Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E07 - AM I THE ONLY ONE?

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:26.000 Shaking my head and thinking something is it just me?

00:00:41.000 Tell me something Thinks I'm taking all the good we got and turning it back Hell, I'll be damned I think I'm turning into my old man Am I the only one kind of disheartening a little bit Aaron Lewis Am I

00:01:11.000 the only one screaming what the fuck in my TV for telling me Yeah, you're telling me that I'm the only one willing to fight for my love of the red and white and the blue burning on the ground another statue coming down in a town Am I the only one who quits singing along every time they play a Bruce Springsteen song?

00:01:42.000 Great jam.

00:01:43.000 Beautiful jam.

00:01:44.000 I was just I just got back this morning from Lackawaxin PA in what they call Baradise.

00:01:52.000 You thought Breezy Point voted for Trump?

00:01:54.000 You may want to check in on mountain country Baradise.

00:01:58.000 And the best part is they didn't like me.

00:02:01.000 That's a good sign because I'm driving in my LR4 Land Rover and they're just like, what the?

00:02:07.000 I always want to do a southern accent when I do that part of town, but it's New Yorkers. 0.75

00:02:10.000 They're all retired cops.

00:02:12.000 That was more, well, the guy I was staying with said 99%, but he's prone to hyperbole.

00:02:16.000 But it was like 85% voted for Trump.

00:02:19.000 Trump signs everywhere.

00:02:21.000 Trucks, buildings, Trump.

00:02:24.000 And then there was something that was pretty interesting.

00:02:26.000 At the base of one of the, it's all mountains, right?

00:02:29.000 At the base of one of the mountains, there was a toilet with an American flag in it.

00:02:34.000 What?

00:02:35.000 Yeah.

00:02:36.000 So that means not only somebody put it there, but somebody left it there.

00:02:40.000 But they're saying what Aaron Lewis is saying.

00:02:42.000 I got his name right, right?

00:02:44.000 Yes.

00:02:45.000 They're saying that it's going down, America's going down the toilet.

00:02:51.000 I've noticed this with a trend recently with all of this woke on the rise is a lot of people are ready to fight.

00:02:59.000 I'm Scottish, so I'll fight till I have...

00:03:00.000 I'm like the knight in that Monty Python sketch where I say it is but a scratch.

00:03:05.000 But other patriots and southerners are sort of like, I don't want to be despondent, but they're sort of like, fuck this.

00:03:15.000 What's going on?

00:03:16.000 We're losing our country.

00:03:17.000 Nick Fuentes was like, I'd wish everybody a happy Independence Day, but this is an occupied country or something like that.

00:03:23.000 Yeah.

00:03:25.000 I saw the movie Cruella Deville, which is great for your daughter, if you're watching with a young girl.

00:03:32.000 But I realized he's Cruella Deville, and I'm the Baroness.

00:03:37.000 Wait, Nick is Cruella?

00:03:39.000 Yeah.

00:03:40.000 Because it's about Cruella's inspired by this Baroness, who's like this mogul who runs the town and runs fashion.

00:03:47.000 But she wants to cut her own teeth in the biz. 1.00

00:03:49.000 So she looks up to the Baroness at the beginning, and then she realizes the Baroness is old and out of date, and she's going to forge her own way.

00:03:58.000 And she does.

00:03:59.000 That's funny.

00:04:01.000 It's really good.

00:04:03.000 That's me.

00:04:05.000 And that's Nick.

00:04:07.000 That's Nick starting out with like a blog.

00:04:10.000 And that's me like starting Proud Boys.

00:04:14.000 He's making his green screen background.

00:04:15.000 Look, she's on YouTube now.

00:04:16.000 She's got a Twitter account.

00:04:18.000 And I'm like, you have some potential, Nicholas, but not a lot.

00:04:22.000 That's makers.

00:04:25.000 Anyway, I don't, I don't, I can't partake in your hatred of Zionism.

00:04:30.000 God, the dude I was with is not a big Zionism fan.

00:04:32.000 But like, okay, we grew up together, sort of in the sort of hipster scene, right?

00:04:36.000 We were in the same bands and had the same band members, whatever, in different bands.

00:04:40.000 We were in a band together called 80s Hardcore, where we covered 80s hardcore bands.

00:04:44.000 We were a cover band of hardcore, which in your 30s, I don't recommend.

00:04:49.000 It's exhausting.

00:04:50.000 But he's anti-Israel in a very sort of liberal way.

00:04:54.000 He also thinks America's racist, and he hates cops.

00:05:00.000 Hates fucking pigs.

00:05:02.000 And we're on a beach that's all cops.

00:05:06.000 And I'm like, I said to him, he goes, who would want to be a cop?

00:05:11.000 Who signs up for that?

00:05:12.000 And I go, well, I told you this before.

00:05:16.000 20%, no, no, 15% are cowboys who want to save the world and catch the bank robber and have some fun and go up the stairs and hunt humans.

00:05:24.000 Same as criminals.

00:05:26.000 Criminals are cowboys too.

00:05:27.000 They want a life of adventure.

00:05:29.000 They're willing to risk it all.

00:05:31.000 Cops are risking their lives every day.

00:05:32.000 They're both risking their lives.

00:05:34.000 Cops and criminals are very similar.

00:05:35.000 And as I've said, oh, we totally spaced on that, Ryan.

00:05:38.000 What's that?

00:05:38.000 That game show we were going to have, Cop or Criminal, where I show tags for my criminal friends and my cop friends, and they're the same.

00:05:44.000 They all love Trump, and they all hate Antifa.

00:05:47.000 There was one good installment of that game show.

00:05:50.000 That had one episode.

00:05:54.000 And then I said, some are just like slackers, maybe 20% that just want the pension and are just going to get through the day and hope they can make it 20 years.

00:06:03.000 And then 20% are good guys who are semi-ambitious but not reckless and they're going to be late.

00:06:10.000 They're not going to risk their lives.

00:06:12.000 But they are noble dudes.

00:06:13.000 So like 40, 40, 55 and 55.

00:06:19.000 40% are, look, I forgot how I broke this down.

00:06:24.000 All right.

00:06:24.000 Stop breaking my ball.

00:06:26.000 I did all this math.

00:06:27.000 But I said 5% are cocksuckers. 0.99

00:06:28.000 Yes.

00:06:29.000 5% want to ruin your day.

00:06:30.000 They're going to take your weed. 1.00

00:06:31.000 They're going to fuck with you.

00:06:33.000 They're just dicks.

00:06:34.000 And he goes, 5?

00:06:36.000 Try 50.

00:06:38.000 I'm like, 50?

00:06:40.000 I go, and even in that 5, they don't want to lose their pension.

00:06:43.000 It's worth $4 million.

00:06:45.000 They're not going to put a broomstick up Abner Luima's ass and lose it all.

00:06:49.000 That's not, Their ass isn't that important to them. 0.81

00:06:51.000 It's not a $4 million butthole.

00:06:53.000 But anyway, my point is that we disagree on those things, and they're fairly large things, I guess.

00:06:59.000 And we get along great.

00:07:02.000 We get along fantastic.

00:07:03.000 Our wives get along. 0.98

00:07:04.000 Our kids play together.

00:07:06.000 Why is it so threatening to so many people, especially on the left, to disagree with someone?

00:07:14.000 Like the 5% and the 50%, those are far apart. 0.99

00:07:17.000 But it's my interpretation of the data based on my life experience.

00:07:21.000 And him, as the guy who used to do smack and went to jail for selling it, that's his interpretation of the data.

00:07:28.000 I'm sure we could pour through it all together and get much closer.

00:07:32.000 I might come up a couple.

00:07:34.000 I could probably get him way down, especially if we did a ride along.

00:07:39.000 But anyway, I just thought it's interesting that we're living in a time when we're so petrified of ideas.

00:07:46.000 Like Nick Fuentes, he made a Holocaust joke.

00:07:49.000 Oh my God, let's cancel his whole family because I don't like that.

00:07:54.000 And that's what we have.

00:07:55.000 We have this in the racism section where this guy in New Jersey went off and said some horrible things and the whole town had a meltdown.

00:08:01.000 I think they were happy they finally caught a bona fide example of white racism, whites being racist.

00:08:09.000 So yeah, I told you my last July 4th was fucking pathetic.

00:08:14.000 It was legal in New York, which means shitty.

00:08:18.000 So I said, let's spend $600, go up to Lackawax and go up to Coptown, Baradise, and we'll light them off in a field.

00:08:25.000 Now, while I was doing that, I was lighting sparklers for the kids, and one of the boys' Roman candle died.

00:08:34.000 I was like, I bet it's not dead.

00:08:35.000 So I put the sparkler thing I had that sort of shoots out a ray.

00:08:39.000 It's not really a sparkler, but it sort of is.

00:08:40.000 It's more like a jet kind of a sparkler.

00:08:42.000 And I poke that in it.

00:08:45.000 That's smart, right?

00:08:46.000 Yeah.

00:08:47.000 So that'll reignite it.

00:08:48.000 And it did.

00:08:49.000 It reignited it to the tune of third-degree burns all over my fucking hand.

00:08:56.000 Should you zoom in on that?

00:08:57.000 You have a picture, right?

00:08:58.000 I do.

00:08:58.000 Careful, there's one with my dick in it.

00:09:01.000 That I didn't see.

00:09:02.000 Okay.

00:09:04.000 You may have to use the zooming device.

00:09:06.000 On the actual...

00:09:08.000 Oh yeah, let's do that.

00:09:10.000 And pull up the pictures, too.

00:09:14.000 The only one.

00:09:17.000 The joke I like to do, I go up to guys and I go, how fast do you masturbate?

00:09:21.000 And they're like, I don't know, normal amount?

00:09:23.000 And I'm like, I do 3,000 pumps a minute.

00:09:28.000 And then I show them this.

00:09:29.000 Look at the thumb.

00:09:32.000 I hope they're not getting affected.

00:09:33.000 There's one, two, three, four, five, six, six blisters and a Freddy.

00:09:39.000 Oh, seven blisters, eight blisters.

00:09:42.000 That's right after it happened.

00:09:44.000 So it happens, and I know from watching 60 Minutes a long time ago, I got to get this hand in the toilet.

00:09:48.000 I mean, sorry, I got to get this hand underwater.

00:09:51.000 So I run, thank God the bathroom was open at this park in Lackawaxin, and the water isn't running.

00:09:59.000 So I run, I drop to my knees, and I shove it into the toilet.

00:10:02.000 Hell yeah.

00:10:03.000 And then I keep flushing to keep the water nice and fresh.

00:10:05.000 It wasn't the cleanest toilet in the world, but was that dumb?

00:10:08.000 No, I mean, it could have some bacteria, but I mean, you just need cold water on that shit.

00:10:12.000 I mean, cold water, and it's covered in bleach.

00:10:14.000 It's chlorinated, right?

00:10:16.000 Yeah.

00:10:16.000 Like, is a toilet that gross?

00:10:19.000 You know, we're going to hear from people saying you shouldn't, it's like basically blanching your hand, where after hot water, you put it in cold water and it just will take the skin right off.

00:10:27.000 I never knew if that was the right thing to do.

00:10:30.000 I've always done that.

00:10:30.000 I feel pretty good.

00:10:32.000 I got to say, that night was not pleasant.

00:10:35.000 I'd never done this before.

00:10:36.000 I drank an entire bottle of fireball.

00:10:39.000 Pissed myself, of course.

00:10:40.000 Heartburn.

00:10:41.000 And I just sat there with my hand.

00:10:42.000 And I also was lucky enough to find someone who had forgotten their cooler.

00:10:45.000 So they had a little igloo cooler with a handle on it that was hand-shaped.

00:10:49.000 It was like God went, you know what?

00:10:50.000 You were helping a kid with a Roman candle.

00:10:53.000 And so I had, if it's in ice water, it doesn't hurt at all.

00:10:57.000 But yeah, you take it out of the ice water, and boy, does it fucking kill.

00:11:03.000 So that was July 4th.

00:11:06.000 We're what?

00:11:06.000 July 6th now?

00:11:09.000 It was Sunday night?

00:11:11.000 Yeah.

00:11:12.000 Yeah.

00:11:12.000 Show some pics.

00:11:15.000 This rules.

00:11:16.000 What is this?

00:11:17.000 I don't know.

00:11:18.000 I guess the people at Phantom like this judge.

00:11:21.000 It is understated.

00:11:23.000 It doesn't say the grand finale.

00:11:25.000 The grand finale sucks bones.

00:11:27.000 This is what you need.

00:11:29.000 Guaranteed to get the book thrown at you.

00:11:33.000 Shoots flaming balls.

00:11:34.000 That was awesome.

00:11:35.000 It actually rules?

00:11:36.000 Yes.

00:11:36.000 It literally rules.

00:11:37.000 That's cool.

00:11:39.000 And let's see what we got here.

00:11:41.000 Yep.

00:11:41.000 Okay.

00:11:42.000 So you can go to another picture.

00:11:43.000 That's just some kind of a picture.

00:11:45.000 Okay.

00:11:46.000 That's right after my hand.

00:11:47.000 That thing sucks.

00:11:48.000 Balls.

00:11:49.000 Boo.

00:11:51.000 It is not.

00:11:52.000 These things are like $250.

00:11:54.000 I think that was $250.

00:11:56.000 Curtis is also a compulsive liar.

00:11:58.000 So like he told his son, he's like, we spent $900.

00:12:02.000 And I saw the receipt.

00:12:03.000 It was $600.

00:12:05.000 Who did some sparkly stuff? 0.53

00:12:06.000 That thing is cool.

00:12:09.000 What's it called?

00:12:10.000 Lock and load.

00:12:11.000 No, it's also called something.

00:12:13.000 Barely legal.

00:12:14.000 I love that.

00:12:15.000 This is the thing I've noticed with my fellow Americans.

00:12:18.000 They do double entendres and they don't think of what the two things are.

00:12:22.000 Like they'll go, say they'll come up with an opaque blanket and they'll go, and it's for photography?

00:12:28.000 They'll go, you can put your photos where the sun don't shine.

00:12:31.000 And you're like, I get that you're doing a pun, but that's a butthole.

00:12:34.000 You're talking about sticking photos in your ass.

00:12:36.000 You're talking about photos being developed up someone's ass.

00:12:39.000 And barely legal.

00:12:40.000 Yes, I get it.

00:12:40.000 It's such a dangerous firework.

00:12:42.000 It's barely legal, but it's a porn term.

00:12:45.000 It means like you get to beat off to a child, but she's technically 18.

00:12:50.000 Which I've never really thought was cool.

00:12:53.000 A lot of pedophile stuff in porn.

00:12:55.000 Like the Catholic schoolgirl thing I always hated. 1.00

00:12:57.000 Yeah.

00:12:58.000 Incest is really big now.

00:13:00.000 And now the stepson and the stepbrother and mom's coming home.

00:13:04.000 She's become so numb.

00:13:06.000 That's my youngest boy in the middle there.

00:13:08.000 His marshmallow stick.

00:13:09.000 He insisted on using a log.

00:13:11.000 Oh, that's what the.

00:13:12.000 Yeah, I just now see the other menu.

00:13:13.000 Do you see the marshmallow at the end?

00:13:15.000 My wife comes up.

00:13:16.000 She says, what are you doing?

00:13:17.000 He goes, What?

00:13:18.000 That was funny.

00:13:19.000 He's a funny guy.

00:13:21.000 There he is shooting off.

00:13:22.000 That's the thing.

00:13:23.000 Is that the thing that burned me?

00:13:25.000 I'm not sure.

00:13:25.000 Looks like a Roman candle.

00:13:27.000 Right?

00:13:28.000 If that starts shooting rockets after, then maybe, yeah.

00:13:33.000 Can't show you my children, of course, but that's the stash.

00:13:37.000 Is that back to the judge or is the judge there twice?

00:13:38.000 And we got a video.

00:13:40.000 Okay.

00:13:42.000 People kept texting me July 4th, and I got sick of texting back you too, so I just sent them this.

00:13:52.000 Hell yeah.

00:13:53.000 What about you?

00:13:54.000 Well, you should probably show everyone your surprise.

00:13:57.000 So I mangled my hand.

00:13:58.000 You mangled your stupid fro. 0.99

00:14:00.000 That's correct.

00:14:02.000 The fro is mangled, but I think it's an improvement. 1.00

00:14:06.000 It's called a mullet, folks.

00:14:07.000 Let's see it.

00:14:08.000 Take your headphones off there.

00:14:09.000 We got a nice profile.

00:14:13.000 Is it the zoom?

00:14:14.000 Nice blurry profile.

00:14:18.000 Well, the printer's ruining everything, dude.

00:14:23.000 Good luck.

00:14:24.000 At least you can see your eyes.

00:14:26.000 When we couldn't see your eyes, you looked insecure.

00:14:31.000 That's what I kept trying to explain to you.

00:14:33.000 You didn't look tough or like a rocker.

00:14:35.000 Slash doesn't look cool.

00:14:37.000 Slash looks embarrassing.

00:14:38.000 And when Lou Reed wears his sunglasses indoors, he looks insecure, too.

00:14:43.000 But these don't look insecure.

00:14:44.000 No, that's totally different.

00:14:45.000 Well, it does indoors.

00:14:47.000 But when you're out on the street with the pit vipers, why didn't you buy me pit vipers when you bought those?

00:14:52.000 I didn't think you'd want them.

00:14:53.000 I don't know, because you didn't seem like a pit viper type of guy.

00:14:57.000 You'd be like, I don't want those.

00:14:58.000 And then I would have two pairs.

00:14:59.000 Well, you didn't let me try.

00:15:00.000 Oh, guess what?

00:15:01.000 What?

00:15:02.000 You know where I got this?

00:15:04.000 Shit, I forgot the name of it.

00:15:05.000 It's right next to Max Fish.

00:15:07.000 Directly across the street.

00:15:09.000 Okay.

00:15:10.000 And Small World.

00:15:12.000 Oh, that's where you got your Pit Vipers? 0.96

00:15:14.000 No, where I got the haircut.

00:15:15.000 Oh, okay.

00:15:16.000 I think I know where that is.

00:15:17.000 Are we talking on Stanton Street now?

00:15:19.000 I think it's Orchard.

00:15:20.000 Orchard.

00:15:22.000 So that was fun.

00:15:22.000 I did that, and then we watched fireworks.

00:15:24.000 It was pretty awesome.

00:15:25.000 Where?

00:15:26.000 In the town over from us, it was really popular because one of the towns had stopped their fireworks or canceled them rather.

00:15:34.000 So it was like triple the people that should have been at a place at a time.

00:15:38.000 But it was nice.

00:15:40.000 You know what I learned this weekend?

00:15:41.000 LA doesn't have fireworks.

00:15:43.000 Wow.

00:15:44.000 It's too spread out, so it would just be a traffic lunacy.

00:15:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:48.000 So they don't have it.

00:15:49.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:15:50.000 Doesn't that suck?

00:15:52.000 Every single hill.

00:15:53.000 So what they do is the Mexicans in East LA will have their little enclave, and all the dads will buy illegal stuff and pile it up. 0.99

00:16:00.000 At least shoot them out the Hollywood Hills or somewhere that's like a common place people could.

00:16:06.000 No, but then people have to go see it.

00:16:07.000 And that's traffic.

00:16:09.000 Yeah.

00:16:09.000 Wow, what a pathetic place.

00:16:11.000 By the way, 1-3, while I was celebrating July 4th, an American politician made it very clear that we should not be doing that.

00:16:19.000 It's morally wrong.

00:16:23.000 When they say that the 4th of July is about American freedom, remember this.

00:16:26.000 The freedom they're referring to is for white people. 0.78

00:16:29.000 This land is stolen land, and black people still aren't free. 1.00

00:16:35.000 Still not free.

00:16:36.000 Wow.

00:16:38.000 She gets ratioed in the retweets, but what can you not do?

00:16:44.000 If you're poor, does that mean you're not free?

00:16:48.000 They don't have access.

00:16:50.000 God, wouldn't it be great just to sit one of these people down in a locked room with tons of books and the internet and a bunch of intellectuals on both sides and be like, we're not leaving here.

00:17:01.000 Like a jury.

00:17:02.000 We're not leaving here until we solve this.

00:17:04.000 What are you talking about?

00:17:05.000 Well, systemic.

00:17:06.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:08.000 What do you mean?

00:17:09.000 Well, in poor areas, they have bad schools and they can't get educated and then they can't get good jobs.

00:17:16.000 And we go, okay, no.

00:17:18.000 We tried charter schools in Harlem.

00:17:20.000 They started to work.

00:17:20.000 The left shut them down.

00:17:22.000 And education is relatively recent.

00:17:27.000 Like, it used to, even my dad's generation, 5% went off to college.

00:17:31.000 Everyone else did okay.

00:17:32.000 Yeah, but wages were higher than.

00:17:34.000 No, they weren't.

00:17:34.000 My dad didn't have shoes.

00:17:36.000 So let's really break this down.

00:17:40.000 Of course, they can't do that because if you were to break it down, they're out of a job.

00:17:47.000 There needs to be racism.

00:17:48.000 There needs to be bigotry.

00:17:50.000 America needs to be broken.

00:17:51.000 Or what are the repair men like her, the repair people, the woke repair crew, what are they going to do if there's nothing to fix?

00:17:59.000 I understand it gets you down.

00:18:02.000 Like Toby Keith has a song just like Aaron Lewis's where he talks about cities broken down by the left design.

00:18:09.000 We were blaring it in the car on the way to PA.

00:18:17.000 But it's pretty sad too.

00:18:22.000 Just jump in the middle.

00:18:23.000 Have we played this yet?

00:18:24.000 No.

00:18:27.000 It's the 4th of July.

00:18:31.000 I get to wake up in your freedom.

00:18:35.000 But sometimes I wonder why.

00:18:40.000 Seem like everybody's pissing on the rig.

00:18:49.000 Happy birthday America.

00:19:14.000 All right, you get the idea.

00:19:17.000 You can look up those songs on your own.

00:19:19.000 All right, I guess that's enough.

00:19:20.000 July 4th talk, right?

00:19:22.000 Yeah.

00:19:24.000 Fun weekend, good times.

00:19:26.000 The house that my wife rented, it was at the top of a mountain, And it was beautiful.

00:19:31.000 And my buddy goes, How much was this?

00:19:33.000 I go, I don't know.

00:19:34.000 I don't like to ask those kind of things.

00:19:35.000 It distracts me because I'm cheap.

00:19:37.000 It'll ruin the whole weekend.

00:19:39.000 And he goes, Well, what do you think?

00:19:40.000 Because he's thinking of renting his place.

00:19:42.000 And I go, I don't know, like $200 a night, probably.

00:19:44.000 And he's like, hmm.

00:19:45.000 Guess how much it was?

00:19:47.000 How much?

00:19:48.000 $800 a night.

00:19:50.000 $1,600 for two nights.

00:19:53.000 And I'm like, oh, I guess we could have had a bunch of other families.

00:19:56.000 No.

00:19:57.000 There was three bedrooms.

00:19:59.000 That's a family of five with the boys sharing a room.

00:20:02.000 That's pretty crazy.

00:20:04.000 But was it a nice location?

00:20:06.000 Yes.

00:20:06.000 Like expert location?

00:20:08.000 That's what you're paying for, maybe.

00:20:09.000 I guess.

00:20:10.000 You know what?

00:20:11.000 I think I've figured out blisters.

00:20:13.000 What is that?

00:20:15.000 It's a lab.

00:20:17.000 What do you mean?

00:20:19.000 So we need new skin.

00:20:21.000 This skin is garbage. 1.00

00:20:22.000 It's literally toast.

00:20:23.000 Right.

00:20:24.000 So they use the old skin as a tarp. 1.00

00:20:28.000 They put it around the lab.

00:20:30.000 And now they're in there with own self-made water rebuilding new skin.

00:20:36.000 So when it's ready, they'll kick the tarp off, which I, if I recall correctly, fucking kills.

00:20:43.000 And then the tarp washes away.

00:20:45.000 It's gone.

00:20:45.000 And then the new skin is kind of fretty-ish.

00:20:48.000 It's a little triage tent.

00:20:50.000 Yeah.

00:20:50.000 That's hilarious.

00:20:51.000 And then that's why it hurts to touch and stuff.

00:20:53.000 It's like, get away from us.

00:20:54.000 We're building.

00:20:55.000 And that's why I can't use it.

00:20:56.000 Like, I can't ride my motorcycle or even rider type.

00:20:59.000 So I've just been walking around for three days like this.

00:21:01.000 I kind of like it, though.

00:21:03.000 Like, doing things with your left hand, they call it a handicap in golf because it's part of the fun game.

00:21:10.000 It's a little challenge.

00:21:11.000 Yeah, so I'm like fixing stuff and carrying things and all with my gimp hand in the air.

00:21:16.000 Yeah, I usually take my body for granted, then you sprain an ankle and you're like, I'm basically Superman when I don't have a sprain ankle.

00:21:21.000 Oh yeah.

00:21:21.000 Like putting on this shirt and this tie.

00:21:24.000 Oh yeah, true.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, it looks like the knot's a little different than usual too, right?

00:21:28.000 Yeah, it's gimpified.

00:21:30.000 I'm looking forward to masturbating, though.

00:21:32.000 It'll be like someone else's hand.

00:21:33.000 Just kidding, don't masturbate.

00:21:35.000 Yes.

00:21:38.000 Important news, while sitting on my ass, staying up all night because I couldn't sleep from the pain. 0.77

00:21:42.000 I watched some Netflix.

00:21:44.000 New Chris Pratt movie is fucking awesome.

00:21:46.000 It's the scariest monsters I've ever seen.

00:21:51.000 They have like the alien, stranger things stuff going on with tons of fangs.

00:21:56.000 Great.

00:21:57.000 They're faster than shit, and they can crawl up and around anything.

00:22:00.000 Awesome.

00:22:01.000 They have these crazy tails.

00:22:03.000 Like this animal's so scary, I won't show it to my youngest boy.

00:22:06.000 And then they shoot out these darts from their octopus hands that are like dog poo, but sharp as rock.

00:22:13.000 Is it called Selfless?

00:22:15.000 What is it?

00:22:16.000 What's it called?

00:22:16.000 The War on the Tomorrow or something?

00:22:19.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:22:20.000 That brand new jump-off.

00:22:22.000 Yeah, I'm talking about Netflix, and it's going to be new stuff.

00:22:26.000 Although I did watch Under Siege and showed it to the kids, and they were like, this sucks.

00:22:31.000 What?

00:22:31.000 The action starts pretty darn fast in Under Siege.

00:22:36.000 I think the band becomes terrorists, like, in the first 15 minutes.

00:22:41.000 No patience.

00:22:43.000 I remember when Under Siege came out, I could have watched the whole thing in the sub and just watched Steven Seagal cooking.

00:22:48.000 It's prime video.

00:22:50.000 Tomorrow War.

00:22:51.000 Tomorrow War, yeah.

00:22:54.000 What the?

00:22:57.000 Maybe you could find a trailer?

00:22:58.000 Trust us.

00:23:00.000 Okay.

00:23:02.000 Just trust us.

00:23:03.000 We know what we're doing.

00:23:04.000 And then the other awesome show, Big Timber.

00:23:07.000 Now, you know what they say about why people?

00:23:10.000 They go, why are they so good at systems and inventing stuff?

00:23:13.000 Because they came from Africa. 0.99

00:23:15.000 They went north.

00:23:16.000 Then they had to deal with the Siberian winters.

00:23:20.000 And so they developed a tenacity because the ones who were like, I don't know what I'm going to do, they froze to death.

00:23:25.000 They didn't have any food in the winter.

00:23:26.000 They starved to death.

00:23:28.000 So then you're released on the world that's not so harsh, like North America.

00:23:34.000 And it's just like the starling or any other invasive species.

00:23:36.000 You're just really good at surviving.

00:23:39.000 So watching this show, I'm sorry, but I'm like, wow, white people sure are good at systems. 0.78

00:23:44.000 They sure are good at fixing problems.

00:23:46.000 You wouldn't believe the problems these guys have.

00:23:49.000 White people problems. 1.00

00:23:50.000 Yeah.

00:23:51.000 Yeah.

00:23:52.000 Well, actually, his brother died towing a barge sunk to the bottom of the, I guess the Pacific Ocean?

00:24:01.000 Yeah.

00:24:02.000 Because it's Vancouver Island.

00:24:05.000 How are you doing with that thing?

00:24:06.000 Just look it on YouTube.

00:24:10.000 The Tomorrow War trailer.

00:24:12.000 I love a good horror movie, so I'm glad to hear that it's spooky.

00:24:16.000 They go into the future to fight the aliens who are going to end Earth.

00:24:34.000 They get their logos in there.

00:24:38.000 Of course, it's a black woman, the head of Earth. 0.98

00:24:47.000 I will be back.

00:24:48.000 Why is this happening?

00:24:50.000 What about the teacher's deferment and the veterans' deferment?

00:24:53.000 If I don't go, they're going to draft the fork.

00:24:55.000 But if something does happen to me, you and Mary will be taken care of.

00:24:59.000 If I don't go, they'll make fun of me.

00:25:02.000 70% of draftees do not return.

00:25:08.000 Move your shirt, please.

00:25:14.000 Driving tests?

00:25:16.000 You don't have jokes in the future?

00:25:20.000 This device facilitates your jump to and from the future war.

00:25:25.000 You know what's amazing about this movie?

00:25:26.000 And it's amazing that that guy.

00:25:28.000 That black guy.

00:25:30.000 I've never seen this in a movie almost.

00:25:33.000 I must have, but this really stuck out.

00:25:35.000 So it's one of the first times, if not the first time.

00:25:38.000 A black guy who's a person.

00:25:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:25:41.000 He's got flaws.

00:25:43.000 He's got flaws.

00:25:44.000 He's not a ninja.

00:25:45.000 He's a normal dude who's pretty nervous, as one would be rocketing into the future.

00:25:50.000 Like, it's either Don Cheadle who's just like, hi, I'm the nicest guy in the world.

00:25:55.000 What's your name?

00:25:56.000 My family died.

00:25:57.000 I want to be friends.

00:25:58.000 Or I'm a fucking psycho-badass tough dude.

00:26:03.000 And in both cases, you make them so personality-less that when they die, I'm like.

00:26:10.000 And they do it because they're chicken.

00:26:11.000 They're scared of having any kind of personality in case they get called racist because during one of his flaws, someone might get offended.

00:26:19.000 And like, I cared about this guy.

00:26:21.000 And I went, don't kill him.

00:26:22.000 He has a personality.

00:26:25.000 Why is that rare?

00:26:26.000 Bigotry of low expectations?

00:26:28.000 I think it's fear.

00:26:29.000 Oh, we have Dr. Fauci on the show today.

00:26:31.000 Did you know that?

00:26:32.000 Speaking of fear, yes.

00:26:33.000 Yeah, we're going to be talking all about his fear-mongering.

00:26:37.000 Just look around like that.

00:26:39.000 How are you so calm?

00:26:40.000 Long story.

00:26:41.000 Do you think he's military?

00:26:42.000 Yeah.

00:26:44.000 Kind of a short story, I guess.

00:26:46.000 That was a good one.

00:26:47.000 That's the guy from I Think You Should Leave.

00:26:49.000 Remember that one with like the Insane Future robots?

00:26:53.000 He's like the black guy in that show.

00:26:56.000 What?

00:26:59.000 In 11 months' time.

00:27:01.000 This was the weird part.

00:27:02.000 They just plop them out of the sky.

00:27:04.000 So they don't just hit the cement and die.

00:27:07.000 Except these guys landed in a swimming pool that was on a rooftop.

00:27:11.000 Everyone else just splat.

00:27:15.000 What is this?

00:27:15.000 The Soviet Union in World War II?

00:27:19.000 Oh, you gotta see the monsters, though.

00:27:21.000 They're not gonna show them up.

00:27:31.000 I have to do a quick food kick.

00:27:35.000 Oh, there's some of the monsters.

00:27:37.000 I sounded like an eight-year-old.

00:27:39.000 There's some of the monsters.

00:27:42.000 That one?

00:27:42.000 Yep.

00:27:49.000 So it's good to know, folks, that things are bad.

00:27:52.000 Aaron Lewis is right.

00:27:53.000 Toby Keith is right.

00:27:54.000 We are at an impasse.

00:27:55.000 We're at an American divorce.

00:27:57.000 It could be worse.

00:27:58.000 We could be facing the extinction of the human race from crazy aliens.

00:28:04.000 Actually, I don't know if they're crazy.

00:28:06.000 They're very tenacious.

00:28:07.000 They're only here for food.

00:28:10.000 I know that.

00:28:15.000 When are we going to accept that we don't need celebrities?

00:28:19.000 Like, I like Chris Pratt.

00:28:20.000 Oh, there we go.

00:28:21.000 What'd you just have there?

00:28:23.000 Is that from the trailer?

00:28:24.000 The second trailer, yeah.

00:28:25.000 Oh.

00:28:26.000 Give you another taste.

00:28:27.000 I love Chris Pratt, and I like the other guy, the bald guy.

00:28:30.000 Oh, they fly.

00:28:31.000 Oh, they fucking fly.

00:28:34.000 It's like a glide.

00:28:37.000 Second chances are really hard to come by.

00:28:42.000 Hey, that guy's funny.

00:28:45.000 Comic actors doing serious roles are.

00:28:47.000 It's a good...

00:28:48.000 Yeah, they're good.

00:28:49.000 They're good.

00:28:50.000 You know who else was it?

00:28:51.000 The bearded guy from the Birthday Boys.

00:28:53.000 The Birthday Boys is probably before your time, but it was cool to see him in there.

00:28:56.000 You can tell that the casting people were kind of comedy fans.

00:29:00.000 But sorry, Hollywood.

00:29:03.000 We don't need them.

00:29:04.000 Everyone who wants to see that movie wants to see that movie.

00:29:07.000 It's on Amazon Prime.

00:29:08.000 If I didn't recognize Chris Pratt, I still would have watched it.

00:29:11.000 It's like this bullshit with fucking kids' movies, and it has to be Tom Hanks doing the voice.

00:29:16.000 No, it doesn't.

00:29:17.000 Get any drama club geek.

00:29:19.000 You don't need to spend $7 million on Tom Hanks.

00:29:22.000 What a waste of money.

00:29:23.000 Surely the free market's going to correct this soon and just have a bunch of drama club kids in movies. 0.96

00:29:30.000 It pulls you out of it.

00:29:31.000 Chris Pratt, I know who he is.

00:29:33.000 He was dating that guy, that chick who was in Scary Movie and stuff.

00:29:36.000 He's real Christian.

00:29:37.000 Then he got a divorce, which I didn't think was very Christian.

00:29:40.000 Now I think he's remarried.

00:29:42.000 He's one of the only conservatives in Hollywood.

00:29:45.000 Now I've got to pretend, shake all that from my head and watch him kill aliens.

00:29:50.000 Besides that, great thing.

00:29:51.000 Okay.

00:29:53.000 We've got a lot to cover.

00:29:54.000 Let's just jump into some fake news, shall we?

00:29:59.000 It's kind of becoming my new favorite subject.

00:30:03.000 I mean, America is the First Amendment and the Second Amendment.

00:30:06.000 I suck at the Second Amendment.

00:30:07.000 I don't know what I'm talking about, but I know about the First.

00:30:10.000 So if I'm going to save this place, I should put the emphasis on free speech.

00:30:16.000 Okay, this is perfect.

00:30:18.000 And there's a million of these going around.

00:30:20.000 But it just shows you how little the left cares about the shit they say and how bad women are at this. 0.95

00:30:26.000 They're the worst of the left.

00:30:28.000 And how many...

00:30:29.000 I should start collecting these.

00:30:32.000 Bank holiday is a British term.

00:30:33.000 It means like a holiday that's so big that the banks are shut.

00:30:36.000 Like Christmas and New Year's and everything.

00:30:38.000 More bank holidays?

00:30:40.000 Oh, please give us a break.

00:30:42.000 Service stations, seasides, queues, barbecues, nausea, crowds.

00:30:47.000 Why can't we just admit that bank holidays fill us with fear and loathing?

00:30:51.000 Okay, got it, Eva.

00:30:53.000 We hate bank holidays.

00:30:55.000 Burned out?

00:30:55.000 What we need is a new bank holiday.

00:30:58.000 After an endless year of what's WFH?

00:31:03.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:31:04.000 And juggling homeschooling with caring responsibilities, is it any wonder most of us feel like a pile of smoldering ashes?

00:31:10.000 What we need is a break.

00:31:12.000 Like, I remember this with John Levin.

00:31:17.000 Working from home.

00:31:18.000 Oh.

00:31:19.000 He used to write at Gawker or one of these other things.

00:31:22.000 He's a conservative now, but he was a lefty.

00:31:24.000 And he's like, I had dinner with him and Ann Coulter.

00:31:28.000 And he goes, by the way, we did a big hit piece on you a long time ago.

00:31:31.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:32.000 And I go, oh, yeah, I think I remember that.

00:31:35.000 I was so dishonest.

00:31:37.000 What was your angle in this?

00:31:38.000 I don't even remember.

00:31:39.000 And I go, okay, I get that you don't give a shit about what you write and you instantly forget.

00:31:44.000 But why choose journalism?

00:31:46.000 Like, if you don't care about the stories, why did you choose storytelling as your job?

00:31:51.000 And this woman signs up.

00:31:53.000 She doesn't remember either of those articles, by the way.

00:31:55.000 I fully guarantee it.

00:31:56.000 Whoosh, they're gone.

00:31:59.000 But that's her job, to sit down and say, I hate bank holidays.

00:32:02.000 Zhup. 0.73

00:32:03.000 Send it to the editor tomorrow.

00:32:05.000 I love bank holidays.

00:32:07.000 Imagine someone in baseball who doesn't really like the sport.

00:32:10.000 It's just like, all right, are we done now?

00:32:13.000 What was that, a strike or whatever?

00:32:16.000 You know, you got Gary Keith and Ron passionately caring about every game.

00:32:20.000 Beat the Yankees in the Subway Series.

00:32:22.000 I bet $100 on the Mets and won, and then I bet $100 on the Brewers and lost.

00:32:27.000 I was happy to see.

00:32:29.000 Right?

00:32:30.000 Did the Brewers win?

00:32:31.000 No, they didn't.

00:32:32.000 That's good.

00:32:33.000 So, wait, the Mets won against the Yankees?

00:32:35.000 Two out of three.

00:32:36.000 I guess I shouldn't give a fuck if I don't know already.

00:32:39.000 Like, I'm not really a Yankees fan, I suppose.

00:32:44.000 Yeah, no one is.

00:32:45.000 They suck this year, and they're a bunch of fucking assholes, and I hate their guts.

00:32:49.000 Okay, this is a great segment.

00:32:51.000 So Tucker Carlson is particularly cruel to Brian Stelter.

00:32:57.000 I purposely pronounce his name wrong.

00:32:59.000 And he's lampooned him on the show a million times, totally ridiculed him.

00:33:04.000 And I think it's hilarious, but it hurts Brian deeply, right?

00:33:07.000 Similarly, Oliver Darcy was accosted by Alex Jones at, was it CPAC?

00:33:15.000 Some sort of meeting.

00:33:16.000 Oh, maybe it was the Twitter.

00:33:18.000 It was, yeah, the Twitter hearings where Jack Dorsey was answering all these questions from senators and Oliver Darcy's there.

00:33:23.000 And Alex Jones got in his face like crazy and they said, oh, you're harassing journalists.

00:33:27.000 So they kicked Alex Jones off of Twitter.

00:33:31.000 So Tucker's hurt Brian.

00:33:33.000 Alex has hurt Oliver.

00:33:35.000 That's the backstory.

00:33:36.000 Remember I said we're living in the era of revenge of the hurt?

00:33:39.000 Look at this.

00:33:41.000 Emails.

00:33:41.000 It's not that I think the government spies on me.

00:33:44.000 It's admitted that they do.

00:33:46.000 It is a lie to say there are no risks.

00:33:48.000 There are risks in everything, including in getting a vaccine.

00:33:51.000 Everybody's got family that got killed or got sick from a vaccine.

00:33:55.000 So FBI operatives were organizing the attack on the Capitol on January 6th, according to government documents.

00:34:04.000 It is overwhelming.

00:34:08.000 The evidence that criminal elements of the federal government provocateured and staged January 6th at least helped, yes.

00:34:16.000 All right.

00:34:17.000 Oliver Darcy is back with me.

00:34:19.000 I think the sound speaks for itself.

00:34:21.000 Is it a stretch to say that Tucker Carlson is the new Alex Jones?

00:34:24.000 Data males who get bullied.

00:34:25.000 It's not a stretch, Brian.

00:34:27.000 Tucker Carlson is the new Alex Jones.

00:34:30.000 If you watch Tucker Carlson's program and you watch Alex Jones' program, they might differ a little bit in antics and the way they deliver their message, but that message to viewers is consistent and it's pretty identical, whether it's talking about...

00:34:43.000 Hold on a sec.

00:34:44.000 They both say don't trust the government.

00:34:46.000 That's called the left.

00:34:47.000 Do you know how identical your show is with every other show on CNN, MSNBC, all these logos behind me?

00:34:54.000 He's such a pussy. 0.97

00:34:56.000 Wasn't he right-wing?

00:34:57.000 Yeah, he was all Mr. Free Speech before he got his job at CNN.

00:35:00.000 He's like, fuck everyone.

00:35:01.000 Conspiracy theories, false flag conspiracy theories, deep state conspiracy theories.

00:35:06.000 The messages that Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones are sending are the same.

00:35:11.000 They seem to see eye to eye on the biggest issues that they talk about every single night.

00:35:17.000 Do we know anything about their relationship or whether they play two back-to-back soundbites?

00:35:23.000 One is of Tucker sympathizing with Jones, but the other one has Alex Jones basically saying, hey, yeah, I'm going to let Tucker present this January 6th conspiracy theory first.

00:35:33.000 I'm going to let Tucker present the inside job theory because he's going to do a great job with it.

00:35:37.000 And when I heard that, I thought, are these two guys in cahoots?

00:35:40.000 Like, are they friends?

00:35:41.000 Do they communicate?

00:35:42.000 Let's listen to these two soundbites and then we'll talk about it.

00:35:44.000 Soundbites.

00:35:45.000 I made the decision not to get into this until it broke on Tucker because I thought he'd do a better job than I did.

00:35:53.000 Can I say one thing?

00:35:55.000 I think Alex Jones is lying there.

00:35:58.000 I think Tucker scooped him and he decided to say that he did it on purpose.

00:36:06.000 Because he's a showman.

00:36:08.000 And he wants it to look good on the show.

00:36:10.000 He can't say, God damn it, Tucker got to this before I did.

00:36:14.000 Why do we laugh at Alex Jones again?

00:36:15.000 Sincere question.

00:36:18.000 I remember him saying...

00:36:20.000 What do we know about the relationship?

00:36:21.000 It does sound like they're talking to each other, right, Brian?

00:36:24.000 Look, you don't have to take it from us.

00:36:26.000 Just listen to that clip you played of Tucker Carlson.

00:36:29.000 He's basically saying that he doesn't think that Tucker Carlson or that Alex Jones' views are out there, that they're crazy.

00:36:35.000 No, he didn't say that.

00:36:36.000 He said, why were we making fun of Alex Jones again?

00:36:38.000 Like Alex Jones said, they're taking the blood of children and they're infusing it into their own to get stronger.

00:36:45.000 Not just, I'm not just talking about that, where's shit, that adrenochrome, but blood itself.

00:36:50.000 And then it came out that older millionaires were getting blood transfusions of teen blood.

00:36:58.000 This isn't on Infowars.

00:37:00.000 It was originally, but it was on mainstream news.

00:37:03.000 And everyone went, holy shit, he was right again.

00:37:07.000 So yeah, every day that nutty conspiracy theorist gets truer and truer as Clown World becomes more and more elaborate.

00:37:17.000 If Trump's America was going the way Trump designed it and we were all free, Alex Jones would look like a lunatic.

00:37:23.000 But because you guys are ruining this country, as Toby Keith will abide, Alex Jones becomes normal and correct.

00:37:33.000 It's good to warn about tyranny when you're living under a tyrannical system.

00:37:40.000 Alex Jones' views are out there, that they're crazy.

00:37:43.000 Evidently, he thinks that they're legitimate and should be debated, and he's bringing them up on his own show.

00:37:48.000 And Brian, this matters because these far-right conspiracy theories, they used to be confined to the Infowar section on the internet.

00:37:56.000 You used to have to seek them out.

00:37:58.000 I'm not that old, but I remember when the Republican Party and Fox News mocked Alex Jones and said, that guy is crazy.

00:38:05.000 We're not going to touch that sort of stuff.

00:38:07.000 But now, Fox's face is effectively Alex Jones, the de facto leader of the Republican Party, is touting the same stuff that Jones touts on his show.

00:38:18.000 And Fox remains silent about what would be, if true, an abuse of power.

00:38:24.000 If the NSA is actually reading Tucker's emails, then that's really disturbing.

00:38:29.000 But for some reason, Fox hasn't condemned the NSA.

00:38:31.000 They haven't demanded an investigation.

00:38:33.000 They haven't called for congressional inquiry.

00:38:35.000 Fox hasn't said anything.

00:38:37.000 It's like they don't believe him.

00:38:39.000 All right, let me bring in Sarah Bischer of Axios back into the conversation.

00:38:42.000 Fox allowed him to air it and get good at it, if you will.

00:38:46.000 But anyway, that's got serious ramifications about the state of America, but also on the petty little ha-ha.

00:38:52.000 They've clearly just unpicked their underwear from their wedgied ass and said, are they friends?

00:38:58.000 Are they bros?

00:38:59.000 Two victims Of bullies, I'll call them bullies. 0.99

00:39:01.000 Two victims of bullies sitting there going through the tape trying to get something bad.

00:39:06.000 They're like Vic Berger, fat, ugly losers sitting at home, poring through footage, trying to get some sort of digital revenge.

00:39:14.000 That was like the view, like just gossiping.

00:39:16.000 Do they know each other?

00:39:17.000 Are they bros?

00:39:20.000 Speaking of the State of the Union, this seems to be a developing story.

00:39:25.000 1-6.

00:39:26.000 So these soccer players, did they turn away from the national anthem?

00:39:29.000 They're either imbeciles or they hate America.

00:39:34.000 We're turned, which is terrible grammar, because we faced the flag.

00:39:40.000 And then Elijah says, one of the difficult parts of this is I'm trying to understand why you guys were facing the flag.

00:39:45.000 You don't have your hand over your heart per tradition.

00:39:47.000 I'm not accusing you of lying.

00:39:48.000 I'm actually just trying to fact-check the story and can't seem to make sense of this aspect.

00:39:52.000 So click on it.

00:39:57.000 We turn because we face the flag.

00:40:04.000 My gut is saying that they did turn and the shit hit the fan and they said, we're going to kick you from the team unless you say it's an accident.

00:40:11.000 They said it was an accident.

00:40:18.000 Why are these World War II vets never hot? 1.00

00:40:23.000 Drives me nuts.

00:40:25.000 I think he's very hot.

00:40:29.000 I think you're just a little picky.

00:40:31.000 Okay, look.

00:40:32.000 And this is something no one else is saying.

00:40:34.000 It's the two black girls. 0.79

00:40:38.000 Right-wing Gringa pointed that out.

00:40:41.000 Oh, really?

00:40:42.000 Yeah.

00:40:48.000 The only two black girls.

00:40:55.000 I mean, you do what your team is doing, right?

00:41:00.000 Like, why would you see your team facing one way and go, no, dummies, and then go face the flag, not put your hand on your heart?

00:41:08.000 I think they're full of shit.

00:41:09.000 Yeah.

00:41:10.000 Yeah, this is a lie.

00:41:11.000 We just cracked this case live.

00:41:12.000 You're watching the news happen live, folks.

00:41:16.000 Here we go.

00:41:18.000 Did you get Felchie on the line yet?

00:41:20.000 I can't believe we got it.

00:41:21.000 I'm still waiting in the wings, but hold on.

00:41:23.000 Oh, here we go.

00:41:24.000 Right-wing Gringo.

00:41:37.000 Poor guy.

00:41:39.000 1-7 shows them.

00:41:40.000 The weird thing is in 1-7, it looks like the black girls are actually facing the right way. 1.00

00:41:51.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:41:52.000 No, the Mexicans are facing the Mexican flag.

00:41:55.000 And it's over here.

00:41:56.000 And the American flag's at a different part of the stadium.

00:42:03.000 This is definitely a lie.

00:42:05.000 And then the no applause.

00:42:06.000 Look at the no applause, right?

00:42:07.000 Oh, go back.

00:42:08.000 I missed that.

00:42:17.000 Yeah, the second one from the...

00:42:19.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:42:20.000 You just blew it right there with the clapping.

00:42:22.000 The second one from the left did not.

00:42:23.000 She didn't.

00:42:24.000 No, neither of the black girls did. 1.00

00:42:26.000 Oh, right.

00:42:27.000 One of them that faced the right way also didn't.

00:42:30.000 Where?

00:42:30.000 I mean, second from the left.

00:42:32.000 From the far left.

00:42:33.000 Second from the left is...

00:42:34.000 That isn't a Mexican, black, or whatever, right? 0.67

00:42:37.000 Yeah, the two black girls. 1.00

00:42:38.000 The one on the far left is normal, and then the next two are the two black girls. 0.98

00:42:42.000 Oh, yes.

00:42:43.000 And they're both facing the same way as the Mexicans, while everyone else... 0.84

00:42:46.000 So they do some stupid political statement like that.

00:42:48.000 You got to own it after that.

00:42:49.000 You can't go, no, it's facing somewhere else.

00:42:54.000 Pussies. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Harmonicas are loud. 1.00

00:42:57.000 So I just faced away from it.

00:42:59.000 I thought this was a funny trend.

00:43:01.000 My wife is slowly getting red-pilled. 0.99

00:43:03.000 Like this morning I hear downstairs, holy shit, there was 106 shootings in Chicago last weekend.

00:43:11.000 And I'm like, that sounds low.

00:43:14.000 Are they cleaning up their act?

00:43:17.000 Are they getting it together?

00:43:21.000 So a long time ago, Psobek said, when the Star Spangled Banner has become a dissident song, understand what part of the movie we are in.

00:43:27.000 Right?

00:43:29.000 And then today, flying the American flag from the back of a pickup truck or over a lawn is increasingly seen as a clue, albeit imperfect one, to a person's political affiliation in a deeply divided nation.

00:43:41.000 A 4th of July symbol of unity that may no longer unite.

00:43:46.000 Now, I remember coming here when I was a little kid from Canada, and I was always shocked at how many American flags there are.

00:43:53.000 They've always been all over America, all over lawns, especially as you go farther and farther south.

00:44:00.000 Even Confederate flags.

00:44:02.000 Like in Delaware, there's one that's the size of this building.

00:44:06.000 And what the left has done is they've made everything evil.

00:44:09.000 This background's driving me nuts, dude.

00:44:11.000 I don't think we should.

00:44:13.000 If it was slower or something, it's like someone getting electrocuted behind me.

00:44:17.000 I could slow down.

00:44:18.000 Let's see.

00:44:19.000 Or pause it or something.

00:44:24.000 So Americans have always been patriotic.

00:44:27.000 There's always been that level of patriotism.

00:44:29.000 Now, the left started shitting on the Confederate flag.

00:44:32.000 Okay, fine.

00:44:33.000 Take it.

00:44:34.000 Confederate statues.

00:44:36.000 Hold on.

00:44:36.000 What are you doing with those?

00:44:38.000 Now, normal statues.

00:44:39.000 Queen Victoria went down the other day.

00:44:42.000 Pro abolitionists are getting ripped down.

00:44:45.000 Guys that wanted to end slavery.

00:44:46.000 Black guys, non-racist dudes.

00:44:49.000 Abe Lincoln's coming down.

00:44:50.000 And we start going, okay, what the fuck?

00:44:52.000 And then they say the flag, it represents slavery, just like that one at the beginning of the show.

00:44:56.000 And they go, you know what?

00:44:57.000 Fuck you.

00:44:57.000 I'm done.

00:44:59.000 I love the flag.

00:45:00.000 So then they go, I said I don't like it.

00:45:02.000 It might trigger me.

00:45:03.000 So then they go, I don't care.

00:45:04.000 And now that means that the flag, you're doing it on purpose to hurt someone because they made themselves so incredibly sensitive.

00:45:14.000 What?

00:45:14.000 That's like saying trans people are hurt when they see a cis male go into a cis male bathroom if there's no other bathroom available for trans and they have to pee and it's like a woman who thinks she's a man, right?

00:45:28.000 I'm going pee, lady. 1.00

00:45:29.000 What are you talking About you made up this problem for you.

00:45:33.000 I'm going pee.

00:45:34.000 And now the New York Times is accusing us of wearing t-shirts to say, I'm going pee.

00:45:38.000 Well, maybe a little bit, yeah, but I am.

00:45:43.000 You know, it's sort of in the same universe as this.

00:45:45.000 4chan made this up.

00:45:47.000 They tried milk, they tried a bunch of things.

00:45:49.000 They made up free bleeding where they told a woman it was a feminist exercise to period yourself with period blood. 0.99

00:45:55.000 That worked.

00:45:56.000 So they go, all right, let's do another one.

00:45:58.000 Let's do a kooky one.

00:45:59.000 How about this is racist or this.

00:46:03.000 We'll see if that is.

00:46:04.000 It's not, but we'll say it is.

00:46:06.000 And so they did it as a joke.

00:46:08.000 It caught on.

00:46:09.000 It's still a joke.

00:46:10.000 Yeah, but white supremacists use it. 0.75

00:46:12.000 Yeah, white supremacists enjoy the joke too.

00:46:15.000 Lots of people enjoy the joke.

00:46:18.000 Well, Confederates and other, you know, super right-wing Trump people are waving the American flag.

00:46:23.000 Sure.

00:46:24.000 So are liberals who love this country.

00:46:26.000 So is everyone in Vermont and Maine who are pro-Bernie Sanders.

00:46:31.000 I'm not getting rid of the flag because it hurts your feelings, you fucking loser, as you ruin this country.

00:51:38.000 hi hi guys how you doing uh great uh okay well we know you're uh you have limited time um first question is you know you don't seem to like trump uh he doesn't seem to like you because you flip-flop all over the place you say wear a mask don't wear a mask oh everything's changing um everyone's excited about biden getting 100 million vaccines in 100 days That was Trump's plan,

00:52:01.000 a million a day.

00:52:02.000 Absolutely not.

00:52:03.000 What amazes me about the only good news with this pandemic is how fast the vaccine came out.

00:52:09.000 Now, they say they were crapping on Trump and talking about hydroxychloroquine doesn't work and stuff.

00:52:15.000 And oh, he went too fast.

00:52:16.000 He cut corners.

00:52:17.000 Do you think it's fair to say, is it a fair criticism of Trump that he cut corners with this vaccine and got it out too fast?

00:52:26.000 Okay, so that's a great question.

00:52:28.000 It's the most commonly asked question.

00:52:30.000 There was no cutting corners.

00:52:32.000 Safety was not compromised.

00:52:34.000 Scientific integrity was not compromised.

00:52:37.000 And I think people need to understand that.

00:52:39.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:52:40.000 You know, the way I see COVID, and I think this is how you would see it if you were more honest with yourself.

00:52:46.000 Absolutely.

00:52:48.000 An incredibly contagious disease.

00:52:50.000 No one is disputing that.

00:52:52.000 It's nuts.

00:52:53.000 Everyone knows five to ten people who got it.

00:52:56.000 Now, we've never seen that before.

00:52:59.000 Thank God it's not a deadly disease.

00:53:01.000 If we had like this level of contagiousness with, you know, Ebola or the Buravian flu or something, we would have seen serious numbers.

00:53:11.000 But we had like, what, half a million Americans die this year?

00:53:15.000 That's pretty normal for America.

00:53:17.000 I mean, I was looking at charts where they said, you know, the year before, and it seems to be going up about 1.8% a year with the population.

00:53:25.000 Okay.

00:53:25.000 Now, why is COVID so much?

00:53:27.000 Well, I think you took a lot of flu numbers and other numbers and put them in there.

00:53:31.000 Someone with COVID dies in a motorcycle accident?

00:53:34.000 It's a COVID death.

00:53:35.000 I think George Floyd is the only person with COVID that wasn't blamed on a COVID death.

00:53:42.000 So in a perfect world, you wouldn't have done all this damage to society.

00:53:50.000 And I think you need to be honest with yourself and say, I let this get political.

00:53:57.000 I made this about me, about Dr. Fauci.

00:54:00.000 I totally ignored Trump's advice.

00:54:02.000 I got in Trump's way.

00:54:03.000 He could have saved this country.

00:54:05.000 And I kind of ruined this country just to further my own career and accrue more power.

00:54:10.000 Will you do that?

00:54:11.000 The chance of that happening is spectacularly low.

00:54:15.000 Yeah, that's what I figured.

00:54:18.000 But that's why we don't trust you.

00:54:20.000 I mean, can you keep getting away with this bullshit?

00:54:23.000 The answer is yes, and I'll explain why.

00:54:26.000 No, no, I don't want you to explain why.

00:54:29.000 You know, what would have happened in Trump's America is America could have been like Florida.

00:54:34.000 It could have been easy on the lockdowns.

00:54:37.000 Look, it's a very contagious disease, and it is damaging to olds and fats.

00:54:42.000 So, olds and fats wear a mask. 1.00

00:54:44.000 Olds and fats stay indoors.

00:54:45.000 You got little kids with masks on.

00:54:48.000 That's ridiculous.

00:54:49.000 We should have had absolutely no lockdown whatsoever.

00:54:52.000 Promote the vaccine.

00:54:54.000 Be careful around olds and fats. 1.00

00:54:56.000 And you would have had none of this economic collapse.

00:54:59.000 You know how many suicides you've had from the economic collapse?

00:55:02.000 You know how hard it's going to be to recover?

00:55:04.000 I don't think New York City can recover ever.

00:55:08.000 And I have a feeling you're going to come up with this new Delta variant, and we'll be all through this again in September.

00:55:14.000 If we ever go through this again, we should just keep everything open and focus on the very vulnerable and let the rest of us live and generate income so there's a world for the old and vulnerable.

00:55:28.000 Okay, well, that's maybe the worst idea.

00:55:31.000 No, it's not the worst idea.

00:55:33.000 I don't think you think it's the worst idea.

00:55:35.000 I think you know that if we had done the Florida route or was it Sweden who did nothing, I think you know that we would have been in a much better situation, especially economically.

00:55:44.000 Like what percentage of what you say do you actually believe?

00:55:47.000 10%, 12%.

00:55:49.000 See, now you're sounding like Biden.

00:55:51.000 You sound like an unsure old man.

00:55:53.000 I don't want to compare it to anything.

00:55:55.000 I don't want to insult anybody.

00:55:56.000 It's not funny, Dr. Fauci.

00:55:57.000 You know what you can do?

00:55:58.000 You can take all your fear-mongering, all your hyperbole, all your bullshit, political power, scaring us into giving you more of our freedom.

00:56:07.000 You can take that and you can shove it up your ass.

00:56:10.000 You can take a vaccine.

00:56:12.000 I can take a vaccine, yeah.

00:56:13.000 That's great.

00:56:15.000 That's a less than robust response.

00:56:17.000 Less than robust response is better than no response.

00:56:22.000 Yeah, okay.

00:56:23.000 Look, I don't like you.

00:56:24.000 I don't like what you've done to this country.

00:56:26.000 I don't like what you did to my city, New York City.

00:56:28.000 I blame you for a lot of this mess and permanently altering and possibly destroying America.

00:56:34.000 But this back and forth dear, despite your less than robust responses, it makes for pretty good TV and we'd love to have you back as soon as possible.

00:56:45.000 I hope not.

00:56:46.000 Yeah.

00:56:47.000 Hang up on him.

00:56:48.000 He's gone.

00:56:49.000 What a smug dick.

00:56:50.000 You know, we're talking about the Western world.

00:56:52.000 We're talking about America, New York City.

00:56:53.000 We're talking about the worst pandemic, allegedly, that we've ever had.

00:56:58.000 And this guy is giggling through it all like it's a big joke, laughing the whole time.

00:57:04.000 We're going to get in trouble for that, though, right?

00:57:07.000 In trouble for what?

00:57:08.000 Speaking truth to power?

00:57:10.000 I don't think so, my friend.

00:57:11.000 Yeah, for taking an old interview.

00:57:13.000 They did that with the try guys and cutting it and making it seem like we edited.

00:57:17.000 What?

00:57:18.000 Seem like we edited in an interview?

00:57:22.000 Not that I don't think it fooled anybody, but if we could get, you know, they're cracking down on misinformation and stuff like that, so I'm just trying to be safe.

00:57:38.000 It's called parody.

00:57:39.000 Please don't sue us.

00:57:40.000 Don't send me to jail for some sort of trumped-up crime.

00:57:43.000 Isn't it funny that the word trumped up has been used almost exclusively to describe the vilification of Trump supporters?

00:57:55.000 Oh, let's do some feminism. 1.00

00:57:57.000 Huh.

00:57:58.000 Yeah.

00:57:59.000 I think that I'm a toad.

00:58:04.000 Female votes are because there is no female. 1.00

00:58:11.000 Jack the Ripper.

00:58:13.000 Give me a girl with a slender wisdom.

00:58:18.000 But till then, we got some stuff above.

00:58:28.000 It's been a while for that.

00:58:29.000 Sketches me out.

00:58:31.000 The Chris Pratt monsters, we finally found out.

00:58:33.000 I think I found a 10 for you, folks at home.

00:58:36.000 Oh.

00:58:36.000 Some basketball player's girlfriend.

00:58:38.000 Which, like, you know how basketball players get a girl? 1.00

00:58:41.000 They see someone on Instagram and they go, they at them and go, what's up, girl?

00:58:45.000 And she goes, yes, I'll marry you.

00:58:46.000 Okay, come over.

00:58:47.000 I'm waiting.

00:58:49.000 Look at this creature.

00:58:54.000 Like, from the arches of her foot to the way her ass sticks onto that couch. 1.00

00:59:00.000 Nice size of tits. 1.00

00:59:02.000 Long dark hair.

00:59:04.000 Her perfect teeth.

00:59:05.000 The little cleft in her nose.

00:59:07.000 I mean, you couldn't improve this, right?

00:59:12.000 That's her mamisita. 1.00

00:59:13.000 That's what they call it.

00:59:14.000 That's a Dominican, I'm going to guess. 0.92

00:59:17.000 She's Dominican? 0.99

00:59:18.000 Maybe Puerto Rican, but I'm strong Dominican vibes.

00:59:22.000 Well, I saw her do some video.

00:59:24.000 She has a YouTube channel, and it's she sounds like me.

00:59:28.000 There's no like Cardi Bibrit.

00:59:31.000 Really?

00:59:32.000 Is this her?

00:59:34.000 Yeah.

00:59:34.000 She posts a lot of pictures of herself looking super hot, but then also pregnant.

00:59:39.000 And you're like, I don't.

00:59:40.000 I love pregnant women. 1.00

00:59:41.000 They're beautiful, but it's not in the same universe as boners. 0.99

00:59:46.000 That's like when it's when a girl's like that, you pretend that she's single and you're single and you can have her. 1.00

00:59:51.000 When she's pregnant, you don't want to lust her because it's someone else's. 1.00

00:59:56.000 And she'll dress sexy pregnant, too. 0.66

00:59:59.000 You're like, I think this is for you and your husband.

01:00:03.000 This is not for me.

01:00:04.000 I don't want to fuck you and deal with Trevor Harry's baby. 1.00

01:00:08.000 Oh, so this is her after the pregnancy.

01:00:11.000 Yeah.

01:00:12.000 Wow.

01:00:12.000 Boang.

01:00:13.000 Wearing weird jean boots.

01:00:15.000 I don't know what the fuck that is, but that's cool.

01:00:18.000 That they...

01:00:19.000 Jean stockings.

01:00:20.000 You like that?

01:00:21.000 I've never seen it before.

01:00:22.000 It's pretty cool.

01:00:23.000 It's retarded, Ryan. 1.00

01:00:24.000 That's just like you.

01:00:26.000 Well, you know, a thong is retarded in essence. 0.97

01:00:28.000 In practice, I don't like thongs.

01:00:30.000 What?

01:00:31.000 You like thongs? 0.93

01:00:33.000 I like the things that the thongs show.

01:00:35.000 Pooh dental floss?

01:00:36.000 Yeah.

01:00:37.000 Pooh floss.

01:00:38.000 It's butt floss. 1.00

01:00:39.000 That's right.

01:00:40.000 It's so dumb.

01:00:42.000 It's so stupid.

01:00:44.000 You don't like that thing?

01:00:45.000 That's the same thing that's a little bit more.

01:00:47.000 No, that's totally different.

01:00:48.000 That's a sexy bathing suit.

01:00:49.000 But wait a minute.

01:00:50.000 What happened with the no makeup?

01:00:52.000 Oh, my.

01:00:53.000 Uh-oh.

01:00:54.000 What the fuck is that?

01:00:55.000 Is that just...

01:00:56.000 George, although I hate the hair.

01:00:58.000 That's Chine. 1.00

01:00:59.000 So we put that under feminism. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Also, since we saw you last, Governor Cuomo, one of the stupidest and most corrupt individuals in America, has a daughter.

01:01:13.000 Obviously, their daughter's going to get attention. 0.90

01:01:15.000 And if he was a good dad, he would encourage her to ignore it and try to live an independent life.

01:01:21.000 But she's very vocal.

01:01:23.000 She came out like half a year ago talking about threesomes and how much she's learned about herself during threesomes that she's bi.

01:01:31.000 And this weekend, I think, she came out and said, no, I'm not bi, or maybe I'm sort of bi.

01:01:36.000 What I am is a demisexual.

01:01:40.000 A demisexual, you ready for this? 0.99

01:01:43.000 Is someone who's sexually attracted to someone that they have a connection to.

01:01:50.000 So let me just summarize this.

01:01:52.000 You go on some dates with this person.

01:01:54.000 You find them attractive.

01:01:55.000 You guys get along.

01:01:57.000 You kiss.

01:01:57.000 It feels good.

01:01:58.000 Now you feel like having sex with them. 0.58

01:02:00.000 What?

01:02:01.000 Yeah.

01:02:02.000 This is gross.

01:02:02.000 It's the degeneracy.

01:02:05.000 Degeneracy.

01:02:08.000 Q John Mulaney.

01:02:09.000 You know, like love?

01:02:12.000 You know, like the way we've been doing it for centuries.

01:02:16.000 You know, like everyone's grandparents.

01:02:19.000 So Cuomo's daughter comes up with a new type of relationship, but it's old.

01:02:27.000 So Gigi Gorgeous and Matt Getty have both gone so far away from each other's gender that they met back at zero and in a heterosexual relationship.

01:02:37.000 You know, like sex.

01:02:39.000 I got to work on him, but it's true.

01:02:41.000 These people are crazy.

01:02:43.000 It's so crazy, man.

01:02:46.000 Remember the spa controversy from last year?

01:02:49.000 Not last year, last week?

01:02:51.000 Where they're screaming at the woman who happens to have a penis?

01:02:55.000 So if it's like Caitlin Jenner, you're still freaked out.

01:02:58.000 But say it's like the most female-looking person in the world and you can't even see that she has a dick and she's like changing over there and your daughter's there. 1.00

01:03:05.000 I'm still saying no.

01:03:07.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:03:08.000 But at least it's like you can see the argument.

01:03:12.000 But check out this is the female with the penis who was at the spa. 1.00

01:03:18.000 Let's get a click on her. 0.98

01:03:22.000 That's the woman who was nude with her penis out at your spa where your daughter is. 1.00

01:03:31.000 Uh, no.

01:03:32.000 What's the other pic?

01:03:34.000 There's a few.

01:03:36.000 Why can't you scroll?

01:03:38.000 There she is.

01:03:39.000 What a lady. 1.00

01:03:42.000 Nami's precious.

01:03:43.000 Name is precious.

01:03:45.000 Ugh.

01:03:47.000 Oh, God.

01:03:48.000 The mental illness there.

01:03:49.000 Precious and name only.

01:03:52.000 Can't you just feel the lunacy?

01:03:55.000 This person, I promise you, is not going to be live for long.

01:03:57.000 I'm not threatening to kill this person.

01:03:58.000 I'm telling you that I've seen these kind of people in their lifestyle, and they go too far.

01:04:02.000 They fuck with the wrong person or they die.

01:04:04.000 They OD.

01:04:05.000 You can tell this person was likely molested, but clearly doesn't give a shit how long he sticks around.

01:04:14.000 Let him be, they say.

01:04:17.000 I thought this was funny.

01:04:19.000 Women need to rule the world. 1.00

01:04:20.000 Do you know that the ocean burst into flames?

01:04:29.000 I love how this is a dude saying that.

01:04:31.000 Jason Overstreet.

01:04:33.000 Men had their chance.

01:04:34.000 This is what they did with it.

01:04:35.000 Did you see this, Ryan?

01:04:36.000 You don't know about news, right?

01:04:37.000 No, I've seen this.

01:04:39.000 The pipeline exploded and huge fire in the ocean.

01:04:41.000 There's some little tugboat like a quarter mile away just sort of pissing.

01:04:45.000 What are you going to do?

01:04:46.000 Why are you spraying it with water?

01:04:48.000 You know, it's in the water, right?

01:04:50.000 I think we're doing good for water.

01:04:52.000 We definitely have enough water around the fire.

01:04:55.000 We have basically infinity water around the fire, so I wouldn't be worrying about splashing it.

01:05:02.000 Petrochemical engineer Norma Rocio Onal Garcia, who as Mexico's Secretary of Energy oversees government-owned Pemex.

01:05:11.000 Nice work, Rocio.

01:05:13.000 Reality is funny.

01:05:15.000 Well, it reminded me of that bridge.

01:05:17.000 Remember that?

01:05:18.000 A couple years ago?

01:05:19.000 2.5?

01:05:21.000 It's a bridge that collapsed.

01:05:22.000 Collapsed FIU bridge built by a radical anti-white feminist company who bragged about hiring unqualified minority employees, right? 1.00

01:05:29.000 So this is allegedly a miss.

01:05:33.000 Scroll down.

01:05:35.000 So they show that building bridges.

01:05:37.000 They show her saying woke feminist stuff. 0.99

01:05:39.000 It's very important for me as a woman engineer to be able to promote my daughter, promote that to my daughter, because I think women have a different perspective. 0.99

01:05:45.000 We're able to put an artistic touch and we're able to build too.

01:05:48.000 Keep going down.

01:05:50.000 Then they show the builder of the FYU bridge that collapsed, right?

01:05:55.000 Now, that's just a collage of women who work there, but that is a lot. 1.00

01:06:01.000 And yes, it's a myth that it was an all-female engineering firm, but it was still a very woke, look, white supremacy. 1.00

01:06:08.000 It's still a very woke engineering company.

01:06:11.000 Yes, the top brass are male.

01:06:13.000 So this has been debunked, but it's not.

01:06:17.000 You get what I'm saying here?

01:06:18.000 So the debunking is, no, this isn't a feminist engineering firm. 1.00

01:06:22.000 That's subjective.

01:06:24.000 And the top brass are all male.

01:06:27.000 It's not run exclusively by women.

01:06:30.000 Okay, okay.

01:06:31.000 But it's run by a lot of brads.

01:06:33.000 A lot of political brads with a lot of beef.

01:06:36.000 Click on the next one.

01:06:40.000 That's how they refute things like Alex Jones.

01:06:44.000 Oh, they're not killing children and using adrenochrome to get high and get young.

01:06:50.000 Okay, but they are using their blood.

01:06:54.000 An all-female construction company? 1.00

01:06:55.000 No, it was not an all-female company.

01:06:59.000 Well, yeah, but it was woke.

01:07:04.000 Scroll down.

01:07:06.000 And they go, that collage you saw was just hand-picked images.

01:07:09.000 Okay.

01:07:10.000 Still, it's weird to see that many broads at any construction company. 1.00

01:07:17.000 That's a separate thing.

01:07:18.000 Why aren't pictures loading on your shit? 0.73

01:07:20.000 Wait, there's no pictures?

01:07:22.000 No, it says...

01:07:23.000 Oh, this is supposed to be there.

01:07:24.000 It's got a broken link there.

01:07:26.000 Yeah, and all of their biographies had the word white in it.

01:07:29.000 Engendered and woke.

01:07:32.000 Sorry.

01:07:33.000 That's very real.

01:07:36.000 Okay.

01:07:38.000 We've been going about an hour now, right?

01:07:42.000 Let's jump to the mailbag.

01:07:45.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:07:50.000 That was racist, guys.

01:07:57.000 Is that a mailbag to you?

01:08:00.000 Oh, that was racism.

01:08:01.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:08:02.000 Is that your way of saying that you want to cover this subject more?

01:08:06.000 I just.

01:08:07.000 Are you literally saying, let's talk about racism?

01:08:09.000 I thought that there were some unturned stones of race and color. 0.85

01:08:14.000 Alright, we'll see what we can do.

01:08:16.000 I do.

01:08:17.000 Lucky for you, I do have a few things on my plate.

01:08:20.000 Chillo, we've got a race.

01:08:22.000 There was Beetlejuice, Lori Lightfoot, saying there was no race riots last year.

01:08:31.000 2-7.

01:08:35.000 She's kind of right.

01:08:37.000 Like, a race riot is what they had in Brooklyn there.

01:08:41.000 Where was it?

01:08:44.000 The race riots of South Brooklyn there, the Italians and the blacks kicking the shit out of each other. 1.00

01:08:49.000 That was clearly a race riot.

01:08:52.000 This was really just a racism riot.

01:08:57.000 Does it matter?

01:08:59.000 It was just a riot perpetuated by one race. 0.92

01:09:02.000 Mayor Lightfoot.

01:09:02.000 No.

01:09:03.000 William Kelly with Newsmax.

01:09:05.000 Last week I asked you about Chicago's out-of-control shootings and murders.

01:09:10.000 You said that crime was down.

01:09:13.000 That weekend, we had 70-plus shootings.

01:09:15.000 Last night alone, we had 30-plus shootings.

01:09:18.000 Do you still believe that crime in Chicago is down?

01:09:22.000 So what I said to you last week, what the superintendent said today over and over again, and what the data tells us is this.

01:09:30.000 When you look at homicides and shootings from April, May, and June, we are trending downward.

01:09:39.000 Is anybody satisfied with where we are?

01:09:41.000 No.

01:09:42.000 But the data is the data, and it is absolutely trending down.

01:09:46.000 And I know from my conversations with other mayors across the country, it's like the major city in the United States.

01:09:53.000 It's like the crime going.

01:10:00.000 Seeing a surge in violence.

01:10:02.000 New York, LA, Atlanta, D.C., across the board.

01:10:08.000 But what we are seeing here in Chicago is a downward trend, both in homicides and in shooting.

01:10:16.000 Again, are we satisfied?

01:10:17.000 Because what you're seeing is.

01:10:19.000 Wait, there was a shooting someplace in our neighborhood.

01:10:22.000 She also says make it full screen.

01:10:25.000 You never use camera two.

01:10:27.000 Oh, this guy.

01:10:29.000 Maybe I should use that more.

01:10:31.000 No.

01:10:31.000 You haven't used camera two the entire show.

01:10:36.000 Have you?

01:10:37.000 I think it's a little bit more.

01:10:39.000 Make it the thing on.

01:10:41.000 Oh, the big screen.

01:10:42.000 Yeah.

01:10:43.000 Because it's like a green screen.

01:10:46.000 That is pretty cool.

01:10:48.000 That is pretty cool.

01:10:48.000 You're just learning about your show?

01:10:50.000 I just thought it was better for backgrounds, but the reading is...

01:10:53.000 Is that tough for you?

01:10:54.000 No.

01:10:54.000 Okay.

01:10:55.000 So scroll down.

01:10:58.000 There she is.

01:10:59.000 Keep on cooking.

01:11:01.000 Keep on cooking.

01:11:03.000 Yes?

01:11:05.000 And then, so then we show Postmillennial just shows tweets from their editor at large, Andy No, ripping down statues.

01:11:14.000 And then more footage showing the onslaught of projectile weapons and explosives thrown at police in Chicago who were protecting a Columbus statue yesterday.

01:11:26.000 What else do we think?

01:11:28.000 You look like a real person.

01:11:51.000 So anyway, it wasn't a race write, and then it was black versus white.

01:11:56.000 It was basically two things.

01:11:58.000 It was whites and blacks that hate America and hate white people. 0.99

01:12:03.000 So ethno-masochists and racists, destroying statues and burning buildings and wrecking stuff and getting people killed.

01:12:10.000 And then there was just ghetto blacks who saw this as a great opportunity to get free shit and it's not political for them. 0.94

01:12:16.000 It's like they defunded the police.

01:12:18.000 I don't really have strong feelings about America.

01:12:21.000 This is them talking.

01:12:22.000 I don't really feel part of it.

01:12:23.000 I have my little enclave.

01:12:24.000 I have my culture.

01:12:25.000 I have my fruit loops and my friends and our music and stuff.

01:12:29.000 But like this whole, this history of slavery, it's not really on my plate.

01:12:34.000 That's what white people do. 0.59

01:12:35.000 I don't really pay attention to that.

01:12:37.000 So those are the three groups.

01:12:41.000 So it's a racism riot.

01:12:43.000 But Lori, it's the same problem.

01:12:46.000 I mean, what's the difference?

01:12:48.000 The same destruction.

01:12:51.000 I am a woman.

01:12:52.000 I am black.

01:12:54.000 Come on, date that word.

01:12:56.000 That's nice.

01:12:58.000 So this is the big story we can't skip.

01:13:01.000 And to be totally honest with you, I did not interview Dr. Fauci, and I did tell Ryan to not do the mail-by-gett because I have to get this story in because it's going to be old news tomorrow.

01:13:11.000 How dare you?

01:13:13.000 This guy said a bunch of horrible shit to his black neighbor, Monkey and N-word and blah, blah, blah.

01:13:20.000 And then the guy stopped.

01:13:22.000 But we don't know the backstory.

01:13:25.000 So if the backstory is that this guy's an asshole is terrorizing a family, then fuck him.

01:13:31.000 And he brought it on himself.

01:13:33.000 If the backstory is the criminals were shooting up his neighborhood and putting people in danger, then yeah, he's allowed to yell.

01:13:40.000 And unfortunately, when you're yelling, you say bad words.

01:13:44.000 So what's the story?

01:13:45.000 We don't know the story, but I think what the interesting thing about the story here is that this went so fucking viral.

01:13:52.000 And there was mobs of hundreds of people at his house destroying his house.

01:13:57.000 And again, can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:14:02.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:14:05.000 If some black dude was screaming at a white guy and calling him white boy and cracker and saying, come to my house, no one would go near his house, no one would do anything.

01:14:13.000 This wouldn't make the news.

01:14:14.000 You wouldn't see it.

01:14:15.000 It's probably happened 30 times today.

01:14:18.000 But they're going back and forth here.

01:14:20.000 I think at this part, you get a glimmer as to what this guy's beef is.

01:14:27.000 I don't give a shit.

01:14:28.000 How about you?

01:14:29.000 You can't be shame that was shit.

01:14:30.000 Go out, go back to your house. 0.93

01:14:32.000 Go over your dog.

01:14:33.000 Go do your shit.

01:14:33.000 I'm right here.

01:14:34.000 Okay, stay there right there.

01:14:35.000 Do not talk to him.

01:14:36.000 Do not harass him.

01:14:37.000 I'm sure.

01:14:38.000 I'm going to stay over here.

01:14:39.000 This monkey over here and this monkey over here both have videotape of you putting your hands on me twice. 0.94

01:14:43.000 Oh, yeah, exactly.

01:14:44.000 So what the fuck are you going to do about it?

01:14:45.000 I'm going to press charges.

01:14:46.000 Go on then.

01:14:47.000 We will.

01:14:47.000 Go on.

01:14:48.000 You know what the police can do?

01:14:49.000 What will the police do?

01:14:50.000 Nothing.

01:14:50.000 Exactly.

01:14:51.000 Because they have no jurisdiction here.

01:14:52.000 Okay, they don't.

01:14:53.000 Okay, that's fine.

01:14:54.000 So when they get here, I'm going to walk them the fuck off like I just did in front of Verlin's house.

01:14:57.000 Okay.

01:14:57.000 Who's Verlin?

01:14:58.000 Okay.

01:14:58.000 I don't give a shit.

01:14:59.000 I don't care.

01:15:00.000 The secretary of the board.

01:15:01.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:15:03.000 I do not care.

01:15:04.000 I do not care.

01:15:04.000 You will not harass them.

01:15:06.000 You will not talk to him.

01:15:08.000 Keep laughing.

01:15:09.000 I am.

01:15:10.000 Well, good.

01:15:11.000 Keep laughing.

01:15:11.000 That's all you're doing.

01:15:12.000 Keep running your mouth.

01:15:13.000 That's all you know how to do.

01:15:14.000 That's it.

01:15:15.000 That's all you know how to do.

01:15:16.000 I didn't touch you.

01:15:16.000 You touched me.

01:15:19.000 That's interesting, though.

01:15:20.000 That's not something I've seen.

01:15:21.000 He gets into the neighbors shooting and their bullet going through windows and some little girl getting hit.

01:15:29.000 Why can't I press charges?

01:15:31.000 Damn, no jurisdiction here.

01:15:33.000 Nothing.

01:15:34.000 There you go.

01:15:36.000 There you go.

01:15:38.000 There you go.

01:15:42.000 Are we?

01:15:44.000 It gets crazy at 419.

01:15:45.000 What are we at?

01:15:46.000 Don't talk to me.

01:15:47.000 And if you want to be involved in it.

01:15:50.000 Did you start at 346 like it is in the notes?

01:15:53.000 336?

01:15:54.000 Yeah, right.

01:15:55.000 Yeah, right here.

01:15:57.000 There you go.

01:16:02.000 Brandon.

01:16:04.000 You have no idea where you're getting involved in.

01:16:05.000 Don't talk to me.

01:16:06.000 And if you want to be involved in this, I'm going to talk whoever I want.

01:16:09.000 Exactly.

01:16:09.000 Don't talk to me.

01:16:10.000 If you want to get involved in this, you know what happened to the last one?

01:16:12.000 I know what you did.

01:16:13.000 You broke that window.

01:16:14.000 It's one of the things that you went to.

01:16:14.000 Windows fuck you then.

01:16:15.000 Dude, I don't care.

01:16:16.000 Cookie's windows got shot out with a shotgun.

01:16:18.000 I don't care.

01:16:19.000 222s to their fucking front steps. 0.99

01:16:21.000 I still don't care.

01:16:22.000 In Cherry Hill, their fucking daughter got smashed. 0.98

01:16:25.000 Is that what you want?

01:16:26.000 No.

01:16:26.000 And you want to know where I was when all this happened?

01:16:28.000 I don't care.

01:16:29.000 At work, monkey.

01:16:30.000 I don't care what you were.

01:16:31.000 Well, that sounds real bad.

01:16:33.000 Just like I told the people who are in the middle of the day.

01:16:34.000 He's not saying the local criminals are shooting up windows.

01:16:36.000 He's saying my people will fuck you up.

01:16:40.000 3602, Grammar C-Win.

01:16:41.000 That's where I'm going to go.

01:16:41.000 You'll get bullets through your window, and I'll be safe at work.

01:16:44.000 It'll be my guys.

01:16:45.000 So you were real comfortable.

01:16:46.000 So get me on video so you know who you see.

01:16:49.000 Bring whoever.

01:16:50.000 That's pretty bad, dude.

01:16:51.000 That's pretty bad.

01:16:55.000 Hey guys, hey, Darren.

01:16:56.000 Hey, White, why are you back over here? 0.97

01:16:58.000 Somebody called me.

01:16:59.000 Someone called you.

01:17:00.000 It's private property.

01:17:01.000 You have no jurisdiction here whatsoever.

01:17:02.000 I do not.

01:17:05.000 You know what?

01:17:05.000 Hold on.

01:17:06.000 No, no, no.

01:17:07.000 I'm going to let you do your thing.

01:17:08.000 Go talk to these fucking niggas. 1.00

01:17:09.000 Go ahead.

01:17:10.000 Stop.

01:17:10.000 Fuck you.

01:17:11.000 Go talk to the niggas. 1.00

01:17:12.000 Let them know what I'm all about and what their fucking rights they have.

01:17:15.000 All right.

01:17:15.000 You want to go back to your house or come back to you?

01:17:16.000 No, I'll stay right here.

01:17:17.000 It's common property.

01:17:18.000 Okay.

01:17:19.000 Have a nice night.

01:17:21.000 You guys from 1101?

01:17:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:24.000 How's it going?

01:17:25.000 I'm going to let you guys get an education right now.

01:17:27.000 All right.

01:17:27.000 Thanks, man.

01:17:27.000 Appreciate it.

01:17:28.000 I'll do my job.

01:17:29.000 No problem.

01:17:31.000 Okay.

01:17:32.000 So do we do?

01:17:34.000 That's a bad man saying it sounds like threatening to kill people and being a racist person.

01:17:40.000 But what disturbs me is how excited everyone got when they finally had an example of this.

01:17:46.000 Look at how happy people are here.

01:17:47.000 2-9.

01:17:49.000 Listen to the cheering.

01:17:51.000 Just cut it out, dude.

01:17:58.000 It's a party.

01:18:18.000 And then this is his house now.

01:18:22.000 3-0.

01:18:27.000 They've broke his windows.

01:18:29.000 They threw shit at him.

01:18:33.000 Oh, this is this Glenn Greenwald stealing my thing.

01:18:36.000 The problem is that when a highly funded social movement succeeds in all of its goals, it won't declare victory and stop.

01:18:40.000 Too much money, too much activist bureaucracy, and jobs at stake.

01:18:43.000 So it keeps expanding to justify its own existence into unrecognizable.

01:18:48.000 Wait a minute.

01:18:48.000 That's a...

01:18:49.000 Yeah, okay.

01:18:50.000 So he's talking about that Kink and Pride thing, but he's right about the social movement.

01:18:54.000 But what's is that 3-0?

01:18:57.000 Was that 3-0?

01:18:58.000 No, here it is.

01:19:00.000 No, that's 3-1.

01:19:02.000 So yeah, that was 3-0.

01:19:03.000 Okay.

01:19:03.000 So I guess I put up the wrong one.

01:19:05.000 There was another guy who said the problem with these activists is the demand for racism is more than the supply.

01:19:11.000 The supply does not meet the demand, which is basically what he's saying, too.

01:19:16.000 Oh, there we go.

01:19:17.000 Sorry.

01:19:18.000 Same thing happened with racial matters in the U.S. There's more demand for racism than the supply. 0.69

01:19:22.000 So we've had to redefine what counts as racism to keep race scriptors employed.

01:19:25.000 Now, obviously, what you just saw was textbook racism.

01:19:28.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:19:29.000 But I'm talking about their glee.

01:19:31.000 Look at how happy they were with flags and signs and cheering.

01:19:35.000 And they get to destroy his house.

01:19:40.000 Somebody just makes him.

01:19:43.000 That's cold.

01:19:48.000 Yeah.

01:19:48.000 Yeah, Mob and they showed him walking out from the apartment.

01:19:54.000 Oh, here we are.

01:19:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:56.000 And all the cops get dazzled shit, too.

01:19:58.000 They don't care.

01:19:59.000 That's a bonus for them.

01:20:08.000 Does this seem a little overblown?

01:20:11.000 Yeah.

01:20:12.000 Ever been on a New York City subway?

01:20:15.000 Want to know what people of color say about white people?

01:20:22.000 And I was looking at all the retweets too, and they were like, this dummy doesn't understand that free speech doesn't include hate speech.

01:20:29.000 It should be illegal to say racist things.

01:20:31.000 By the way, if that ever gets instituted, you're going to see blacks going to jail in droves. 0.98

01:20:35.000 White guys will be the last to go. 1.00

01:20:38.000 Because white people tend to be the least racist people in America.

01:20:42.000 Yeah, the whole thing is this would never happen the other way around.

01:20:44.000 There's no fucking way.

01:20:46.000 No way.

01:20:46.000 Not even for like anti-Russian bullying or hate or any other...

01:20:50.000 I couldn't even think of another rate.

01:20:52.000 Maybe Mexicans? 1.00

01:20:53.000 No.

01:20:53.000 Not even...

01:20:54.000 Actually, that's a good point.

01:20:55.000 Say some dude was yelling at a Chinese guy.

01:20:58.000 No, there might be a march.

01:20:59.000 It wouldn't be this violent, but there might be like a parade.

01:21:03.000 I don't know.

01:21:03.000 They work hard.

01:21:04.000 They're not going to take days off to go do that.

01:21:06.000 Well, I saw a bunch of them by Grand Central.

01:21:09.000 Stop Asian Hate marching down the street.

01:21:11.000 I put a pin on.

01:21:12.000 They took a picture of me.

01:21:14.000 Didn't see it in the newspaper.

01:21:16.000 Someone must have tipped them off.

01:21:17.000 Okay, now we can do the mailbag.

01:21:21.000 Mizale Bazag.

01:21:24.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:21:26.000 You don't have a dad.

01:21:29.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:21:34.000 Let me touch it.

01:21:39.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:21:42.000 7, 3, 21.

01:21:45.000 Okay, this isn't from the right section.

01:21:48.000 But whatever.

01:21:49.000 See if you can find my 40-something Italian droopers and Liam Lynch.

01:21:54.000 Siphil and Ollie.

01:21:57.000 I figured I'd send you a pic since I hear you and Ant debating your types.

01:22:00.000 Also, I'm writing to ask whether you have turned your kids onto Siphil and Ollie and Liam Lynch's music.

01:22:06.000 Have you ever met him?

01:22:07.000 My pic is attached.

01:22:08.000 That is something else, boy.

01:22:10.000 Wow.

01:22:13.000 That is my type right there.

01:22:14.000 Perfect age.

01:22:15.000 Great tits. 0.98

01:22:17.000 The picture's sort of compressed, though, but makes me a little suspicious.

01:22:20.000 Big fucking pixels.

01:22:23.000 But Siphil and Ollie, aren't they really raunchy?

01:22:26.000 Like lots of sex and swearing and stuff?

01:22:29.000 My kids are a little young.

01:22:31.000 If your attitude doesn't change, I'm just not going to do the song with you.

01:22:34.000 Whatever.

01:22:38.000 I went down to the beach and talked Kiki.

01:22:41.000 She was all like, eh.

01:22:42.000 And I'm like, whatever.

01:22:47.000 And this chick comes up to me and she's all like, hey, I'd do that dude. 1.00

01:22:50.000 And I'm like, yeah, whatever.

01:22:52.000 Pretty good.

01:22:52.000 Dude, were you on my computer?

01:22:54.000 No, not that one.

01:22:56.000 I'm at the pool hall.

01:22:57.000 The other one I had to see if I could sell myself the old writer up Peruski.

01:23:02.000 Oh.

01:23:03.000 But not that one.

01:23:06.000 Okay, now I've seemed to have lost a thing and it's not in my history.

01:23:08.000 This is not making for a very good TV.

01:23:11.000 I apologize.

01:23:12.000 Don't you worry.

01:23:13.000 Don't you worry, you're pretty.

01:23:15.000 A fun thing about July 4th is De Blasio got booed at the hot dog eating contest.

01:23:21.000 Did you see this?

01:23:22.000 Oh, yeah, send that.

01:23:23.000 He got severely booed.

01:23:24.000 It was very cool.

01:23:26.000 How do I get to the mail on the URL again?

01:23:30.000 The mail on the URL?

01:23:32.000 Oh, it's...

01:23:34.000 You mean the archive?

01:23:36.000 No, I mean the URL website.

01:23:38.000 Okay, pull up the thing and I'll try to find out what the fuck I'm doing here.

01:23:41.000 Hopefully we get the world record.

01:23:44.000 That'll be fantastic as we get the world record.

01:23:47.000 De Blasio, right here.

01:24:08.000 He's trying to say he was off beat with his rap.

01:24:10.000 That's why he's getting booed.

01:24:11.000 Then he does something.

01:24:12.000 So did the Blasio say, oh, a great big boo on me?

01:24:16.000 Was that him saying that?

01:24:18.000 The MC said, oh, that's on me.

01:24:20.000 That's on me.

01:24:21.000 Before that, dumbass.

01:24:22.000 I don't think so.

01:24:26.000 Before that.

01:24:39.000 Oh, it's the guy holding the camera.

01:24:42.000 So he tries to save the Blazio, but then what he does is he highlights the booze by telling the DJ to turn the music down.

01:24:49.000 I don't know who said he's in the middle, but he highlights the booze.

01:25:10.000 He's going to be one of the least liked mayors in history, for sure.

01:25:14.000 Okay, this is from Joey.

01:25:17.000 He talks about a guy who helped rescue a kid.

01:25:19.000 It's called fucking flip-flops.

01:25:21.000 A guy helps rescue a kid from Miami building collapse, and he's wearing fucking flip-flops like a loser.

01:25:27.000 See link and attach pick.

01:25:28.000 Also, a building collapses while he walked his dog nearby.

01:25:31.000 So instead of tying up his dog to help rescue people, he first goes home to put his dog back.

01:25:35.000 What?

01:25:36.000 Who the fuck cares about a dog?

01:25:38.000 The kid he ended up rescuing was just waiting around completely buried in concrete, waiting for the guy to finish walking his dog.

01:25:46.000 I wish I had different shoes on, he says, noting.

01:25:49.000 Yeah, you're not a hero if you went home to bring your dog back.

01:26:05.000 Quote from last week.

01:26:06.000 Here's the pic, dude.

01:26:07.000 Gavin, love you.

01:26:08.000 Love the show.

01:26:09.000 New studio is great.

01:26:09.000 You rattled off some quote last week, which has been driving me nuts ever since.

01:26:13.000 It was along the lines of the Zulus fighting the Hulus, Woodsies. 0.99

01:26:15.000 My heart bleeds for Africa. 0.99

01:26:17.000 I thought it might be from Ace Ventura, but I've been racking my brain.

01:26:19.000 I can't get the answer.

01:26:20.000 Help so I can put this in.

01:26:21.000 It's an inside joke I had with a tree planting buddy in 1991.

01:26:26.000 We both used to say it.

01:26:27.000 I think he invented it.

01:26:29.000 But yeah, it's not from anything, I don't think.

01:26:32.000 But he would go, oh, the Hulus are killing the Zulus, who are killing the Hootsies, who are killing the Tutsis. 1.00

01:26:40.000 Oh, my heart bleeds for Africa.

01:26:44.000 Another thing he'd do, we'd be tree planting in the rain.

01:26:47.000 He owned the company, and it was pouring down.

01:26:49.000 You're sitting there in the mud planting trees, and he'd just drive by in his truck.

01:26:52.000 He'd wind down his window, and you'd look up at him.

01:26:54.000 He'd go, it's good to be king, and then drive away.

01:27:02.000 Hey, Gavin, having a good time watching old UML live episodes and seeing how disastrously bad Ryan was at managing the Collins.

01:27:09.000 At one point, you called him an effing idiot so intensely that you flung your glasses off your face.

01:27:15.000 Here is a video drop of that exact moment, which overlaps with a caller saying it's Ryan's fault.

01:27:19.000 You're welcome.

01:27:20.000 Please do a green screen of the Quentin Tarantino interview where he talks black.

01:27:25.000 Fuck you're an idiot!

01:27:26.000 It's Ryan's fault.

01:27:29.000 You're an idiot!

01:27:29.000 It's Ryan's fault.

01:27:32.000 That's a good little gif.

01:27:33.000 Fuck you're an idiot!

01:27:34.000 It's Ryan's fault.

01:27:37.000 That's perfect.

01:27:38.000 It's Ryan's fault.

01:27:41.000 Mid-temper tantrum.

01:27:43.000 You're supposed to be calmed down during a temper tantrum.

01:27:47.000 In defense of tablets, says Alan, for me, it means I get to watch more censored.

01:27:52.000 You produce so much good content now, I have to find ways to watch more.

01:27:55.000 So I usually combine listening, watching your shows on my tablet while having sports playing on the main screen with the sound down low.

01:28:02.000 Jim Goad goes great with NASCAR.

01:28:04.000 Or while playing video games, yes, I'm literally gay.

01:28:07.000 While catching up on JuML.

01:28:08.000 Katie Hopkins is combining well with European soccer right now.

01:28:12.000 Multi-screening is the best way to use a tablet, which is basically just a phone with a bigger screen and better audio.

01:28:17.000 Cheers from Lockdown Australia.

01:28:19.000 The China flu is only just starting here.

01:28:21.000 So we need all that censored content.

01:28:23.000 You're so right.

01:28:24.000 The pairings are great.

01:28:28.000 Yeah.

01:28:29.000 I've noticed with you, though, you cannot not be stimulated for one second.

01:28:34.000 Like you got up to go poo a few hours ago and you had to get your earphones in your head.

01:28:39.000 Like the second you got up from your desk, you put in your earphones.

01:28:42.000 Yep.

01:28:43.000 I wanted a little entertainment there.

01:28:44.000 I forgot what that was the deblasio thing.

01:28:46.000 See, I was trying to time code it.

01:28:48.000 You sleep with a podcast on.

01:28:51.000 Sometimes.

01:28:52.000 I don't like to put the earphones while I'm sleeping because it'll crush my ear.

01:28:55.000 No, I know you don't.

01:28:56.000 Every time I've surprised you at home, you have your computer up and it's podcast is playing like an inch from your face.

01:29:03.000 The recent ones, those have been re-sleeps.

01:29:05.000 So I get up, I would bring her to work and then come back, put on the Bo Burnham, for instance, or something else and then fall asleep.

01:29:12.000 One time it was Japanese culture and then the other time Bo Burnham.

01:29:14.000 I just did twice.

01:29:15.000 No, that's not true.

01:29:17.000 But I used to make it a real bad habit, sleeping with the earphones in.

01:29:20.000 Why don't you just go to bed the same time as your girlfriend so when she gets up, you're up? 0.78

01:29:23.000 Now I'm doing that because we're re-watching sopranos.

01:29:27.000 So by the end of the night, we're both sopranoed out and we're like, oh my God, I hope Scylla's all right.

01:29:32.000 Then we go to bed.

01:29:34.000 Tim Dylan talks about GML to Reagan.

01:29:37.000 Drogan, not really, but my ears pricked up when I thought I heard them talk about the godfather of hipsters show.

01:29:42.000 Keep fighting.

01:29:44.000 Carl.

01:29:45.000 I said, eventually, this is where you end up.

01:29:47.000 You end up just somewhere, you know, sitting on, you know, like get off my lawn, shaking your fist because you go, I just don't get it.

01:29:55.000 Yeah, no, that's not what he's not referring to me.

01:29:58.000 The guy that I did that movie with, the Death of Cool movie, that he won't release, it's done.

01:30:05.000 Actually, there's two versions of it, one with Vice, one without Vice.

01:30:08.000 Done.

01:30:08.000 Sitting on a shelf.

01:30:09.000 We'll never see the light of day.

01:30:11.000 And he didn't know what I was up to these days.

01:30:14.000 He's British.

01:30:15.000 He's like, yeah, oh no, I mean, I don't really care about politics anymore.

01:30:18.000 I just focused on the kids and my new baby.

01:30:21.000 You know, I'm not one of these get off my lawn types, you know.

01:30:24.000 And I'm like, dude, that's the name of my show.

01:30:26.000 It's like, oh, shit, sorry.

01:30:29.000 Hey, Gavman, and keep trying, Ryan.

01:30:30.000 I live in Oregon.

01:30:31.000 My husband and I have been married for 20 years.

01:30:32.000 We have three kids, although we live here.

01:30:33.000 We are conservative Republicans who have been homeschooling our children for years.

01:30:36.000 Our kids go to public school for sports only.

01:30:38.000 Our youngest daughter, 12, was recently brainwashed by the middle schoolers there to believe she was trans and that we, her parents, are abusing her by not letting her transition.

01:30:48.000 She spent 1.5 hours a day, five days a week with these people for five weeks total.

01:30:52.000 That's all it took.

01:30:53.000 They taught her how to cut herself, told her to threaten to commit suicide if we didn't let her transition.

01:30:58.000 Jesus.

01:31:01.000 They then helped her write a letter saying we beat her and make her eat off the floor and other ridiculous abuses, and turned that letter into the school that she doesn't even attend in the hopes the DHS would take her away from us. 0.99

01:31:11.000 The kids told her that she could transition in a foster home because, here, legally, they can do that once taken away from her parents.

01:31:18.000 This is a doozy.

01:31:22.000 We have had to speak with school counselors, coaches, and teachers that have nothing to do with our lives.

01:31:26.000 We've been threatened with DSH and social workers.

01:31:29.000 Luckily, we have Home School Legal Defense Association memberships and have let them know that that's kept the BS at bay so far.

01:31:38.000 So, you got to get lawyers involved fast.

01:31:40.000 Like Steinglass, the DA that was under Cyrus Vance, he came to my house with two cops during the John and Max thing and said, I just want to ask you a few questions.

01:31:53.000 Nothing big.

01:31:54.000 And I go, oh, that's great.

01:31:54.000 Yeah, let's definitely talk.

01:31:55.000 Let me just get a lawyer and I guess we'll set up an interview with the lawyer.

01:32:00.000 And once they just went, ah, fuck, he's a lawyer guy.

01:32:03.000 And they stopped harassing me.

01:32:06.000 I think because we're conservative homeschoolers in a libtard state, we have more of a microscope. 1.00

01:32:09.000 Yeah, of course you do.

01:32:11.000 It's taken us a month to deprogram our kid who is a teary mess.

01:32:14.000 She said these older kids just talked her into all of this and everyone was a member of LGBTQ Alphabet Soup.

01:32:20.000 They shit shamed her and called her and called her a homophobic and racist originally for not claiming to be trans, whatever. 1.00

01:32:27.000 She was bullied and shamed into compliance and being young and stupid as all 12-year-olds are. 0.92

01:32:32.000 She didn't know what to do.

01:32:33.000 We've taken her phones away and all forms of social media.

01:32:35.000 Long talks and remind lessons about morals and right and wrong have been an ongoing occurrence to keep her on the straight and narrow.

01:32:41.000 Thankfully, we have all her chat threads with these people to back up our claims and to thwart these false claims.

01:32:47.000 Yeah.

01:32:49.000 God, you now have to prove that you don't make your kid eat on the floor.

01:32:53.000 Plus, one counselor at the school said this fad trend goes through groups randomly and they are mainly hyper-emotional teen girls.

01:33:00.000 My point is, don't put kids in public schools.

01:33:04.000 I don't know why those on the right are so antsy to rush our kids back into these indoctrination machines slash cults.

01:33:10.000 We can't keep bitching that they're brainwashing our kids and then fight to reopen after COVID.

01:33:15.000 Pull your kids.

01:33:17.000 Public schools online and charters are just different forms of public school.

01:33:20.000 Homeschool or private is the way to go for us.

01:33:23.000 If we start pulling our kids out by the droves, changes will occur.

01:33:27.000 Middle finger to critical race theory.

01:33:29.000 Enough is enough.

01:33:30.000 Look what happened to our kid in a short period of time.

01:33:32.000 Imagine her being there all day for months. 0.97

01:33:35.000 Scary what would have happened.

01:33:36.000 I feel like we saved her just in time.

01:33:38.000 And when they do this transition, remember, I assume they're not talking about cutting her tits off. 1.00

01:33:43.000 She's 12.

01:33:44.000 But if it's the hormones, then yeah, you are infertile for the rest of your life.

01:33:54.000 This has been sent to me a couple of times.

01:33:59.000 A guy gets nailed by shit mantis shrimp.

01:34:02.000 How are you doing with that?

01:34:03.000 That's your job.

01:34:06.000 I'm far away from the goal.

01:34:10.000 Okay, can any of you...

01:34:11.000 I thought Ryan was a good fish nerd, but apparently not.

01:34:16.000 I can care for him.

01:34:18.000 Any of you viewers out there can help us get a hold of a mantis shrimp.

01:34:22.000 They're not easy to find.

01:34:23.000 There's something on there, but a little.

01:34:27.000 Another shrimp?

01:34:28.000 Just skip ahead here.

01:34:30.000 So he gets one.

01:34:31.000 There it is.

01:34:41.000 Ow. 0.99

01:34:42.000 That really hurt.

01:34:44.000 Oh, there it is right there.

01:34:45.000 Get it out of there, dude.

01:34:46.000 That thing dropped onto me.

01:34:49.000 It's been smashed.

01:34:50.000 No, it's alive.

01:34:51.000 Get it out of there.

01:34:52.000 Oh, dude, he cut through my freaking...

01:34:54.000 Wow.

01:34:55.000 No.

01:34:56.000 He just punched through my brand new booties.

01:35:01.000 What the fuck?

01:35:02.000 Is that mesh, though?

01:35:03.000 What is that?

01:35:04.000 Check this out.

01:35:05.000 Yeah, it's like a mesh.

01:35:06.000 Look at that bump.

01:35:07.000 Wow.

01:35:07.000 Oh, man.

01:35:08.000 Damn.

01:35:09.000 Dude, that is crazy.

01:35:11.000 So, supposedly, Mantis Shrimp has the most powerful punch in all of the animal kingdom.

01:35:20.000 And I just felt it.

01:35:24.000 This dude grabbed a hold of my booty and did whatever they do. 0.83

01:35:29.000 So he's dead now, right?

01:35:30.000 Put a hole in this booty that is literally the second time I've ever used it.

01:35:35.000 That's impressive that it punched through a scuba boot.

01:35:39.000 That is, though.

01:35:40.000 Yeah, that's pretty cool.

01:35:46.000 Yeah, apparently you've got to be careful that they don't smash their own aquarium.

01:35:50.000 Smash their own ship squad.

01:35:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:35:52.000 How to fix Gavin's shitty ass.

01:35:54.000 Dear G-Spot and Queen Pube Top of the Fag Zone, I have a solution for you, Gavin, regarding your shitting your pants and how to avoid an emergency situation in the future. 1.00

01:36:01.000 Christopher Big Black Boykin of MTV's Robin Big invented the man pawn.

01:36:06.000 No, he did not invent the man pon.

01:36:09.000 Is he just trying to piss you off?

01:36:11.000 I don't know.

01:36:31.000 It's pretty much just a wall of toilet paper you shove your butt to keep the mud from coming out.

01:36:36.000 But unlike regular toilet paper, it comes out.

01:36:38.000 Problem is when you wear it, if you knew what you were talking about, when you wear it, it really dries out your anal lips to the point where it hurts.

01:36:46.000 And then you got to take it out.

01:36:47.000 And you'll notice in New York City in the summer, you'll see these squares with a little brown lipstick on them.

01:36:52.000 And it's from various executives in suits removing their manpons when they're no longer helpful.

01:36:59.000 How do you know if something's infected?

01:37:02.000 It hurts like a normal amount.

01:37:03.000 It's not like, aye!

01:37:05.000 It's just like uncomfortable.

01:37:07.000 Discolored, smells odd, hurts a lot.

01:37:13.000 Okay.

01:37:17.000 The guy sending the shrimp thing again and again and again.

01:37:24.000 Okay.

01:37:26.000 12-year-olds sex talk.

01:37:28.000 Hey, G-Dog and Rye Guy, congrats on the Pregnancy. 0.99

01:37:30.000 Gav, I have a 12-year-old daughter.

01:37:31.000 I'm wondering when it's time to have a sex talk with her.

01:37:33.000 Kids seem to be growing up real early these days.

01:37:35.000 I'd rather her know about it than figuring out with her friends.

01:37:38.000 Thanks, guys.

01:37:40.000 Yeah, I mean, there's ways to do it at even younger ages.

01:37:43.000 You just say the mommy and the daddy hug, and then the daddy's body gives the mommy something where they make a baby.

01:37:48.000 That's what I did for the youngest age.

01:37:50.000 Could have been, could have come out of my mustache.

01:37:53.000 And then maybe when my boy was like 11, I told him what happens.

01:37:59.000 I mean, they tell them at school anyway, around that age.

01:38:03.000 But if you sanitize it, I mean, I'm 50 and I still think it's kind of weird that your penis becomes engorged with blood.

01:38:12.000 Then you ram it into your significant other until a vanilla ice cream explodes out.

01:38:17.000 Sex is like not a big deal.

01:38:19.000 I think if you do it in a very sanitized way, it's okay to say to a 12-year-old, just don't tell her about kink and all that other weird, gross shit. 1.00

01:38:33.000 Okay, this will be the last one.

01:38:35.000 A nice insulting one.

01:38:36.000 Hello, my kings.

01:38:37.000 Gavin is a dirty, wee, jakey, ball-popping hypocrite of the month.

01:38:41.000 Here's why.

01:38:42.000 Gav's tirade on simps, liking ahego anime style girls, where Gav's giving it big licks about how perverted that kind of style is.

01:38:53.000 But, Gavin, you have Lotus on the channel doing Ahigayo faces and talking about gibberish. 0.57

01:39:01.000 One episode, she was licking a lollipop like it was a fat hairy cock. 1.00

01:39:05.000 Jesus Christ.

01:39:07.000 Ryan, congratulations on the baby thing with your victim, blah, blah, blah.

01:39:10.000 I found a super hot chick that you love. 0.97

01:39:12.000 She's kind of Italian, but kind of Jewish, nerdy-looking type Bailey J. No, no, no. 1.00

01:39:16.000 Yeah, that's we've done the circuits.

01:39:18.000 Yeah, good attrition.

01:39:20.000 I don't see Lotus as sexual or titillating in any way.

01:39:24.000 In fact, most of the stuff she talks about is how disgusting pedophiles are.

01:39:28.000 She has a schoolgirl's uniform because she's a schoolgirl and she goes to school.

01:39:32.000 She's not trying to titillate you.

01:39:34.000 And I don't know the lollipop segment you're talking about, but she's probably doing some sort of lampoon of pedophile culture. 0.98

01:39:43.000 She's very anti-sexualization of young girls. 0.97

01:39:46.000 So the fact that that gave you a boner is not proof that it was meant to give you a boner.

01:39:51.000 All right, wait, there's a little update with that.

01:39:53.000 So the other day, and I know she's a mega troll, and she didn't take it down.

01:39:59.000 So I don't know what this is.

01:40:01.000 But, you know, people are saying that's gross.

01:40:03.000 What the fuck?

01:40:04.000 And the caption is, forbidden egg whites taste even better because they're forbidden.

01:40:09.000 Egg emoji.

01:40:11.000 And it's her just licking her lips. 0.83

01:40:13.000 And there is some sort of liquid there.

01:40:15.000 And just for the sake of life, I presume that it's a troll.

01:40:23.000 It's a weird joke.

01:40:24.000 I don't know how old it is.

01:40:25.000 It's a weird joke.

01:40:26.000 How old is she either?

01:40:27.000 I don't know.

01:40:29.000 She better be of age. 0.98

01:40:31.000 I don't know what the age is.

01:40:34.000 I don't know.

01:40:34.000 It's weird.

01:40:34.000 It's art.

01:40:35.000 If she's.

01:40:37.000 Yeah, it's just art.

01:40:38.000 She's a big troll. 1.00

01:40:39.000 So, I mean.

01:40:40.000 If she's constantly sexualizing young girls, of course, she'd be off the network in a second. 1.00

01:40:43.000 But my experience is she does the opposite of that. 0.53

01:40:46.000 All right.

01:40:47.000 Let's go to the final vid.

01:41:04.000 I'm not sure how I feel about this.

01:41:05.000 I guess I think it's awesome.

01:41:07.000 Now, here's a weird thing.

01:41:08.000 I don't find this distracting.

01:41:11.000 Because there's a lot of stability there, right?

01:41:13.000 All those sets are staying in place.

01:41:14.000 Even though the flashing's happening, the movement is a lot more.

01:41:17.000 The fake news ones is always...

01:41:19.000 Actually, that background is kind of crazy.

01:41:22.000 The flashing.

01:41:24.000 All right, check out this dude in the game who catches a ball, keeps his beer, doesn't drop his beer, and is also carrying a baby in his hand.

01:41:39.000 The beer, the child, and the foul ball.

01:41:41.000 My goodness.

01:41:43.000 Three hands.

01:41:44.000 He used the baby arm to catch the ball instead of the beer arm.

01:41:51.000 So there's a split second there where the baby is not being held by any arms.

01:41:58.000 Holy shit.

01:42:00.000 Priorities.

01:42:01.000 That is one for the books.

01:42:02.000 Look at that.

01:42:03.000 Right there.

01:42:03.000 The baby's...

01:42:04.000 She's hanging on by a third of a beer forearm. 0.96

01:42:09.000 And then he brings the arm back with the baseball in it.

01:42:12.000 She has no idea what the fuck is going on.

01:42:17.000 That guy grew up playing baseball his whole life for sure.

01:42:19.000 It's just instinct.

01:42:20.000 Look at that.

01:42:21.000 He spilt maybe two drops.

01:42:25.000 What a boss.

01:42:28.000 Okay, we'll see you at Anthony's tomorrow, folks.

01:42:30.000 And I know we started out the show with some sad tunes.

01:42:33.000 Look at the South.

01:42:34.000 We got a flag in the toilet.

01:42:36.000 We got Toby Keith and Aaron Lewis saying, what happened to this country?

01:42:39.000 We're going through a rocky time.

01:42:42.000 A rocky style.

01:42:42.000 This is your captain speaking.

01:42:44.000 We are experiencing turbulence right now.

01:42:46.000 Please fasten your seatbelts.

01:42:48.000 But guess what's going to happen?

01:42:49.000 We're going to land this plane.

01:42:51.000 We're going to land it together.

01:42:52.000 We're all going to be okay.

01:42:54.000 You can clap when you land.

01:42:55.000 I like hearing the claps.

01:42:57.000 And then we'll all go, phew.

01:42:59.000 Can you believe those three years we had Joe Biden running the country and then Kamala Harris thought she was going to take over?

01:43:07.000 Thank God DeSantis and Trump saved us.

01:43:11.000 And in the interim, we all need your help.

01:43:13.000 So get fired.

01:43:14.000 Get in trouble.

01:43:15.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 07, 2021

S04E07 - AM I THE ONLY ONE?

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