Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E22 - NO LULLS ONLY LOLS

00:00:08.000 Everything is wrong.

00:00:09.000 Me and my baby party.

00:00:11.000 All day long I'm walking up forgetting my phone.

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 This is me, my baby party.

00:00:22.000 Come on, I can't get started.

00:00:24.000 Come on, I can't afford to check it.

00:00:27.000 I wish I'd come along and run and do it, wreck it.

00:00:30.000 Everything is wrong.

00:00:32.000 I've been without you every night.

00:00:34.000 Thinking about you every time.

00:00:37.000 Sounds like thunder.

00:00:39.000 Some stupid guy trying to reach another number.

00:00:43.000 Since I've been without you, always thinking about you.

00:00:50.000 Some stupid guy trying to reach another number.

00:01:07.000 We can't cover.

00:01:08.000 There he is.

00:01:15.000 Everything is wrong, that's all you're baby.

00:01:18.000 I really wanna see you and I don't mean maybe.

00:01:21.000 I'm doing everything that I belong to you.

00:01:28.000 I wanna see it, baby.

00:01:30.000 I don't make a baby.

00:01:33.000 I'm trying to make it see that I belong to you.

00:01:36.000 And you belong to me.

00:01:39.000 I'm gonna make a baby.

00:01:42.000 I don't make it, baby.

00:01:45.000 I'm trying to make it feel that I belong to you.

00:01:48.000 And you belong to me.

00:01:52.000 Come on.

00:01:55.000 Come on.

00:01:57.000 Come on.

00:02:02.000 I had to play that.

00:02:05.000 Whole song, Charlie Watts croaked.

00:02:10.000 He was 40, 40, 40.

00:02:12.000 Old Charlie Watts popped his clogs.

00:02:16.000 Come on, folks.

00:02:17.000 If you're 80, you had to run like Charlie Watts.

00:02:20.000 Does anyone feel bad?

00:02:22.000 Did his kids even cry?

00:02:24.000 That's every man's goal, is to make it past 75.

00:02:28.000 He had a wonderful life.

00:02:30.000 He's a graphic designer and a jazz enthusiast.

00:02:35.000 Him and his buddies, back before TV, they'd get all these old jazz records and just play them again and again and again.

00:02:42.000 He wanted to.

00:02:46.000 That's why he's got a very jazzy sound.

00:02:48.000 I think that's their first single.

00:02:49.000 It's a cover of Chuck Berry's Come On.

00:02:52.000 Way better than Chuck's.

00:02:54.000 Chuck sort of crammed a bunch of extra words in there.

00:02:58.000 Chuck Berry's overrated, even though the Rolling Stones worship him.

00:03:02.000 All those British bands worship all the old blues guys.

00:03:06.000 But he's got those jazz things, those little...

00:03:11.000 You know those little shuggish-shuggah-shuggah things? 1.00

00:03:14.000 The brushes?

00:03:16.000 Sounds like he's using brushes in that.

00:03:20.000 What a great...

00:03:22.000 That's my favorite Stone song, even though it's a cover.

00:03:24.000 Everyone did covers back then.

00:03:25.000 You know why the Beatles started doing originals?

00:03:28.000 Because everyone was doing covers, so the band that opened for them would be doing the covers they wanted to do.

00:03:35.000 And people don't want to hear the same song twice, so they wrote their own.

00:03:38.000 I think it's the same with the Stones.

00:03:40.000 Because there's no internet, no TV, so it doesn't really matter if you steal a song.

00:03:48.000 That's why you have...

00:03:49.000 Even Led Zeppelin stole a bunch of Burt Jansch riffs.

00:03:54.000 But I love when rock bands cover old classics.

00:04:05.000 I wish somebody'd come along and run into it and wreck it.

00:04:08.000 I'm on.

00:04:11.000 And the harmonica there with Brian Jones on it, it's like the second vocalist.

00:04:18.000 What a great jam.

00:04:20.000 I think that Charlie Watts had a lot to do with the aesthetic look.

00:04:24.000 He designed a couple of their albums, but he also would design the stage.

00:04:28.000 And if you look at the early graphic design work, the quality is abnormally high.

00:04:34.000 Maybe that was just the way it was back in the 60s.

00:04:36.000 All your favorite Stone songs are from the 60s, by the way.

00:04:41.000 They didn't really have a hit.

00:04:42.000 They had like two hits in the late 70s and 80s.

00:04:46.000 Pull up that link there.

00:04:48.000 The first one.

00:04:49.000 1-1.

00:04:52.000 Remember we decided they had sold their soul to Satan?

00:04:56.000 Brian.

00:04:57.000 So they sold their soul to the devil.

00:04:59.000 That's why they say sympathy for the devil.

00:05:00.000 The devil killed Brian Jones as part payment.

00:05:05.000 And now they're going on.

00:05:06.000 I was...

00:05:07.000 When I look back, I think I was way too serious about that theory.

00:05:11.000 Oh, yeah, I remember what it was from.

00:05:14.000 That it's just a shadow way.

00:05:17.000 It's just a shadowway.

00:05:18.000 Oh, yeah, and they killed a child.

00:05:19.000 It was a child sacrifice.

00:05:20.000 Yeah, so Satan did a child sacrifice.

00:05:24.000 What is that song called?

00:05:25.000 Shattered?

00:05:26.000 No, it's called Give Me Shelter.

00:05:30.000 Give me shelter?

00:05:33.000 So she's screaming rape, murder. 0.99

00:05:35.000 It's just a shout away.

00:05:37.000 She was the backup vocalist.

00:05:39.000 They demanded she come in, even though it was 3 in the morning and she was pregnant.

00:05:42.000 And she lost the baby shortly after.

00:05:45.000 Now, our theory is that she was so stupid she didn't realize that you probably should not do cocaine when you're pregnant. 0.91

00:05:53.000 And you know there was mountains of Coke going on at a 3 a.m. session.

00:05:57.000 Go back to the first link.

00:05:59.000 It'll be on that list.

00:06:01.000 It's all their hits.

00:06:03.000 Go down.

00:06:06.000 No, no, no, way down.

00:06:14.000 Angie's a good one. 1.00

00:06:18.000 Wait, they didn't put it in?

00:06:24.000 Nope, nothing for...

00:06:26.000 I want to see what year Gimme Shelter was.

00:06:29.000 Well, there's no mention of it in the article.

00:06:33.000 So, it was definitely coke time.

00:06:36.000 So I think that's a good theory.

00:06:37.000 She did some lines.

00:06:39.000 She had a miscarriage.

00:06:40.000 But the way the media and her cover it is she gave so much, so much to the song.

00:06:47.000 1969.

00:06:48.000 Oh, actually, wait a minute.

00:06:50.000 That's not such a cokey time. 0.99

00:06:53.000 Anytime's a cokey time, baby. 0.97

00:06:54.000 Especially in Britain.

00:06:56.000 Oh, fuck.

00:06:57.000 But wait, they moved here.

00:06:59.000 My theory just got a gut punch.

00:07:00.000 Weren't they here already?

00:07:02.000 Maybe, but where's the black chick doing in London? 1.00

00:07:05.000 Coke is the late 70s at the earliest.

00:07:07.000 Oh, really?

00:07:09.000 Yeah.

00:07:09.000 How about Harrow?

00:07:10.000 It was probably recorded.

00:07:12.000 Well, go to the recording.

00:07:18.000 Out of your Wikipedia.

00:07:20.000 Where are they now?

00:07:21.000 They're in London.

00:07:23.000 No?

00:07:25.000 Does it say where they were?

00:07:27.000 I can't read all that shit.

00:07:33.000 Yeah, Mount Street in London with acoustic guitar.

00:07:35.000 I've been sitting in the window.

00:07:36.000 Hold on.

00:07:37.000 Songs of inspiration.

00:07:38.000 That's the inspiration.

00:07:39.000 Okay, the recording features, blah, blah, blah.

00:07:40.000 Last minute recording session, mixing phase.

00:07:43.000 They don't say where that was done.

00:07:47.000 Great murder to Shadowway.

00:07:51.000 Oh, here we go.

00:07:52.000 Olympic Studios.

00:07:53.000 Go down, go down.

00:07:54.000 In London.

00:07:55.000 Yep.

00:07:56.000 Olympic Studios is in Los Angeles.

00:07:59.000 Song recorded at Olympic Studios February.

00:08:01.000 The vocals were recorded in Los Angeles at Sunset Records.

00:08:04.000 That's where the black chick comes in, right? 1.00

00:08:06.000 Oh.

00:08:08.000 Uh-huh.

00:08:09.000 Uh-huh.

00:08:10.000 I don't even see Coke in that big of a deal in 69.

00:08:14.000 What about heroin?

00:08:16.000 Heroin's always been around, but it's not really great for a late-night session.

00:08:21.000 So then it was the devil.

00:08:22.000 And then look at this.

00:08:24.000 That's not a goat's foot?

00:08:26.000 Yeah, that's what they're going for, my dear.

00:08:28.000 Yeah, there's a lot of Satan stuff.

00:08:30.000 Goathead Soup, that album?

00:08:32.000 Harlem Shuffle is one of the worst songs ever made.

00:08:35.000 How is Gimme Shelter not on that list, but Harlem Shuffle is?

00:08:38.000 Harlem Shuffle puts me in a bad mood.

00:08:41.000 Mixed Emotions reeks.

00:08:43.000 Keep going.

00:08:45.000 Yeah, so let's just update this.

00:08:47.000 Mixed Emotions, no.

00:08:48.000 Move it out.

00:08:49.000 Go back.

00:08:50.000 Why'd you leave the list?

00:08:52.000 We're making our own list.

00:08:53.000 No, Mixed Emotions is out.

00:08:54.000 Next.

00:08:55.000 Harlem Shuffle, absolutely not.

00:08:58.000 Under Curve of the Night, we might be able to talk about.

00:09:03.000 Yeah, it's a weird one.

00:09:05.000 Start Me Up as a doi.

00:09:06.000 I don't think Satisfaction's on this list.

00:09:09.000 And then they're all good.

00:09:10.000 Emotional Rescue is good.

00:09:13.000 Miss You, Reeks.

00:09:14.000 That's a stupid disco song. 0.56

00:09:17.000 No one can argue with that.

00:09:19.000 So it's like 74 was when it was coming to an end, really.

00:09:23.000 And then they've just been milking it ever since.

00:09:27.000 So see the cool graphic design there?

00:09:30.000 Wild horses, brown sugar.

00:09:32.000 That wasn't done by Charlie Watts, but he was in control of it all.

00:09:37.000 And that's why they've been such a great aesthetic band.

00:09:46.000 Get off of my cloud.

00:09:49.000 Remember we were talking about that cover that that band did with, hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your boyfriend.

00:09:56.000 And we got a letter from a baby monster that said, that's, they didn't deserve that lawsuit.

00:10:03.000 It's a trope.

00:10:04.000 It's a thing you do in music.

00:10:06.000 Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud. 1.00

00:10:09.000 Like a jumping, like a jump rope song or something, right?

00:10:12.000 Like a nanny, nanny boo-boo. 1.00

00:10:14.000 Something that just has been around forever.

00:10:18.000 Nanny, nanny, boo-boo? 1.00

00:10:20.000 Yeah, you know, when someone's skipping rope and you're like, nanny, nanny, boo-boo, you are skipping rope.

00:10:25.000 Ha, ha, ha.

00:10:25.000 Well, that's hopscotch.

00:10:27.000 I want to skip rope.

00:10:28.000 I don't get where we're going with that.

00:10:30.000 Are you calling me a fag for skipping rope?

00:10:32.000 He married his, so he stirred the stones when he was 22.

00:10:34.000 He married his first love around the same time and never wavered.

00:10:39.000 Never cheated.

00:10:42.000 They were married like yesterday.

00:10:45.000 Pull her up.

00:10:46.000 Look up Charlie Watts, his wife. 0.93

00:10:48.000 Very beautiful lady.

00:10:49.000 Aged gracefully because she was so loved.

00:10:53.000 And I have another theory, although my fucking cocaine theory just got swept out to sea.

00:11:00.000 Looking pretty good, eh?

00:11:01.000 She's the same age as him.

00:11:04.000 That's not my cup of tea, but that was the look back then.

00:11:07.000 Look how well she's aged.

00:11:08.000 She's in her 80s or 70s.

00:11:12.000 Very well-dressed man.

00:11:13.000 Oh, she looks great in that picture. 0.97

00:11:15.000 Yeah, she looks really hot in that one. 1.00

00:11:17.000 He's got tons of kids, grandkids.

00:11:21.000 What's happening on the right there?

00:11:23.000 Maybe only as...

00:11:24.000 How many kids does he have?

00:11:26.000 Look how beautiful she is in that picture, his wife.

00:11:29.000 My theory is that Keith and Bill and Ron Wood, Mick, they all have these young wives and just keep going through.

00:11:41.000 They're all in their fifth or sixth marriage.

00:11:43.000 They're trying to recreate what Charlie had.

00:11:46.000 They're jealous of Charlie.

00:11:51.000 They see that love and they're always just trying to chase the dragon, but not heroin, the dragon of love.

00:11:58.000 Well, Keith.

00:13:35.000 then he gets the car, it's a 41 job, not a sit 59, and then the girl likes him.

00:13:46.000 Also, in music news, the CEO of a liquor company goes to see the Grateful Dead, gets wasted on liquor, and dies.

00:14:00.000 This is our second day of God doing memes.

00:14:03.000 Yesterday, a man with a I am black history bludgeoned someone with a hammer, a white person with a hammer.

00:14:10.000 And today, well, this is slightly older.

00:14:13.000 We have a liquor CEO.

00:14:15.000 He's trying to do a backflip at City Field.

00:14:19.000 And obviously, the floors at City Field are very far apart because you want to pack a lot of people in.

00:14:27.000 I couldn't find any footage of it.

00:14:29.000 I'm not sure I want to.

00:14:30.000 What's going on with your computer, dude?

00:14:34.000 Why doesn't your shit work?

00:14:37.000 There he is.

00:14:39.000 Ian Crystal got wasted.

00:14:41.000 That doesn't look good for the liquor company.

00:14:45.000 Isn't it cool that it's...

00:14:46.000 I thought this was funny.

00:14:48.000 Excuse my callous take.

00:14:50.000 But at the very bottom, there's a guy there who says they saw him splat on the floor below.

00:14:56.000 And it kind of killed the vibe.

00:14:59.000 Go to the bottom, obviously, when I say go to the at the bottom.

00:15:06.000 No, this is like it's towards the end.

00:15:10.000 Nope.

00:15:13.000 He was unresponsive.

00:15:14.000 He hit the ground head first.

00:15:16.000 There was no way he survived, said the driver.

00:15:17.000 Dan, who only gave his first name, he was way too drunk.

00:15:19.000 You could smell it.

00:15:20.000 His brother came downstairs.

00:15:21.000 His brother was with him crying.

00:15:22.000 A fan told the post, I heard people going, ah, and see people running.

00:15:26.000 I said, bro, someone took a fucking header.

00:15:30.000 Police taped off an area next to the right field entrance after the incident.

00:15:35.000 We see something fall, and we heard him hit the ground, said Sean Egan, 27 is one level up.

00:15:39.000 It's terrible, Egan said.

00:15:41.000 I wish I didn't see it happening.

00:15:42.000 It kind of killed the mood.

00:15:45.000 Aw, you wrecked Sean's concert there, liquor CEO.

00:15:50.000 It kind of killed the him.

00:15:52.000 Selfish man.

00:15:53.000 Doesn't that sound very Canadian?

00:15:56.000 Which part?

00:15:56.000 Someone took a fucking header.

00:15:58.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:59.000 And how do you have a name for someone backflipping off a giant...

00:16:03.000 Right.

00:16:03.000 Those are called headers?

00:16:05.000 Yeah.

00:16:05.000 If you don't die, just call the fucking flipper.

00:16:11.000 Also in the news, there's a fun new trend, which is blowing up your mom's spot.

00:16:17.000 This is even better than the milk crate challenge, which people are now winning.

00:16:23.000 You know how you win in the milk crate challenge?

00:16:25.000 You bend your knees.

00:16:26.000 Yeah, I figured that.

00:16:27.000 You lower your center of gravity, you let your legs become wobbly.

00:16:31.000 You leave some room.

00:16:32.000 If you're stiff, you get wobble city.

00:16:34.000 Some woman did it in high-heel shoes. 1.00

00:16:36.000 And you know the shooting we saw yesterday?

00:16:38.000 Yeah.

00:16:39.000 Three people were killed.

00:16:40.000 Three dead.

00:16:41.000 Including the girl filming.

00:16:43.000 Wow.

00:16:45.000 I doubt the guy had gang beef.

00:16:47.000 So he was just like, oh, this milk crate shit again.

00:16:49.000 Fuck you.

00:16:50.000 That's like Louis C.K. He said, if murder was legal, people would just be like, fuck you, Barb.

00:16:57.000 And it is legal in the hood because cops can't go there because you don't want them to.

00:17:01.000 So guys are just like, nah, that's boring.

00:17:03.000 Shut up, Janet. 1.00

00:17:05.000 You know what I was thinking the other day?

00:17:07.000 And this never occurred to me?

00:17:08.000 I'm embarrassed.

00:17:09.000 It never did.

00:17:09.000 There must have been a lot of guys in World War II, Vietnam, who just sort of went, pew.

00:17:16.000 Yeah.

00:17:17.000 Like, I know there was the suicide.

00:17:19.000 You're stranded.

00:17:19.000 You're starving.

00:17:21.000 The enemy's over there.

00:17:22.000 You don't want to be taken by the enemy.

00:17:23.000 You kill yourself.

00:17:23.000 I know those existed.

00:17:24.000 But there must have been some guys who just couldn't handle it.

00:17:27.000 Like, you're talking to a dude in World War II and you go, okay, we have to get through this.

00:17:31.000 There's Germans up there and up there.

00:17:33.000 They already shot two French soldiers.

00:17:34.000 But I think if we flank it on this side, we might be able to live.

00:17:38.000 And then if we can get to the force, we could run.

00:17:39.000 And as he's explaining, the other guy just goes, yeah.

00:17:43.000 I don't do this anymore.

00:17:44.000 Or some people would do that if they feared getting captured and tortured.

00:17:47.000 I just explained that I'm not talking about that.

00:17:52.000 Are you watching the show?

00:17:54.000 But also, let's think about them.

00:17:56.000 I just said I'm not talking about this case.

00:17:59.000 Then I said my case, and then you said, but there's also, and then explain my first case.

00:18:03.000 Oops.

00:18:04.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:18:05.000 Well, you're going to have to, sometimes if I'm looking up awesome things.

00:18:08.000 Then shut up. 0.98

00:18:10.000 Just shut up. 1.00

00:18:10.000 So just take no chances. 1.00

00:18:12.000 Correct.

00:18:13.000 Just in case good stuff comes up.

00:18:15.000 Okay.

00:18:16.000 And you're talking to someone who's seven times smarter than you.

00:18:19.000 I'm obviously going to cover that.

00:18:22.000 Fuck.

00:18:24.000 No, I'm talking about a whole new concept where it's been three years.

00:18:29.000 You got trench foot.

00:18:30.000 You're sick of being hungry.

00:18:32.000 You're sick of the nightmares.

00:18:34.000 And you just amongst everyone.

00:18:37.000 No particular reason.

00:18:39.000 I mean, it's not like you were even alone.

00:18:42.000 You just went, you're just walking by someone in a trench and you just see them and they just go, can't do it anymore.

00:18:49.000 A buddy of mine had a funeral the other day.

00:18:51.000 Not a buddy.

00:18:52.000 A buddy's big brother had a funeral the other day and I'm so old.

00:18:57.000 Those are Vietnam vets now.

00:18:59.000 And I always wanted to meet him because I heard he loved it there.

00:19:06.000 Never should have come home.

00:19:08.000 He should have stayed there.

00:19:09.000 He married a Chinese broad. 0.91

00:19:11.000 They were all crying at the funeral because the checks stopped.

00:19:16.000 All his Chinese wife's family was all bawling their eyes out. 1.00

00:19:19.000 I think it's because the money is just dried up.

00:19:21.000 But yeah, he would fucking party there, telling people what to do.

00:19:26.000 He always had a bottle of Jim Beam in his hand.

00:19:29.000 There was this thing they would do.

00:19:32.000 They stick the dicks through a fence and they'd get blowjobs. 1.00

00:19:37.000 But what the girls would do is they'd bite down on it and then they'd reach around and empty your pockets. 1.00

00:19:42.000 So he found out about that.

00:19:43.000 So what he did is he mowed about a square mile of the jungle behind that fence.

00:19:50.000 And he said to the guys, anyone runs, shoot them.

00:19:54.000 So if any prostitutes do a Dining dash, you just kill them. 1.00

00:19:59.000 Damn!

00:20:01.000 He was just murdering people, getting wasted.

00:20:04.000 And I go, I've always wondered if there was at least one guy who looked back at the War of Vietnam and went, that was fucking fun. 0.89

00:20:14.000 By the way, I don't have the sex cult chick anymore.

00:20:16.000 Well, not this week.

00:20:18.000 So I'm going to get an Afghan vet.

00:20:23.000 But yeah, some people loved it.

00:20:25.000 And I said, I guess he just wanted to go kill people.

00:20:29.000 And he finally got a chance.

00:20:30.000 He goes, oh, he killed a lot of people here in New York.

00:20:34.000 So this would be the 60s in New York.

00:20:39.000 Homeboys get nightlike.

00:20:42.000 She's got such a weird, like, Barbie face, like a Bambi face. 1.00

00:20:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:20:50.000 It's so cutesy.

00:20:51.000 It's almost like when you see those freak men gay guys who've had 7,000 surgeries. 1.00

00:20:57.000 That's what they're trying to do, I think.

00:21:02.000 Oh my God, imagine what an idiot she is. 1.00

00:21:04.000 So let's check out this fun new trend, better than the Milk Crate Challenge.

00:21:08.000 It's called Blowing Up My Mom's Spot.

00:21:12.000 This is 1.5.

00:21:15.000 Hello.

00:21:17.000 My name is Jeremonte Cole.

00:21:18.000 This is my mom, Antonia.

00:21:20.000 I'm applying for the scholarship, and they told me that I should make a video with someone who I look up to.

00:21:25.000 And I decided to use my mom because she's been through so much.

00:21:28.000 She comes from the hard streets of Gary, Indiana.

00:21:32.000 She had an addiction with cracks.

00:21:35.000 Bitch, you gotta be so fucked up. 1.00

00:21:40.000 She had an addiction with cracks.

00:21:44.000 I ain't got no addiction to shit.

00:21:46.000 Well, you're gonna fucking lie.

00:21:48.000 And you're gay and you suck it. 1.00

00:21:52.000 So what the fuck?

00:21:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:21:57.000 Instant jump to violence?

00:22:00.000 Is it genetic or is this?

00:22:02.000 Is this how they're raised?

00:22:05.000 Whoa, I just had another theory.

00:22:08.000 So most black families are fatherless, 75%, and in the hood, it's probably more like 90%, right?

00:22:16.000 So the problem with a female as both mom and dad is she lacks authority. 1.00

00:22:21.000 And so she uses hitting and swatting to sort of give urgency to what she says because she can't say, wait till your father gets home because he's not coming home.

00:22:30.000 And then that propagates a mentality where you go like that when you're trying to make a point.

00:22:37.000 And the next thing you know, physical violence is an integral part of your vocabulary.

00:22:42.000 So it's possible that the trouble with crime and violence in the black community is the result of single moms. 0.99

00:22:49.000 But wait, don't worry, they're not in trouble.

00:22:52.000 That's the result of welfare.

00:22:54.000 That's the result of the Dems.

00:22:56.000 So it's quite possible that the left is responsible for violence and crime in the black community by shattering the black family with welfare and developing this hit, hit, hit thing.

00:23:11.000 And they kill 20 a day.

00:23:14.000 Blacks are killed by blacks to the tune of 20 a day.

00:23:17.000 So the DNC, while constantly griping about racism, is murdering 10 black men a day.

00:23:24.000 I'm 20 black men a day.

00:23:27.000 That's true.

00:23:32.000 That might be the clip of the day.

00:23:36.000 Let's watch the other spot blowing up.

00:23:39.000 I feel, well, my mom is inspiring because she used to be a prostitute.

00:23:44.000 There used to be days where I'm hospital too.

00:23:46.000 Where my mom didn't come home and I've been home every motherfucking night.

00:23:52.000 What the fuck you mean?

00:23:55.000 Bitch, and when I saw her pushing, it was to take her you, motherfucker. 1.00

00:23:59.000 What the fuck you mean?

00:24:00.000 I was a selective hoe. 0.99

00:24:02.000 Not a freak, motherfucking hoe. 1.00

00:24:04.000 I wasn't no choke on my hoe. 0.98

00:24:06.000 I was a motherfucking body hoe. 1.00

00:24:09.000 They both pushed it by the pound and only weighed a hundred.

00:24:12.000 You feel me?

00:24:14.000 You feel me?

00:24:15.000 Mama, this is $50 out of this.

00:24:18.000 I'll edit it up.

00:24:19.000 I got to edit all this stuff now.

00:24:21.000 Why would you lie on me?

00:24:22.000 I got to tell the truth.

00:24:23.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:23.000 You're telling the truth.

00:24:25.000 You know, you hit the truth.

00:24:28.000 Okay, so Lee Lee.

00:24:29.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:24:30.000 Mama, okay.

00:24:31.000 How many motherfucking men have you ever known me to bring up 50?

00:24:36.000 You motherfucking dick lies. 0.81

00:24:38.000 See?

00:24:40.000 Wow.

00:24:40.000 The second she says 50, mom goes straight into violence.

00:24:44.000 That's why the Proud Boys exist.

00:24:47.000 So it's funny how these little butterflies can flap their wings across the world.

00:24:51.000 But Anthony took a picture of a tranny. 0.92

00:24:55.000 She immediately went to hitting him exactly like that. 1.00

00:24:58.000 He said, what is it with blacks where they go straight to hitting?

00:25:01.000 He got fired, started a network.

00:25:03.000 I joined, met a virgin named Rat, tried to get him laid.

00:25:08.000 That became the Proud Boys.

00:25:14.000 There she is.

00:25:16.000 She started the Proud Boys.

00:25:19.000 It, actually.

00:25:20.000 They, Z, me and a redhead Jew.

00:25:24.000 The co-founder of the Proud Boys, black woman and NYC and redhead Jew.

00:25:31.000 Amazing.

00:25:32.000 There's a good video by Candace out that you should check out on Prager U. Although it's lifted almost completely from Pat Buchanan's Death of the West, where she basically says, slavery has always been around.

00:25:48.000 It goes back throughout history.

00:25:49.000 Blacks were just one group that were used, whites, Irish, Slavs.

00:25:56.000 And they're still trading in slaves today.

00:25:59.000 This is from the page of Death of the West that we read at Proud Boys' meetings.

00:26:04.000 And she says, Oh, here, turn that up.

00:26:07.000 That's a good part.

00:26:08.000 When the intrepid explorer landed in the Bahamas, the native Taino tribe hoped that he would help them defeat their aggressive neighbors, the Caribs. 1.00

00:26:17.000 The Caribs enslaved the Taino and, on occasion, served them for dinner. 0.99

00:26:23.000 Slavery existed in Africa, Asia, and the Middle East.

00:26:27.000 The word slave actually comes from the Slavs of Eastern Europe.

00:26:32.000 Millions of them, all white by the way, were captured and enslaved by Muslims in the 9th century and later by the Ottoman Turks.

00:26:42.000 Oh yeah, that's what I'm going to do.

00:26:43.000 I'm going to show it to the kids.

00:26:47.000 Kids.

00:26:48.000 But at the very end, she talks about the 400,000 who died trying to liberate the slaves in America in the Civil War.

00:26:59.000 I think the South should be involved in that.

00:27:02.000 I think it should be the 620,000 men who died in the war to end slavery.

00:27:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:10.000 Because they're included in it.

00:27:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:13.000 Like, say a fight broke out between you and I about some girl, because we both wanted her, and then we both die, that woman, two men died for her.

00:27:25.000 True.

00:27:26.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:26.000 That's true.

00:27:27.000 No matter what side of the aisle you're on, that's true.

00:27:30.000 And honestly, isn't there something kind of, I don't know, touching about that they're fighting to keep these people?

00:27:39.000 They died in a fight.

00:27:40.000 Kind of romantic.

00:27:41.000 They died in a fight over some...

00:27:43.000 No, that's a terrible...

00:27:45.000 I will pull up the detective shitty visual right now.

00:27:48.000 I will pull it up, but I think it's a beautiful, touching thing where it's like, I want these people bad.

00:27:52.000 I'm not letting go of these people.

00:27:54.000 I need them around.

00:27:55.000 I don't know if you're so dumb, I can't tell what are jokes.

00:28:01.000 I don't know what jokes...

00:28:04.000 It's like when they say not the onion.

00:28:06.000 Right.

00:28:07.000 You're not the comedian.

00:28:08.000 This is real or something?

00:28:10.000 The Kyle Dunnegan show is...

00:28:13.000 It just gets better every day.

00:28:16.000 Like this one had Sylvester Stallone at the beginning, which is kind of hack.

00:28:20.000 And then Joe Biden appears on this particular episode, interrupts it.

00:28:26.000 Like, they put so much work into it, Sill and Kirp.

00:28:30.000 Kirp.

00:28:31.000 It's one of the only shows I can just have on in the background and just, the time just zips by.

00:28:40.000 It's the only show I know of on the internet, besides maybe Anthony's show and, of course, everything uncensored, where I'm just like, I watch a 45-minute clip or even a 20-minute clip like it's a one-minute clip.

00:28:52.000 It's just crammed with gold.

00:28:54.000 And their rapport is so good.

00:28:55.000 Kirp is so good at being a straight man.

00:28:58.000 Play some of that.

00:29:00.000 Do we join the things?

00:29:01.000 Great party.

00:29:02.000 We're having David Spade on.

00:29:04.000 Death to Python tonight.

00:29:05.000 YouTube's like a bouncer that keeps the riffraff out and the hot chicks in. 1.00

00:29:11.000 Hey, I want to say something to these Delonians and to you, Kirp, but I'm worried it might be something that gets me canceled. 0.98

00:29:17.000 Well, then don't say it.

00:29:18.000 Why would you do that?

00:29:19.000 Because I want to say it.

00:29:21.000 But okay, if it's something that worries you, historically, it's probably something that you don't want to say.

00:29:28.000 That would be my guess.

00:29:29.000 But I really want to say it, though, because here's the thing.

00:29:33.000 I believe with all of my heart that 9-11 never happened.

00:29:42.000 Your regularly scheduled program to bring you a message from the President of the United States.

00:29:47.000 Good evening, my fellow American Ferrers.

00:29:49.000 As you know, millions of African Afghanistans have been taken over by the Tabernacle Aquarium.

00:29:55.000 Look, look.

00:29:56.000 America needs a break.

00:29:57.000 It's time we come together.

00:29:59.000 It's for the most important plan game show of Earth.

00:30:03.000 It's a game where we ask the audience one simple question.

00:30:07.000 What's my talking about?

00:30:08.000 What's my talking about?

00:30:13.000 What's my talking about?

00:30:14.000 Mr. President?

00:30:16.000 Hey, what are you doing here?

00:30:18.000 What's my talking about?

00:30:21.000 All right, folks, it's a family fun game.

00:30:23.000 What's my talking about?

00:30:25.000 Let's introduce our contestant, our celebrity contestant, just now.

00:30:30.000 Celebrity contestant.

00:30:31.000 We're President Elton and the DJ breasting over a DJ song.

00:30:34.000 All right, I really like it.

00:30:36.000 Watch it on your own time.

00:30:38.000 Why does my face hurt here?

00:30:40.000 Did I tell you I just pooed my pants?

00:30:42.000 I saw it.

00:30:43.000 Yeah.

00:30:45.000 It wasn't really poo.

00:30:46.000 It was just yellow bile.

00:30:47.000 I thought, here we got a toot as I was preparing the show.

00:30:51.000 And then, you know, when it doesn't make a sound, it doesn't go p and you don't feel a p.

00:30:57.000 You feel a brww.

00:31:00.000 And then you got to get up and you're spreading it all over the fucking place.

00:31:03.000 So the underwear is garbage.

00:31:05.000 So then I did all the cleaning I could do.

00:31:07.000 Everything you see is more yellow than this suit.

00:31:10.000 Blinding.

00:31:11.000 It's like looking in the sun with maybe a little bit of sand in the middle.

00:31:15.000 And then I cleaned my buttocks as well as I could.

00:31:18.000 I'm not wearing underwear right now.

00:31:20.000 And then guess how I finished up the cleanup job?

00:31:25.000 Go ahead.

00:31:26.000 The only thing we have in the studio, bleach wipes.

00:31:30.000 Very warm.

00:31:33.000 If your anus is ever freezing, wipe it with a bleach wipe.

00:31:37.000 And it warms right up.

00:31:39.000 Does it burn?

00:31:42.000 Like hurt?

00:31:44.000 No.

00:31:44.000 Okay, that's weird.

00:31:46.000 So I guess that's why they bleach their buttholes, these people.

00:31:48.000 Yeah, that's another great theory.

00:31:50.000 I've had like three spellbinding theories this show, and you have had your three worst theories.

00:31:56.000 What a juxtaposition.

00:31:58.000 I thought that was a good one.

00:32:00.000 Here's another interesting thing.

00:32:02.000 Remember yesterday we were talking about these teachers who are essentially bragging that they brainwash their kids to believe in IMBI and all these other made-up words.

00:32:13.000 Well, here's a guy bragging that he turned, he politicized a group of 13-year-olds that are just trying to have a fun time at camp and want to appease their camp counselor who seems cool because they're young.

00:32:28.000 So he takes advantage of that, not by Inspiring them to be greater or to be better versions of themselves, but for them to follow his bullshit politics.

00:32:38.000 I was a camp counselor for one week and turned an entire cabin of 13-year-olds into leftists.

00:32:42.000 Here's how.

00:32:43.000 It started on day one when the kids of their own volition decided to have an election to see who would be president of the cabin.

00:32:48.000 They had me track the votes anonymously, and I may have broken the tie in favor of the obviously queer kid. 1.00

00:32:53.000 Another kid, who was weirdly obsessed with Russian history, then asked if he could be Mikhail Gorbachev to the cabin, to which I said, I don't think so.

00:33:01.000 You could be Karl Marx, though.

00:33:03.000 He was thrilled.

00:33:04.000 The kids then, somewhat clumsily, started discussing the demerits of their communism.

00:33:08.000 So one of the kids wants to, what, call himself Gorbachev, who ended the Soviet Union, and he said no to that.

00:33:17.000 So he's not a fan of Gorbachev for liberating the Soviet Union and essentially ending communism.

00:33:25.000 I know I still call Russia communist, and it annoys a lot of you baby monsters, but it basically is. 0.92

00:33:31.000 But technically, no.

00:33:32.000 On paper, no.

00:33:35.000 What clumsily started discussing the merits of their communist government?

00:33:38.000 It probably would have ended there, but on day two, the president was sleeping the night before and asked me if I so these kids these kids are trying to have a democratic election to see who's president and he steers them away from that away from freedom and choice and over to a dictatorship you should be fired and what's more is you know cops have a lot of shit to say they can't say it or they know they'll get fired but these people these libs of tick tock they happily they

00:34:08.000 know they're not going to get fired so they can just spew all this bullshit the night before and asked me if i had anything to read i had exactly one book with me the abcs of socialism this kid read the entire book in one night the next day another kid so wait a minute that means that you let him have mountain dew at 8 p.m and ruined a major part of his camping experience especially if it was a week that's basically two days down the drain

00:35:10.000 ruling class they actually did quite well under this so the moral of the story is communism is even more elitist than any other system it's a fucking dictatorship you stupid piece of shit like yesterday we had that teacher that was so happy that all her kids were saying fuck Trump and she's a preschool teacher.

00:35:37.000 It's the bragging though that disturbs me because it's like I've done something really good and I should be proud.

00:35:44.000 You're proud of me.

00:35:46.000 You're proud of your boy.

00:35:49.000 Also in the news as we brainwash children, we're also brainwashing history and digging, we're literally digging up skeletons and saying that they're trans. 0.59

00:35:58.000 Check out this retarded headline. 0.97

00:36:00.000 The inhabitant of a medieval grave in Finland may have been non-binary.

00:36:07.000 Like, you don't have to read anything else.

00:36:09.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:36:12.000 You saw kind of a dress on it or something?

00:36:15.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:36:19.000 And then here's my final thing on all the fun stuff before we get heavy.

00:36:25.000 I saw this video of these cops beating up some teenagers who had stolen a car and then led them on a high-speed chase for, I think, 45 minutes, and they got tuned up at the end.

00:36:38.000 This is exactly what happened in Vietnam.

00:36:41.000 With Vietnam, we hadn't seen carnage before on TV. 1.00

00:36:45.000 We'd heard, like, even with World War II, G. Vaucher said to me, she goes, you know, when I was a kid, everyone was jubilant because the war was over.

00:36:56.000 Everyone was dancing and singing and laughing amid the Queen's Jubilee and everyone was ecstatic.

00:37:02.000 And then at the same time, we were slowly discovering evidence and seeing leaked pictures of the Holocaust and what happened over there.

00:37:10.000 So my childhood was this mix of incredibly macabre, scary, horrible stuff as we got more and more information out of World War II, all the people who starved, all the people who were killed.

00:37:19.000 And then the hubris, the joy of there being no more war.

00:37:26.000 And that shows up in our art quite a bit.

00:37:30.000 And then in Vietnam, we're sitting there at home eating dinner and we see the children dying.

00:37:36.000 We see the babies being starved.

00:37:38.000 And that happens in all wars.

00:37:40.000 It's called collateral damage.

00:37:42.000 Civilians get killed in wars.

00:37:44.000 But we don't, Vietnam was the first time we saw it.

00:37:47.000 And now we're seeing a cop's life and we're such pussies that we're mortified. 0.87

00:37:55.000 Cops have always tuned up someone who led them on a high-speed chase.

00:37:59.000 And what's more, they should.

00:38:02.000 When you steal a car and you go on a high-speed chase, are you not expecting to get the shit kicked out of you when you get caught?

00:38:09.000 When I was a kid in school, you got the shit kicked out if you disparaged someone's mother.

00:38:15.000 Anyway, check out this footage.

00:38:18.000 It's a private account.

00:38:19.000 Is this it?

00:38:21.000 Yep.

00:38:25.000 What's the account?

00:38:26.000 I thought you're signed up to all mine.

00:38:29.000 Jonathan Montana.

00:38:30.000 Oh, okay.

00:38:33.000 Hours of footage has been released by the Providence Police Department showing what happened in July when cops detained three teenage suspects.

00:38:42.000 Several of the 41 videos now available for public viewing shows Officer Domingo Diaz allegedly punching an already restrained juvenile until he is pulled away by a fellow officer.

00:38:55.000 Moans and crying can be heard on the video.

00:38:58.000 After he is moved, Diaz Walks back.

00:39:05.000 Police confirm one of the suspects was taken to the hospital.

00:39:08.000 Wait, he doesn't spit on him.

00:39:10.000 He spits on the ground in front of him.

00:39:14.000 Police confirm one of the suspects was taken to the hospital that night.

00:39:19.000 The crowd that gathered around the arresting is heard asking the Providence police to stop.

00:39:26.000 Yeah, of course they are.

00:39:30.000 They don't understand.

00:39:37.000 Though dozens of cops are seen in the video, two police officers, Domingo Diaz and Mitchell Voyer, have been suspended with pay pending in the middle of the middle.

00:39:47.000 If I've led the cops on a 45-minute chase, I go, and they finally caught me.

00:39:53.000 I go, I am about to get the living shit kicked out of me.

00:39:57.000 Like Maddie got in a fight with a cop and won.

00:39:59.000 They threw him into the station.

00:40:01.000 They handcuffed him to a chair.

00:40:02.000 And just as someone would walk by, like they're on their way to go put on a C4 for him, they just stop in and just drill him a few times.

00:40:10.000 And he was like, I had it coming.

00:40:11.000 I fought a cop.

00:40:13.000 That's the deal.

00:40:14.000 No charges.

00:40:15.000 You can have an aneurysm on a toilet.

00:40:17.000 You never do.

00:40:19.000 Let's see the comments on that, though.

00:40:21.000 Because there's 27,000 thumbs up.

00:40:23.000 Does that mean we're happy that you showed this or they deserve to get their ass kicked?

00:40:34.000 Paid vacation.

00:40:36.000 Suspended with pay.

00:40:38.000 Okay.

00:40:40.000 Teen criminals learn their lesson to not steal cars.

00:40:42.000 Tons of kids steal cars.

00:40:43.000 Cops don't punch them. 1.00

00:40:45.000 That's why I'm irritated.

00:40:46.000 Wait, go up a bit?

00:40:47.000 It wasn't done.

00:40:48.000 Irritated about this channel's coverage is they provided no context.

00:40:51.000 They literally have a felons.

00:40:54.000 They literally have felonies with an apostrophe already.

00:40:58.000 They deserve what they got.

00:40:59.000 Horrible kids.

00:41:00.000 Look at that grammar.

00:41:01.000 Felonies, what?

00:41:02.000 YouTube comments are some of the lowest IQ comments in the entire internet world.

00:41:08.000 I'm sure they ignored cops for an hour or so on pursuit.

00:41:11.000 I do not need my cyclone being stolen, so please should do that to every thieves.

00:41:18.000 You want to point another person?

00:41:19.000 So you're stealing cars.

00:41:24.000 Don't worry, he'll be fired.

00:41:25.000 Wait, go up a bit?

00:41:26.000 He'll be fired and probably charged criminally.

00:41:28.000 Yeah, that's terrible.

00:41:33.000 Please look at all the videos.

00:41:34.000 These teens committed multiple crimes and then led multiple police on a chase, resulting in them even fighting officers when they got out of the vehicle.

00:41:44.000 This video, this video is a video that does not show all of what the other videos show.

00:41:52.000 Even the people with their heads screwed on correctly can't speak the fucking language. 0.98

00:41:56.000 The news outlet just picked this one because it looks better for the narrative.

00:42:01.000 Did you finish that book you were reading about the history of the universe?

00:42:04.000 History of the world, yeah.

00:42:06.000 You'd finished it?

00:42:06.000 Yeah, I'm thinking about going over it again because it's fucking hard to remember all that shit.

00:42:12.000 No, don't reread books.

00:42:13.000 Read another book.

00:42:14.000 Yeah, I was thinking about the Middle East.

00:42:18.000 I've always been kind of bored about, but they made it seem really cool.

00:42:22.000 I think I want to borrow that book for my son.

00:42:25.000 So what does it do?

00:42:26.000 It starts with like cavemen and then goes to now?

00:42:28.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.000 Well, not cavemen, but very, very early BC.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:34.000 Because I want him to know the difference between Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

00:42:37.000 Yeah, they're fascinating people.

00:42:39.000 The Ottoman Empire, all that stuff.

00:42:42.000 Yeah.

00:42:43.000 It's really well written for that.

00:42:46.000 Okay, last bit of fluff.

00:42:48.000 There's these guys called movie bros, and they watched Spaceballs.

00:42:54.000 You know, we watch movies.

00:42:56.000 I watched Fast and Furious 9 last night.

00:42:59.000 And I felt like I was cheating on you, baby monsters, because it's so good.

00:43:06.000 But I thought, can I just have some time to myself, please?

00:43:09.000 We're not recording it, and I'm trying to be on.

00:43:12.000 But I did end up doing a lot of commentary just alone.

00:43:16.000 It is so unbelievable that the characters in the film go, this movie's retarded. 1.00

00:43:27.000 Like at one point, Tyrone, what's his name?

00:43:30.000 Tyrese, the gorgeous hunk.

00:43:32.000 He goes up to Ludacris and he's like, don't you think it's kind of weird how we've never been killed?

00:43:39.000 And he goes, all of these different adventures, all of these different car wrecks and stuff, we've never, we've survived them all.

00:43:46.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:43:48.000 And I'm watching going, yeah, I know.

00:43:50.000 You're in a shitty movie.

00:43:54.000 And then Ludacris goes, yeah, right.

00:43:57.000 And then Ludacris throws his jacket at Tyrese's face.

00:44:00.000 He goes, get back in there.

00:44:02.000 Go back to that thing you were doing.

00:44:04.000 Which I think was like, I think it was the writer who was like, this is getting more and retarded every year. 1.00

00:44:11.000 Can anyone hear me?

00:44:12.000 I'm stuck in this script.

00:44:15.000 And there was a lot of that.

00:44:16.000 There was a lot of people questioning the world around them.

00:44:20.000 Like at one point, Charlize Therone, why you're not looking up this trailer, I have no idea.

00:44:27.000 What are you doing?

00:44:28.000 Are we hitting the green screen?

00:44:31.000 Yes, after this.

00:44:32.000 Okay.

00:44:34.000 I'm prepping for that.

00:44:35.000 Okay.

00:44:38.000 Okay.

00:44:41.000 Charlize Therone is being held hostage.

00:44:43.000 She's, I don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:44:46.000 You lose interest, by the way, because it's so ridiculous.

00:44:49.000 You don't know who the good guys or the bad guys are.

00:44:52.000 And she goes, is this the part of the movie where you explain your maniacal plan to me?

00:44:58.000 In other words, this is a cliche.

00:45:00.000 Oh, and then she also goes, if this was a movie.

00:45:03.000 She says, if this was a movie in a movie, it is a movie.

00:45:12.000 And then she goes, you'd be the super.

00:45:14.000 And he goes, no, I'm the hero if this was a movie.

00:45:16.000 I'd be Luke Skywalker.

00:45:18.000 And she goes, no, you'd be Yoda.

00:45:19.000 And he goes, yeah, okay.

00:45:20.000 He was still a powerful Jedi.

00:45:21.000 And she goes, no, he was a puppet with a man's hand up his ass.

00:45:26.000 That was actually kind of witty.

00:45:28.000 But, oh, this scene was unbelievable.

00:45:31.000 They decide they're being chased by the army, so they drive through a minefield so fast.

00:45:37.000 Oh, he catches her.

00:45:38.000 That they don't explode, but everyone else does.

00:45:42.000 John Cena is Vin Diesel's brother.

00:45:44.000 I don't know how that works.

00:45:46.000 They haven't spoken to each other in a very long time due to a misunderstanding about their dad dying in a car wreck.

00:45:52.000 This scene, he shoots an arrow.

00:45:54.000 What does the arrow stick into?

00:45:56.000 It's nothing but cement in downtown London.

00:46:02.000 Is it just a very sticky thing?

00:46:05.000 High performance driver.

00:46:06.000 Oh, my God.

00:46:07.000 At one scene, they're driving.

00:46:11.000 They're driving a boat over a...

00:46:14.000 Sorry, a car over a rope bridge.

00:46:17.000 The base of the rope bridge breaks.

00:46:19.000 Okay.

00:46:20.000 That means the car falls.

00:46:21.000 No, the car goes so fast that it goes up the falling rope bridge.

00:46:26.000 And you're like, so physics doesn't exist?

00:46:32.000 That scene was good.

00:46:35.000 Lots of that, just jumping and hoping they land on a truck.

00:46:41.000 Physics does not exist in this world.

00:46:45.000 And there's so many double-crossing good guy, bad guys, that you just, you get confused.

00:46:52.000 You stop caring.

00:46:53.000 There's also way too many characters.

00:46:57.000 Oh, another scene.

00:46:58.000 Tyrese, he manages to avoid this landmine, but then the car that he just got out of falls on it, goes through the air, and lands on him.

00:47:07.000 He's dead.

00:47:08.000 Crushed him.

00:47:09.000 Then you know how they get away from that?

00:47:11.000 He walks out.

00:47:12.000 He's fine.

00:47:13.000 What?

00:47:14.000 I just saw a car land on you.

00:47:16.000 No, it kind of landed in front of me?

00:47:17.000 No, it didn't.

00:47:18.000 It landed on you.

00:47:19.000 No, it didn't.

00:47:20.000 Okay.

00:47:22.000 Oh, and when people are fighting on top of cars, there's nothing...

00:47:26.000 They stand on top of moving trucks like the trucks aren't moving.

00:47:32.000 That's the scene I was telling you about.

00:47:35.000 There's still one little strand left, one cable of the bridge.

00:47:41.000 Vin Diesel drives.

00:47:43.000 His car has hands.

00:47:46.000 It has these little things that hold on to the rope.

00:47:50.000 And now it's swinging the same way Tarzan would.

00:47:55.000 And it lands safely on the other side.

00:47:58.000 Wait, you just showed that.

00:47:59.000 Are they showing...

00:47:59.000 Is this the same trailer?

00:48:01.000 Oh, you're rewinding it.

00:48:02.000 Slow-moing for the bridge.

00:48:05.000 Look at that idiocy.

00:48:10.000 I mean, it was Nickelodeon levels.

00:48:13.000 Anyway, I thought these guys are pretty cool.

00:48:16.000 They watch Spaceballs, and I thought it would be cool to watch them watch Spaceballs.

00:48:23.000 Because they're very didactic.

00:48:41.000 Okay, I thought this would be fun.

00:48:42.000 These are two sort of YouTuber comedian guys, Star Wars experts.

00:48:47.000 They know everything but Star Wars, and they have a new channel.

00:48:50.000 So it's a merging of two popular, very popular guys with the kids today.

00:48:55.000 The Millennials love these guys.

00:48:56.000 They're Star Wars experts.

00:48:58.000 They're nerds.

00:48:58.000 They're gamers.

00:48:59.000 They love playing Super Mario Kart, which my youngest boy, he's nine now.

00:49:04.000 He doesn't play that much anymore, but he did a lot when he was six.

00:49:07.000 And they've decided it'd be funny to watch Space Balls and comment on it.

00:49:12.000 And I thought it'd be fun for us to watch them watch Space Balls.

00:49:16.000 And we could all just have sort of a fun watching comedy party.

00:49:22.000 So let's start it.

00:49:27.000 I'm kind of in one of those ways.

00:49:30.000 Maybe I'll go over here.

00:49:32.000 Are you going to shrink me?

00:49:35.000 There were a few in chat who were around when this was released.

00:49:38.000 Pretty sweet.

00:49:43.000 That smell, yeah.

00:49:57.000 Yeah, true.

00:49:58.000 This movie is like a scary movie, but yeah.

00:50:27.000 Open it before you eat it.

00:50:38.000 Funny part.

00:50:38.000 Oh, I wish they did that.

00:50:40.000 Should have done it with the sequels.

00:50:42.000 Yeah.

00:50:42.000 Now.

00:50:50.000 Look, he kind of has pussy lips. 1.00

00:50:52.000 And this guy's a pussy. 0.99

00:50:54.000 And then he has a butthole.

00:50:55.000 It kind of looks like a woman's genitals, that whole area. 1.00

00:51:00.000 Taint.

00:51:01.000 Except one of them's facing the wrong way.

00:51:11.000 This hair was in his face a little bit.

00:51:14.000 Hair was bothering him.

00:51:15.000 It wasn't in his face.

00:52:37.000 That was a really funny part.

00:52:40.000 That's the hardest he's laughing this whole time.

00:53:38.000 Another funny part.

00:53:46.000 Since you put the motorcycle in the green room, I feel woozy every time I do a green screen because I'm inhaling gas.

00:53:55.000 There's no gas on the ground, though.

00:54:54.000 Seems like the pussy lasts a lot more than the pussy lips guy. 1.00

00:55:00.000 What's he got there?

00:55:03.000 Oh, I thought he was drinking beer.

00:55:04.000 That's San Pellegrino.

00:55:09.000 This movie's like Deadpool before Deadpool, man.

00:55:11.000 I know, right?

00:55:12.000 Breaking the fourth wall.

00:55:14.000 There's finally a comment.

00:55:23.000 Okay, that was fun.

00:55:37.000 Unbelievable.

00:55:38.000 I mean, when we do movie watching, first we make it look weird and cool, where we project the movie onto us.

00:55:45.000 That also gets us around copyright.

00:55:48.000 But secondly, I make sure there's no lulls.

00:55:51.000 And I don't mean LOLs or L-U-L-L-Zs.

00:55:55.000 They're all lulz and we're all lulls.

00:55:56.000 All lulls.

00:55:57.000 No lulls.

00:55:58.000 That's another shirt.

00:56:00.000 That's maybe the title of this show.

00:56:02.000 That's fucking great.

00:56:05.000 Like, I feel...

00:56:06.000 That's kind of why I didn't record myself watching F9 because I didn't feel like being on.

00:56:11.000 But I make sure that the only time we talk, I mean, the only time we don't talk is when it would ruin the plot and be really confusing.

00:56:19.000 Like someone's saying, we have to get over there because they're on fire.

00:56:22.000 You don't talk for that.

00:56:23.000 But otherwise, it's not the movie.

00:56:26.000 If people want to watch the movie alone, anyway, I don't have to explain to you why that was fucking retarded. 1.00

00:56:30.000 Like in this one, there's a full-running theme of is Spielberg a pedophile?

00:56:35.000 And we go through each scene and say, this could maybe be...

00:56:38.000 Yes.

00:56:40.000 Long-form narrative.

00:56:41.000 So you can watch E.T. as E.T., or you can watch it as an example of pedophilia.

00:56:48.000 Two totally different experiences.

00:56:51.000 Those shitheads are just sitting there. 1.00

00:56:56.000 And it pains me to think that young people today just have that in the corner of their screen.

00:57:05.000 I mean, I've heard of my daughter watching movies on Zoom with like 10 other people.

00:57:11.000 That's different, though.

00:57:12.000 Those are your friends.

00:57:13.000 You can talk about it with them later.

00:57:16.000 And there's a pandemic going on where you're not allowed to go outside.

00:57:19.000 But that shit?

00:57:21.000 Who the fuck are these guys?

00:57:23.000 I hate them.

00:57:24.000 I hate them.

00:57:27.000 Who the fuck?

00:57:29.000 Let me see them.

00:57:30.000 What's their channel?

00:57:31.000 Is there more on their channel like that?

00:57:34.000 Let's see.

00:57:38.000 Movie Bros.

00:57:39.000 Movie Bros.

00:57:40.000 So they specialize in this.

00:57:41.000 This is their specialty.

00:57:42.000 Oh, look, yeah, yeah.

00:57:42.000 There's both of them.

00:57:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:57:45.000 Is this a brand new channel?

00:57:47.000 Yeah, I think they're both Star Wars buffs or something.

00:57:53.000 I'm Josh, and I'm Theory.

00:57:54.000 Welcome to the Movie Bros.

00:57:56.000 Theory?

00:57:57.000 Hey, I have Theory, and I'm a fucking loser.

00:58:01.000 We'll be watching movies you vote for every week and filter.

00:58:05.000 So be sure to comment below right now on which movie you want us to start off first.

00:58:09.000 We've got big plans for this channel, and we hope to engage with you on all of our favorite movies and maybe some weird movies.

00:58:15.000 I'm Nick Kroll's brother, who's more athletic than funny.

00:58:18.000 In the future.

00:58:19.000 So please comment below.

00:58:21.000 Oh man, it's sticking a stick in my chin.

00:58:23.000 He has like a puckered anus on his face. 0.95

00:58:25.000 It's crazy.

00:58:26.000 It's a little donut.

00:58:27.000 Dude, grow a beard.

00:58:28.000 See?

00:58:28.000 And then we can talk about It make sure to like and subscribe.

00:58:32.000 So he's got YouTube plaques on his wall, so that means he must be some sort of hot shit.

00:58:40.000 Guys, if this was your venture where you're merging two big YouTubers together, you have failed.

00:58:45.000 You're a failure.

00:58:46.000 All right, let's get back to what counts.

00:58:51.000 Afghanistan is going really well.

00:58:54.000 Things seem to be...

00:58:55.000 Joe Biden has said that things are going smooth over there, and I think he's right.

00:59:01.000 Go to 2-7.

00:59:06.000 Sorry to laugh at murder.

00:59:07.000 They're celebrating with fireworks?

00:59:08.000 What's happening here?

00:59:09.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:59:11.000 Everyone is petrified of fireworks there.

00:59:13.000 They're not used to this kind of joyous celebration.

00:59:19.000 Notice it's all women and children in the trenches and men fighting to get on planes.

00:59:24.000 They're not a civilized society.

00:59:25.000 They're not a society.

00:59:27.000 They're a collection of nomads.

00:59:31.000 And then this, I saw this story, 28.

00:59:34.000 This story is interesting for two reasons.

00:59:35.000 One, if you want to fuck the Taliban, you're in luck because they love dead women. 0.94

00:59:42.000 What's the header there?

00:59:44.000 Taliban rape gangs having sex with dead bodies after going door to door for sex slaves.

00:59:49.000 Reveals someone who fled Afghanistan.

00:59:51.000 Now, it would be hypocritical of us to judge people, to judge them for this, because we did this exact same shit 150,000 years ago.

01:00:02.000 They're just a little bit behind.

01:00:03.000 In fact, I get nostalgic when I see the Taliban because it reminds me of when I was a cave-dwelling nomad who had sex slaves and murdered gays and thought everyone was a witch. 0.89

01:00:15.000 But here's the second most interesting part about that article.

01:00:18.000 I'm scrolling down, right?

01:00:20.000 Go to the bottom of it.

01:00:23.000 I hope it's still there.

01:00:25.000 Go to the bottom of it.

01:00:28.000 Yeah.

01:00:29.000 There's our rape fantasy chick. 0.63

01:00:31.000 She's getting deeper and deeper into Taliban territory, confronting them more and more often.

01:00:37.000 Is it for her career, or is there something more macabre?

01:00:41.000 Is there something more masochistic?

01:00:44.000 Turn it up.

01:00:45.000 Brian, what are you doing?

01:00:46.000 Stop.

01:00:47.000 Go back to the beginning and just play it normal.

01:00:54.000 The fighter takes safety off his AK-47 and pushes through the crowd.

01:01:02.000 You can see that some of these Taliban fighters, they're just hopped up on a dream.

01:01:07.000 I don't know what.

01:01:09.000 It's a very dicey situation.

01:01:12.000 Suddenly, two other Taliban charge towards us.

01:01:17.000 You can see their rifle butt raised to strike.

01:01:24.000 So they're mad at her for not having a face covering, which we know.

01:01:30.000 That's been made very clear.

01:01:31.000 Women are garbage there. 1.00

01:01:33.000 You cannot show your face.

01:01:35.000 It's the equivalent of flashing the gash over there.

01:01:38.000 Yet she does it anyway.

01:01:40.000 And instead of saying these animals are out there murdering people with women and children in ditches, she goes there hopped up on adrenaline?

01:01:50.000 This is a weird, weird white trait.

01:01:55.000 And because it's theory day, one of them could be that we've destroyed masculinity.

01:02:01.000 We've called it toxic.

01:02:02.000 So these women look for it elsewhere. 1.00

01:02:05.000 And they want to get...

01:02:06.000 It started out with like, I want to get choke fucked.

01:02:09.000 And then it became so depraved.

01:02:11.000 This is just a theory.

01:02:12.000 That maybe now it's like, I don't care if you murder me.

01:02:15.000 I want to be abused.

01:02:17.000 I could be such a martyr if I was a sex slave.

01:02:20.000 What if they took me to a cave and beat me and raped me for three weeks?

01:02:24.000 I'd be famous forever.

01:02:25.000 I'd be the top journalist in her field.

01:02:28.000 She missed out.

01:02:31.000 And she became a meme at the beginning.

01:02:33.000 Maybe that's part of it.

01:02:34.000 Clarissa Ward.

01:02:35.000 Clarissa Ward.

01:02:37.000 Two S's. 0.96

01:02:40.000 What a lunatic.

01:02:41.000 Like, what are you doing?

01:02:43.000 We don't need your reporting, my dear.

01:02:46.000 You need to get home.

01:02:47.000 Does she have kids?

01:02:48.000 Imagine she has kids back in America and a husband. 0.99

01:02:52.000 She doesn't sound too pumped.

01:02:54.000 On our flight, waiting ready for takeoff.

01:02:56.000 Oh, wait, she's back.

01:02:57.000 She's back.

01:02:58.000 Phewf.

01:02:59.000 Wait, click on her name?

01:03:02.000 If she says, like, mother of three.

01:03:07.000 Eh.

01:03:10.000 Well, they got her out, thank God.

01:03:13.000 She sure didn't make it easy for them. 0.95

01:03:15.000 I'm going to go poke the dragon again.

01:03:17.000 I'm going to go kick a tiger and see what happens.

01:03:21.000 2-9, we learn that they're not an enemy.

01:03:24.000 Remember the British general telling us that they're just a bunch of country boys?

01:03:30.000 And then Joe Biden wants to add to that.

01:03:33.000 In Afghanistan, do you believe the Taliban have changed?

01:03:36.000 No.

01:03:37.000 I think, let me put it this way.

01:03:39.000 I think they're going through a sort of an existential crisis about do they want to be recognized by the international community as being a legitimate government?

01:03:49.000 I'm not sure they do.

01:03:51.000 But look, they care about their beliefs.

01:03:54.000 First of all, that fucking Silence of the Lamb smile is the most distracting thing I've ever seen.

01:04:00.000 Tucker uses it all the time as a backdrop.

01:04:02.000 Has he had plastic surgery or something?

01:04:05.000 He used to do a side smile, remember?

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:08.000 That's the one that Kyle Dunnegan does.

01:04:11.000 But now he's got this weird like across the whole face.

01:04:16.000 It's Jack, as our buddy said, it's Jack Nicholson in Joker.

01:04:21.000 Oh my God.

01:04:22.000 And secondly, whenever anyone talks about the Taliban, just think MS-13.

01:04:28.000 I'm actually being kind of nice to MS-13 when I say that.

01:04:32.000 But this idea of MS-13 having an existential crisis on how they're going to be perceived in the world is raging horse shit.

01:04:45.000 The fuck are you talking about?

01:04:48.000 They don't give a fuck about anything.

01:04:51.000 All they care about is the Quran. 1.00

01:04:53.000 That's it.

01:04:54.000 The Quran and getting more guns to enforce the Quran. 0.93

01:04:57.000 They are Muslim extremists, dummy. 1.00

01:05:00.000 And they hate the West.

01:05:02.000 Did you see what they said?

01:05:04.000 They said everyone has to be out by the end of August.

01:05:07.000 And so Biden sends the head of the CIA to go talk to the Taliban.

01:05:11.000 I don't even know how you do that safely.

01:05:14.000 And he says, please, I think it would mean a lot to us and our relationship if you could just go past the end of August, maybe into September, maybe September 11th.

01:05:26.000 And the Taliban guy goes, fuck you.

01:05:30.000 Obviously.

01:05:31.000 Like, they know there's never going to be any trade between America and the Taliban.

01:05:35.000 They saw Cuba, so they just rightfully think, fuck America.

01:05:40.000 Well, I shouldn't say rightfully, but you know what I mean?

01:05:42.000 Like, there's going to be no relationship there.

01:05:44.000 And the whole idea of how they're perceived on the world stage, FTW is the Taliban's motto. 0.92

01:05:53.000 Good luck with that, you fucking dork.

01:05:59.000 But let's finish Biden's discussion on these existentialists.

01:06:05.000 Well, they do.

01:06:06.000 But they also care about whether they have food to eat, whether they have an income that can make any money and run an economy.

01:06:14.000 They care about whether or not they can hold together the society that they, in fact, say they care so much about.

01:06:20.000 I'm not counting on any of that.

01:06:22.000 But that is part of what I think is going on right now in terms of, I'm not sure I would have predicted, George, nor would you or anyone else, that when we decided to leave, that they'd provide safe passage for Americans to get out.

01:06:36.000 What happens now in Afghanistan?

01:06:38.000 Look, Joe, let me explain something to you.

01:06:41.000 The only reason they're not just murdering everyone now is because they know that you'll kill them.

01:06:45.000 But they're willing to die.

01:06:47.000 So if you want to, and they know that your ultimatums are bullshit.

01:06:50.000 So they're going to say the end of August, and then it's on.

01:06:53.000 And you've already shown that you're a pussy and you can't negotiate, and your word means nothing. 0.97

01:06:57.000 So pathetic.

01:07:00.000 As my father would say, pathetic.

01:07:07.000 Wait, there's another Joe there?

01:07:09.000 Let's see 3-1.

01:07:10.000 He's saying something even stupider?

01:07:12.000 Or is that the same clip?

01:07:14.000 What's 3-1?

01:07:16.000 Yeah, that's the same one.

01:07:18.000 And then I saw this.

01:07:19.000 This is kind of old, but Ape account on Twitter is having better luck talking to the Taliban. 1.00

01:07:28.000 Twitter frog account successfully negotiates with Taliban to secure safety of Spanish diplomats after government fails.

01:07:34.000 Frog Avatar account was something the Spanish was unable to do using open communication.

01:07:42.000 So I guess they got a translator or something?

01:07:45.000 Like a translating app?

01:07:50.000 And just worked with the Taliban.

01:07:54.000 And then finally, they're giving the U.S. ultimatums 3-3.

01:08:00.000 Taliban warned failure to withdraw U.S. forces by red line date will provoke a reaction.

01:08:13.000 Or what is your thought process on extending the evacuation operation?

01:08:19.000 There's discussions going on among us and the military about extending.

01:08:23.000 Our hope is we will not have to extend, but there are going to be discussions, I suspect, on how far along we are in the process.

01:08:34.000 That was fun.

01:08:36.000 Let's go to the meandering.

01:08:38.000 We've got meandering background, right?

01:08:40.000 Yes.

01:08:43.000 So here's a crazy thing going on.

01:08:46.000 Enrique Tario just got five months, right?

01:08:50.000 Why does my face hurt here?

01:08:52.000 He got five months for burning a Black Lives Matter flag.

01:08:57.000 Now, they also say he had high-capacity magazines.

01:08:59.000 I don't think that was in the charges.

01:09:00.000 I'm not sure that's been dealt with yet.

01:09:02.000 This trial that just happened was he, and I don't think he did it, but he took the blame for the guys who ripped the BLM flag off and burned it.

01:09:12.000 Just to be clear, it's been almost two years of BLM and Antifa destroying statues, burning cities down, burning umpteen American flags, burning churches, burning churches.

01:09:28.000 And I'm talking about the old church a while ago, but then there's also the Canadian Antifa burning all the churches across Winnipeg and Edmonton and all that.

01:09:37.000 Zero charges.

01:09:39.000 Like, the cops have stood there and watched Antifa burn the American flag, burn Blue Lives Matter flag.

01:09:46.000 But then he gets five months for burning a BLM flag.

01:09:50.000 Is that even a crime?

01:09:51.000 I guess the crime is theft if you took a flag off a building, but then burning it, it's not illegal in this country.

01:09:57.000 Five months is insane.

01:09:59.000 And the less take is five months.

01:10:02.000 That's nothing.

01:10:03.000 He must have snitched.

01:10:06.000 How long should it be?

01:10:10.000 Roger Stone is cleared, thank God.

01:10:13.000 How, like, the whole thing about America is it's free speech and you can burn flags.

01:10:18.000 I don't, I hate seeing the American flag burned.

01:10:20.000 I'll fucking fight someone if it happens within my eyesight.

01:10:25.000 But to go to jail for burning a BLM flag, black privilege. 0.77

01:10:33.000 And this is kind of old.

01:10:34.000 I got a lot of cleanup shit here from other things.

01:10:37.000 The meandering.

01:10:39.000 Charges are dropped.

01:10:40.000 Time to sue.

01:10:43.000 Oh, wait, that's different.

01:10:44.000 Are you at 3-4?

01:10:46.000 No, that's 3-5.

01:10:48.000 Yeah, this one's 3-4.

01:10:49.000 Yeah, so that's 3-4.

01:10:51.000 And so the point is that we've discussed this already, right?

01:10:54.000 The FBI has found no evidence there's collusion.

01:10:56.000 Sorry, that's ancient news.

01:10:57.000 No, this one was more interesting.

01:10:58.000 Every time you see that there is a bona fide hate group, I mean, they want Proud Boys to be, they want the insurrection to be, they called it white supremacy because some asshole had a sweatshirt, another moron had a flag.

01:11:11.000 But then you go, there are real ones like Adam Woffen, who are like Holocaust denying Nazis, swastikas, the whole deal.

01:11:19.000 Then you look them up and you find it's three disgruntled college students.

01:11:22.000 Then you look deeper and inevitably it's a Fed operation.

01:11:27.000 I saw this when I was a kid in Canada Where they built a big, huge Nazi skinhead scene from scratch in an attempt to entrap skinheads.

01:11:36.000 But they ended up creating Nazi skinheads. 0.76

01:11:39.000 And that's what they do here.

01:11:41.000 They say, we should go kidnap the governor.

01:11:43.000 We should go blow something up.

01:11:45.000 A few guys say yes.

01:11:46.000 They catch them.

01:11:47.000 It's entrapment.

01:11:48.000 It's illegal.

01:11:50.000 It's like to catch a predator on steroids.

01:11:53.000 You get some 13-year-old saying, I come from getting fucked in the ass.

01:11:58.000 And you put that on the internet.

01:11:59.000 Eventually, there's going to be some horny virgin moron who's 25 and it has a low IQ. 1.00

01:12:05.000 He's going to be like, this is a freak.

01:12:07.000 I want to go get it.

01:12:07.000 It's like having a Lamborghini in Harlem with the keys in it.

01:12:11.000 Not that I consider a slutty 13-year-old as valuable as a sports car. 0.99

01:12:17.000 It's a freak thing.

01:12:18.000 I come really, really hard.

01:12:23.000 Do you just say I come really, really hard?

01:12:25.000 Yes.

01:12:26.000 Go back.

01:12:27.000 Show me that again.

01:12:28.000 I come really, really hard.

01:12:31.000 Always saying I come correct.

01:12:37.000 So the bad guys are the good guys.

01:12:41.000 The proud boys are the good guys.

01:12:43.000 And the bad guys that they show you are fake.

01:12:47.000 And the good guys, according to the left, are fucking lunatic, violent shitheads attacking people.

01:12:56.000 Go to 4-3.

01:12:57.000 Here's a woman explaining this much better than I just did.

01:13:01.000 I'm still fucked up from that Spaceballs incident.

01:13:06.000 White supremacy is not the problem.

01:13:08.000 Proud boys were not the problem.

01:13:11.000 They blinked out Proud Boys, by the way.

01:13:12.000 Why?

01:13:13.000 You know that?

01:13:14.000 Yeah.

01:13:15.000 I don't know.

01:13:15.000 Is that a coincidence?

01:13:19.000 White supremacy is not the problem.

01:13:21.000 Proud boys were not the problem.

01:13:23.000 And she but Black Block are the ones who threw phones, mortars, and pepper spray at me and my children. 1.00

01:13:28.000 My baby girl, eight years old, nearly was hit in the face with an explosive by white people dressed up in all black, attacking me and my family.

01:13:41.000 And it's not the proud boy.

01:13:43.000 And you, the city of Portland, and everybody who supports them needs to know this.

01:13:50.000 My black children were almost hit with bombs and mortars.

01:13:57.000 My nine-year-old son was drenched in pepper gas.

01:14:01.000 Thrown by Aunt Tifa. 0.93

01:14:04.000 Boy and black lives matter to you.

01:14:06.000 You better back that.

01:14:07.000 He's deaf. 0.90

01:14:08.000 He's deaf, Jean. 0.91

01:14:09.000 They did the problem.

01:14:10.000 He's deaf chief.

01:14:10.000 Yes, they are part of the problem.

01:14:12.000 Yes, they are part of the problem.

01:14:14.000 But you know what?

01:14:15.000 You, you, you, and you are the problem.

01:14:19.000 Every single local news station denied my story.

01:14:24.000 You rejected it in favor of one man with an airsoft gun.

01:14:30.000 No prouds were present that day.

01:14:35.000 The event hadn't even started yet.

01:14:37.000 We were shaking hands, saying our things, smiling at each other, having fun.

01:14:45.000 And Black Log and Tifa marched in screaming, chanting, hail Satan, and screaming, where's your gun now? 0.73

01:14:56.000 Okay, it's on video.

01:14:57.000 And you are probably there.

01:15:00.000 I may have been.

01:15:02.000 Did you hear it?

01:15:03.000 I may have been.

01:15:05.000 That is the problem in this city.

01:15:08.000 They beat and terrorize an Asian gay man who still has to fear for his life.

01:15:15.000 He still hides from them.

01:15:17.000 They still threaten his life.

01:15:20.000 A gay Asian man.

01:15:22.000 Stop Asian hate.

01:15:24.000 Stop black hate. 0.99

01:15:29.000 Were invented because Antifa was the one who was terrorizing us.

01:15:35.000 They bleeped Proud Boys twice, but not three times.

01:15:38.000 Right.

01:15:39.000 Yeah, I found that odd.

01:15:40.000 This incompetence.

01:15:41.000 Well, that brings us to an Antifa segment.

01:15:43.000 Let's do the Antifa intro.

01:15:47.000 No chance.

01:15:50.000 You've never experienced that like an Europire Party.

01:16:01.000 Fuck your dad.

01:16:07.000 So remember the Mumford and Sons guy?

01:16:10.000 He got red-pilled by Jordan Peterson, and then he started getting into Andy No.

01:16:16.000 And he's still a moderate.

01:16:17.000 I'd even call him a liberal.

01:16:19.000 But he just wants free speech, and he's wary of the radical left.

01:16:24.000 And because of that, Mumford and Sons were about to be canceled.

01:16:27.000 So he jumped ship and drowned himself.

01:16:31.000 And now they have a different guy playing whatever he played, the little banjo.

01:16:36.000 And now he's free to talk.

01:16:37.000 He said, I don't want to drag the band down, so I'm going to leave the band.

01:16:41.000 And then I can just talk freely and not worry about censorship.

01:16:45.000 And of course, the left took that as, imagine wanting to talk shit.

01:16:51.000 No, imagine hating...

01:16:53.000 Imagine loving fascism so much that you quit your band so you can attack Andy No.

01:16:59.000 They manipulate the language, which is what this interview does.

01:17:02.000 Time-coded for a reason, right?

01:17:04.000 Yep.

01:17:05.000 Clearly, it's a totemic and a divisive issue.

01:17:10.000 And I think if a lot of people look at it in low depth, it's like and they don't understand what the far-left extremism that's going on.

01:17:20.000 They might think, well, why would you criticize it?

01:17:26.000 Or, you know, fascism's bad, so Antifa must be good, rather than seeing the fascistic behavior of far-left groups.

01:17:36.000 And then there was other people then assuming that if I was critical of the far left, then I must be pro-the far right.

01:17:45.000 Obviously, I absolutely, unequivocally condemn the far-right.

01:17:51.000 Well, there's this meme out there that, like, Antifa either doesn't exist or is genuinely a force for fighting fascism rather than its own kind of Extremism.

01:18:01.000 Well, that's how I got that impression anyway from that.

01:18:07.000 I see that a bit.

01:18:10.000 Perhaps you have a sense of that in America.

01:18:14.000 I haven't seen that meme specifically, but is that a specific meme?

01:18:18.000 It's not an image, but it's a trope, right?

01:18:21.000 Like when people will post often, trying to defend Antifa, you know, images of American soldiers storming the beaches of Normandy and say, this is Antifa.

01:18:32.000 This is what anti-fascism is.

01:18:33.000 Chris Cuomo disappeared.

01:18:34.000 And it's so clearly a word game where the group, the modern group that calls itself Antifa, is actually about something different than fighting the Nazis in World War II.

01:18:44.000 That's all I mean.

01:18:45.000 Well, and actually that wordplay stuff is incredibly effective on Twitter.

01:18:52.000 If it's Antifa, if it's in Britain, we've got it, Don't Fund Hate, which is trying to take down TB news.

01:19:02.000 And it's like, actually, there's older examples.

01:19:10.000 Rereading Václav Havel recently, and he talks about the putting a slogan up in the shop window, Workers of the World University.

01:19:21.000 Who would disagree with Workers of the World Unite?

01:19:23.000 And you have another example of the North Korea, the People's Democratic Republic, whatever it's called, of North Korea.

01:19:32.000 It can be absolutely absurd.

01:19:34.000 I mean, the Bolsheviks and Mensheviks is another thing.

01:19:37.000 The Bolsheviks weren't the majority.

01:19:39.000 They were the minority, but they dominated with the language.

01:19:42.000 And it's very effective.

01:19:44.000 See, that's huge right there.

01:19:46.000 Stop.

01:19:47.000 So, first of all, there's two things going on here.

01:19:49.000 One is that the communist radical left, they've always been about controlling the language, changing the words.

01:19:56.000 This goes way back.

01:19:58.000 Look at pro-choice, the name Antifa itself.

01:20:01.000 And that's gone from just a few radicals manipulating nouns to manipulating entire narratives.

01:20:08.000 And I think it goes back to the Bolsheviks.

01:20:11.000 They lied.

01:20:11.000 They said, we are the majority, yet we're not being represented.

01:20:16.000 And they were lying.

01:20:17.000 They were the minority, and they took over.

01:20:19.000 And these shrill lunatics on the far left, they have very weird views.

01:20:24.000 They believe that we all believe in the one-drop theory, for example.

01:20:28.000 And they enforce that weird rule.

01:20:30.000 So the American conversation, with this obsession with race, for example, is dominated by a few radical freaks.

01:20:37.000 And we see them, they're liberal TikToks.

01:20:39.000 We see them as teachers talking about all this mix.

01:20:45.000 Like, think about how many Americans don't use miss or mr. They use mix, MX.

01:20:51.000 Probably like seven.

01:20:53.000 Yet we keep hearing about these pronouns all the fucking time.

01:20:56.000 No one in the real world does it.

01:20:59.000 But by manipulating the language and changing the narrative, you can make yourself look more important.

01:21:03.000 And who wants to look more important?

01:21:05.000 The insignificant, the irrelevant, the movie bros.

01:21:11.000 Oh, I thought this was interesting.

01:21:12.000 Remember, I told you Alan Foyer was that guy who he said he wants me to be a martyr.

01:21:18.000 He said, it would be really good for your cause if you would just lie there and take a beating.

01:21:21.000 Even if you got hospitalized, it would show people that you're nonviolent.

01:21:24.000 And I go, no, I'm not doing that.

01:21:26.000 And then we see here 405 the other day a stabbing.

01:21:35.000 This is kind of old news.

01:21:40.000 See that?

01:21:40.000 Do you see that?

01:21:41.000 Stop.

01:21:42.000 You see the guy in the black sweatshirt?

01:21:45.000 Not that one.

01:21:46.000 There's one coming up on the left.

01:21:48.000 Him.

01:21:49.000 Now watch his left hand.

01:21:53.000 There.

01:21:54.000 What do you see?

01:21:56.000 I see a fucking knife.

01:21:57.000 And it's not a small knife.

01:22:00.000 Right there.

01:22:01.000 I should just let these people beat me up, says the New York Times.

01:22:04.000 Let them stab you.

01:22:07.000 So that guy there with the mask on, he gets stabbed in this video.

01:22:13.000 It's very hard to see, though.

01:22:16.000 There he is walking away.

01:22:29.000 There, right there, he just got stabbed.

01:22:31.000 That's a really bad place to get stabbed, too, is near the armpit.

01:22:34.000 You get to the vitals real quick there.

01:22:36.000 There you go.

01:22:41.000 Oh.

01:22:43.000 See, he thinks he just got punched and it doesn't hurt.

01:22:48.000 And then later, I'm not sure if it's in this video, but you see a massive hole on his shirt that's bleeding.

01:22:57.000 It's funny that I meant to get to this last week.

01:23:00.000 Since then, we've had all other violence in Portland.

01:23:03.000 And in every instance, it's Antifa attacking Patriots for no good reason and the media talking about how Patriots are always starting trouble.

01:23:14.000 Like, for example, at the one the other day in Portland, they get an old bus that used to transport handicapped people.

01:23:21.000 They drive it there with all their gear, drive right up to the parking lot where the Patriots are.

01:23:25.000 They drive at them.

01:23:26.000 Patriots catch them, start ripping them out, macing them.

01:23:30.000 Then they roll over the truck, and the headline is like, handicapped vehicle rolled upside down by proud boys in militant clash.

01:23:46.000 Los Angeles anti-mass protest.

01:23:49.000 So this protest we just saw, and I'm two protests ago at this point.

01:23:53.000 That's why I said I'm sort of emptying out the computer here.

01:23:56.000 It's anarchists and Antifa fighting against maskers, anti-vaxxers. 0.56

01:24:03.000 So they're fighting on behalf of the government.

01:24:06.000 You don't want the second ankle, right?

01:24:08.000 What?

01:24:08.000 You don't want the second ankle?

01:24:10.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

01:24:11.000 We already saw it.

01:24:15.000 This isn't about right or left.

01:24:17.000 This is about us and them.

01:24:19.000 This is about the establishment versus the people.

01:24:22.000 And Antifa are dressed up as the people and they are the establishment.

01:24:26.000 That is why they are fighting people who are anti-mask.

01:24:30.000 Imagine being an anarchist and you're fighting for people to put their masks on.

01:24:34.000 In fact, it's one of the footage from the Portland thing, there's this journalist there.

01:24:39.000 She gets maced and beat up. 0.69

01:24:41.000 That might be one of Andy Noah's more recent ones.

01:24:44.000 And before they beat her up, they say to her, they know her, they recognize her, and they say, You jeopardize other people's lives by going to Columbia.

01:24:55.000 So now you're right up there with Nancy Pelosi banning travel.

01:25:01.000 And does Nancy Pelosi mask up when she goes somewhere? 1.00

01:25:05.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:25:07.000 Get the fuck out.

01:25:08.000 Get the fuck out.

01:25:09.000 Get the fuck out, Kata. 1.00

01:25:11.000 You fucking endangered people by flying to fucking Columbia and endangering everyone by opening them up to COVID.

01:25:24.000 She's about to do it.

01:25:26.000 By the way, stop, stop, stop.

01:25:28.000 This goes back to that masochistic thing.

01:25:31.000 Like, she's got no street smarts. 1.00

01:25:34.000 She's going into Antifa.

01:25:37.000 If that was Proud Boys, they'd be flanking it.

01:25:39.000 They'd be judging the numbers.

01:25:40.000 They'd be sort of bending their knees.

01:25:42.000 She goes in there like she's fucking Joan of Arc. 1.00

01:25:46.000 It's almost like she wants to get hit.

01:25:48.000 I know she's on our side, but this is still idiotic.

01:25:50.000 What do you think's going to happen?

01:25:52.000 Look at her just standing in the middle of Antifa.

01:25:56.000 And then she gets what she asked for.

01:25:58.000 I'm not justifying it.

01:26:00.000 I'm just saying.

01:26:03.000 If I walk up to MS-13 in this suit and say, what are you going to do, bitch? 1.00

01:26:09.000 Let's just let her get a car with her. 1.00

01:26:13.000 I have to film it.

01:26:14.000 I can't help her.

01:26:15.000 I got to get my footage.

01:26:26.000 Anyway, let's go to COVID.

01:26:43.000 That one sucks.

01:26:45.000 Especially when you go to something that looks this cool afterwards.

01:26:48.000 So, Ron Coleman has an interesting theory.

01:26:52.000 Maybe I can't call this all lulz, no lulls.

01:26:54.000 This is the theory show.

01:26:57.000 So we keep seeing Gavin Newsome, all these people with no masks.

01:27:01.000 Ron's contention is it's on purpose.

01:27:05.000 Here's the latest version of our rulers, reminding us not only that the rules for us are different from the rules for them, but that they know we will find out.

01:27:13.000 They don't care that we'll find out.

01:27:14.000 It's quite intentional.

01:27:17.000 The idea is twofold.

01:27:19.000 Keep going.

01:27:21.000 One is to accustom us to the reality that the ruling class will no longer pretend at sharing sacrifice or being bound by the law.

01:27:28.000 But there's a more important second goal.

01:27:29.000 It's related, of course, but very distinct.

01:27:31.000 The second goal is to break our spirits, to convince us it's all over, that votes don't matter, that there's no challenging their permanent and complete primacy, and that any effort to do so is doomed from the start.

01:27:43.000 I love it.

01:27:44.000 But I have a...

01:27:45.000 I just...

01:27:48.000 I think he's 90% there.

01:27:50.000 I think what's going on with that Nancy Pelosi picture is that she thinks she's different.

01:27:55.000 She's better than us.

01:27:56.000 Like, remember that black politician, single mom, multiple baby daddies? 0.99

01:28:00.000 She's sure no role model, living in her car, making bad choice after bad choice.

01:28:05.000 Anyway, she becomes a politician that all young black girls can look up to, and she says, defund the police.

01:28:10.000 And people go, fuck you.

01:28:11.000 That's terrible.

01:28:12.000 You have a $200,000 security thing.

01:28:14.000 And she goes, yeah, but I need to do that because I've had threats on my life.

01:28:20.000 And I need to serve these people.

01:28:21.000 De Blasio did the same thing.

01:28:23.000 He said, I need to go to the gym because I need to be in good shape to serve the community.

01:28:28.000 So, and you see this with celebrities, Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore.

01:28:32.000 They take these private jets to a climate change conference.

01:28:36.000 And their rationale, if you were to ask them, they'd say, well, I'm special.

01:28:40.000 I have this incredible influence.

01:28:42.000 I'm benefiting the world.

01:28:43.000 I'm magic.

01:28:44.000 I'm in the X-Men.

01:28:45.000 I'm a superhero.

01:28:47.000 So us dirty hordes, us mobs, us unwashed masses, we need to wear masks.

01:28:55.000 But Nancy Pelosi, she doesn't need a mask because she's better than us. 0.99

01:29:00.000 So I'm not sure I agree with Ron that they're knowingly saying, ha ha, fuck you, trying to break our spirits.

01:29:05.000 I think their egos are too big.

01:29:07.000 I think they just think that they are so much better than us that they don't need a mask.

01:29:13.000 That's my theory.

01:29:18.000 Here's a teacher who is convinced he's going to die.

01:29:20.000 Did I show this clip already?

01:29:23.000 Because they say there's two teachers already dead.

01:29:27.000 And wait, is that it?

01:29:34.000 4-8?

01:29:41.000 Yeah, and she says, and then I saw people in the comments saying, two teachers have already died.

01:29:45.000 It's summer.

01:29:47.000 Two people died that happened to be teachers.

01:29:49.000 They didn't die teaching.

01:29:54.000 Here, scroll down.

01:29:55.000 They have the actual video.

01:29:57.000 Or no, scroll up.

01:30:00.000 It's before that.

01:30:04.000 Had my regular back-to-school anxieties.

01:30:07.000 Things like, am I going to have enough time?

01:30:10.000 Am I going to get my lessons done?

01:30:11.000 Are the students going to be okay?

01:30:13.000 But this year, there is this overshadowing apprehension that's clouding my normal back-to-school thoughts.

01:30:25.000 And it's with thoughts like, if I die, who's going to take care of my children?

01:30:36.000 And if I end up in a hospital, how am I going to pay those bills?

01:30:42.000 And if I give COVID to my students or my own children and they die, how am I going to live with them?

01:30:54.000 And I want you to ask any teacher how they feel this year, and I'm sure that they Will tell you that they have never experienced anxiety like this because it is like we are trying to protect our students from a mass shooting that we know is coming but cannot do anything about.

01:31:11.000 Except we can do something about it.

01:31:14.000 It's just that not everyone agrees that wearing a mask.

01:31:17.000 So, a little kid not wearing a mask is the same as a school shooting.

01:31:22.000 Sounds reasonable.

01:31:24.000 Do you teach logic?

01:31:26.000 Yeah, people are likely to become sick, and that makes me sick.

01:31:30.000 And in the meetings that I have been to since we've been back, I hear teachers planning like regular, but I also hear them having conversations about finding affordable attorneys so that they can make a will.

01:31:43.000 And we're talking about making emergency sub-plans and quarantining and going to the hospital.

01:31:50.000 And after in my district, we found out that we have to use personal and sick days if we have to quarantine and that those aren't paid.

01:31:58.000 The constant dialogue is how those bills are going to get paid.

01:32:02.000 That's what we're wondering.

01:32:03.000 Bullshit.

01:32:04.000 Teachers get off four months a year, two months in the summer, and then two months of various holidays.

01:32:09.000 And they're like, we can't pay our bills.

01:32:12.000 We're working so hard.

01:32:14.000 They always talk about how little money they make.

01:32:17.000 Not per hour, my dear.

01:32:18.000 You make little money because you don't work.

01:32:22.000 Right.

01:32:23.000 I spend all night doing lesson plans.

01:32:25.000 No, you don't.

01:32:25.000 That's such horseshit.

01:32:26.000 I see them on the beaches in New York.

01:32:29.000 Big, fat, fucking middle-aged cunts. 0.99

01:32:33.000 We don't have mask mandates in place across the board.

01:32:38.000 And across the board, we're worried.

01:32:42.000 And we're tired of parents who feel like mask mandates violate rights.

01:32:48.000 We want parents to know.

01:32:51.000 Like, she's literally reading a script and then hamming it up with closing her eyes and fake tears.

01:32:58.000 So fucking...

01:32:59.000 This whole thing is so phony.

01:33:07.000 What's 4.9?

01:33:12.000 Panic porn.

01:33:13.000 Media buried key details about Florida teachers dying of COVID.

01:33:16.000 Yeah, it was in the summer.

01:33:20.000 What's 50 there?

01:33:21.000 Leftists hate.

01:33:21.000 Oh, yeah, this was, I thought, this kind of summarizes what I'm trying to say here.

01:33:26.000 They hated the vaccine when it was Trump, and they love it now that it's not Trump.

01:33:32.000 Not one fucking legitimate doctor is endorsing the fucking vaccine coming out in a month.

01:33:37.000 Fuck Trump.

01:33:38.000 He cares.

01:33:38.000 He only cares about himself.

01:33:41.000 And then, I will fucking take a vaccine booster every fucking day.

01:33:44.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:33:46.000 Put that shit in my veins.

01:33:48.000 Notice they're all ugly people.

01:33:50.000 There is no vaccine.

01:33:52.000 This is a lie.

01:33:52.000 Acting like there is one.

01:33:53.000 You're a fraud.

01:33:54.000 Resign, Donald Trump.

01:33:56.000 Who is going to clean your vaccine?

01:33:58.000 If you're spreading anti-vaccine lies, then you're on the side of the virus.

01:34:03.000 I'd love these people to meet their former selves.

01:34:06.000 This guy is probably the worst person in the internet.

01:34:11.000 Raise your hand if you would never trust a vaccine pushed by a bleach injection snake oil-selling con man.

01:34:17.000 Just got my first Pfizer, Fauci, ouchie.

01:34:20.000 Now I can sit at the cool kids' table with the rest of you guys.

01:34:22.000 Get your vaccination.

01:34:25.000 I would eat rancid durian.

01:34:27.000 How does water get rancid?

01:34:31.000 Does she mean Darian?

01:34:33.000 Wait, what's that water?

01:34:34.000 She means the water, right?

01:34:37.000 Hello?

01:34:38.000 Durian.

01:34:38.000 Googling it.

01:34:40.000 Left in a hot car for 12 days.

01:34:42.000 Fruit that stinks a lot.

01:34:43.000 Okay, sorry, that was a good one.

01:34:46.000 Oh, yeah, that one.

01:34:49.000 Left in a hot car for 12 days while listening to Josh Groban sing Christmas songs before I would take bullshit Trump vaccine.

01:34:54.000 You?

01:34:55.000 Who's got two thumbs and appointment for a COVID?

01:34:57.000 I mean, they're all propagandists.

01:34:58.000 There's no heart in either of those.

01:35:03.000 All right.

01:35:04.000 Let's jump to the mailbag.

01:35:09.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:35:13.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:35:19.000 Let me touch it.

01:35:23.000 If we let him touch it, do we have to change the theme song?

01:35:28.000 What?

01:35:29.000 If we finally let him touch it, do we have to change the theme song?

01:35:40.000 The guy who wrote the song wants to touch my squirrel sack.

01:35:43.000 Yeah, so if he does finally touch it, you know, will we still have to put that part in there?

01:35:51.000 Maybe he'll be satiated.

01:35:52.000 But if he still wants to touch it going forward, then we leave it in.

01:35:57.000 I'm still trying to find those Stevo emails.

01:36:05.000 It's not looking good.

01:36:12.000 I think they might be on a whole other computer.

01:36:14.000 You remember the gist?

01:36:16.000 Well, it's a meth rants.

01:36:18.000 Oh, shh.

01:36:18.000 That's awesome.

01:36:19.000 So they were like 7,000 words.

01:36:21.000 Oh, I used to print them on Street Carnage.

01:36:24.000 Briggin A. I wonder if that...

01:36:26.000 Is Street Carnage even still up?

01:36:28.000 No.

01:36:29.000 Well, the article that I tried to go to the other day was not up.

01:36:34.000 Well, Dove Charney told me he was trying to load his article up, and it did load.

01:36:38.000 It just took like an hour, which I didn't know websites can be sort of working.

01:36:44.000 All right, anyway, that's neither here nor there.

01:36:49.000 Let's go to MailB.

01:36:57.000 I get a lot of these people who email me like several times a day.

01:37:02.000 And I'm realizing that they think we're friends because they look at me for a couple hours a day.

01:37:08.000 I don't know you.

01:37:09.000 Stop emailing me.

01:37:12.000 Clip of the day suggestion, this is part of becoming a man, he says.

01:37:17.000 And then he shows us a guy serenading a girl.

01:37:22.000 And then the boyfriend came out.

01:37:23.000 Guy ends up crying.

01:37:26.000 Oh, this is ancient.

01:37:32.000 Yeah, and it has fake all over it.

01:37:34.000 Yeah, shut up, loser. 0.99

01:37:36.000 You should check out Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast, specifically Blueprint for Armageddon about World War I. They are long, but damn, they are good.

01:37:45.000 Oh, and you never looked up Mary Steenbergen.

01:37:48.000 She's an old smoker. 0.99

01:37:50.000 Mary Steenbergen.

01:37:52.000 All right, let's look her up. 0.97

01:37:53.000 Steenbergen.

01:37:55.000 Mary Steenbergen.

01:37:57.000 Mary Schloofenplatz.

01:37:59.000 I know her.

01:38:00.000 Yeah, we all know her, dude.

01:38:01.000 Will you shut up?

01:38:03.000 Fuck.

01:38:04.000 I'm familiar with the chick from Stepbrothers who's been famous forever. 1.00

01:38:08.000 You know who is?

01:38:09.000 A shocking beauty, though?

01:38:11.000 Meanwhile, she's like 65 years old.

01:38:14.000 The chick from Animal House with the little freckles.

01:38:17.000 Like, she might be the prettiest woman in the world.

01:38:20.000 In the history of the world.

01:38:22.000 Look up Girl from Animal House.

01:38:26.000 No, not the...

01:38:28.000 No, her. 0.75

01:38:29.000 Her.

01:38:29.000 Look, that one.

01:38:30.000 Yeah.

01:38:32.000 I mean, that's not a great picture of her.

01:38:34.000 But she was also an Indiana Jones.

01:38:36.000 She's the tough broad doing the shots. 1.00

01:38:38.000 Karen Allen.

01:38:39.000 She's just like...

01:38:41.000 She doesn't look like an earthling.

01:38:44.000 We are not the same.

01:38:45.000 Even now, she's like 72.

01:38:48.000 But look up young Karen Allen.

01:38:50.000 No, I think the prettiest woman in the history of the world is Phoebe Cates.

01:38:55.000 But wow, Karen Allen sure came close. 1.00

01:38:58.000 She's maybe number two. 0.97

01:39:01.000 Number two.

01:39:02.000 These are all terrible pictures of her that's making me look like a moron.

01:39:08.000 Just so pure.

01:39:11.000 Yeah, that's more like it.

01:39:12.000 Not this one.

01:39:13.000 This one, she's like, you think I'm pure.

01:39:15.000 But you can't beat Phoebe Cates.

01:39:19.000 There's a hardcore history.

01:39:20.000 Yeah, I've heard of this.

01:39:21.000 Everybody keeps telling me to listen to this.

01:39:23.000 What is it like fucking...

01:39:24.000 Which smoke show psycho woman would you bang first? 1.00

01:39:30.000 Or MFK?

01:39:31.000 Pics attached.

01:39:32.000 Casey Anthony, very, very beautiful.

01:39:36.000 Accused of killing her daughter.

01:39:37.000 No, she did kill her daughter. 1.00

01:39:42.000 Emma Pressler, a blonde, accused of killing a girl with cerebral palsy and later lighting another couple on fire, killing the husband and burning the wife badly.

01:39:52.000 Jodi Arius, blonde Latina, accused of murdering her boyfriend with a knife and a gun after stalking him for months.

01:39:59.000 Well, aesthetically, if we're just going by aesthetics, Jodi Arius is the hottest of them all.

01:40:08.000 They're all murderers, right?

01:40:09.000 I don't want to marry any of them.

01:40:10.000 Now I'm doing that chick thing. 0.57

01:40:12.000 Okay, so the other thing about fucking them is you've got to think, she's going to kill me, right? 0.61

01:40:18.000 Or I don't want to fuck someone that's murdered someone.

01:40:21.000 So this gets weird.

01:40:22.000 I guess they're all equally evil, so I would just go for looks.

01:40:27.000 And looks-wise, I'd go Jodi first, the middle one second, and then Casey Anthony last.

01:40:36.000 Right?

01:40:36.000 Or is that just a bad picture of Casey Anthony?

01:40:39.000 Let me look her up again.

01:40:41.000 She doesn't look much like Casey Anthony there.

01:40:44.000 No, she doesn't, does she?

01:40:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:48.000 No, she's not very hot at all.

01:40:50.000 Jodi Arias.

01:40:51.000 Now, as far as marry, fuck, kill, well, you want to kill the worst person.

01:40:55.000 And killing your daughter is the worst thing.

01:40:57.000 So I want to kill Casey Anthony.

01:41:00.000 And then you want to marry the least evil one. 0.92

01:41:02.000 I'm going to marry Jodi Arius because she only killed one guy. 1.00

01:41:08.000 And it wasn't you.

01:41:09.000 Yeah.

01:41:10.000 And she killed him because he dumped her. 0.99

01:41:12.000 I'll just never dump her.

01:41:14.000 And then Emma Presley, Pressler, I'm going to fuck because she's very hot and I don't want to see her again. 1.00

01:41:20.000 And Jodi Arias.

01:41:22.000 That was easy.

01:41:23.000 There's a couple of.

01:41:25.000 What's that?

01:41:26.000 This is Jody.

01:41:27.000 That's not Jody. 1.00

01:41:28.000 This is Jodi.

01:41:29.000 Yeah, in jail.

01:41:30.000 Jodi in jail on NBC.

01:41:33.000 I don't know.

01:41:37.000 On vaccine hesitancy, Dear Gavin and Ryan online, I found this perfect example of why we are reluctant to get the prick.

01:41:44.000 I thought I'd share it so others had a more concise and clear response when asked why they didn't get the vax.

01:41:54.000 Oh, fuck.

01:41:55.000 Okay, that's it.

01:41:56.000 No more unscreened ones.

01:41:59.000 So this one I have screened starting now.

01:42:01.000 Afghan podcast.

01:42:02.000 Dear Gavin, first day subscriber here.

01:42:04.000 Best value for money ever.

01:42:06.000 The host of the podcast, The Rest is History, is Tom Holland, who is a brilliant writer and historian.

01:42:11.000 He wrote a book in 2019 called Dominion, in which he says that Western culture is Christian culture, which is basically what the death of the West says. 0.54

01:42:20.000 For your next sleepless night, check out the podcast, History Extra, Tom Holland on Christianity's Enduring Legacy, where he points out that human rights, the end of slavery, etc., could never have come from the Muslim world. 0.82

01:42:33.000 For example, that it is a purely Christian creation. 0.95

01:42:36.000 Kind regards to you and yours.

01:42:38.000 P.S. Tom Holland also says that one of the reasons Hitler hated the Jews was because he blamed them for the fall of the Roman Empire.

01:42:45.000 The pussification, if you will, and getting good at it, if you will, of Rome.

01:42:51.000 He says Jesus and St. Paul were Jews, and if Germany wanted a thousand-year Reich, then the Jews had to go.

01:42:58.000 Okay, I don't totally comprehend that.

01:43:03.000 Hey guys, this pro-abortion song plays as an ad before all my conservative content on YouTube.

01:43:09.000 There are a few funny arguments in the comments.

01:43:12.000 Okay, so I've seen this before.

01:43:14.000 She uses that sort of like Reggie Watts thing where you go and then that's the beat.

01:43:20.000 I'm not sure it's really credible.

01:43:36.000 Anyway, she keeps doing this. 0.79

01:43:38.000 It's a very long intro, and then she sings about how...

01:43:40.000 No, no, keep playing the fucking music, retard. 1.00

01:43:44.000 Go back to the beginning now.

01:43:48.000 Shuts up the song for a long time.

01:43:50.000 And then in the song, she talks about how it's her body, her choice, and the problem isn't abortion.

01:43:55.000 It's that, you know, we don't have enough sex education in school.

01:43:58.000 But then in the write-up, She says, the best thing you can do for the environment is to not have kids.

01:44:03.000 We're overpopulated.

01:44:06.000 And what these young girls don't understand is that it's quality, not quantity.

01:44:13.000 The third world is reproducing like crazy. 0.97

01:44:18.000 And China is much worse, if you can call China third world, with its billion people and its burning plastic and its zero environmentalism. 0.99

01:44:27.000 So this is the problem with the myth of equality.

01:44:29.000 When we say we're all the same and all cultures are the same, then you say, okay, then we as a global community have to have less babies.

01:44:36.000 No, they're not doing it.

01:44:38.000 We're the only ones not having babies.

01:44:40.000 Us and maybe Japan and Italy.

01:44:43.000 So the West and Japan. 0.81

01:44:56.000 Or has it really been a matter of time?

01:44:57.000 So men are ruling the country because of sexism? 0.53

01:45:01.000 I guess women just are running and not getting elected because we're sexist. 1.00

01:45:08.000 Right, that's only 24 cents.

01:45:10.000 I find it disturbing that YouTube is enforcing that bullshit on people.

01:45:18.000 You mentioned in passing you're writing a book on anti-Semitism.

01:45:22.000 No, I'm writing a book on free speech, basically.

01:45:24.000 But there's maybe a couple pages on anti-Semitism.

01:45:28.000 You should get in contact with Owen Benjamin, blah, blah, blah.

01:45:31.000 He used to be anti-Semitic, but he got through it.

01:45:33.000 Okay.

01:45:35.000 I thought you'd find this funny, trying to activate my Roku for censored.tv.

01:45:39.000 And as I'm manually typing in the censored URL, the iPhone suggests I go read about Joe Biden instead.

01:45:47.000 Wow.

01:45:49.000 Damn.

01:45:53.000 So top hit, censor.tv, and then, hey, try this out.

01:45:57.000 You might be interested in this.

01:46:02.000 Sean Solo.

01:46:02.000 Oops.

01:46:05.000 Gavin and Ryan, love the show.

01:46:07.000 You're great, but why are you gay? 1.00

01:46:08.000 Considering the climate of it today, it's rare when our side actually has something tangible that we can do to actually make change.

01:46:14.000 Promoting Larry Elder on the show not only would make great content, but potentially score a huge win.

01:46:20.000 Dude, could you be more naive?

01:46:22.000 How young are you?

01:46:24.000 A, Larry Elder would never appear on this show.

01:46:27.000 B, it would be terrible for him to be on this show.

01:46:30.000 And it would be, the thing they're coming at him with is that he's the blackface of white nationalism in America.

01:46:38.000 If he appears on the Proud Boy show, the leftist media would fucking have a field day, you moron.

01:46:44.000 How can you not know that?

01:46:46.000 He's saying promoting him on the show, but what would that even do?

01:46:49.000 I mean, if you're a liberal, you're not watching the show.

01:46:52.000 And if you live in California, you're voting for him.

01:46:55.000 Just an idiotic letter.

01:46:57.000 G'day, gay lords. 1.00

01:46:58.000 For once, it seems like one of Gab's retarded theories is accurate. 1.00

01:47:01.000 Apparently having sex with lots of different women every night is gay. 0.97

01:47:07.000 So they say that this was a hard article to understand, but they say that fucking like a lunatic, right, is a natural thing in the old days, cave days, because you want to make as many of you as possible.

01:47:22.000 But then there's too many of you, so the autocorrect is to make them fags. 1.00

01:47:27.000 So that's not exactly what I was saying.

01:47:28.000 I was saying that it's a very gay thing to want to just fuck a million different women a night. 0.91

01:47:35.000 That means you're gay. 1.00

01:47:36.000 And to never settle down.

01:47:38.000 It's the same lifestyle.

01:47:44.000 You chastened Rygai for displaying the text of the email you were reading.

01:47:50.000 But I remember on a very early episode, you specifically commanding Ryan to work out a way to have the emails reading behind you a la 1980 60 Minutes viewer.

01:48:03.000 You owe Rygai a foot massage.

01:48:05.000 Ooh, that'd be cool.

01:48:07.000 Well, if it was a fancy thing that looked like a printed out letter, there's a case for that.

01:48:11.000 But as far as just sticking up the 10 sentences I'm reading, it's annoying.

01:48:15.000 And it also adds to a risk of us showing the person's name and address and all that.

01:48:23.000 So Only Fools and Horses, soon to be cancelled.

01:48:26.000 And then they show us the episode where they are going to adopt a German lady's baby, and they realize that the German lady is black.

01:48:34.000 How'd they not know that?

01:48:38.000 Bossy, sorry, no, sorry, mate.

01:48:39.000 Listen, the deal's off.

01:48:41.000 It's off, all right?

01:48:42.000 Is that right, Darl?

01:48:43.000 The deal's off, is it?

01:48:44.000 Too bleeding, right?

01:48:45.000 It's off.

01:48:46.000 What are you talking about?

01:48:59.000 The other thing I meant to tell you is Messi's mummy and daddy come over in 1956.

01:49:35.000 That's enough.

01:49:36.000 How British sitcoms were over the top, weren't they?

01:49:38.000 The laughing?

01:49:40.000 Here, jump to 55.

01:49:42.000 So I thought it was interesting there.

01:49:44.000 That's a newborn.

01:49:45.000 That baby's like less than two weeks old.

01:49:48.000 And the sitcom people managed to scrounge that up.

01:49:51.000 I managed to get a baby for my hit film, How to Be a Man.

01:49:55.000 Clint Eastwood couldn't get one for Sniper.

01:49:58.000 And then look at this from Twilight.

01:50:01.000 I've never seen Twilight before, but they CGI'd a baby.

01:50:04.000 Wait, go back to the beginning, dumbass.

01:50:06.000 You look amazing, Bella.

01:50:08.000 Someone's been waiting to meet you.

01:50:12.000 Bruce.

01:50:16.000 Look at that fucking floating baby. 1.00

01:50:23.000 Why?

01:50:24.000 How could...

01:50:25.000 You know how much it cost me to get a baby?

01:50:27.000 $100.

01:50:30.000 There's a lot of them around.

01:50:32.000 7 billion people today have been babies at some point.

01:50:38.000 There's probably been 10 billion babies in history.

01:50:41.000 Look at this.

01:50:42.000 There's a way you could put a baby's arm up to your face, by the way.

01:50:54.000 You just film a baby for like two minutes and you'll get happy, sad, serious.

01:50:59.000 You'll get all the shots you need.

01:51:02.000 Like, this was a HBO show, wasn't it?

01:51:04.000 It was a full-blown movie.

01:51:05.000 Go back, go back.

01:51:07.000 This was in the movie theaters.

01:51:09.000 Oh, was it...

01:51:10.000 It was a movie?

01:51:11.000 This is a full-blown movie.

01:51:13.000 And then they made it into a series?

01:51:14.000 I don't think they made it into a series.

01:51:16.000 This is Twilight.

01:51:18.000 A big vampire romance thing.

01:51:21.000 Oh, I thought it was an HBO series.

01:51:22.000 No, which is even more inexcusable.

01:51:25.000 This has a blockbuster budget.

01:51:27.000 Just gift it.

01:51:31.000 I've only been out for two days.

01:51:34.000 Growth rate is unprecedented.

01:51:37.000 Amazing.

01:51:40.000 Worst black name ever.

01:51:42.000 New Orleans Saints has a wide receiver named Lil Jordan Humphreys.

01:51:47.000 As far as I could tell, that's his actual real name.

01:51:51.000 Thank you for supporting the military.

01:51:54.000 I'm a disabled veteran of OIF, U.S. Army Infantry.

01:51:57.000 Absolutely love the war movie bit.

01:52:00.000 Thank you for your service, sir.

01:52:02.000 Lil Jordan?

01:52:03.000 But that means you have to have an apostrophe in your name.

01:52:07.000 And then a new capital letter.

01:52:09.000 Can we see his name written out?

01:52:13.000 Oh my God.

01:52:17.000 That's so stupid.

01:52:19.000 They don't care about anything.

01:52:23.000 Where's Laura Loomer? 1.00

01:52:24.000 Can you have her on?

01:52:26.000 What's she doing?

01:52:26.000 I miss her.

01:52:27.000 Are you still friends with her?

01:52:28.000 Loving the compound-censored stuff with Anthony.

01:52:30.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:52:31.000 Laura, every time I talk to her, I'm like, Laura, you're putting up these clips on Loomer.com.

01:52:36.000 I know they're only like one minute, but just add a bunch of explanation before and after, and then make them an episode of Loomer to put them on the show.

01:52:44.000 And she's like, yeah, you're right.

01:52:45.000 I'm on it.

01:52:46.000 Sorry, I've been really busy.

01:52:47.000 I'm going to do it.

01:52:47.000 We have a long conversation.

01:52:48.000 It's awesome.

01:52:49.000 And then poof, she's gone again.

01:52:51.000 I mean, I think I need to hire someone that just nags people. 1.00

01:52:54.000 Like Josh Denny, he hasn't put up shit in a long time, has he?

01:52:58.000 It's been a while.

01:52:59.000 Copper Cab.

01:53:00.000 I got to nag Gavin Wax. 0.99

01:53:02.000 I mean, this show takes all day.

01:53:06.000 Sprinkles, but maybe not.

01:53:08.000 I think you'd still enjoy it.

01:53:10.000 I'd say 90% of the time people send me sprinkles.

01:53:13.000 The guy doesn't have the sprinkles.

01:53:15.000 This guy might, though.

01:53:18.000 But you're reading, nerd.

01:53:19.000 Hey, that's not very nice.

01:53:20.000 What are you going to do about it, loser?

01:53:22.000 You know, you should really be nicer to people.

01:53:24.000 Maybe normal people, but not losers like you.

01:53:27.000 But I'm no loser, am I?

01:53:29.000 What do you mean?

01:53:30.000 I'm actually Elon Musk.

01:53:33.000 I've been going undercover at this middle school to see which 12-year-olds I'd be giving free tests to, and you're not one of them.

01:53:41.000 That's pretty good.

01:53:43.000 Pretty accurate.

01:53:45.000 Total.

01:53:46.000 Total badass, and history isn't just for nerds.

01:53:49.000 Okay, let's see the badass.

01:53:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:52.000 Still, there was one eccentric personality that stood out among them, Francois Delasque.

01:53:58.000 Both a piercing intellectual and a fierce warrior, Delascue's mentality changed the way soldiers trained in the U.S. He once wrote, Our enemies have been toughened, seasoned, and experienced to jungle fighting for a long time.

01:54:12.000 They've been preparing for war.

01:54:14.000 We've been enjoying a utopian peace of mind.

01:54:16.000 The French learned this too late.

01:54:22.000 See what I mean about storytelling?

01:54:25.000 Like, that guy makes you want to watch the show.

01:54:27.000 The French learned this too late.

01:54:29.000 And then you got our priest with his, like, don't go to church.

01:54:35.000 Yeah, there's no, like, connection to it.

01:54:37.000 It's like, and then he walked across the street and ate the poo-poo. 0.99

01:54:41.000 It's like, yeah, and we had this guy for a while, this big fat pig, and I could tell he was reading from the Bible.

01:54:50.000 They chose him because he volunteered there and he was an integral part of the church.

01:54:53.000 I don't care.

01:54:55.000 The Bible's hard to follow.

01:54:57.000 So when you read it like, and then Jesus found the fortitude of all those who saw him, and he chose, he, who was buried, the greatest of the light, would be the one that moved forth and then gathered all that he had.

01:55:10.000 In the brush fires, all then, Lord, then said that they had taken thee to the places of all the people who were slowly learning from Jerusalem to Belthassu, where they eventually led.

01:55:23.000 You are my sons, he said, as he moved forward across the long Bering Strait and gained the head of the grape man.

01:55:31.000 What?

01:55:32.000 Who's the grape man?

01:55:34.000 Yeah, why did you say the grape man?

01:55:36.000 That's the most confusing part of the whole Bible.

01:55:39.000 And the only funny part of this show so far.

01:55:46.000 Don't quit me.

01:55:47.000 But when a member of the church fell asleep during a recent sermon, the Sunday service turned Sunday surly.

01:55:56.000 Don't you lay your head back?

01:55:58.000 I'm important.

01:55:59.000 The whole incident was posted on YouTube as the preacher came down from the pulpit and proceeded to berate his churchgoers.

01:56:07.000 First, a couple who had considered getting married there.

01:56:10.000 What makes you think I'd marry you?

01:56:12.000 You're one of the sorriest church members I have.

01:56:15.000 You're not worth 15 cents.

01:56:17.000 He then apologized.

01:56:19.000 Stand up, big boy.

01:56:21.000 Do you know I love you?

01:56:23.000 All right.

01:56:24.000 All right.

01:56:25.000 Give me a little love.

01:56:26.000 The big boy was Ryan Underwood, who has since stopped attending churches.

01:56:32.000 This is really bad news.

01:56:33.000 You know why?

01:56:35.000 Because I just found my church and it's a plane ride away.

01:56:40.000 It's going to be very...

01:56:41.000 Sundays just got a whole lot more expensive.

01:56:43.000 That would be great.

01:56:44.000 I heard about a priest once who would yell at the parents who had screaming kids.

01:56:50.000 Wow.

01:56:51.000 Why the fuck's the baby there?

01:56:53.000 They're so fucking loud and it's the quietest place on earth and they're doing these screeching yells.

01:56:59.000 I can't hear Shit.

01:57:02.000 Little kids should not be in church.

01:57:05.000 And I heard about a priest who said, Will you quiet that child down, please?

01:57:09.000 My God.

01:57:11.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00

01:57:12.000 Okay, not the last part.

01:57:16.000 This guy kicks out mask goers.

01:57:18.000 I mean, mask chips.

01:57:21.000 Stop it! 0.99

01:57:23.000 Stop it! 0.99

01:57:25.000 I know right-wing watch watching.

01:57:27.000 I don't care.

01:57:28.000 If they go through round two and you start showing up all these masks and all this nonsense, I'll ask you to leave.

01:57:34.000 Why is that right-wing?

01:57:36.000 There's another flight you could take.

01:57:37.000 Ask you to leave.

01:57:38.000 We have options.

01:57:39.000 Why is every church anyone I've ever been to?

01:57:43.000 Although I did go to one, I told you that one guy, and I was like, dude, you need like to.

01:57:48.000 Because he wasn't every Sunday.

01:57:50.000 He was at this church that time.

01:57:51.000 And I go, I need your schedule.

01:57:54.000 I want to follow you like the Grateful Dead.

01:57:56.000 And he was the one who said when he worked at a school, a Catholic school, he goes, I was assigned to catch kids doing bad, but I think it's a lot more important to catch someone doing good.

01:58:06.000 And it's a lot harder to catch someone doing good.

01:58:10.000 And when they do that, you draw attention to it.

01:58:14.000 Brilliant.

01:58:15.000 I don't tear up for sad things.

01:58:18.000 I tear up for happy things.

01:58:21.000 And then someone said, the fake custard wife roller dude.

01:58:25.000 Did you think his wife is eight feet tall? 1.00

01:58:28.000 Take another look at the video.

01:58:30.000 And then he goes, and yes, women are too agreeable. 1.00

01:58:33.000 Can you dig up that video?

01:58:34.000 Am I a moron?

01:58:37.000 That's from yesterday, right?

01:58:38.000 He added fake feet to the bottom?

01:58:40.000 Oh, yeah, because the head.

01:58:42.000 I sent it as a separate email.

01:58:44.000 Right.

01:58:44.000 Yesterday.

01:58:47.000 Oof, burrito and then a beer.

01:58:50.000 That's just black bean burps all day, boys.

01:58:53.000 Beer eato.

01:58:56.000 Why does this take you so long to get an email I sent you yesterday?

01:59:02.000 Nope.

01:59:05.000 Okay, so if you can jump ahead.

01:59:11.000 Aren't you banned from Facebook?

01:59:13.000 Yeah.

01:59:14.000 Sometimes I can see links, sometimes I can't.

01:59:17.000 It won't let you go full screen, so I'll just leave it alone.

01:59:19.000 Every time you click the little go full screen, please, it says fuck you. 0.68

01:59:24.000 And I say, ouch.

01:59:26.000 Okay, I don't see feet there yet.

01:59:28.000 No, they're coming up.

01:59:30.000 This is making me giggle.

01:59:32.000 This is making me giggle, she says.

01:59:34.000 She's making me giggle? 0.98

01:59:36.000 This is making me giggle, she says.

01:59:44.000 Wait, stop.

01:59:45.000 That looks reasonable.

01:59:46.000 That's reasonable.

01:59:47.000 Thanks for sending in your letter, asshole. 0.96

01:59:50.000 That's not eight feet.

01:59:52.000 That could easily be less than six feet.

01:59:56.000 God damn it.

01:59:57.000 People.

01:59:58.000 I'm emailing him right now.

02:00:00.000 I see a proportional human body there.

02:00:03.000 It's not eight feet, you fucking idiot.

02:00:10.000 What made you send this email?

02:00:14.000 Are you really young?

02:00:17.000 If you're over 14, you should be concerned.

02:00:27.000 There we go.

02:00:28.000 He's probably going to cancel his sub, but fuck him.

02:00:36.000 Okay, last one is called Socks with Heels.

02:00:39.000 And this guy sends us a picture of an incredibly attractive girl not wearing socks with heels.

02:00:45.000 Thanks for that.

02:00:47.000 And plus, when they look like that, I'm always wary to get a boner in case I'm looking at a fucking child. 0.89

02:00:52.000 Hey, those are loafers.

02:00:53.000 Yeah.

02:00:55.000 So not a ton of thought goes into our letters.

02:00:58.000 And these are ones that I've screened.

02:01:00.000 All right, let's do the final video.

02:01:02.000 Yeah.

02:01:21.000 All right.

02:01:22.000 This one's Ancient Chinese Secret now. 0.98

02:01:24.000 I meant to get to it yesterday.

02:01:25.000 It's funny how things become old so quickly in this business.

02:01:29.000 But it's number 54.

02:01:32.000 And it's yet another badass bitch exacerbating a situation. 1.00

02:01:44.000 Stop, stop, stop.

02:01:46.000 Like, why is she standing up like that? 0.93

02:01:48.000 That's his job.

02:01:49.000 And that guy should have grabbed her by the shoulder and sat her down. 0.98

02:01:53.000 But in the modern world of equality and feminism, you let her be. 1.00

02:01:58.000 She's in danger, you asshole.

02:01:59.000 Like, the crime has already been committed right now, as far as I'm concerned.

02:02:03.000 Sit her down and say, honey, honey, honey, calm down. 1.00

02:02:06.000 Calm down.

02:02:18.000 Look, she's still fighting with him after he stands up. 1.00

02:02:21.000 And then he gets him with the right.

02:02:26.000 He's out like a light.

02:02:31.000 What a dumb bitch. 1.00

02:02:33.000 Go back, go back.

02:02:35.000 After the slap.

02:02:36.000 He's concussed.

02:02:37.000 But after the initial thing, she's still getting into it.

02:02:41.000 So she slaps him, right?

02:02:43.000 And then you think, at least run at that point.

02:02:53.000 And look, she's getting in between her husband and the guy. 1.00

02:02:56.000 I'll handle this.

02:02:57.000 I don't blame him.

02:03:00.000 I think they're both assholes.

02:03:02.000 The black guy and the woman.

02:03:06.000 Well, the fucking white man's the one who gets knocked out.

02:03:09.000 Thing is, Guy didn't slug her or touch her at all.

02:03:13.000 He put his fist up and then didn't do anything with it.

02:03:16.000 No, no, but it looked like he was grabbing her hand and shoving her.

02:03:21.000 No, he's got both his hands.

02:03:23.000 No, he doesn't, Ryan.

02:03:24.000 Watch it again.

02:03:26.000 He's trying...

02:03:27.000 Wait.

02:03:27.000 Okay, so his hands are ready.

02:03:28.000 No, no.

02:03:29.000 Go back there.

02:03:33.000 Oh, I see.

02:03:35.000 She's got her fingers. 0.67

02:03:36.000 She's got fingers in his face, so he grabs her hand and shoves her. 1.00

02:03:40.000 He says, Get your fucking hand out of my face. 0.99

02:03:42.000 Oh, so he did start the touching, which isn't good.

02:03:45.000 Yeah, you have to reel her in.

02:03:47.000 That's an extension of your body.

02:03:48.000 That's why sometimes the guy won't punch the girl at all or do anything with the girl.

02:03:53.000 Just punch the guy right away. 0.76

02:03:55.000 You're like, this is what happens.

02:03:57.000 Yeah.

02:03:58.000 Well, the normal rules are the guy says, you better catch your girl in check or I'm about to kick your ass. 1.00

02:04:04.000 Yeah.

02:04:04.000 Even if you've done nothing, you have, that's why you've done nothing.

02:04:08.000 You could have stopped it.

02:04:13.000 And then this was a really weird video.

02:04:16.000 This old couple's going for a walk in London and they get approached by a punk and a skin, but like right out of the dictionary, punks and skins. 0.78

02:04:26.000 And these punk rockers and skin heads chase the old couple and get maced. 1.00

02:04:31.000 But what do you see these punks?

02:04:33.000 They look like drawings of punks and skins from like a record label, a compilation called Punks and Skins.

02:04:41.000 Oh, you can see in there.

02:04:42.000 Look, look.

02:04:45.000 Wait, go back.

02:04:46.000 Go back.

02:04:50.000 Stop.

02:04:51.000 What are they doing?

02:04:54.000 You see an old couple going for a walk and you're like, well, well, well, what do we have here?

02:04:59.000 An old couple in London.

02:05:05.000 It's so weird that he has a brown mohawk too.

02:05:09.000 Like, if you're going to go that crazy with your hair, wouldn't you dye it?

02:05:13.000 So his spidey senses are up.

02:05:16.000 I think he's calling, what is it, 999, you call in Britain for 911?

02:05:23.000 Oh, they're coming up.

02:05:24.000 She's ready already.

02:05:26.000 And she fucking nails him. 1.00

02:05:31.000 And then the skinhead jumps the guy.

02:05:35.000 He gets up.

02:05:37.000 Now she has to go back and save her man.

02:05:42.000 Oh, it's two women? 0.97

02:05:48.000 He's fucked.

02:05:49.000 That's cool, mates, too, because now you're bright red.

02:05:51.000 And when you're talking about what happened to police, they can easily find them.

02:06:04.000 What a weird video, huh?

02:06:08.000 All right, folks, lots of theories today.

02:06:11.000 Lots of fun stuff.

02:06:12.000 All luls, no lulls.

02:06:17.000 I'm sorry, that letter where that guy sent that hot chick, her Instagram came up.

02:06:23.000 You have to go back to it.

02:06:24.000 You're going to fucking poop your pants.

02:06:27.000 She's a freak. 1.00

02:06:30.000 Oh.

02:06:31.000 She's a supermodel. 1.00

02:06:33.000 Of course she's a freak. 0.99

02:06:33.000 Now I feel like a moron. 0.99

02:06:36.000 I find a supermodel attractive.

02:06:41.000 Wait, go back.

02:06:42.000 Look at the one where she's sitting with her tights. 1.00

02:06:46.000 It looks like very Melania Trumpish.

02:06:50.000 That is an attractive human.

02:06:53.000 Oh, great.

02:06:54.000 She's like 14 and she's a supermodel. 0.89

02:06:56.000 I'm sitting here at 51 going, she's pretty, man.

02:06:59.000 You gotta see.

02:07:00.000 Wait, stop the ending of the show.

02:07:01.000 You gotta see this pretty teenager, man.

02:07:04.000 Oh, well, we're not perfect.

02:07:07.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 24, 2021

S04E22 - NO LULLS ONLY LOLS

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