Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 31, 2022


S04E180 - HAMMER HALLOWEEN


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

143.71622

Word Count

709

Sentence Count

91

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

It's Halloween, and Gavin and Ryan have dressed up as Paul Pelosi and his mysterious pedophile, drug addict lover. It's also the spookiest Halloween party they've ever been to, and it's not even close to being the worst.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 I'm from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
00:00:39.000 What are you doing, dude?
00:00:41.000 Come on down.
00:00:41.000 He's pretty good, man.
00:00:44.000 Let me grab a hammer.
00:00:45.000 Have your own hammer.
00:00:47.000 Go back to the pool.
00:00:48.000 Take off the pieces.
00:00:50.000 Fuck off.
00:00:53.000 i'll hit you with this I'm humbled to do a wellness check.
00:01:11.000 Motherfuckers reaching for my shit.
00:01:14.000 And your hammer sucks.
00:01:16.000 Look at this thing.
00:01:17.000 Yeah, why do you think I was reaching it for yours?
00:01:23.000 It's got a real good swing on it.
00:01:25.000 You gave me the bad one.
00:01:28.000 This piece of shit.
00:01:30.000 That was chick, chick, chick.
00:01:33.000 Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark.
00:01:37.000 Old band.
00:01:38.000 It started in the mid-90s.
00:01:40.000 Sacramento.
00:01:41.000 It's actually an amalgam of two other bands.
00:01:43.000 What were the other bands?
00:01:44.000 Black Licorice and Pope Smashers.
00:01:47.000 And they merged into this cool dance, kind of pre-what do you call those guys?
00:01:54.000 Death from Above guys.
00:01:57.000 Pre-those dudes.
00:01:59.000 So as you may have guessed, it's Halloween, and Ryan and I have dressed up as Paul Pelosi and his mysterious pedophile, drug addict lover.
00:02:09.000 Hottest story of the year.
00:02:11.000 We cannot get over it.
00:02:13.000 Very spooky costume.
00:02:15.000 What?
00:02:15.000 It's a very spooky.
00:02:16.000 It's our spookiest one.
00:02:18.000 Spooky.
00:02:18.000 Spookiest one.
00:02:19.000 It's also our chilliest.
00:02:21.000 Yes, it is cold.
00:02:22.000 I'm too cheap to turn on the heat, and so you may notice our nipples are erect.
00:02:30.000 So let's just dive right into that, shall we?
00:02:32.000 Ooh, spooky background.
00:02:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:38.000 We had a Halloween party on the weekend.
00:02:40.000 It ruled.
00:02:42.000 Jab Tab was a pumpin'.
00:02:43.000 What were you?
00:02:45.000 I was a Slav.
00:02:47.000 What's that got to do with?
00:02:48.000 The theme was 80s and 90s TV shows.
00:02:50.000 But I went to a different thing in Tarrytown.
00:02:54.000 I wanted to be like edgy, so I wore my Yeezys, and I was Russian.
00:02:57.000 I had a Russian hat.
00:02:58.000 Nick Rochefort from MDVE, he had a hat that was in Russian.
00:03:02.000 So I wore that, and I wore the thing, and I would squat down and smoke.
00:03:06.000 So that party was a higher priority to you than mine.
00:03:10.000 Well, I didn't have enough time to go back and change.
00:03:12.000 I don't have a restaurant.
00:03:13.000 You could have been 80s TV for the other party.
00:03:15.000 They had no theme.
00:03:17.000 I don't have a costume.
00:03:18.000 But you know what I was?
00:03:19.000 80s, the guys, run DMC.
00:03:23.000 Run DMC.
00:03:25.000 I reminded myself by saying the name of the thing I was thinking of.
00:03:29.000 That was a good clue you gave yourself there.
00:03:31.000 The actual name.
00:03:33.000 I like how my wife was Hulk Hogan.
00:03:35.000 I can't show you any pictures because my friends don't want to be identified, of course.
00:03:39.000 But my wife was Hulk Hogan and Ryan goes, oh, I have pit vipers you can wear.
00:03:45.000 And she goes, cool.
00:03:45.000 And then he looks in his truck and he's like, oh, they're not there.
00:03:48.000 Oh, my Daphne took them inside.
00:03:52.000 I'm like, a baby can't really take something inside.
00:03:55.000 We let her take them in.
00:03:57.000 No.
00:03:59.000 The baby was playing with them.
00:04:01.000 You don't say babies don't take things inside.
00:04:04.000 We took the baby inside, but she took the glasses.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, she said some glasses stuck to her when you took her inside.
00:04:09.000 I guess in a way we took them inside.
00:04:12.000 Yeah.
00:04:12.000 And then I gave you the two pieces.
00:04:14.000 Here are the two stems for the thing.
00:04:16.000 And she's like, thanks.
00:04:18.000 That's great.
00:04:19.000 That's a start.
00:04:21.000 Any pit viper pieces you can get are great.
00:04:23.000 I can just get the rest on my own.
00:04:26.000 It's like money.
00:04:27.000 Like, I can't give you $100, but here's $10.
00:04:29.000 Okay.
00:04:30.000 Yeah.
00:04:31.000 That'll do.
00:04:32.000 You know, there was some interesting dynamics because when I first opened Gav's tab, I was like, I'm going to have my baseball dad parties, and then I'm going to have my boxing parties, and then I'm going to have my dive bar parties, and all those, because all those friends are different.
00:04:47.000 And, you know, when you have just boxing guys, everyone knows what to talk about, sort of.
00:04:52.000 You have a lot in common.
00:04:53.000 And you all know each other, have a very similar vibe.
00:04:55.000 I'm not popular enough.