:38.000 So now when these trials happen, the MAGA people are persecuted and the Antifa guys go free.

00:08:44.000 That's the Soros thing.

00:08:47.000 Hey, look up Cyrus Vance and Soros.

00:08:51.000 Because the Manhattan DA is Cyrus Vance and he's behind all of this shit.

00:08:56.000 So I wouldn't be surprised if Soros, when I say Soros appointed, what I mean is he pours money into the campaign and then they end up winning.

00:09:04.000 And then you have a woke justice system, which it doesn't sound that terrible when you first hear about it.

00:09:10.000 You're like, oh, well, so a murderer will have to go to jail and the jury is still going to find him guilty if he murdered the person.

00:09:16.000 The DNA evidence, whatever.

00:09:18.000 Yeah, but if anything is remotely political, the justice system snuffs him out.

00:09:24.000 Now you have power.

00:09:26.000 Oh my God, is Cyrus Vance on this list?

00:09:30.000 I said look up Cyrus Vance.

00:09:32.000 I did.

00:09:33.000 Well, this article came up.

00:09:35.000 Okay, now do a search for the word Cyrus.

00:09:39.000 What the fuck?

00:09:41.000 Equally disconcerting, these Trojan horse prosecutors drop any pretense of impartiality. 0.88

00:09:46.000 They bring a highly charged political viewpoint to an office that's supposed to be apolitical.

00:09:50.000 It's no wonder Soros-funded prosecutors like New York Attorney General Letitia James and Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. have harassed President Trump with never-ending investigations and subpoenas.

00:10:04.000 A.G. James is also trying to disband the NRA.

00:10:07.000 Like Captain Ahab chasing after the whale, the white whale, they are obsessed with undermining the president and ultimately our nation.

00:10:15.000 Whoa.

00:10:19.000 Mind-blown.

00:10:20.000 We just discovered a scoop live together.

00:10:24.000 So he's the guy that's doing this.

00:10:27.000 This Cyrus Vance is behind this.

00:10:29.000 And he's behind Max and John.

00:10:32.000 Isn't that a trip?

00:10:34.000 Speaking of political persecution, we'll get back into Max and John in a second, but this suit's bothering me a little bit.

00:10:44.000 Mercedes has COVID, right?

00:10:48.000 Now, I'm convinced Mercedes is innocent.

00:10:50.000 Can you come over here and flip that viewfinder?

00:10:52.000 It's distracting me.

00:10:54.000 I'm convinced Mercedes is innocent, and I'm convinced that her persecution is political.

00:11:01.000 So they threw her in jail, threw away the key. 0.94

00:11:04.000 What?

00:11:05.000 What?

00:11:06.000 Flip the viewfinder.

00:11:07.000 Yeah.

00:11:11.000 Why do you need to be told that three times and then ask questions about it?

00:11:14.000 Because you've historically never wanted it facing you.

00:11:18.000 Yes, I've always wanted it facing me.

00:11:20.000 And then you said that was too distracting.

00:11:22.000 I could pull up the tapes.

00:11:23.000 Yeah, please do.

00:11:24.000 Please do.

00:11:25.000 Yeah.

00:11:25.000 See, I know why I like to face the viewfinder, because it makes my eyes look at the camera more and not the monitor.

00:11:31.000 There was a period, the most recent period was flip it away from me.

00:11:34.000 You're wrong.

00:11:35.000 Promise.

00:11:35.000 All right.

00:11:36.000 Promise you're wrong.

00:11:37.000 Anyway, so she's thrown in there, awaiting trial.

00:11:42.000 You know, you can wait for your trial for five years, and that's what she's doing, rotting in jail, which is worse than rotting in prison. 1.00

00:11:47.000 You're only supposed to be there temporarily.

00:11:49.000 It's more violent in jail.

00:11:50.000 Prison is better.

00:11:52.000 And she doesn't have the right to go to prison yet. 1.00

00:11:53.000 She doesn't have a trial. 1.00

00:11:54.000 She can't defend herself.

00:11:56.000 And then she gets COVID.

00:11:58.000 So she'll have to see the top doctor at the San Bernardino County prison, right?

00:12:03.000 Jail.

00:12:04.000 Guess who that is?

00:12:06.000 That's Dr. Louis Tran, her ex.

00:12:10.000 He hates her guts because she left him.

00:12:12.000 So she's in a screaming panic that she's going to get killed.

00:12:18.000 Look up Dr. Lewis L-U-I-S Tran. 1.00

00:12:23.000 Is that it?

00:12:24.000 T-R-I-N. 1.00

00:12:26.000 And then, like, prison or something.

00:12:29.000 See, this is...

00:12:30.000 So controlling the justice system is more than just controlling a couple guys who did a bad thing in court.

00:12:38.000 Lewis Tran, yeah?

00:12:40.000 Yeah, I think that's him.

00:12:44.000 So she's going to end up there with the guy she dumped. 1.00

00:12:48.000 Yep, California, Louis.

00:12:50.000 Dr. Lewis Tran.

00:12:50.000 Oh, I was spelling it wrong.

00:12:52.000 Or the guy that texted me spelt it wrong.

00:12:54.000 So now spell it right.

00:12:57.000 Cut and paste it.

00:13:00.000 It's L-O-Y. 1.00

00:13:03.000 It's not very hot.

00:13:04.000 How did he get Mercedes?

00:13:08.000 So that's what happens.

00:13:10.000 And now your enemies are in prison.

00:13:13.000 You have your paramilitary wing, your Antifa, they go around vandalizing the country.

00:13:17.000 And if anyone stands up to them, you can put them in prison because you have Cyrus Vance.

00:13:23.000 And he doesn't just stop it.

00:13:24.000 He goes all the way from the bottom, Max and John, to the former President of the United States, Donald Trump.

00:13:33.000 It's genius.

00:13:34.000 It's a great chess move.

00:13:36.000 You do it stealthily behind the backs.

00:13:39.000 Someone goes, this billionaire is funding campaigns for DAs.

00:13:42.000 Okay, that doesn't sound so bad.

00:13:45.000 Yeah, it is.

00:13:45.000 It's the end of the justice system.

00:13:55.000 And as this is going on, of course, Trump is asking questions.

00:13:58.000 Like he just tweeted out.

00:13:59.000 He said, who shot Ashley Babbitt?

00:14:02.000 Now, he must know it's Mike, what's his name, Bird?

00:14:06.000 Yeah, that's 1-4.

00:14:09.000 So he's aware of what's going on, Trump.

00:14:11.000 He's aware that he's part of a political witch hunt, and we're all in the same boat.

00:14:15.000 Joe Biggs and Trump are in the same boat, and they have the same Soros-funded backer, Cyrus Vance.

00:14:22.000 It goes Cuomo, Cyrus Vance, Steinglass.

00:14:26.000 Steinglass is the actual DA.

00:14:28.000 Who shot Ashley Babbitt, wrote Trump on Thursday afternoon?

00:14:32.000 Now everyone knows, right?

00:14:33.000 Look at this.

00:14:34.000 There's Joe Biggs.

00:14:37.000 I said they're on the same page, right?

00:14:39.000 They're literally on the same page.

00:14:41.000 There's Joe, and if you scroll up, there's Trump.

00:14:49.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:14:50.000 What a relevant show we are.

00:14:55.000 Wow.

00:14:56.000 Now let's see who it is.

00:15:00.000 Wait.

00:15:02.000 Oh yeah, 1-7.

00:15:04.000 I don't know why I stuffed it all the way down to 1-7.

00:15:08.000 Capital Copy Murder Ashley Babbitt identified as Michael Leroy Bird.

00:15:12.000 Let's have a look at him.

00:15:14.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:15:18.000 Let's see some more.

00:15:20.000 He's a real snazzy dresser, isn't he?

00:15:22.000 Look at the pocket squares.

00:15:24.000 The identity of Ashley Babbitt shooter is Lieutenant Michael Leroy Bird.

00:15:29.000 Multiple mainstream media outlets have known this, but they refuse to run the story.

00:15:32.000 Why?

00:15:32.000 Because he's black.

00:15:33.000 Derek Chauvin, 22 years.

00:15:39.000 Black guy, black cop shoots that white woman who called 911.

00:15:43.000 He gets 12.

00:15:44.000 The why of things.

00:15:46.000 Our justice system is woke.

00:15:48.000 It's bullshit.

00:15:49.000 And it sucks because of George Soros' intervention.

00:15:54.000 They talk about election meddling.

00:15:55.000 How about justice meddling?

00:15:58.000 He's altered American justice permanently.

00:16:02.000 I was so naive.

00:16:03.000 I thought that, well, first of all, I thought the FBI and the CIA were really cool and they got the job done.

00:16:08.000 And if you met someone from the FBI, you'd be like, oh, shit, this guy's a badass.

00:16:12.000 He's James Bond.

00:16:13.000 Now I see them as the DMV, a bunch of retarded clowns. 1.00

00:16:17.000 We're going to go visit John Kinsman in Bear Hill and see if we can get to the bottom of this insurrection thing.

00:16:23.000 Nice work, guys.

00:16:26.000 But secondly, I thought, hmm, judges are getting woke.

00:16:28.000 I guess it's all that PC shit in college finally, you know, blossoming.

00:16:34.000 It's like Chiquadas, 17 years after PC, they're in the courts. 1.00

00:16:39.000 But no, it's purposeful meddling.

00:16:43.000 Little side note here.

00:16:44.000 I hate when people say purposefully, okay?

00:16:47.000 Purposefully is like, say, you're setting up dominoes, right?

00:16:51.000 You're purposefully putting each domino carefully in a row.

00:16:55.000 Different from purposely.

00:16:57.000 Purposely, you're just doing it on purpose.

00:16:59.000 But not only do they do it on purpose, but they purposefully sat there planting DAs all over the country so they could control justice and Soros could decide who goes to jail and for how long.

00:17:12.000 What a better way.

00:17:12.000 Like, lawfare was his previous thing.

00:17:14.000 I believe Ezra Levant wrote an article in The Sun, and I believe that Soros then embroiled Ezra in law fair for decades.

00:17:23.000 And that's effective.

00:17:24.000 You bankrupt people, you ruin their lives, you stress them out, you give them cancer.

00:17:28.000 And that's what they did to Roger Stone.

00:17:30.000 But with Roger Stone, they decided to up it one more and go, no, let's actually throw him in prison.

00:17:37.000 And the only reason he got out is because the president of the United States, the most powerful man in the world, said, don't put him in prison.

00:17:43.000 They're still fucking with him like crazy.

00:17:45.000 Now he bought a house.

00:17:46.000 I don't know how he afforded it.

00:17:48.000 Maybe someone bought it for him.

00:17:49.000 And now they're investigating that.

00:17:52.000 It's MAGA persecution.

00:17:56.000 I saw this was interesting, speaking of MAGA persecution.

00:17:59.000 Some ex-senator said she started a new July 4th tradition.

00:18:02.000 July 4th is the day we celebrate independence, right?

00:18:08.000 What was it?

00:18:08.000 Congress of 13 states that said we are going to hereby declare, in the middle of a war, we hereby declare independence.

00:18:16.000 That's what it's about.

00:18:17.000 It's about the Founding Fathers.

00:18:19.000 It's about John Hancock and all that stuff.

00:18:21.000 They really put it together fast, too.

00:18:23.000 They declared independence tomorrow, July 2nd.

00:18:28.000 No, today.

00:18:30.000 What's the date today?

00:18:31.000 It must be July 2nd, right?

00:18:34.000 Yeah.

00:18:35.000 Because yesterday was Canada Day.

00:18:37.000 The day of Canada.

00:18:38.000 Canada's birthday.

00:18:39.000 So they declared independence July 2nd.

00:18:42.000 Two days later, they had the whole bill written up.

00:18:45.000 The Declaration of Independence done, signed.

00:18:48.000 That was the days.

00:18:50.000 That's when young people were politicians. 0.59

00:18:51.000 Those guys were all like 20.

00:18:54.000 What?

00:18:55.000 Really?

00:18:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:56.000 Holy shit.

00:18:57.000 And you know what's weird?

00:18:59.000 About half a dozen of them died on various July 4ths.

00:19:05.000 That's got to be from partying, right?

00:19:08.000 Yeah, actually, no.

00:19:10.000 I thought it was ominous, but I love celebrating July 4th.

00:19:13.000 I'm an immigrant who's happy to be here, but imagine you are the guy behind it.

00:19:17.000 I am July 4th.

00:19:19.000 I am July 4th.

00:19:20.000 It's my birthday.

00:19:22.000 So you're going to get shithoused.

00:19:24.000 So it's not Spookam.

00:19:29.000 Yeah, I don't think so.

00:19:30.000 No.

00:19:30.000 Otherwise, I could have been spooking.

00:19:31.000 It's not like the whole cast of poltergeist dying.

00:19:34.000 That's Spoo Cam. 0.99

00:19:37.000 All right, so yeah, 1-5, new July 4th tradition.

00:19:42.000 We're going to start a new family tradition in my family on the 4th of July.

00:19:46.000 And every 4th of July going forward, we're going to watch that video that the New York Times put together of January 6th.

00:19:56.000 All right, Claire McCaskill, have a great 4th of July to you and your family.

00:19:59.000 Joe, same to you.

00:20:00.000 We will see all into this 4th of July weekend.

00:20:02.000 That would be great if you just went, all right, you're a mental bitch. 1.00

00:20:07.000 And her last appearance.

00:20:08.000 Did you notice what happened there?

00:20:10.000 This is in the tweet.

00:20:12.000 This is a great guy to follow, by the way.

00:20:14.000 The guy who tweeted the 1.7?

00:20:16.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:20:17.000 Arthur Bloom?

00:20:18.000 Yeah, Arthur Bloom.

00:20:21.000 Well, they'll have to watch the NYT supercut because if they watch the 10 or so relevant minutes of the Jaden X footage, they probably wouldn't reach the same conclusions McCaskill wants them to.

00:20:33.000 So just to be clear here, the only way she can get her narrative is to watch a carefully edited supercut by a liberal newspaper.

00:20:43.000 That's how she gets her narrative.

00:20:44.000 That's how it works.

00:20:46.000 We, of course, have seen piles of other footage, including Jaden Axe's John Sullivan.

00:20:50.000 That's the Antifa guy who went in there and egged Ashley Babbitt on and said, go, go, go, through the window.

00:20:56.000 When then she was then shot by a black guy.

00:20:58.000 You want to play race?

00:20:59.000 We can play race.

00:21:01.000 And then we also have all the footage of guys just meandering in.

00:21:06.000 Hey, man.

00:21:07.000 What's up?

00:21:08.000 Oh, hey.

00:21:10.000 I got shot in the face with a bullet, a rubber bullet.

00:21:13.000 Oh, shit.

00:21:14.000 And then the cops, remember that footage?

00:21:15.000 Cops come in.

00:21:16.000 Yeah.

00:21:17.000 Could you guys get out of here?

00:21:18.000 He's like, yeah, we were just cleaning things up, actually.

00:21:20.000 Yeah, we're just trying to make sure no one damages anything.

00:21:23.000 And then, you know, I think Stop Hate, they put together a whole thing of people stopping literally Antifa members, like guys dressed in all black.

00:21:32.000 And they were like, fuck Antifa.

00:21:34.000 They're shouting this stuff.

00:21:35.000 And then they're trying to break the windows.

00:21:38.000 There's like a lot of Antifa breaking the windows.

00:21:42.000 Yes, there's footage.

00:21:43.000 Guys that they keep following are like, this is the same guy.

00:21:45.000 Dude, why are you always blurry?

00:21:48.000 Maybe because I move.

00:21:50.000 You know why?

00:21:51.000 I think because when I move my mic, now I have to go over here, but now this should be good.

00:21:56.000 Right?

00:21:57.000 And why are you dressed exactly like the puppet from Arrested Development?

00:22:02.000 Bluth?

00:22:03.000 Yeah.

00:22:03.000 Remember yesterday we showed him, and I said you even dressed like him.

00:22:08.000 Or maybe this was the July 4th pre-tape, so that might confuse people.

00:22:11.000 And then you show up to work today dressed like that puppet, not knowing.

00:22:16.000 And by the way, that puppet is meant to annoy your eyes.

00:22:23.000 You think so?

00:22:24.000 I know so.

00:22:26.000 Hey, yo, Daddy! 0.71

00:22:27.000 How's it going, brother?

00:22:32.000 Trunk and roll the windows down, please.

00:22:39.000 I'm just messing with you.

00:22:40.000 Hey, Michael, how you doing, little man?

00:22:45.000 What a handkerchief.

00:22:46.000 The little hand really kills me.

00:22:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:22:50.000 I've never seen that show.

00:22:51.000 I've been recommending it a lot.

00:22:53.000 I made Will Arnett do a spit take once in Vegas.

00:22:56.000 That's hard to do.

00:22:58.000 We were playing blackjack with the meanest blackjack dealer you've ever, the grumpiest, shittiest, most sullen blackjack dealer I've ever dealt with.

00:23:05.000 And I was like, hey, can I ask you a question?

00:23:08.000 How did you get the nickname, Mr. Grumpy?

00:23:15.000 It wasn't a spider.

00:23:16.000 I just took a sip of my Red Bull, not even thinking about that.

00:23:21.000 Yeah, that was close.

00:23:22.000 Speaking of globalists running our country into the ground, look at 1.6.

00:23:30.000 This is disturbing.

00:23:31.000 So they've got this grandma.

00:23:32.000 She's only 49, which means they really churn them out young in Indiana.

00:23:38.000 So scroll down in this article to the sort of, there we go.

00:23:42.000 In a letter to the judge asking for leniency, she was the first one to be prosecuted, by the way, and she got a very lenient sentence.

00:23:48.000 I think she just has probation. 0.97

00:23:49.000 So this is the first charge.

00:23:51.000 But the judge goes, I want you to know that this is not indicative of the upcoming charges.

00:23:55.000 Don't think we're going to be lenient with all of them.

00:23:57.000 But they are lenient with this one.

00:23:58.000 Why?

00:24:00.000 Because the globalists sent her to re-education camp, and she has been cleansed.

00:24:07.000 It's a gulag.

00:24:09.000 We have gulags.

00:24:10.000 We have re-education camps.

00:24:12.000 In a letter to the judge asking for leniency, Lloyd wrote that she was a registered Democrat, but that she and her husband began supporting Trump in 2016 because he was standing up for what we believe in.

00:24:19.000 After her arrest, Lloyd's lawyer gave her a list of books and movies to, quote, help her see what life is like for others in our country.

00:24:30.000 Lloyd wrote.

00:24:31.000 No, go back.

00:24:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:32.000 Lloyd said she has sought to educate herself by watching movies such as Schindler's List and the history channel's Burning Tulsa and reading Brian Stevenson's Just Mercy.

00:24:42.000 I've lived a sheltered life and truly haven't experienced life the way many have, Lloyd wrote.

00:24:47.000 I've learned that even though we live in a wonderful country, things still need to improve.

00:24:51.000 People of all colors should feel as safe as I do to walk down the street.

00:24:57.000 This is the Soviet Union.

00:24:59.000 Ask Alexander Soliznetsyn, who I was wrong.

00:25:02.000 He's not alive.

00:25:03.000 He died in 04 or something like that.

00:25:04.000 I can't remember when.

00:25:08.000 In the Soviet Union, if you committed wrong think, you would go to a re-education camp.

00:25:13.000 Sometimes, not only would you go to re-education camp, but you'd also have to do hard labor for like three or four months, and then you'd come back and be reintegrated into society, having meted out your punishment, which is exactly like that Marine who called in, or maybe he wasn't a Marine, sergeant,

00:25:29.000 whatever, that military dude, who said, I don't think women belong in the military. 1.00

00:25:34.000 He was stripped of his rank and forced to do, what was it, 60 days hard labor, and then he could quit, or he was going to go to prison.

00:25:43.000 That's not similar to a gulag.

00:25:45.000 That is verbatim literally what a gulag is.

00:25:49.000 They made her read certain books and watch certain movies.

00:25:53.000 Uh-oh.

00:25:59.000 Are these the fireworks?

00:26:00.000 Hey, man.

00:26:04.000 Uh, not much.

00:26:04.000 I'm shooting my show.

00:26:06.000 What?

00:26:06.000 You want to do this?

00:26:14.000 Okay.

00:26:16.000 And And how am I going to get you the money?

00:26:18.000 I'll just pay you back when I see you?

00:26:24.000 Okay.

00:26:24.000 Yeah, call me back.

00:26:28.000 That's an African-American man, you'll be happy to hear, who's going to help me buy fireworks.

00:26:34.000 Because I'm going all the way up to PA, and I don't want to go up there, buy the fireworks, come back, and then go up again.

00:26:42.000 That's an extra four hours.

00:26:43.000 So I'm going to Venmo him money, then he goes to FaceTimes at Phantom Fireworks, and we'll buy them together that way.

00:26:50.000 So this isn't anytime soon.

00:26:51.000 We can't do this live?

00:26:52.000 Well, he said 2.30.

00:26:54.000 We'll see.

00:26:55.000 Okay.

00:26:59.000 Yeah.

00:26:59.000 She's been re-educated.

00:27:04.000 And the other thing that's great about being a globalist who controls the justice system is you change the priorities of the FBI and the CIA.

00:27:15.000 Because if they arrest Antifa for destroying our country, they don't go to jail.

00:27:21.000 That's no results.

00:27:22.000 Your career sucks.

00:27:23.000 Oh, you're the detective that keeps arresting people that get let out.

00:27:26.000 You're not helping.

00:27:27.000 You're not cleaning up the streets.

00:27:29.000 Oh, you're the guy who bagged the Proud Boys.

00:27:31.000 You're the guy who bagged the insurrectionists.

00:27:33.000 You're getting a raise.

00:27:34.000 So it's not just that Soros hires Cyrus Vance as a DA.

00:27:39.000 It's that he's changed law enforcement completely.

00:27:43.000 So remember that guy who goes into the post office and is like, I'm filming here.

00:27:47.000 You can't kick me out.

00:27:48.000 I find it annoying.

00:27:49.000 I kind of get it.

00:27:50.000 You're antagonizing the government.

00:27:52.000 It's not my cup of tea.

00:27:54.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:27:57.000 Oh, geez.

00:27:59.000 I don't like how it says the person's name.

00:28:07.000 I'm sorry I have my phone on, but this fireworks thing has to happen today.

00:28:10.000 And I'm buying a car, trading in a car, actually.

00:28:12.000 I was going to get a Defender, but they're like $88,000.

00:28:19.000 Didn't you fall out of love with those two?

00:28:21.000 And I fell out of love.

00:28:23.000 I just saw one this morning and I was like, what's your, when did they stop making LR4s?

00:28:29.000 And they go, 2018, what's your closest to that?

00:28:32.000 What's your last LR4?

00:28:33.000 And they showed me one that was like 25 grand used from 2018 or something.

00:28:39.000 And I was like, or 2016, whatever.

00:28:41.000 And I was like, this is so much better.

00:28:43.000 If you're going to spend 88 grand, it should be something that gives you a boner where you wake up in the middle of the night and you just have to go and just look at it.

00:28:50.000 But pull up the Defender.

00:28:52.000 It just looks like a little kid's toy.

00:28:54.000 It's got that big, stupid, swollen bubble face, like a cough drop.

00:29:00.000 Yeah.

00:29:01.000 And remember, this is the pictures they chose to put online.

00:29:06.000 No, no, their old defenders are beautiful.

00:29:09.000 This is supposed to be a reboot of the old one.

00:29:11.000 The old ones look great.

00:29:12.000 The new ones look like shit.

00:29:14.000 Go down.

00:29:15.000 Go down.

00:29:15.000 Look at that one right in the middle.

00:29:17.000 That's what they used to be, right?

00:29:19.000 And now look at this Herbie the Love Bug blue thing next to it.

00:29:25.000 When I say a kid's toy, I mean like a baby.

00:29:27.000 That's a toy for a little baby.

00:29:30.000 So no, I'm not spending all that money on something that I don't want to look at.

00:29:34.000 That's beautiful.

00:29:35.000 I know a guy who imports these from Russia, the real deal old ones, and they're like 60 grand, but they go about 50 miles an hour.

00:29:44.000 And they're loud as shit.

00:29:47.000 Anyway, so he goes into the post office and he says, I'm going to film this.

00:29:52.000 And by the way, that black guy was supposed to be at the fireworks store at noon, and now it's 2.30.

00:30:00.000 Are you saying he's a little late?

00:30:03.000 I'm just saying.

00:30:04.000 Okay.

00:30:05.000 When a stereotype becomes something, it becomes something.

00:30:10.000 So he goes to the post office and he does all this shit.

00:30:12.000 And it's annoying, but I get it.

00:30:13.000 He calls himself a free speech auditor.

00:30:16.000 Okay, not my cup of tea.

00:30:17.000 I don't like bugging people who are working blue-collar jobs.

00:30:23.000 But they caught him.

00:30:24.000 He was at the insurrection.

00:30:27.000 Seakonkman arrested for taking part in Capital Insurrection.

00:30:30.000 He's a First Amendment auditor who works with Josh Abrams and other TB famous ratchets.

00:30:36.000 I don't know what TB means.

00:30:38.000 But nice work, FBI, CIA, you caught them.

00:30:43.000 You're really rounding up those meanderers.

00:30:46.000 One day they'll get all the old grandmas to watch movies and read books and be punished with probation for the sin of the January 6th meandering. 1.00

00:30:56.000 I mean, does anyone else see this?

00:31:00.000 I don't think so, right?

00:31:01.000 Like that Vanity Fair hit piece is all about how my horrible words can be linked to that terror that was the insurrection.

00:31:08.000 How many, that's some data I'd like to see.

00:31:11.000 How many Americans think it was a cataclysmic, horrific, horrible event?

00:31:17.000 Like we've had politicians say it's the worst thing to happen in this country since the Civil War.

00:31:21.000 I think Biden may have said that.

00:31:24.000 And then the rest of us just go, yeah, it was silly.

00:31:28.000 It was like, what happens when people are mad?

00:31:32.000 You don't advocate it, but you also totally understand it.

00:31:35.000 That's how I assume every sane person sees it.

00:31:38.000 But what are the numbers?

00:31:40.000 Sex was like not a big deal.

00:31:42.000 Half and half?

00:31:45.000 This is him.

00:31:47.000 Documentarian.

00:31:48.000 And, you know, as like you guys, when you guys hear of something, you guys show up as you do now and ask questions or record and see what happens.

00:31:58.000 That's what I was doing there.

00:32:00.000 So there are photos of you reportedly kind of stomping on camera equipment and stuff.

00:32:05.000 Is that you in that picture the FBI is putting out?

00:32:08.000 I would not like to comment on that at this time, but I'm working everything out with shorts and whatnot.

00:32:16.000 Beautiful tits. 0.99

00:32:17.000 Little perky pear shape.

00:32:19.000 You don't want to put on a t-shirt when the press is there to interview you?

00:32:25.000 He has vanilla tattooed on his shoulder.

00:32:27.000 This guy rules.

00:32:28.000 He has a what?

00:32:28.000 A tattoo of the word vanilla.

00:32:32.000 Hopefully he's got a best friend that has a chocolate tattoo.

00:32:35.000 That'd be cool if you said, Yeah, that was me stamping on their equipment.

00:32:38.000 And if you don't fuck off, I'm going to stamp on your equipment.

00:32:40.000 Hell yeah.

00:32:42.000 Like one time, the singer of the Yaya Yaz, I thought she was being accosted by some guy who was just bothering her because she's famous.

00:32:55.000 And we were friends.

00:32:56.000 I think Weiss kind of discovered the Ya Yayaz. 0.83

00:32:58.000 We all sort of came up together.

00:33:00.000 So I feel sort of protective of her.

00:33:04.000 And this guy's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:06.000 And I think, that's annoying me.

00:33:10.000 So I take a lemon out of my cocktail and I just aim it.

00:33:14.000 And I just go, boom.

00:33:17.000 Like James Bond, a real James Bond, not the CIA, it hits him in his eyeball.

00:33:23.000 Wow.

00:33:24.000 And he just goes, ah!

00:33:27.000 Oh my God.

00:33:28.000 Oh, ah, ah.

00:33:29.000 He gets up and leaves.

00:33:31.000 And I was just like, that was easy.

00:33:34.000 That's surreal.

00:33:35.000 Look up Ya Yaya Ya singer, dummy. 0.99

00:33:40.000 Her.

00:33:42.000 Half Asian, kind of nuts. 1.00

00:33:44.000 I'd throw a lemon for her. 0.98

00:33:46.000 Because she's a sister of mine in Asian blood. 0.68

00:33:48.000 Spike Jones ripped, totally used her and abused her.

00:33:55.000 Those sweet guys you gotta watch out for.

00:33:57.000 The cute little nice nerdy guys.

00:33:59.000 They just, because they want to get revenge from the junior high years when no one was fucking them.

00:34:06.000 Although David Cross, I gotta hand it to him.

00:34:08.000 I never saw him fuck over any girls, cheat on them.

00:34:11.000 And he sh couldn't have been popular in high school.

00:34:15.000 He was from Jew York City living in the south in Atlanta.

00:34:21.000 Anyway, so then her stylist lady who does all her clothes goes, did you just throw a lemon in Chris's eye? 1.00

00:34:29.000 And I was kind of ignoring her.

00:34:31.000 And I didn't realize that she was enjoying talking to that guy.

00:34:34.000 He wasn't bothering her at all.

00:34:36.000 That's her friend Chris.

00:34:38.000 And I was like, meh.

00:34:40.000 And she goes, answer me, Gavin.

00:34:43.000 Did you throw a lemon in Chris's eye?

00:34:46.000 And I went, yeah, I did.

00:34:48.000 And if you don't fuck off, I'm going to throw a lemon in your eye.

00:34:51.000 That's your move.

00:34:54.000 That's the deal.

00:34:54.000 That's the best way to deal with these sort of things is you don't deny it.

00:34:59.000 Own it.

00:35:00.000 Were you calling me fat?

00:35:02.000 Yeah, I did.

00:35:02.000 You're huge, dude.

00:35:04.000 I was being nice by calling you fat, actually.

00:35:06.000 Yeah, you double down.

00:35:07.000 Never, yeah, never sort of go, well, sort of.

00:35:10.000 You got to understand that you were a lot heavier than...

00:35:12.000 No.

00:35:13.000 Yeah, I did, fat pig.

00:35:15.000 Like today, I finally made it back to the gym, and I'm like, I'm back.

00:35:21.000 And I rolls, and then Tommy Bags is like, what the fuck?

00:35:26.000 Look at you.

00:35:27.000 You're obese.

00:35:28.000 And I pull up my shirt.

00:35:29.000 I go, you mean this?

00:35:30.000 And you know how you can push it out.

00:35:31.000 And he goes, Gavin, what the fuck?

00:35:33.000 You look like you're having a baby.

00:35:36.000 And then the owner's like, you don't come because it's hot out?

00:35:39.000 You know why I'm here?

00:35:40.000 And I go, yeah, because you own the place.

00:35:42.000 You have to be here.

00:35:43.000 And he goes, no, because I'm a man.

00:35:45.000 I go, you're playing Candy Crush under a fan.

00:35:48.000 He goes, I don't even know how to play Candy Crush.

00:35:50.000 I got the game wrong.

00:35:51.000 It's like some jackpot game.

00:35:54.000 I'm like, that's not really manly.

00:35:56.000 Okay, the fan part, those stands.

00:35:58.000 And then I did just waits and workouts with the trainer and didn't do the heavy bags or spar.

00:36:04.000 Because when you haven't gone in a week, sparring is, that's a little too intense, especially because it's still pretty hot.

00:36:11.000 And as I get to the door, Larry Burns just yells out, see you later, wimp.

00:36:23.000 Oh, fun stuff.

00:36:24.000 He's a smart man, Larry.

00:36:26.000 When are we going to get him in here?

00:36:29.000 Yeah, we got to do it now that the studio is set up.

00:36:32.000 Just with July 4th and everything, I'm going to get Ann Coulter in here soon, too.

00:36:36.000 These sets look good when they're all lit up.

00:36:38.000 We had the help with the lighting guy.

00:36:40.000 Damn, these sets are good.

00:36:41.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:43.000 They're just begging to be used.

00:36:46.000 Ooh, yeah.

00:36:47.000 I want to use her like the way Spike Jones used the singer, the yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:51.000 Yeah.

00:36:52.000 Yeah.

00:36:56.000 Well, not that much, but yes, something like that.

00:37:02.000 Let me just finish this whole sort of thread.

00:37:07.000 This story didn't go anywhere.

00:37:08.000 It was on Tucker, of course, but outside of him and a few esoteric right-wing sources, this story died instantly.

00:37:15.000 There was a lunatic Muslim running for office. 0.98

00:37:18.000 I didn't number this, but it would be.

00:37:19.000 It's between 18 and 19.

00:37:21.000 She's got a weird name like Ubax.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, Ubax Adardir.

00:37:28.000 She's a mental. 0.92

00:37:31.000 She's a mentally ill person with the IQ of a fish who's running for city council. 1.00

00:37:37.000 Mentally ill Han Omar. 0.99

00:37:40.000 No, El Han Omar is mentally ill too.

00:37:42.000 It's hard to tell when someone is this dumb though.

00:37:45.000 Like when someone has the IQ of 60, are you just like, you don't understand how life works?

00:37:49.000 Or are you insane?

00:37:51.000 I can't tell.

00:37:52.000 That's the problem when you get into the 60 to 70 zone of IQ points.

00:37:57.000 But well loved by the left.

00:38:00.000 She, to show how Islamophobic everyone is, look at her.

00:38:05.000 Hello.

00:38:07.000 I like strawberries.

00:38:09.000 Hello.

00:38:10.000 Are you my friend?

00:38:12.000 I will bite you.

00:38:14.000 Wow.

00:38:15.000 She went from friends to bite you pretty quick. 0.92

00:38:17.000 She doesn't know that biting is bad.

00:38:18.000 Right.

00:38:20.000 She sees people kiss, and she thinks they're biting each other.

00:38:24.000 When you love someone, you bite their face.

00:38:26.000 No, no, that's kissing, Ubax. 0.72

00:38:29.000 But she went on a school bus full of kids and said, I have a bomb to show you that Seattle is Islamophobic.

00:38:42.000 Yeah.

00:38:44.000 If phobia is to be scared of, and you're on a bus and you're Muslim, I'm Islamophobic, especially when it involves kids. 0.97

00:38:53.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:38:54.000 I got it.

00:38:55.000 Oh.

00:38:57.000 Play something, I'm giving up on you.

00:39:25.000 They should have ran off the bus the second they saw her.

00:39:34.000 I mean, so my point is, this woman's running for office. 1.00

00:39:39.000 No charges, no nothing.

00:39:42.000 And people who storm the capital, sorry, meander the Capitol, that is law enforcement's primary goal.

00:39:48.000 And the only way you can get away with it is to go on the gulag to the re-education camp.

00:39:53.000 Remember when Bernie Bros were talking about this, Project Veritas was admitting to re-education camps.

00:40:00.000 The Bernie Bros were saying, if Bernie wins, we're going to teach people how not to be a fucking Nazi, was the way they put it.

00:40:07.000 And here we are, giving books to read.

00:40:11.000 Incredibly biased books, too.

00:40:12.000 Like, you know, the way they teach the Tulsa massacre is nothing to do with the truth.

00:40:17.000 It's going to be like the government sent in planes and bombed Black Wall Street because it was too successful. 0.98

00:40:23.000 Anyway, that's enough serious shit.

00:40:26.000 I didn't do my racist Bernie Sanders on air.

00:40:29.000 That could be a good segue.

00:40:32.000 They say that 14% is part of the, is 50% of the violent crimes, but it's more like 2% because it's black males 18 to 25, and it's more like 70% of crime in general. 0.83

00:40:44.000 2% responsible for 70%?

00:40:48.000 I think that's just honest, Bernie Sanders.

00:40:50.000 That's just correct, Bernie Sanders.

00:40:52.000 Racist Bernie Sanders is, we have to get the 14% down to maybe 2, maybe 1%.

00:40:59.000 I mean, it's too many percents.

00:41:05.000 Ed Henry is suing.

00:41:07.000 This goes under fake news.

00:41:08.000 Maybe show my fake news thing.

00:41:11.000 Fake news.

00:41:12.000 I didn't do my hair before I came here, so I'm sorry.

00:41:14.000 I didn't do my care before.

00:41:16.000 That's weird.

00:41:17.000 Yes.

00:41:19.000 Because he got caught fucking this Asian chick. 1.00

00:41:25.000 And so when the left reported on it, they added this little Easter egg that he has had a history of sexual misconduct, which isn't true.

00:41:39.000 Henry was fired by Fox in July after the network received sexual misconduct complaint.

00:41:43.000 Jennifer Erckhardt sued Henry, saying he'd violently raped her.

00:41:46.000 He always maintained the relationship was consensual.

00:41:49.000 Look up Jennifer Eckhart. 0.96

00:41:50.000 Maybe she, yeah, she's white, but his wife is Asian. 1.00

00:41:55.000 And his wife let it go.

00:41:58.000 I guess he did a lot of crying and she said, all right, all right, all right, just don't do it ever again.

00:42:04.000 And then I think Fox, yeah, her.

00:42:08.000 I think what happened was some rude texts got out.

00:42:11.000 She looks like a weird puppet. 0.97

00:42:13.000 And she was embarrassed, so she turned it into a Me Too rape thing.

00:42:17.000 This is when rape was the hot thing. 1.00

00:42:19.000 It was hot to be raped. 0.59

00:42:22.000 And I don't believe her.

00:42:24.000 I don't believe all women. 1.00

00:42:26.000 I think they were just having raunchy sex and he got caught and she wanted to spin it her way.

00:42:32.000 And I'm glad he's suing.

00:42:33.000 He's suing.

00:42:34.000 Go back to the original article.

00:42:35.000 He's suing Brian Stettler.

00:42:39.000 Go down?

00:42:41.000 So that's him.

00:42:42.000 He's the Pocket Square Master.

00:42:44.000 I've spoken to him a few times about Pocket Squares.

00:42:49.000 Yeah, those two.

00:42:51.000 Smoke Show and Humpty Dumpty.

00:42:54.000 The Turgid Title Tale.

00:42:57.000 Smokeshow, by the way, is the one who was so impressed with our man David Shortel for just on instincts alone staking out Roger Stone's house minutes before the SWAT team showed up.

00:43:09.000 What a gifted man.

00:43:10.000 So both of those people can burn in hell.

00:43:13.000 I'm glad they're getting fuck with.

00:43:15.000 But the problem with rooting for Ed Henry is I can never forget him crying his face off on Fox and Friends when he decided he was going to give his sister a kidney or something.

00:43:30.000 It's the worst TV cry.

00:43:31.000 It's 1-3.

00:43:32.000 It's the worst TV cry I've ever seen in my life.

00:43:37.000 And I cringe every time I think of it.

00:43:40.000 And I can't look at Ed Henry the same, which I guess what he was going for.

00:43:43.000 Wait, stop, stop.

00:43:44.000 He didn't want to be known as the serial cheater.

00:43:47.000 So he thought, I'll make a big announcement.

00:43:49.000 I'll cry my eyes out.

00:43:50.000 And then that will stick in our heads.

00:43:52.000 And it kind of worked for me, because this is what I think of when anyone says Ed Henry.

00:43:56.000 Hold on to your hats, folks.

00:44:00.000 Colin has a liver disorder, and you as her brother have decided to step up and donate a portion of this.

00:44:08.000 And watching your heart in this process, the emotional connection you have to your sister.

00:44:12.000 Listen, you're getting emotional now for all the right reasons.

00:44:15.000 I mean, you're saving, hopefully saving the life of you.

00:44:18.000 None of them come and bring everybody a fuck.

00:44:21.000 And they're amazing.

00:44:24.000 I don't see the tears.

00:44:25.000 And you got some great family.

00:44:27.000 You're totally familiar with it.

00:44:29.000 We sure are.

00:44:30.000 The process is going to be a bit long.

00:44:31.000 We're going to miss you for a while on the couch.

00:44:34.000 So we're going to do the sturdy on Tuesday.

00:44:36.000 And what's amazing about the liver that I've learned that you didn't know is that it regenerates.

00:44:42.000 How do you not know that?

00:44:43.000 It all goes as planned.

00:44:45.000 My lobes are essentially of two lobes.

00:44:47.000 And we're going to have a doctor on shortly to kind of explain this better than I can.

00:44:52.000 She hasn't wanted me to do this because she's not going to be able to do it.

00:44:54.000 No, this is not it.

00:44:55.000 She's on the list.

00:44:56.000 I think Fox is putting out an edited version.

00:45:00.000 Look it up, dude.

00:45:02.000 It's way worse than that.

00:45:04.000 He goes, Hunt, here's Afghanistan.

00:45:07.000 Are you giving my liver to my sister?

00:45:10.000 And I saw it happen live and I was just going, oh my God, I hope I never see him again because I won't be able to look at him.

00:45:18.000 Holy shit, it's kind of hard to find.

00:45:21.000 Yeah, it's been scrubbed, hasn't it?

00:45:22.000 Wow.

00:45:23.000 Ed Henry crying liver.

00:45:25.000 Just put Ed Henry liver.

00:45:28.000 This is how to...

00:45:29.000 Okay, say Your sister's dying, and for some reason you're on TV and you have to talk about it.

00:45:35.000 This is how you do it, okay?

00:45:36.000 So I understand you're not going to be with us on Tuesday, Gavin.

00:45:40.000 Yeah.

00:45:46.000 Doing a liver I'm very emotional, it's really hard to talk about a liver transplant.

00:45:53.000 Anyway, I'm sorry.

00:45:55.000 I apologize.

00:45:55.000 I can't talk.

00:45:56.000 It's just a little too close to the bone.

00:46:01.000 That was the only clip I could see.

00:46:03.000 I'm trying to search elsewhere.

00:46:06.000 And then they'll move on.

00:46:08.000 You're not going to get in trouble.

00:46:10.000 Hey, you weren't dynamic enough when you were talking about your dying sister.

00:46:14.000 Why are you doing the cry talk thing?

00:46:18.000 It's so embarrassing.

00:46:21.000 How we doing?

00:46:23.000 Play something I'm giving up on you.

00:46:27.000 Seems to be that that is the only clip I could find so far.

00:46:30.000 Wait, let's see.

00:46:31.000 Play something I'm giving up on you.

00:46:34.000 Here we go.

00:46:36.000 I'm going to donate part of my liver on Tuesday.

00:46:40.000 That's as good as my best friend is dying.

00:46:43.000 Oh my God, look at him.

00:46:44.000 He farts right after.

00:46:50.000 He'd been dying to fart the whole time.

00:46:51.000 He thought, well, I'm going to have lots of empathy right now.

00:46:54.000 This is a time to fucking gas the room.

00:46:57.000 Time to fucking...

00:46:58.000 Wait, while that reloads.

00:47:00.000 Smoke bomb.

00:47:01.000 I have a thing to cue.

00:47:03.000 You have a what?

00:47:04.000 Hold on, one second.

00:47:06.000 Play something I'm giving up on you.

00:47:10.000 I'm going to reload this page.

00:47:12.000 Play something I'm giving up on you.

00:47:16.000 Boy, the universe really doesn't want us to see Henry making an ass of himself.

00:47:20.000 Yeah, we get here.

00:47:21.000 So I'm going to donate part of my liver on Tuesday.

00:47:25.000 Wow.

00:47:29.000 So for our viewers, you've had a heavy heart for a while, rightfully so.

00:47:34.000 Your sister, Colleen, has a liver disorder, and you, as her brother, have decided to step up and donate a portion of your liver.

00:47:42.000 This has been a long journey, and it's really, it's good to talk about it.

00:47:45.000 It's just hard to hope it helps people because there's a lot of people who need organ donations.

00:47:50.000 The people probably going through exactly what you're going through right now, and you sharing the story is going to make a huge difference.

00:47:55.000 I'm going to give you a huge kudos for this ad, honestly.

00:47:57.000 It's going to be hard to do.

00:47:58.000 A few days ago.

00:48:00.000 And I got to say, she was really happy there.

00:48:06.000 And that's all I want to do.

00:48:09.000 Give her a little life. 0.85

00:48:10.000 Your sister told me that two years younger than you.

00:48:12.000 No, listen, it told us what.

00:48:15.000 I want to say a couple of weeks ago we found out about this.

00:48:18.000 And watching your heart in this process, the emotional connection you have to your sister.

00:48:23.000 Listen, you're getting emotional now for all the right reasons.

00:48:26.000 I mean, you're saving, ultimately saving life in your life.

00:48:30.000 And for the record, those are our farts.

00:48:35.000 Edited in.

00:48:36.000 We apologize for doing that.

00:48:39.000 It's not who we are as a network.

00:48:42.000 It's not who I am as a person.

00:48:44.000 And I'd like to cut over to Ryan now because he would like to make a formal apology for making Ed Henry fart while he was discussing his life of his possible death of his sister.

00:48:57.000 Guys, you know, we all go through things.

00:48:59.000 Are you blurry?

00:49:00.000 What he was going through was very important.

00:49:03.000 And to make fun of it is to be a meanie-bumbalini. 0.98

00:49:08.000 Hate has no home here is perfectly sharp.

00:49:10.000 Now there's a Somalian on my face. 0.98

00:49:14.000 Oh, God.

00:49:16.000 And your face is blurry.

00:49:19.000 There's a Somalian on my face.

00:49:23.000 Let's lighten up the fare here.

00:49:25.000 It's all pretty intense.

00:49:27.000 Sports.

00:49:28.000 We don't have a sports bumper.

00:49:29.000 Sports talk, sports talk.

00:49:31.000 Remember that?

00:49:32.000 Yeah.

00:49:33.000 I thought I invented a great song.

00:49:35.000 Sports talk, sports talk.

00:49:37.000 And then Kale Hartman goes, I can't tell if you're kidding or if you don't realize that you're just saying Wayne's World, but Sports Talk.

00:49:44.000 And I was like, oh, shit.

00:49:47.000 I've been doing it for months.

00:49:49.000 Guys, welcome back to Sports Talk, Sports Talk.

00:49:53.000 What a fun little thing I invented.

00:49:55.000 It's just Wayne's World.

00:49:56.000 It's Wayne's World.

00:49:58.000 Good news in the history of sports here.

00:50:00.000 Remember that thing from like an hour ago, the YouTubers fighting the TikTokers and the Zulus fighting the Hulus and the Hootsies killing the Tootsies? 1.00

00:50:10.000 Oh, my heart bleeds for Africa.

00:50:12.000 No, the worst was the Triller one where we paid money to watch Justin Bieber, that chick who had a number one hit, who did my baby Milky Duds.

00:50:28.000 She had the big controversy, whatever her name was. 1.00

00:50:30.000 Dola D. What was her name?

00:50:33.000 Doja Cat? 0.53

00:50:34.000 Doja Cat, Dojo Cat.

00:50:35.000 She did the Milk song.

00:50:36.000 I'm a cow.

00:50:37.000 I'm a cow.

00:50:38.000 Like, she came on, and then the fights were shockingly bad.

00:50:42.000 Just flailing.

00:50:43.000 Like, if it was in a bar, you'd go, whoa, that's the worst bar fight I've ever seen.

00:50:48.000 Are those people retarded? 1.00

00:50:52.000 And we were so pissed off, me and Maddie Odell, that we, luckily, we could switch to UFC, and that was a great night of UFC.

00:51:01.000 But we were both, like, I don't know how many times we stopped and just looked at each other and went, what are we watching?

00:51:10.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:51:12.000 And then I was so pissed off the next day.

00:51:14.000 I went in the gym and I was like, this can't go on.

00:51:16.000 There's no way anyone is watching the next one.

00:51:20.000 Now, I think a few people tuned in to the Jake Paul, what was it, Floyd Mayweather one, which was clearly fake.

00:51:29.000 We saw Floyd knock him out accidentally and then carry him so he wouldn't hit the mat because they had previously agreed on eight rounds and that's what all the betting was based on.

00:51:38.000 So I can't knock him down early.

00:51:42.000 And then they decided to keep going, keep upping the ante.

00:51:48.000 And I wasn't exactly right about when it was going to break, but it finally broke.

00:51:53.000 Thank God.

00:51:55.000 It's garbage.

00:51:56.000 Headlined by these two idiots.

00:51:57.000 Turns out, no one on the card has been paid yet.

00:52:00.000 And the company that put it on has filed for bankruptcy.

00:52:02.000 Right, Bryce Hall, who claimed he was going to make $5 million, got punched in the face so hard he turned into one of the founding fathers for nothing.

00:52:07.000 On top of that, the company that put on the fight, if you watch Real Fighting, you would get a kick out of this, thought that they could get 500,000 pay-per-views.

00:52:14.000 That's what they needed just to break even, pay everyone's salaries.

00:52:17.000 They got $136,000.

00:52:19.000 You remember this garbage?

00:52:20.000 Isn't that fantastic?

00:52:22.000 Thank God.

00:52:23.000 Because talk about going out with a whimper.

00:52:25.000 I didn't want that sport to die that way.

00:52:28.000 Also in sports, yesterday, I forgot to mention is Bobby Banilla Day.

00:52:32.000 This might be the stupidest deal in the history of the sport.

00:52:36.000 He was a Met for like an hour and a half, and they could have just paid him, I think it was $5 million or something.

00:52:46.000 Yeah, $5.9 million.

00:52:48.000 But they said, I know, let's pay him $1.2 million for 25 years instead.

00:52:53.000 What?

00:52:55.000 $25 million is less than $6 million?

00:52:58.000 Yes, it is, because you see, we've invested in this magic hedge fund that pays out 12% a year.

00:53:05.000 And that's going to last forever because 12% a year is totally normal.

00:53:09.000 No, it's not.

00:53:09.000 5% is normal.

00:53:11.000 Most people can't break 5%.

00:53:12.000 If you're getting 12, you're probably in a pyramid scheme.

00:53:16.000 Who's running this hedge fund that you think is going to be paying you all this money every year?

00:53:20.000 They go, oh, it's our friend Bernie Madoff.

00:53:23.000 Huh.

00:53:25.000 So, of course, Bernie Madoff goes to prison.

00:53:28.000 And now, whoever owns the Mets is settled with this ridiculous deal of $1.19 million a year.

00:53:36.000 And he's sucked.

00:53:37.000 He also gets half a million dollars a year from the Baltimore Orioles.

00:53:43.000 Who's running?

00:53:44.000 I don't know anything about sports.

00:53:46.000 I'm pretty familiar with the Mets.

00:53:47.000 That's about it.

00:53:48.000 But who's coming up with these fucking deals?

00:53:55.000 And then our other big top sports story is this chick smoked pot. 1.00

00:54:00.000 I don't care that she smoked pot. 1.00

00:54:03.000 It's boring to me.

00:54:04.000 What I care about is her fucking eyelashes. 1.00

00:54:07.000 This eyelash thing has got to stop.

00:54:11.000 Does anyone not see this as comical?

00:54:14.000 You look like Mrs. Potato Head. 0.92

00:54:16.000 I think she looks like Lil Bow Wow. 1.00

00:54:19.000 It's not acceptable.

00:54:22.000 The U.S. tracking deal, the doping agency.

00:54:24.000 You can't see or hear anything.

00:54:27.000 Unfortunately, you will not be able to compete in the Olympics in your race, your individual race, 100 meters.

00:54:34.000 But there is a chance.

00:54:37.000 It's a small chance, but there's a chance you could go to the Olympics and take part in the relay.

00:54:42.000 Are you hopeful for that?

00:54:43.000 Is that what you're holding out hope for at this moment?

00:54:49.000 Right now, I'm just putting all of my time and energy into dealing with what I need to do to heal myself.

00:54:58.000 So if I'm allowed to receive that blessing, then I'm grateful for it.

00:55:04.000 But if not right now, I'm going to just focus on myself.

00:55:10.000 She's got the classic needs to change the batteries and the smoke detector thing. 1.00

00:55:15.000 All low lives have that.

00:55:16.000 It's fucking crazy.

00:55:19.000 Wow.

00:55:21.000 You know, what would your message be to those who are considering that right now?

00:55:26.000 Like a child's toy.

00:55:27.000 Do your wig better.

00:55:28.000 And to your fans.

00:55:29.000 If you like Barbie, then get her hair. 1.00

00:55:31.000 If you like Miss Potato Head, get her eyelashes. 1.00

00:55:34.000 If we removed all the fake hair from you, what will you be?

00:55:38.000 Have fallen in.

00:55:39.000 What do you look like when someone wakes up next to you?

00:55:42.000 A little bow.

00:55:43.000 Just as you are in that moment, what would you want to say?

00:55:45.000 You look ridiculous.

00:55:47.000 I would like to say to my fans, to my family, to my sponsorship, to...

00:55:54.000 All right, that's enough.

00:55:56.000 The haters, too.

00:55:58.000 I just can't wrap.

00:55:59.000 It's like the big shower bonnet things.

00:56:02.000 It's sort of like Chip Chipperson.

00:56:04.000 I mean, black fashion has always been elaborate right back to the Zoot suits and all that stuff.

00:56:09.000 But you looked in the 20s at a Zoot suit and you're like, that's not my cup of tea, but I get it.

00:56:13.000 You got a big long hat.

00:56:15.000 There was a textile shortage because of the war, so it was a way to show off because textiles were rare, so you must be really macking if you have an extra long jacket.

00:56:22.000 I got you.

00:56:23.000 Chicano thing, you know, with the hair net. 1.00

00:56:26.000 I get it.

00:56:27.000 I don't get the eyelashes.

00:56:29.000 I don't get the pants below the ass. 0.97

00:56:32.000 And I don't get the shower caps.

00:56:34.000 I'm sorry.

00:56:36.000 I don't see the argument for it.

00:56:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:56:39.000 The aesthetic point.

00:56:41.000 Some guy wrote in, actually, in the letters and said, I can tell you why you don't care about Bill Cosby.

00:56:49.000 Because he wasn't persecuted on behalf of the rape victims.

00:56:54.000 No one gave a shit about the rape victims.

00:56:56.000 This whole thing started because he said black guys have to pull up their pants.

00:57:01.000 They look ridiculous.

00:57:02.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:57:03.000 That's why they terrorized him and threw him in jail.

00:57:08.000 He held the black community to a higher standard.

00:57:12.000 Yeah, just like Monique did. 1.00

00:57:13.000 Monique did a whole thing about the bonnets. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Remember, we talked about that on another show.

00:57:16.000 Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington also.

00:57:18.000 They said similar things.

00:57:19.000 I don't believe in racism.

00:57:21.000 And Denzel Washington, I don't believe that racism exists in America.

00:57:26.000 That's your Denzel Washington?

00:57:28.000 Yes.

00:57:29.000 The Morgan Freeman's good.

00:57:30.000 Denzel Washington sounds like Matthew McConaughey.

00:57:33.000 I'm Matthew McConaughey, Denzel Washington.

00:57:36.000 Mitch Hedberg.

00:57:37.000 Yeah.

00:57:39.000 Why is a giraffe an animal?

00:57:42.000 Or whatever.

00:57:47.000 Let's do a My Pet Biden. 0.69

00:57:49.000 We haven't done any of our segues.

00:57:51.000 That's so true.

00:57:58.000 Biden.

00:57:59.000 On him I can depend my pet.

00:58:03.000 Biden.

00:58:04.000 A monster of the president.

00:58:06.000 He's big and loose.

00:58:07.000 Sleepy.

00:58:08.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:58:11.000 My pet.

00:58:12.000 Biden.

00:58:12.000 Wait, what?

00:58:12.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:58:17.000 That person did a good job.

00:58:22.000 So if they can't, they want to bring back COVID because it's a really effective way to control people.

00:58:27.000 They're going for the Delta variant now.

00:58:29.000 That's a new Thing.

00:58:30.000 COVID's back up.

00:58:32.000 We've got to get more control.

00:58:34.000 But they have a plan B, and CNN has already instituted it despite their ratings dropping like an anvil as a lifesaver.

00:58:48.000 Climate change.

00:58:49.000 That's the new emergency we have.

00:58:51.000 Global warming is the problem.

00:58:54.000 And Biden brought it up while talking about Miami.

00:59:01.000 What's the exact quote?

00:59:04.000 He said, you know, I didn't bring this up at the meeting, but we should look into, yeah, zoom in on that.

00:59:10.000 I can't read it.

00:59:10.000 It's way too small.

00:59:14.000 I didn't raise it, he said at the St. Regis Ball Harbor resort blocks from the site.

00:59:18.000 They talked about sea levels rising and about how the combination of that and a concern about incoming storms, incoming tropical storms.

00:59:24.000 So the building, I didn't know.

00:59:26.000 It was blown down by a storm?

00:59:28.000 No, but it would be interesting to bring up the impact of global warming.

00:59:35.000 What?

00:59:36.000 An idiot.

00:59:39.000 Yes, the building in Miami collapsed because of global warming.

00:59:42.000 Maybe if it was like near the edge of the sea and it collapsed into the sea, we might be able to, you might have a point there if you could prove that the sea levels were rising and affecting the foundation.

00:59:52.000 It was nowhere near the sea, you fucking retard. 1.00

00:59:58.000 Then there's that clip you sent me.

01:00:00.000 It's amazing.

01:00:01.000 Yeah.

01:00:01.000 Where do we get that?

01:00:04.000 But he even singing something about Jesus and Stableman?

01:00:06.000 No, no.

01:00:08.000 I speak Biden.

01:00:09.000 Oh, that's right.

01:00:10.000 Yeah, let's see if we can get this.

01:00:12.000 I'll help you.

01:00:13.000 Oh, shit.

01:00:14.000 While you're looking for that, we could talk about the other things.

01:00:17.000 They talk on...

01:00:19.000 It's 2-3 here.

01:00:21.000 He's at a press conference.

01:00:23.000 Someone brings up Afghanistan.

01:00:24.000 Pretty important.

01:00:25.000 I think it's one of the only...

01:00:27.000 I think we're still embroiled in two wars, so it's 50% of our wars.

01:00:32.000 Let's just get them out of there. 0.78

01:00:33.000 It didn't work.

01:00:33.000 The Russians couldn't fix it.

01:00:34.000 We can't fix it.

01:00:35.000 Let's get the fuck out of Afghanistan. 1.00

01:00:38.000 So a reporter says, when are we getting out of Afghanistan?

01:00:40.000 What does Joe Biden say?

01:00:42.000 I want to talk about happy things, man.

01:00:45.000 Like, poor Kyle Dunnegan, he's not going to be able to do a hilarious imitation anymore because Biden is better than the cartoon depiction he does.

01:00:54.000 Scroll down.

01:00:56.000 I want to talk about happy things, man.

01:00:58.000 There's a video of it.

01:01:05.000 I want to talk about happy things, man.

01:01:08.000 If there is enough.

01:01:10.000 That's it.

01:01:11.000 Play it again from the very beginning.

01:01:16.000 I want to talk about happy things, man.

01:01:19.000 If it's enough, that's it.

01:01:22.000 He's a doting grandfather.

01:01:25.000 You know those people who are kind enough not to put their parents in old age homes and they're just around and they become sort of your home becomes a sitcom.

01:01:33.000 And they say things like, I want to talk about happy things, man.

01:01:36.000 You're like, all right, Grandpa Joe, we'll talk about happy things, buddy.

01:01:41.000 Can I get some iced tea?

01:01:43.000 You have iced tea.

01:01:44.000 It's right there in your hand.

01:01:45.000 Oh, shit.

01:01:46.000 Thanks.

01:01:46.000 That was fast.

01:01:47.000 Okay.

01:01:48.000 That was real fast.

01:01:52.000 I have this Biden video.

01:01:53.000 Okay.

01:01:53.000 Let me translate it.

01:01:55.000 Okay.

01:01:56.000 Let's get our translating boots on here.

01:02:00.000 The same stable Jesus said that the biggest problem we had in the Revolutionary War is didn't have enough airports.

01:02:07.000 The same stable Jesus said the biggest problem we had in the Revolutionary War is we didn't have enough airports.

01:02:14.000 What?

01:02:22.000 So that was actually a slam dunk for Joe, but he fucked it up because he garbles his words.

01:02:30.000 Because as we pointed out, maybe July 4th, I'm not sure.

01:02:34.000 His brain and his mouth are arch enemies.

01:02:37.000 And they are not speaking to each other ever again.

01:02:42.000 So he didn't say stable Jesus.

01:02:46.000 He said stable genius.

01:02:49.000 And he's talking about Trump.

01:02:50.000 Trump called himself a stable genius.

01:02:53.000 And he said the same stable genius who claimed that in the Revolutionary War, we blocked all of the airports so the Brits couldn't fly in.

01:03:03.000 Trump did say that.

01:03:06.000 I think it was a teleprompter typo where they had airports instead of ports or it autocorrected.

01:03:12.000 So Trump read the word airports when he said we closed all the ports during the Revolutionary War.

01:03:19.000 So yes, you caught Trump on a mistake.

01:03:21.000 It's something you could really grind him on if you could speak English.

01:03:25.000 And then now that you mumble, all we hear is you, who was handed a great typo.

01:03:30.000 Trump did look like an imbecile when he said that.

01:03:33.000 So it's a good one for you.

01:03:35.000 And Trump should have caught it.

01:03:36.000 He should have heard himself say airports and go, wait a minute, we're talking about 1776.

01:03:43.000 But even being handed that, here's a gun, shoot me, it's loaded.

01:03:48.000 He turns it into stabilization.

01:03:50.000 Air poisoning war.

01:03:53.000 And then what he does the sign of the cross.

01:03:57.000 Oh, yeah, I think you missed something in there.

01:03:59.000 If you listen really closely.

01:04:00.000 Revolutionary war is we didn't have enough airports.

01:04:04.000 What?

01:04:06.000 Whoa.

01:04:09.000 Yeah, he's doing the sign of the cross to be like, we're in trouble.

01:04:12.000 Lord help me, Jesus.

01:04:13.000 This guy's a nut.

01:04:20.000 Oh, we had another fart in there for a second.

01:04:23.000 China is starting to freak me out. 1.00

01:04:27.000 While the American justice system and intelligence is focused on the post office guys because they went to Washington on January 6th, no one's really paying attention to the fact that we are headed to a war with China.

01:04:41.000 China has said, China's basically announced they're going to be taking Taiwan.

01:04:48.000 We are facing this mountain of inflation.

01:04:51.000 The entire world hates China for the plague.

01:04:54.000 And they've made it very clear that if anyone fucks with them, they're dead.

01:04:59.000 They're passionately, savagely, fiercely promoting nationalism.

01:05:04.000 And we are doing the opposite, saying our country sucks.

01:05:07.000 It's racist, it's horrible.

01:05:09.000 We're shitty people.

01:05:10.000 And if you scroll down, yeah, he said, no, no, that's too far.

01:05:17.000 He said, any country that attempts to bully China would face broken heads and bloodshed.

01:05:25.000 They're going to break our head.

01:05:29.000 I don't know, man.

01:05:30.000 The Toad is concerned, too.

01:05:32.000 And he's the smartest guy I know.

01:05:34.000 Well, one of them.

01:05:35.000 Mark Levin is up there.

01:05:38.000 So when the Toad is concerned, I'm concerned.

01:05:40.000 That's 2-5.

01:05:42.000 When the United States is bitterly divided, there talks about these kind of unbridgeable chasm of values, not just of political parties in the United States.

01:05:58.000 How does China hold itself together?

01:06:02.000 The Chinese have launched a massive new campaign to create solidarity among the Chinese, to make them truly one nation.

01:06:14.000 Now, they're not after true solidarity.

01:06:17.000 They're not trying to include everyone.

01:06:19.000 In fact, every now and then the Chinese will launch an extermination campaign against the Muslims over here or the Falun Gong over there.

01:06:27.000 They want, nevertheless, to create a unified China.

01:06:31.000 And according to one source, a kind of a credible source, they're succeeding.

01:06:37.000 The source is a guy named Zhou Tsai, T-S-A-I.

01:06:40.000 He is one of the founders of the Chinese e-commerce giant called Alibaba, a very successful company that has helped to make Zhou Tsai into a billionaire from Jack Ma.

01:06:55.000 And he was asked about China.

01:06:58.000 And he said, look, stop complaining about China.

01:07:03.000 The Chinese people are happy.

01:07:05.000 Very striking statement.

01:07:06.000 The Chinese people are happy.

01:07:08.000 And he said, not only that, but because they're happy, they support the government that is making them happy.

01:07:15.000 And when he was asked about what is the basis for this happiness, he said the following.

01:07:22.000 He says, the China that I see, the large numbers of the population, I'm talking about 80 to 90 percent, are very, very happy with the fact that their lives are improving every year.

01:07:32.000 He goes on to say, when I started Alibaba in 1999, the gross domestic product, the per capita GDP, was $800.

01:07:42.000 That's per Chinese family, per year.

01:07:45.000 He says today it's over $10,000.

01:07:48.000 And he says, and if you talk to Chinese parents, are your children going to have a better life than you?

01:07:51.000 He goes, most of them will say, absolutely yes, they're going to be educated.

01:07:55.000 They're going to find good jobs.

01:07:57.000 China is getting better.

01:08:00.000 So the argument here from Joe Tsai is based on economics, based on the idea that if a country can offer its...

01:08:07.000 I think we should go to war with them.

01:08:08.000 We'll definitely win.

01:08:09.000 This is what we do.

01:08:10.000 We say we're not paying any of our debts, and we get China, Germany, Italy, everyone else to agree.

01:08:17.000 And then when China says, fuck you, we say, no, fuck you. 0.94

01:08:21.000 We're going to return manufacturing.

01:08:23.000 We'll pay more, but we'll have more because we'll all have jobs.

01:08:27.000 And it will be good quality.

01:08:29.000 Every toy my wife brings home for my kids now, it's cheap. 0.64

01:08:32.000 It's like eight bucks.

01:08:33.000 Like, remember that bird I had?

01:08:35.000 It's already broken.

01:08:37.000 Chinese bird, right?

01:08:38.000 Yeah.

01:08:39.000 I mean, it'll be like some little, not Nerf, Nerf seems pretty good.

01:08:42.000 It'll be some little gun, rubber band thing, you know, magnetic darts or something.

01:08:46.000 And then the starts peeling.

01:08:48.000 After about three days, these things last about three days of play.

01:08:53.000 That's not, when I was a kid, our Bionic Man, you can still buy Bionic Man on eBay.

01:08:59.000 They're still going from the 70s.

01:09:02.000 China is asshole! 1.00

01:09:04.000 Look up Alibaba.

01:09:05.000 I thought it, is it Jack Ma and he was replaced by this guy?

01:09:08.000 Because Dateau just said that this guy started Alibaba.

01:09:14.000 What was his name, Sai?

01:09:17.000 Yeah.

01:09:17.000 Just look up Alibaba.

01:09:21.000 What are you doing?

01:09:23.000 Look, look, Alibaba founders.

01:09:25.000 Oh, they both started it.

01:09:28.000 Joe Psy and Jack Ma.

01:09:31.000 Really American names, Jack and Joe.

01:09:34.000 I wonder if the Psy guy is like, Jack, you're an embarrassment to the brand. 1.00

01:09:41.000 You're a billionaire and you're a loser.

01:09:44.000 How did you pull that off?

01:09:46.000 Can't you pay someone a million dollars to tell you not to dance around like Michael Jackson?

01:09:52.000 That's not embarrassing.

01:09:53.000 That's awesome.

01:09:55.000 Sure it is.

01:10:09.000 That's the first, he is the world's first billionaire loser.

01:10:16.000 Who knew someone who's won that much could be such a loser?

01:10:26.000 I bet he's not even playing the guitar.

01:10:28.000 No.

01:10:29.000 He's not.

01:10:31.000 What you were hearing was an acoustic guitar and he is playing an electric guitar.

01:10:38.000 I used to do that when I was six.

01:10:41.000 He's a six-year-old.

01:10:49.000 Unless maybe if you just play one chord and you keep your hand in one position, it sounds like an acoustic.

01:10:53.000 That could be it.

01:10:54.000 I bet none of them are playing any instruments.

01:10:58.000 I bet that it's a pre-recorded song.

01:11:00.000 I bet everybody who actually played the instruments on the recording.

01:11:03.000 Look at her.

01:11:03.000 Look at the bassist wave her arms around.

01:11:06.000 Hi, I'm not playing the bass.

01:11:08.000 Yeah.

01:11:09.000 Wait, what?

01:11:12.000 Alright, how are we doing for time here?

01:11:14.000 I think we're like an hour 10 in.

01:11:16.000 Let's do LGBT and then we can get some mail. 0.99

01:11:25.000 Do you want a little gay bumper here? 1.00

01:11:28.000 This one's gay. 0.99

01:11:42.000 And then we got Jenner. 0.99

01:11:49.000 gay guy, Jared Holt, Don Lemon, Don Lamont, excuse me, Anderson Cooper, and me, what the fay? 0.97

01:11:56.000 Yeah, almost.

01:11:57.000 What the fuck?

01:11:59.000 Gay guys. 0.98

01:11:59.000 What the fuck? 0.98

01:12:02.000 Um.

01:12:04.000 I'm sorry, my wife's calling me.

01:12:05.000 She can't find the title to the car.

01:12:06.000 I'm terrible with that kind of shit.

01:12:10.000 I don't have anything.

01:12:14.000 Let me call her.

01:12:16.000 Can I play some thing?

01:12:17.000 Oh no.

01:12:19.000 Let's get her on the phone. 1.00

01:12:20.000 She can be famous. 0.99

01:12:28.000 Hello?

01:12:30.000 Hey, so you need the title?

01:12:32.000 Yeah.

01:12:34.000 I mean, I'm having trouble thinking even where to look.

01:12:36.000 I guess my office I'd start.

01:12:39.000 I looked at all that stacks and like in the drawers.

01:12:44.000 Update your address.

01:12:45.000 Your zip code must smash.

01:12:47.000 Jesus.

01:12:48.000 Oh, um.

01:12:52.000 I'm trying to get online to get a temporary or like a digital registration document.

01:12:58.000 But it says our zip code doesn't match what we have on file.

01:13:01.000 Maybe it's the billing address?

01:13:02.000 Oh, yeah, Vey.

01:13:03.000 Okay, let me call you when I'm done the show.

01:13:05.000 You might have stuck the registration with your BMW.

01:13:10.000 Like in the glove box?

01:13:12.000 Yeah, just because you were like, oh, it's the registration renewal, I'll just shove it here.

01:13:16.000 I'd say there's a one in 22 chance of that.

01:13:19.000 Okay, well, call you back.

01:13:21.000 That was exciting, wasn't it?

01:13:23.000 All right.

01:13:25.000 We're heading into a misgendering crisis, you guys.

01:13:30.000 2-6.

01:13:32.000 61% of the population isn't asking about pronouns.

01:13:37.000 Isn't that terrible?

01:13:38.000 They never ask about 61%.

01:13:41.000 I'm more shocked about the 39%. 1.00

01:13:46.000 Do you know how, like, no one talks about pronouns outside of a few academics and loser weirdo freaks like that guy?

01:13:56.000 Imagine the real world.

01:13:58.000 If you went up to someone, hi, you're a Chick-fil-A.

01:14:01.000 Hi, sorry, do you use he, him, or she?

01:14:05.000 First of all, they wouldn't know what you're talking about.

01:14:07.000 Think of the last, like, 20 people you've had an interaction with, like Frank the electrician.

01:14:12.000 Hey, I'm he, him.

01:14:14.000 What pronouns do you use?

01:14:15.000 What?

01:14:16.000 What pronouns do you use?

01:14:18.000 What pronouns?

01:14:19.000 Yeah, do you use he, him?

01:14:21.000 What do you mean use, he, him?

01:14:22.000 I got a wrench.

01:14:23.000 I got a...

01:14:24.000 Do I use him?

01:14:25.000 Are you talking about tools?

01:14:26.000 No, no, when I'm referring to you, what do you...

01:14:29.000 You mean talking to me now?

01:14:31.000 I'm Frank.

01:14:31.000 I told you about that.

01:14:32.000 Yes, but is it Z?

01:14:34.000 Z, her?

01:14:35.000 I guarantee you, if you asked someone about their pronouns, and it wasn't the 0.001% of lunatics out there, it would take you like three minutes of explaining before they even understood the question.

01:14:49.000 What the hell are you talking about?

01:14:52.000 Let me see the article, though.

01:14:54.000 Is this a crisis?

01:14:56.000 It is for Justin Trudeau.

01:14:57.000 He said, pronouns are often attributed to a person at birth, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:03.000 When newborns can be labeled, oh, God, despite a wealth of progress on the matter, many people still have a habit of assuming a person's gender and pronouns.

01:15:12.000 It cannot be 39% asking this shit.

01:15:17.000 No way in hell.

01:15:19.000 I'm not even willing to go up to one.

01:15:22.000 Yeah, I know.

01:15:24.000 I bet it's easier.

01:15:25.000 It's statistically impossible to say the percentage because it's too tiny.

01:15:29.000 But I bet you could do like the number of people.

01:15:32.000 It's probably the people who are strict about pronouns and ask about them and use it in common parlance.

01:15:39.000 I'd go with maybe 3,000 in the world.

01:15:43.000 That's a lot of people when you imagine them in a room.

01:15:46.000 Who wrote this?

01:15:47.000 I always like to see the author.

01:15:50.000 Emily Brown.

01:15:51.000 Emily Brown, that's not going to be easy to Google.

01:15:54.000 What's the Unilad?

01:15:56.000 So go Emily Brown Unilad. 0.99

01:15:59.000 There's a lock.

01:16:01.000 That's the guy that said that young girls in bathrooms can be perverts too, you know, it's not just as trans. 0.91

01:16:07.000 Sexualizing children.

01:16:09.000 But he has mainstream acceptance in Clown World.

01:16:16.000 She's on Muckrack.

01:16:17.000 She's on Muckrack.

01:16:18.000 So let's see what her little picture is there. 0.62

01:16:21.000 Oh, that is her.

01:16:22.000 Okay.

01:16:22.000 UK.

01:16:23.000 So she's one of these babysitter kids.

01:16:25.000 Wait, go back, go back.

01:16:27.000 I want to see what she's written for.

01:16:30.000 Bandcamp Daily, the Freelance Star, Relevant Manual, Bristol, Style Me Pretty, The Oracle.

01:16:36.000 Weird.

01:16:38.000 As seen in LinkedIn.

01:16:40.000 You may have seen my articles on LinkedIn.

01:16:43.000 So one way to get people to care about something as irrelevant...

01:16:48.000 I swear to God, astrology is more relevant than pronouns.

01:16:52.000 More people believe in it.

01:16:53.000 It's in every newspaper.

01:16:54.000 I take astrology more seriously than pronouns, and I don't give a flying fuck about astrology.

01:16:59.000 I tried to get my friend Liz to come on to be our full-time astrologist, and she could explain how the stars align.

01:17:06.000 She knows I don't believe in that shit.

01:17:09.000 But she said, no, you'd be mocking me.

01:17:11.000 I'm like, yeah.

01:17:12.000 Like we always do.

01:17:14.000 Why is it not fair anymore?

01:17:18.000 And then she goes, but you can always call me if you want an explanation on what's going on.

01:17:24.000 So we can tune in, like, check this out.

01:17:30.000 And if you ever want to know what's going down, ask me.

01:17:32.000 Like, right now, this heat wave is Mars squaring Uranus opposite Saturn.

01:17:38.000 That's not a joke.

01:17:40.000 That's how she talks.

01:17:43.000 All right.

01:17:44.000 Check out the Jupiter energy.

01:17:46.000 This is who cares about pronouns. 0.64

01:17:47.000 This is how to make people care about pronouns.

01:18:07.000 No, they don't.

01:18:08.000 Tide the kids in.

01:18:19.000 She has two mommies.

01:18:21.000 That's more common.

01:18:31.000 Wait, the kids' hair are trans colors.

01:18:34.000 Yeah.

01:18:35.000 She dyed her child. 1.00

01:18:37.000 She put a trans flag on her kid's brain. 1.00

01:18:41.000 Right.

01:18:42.000 And when she did that, she had to wash it off, obviously in the shower.

01:18:46.000 So she's, that's pretty, it's as literal, you can, that's as literal as you get, as you can get.

01:18:51.000 Oh my God, I fucked up that.

01:18:52.000 To brainwashing.

01:18:53.000 To brainwashing.

01:18:56.000 I've never heard anyone use this.

01:18:57.000 Like, oh, you're hanging out with Darren?

01:18:59.000 Yeah.

01:19:00.000 Yeah, they's really mad at me.

01:19:02.000 Like, that's ghetto talk. 0.80

01:19:05.000 They're really mad at me.

01:19:08.000 They's really mad at me.

01:19:10.000 Yo, get them out of here. 1.00

01:19:11.000 So I'm they, them, right?

01:19:13.000 So Gavin McInnes is the founder of a hate group.

01:19:17.000 And them has been spewing hate for many years.

01:19:23.000 Them lives in New York City, outside of New York City, and them does his show from the...

01:19:30.000 Remember, it was Demi Lovato.

01:19:33.000 They said, stop telling Demi Lovato she looks good now that she's lost weight because it shames them.

01:19:44.000 And they meant her because she uses they, them.

01:19:46.000 And you're reading it going, I don't understand this sentence.

01:19:48.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:19:52.000 Nobody talks like this.

01:19:56.000 Oh, and this is kind of interesting, too, eight.

01:19:58.000 So the brainwashers get caught in the act, right? 0.96

01:20:03.000 And I was doing this two weeks ago, and I was like, this is corrupt.

01:20:08.000 They're brainwashing our kids. 1.00

01:20:10.000 And then a Twitter moment appears, and it's the exact same group.

01:20:14.000 And the article is, look, we're brainwashing your kids. 0.99

01:20:16.000 Isn't it awesome?

01:20:17.000 Animations, queer women, trans, and non-binary creatives are pushing gender minority boundaries in kids' cartoons.

01:20:24.000 Their counterparts couldn't or wouldn't dare.

01:20:27.000 While queer women and non-binary creatives are asking themselves tough questions when it comes to gender representation in kids' cartoons, they're often the ones pushing for diversity on screen at a very high personal cost.

01:20:38.000 High personal cost?

01:20:41.000 They're worshipped.

01:20:42.000 They bullied their way into comics, sorry, cartoons and destroyed cartoons forever.

01:20:49.000 Go to 2.9.

01:20:51.000 The article they're talking about.

01:20:54.000 I don't know if I can take these constant guys dancing around.

01:21:01.000 So this is a weird thing.

01:21:02.000 Scroll down.

01:21:06.000 Look at that.

01:21:08.000 Character gender representation by species.

01:21:12.000 Non-human, 57 cis women.

01:21:16.000 What the fuck?

01:21:18.000 The whole premise of this, too, is we live in a very homophobic society.

01:21:22.000 It's not just systemically racist, right?

01:21:24.000 And so little gay kids feel like shit, and they feel like no one's going to like them.

01:21:28.000 And when they watch shows, they don't see themselves on the show.

01:21:34.000 So they feel less than.

01:21:38.000 A, we do not live in a homophobic society.

01:21:43.000 We don't talk about how gays are evil.

01:21:45.000 So that's not a thing.

01:21:46.000 You don't have gay kids getting bullied.

01:21:49.000 B, gay kids don't know they're gay. 0.99

01:21:51.000 They don't know what gay is.

01:21:53.000 It's a sexual preference.

01:21:54.000 They don't have sex yet.

01:21:56.000 So you can drop that.

01:21:57.000 Trans, all of these things too, they're sex-based. 1.00

01:22:00.000 They're intercourse-based.

01:22:02.000 So you're telling me what kind of sex a kid likes to have.

01:22:06.000 Believe it or not, kids don't like sex.

01:22:09.000 And then C, the whole notion of see it to be it is a lie.

01:22:15.000 My wife is half Ho-Chunk Indian and half Slovak.

01:22:21.000 You know who she sees on TV like her?

01:22:25.000 Nobody.

01:22:27.000 I don't think there are any other Ho-Chunk Slovaks in the universe. 1.00

01:22:30.000 There was some racist KKK group that said blacks go to black heaven and whites go to white heaven.

01:22:35.000 And I used to always joke around with her and her brother that they're going to be the only two people on the Ho-Chunk Slovak heaven cloud planet. 0.99

01:22:45.000 So, like Ben Carson, I've said this before, he doesn't see a black brain surgeon and go, finally I can do it.

01:22:51.000 He does science.

01:22:52.000 He starts doing, getting good at it, if you will.

01:22:56.000 And then the next thing you know, he's pursuing brain surgery.

01:23:00.000 It doesn't, it's not zero based on someone on TV who looks like me.

01:23:05.000 How did that become just a fact in everyone's mind?

01:23:10.000 What about people who have a huge birthmark here?

01:23:12.000 We need more birthmark characters.

01:23:14.000 And then the person with the birthmark sees that person and goes, I can do it too.

01:23:20.000 What?

01:23:25.000 Here's the final thing on trans.

01:23:27.000 So remember that video we had last time where that woman was like, he ain't no trans motherfucker. 1.00

01:23:31.000 He's got a dick.

01:23:32.000 You got a man in the woman's room at this spa. 1.00

01:23:35.000 And I'm looking at the Asian dude behind the counter just going, I don't envy you, man.

01:23:40.000 Lose, lose.

01:23:40.000 You either say no trans people at our spa and they burn it down, or you have some dude with a wig and his dick out in front of kids and they burn it down.

01:23:49.000 So you're either a transphobe or a pedophile.

01:23:53.000 Nice options.

01:23:56.000 Nice, nice setup.

01:24:00.000 So some conservatives are going to the spa to say, we don't like that you have dicks around kids.

01:24:05.000 And now Antifa is going to go fight them.

01:24:08.000 When is this going down?

01:24:09.000 Click on all the pictures.

01:24:12.000 Local chuds, that's the new word for us.

01:24:15.000 July 3rd.

01:24:17.000 So that's tomorrow.

01:24:19.000 Huh.

01:24:20.000 Saturday.

01:24:21.000 Tomorrow, local chuds and assorted bigots are planning a rally at a local spa.

01:24:24.000 Let's mask up and show our pride.

01:24:27.000 Smash transphobia, smash fascism.

01:24:30.000 I'm transphobic if it involves men at spas with their dicks out around little girls.

01:24:35.000 What's the next pick?

01:24:38.000 Please consider joining us as we stand against rampant transphobia.

01:24:42.000 Stand up for our trans siblings.

01:24:45.000 Trans.

01:24:46.000 They invented a new oppressed group in the past four years. 0.89

01:24:51.000 So Eminem is a part of Antifa now?

01:24:54.000 He's one of the symbols?

01:24:56.000 I don't get it.

01:24:57.000 That E. So wait, what is Chud? 1.00

01:25:00.000 Just like they take Chad and they just make it like drump?

01:25:04.000 Yeah.

01:25:04.000 Just make it sound?

01:25:05.000 Or does it stand for something?

01:25:07.000 No, I think it's just a phonetic.

01:25:08.000 Fuck you.

01:25:09.000 All right, let's get down to the mailbag.

01:25:12.000 Mailbag.

01:25:18.000 Shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:25:22.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:25:28.000 Let me touch it.

01:25:32.000 Duty, duty, duty, duty, doodled angey 24 of 19,166.

01:25:44.000 Oi Ve.

01:25:51.000 Okay.

01:25:53.000 We've had since 2 o'clock, we've received, we get one every 15 minutes.

01:26:02.000 Avril, hot little minks, fucked her at a party once. 1.00

01:26:06.000 She wrote Skaterboy after I finished Deep Insider.

01:26:08.000 She still texts me, but I moved on.

01:26:10.000 Dig the new studio and the bird.

01:26:11.000 Congrats now.

01:26:12.000 It's time to get an adult and get a haircut.

01:26:15.000 Do we believe this man?

01:26:20.000 No.

01:26:22.000 Why are you wasting our time?

01:26:24.000 I don't think that's true.

01:26:25.000 That's my thing.

01:26:26.000 I always say I fucked her at a party once. 1.00

01:26:28.000 I guess he's doing my joke.

01:26:29.000 Maybe.

01:26:29.000 Terrible delivery.

01:26:30.000 That email sucked.

01:26:32.000 Total waste of time.

01:26:33.000 Got to shake it off.

01:26:35.000 No, my suit's getting all sort of...

01:26:37.000 I think I got to get this dry cleaned.

01:26:39.000 What was that?

01:26:41.000 I'll find out.

01:26:44.000 Gavin, there have been no mass graves discovered.

01:26:47.000 The biggest one was a graveyard that was handed over to the First Nations in the 70s.

01:26:52.000 Radar can't determine if it's a child or adult and couldn't count bodies in a mass grave.

01:26:58.000 This is the punishment for the churches standing up to the lockdowns.

01:27:01.000 Here is the latest quote-unquote mass grave.

01:27:04.000 They explain how common it is to use wooden markers for these graves.

01:27:09.000 Former BC Chief says unmarked graves in the Air Crane Book need more context.

01:27:18.000 Well, she played the video.

01:27:26.000 Sophie Pierre is proud of her Accom community taking back ownership of this building.

01:27:31.000 The former Kootenay Residential School, where she herself attended, is now part of a luxurious resort owned by five area bands.

01:27:40.000 And nearby, the community graveyard.

01:27:43.000 We just buried one of our people there last month.

01:27:46.000 This is where last year the community started ground-penetrating radar work.

01:27:51.000 Pierce says over the years, Wooden crosses were destroyed by fire, leaving some graves unmarked.

01:27:59.000 I don't know where my grandparents are lying in there.

01:28:02.000 All of those names, we will put markers so that we know that there's a grave site here, and so we won't disturb it.

01:28:10.000 182 unmarked graves were detected.

01:28:14.000 A statement from a sister band, Lower Kootenai, was posted online Wednesday saying some of the findings had the human remains buried in shallow graves only three to four feet deep and that it's believed the remains of the 182 souls are from the member bands of the two.

01:28:29.000 Once again, we're not getting the whole story.

01:28:33.000 Did you know, by the way, I don't know if this is all in it, I know with my wife's tribe, if you have to be buried with your whole body.

01:28:41.000 So a lot of them get diabetes, which means they lose their fingers and toes towards the end.

01:28:45.000 So they keep the fingers and toes like in a jar in the garage in a bowling bag.

01:28:49.000 So when it's time to bury me, put all the shit back.

01:28:52.000 I guess you get all your fingers back in the afterlife.

01:28:56.000 Huh, so that's interesting.

01:28:58.000 So who's, but I thought it was Indians who were burning down the churches.

01:29:03.000 This story is developing, folks.

01:29:06.000 We in Bottle Toke, we used to call them bloobs.

01:29:11.000 Huh.

01:29:15.000 Fake news entry.

01:29:16.000 This guy says he's going to work on some of the other categories this weekend.

01:29:20.000 And then he sent us a fake news thing in Medoodle.

01:29:25.000 Loading up, and here we go.

01:29:27.000 Let's try it out.

01:29:29.000 That looks really terrible so far.

01:29:36.000 I'm going to go with a no on that.

01:29:38.000 It's got some charm to it.

01:29:40.000 No, it doesn't.

01:29:41.000 It's terrible.

01:29:44.000 Wow, that's embarrassing.

01:29:45.000 Stop.

01:29:46.000 Stop working on stuff for us, please.

01:29:49.000 Hip vipers.

01:29:54.000 Way to go in the upcoming marriage and baby girl, Ryan.

01:29:56.000 You got a heart of gold and are going to make an awesome dad.

01:29:58.000 Tragically hipster Gavin is the goat of advice on family and kids.

01:30:01.000 True dad.

01:30:02.000 Oh, tragically hipster, because of the band Tragically Hip.

01:30:05.000 I started getting into the Kids in the Hall rewans in the early 2000s.

01:30:08.000 They helped shape my attitude, and I consider one of the best things CanCon ever pushed out.

01:30:12.000 They got a new deal with Amazon to reboot the show.

01:30:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:15.000 But I don't see how they could have the same edge and not get canceled.

01:30:18.000 For example, the running faggot skit that's two minutes long. 1.00

01:30:38.000 Running faggot, running free. 1.00

01:30:40.000 See the faggot. 1.00

01:30:41.000 See the running faggot. 1.00

01:30:43.000 Running faggot. 1.00

01:30:44.000 Running free.

01:30:48.000 Pony stripling.

01:30:50.000 Pony.

01:30:51.000 Faggot. 1.00

01:30:54.000 Well, what can I do for you?

01:30:55.000 My puppy's hungry.

01:30:56.000 I don't know what to do.

01:30:58.000 Why not try feeding it puppy food?

01:31:01.000 Okay, let's see the anti-Jordan Peterson sketch that was years ahead of Jordan Peterson.

01:31:13.000 Hi, kids.

01:31:14.000 Hi, Ariana.

01:31:15.000 Good afternoon.

01:31:17.000 I'm going to be your new English teacher this year, and my name is Mr. Theodore Behrens.

01:31:22.000 But I want you all to call me Theo.

01:31:29.000 Huh?

01:31:29.000 Because that's what my friends call me, and that's what I want us to be.

01:31:33.000 Friends.

01:31:34.000 Okay?

01:31:34.000 So I'm just going to relax, alright?

01:31:36.000 I'm just going to...

01:31:36.000 Tell you what, I'm going to loosen this noose a little.

01:31:38.000 In fact, I'm going to take it right off.

01:31:40.000 Because there's no ties in this classroom.

01:31:43.000 What are you saying?

01:31:44.000 No ties in this classroom.

01:31:46.000 Huh?

01:31:53.000 Great.

01:31:54.000 Okay, let's get to know each other.

01:31:55.000 Let's rap, okay?

01:31:57.000 Uh, you, why don't you tell us something about yourself?

01:31:59.000 Uh, well, my name's Larry.

01:32:01.000 Bullshit!

01:32:04.000 That's right, I said bullshit.

01:32:05.000 Because that's what that was.

01:32:06.000 That's why I'm gonna call it whenever I hear bullshit.

01:32:08.000 And I expect the same courtesy from all of you whenever I talk bullshit.

01:32:12.000 Now, Larry may be the name your parents gave you, but that doesn't make it your name.

01:32:17.000 No, you should pick a name that's right for who you are.

01:32:20.000 Pick a name, Larry.

01:32:22.000 What name do you want to have?

01:32:23.000 Doesn't he look like a lesbian? 1.00

01:32:24.000 Well, I've always liked Barry.

01:32:27.000 Barry, it is.

01:32:31.000 Milton Friedman, why government is the problem.

01:32:34.000 Thank you.

01:32:35.000 Thank you.

01:32:36.000 Are we so radical that we don't like people telling us what to do?

01:32:39.000 This is what bugs me about this extremism.

01:32:43.000 I have no respect for Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar, Hillary Clinton.

01:32:49.000 Like, you do?

01:32:52.000 Joe Biden?

01:32:53.000 I'm worried about Joe Biden.

01:32:55.000 You like him, and I'm an extremist for not liking him?

01:32:58.000 What planet is this?

01:32:59.000 I don't get how people want to be ruled so badly.

01:33:03.000 You're an extremist.

01:33:04.000 You don't like the king.

01:33:06.000 I love the new digs.

01:33:07.000 I just finished a short essay that I purchased on Amazon called Why Government is a Problem by Milton Friedman.

01:33:11.000 Order this and have a read.

01:33:13.000 It's the length of a long shit.

01:33:14.000 He summarizes so much of what is happening today, but it was 25 years ago.

01:33:19.000 Yeah, I might get around to that.

01:33:21.000 Fresh off the boat, young Chinese female artist hates it here in America and, quote unquote, fears for her life. 1.00

01:33:27.000 She has a smash to subscribe vibe to her that brings great drop energy. 1.00

01:33:31.000 Ryan, make room on your home screen for some of your faves.

01:33:35.000 Yeah, this guy sent me this.

01:33:36.000 I went through some of these.

01:33:37.000 I don't find them interesting at all.

01:33:46.000 No, that's not one of the clips.

01:33:48.000 Play another clip.

01:33:53.000 That's...

01:33:54.000 What are all these?

01:33:57.000 Yeah, and I don't understand how someone can send you 80 megabytes.

01:34:03.000 The ones he sent me or the ones in this email are all like 10 megabytes each, and there's 50 of them.

01:34:08.000 I was absolutely horrified.

01:34:11.000 My heart skipped a beat when he did this to me.

01:34:18.000 Thanks for wasting our time, dude.

01:34:22.000 Prowboys Canada's shirt.

01:34:23.000 I like the shirt.

01:34:24.000 Can't seem to find it online.

01:34:25.000 Yeah, no.

01:34:27.000 You're not going to find it online.

01:34:28.000 Gender fluid, another word for calm. 0.98

01:34:30.000 I want everyone to think of cum when they hear the term gender fluid. 0.99

01:34:32.000 Okay.

01:34:33.000 See, this is why I like to have a computer because I can just rip through these.

01:34:37.000 Someday you'll get there, Gav. 0.93

01:34:39.000 Any person is at the very least 95% nature.

01:34:42.000 Yeah, that's what I've been screaming.

01:34:46.000 Remember, I said everything is 95%.

01:34:49.000 Sure, you can get fucked up by external forces, but you can't become more than your inherent possibilities, only less.

01:34:54.000 Basketball does not make you tall, nor school make you smart.

01:34:57.000 One does not become a cunt. 0.81

01:34:58.000 One is born a cunt. 0.99

01:34:59.000 Thanks.

01:35:01.000 Captain Obvious.

01:35:04.000 I believe the coconut dog is a Dutch shepherd, and yes, they have the sprinkles.

01:35:09.000 They make people fall in love with them.

01:35:11.000 Loyal companion, babysitter, comic relief survivalist, and a warrior, all in one dog.

01:35:16.000 My theory, they exist today because they are often born with the comic gene, which made them literally the last to be eaten as the only reason to laugh in the toughest of times.

01:35:26.000 That and the fact that they do seem able to subsist on human presence alone.

01:35:30.000 I'm not biased, not a beater and owner, but I've met a few and they've all had the twinkle in their eye and the ability to be funny, just existing.

01:35:36.000 John Belushi-esque.

01:35:38.000 Let's look up the Dutch Shepherd.

01:35:41.000 Maybe we should get that with our coconut shrimp.

01:35:43.000 I mean, our manta shrimp.

01:35:46.000 How have you been doing on that, by the way?

01:35:48.000 Where's it going to be, the manta shrimp?

01:35:50.000 It would be cool to have it in this room, but...

01:35:52.000 No, it should be where the hate has no home here thing is.

01:35:56.000 Okay.

01:35:57.000 We'll take that down.

01:36:00.000 Yeah, it should be behind you, so every time we see you, we can look at something less annoying than the mantis shrimp.

01:36:08.000 So put up the Dutch Shepherd.

01:36:10.000 Play something, I'm giving up on you.

01:36:14.000 Yeah, images are not really that great for playing.

01:36:21.000 Buddy, Dutch Shepherds are smart, highly trainable dogs who have a positive, can-do attitude.

01:36:27.000 That's why they learn and excel in almost everything in no time.

01:36:31.000 They're also the best companion for protection as they're always ready to be there for you in case trouble arises.

01:36:37.000 Welcome to Animal Insider.

01:36:39.000 Today, let's talk about the Dutch Shepherd.

01:36:41.000 Why is this breed called the Jack of all trades? 1.00

01:36:44.000 How is it different with other Shepherd dogs?

01:36:47.000 Watch the whole video to know more.

01:36:49.000 But before we start, please subscribe to our channel.

01:36:52.000 All right, we got it.

01:36:53.000 They need regular shepherds. 0.71

01:36:55.000 Gav, I think you might get something out of this interview with Mark Lamont Hill and Judge Joe Brown.

01:36:59.000 Brown has some old school opinions, and while I think the correct response to sexual assault is tar and feathers, that doesn't mean that both sides don't have responsibility somewhere along in the story.

01:37:09.000 Immediately after an event during crisis time, it's time to hold the assaulter responsible.

01:37:15.000 Sorry, immediately after, you guys got to try to incorporate commas into some of your shit.

01:37:20.000 Immediately after an event, during crisis time, comma, is time to hold the assaulter responsible.

01:37:27.000 But there are sober moments where we have to hold people We care about responsible for their actions when it makes sense.

01:37:34.000 Also, people always get this wrong: Spanish flies to make people horny. 1.00

01:37:38.000 It's not GBH or GHB or whatever.

01:37:43.000 Okay, let's look at the thing.

01:37:48.000 We gotta go, dude.

01:37:49.000 Again, assuming Bill Cosby doesn't take the legal stuff off the table, if we look at the depositions, the very thing that got him ultimately, the thing that ultimately got him locked up, and those depositions, and he's talking about the various women he had sex with,

01:38:05.000 with giving them alcohol and pills, whether it's Quailudes or Benadryl.

01:38:09.000 If you look at the dozens of women who come forward and accuse him, is there room to say, look, Bill Cosby can come home because the prosecutor was wrong, but Bill Cosby also has to be accountable for what he represents and for character-like behavior.

01:38:26.000 What about these women being accountable for their own behavior? 1.00

01:38:29.000 They were groupies.

01:38:31.000 No, sex, drugs, rock and roll, sex, drugs, rap, sex, drugs, baseball, football, basketball, movies, television.

01:38:41.000 Some mother pussies. 1.00

01:38:43.000 We forgot what that term meant.

01:38:45.000 Sex, drugs, rock and roll.

01:38:47.000 The bimbos come to the party. 1.00

01:38:49.000 They hang out.

01:38:50.000 They get drunk.

01:38:51.000 They snort lines of blow and they have a good time.

01:38:56.000 They use the hall closets to give head, the bathrooms to get down.

01:39:02.000 And you go in to get your coat off of the bed, and they're laying on top of it doing somebody.

01:39:08.000 See, that's what that's about.

01:39:11.000 So I mean, just not that comfortable.

01:39:13.000 Let's become 30, 40, 50 years after something was in big time style.

01:39:18.000 When this stuff started, it's conceptual instead of consensual.

01:39:24.000 I don't know.

01:39:24.000 So, I mean, just not get comfortable.

01:39:26.000 Let's be confused about 30, 40, 50.

01:39:29.000 It sounds like conceptual style.

01:39:31.000 I want to have conceptual sex.

01:39:33.000 Okay, what's the concept?

01:39:35.000 You're a cowboy.

01:39:36.000 You're asleep.

01:39:38.000 I'm no coffee.

01:39:39.000 You're asleep, and you like me.

01:39:41.000 You're asleep, and you forget everything when you wake up.

01:39:44.000 You're asleep and you don't like going to the police.

01:39:47.000 Back to you.

01:39:48.000 That's enough of that.

01:39:51.000 The stupidest fucking rap song.

01:39:53.000 You were talking about the dumbass song your daughter is obsessed with, and that would be Ups and Downs by Ryan Katsu Rivera.

01:39:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:59.000 Have you always gone by Ryan Katsu Rivera?

01:40:02.000 No.

01:40:03.000 It was just Ryan Rivera.

01:40:05.000 And then when I found out, like, it was hard to search me on Facebook, you know.

01:40:11.000 Because there's too many Ryan Riveras.

01:40:13.000 There's too many.

01:40:14.000 There's too much indecence. 0.97

01:40:15.000 Here's the one my son is obsessed with.

01:40:17.000 We both know all the words.

01:40:20.000 So this is allegedly as bad as you.

01:40:23.000 Big shack.

01:40:24.000 O-tap sneak.

01:40:26.000 O-tap sneak.

01:40:28.000 Ratnoo.

01:40:29.000 Usnap.

01:40:30.000 O-tap the girl name as well.

01:40:32.000 Boom.

01:40:33.000 Boom, block, two, it's four.

01:40:35.000 Minus one, that's three, pick, map.

01:40:37.000 Everyday man's on the block.

01:40:39.000 Smoke three.

01:40:41.000 Your girl in the park.

01:40:42.000 That girl was a pucker. 1.00

01:40:44.000 When the ping man, you mine my ducking. 0.95

01:40:48.000 Oh, pick, pick me.

01:40:49.000 You got a pumpy.

01:40:51.000 Oh, pick, man.

01:40:54.000 Is this from Ricky Gervais?

01:40:56.000 On the road.

01:40:56.000 Me with that pool flick.

01:40:58.000 Right frisbee.

01:41:00.000 Oh, pick my girl whitening. 1.00

01:41:02.000 On the road doing ten pose.

01:41:04.000 Lama pose.

01:41:05.000 You man fought, I froze.

01:41:07.000 I see a pen girl done my pose. 0.98

01:41:09.000 If she's not on it, I boast.

01:41:11.000 Look at your number.

01:41:12.000 Look at him, see if it's a joke.

01:41:16.000 I can't tell.

01:41:19.000 What do you think?

01:41:20.000 I think he's dead serious.

01:41:22.000 I think there's a market for it.

01:41:24.000 There are people that would.

01:41:25.000 100,000 ups.

01:41:26.000 Ooh, that's good.

01:41:28.000 And even in the comments, they're being funny, so I can't tell.

01:41:34.000 I guess I'm getting old.

01:41:36.000 What the teacher teaches.

01:41:40.000 All right, last letter.

01:41:42.000 On Thursday, you mentioned that Cosby's...

01:41:44.000 Oh, yeah, that's the one we talked about.

01:41:45.000 Oh, no, this is a different reason.

01:41:47.000 Yeah, no, no, that's the one I just talked about.

01:41:49.000 Where it was all about the pants.

01:41:51.000 Oh, this is tough.

01:41:53.000 Okay, we'll make this the last one.

01:41:56.000 I don't know why.

01:41:57.000 Just to rate me?

01:41:59.000 Yeah.

01:42:00.000 Okay.

01:42:02.000 I don't like when women do this. 1.00

01:42:04.000 It's a really funny game for men at a bar to go, what do you think you are out of 10?

01:42:08.000 And then all the guys rate themselves and then they argue about it.

01:42:10.000 Like, you think you're an eight?

01:42:12.000 Are you out of your mind?

01:42:13.000 That's funny.

01:42:15.000 Because it's about sexual attraction and you're all dudes that aren't gay. 1.00

01:42:19.000 But then a woman will show up and she'll be like, oh, what am I? 1.00

01:42:23.000 What do you think I am?

01:42:25.000 And you're like, well, whatever you are, I'm adding two.

01:42:29.000 Or at least 1.5.

01:42:31.000 That's not funny because women are determined by their looks. 1.00

01:42:35.000 That's how their worth is defined in society.

01:42:38.000 So I don't like rating them.

01:42:40.000 But okay.

01:42:42.000 Let's have a look.

01:42:44.000 All right, I have the same pictures as you do.

01:42:47.000 She's kind of short.

01:42:48.000 I like the fun bags.

01:42:50.000 Right?

01:42:56.000 She says between 6.2 and 7.4.

01:43:00.000 Do the other picture.

01:43:01.000 I don't need to keep moving the picture around.

01:43:06.000 Strong jawline, maybe a little too strong.

01:43:11.000 Kind of getting older.

01:43:14.000 They're in the 30s now, I think.

01:43:18.000 Oh, that's an old one.

01:43:21.000 Yeah, I'm proud of my sis.

01:43:23.000 That's the best one so far.

01:43:25.000 Maybe she's in her 20s and I just insulted her. 1.00

01:43:29.000 What do you think, Ryan?

01:43:32.000 Um, I think her range was right.

01:43:36.000 Yeah.

01:43:37.000 Um, she's she's a pretty she's a pretty woman. 1.00

01:43:39.000 6.2 is definitely too low.

01:43:41.000 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:43.000 I'm sorry, I wish you hadn't asked us this, but I my gut is sort of coasting around 6.9.

01:43:50.000 I don't feel right letting you be in the 7 magazine.

01:43:56.000 Oof.

01:43:58.000 I'm just going to lie and say you're 7.5.

01:44:00.000 That feels better, doesn't it?

01:44:03.000 Yes.

01:44:03.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:44:06.000 You know what?

01:44:07.000 We should.

01:44:09.000 Because as men, we've earned it.

01:44:13.000 Yeah, of course.

01:44:15.000 That was enough time.

01:44:30.000 I just realized it's Friday night.

01:44:33.000 We're partying on the weekend.

01:44:34.000 We got July 4th weekend, long weekend.

01:44:36.000 Everyone's having a great time.

01:44:38.000 And I chose the most morbid, sad, and disturbing final video I could have.

01:44:43.000 This should be like a bald eagle partying and having fun.

01:44:47.000 And no, I got this really sadistic attack, black on black crime. 0.99

01:44:54.000 Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:45:01.000 Does he think that he has to make us clear, he has to make it clear that it's a bird in case we think of the bear, the bald eagle?

01:45:09.000 Eagle's a type of bird.

01:45:11.000 It's a club, too.

01:45:12.000 Well, I didn't think you were talking about the club.

01:45:14.000 The horse, the bald eagle.

01:45:17.000 It's a move in a wrestling match. 0.99

01:45:19.000 He is America's bird.

01:45:21.000 There is no hesitation.

01:45:23.000 When we hear bald eagle, 100% of people who speak English see a bald eagle in their head.

01:45:29.000 Hot shit.

01:45:30.000 No one hears bald eagle and goes, yeah, but what species, what animal is this bald eagle?

01:45:36.000 Is it a goat?

01:45:38.000 No, the bird which is the bald eagle.

01:45:40.000 Okay, well, you should have said that.

01:45:41.000 I don't know.

01:45:43.000 God, it could have been a bald eagle bear.

01:45:51.000 That lawyer is, he knows that there's serious money floating around St. Floyd.

01:45:57.000 Hey.

01:45:58.000 Okay, the reason this stuck out with me is the sadism from the woman filming is just like, I want pedophiles to die. 0.87

01:46:08.000 I could probably joke around as a pedophile died, but maybe not.

01:46:12.000 Anyone else, like someone, even a murderer, someone murdered someone and then you're watching them die, that's still going to be like harsh.

01:46:21.000 You're still going to go, oh, Jesus.

01:46:23.000 Even a pedophile getting hanged in a public square, you're going to watch him and go, oh, I'm glad he's gone.

01:46:29.000 But you're not going to go, oh, shit, look who's hanging.

01:46:32.000 It's the child fucker.

01:46:34.000 Woo.

01:46:36.000 And that's the tone here.

01:46:42.000 Get his ass, bitch. 1.00

01:46:43.000 Get on him, Billy.

01:46:44.000 Get on him, Billy.

01:46:46.000 Lean on him.

01:46:47.000 Come on, Billy.

01:46:48.000 Get on his ass. 0.96

01:46:49.000 Come on.

01:46:55.000 Come on, bro.

01:46:58.000 Hey, don't kill him.

01:46:59.000 So he choked him up.

01:47:01.000 He can't breathe.

01:47:02.000 You have to be told not to kill him.

01:47:04.000 Have a night, bro.

01:47:12.000 Come on.

01:47:12.000 Don't kill him.

01:47:17.000 That's the worst final video we've ever had.

01:47:25.000 Running in his pockets.

01:47:28.000 That's what they do in the South Bronx. 0.69

01:47:36.000 Okay, so his stomach's moving.

01:47:37.000 Hello from the other side.

01:47:41.000 That was an adult drop.

01:47:46.000 Hello from the other side.

01:47:50.000 And he pisses himself.

01:48:00.000 Hello from the other side.

01:48:01.000 He leaking, she also said.

01:48:05.000 We got to cleanse our palate.

01:48:06.000 That was too mean.

01:48:08.000 Can you find like July 4th potato gun or something?

01:48:11.000 I don't know why I chose that.

01:48:12.000 What have I done?

01:48:13.000 Potato gun.

01:48:14.000 Do you know what a potato gun is?

01:48:16.000 Yeah, but yeah, you're right.

01:48:17.000 The vibe check.

01:48:21.000 Potato guns are huge in Canada.

01:48:23.000 And the Masters, we used to get so good at it that we would buy an actual like flint, a starter button that sparks.

01:48:31.000 So you fill it up with Aquinette, ram the potato in there, close it up, and then push the button.

01:48:37.000 You don't have to light a lighter.

01:48:38.000 Whoa, that is a beauty.

01:48:39.000 What am I doing sitting here bragging?

01:48:41.000 Yeah, that's showing specifically.

01:48:44.000 You got fuel and you got out in the tank.

01:48:46.000 Now he's going to turn on the fire.

01:48:48.000 Do you want me to cover my ears or something?

01:48:50.000 Cover my ears?

01:48:51.000 Just in case?

01:48:52.000 I don't know.

01:48:53.000 Ew.

01:48:53.000 Cover your pussy.

01:48:55.000 Yeah, cover your pussy. 1.00

01:48:55.000 You might get a potato in it. 1.00

01:49:02.000 Wow!

01:49:03.000 You can give prisoners potatoes.

01:49:07.000 Potatoes for prisoners.

01:49:10.000 Wow!

01:49:11.000 Accurate!

01:49:16.000 Boy, I never thought of that.

01:49:18.000 We would just shoot it into the sky and watch it arc away.

01:49:21.000 I never thought of like target practice being accurate with it.

01:49:29.000 Now I gotta make a potato gun tomorrow for July 4th.

01:49:32.000 Gotta.

01:49:33.000 I have to.

01:49:35.000 I have all that weird glue.

01:49:37.000 It's really easy.

01:49:37.000 It's really quick.

01:49:38.000 Especially if you don't do the flint.

01:49:39.000 The problem with the flint is it gets hair net on it and it starts losing its spark.

01:49:43.000 And the next thing you know, you gotta...

01:49:46.000 One thing that I find is reliable, you know those long lighters I was talking about the other day?

01:49:49.000 Drill a hole, put the lighter in, the hole, and then like put a bunch of caulking and goop on it.

01:49:54.000 So now you just go click click, papoom.

01:49:58.000 Yeah, so happy July 4th, show.

01:50:00.000 Have a great long weekend, you guys.

01:50:02.000 You've earned it.

01:50:03.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:50:06.000 It's an important day, July 4th.

01:50:08.000 We just had Canada Day yesterday.

01:50:10.000 This is a time to celebrate and relax.

01:50:12.000 I know we're in a crisis.

01:50:13.000 I know we could be facing war with China.

01:50:15.000 I know our justice system has been completely corrupted by globalists, but let's deal with all that on Tuesday, okay?

01:50:22.000 Time out from worrying and stress.

01:50:24.000 We got tonight, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday to party our asses off And enjoy all the good things that Western culture has created.

01:50:34.000 And until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:50:43.000 I tried to keep it quiet, silence all my cries for help.

01:50:46.000 As long as I am rising till I'm upside down, I won't look down.

01:50:50.000 This a legendary climb, stand on the edge of the legend, it's very high.

01:50:54.000 Think of the men who are dead because it got to their head.

01:50:56.000 It ain't cemetery time.

01:50:57.000 I ain't the one who gon' throw with away cause I'm feeling too lonely up here.

01:51:01.000 I ain't the guy who can break from the pressure.

01:51:02.000 It's snowy, my pipes are not posting up here.

01:51:06.000 I don't wanna hear about these YouTube rappers.

01:51:08.000 I am not in that bracket punk.

01:51:10.000 Billboard blacks, I'm stacked in my mansion.

01:51:12.000 A million cash for my taxes, punk.

01:51:13.000 Call me trash while I produce anthems. 0.98

01:51:15.000 Galaxy with plastic thongs. 0.99

01:51:17.000 I'm the biggest independent rapper.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 02, 2021

S04E05 - NO JUSTICE JUST US

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