Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E25 - PRECIOUS CHILD

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:25.000 No mask, so don't ask.

00:00:27.000 Cause I am free.

00:00:28.000 No mask, so don't ask.

00:00:30.000 You won't silence me.

00:00:31.000 No mask, so don't ask.

00:00:32.000 Free the right of just trying to breathe.

00:00:34.000 No backs, feeling like the last of a dying breed.

00:00:37.000 And now for lying, not complying, just scared of that.

00:00:40.000 Had to dad and very mad pair of dads.

00:00:42.000 And we're range.

00:00:48.000 Hello, folks.

00:00:49.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:00:52.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

00:00:55.000 That's Philippe and T.Y., Canadian rappers, doing a great rap song.

00:01:01.000 I don't really listen to rap anymore, but this is good.

00:01:07.000 Philippians in here with that speaker.

00:01:19.000 Canada is known to Americans as kind of a wimpy, nice place.

00:01:25.000 But it's got bigger balls in America with this COVID shit.

00:01:30.000 Like it's a tenth of the population, but I'm seeing about twice the rebellion up in my homeland.

00:01:46.000 Wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better, but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.

00:01:54.000 And often, there are unintended consequences.

00:01:57.000 People keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching your face.

00:02:05.000 Why are you constantly fidgeting at the spots?

00:02:08.000 Because you don't stay in one spot.

00:02:10.000 Look at you.

00:02:10.000 Where are you?

00:02:12.000 You're out to the right.

00:02:13.000 Let me move.

00:02:15.000 I was moving out of there so we could see the image better earlier.

00:02:20.000 Stop doing that.

00:02:21.000 Just leave it as it is from now on for the rest of time, and I'll adjust accordingly.

00:02:26.000 Like, imagine you're watching Fox News and you saw them adjusting the boxes.

00:02:30.000 Would that look pretty unprofessional?

00:02:32.000 Yeah.

00:02:33.000 They also don't say nigger on Fox.

00:02:36.000 You rule, and they drool.

00:02:38.000 That's the trade-off.

00:02:40.000 And they use, they convey the information in the rap song.

00:02:44.000 We see Fauci making a fool of himself.

00:02:46.000 The beginning of this video.

00:02:48.000 Show the beginning of the video.

00:02:49.000 You didn't show it, right?

00:02:50.000 No, because you're showing the studio.

00:02:53.000 I'm sorry, you can walk away from me right now.

00:02:55.000 Put your mask on.

00:02:56.000 Get away from me.

00:02:57.000 Put it on.

00:02:57.000 Does it bother anybody else that she doesn't have to wear a mask?

00:03:00.000 Because Taddy Daddy tucks his shirt in with his little belt.

00:03:04.000 Please get away from me right now.

00:03:06.000 He's got to be gay, right? 1.00

00:03:08.000 I can't tell with suburban dads.

00:03:13.000 All right.

00:03:14.000 So that's when private citizens make art because they are oppressed by the government and it pisses them off.

00:03:23.000 But don't forget, we've showed this before, but don't forget what kind of art you get when the government is in control.

00:03:29.000 And they hire one of the guys from DNC, an African doctor, and about a million other people who just fucking, you know those fish that clean your feet like little piranhas?

00:03:42.000 They eat the skin off? 0.99

00:03:43.000 It's big in China and in some spas here in New York.

00:03:46.000 But that's what they came up with, I don't know, fucking $10 million.

00:03:51.000 And everyone just started feeding and feeding away.

00:03:53.000 And they made this terrible piece of art, if you recall, that is not saying breathe and don't wear a mask.

00:03:58.000 It's saying get the vax.

00:03:59.000 It's totally cool, man.

00:04:01.000 Let's all get the vaccine.

00:04:03.000 They got the vaccine.

00:04:05.000 We got the vaccine.

00:04:06.000 We can get back to normal.

00:04:08.000 Let me inform you.

00:04:09.000 Let's all get the vaccine.

00:04:11.000 It's about community immunity.

00:04:14.000 I'm talking unity for you and me.

00:04:17.000 If it is, it's good.

00:04:18.000 Trust me, it's good.

00:04:19.000 Now let's all get the vaccine.

00:04:22.000 There is none higher.

00:04:23.000 DMC.

00:04:24.000 I will inspire.

00:04:26.000 Time for us to trust and not debate.

00:04:28.000 The vaccine believe it's safe to take.

00:04:31.000 Nine out of ten people won't get sick.

00:04:33.000 That's 90% effective.

00:04:35.000 That's my favorite part.

00:04:37.000 Nine out of ten people won't get sick.

00:04:39.000 That's 90% effective.

00:04:42.000 And that's really, really bad, dude.

00:04:45.000 Oh my God.

00:04:46.000 Oh, you found them.

00:04:47.000 I thought those were in the video.

00:04:49.000 I was like, they're dipping.

00:04:50.000 The reason I say those fish is go to the end.

00:04:53.000 The credits at the end are longer than minority report.

00:05:09.000 Gotta act now.

00:05:10.000 Seen before it's too late.

00:05:12.000 For real.

00:05:13.000 Oh, they don't have any shoot.

00:05:14.000 The one we showed last time, maybe they caught us making fun of them.

00:05:17.000 It's just...

00:05:21.000 Storyboards, idea.

00:05:23.000 Lots of consultants, advice givers.

00:05:27.000 Yo, I want you to hire me for that video, and I'll tell you if it's street enough.

00:05:31.000 Yeah, we wouldn't sit on a stoop like that.

00:05:33.000 Usually you sit on the second stair of the stoop because of rats.

00:05:37.000 Oh, okay, thanks.

00:05:38.000 I'll change that.

00:05:39.000 That brings us to COVID.

00:05:40.000 Let's dive right into COVID.

00:05:44.000 Ricky Berwick stole this from me.

00:05:48.000 And I confronted him about it in his little wheelchair. 1.00

00:05:51.000 And he said, no, you stole it from me.

00:05:54.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

00:05:57.000 Social COVID requires a paintbrush to write.

00:06:00.000 Your language sucks. 0.94

00:06:01.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:06:04.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:06:05.000 Chinese virus.

00:06:06.000 Comes from China.

00:06:08.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:06:09.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:06:14.000 So NPR, this is a continuation of what we were discussing yesterday.

00:06:18.000 Everyone is furious on the left about Rogan using drugs that don't benefit big pharma and curing himself.

00:06:27.000 And what I find amazing about this is that's just his Story.

00:06:31.000 What's the matter with someone telling a story?

00:06:33.000 So, NPR, which is the media wing of the deep state, a PR firm, they're just lying.

00:06:41.000 I tried to get anomaly to be a regular on this show, like a contributor.

00:06:45.000 But I think he makes enough money on his own.

00:06:48.000 Plus, you guys had that beef.

00:06:50.000 Now, that was all good fun.

00:06:53.000 Let me see that.

00:06:55.000 Click on the actual picture.

00:06:58.000 He's taking ivermectin, a deworming drug for cows that the FDA warns people should not ingest.

00:07:07.000 Imagine how much money Big Pharma puts into the FDA.

00:07:10.000 I mean, they must just be the same company at this point.

00:07:14.000 And what's the next one?

00:07:17.000 While there are approved uses for invectrin in people and animals, oh, so the FDA didn't say that.

00:07:26.000 Wait a minute.

00:07:27.000 No.

00:07:28.000 Should I take ivermectrin?

00:07:29.000 No.

00:07:30.000 While there are approved uses for ivermectrin in people, yeah, yeah.

00:07:36.000 It's a commonly used anti-parasite drug.

00:07:39.000 And I always get suspicious when you start freaking out and saying, don't take it.

00:07:42.000 Remember when they were making fun of Trump for saying put bleach under your skin?

00:07:46.000 Inject bleach?

00:07:49.000 Trust the science.

00:07:51.000 No.

00:07:53.000 Science ideally doesn't trust the science.

00:07:55.000 Our entire existence up until a few years ago was it was a given, a scientific fact, that life needs light to live.

00:08:05.000 Right?

00:08:06.000 Are these folded cuffs annoying you as much as they're annoying me?

00:08:11.000 And then a few years ago, we find these organisms living deep inside rocks.

00:08:18.000 And they're doing just fine with zero light.

00:08:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:23.000 I guess you don't need light to live.

00:08:25.000 And then there's those dudes at the bottom of the sea, those weird albinos with no eyes floating around eating whale guts. 1.00

00:08:32.000 So science is an amorphous blob, always changing.

00:08:36.000 And Joe appears to be at the forefront of this, discovering new things that are not financially beneficial to big pharma and the deep state.

00:08:45.000 So he's persona non grata.

00:08:51.000 That's it for COVID.

00:08:54.000 New subject.

00:08:55.000 I had to jump into COVID because of the opening song.

00:08:58.000 Wait, did you hear that whole thing that if they approved any other treatment, then it would have canceled the emergency need for the vaccine rollout, thus canceling the contracts, and then they wouldn't get their money.

00:09:09.000 So you can't have it both ways, where there's something that you could take for COVID and then also have an emergency vaccine rushed out.

00:09:17.000 Right.

00:09:18.000 Dude, you're a setup, you credit yourself as a designer, a graphic designer.

00:09:25.000 And what you've done with your tactical walls is pathetic.

00:09:29.000 I haven't done anything to it.

00:09:30.000 Well, what's with that?

00:09:31.000 Okay, that's something in and of itself.

00:09:34.000 Why would your office look like shit?

00:09:36.000 Why do you have a big picture me behind you?

00:09:39.000 I got those, my Spark devices here.

00:09:41.000 It's very practical, not very showy.

00:09:43.000 And then I go.

00:09:44.000 Well, you're on a show.

00:09:45.000 And go up to the...

00:09:46.000 Zoom out and go up to the top there.

00:09:51.000 Now go up.

00:09:55.000 It's very aesthetically jarring to have a sign jut out from a thing like that on a shelf.

00:10:02.000 Like having a sign on a shelf alone is jarring.

00:10:07.000 Am I supposed to pretend that I put that there?

00:10:09.000 Well, why don't you take it down then?

00:10:11.000 It's fine there.

00:10:12.000 I mean, it's if you're into design, things should annoy you.

00:10:18.000 Yeah.

00:10:19.000 I could do a whole remodeling of this thing.

00:10:22.000 Like, this is your set.

00:10:23.000 I have a set.

00:10:25.000 I have three sets.

00:10:26.000 I worked very hard on them, spent a ton of money.

00:10:28.000 This is my prized possession here.

00:10:31.000 What is?

00:10:33.000 Yeah, why didn't you put that away?

00:10:35.000 I like it there.

00:10:36.000 Looks cool.

00:10:38.000 Boy gee.

00:10:43.000 George W. Bush got caught lurking, 1-3.

00:10:46.000 This is really bad.

00:10:48.000 Really embarrassing.

00:10:51.000 Serya accidentally liked her selfie that was three months deep into her media tap.

00:10:58.000 That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

00:11:01.000 Now, this has never happened to me, but I put this up here because it may have happened to you and you would know what it's like.

00:11:07.000 But I don't lurk.

00:11:10.000 I like taking Millennials' phones, though, because I'm very into matchmaking. 0.99

00:11:14.000 So I'll be talking to a girl and I go, so who's your guy?

00:11:16.000 Who's on the horizon?

00:11:18.000 That's the only thing I can really talk to young girls about because I don't know anything.

00:11:22.000 And I spent my whole life trying to bone them, like from 14 to 30.

00:11:28.000 So then you're married.

00:11:29.000 Boning isn't an option.

00:11:30.000 And I'm kind of meeting them for the very first time where I go, hi there.

00:11:35.000 What are you doing today?

00:11:37.000 You have a dress.

00:11:38.000 Do you like to wear your dress?

00:11:41.000 I've never seen them as a human being before.

00:11:44.000 That's a lie.

00:11:45.000 But sex was always there, you know?

00:11:47.000 Like, say you're a show promoter and you hang out with musicians.

00:11:51.000 Always in your head, you're thinking, we can get you at Madison Square Garden, we can get you at Bowery Ballroom or something.

00:11:56.000 It's always part of the equation, but you're friends with them still, but you have a mutual interest.

00:12:03.000 Now, you don't promote shows anymore.

00:12:05.000 And you're hanging out with Run DMC.

00:12:07.000 And you're saying, so you did a corny vaccine song.

00:12:11.000 Did you like to do that song?

00:12:15.000 So the one thing I know is that marriage improves your life.

00:12:18.000 And it also shows that I'm not trying to get in their pants.

00:12:21.000 So it gets the creep factor out.

00:12:23.000 And I start talking about boys.

00:12:24.000 So anyway, I'll say, let me see him.

00:12:26.000 Let me see him.

00:12:27.000 I always say the criteria, right?

00:12:28.000 He has to be ambitious.

00:12:30.000 Can't be a photographer or a musician or an artist.

00:12:33.000 And if he travels a lot, you might be doomed.

00:12:36.000 And then they show me the Instagram.

00:12:39.000 And I'll scroll back a couple pages and they'll go, careful, careful.

00:12:43.000 They'll go, I accidentally liked an old picture.

00:12:46.000 And they always freak the fuck out.

00:12:49.000 I don't do it.

00:12:51.000 But it's fun.

00:12:52.000 They pointed, somebody found this.

00:12:57.000 Amazing.

00:12:59.000 I hadn't seen this before.

00:13:00.000 I just, I hadn't discovered it on your phone.

00:13:01.000 Because I fucking saw both of them.

00:13:04.000 Looks perfectly healthy and bright.

00:13:05.000 Yellow filter and blur make him look sick.

00:13:09.000 It's fucked up.

00:13:11.000 He's an exceptionally healthy looking dude.

00:13:13.000 In fact, he's one of the only dudes who didn't lose anything when he went bald because he's very muscular.

00:13:22.000 I'm trying not to sound gay.

00:13:24.000 He's very muscular.

00:13:25.000 Gentleman, it's not my cup of tea.

00:13:28.000 Josh Denny.

00:13:30.000 Wait, what?

00:13:32.000 Been being good at it, if you will.

00:13:34.000 Ryan's got a video drop.

00:13:35.000 Stop the presses.

00:13:37.000 Josh Denny is canceled.

00:13:39.000 He has been fired from the food network about, I guess, five years after being fired.

00:13:46.000 For those asking, our working relationship with Josh Denny ended years ago, and we removed all episodes he hosted at that time.

00:13:52.000 His views do not reflect our company values, and we regret giving him a platform.

00:13:57.000 If you regret ever giving me a platform, how about you send me a check for the tens of millions of dollars?

00:14:02.000 Hello?

00:14:04.000 My show made for your network.

00:14:05.000 You knew my views and my style of comedy when you hired me.

00:14:08.000 My views represent half this country.

00:14:11.000 Let's call him.

00:14:13.000 Shall we?

00:14:14.000 Because I remember Vice did that to me very recently.

00:14:18.000 They said, Mr. McInnes no longer works here and hasn't worked here for a long time.

00:14:23.000 We abhor white nationalism and anything to do with hate and blah, blah, blah.

00:14:32.000 And I thought it was funny because there were people saying boycott Vice when the Proud Boys were at their peak controversy.

00:14:40.000 Hey, buddy.

00:14:41.000 Hey, man, you're on the air.

00:14:42.000 I have to tell you that legally.

00:14:46.000 What's up?

00:14:47.000 I was just telling our viewers here, our baby monsters, that Vice recently made it clear that they have nothing to do with me or white nationalism, and they're very much against hate.

00:14:59.000 And I noticed that you got fired from the food network five years after you were fired from the food network.

00:15:06.000 Well, feels people know I was never actually fired from the food network.

00:15:09.000 They still want to pay me what I was worth and didn't pick up my contract.

00:15:13.000 And then they've never actually commented on me not working for them until today.

00:15:18.000 Or yesterday, I guess.

00:15:21.000 And I saw this unbelievable tweet.

00:15:24.000 It was the cuckiest thing I ever saw.

00:15:27.000 This guy, Ben Zannon from Toronto, goes, I'm sorry.

00:15:32.000 This is him to the food network.

00:15:34.000 I'm sorry, but I think this issue needs to be further addressed.

00:15:39.000 Please name the harm and demonstrate your understanding of it.

00:15:43.000 Comma, apologize, commit to the fixes.

00:15:48.000 And commit to the fixes.

00:15:49.000 Oh, sorry.

00:15:50.000 Commit to the fixes and then follow through.

00:15:52.000 The problem isn't just this guy.

00:15:54.000 It's the specific bigotry and misogyny he's spouting.

00:15:57.000 What is your stance there?

00:15:58.000 It's not the ended relationship with the food network.

00:16:01.000 It's how the policies in place gave him a platform in the first place.

00:16:05.000 How are they being fixed?

00:16:07.000 What the fuck is he talking about?

00:16:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:10.000 He wants to rattle the entire cage of how they vet all of their talent.

00:16:16.000 And then he wants a full investigation.

00:16:19.000 He wants a full workup and he wants it by 3 p.m. today.

00:16:24.000 Well, I don't blame these people being drunk with power because it is effective sometimes.

00:16:30.000 These bullshit tantrums occasionally work. 1.00

00:16:34.000 It worked in the last three days.

00:16:36.000 I mean, I was basically mocking people that are being...

00:16:42.000 Let's not even call them pro-choice.

00:16:45.000 I mean, these people are demanding on-demand abortions with absolutely no parameters, no exceptions, no ifs, ands, or buts.

00:16:54.000 They just want to murder whoever they want to murder for their own convenience, right?

00:16:58.000 Which is nice, which we've all had that thought, right?

00:17:01.000 We've all been at Chipotle and be like, if I could just bash the guy in front of me, we could get this whole thing over with faster.

00:17:07.000 Well, when I'm in the line at Chipotle, I'm thinking, I'm about to murder that burrito.

00:17:13.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:14.000 Well, that was what my show was on the Food Network.

00:17:17.000 Right.

00:17:18.000 Yeah, but it's wild with all, I mean, you know, as well as anybody, Gavin, these little mini mobs try to cancel me for any joke that's like outside the bounds of what they deem acceptable.

00:17:30.000 And for whatever reason, me saying, and the joke that got everybody mad, which was just like one joke and a stream of thoughts, was, don't give me that women don't know they're pregnant for six weeks crap.

00:17:45.000 I said, whores. 1.00

00:17:47.000 Only whores don't know they're pregnant for six weeks. 1.00

00:17:49.000 Yeah, and that's true, and that's what got you in shit.

00:17:52.000 But they use that.

00:17:53.000 So they're pretending they're offended by the word whore.

00:17:56.000 How many times have they used whore to describe Michelle Malk and Ann Colter?

00:18:01.000 Like, they do much worse than whore. 1.00

00:18:03.000 They say they want them to be raped to death.

00:18:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:07.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:18:08.000 And the best part about it is I didn't say women are whores.

00:18:11.000 I didn't say if you don't know you're pregnant for six weeks, you're a whore. 1.00

00:18:16.000 I just said whores wouldn't know. 1.00

00:18:18.000 So for you to be offended by that joke, you have to self-identify as a whore. 0.99

00:18:23.000 It's whore rights activists. 1.00

00:18:24.000 You can see the beauty of it?

00:18:26.000 Whores rights activists. 0.99

00:18:28.000 All right, I got to go.

00:18:30.000 All right, buddy.

00:18:34.000 Whores rights activists. 0.99

00:18:36.000 What's that thing Scottish people can't say?

00:18:39.000 Purple burglar alarm.

00:18:42.000 Purple burglar alarm.

00:18:44.000 Purple burglar alarm.

00:18:45.000 And then let me try in Scottish, right?

00:18:46.000 See you, Jimmy.

00:18:49.000 Purple, purple burglar alarm.

00:18:52.000 That's a lot of rolling R's. 0.99

00:18:54.000 Purple burglar alarm.

00:18:59.000 Okay, let's jump right into MPP.

00:19:05.000 What?

00:19:10.000 MPP.

00:19:13.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:16.000 Let's jump right into it.

00:19:17.000 Nice and smooth.

00:19:23.000 Biden.

00:19:24.000 On him I can depend.

00:19:26.000 My pet.

00:19:27.000 Biden.

00:19:28.000 A monster of the president.

00:19:30.000 He's big and loose.

00:19:32.000 Sleepy.

00:19:32.000 But a friendly monster, too.

00:19:35.000 My pet Biden.

00:19:36.000 Wait, what?

00:19:37.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:19:42.000 That was a good show.

00:19:44.000 My pet Biden.

00:19:45.000 I mean, my pet monster.

00:19:48.000 I don't really want a pet monster.

00:19:50.000 Too stressful.

00:19:52.000 I mean, we saw what happens when the government finds out you have a monster in the movie E.T. So I'd constantly be hiding him and stuff.

00:20:01.000 And what good does he do?

00:20:02.000 Weren't the scientists just like child protective services because he was a pedo-alien? 0.99

00:20:08.000 They're saving the kids.

00:20:11.000 I don't know.

00:20:12.000 I watched that movie as an adult.

00:20:14.000 Maybe it's the devil's advocate in me.

00:20:16.000 But I was like, yeah, kids, get lost.

00:20:19.000 We didn't know there was life on other planets.

00:20:22.000 We need to examine him.

00:20:23.000 This could be a threat that endangers the whole Earth.

00:20:25.000 So I'm sorry that Drew Barrymore and Elliot are sad, but I need to take this into a lab.

00:20:32.000 And I have to prepare nuclear weapons and aim them at space.

00:20:34.000 We don't care what planet you're from.

00:20:36.000 Fucking kids is wrong.

00:20:37.000 Okay, E.T. Yes.

00:20:39.000 Well, that's the other angle.

00:20:42.000 And also, Animal House shouldn't be on campus.

00:20:45.000 They shouldn't be going to that school.

00:20:48.000 So if you want, a great example of the media being lapdogs for the deep state is the way they run interference for their bosses, Biden and Sackey and Pelosi,

00:21:04.000 without even looking it up.

00:21:06.000 And this was a fantastic one.

00:21:08.000 Fact check.

00:21:10.000 A viral photo makes it look like President Biden checked his watch during a ceremony honoring U.S. service members killed in the Kabul.

00:21:16.000 But that's misleading.

00:21:18.000 This is some German TWAT doing fact checking for USA Today. 0.94

00:21:24.000 Wouldn't you have to watch him the entire ceremony to be sure he didn't check his watch?

00:21:28.000 So go back.

00:21:30.000 This guy, Daniel Flunk, doing Finschlappen.

00:21:34.000 He's checking.

00:21:36.000 He goes, people are saying that he looked at his watch, but I'm looking at this photo, this one photo, and he's not checking his watch.

00:21:44.000 So Ergo, he never checked his watch.

00:21:48.000 And then we've all seen him check his watch.

00:21:50.000 The story was updated September 2nd.

00:21:51.000 Note that Biden checked his watch multiple times at the dignified transfer event, including during the ceremony itself.

00:21:55.000 The rating on this claim has been changed.

00:21:59.000 And here's another thing the media is reluctantly having to admit today.

00:22:03.000 He didn't check it once.

00:22:05.000 He checked, as that gold star mom pointed out, he checked it several times, about 13 times, once per service member.

00:22:14.000 And it reminded me, that running interference from them reminded me of the AOC thing.

00:22:19.000 Remember that one?

00:22:21.000 Where, look, let's be frank here.

00:22:24.000 She's definitely, I can't say definitely wrong gets sued. 1.00

00:22:28.000 She's 99% chance on Adderall.

00:22:32.000 She's in over her head. 0.95

00:22:33.000 She's an affirmative action hire. 0.98

00:22:35.000 It's fucking hard, even being a shitty politician.

00:22:37.000 You got to put in a lot of hours back and forth to D.C. all the time, lots of interviews.

00:22:42.000 You got to come with these stupid plans like the Green New Deal, which I think costs each individual American $760,000. 0.89

00:22:51.000 Something insane like that.

00:22:52.000 All the buildings have to be green-friendly.

00:22:55.000 So to do all that, you need, and if you're not meant to do it, then you need drugs.

00:23:00.000 Hey, JFK was on Adderall, basically, speed.

00:23:05.000 And so they put up a picture of her, and people who are on Adderall, their body thinks that it's fight or flight, and they're going to get killed.

00:23:12.000 So the body opens your eyes wider.

00:23:16.000 It wants you to take more in.

00:23:18.000 It thinks maybe that's a threat.

00:23:20.000 So you're hyper-alert.

00:23:22.000 And that means we see the whites above your eyes.

00:23:26.000 So it appears that Tucker's producers added googly eyes to AOC.

00:23:29.000 And this is a fact-checker, by the way, at Daily Beast.

00:23:35.000 That's probably the best insult to AOC ever.

00:23:37.000 It's like, those retarded eyes are not hers. 1.00

00:23:39.000 Stop photoshopping her to make her look like a fucking clown. 1.00

00:23:43.000 She's a beautiful woman.

00:23:45.000 Oh, look, DeBlasio's daughter's on Adderall 2.

00:23:51.000 Oh, my God.

00:23:52.000 She is definitely... 0.93

00:23:53.000 Go up top.

00:23:55.000 Like...

00:23:56.000 Wait, is it that's fake?

00:23:59.000 Wait, this one, I belie.

00:24:01.000 This one looks real.

00:24:04.000 She's high.

00:24:06.000 She talks like it, too.

00:24:08.000 And her little TikToks, where she's explaining how hurtful everyone is, and how racist America is, and how hard it is to be a white woman in America.

00:24:18.000 Let's see.

00:24:19.000 Let's go through her life and see every time she's been a victim of racism as a person of color.

00:24:26.000 Maybe someone called her a spic when she was six and it was another six-year-old who just learned the word.

00:24:35.000 She's always cooking in her little Instagram lives, but you'll notice she's like, no, I'm not very hungry right now, so I'll eat that later.

00:24:41.000 She has no appetite.

00:24:43.000 Another sign of Adderall usage.

00:24:45.000 Oh, really?

00:24:46.000 Yeah.

00:24:47.000 When I would take it back in advertising days, people are like, are you hungry?

00:24:51.000 And you go, no, I'm fine.

00:24:52.000 And it's 4 p.m.

00:24:53.000 You haven't eaten anything all day.

00:24:55.000 And then someone gives you a hot dog, and you're like, okay, I guess I'll have a hot dog.

00:25:01.000 And it's like a vacuum sucking up lint.

00:25:04.000 Like, it just disappears.

00:25:05.000 And you go, oh, Jesus, I'm not hungry, but I guess my body is.

00:25:10.000 I'm actually talking like I'm on Adderall right now.

00:25:13.000 It's a Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

00:25:17.000 Twitter is great for exposing this kind of hypocrisy.

00:25:21.000 And it's one of the best things about it, really, because you can juxtapose what they said under these conditions and what they said under those conditions.

00:25:29.000 And we realize that they're full of shit.

00:25:31.000 So go to the first one.

00:25:32.000 This is about the Trump-Ukraine call that got him impeached.

00:25:37.000 It's not just the call transcript two spaces after a period, which is a sign of retardation. 0.95

00:25:42.000 That's a high school thing that you should have out of your system by the time you're 19.

00:25:47.000 It's not just the call transcript.

00:25:49.000 The whistleblower complaint would likely have more details.

00:25:52.000 We need both and not just the call.

00:25:54.000 Okay, so you're into full transparency.

00:25:56.000 I sympathize with that.

00:25:58.000 That's why I support Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange, even Chelsea Manning, at least some of that.

00:26:04.000 But let's see what they got next.

00:26:07.000 Oh, under the Trump administration...

00:26:09.000 I'm sorry, under the Biden administration, she says, Jen Sackey says, when asked about the league call.

00:26:19.000 No, I'm not going to go into the details of a private conversation about the Afghan call, whether it is true or not.

00:26:28.000 Oh, so you don't want transparency when you could be exposed or your administration could be exposed as full of shit.

00:26:36.000 Like when your retarded Mr. Magoo Boss told the Afghan president, quid pro quo, everything Trump was being accused of, everything they accuse us of, they're doing. 0.97

00:26:47.000 So Biden did a quid pro quo, said you'll make tons of money if you pretend the Taliban is receding thanks to America.

00:26:55.000 And the president went, no.

00:26:57.000 And they went, okay, fuck you, no money.

00:26:59.000 I also noticed he's not president anymore.

00:27:01.000 Is that a quinky dink?

00:27:03.000 Who knows?

00:27:04.000 Oh, did you also see, speaking of Chelsea Manning, it came out recently.

00:27:10.000 They came out and they said that they no longer support Glenn Greenwald.

00:27:17.000 He's very dangerous and evil.

00:27:21.000 I'm not sure what set, I'm just going to say her, to be easy.

00:27:25.000 I'm not sure what set her off, but Glenn Greenwald said something recently.

00:27:29.000 I'm terrified of you.

00:27:32.000 He responds with carpet bomb of truth, Chelsea Manning, thousands of documents to WikiLeaks.

00:27:37.000 And go down, though.

00:27:38.000 I want to see what set her off.

00:27:40.000 Despite being fairly left-wing, do-do-do.

00:27:44.000 You're going too fast.

00:27:46.000 To be clear, today's news are no different.

00:27:49.000 Manning's hordes of far-left cells who now dismiss Greenmond as unprincipled, lack, hack, and a grifter who's allegedly sold out to the right.

00:27:57.000 I can't find what pisses him off.

00:27:59.000 I think their problem is that he appeared on Tucker.

00:28:03.000 Not what he said, but just the news source that he appeared on.

00:28:06.000 He was on Fox News.

00:28:07.000 That's it.

00:28:08.000 Let me see.

00:28:10.000 I don't have $10,000 right now, but if I get it, I want to send it back to you from a donation you once did.

00:28:16.000 I can't deal with this anymore.

00:28:17.000 I'm terrified of you and everything you do.

00:28:19.000 You're greedy, unprincipled, and I'm embarrassed for ever considering you a friend.

00:28:24.000 This is Trump derangement syndrome.

00:28:27.000 Last night during the floods, I decided I'm no longer going to be afraid of saying what's on my mind.

00:28:31.000 This person is so fucking damaged.

00:28:34.000 Remember when she sent out a tweet of her feet on the edge of a building like she's going to kill herself? 0.96

00:28:40.000 Don't let me stop you, Chelsea.

00:28:42.000 Keep going.

00:28:46.000 To those he has hurt, I'm sorry.

00:28:49.000 And we don't know what's going on.

00:28:52.000 What set her off?

00:28:55.000 So what Glenn Greenwald did is he just printed everything that they've ever said to each other, every conversation.

00:29:05.000 It's every email, every DM.

00:29:07.000 It's this massive long file.

00:29:09.000 And all you see is this nice guy, journalist, trying to help out a severely mentally ill gay, which is what Chelsea Manning is. 0.65

00:29:19.000 Remember Night for Freedom when she doxed us?

00:29:22.000 There we go.

00:29:23.000 Bye.

00:29:25.000 And of course, she didn't do it.

00:29:28.000 Who posts a suicide threat like this and then doesn't do it?

00:29:33.000 To show she just got her toes did?

00:29:36.000 What an absolute mess.

00:29:41.000 Get her out of the political discussion. 0.94

00:29:44.000 This is the problem with modern American discourse is a huge swath of lunatics are invited to the table.

00:29:50.000 And we have to listen to them and say, what are you talking about now?

00:29:54.000 Oh, somebody else tweeted for her.

00:29:58.000 Because she's, you know, busy. 0.64

00:30:02.000 This is her friend.

00:30:03.000 Me, me, me.

00:30:04.000 Look at me.

00:30:05.000 All right.

00:30:06.000 So we don't have a bumper for the war on kids, but we got to make one. 0.90

00:30:10.000 I talked to Jose.

00:30:12.000 But here was a great story.

00:30:14.000 It's just one story anyway.

00:30:15.000 And I just thought it's amazing that this is not in the mainstream media, but they'll spend, you go to Daily Mail or even the New York Times, and it'll be, someone's dad said nigger 10 years ago.

00:30:30.000 That's the news.

00:30:30.000 Like that guy with the gun in Florida.

00:30:33.000 His wife was being accosted by a band of thugs.

00:30:36.000 They run over her foot. 0.58

00:30:38.000 While he's chasing them back and holding his gun, he uses the horrible N-word and he's in court.

00:30:46.000 He's facing hate crime charges.

00:30:48.000 It's all over the news.

00:30:49.000 This is nowhere to be seen.

00:30:51.000 Illegal alien driving drunk as they're wont to do. 1.00

00:30:57.000 All these sanctuary cities, once the illegals take over and it gets so Mexican that they're speaking Spanish in the town halls, one of the first things they do is get more lax on drunk driving laws.

00:31:07.000 Mexicans don't see drunk driving as a thing. 1.00

00:31:10.000 They're basically the way we were in the early 80s, where it was like, ah, you got a little shit face.

00:31:16.000 That's okay.

00:31:18.000 Like Bill Hicks said, when I was a kid in Texas, they pulled you over and they said, you've been drinking?

00:31:22.000 And you go, yeah.

00:31:23.000 And they go, oh, sorry to fuck up your buzz.

00:31:24.000 Go ahead.

00:31:26.000 But this drunk driver, illegal alien, who'd been deported, hits a three-year-old girl on her tricycle, kills her. 0.92

00:31:37.000 So we have illegal aliens driving drunk, killing kids. 0.98

00:31:42.000 And the media doesn't want to go near it because to discuss problems with illegal aliens is racist because they tend to be Mexican.

00:31:51.000 And that's a race.

00:31:52.000 Those are Hispanics, apparently, and they can't be criticized.

00:31:56.000 In other words, the modern media is more concerned with racism than they are with the safety of children.

00:32:05.000 In other words, they would rather let children die than be seen as potentially racist.

00:32:16.000 What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when they were doing a documentary about him?

00:32:20.000 He contacted the documentarians and said, look, I ate blacks because I lived in a black neighborhood.

00:32:25.000 I'm not racist.

00:32:26.000 I would have eaten Armenians if I was in an Armenian neighborhood. 1.00

00:32:29.000 And they go, okay, We'll be sure to include that in our documentary about you, you cannibal murderer. 0.91

00:32:35.000 And he's like, Good, thanks.

00:32:36.000 Bye.

00:32:38.000 I may have murdered people and eaten them and made soup bowls out of their skulls, but I'm not racist.

00:32:47.000 Okay, that brings us to A. Yep.

00:33:06.000 Look at these fucking horrible weak users.

00:33:10.000 Fuck you, Dad.

00:33:12.000 Those that work sources.

00:33:16.000 Who wears shorts to a riot?

00:33:23.000 So just to update you on the Veritas thing, which is gone now.

00:33:28.000 Project Veritas is submerged.

00:33:30.000 But just to update you on that, the parents are pissed.

00:33:35.000 So we saw some of the town hall thingamadooty where they sit down and talk to the various educators and administrators, which is just a fake thing.

00:33:43.000 But what's real is the media attention.

00:33:46.000 And Christopher Ruffo, who is the reigning champion on critical race theory, says that parents are revolting against critical race theory and classroom indoctrination.

00:33:55.000 The past 24 hours, school districts have suspended a teacher for promoting Antifa ideology, and that's Gabriel Geipe, and another for having students pledge allegiance to the pride flag.

00:34:06.000 And that's a cute chick who's probably fun to fuck. 1.00

00:34:09.000 It's just the beginning.

00:34:12.000 Look at his disgusting tattoos.

00:34:16.000 When you're kind of a small guy with wee shoulders, you don't want to get gigantic tattoos.

00:34:24.000 Like, those should all be a tenth of their size.

00:34:28.000 Not that I promote fucking hammer and sickle.

00:34:31.000 Hammer and a sickle.

00:34:32.000 I'd love to see you work in the fields, sir.

00:34:36.000 It's more than 180 days and you can't go home at 320.

00:34:39.000 It sucks.

00:34:41.000 But yeah, that's good news, isn't it?

00:34:45.000 At least this is why the First Amendment is so important, because you need to raise awareness.

00:34:50.000 And as long as people know that we're allowing total fucking radical lunatics into our schools to indoctrinate our kids, that gets the ball rolling. 0.97

00:35:00.000 They just need to know.

00:35:01.000 They need to know how few children die of COVID and how totally worthless masks are in pre-K.

00:35:14.000 Oh, I have an unpopular opinion coming up.

00:35:16.000 So a long time ago, we showed you footage of a fight between Proud Boys and Antifa, and we watched it frame by frame and saw an Antifa stab a guy right here.

00:35:30.000 And Noble Beard got stabbed here.

00:35:32.000 Apparently, this is one of the worst places to get stabbed in the armpit.

00:35:35.000 You get right to the vitals right away, and there's nothing to stop you.

00:35:39.000 And that's where he was stabbed.

00:35:41.000 And so they caught him, stabbed Latino man near his heart.

00:35:46.000 He's been arrested, charged with attempted murder.

00:35:49.000 Now, I don't get my hopes up that this is going to be anything but a year in state jail, county jail.

00:35:55.000 But his name's Eric Cohen.

00:35:57.000 Eric Cohen?

00:35:58.000 Hello?

00:35:59.000 Look at him.

00:36:02.000 What's up?

00:36:02.000 What is that?

00:36:04.000 It's a trans guy.

00:36:06.000 Wow.

00:36:07.000 It's just a guy with long hair, by the way.

00:36:09.000 Who wore it better?

00:36:10.000 Fucking.

00:36:13.000 Damn.

00:36:14.000 Detectives believe a second violent attack occurred during the same altercation over.

00:36:17.000 No victims or witnesses have come forward.

00:36:18.000 Detectives are asking any, yeah, please come forward, victims.

00:36:22.000 Although, in the case of Prowboys, you don't need a victim. 0.92

00:36:25.000 I'm sure you do with Antifa.

00:36:28.000 So let's say the victim comes forward.

00:36:30.000 Let's say this guy gets like 10 years.

00:36:34.000 He's a perp.

00:36:35.000 He's a fucking asshole.

00:36:37.000 He's garbage.

00:36:37.000 He deserves to go to jail.

00:36:39.000 All of this is true, right?

00:36:42.000 And I don't want to sound like I'm absolving him of any responsibility here.

00:36:47.000 However, no one kills more Muslims than Muslims, and no one destroys more Antifa lives than Antifa.

00:36:55.000 This guy was stabbing someone he thought is a Nazi who's going to ruin America and start World War III and genocide gays and clowns and intellectuals and creative types and Jews and blacks and Hispanics and destroy America.

00:37:13.000 So while sticking him with 100% responsibility, I think I can also say that he's also a victim of this bullshit brainwashing ideology.

00:37:29.000 Like these, here's a clearer example.

00:37:33.000 Remember that guy?

00:37:34.000 It's one of my favorite clips as far as proving points go.

00:37:37.000 They're chasing him in his Ford.

00:37:45.000 That big truck, the kind of truck you carry celebrities in.

00:37:49.000 Escalade.

00:37:51.000 Something like that, right?

00:37:52.000 They're chasing him down the street.

00:37:55.000 High-speed chase.

00:37:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:37:56.000 Yeah, I gotcha.

00:37:57.000 Something happens to the engine.

00:37:59.000 I don't know what.

00:37:59.000 It's in neutral there.

00:38:01.000 It glides.

00:38:01.000 It bonks a thing.

00:38:02.000 He comes out, big fat guy in slides.

00:38:04.000 And he's just walking at the cops going, and mentioning, they take him down.

00:38:09.000 His stupid shoes fall off.

00:38:12.000 Now, I can't get...

00:38:13.000 Oh, God, I hate that fucking font.

00:38:16.000 It's everywhere.

00:38:18.000 Go back.

00:38:20.000 Hey, Tim, Tactical Walls.

00:38:21.000 If you're watching, that's the font I'm talking about.

00:38:24.000 That stupid thing.

00:38:24.000 Is that Corey or Copperface?

00:38:26.000 Yeah, Copperface sounds like with that extraneous little serif at the end of everything.

00:38:32.000 It's like everything is an I-beam.

00:38:35.000 Ugh.

00:38:35.000 It's everywhere.

00:38:38.000 So yeah, they're chasing him.

00:38:41.000 And I can't read his mind, but it's possible, and I'd even say likely.

00:38:47.000 Oh, he's throwing his drugs out the window.

00:38:49.000 That he's thinking, fuck it.

00:38:52.000 Cops are racist.

00:38:53.000 They shoot blacks for sport. 0.99

00:38:55.000 I'm going to die anyway.

00:38:56.000 And I've heard black dudes say this.

00:38:58.000 Even black dudes at my Gym.

00:39:00.000 Like, I'm taking out as many of these racist motherfuckers as I can if I ever get caught.

00:39:05.000 So, he now, this is where you let me just stop it right here.

00:39:10.000 If you had a sober view of America and you understood statistics and you'd been told the truth your whole black life, right now, you would stick both hands out of the window and then you'd listen to their instruction. 0.61

00:39:29.000 You'd say, I'm opening the door.

00:39:30.000 I'm opening the door.

00:39:31.000 You'd open the door from the outside, slowly come up and walk backwards, maybe get on your knees with your back to them and your hands up high.

00:39:40.000 Dude, even if it was a racist murderer, now he's on tape shooting you in the back of the head.

00:39:45.000 His pension's over.

00:39:46.000 So even in that scenario, like do what I'm saying.

00:39:50.000 But anyway, it's likely that he thought, pigs are racist.

00:39:53.000 I'm going to die.

00:39:54.000 So I'll go out in a Blaze of Glory and maybe I'll take down one of my murderers.

00:39:58.000 It's like Minority Report, second reference in one show.

00:40:02.000 The Sea Owls, whatever they're called.

00:40:04.000 He's seen that he's going to die.

00:40:06.000 So in other words, this guy's responsible for his death, yes.

00:40:09.000 But also included in this recipe is the fake narrative that cops hunt blacks for sport.

00:40:17.000 So the guy who did the stabbing was also heavily influenced by the fake narrative.

00:40:23.000 And there he goes.

00:40:30.000 Dead.

00:40:31.000 That's another reason why you shouldn't say, wear slides.

00:40:34.000 What if someone shoots you?

00:40:35.000 Then they fall off and there you are, lying on the road in your socks.

00:40:39.000 You didn't exactly die with your boots on, did you?

00:40:51.000 And then they'll say the police kept shooting him.

00:40:53.000 He was shot 52 times.

00:40:56.000 Yeah, you got to make sure he's dead.

00:40:58.000 That gun hand's still moving.

00:41:00.000 And it was still pointed at them.

00:41:01.000 Look at that.

00:41:04.000 Just saying.

00:41:05.000 And he took like a million shots.

00:41:07.000 Isn't it bizarre what the narrative is, though?

00:41:08.000 Like this, remember that guy, what's his name?

00:41:12.000 Amadou Diallo?

00:41:13.000 They go, he was shot in the foot.

00:41:16.000 Yeah, it was exactly like that, but they were standing at the other end.

00:41:19.000 And they were going, all the shots happened in maybe four seconds.

00:41:23.000 But yeah, some of them are going to go in the foot.

00:41:25.000 But Spike Jones, no, Spike Lee, I was confused those two.

00:41:29.000 His implication is that they're like, things I've seen on Chismobin, by the way.

00:41:38.000 So it does happen when the other side does it.

00:41:40.000 But cops have never, in the history of cops, I'll say it here, just sat there going, look at him wriggle.

00:41:53.000 No one from BLM would believe me, but the truth is that after Amadou Diallo was killed and they realized he was innocent, the cops on the scene dropped to their knees and were crying because they realized they just murdered an innocent man.

00:42:08.000 Let's update you too on this Wi Spa guy.

00:42:12.000 Now, I had you look him up earlier, Ryan.

00:42:14.000 Dig him up.

00:42:15.000 So some pervert pulls his dick out at Weespa, but because he identifies as a woman, it's transphobic to not like that.

00:42:24.000 Black women experience black female privilege, so this woman comes up and says, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:42:29.000 There's a pervert in the woman's room showing his dick at me. 1.00

00:42:32.000 Wiespa goes, look, it's his right.

00:42:35.000 So Christians go to Wispa and say, look, I'm done with this shit, all right? 1.00

00:42:39.000 You're waving dicks in faces.

00:42:41.000 And Antifa shows up to say, it's not a dick, it's a woman's penis, and you guys are assholes and you're transphobes.

00:42:47.000 What no one's doing on either side, really, is focusing on the dude.

00:42:53.000 This is the guy.

00:42:54.000 This is the woman with her penis out. 1.00

00:42:57.000 Precious child.

00:43:00.000 Now, what is precious?

00:43:01.000 Is this like a sex worker thing?

00:43:03.000 Is this like how you can fuck him for 20 bucks? 0.61

00:43:07.000 Just the guy that did the music?

00:43:10.000 What mo? 0.64

00:43:10.000 We opened up the show with... 0.64

00:43:12.000 Breathe!

00:43:14.000 No, wait, I don't think we ever brought that to the show.

00:43:16.000 What are you talking about?

00:43:18.000 This does music.

00:43:20.000 This thing.

00:43:21.000 She? 0.98

00:43:22.000 Remember?

00:43:23.000 Let me see the other pictures before you go.

00:43:26.000 This is a woman that was at WeSpa.

00:43:29.000 This is who Antifa is getting arrested defending her rights to wave her dick at little girls. 1.00

00:43:39.000 Seems reasonable, huh?

00:43:41.000 You have music by Precious Child?

00:43:44.000 Yeah.

00:43:46.000 Don't interrupt the show unless you have it.

00:43:49.000 All right, so go to 2-1.

00:43:52.000 There's more on this moron.

00:43:55.000 Precious Child's new music video.

00:43:56.000 Oh, there you go.

00:43:58.000 And it's about the whole deal.

00:44:00.000 No.

00:44:01.000 Do we not see this on the floor?

00:44:02.000 I don't know.

00:44:03.000 I've never seen this before.

00:44:04.000 Holy cannoli.

00:44:06.000 Let's play it.

00:44:07.000 Wouldn't that be funny if it's really good?

00:44:09.000 It's okay.

00:44:12.000 Like it's your favorite song.

00:44:14.000 That's one of the problems when we were punk rockers getting beat up by Nazi skinheads.

00:44:17.000 We got a hold of this screwdriver tape, SK Rue driver.

00:44:21.000 Like, this is what the fucking Nazi pigs are listening to.

00:44:24.000 Put it in the tape deck.

00:44:27.000 Oh, this is really fucking good, actually.

00:44:29.000 And I remember privately listening to Screwdriver like, shh.

00:44:33.000 And then that became the running joke with punks.

00:44:35.000 I hate screwdriver.

00:44:36.000 They suck.

00:44:40.000 Awesome.

00:44:41.000 Okay, tear up.

00:44:43.000 Tear up.

00:44:44.000 Tear up.

00:44:44.000 How many hits does it have?

00:44:47.000 Fucking 1,000.

00:44:50.000 She's got 5,000 subscribers.

00:44:51.000 But look at the production quality.

00:44:54.000 That's a woman. 1.00

00:45:29.000 Imagine that is around your kids.

00:45:33.000 Imagine that that's dick is out in the shower, and your seven-year-old girl is like, Mom? 1.00

00:45:38.000 That's dick is out.

00:45:42.000 What the fuck?

00:45:43.000 What?

00:45:43.000 Tips on YouTubes.

00:45:45.000 Oh, they blur out the nips, so. 1.00

00:45:49.000 That's a good name for a band.

00:45:50.000 Blur out. 0.97

00:45:50.000 Blur out the nips. 0.97

00:45:51.000 And it's just me, but I'm wearing a mask.

00:45:53.000 No, it's just you, blurry.

00:45:55.000 Which is my camera angle.

00:45:57.000 What the f- Oh, yeah, I remember that.

00:46:00.000 I mean, they're mocking us, right?

00:46:02.000 I must have blanked this out.

00:46:06.000 Is that CGI or a puppet?

00:46:08.000 That's a puppet.

00:46:08.000 I think it's on a piece of fishing line.

00:46:10.000 Yeah.

00:46:13.000 So this is a direct expression of the event that happened.

00:46:18.000 Oh, wow.

00:46:19.000 Sir, you don't have to blank out your name.

00:46:20.000 Wait, you know what's funny?

00:46:22.000 I agree with you.

00:46:23.000 Like, this is my video.

00:46:25.000 Yeah.

00:46:27.000 We're so far apart that we've met again.

00:46:29.000 And I'm like, yes, you are satanic.

00:46:33.000 Yes, your dick is an evil, horrible, disgusting, satanic demon thing in the context of being around a child.

00:46:41.000 Yes, you're a demon monster.

00:46:43.000 Yes, you should get out of that room.

00:46:47.000 Never seen a woman's dick before? 1.00

00:46:49.000 Come on, guys.

00:46:51.000 I remember Weiss had an article on how to eat out a girl with a penis. 0.98

00:46:56.000 And it didn't involve blowing it.

00:46:58.000 It was like making the bag look like labia.

00:47:01.000 Meanwhile, your boner's sitting there and you're probably like, hey, I know I'm a girl and everything, but I feel like a blowjob would really cut to the quick.

00:47:18.000 What are the comments like on this?

00:47:19.000 Yeah, great stuff.

00:47:21.000 Fantastic song and video.

00:47:23.000 Please don't stop making your wonderful art.

00:47:25.000 I'm definitely excited for more.

00:47:29.000 Precious, poignant, and powerful.

00:47:31.000 You're amazing.

00:47:32.000 Hands down amazing.

00:47:33.000 Dick's out amazing.

00:47:34.000 Dick's out amazing.

00:47:36.000 Nobody jumped on this and said you're creep.

00:47:38.000 Nasty and demonstration.

00:47:39.000 Hey, baby monsters, please get on that and start dropping. 1.00

00:47:44.000 What are they called?

00:47:45.000 Drops.

00:47:46.000 Yeah.

00:47:46.000 So the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:47:50.000 Yeah.

00:47:51.000 Getting good at it, if you will.

00:47:54.000 Take over those comments.

00:47:56.000 Demonic.

00:47:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:58.000 Nasty and demonic, full of the devil.

00:48:00.000 Fuck yeah, thank you.

00:48:01.000 Yeah, so retarded, thinks it's awesome. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Precious child.

00:48:04.000 Thanks.

00:48:05.000 Precious child, and we are on the same page.

00:48:08.000 Maybe we should go at WeSpa and demonstrate with Antifa.

00:48:13.000 Yes, he is a demon.

00:48:16.000 All right, so now let's get back to 2-1.

00:48:18.000 Because this person is continuing to be a pervert.

00:48:24.000 Sex offending suspect claims transgender harassment at WESPA case, right? 0.59

00:48:29.000 But keep going down.

00:48:31.000 Sorry.

00:48:32.000 In June, a group of women... 1.00

00:48:33.000 No, sorry, let me see the first paragraph.

00:48:37.000 Complained that a person who identified as female exposed her penis against transgender, or even that it didn't happen.

00:48:42.000 But on Monday, charges of indecent exposure were discreetly filed against a serial sex offender for the WeSpot incident following an investigation by the police department.

00:48:52.000 Sources with knowledge of the case, but not authorized to speak publicly, say four women and a minor girl came forward to allege that he was partially erect.

00:49:02.000 Oh.

00:49:04.000 Yes, I had a bit of a female chubby. 1.00

00:49:08.000 What do they call those again?

00:49:10.000 Wet.

00:49:12.000 I was a little wet.

00:49:13.000 No, when you have a partial bone.

00:49:15.000 Oh, uh.

00:49:16.000 Chub.

00:49:16.000 Like a chubby?

00:49:18.000 No.

00:49:19.000 Anyway.

00:49:20.000 Half stock.

00:49:21.000 Sometimes I've had incidents where someone's seen my penis in a picture in real life and then accused me of fluffing it to make it look big.

00:49:29.000 And I go, that's really gay because I didn't. 0.65

00:49:34.000 Half chub.

00:49:36.000 Sources with knowledge of the case, but not.

00:49:38.000 Oh, yeah, we already said that.

00:49:39.000 Okay, go down.

00:49:42.000 Keep going, keep going.

00:49:44.000 This could be on War on Children.

00:49:46.000 Keep going, keep going.

00:49:49.000 Look at them all fighting to defend this guy's right to put his penis in the face of young girls.

00:49:54.000 Nice priorities.

00:49:57.000 I'm glad we put this right after the War on Kids, although we had other stuff in the way.

00:50:01.000 The War on Kids and Antifa are becoming the same topic.

00:50:05.000 And same with the legal aliens. 0.81

00:50:07.000 The war on kids is laced throughout all this.

00:50:10.000 Click on that bulletin.

00:50:15.000 Darren.

00:50:16.000 Okay, zoom out a bit, dude.

00:50:18.000 Merriger.

00:50:19.000 Darren Merriger was arrested for indecent exposure incident.

00:50:23.000 Wait a minute.

00:50:24.000 Look at that.

00:50:25.000 Zoom in a bit.

00:50:27.000 December 30th?

00:50:29.000 I got to see the date, shitlips.

00:50:31.000 Yeah, 1230.

00:50:33.000 2018.

00:50:35.000 That's December 30th.

00:50:37.000 So he's done this before.

00:50:39.000 He's a serial sexual offender.

00:50:41.000 That's who they're...

00:50:42.000 They're defending.

00:50:42.000 Darren Marringer was arrested December 30th, right before New Year's Eve, for an indecent exposure incident in which he exposed himself to women and children in the women's locker room of West Hollywood Park.

00:50:54.000 Marringer claims to identify as female so he can access women's locker rooms and showers. 0.96

00:50:59.000 He's a registered sex offender and a transient with family in Marina Del Rey.

00:51:05.000 You know, when someone's gay and transient, it means they're a prostitute because they just stay at whoever's house. 1.00

00:51:10.000 Just fuck them. 0.86

00:51:13.000 Yeah.

00:51:17.000 Okay.

00:51:18.000 I've been meaning to get to this for a while, so some of this news might not be as cutting edge as it should be, but let's get to the PB.

00:51:26.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

00:51:28.000 They finish them.

00:51:28.000 Proud of your boy.

00:51:32.000 I'll make you proud of your boy.

00:51:36.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:51:42.000 Stand back.

00:51:44.000 Remember the woman who interrupted that meeting, that Antifa rally and said, it's not Proud Boys, it's Antifa.

00:51:50.000 They threw smoke bombs at my kids.

00:51:52.000 I'm black.

00:51:54.000 Her husband is called the black preacher or something.

00:51:57.000 Her name is Jamie J-A-M-E-E, which phonetically is Jamie.

00:52:03.000 Jamie Anatello.

00:52:06.000 And last week, sorry we're so late.

00:52:10.000 Remember this No Proud Boys chick?

00:52:11.000 She showed up to that too.

00:52:13.000 She calls herself Frankly Jamie.

00:52:16.000 And the beginning of this video is just kind of fun to have it on record.

00:52:20.000 Sorry.

00:52:21.000 Look, wait, wait, wait, stop.

00:52:22.000 Remember this guy who uses a bathroom towel?

00:52:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:27.000 A bath mat.

00:52:29.000 He made a sign on a bath mat.

00:52:31.000 Like, we're dealing with the biggest losers in the world.

00:52:38.000 And 100% of their identity is identity politics.

00:52:42.000 So when a black woman comes up to them and disagrees, they can't go with their ideas and say, my ideas against your ideas. 0.99

00:52:48.000 Let's go.

00:52:49.000 Cage match. 0.87

00:52:51.000 Because they have that Achilles heel where black women are more valuable than anyone, so I can't contradict them. 1.00

00:52:58.000 Okay, well, what if one disagrees with you?

00:53:00.000 Then you're wrong.

00:53:02.000 When your ideas are contingent on someone else's race, then your ideas suck. 0.55

00:53:09.000 And Nifa threw bombs and pepper gas at on August 7th?

00:53:13.000 The black conservative preacher's wife. 0.98

00:53:15.000 Right.

00:53:16.000 Oh, so because I'm his wife, my kids don't matter?

00:53:18.000 No, your kids absolutely matter.

00:53:23.000 Can we please tell us why?

00:53:25.000 Nope, I don't think that's a good idea.

00:53:28.000 This is classic, guys.

00:53:29.000 Please get this on camera.

00:53:31.000 This is what white liberal women do. 1.00

00:53:34.000 It's a thousand times worse than humans.

00:53:37.000 And I want you to pay close attention.

00:53:39.000 White liberal women will not engage in conversations with me. 1.00

00:53:44.000 Why?

00:53:45.000 Because I do not.

00:53:46.000 Oh, because of who my husband is.

00:53:48.000 So I am devalued.

00:53:50.000 So women matter, right? 1.00

00:53:51.000 We don't want women to be oppressed. 1.00

00:53:53.000 Women matter. 1.00

00:53:54.000 But because of who my husband is, I no longer have values.

00:53:59.000 There she goes.

00:54:00.000 There she values people.

00:54:02.000 What is that thing that like, oh, you're the baba-taba preacher, right? 0.96

00:54:09.000 Well, it's high school stuff.

00:54:11.000 Again, I'm not sure.

00:54:12.000 I remember in high school, in grade school, you go, I hate that person.

00:54:16.000 They're a jerk.

00:54:16.000 This is mostly chicks I'm talking about.

00:54:18.000 And then they would be, then they'd be like, oh, yeah, here we go again.

00:54:22.000 They'd laugh at you.

00:54:24.000 And then the really advanced mean girls in high school would go, I actually feel sorry for her. 1.00

00:54:29.000 Yeah, it's really sad.

00:54:30.000 That is that.

00:54:31.000 So she hasn't quite reached the sorry for her yet.

00:54:34.000 She's still at the like, oh yeah, you do your thing.

00:54:37.000 I get it.

00:54:38.000 Oh, right.

00:54:39.000 Meanwhile, that woman with the sign, her fucking adrenaline is pounding. 1.00

00:54:45.000 And she went home and drank a bottle of wine and then cried.

00:54:50.000 I promise.

00:54:52.000 So go to 2-3.

00:54:54.000 Meanwhile, the guy with his fucking bathroom mat is just faithfully at work in the fields with his hammer and his sickle.

00:55:03.000 That's her. 0.88

00:55:11.000 Here's an interesting thing.

00:55:13.000 So Ethan Nordine, Ufio Panman, the guy who punched that Antifa dude and was the punch herd around the world.

00:55:20.000 This guy has been in solitary confinement for six months.

00:55:24.000 Tess Owen is one of these Proud Boy stalkers who really ultimately hates them because she hates masculinity. 0.99

00:55:31.000 She has daddy issues. 0.75

00:55:33.000 She's probably on the pill, and the pill makes you eschew masculine men because it tricks your body into thinking you're in your first trimester of pregnancy. 0.90

00:55:42.000 So she's into wimps and beta males, who she will likely marry one day and then get off her birth control and go, what the fuck? 1.00

00:55:50.000 I married my brother.

00:55:51.000 And her body's going to go, sorry, when I'm in first trimester, I don't want to get fucked. 1.00

00:55:55.000 I want to be around your brother.

00:55:57.000 Oh, great.

00:55:58.000 Now I want to fuck Ethan Nordine.

00:56:01.000 Shit.

00:56:02.000 Anyway, so he's raised $1 million for bail because half of the country's sane and they can see that his bail is insane.

00:56:10.000 Now, this man's been in a box 23 hours a day ever since January 6th.

00:56:15.000 And the radical left Proud Boy stalker, childless Kuntake, he has come up with a million dollars and it helps to get him in jail for now.

00:56:23.000 But the government thinks his sudden fortune raises more questions about his power and clout than it resolves.

00:56:30.000 He's getting too powerful.

00:56:32.000 These proud boys are going to take over the world.

00:56:34.000 So Antifa destroys everything in its path.

00:56:36.000 That's political activism.

00:56:38.000 Someone stands up to them.

00:56:39.000 Uh-oh, they're too powerful.

00:56:42.000 She's saying someone who's been in a box for 23 hours, for six months, is too powerful.

00:56:51.000 To quote PJ Dubs, let that sink in.

00:56:57.000 And I would just love to see Tess Owen last more than five hours in solitary confinement, let alone six months. 1.00

00:57:07.000 The Greg Waters and I dug into Proud Boys' finances earlier this year and attempted to detangle the web of LLCs.

00:57:15.000 I have a list of 35 Proud Boys who lost their jobs, many their careers, after getting dox and having their places of work harassed.

00:57:22.000 But the radical left's primary concern is they're making too much money.

00:57:29.000 They're too powerful.

00:57:30.000 They're too effective.

00:57:32.000 The black church that could bankrupt the Proud Boys. 1.00

00:57:34.000 Remember when Antifa burnt down a church?

00:57:37.000 What did Tess Owen have to say about that? 0.88

00:57:39.000 They didn't take a flag off it and burn it later on the ground.

00:57:43.000 They burned the church.

00:57:45.000 It was like a Presbyterian church.

00:57:47.000 It was a really old church.

00:57:49.000 And of course, Antifa's been burning churches all across Canada.

00:57:52.000 But yeah, don't touch a flag on it.

00:57:56.000 What's 2-5?

00:57:57.000 I think it's that same chick trying to get a cop fired. 1.00

00:58:02.000 Ex-cop wearing a proud boy kilt says he only used to be a proud boy.

00:58:06.000 Like, these people are damaging.

00:58:08.000 They're getting cops fired. 1.00

00:58:10.000 They're trying to get cops off the street so they can protect us less. 0.96

00:58:14.000 No, no, I just want non-racist cops because if he hears a black guy's in trouble, he's not going to come because he's a Nazi.

00:58:19.000 No, that's your crazy mythical universe.

00:58:22.000 What you're really doing is getting someone who devoted their life to helping people fired.

00:58:29.000 Like that dude, Brian White, who had to, he lost his career.

00:58:33.000 He's working HVAC now.

00:58:35.000 He'd saved, I don't know, thousands of lives over the course of his career.

00:58:38.000 No, he's a racist.

00:58:39.000 He has to go.

00:58:42.000 Along members of the far-right street fighting gang.

00:58:49.000 Street fighting gang.

00:58:50.000 We do have street fighter.

00:58:52.000 I have street fighter in the studio, yeah.

00:58:55.000 You know what that picture's from, right?

00:58:57.000 When they were helping for the Texas flood, right?

00:58:58.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 And the narrative, because I think one of them had a gun in it, that they were down there to hunt looters.

00:59:04.000 Meanwhile, they were just handing out water bottles the entire time and taking boats to people to bring them water.

00:59:11.000 And then, I think it was NBC News showed up, some Asian chick, and she's talking to the guys.

00:59:15.000 He's handing out water bottles, and she's like, who are the elders?

00:59:18.000 You answer to the elders.

00:59:19.000 Who are the elders?

00:59:22.000 Meanwhile, the elders is a joke I made up, which was basically the guys from the Dark Crystal, those puppets.

00:59:29.000 And I was saying, hey guys, it's not up to me, but we have to meet and get drunk on Friday.

00:59:33.000 The elders said it has to happen.

00:59:35.000 So who are the elders?

00:59:41.000 Oh, this was interesting.

00:59:44.000 So this is ancient Chinese secret by now, but I re-watched it recently because it keeps popping back in the news.

00:59:50.000 And you're clearly seeing someone get their first punch.

00:59:53.000 Now, at Deplorable, I punched a guy in the face, and I felt this.

00:59:58.000 You know why?

00:59:59.000 Because he'd never felt a fist come at him, and his face was like this.

01:00:04.000 I punched a gaping mouth. 0.72

01:00:06.000 And it's the same thing happening here.

01:00:08.000 This young guy, he's like, my dad was a brawler.

01:00:12.000 I've never been in a fight.

01:00:13.000 I feel like a pussy.

01:00:14.000 I need to get some sort of grit in my personal background.

01:00:18.000 I need to tell my dad I was in a fight.

01:00:20.000 And then he goes, oh, shit.

01:00:22.000 These punches hurt.

01:00:24.000 Make it full screen.

01:00:30.000 This is in Modesto, California, I believe.

01:00:38.000 Look, none of them have been in a fight before.

01:00:42.000 And their adrenaline is pumping so much they can't walk.

01:00:44.000 And this guy's got his arm in his pocket.

01:00:46.000 That's the guy right there.

01:00:47.000 Watch him in the shorts.

01:00:49.000 I'm not moving.

01:00:52.000 Oh, shit.

01:00:53.000 What?

01:00:56.000 Like, who?

01:00:57.000 Go back.

01:00:58.000 Who stands?

01:00:59.000 The rest is just pepper spray.

01:01:00.000 Who stands to fight and puts their feet next to each other so they have no stability?

01:01:08.000 Someone who's never been hit.

01:01:11.000 Oh, yeah?

01:01:12.000 I'm standing my ground.

01:01:14.000 I'm not going anywhere.

01:01:16.000 I'm bonk.

01:01:19.000 And then you'll see him again.

01:01:22.000 Look at him all mad after he goes.

01:01:24.000 Oh, you bet.

01:01:25.000 That's it.

01:01:28.000 You motherfucker.

01:01:29.000 I got his foot.

01:01:29.000 You just punched and kicked me.

01:01:31.000 Yeah, He shows up again later.

01:01:36.000 He's just getting pepper sprayed.

01:01:43.000 That's the problem getting kicked.

01:01:49.000 Look at them.

01:01:51.000 One along.

01:01:52.000 There he is.

01:01:58.000 I lost my stuff.

01:02:00.000 Why do they always bring so much stuff?

01:02:03.000 They always have...

01:02:03.000 Antifa always has backpacks on.

01:02:09.000 Smartest thing to do when you're arrested in a situation like that is just, I don't know what you're talking about.

01:02:17.000 Like, I know two guys, Trevor and I, I forget the other guy, let's say it was Mark Ryan or something.

01:02:22.000 They were at a bar and these drunken assholes were harassing these women. 1.00

01:02:27.000 The woman told them to get lost and they got rough with the girls and they're shoving them and knocking their drinks over.

01:02:32.000 So Trevor and Mark beat them up.

01:02:34.000 Not bad, just like grabbed them, threw them outside, punched them.

01:02:37.000 So they called the cops as pussies are wont to do. 1.00

01:02:39.000 And Trevor said, no, sorry, Mark said, no, no, no, officer, they were harassing, physically assaulting these girls.

01:02:48.000 They were in danger.

01:02:49.000 All we did, the bartender told them to leave.

01:02:51.000 They wouldn't leave.

01:02:52.000 There was no bouncer there.

01:02:53.000 We grabbed them, throw them outside, gave them a few slaps because they kept trying to come back inside and they fucked off.

01:02:58.000 We saved the day.

01:02:59.000 We weren't looking for trouble.

01:03:01.000 And you know what Trevor said?

01:03:04.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:03:06.000 Well, you assaulted these guys?

01:03:09.000 Nope.

01:03:10.000 I was drinking beer.

01:03:12.000 And then I got a call from you.

01:03:13.000 That's all I know.

01:03:15.000 Guess what Trevor got?

01:03:17.000 Nothing.

01:03:18.000 Guess what Mark got?

01:03:20.000 Community service.

01:03:21.000 You had to pick up crap by the side of the highway for like 30 hours.

01:03:26.000 You confirmed.

01:03:27.000 Like when Steinglass came to my house during the Proud Boys thing with two detectives at six in the morning, knocks on my door.

01:03:34.000 I'm all groggy.

01:03:35.000 So maybe I'll say something.

01:03:36.000 Okay, we planned to ambush people.

01:03:40.000 Where am I?

01:03:41.000 I'm so tired.

01:03:42.000 And he goes, we just want to talk to you.

01:03:44.000 And he had on a shitty, flowery tie that you'd get at Salvation Army.

01:03:49.000 And his business card looked like it had been through the wash three times.

01:03:52.000 I just thought, what a stupid piece of shit.

01:03:54.000 This is Steinglass, the DA.

01:03:56.000 But in retrospect, now, I think it's all an act.

01:04:01.000 They wear shitty suits on purpose to be like, I'm just a regular Joe Schmo Colombo.

01:04:06.000 There's just one thing that's bothering me.

01:04:08.000 I'm just a guy.

01:04:10.000 I'm the fish from Barney Miller.

01:04:17.000 Just talk to me, man.

01:04:19.000 Come on in.

01:04:20.000 And then, of course, the detectives being there kills his whole bluff because it shows that he's scared that I'm a psycho that's going to kill him.

01:04:26.000 So he has to have armed guards as he does his buddy thing, which doesn't really work.

01:04:30.000 You notice Colombo doesn't have two detectives with their hands on their guns.

01:04:34.000 So I said what everyone would say, including cops.

01:04:37.000 If cops are being investigated, they say this too.

01:04:40.000 They go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:41.000 Oh my God, I'd love to talk to you.

01:04:43.000 Definitely, absolutely.

01:04:45.000 Let me get my lawyer on the phone.

01:04:46.000 We'll set up an appointment and let's do it.

01:04:50.000 And he goes, well, I mean, we're here now.

01:04:54.000 You're not in trouble.

01:04:55.000 We just want to ask you some stuff.

01:04:56.000 We want to hear what you have to say.

01:04:58.000 Oh, okay, good.

01:04:59.000 Yeah, great.

01:05:00.000 Well, let's get it all out at the meeting when I get my lawyer involved.

01:05:04.000 I did that a few times.

01:05:06.000 And he gives me his ratty little card.

01:05:08.000 And then the lawyer goes, Why don't you just email us the questions and we'll answer them?

01:05:12.000 And then they went sometimes.

01:05:17.000 Even sitting down with your lawyer isn't a great move.

01:05:20.000 Like with the January 6th shit, a lot of people refuse to sit down and talk because the FBI wants a headcount.

01:05:29.000 And what did they do with Roger Stone?

01:05:30.000 They said, did you get an email from Julian Assange?

01:05:33.000 And Roger Stone went, no, I don't think so.

01:05:36.000 No.

01:05:37.000 Yes, you did.

01:05:37.000 We have it here.

01:05:40.000 You're going to jail.

01:05:41.000 Why?

01:05:41.000 What did I do?

01:05:42.000 I got an email wrong.

01:05:43.000 No, no, no.

01:05:44.000 You impeded an investigation because you answered a question wrong?

01:05:49.000 So sometimes even an interview with the lawyer present isn't a good move.

01:05:55.000 This is a perfect summary of Antifa.

01:05:58.000 This is them in a nacho.

01:06:00.000 Some dork moron liberal supports them and wants to help.

01:06:05.000 They're not looking for support.

01:06:07.000 They're looking to hurt people.

01:06:08.000 This is revenge of the weak.

01:06:10.000 This is revenge of the picked on.

01:06:13.000 This is why they wear masks.

01:06:15.000 You've seen their mugshots.

01:06:17.000 You see who they are.

01:06:18.000 They're pussies. 0.95

01:06:20.000 They're losers.

01:06:22.000 Faggot is a terrible word for them.

01:06:25.000 Most fags I know are 10 times braver than these guys. 1.00

01:06:28.000 These are just the bitter, on-the-spectrum nerds who were never popular.

01:06:32.000 And they don't want your support.

01:06:34.000 They don't want to advance any kind of agenda.

01:06:36.000 They just want revenge and harm.

01:06:38.000 So this guy goes near them to, I don't know, support them, and they pepper spray him.

01:06:42.000 And he goes, guys, I'm on your side.

01:06:43.000 And they go, fuck you.

01:06:44.000 I don't care.

01:06:45.000 I want you to die.

01:06:46.000 I want the world to die.

01:06:47.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94

01:06:51.000 I'm sitting here trying to support you, you goddamn fucking kidding me.

01:06:56.000 Stop.

01:06:56.000 This guy is so cucked, he can't even call them a dick.

01:07:01.000 He's sitting there with, you've been pepper sprayed.

01:07:04.000 It feels like you're being stabbed in the eyes.

01:07:06.000 So his eyes are stinging like two wasps are in each eyelid.

01:07:10.000 And he's like, you, oh.

01:07:13.000 I'm not going to lose my temper and say the D word.

01:07:18.000 I should have green screened this.

01:07:30.000 Stop.

01:07:31.000 The guy yelling, your bike's going to be mine.

01:07:33.000 That's the guy you saw at the thumbnail at the beginning.

01:07:36.000 He has a mob of nerds with him.

01:07:38.000 You can tell by their corny shoes that they're geeks.

01:07:41.000 He has a mob of nerds with him who are masked.

01:07:45.000 And he's hiding behind a fence.

01:07:48.000 That is Antifa.

01:07:50.000 Sheer raging cowardice.

01:07:55.000 Revenge of the nerds.

01:08:10.000 Stop.

01:08:11.000 Wait, what?

01:08:12.000 Pretty sure there's tears coming out of your eyes, buddy.

01:08:15.000 Yeah, from bear spray.

01:08:17.000 This isn't even high school.

01:08:20.000 This is...

01:08:20.000 I don't even think it's junior high.

01:08:22.000 This is fifth grade.

01:08:24.000 This is a fifth grade fight.

01:08:27.000 Go ahead.

01:08:32.000 You just won!

01:08:33.000 You just won!

01:08:34.000 You want to come at me?

01:08:35.000 You'll have like 20 people swarming you.

01:08:37.000 Fuck you.

01:08:42.000 Look at his leg go up.

01:08:44.000 And how about that homeless, weird teen who lets his mask fall off and his filthy feet?

01:08:50.000 I thought he had boots on.

01:08:51.000 Those are his fucking feet.

01:08:54.000 Mental illness abounds.

01:09:00.000 Did that black guy right here like say, hey, dude, total the fuck out? 0.89

01:09:06.000 You just won!

01:09:07.000 You just won!

01:09:07.000 You want to come at me?

01:09:08.000 You'll have like 20 people swarming to you.

01:09:10.000 Fuck you.

01:09:11.000 Dude, that leg coming up is really...

01:09:14.000 Look at that.

01:09:14.000 What is this?

01:09:16.000 Eh.

01:09:17.000 He's flamingoing?

01:09:18.000 Yeah, what?

01:09:20.000 You need your knee to make your point?

01:09:25.000 Wait, keep going.

01:09:26.000 That was it.

01:09:27.000 Oh, that was it?

01:09:28.000 Unfortunate.

01:09:29.000 That should have been a green screen.

01:09:30.000 I apologize for that.

01:09:34.000 And then I think we already did those.

01:09:36.000 Okay, let's get to the MB.

01:09:39.000 I know what that one is.

01:09:41.000 You ain't going to fool me with this one.

01:09:44.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:09:49.000 Let's turn our eyes together, bad.

01:09:54.000 Let me touch you.

01:09:56.000 Do you mute me when you do all those things?

01:09:59.000 No, I heard you do that.

01:10:03.000 It was kind of cool.

01:10:04.000 A little spooky.

01:10:08.000 It's my new rap name, Ail Spooky.

01:10:10.000 As a Seattle native, I have to guess the store you went to.

01:10:12.000 Was it Singles Going Steady?

01:10:15.000 Or was it Georgetown Records?

01:10:16.000 I forget.

01:10:17.000 Maybe it was Georgetown Records.

01:10:19.000 Also, KEXP is the best and worst radio station on the planet.

01:10:23.000 It is still the best, but no, it was the best.

01:10:28.000 John in the Morning, best show in the history of radio.

01:10:32.000 They mix up like the Pixies with some new great band you never heard of like Still Woozy.

01:10:39.000 But they got woke and after all the BLM shit, they found some random Ethiopian dickweed. 1.00

01:10:47.000 Or maybe it's the Colombian guy now.

01:10:48.000 They just found someone with an ethnic sounding name.

01:10:51.000 And that guy plays weird backpack scientific hip-hop from like 8 till 11, which was John's slot.

01:11:00.000 And then John in the morning starts.

01:11:05.000 And he's got this.

01:11:05.000 He's from Seattle and he has this fake black accent that's so horrible.

01:11:09.000 Go to KEXP.

01:11:12.000 See who does the morning slot.

01:11:15.000 I'll keep reading while you dig that up.

01:11:18.000 This is from Mike.

01:11:18.000 Do you know whether or not Copper Cab is offed himself?

01:11:22.000 No, he's back on YouTube, dummy.

01:11:23.000 He's back on YouTube.

01:11:25.000 And we never updated that.

01:11:26.000 Yeah.

01:11:27.000 But he's back.

01:11:30.000 Go to the schedule.

01:11:32.000 Okay.

01:11:34.000 Not events.

01:11:35.000 Menu.

01:11:36.000 Schedule.

01:11:39.000 Monday, right?

01:11:40.000 Yeah, early.

01:11:42.000 Gabrielle Tederos.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, and then 10 a.m. you get John Richards.

01:11:49.000 John Richards used to do the morning show.

01:11:52.000 And it was fucking great.

01:11:54.000 And now, because a cop killed someone, we have to hear this fucking Lou Zer.

01:12:02.000 Domestic imperialism.

01:12:04.000 And he's just like I talk about how everyone's white. 0.53

01:12:06.000 Like his parents are probably rich Guatemalans who came here.

01:12:09.000 But because he has a Spanish last name, by the way, you are European.

01:12:13.000 You speak a European language.

01:12:15.000 You killed the Aztecs the same way I killed the Apaches. 0.99

01:12:26.000 We'll get written completely out of the pages of history.

01:12:29.000 I believe the same is true for the future.

01:12:32.000 If we don't write ourselves into the future, we get written out of tomorrow as well.

01:12:35.000 So we just by imagining writing them out so eloquently.

01:12:41.000 I feel like it's inspiring.

01:12:42.000 Wait, you talk about being written out of history and then they show a picture of a black woman.

01:12:46.000 You know, a black woman like me. 0.98

01:12:47.000 It was really hard to do a short story.

01:12:50.000 In fact, before doing a short story, just with it's really hard to do a short story.

01:13:03.000 What's this called?

01:13:03.000 Domestic imperialism?

01:13:05.000 It's correct.

01:13:06.000 And then Third Worldwide is another song.

01:13:08.000 So what's domestic imperialism when you colonize your own house?

01:13:12.000 I could do that.

01:13:13.000 I got three Indians in my house. 0.51

01:13:24.000 That guy took over the greatest radio station in the world and turned it into shit.

01:13:32.000 What a meek. 0.70

01:13:33.000 Written out of history.

01:13:34.000 He looks exactly like the conquistadors that dominated the Aztecs.

01:13:38.000 Like same beard and everything.

01:13:41.000 He just needs like a little steel hat with a point on it and some armor.

01:13:45.000 Wow.

01:13:46.000 I see it.

01:13:47.000 That's crazy.

01:13:49.000 He's just chopping their heads off and rolling it down the steps.

01:13:52.000 The palace.

01:13:54.000 Gavin, you may know this film, but if not, you're in for a treat.

01:13:58.000 Class-based comedy wherein blue-collar Joe befriends a rich guy over mutual loathing of you culture, and they kill a bunch of hippies.

01:14:07.000 Bonus, a very naked Susan Sarandon.

01:14:10.000 I just saw her in a movie with The Rock called Snitch the other night that is really good about a guy whose kid gets caught in this drug thing that he wasn't really meant to be a part of, and he's looking at years, and then the kid's getting raped in prison,

01:14:26.000 and he won't turn his friends in.

01:14:28.000 So The Rock goes, well, what if I find a drug dealer?

01:14:30.000 So then The Rock goes out and entraps someone and gets involved in a whole cartel.

01:14:35.000 Now he has to take down the cartel.

01:14:38.000 And it's weird because he's a snitch.

01:14:40.000 So you kind of hate him, but you kind of understand that he wants to save his son's life.

01:14:43.000 The mandatory minimum laws are very simple.

01:14:45.000 Jason is facing 10 years in prison.

01:14:47.000 10 years?

01:14:50.000 United States versus Jason Collins.

01:14:52.000 I believe in the mandatory minimum laws.

01:14:55.000 Please, I just want to help my son.

01:14:57.000 I found this because it's the guy that did all those other jail movies I like.

01:15:00.000 Like Shot Collar.

01:15:16.000 I just need an introduction into that world.

01:15:18.000 See, like the hero is prepared to destroy a man's family to save his own.

01:15:22.000 That's a weird hero to watch.

01:15:24.000 And I often hate that.

01:15:26.000 Like in The Irishman, he kills his best friend and you're like, fuck you.

01:15:30.000 I hate this guy now.

01:15:31.000 But in this, you kind of understand.

01:15:34.000 See, this is why I don't do the crime because I can't do the time.

01:15:38.000 If my family's in danger, I'm going to snitch.

01:15:41.000 So I don't get involved in cartels.

01:15:46.000 She aged, like...

01:15:48.000 She aged great.

01:15:49.000 Dude, I'd fuck her this minute. 1.00

01:15:51.000 She looks better older than she does younger.

01:15:52.000 That's my hot.

01:15:53.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:15:54.000 The Rocky Horror Picture Show when Rocky is touching her boobies.

01:16:01.000 Should I pull that up?

01:16:02.000 Yeah.

01:16:04.000 Very, very good.

01:16:05.000 If you owned one ball, this is how gay Ryan is. 0.86

01:16:08.000 He heard that his friends from the Bronx that he went to high school with are going to wander around a mall dressed as security guards.

01:16:15.000 And I go, film it.

01:16:16.000 That sounds funny.

01:16:16.000 He goes, yeah, I'll wear a suit with like an ear thing and we'll just like freak people out.

01:16:20.000 And then I go, did you ever do that thing?

01:16:22.000 And he goes, no, they changed it to something gay.

01:16:24.000 And I go, what'd they change it to?

01:16:26.000 They said, but they're just going to drink in a bar.

01:16:28.000 Yeah.

01:16:29.000 And I go, so something gay is buddies from high school they haven't seen a long time drinking and grabbing a beer with them.

01:16:37.000 Something cool is walking around a mall.

01:16:40.000 Correct.

01:16:41.000 It's weird and fun.

01:16:43.000 So I'm talking about Susan Sarandon's boobs in Rocky Horror, and you're like, I wonder if I should pull that up.

01:16:52.000 Oh, that's it, right?

01:16:55.000 I don't drink, too, so I go to a bar.

01:16:57.000 Why don't you drink?

01:16:58.000 You don't have to drink shots.

01:17:00.000 I just don't like the feeling of it anymore.

01:17:03.000 At all.

01:17:04.000 It makes you lose your gains.

01:17:06.000 Well, I'll be drinking at a cool thing, but not just on a regular day.

01:17:15.000 And you haven't shown me the tits I need. 1.00

01:17:17.000 There we go.

01:17:20.000 Isn't he a fact, though?

01:17:22.000 He's bi.

01:17:22.000 Oh.

01:17:25.000 That's like gayer than being gay. 0.99

01:17:28.000 Okay.

01:17:29.000 They are just greedy.

01:17:41.000 My veers.

01:17:42.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:17:45.000 Dear Lorax, Baby Monster, and Jimi Hendrix.

01:17:48.000 Wait, did you want to see this?

01:17:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:50.000 Hey, Joe.

01:17:53.000 Don't it make you want to go to war once more?

01:17:58.000 Hey, Joe.

01:18:00.000 Why the devil did we go to war?

01:18:04.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like you to meet Joe.

01:18:07.000 This is what the American press say: The movie Joe must surely rank in impact with Bonnie and Clyde.

01:18:13.000 Case forward passes.

01:18:17.000 Not really fags, but close.

01:18:19.000 What he like is a little on the side once in a while.

01:18:22.000 I'll drink to that.

01:18:26.000 Scrooing and grooving.

01:18:27.000 Joe, do me a favor.

01:18:29.000 Give us all a break.

01:18:31.000 Four stars.

01:18:33.000 So wait a minute.

01:18:34.000 Blue-collar Joe befriends a rich guy.

01:18:36.000 Oh, I see.

01:18:38.000 That's Jeff food.

01:18:39.000 The best Chinese restaurant in Astoria.

01:18:42.000 Look up Susan Sarandon nude Joe. 1.00

01:18:49.000 That's simp.

01:18:52.000 While you're looking up that, this guy says that he was surprised to see Family Guy openly attack Gavin McInnes.

01:19:01.000 Wow, we got a lot of exciting stuff coming up.

01:19:04.000 Tits and me being attacked. 0.99

01:19:07.000 You're taking too long, Ryan.

01:19:10.000 Not safe for work.

01:19:12.000 That's safe for work.

01:19:15.000 Fun tits. 1.00

01:19:19.000 It's a great, great pair of boobies.

01:19:22.000 Great pair of New York boobs. 1.00

01:19:28.000 She's right in the news everything you wanted.

01:19:33.000 She's got big eyes.

01:19:34.000 I think that's why she's good in movies. 1.00

01:19:37.000 Alright, um, show the next one.

01:19:39.000 The family guy.

01:19:50.000 Okay.

01:19:52.000 Why are you so slow?

01:19:54.000 This is unacceptable, dude.

01:19:56.000 I'm searching for it.

01:19:58.000 Uh, it's the next motherfucking email, you retard? 1.00

01:20:04.000 Gavin on family guy?

01:20:08.000 Got it.

01:20:08.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:09.000 He's got it.

01:20:12.000 I'm going in chronological order, obviously.

01:20:16.000 I'm a horrible person.

01:20:18.000 I'm only one step above those people who really like dive bars and really need you to know it.

01:20:23.000 I love this place.

01:20:24.000 I love dive bars.

01:20:25.000 Dive bars are my favorite.

01:20:26.000 They're so much better than regular bars because worse is better.

01:20:29.000 I know, right?

01:20:30.000 They're my favorite, too.

01:20:31.000 I'm quirky like that.

01:20:32.000 I've got quirky taste.

01:20:33.000 I'm a quirky girl.

01:20:34.000 It seems like we would be perfect for each other.

01:20:36.000 But really, we're terrible for everyone.

01:20:41.000 Funny stuff.

01:20:43.000 But I'm old.

01:20:46.000 So it's not a novelty.

01:20:48.000 I look like everyone in the bar.

01:20:51.000 Gavin, thought I would see what you thought about this story.

01:20:53.000 Norman, Oklahoma High School uses a picture of Derek Chauvin with his neck on Floyd as a rivalry poster with their school's logo over Chauvin, their rival's logo over Floyd's face.

01:21:06.000 High school rivalry taken too far.

01:21:08.000 Norman Public Schools says it is investigating a social media post concerning its two high schools.

01:21:14.000 The district called the edited image disturbing.

01:21:18.000 Our Barry Mangold is live at Norman North High School with reaction.

01:21:22.000 Barry Yeah, Bobby Kelly, the image we're talking about here shows the logos for both high schools.

01:21:29.000 But Saint Floyd, just stop.

01:21:31.000 We've lost Christianity in this country, but we still genetically need saints and spirituality.

01:21:37.000 So what do we do?

01:21:38.000 We saint random pieces of garbage like George Floyd.

01:21:42.000 And now we're watching Christian TV, where one of our top saints has been blasphemed.

01:21:47.000 George Floyd, the principal here at Norman North called the image unacceptable and said administrators are investigating.

01:21:54.000 That'd be funny if he said the principal here at the school called the image unacceptable and hilarious.

01:22:03.000 You better run the rounds on social media tonight.

01:22:06.000 Big deal.

01:22:09.000 Look at that.

01:22:13.000 It's like a random picture some kid made on his phone, and it's on the news.

01:22:18.000 That should tell you everything you need to know about our backwards priorities.

01:22:23.000 Is your next feature about the illegal alien who killed a three-year-old on her tricycle?

01:22:27.000 Oh, you're not covering that story?

01:22:28.000 You're covering what some funny guy made on his phone?

01:22:32.000 That's how you raise awareness.

01:22:34.000 You make that team, the winning team, the Mexican guy, and the losing team, the girl, harsh, fucked up. 1.00

01:22:39.000 But then when they investigate, they're like, wait, this happened?

01:22:42.000 Yeah, it did.

01:22:44.000 It is fucked up, isn't it?

01:22:45.000 Yeah, another trick you should do to get the news interest in you is dogs.

01:22:49.000 Like, everyone was concerned about Kabul, but when they found out there was dogs there, holy shit, did America go nuts?

01:22:56.000 So tell everyone that the whites in South Africa are dogs and that there's dogs in these camps and dogs that can't feed themselves and dogs being murdered and tortured and boiled alive and murdered in front of their puppies and having their puppies murdered in front of them, their throats slit.

01:23:12.000 Tell them all that.

01:23:14.000 And then when they, just as they're flying over to rescue, go, oh, wait, sorry, there's a typo.

01:23:19.000 I meant white farmers and white people in general.

01:23:22.000 It's the only way you'll get them interested.

01:23:24.000 Jesus, that's why they're keeping the dogs.

01:23:28.000 How dare some baby monsters say anything about Ryan?

01:23:31.000 Without him, there wouldn't be a show.

01:23:34.000 That's very nice.

01:23:35.000 You have not hurt me today.

01:23:37.000 Hey, Maddie, how'd you like the old firm game?

01:23:39.000 Get up, ya.

01:23:41.000 Mon, the Rangers.

01:23:42.000 Glasgow is blue, but we are the people.

01:23:44.000 I think Maddie's a Celtics guy, so he was not happy to see the Rangers kick Celtics' ass.

01:23:53.000 Ever hear of the serial killer Russell Williams?

01:23:55.000 Anytime you mention the connection to trans and perverts, I think of him. 1.00

01:23:59.000 Yeah, wasn't that the Canadian military guy who would break into women's homes and steal their panties?

01:24:06.000 Kids' panties.

01:24:11.000 Let me get him. 0.81

01:24:12.000 Lee, stop it.

01:24:14.000 That was annoying.

01:24:16.000 Dear censored, happened, G-Dog and Roguy came across this new TikTok, which is possibly the gayest shit I've ever seen. 1.00

01:24:23.000 Nothing more to say.

01:24:24.000 I'll put some links in here.

01:24:25.000 I don't know if it's one of those things you can just watch over and over.

01:24:32.000 Oh, yeah, I saw this.

01:24:36.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:24:43.000 What?

01:24:45.000 So, this is E-boys, hunky young boys, trying to, I guess, impress girls.

01:24:52.000 Of course, only fags watch it. 1.00

01:24:55.000 And it's them getting arrested because they think it looks sexy to be arrested.

01:24:58.000 Leroy, I swear to God, I'm going to cut your head off.

01:25:06.000 What?

01:25:09.000 That has to be a joke.

01:25:14.000 It's a joke.

01:25:16.000 If he barks one more time, maybe it's gays. 1.00

01:25:27.000 This is like better than Joker Face.

01:25:32.000 How do they do the siren lights?

01:25:34.000 Is that like an app on your phone or something?

01:25:35.000 You could do that, sure.

01:25:37.000 Let me see.

01:25:38.000 Is that all of them?

01:25:39.000 There's one more.

01:25:40.000 And they always do the same.

01:25:43.000 What's the...

01:25:49.000 God help these boys if they're not gay. 1.00

01:25:57.000 Oh my God.

01:25:58.000 That's one of those things where you're like, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay. 0.93

01:26:03.000 I don't want our children being this gay. 1.00

01:26:06.000 Sir, how did you find that?

01:26:09.000 Yeah.

01:26:10.000 Well, I think with TikTok, 9 million things pour in.

01:26:13.000 All right, let's get down to the final vid.

01:26:32.000 Why don't you go get that box?

01:26:34.000 Alright.

01:26:34.000 And we'll do an unmasking.

01:26:39.000 How do they...

01:26:40.000 Why are we getting boxes?

01:26:43.000 I mean, an unboxing.

01:26:49.000 Don't say any addresses, but does it come from a familiar place?

01:26:57.000 Where is it from?

01:27:06.000 Is this a bomb?

01:27:09.000 I should open it.

01:27:10.000 Yeah, you should open it.

01:27:11.000 You don't.

01:27:11.000 Your life's worth less than a bit.

01:27:16.000 I'm under no delusion that that's not the truth.

01:27:20.000 Okay, I'm gonna put a helmet on.

01:27:22.000 That'll help.

01:27:29.000 Put on some helmet music.

01:27:54.000 I think you showed the address.

01:28:19.000 Oh, it's a kid from Tactical Walls.

01:28:23.000 Oh, cool.

01:28:29.000 Appreciate your patience with my torturous stories.

01:28:34.000 The 48 Laws of Power.

01:28:37.000 Very popular book with prisoners.

01:28:43.000 Thoughts and prayers.

01:28:44.000 Make a full speedy recovery.

01:28:46.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:28:48.000 P.S. Thanks for reminding me of the fourth law.

01:28:53.000 Let's see what the fourth law is.

01:28:57.000 Law.

01:28:58.000 Wait, where'd my glasses go?

01:29:05.000 Law 4.

01:29:10.000 Always say less than necessary.

01:29:12.000 When you're trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear and the less in control.

01:29:18.000 Even if you're saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it a vague, open-ended, and sphinx-like.

01:29:23.000 Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less.

01:29:26.000 The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.

01:29:30.000 That's true.

01:29:32.000 I have to go poo now because no one knows our address.

01:29:37.000 And I thought, I could just see the headlines.

01:29:39.000 Gavin McInnes blows himself up on live TV.

01:29:44.000 All right, so we're here ready for the final video.

01:29:46.000 Let's check it out.

01:29:50.000 Oh, a guy caught a snake.

01:29:52.000 I got a snake.

01:29:54.000 I got a snake.

01:29:55.000 I got a snake.

01:29:56.000 I got a snake.

01:29:59.000 On the guys, I got a snake, folks.

01:30:01.000 On the bro.

01:30:03.000 On the bro.

01:30:05.000 I'm just letting y'all know.

01:30:07.000 This that new killer.

01:30:09.000 It's that boy.

01:30:11.000 Hell yeah.

01:30:13.000 Now I'm, bro, I better get hella views for this nigga. 0.99

01:30:16.000 Look, I got a snake, y'all, and this motherfucker Raw was here. 1.00

01:30:19.000 His name Roger.

01:30:20.000 Now, I ain't gonna name that nigga Roger. 1.00

01:30:23.000 What y'all on?

01:30:25.000 I got a snake, folk.

01:30:27.000 I got a whole fucking snake.

01:30:29.000 This bitch tried to bite me earlier, though. 1.00

01:30:32.000 I had to whoop his ass, but you feel me?

01:30:38.000 Yeah.

01:30:40.000 Yeah.

01:30:42.000 Mm-hmm.

01:30:45.000 Bite they ass, nigga. 1.00

01:30:47.000 Got a whole snake in this bitch. 1.00

01:30:49.000 Bro.

01:30:56.000 Let's get hot.

01:30:57.000 I got a blunt.

01:30:57.000 I just got to go get it.

01:31:01.000 He finna bite the shit out of somebody.

01:31:03.000 He better not bite me.

01:31:04.000 Amen.

01:31:14.000 I know you were worried.

01:31:15.000 Is this going to deliver?

01:31:16.000 Boy, does it deliver?

01:31:17.000 Did you see one of the last frames there?

01:31:20.000 He's floating through the air.

01:31:24.000 Shut up, Leroy.

01:31:28.000 Hey, man.

01:31:33.000 Yeah.

01:31:34.000 Oh, I think he's got his hands on the bars and he's like pushing himself down there.

01:31:40.000 Good kid.

01:31:41.000 Yes, garter snakes will bite. 1.00

01:31:43.000 I remember as a kid, we used to catch them all the time.

01:31:45.000 And then when I saw one's fang sink into this part of my skin, I was fucking freaking out. 0.97

01:31:49.000 It's very freaky to be bitten by a snake, but you should probably not brag about how badass you are when you're holding one.

01:31:57.000 That's it.

01:31:58.000 Have a great weekend, you guys.

01:31:59.000 And as you'll notice, as we go through all this hypocrisy in the media, you see that how valuable this show can be.

01:32:06.000 Not because I'm some sort of fantastic journalist, but because I simply tell the truth.

01:32:12.000 And it doesn't take a lot of research to see that We Spa isn't about transphobia.

01:32:17.000 It's about justifying perversions.

01:32:20.000 And the media bitching about some stupid meme on a kid's phone while illegal aliens are running over our children. 0.67

01:32:28.000 In all of these cases, the weak are being ignored to justify the gods, our new gods, our new pillars of destiny, which is political correctness.

01:32:42.000 So as we pray to these blasphemous representations of justice, real justice is ignored.

01:32:49.000 And that's because we're losing our faith.

01:32:51.000 We're losing our Western chauvinism.

01:32:53.000 We're losing the fact that we worked hard to get here and we've earned everything that we have.

01:32:59.000 So let's enjoy our weekend, enjoy the spoils of all our hard work, and have a drink on me.

01:33:07.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:33:12.000 Not even Tony Fauci still pretends that masks are medically necessary.

01:33:16.000 Instead, masks are purely a sign of political obedience.

01:33:20.000 We wear them because we have to.

01:33:21.000 The only people who wear masks voluntarily outside are zealots and marathons.

01:33:25.000 Science shows there is no reason for you to be wearing them.

01:33:28.000 So next time you see someone in a mask, do not hesitate.

01:33:31.000 Politely but firmly.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 03, 2021

S04E25 - PRECIOUS CHILD

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