Gavin's at the airport and tells the story of how he almost got into a fight with a caterwauling woman. Also, a guy from Built to Spill shows up at his birthday party and Gavin doesn't show up.
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00:03:35.000And we were wondering if he would recognize, the Built to Spill dude would recognize me and say, I'm not going to go there.
00:03:44.000And then I thought, I don't want to go to a place where I have to be and frank.
00:03:48.000And I thought about it for a while because I thought, either don't show up to his party, and that's shitty, or I show up, the guy recognizes me and says, we're off.
00:03:57.000Because this guy, Doug McGrath, I think his name is, the singer Built to Spill, he did a song for Sleater Kinney called Fuck 2016.
00:04:05.000It was like a benefit CD, whatever, album for Hating Trump, the National I Hate Trump coalition.
00:04:14.000So we know where he stands politically.
00:04:16.000But he's also an indie rocker dude and they're broke.
00:05:52.000But the guy who runs the event recognized the guy whose party it was, and he started fucking with him.
00:06:01.000So every time someone would pose for a picture with the Built to Spill guy, who I used to think was in on it, but I'm realizing now the more I think about it, he was just like anyone's dog for a bone.
00:06:45.000I actually didn't see this because I was dealing with the babysitter at the hotel with my kids.
00:06:49.000But it's like Trump like this and blood shooting out of his head.
00:06:53.000And I said to the libs that thought it was cool, can you even imagine a band on stage with a picture, a t-shirt of Obama blowing his head off?
00:10:41.000It was 81 degrees, which for them is crazy hot.
00:10:44.000And I jumped into the water and it was one of those, you know, when you jump into water that's so cold, you involuntarily say, ice cold, ice cold, ice cold, ice cold.
00:15:32.000Because I was thinking maybe it has all this, because there's like the Thai contribution to Seattle or Washington, the black contribution, the Sudanese contribution.
00:20:33.000What they had done is they had these acetate that they put on the windows of the displays.
00:20:39.000And it was like, here's the problem with this display.
00:20:41.000The Aboriginals, the Indigenous peoples, look like they're at the bad end of this negotiation with, what was his name, Stuyvesant and the Knickerbockers, all the whatever they are, the Dutch who came over.
00:20:57.000And it's criticizing the, what do you call those things, diorama?
00:21:01.000It's criticizing itself with the acetate things.
00:21:04.000So they had wokeified all the displays.
00:21:08.000Native, got to get the natives in there.
00:22:12.000They just given up, believe it or not.
00:22:15.000But yeah, these bums everywhere, totally obnoxious.
00:22:19.000And I was talking to a guy who, he said they set up next to his house and the city made it legal for people to camp next to your house on this big park.
00:22:38.000Your house is worth 40% of what it's worth.
00:22:40.000Because put yourself in the buyer's shoes.
00:22:42.000You're walking over to that house and you see an encampment, a legal encampment of junkies and bums and meth heads that are going to stab and rape your kids.
00:22:51.000I go, dude, you got to fucking get a super gulp, a big gulp full of gas, walk by and casually sprinkle it around the base, and then get a, maybe at a different time, get a Zippo,
00:23:06.000light it up, and throw it into your super gulp mess and just torch that place.
00:23:34.000I met some vets whose job it was to rescue all these stupid idiots that go into Taliban territory, like white people, and they have to rescue them, get them out again.
00:23:44.000And we realized while we were talking how many of those there are.
00:23:49.000Like how many times Westerners have gone over somewhere to show the world that we're wrong about shithole countries, and then they end up raped and murdered.
00:24:00.000Or we have to send in guys like him to go rescue them.
00:24:02.000There was the blonde woman on 60 Minutes who I think went to Rwanda or Zimbabwe or somewhere like that.
00:24:10.000And she was there to help the world, to save the world.
00:24:13.000And of course, she gets kidnapped and raped.
00:24:16.000And the SWAT team, whatever we call it, SEAL Team 6, has to go in and rescue her.
00:24:44.000She was dismembered and they torched her body.
00:24:48.000Then there was that woman, that teenage girl.
00:24:53.000If we were doing this in the studio, I'd have all these names ready.
00:24:56.000But there was a teenage girl who said, I've had enough of the bullshit that's going on in Syria and the way these people are being treated.
00:25:04.000I'm going down there to take care of business.
00:27:31.000This is the problem with everyone assuming guys like me, Archie Bunker dads, are evil and we have to have a new paradigm, a new dynamic, a new way of seeing the world.
00:28:55.000If whites do something good, we can't talk about it.
00:28:58.000If you're seeing this, you've reached classical music is racist, TikTok.
00:29:03.000The fact that classical music, which is really the music of 18th century Western European cis-straight white male composers, is valued as the highest form of art music in America.
00:29:32.000Punk is not revered very much in musical circles because it's easy to do.
00:29:39.000If you think it's so stupid and worthless, go do it.
00:29:42.000Let me hear your concerto of the social justice warrior.
00:29:46.000This means that educators are woefully unprepared to meet the standards of understanding global interdisciplinary and 21st century connections.
00:30:39.000By the way, you might want to ask Hawaiians if they're okay with this, especially when, I bet you 70 to 80% of Hawaii's economy is contingent on tourism.
00:30:52.000Let me look that up while you play this.
00:30:54.000The fact that people are still going to visit Hawaii, even though Native Hawaiians are requesting desperately that people stop coming, tells us that colonizers will always colonize.
00:31:05.000There are so many tourists in the country.
00:31:07.00020% are being told to restrict their water use.
00:31:12.000There are so many cars that people are parking them and blocking highways.
00:31:16.000The mayor of Maui has even requested airlines stop bringing people to the islands.
00:31:20.000And before you say tourism helps the islands, no, it doesn't.
00:31:24.000It creates a dependence on the upper class who is all of the tourists.
00:31:28.000Trust me, there are hundreds of other things that local communities would rather be doing than serving entitled outside.
00:33:12.000And just like I said, and she's telling other people that they can't give money to Hawaiians.
00:33:18.000This is all part of the same concept here, which is when you let the children run the show, they don't go to bed on time and they ruin the whole next day.
00:33:28.000When you let the children run the show, they eat fruit loops for dinner and they get a tummy ache.
00:33:33.000America is going through a tummy ache right now because it ate fruit loops for dinner.
00:34:17.000See if you can understand a word of this rant.
00:34:21.000I'll pay you $10 if you can handle one word.
00:34:24.000I made a really loud, yelly video about this, but I decided I will approach this in a more calm but stern manner.
00:34:30.000A lot of the people using kitty and pup and bunny self-pronouns are neurodivergent minors.
00:34:37.000It is a very common neurodivergent experience to feel a disconnect from being human and from the societal expectation of the gender you were assigned to birth.
00:34:48.000So when you have this intersection of feeling a disconnect from being human and a disconnect from the societal expectation of gender, whether you're neurodivergent or not, a lot of people have this experience.
00:35:09.000It's just very common with neurodivergent people.
00:35:12.000When this intersects, you get noun self-pronouns and animal noun self-pronouns.
00:35:20.000If you are not comfortable using someone's pronouns because you assume it's kink for some weird ass reason, I'll tell you why we assume it's kink.
00:44:51.000Now, I could even understand if it was like fourth fireman kills himself after 9-11.
00:44:58.000Like, I knew a guy named Sprague who was there right next to the towers, and as people were jumping off, they were taking body parts and putting them on pallets, like piling up body parts two feet high to be taken away and,
00:45:46.000Cops in DC see a hell of a lot worse than some trespassing and some vandalism.
00:45:52.000So if the cops were told we have to get this insurrection going, and if you see a barrier, get the barrier out of the way and tell them to come in to the Capitol.
00:46:04.000If that was what happened, then there might be some cops who are threatening to blab and tell on their superiors.
00:46:13.000Because something, like, you think this country's led by a buffoon.
00:46:23.000So someone very powerful, very smart, and very scary is running this country now.
00:46:29.000And they like to fuck with us and have nerds run around telling us how to run a museum and getting our children raped and getting our seniors raped.
00:48:40.000My daughter took my son's bathing suit out of this Mario suitcase, and now my whole equilibrium is off because I was using it to balance it.
00:51:59.000Oh, you know, while you figure that out, by the way, our buddy Josh of Wrong Opinion, he has fam in Costa Rica, and he said that you can hang out with his alpaca farm, take the kids to to the alpaca farm if you'd like to do that.
00:56:12.000It's like Chris Rock says when you're doing really well with pussies, like you get to the point where you start abusing them so one of them will dump you.
00:58:48.000He goes, I know you're on vacation having a blast.
00:58:50.000I'm not a fan of your black woman quitting thesis.
00:58:52.000I know too many who are busting their asses to raise kids on their own, but I have to admit, you might be onto something in terms of a certain class of elite black women.
00:59:00.000This one just screwed herself out of a metal by slowing down to a jog for the last meters of her sprint.
00:59:58.000And then he says, you might also take note of Perdita Felician, World Champion Olympic favorite in 2004, who gave everyone attitude, then tripped over the first hurdle at the Olympics.
01:00:12.000She then false started and dequeued herself at the next Olympics.
01:01:47.000These young girls are driven to prostitution because they have no guidance, because they have no dads, because we are living in an anti-patriarchal country.
01:03:38.000This letter is called You Historical Retard.
01:03:42.000Hey, Rongvin, Lincoln was against slavery from early in his career.
01:03:44.000The letter you're referencing, keeping slavery to preserve the Union, was not because he had flipped or did not believe slaves should be free.
01:04:23.000We can see this clearly from their various southern state secession documents.
01:04:28.000And then it has in big quotes, the general government, as the common agent, passed laws to carry into effect these stipulations of the states.
01:04:34.000For many years, these laws were executed.
01:04:36.000But an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding states to the institution of slavery has led to a disregard of their obligations, and the laws of the general government have ceased to affect the objects of the Constitution.
01:04:50.000Yeah, I knew Lincoln was against slavery, dude.
01:04:54.000I just said that it couldn't have been the top priority if he was willing to throw it all away In order to maintain the Union.
01:06:54.000Isn't that what they're going for here?
01:06:56.000It's a strange sort of backhand compliment where you do something as incredible as end slavery and destroy Nazis, and the takeaways are what you farted.
01:07:17.000A couple years ago when I was away at work, some piece of shit tried to break in my home and attack my sister in broad daylight while she was changing.
01:07:23.000I arrived home later that day and had a friend help me board up the window.
01:07:26.000Oddly enough, I was in the process of moving from San Diego to New York City, and my friend, who's going to be moving into my house, got pissed because I decided to spray a little note on the now boarded up sign, board up windows.
01:07:39.000He told me, you're leaving, and now people are going to think this is a crack house.
01:07:42.000I retorted by saying, the windows are boarded up, so they are going to think it's a crack house anyway.
01:07:47.000I went on to say, you may be moving in, but this is still my house, and I want that cocksucker to know what's good.
01:08:05.000I retorted by saying, Balba, as we were having that conversation in the front yard, the police arrived because I loosely fit the description of the would-be assailant, and my neighbors came out to see what was going on.
01:08:16.000To my buddy's shock, everyone was on board with what I did, and my little art show got picked up by the local news.
01:08:21.000I'd love to sh come back, and I fucking kill you.
01:08:24.000I'd love to share more, but I know I only get one thing.
01:09:11.000Scroll past all the boner pill ads and half-naked tennis player bikini pics, and it's insane to see the collusion we all know is happening.
01:09:18.000Just like how you were banned on all platforms on the same day.
01:09:22.000And then Gateway pointed the world's hardest site to look at.
01:09:45.000Twitter built a special portal offered to certain governmental entities so that government officials can flag and delete content they dislike for any reason as part of what they call their Twitter partner status.
01:14:47.000Welcome to the very last final video of this show, which is now over.
01:14:55.000This show is ironically called Shit Sucks.
01:14:59.000This is one of those videos, you know, you see these guys on the West Side Highway in New York City, and every time I see videos of them, and every time I see them in real life, I just think, please fall, please fall, please fall, please fall.
01:15:10.000And sometimes they don't, but sometimes your prayers are answered by mob and chiz.