Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E13 - THE CONSCIOUS KID

00:00:33.000 women's mystery Three dead bullies One for fake down, two for please In every single town, every officer down All dead bullies All dead bullies That 1.00

00:01:51.000 have facial tattoos and They do heroin.

00:01:55.000 So they're drummer OD'd and that was the end of that band I have a theory about heroin in New York City.

00:02:02.000 What are you doing?

00:02:04.000 What was that?

00:02:06.000 Showing that my hair I'm just like them with my crusty hair my weird rat tail and I smell bad.

00:02:12.000 I think that kids move from whatever Connecticut and New Jersey and they move to New York City and they've heard so much about it the lore overwhelms them and they don't feel cool enough.

00:02:25.000 So they let Satan take the wheel and they become junkies.

00:02:30.000 And you're cool when you do heroin because you don't care about anything.

00:02:34.000 That's why you'll see junkies wear like red overalls and rubber boots and two baseball hats. 0.94

00:02:39.000 Because they don't give a shit.

00:02:40.000 They're just like as free as you are in your dreams.

00:02:44.000 It's pretty appealing state to be in, but you're not you.

00:02:47.000 You're literally possessed by the devil.

00:02:51.000 And that's true of so many cool New Yorkers like Lou Reed.

00:02:56.000 Lou Reed was just high.

00:02:58.000 So he's a nerd.

00:03:00.000 He's like Harmony Corinne.

00:03:01.000 He's a little geeky fanboy that was excited to be there.

00:03:05.000 And he wanted to be cool.

00:03:07.000 So he did heroin, put on some sunglasses, and then he was a different person.

00:03:11.000 The Lou Reed you see, like, hey man, take a walk on the wilds.

00:03:17.000 All right.

00:03:18.000 That's not him.

00:03:19.000 That's the drugs.

00:03:21.000 Same with Iggy Pop, actually.

00:03:23.000 That's Detroit now.

00:03:24.000 But Iggy Pop was a fanboy, music fan, loved all these different bands, and he did heroin to become a different person.

00:03:37.000 I fuck the same chick as him. 1.00

00:03:40.000 Iggy?

00:03:41.000 Yeah, a black girl. 1.00

00:03:42.000 So your Eskimo brothers in the same Iggy Lou. 0.74

00:03:46.000 She preferred my penis, she said.

00:03:48.000 Nice.

00:03:50.000 That's always a confidence booster.

00:03:53.000 I'm sure it's because Iggy wasn't giving her any anymore, because she gotten old. 0.59

00:03:56.000 Turn it up.

00:03:57.000 Can we expect to see you performing?

00:03:59.000 This is a fake guy.

00:04:11.000 Well, we get this awesome footage.

00:04:15.000 Is that how Louweed sees things?

00:04:17.000 What's it like seeing the Japanese people?

00:04:21.000 Did you like it?

00:04:22.000 Love it.

00:04:22.000 I would live in Tokyo if I could.

00:04:24.000 There's a little nerd coming out.

00:04:26.000 It's a little nerd peeking out, right?

00:04:28.000 Yeah.

00:04:30.000 Oh my God, my son said something so gay the other day.

00:04:34.000 We were at a pool party.

00:04:35.000 Well, at a pool.

00:04:37.000 Party hadn't started.

00:04:38.000 It was just me and him.

00:04:39.000 And he's eight, and he goes, he knows I'm going to push him in.

00:04:44.000 I always push all family members in.

00:04:45.000 I just had to buy my son, other son, a new phone because I pushed him in when he had his phone with him.

00:04:50.000 And so he's on thin ice.

00:04:54.000 And every time he goes near the water, he's petrified that I'm going to shove him in.

00:04:57.000 And I am.

00:04:59.000 And he turns around and he sees me near him and I'm just smiling and he goes, I know what you're capable of.

00:05:05.000 And it terrifies me.

00:05:08.000 I love that.

00:05:09.000 And I was like, don't you mean don't push me in, motherfucker?

00:05:14.000 Or like, you come near me, I'll slit your throat.

00:05:18.000 Or one day I'll push you in, old man. 0.73

00:05:21.000 Yeah, I'll fucking kick you in the nuts if you come near me, asshole.

00:05:24.000 Don't even think about it.

00:05:25.000 Don't even think about it, dick.

00:05:27.000 Try it.

00:05:28.000 Try me.

00:05:28.000 Yeah.

00:05:29.000 Did I mention this on the show yesterday?

00:05:30.000 My repeated.

00:05:31.000 No, no, this is between shoots.

00:05:33.000 Yeah.

00:05:34.000 Lots of things you could say, buddy.

00:05:37.000 I know what you're capable of, and it terrifies me.

00:05:41.000 That's got to be some TikTok influence shit right there.

00:05:44.000 God, I hope so.

00:05:45.000 Yeah.

00:05:45.000 I bet there's some viral shit.

00:05:46.000 That's the problem, too, is with these kids, they're watching beta males.

00:05:51.000 If you're a TikToker or a gamer or a YouTuber, you're a pussy who doesn't get laid. 1.00

00:05:55.000 So your children are learning how to be a pussy who doesn't get laid, and they start talking like them. 1.00

00:06:00.000 I regret not red pilling my kids.

00:06:03.000 My son, my oldest boy naturally got red-pilled because of baseball, and that's the world.

00:06:07.000 My daughter might be lost.

00:06:10.000 I told you we had a big, huge fight where I said gays shouldn't be Boy Scout leaders, priests, or coaches, camp leaders. 1.00

00:06:20.000 I told her about a guy that we both know that was molested.

00:06:23.000 That helped.

00:06:24.000 But she's like, oh, okay, so you're a homophobe. 0.95

00:06:27.000 Now, if I had brought this up earlier, I just didn't want, I Wanted them to find their own way politically, but that was naive because there's so many other voices nattering in their head.

00:06:38.000 Takes a while.

00:06:39.000 See, when I was red-pilled like four or five years ago, right before Trump, via you and Cumia.

00:06:48.000 But the difference is they don't have outlets like that because everybody's banned.

00:06:51.000 You were still on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter.

00:06:54.000 You know, you were behind a paywall, but you saw clips on YouTube and stuff like that.

00:06:59.000 Now it's like harder for you to naturally get red-pilled unless it's by a bench.

00:07:06.000 Yeah, well, they're all.

00:07:07.000 And the list is growing of the censored.

00:07:09.000 I mean, Biden wants to push his Misinformation Act, and that is going to, you're going to see people like Isabella Reilly, Fleckis, Elijah Schaefer.

00:07:18.000 They're the next to go.

00:07:20.000 Tim Poole?

00:07:21.000 No.

00:07:22.000 Like, he's milquetoast, but Tim Poole's in no risk of getting banned, nor is Jack Poseobic, Dan Bongino.

00:07:30.000 Like, when they're normal and Jack Poseobic actually might be on the edge, but when they're normal, like Ben Shapiro, the left likes them because they're not exciting and sexy.

00:07:42.000 They're just like, hello, I don't like porn.

00:07:46.000 And you go, oh, good, okay.

00:07:48.000 You keep doing that.

00:07:50.000 But when they have appeal, like Gavin Wax is not particularly controversial, but he's hot right now.

00:07:55.000 And he's blowing up with the New York Young Republican Club.

00:07:59.000 The speakers they're getting are the speakers you see on Fox News.

00:08:03.000 Ron Coleman's doing a talk there next week.

00:08:05.000 Ooh, that's cool.

00:08:09.000 So those are the ones that are in jeopardy.

00:08:11.000 It's not about what you say per se.

00:08:14.000 It's about your influence.

00:08:16.000 And young, fun, interesting people in Hawaiian shirts who talk to Joe Rogan, those people are dangerous.

00:08:25.000 You'll notice Milo and I are at the top of the banned list, and we're the only ones who talk to Joe Rogan.

00:08:30.000 Oh, Crowder talked to Joe Rogan.

00:08:32.000 Oh, but he's banned.

00:08:33.000 Isn't he?

00:08:34.000 He's always fighting the bands.

00:08:36.000 Is he on Twitter?

00:08:38.000 You know what?

00:08:39.000 I think he got banned recently.

00:08:40.000 I'll check.

00:08:42.000 Last night, my girlfriend was eating at a place, and she overheard a group of Antifa people talking about how they're getting anonymous funding and always be armed.

00:08:53.000 Pretty interesting.

00:08:54.000 Meaning a knife?

00:08:55.000 She said it doesn't have to be a gun, but be armed with something.

00:08:59.000 That's what they said.

00:09:00.000 Yeah, because they're fat women. 1.00

00:09:03.000 And fat women are not strong. 1.00

00:09:04.000 I have to ask her what the group looked like.

00:09:06.000 They were women. 1.00

00:09:07.000 Antifa's ugly fat women. 1.00

00:09:10.000 Well, there's a guy talking.

00:09:11.000 She sent me a little clip of them talking about, you know, in Paris, you see what's happening in Paris or like the Vietnam War.

00:09:19.000 They call themselves political activists.

00:09:21.000 You know, I think we know that.

00:09:23.000 Yeah.

00:09:24.000 Well, he's on here.

00:09:26.000 They're anti-fascist.

00:09:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:28.000 Did you know that?

00:09:30.000 I did know that.

00:09:31.000 Look at Joy Reed. 1.00

00:09:32.000 Look at 2-1.

00:09:33.000 It's very simple.

00:09:34.000 They're called Antifa, which stands for anti-fascist.

00:09:39.000 So if you're against them, you're pro-fascist.

00:09:42.000 If you're constantly yelling Antifa, which literally is short for anti-fascists.

00:09:47.000 No, it's not.

00:09:49.000 It's short for anti-fascism for the record, Joy.

00:09:53.000 Ding, ding, ding.

00:09:54.000 You might be the fascist they're focused on.

00:09:56.000 Just a thought.

00:09:57.000 That's the other thing that stupid people do.

00:09:59.000 They oversimplify things and go, yeah, maybe if Joey had 10 building blocks and Pete has one, maybe Joey could help him with some building blocks.

00:10:09.000 Maybe give him some.

00:10:10.000 That's all socialism is, dummy.

00:10:13.000 It's very simple.

00:10:14.000 And buffalo wings are made up of buffalo meat, and Planned Parenthood helps you plan your parenting.

00:10:23.000 The words are what they say they are.

00:10:26.000 Literally.

00:10:29.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:10:34.000 Remember I said the churches are being burned by Antifa in Canada?

00:10:38.000 The churches are being burned by the fat lesbian feminists. 1.00

00:10:42.000 This is 1-8.

00:10:44.000 That were sitting next to your fiancé the other day.

00:10:51.000 Look, that's who it is.

00:10:52.000 That's who's burning down the churches in Canada.

00:10:54.000 Look, she's got flip-flops on. 1.00

00:10:56.000 Wow.

00:10:58.000 This fat, lazy shithead just puts on her flip-flops and goes and burns down a church. 1.00

00:11:06.000 Coptic Orthodox.

00:11:08.000 Coptic Christians. 0.58

00:11:09.000 Coptic Christians are the ones who are being slaughtered on a daily basis in Egypt.

00:11:13.000 60 Minutes did a big thing on Coptic Christianity, the oldest Christianity.

00:11:18.000 And they didn't mention the fucking genocide that's going on there.

00:11:21.000 They just skipped over that.

00:11:23.000 Muslims are murdering Coptic Christians. 1.00

00:11:26.000 And so is this fat, stupid bitch. 1.00

00:11:28.000 That's Antifa right there.

00:11:35.000 All right, we should start the show, I guess.

00:11:38.000 There's some other songs I almost chose, but we talked a lot on music yesterday.

00:11:41.000 We'll get to that another time.

00:11:44.000 Jeff Bezos went to outer space.

00:11:47.000 It cost him $5 billion.

00:11:51.000 We just showed a dude the other day who did it for $80.

00:11:56.000 Now, his glove failed.

00:11:58.000 He should have spent maybe $180, but he got in a weather balloon and he went up and then he jumped back down.

00:12:07.000 He went to space.

00:12:10.000 I was stupid enough to think there's a force field of fire, but the readers corrected me.

00:12:14.000 That's not a thing.

00:12:15.000 So this is what he did today.

00:12:16.000 Blue Origin.

00:12:17.000 It's actually, I think he's, he left his wife and he's having a lot of sex now with his Latina lover.

00:12:24.000 And they use sex toys.

00:12:26.000 And I think as an homage to her, he made it shaped like a giant dildo.

00:12:31.000 A magic wand, they're called.

00:12:34.000 And then the head comes down.

00:12:37.000 I'm not sure what that signifies.

00:12:39.000 The head separating the shaft.

00:12:41.000 But yeah, that's a dildo.

00:12:42.000 Most rockets are phallic, but that's extra phallic.

00:12:44.000 That's like Dr. Evil level.

00:12:45.000 No, if you saw that in a sex shop, you wouldn't blink.

00:12:48.000 You just go, yeah, that makes sense.

00:12:49.000 You're like, that one's a little on the nose.

00:12:53.000 You just go, is it batteries or a cord?

00:12:55.000 It looks like it's probably a cord.

00:12:58.000 That level is for like Muslims. 1.00

00:13:01.000 Like Ilhan Omar needs a dildo of that magnitude because she had her clit cut off. 1.00

00:13:07.000 No, no, sorry.

00:13:08.000 Is it who's the Somalian?

00:13:10.000 That would be Ilhan Omar.

00:13:11.000 Ilhan Omar, yeah.

00:13:12.000 She has no clit. 1.00

00:13:14.000 Now, you still have something there, like a strand, but you got a really Sometimes she pushes it so hard, it stops vibrating because the pressure is too intense.

00:13:38.000 It sputters.

00:13:39.000 She turns it up.

00:13:46.000 Her neighbors are like, I think she got a table saw.

00:13:48.000 Meanwhile, her husband, who's a white dude, is just sitting there.

00:13:52.000 He's already done.

00:13:52.000 And he's just like, yeah.

00:13:55.000 You like that?

00:13:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:57.000 Fucking.

00:14:00.000 Do it.

00:14:00.000 Yeah.

00:14:01.000 Oh, do you want me to?

00:14:02.000 Sorry.

00:14:09.000 Smoke.

00:14:10.000 Oh, fuck.

00:14:11.000 We set off the fire alarm again, Ilhan.

00:14:14.000 I didn't really care about him going into outer space, but I saw how mad the left is, and I thought, okay, now I like it then.

00:14:22.000 The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

00:14:24.000 There's the first people to use Blue Origin.

00:14:29.000 Some satisfied with the title.

00:14:30.000 Look how tired he is.

00:14:31.000 He's like, I got to fuck her tonight, and then do the clit thing after. 1.00

00:14:35.000 The fucking forearm is.

00:14:36.000 They have two sessions.

00:14:37.000 They have the normal session, and then he has to take care of the baby clit. 0.99

00:14:42.000 You know, it used to be better for women in primitive times because they would use like a sharp piece of glass or something or a rusty old knife. 1.00

00:14:50.000 Now that they have advanced medicine, they have a scalpel, and a surgeon does it perfectly, gets 100% of the clit. 1.00

00:14:58.000 Or in El Hines' case, 99.

00:14:59.000 So she's got to work that 1%. 1.00

00:15:02.000 So you just showed the footage.

00:15:04.000 So they go out, they go up to the space, they're there for five minutes, basically a billion dollars a minute of space-time.

00:15:11.000 And then the head comes off the dildo, and they fly back down, and they think it was awesome.

00:15:16.000 Do we have them talking about it?

00:15:18.000 And here we are.

00:15:19.000 You can start.

00:15:20.000 No, when they land.

00:15:24.000 I think I said 141 is the blast off.

00:15:27.000 And then here they land.

00:15:29.000 TriCaster me so we get a better view.

00:15:38.000 Seems to be going kind of fast.

00:15:40.000 There's an old lady in there. 1.00

00:15:42.000 There was a young kid, an 18-year-old, who won the lottery to go up, and he said, oh, shit, I have a scheduling problem.

00:15:48.000 What?

00:15:50.000 Pardon?

00:15:52.000 I can't.

00:15:53.000 There's five of them, right?

00:15:54.000 So you're spending a billion dollars per person.

00:15:56.000 Sorry, I can't go on your billion-dollar trip.

00:15:58.000 What could it possibly be?

00:16:00.000 I have a theory.

00:16:01.000 There's a group of three of his girlfriends.

00:16:06.000 Oh, no, his girlfriend, she said, I'll let you fuck me and both of my friends. 1.00

00:16:09.000 They're liberals and they hate Amazon.

00:16:11.000 They want to boycott Amazon because they don't like billionaires.

00:16:14.000 And they're like, if you don't go to that and support that gross man, we'll let you see our tits or something. 1.00

00:16:19.000 Okay, that's retarded. 0.99

00:16:21.000 What else could possibly be?

00:16:23.000 Liberals love Jeff Bezos.

00:16:25.000 He runs The Washington Post, which is basically an Antifa zine.

00:16:30.000 By the way, I was really annoyed by the fact that the dildos, like, dirty. 1.00

00:16:35.000 It has the orchid, the origin feather is their logo, which is already kind of an ugly logo.

00:16:43.000 But besides that, there seem to be sort of skid marks on it.

00:16:47.000 So what you're seeing right there is part skid mark and part feather.

00:16:50.000 It looks like shit.

00:16:52.000 Doesn't it?

00:16:53.000 I don't want to put that on my cunt. 0.98

00:16:55.000 It's dirty.

00:16:57.000 Get some rubbing alcohol on that.

00:16:59.000 I'm going to get a yeast infection.

00:17:02.000 We don't want that.

00:17:06.000 I went up to this regular at my bar the other day.

00:17:09.000 She's very pretty.

00:17:10.000 And I was like, hold on.

00:17:14.000 Are you menstruating?

00:17:17.000 This is kind of late for you, is it not?

00:17:19.000 It was one of those jokes that's just on the edge where you might lose them as a friend.

00:17:23.000 But she laughed her head off. 0.96

00:17:27.000 And then I was like, no, no, no, that's a yeast infection.

00:17:31.000 Yeah, that's a bad one.

00:17:34.000 It's like when my mother told me she was pregnant with my brother, I said, you fucking slut. 1.00

00:17:40.000 And both my mom and my dad, my mom and my, yeah, both my parents went, and then burst out laughing.

00:17:46.000 That's hilarious.

00:17:47.000 That was one where I was like, this could go bad.

00:17:49.000 How old were you?

00:17:50.000 14.

00:17:51.000 Oh, wow.

00:17:55.000 That's just about.

00:17:57.000 So check out this 1.5.

00:18:01.000 Lauren Chen pointed this out where they said, we're going to the moon.

00:18:04.000 Not the moon.

00:18:05.000 We're going outer space.

00:18:06.000 You're going to hang out there for a couple minutes and come back down.

00:18:09.000 And I don't think this $5 billion is pissed in the garbage.

00:18:13.000 It's not like you burned $5 billion.

00:18:16.000 I assume there's all kinds of, they say we're building a road to space, but I assume there's all kinds of pathways and technology that will be beneficial to man.

00:18:24.000 Space exploration is great.

00:18:26.000 That's how we get the satellites.

00:18:28.000 That's how we get the GPS.

00:18:30.000 That's how we do a million things.

00:18:32.000 We're nothing without our satellites.

00:18:34.000 So I'm all pro-space thing.

00:18:35.000 It's not just bullshit.

00:18:37.000 Although liberals think it's bullshit because they're so facile, as we saw with Joy Reed and her Antifa thing, that they're like, that person's poor.

00:18:46.000 Give him money.

00:18:48.000 You have lots of money.

00:18:49.000 You give him the money.

00:18:51.000 And then you both are happy.

00:18:54.000 Yeah.

00:18:55.000 Like I said to my daughter, don't give homeless people money.

00:18:59.000 They spend it on drugs.

00:19:00.000 Come on now, dog.

00:19:03.000 Come on, man.

00:19:05.000 Sorry.

00:19:05.000 It's true.

00:19:06.000 It's true.

00:19:08.000 So scroll down.

00:19:12.000 They want attention.

00:19:14.000 What?

00:19:16.000 That's a theory right out of Ryan's books.

00:19:20.000 Ryan, are you a theory coach on your off time helping people?

00:19:23.000 Yes.

00:19:24.000 Yes.

00:19:24.000 He wants people to look at him.

00:19:28.000 Yes, it's so good, Right?

00:19:30.000 An old woman, a young boy, and two men, representative sample based on population.

00:19:35.000 Oh, they're mad about the lack of diversity.

00:19:39.000 Omegastorm agrees.

00:19:41.000 I mean, his workers are pissing in water bottles.

00:19:45.000 Yeah?

00:19:45.000 They're salty about everything.

00:19:47.000 Keep going.

00:19:49.000 Wait, more replies.

00:19:50.000 More replies.

00:19:55.000 Envy is the most powerful force in politics, says a Fuentes fan.

00:20:00.000 How can you spend billions to go into space when I can't even bother to pay off my student loans?

00:20:05.000 Oh, so these are Lauren Chen fans that are making fun of it.

00:20:11.000 Oh, okay.

00:20:11.000 Let's go to the original then.

00:20:13.000 Yeah.

00:20:17.000 Keep going.

00:20:20.000 To the three other people on this rocket, you have the opportunity to unionize for the benefit of all people of Earth.

00:20:26.000 Unionize?

00:20:27.000 What are you going to do?

00:20:28.000 Go on strike?

00:20:29.000 Oh, by the way, to get back to your guy, the threesome theory is terrible.

00:20:34.000 That's why you're such a shitty theory coach.

00:20:36.000 It's called pussying out.

00:20:39.000 Oh.

00:20:40.000 I was going to say, what else could be a better reason?

00:20:42.000 He pussied out.

00:20:43.000 He got scared.

00:20:44.000 Okay.

00:20:44.000 It's a fag.

00:20:45.000 Maybe I've earned it.

00:20:52.000 A threesome?

00:20:54.000 What?

00:20:55.000 They're spending a billion dollars on him.

00:20:57.000 Go buy a threesome, for fuck's sakes. 1.00

00:21:00.000 I was under the impression he wasn't scared, so if he wasn't scared, what's a better reason?

00:21:03.000 You want a threesome? 1.00

00:21:04.000 Be around during last call and have an eight ball of Coke.

00:21:07.000 The threesome's going down. 1.00

00:21:12.000 Ug, the diversity in this pick.

00:21:13.000 Astronauts is an insult to the actual scientists.

00:21:17.000 I wonder how many plastic bottles I have to recycle and TriCaster this.

00:21:21.000 I can't read it.

00:21:23.000 To allow for billionaires to float on the edge of space for four minutes.

00:21:27.000 I mean, I don't like that Amazon has shut down so many small businesses, but you got to admit, like, when you're looking for something stupid, for example, my parking spot is under a tree now, and every time I go to my car, it looks like it was vandalized by birds and berries,

00:21:44.000 which would have been birds.

00:21:45.000 So birds hate me, apparently.

00:21:47.000 And I just got my car washed.

00:21:49.000 So I went to Amazon and I bought a car cover for $27.

00:21:52.000 It'll be here tomorrow.

00:21:54.000 I'll wash my car tomorrow, then put the cover on it when I park there, and the turds will stay on the thing.

00:22:00.000 Congratulations.

00:22:02.000 Wait, wait, Ryan.

00:22:04.000 That clip is a jealous guy.

00:22:07.000 So are you jealous of my car?

00:22:09.000 Well, I can't.

00:22:10.000 You can get one?

00:22:11.000 You don't have $35?

00:22:13.000 I, too, have felt the wrath of the berries and the birds.

00:22:18.000 Yeah.

00:22:19.000 So I'm jealous, yeah.

00:22:22.000 I can't even imagine how long it would take me to go and get a car cover.

00:22:26.000 I'd probably have to go to the BMW dealership.

00:22:28.000 They'd send me to another one.

00:22:30.000 And then I looked them up.

00:22:31.000 The BMW-specific ones are $130.

00:22:36.000 You know?

00:22:38.000 So I'm not going to shit on Bezos.

00:22:40.000 I hate his guts.

00:22:42.000 He's a dick politically.

00:22:44.000 The Washington Post is propaganda that's harming America.

00:22:47.000 His rocket is a dick, actually.

00:22:50.000 But what he's done for the Dildo community today is unbelievable. 1.00

00:22:54.000 And yeah, he made tons of money with a pretty great product.

00:22:59.000 Like, OxyContin is a good painkiller, but it's evil when you look at all the people it's killed.

00:23:06.000 Amazon, yes, it's horrible that it's killed so many businesses, but it is pretty great.

00:23:12.000 I'm sorry.

00:23:16.000 Yeah, but this whole whitey on the moon thing.

00:23:18.000 Wait, go back, go back.

00:23:20.000 Doesn't that look like shit?

00:23:23.000 It looks terrible.

00:23:25.000 So that's just the top of the feather.

00:23:26.000 That's not the stains I was talking about.

00:23:28.000 It still looks terrible, though.

00:23:29.000 It looks like the paint is stripping.

00:23:32.000 So do they come out of there?

00:23:36.000 Given the thumbs up for all of our astronauts that are on board there, again, Jeff Bezos, Mark Bezos.

00:23:44.000 Wouldn't you want to, like, he brought his brother up and not his lover, and he brought a woman up.

00:23:51.000 I would definitely need to get a blowjob in space. 0.99

00:23:54.000 Or maybe fuck my wife. 1.00

00:23:56.000 Right?

00:23:56.000 That is badass.

00:23:58.000 Imagine blowing your load in zero gravity.

00:24:01.000 It's way cooler than sitting there with your hands full of space.

00:24:03.000 In a giant dildo?

00:24:04.000 Yeah.

00:24:05.000 That's romantic.

00:24:08.000 I would just do it quietly.

00:24:10.000 I'm going to quietly have sex in outer space for $5 billion.

00:24:13.000 No media, please.

00:24:16.000 There they are.

00:24:19.000 I would go up to...

00:24:19.000 That woman's name is Wally.

00:24:20.000 She was supposed to go to space, but it got canceled.

00:24:22.000 I would just go up to him and say, I mean this totally platonically.

00:24:25.000 Can I grab your tit? 0.72

00:24:26.000 You're the only woman on this thing, and I want to have some sort of like, there's the Mile High Club. 1.00

00:24:30.000 I think he was like 37 miles up.

00:24:33.000 I want to be part of the 37 Mile Club.

00:24:36.000 I thought you'd never ask.

00:24:38.000 But yeah.

00:24:40.000 So in Hidden Figures, black people rewrite history and say, we put white guys on the moon, despite you abusing us, because we're genius mathematicians.

00:24:50.000 No, you were math janitors who went and checked things.

00:24:52.000 And if you want to go back to the first time we went to the moon, black people said, fuck you. 0.80

00:24:58.000 Not only were they not a part of it, they were against it politically.

00:25:02.000 What the fuck is that?

00:25:03.000 Oh, there's hidden figures.

00:25:06.000 Math janitors, they cleaned up. 0.99

00:25:09.000 No, they did not do trigonometry.

00:25:11.000 They just checked like eight times seven, yes, 56.

00:25:15.000 Eight plus eight, yes, 16.

00:25:17.000 Basic mathematics.

00:25:20.000 And everyone was kind to them, and there was not segregated bathrooms at NASA.

00:25:23.000 That's a fucking lie.

00:25:25.000 And at one point, that one, Janelle, what's her name? 0.98

00:25:28.000 Janelle Monet.

00:25:29.000 Yeah, is that the one you said is probably a cunt? 1.00

00:25:31.000 She's fucking annoyed. 1.00

00:25:32.000 You can just tell she's a super bitch. 1.00

00:25:34.000 She's terrible here.

00:25:37.000 She walks by one of the space things and says, those panels should be aerodynamic.

00:25:44.000 Yeah, that's how it is.

00:25:45.000 Anyway, check out Whitey on the Moon. 0.87

00:25:48.000 Because that was the black sentiment back in whenever it was. 0.95

00:25:52.000 When did we land on the moon?

00:25:54.000 Oh.

00:25:55.000 69?

00:25:56.000 Show not that.

00:25:57.000 See, you don't have the computer.

00:26:00.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:26:00.000 Let's hook this bitch up today.

00:26:05.000 Whitey on the moon? 0.89

00:26:06.000 Siri, when did we first land on the moon?

00:26:10.000 Here's an answer from Wikipedia.org.

00:26:12.000 69.

00:26:13.000 So.

00:26:16.000 Very funny.

00:26:17.000 When was Martin Luther killed?

00:26:19.000 69.

00:26:23.000 That's not really appropriate.

00:26:24.000 Okay, but it's like a horny year.

00:26:27.000 420.

00:26:28.000 Oh, shit.

00:26:30.000 Today, class, we're going to talk about the assassination of Martin Luther King.

00:26:32.000 It happened in 1969.

00:26:35.000 Oh, shit.

00:26:37.000 This is going to be kind of fun.

00:26:38.000 Chip Chimperson on the assassination of Martin Luther King.

00:26:42.000 Yeah.

00:26:43.000 But yeah.

00:26:44.000 Whitey on the moon. 0.97

00:26:45.000 Whitey on the moon. 0.97

00:26:47.000 We have a poem here.

00:26:48.000 It's called Whitey on the Moon. 0.99

00:26:53.000 And it was inspired by some Whiteys on the Moon. 1.00

00:27:01.000 Yeah, figure out.

00:27:02.000 So I want to give credit where credit is due.

00:27:06.000 That's pretty funny, actually.

00:27:11.000 I don't think your sweater's doing much there, Gil.

00:27:16.000 Warming some of your shoulder.

00:27:18.000 And it's my nipple woman. 0.99

00:27:20.000 Some ribs.

00:27:23.000 A rat done bit my sister Nell with Whitey on the moon. 1.00

00:27:27.000 Her face and arms began to swell, and Whitey's on the moon. 1.00

00:27:32.000 I can't pay no doctor bills, but white is on the moon. 0.92

00:27:36.000 Ten years from now, I'll be paying still while white is on the moon. 0.97

00:27:40.000 You know, the man just hopped my red last night, cause white is on the moon.

00:27:44.000 No hot water, no toilets, no lights, but white is on the moon.

00:27:48.000 I wonder why he's upping me.

00:27:50.000 Cause white is on the moon.

00:27:52.000 Well, I was already giving him 50 a week, and now white is on the moon.

00:27:56.000 Right, that's enough.

00:27:58.000 So we shouldn't go to space until there's no sisters being bitten by rats.

00:28:03.000 Got it?

00:28:04.000 That's like what they say about the royal family.

00:28:06.000 They're up there in Buckingham Palace.

00:28:08.000 All that money that should give it to the poor.

00:28:10.000 Can you imagine?

00:28:11.000 We've seen housing estates in Britain.

00:28:13.000 They're shitholes.

00:28:14.000 One of them just burned to the ground.

00:28:16.000 It's piss everywhere.

00:28:17.000 Same exact story with New York.

00:28:19.000 How long would Buckingham Palace be Buckingham Palace?

00:28:21.000 Remember the two St. Louis people standing in front of their home?

00:28:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:27.000 Imagine that home if they had let the BLM activists in. 0.99

00:28:32.000 Wouldn't it be funny if they did storm the house, take over, kick them out, and it was just beautiful.

00:28:38.000 There was a few paintings to replace with Black Lives Matter paintings, but otherwise, it was the garden was thriving.

00:28:45.000 No, it would be ashes in minutes.

00:28:48.000 I wonder how their political campaign's going.

00:28:53.000 He's running for office.

00:28:56.000 Oh, really?

00:28:56.000 Yeah.

00:28:57.000 That's good.

00:28:58.000 Didn't Pink Floyd make a rebuttal to that song?

00:29:01.000 Dark Side of the Moon?

00:29:04.000 That's a really good joke.

00:29:05.000 Whitey on the moon, dark side of the moon. 0.93

00:29:09.000 And how is it a rebuttal?

00:29:10.000 Let's parse your...

00:29:11.000 Because you got Whitey on the Moon, and this is Darky on the Moon. 1.00

00:29:15.000 Oh, it's Darkie on the Moon?

00:29:16.000 Darkie? 0.98

00:29:16.000 I thought it was Dark Side of the Moon. 0.98

00:29:18.000 Well, it's a little pun.

00:29:20.000 Okay, so maybe if you were to phrase that better, you'd say, Pink Floyd's rebuttal, Darky on the moon, and then show that, which would not be funny either.

00:29:28.000 But it'd be closer.

00:29:30.000 Just to balance it out with some wonderful blacks, whistleblower at Hasbro has approached our old pal, James O'Keefe, and he says they're brainwashing our kids,

00:29:46.000 which is one of our top focuses on the show.

00:29:49.000 Hey, speaking of Pink Floyd, leave our kids alone.

00:29:54.000 David Johnson, I'm a packaging engineer for Hasbro.

00:29:58.000 They are attempting to covertly push CRT critical race theory through branding and messaging through their products.

00:30:05.000 Explain what we're looking at here.

00:30:07.000 This is the program developed by the Conscious Kid, which is working with Hasbro to teach children about racial bias at an early age.

00:30:17.000 By three to six months, babies are beginning to notice and already express preference by race.

00:30:23.000 By age three, children are already starting to apply stereotypes.

00:30:27.000 They also may use language.

00:30:30.000 Hold on a sec.

00:30:31.000 If babies are racist, you realize that means it's natural, right?

00:30:37.000 Oops.

00:30:39.000 Oh, to go back to what I was saying about my kids, too.

00:30:41.000 I purposely kept politics out of their lives as much as possible to the point where my eldest boy, when we lived in Brooklyn, most of his friends were black.

00:30:50.000 He didn't know what black was.

00:30:52.000 He said once one day, and I thought this was a very victorious moment for myself, though now I'm not so sure.

00:30:57.000 He said, why do all my friends have black skin?

00:31:00.000 Instead of why are all my friends black? 0.85

00:31:04.000 Pretty good.

00:31:05.000 Pretty good.

00:31:07.000 But I should have been more pro-Trump.

00:31:12.000 I do tell them, like, I sat my daughter down, I explained hidden figures.

00:31:16.000 I sat them both down, I explained Tulsa.

00:31:18.000 I sat them both down, I explained all of the unarmed blacks shot by cops and what the backgrounds were and how few of them were totally innocent and how in the totally innocent cases, the cops got raked over the coals.

00:31:30.000 And there's actually approximately zero cases out of millions upon millions of confrontations where an innocent black man was shot by a cop and the cop faced no repercussions.

00:31:43.000 Hmm.

00:31:44.000 Additionally, at this age, this is critical race theory in practice.

00:31:49.000 It's a mainstream ideology now.

00:31:52.000 I call bullshit on that racist language.

00:31:56.000 I bet a black kid said the N-word because he heard it in a rap song. 0.96

00:31:59.000 But there's no way three-year-olds are going, look at this fucking chink walking in here like they belong. 1.00

00:32:05.000 Get the fuck out of here, slant eyes. 1.00

00:32:08.000 You don't belong in my daycare.

00:32:10.000 No.

00:32:12.000 No.

00:32:13.000 I don't trust your stats.

00:32:17.000 People that I've spoken to about these issues, and I'm trying to explain to them why teaching people to segregate based on race or by gender or by any other inherent characteristic is wrong.

00:32:28.000 If you want your children to be looking at people based on their race, then you are opposing Dr. Martin Luther King's dream.

00:32:36.000 So I think that's progress in its truest sense, that we should not be judging each other by the color of skin.

00:32:42.000 Isn't it funny how young people, because 1995, Blazing Saddles was normal. 0.67

00:32:50.000 We all talked, race wasn't a thing.

00:32:53.000 It started in 95, getting bad.

00:32:55.000 So if you're young, like how old were you in 95?

00:32:59.000 Six.

00:33:00.000 Oh, so for you, you don't know that this has already been solved.

00:33:06.000 And you talk about this utopia where race isn't a thing.

00:33:09.000 I lived it.

00:33:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:11.000 I lived it for the first 25 years of my life.

00:33:13.000 A quarter century of race not coming up. 0.95

00:33:17.000 Well, it came up, but it was just in an innocent way, just like the kid did.

00:33:20.000 Like, you know, they're like, Jackie Chin. 0.90

00:33:24.000 There was no such thing.

00:33:25.000 You didn't think about it.

00:33:26.000 If you walked to an all-white party and there was three black people there, no one blinked. 0.98

00:33:30.000 Oh, no, no.

00:33:30.000 It didn't matter like that, but you could still rib around like that.

00:33:34.000 That's more proof that it's not a thing.

00:33:35.000 The whole country was like a boxing gym.

00:33:37.000 Yeah, it wasn't important.

00:33:38.000 Jokes were, you could make racial jokes all the time.

00:33:40.000 Everyone was friends.

00:33:41.000 Everyone was high-fiving.

00:33:42.000 No one fucking thought about it.

00:33:44.000 It didn't feel heavy at all.

00:33:45.000 At all.

00:33:45.000 Unless you made a mama joke.

00:33:47.000 That's some serious shit.

00:33:48.000 And then you also had Chuck D with KRS1 and the Stop the Violence Movement saying, yo, we have to check ourselves.

00:33:56.000 We got to stop the violence.

00:33:57.000 Stop killing each other.

00:34:01.000 Now Chuck D has videos of my head blowing up because I'm evil and racist.

00:34:07.000 And when I brought that up with him on Twitter before I was banned, I said, shh, don't talk about terrorism.

00:34:14.000 You're a fucking terrorist with your stupid video blowing up the heads of everyone you hate.

00:34:19.000 That's terrorism.

00:34:21.000 And he said, oh, that was a watermelon, not your head.

00:34:26.000 And he goes, that's probably what you want me to eat along with some fried chicken.

00:34:30.000 I was like, imagine being almost 60 and still complaining that everyone hates you because of your race.

00:34:37.000 What a baby you are.

00:34:40.000 Can't do that anymore, though, because I'm not on the fucking platform.

00:34:43.000 Anyway, let's hear more from this wonderful man.

00:34:48.000 Bother by the content of our character and actions.

00:34:50.000 If the next generation of children is allowed to be indoctrinated to believing that racial segregation is a good thing, I don't think it will lead our country to anywhere good.

00:35:02.000 This isn't something I wanted to do.

00:35:04.000 This is something I felt I had to do.

00:35:06.000 This is a hill worth dying on.

00:35:08.000 If I can make one person just step away from this ideology and say, you know what, maybe that's not the way, it's not the path towards a better future, then I think it's worth it.

00:35:19.000 This isn't something I wanted to do.

00:35:21.000 This is something I felt I had to do.

00:35:23.000 This is a hill worth dying on.

00:35:26.000 He was on Hannity last night.

00:35:28.000 Whoa.

00:35:29.000 That's pretty good.

00:35:29.000 That's pretty cool.

00:35:30.000 Oh, that's a good shot, Ryan.

00:35:33.000 I want to see more on what Hasbro was up to.

00:35:37.000 Don't you?

00:35:38.000 Yeah.

00:35:39.000 Kids are racist at a young age.

00:35:41.000 We need to get them away from that.

00:35:42.000 Okay.

00:35:43.000 Expose Hasbro, people throwing their toys away.

00:35:47.000 A lot of him.

00:35:50.000 Man, it's always here.

00:35:51.000 I see that baby's training.

00:35:53.000 Yeah, let's hear.

00:35:54.000 I want to see them, like, say, white children shouldn't get a certain toy. 1.00

00:36:00.000 Like the hidden camera footage.

00:36:01.000 Yeah.

00:36:02.000 Yeah, let's see.

00:36:04.000 Or black children should be forced to... 1.00

00:36:06.000 White children should be forced to play with black Barbies or something like that. 1.00

00:36:09.000 I want some evidence.

00:36:10.000 I'm sure that'll.

00:36:11.000 The way James goes with these is he starts out slow with like a nugget, so you go, haha, this is nothing, and then boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:36:19.000 So this story is ongoing.

00:36:21.000 We'll keep you updated.

00:36:24.000 Let's jump into feminism. 1.00

00:36:34.000 Feminism. 1.00

00:36:37.000 What about the backgrounds?

00:36:39.000 Oh, we got it.

00:36:40.000 I think we might.

00:36:41.000 Anna.

00:36:43.000 So show me a cool background.

00:36:46.000 And so what have we done?

00:36:50.000 We had the nuclear family in the 50s.

00:36:54.000 It was wholesome and good.

00:36:56.000 But there was ambitious women out there. 1.00

00:36:59.000 The glorious Steinems of the 60s and 70s said, I don't want to be in a kitchen. 0.80

00:37:05.000 I'm probably a dyke.

00:37:06.000 And I want to be a stalwart of industry.

00:37:10.000 I want to be a minister of industry.

00:37:12.000 I want to be the CEO of GE.

00:37:14.000 And that just wasn't done.

00:37:15.000 And people didn't want women there. 0.99

00:37:18.000 That's wrong.

00:37:19.000 Women should have the right to be the CEO of GE. 1.00

00:37:22.000 So first wave feminism was pretty cool. 1.00

00:37:25.000 And it said, I should have the freedom to be the exception to the rule.

00:37:29.000 Great.

00:37:30.000 And so began the pendulum swing.

00:37:33.000 They achieved equality, I'd say, in the 70s, early 70s.

00:37:38.000 Whoosh.

00:37:38.000 And now it became about, I want to hurt men.

00:37:42.000 And I want to punish women who stay in the kitchen. 1.00

00:37:46.000 So it went from, you should have the right to have a career to, you shouldn't stay home.

00:37:51.000 And you shouldn't be monogamous.

00:37:53.000 Marriage is just a stupid piece of paper.

00:37:56.000 And of course, the only people to benefit from this is men.

00:37:59.000 Men are good at surviving.

00:38:02.000 You know, we've been hunting woolly mammoths for a long time.

00:38:05.000 So when you set up a situation, we have a way to sort of finagle it.

00:38:10.000 And I think bra burning must have been a man helping out with the cause.

00:38:16.000 And I think the suffragette movement was prompted by men saying to women, you should go out and vote.

00:38:23.000 And I think men went, okay, let's push for a system where women just suck our dicks and then fuck off. 1.00

00:38:31.000 We'll liberate them so much that they'll be slaves, sex slaves, and we'll make divorce nothing. 0.99

00:38:38.000 I think right now I'm blaming, I think men have some culpability for this disaster that is modern feminism and shit chests. 1.00

00:38:46.000 I think that this whole thing has been a mess from both genders. 1.00

00:38:50.000 Women have just turned into these annoying cunts, these shit chests, these balls, but men have also become both simultaneously demasculated And dirty little fucking rapist, lying scumbags who fuck some girl while she's passed out sleeping. 0.99

00:39:07.000 The weakest ones are the rapists.

00:39:08.000 The alphas, the jocks, the handsome guys, the ones who look like Thor, we were taught to hate them in school.

00:39:15.000 You know, we watched shows like Square Pegs in the 80s, and the jocks are the evil rapist guys.

00:39:20.000 But then you get older and you go, you never raped anyone.

00:39:22.000 You were too busy getting laid.

00:39:24.000 The rapists were like Ducky.

00:39:26.000 Remember Ducky from 16 Candles?

00:39:28.000 Those were the guys that were fingering the passed out girls. 0.99

00:39:32.000 The allies.

00:39:35.000 Anyway, so what do we have now?

00:39:36.000 We have a thing where women are the same as men and they don't need to be protected and everything's fine and divorce is nothing. 1.00

00:39:41.000 So you end up with this disgusting mess.

00:39:43.000 And I'm sorry to keep bringing Sarah Silverman into the show, but she really does symbolize a lot of the mess we've made because she's a victim of feminism. 1.00

00:39:53.000 And here she is talking about 2-0 when she was, well, I'll play it for a bit.

00:39:59.000 I went to visit my sister Laura at Berkeley, in Berkeley, California.

00:40:04.000 She was at summer school at UC Berkeley.

00:40:07.000 And I was 13.

00:40:08.000 I was teeny, teeny tiny for my age.

00:40:11.000 So she's petite 13, so she looks like she's eight, right? 0.79

00:40:16.000 Don't send her somewhere where there's not full-time parental supervision.

00:40:20.000 I went to Scotland a lot when I was 13 and even younger alone.

00:40:24.000 But my parents would drive me to the airport.

00:40:26.000 I'd have a minder that would put me on the plane.

00:40:29.000 The minder would take me from my seat to my gran, and then I'd be with my gran and my uncle the entire time I was there, totally supervised the entire time.

00:40:39.000 But her cool, groovy, liberal, hippie Jew parents are like, hey, man, she's a woman. 0.97

00:40:45.000 Hear her roar.

00:40:47.000 And then they don't fanatically call the elder girl, Laura, and say, are you sure she's okay?

00:40:53.000 And so Laura's also groovy, man. 0.98

00:40:56.000 And so she ends up hanging out with a man, Laura's neighbor in the dorms.

00:41:04.000 Now, if a man is really hyped on hanging out with a 13-year-old who looks like she's eight, he's a fucking creep.

00:41:13.000 I was 13, you know, I was like one of those real weird little kids.

00:41:18.000 And I had never flown by myself before.

00:41:21.000 And, you know, normally I'd be extra scared because I was a bed wetter.

00:41:30.000 But, you know, I slept every night in bed with my sister Laura.

00:41:33.000 And so I wasn't scared because, you know, she has to love me.

00:41:38.000 So it was really fun.

00:41:40.000 It was a really fun trip.

00:41:42.000 This is what drives me nuts about this.

00:41:44.000 The liberals.

00:41:45.000 They get hit in the head with their shitty system and they never go, wow, that was a shitty system.

00:41:51.000 Like Robin Quivers in her book.

00:41:53.000 Her cunt mother, first of all, her father molests her or fingers her. 1.00

00:41:57.000 Her mother keeps making money as a foster parent and just fucking with Robin's heart because she'll get a one-year-old. 1.00

00:42:05.000 The mother and the father totally ignored the kids. 0.94

00:42:08.000 So Robin would love them, cherish them.

00:42:10.000 They were her babies.

00:42:11.000 She was like 13 at the time.

00:42:12.000 And then the kid would get adopted.

00:42:15.000 And they kept doing that.

00:42:16.000 Giving her a baby, ripping it from her.

00:42:18.000 Giving her a baby, ripping it from her.

00:42:19.000 It made her crazy.

00:42:20.000 She doesn't have kids.

00:42:21.000 She could never settle down.

00:42:24.000 They broke her heart.

00:42:27.000 And her beef is with white people because as she got older, there was a friend she had as a little kid who saw her at a party that was an all-white party.

00:42:36.000 And the kid pretended she didn't know Robin.

00:42:38.000 I guess because Robin's black. 0.54

00:42:40.000 Okay.

00:42:41.000 What a shitty afternoon.

00:42:44.000 But she ignored what her black parents had done to her and focused on what one white girl did to her and then became like a black nationalist Muhammad Ali fan, which I think she's overcome in her old age, but still.

00:42:58.000 So Sarah's here.

00:43:00.000 She tells this horrible story about getting raped.

00:43:03.000 And her takeaway was it was really fun and zero culpability for her parents' stupid liberal thought process where they figured this would be a good idea.

00:43:13.000 Her awesome parents strike again? 0.58

00:43:16.000 Oh my God.

00:43:17.000 16 of the anti-anxiety pills a fucking day, dude. 0.98

00:43:21.000 At 13.

00:43:24.000 13?

00:43:25.000 That's like permanent mental damage.

00:43:27.000 That's crazy.

00:43:28.000 Your brain's developing at that age.

00:43:31.000 And she does it. 0.87

00:43:32.000 Yeah, she looks like a eight-year-old, you know, just awkward.

00:43:35.000 No, they say Xanax is outside of heroin, it's the hardest drug to recover from.

00:43:40.000 You can die from the withdrawals.

00:43:42.000 Yeah, it's not a joke, Buckle.

00:43:46.000 I got to be really independent, she says, like it's a good thing.

00:43:51.000 Let's call her, for all intents and purposes, let's call her a 10-year-old. 0.88

00:43:56.000 Right?

00:43:57.000 Because 10 to 13, there's not that much mental development, and she looked like she was 10, which is the most important part of the story.

00:44:05.000 I fell in love with Berkeley, and I fell in love with being on my own, you know, because Laura had classes all day.

00:44:14.000 But I kept myself busy.

00:44:16.000 I found pickup soccer games, and I, you know, I went to Blondie's Pizza.

00:44:22.000 They have like slices this big.

00:44:24.000 I feel bad now.

00:44:25.000 And if you're listening at home, I just made a really big shape with my arms.

00:44:34.000 But yeah, I spent most of my time with this guy named Les.

00:44:41.000 I thought this was like a one-time deal.

00:44:44.000 She kept hanging out with this man.

00:44:45.000 No, no, it happened.

00:44:47.000 Well, she says it happened once.

00:44:49.000 But like your sister, see, liberals don't have any spidey senses.

00:44:54.000 Because they've been brainwashed into thinking everyone's groovy.

00:44:57.000 So her sister should have been alarmed that a, let's say he's 21, a 21-year-old was hanging out with what looks like a 10-year-old girl.

00:45:09.000 What?

00:45:10.000 Les.

00:45:13.000 Who lived in the dorm room next to my sister.

00:45:18.000 Yeah, his name was Les.

00:45:19.000 He did not seem to have any classes to go to.

00:45:22.000 And he liked hanging out with teeny tiny me.

00:45:25.000 Oh.

00:45:27.000 Yeah.

00:45:28.000 Advocating for rape.

00:45:30.000 I remember about him.

00:45:31.000 I was pretty okay with him.

00:45:34.000 Is this going to make a turn soon?

00:45:35.000 Where she's like.

00:45:36.000 I know a guy who was raped at camp when he was a kid.

00:45:39.000 The counselor sucked his dick, the fag counselor. 1.00

00:45:42.000 Believe me, I tried to get involved in this.

00:45:45.000 I got him to call the get a lawyer, police involved.

00:45:49.000 It happened like 20 years ago.

00:45:52.000 But for whatever reason, he didn't want to go forward with it.

00:45:56.000 They said it's very hard to prove and you could get sued and da-da-da-da-da.

00:46:00.000 You could only help so much.

00:46:01.000 I mean, I basically got on my knees and blew the guy.

00:46:04.000 No, I basically got on my knees and begged him to pursue this.

00:46:08.000 And I think about it all the time.

00:46:09.000 Like, I just want to call the guy and go, we know what you did.

00:46:13.000 But he knows who the guy is.

00:46:14.000 He knows where he lives.

00:46:15.000 He's married now.

00:46:16.000 I think he's in Chicago.

00:46:17.000 And he's always said, if I get something like terminal cancer, the first thing I'm going to do is get in a plane and go shoot him in the head.

00:46:23.000 That's the proper response for being raped as a child. 1.00

00:46:27.000 Sarah seems to think that she stepped in a mud puddle.

00:46:34.000 He had like shaggy blonde hair, and he liked hanging out with me, and I would hang out with him in his room.

00:46:40.000 Pervert.

00:46:41.000 And one day I went to his room to die.

00:46:43.000 To die today.

00:46:45.000 And he was different, different energy.

00:46:49.000 And I, you know, I didn't know about drugs.

00:46:51.000 Looking back, he was on drugs.

00:46:53.000 Not weed, but like a drug drug.

00:46:56.000 You know, I don't know, a speedy drug or a...

00:46:59.000 Maybe it was a hallucinogen.

00:47:01.000 Maybe it was cokey, methy, I don't know. 0.96

00:47:03.000 But I just felt like, oh, I did so much Coke, I raped a kid.

00:47:09.000 You know how you get.

00:47:10.000 I've started a business, an imaginary business with my friends.

00:47:13.000 Dude, we're going to do this on Monday.

00:47:15.000 You know, but I didn't think much of it.

00:47:18.000 I just, you know, you just think as a kid, I must be imagining this.

00:47:25.000 Okay, sorry.

00:47:26.000 Enough trauma foreplay.

00:47:28.000 This is what happened.

00:47:30.000 He came over and he picked me up.

00:47:33.000 He lifted me up against my will and he held me out an 18-story window from my ankles.

00:47:41.000 Oh, shit.

00:47:42.000 That's what Sug Knight did to Pete Didn't you? 0.95

00:47:43.000 Did you know that?

00:47:44.000 Yeah, did you owe him money and like flake on your rap contract?

00:47:49.000 Feeling the moment right before you're murdered?

00:47:55.000 I do.

00:47:56.000 I actually do.

00:47:59.000 You're mad at your sister and mad at your parents and mad at him.

00:48:03.000 Three four people are responsible for this.

00:48:06.000 Mom, dad, sister, him.

00:48:08.000 He's the leader of the pack, obviously.

00:48:11.000 But where's your anger?

00:48:14.000 I hate the left.

00:48:16.000 Hate has a home right here.

00:48:20.000 I knew I was going to die.

00:48:23.000 But I didn't.

00:48:24.000 He pulled me back in as quickly as I was dangling out a high-rise window.

00:48:29.000 I was safe on the floor of his dorm room.

00:48:32.000 He saved her life, Gavin.

00:48:34.000 Keep going.

00:48:34.000 I think he molests her next.

00:48:37.000 And he acted like nothing had happened.

00:48:39.000 And he was a grown-up, so I assumed nothing happened.

00:48:44.000 The only evidence was the rawness of my throat from screaming and my heart pounding just so hard.

00:48:56.000 But in the following minutes, my heartbeat slowed, and before I knew it, it was truly like nothing happened.

00:49:05.000 It never even occurred to me to tell my parents or anyone.

00:49:11.000 It's just an interesting bee.

00:49:12.000 Haven't raised you right.

00:49:14.000 I thought she was molested, too, in this story.

00:49:17.000 Well, this isn't even halfway done.

00:49:18.000 Eight-minute clip, we're three minutes into it.

00:49:20.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:21.000 So he molests her, too.

00:49:22.000 He grabs her pussy. 1.00

00:49:24.000 And she's more mad at Trump for making a joke about grabbing the pussy than having her pussy grabbed as a fucking child. 1.00

00:49:30.000 It reminds me, I've seen if you can find this.

00:49:31.000 There was a guy in Europe who was raped, a man who was raped in his butthole by a Somalian. 0.95

00:49:38.000 I think he was a politician.

00:49:39.000 Maybe Norway?

00:49:41.000 Copenhagen, one of those weird places, Sweden.

00:49:46.000 And his concern was that this refugee would be deported now.

00:49:53.000 Male Norwegian politician raped by asylum seeker says he feels guilty that his attacker will now be deported because the man might suffer back in Somalia.

00:50:02.000 Why the fuck are there Somalian refugees, by the way?

00:50:05.000 It's just another shithole country.

00:50:10.000 The only refugee argument I can think of now is Christians in the Middle East, like the Coptic Christians or the Christians in northern Iraq, who are being slaughtered for their religious beliefs, and whites in South Africa who are being slaughtered because of their race.

00:50:23.000 Those sound like bona fide reasons to be able to flee the country and come to America. 0.91

00:50:27.000 Tommy Robinson would have been a great refugee for America.

00:50:31.000 But sorry.

00:50:33.000 Too Christian, too white. 1.00

00:50:37.000 Here's another example of feminism and the mess that it's created. 1.00

00:50:42.000 Look at this story.

00:50:44.000 I don't even know how I feel about this.

00:50:45.000 It's such a tangled web.

00:50:47.000 You know, my brother has a best friend, not a best friend, but my brother.

00:50:50.000 One of my kids has a friend whose parents are divorced, and it inconveniences me.

00:50:56.000 That's what a mess divorce is. 1.00

00:50:58.000 Because the dad gets the kid every second weekend, and he obviously wants to spend time with that kid.

00:51:04.000 I don't blame him.

00:51:05.000 I would be chomping at the bit to see my kids if I saw them once every two fucking weeks outside of a dumb dinner on Wednesdays.

00:51:14.000 That's just a cool uncle at this point.

00:51:17.000 And the dad lives sort of far away, and even if my son could go visit him on that special day, the dad wants 100% of the kid.

00:51:26.000 So he doesn't want him playing with his friends or sleeping over or being distracted.

00:51:30.000 So that's every second weekend gone for their friendship.

00:51:33.000 And then every time you come up with a plan, you have to make sure, like, oh, is he with this dad or the stepdad that weekend?

00:51:40.000 And it's a tangled web we weave.

00:51:45.000 Plus, I'm not, my parents were always together.

00:51:50.000 My wife's parents are together.

00:51:51.000 I'm always going to stay with my wife. 1.00

00:51:53.000 But it must get weird with love.

00:51:57.000 Like, you know, these nannies, they care for these kids, when they're babies and they grow up with them, they don't see their kids back in the Philippines, they end up loving the child more than their own.

00:52:08.000 So, when someone lives in your home and they're a kid, don't you end up loving them?

00:52:17.000 Yeah.

00:52:18.000 And isn't it weird?

00:52:19.000 You have two kids that are your birth kids, right?

00:52:21.000 And then those two kids, same dad, but not you, didn't come out of your pussy. 1.00

00:52:25.000 But so you have like, you love these kids and they call you mommy.

00:52:30.000 And then these other kids around the same age, they call you Margaret.

00:52:34.000 And you don't hug them.

00:52:36.000 That's fucking weird, man.

00:52:38.000 That is weird.

00:52:39.000 When I babysit your dog, when I dogsit your dog, I love your dog.

00:52:44.000 And that's a fucking dog.

00:52:46.000 So do you not want to give him back?

00:52:49.000 No, I can't wait to give him back.

00:52:51.000 Oh, really?

00:52:52.000 Well, it's just, it's a convenience, inconvenience sometimes, and we're just doing a lot of stuff right now with the move.

00:52:59.000 So it's like, right now is not the best time.

00:53:02.000 Usually I don't care.

00:53:03.000 I love hanging out with him.

00:53:04.000 He's great.

00:53:04.000 You should bring him into the studio.

00:53:06.000 That's a good idea.

00:53:07.000 That's a great idea.

00:53:09.000 Then you could walk him, like, he doesn't like to be walked too much.

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 He's a pussy. 0.98

00:53:15.000 But we walked him recently.

00:53:18.000 He shet like three times. 0.69

00:53:19.000 Is that normal?

00:53:20.000 No, that means you hadn't walked him enough.

00:53:22.000 Yeah.

00:53:22.000 It should be one shit per walk.

00:53:24.000 Are you walking him twice a day?

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:26.000 Okay.

00:53:27.000 Feeding twice a day, walking twice a day.

00:53:29.000 Lots of love in between.

00:53:30.000 We love the little guy.

00:53:33.000 So go back to that quote.

00:53:34.000 Here's the tangled web feminism has woven. 1.00

00:53:38.000 I don't know if I'm being petty here, but I feel like I'm not.

00:53:40.000 You're also fucking pretty.

00:53:42.000 You're definitely being pretty.

00:53:43.000 I'm not sure if you're being petty.

00:53:45.000 So my ex-husband remarried and has kids with his wife.

00:53:48.000 Okay.

00:53:49.000 She owns a business, and I found out, none of your business, that she makes almost a million dollars a year. 0.99

00:53:54.000 My ex works and gives me $900 a month in child support for our daughter.

00:53:58.000 That doesn't sound like a ton.

00:54:01.000 No, I know a fireman who pays half his salary, so that's $40,000 a year.

00:54:07.000 $900 a month is under $12,000.

00:54:09.000 It's what, $11,000 or something?

00:54:12.000 But I don't think it's fair.

00:54:14.000 I told him that it would be nice if he sent me more for my daughter.

00:54:16.000 He told me that his wife and his accounts are not together.

00:54:20.000 But honestly, I want to take him and his wife to court to get the max amount I can for my daughter.

00:54:24.000 I work from home and my husband is in the army, but we are struggling.

00:54:28.000 It would be nice to have that additional money.

00:54:34.000 You shouldn't get any of the wife's money. 1.00

00:54:36.000 That's insane.

00:54:38.000 But he should be paying more than $900 a month.

00:54:44.000 But isn't this a mess?

00:54:46.000 Or how about women paying alimony and child support to men because they make more money? 1.00

00:54:51.000 Now he remarries and she's got to pay for some family she's never even heard of?

00:54:57.000 What a fucking mess it all is.

00:55:00.000 And that's why, to bookend this, that's why those feminazis, those Antifa fatties, are burning down churches. 0.95

00:55:11.000 Because we had this figured out.

00:55:13.000 It was called the family.

00:55:14.000 It was called a Christian lifestyle.

00:55:17.000 It was called loving your kids, building a home for them, the dad working hard.

00:55:22.000 Then we got into the sexual revolution.

00:55:24.000 Then we got into porn.

00:55:26.000 Then we got into divorce.

00:55:28.000 And now fat pigs are burning down churches in their flip-flops while lonely women beg strangers for money. 1.00

00:55:36.000 And some liberal moron talks about child rape like it was a bummer of a Monday.

00:55:48.000 All right, let's have some fun now.

00:55:50.000 That's getting too serious.

00:55:51.000 AOC doesn't know what capitalism is.

00:55:54.000 Speaking of feminism. 1.00

00:55:58.000 Go show this.

00:56:01.000 Okay, go down to Sean's, that she's reacting to.

00:56:09.000 Yeah.

00:56:12.000 So, using capitalism to push socialism, branding the U.S. left, AOC makes a push into political merchandise.

00:56:18.000 So she's got a whole brand of clothing now, all of it emblazoned with AOC.

00:56:24.000 What was her previous one?

00:56:25.000 Was that drink water and don't be racist?

00:56:27.000 That's correct.

00:56:27.000 And then Ilhan Omars is the proud boys mottled, fuck around and find out, which shows that she doesn't Google things.

00:56:37.000 Like, how could you not know that, that FOFA has been taken by your arch enemies?

00:56:42.000 So Sean Spicer says it's capitalism.

00:56:45.000 And then she goes, not sure if you know this, Sean, just like Joy Reid with this, like, you're dumb tone.

00:56:51.000 Not sure if you know this, Sean, but transactions aren't capitalism.

00:56:54.000 Capitalism is a system that prioritizes profit at any and all human environmental cost.

00:57:00.000 Who says?

00:57:05.000 But FWIW, for what it's worth, our shop is unionized, doesn't operate for profit, and funds projects like free tutoring, food programs, and local organizing.

00:57:18.000 Yeah, that's capitalism, my dear.

00:57:21.000 Just because you chose not to take a profit, and by the way, profit is a very loose term.

00:57:27.000 That's totally up to you what you define as costs.

00:57:30.000 Maybe costs are a company car.

00:57:32.000 Maybe a cost is for all the employees to go on a vacation, just like the Dems did in Texas.

00:57:38.000 And then Tim Poole.

00:57:40.000 Listen, look, look.

00:57:42.000 AOC, listen, I don't hate her, man, but she's stupid. 1.00

00:57:46.000 Could it be the whole time AOC just never Googled the word capitalism?

00:57:50.000 Definition of capitalism, an economic system characterized by private or corporate ownership of capital goods.

00:57:57.000 That's who owns AOC's goods, her corporation. 0.85

00:58:01.000 I'm sure she has an LLC.

00:58:03.000 By investments that are determined by private decision.

00:58:06.000 Yep, she privately, the government did not pay for these t-shirts.

00:58:11.000 And by prices, production, and the distribution of goods that are determined mainly by competition in a free market.

00:58:19.000 Now, the going rate for those kind of t-shirts is like $25 or so.

00:58:23.000 She can't charge $250.

00:58:25.000 She's not going to charge $2.

00:58:28.000 So the free market Is determining roughly the cost of her shirt. 0.99

00:58:33.000 So just because she decides to tweak it and be generous, that means she's a good capitalist, a nice capitalist, a benevolent capitalist.

00:58:40.000 You're still a capitalist, you stupid horse-faced bitch. 1.00

00:58:47.000 And then finally, while we're talking about communism and socialism, some subscriber sent in a clip from Scarface that is great.

00:58:57.000 I saw a clip I'm not going to show on the show yesterday of a woman bawling her eyes out hysterical at a Cuban police station as her son bled to death because he had been beaten so severely and there was no chance of him being taken to hospital.

00:59:12.000 So she's hysterically jumping up and down crying as her son dies 15 feet from her, locked away.

00:59:19.000 She can't go be with him.

00:59:21.000 And she's just crying, melting down hysterically.

00:59:24.000 And she's also crying because she knows there's no hope.

00:59:27.000 She's heard of this happening.

00:59:28.000 This is not new.

00:59:29.000 So I think an American would be more like, what the fuck's going on?

00:59:31.000 Hey, help. 0.99

00:59:32.000 You know, calling for someone, trying to get through the wall, help.

00:59:37.000 We need to get in there.

00:59:38.000 The Cuban has been through this before.

00:59:40.000 She's heard of this a million times.

00:59:41.000 So she just resolves herself to the death of her son.

00:59:45.000 As Al Pacino is about to tell us about.

00:59:54.000 Why is he calling a Jews?

01:00:02.000 Why is he making all the Jews? 1.00

01:00:04.000 I don't know.

01:00:05.000 That's not cool.

01:00:06.000 Usually not a police officer.

01:00:07.000 He looks Irish to me.

01:00:09.000 Yeah.

01:00:09.000 He's got a little button nose.

01:00:15.000 What do you like?

01:00:21.000 Do you want to be like a cheap?

01:00:22.000 Like all those other people, man?

01:00:34.000 Looking after you, watching everything you do, everything you say, man.

01:00:38.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:00:40.000 I got fucking knocked the push coming out of my fucking ears, man.

01:00:43.000 I got the fucking watching shoes, my pitch coming through.

01:00:46.000 Would you be like that?

01:00:49.000 Would you want me to stand there and do nothing?

01:00:51.000 I'm no fucking criminal.

01:00:53.000 I know boot of a thief.

01:00:55.000 I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cooper.

01:00:59.000 And I want my fucking human right now.

01:01:03.000 Nope.

01:01:05.000 And that's socialism.

01:01:07.000 Let's check in on communism.

01:01:10.000 Remember Yao Min? 0.53

01:01:13.000 Ming? 0.57

01:01:14.000 Hold on.

01:01:14.000 I'm going to get a measuring tape.

01:01:17.000 Go to 21B and check out this chick. 1.00

01:01:21.000 Okay, I'll be right back.

01:01:29.000 We're camera throughing it right now, and we're also going to show this tall Chinese lady. 0.99

01:01:38.000 Wow.

01:01:41.000 That's a tall person.

01:01:43.000 I believe a tape measure is about to enter the Ming.

01:01:47.000 Scintillating.

01:01:48.000 Scintillating co-hosting.

01:01:50.000 Okay, so...

01:01:53.000 Well, let me.

01:01:55.000 I don't know.

01:01:56.000 I can handle it.

01:01:57.000 So, what's his name?

01:01:58.000 Yao Ming is seven feet six inches, I believe.

01:02:02.000 Right?

01:02:03.000 Now, this tape measure is probably a couple inches on the base.

01:02:07.000 So I'll go seven feet.

01:02:09.000 I'll go four inches.

01:02:11.000 That'll be.

01:02:13.000 So this is Yao Ming.

01:02:20.000 Wait, let me go over here.

01:02:26.000 Look at that.

01:02:32.000 He's as tall as me, like this.

01:02:34.000 With my hand, my arm outstretched.

01:02:38.000 And he was bred by the Chinese communist government.

01:02:42.000 We need to hire a big, tall man.

01:02:44.000 I want a tall guy to play basketball.

01:02:47.000 You! 0.99

01:02:48.000 You! 0.99

01:02:49.000 They found the two tallest players in China, basketball players.

01:02:52.000 You fucky, you fucking make a baby now. 1.00

01:02:57.000 And they did.

01:02:58.000 Is this okay, Emperor?

01:03:00.000 Yeah, not bad.

01:03:01.000 Seven feet, six.

01:03:02.000 Pretty good.

01:03:03.000 Pretty good.

01:03:04.000 And they're doing it regularly.

01:03:06.000 Making basketball players fuck.

01:03:09.000 Check out that girl. 1.00

01:03:12.000 How fucked up is this?

01:03:14.000 She's not going to get dangled out of a balcony window by less, is the good news.

01:03:19.000 She can take less. 0.60

01:03:21.000 She can take less, get it? 1.00

01:03:23.000 Ah.

01:03:24.000 Was Yao Ming bred?

01:03:27.000 Let's see if the Chinese propaganda can crack Discover magazine. 0.65

01:03:33.000 Yao had essentially been bred.

01:03:36.000 Come back to generation to assure that the size was embedded in the bloodline.

01:03:39.000 The result, Yao Ming was a baby behemoth who just kept getting bigger.

01:03:43.000 Go up to the subhead.

01:03:46.000 The subhead?

01:03:47.000 Do you know what a subhead is?

01:03:48.000 Dude is tall, so are his parents.

01:03:50.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:03:52.000 So that's the depraved world we're fighting.

01:03:55.000 And it's important to remember that the number one thing communists do is call you racist.

01:04:01.000 That's why you didn't hear about racism until the mid-90s when socialism was making power, gaining strength.

01:04:09.000 And now that socialists are really getting their stride, you're called a racist every day.

01:04:15.000 Because that's their mantra.

01:04:21.000 Let's jump to racism.

01:04:22.000 How long have we been on for?

01:04:24.000 An hour and a couple minutes.

01:04:28.000 That was racist, guys.

01:04:32.000 It's nice to see a black guy fucking nailing it for a change. 1.00

01:04:37.000 22A.

01:04:39.000 This is the dude who I don't think he sees that when you follow him, Wilford Riley, we get to see what you clicked like on.

01:04:50.000 And about once a day, he clicks like on a perverted tweet from some young girl saying like, me when I want to get dicked Down real hard or like missing sucking dicks.

01:05:06.000 And they appear there.

01:05:07.000 And he's like, my age.

01:05:13.000 I don't think you're going to find it.

01:05:15.000 Maybe they happen like once a week.

01:05:18.000 But it's usually some 19-year-old girl talking about how she's addicted to blowjobs or something. 0.99

01:05:24.000 And he clicks like.

01:05:26.000 I'm down.

01:05:27.000 Wait, then I don't know what that is.

01:05:29.000 I remember you bringing this up before.

01:05:31.000 Yeah, I started collecting them on my phone.

01:05:34.000 I'll put them all together one day.

01:05:36.000 That's so good.

01:05:37.000 But what's this one?

01:05:40.000 Yeah, so those are all normal.

01:05:43.000 But anyway, get back to him.

01:05:44.000 So he says something cool that I like.

01:05:46.000 And something I've been screaming forever.

01:05:48.000 The actual gun problem in the USA is that young, fatherless men in the gang scene, mostly but not entirely people of color, are shooting each other with cheap, illegal handguns.

01:06:00.000 That's it.

01:06:00.000 Now what to do?

01:06:03.000 But what are the responses?

01:06:06.000 I know what to do.

01:06:07.000 And welfare.

01:06:08.000 Genuinely curious why it's important to note their skin color.

01:06:12.000 Okay, I'll tell you, sir, because 20 blacks are murdered by blacks a day. 0.82

01:06:18.000 About two whites are killed by whites a day.

01:06:21.000 Blacks are 14% of the population, but the blacks I'm talking about that are killing each other are the 18 to 25 males. 1.00

01:06:30.000 So now we're down to like 3 or 4% of the population, making up basically all the murders.

01:06:35.000 That's why race is irrelevant. 0.97

01:06:39.000 Socioeconomic.

01:06:40.000 No, no, no.

01:06:41.000 See, I hate this argument.

01:06:42.000 It's just poor people.

01:06:44.000 This is a Meadow Soprano said this to Tony.

01:06:47.000 If you think it's all just poverty, then you're equally comfortable here in New York walking around, I want to say Port Jervis.

01:06:59.000 My mind just went blank.

01:07:00.000 Greenpoint.

01:07:01.000 Walking around Greenpoint, Brooklyn at night as you are walking around East New York.

01:07:06.000 Greenpoint, Brooklyn is all Polex. 1.00

01:07:08.000 They're all broke, impoverished.

01:07:10.000 A lot of drunks on the street, drinking, barfing.

01:07:14.000 I used to live there.

01:07:14.000 It sucks.

01:07:16.000 But there's zero crime in the Polish neighborhoods.

01:07:20.000 East New York has one murder every single day.

01:07:24.000 So it's not a poverty thing, I'm afraid.

01:07:28.000 Well, Gavin, you said that black Sam welfare leads to fatherlessness.

01:07:32.000 What about white psalm welfare?

01:07:34.000 I don't know why.

01:07:35.000 That's a whole other argument.

01:07:37.000 I think you're right that welfare seems to be much worse for the black family than the white family. 0.89

01:07:43.000 And it also seems to lead to more crime.

01:07:46.000 I don't know if I have to discover why.

01:07:50.000 I think I know why.

01:07:53.000 And I think I know why.

01:07:56.000 But that's the solution.

01:07:58.000 You know, in the 1930s and 40s, blacks appeared in the crime stats about the same as whites, and that was pre-shattering the family with welfare. 0.62

01:08:08.000 Speaking of blackness, 22B, this kind of bothered me. 1.00

01:08:12.000 This dude said something shitty.

01:08:15.000 I forget what it was, but he does an apology, and his career doesn't even take a timeout.

01:08:21.000 Oh, Stephen A. Smith?

01:08:22.000 Yeah.

01:08:23.000 Oh.

01:08:25.000 ESPN Stephen A. Smith finally apologizes for comments he made regarding Shohei Otani not being the face of baseball comments he made regarding Shohei Otani not being the face of baseball because he needs an interpreter to communicate after making the initial comments on first take after the outrage ensued he actually doubled down on social media continuing to argue his point before finally waving the white flag admitting that it was harmful to the Asian community and

01:08:54.000 apologizing on Monday's episode of first take Stephen A. Smith said when you talk about actually gravitating towards the tube or to the ballpark to actually watch a guy it doesn't help that the number one face is a dude who needs an interpreter to know what the hell he's saying I feel the same way yes I agree this bugs me about Canelo you know he's possibly the greatest boxer in the world right now and he can't be bothered to learn English it's easy plus you're white dude it's in your blood somewhere

01:11:33.000 if anyone in atlantic complains about a lack of police presence, they just need to be sent this video.

01:11:40.000 Look, I can't breathe.

01:11:41.000 They all have Black Lives Matter shirts on, too.

01:11:56.000 Okay, bye.

01:11:57.000 Sorry to bother you.

01:11:59.000 You called me.

01:12:03.000 I guess I'll ignore the call next time.

01:12:05.000 Cops, if you're watching, I used to say, I don't blame you if you don't do your job.

01:12:11.000 Now I say, don't do your job.

01:12:14.000 You know, I was just the cop in that scenario in my head, and I, like, somebody hit the car, and I, like, flipped out, did some really bad thing.

01:12:25.000 And I said, the stronger thing to do is just drive away.

01:12:28.000 Yeah.

01:12:29.000 And it's hard.

01:12:30.000 I'll tell you what, if I was that cop, I'd be thinking, all right, I want to get the fuck out of here.

01:12:34.000 Am I going to get fired for leaving?

01:12:36.000 Right.

01:12:36.000 Yeah, you're fucked.

01:12:37.000 So what I want to do is, I want to establish I'm here to help.

01:12:42.000 Is anyone asking for my help?

01:12:43.000 Fuck you, fucking pick. 0.97

01:12:45.000 All right.

01:12:45.000 So that's a no?

01:12:46.000 Right.

01:12:47.000 It's a clear no?

01:12:51.000 I'm on tape saying I tried.

01:12:54.000 This is kind of a long story.

01:12:56.000 I don't like this hate thing.

01:12:57.000 It's very distracting.

01:12:58.000 Change to another one or crop it out.

01:13:05.000 So I'm at a party in Montreal.

01:13:06.000 This is in the early 90s.

01:13:09.000 And I'm sleeping with my girlfriend Jackie.

01:13:12.000 I got a boner.

01:13:14.000 Cop comes into, it's her bedroom.

01:13:16.000 She lives in a big artist loft with a couple other people.

01:13:21.000 Asian guy, she was Asian, Jackie Toe. 1.00

01:13:24.000 And the cop comes in.

01:13:26.000 He goes, get the fuck up, get out of here.

01:13:28.000 And I'm like, what's going on?

01:13:29.000 He goes, both of you up and out.

01:13:32.000 Okay, so I get dressed with him standing there watching me, seeing my boner.

01:13:36.000 And she takes us both outside and makes us leave, then searches the whole place.

01:13:46.000 And then I think we were eventually allowed to get back in.

01:13:50.000 So I filed a complaint with the police.

01:13:52.000 And I said, why am I being kicked out of essentially my house, my girlfriend's house?

01:13:56.000 We live there.

01:13:58.000 And you're making me, you're staring at me with your hand on your gun as I get dressed.

01:14:03.000 And of course, Montreal is very socialist.

01:14:06.000 If you have a problem with your landlord or the police, it's a red carpet to retribution.

01:14:12.000 They probably were going to cut the cop's balls off. 0.81

01:14:16.000 So the cop has to take a day off work while I go meet him.

01:14:19.000 And as far as the story goes so far, I think that's pretty legit, right?

01:14:23.000 We were having a party.

01:14:23.000 It was kind of noisy.

01:14:24.000 Just because there's a party, you don't get to march everyone outside of their own home with no warrant.

01:14:32.000 So I sit down with the cops and I explain what I just explained to you.

01:14:36.000 And they go, and then the lawyer, the mediator goes, well, what's your side of the story?

01:14:40.000 And they go, we arrived at the residence.

01:14:42.000 We had complaints about noise.

01:14:44.000 We said, who lives here?

01:14:46.000 And no one would take responsibility.

01:14:49.000 So we said, if no one lives here, then you're all breaking and entering.

01:14:56.000 And I'm going to have to arrest everyone.

01:14:57.000 What is this, like a squat?

01:14:58.000 Did you break into someone's house and then start a party?

01:15:01.000 And no one said a word.

01:15:04.000 And so when he came into the room, Jackie's room, she never said, this is my room, by the way.

01:15:10.000 Didn't occur to her, I guess.

01:15:12.000 We were just two fuckers who had like gone to a party, gone to broken into house, and maybe the family was away on vacation, and we were just banging on their rug.

01:15:23.000 Right.

01:15:24.000 And the cop says, you can't do that here.

01:15:27.000 You got to go.

01:15:28.000 And eventually they found out that whose name was on the lease, and it was this Hurbasian buddy who was a graffiti artist who got caught doing graffiti, and he was on probation, and he was scared that having a party would violate his probation, and he was going to get more charges.

01:15:42.000 So he pussied out, which is one pussy move. 1.00

01:15:46.000 But then when he found out I was filing a complaint with the police, he didn't tell me the story.

01:15:52.000 So the cop goes, I can't believe he never told you any of this.

01:15:56.000 And you just wasted everyone's day.

01:15:58.000 And I just said, I can't believe it either.

01:16:01.000 I would like to sincerely apologize to you two gentlemen for wasting your fucking time.

01:16:07.000 I'm mortified.

01:16:08.000 I'm never going to, I'm going to kick this guy's ass, actually.

01:16:12.000 I have a crime to go commit.

01:16:14.000 Yeah.

01:16:14.000 I have to go commit assault.

01:16:17.000 And they just, and then the mediator was so bummed, too, because he hated cops, and he was so excited to get a case.

01:16:23.000 They probably have a huge anti-cop budget that I'm sorry I used.

01:16:28.000 And I met him.

01:16:29.000 I didn't beat him up.

01:16:30.000 I was just like, what the fuck's the matter with you?

01:16:31.000 He goes, it was really dangerous for me.

01:16:32.000 I go, you fucking pussy. 1.00

01:16:35.000 You knew I was doing that.

01:16:36.000 He goes, yeah, I thought it was already set in motion.

01:16:41.000 I'm a graffiti artist.

01:16:46.000 All right.

01:16:48.000 We're running out of time here.

01:16:49.000 The meandering.

01:16:50.000 Let's do some meandering because there's been some big news.

01:16:55.000 Got our background.

01:16:57.000 And that's that.

01:16:58.000 This is my favorite background.

01:17:01.000 Pretty great.

01:17:02.000 I like the battery.

01:17:04.000 It's very subtle, that little battery.

01:17:05.000 We got to get the dude who did the hate one just to take that hate out.

01:17:08.000 Or maybe you can put a black bar over it or something.

01:17:11.000 I could.

01:17:12.000 Absolutely.

01:17:14.000 This isn't as distracting for some reason.

01:17:16.000 A large part of it is stable.

01:17:18.000 Two-thirds of it are relatively stable.

01:17:20.000 Yeah.

01:17:21.000 The other one's a lot of.

01:17:21.000 Okay, so I sent you this separately because I forgot to put it in the notes.

01:17:27.000 We got the first charge for the meandering, and it's eight months.

01:17:30.000 Now, I know sane patriots like yourself go, what the fuck?

01:17:34.000 Eight months for meandering?

01:17:36.000 Eight months is six months.

01:17:39.000 Six months in jail is nothing.

01:17:41.000 It's very inconvenient, and probation is a pain in the ass.

01:17:47.000 But, dude, the numbers I was hearing from Joe Biggs' lawyer and other people involved were 5 to 20.

01:17:56.000 Years.

01:17:58.000 That's like suicide numbers.

01:18:02.000 20 years, just kill yourself.

01:18:05.000 So single felony cases.

01:18:07.000 So, that's a plea deal.

01:18:09.000 Yeah, I hope I can't imagine anyone not taking a plea in this case when they see the bias going on.

01:18:16.000 I mean, the fact that they're in solitary is proof that it's a biased court.

01:18:21.000 So, do not go to court on this.

01:18:24.000 You will definitely lose.

01:18:26.000 A lot of people say it's like a failure, like it's like a principle thing.

01:18:32.000 Like, I never want to say I'm guilty for something I'm not.

01:18:35.000 But it's like folding in a game.

01:18:37.000 It's a game.

01:18:38.000 You have to fold something to win.

01:18:40.000 There's no justice.

01:18:42.000 So, I'd understand in a just world, you standing up for yourself and fighting for your rights.

01:18:47.000 Yeah, that sounds great.

01:18:48.000 That's literally in a movie with Gerard Butler where he tortures Jamie Foxx for not going by the book and not taking it to court and letting the murderer go free.

01:19:03.000 And he murders everyone around and blows out.

01:19:05.000 It's a really good movie.

01:19:06.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:19:07.000 Yeah.

01:19:08.000 Law-abiding citizens.

01:19:09.000 Yeah, it's awesome.

01:19:13.000 But that's the movies.

01:19:15.000 Here in real life, proud you go to jail for four years for beating up Antifa, who picked a fight with you and refused to press charges.

01:19:24.000 You know, David Kyriacos, he said, I am going to go to court.

01:19:29.000 And you know why he won?

01:19:30.000 Because he's brown, brown privilege. 0.89

01:19:33.000 If he was white, he'd be in jail with Max and John. 0.92

01:19:37.000 He was there at the exact same time.

01:19:38.000 He was supposed to be on trial with them.

01:19:40.000 There's supposed to be three people on trial.

01:19:41.000 But they got rid of the brown guy because it hurt the narrative.

01:19:44.000 And they also hid John's black wife.

01:19:47.000 So that's good.

01:19:52.000 But I just wanted to mention briefly, we're going a little long here today, that terrorism is totally okay when it's on the left.

01:20:02.000 Barack Obama started his political career at Bill Ayers' house.

01:20:07.000 Bill Ayers was one of the weathermen around the time of the MLK assassination.

01:20:14.000 Terrorism was hot.

01:20:15.000 Even up in Canada, we had the Front de Lébébration du Québec, the FLQ, and they were blowing up buildings, killing the English because they hate us English people and they want Quebec to separate.

01:20:25.000 We had the American Indian Movement.

01:20:26.000 We had the Black Panthers.

01:20:28.000 Terrorism was de rigour, and Bill Ayers was part of that.

01:20:32.000 And he did time.

01:20:33.000 I think he did 10, 15 years for blowing up buildings.

01:20:37.000 They murdered people.

01:20:39.000 But that's cool to the left.

01:20:41.000 So Bill Ayers and Obama were best pals.

01:20:43.000 He started his political career, and then Obama had to separate himself from him because people got real upset about it for some strange reason.

01:20:51.000 But, and then you have the head of Black Lives Matter Finance.

01:20:55.000 What's the most corrupt thing about Black Lives Matter? 1.00

01:20:57.000 Their money.

01:20:58.000 We have the co-founder who has her three properties, including one of them with an airplane hangar, millions of dollars of real estate. 0.99

01:21:05.000 No black college funds, no good things from the BLM money, but plenty of perks. 0.74

01:21:13.000 And that's from Susan Rosenberg, who is their chief of finance, their secretary of finance.

01:21:20.000 And she's a fucking terrorist who also did, I think she did 20 years.

01:21:26.000 And then we have this woman, the Somalian, who got on a school bus and said she has a bomb.

01:21:33.000 And she's still going.

01:21:34.000 That's still cool.

01:21:36.000 That was a cool political statement.

01:21:39.000 Committing a terrorist act, by the way.

01:21:42.000 So she's running.

01:21:43.000 That's three, right?

01:21:46.000 And now, fourth terrorist.

01:21:49.000 Remember, the grannies who went to the Capitol are in solitary confinement because they're evil. 1.00

01:21:53.000 The meandering is unacceptable terrorism.

01:21:56.000 But I'm giving you four prominent Democrat, pro-DNC, totally accepted terrorists.

01:22:02.000 And the newest one is Tracy Stone Manning from another BLM, the Bureau of Land Management.

01:22:08.000 And she would spike trees in Idaho.

01:22:12.000 Now, did she do time for that?

01:22:15.000 By the way, spiking trees is so you can't chop them down, but it's really fucking dangerous.

01:22:20.000 And those spikes can become fragments and kill loggers or kill firemen who are there chopping down trees in order to control a fire, controlled burns.

01:22:31.000 So it's terrorism.

01:22:35.000 What does it say?

01:22:36.000 Tree spiking.

01:22:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:37.000 It's such a stupid thing to do.

01:22:39.000 Explain in an interview, it's very dangerous.

01:22:41.000 The embedded spikes are hard to spot.

01:22:44.000 Chinese style.

01:22:45.000 Stone Manning took a deal for legal immunity with prosecutors in the 1989 case where she took part in tree spiking Clearwater National Forest in Idaho. 0.68

01:22:55.000 Stone Manning testified against other co-conspirators to keep herself out of prison after getting caught. 1.00

01:22:59.000 So not only is she a cunt, she's a snitch. 1.00

01:23:02.000 A terrorist snitch is the head of the Bureau of Land Management.

01:23:08.000 Perfect.

01:23:09.000 So this is why we roll our eyes when they talk about Proud Boys and the meandering.

01:23:20.000 All right, let's jump to the mailbag.

01:23:28.000 Oh, wait.

01:23:30.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:23:35.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:23:40.000 Let me touch it.

01:23:48.000 Lots of running around today.

01:23:49.000 We've got the Yao Ming measuring tape. 0.93

01:23:54.000 Jeez, oh.

01:23:55.000 Yao Ming measuring?

01:23:56.000 Have you seen it?

01:23:58.000 I was going to talk about the fight that they had at Wii Spa with Prowboys and Antifa.

01:24:03.000 That's become ancient news now.

01:24:04.000 One of the problems with this show, especially when I keep it light and chat about stuff.

01:24:10.000 But it's too big of a topic to cram into today's episode.

01:24:14.000 I want to give it some room, so I guess I'll do it Thursday.

01:24:19.000 Right?

01:24:19.000 On the live show?

01:24:20.000 Oh, no, the live shows are now just letters.

01:24:25.000 Letters and calls, calls and letters.

01:24:29.000 Okay, let's fucking look at some shit that we haven't okayed yet.

01:24:41.000 This one's, I haven't seen these yet.

01:24:43.000 I know I like to screen them first, but for some reason my gut is telling me to check out these unscreened ones.

01:24:51.000 Mailbag raw.

01:24:53.000 What?

01:24:53.000 Mailbag raw.

01:24:55.000 Mailbag raw.

01:24:56.000 There's not that many I haven't seen.

01:24:57.000 I haven't seen 10.

01:25:00.000 From Brody, workers removing dead trees from around a building that provides water to the area as children and their teachers chant.

01:25:09.000 And it's patriot tree removal.

01:25:22.000 It's a dead tree.

01:25:24.000 If it falls on the building, you have no water.

01:25:26.000 What are we supposed to do?

01:25:27.000 Where are you taking that woman? 1.00

01:25:28.000 That's a corpse.

01:25:29.000 I'm a funeral director.

01:25:32.000 Stop moving, mommy. 1.00

01:25:37.000 You stole Dar Man from Pat Dixon.

01:25:40.000 Hi, Gavin Rye Guy.

01:25:41.000 You have to see the first minutes of Pat Dixon's TBD show on Compound.

01:25:45.000 A caller claims that you stole Dharman videos from them.

01:25:48.000 And as per usual, it is Ryan's fault.

01:25:50.000 Pat also tries to do a Gavin impression, even though I like Pat.

01:25:53.000 It was not a really good impression.

01:25:55.000 He's the most imitable person on earth.

01:25:58.000 I can't imagine him doing an impression of anyone.

01:26:00.000 Did we steal Dar Man from him? 0.98

01:26:02.000 No.

01:26:03.000 Can you steal Dharman?

01:26:04.000 I don't think we did.

01:26:05.000 No, to be really honest here, you found him, did you not?

01:26:10.000 I think I got him from Reddit Cringe.

01:26:13.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:26:14.000 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

01:26:16.000 So that's a no on that.

01:26:17.000 I mean, I see where you would draw that loclusion.

01:26:21.000 Yeah.

01:26:22.000 By the way, lots of people love Dar Man.

01:26:24.000 If you look up Dar Man on Reddit Cringe, you're going to see a fuckload of them. 1.00

01:26:30.000 So far, I don't see a Dar Man thing. 1.00

01:26:32.000 What's that show now?

01:26:34.000 It's just him and Garrett going over the news.

01:26:37.000 Going over the news.

01:26:38.000 Something not right.

01:26:39.000 Gavin Rye, I'm probably not the only one who noticed, but you and Ryan had something on your faces.

01:26:44.000 What?

01:26:46.000 P.S., make sure you get a Boppy for the fag zone before that baby comes. 1.00

01:26:49.000 I have two boys, two and six, and for me, they're invaluable.

01:26:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:52.000 We already talked about boppies.

01:26:53.000 Boppies.

01:26:56.000 Next time you do a green screen, can you please have Ryan do sign language on his camp so I can understand what you were saying?

01:27:02.000 I'm deaf and can't hear you, so this would help me out.

01:27:05.000 Thanks.

01:27:06.000 You're absolutely correct about natives having powdered earwax. 0.99

01:27:09.000 I also have powder earwax.

01:27:11.000 He's a deaf Indian.

01:27:14.000 Huh.

01:27:19.000 Free speech segments.

01:27:20.000 New subscriber, and I'm loving the content on the site.

01:27:22.000 Please, please, please never remove free speech.

01:27:25.000 This is the first and only platform I have seen where differing ideologies are constructively and positively argued.

01:27:30.000 This is what is missing in the mainstream.

01:27:32.000 I totally agree with you, sir.

01:27:34.000 It's an integral part of American culture to have both sides arguing a point.

01:27:39.000 They won't come on my show.

01:27:41.000 The shows you saw with Candace Owens, Cornell West, cost me $50,000 in total.

01:27:48.000 That was my budget.

01:27:49.000 And I hoped it would last years.

01:27:52.000 I was hoping, like, you know, plane, hotel.

01:27:57.000 Wouldn't this be plane?

01:28:00.000 Hotel?

01:28:02.000 You went like this for plane.

01:28:06.000 The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.

01:28:11.000 The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.

01:28:17.000 The rain in Spain, oh, it falls not on flat land, but on actual aviation on the plane.

01:28:24.000 Machines.

01:28:25.000 Aircraft?

01:28:25.000 Well, you have to specify.

01:28:29.000 So yeah, I'm not prepared to spend that kind of money again.

01:28:32.000 I'm not paying $10,000 to get a liberal in here.

01:28:36.000 Sorry.

01:28:40.000 But if anyone can get me a liberal, I'd love to get them on the show.

01:28:44.000 I've played some of these for others, and they are surprised how both sides really want the same thing.

01:28:49.000 Yes.

01:28:50.000 Just like my buddy arguing about cops, we have very, very different opinions.

01:28:54.000 I say 5% are evil shitheads, but even they don't want to jeopardize their pension.

01:28:59.000 He says it's more like 50%.

01:29:01.000 Okay, that's quite a gap.

01:29:03.000 But differences of opinion come down to percentages.

01:29:08.000 And I'm sure we could go through cases.

01:29:10.000 We could lock ourselves in a room and go through like a thousand cases, and I could show him the 5% and why his number is too high.

01:29:18.000 He might get mine up.

01:29:19.000 Maybe I go up to 8, and he comes down.

01:29:23.000 50% is ridiculous.

01:29:25.000 It's retarded. 1.00

01:29:26.000 I get him down to like 20.

01:29:28.000 Okay, now we're 12% off.

01:29:32.000 Does that really justify an American divorce?

01:29:37.000 Hey, Gavin, is it ever right for a man to enjoy food this much?

01:29:41.000 No.

01:29:42.000 I don't even know what the video is.

01:29:52.000 Why does this look scary?

01:29:55.000 That guy does not get laid. 1.00

01:29:59.000 If you get laid a normal amount, then when you eat, you go, this is good, but it's no blowjob.

01:30:07.000 Eh.

01:30:08.000 Gross.

01:30:12.000 You guys made the CBC yet again.

01:30:14.000 Hey there, Gaping McAnis and Ryan Catchit Retardo.

01:30:18.000 Another school marm penned an article about the Proud Boys.

01:30:21.000 I found the analytics they used interesting, as it's definitely part of a CSIS data mining project aligned with Facebook.

01:30:28.000 Like you guys more than a friend.

01:30:31.000 So the article says Canadian right-wing extremism increased online during the pandemic.

01:30:38.000 Let me guess.

01:30:39.000 What really increased was you monitoring speech and deciding what is offensive, and therefore there's more of them.

01:30:47.000 Report warns extreme right-wing activity could rise as lockdown restrictions are lowered.

01:30:51.000 Let me see if she mentions the G-Dog.

01:30:54.000 Zero mention of me.

01:30:56.000 Interesting.

01:30:57.000 What they say about proud boys.

01:30:59.000 I've never seen that word.

01:31:01.000 Febrile?

01:31:02.000 What word?

01:31:03.000 Febrile.

01:31:04.000 Me neither.

01:31:06.000 A febrile environment?

01:31:08.000 I like it.

01:31:08.000 Fedrile.

01:31:10.000 Febrile.

01:31:12.000 In February, a month after the attack on the U.S. Capitol, blah, blah, blah, announced they were being added to the extremist list.

01:31:20.000 We identified two Telegram channels hosting supporters and members of the Canadian Proud Boys, which at the time of writing were still active despite the group's designation as a terrorist group.

01:31:29.000 Wow, that's some great evidence that it's on the rise.

01:31:32.000 They didn't stop after they were told they're terrorists.

01:31:38.000 They didn't stop communicating.

01:31:39.000 It's almost like they're not terrorists or something like that.

01:31:42.000 That's not proof, you silly school marm, sexless old sow. 1.00

01:31:48.000 Look at her.

01:31:50.000 Well, that's not her. 0.63

01:31:51.000 Let's see where she. 1.00

01:31:53.000 There she is.

01:31:55.000 Isn't that the quintessential boomerangry woman liberal? 1.00

01:31:59.000 She's a senior reporter.

01:32:02.000 All right, sorry.

01:32:05.000 I should wrap this up soon.

01:32:09.000 Gavin, I just got back from vacation in Lake Tahoe for the first time where I was there, visited.

01:32:13.000 While I was there, I visited Squaw Valley Ski Resort.

01:32:16.000 I quickly bought two last season shirts while I was there because they are renaming the resort because the word squaw is now considered offensive.

01:32:23.000 It kind of is.

01:32:24.000 I call my wife the squaw, but it's tongue-in-cheek and rude. 1.00

01:32:28.000 Since you would be in the know, do American Indians consider this offensive?

01:32:30.000 I rather doubt it.

01:32:31.000 My experience has been American Indians don't find anything offensive.

01:32:34.000 They're a very comedy-based people, and I'm talking about all tribes.

01:32:39.000 In the past 10 years, they have been encouraged to be uptight about shit, and they have become relatively woke.

01:32:46.000 In 2004, something like 4% of American Indians interviewed had a problem with the name Redskins.

01:32:52.000 Now it's up to like 70.

01:32:55.000 But that's just because they see everyone else making money and they go, okay, yeah, I'm offended.

01:33:00.000 But it is a derogatory term.

01:33:06.000 Lastly, I was wondering if you have any idea why a shit ton of interviewers, podcast folks, all wear headphones when they're sitting just feet from one another.

01:33:13.000 It seems ridiculous after watching you and Anthony and the guys on Compound for years.

01:33:17.000 I agree.

01:33:19.000 And I did a podcast once called, Can I Ask You a Question?

01:33:24.000 Where I would ask celebrities the same 10 questions, like what was the worst fight with your brother?

01:33:28.000 Stuff like that.

01:33:29.000 I did that at Red Bull Studios with headphones on.

01:33:32.000 Does that come up anywhere?

01:33:34.000 See?

01:33:35.000 Can I ask you a question, Gavin McInnes?

01:33:38.000 Put, can I ask you a question in quotes and try to do it in under 10 minutes.

01:33:45.000 And I'd be having these headphones.

01:33:46.000 I'm talking to Fred Armison, and I can hear like the spit in his mouth.

01:33:53.000 Justin Thoreau was on it, and we were both talking about how I can hear like your teeth.

01:33:58.000 I don't need to hear that much.

01:34:02.000 It makes you less likely to yell, too, which is a great part of any show.

01:34:05.000 And there's a sound cloud.

01:34:07.000 You can get it.

01:34:08.000 You can get it.

01:34:10.000 None of those people are my friend anymore.

01:34:12.000 Zoom in on that.

01:34:14.000 So Jeff Jensen's still my friend.

01:34:16.000 Justin Thoreau dumped me.

01:34:18.000 LaShia Elaine was just a random black chick. 1.00

01:34:20.000 Matt Sweeney's not interested.

01:34:22.000 Tony dumped me for dog stuff.

01:34:24.000 Fred dumped me.

01:34:25.000 Megan, I think she might privately still speak to me.

01:34:29.000 Cooper Boone's done with me.

01:34:30.000 That weird tranny's done. 1.00

01:34:32.000 Scott Campbell, dumped me.

01:34:33.000 David Cross, no.

01:34:34.000 Oh, the black guy's still cool.

01:34:37.000 Sherrod, we're still buddies.

01:34:40.000 Harmar, you know, Harmar got canceled recently.

01:34:42.000 He got me too'd.

01:34:44.000 They tend to come back to daddy when they've been me too.

01:34:46.000 Tom Shalot, Tom Shalou never left my side.

01:34:49.000 And I assume Sid has given up.

01:34:52.000 Looks like a handsome Will.

01:34:56.000 Who's the other ex-friend?

01:34:58.000 Schultz.

01:34:59.000 I think a hotter Bill Schultz.

01:35:01.000 He's in the band for Jimmy Fallon or Seth McFarlane.

01:35:05.000 Oh, no shit.

01:35:07.000 Hey God, I know I'm guilty of this, but maybe the reason people and a lot of women send you these massive letters is because they feel very connected and encouraged by you when it comes to mailbag and its ideas.

01:35:17.000 I know you read through them before you start the show, but maybe shouldn't be so overtly encouraging, even if it comes from a good place.

01:35:23.000 I'm saying it seems like you've been weirded out by them for a while.

01:35:27.000 So maybe tone down how accepting you are because you're going to get a lot of people who will feel attached.

01:35:32.000 Okay.

01:35:33.000 I'll try to be meaner.

01:35:38.000 The best episode of the Gavin McInnes show was the one you did blindfolded.

01:35:42.000 It was a really early one.

01:35:43.000 I don't remember the episode number.

01:35:44.000 At the end of the episode, you took off the blindfold and then you were mad because you realized that you should not have had crazy or you realized that you should have had crazy elaborate eye makeup underneath the whole time and the reveal would have been hilarious because no one would have been expecting it.

01:35:58.000 I think that was long ago and not many would remember it.

01:36:00.000 And if you have a fresh opportunity to do it now at the new show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:36:03.000 All right.

01:36:08.000 A cure for Grover arms.

01:36:11.000 Low T. I've had my T checked and it's not low at all.

01:36:14.000 In fact, the doctor didn't want to give me any.

01:36:16.000 Remember I told you I took that ball stuff for a while?

01:36:20.000 I've been in the fitness world for the 20 years.

01:36:22.000 I'm a personal trainer.

01:36:23.000 I'm starting to get my certified, blah, blah, blah.

01:36:25.000 So I'm not millennial explaining.

01:36:27.000 I do have a trainer, you realize.

01:36:29.000 I was with him today.

01:36:35.000 Lift heavy weights.

01:36:36.000 The goal is to activate.

01:36:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:38.000 That has occurred to me, dude.

01:36:42.000 Today was brutal.

01:36:43.000 We had to take...

01:36:44.000 Tell me if this sounds brutal to you, Ryan.

01:36:47.000 15, two 15s, right?

01:36:52.000 15 like this.

01:36:54.000 And then 15 like this.

01:36:58.000 And then you move down to 12s, same thing, 15, 15.

01:37:01.000 And then 10s, 15, 15.

01:37:03.000 Right.

01:37:04.000 Yeah, it's doing the, I forget what they call it, like a pyramid thing or whatever, where you slowly decrease it.

01:37:09.000 The same thing again, but holding the 15s like this and going like this.

01:37:14.000 Two of them, or that's one?

01:37:15.000 Two of them.

01:37:16.000 Okay, yeah.

01:37:17.000 And then this, 15, and then 12, and then 10.

01:37:22.000 And then these were the worst ones.

01:37:24.000 Leaving your arms outstretched with the 15s and then coming in. 1.00

01:37:27.000 That does suck.

01:37:29.000 I was screaming.

01:37:30.000 Yeah, those things are bad.

01:37:32.000 Any of those, the like extend when you're extended out like that, that sucks.

01:37:38.000 Or also doing the lateral raises.

01:37:40.000 Yeah, we did those on Tuesday.

01:37:42.000 I'll lean out.

01:37:43.000 But it sucks because someone walks in and they see you with 15-pound weights.

01:37:46.000 They look like women's weights. 1.00

01:37:47.000 Yeah, I know.

01:37:47.000 But you have to get to your exercise really quick.

01:37:50.000 And then you look cool.

01:37:52.000 Sometimes I use 12s.

01:37:54.000 Like 12.5s or whatever those are for this.

01:37:59.000 You ever do these?

01:38:02.000 Yeah.

01:38:02.000 It's like you're on a decline, but you're going to be able to do it.

01:38:04.000 That looks like it's for your triceps.

01:38:06.000 Long head triceps.

01:38:07.000 Yeah.

01:38:08.000 Just watched the show for Monday.

01:38:09.000 I was surprised to see you play the same two songs you played last week with the same commentary on them.

01:38:14.000 It was so blatant that I actually wondered if it was a circle back joke.

01:38:18.000 Then I remembered what you were saying about your brain thing.

01:38:20.000 Maybe it's time to see a doctor.

01:38:21.000 I'm starting to worry about my little guy.

01:38:24.000 I know you said you didn't want to cover election fraud anymore, but the Arizona hearing was last Thursday.

01:38:28.000 More fraud was exposed in Georgia, and now PA and Wisconsin want to do audits as well.

01:38:34.000 You know what we should have ready?

01:38:35.000 And I'll do this.

01:38:36.000 When I go on holiday, I'll still work hard.

01:38:39.000 And we should put together five rock-hard boner smasher examples of election fraud.

01:38:48.000 Hell yeah.

01:38:49.000 Because every time you talk to a liberal, they go, tell me one thing.

01:38:52.000 Give me one example.

01:38:54.000 And you sound like those people that hate Trump because you go, where to begin?

01:38:59.000 Arizona, the bag that was pulled out late at night, stopping people from monitoring them.

01:39:07.000 The whole concept of mail-in ballots in the first place.

01:39:10.000 The Dems bitching about the machines themselves.

01:39:14.000 Go to 270.

01:39:15.000 Did you mention the Pennsylvania, like they were ordered to stop counting and they just...

01:39:19.000 Oh, yeah, because of a water leak?

01:39:21.000 Yeah.

01:39:22.000 No, that was one of them.

01:39:23.000 But then there was one where the court, the local court ordered them to stop counting votes, and they didn't.

01:39:31.000 They just didn't stop.

01:39:33.000 In Pennsylvania.

01:39:34.000 Okay, go back to the notes and do 2-7.

01:39:40.000 All right.

01:39:44.000 1.5 million views.

01:39:46.000 This is the Dems worried that Trump was going to win in 2020, saying everything Mike Lindell says.

01:39:54.000 I continue to think that our voting machines are too vulnerable.

01:39:56.000 But researchers have repeatedly demonstrated that ballot recording machines and other voting systems are susceptible to tempering.

01:40:03.000 Even hackers with limited prior knowledge, tools, and resources are able to breach voting machines in a matter of minutes.

01:40:09.000 In 2018, electronic voting machines in Georgia and Texas deleted votes for certain candidates or switched votes from one candidate to another.

01:40:16.000 The biggest seller of voting machines is doing something that violates cybersecurity 101, directing that you install remote access software which would make a machine like that, you know, a magnet for fraudsters and hackers.

01:40:30.000 These voting machines can be hacked quite easily.

01:40:33.000 Easily hack into them.

01:40:34.000 It makes it seem like all these states are doing different things, but in fact, three companies are controlling them.

01:40:41.000 It is the individual voting machines that pose some of the greatest risks.

01:40:46.000 There are a lot of states that are dealing with antiquated machines, right?

01:40:51.000 Which are vulnerable to being hacked.

01:40:53.000 Workers were able to easily hack into an electronic voting machine.

01:40:56.000 It was possible to switch votes.

01:40:58.000 43% of American voters use voting machines that researchers have found have serious security flaws, including back doors.

01:41:10.000 We know how vulnerable now our systems were.

01:41:12.000 We know, I know the hackathon that took place last year where virtually every machine was broken into fairly quickly.

01:41:18.000 I actually held a demonstration for my colleagues here at the Capitol where we brought in folks who, before our eyes, hacked election machines.

01:41:29.000 Those that are not, those that are being used in many states.

01:41:32.000 Aging systems also frequently rely on unsupported software like Windows XP and the region.

01:41:40.000 Wait, no, I want to see it though.

01:41:41.000 And are thus more vulnerable to the latest methods of cyber attack.

01:41:45.000 In a close president or election, they just need to hack one swing state.

01:41:48.000 Or maybe one or two.

01:41:50.000 Or maybe just a few counties in one swing state.

01:41:53.000 I'm very concerned that you could have a hack that finally went through.

01:41:59.000 Well, technology usually gets worse over time, so that's probably like less of a problem now.

01:42:04.000 Yeah, it evolved.

01:42:05.000 That's what they always do with COVID.

01:42:07.000 Science is always changing.

01:42:11.000 This is what they'll say about that.

01:42:12.000 They'll go, we sounded the alarm in 2018 and we're able to fix the problem by 2020.

01:42:18.000 So we could actually be the ones who are Republicans.

01:42:23.000 Okay, last one.

01:42:24.000 It's just called Perfect.

01:42:26.000 And this gentleman says this is a perfect video for how you explain blacks as liberal pets. 0.95

01:42:33.000 Babylon B. I hope the guy gets the joke. 1.00

01:42:36.000 I'm downloading a film.

01:42:38.000 We've learned from the mailbag, by the way, that Birds Aren't Real is a joke.

01:42:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:44.000 And the viewer who sent it to me goes, didn't you notice the merch was kind of too good?

01:42:51.000 Like the graphic design was too good?

01:42:54.000 That's usually an indication.

01:42:56.000 We're here on the scene in this Republican county where African Americans are being oppressed by horrific new voter laws, forcing them to acquire a legal ID to vote.

01:43:05.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:43:06.000 You're unable to acquire an ID, are you not?

01:43:08.000 Actually, I just renewed my ID.

01:43:10.000 It's pretty easy, actually.

01:43:11.000 There you have it.

01:43:12.000 This poor black man has been disenfranchised by racist voter ID laws because he's too ignorant. 0.88

01:43:18.000 I'm sorry.

01:43:20.000 Ignorant means stupid.

01:43:21.000 Too ignorant to acquire a voter ID.

01:43:24.000 Absolutely tragic.

01:43:26.000 The new laws forbid giving out food, water, and free cash to voters.

01:43:33.000 Yes, I think less criminal blacks show up when they have to show ID, when they're part of a fake voting scam that the Dems have done. 0.80

01:43:42.000 And it's probably even bigger with Hispanics. 0.93

01:43:44.000 So Dems don't like voter ID because those are the buses of miscreants that they ship in to vote illegally.

01:43:52.000 So when they bitch about voter ID, what they're really doing is conceding that they break the law.

01:43:58.000 And they can't break the law as easily when there's Any kind of monitoring going on.

01:44:03.000 You know who else hates constant identification checks?

01:44:06.000 Cocaine dealers.

01:44:10.000 Act people figure out how to drink water in line to vote.

01:44:14.000 That's illegal.

01:44:15.000 Thanks to Republicans.

01:44:17.000 Where did you get that anyway?

01:44:18.000 I brought it.

01:44:20.000 You didn't bring that.

01:44:21.000 You're too underprivileged.

01:44:23.000 That means poor.

01:44:24.000 I'm sorry the evil conservatives are trying to figuratively smack the water out of your hands.

01:44:29.000 Fun little video.

01:44:31.000 Let's.

01:44:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:33.000 A lot of people are telling us to check out Shot Caller if we liked Felon and also Brawl in Cell Block 99.

01:44:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:43.000 I just heard about that too.

01:44:45.000 At the Director Rules or something.

01:44:49.000 Okay, let's get to the final video.

01:45:10.000 Okay, let's look at this one.

01:45:12.000 Let's do number 48. 0.73

01:45:15.000 I cannot...

01:45:16.000 I had to watch this a few times to make sure I wasn't watching GTA or even any kind of CGI.

01:45:23.000 This is real, and it makes my balls crawl into my stomach.

01:45:29.000 Thank you once again, Mob and Shiz, for delivering the goods.

01:45:33.000 So I guess this guy senses that the cops are chasing him.

01:45:37.000 Although he has a GoPro on his head, so he's probably not a real thief.

01:45:44.000 But check out the insanity in this video.

01:45:49.000 And I'm sorry that you already...

01:45:53.000 Look at the arms.

01:45:53.000 Isn't that CGI?

01:45:56.000 They're running.

01:45:57.000 This must be like...

01:45:58.000 This looks like Williamsburg.

01:46:01.000 Under the BQE.

01:46:06.000 Not the BQE, sorry, the...

01:46:09.000 What lines are those?

01:46:10.000 Jay-Z lines?

01:46:11.000 Ah!

01:46:17.000 Now he's up on the subway platform.

01:46:20.000 No, thank you.

01:46:22.000 They get really pissed off if they catch you there.

01:46:24.000 I tried to piss there the other day.

01:46:26.000 Got yelled at.

01:46:28.000 But he's not in the thing.

01:46:30.000 Yeah, he timed it perfectly.

01:46:34.000 Don't get on the roof, please.

01:46:36.000 Yeah, no.

01:46:38.000 I don't think he would do that.

01:46:45.000 Thank God.

01:46:46.000 Oh, he actually doesn't?

01:46:48.000 No, I don't think so.

01:46:48.000 I thought he did.

01:46:49.000 Yeah, I couldn't remember.

01:46:50.000 I saw it too long ago.

01:46:51.000 Damn.

01:46:53.000 Well, the conscious kid is out to get our kids.

01:46:55.000 They're out to brainwash our kids, screaming at people who are cutting down dead trees, making sure babies aren't racist.

01:47:03.000 Your job as an adult is to fight for what's right, and it's also to protect the weak.

01:47:08.000 So let's focus some of our attention in these culture wars on the children, the voiceless who can't speak for themselves.

01:47:15.000 We need to be aware of what they're saying to our kids and make sure we keep them clean and innocent and unsullied by this bizarre communist, racially obsessed propaganda.

01:47:30.000 It's shit.

01:47:31.000 It's garbage.

01:47:32.000 And it's ruining childhoods.

01:47:34.000 They already fucked our kids out of a year with this stupid pandemic.

01:47:37.000 Let's not let them fuck our kids out of it.

01:47:40.000 Well, first of all, let's not let them fuck our kids. 0.94

01:47:42.000 But let's definitely not let them fuck our kids out of an entire childhood.

01:47:47.000 Because that's where we're headed.

01:47:48.000 Stand up for the kids.

01:47:50.000 Stand up for the voiceless.

01:47:52.000 Stand up for Diute. 0.99

01:47:54.000 Get fired.

01:47:55.000 Get in trouble.

01:47:55.000 Be brave.

01:47:56.000 And never stop fighting.

01:48:17.000 And burning centuries ablaze.

01:48:19.000 Bloods me centuries.

01:48:23.000 These bloody centuries.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 20, 2021

S04E13 - THE CONSCIOUS KID

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