Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E16 - SHIT SUCKS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:28.000 Hey dudes, I'm at the airport.

00:00:32.000 What's going on?

00:00:33.000 How's the audio, Ryan?

00:00:34.000 Sounding good.

00:00:36.000 Okay.

00:00:37.000 Your voice doesn't bounce back when you talk?

00:00:40.000 No.

00:00:40.000 I don't hear me at all.

00:00:42.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:00:43.000 I'm at this really cool airport, the TWA Airport in JFK, designed by this architect who did the Washington, D.C. airport.

00:00:53.000 It's fucking beautiful.

00:00:54.000 Look at this.

00:00:55.000 Look at the beds.

00:00:58.000 And the furniture is all Eames type shit.

00:01:02.000 It's 1964 themed.

00:01:05.000 And the bathroom is cool.

00:01:12.000 And I got...

00:01:14.000 Push a button to open the door.

00:01:16.000 And the hallway looks like, you know that.

00:01:23.000 The shining?

00:01:25.000 Yeah.

00:01:28.000 It's kind of dirty, though.

00:01:29.000 Like, the carpet.

00:01:32.000 I bet it's just a million stupid bitches spilling their coffee. 1.00

00:01:38.000 I was waiting for my luggage.

00:01:39.000 I came back from Tacoma last night, and I'm waiting for my luggage.

00:01:43.000 And I hear someone caterwalling.

00:01:50.000 And so we waited for our luggage for an hour, and then they go, the terminal's closed.

00:01:55.000 So I'm walking to another terminal, terminal 7 from terminal 5.

00:01:59.000 And they go, you can go get your luggage there.

00:02:02.000 What?

00:02:02.000 It's at a different terminal?

00:02:04.000 Okay, whatever.

00:02:06.000 So I'm walking to the next terminal.

00:02:07.000 I hear the caterwauling woman. 1.00

00:02:08.000 I think, I'm going to tell her to shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:02:11.000 I might even slap her. 0.99

00:02:12.000 This is worth going to jail for.

00:02:15.000 And I finally catch up to them.

00:02:17.000 And it's in a big tunnel to get to the Skytrain.

00:02:20.000 So the caterwalling is bouncing off the hallways, and it's fucking annoying.

00:02:27.000 And I finally get there, and it's this poor cop, this black woman, is pushing one of the bitches in a wheelchair. 1.00

00:02:33.000 And she's like, I don't even know what the language was.

00:02:40.000 Turkish, I'm going to guess.

00:02:41.000 And then on the black woman's arm is another one who's like holding her and pulling her, ah, yeah. 0.82

00:02:48.000 I guess someone died or something on the fucking plane.

00:02:51.000 I don't know what happened.

00:02:52.000 They missed their flight.

00:02:53.000 And I thought, oh, I don't have to tell them to shut up.

00:02:55.000 It's already confirmed that they're the worst people in the entire airport.

00:03:00.000 And then they go, no, it's open again.

00:03:03.000 Go back to get your luggage.

00:03:05.000 And I go, is this fucking fucking...

00:03:09.000 I said to the cop, another cop, I go, is that the screaming woman? 0.99

00:03:13.000 Did they cause this?

00:03:13.000 And he goes, no, no, no, sir.

00:03:15.000 It's not the screaming woman.

00:03:16.000 You can go get your luggage.

00:03:17.000 So I finally get it, and we get back to this super cool hotel, but it's obviously sullied.

00:03:23.000 So I sent you some pictures for Tacoma.

00:03:26.000 My buddy had his 40th birthday.

00:03:28.000 He had Built to Spill play.

00:03:32.000 And he's a MAGA guy.

00:03:35.000 And we were wondering if he would recognize, the Built to Spill dude would recognize me and say, I'm not going to go there.

00:03:44.000 And then I thought, I don't want to go to a place where I have to be and frank.

00:03:48.000 And I thought about it for a while because I thought, either don't show up to his party, and that's shitty, or I show up, the guy recognizes me and says, we're off.

00:03:57.000 Because this guy, Doug McGrath, I think his name is, the singer Built to Spill, he did a song for Sleater Kinney called Fuck 2016.

00:04:05.000 It was like a benefit CD, whatever, album for Hating Trump, the National I Hate Trump coalition.

00:04:14.000 So we know where he stands politically.

00:04:16.000 But he's also an indie rocker dude and they're broke.

00:04:19.000 Built to Spill were big in 1995.

00:04:22.000 They're not really around anymore.

00:04:24.000 So he's obviously had a year with COVID and he's having trouble.

00:04:29.000 What the fuck is that?

00:04:32.000 What are you showing?

00:04:33.000 Built to Spill, fuck 2016.

00:04:36.000 Oh, that's the picture for the song.

00:04:39.000 What are they cooking a black kid? 0.98

00:04:42.000 It's a white kid.

00:04:44.000 So it's okay.

00:04:45.000 Just cooking kids.

00:04:48.000 And I thought, what should I do?

00:04:50.000 I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.

00:04:51.000 And I thought, I haven't asked my dad for advice in about 20 years.

00:04:55.000 Let's see what dad has to say.

00:04:57.000 So I call up my dad and I explain the situation.

00:05:01.000 And he goes, hmm, I think what you should do, my boy, is contact the band and say that you're intending to come.

00:05:11.000 And if that's a problem, then you won't go.

00:05:17.000 And I go, what?

00:05:18.000 That's the stupid.

00:05:19.000 No wonder I don't ask you for advice anymore.

00:05:21.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:05:22.000 Why would I give him that power?

00:05:24.000 That's a total cuck move.

00:05:26.000 Fuck that.

00:05:27.000 So what I did was I dressed up as King Diamond.

00:05:31.000 And I thought, I'm dressing.

00:05:33.000 It's a dress-up party.

00:05:34.000 So I'm dressing up a normal amount of dressing up.

00:05:38.000 And I'm still going to say, hi, I'm Gavin and say who I am.

00:05:44.000 And I'm not going to hide.

00:05:45.000 So I'm not being obvious that I'm me, but I'm also not hiding.

00:05:51.000 And that worked out great.

00:05:52.000 But the guy who runs the event recognized the guy whose party it was, and he started fucking with him.

00:06:01.000 So every time someone would pose for a picture with the Built to Spill guy, who I used to think was in on it, but I'm realizing now the more I think about it, he was just like anyone's dog for a bone.

00:06:10.000 The guy's broke.

00:06:11.000 He didn't have the band on stage.

00:06:14.000 It wasn't, I think at one point there were five guys in Built to Spill.

00:06:17.000 This was just two chicks and him, which is kind of a gip.

00:06:21.000 But anyway, when he was posing for photos, the guy who ran the place, it's called Alma Mater in Tacoma.

00:06:27.000 He would put on a shirt.

00:06:28.000 He goes, hey, put this shirt on for the picture.

00:06:30.000 And it's a picture of Trump blowing his head off.

00:06:34.000 And there was a couple liberals at the thing, too, and they were like, oh man, you got served with that shirt.

00:06:39.000 Because the owner had the Doug McGrath put on the shirt for the last song.

00:06:43.000 And it's a really graphic shirt.

00:06:45.000 I actually didn't see this because I was dealing with the babysitter at the hotel with my kids.

00:06:49.000 But it's like Trump like this and blood shooting out of his head.

00:06:53.000 And I said to the libs that thought it was cool, can you even imagine a band on stage with a picture, a t-shirt of Obama blowing his head off?

00:07:05.000 I mean, he'd go to jail.

00:07:07.000 People would gasp.

00:07:08.000 They'd gasp in horror.

00:07:10.000 Just like that guy on the plane.

00:07:12.000 Did you see this dude on the plane?

00:07:13.000 It's in the notes, Ryan.

00:07:15.000 Which one is it now?

00:07:16.000 I got to go to Sent.

00:07:17.000 He's screaming his head off.

00:07:19.000 He says, he screams his parents are worth $2 million.

00:07:21.000 Oh, that's it.

00:07:23.000 That's it.

00:07:26.000 He's screaming that his parents are worth $2 million.

00:07:29.000 That's pretty standard, dude.

00:07:32.000 Wait a minute.

00:07:33.000 Where's the notes?

00:07:34.000 Did you get the notes for today?

00:07:35.000 Yep.

00:07:37.000 Why aren't they in my motherfucking scent?

00:07:40.000 Oh, you're there.

00:07:45.000 I don't like these.

00:07:47.000 I guess my scent is updating.

00:07:48.000 You might not be able to...

00:07:50.000 I could send it back to you.

00:07:51.000 Wait.

00:07:51.000 I sent you an email about women quitting the Olympics, and then I sent you all the notes.

00:07:58.000 One of them isn't in my goddamn scents.

00:08:00.000 Oh, here we go.

00:08:01.000 Here it is.

00:08:02.000 Here it is.

00:08:03.000 So, uh...

00:08:04.000 I mean, I'm going to have to put on my real glasses to see this.

00:08:09.000 Yeah.

00:08:09.000 1-2.

00:08:10.000 Obnoxious guy in a plane.

00:08:11.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.000 Just like the Obama thing, if this guy was black, it would be horrible. 1.00

00:08:18.000 It would be all about how horrible this airline is.

00:08:20.000 They'd be getting sued.

00:08:22.000 But because he's a white guy, they can tape him up and gag him in his seat. 0.58

00:08:26.000 But I like how he says his parents are worth $2 million.

00:08:29.000 Dude, if you're middle class in America, your parents are worth $1 to $2 million.

00:08:33.000 Sorry.

00:08:34.000 That's not that crazy.

00:08:36.000 You're upper middle class, basically.

00:08:38.000 But click on the video.

00:08:47.000 I can't hear it.

00:08:48.000 But I don't really have to.

00:08:58.000 My grandfather is worth more than this plane.

00:09:07.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:09:08.000 Wait.

00:09:09.000 How much is the plane?

00:09:10.000 Aren't they like $200 million?

00:09:18.000 Is that the flight attendant doing that? 0.99

00:09:31.000 What if they turned out the lights on purpose so people couldn't film?

00:09:42.000 Anyway, so yeah.

00:09:43.000 Pull up some pics for my Tacoma trip.

00:09:48.000 These glasses are fogging up.

00:09:51.000 That's who I was.

00:09:55.000 It was kind of lame.

00:09:57.000 Like, the party was fun.

00:10:00.000 That's my costume.

00:10:01.000 Everyone was cool there.

00:10:03.000 But the actual music, I don't know.

00:10:06.000 Is that fair?

00:10:06.000 You charge someone thousands and thousands of dollars and you don't have the...

00:10:12.000 That was the next morning.

00:10:15.000 My wife's kind of mad at me for drinking on the plane or getting drunk at the airport. 1.00

00:10:19.000 But I sat in my chair, a coach seat, in Tacoma or Seattle, and I arrive at JFK in one minute.

00:10:28.000 It's a time machine.

00:10:30.000 How are you going to be mad at me?

00:10:32.000 Well, that's the place we were staying.

00:10:33.000 What a beautiful sunset.

00:10:35.000 The water is pretty chilly, though, over there in that part of the world.

00:10:39.000 Holy ish.

00:10:41.000 It was 81 degrees, which for them is crazy hot.

00:10:44.000 And I jumped into the water and it was one of those, you know, when you jump into water that's so cold, you involuntarily say, ice cold, ice cold, ice cold, ice cold.

00:10:53.000 And you get out real fast.

00:10:55.000 Tons of jellyfish, too.

00:10:56.000 Oh, this was at the Seattle airport.

00:10:59.000 She was complaining about some bill, something, customer service.

00:11:05.000 Something wasn't working because she hadn't made a payment.

00:11:08.000 Look at that poor fucking dog. 1.00

00:11:10.000 He's right out of Bugs Bunny cartoon.

00:11:15.000 Like the sad dog with her stupid hair. 0.95

00:11:18.000 How isn't that appropriation?

00:11:19.000 Isn't that cultural appropriation for her to have that hair? 1.00

00:11:22.000 And then her boyfriend, you got him?

00:11:28.000 Should be right next to her.

00:11:30.000 Yeah.

00:11:30.000 That's a man.

00:11:32.000 A grown man.

00:11:33.000 Probably 25 years old.

00:11:35.000 Uh-oh, everything's gone.

00:11:37.000 Are you there?

00:11:41.000 Did this guy crash?

00:11:52.000 Oh, I see it.

00:11:53.000 Did you did we crash?

00:11:56.000 I can't hear you.

00:11:59.000 People can, but it keeps switching.

00:12:06.000 It's doing this thing.

00:12:11.000 This is not a good TV.

00:12:19.000 No, I need to be able to hear you, because I need to know if I get cut out.

00:12:48.000 This is really fucking annoying.

00:12:50.000 I thought you had this worked out.

00:12:52.000 Well, if you're just waiting on me to tell you that we're not connected, you're connected.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, I know I'm connected.

00:13:05.000 Okay, anyway, this dude, he's wearing one of those shower cap hats.

00:13:10.000 So he has one-piece PJs, which you shouldn't even wear.

00:13:15.000 I guess a woman could wear them during Christmas. 0.99

00:13:19.000 Maybe.

00:13:20.000 Maybe Christmas Eve.

00:13:21.000 That would be acceptable.

00:13:22.000 A man wearing them?

00:13:24.000 No, under zero circumstances.

00:13:27.000 And then he has flip-flops on.

00:13:29.000 I bet that thing's fucking hot, by the way.

00:13:31.000 So he's got his flippies on.

00:13:33.000 And then he wears those shower caps that black girls wear, but he's male. 1.00

00:13:37.000 And you're seeing him reach for a quarter in a sandwich bag full of quarters that he was using to get a drink from the drinking machine.

00:13:47.000 I mean, how did we get here?

00:13:50.000 Look at that shit.

00:13:53.000 They were a couple.

00:13:56.000 Anyway, that's flying today.

00:13:58.000 What a mess.

00:13:59.000 What an absolute shit show.

00:14:02.000 Look at her.

00:14:04.000 Okay, so that was from the Tacoma, the History Museum.

00:14:09.000 And Washington State is maybe 4%, less than 4% black.

00:14:14.000 The Washington State History Museum is about 60% black.

00:14:20.000 And this particular room was people talking about their experiences in Washington State.

00:14:25.000 What do you think of when you think of the history of Washington State?

00:14:28.000 You think of lumber, timber, the gold rush.

00:14:31.000 You think of the Wild West.

00:14:32.000 You think of the brave men who went out there and discovered that land.

00:14:38.000 And they're very reverent to the Indians.

00:14:40.000 I mean, the fucking name of the place is Tacoma.

00:14:44.000 But I get in there, and in this room, there's these videos.

00:14:46.000 You see that projector in the top left?

00:14:48.000 It's projecting videos of all the people you see there.

00:14:51.000 And they're talking about their experiences.

00:14:53.000 And it's all fucking negative.

00:14:55.000 It's like, I came here for a black man, and back then, black people weren't respected, and it was white supremacy.

00:15:03.000 And then there's an Indian who goes, I lost my culture, and I felt like I didn't belong. 1.00

00:15:08.000 And then I got back into my culture.

00:15:10.000 Basically, I got away from whiteness and I started feeling better about myself. 0.99

00:15:14.000 And you're like, really?

00:15:16.000 Is that the takeaway here?

00:15:17.000 And this is the part I don't get.

00:15:19.000 Is there any free market in this?

00:15:22.000 Meaning, is it woke because it's good for business?

00:15:25.000 We were the only family there.

00:15:26.000 There was nobody else in the entire building.

00:15:28.000 It was like three floors.

00:15:30.000 So I don't think it's that.

00:15:32.000 Because I was thinking maybe it has all this, because there's like the Thai contribution to Seattle or Washington, the black contribution, the Sudanese contribution.

00:15:45.000 Oh, this woman's a Mexican. 1.00

00:15:46.000 She came here.

00:15:47.000 And you're like, maybe the tourists who come here, they want to see themselves in the museum.

00:15:53.000 But then I'm thinking, no, if I was in Japan, I wouldn't be scouring each floor for the Canadian influence on Tokyo.

00:16:01.000 And what did Canadians do to make Japan great? 0.86

00:16:05.000 So I think it's just asshole bureaucrats that, women mostly, that just want to ruin everything they touch. 1.00

00:16:14.000 So this was, look at this.

00:16:15.000 Discrimination against pigmentation.

00:16:18.000 Even the name, doesn't that sound kind of like woke college talk prior to World War II, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:26.000 They would not hire blacks or Mexicans. 1.00

00:16:28.000 Boeing is the big company there.

00:16:31.000 Despite official denials of discrimination, please, they did not hire blacks. 0.99

00:16:37.000 But they would put them in janitorial positions.

00:16:38.000 Eventually, though, they were forced to issue work permits at Boeing.

00:16:43.000 Okay, so did you know that there were some companies in the 40s who were racist towards blacks?

00:16:51.000 Yes, I had assumed that.

00:16:53.000 It was the fucking 40s.

00:16:56.000 Jesus Christ.

00:16:58.000 Why are they focusing on that?

00:17:02.000 And there was another, go to the next picture.

00:17:05.000 You have another one there?

00:17:08.000 We got that one.

00:17:08.000 That's handled.

00:17:10.000 No.

00:17:11.000 Oh, this one really pissed me off.

00:17:13.000 And it sort of sums up the woke left.

00:17:17.000 This is rounding up the Japanese for internment camps during World War II, which I don't even, was that such a bad move?

00:17:25.000 Michelle Malkin wrote a book in defense of internment camps that I never read, but apparently there's a good argument for it.

00:17:33.000 We are in a world war.

00:17:36.000 So you're at war with Japan.

00:17:39.000 You have Japanese people in your country. 0.90

00:17:43.000 I mean, we're at war with your country.

00:17:45.000 I don't know how patriotic you are.

00:17:47.000 If you're very patriotic and Japanese, I'm worried about you. 1.00

00:17:50.000 And if you're not, well, you might be lying.

00:17:54.000 So I'm going to put you over here for a little while.

00:17:57.000 And yeah, they separated families.

00:17:58.000 They took their land.

00:17:59.000 I don't know if they gave it back.

00:18:00.000 Anyway, I don't give a fuck, okay?

00:18:02.000 We blew up Japan, and it was the only way to stop the noise. 1.00

00:18:08.000 And they were willing to kill themselves.

00:18:11.000 Well, that was the thing with the Hiroshima Nagasaki. 0.71

00:18:15.000 Louis Zampaneri in Unbroken, he talks about seeing women and children training.

00:18:21.000 Now, that's no small beans.

00:18:22.000 If you see women and children training, what that means is we're going to keep fighting even after all the men are dead.

00:18:28.000 In other words, we're going to keep fighting until 100% of us are all dead.

00:18:34.000 So we had to drop that bomb.

00:18:35.000 That bomb saved lives.

00:18:37.000 It made the Japanese go, oh shit, you people are magic.

00:18:40.000 Okay, we're out.

00:18:41.000 Thank God for those bombs.

00:18:44.000 But anyway, I'm not even talking about the bombs.

00:18:46.000 I'm talking about the fact that we saved the world, destroyed Nazis, ended Nazism. 0.59

00:18:53.000 Hitler wanted to take over the West. 0.91

00:18:55.000 He wanted the West to be all Nazis.

00:18:58.000 So we take care of that.

00:19:00.000 And the museum's two censuses, Japanese, yeah, we were mean. 0.96

00:19:07.000 You are right.

00:19:08.000 So the museum might have as well been called the We Were Mean Museum, which is gay. 1.00

00:19:14.000 And speaking of gay, that was another thing.

00:19:16.000 Crossing boundaries, portraits of a transgender west.

00:19:21.000 Look at that.

00:19:23.000 Should we make that a t-shirt that we sell?

00:19:26.000 It just sums up the absurdity.

00:19:28.000 So you go into that room, and it's about the size of this hotel room, actually.

00:19:33.000 You go in there, and it talks of all the wonderful transgender people that were in the Wild West and out in Washington.

00:19:40.000 And what are the examples?

00:19:42.000 None.

00:19:42.000 There's like three.

00:19:44.000 Oh, this woman wore a suit and called herself Harold Jones, and he was an important philanthropist.

00:19:53.000 And then they have some people after his funeral saying, we knew it was a woman.

00:19:57.000 It was obvious, but no one said anything.

00:19:59.000 And she was well-liked.

00:20:02.000 So, in other words, in the Wild West, there were some gays. 0.93

00:20:06.000 Yeah, yeah, I figured.

00:20:09.000 They were in the closet, so it wasn't part of some big movement.

00:20:12.000 So why are you focusing on it?

00:20:15.000 It's all about inclusion and telling our story.

00:20:20.000 And this happened also when I was at the Met, I think it was, or the, in New York City, which did.

00:20:27.000 It was the Met.

00:20:27.000 It was about Columbus and the Native American women and stuff like that.

00:20:31.000 Yeah.

00:20:33.000 What they had done is they had these acetate that they put on the windows of the displays.

00:20:39.000 And it was like, here's the problem with this display.

00:20:41.000 The Aboriginals, the Indigenous peoples, look like they're at the bad end of this negotiation with, what was his name, Stuyvesant and the Knickerbockers, all the whatever they are, the Dutch who came over. 1.00

00:20:57.000 And it's criticizing the, what do you call those things, diorama?

00:21:01.000 It's criticizing itself with the acetate things.

00:21:04.000 So they had wokeified all the displays.

00:21:08.000 Native, got to get the natives in there. 1.00

00:21:10.000 Very important.

00:21:11.000 Very important.

00:21:13.000 And then that picture you just showed of the butcher, that was a butcher in, I think, the 1800s.

00:21:21.000 And that was at my buddy's dad's man cave where I took that picture.

00:21:26.000 And like, I want to see that.

00:21:29.000 Tacoma sucks shit, by the way.

00:21:32.000 There's no one there.

00:21:34.000 It's empty.

00:21:35.000 Maybe that's, maybe all cities are like that.

00:21:37.000 Maybe it's coming from New York.

00:21:38.000 You go somewhere else and it just looks abandoned.

00:21:41.000 But like most of the stores I went into on Saturday afternoon, I was the only person there.

00:21:47.000 Homeless people everywhere.

00:21:50.000 I taught all the tents, tents everywhere.

00:21:53.000 And they're junked out.

00:21:54.000 They've got garbage with them, an axe handle, and the other guy's talking to a fire.

00:21:58.000 And it's just like the bums have taken over the city. 0.94

00:22:02.000 Oh, and that's just, all the grass was yellow because water is so expensive that people don't water their lawns and it's been dry there.

00:22:10.000 But that's a nice neighborhood.

00:22:12.000 They just given up, believe it or not.

00:22:15.000 But yeah, these bums everywhere, totally obnoxious. 1.00

00:22:19.000 And I was talking to a guy who, he said they set up next to his house and the city made it legal for people to camp next to your house on this big park.

00:22:28.000 That's right.

00:22:29.000 His house is facing the park.

00:22:31.000 I go, dude, that's 60% of your income is gone.

00:22:36.000 Your house was more than cut in half.

00:22:38.000 Your house is worth 40% of what it's worth.

00:22:40.000 Because put yourself in the buyer's shoes.

00:22:42.000 You're walking over to that house and you see an encampment, a legal encampment of junkies and bums and meth heads that are going to stab and rape your kids.

00:22:49.000 No, thank you.

00:22:51.000 I go, dude, you got to fucking get a super gulp, a big gulp full of gas, walk by and casually sprinkle it around the base, and then get a, maybe at a different time, get a Zippo,

00:23:06.000 light it up, and throw it into your super gulp mess and just torch that place.

00:23:12.000 I mean, you have no choice.

00:23:13.000 Ideally, you wait until there's no one in them, but you can never be too sure unless you check.

00:23:22.000 And I said, you got to hire some bad guys to do some bad stuff.

00:23:25.000 And he goes, I am a bad guy and walks away.

00:23:29.000 Meaning, I'll be taking care of this.

00:23:32.000 I met a lot of cool dudes.

00:23:34.000 I met some vets whose job it was to rescue all these stupid idiots that go into Taliban territory, like white people, and they have to rescue them, get them out again. 1.00

00:23:44.000 And we realized while we were talking how many of those there are.

00:23:49.000 Like how many times Westerners have gone over somewhere to show the world that we're wrong about shithole countries, and then they end up raped and murdered.

00:24:00.000 Or we have to send in guys like him to go rescue them.

00:24:02.000 There was the blonde woman on 60 Minutes who I think went to Rwanda or Zimbabwe or somewhere like that.

00:24:10.000 And she was there to help the world, to save the world.

00:24:13.000 And of course, she gets kidnapped and raped.

00:24:16.000 And the SWAT team, whatever we call it, SEAL Team 6, has to go in and rescue her.

00:24:21.000 Whole 60 Minutes about that.

00:24:23.000 Believe it or not, she's not so pro-third world.

00:24:26.000 She's not so pro-Africa anymore.

00:24:28.000 Then there was the woman, the hitchhiker.

00:24:29.000 Remember her who wore the wedding dress? 0.95

00:24:32.000 Weird name like Zippy.

00:24:33.000 She went from Italy, hitchhiked east to show the world that Turks and everyone are actually wonderful people and there's no risk of rape.

00:24:42.000 That's all a lie.

00:24:43.000 She wasn't just raped. 0.78

00:24:44.000 She was dismembered and they torched her body.

00:24:48.000 Then there was that woman, that teenage girl.

00:24:53.000 If we were doing this in the studio, I'd have all these names ready.

00:24:56.000 But there was a teenage girl who said, I've had enough of the bullshit that's going on in Syria and the way these people are being treated.

00:25:04.000 I'm going down there to take care of business.

00:25:06.000 Is there a crazy lag on this, Skype?

00:25:09.000 No.

00:25:11.000 Oh, really?

00:25:12.000 Because I'm like a minute behind myself.

00:25:15.000 Anyway, she was killed by Obama in a drone strike.

00:25:22.000 He was killing Taliban, and they had kidnapped her, and he accidentally blew up her real good. 0.84

00:25:28.000 And then there was Lara Logan, who was there for the Arab Spring, and she was like, these are just hippies.

00:25:34.000 It's like Woodstock.

00:25:35.000 So she surrounds herself with Arabs with her long blonde hair, which in that culture means, fuck me. 1.00

00:25:40.000 I'm a porn star.

00:25:42.000 And she says, get I, get I. No, she's South African, right? 0.97

00:25:46.000 What gives you the rat?

00:25:48.000 And she's, she's talking, hi, we're here at the Arab Spring.

00:25:51.000 I said, what the?

00:25:53.000 A million hands grab her.

00:25:54.000 They were putting their fingers up her butthole and her vagina, ripping at her tits, licking her tits, fucking that. 1.00

00:26:01.000 She was groped by like a hundred hands.

00:26:05.000 And she was severely traumatized by that.

00:26:07.000 And she's also, just like the 60 Minutes woman that was featured on it, she's not a liberal anymore.

00:26:12.000 Now she works for Fox News.

00:26:14.000 Then there was 60 Minutes.

00:26:18.000 Oh, that's a different one I was going to get to.

00:26:20.000 There was a 60 Minutes Australia.

00:26:23.000 They go to this area where Somalians are, and they're there to report on these wonderful refugees and how kind they are.

00:26:30.000 And you're like, wait a minute, 60 Minutes Australia.

00:26:32.000 60 Minutes America just fucked up this whole thing too. 0.87

00:26:36.000 It's like the producers at 60 Minutes are getting women attacked because they're so PC and naive.

00:26:42.000 Oh, that's the one I was talking about.

00:26:43.000 Yeah, that's the one who had to be air rescued in Africa.

00:26:48.000 Like a rope ladder going down and that she's on it and they're taking off.

00:26:52.000 And there's Lara Logan, yeah.

00:26:54.000 And then so the 60 Minutes Australia go down there to talk to the Somalians and then they get the shit kicked out of them.

00:27:00.000 Surprise, surprise.

00:27:01.000 And then you showed the woman in Somalia.

00:27:03.000 She was Canadian, I believe.

00:27:05.000 And she goes, everyone pictures Somalia as this dangerous, evil place.

00:27:09.000 It's so wrong.

00:27:10.000 So she goes back to her home country of Somalia. 0.78

00:27:12.000 She's black. 0.97

00:27:13.000 And she's taking pictures.

00:27:15.000 That woman there. 0.73

00:27:16.000 She's taking pictures of herself with like a cup of tea and stuff going, hey, I'm at this fun little Moroccan-themed cafe.

00:27:23.000 Raped and murdered.

00:27:25.000 I'm sorry to laugh, but I told you so.

00:27:28.000 See, this is the problem.

00:27:29.000 And I said this in the notes.

00:27:31.000 This is the problem with everyone assuming guys like me, Archie Bunker dads, are evil and we have to have a new paradigm, a new dynamic, a new way of seeing the world.

00:27:44.000 No, we don't.

00:27:45.000 We need the patriarchy.

00:27:47.000 We need the dads.

00:27:48.000 We need me to be in charge.

00:27:51.000 Because when we let the nerds run rampant, bad things happen.

00:27:55.000 Because they're retarded. 1.00

00:27:56.000 And they don't trust their instincts.

00:27:59.000 And they're not honest.

00:28:00.000 There she is.

00:28:00.000 What's her name?

00:28:02.000 Peepa Baca.

00:28:03.000 Peppa Baca.

00:28:05.000 She's dead now.

00:28:07.000 And we don't know where her arms are. 0.81

00:28:11.000 How did the New York Times cover it?

00:28:12.000 They're probably like, the problematic performance artist killed on a peace trip is mourned.

00:28:19.000 Yeah, she was killed on a peace trip.

00:28:23.000 The New York Times hates that kind of stuff.

00:28:25.000 But go to.

00:28:28.000 Okay, first go to...

00:28:30.000 Let's go to 1.6.

00:28:34.000 Classical music is racist.

00:28:36.000 I just want to show you their world.

00:28:38.000 I just showed you how dangerous their world can be, but let's have a look at the way they see the world right now.

00:28:44.000 This woman believes that it's racist to listen to classical music because, I don't know, because it's a good thing that whites did. 0.99

00:28:53.000 Just like the museum.

00:28:55.000 If whites do something good, we can't talk about it. 0.99

00:28:58.000 If you're seeing this, you've reached classical music is racist, TikTok.

00:29:03.000 The fact that classical music, which is really the music of 18th century Western European cis-straight white male composers, is valued as the highest form of art music in America.

00:29:13.000 It's good.

00:29:14.000 Is an example of white supremacy.

00:29:16.000 Those who go to college to study music will spend countless hours studying music theory, Western music history, and more.

00:29:22.000 And most schools only have one class requirement or no class requirements for it.

00:29:27.000 Hold on a second.

00:29:28.000 Do you want proof it's good?

00:29:30.000 It's hard to do.

00:29:32.000 Punk is not revered very much in musical circles because it's easy to do.

00:29:39.000 If you think it's so stupid and worthless, go do it.

00:29:42.000 Let me hear your concerto of the social justice warrior.

00:29:46.000 This means that educators are woefully unprepared to meet the standards of understanding global interdisciplinary and 21st century connections.

00:29:54.000 Woefully unprepared.

00:29:55.000 Task forces like this one are arguing that the music major needs to be changed to be more all-in-prepared.

00:29:59.000 Is that you gulping a drink in the background?

00:30:01.000 Yes.

00:30:02.000 But in the meantime, those who are music educators have to struggle and wrestle with the question, how can I be actively anti-cancer?

00:30:08.000 How can I be actively anti-racist?

00:30:10.000 See, if you notice, by the way, with these people, if you say anything good about white people, it's white supremacy.

00:30:15.000 If you say anything bad about black people, it's racist.

00:30:17.000 Gotcha.

00:30:18.000 All right, so that's one person's view.

00:30:21.000 Go to 1.7.

00:30:22.000 And again, like that woman noticed last week, they are always alone.

00:30:29.000 I'm alone now because I told my family to leave because I don't want them hearing this show.

00:30:34.000 But they're not alone by choice.

00:30:39.000 By the way, you might want to ask Hawaiians if they're okay with this, especially when, I bet you 70 to 80% of Hawaii's economy is contingent on tourism.

00:30:52.000 Let me look that up while you play this.

00:30:54.000 The fact that people are still going to visit Hawaii, even though Native Hawaiians are requesting desperately that people stop coming, tells us that colonizers will always colonize. 0.97

00:31:05.000 There are so many tourists in the country.

00:31:07.000 20% are being told to restrict their water use.

00:31:12.000 There are so many cars that people are parking them and blocking highways.

00:31:16.000 The mayor of Maui has even requested airlines stop bringing people to the islands.

00:31:20.000 And before you say tourism helps the islands, no, it doesn't.

00:31:24.000 It creates a dependence on the upper class who is all of the tourists.

00:31:28.000 Trust me, there are hundreds of other things that local communities would rather be doing than serving entitled outside.

00:31:34.000 I don't know.

00:31:36.000 Stop.

00:31:37.000 Trust me.

00:31:38.000 No.

00:31:39.000 I don't trust you.

00:31:40.000 Trust me.

00:31:42.000 Everyone loves tourism.

00:31:44.000 It's the best thing for your country at all times.

00:31:47.000 It's free money.

00:31:49.000 Mining means we have to go into the ground, take something out.

00:31:53.000 There's all kinds of risks involved, all kinds of danger.

00:31:56.000 This is, you don't take anything out of the country.

00:31:58.000 People just come, stand on your country, look around, give you money, and leave.

00:32:02.000 Bye.

00:32:07.000 Whether colonization would happen in present day, because it is happening in present day, and we're witnessing it now.

00:32:13.000 We cannot let the past be repeated.

00:32:15.000 Is she even Hawaiian or is she like Korean and likes to capitalize? 1.00

00:32:19.000 And I used to know this Korean chick upstate, and she was half Korean, and she would wear feather earrings. 1.00

00:32:25.000 And I think she was playing on the fact that people might think she's Indian, Like our ADT guy who wishes he was more than just 4%.

00:32:35.000 And then my wife would be around, and I think she was kind of sketched out about my wife because my wife was Indian and it was like, shit.

00:32:44.000 It's like you're pretending that you survived 9-11 and then you talk to someone who really was in the towers and you're like, shit.

00:32:53.000 She might ask some questions about what floor I was on. 0.86

00:32:56.000 What was that?

00:32:57.000 So is she Chinese?

00:32:59.000 Is that Kong?

00:32:59.000 Was her last name?

00:33:03.000 So this Chinese woman. 1.00

00:33:05.000 YK Hong. 0.61

00:33:07.000 This Chinese woman is coming. 1.00

00:33:08.000 Seoul.

00:33:09.000 Korean.

00:33:10.000 Korean.

00:33:10.000 This Korean woman is coming.

00:33:12.000 And just like I said, and she's telling other people that they can't give money to Hawaiians. 1.00

00:33:18.000 This is all part of the same concept here, which is when you let the children run the show, they don't go to bed on time and they ruin the whole next day.

00:33:28.000 When you let the children run the show, they eat fruit loops for dinner and they get a tummy ache.

00:33:33.000 America is going through a tummy ache right now because it ate fruit loops for dinner. 0.91

00:33:38.000 Look at this fucking fruit loop.

00:33:41.000 This ugly, gay Korean. 1.00

00:33:45.000 This is why I had my daughter leave the room. 1.00

00:33:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:50.000 The truth hurts.

00:33:51.000 But yeah, she's got fake eyebrows, weird teeth. 1.00

00:33:54.000 And I think she's capitalizing on the fact that people think she's Hawaiian.

00:33:57.000 It's cooler to be Hawaiian than Korean. 1.00

00:33:59.000 I have no idea why.

00:34:01.000 Oh, wait, this is a really nice lady. 1.00

00:34:03.000 She goes by any pronouns used respectfully.

00:34:05.000 So if we misgender her, that's okay. 0.99

00:34:08.000 Okay, because I was going to use cunt, but it was just... 1.00

00:34:11.000 Yeah.

00:34:13.000 Okay, so check out 1-8.

00:34:15.000 NeuroDivergent Minor.

00:34:17.000 See if you can understand a word of this rant.

00:34:21.000 I'll pay you $10 if you can handle one word.

00:34:24.000 I made a really loud, yelly video about this, but I decided I will approach this in a more calm but stern manner.

00:34:30.000 A lot of the people using kitty and pup and bunny self-pronouns are neurodivergent minors.

00:34:37.000 It is a very common neurodivergent experience to feel a disconnect from being human and from the societal expectation of the gender you were assigned to birth.

00:34:48.000 So when you have this intersection of feeling a disconnect from being human and a disconnect from the societal expectation of gender, whether you're neurodivergent or not, a lot of people have this experience.

00:34:59.000 Hold on a sec.

00:35:00.000 We are letting the lunatics run the asylum.

00:35:02.000 That's not good for the asylum.

00:35:04.000 Let's take a little bit more of her, but we can't handle too much. 0.99

00:35:07.000 Experience who are neurodivergent.

00:35:09.000 It's just very common with neurodivergent people.

00:35:12.000 When this intersects, you get noun self-pronouns and animal noun self-pronouns.

00:35:20.000 If you are not comfortable using someone's pronouns because you assume it's kink for some weird ass reason, I'll tell you why we assume it's kink.

00:35:30.000 Stop.

00:35:30.000 That's perfect.

00:35:31.000 We assume it's kink because it often is.

00:35:34.000 Furries are fucking nerd perverts who are depraved and don't get laid. 0.94

00:35:39.000 Now, in the good old days, we would wedgie these people.

00:35:43.000 We would give them purple nurples, hang them by the basketball hoops, hang them by their underwear on the basketball hoops.

00:35:49.000 Now we don't anymore.

00:35:50.000 So what happens?

00:35:52.000 Well, you have situations like Raul Zito, 2-1, who is a popular gamer who has neurodivergent pronouns and identifies as Z-Zap.

00:36:06.000 And he gets online with young kids, convinces them to come over, and promptly rapes them.

00:36:14.000 Love has no gender, sexuality, body, or color.

00:36:18.000 And then Stone Toss predicted this.

00:36:22.000 Yes, this is...

00:36:23.000 Jesus, that guy is so spot on.

00:36:28.000 This is previous to this story coming out.

00:36:30.000 He had predicted this.

00:36:31.000 Stone Toss Tradamus.

00:36:35.000 Go to the one below that that has the article.

00:36:41.000 Pedo gamer, popular Fortnite gamer, Raul Zito, raped kids he lured on live stream after boasting of playing with young talents.

00:36:50.000 Cops in Brazil said he used his promise to the gamer to abuse children.

00:36:53.000 Child protection officers detained him on Tuesday in the Florianapolis in the state of Santa Catarina.

00:36:59.000 They said the mother of the boy alleged her son was abused between February and May.

00:37:03.000 Another child under 12 years old reported being abused.

00:37:07.000 Victims are aged between 10 and 14.

00:37:11.000 And then we have a story that's not quite as disgusting, but it's getting there.

00:37:14.000 1-9, we see this guy, Chris Chan.

00:37:17.000 Do you know who Chris Chan is, Slan?

00:37:19.000 Yes.

00:37:20.000 Actually, my buddy went down there and got footage.

00:37:23.000 He went there to just go check out the scene because he now lives in a hotel because his mother was taken away without spoilers.

00:37:30.000 And so he went there because he lives close to him and he was getting arrested.

00:37:35.000 So there's the footage of him being arrested and he saw it firsthand.

00:37:39.000 You didn't think to tell me that you have a massive scoop of a, what do you call that?

00:37:47.000 When you rape your mother? 0.88

00:37:50.000 Mother rape. 1.00

00:37:52.000 I think it's called.

00:37:53.000 He's literally a motherfucker.

00:37:56.000 Yeah, well, it's not the biggest scoop of the world, but he did film me.

00:37:59.000 He has footage of it.

00:38:01.000 Well, let's see it.

00:38:02.000 All right, here we go.

00:38:05.000 You have Chan.

00:38:09.000 I love how we have investigative journalists getting these amazing stories, and you're like, oh, yeah, I didn't tell you about that.

00:38:16.000 Well, let's see.

00:38:18.000 Okay.

00:38:19.000 So anyway, the spoiler for the people who aren't aware, he's a popular YouTuber just like Raul.

00:38:26.000 Total creep.

00:38:27.000 Same.

00:38:27.000 Well, pull up a picture of him.

00:38:28.000 Isn't it?

00:38:29.000 Go to that link first so we get the story before we see the footage because I bet the footage sucks.

00:38:34.000 Very good.

00:38:37.000 He fingered his mom and there's video of it.

00:38:41.000 It's on tape.

00:38:45.000 Oh, wow.

00:38:46.000 I didn't know that.

00:38:47.000 I thought there was just audio of him confessing.

00:38:50.000 I thought there was just audio of him confessing.

00:38:54.000 Nope.

00:38:54.000 Wow.

00:38:55.000 He's mostly focused on his and her face the whole time.

00:38:59.000 She actually says no In the video, which is not good.

00:39:03.000 And she had dementia, which is automatically rape.

00:39:06.000 Of course.

00:39:07.000 Yes.

00:39:08.000 Incest at best.

00:39:11.000 And she's 80 years old.

00:39:13.000 She must have had him really late because I think he's only 30.

00:39:17.000 There's an actual video of this shit going around.

00:39:19.000 You know, he's being sent to female prison, right? 0.91

00:39:24.000 I saw Cassandra.

00:39:24.000 We're sending a rapist, a male rapist to female prison.

00:39:27.000 See, that's perfect.

00:39:28.000 This is exactly what I'm talking about.

00:39:30.000 We let the lunatics run the asylum. 0.95

00:39:32.000 The museum turns into a giant apology fest, which, as we know, are the two things that Americans hate most.

00:39:39.000 This is why Trump won.

00:39:40.000 Don't touch my guns.

00:39:42.000 Don't apologize for my history.

00:39:44.000 And they keep doing both of those things and making everything about rape race when no one cares about race. 1.00

00:39:50.000 And they're ruining this country.

00:39:52.000 They're not just ruining the museum.

00:39:54.000 They're getting themselves killed.

00:39:55.000 They're getting other people killed.

00:39:57.000 They're getting kids violated.

00:40:03.000 Is no one here?

00:40:05.000 Are you here?

00:40:06.000 Yeah.

00:40:07.000 Oh.

00:40:08.000 I'll blank it out.

00:40:10.000 In post.

00:40:11.000 What is the time code?

00:40:13.000 40 minutes.

00:40:14.000 It's dangerous.

00:40:16.000 But go back to my links for Chris Chan.

00:40:22.000 So we can see 19 and 20.

00:40:26.000 Just had to make a note.

00:40:27.000 1920.

00:40:28.000 Here it comes.

00:40:36.000 Okay, there's that one.

00:40:40.000 And that's him.

00:40:41.000 Look at his cute little Pokemon thing.

00:40:44.000 Sonny Choo Comic Creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend.

00:40:51.000 I mean, you can...

00:40:52.000 See, if you had asked me, I would have looked at that picture and said, did a grown man draw that?

00:40:58.000 Yes.

00:40:58.000 Okay, lock him up.

00:41:01.000 He's bad news, I can tell.

00:41:04.000 Oh my god.

00:41:05.000 Oh, so those pictures at the top were him when he was male.

00:41:14.000 Like, I could have told you he was going to rape his mother.

00:41:19.000 Sorry, but it's obvious.

00:41:22.000 Yeah, I got the video here.

00:41:25.000 Anyway, disgusting.

00:41:29.000 You want the arrest video?

00:41:31.000 Yes.

00:41:32.000 Alright.

00:41:36.000 I was lucky that that guy got that.

00:41:38.000 What is he?

00:41:38.000 He's our Roger Stone guy's name?

00:41:42.000 David Shortel.

00:41:43.000 Yeah, he's our Shortel.

00:41:45.000 This is Jesse P.S. of Pod Awful.

00:41:47.000 We know this guy.

00:41:48.000 Yeah.

00:41:52.000 And have you ever heard of the kill stream?

00:41:54.000 There are other streamers.

00:41:55.000 Ethan Ralph, he was there.

00:41:58.000 I guess kind of camping out.

00:42:03.000 We gotta figure out this audio problem before we do this again.

00:42:12.000 A lot of cops.

00:42:14.000 Oh, is that him there?

00:42:15.000 Her there? 0.89

00:42:21.000 Oh, there he is in the bottom left there.

00:42:26.000 Most of you live streamed it?

00:42:35.000 Look at Chris Channel.

00:42:41.000 Look at the indignance in his face.

00:42:44.000 I didn't do anything wrong.

00:42:45.000 I'm proud of what I did.

00:42:47.000 Lots of people rape their moms. 1.00

00:42:52.000 Stupid dice.

00:42:58.000 So is this...

00:42:59.000 This is already all over the internet, right?

00:43:01.000 How many views does it have?

00:43:02.000 8,000?

00:43:04.000 August 1st.

00:43:05.000 So two days ago.

00:43:09.000 Merge the dimensions, Chris.

00:43:12.000 February 10.

00:43:18.000 And then we jump to Scary Ferry.

00:43:24.000 I can't hear you talk.

00:43:36.000 Is there anything else in his suitcase you need?

00:43:39.000 Just suitcase.

00:43:42.000 Okay.

00:43:42.000 Alright, so let's get back to the news.

00:43:45.000 How long have we been talking for?

00:43:48.000 About 43 minutes.

00:43:49.000 Oh, I can't hear you.

00:43:54.000 Now I can hear you.

00:43:55.000 43 minutes.

00:43:56.000 So what's going on with this audio, dude?

00:43:59.000 It keeps changing from...

00:44:00.000 It automatically changes from the good thing to the bad thing.

00:44:03.000 So I'm deleting the software.

00:44:04.000 So these things come with like a software, and it's forcing itself.

00:44:10.000 Now you're back.

00:44:11.000 I'm back?

00:44:12.000 Yeah, it keeps trying to force the software that it comes with.

00:44:16.000 Yeah, I understand that, but I thought you fixed it by deleting the software.

00:44:20.000 It's still switching.

00:44:21.000 It might be just some onboard hardware software.

00:44:24.000 Like, within the thing.

00:44:27.000 Hearing your theories is always depressing.

00:44:31.000 Okay, so this was in the news just a second ago.

00:44:34.000 Fourth police officer kills hisself.

00:44:38.000 This is starting to smell like Jeffrey Epstein.

00:44:41.000 Is it not?

00:44:43.000 Are you pulling that up?

00:44:45.000 Yep.

00:44:45.000 I'm back up to 1-1 now.

00:44:48.000 Okay.

00:44:51.000 Now, I could even understand if it was like fourth fireman kills himself after 9-11.

00:44:58.000 Like, I knew a guy named Sprague who was there right next to the towers, and as people were jumping off, they were taking body parts and putting them on pallets, like piling up body parts two feet high to be taken away and,

00:45:15.000 you know, sorted.

00:45:16.000 So he was picking up like a head, a leg, stuff like that.

00:45:20.000 People pop when they hit the ground from that height.

00:45:23.000 I would totally understand if you read about cops and firemen killing themselves after 9-11.

00:45:27.000 It was traumatic.

00:45:28.000 The meandering Was not traumatic.

00:45:32.000 It's politically beneficial for the DNC to portray it that way.

00:45:40.000 And this was good for their case.

00:45:42.000 The insurrection was so horrible.

00:45:44.000 Cops keep dying. 0.89

00:45:45.000 But I'm not buying it.

00:45:46.000 Cops in DC see a hell of a lot worse than some trespassing and some vandalism.

00:45:52.000 So if the cops were told we have to get this insurrection going, and if you see a barrier, get the barrier out of the way and tell them to come in to the Capitol.

00:46:04.000 If that was what happened, then there might be some cops who are threatening to blab and tell on their superiors.

00:46:13.000 Because something, like, you think this country's led by a buffoon.

00:46:17.000 It's obviously not.

00:46:19.000 He's obviously just standing there.

00:46:20.000 We see him.

00:46:21.000 He has no idea what's going on.

00:46:23.000 So someone very powerful, very smart, and very scary is running this country now.

00:46:29.000 And they like to fuck with us and have nerds run around telling us how to run a museum and getting our children raped and getting our seniors raped. 1.00

00:46:39.000 That's on one level.

00:46:40.000 But on a much deeper level, they're going to build back better.

00:46:44.000 There's globalists running this country.

00:46:46.000 And I don't know who it is specifically.

00:46:50.000 I think Susan Rice is involved.

00:46:52.000 I think Obama is involved.

00:46:54.000 I think the guy who used to be Biden's secretary is handler there when he was VP.

00:47:00.000 I think he's telling Biden what to say and what to do.

00:47:03.000 But don't think for a second we're dealing with the clowns you see on TV.

00:47:08.000 Those people are nothing.

00:47:10.000 The ones who got the...

00:47:12.000 If someone is killing cops and making it suicide, that's who you got to be scared of.

00:47:16.000 And it ain't easy to fake a cop suicide and get away with it.

00:47:22.000 These people are evil and scary.

00:47:24.000 The nerds you see raping their moms, that's just like the silly icing on the cake. 1.00

00:47:29.000 It's what's going on deep down that scares me.

00:47:32.000 Like Maddie the other day when he said they were listening to his conversations on his phone, through his phone, which was dead.

00:47:40.000 The battery was over.

00:47:41.000 So it's a black phone and it's recording what you say.

00:47:50.000 And also in the new, what's this now?

00:47:56.000 So I guess he's not going to the female prison.

00:47:58.000 There was an update.

00:48:00.000 But she originally thought that he was.

00:48:02.000 Here's some of Chris Chan's inmates, fellow inmates.

00:48:06.000 He's going to fit in quite nicely.

00:48:08.000 People who rape kids don't do well in prison.

00:48:11.000 I assume people who rape their own mothers do worse. 1.00

00:48:14.000 Right?

00:48:20.000 Look at that face on Chris Chan.

00:48:22.000 It's crazy.

00:48:23.000 Like, why are we allowing this shit?

00:48:27.000 Or I shouldn't say allowing it because I want a free country, but why are we glorifying mental illness?

00:48:33.000 That's really the issue.

00:48:40.000 My daughter took my son's bathing suit out of this Mario suitcase, and now my whole equilibrium is off because I was using it to balance it.

00:48:51.000 Also in the news, Andrew Cuomo.

00:48:55.000 Is he toast?

00:48:57.000 First of all, I don't see him as one of these powerful globalist guys.

00:49:00.000 You don't see the globalists on TV talking about themselves every day and writing books about how awesome they are.

00:49:07.000 Oh, dude, Matt Palombo just finished a book on George Soros.

00:49:11.000 And I said, nice knowing you.

00:49:15.000 Enjoy your imminent suicide.

00:49:18.000 But we'll have him on the show when that hits the shelves.

00:49:21.000 Looks really good.

00:49:22.000 And he's the most thorough researcher I know.

00:49:24.000 I actually have a picture of it somewhere.

00:49:26.000 Maybe you can pre-order it.

00:49:28.000 And I'll send it to you.

00:49:31.000 Columbo.

00:49:34.000 It's called The Man Behind the Curtain, Inside the Select Secret Network of George Soros.

00:49:42.000 Matt wrote that book with Dan Bongino about the Russia hoax and how it was the biggest lie perpetuated in American history.

00:49:52.000 That was before COVID, of course.

00:49:53.000 COVID is now the biggest winner for lies.

00:49:57.000 But is that coming up?

00:49:58.000 The man behind the curtain, George Soros?

00:50:01.000 I mean, I'll send you the picture, but it would be cool if it was.

00:50:05.000 It's not available for pre-order?

00:50:07.000 Not yet.

00:50:07.000 I'm seeing the Debunk Fish, Shattering Lies, his other books.

00:50:11.000 Great books, frankly.

00:50:13.000 Yeah, there's a couple of people that want to be guests coming up, and a lot of them have to do with books.

00:50:17.000 First of all, we got that guy, that Boston guy who's like a lot of feminists or babba bopa. 1.00

00:50:23.000 Remember that guy, Wurzelroot?

00:50:25.000 He wants to be on.

00:50:26.000 Seth, this great writer, Seth.

00:50:30.000 He's been on Tucker a bunch of times.

00:50:31.000 He has a new book out.

00:50:32.000 And then Palumbo.

00:50:34.000 So we should be able to break in that new set sometime soon.

00:50:39.000 Oh, you mean sit-down guys.

00:50:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, I couldn't schedule any because I'm all over the place.

00:50:50.000 As you can see, I'm doing this show from JFK.

00:50:54.000 Dude, my scent emails are so bizarre.

00:50:57.000 It's like they're alive.

00:51:00.000 But like when you look at them, they move?

00:51:03.000 Yeah, like I just to find that book for you.

00:51:06.000 And now I go back to my scent, and my last email to you was from last week.

00:51:13.000 And then I'm looking at opening song Red Dress.

00:51:17.000 Jesus.

00:51:18.000 I do have this, though.

00:51:23.000 Anyway, I can remember the notes.

00:51:26.000 I got Palumbo's book cover on screen.

00:51:29.000 Yeah, yeah, we're done talking about that.

00:51:32.000 Cuomo.

00:51:33.000 So he, all of those allegations, which seemed to vanish last week, remember?

00:51:40.000 He had Bill Cosby size.

00:51:42.000 Jesus Christ, look at what I'm staring at as I sit here and talk to you.

00:51:49.000 Wait, wait, sorry.

00:51:50.000 Is that an old-timey phone, too?

00:51:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:53.000 Nice.

00:51:55.000 Wow.

00:51:57.000 Wait, I'm really fucking this up.

00:51:59.000 Oh, you know, while you figure that out, by the way, our buddy Josh of Wrong Opinion, he has fam in Costa Rica, and he said that you can hang out with his alpaca farm, take the kids to to the alpaca farm if you'd like to do that.

00:52:14.000 Hey, go back to my view.

00:52:17.000 That's right in front of my room.

00:52:24.000 You're welcome, by the way, Arab Emirates, for all the gas. 1.00

00:52:30.000 I love any Coulter's thing.

00:52:31.000 She goes, why did we even tell them that they have all that oil?

00:52:34.000 We should have just said we were cleaning their water supply for them for $100 a month. 1.00

00:52:40.000 What do they do with their money?

00:52:42.000 They drive cars sideways on two wheels.

00:52:45.000 They have harems.

00:52:47.000 They rape chicks. 0.99

00:52:50.000 It was a bad move.

00:52:51.000 Bad move.

00:52:52.000 Anyway.

00:52:53.000 Speaking of raping chicks. 1.00

00:52:54.000 Speaking of raping chicks and the left and the lunatics running the asylum. 1.00

00:52:59.000 Oh, this tweet goes, a lot of Honduran kids are about to get a bunch of free merch. 0.97

00:53:04.000 And he's got all the shirts from when Cuomo was the hot thing.

00:53:09.000 God, he loved those days, didn't he?

00:53:12.000 But is this going to stick?

00:53:15.000 I don't know.

00:53:16.000 It's anyone's guess if this works.

00:53:19.000 Because he was found to be guilty of Bill Cosby-sized, at least Bill Cosby numbers of women saying that he sexually assaulted them.

00:53:29.000 Now, his comeback, he released a statement today where he said, oh, can I hear that?

00:53:43.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:53:45.000 Be quiet, please.

00:53:47.000 I'm going to be speaking on COVID at 4 o'clock this afternoon.

00:53:51.000 I'll take questions on.

00:53:52.000 It's a fucking phone.

00:53:54.000 Yeah, don't think this old man has anything to do with the country at all.

00:53:58.000 But Cuomo came back and said, it's Trump people.

00:54:04.000 Trump supporters are attacking me.

00:54:06.000 This is all baseless allegations, blah, blah, blah.

00:54:11.000 We knew he was going to say that.

00:54:12.000 Of course, he always makes it about him and he's the victim.

00:54:15.000 A bunch of women are saying you raped them, you sexually assaulted them. 0.99

00:54:19.000 Yeah, I'm the victim here.

00:54:22.000 That's usually not a good way to go, Andy.

00:54:25.000 Let me hear his response.

00:54:26.000 If you put your mic in, sometimes I can hear it.

00:54:30.000 Now finally share the truth.

00:54:32.000 My attorney, who is a non-political former federal prosecutor, has done a response to each allegation.

00:54:41.000 And the facts are much different than what has been portrayed.

00:54:46.000 That document is available on my website.

00:54:50.000 If you are interested, please take the time to read the facts and decide for yourself.

00:54:57.000 Whatever.

00:54:58.000 Is it worth hearing?

00:55:00.000 No, he said, just go to the site and see for yourself.

00:55:04.000 I got all the facts there and ba-ba-ba-bee, ba-ba-ba.

00:55:09.000 Let's go to the site.

00:55:13.000 AndrewCuomo.com.

00:55:19.000 And then is he also talking about Tony Bennett an hour later?

00:55:24.000 Tony Bennett was one of the greatest men out there.

00:55:30.000 Anyway, in other news, I missed Tony Bennett.

00:55:33.000 What a great, great singer. 0.84

00:55:35.000 Just a really talented guy.

00:55:39.000 Yeah.

00:55:40.000 So I honestly think if I was a betting man, which I am, I would just flip a coin to see if this is going to stick.

00:55:49.000 I have no fucking clue.

00:55:51.000 It's pretty good.

00:55:53.000 I mean, they were allegations.

00:55:55.000 They were in the paper.

00:55:56.000 He managed to sort of scuttlebutt that.

00:55:59.000 But now it's a legal decision.

00:56:04.000 Michelle is still on board.

00:56:09.000 Wow.

00:56:09.000 Okay, Michelle.

00:56:12.000 It's like Chris Rock says when you're doing really well with pussies, like you get to the point where you start abusing them so one of them will dump you. 1.00

00:56:20.000 And it just doesn't work.

00:56:22.000 And you're like, won't one of these bitches dump me? 1.00

00:56:32.000 So yeah, we don't know about that.

00:56:33.000 Then there was Biden had something on his chin that looked like egg yolk.

00:56:37.000 And one of his handlers handed him a note and said, sir, there's something on your chin.

00:56:42.000 Which I don't think I have the video there.

00:56:44.000 Yeah.

00:56:44.000 It says there's something on your chin.

00:56:46.000 I was considering making that a t-shirt.

00:56:48.000 Sir, there is something on your chin.

00:56:50.000 Wait, is that not Photoshop?

00:56:52.000 That's real.

00:56:55.000 It's backwards.

00:56:57.000 It's a blank piece of paper.

00:56:59.000 And it totally throws them off, too.

00:57:01.000 Look.

00:57:02.000 Federal and state government.

00:57:03.000 Sir, there's something on the office.

00:57:05.000 This issue is ongoing each year as we have discussed.

00:57:09.000 It gets worse.

00:57:10.000 It hates the hang from children who are breathing the and expand your capacity.

00:57:18.000 What's the next one?

00:57:23.000 Whatever.

00:57:24.000 My pet Biden.

00:57:25.000 And then he had all his maps.

00:57:26.000 Did you see that?

00:57:28.000 And then I thought this was funny.

00:57:29.000 The meme became a reality in the Olympics, 1-5.

00:57:38.000 Yeah, the cartoon on the left was done before the clips on the right.

00:57:44.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:57:46.000 What is going on?

00:57:47.000 Life imitates art.

00:57:50.000 You were third, my friend.

00:57:54.000 Oh, that bitch who turned her back on the national anthem, she failed and bailed and sucks. 1.00

00:58:03.000 We got a good letter about that, actually.

00:58:05.000 Let's go to the mailbag.

00:58:10.000 It's going to be a short up.

00:58:13.000 Are you going to play the thing?

00:58:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:17.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:58:21.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:58:27.000 Let me touch it.

00:58:31.000 So, dude, I sent you this separately.

00:58:36.000 Are you there?

00:58:36.000 Can you hear me?

00:58:37.000 Yep.

00:58:40.000 Can you hear me?

00:58:41.000 I'm going to show his name.

00:58:43.000 But I can't hear you.

00:58:46.000 Let's see here.

00:58:47.000 But he said, it's a friend of mine.

00:58:48.000 He goes, I know you're on vacation having a blast.

00:58:50.000 I'm not a fan of your black woman quitting thesis. 1.00

00:58:52.000 I know too many who are busting their asses to raise kids on their own, but I have to admit, you might be onto something in terms of a certain class of elite black women. 1.00

00:59:00.000 This one just screwed herself out of a metal by slowing down to a jog for the last meters of her sprint. 1.00

00:59:07.000 And her name is Sherika.

00:59:09.000 Sherika? 0.55

00:59:11.000 What the fuck kind of a name is Sherika? 1.00

00:59:15.000 That's like that's a fuck you to the country.

00:59:20.000 When you're called Juicy instead of Jesse, what it means is, I don't like you.

00:59:24.000 I don't want to be part.

00:59:25.000 I don't want to assimilate. 0.96

00:59:26.000 I don't like your country.

00:59:27.000 It's same with like overeducated blacks who wear colorless shirts with their suits. 1.00

00:59:34.000 It's like a fuck you to the man.

00:59:36.000 Like I'm not Erica.

00:59:37.000 I'm Sherika.

00:59:38.000 I'm not your colored shirt.

00:59:39.000 I'm my colored shirt with just no collar.

00:59:43.000 Rafael is not pleased with...

00:59:45.000 Wait, I clicked a button by accident.

00:59:47.000 So do we have footage of her slowing down to a trot?

00:59:55.000 What a dummy. 0.59

00:59:58.000 And then he says, you might also take note of Perdita Felician, World Champion Olympic favorite in 2004, who gave everyone attitude, then tripped over the first hurdle at the Olympics.

01:00:12.000 She then false started and dequeued herself at the next Olympics. 0.98

01:00:17.000 What a catch.

01:00:21.000 I never talked about it, and I am now, growing up in poverty.

01:00:28.000 Yeah, just like Cuomo, these people are such narcissists.

01:00:32.000 They fuck up and their angle to the world is poor me.

01:00:38.000 Look at what I've been through.

01:00:40.000 By the way, one thing I forgot to say about this, the world being useless when it's run by the lunatics.

01:00:49.000 I forgot one link, but we'll just go back to that now.

01:00:52.000 2-2.

01:00:53.000 I thought this really sums up this fatherless world.

01:00:56.000 Like, pater, a patriarch.

01:00:59.000 It comes from the Latin meaning father.

01:01:01.000 So the patriarchy isn't just, I want to get rid of male dominance.

01:01:05.000 It's, I want to end dads.

01:01:07.000 I don't want dads.

01:01:09.000 And then we've seen this experiment in real life, in real time, and we see nothing but pain and suffering.

01:01:17.000 And you know who suffers most?

01:01:18.000 It's women, children, the weak. 1.00

01:01:21.000 No, that's not really a good time for that.

01:01:24.000 Go to 2-2.

01:01:26.000 You got it up already?

01:01:27.000 Yep.

01:01:30.000 The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

01:01:33.000 So we don't know who this girl is, some young girl.

01:01:35.000 She's got a sexy avatar. 0.88

01:01:37.000 And then if you want to run into this pussy instead, free sex tape if you sub and mention this tweet. 1.00

01:01:45.000 So she's got an OnlyFans account.

01:01:47.000 These young girls are driven to prostitution because they have no guidance, because they have no dads, because we are living in an anti-patriarchal country.

01:01:58.000 I'm turning into Biden.

01:02:00.000 On vacation, I become Joe Biden.

01:02:05.000 Are you going to have this audio fixed?

01:02:09.000 I can't function without knowing if you're there or...

01:02:12.000 I'm here.

01:02:13.000 Like, I didn't know that you had Margo Fox up until I saw it.

01:02:16.000 I got Margo Fox.

01:02:20.000 Can you hear me now?

01:02:25.000 Yeah, you're way behind me, dude.

01:02:26.000 I'm off to the mailbag.

01:02:28.000 I'm at video drop.

01:02:30.000 A gay fag in Rytard. 1.00

01:02:32.000 Here's a potential video drop.

01:02:33.000 The Dr. Lexus scene from the movie Idiocracy starts at 10 seconds in.

01:02:37.000 Punchline is at 36 seconds.

01:02:39.000 It's a versatile drop that can be used in every segment GOML has.

01:02:44.000 Now, I assume it's the clip of you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. 1.00

01:02:51.000 We've already done that.

01:02:59.000 Shit sucks.

01:03:01.000 That's basically this show.

01:03:04.000 I'm going to call this episode shit sucks.

01:03:06.000 Well, not so good.

01:03:08.000 You know, I don't really know what's going on, but I'm s ⁇ to get back to base.

01:03:12.000 Right.

01:03:14.000 Kick ass.

01:03:16.000 I can't.

01:03:16.000 Don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but it says on your chart that you're fucked up.

01:03:21.000 You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. 1.00

01:03:24.000 What I do is...

01:03:26.000 Why did that movie not do better?

01:03:29.000 I can't figure it out.

01:03:35.000 Hey, Rongvin. 0.73

01:03:38.000 This letter is called You Historical Retard. 0.82

01:03:42.000 Hey, Rongvin, Lincoln was against slavery from early in his career.

01:03:44.000 The letter you're referencing, keeping slavery to preserve the Union, was not because he had flipped or did not believe slaves should be free.

01:03:52.000 Yeah, I know.

01:03:54.000 Lincoln, as with past leaders, understood during peacetime that the president did not have the authority to end slavery.

01:03:59.000 Lincoln was able to separate his personal feelings from his duty.

01:04:02.000 However, the southern states believed that he couldn't, which is why secession happened so quickly after his election.

01:04:08.000 Lincoln was only able to free the slaves as a wartime president.

01:04:10.000 Once secession happened, they were essentially another country.

01:04:14.000 Slaves were considered property and could be taken like enemy cannons.

01:04:18.000 So basically, he collected them as property, became their owners, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:21.000 The Civil War was about slavery.

01:04:23.000 We can see this clearly from their various southern state secession documents.

01:04:28.000 And then it has in big quotes, the general government, as the common agent, passed laws to carry into effect these stipulations of the states.

01:04:34.000 For many years, these laws were executed.

01:04:36.000 But an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding states to the institution of slavery has led to a disregard of their obligations, and the laws of the general government have ceased to affect the objects of the Constitution.

01:04:50.000 Yeah, I knew Lincoln was against slavery, dude.

01:04:54.000 I just said that it couldn't have been the top priority if he was willing to throw it all away In order to maintain the Union.

01:05:02.000 That doesn't make him pro-slavery.

01:05:05.000 He was just so desperate to preserve the Union that he would have thrown that out.

01:05:09.000 But the beauty of focusing on the Civil War being about slavery is it means that we deserve a giant apology or a thank you. 0.66

01:05:19.000 I mean, 620,000 white men died ending slavery.

01:05:23.000 That's an American genocide. 0.72

01:05:25.000 How about some reparations or just some polite thank yous every time we walk down the street?

01:05:32.000 Oh, you're white. 0.99

01:05:32.000 Thank you for your service. 0.99

01:05:35.000 You freed me.

01:05:39.000 But isn't that crazy, though?

01:05:41.000 Like, you end slavery.

01:05:43.000 You lose 5 million of your population, keeping in mind population inflation, right?

01:05:48.000 You lose 5 million men, 620,000.

01:05:51.000 Major war.

01:05:53.000 I think in World War II, I don't remember how many we lost in World War II, but I think it was like 390,000 or something.

01:06:00.000 Hey, computer.

01:06:01.000 How many soldiers in World War II?

01:06:05.000 Dude, you got to see this fucking hotel.

01:06:08.000 25 million soldiers.

01:06:09.000 I'm going off topic here.

01:06:12.000 But I picked up my phone because I had written down all the deaths in World War I, World War II.

01:06:17.000 And we have Veterans Day, I guess.

01:06:21.000 But I would think normally to have Americans thank you for freeing us and losing all those men in that war.

01:06:30.000 Wow.

01:06:31.000 What a fantastic country I live in.

01:06:33.000 I'm so happy to be black here.

01:06:35.000 But no, they focus on, well, you had Jim Crow.

01:06:38.000 Exactly like the museum where they go, yeah, you ended World War II, but you had internment camps.

01:06:46.000 Do you think I'm a god?

01:06:48.000 Is that why I have to be so perfectly infallible to you?

01:06:52.000 Am I Jesus Christ?

01:06:54.000 Isn't that what they're going for here?

01:06:56.000 It's a strange sort of backhand compliment where you do something as incredible as end slavery and destroy Nazis, and the takeaways are what you farted.

01:07:08.000 Okay?

01:07:09.000 So you want me to be absolutely perfect.

01:07:11.000 Got it.

01:07:15.000 This one's to Maddie and Ryan.

01:07:17.000 A couple years ago when I was away at work, some piece of shit tried to break in my home and attack my sister in broad daylight while she was changing.

01:07:23.000 I arrived home later that day and had a friend help me board up the window.

01:07:26.000 Oddly enough, I was in the process of moving from San Diego to New York City, and my friend, who's going to be moving into my house, got pissed because I decided to spray a little note on the now boarded up sign, board up windows.

01:07:39.000 He told me, you're leaving, and now people are going to think this is a crack house.

01:07:42.000 I retorted by saying, the windows are boarded up, so they are going to think it's a crack house anyway.

01:07:47.000 I went on to say, you may be moving in, but this is still my house, and I want that cocksucker to know what's good. 1.00

01:07:52.000 What, you wrote a note on the window?

01:07:54.000 You think that means anything?

01:07:55.000 That's not how you get revenge on someone who sexually assaulted your sister, dude.

01:07:59.000 You don't say, fuck you, on a sign.

01:08:03.000 You go and murder him.

01:08:05.000 I retorted by saying, Balba, as we were having that conversation in the front yard, the police arrived because I loosely fit the description of the would-be assailant, and my neighbors came out to see what was going on.

01:08:16.000 To my buddy's shock, everyone was on board with what I did, and my little art show got picked up by the local news.

01:08:21.000 I'd love to sh come back, and I fucking kill you. 1.00

01:08:24.000 I'd love to share more, but I know I only get one thing.

01:08:29.000 Yeah, sorry, buddy.

01:08:30.000 Not impressed.

01:08:32.000 You wrote a rude note to someone who raped your sister.

01:08:35.000 Yeah, at first glance.

01:08:37.000 Not exactly street justice.

01:08:41.000 Capital police are not real cops.

01:08:43.000 They're bums and idiots trying to get into federal agencies. 1.00

01:08:46.000 The oversized suit thing is super common.

01:08:48.000 I've seen these morons with white socks in a black suit.

01:08:51.000 The only agency worse is Customs and Border Patrol.

01:08:54.000 Ooh.

01:08:57.000 Still doesn't explain that suicide.

01:08:59.000 Weird fucking suicide.

01:09:02.000 Isn't it?

01:09:03.000 Four of them have now committed suicide.

01:09:07.000 I don't get it.

01:09:11.000 Scroll past all the boner pill ads and half-naked tennis player bikini pics, and it's insane to see the collusion we all know is happening.

01:09:18.000 Just like how you were banned on all platforms on the same day.

01:09:22.000 And then Gateway pointed the world's hardest site to look at.

01:09:28.000 Great site, though.

01:09:29.000 I love it.

01:09:29.000 Great writing.

01:09:31.000 Dr. Shiver discovers existence of the secretive long fuse report.

01:09:34.000 Exposes Twitter government collusion as momentous discovery as Pentagon Papers.

01:09:42.000 Huh.

01:09:45.000 Twitter built a special portal offered to certain governmental entities so that government officials can flag and delete content they dislike for any reason as part of what they call their Twitter partner status.

01:09:56.000 Holy shit.

01:09:57.000 And that's especially damning in other countries.

01:10:00.000 You know they do that with China and dictatorships.

01:10:04.000 God damn, imagine what goes on in South Africa.

01:10:09.000 Hey, Gabbin and Rory, check out this video of a woman working at a gas station saving a seizing woman's baby at the register.

01:10:18.000 I like your new sunglasses more than a friend.

01:10:21.000 Alrighty?

01:10:22.000 Let's check that out.

01:10:23.000 Nice lady with grandma instincts. 1.00

01:10:29.000 We're ready.

01:10:36.000 Got a little baby.

01:10:38.000 I miss having a baby.

01:10:40.000 Those are cute.

01:10:45.000 Buddy of mine has four kids under seven years old.

01:10:52.000 It's like you hear that musical, the bumblebee.

01:11:01.000 Oh look, she's seizing right there. 1.00

01:11:04.000 She's having like a mini stroke or whatever.

01:11:07.000 Okay, let's get the baby off of you. 1.00

01:11:11.000 And now I gotta make sure you don't hit your head.

01:11:14.000 If you have prone to seizures, should you be carrying a baby?

01:11:17.000 Look at that.

01:11:18.000 He's gotta put his drinks down.

01:11:20.000 What a pig. 1.00

01:11:22.000 What a pig. 1.00

01:11:25.000 I don't want my vitamin water to fall.

01:11:29.000 Drop your shit and take care of the woman having a seizure. 0.98

01:11:35.000 Although I will say that might be a thing where your brain sort of zaps.

01:11:39.000 Because I've done dumb shit when there's an emergency, like tied my shoe and then run over or something.

01:11:43.000 I think your brain sort of overloads and you do dumb shit that's instinctual.

01:11:49.000 I'll forgive him for that.

01:11:53.000 Bonjour.

01:11:54.000 Dear Gavin and Ryan guy.

01:11:55.000 Ryan was a retard, brought into compound, somehow brought it to Gavin. 0.99

01:11:58.000 Gavin is a retard who needed the others' advice and now again has a personality too big for even him. 0.99

01:12:05.000 I hope you get some guy that doesn't sell you down the Judd Legoom, but Josh Denny sucks and fucking Drew Barrymore.

01:12:12.000 So this was from the Drew Barrymore episode.

01:12:14.000 That was what, two months ago?

01:12:16.000 The bonfire got there and was beyond funnier.

01:12:19.000 AIU is your reprieve, but you got to get some funny people, some mean people.

01:12:23.000 You ever noticed Gavin said folks so much before?

01:12:26.000 The app is grown stale.

01:12:27.000 Did I dream clips of the month?

01:12:29.000 That horseshit?

01:12:30.000 You're not young, Gavin, so the young punk you canceled.

01:12:34.000 I know no movement survives without the youth, but who is GG Allen's successor?

01:12:38.000 Be prepared for this to die.

01:12:43.000 I know you have, but I've been watching 29 episodes of GML, and since then you've gotten fat.

01:12:48.000 The video drops are starting to get stale.

01:12:51.000 10 years of this channel?

01:12:52.000 How old is Devin Tracy?

01:12:54.000 That Animal House speech was getting thrown out of Williamsburg?

01:12:57.000 Well, that's enough.

01:12:58.000 I don't understand this person.

01:13:00.000 The torch has to die for someone to notice it's gone out.

01:13:03.000 Like most fuckers here, I've watched you since Rebel, but don't claw.

01:13:06.000 Let it die.

01:13:07.000 The U.S. government wouldn't let Joe Biggs exist.

01:13:09.000 Let the people become hateful.

01:13:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:13.000 And what is the audience of Soph and Lotus?

01:13:14.000 Young girls, I doubt it. 1.00

01:13:15.000 I can't imagine the face of that girl who couldn't have a kid due to that viewer who had a vasectomy. 0.99

01:13:21.000 Okay, so I guess we'll be shutting down the site, folks.

01:13:25.000 This will be our final episode.

01:13:27.000 That was a wake of cake with a guy named Adam.

01:13:32.000 He's right, you know?

01:13:34.000 I know this is a thing.

01:13:36.000 Moment in the sun.

01:13:39.000 And I've become chubby and fat and a loser.

01:13:43.000 Not funny anymore.

01:13:44.000 You're alive.

01:13:45.000 We don't have an audience.

01:13:47.000 Soph and Lotus.

01:13:48.000 No one watches that.

01:13:49.000 Not young girls. 0.99

01:13:51.000 No one watches this.

01:13:53.000 Everything's gotten stale.

01:13:54.000 The app is even stale.

01:13:56.000 And I'm going to get on a plane soon and maybe never come back.

01:14:02.000 You know?

01:14:03.000 I've lived in Costa Rica for many years.

01:14:07.000 Well, with months at a time.

01:14:08.000 It probably ends up to a year.

01:14:11.000 I know the place, Pudavida.

01:14:13.000 I'll live with the Ticos, have burritos. 1.00

01:14:16.000 They don't really have cuisine there.

01:14:18.000 It's just fish and beans, rice.

01:14:20.000 Montefuma, Coca-Colica, here I come.

01:14:23.000 I hate this.

01:14:24.000 Alright, let's go to the final, final video.

01:14:28.000 Because this whole thing is over now.

01:14:34.000 Sad.

01:14:34.000 We had a good run, though.

01:14:37.000 Sucks that I just built that.

01:14:47.000 Welcome to the very last final video of this show, which is now over.

01:14:55.000 This show is ironically called Shit Sucks.

01:14:59.000 This is one of those videos, you know, you see these guys on the West Side Highway in New York City, and every time I see videos of them, and every time I see them in real life, I just think, please fall, please fall, please fall, please fall.

01:15:10.000 And sometimes they don't, but sometimes your prayers are answered by mob and chiz.

01:15:14.000 Take it away, mob.

01:15:17.000 Yeah, grab the ground. 0.84

01:15:18.000 That'll work.

01:15:19.000 And then boom.

01:15:20.000 Holy shit.

01:15:22.000 Look, he keeps running.

01:15:23.000 The guy who does the flip, he falls in front of someone where there's two on a bike.

01:15:28.000 Oh, no.

01:15:29.000 No, it's not.

01:15:29.000 It's one on a bike.

01:15:30.000 So that guy gets up and hauls to get out of the way.

01:15:34.000 Yeah, and that guy flips and then he hauls to get out of the way.

01:15:37.000 Did you see the update?

01:15:40.000 God is funny.

01:15:42.000 All right, folks, that's it.

01:15:44.000 Oh, I can't hear you.

01:15:46.000 So, you got some important news to say?

01:15:51.000 Can they hear you?

01:15:53.000 Yeah.

01:15:54.000 You appear to be scrolling.

01:15:56.000 You're making your thumbs are up.

01:15:59.000 If this is the same problem next time we do the show, I'm going to kill your family.

01:16:05.000 What do you got there?

01:16:06.000 You got a video?

01:16:08.000 This is like talking to a deaf person. 0.98

01:16:11.000 There's an update.

01:16:12.000 Here we go.

01:16:13.000 So you're stopping the show to show us...

01:16:15.000 Oh, shit.

01:16:21.000 Is that the same incident?

01:16:25.000 It is the same incident.

01:16:28.000 What a bunch of fucking idiots.

01:16:32.000 Well, you did a cool wheelie.

01:16:37.000 So people were on fire.

01:16:40.000 What a bunch of fucking losers.

01:16:45.000 His ass is literally on fire.

01:16:49.000 Look at them in their sneakers and their t-shirts.

01:16:53.000 Good motorcycle attire.

01:16:56.000 But yeah, the theme of today's show is don't let the lunatics run the asylum.

01:17:00.000 It sucks.

01:17:01.000 I'll be in Costa Rica tomorrow.

01:17:05.000 And it's a fancy hotel, so I'll probably have pretty good internet.

01:17:07.000 So let's try to do this and let's try to fix these problems, Ryan.

01:17:11.000 I like you all more than a friend.

01:17:13.000 And remember, get fired.

01:17:19.000 Get in trouble.

01:17:20.000 Be brave.

01:17:21.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 03, 2021

S04E16 - SHIT SUCKS

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