Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E35 - THE DARKNESS EPISODE

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Run with Gavin McGuinness. 0.99

00:00:20.000 Killings of farmers or white farmers.

00:00:22.000 Are there no land there? 0.93

00:00:25.000 This is just an example of how bad he is at the Hill.

00:00:28.000 This is all part of a racist conspiracy.

00:00:35.000 It's really wonderful.

00:00:38.000 With regards to South African white farmers, I think two of them perhaps might have been killed in some instance.

00:00:45.000 Morally debased neo-Nazi propaganda that white farmers are being killed in South Africa when in fact that is not true.

00:00:55.000 Nickling Russ. 0.98

00:00:56.000 It's an absolute debunish.

00:00:58.000 It's so true after he goes to South Africa to help out those white farmers that the president mistakenly told people are being hunted down and killed and having their lands died.

00:01:10.000 It's all about diversity.

00:01:14.000 The prevailing voice in the public is that there is a need to explicitly make room for expropriation without compensation to take place.

00:01:22.000 Just paint the picture for us.

00:01:24.000 How bad is it?

00:01:31.000 It's so bad, I don't recommend you Google it.

00:01:49.000 We are coming for you and we are going to get everything that you owe. 0.99

00:01:54.000 You are cutting the throat of whiteness. 1.00

00:01:58.000 We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet. 1.00

00:02:19.000 The country was overjoyed if you people destruction, boys. 1.00

00:02:32.000 He's going to turn South Africa into hell. 0.99

00:02:36.000 Are you ready for destruction, boys?

00:02:43.000 I mean, it feels like a sin to turn that off.

00:02:49.000 Focused.

00:02:52.000 Why is that not focused?

00:02:53.000 Because the cameras are out.

00:02:56.000 Oh.

00:03:00.000 I should get a mirror in my office.

00:03:02.000 The first time I see myself, usually, is on the air.

00:03:07.000 Folks, this is a dark episode.

00:03:09.000 That's why I'm wearing all black.

00:03:11.000 This is going to be the evil episode.

00:03:13.000 I like to stay positive, and I want you at the end of the show to feel jazzed.

00:03:20.000 I'm so glad you got up, Brian, so we can see that extra six inches of blackness that you're wearing. 1.00

00:03:25.000 All black, baby. 0.98

00:03:28.000 But every once in a while, the darkness piles up, and we got to have a goth episode.

00:03:34.000 What's happening here?

00:03:36.000 So, ladies, if you're faint of heart, don't watch this episode.

00:03:43.000 And hairdressers, if you're frustrated by loose ends, then I would also not watch it. 0.73

00:03:49.000 It's going to get shitty. 0.93

00:03:51.000 That opening there with white genocide, which one or two, that guy at the beginning, what's his name? 0.96

00:03:58.000 Eddie Baum or whatever?

00:03:59.000 The guy who said, America is not unique in its racism.

00:04:05.000 As all the white people went, uh-huh, mm-hmm.

00:04:08.000 Our theory here on this show is that his glasses are not prescription.

00:04:13.000 We firmly believe that they are just glass and nothing's actually happening there.

00:04:20.000 He just likes to look intellectual.

00:04:23.000 That is our belief, and we are sticking to it. 1.00

00:04:26.000 He's an absolute fucking clown. 1.00

00:04:28.000 And that actually is a good idea. 1.00

00:04:30.000 Let's look into how many farmers.

00:04:33.000 Because there's been two slaughters, right?

00:04:35.000 There's the ongoing one in South Africa, but there was also the revolution in Rhodesia that led to Zimbabwe.

00:04:42.000 And the only excuse I've heard, I haven't heard the it's only two or it's not happening. 0.92

00:04:47.000 That one's pretty fucking rare.

00:04:50.000 But I have heard that, well, it's just crime. 0.98

00:04:53.000 And it's a crime-ridden place.

00:04:56.000 No.

00:04:57.000 The sadism of the crime.

00:04:59.000 Taking a 10-year-old boy and putting him in it, boiling him alive.

00:05:03.000 Now, it's not easy to boil someone alive.

00:05:05.000 You need a big, big vat.

00:05:08.000 So what they did is they had a large, I think it was a feeding bowl, and they put the 10-year-old boy in it, and then they would boil water on the stove and pour it on him and scalded him to death.

00:05:17.000 It's hard to talk about this and not cry.

00:05:21.000 Scalded him to death in front of his family who were tied to chairs and have to watch this. 0.99

00:05:26.000 One of the things, one of their trademarks is to rape the women and children, murder them slowly, slit their throats, and then not kill the father. 1.00

00:05:34.000 So he ends up killing himself because of what he saw, and he can't handle the fucking trauma. 1.00

00:05:41.000 They slice their skin off. 1.00

00:05:44.000 They torture them to death slowly. 1.00

00:05:47.000 Rape is a must-have. 0.99

00:05:48.000 And then they get the farm and they do nothing with it because they don't know how to farm.

00:05:52.000 And the breadbasket of Africa, South Africa, becomes nothing. 0.95

00:05:59.000 I think 10% of the farms they stole don't become just a complete shithole, but that 10% is just self-sufficient farming, meaning it just feeds the initial family that runs the farm. 0.98

00:06:12.000 Meaning like a few fucking things, a lettuce and a carrot. 0.95

00:06:16.000 Not rows and rows of tobacco like it used to be. 0.99

00:06:19.000 70,000 horrific murders of South African white farmers and families by rape and torture since apartheid ended.

00:06:26.000 70,000, not two.

00:06:30.000 Eddie Baum? 1.00

00:06:32.000 What is his fucking name, that guy? 0.99

00:06:36.000 I don't know, but he didn't have the luxuries of the myth and the legend because he had to bear the brunt of them. 0.99

00:06:40.000 That's all I know about.

00:06:42.000 God, as he puked out that rhetoric, they were just like, I'm not getting fired.

00:06:48.000 He could talk about how babies should be sexier and they should wear lingerie, and I'm going to sit here going, mm-hmm, yep.

00:06:56.000 Just maybe, like, why don't they have little fishnets this big?

00:07:00.000 Mm-hmm, yep.

00:07:01.000 And babies should be boiled alive in front of their families. 0.97

00:07:04.000 Yep.

00:07:05.000 What was it, like two farmers?

00:07:07.000 And it's more than that.

00:07:07.000 It's sanctioned by the government.

00:07:08.000 It's sanctioned by the ANC.

00:07:10.000 And as we saw, as Lauren Southern's documentary pointed out, we saw these thieves with these strange tower things, these long pillars coming out of their backpacks.

00:07:20.000 Those are cell phone blockers.

00:07:22.000 Those are not easy to get.

00:07:24.000 Those are got by the government.

00:07:26.000 They also discovered the people who do this murdering have these ANC ID cards.

00:07:31.000 And those ID cards basically identify them as soldiers of the revolution.

00:07:37.000 And now this is an act of war.

00:07:38.000 And now it's not a random home invasion. 0.98

00:07:41.000 Now it's part of the ongoing battle against the evil whites. 0.99

00:07:47.000 Here's the secret to South Africa. 0.99

00:07:50.000 It's way worse than your worst nightmares.

00:07:54.000 It is unspeakable horrors.

00:07:58.000 Again, this is the dark episode.

00:08:00.000 The darkness has arrived, so we can talk about this stuff.

00:08:03.000 But I try to avoid the subject generally because I don't want you puking my whole show.

00:08:08.000 If you Google image it, okay, you know what? 1.00

00:08:10.000 Fine, fuck it. 1.00

00:08:12.000 NSFW, Google image white farmer murder. 1.00

00:08:19.000 You asked for it, Eddie.

00:08:21.000 We're here.

00:08:22.000 I would recommend if you have kids and if you're a woman, look away. 1.00

00:08:27.000 This is about to get fucking ugly. 0.99

00:08:30.000 I mean, it goes on and on and on. 1.00

00:08:35.000 And the hatred for whites is just appalling. 0.78

00:08:39.000 The denial of this. 0.96

00:08:41.000 They do this with white slavery, too.

00:08:42.000 The New York Times had a big article. 0.98

00:08:44.000 They're often killed in the bathtub. 0.99

00:08:47.000 Top of their heads cut off. 0.97

00:08:49.000 There's Lauren Southern.

00:08:52.000 I mean, Lauren said half of the stuff I couldn't show.

00:08:56.000 Just bludgeoned. 0.90

00:08:59.000 Hanged. 0.99

00:09:00.000 Drawn and quartered. 0.81

00:09:03.000 70,000.

00:09:05.000 Not two.

00:09:07.000 Not two.

00:09:09.000 And the same attitude is becoming prevalent here.

00:09:15.000 Look at this.

00:09:18.000 Where is it now?

00:09:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:19.000 Go to 2.8.

00:09:20.000 Jump to 2.8.

00:09:21.000 So we saw in that montage for that song.

00:09:23.000 And by the way, show what the song is so people can look it up themselves.

00:09:31.000 It's on Leaked Reality, Horrific Ongoing Genocide in South Africa.

00:09:35.000 I think that's not the title of the song in the band, though, is it?

00:09:38.000 Maybe it is.

00:09:41.000 Okay, Leaked Reality.

00:09:43.000 Since the follow apartheid and ANC takeover in 1944, thousands of white African farmers and their wives and children have been tortured.

00:09:49.000 And isn't it, there's something fishy going on.

00:09:51.000 Remember that chart that came out? 0.99

00:09:52.000 And it said how you get to violence and death and genocide, murdering of black people? 0.94

00:09:59.000 It starts out with Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder. 0.98

00:10:02.000 Then it goes up.

00:10:03.000 William Petzer is there, who's sort of like the me of South Africa.

00:10:08.000 And I've had him on the show many times.

00:10:10.000 I keep trying to get him back on the show, but he's always hunting and doing stuff.

00:10:13.000 He was in a gunfight the other day.

00:10:15.000 It's the full-on Wild West pow, pow, pow going on there right now.

00:10:20.000 He's on the chart. 0.99

00:10:23.000 This fucking wallet with my key thing in it. 0.99

00:10:28.000 You know the little ring thing that you can find your keys with? 1.00

00:10:32.000 Yeah, that dude.

00:10:33.000 He's on the chart.

00:10:34.000 You've got to find the chart now, Ryan.

00:10:37.000 And then I'm on the chart.

00:10:39.000 And then it's like three pictures of just explosions.

00:10:44.000 Death and destruction is next.

00:10:46.000 And then on top of that, it has like Anders Brevik and real bona fide Nazi mass murderers. 0.60

00:10:52.000 And the group that put that thing together are called the myth of white genocide in South Africa.

00:11:00.000 Just total and utter denial.

00:11:02.000 There's documentaries everywhere.

00:11:04.000 There's articles everywhere.

00:11:05.000 You just saw the photographs.

00:11:07.000 Those were not Photoshop.

00:11:08.000 That was not someone with a degree in horror makeup making those pictures.

00:11:14.000 Let's just deny it.

00:11:16.000 And you know why they're denying it?

00:11:18.000 Because there is an ethos in South Africa and in the modern left, in America and in the West, that is okay with white genocide. 0.79

00:11:27.000 And the way they create a culture where it's okay to commit white genocide is to say, they're going to commit it on us. 0.91

00:11:36.000 So we have to nip this in the bud and destroy whiteness. 1.00

00:11:39.000 We need de-crackification.

00:11:42.000 Did you find it yet?

00:11:44.000 No.

00:11:46.000 It's called Myth, White Genocide, Pyramid. 0.86

00:11:54.000 It's going around.

00:11:55.000 People bring it up to me all the time.

00:11:57.000 They say, hey, I saw you on a chart that's going to lead to the murder of innocent people.

00:12:03.000 While we're looking at the murder of innocent people, I mean, you talk about Orwellian, where up is down and down is up and war is peace, freedom is slavery.

00:12:12.000 I'm talking about the myth of white genocide, pretending it doesn't exist, while telling you that all these conservative people you listen to are going to lead to the genocide of me.

00:12:24.000 And we've talked about this a million times.

00:12:26.000 They always project onto you what they plan to do to you.

00:12:32.000 They're going to lynch us as they recommend lynching.

00:12:36.000 All right, jump to 2.8 then if you aren't capable of finding it.

00:12:43.000 So this is the same mentality here in America.

00:12:46.000 Now, she was definitely raised by her white mother and abandoned by her black dad. 0.84

00:12:50.000 And for some bizarre reason, that leads to a lot of hatred of white women and a lot of love of black men. 0.81

00:12:56.000 Which I guess is self-hatred because you're defending the guy that took off on you.

00:13:01.000 Turn it on.

00:13:01.000 So, earlier this week, I made a post saying that it doesn't sit right with me that there are white people who own property, multiple properties at that, in the United States of America why black and indigenous people are experiencing homelessness.

00:13:14.000 And I want to expand on that, especially for my new followers who are white, who followed me because of my anti-racist content.

00:13:21.000 I'm glad that you're listening to me, but I really want to make sure that you're hearing what I'm saying.

00:13:26.000 There will never be black liberation or indigenous sovereignty as long as the United States of America exists. 0.98

00:13:32.000 If you want black folks around the globe and in this country liberated, if you want Indigenous folks to be able to have sovereignty over the lands that they're indigenous to, then the United States of America needs to cease to exist. 1.00

00:13:45.000 And I don't know if y'all are ready for that.

00:13:48.000 I don't know if that's what y'all signed up.

00:13:49.000 I don't know if you all are ready for that.

00:13:51.000 How are you at farming?

00:13:53.000 How are you at shooting?

00:13:55.000 And by the way, you love Indigenous people.

00:13:57.000 Have you ever met one?

00:13:59.000 You seem to be a big fan of people that you consciously avoid.

00:14:04.000 Racist work is just something you do to lessen the inconvenience of racism in your life.

00:14:10.000 But I hope you're ready for this.

00:14:11.000 It's not for the week.

00:14:14.000 Speaking of Indigenous people, what's a res car? 1.00

00:14:18.000 What is fry bread?

00:14:21.000 What is ae at the end of every joke?

00:14:27.000 Is Boozel out at powwows?

00:14:29.000 What's a fancy dancer? 1.00

00:14:31.000 Can you name any of the different clans that are within a tribe?

00:14:35.000 What does the Native American church believe?

00:14:38.000 Oh, you don't know?

00:14:39.000 You've never met one?

00:14:40.000 Why do you talk about them incessantly then?

00:14:43.000 Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and they think that indigenous people hate whites, so they're part of my movement.

00:14:50.000 Come on, dude, you got to find that triangle.

00:14:53.000 How hard is this?

00:14:54.000 Myth of white genocide, South Africa. 1.00

00:14:57.000 If I pull this up on my fucking computer, I'm going to stab you. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Your job is not that difficult. 1.00

00:15:08.000 Myth white genocide pyramid.

00:15:15.000 Okay?

00:15:16.000 Images.

00:15:18.000 Found it. 1.00

00:15:20.000 You suck. 1.00

00:15:22.000 Wait, I found a bunch of pyramids. 1.00

00:15:23.000 I thought you were looking for the one with you on it.

00:15:25.000 Yeah, I found it in seconds.

00:15:29.000 So, Google reportedly pushing anti-racism training, critical race theory on staff.

00:15:37.000 New York Post.

00:15:40.000 And then they have a bunch of pictures, including one training slide, advances the idea that the conservative commentator Ben Shapiro is a foundation of white supremacy and that former President Donald Trump is moving society in a path.

00:15:55.000 Like, why can I find this in one second and you are incapable?

00:15:59.000 Nope, nope. 1.00

00:16:00.000 Keep going, moron. 1.00

00:16:01.000 There you go. 1.00

00:16:04.000 That took me five seconds.

00:16:06.000 What are you doing wrong? 1.00

00:16:07.000 What's wrong with your shitty garbage brain? 1.00

00:16:09.000 Was it those Bronx public schools? 1.00

00:16:11.000 Yes.

00:16:14.000 So something fishy is going on here.

00:16:17.000 I think they're getting funding from, what's his name there, the Prime Minister.

00:16:23.000 Go back, please.

00:16:26.000 Because this is, it's strange that South Africans would be worried about Ben Shapiro, isn't it?

00:16:35.000 And they chose me, and I've had Willem on my show, and Willem is the number one guy when it comes to fighting for the rights of the Boers in South Africa.

00:16:50.000 In fact, speaking of it being a racial issue, Willem actually gets away from race.

00:16:56.000 And he says, no, this is tribes.

00:16:58.000 There's basically eight tribes that are about to go to war in South Africa.

00:17:02.000 And he said about to a couple years ago, so it's probably there now.

00:17:06.000 But there's the Marxist tribes, and then there's the anti-Marxist tribes.

00:17:10.000 The Marxist tribes are in power right now, and they're winning. 0.79

00:17:13.000 And the anti-Marxist tribes, one of them is the Boers. 1.00

00:17:17.000 So out of eight, only one is a white group here.

00:17:23.000 It's sort of like when everyone tries to make Western chauvinism a racial thing and you go, when you think of the West, you really just think of America.

00:17:31.000 I mean, of course, you think of Canada, Australia, and other places.

00:17:33.000 I even include ABC in South America, Argentina, Brazil, Chile.

00:17:38.000 But you really think of America.

00:17:39.000 And when you think of the East, what do you think of?

00:17:41.000 You think of China.

00:17:42.000 You think of Russia.

00:17:44.000 So it's a white group versus a white and Chinese group.

00:17:49.000 Why is this all of a sudden a racial thing?

00:17:53.000 And when it comes to anti-white racism, they often lump Chinese in there. 0.96

00:17:57.000 We had that Long Island shooter last week who shot, said, I'm going to go shoot white people, and he shot an Asian person. 0.95

00:18:04.000 Asians are included in whites when you hate whites, because they're just as successful, if not more. 0.80

00:18:14.000 Also on the darkness episode where we talk about horrible things.

00:18:19.000 Remember climate night?

00:18:21.000 So last week, all of the comedians got together to do PR for the DNC.

00:18:28.000 And it was all about climate change.

00:18:30.000 COVID is losing its effectiveness.

00:18:32.000 People are waking up.

00:18:34.000 Even New Yorkers are storming the Bastilles and saying we've had enough, which looks weird in New York, I got to say, because it is so communist. 0.91

00:18:42.000 These dummies elected a socialist mayor twice, the most incompetent mayor we've ever had, who knowingly, brazenly, and proudly has destroyed New York City permanently, along with his enemy Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo. 0.89

00:18:58.000 They keep voting for him, so it's shocking to see them wake up. 0.93

00:19:00.000 So if New Yorkers are finally waking up, then it's time to abandon that.

00:19:05.000 So now they're getting big on climate change.

00:19:08.000 CNN made that clear.

00:19:09.000 They said, we're going to stop focusing on COVID and Trump, obviously, because he's gone.

00:19:14.000 So we're going to focus on climate change.

00:19:16.000 And I thought, well, that's annoying, right?

00:19:19.000 And then we discover, thanks to my new favorite Twitter account, 1-2, Amy Therese.

00:19:32.000 I just heard of her now.

00:19:33.000 I saw her because I was looking at Danny Hellman, a fantastic cartoonist, and he had just done a picture of her.

00:19:38.000 I knew him 20 years ago, and I emailed him and said, Hey, I didn't know you were red-pilled.

00:19:43.000 And he didn't respond.

00:19:46.000 So, not all red pills like the G-Dog.

00:19:49.000 Anyway, we can proudly say that on the Darkness episode, I don't have to be positive for once.

00:19:54.000 I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all the late-night comedy shows converged on climate change propaganda the same week as the Dems are fighting to push a $3.5 trillion Green New Deal budget through Congress.

00:20:11.000 $3.5 trillion.

00:20:14.000 Here's something you should try, Ryan, with your tiny Bronx brain.

00:20:19.000 Type out in the URL, what is $3.5 trillion divided by 331 million?

00:20:41.000 Nope.

00:20:42.000 Did you add a question mark?

00:20:44.000 And why didn't you write, why did you write trillion but not million? 0.99

00:20:49.000 So write million instead of those fucking zeros. 0.99

00:20:53.000 Just do something consistent, please, once in your life. 0.99

00:21:00.000 Trillion divided by million calculator?

00:21:03.000 Okay, let's try that one.

00:21:06.000 So it's, what was it?

00:21:07.000 I already forgot.

00:21:08.000 3.5 trillion divided by 350 million?

00:21:11.000 Sure, whatever.

00:21:18.000 Hello?

00:21:20.000 There we go.

00:21:23.000 Okay, blow that up.

00:21:24.000 I can't read it.

00:21:26.000 $10,574.

00:21:34.000 So everyone in America for the Green New Deal has to shell out $10,000.

00:21:38.000 Have you got $10,000 floating around?

00:21:40.000 It's an okay used car.

00:21:43.000 Have you got an extra used car? 0.99

00:21:44.000 What are all those homeless people in San Francisco who take shits in the street? 0.99

00:21:49.000 What about all the crackheads in Philadelphia? 0.99

00:21:52.000 What about the junkies that are dying to the tune of, I think, $120 a day?

00:21:56.000 Have they got $10,000 floating around?

00:21:58.000 No, very few people post-pandemic, post-bankruptcy, have $10,000 floating around.

00:22:04.000 Yet the DNC has decided that it's going to use their army of late-night comedy hosts to make you shell out $10,000 to what?

00:22:13.000 Have a building grow moss on the side? 1.00

00:22:16.000 All this bullshit about fucking green buildings is so European. 1.00

00:22:24.000 These stupid buildings you see in Norway where the top of it is a ski hill and the side of it is a solar farm and the walls all grow grass sideways. 1.00

00:22:34.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:22:35.000 They're all totally inefficient. 1.00

00:22:37.000 They all burn more energy to create than they can ever provide, just like windmills. 0.99

00:22:42.000 The amount of shit, the amount of carbon and gas and coal you need to make one windmill makes it totally impossible for that windmill to pay for itself. 0.97

00:22:53.000 That's an irrelevant link, Ryan. 0.99

00:22:55.000 What's that got to do with anything?

00:22:58.000 More hosts.

00:23:00.000 More tweets.

00:23:01.000 Oh, I see.

00:23:02.000 More hosts, yeah.

00:23:07.000 Speaking of dark news here on the Gothic episode, cool new show on Netflix.

00:23:14.000 I'm supposed to be offended, I guess, but I'm not.

00:23:16.000 I think it's great, great art.

00:23:17.000 It's a horror battle royale type thing called Squid Game.

00:23:22.000 And these shows help illuminate.

00:23:26.000 They shine a spotlight on the way the elites see you and I. And that is as human fodder.

00:23:31.000 That's why it's so easy to cancel us.

00:23:34.000 That's why you can cancel Jack Murphy by noticing that he's standing next to Richard Spencer in a photograph.

00:23:40.000 He should be fired from real estate.

00:23:42.000 Anyone who stood near Richard Spencer shouldn't be able to sell a building.

00:23:48.000 That's where we're at.

00:23:49.000 So we had Hillary yesterday walking around with a child slave carrying her giant royal robe. 1.00

00:23:59.000 And that's how they feel about us.

00:24:01.000 So this isn't that far off from reality today.

00:24:05.000 I mean, just look at the white farmers that are being murdered on a daily basis, tens of thousands, and we get literal laughs from Eddie.

00:24:42.000 Is this the actual show or the trailer?

00:24:45.000 The trailer?

00:24:47.000 The actual show.

00:24:48.000 Ryan, we're not watching the actual show.

00:24:52.000 We clearly just want to see the trailer, which I believe is the link I sent you. 0.99

00:24:57.000 Why would you start an entire fucking show? 0.99

00:25:01.000 B-roll. 1.00

00:25:03.000 Holy shit, you're not right today. 0.99

00:25:14.000 Make it full screen. 0.97

00:25:20.000 Good design. 1.00

00:25:25.000 Congratulations to Netflix finally getting a show that's not about fucking kids. 0.99

00:25:48.000 I would like to not play. 0.99

00:26:07.000 Don't move, it's red light.

00:26:16.000 What do you prefer, subtitles or dubbing? 1.00

00:26:19.000 Dub because you're dumb. 0.95

00:26:22.000 No, because then you can't look at the images if you're reading. 1.00

00:26:28.000 Movies are meant to be looked at upon.

00:26:56.000 I hate them. 0.96

00:26:59.000 The predators. 1.00

00:27:01.000 No, it's the owners. 1.00

00:27:03.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:27:06.000 Let's, while we're being negative and shitting on everything, have a brief look at the retarded left. 1.00

00:27:11.000 They are not sending their best. 0.98

00:27:13.000 I follow a lot of lefty Twitter accounts because I think it's healthy.

00:27:17.000 I actually stole it from Ann Coulter, who watches MSNBC 100% of the time.

00:27:23.000 When she's awake, MSNBC is on.

00:27:26.000 When she's on vacation, MSNBC is on.

00:27:30.000 And it's smart.

00:27:31.000 You should know what we're up against and what they believe because it's pretty far from the truth.

00:27:36.000 As we set out on this episode, we saw that Eddie, okay, we got to find his name.

00:27:40.000 Go back to the beginning of this episode.

00:27:43.000 He's one of the most vile people in America. 1.00

00:27:47.000 He's one of the biggest fucking phonies, total scam artist. 1.00

00:27:52.000 He's an academic fake who's at, I don't know, Harvard or Yale, teaching garbage. 1.00

00:27:57.000 You'd think, wow, Harvard professor, that's impressive. 0.99

00:28:01.000 If your daughter was...

00:28:02.000 There he is.

00:28:03.000 They don't say his name, I guess.

00:28:07.000 Keep going.

00:28:08.000 They might.

00:28:15.000 Neo-Nazi propaganda.

00:28:17.000 Neo-Nazi propaganda.

00:28:21.000 Yeah, Harvard professor, that's a big deal.

00:28:23.000 It was a big deal.

00:28:24.000 You had to be good for a long time.

00:28:28.000 I would say from the birth of Harvard, which Lord knows what that goes back to, 1800s, to the 90s, mid-90s.

00:28:37.000 And now it means nothing.

00:28:39.000 Now you're embarrassed.

00:28:41.000 In the old days, if you heard your daughter was dating a Harvard professor, you'd hope that they were of comparable age.

00:28:47.000 But assuming that was true, you'd go, wow. 0.99

00:28:51.000 My daughter is fucking smart. 1.00

00:28:52.000 Now you'd go, oh, no. 1.00

00:28:54.000 What does he teach?

00:28:55.000 Rock and roll?

00:28:57.000 Oppression?

00:29:00.000 Image search is racist.

00:29:02.000 White collar worker.

00:29:04.000 No, look him up.

00:29:05.000 It's Eddie.

00:29:06.000 It's like Eddie Baum.

00:29:08.000 MSNBC racism.

00:29:13.000 Professor.

00:29:15.000 Shall I do it on my phone again?

00:29:18.000 Shall we do this one more time?

00:29:21.000 1, 1,000.

00:29:22.000 2, 1,000.

00:29:23.000 3, 1,000.

00:29:24.000 4, 1,000.

00:29:25.000 Okay.

00:29:26.000 Let me see why.

00:29:28.000 Professor breaks down U.S. racism, trucks, ugliness, and powerful three minutes.

00:29:33.000 Yeah, that's our favorite one with his fake glasses.

00:29:37.000 Where I think a reader pointed out, they said, hey, I can tell by the refraction of the lens that there's no depth to it.

00:29:45.000 That it's just flat glass.

00:29:46.000 Eddie Gloud Jr.

00:29:48.000 Eddie Gloud.

00:29:53.000 Look that up.

00:29:54.000 Look up Eddie Gloud.

00:29:55.000 We don't want to see that one again.

00:29:57.000 Eddie Gloud Jr.

00:30:02.000 I don't think you should use Jr. in your name as an adult.

00:30:09.000 Look, just click anywhere and it'll be retardation. 0.99

00:30:12.000 Click that one.

00:30:16.000 Is that the same one? 1.00

00:30:17.000 Look at that fucking clown. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Eddie Glutton. 1.00

00:30:21.000 I'm sure you caught the number Corey Booker said, which is sometimes Corey came on.

00:30:30.000 Bizarre spread of people.

00:30:32.000 Spring was by this would be his party. 0.97

00:30:35.000 What the sh. 0.99

00:30:36.000 They're all white spleening. 1.00

00:30:37.000 Yeah, why don't you let Eddie speak, you racists? 0.99

00:30:40.000 Of course, Megan McCain is joining them.

00:30:43.000 Party ultimate looks.

00:30:45.000 She's a rhino. 1.00

00:30:47.000 Fuck her. 1.00

00:30:49.000 Should President Biden be leaning harder? 1.00

00:30:51.000 Are you surprised he's not leaning harder to get this bipartisan impression?

00:30:53.000 I would think he would need a signing ceremony yesterday.

00:30:56.000 Absolutely.

00:30:57.000 President Biden understood that he was in a moment where he needed to be a transformative president.

00:31:02.000 It feels like we're in a political groundhog day, right?

00:31:06.000 We've just experienced a pandemic.

00:31:08.000 We're still in it.

00:31:09.000 Close to 700,000 Americans are dead.

00:31:12.000 The pandemic has revealed, it was like a blue dye into the social and political body of the United States.

00:31:17.000 And that alongside of the threat that Trumpism presented to our democracy, it revealed all sorts of troubles across every aspect of every time.

00:31:27.000 And our response bears a striking resemblance to the very logic that informed how we've governed for the last 40 years.

00:31:36.000 So I understand we're who we are. 0.99

00:31:42.000 Damn. 0.98

00:31:44.000 You know, I mean, it seems to me, we're talking about a figure, a number, 3.5. 0.99

00:31:49.000 Right.

00:31:50.000 America's in trouble.

00:31:52.000 And what are politicians doing?

00:31:54.000 But haggling over, it seems to me the elements of an ideology that has revealed itself to be bankrupt.

00:32:00.000 That's my best friend.

00:32:04.000 Absolutely.

00:32:04.000 Absolutely nothing.

00:32:05.000 You just said America is racist and always has been, and we have to look at ourselves, turn a mirror to ourselves.

00:32:11.000 He's also like, why are you bickering over a number?

00:32:13.000 I don't know, because it's $10,000 a person.

00:32:16.000 Climate change. 1.00

00:32:17.000 I don't want a $10,000 bill, Eddie, you fucking clown. 1.00

00:32:21.000 What is he a professor of at Princeton? 1.00

00:32:24.000 Look at that.

00:32:24.000 He had to get his glasses off his face because they were annoying him.

00:32:27.000 Because he doesn't need them.

00:32:30.000 Eddie Gowd, professor of African American studies.

00:32:34.000 Correct.

00:32:35.000 Yes.

00:32:36.000 He's an intellectual.

00:32:37.000 Let me guess.

00:32:38.000 His PhD was called Growing Up Black in whatever state he grew up in, Alabama.

00:32:44.000 And it's a big pile of research he did where he talked about his grandmother, who was really his guiding light throughout his life, old Mama Jama Jackson, and how she taught him that you need to forgive white people for their sins,

00:33:01.000 or it will eat away at you.

00:33:04.000 She said resentment for this racist system we live in is like drinking poison and hope the other person dies. 0.87

00:33:10.000 And it took him a long time to accept whites and their sins. 1.00

00:33:16.000 But he finally did because he's just that kind of guy.

00:33:20.000 You, sir, just earned a doctorate.

00:33:22.000 Does Princeton interest you?

00:33:24.000 We could try Harvard and Yale.

00:33:26.000 How about Princeton?

00:33:28.000 Princeton would be fine.

00:33:30.000 I would like to lock myself in on a 30-year contract and get an MSNBC contributorship, if I may. 0.99

00:33:36.000 Yes, you may, Eddie, because you're a retard. 1.00

00:33:39.000 And you sound profound, and that's all we need. 1.00

00:33:45.000 Okay, retarded left. 1.00

00:33:48.000 We should probably get a bumper for this at some point, because I like to check in them.

00:33:53.000 They all have their guys.

00:33:54.000 There's Sandy Backham, Amy Siskin.

00:33:58.000 Usually the women that you follow are just constantly retweeting men, especially on the left, because they have no original thoughts of their own. 0.91

00:34:06.000 So the men that they tend to retweet, one of them that's very popular is Don Winslow.

00:34:13.000 He's a guy who cropped his bald head out of his avatar so you can pretend he's as cold as Tim Cast is and needs a wool hat 24 hours a day.

00:34:21.000 But what Don Winslow does is he writes shitty airport books that are for divorced men who are down on their luck and just getting through a probation for a DUI. 0.93

00:34:34.000 City on fire. 0.88

00:34:36.000 It's important for Don that the world can, America especially, can get into the mindset that we're all going to die and domestic terror is huge.

00:34:46.000 So he invents fake political beliefs that are all alarmism and all about proud boys and Nazis and danger in order to sell more books.

00:34:57.000 He's an alarmist and he writes fiction for a living. 0.97

00:35:02.000 In other words, he's a professional liar. 1.00

00:35:04.000 In other words, the guy's full of shit. 1.00

00:35:07.000 So he tweeted this out. 1.00

00:35:10.000 And, you know, you got to learn to speak liberal, which is why Ann is so wise to watch all that shit. 1.00

00:35:21.000 Yesterday in NYC, the gym collective was providing food, clothes, and other supplies for those in need. 0.99

00:35:28.000 This is how the NYPD responded.

00:35:31.000 That looks pretty bad, doesn't it?

00:35:34.000 What happened?

00:35:35.000 They set out a table in Brooklyn.

00:35:37.000 I think this is in Bushwick.

00:35:40.000 And they just had like toilet paper and shirts and underwear for the poor.

00:35:43.000 Well, I don't approve of that.

00:35:46.000 We've got a, we're in a rough situation here in New York City.

00:35:52.000 The social state has let us down.

00:35:54.000 The infrastructure has let us down.

00:35:56.000 If someone wants to move in and start helping people, you know, like the way the church does, the way the Knights of Columbus do, then why would the police get in their way? 0.96

00:36:04.000 Oh, that's because it's a bunch of fucking anarchist squatters that just took over this guy's storefront. 0.95

00:36:14.000 And they decided that was going to be their little anarcho-collective. 0.99

00:36:18.000 The landlord doesn't like that, believe it or not. 0.88

00:36:20.000 I don't know if you own any property, but if you're renting it out or if you want it to get rented out, you don't really want a bunch of disgusting, smelly Antifa in there pretending that they're saving the world. 0.99

00:36:34.000 The landlord doesn't give a shit what they're up to. 0.99

00:36:37.000 Oh, this is it, Ryan. 0.99

00:36:39.000 Yes.

00:36:40.000 And here's the other weird thing.

00:36:42.000 This is from mid-July.

00:36:43.000 You can tell by the way they're dressed. 0.99

00:36:45.000 So why is this moron Don Winslow talking about it now? 0.99

00:36:51.000 So just like, well, this is from like yesterday. 0.99

00:36:53.000 He just discovers this and he goes, the real tragedy is that there will be no consequences. 0.69

00:36:58.000 The NYPD has been allowed to beat the shit out of people and commit all kinds of heinous crimes without any consequences for so many years. 0.73

00:37:06.000 Yeah, if there's one group you need to worry about, it's the NYPD in New York. 0.97

00:37:11.000 Not the gangs who are murdering a person a day in East New York.

00:37:16.000 It's...

00:37:17.000 Look at this guy. 1.00

00:37:18.000 Fuck rent. 1.00

00:37:20.000 I mean, what are the police for if they're not for protecting private property? 1.00

00:37:26.000 That's the deal we set up.

00:37:29.000 I'm going to say 200,000 years ago, roughly?

00:37:33.000 I'm going to guard my cave.

00:37:34.000 Can you look after my cave while I go hunt a woolly mammoth?

00:37:39.000 So go back to Don's tweet.

00:37:42.000 They just accept gross police corruption in New York City as a part of life.

00:37:46.000 You may want to check out my new book, City of Lies, where I make up a bunch of lies about a city that sounds kind of exciting and it makes your boring six-hour plane journey go.

00:37:59.000 Look at that other guy right above my head, anti-fascist. 0.97

00:38:02.000 He's this ugly little Jewish man who wants you to think that he's a badass rapper. 1.00

00:38:07.000 And that's the most flattering picture imaginable. 0.99

00:38:13.000 But all his tweets are about how evil police are.

00:38:17.000 And he's like, police have killed 800 people so far this year.

00:38:21.000 That's more than France, Ireland, and Denmark combined.

00:38:30.000 And you're like, wow.

00:38:32.000 Yeah, there's that one.

00:38:34.000 No explanation on why these people were killed.

00:38:37.000 No, not that one.

00:38:38.000 Keep going.

00:38:40.000 Keep going.

00:38:44.000 All right, anyway, what he does is he accidentally lists a bunch of all-white cities.

00:38:49.000 And he says, there's been so many murders in Detroit.

00:38:52.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:38:54.000 U.S. police kill far more civilians annually than any other wealthy country.

00:38:58.000 This is a life Without race, has it occurred to you, sir, that the one country you listed there has way more blacks than all of those other countries combined? 0.96

00:39:11.000 You call it wealthy countries, but what you fail to see is that they're all white countries. 0.98

00:39:17.000 You see, in the United States, you have that many people running at cops with guns, with knives, with cars.

00:39:27.000 They're not innocent people going to get Skittles, my friend.

00:39:30.000 There's no blacks in the Netherlands, and there's no cops killing people.

00:39:35.000 Japan killed two.

00:39:38.000 New Zealand, Iceland, and Norway, what do they have in common?

00:39:42.000 I'll give you a clue.

00:39:43.000 It starts with N, and it ends with O blacks. 1.00

00:39:49.000 Another guy they love is Ron Filipkowski. 1.00

00:39:55.000 They're all ugly. 1.00

00:39:56.000 They're all bald. 1.00

00:39:57.000 They're all losers. 1.00

00:39:58.000 The Federalists posting a photo in today's story of the Prowboys in Portland last month overturning a van claiming it's Antifa. 0.99

00:40:05.000 Blatantly lying.

00:40:07.000 Okay, so what's the lie here?

00:40:08.000 Corporate press makes no outcry over Antifa routinely assaulting journalists.

00:40:14.000 The picture's not a very accurate picture, but I wouldn't call it a lie.

00:40:19.000 There's no journalists involved in this picture whatsoever.

00:40:22.000 That van was procured by Antifa, bought by Antifa.

00:40:29.000 It was full of Antifa, as well as zip ties, mace, fireworks, paint, bricks, rocks, weapons.

00:40:39.000 That was a van that went to not a Proud Boys event, but an anti-vaxxer event. 0.98

00:40:45.000 And Antifa went there to beat the shit out of old ladies who were against the vaccine. 1.00

00:40:51.000 Proud Boys showed up. 1.00

00:40:52.000 It was fucking funny. 0.99

00:40:52.000 So true. 0.99

00:40:53.000 To do security, they saw this van.

00:40:56.000 They chased the guys out.

00:40:57.000 I think they shot them with paint guns, shot them out of the van.

00:41:00.000 They all ran away. 0.99

00:41:02.000 They abandoned their vehicle, left all the shit in it, and then Proud Boys proceeded to flip it over. 0.99

00:41:08.000 So the Federalists, I guess, chose a dumb image because it's got nothing to do with journalists there. 0.99

00:41:13.000 But it is a fact that the press makes no outcry over Antifa returning assaulting journalists. 0.96

00:41:18.000 And moments after this incident, Antifa Mason assaulted a female journalist, if you recall.

00:41:25.000 Remember her?

00:41:26.000 And Antifa said, you put everyone in danger by going to Colombia during the pandemic.

00:41:33.000 Do you remember that?

00:41:35.000 So the picture is a few minutes off, but that event had plenty of examples. 0.97

00:41:42.000 But this moron and all his followers go off about the ambulance and how, no, that's not Antifa. 0.97

00:41:49.000 They'd never commit violence against journalists. 1.00

00:41:53.000 And they all believe that it's a random handicapped ambulance because they're fucking imbeciles. 1.00

00:42:02.000 Look at the thread after that. 1.00

00:42:06.000 They're just losers. 0.99

00:42:09.000 Yes, you're correct. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Those are Proud Boys.

00:42:12.000 Keep going.

00:42:14.000 Yes, Proud Boys. 0.99

00:42:19.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:42:21.000 There's Sandy. 0.93

00:42:22.000 Three of my friends were there.

00:42:23.000 The Proud Boys harassed first, but like the Kyle Rittenhouse takes, they left the first one out of the story.

00:42:29.000 They harassed first?

00:42:30.000 It was a conservative event. 1.00

00:42:33.000 A van of Antifa showed up to it to fuck shit up. 1.00

00:42:37.000 The best defense is a good offense. 1.00

00:42:39.000 What were they supposed to do?

00:42:40.000 Allow Antifa to gather their weapons from the van and go out and start harassing the old ladies? 1.00

00:42:46.000 The further a society drifts from the truth.

00:42:49.000 How's that for ironic?

00:42:51.000 Keep going.

00:42:53.000 Proud boy Timothy McVay.

00:42:56.000 Like, it's so juvenile. 0.99

00:42:59.000 I was a moron when I was a early teen political person. 1.00

00:43:04.000 I said dumb shit. 1.00

00:43:06.000 I don't think I was this stupid. 1.00

00:43:10.000 Keep going. 1.00

00:43:13.000 Keep going.

00:43:14.000 Lucifer.

00:43:15.000 That's a big insult.

00:43:16.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:43:17.000 Proud boys hate any kind of gay references. 0.98

00:43:19.000 You clearly have never met one or hung out with them. 0.99

00:43:22.000 The gay jokes are relentless. 1.00

00:43:27.000 Keep going. 0.98

00:43:32.000 There we go.

00:43:34.000 Look, the picture.

00:43:35.000 That's an ambulance.

00:43:39.000 Like, why is Peg...

00:43:41.000 Go up.

00:43:42.000 Look at Peg. 1.00

00:43:43.000 Peg, why are you getting involved in this shit? 1.00

00:43:47.000 Go click on her write up. 1.00

00:43:51.000 Peg Phillips.

00:43:54.000 Can't FBR Twitter ratio.

00:43:56.000 UU brain Christian heart. 0.99

00:43:58.000 The crazy ant your mother warned you about. 0.99

00:44:00.000 I block RWNJs. 1.00

00:44:02.000 I don't know if that's.

00:44:02.000 Right-wing Nazi.

00:44:04.000 Oh, nut jobs. 1.00

00:44:06.000 Trump is a fucking moron. 1.00

00:44:08.000 No, you're a fucking moron, Peg. 1.00

00:44:10.000 Thank God we gave women a voice, right? 1.00

00:44:13.000 And there she is retweeting, Wu-Tang is for the children. 0.99

00:44:19.000 Oh, the way whites worship Wu-Tang is particularly nauseating. 0.83

00:44:26.000 But by the way, speaking of proud boys, they got the guy who shot Tiny. 0.60

00:44:30.000 This is not numbered.

00:44:31.000 It's 1-7.

00:44:33.000 It's between 16 and 17.

00:44:35.000 We were wrong.

00:44:38.000 We thought he had the body language of an African-American man.

00:44:43.000 He seems as white as can be. 0.97

00:44:44.000 His last name is Hispanic, but I don't think he is.

00:44:49.000 Well, I don't believe in the term anyway.

00:44:51.000 Spain is European. 0.80

00:44:53.000 Spanish is a European language.

00:44:56.000 But here he is shooting tiny.

00:44:59.000 God, I hope.

00:45:00.000 There he is.

00:45:00.000 Look, that's not self-defense.

00:45:08.000 I'm just going to stop here and blow off some rounds.

00:45:11.000 So this guy is a radical leftist.

00:45:13.000 If you scroll down, there should be a picture of him.

00:45:15.000 Here's a quote he said.

00:45:17.000 At the beginning of the pandemic in March, Varela wrote, start hurting people.

00:45:22.000 Remember our pyramid at the beginning of this?

00:45:24.000 It was all about the dangers of calling for violence?

00:45:27.000 Start hurting people.

00:45:28.000 The coronavirus is going To provide great cover for a real revolution.

00:45:34.000 He called for people to take up arms.

00:45:36.000 The same month, he posted a rant wishing that both conservatives and liberals die of the coronavirus.

00:45:41.000 In 2018, he wrote 9-11 was good because the U.S. is a Nazi, so we deserved it. 0.85

00:45:48.000 Isn't the U.S. several Nazis? 0.68

00:45:53.000 There he is.

00:45:56.000 Freshly brushed hair.

00:45:58.000 They did not add him in this post article, which is kind of a bummer.

00:46:01.000 I was looking for him last night and couldn't find anything.

00:46:03.000 Yeah, that's because you're incapable of doing your job.

00:46:05.000 It took me five seconds to find him.

00:46:07.000 I think this was only released late last night because early yesterday there was no picture of it.

00:46:12.000 Big League Politics did it. 0.99

00:46:16.000 And then if you look at Andy No's status, which is also listed there, Ryan, just follow the link. 0.99

00:46:25.000 Don't go to his motherfucking Twitter page. 0.96

00:46:28.000 Go to the link I provided. 0.99

00:46:29.000 Don't show everyone your notes.

00:46:32.000 Dude, you have like lime days.

00:46:35.000 The arrested suspect in the Antifa shooting is Benjamin Anthony Varela.

00:46:40.000 And then you scroll down, show the thread.

00:46:44.000 There he is.

00:46:48.000 And what else do we got?

00:46:49.000 There's his live-in lover who looks to be his mother's age.

00:46:55.000 Are those facial tattoos under her eyes?

00:46:59.000 Don't date someone who has facial tattoos as bags. 0.99

00:47:04.000 Don't.

00:47:07.000 All homemade tattoos. 1.00

00:47:08.000 What a fucking derelict. 0.99

00:47:11.000 So, of course, cameras are everywhere, and they saw him go and take off his ninja gear and change. 1.00

00:47:18.000 Keep going down?

00:47:21.000 I think that's the only pictures we have him.

00:47:23.000 That's funny.

00:47:26.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:47:29.000 So please, please put him in prison.

00:47:33.000 How is that not attempted murder?

00:47:35.000 Arguing that that was self-defense is impossible. 0.97

00:47:38.000 But who knows in this clown world?

00:47:42.000 That should bring us to COVID, though.

00:47:44.000 Let's do a brief COVID thing.

00:47:46.000 You don't have to show the whole intro because I only have one more thing to say about it.

00:47:49.000 I said earlier that New Yorkers are waking up.

00:47:52.000 Let's have a look at that.

00:47:54.000 Let's see these New Yorkers wake up.

00:47:59.000 This, if you don't live in New York, which you probably don't, you won't embrace how highly unusual this is.

00:48:09.000 That girl's my type. 1.00

00:48:10.000 That goes my type.

00:48:18.000 That goes my type.

00:48:19.000 That goes my type.

00:48:20.000 That goes my type.

00:48:24.000 Wake up New York.

00:48:26.000 Multicultural.

00:48:28.000 Looks like there's some libs there.

00:48:30.000 If you're comparing it to the Nazis, it's usually a liberal thing.

00:48:34.000 All different ages, all different classes.

00:48:37.000 Great turnout.

00:48:38.000 That's got to be like a thousand people.

00:48:40.000 I'll go to one of these.

00:48:44.000 Wake up New York.

00:48:49.000 Natural immunization.

00:48:51.000 Equal rights for the unvexed. 1.00

00:48:56.000 Is this great?

00:48:59.000 And this isn't all like Staten Island tough, guys.

00:49:03.000 Eled.

00:49:12.000 I saw this meme.

00:49:13.000 You know the meme where Biden is talking to Obama and Obama's like this? 0.99

00:49:18.000 And Biden was going, brock, a lot of people want to have sex with me. 1.00

00:49:24.000 And then Obama's going, that's not what fuck Joe Biden means. 1.00

00:49:30.000 Fun stuff. 0.99

00:49:32.000 All right. 0.99

00:49:33.000 While I'm ostracizing everyone by being negative, I'd like to further cancel a huge pile of subscriptions by shitting on pit bulls. 0.99

00:49:43.000 Shall we? 1.00

00:50:00.000 Look at these fucking things. 1.00

00:50:03.000 They're just white trash guns for people who can't get guns. 1.00

00:50:07.000 And to pretend that they're just a lovable pup. 1.00

00:50:10.000 I've lost a lot of friends to shitting on pit bulls, and I don't fucking care. 0.99

00:50:14.000 Tony Barber from the Buzzcocks canceled our friendship. 0.99

00:50:18.000 Nothing to do with Trump or anything like that.

00:50:21.000 I said he couldn't bring his rescue pit over to my house when I just moved to the suburbs.

00:50:27.000 My son was four at the time.

00:50:28.000 Perfect eye height for a pit bull. 0.94

00:50:31.000 Sorry not risking it.

00:50:33.000 That's going to end our friendship?

00:50:35.000 Buh-bye. 1.00

00:50:37.000 You either let me kill your kid or we're not friends. 1.00

00:50:40.000 Gee, that's a tough ultimatum. 1.00

00:50:42.000 I wonder which one I'll choose.

00:50:43.000 And rescue pits in New York are particularly bad.

00:50:46.000 They're owned by drug dealers.

00:50:48.000 They are often fighting dogs.

00:50:51.000 They are abused because black drug dealers in the hood are not big on animal rights. 0.94

00:50:57.000 They'll kick them around. 0.99

00:50:58.000 They'll leave them in the basement chained up in their own feces. 1.00

00:51:02.000 They want them to be mean because they're a security dog. 1.00

00:51:05.000 And then some dumb cunt moves to the Bronx or East New York. 1.00

00:51:10.000 She adopts it because it's a rescue. 1.00

00:51:13.000 There's a reason it's at the shelter, lady. 1.00

00:51:15.000 Get a fucking other dog. 1.00

00:51:17.000 Well, the irony is, we talked about this before, the irony is they end up living in a shit neighborhood because they're naive about race and danger and white women rape. 1.00

00:51:26.000 And then they adopt one of these drug dealers' dogs, so their double naivete actually cancels itself out. 1.00

00:51:34.000 And now this woman has the correct dog in the hood. 1.00

00:51:39.000 But if you have the correct dog in the hood, please understand that you got to hold it on the shortest leash possible.

00:51:47.000 You better work out and have the upper body strength to walk it around.

00:51:51.000 And you better understand that it's going to kill someone or something at some point.

00:51:57.000 So walking it is a huge deal, but they Don't treat it that way.

00:52:01.000 They treat it like it's a lab.

00:52:02.000 And you know what it does?

00:52:04.000 It kills labs.

00:52:06.000 But anyway, let's just go through a quick montage of the world's most dangerous dog.

00:52:10.000 And here's a thing, by the way, pit bull owners do.

00:52:13.000 They say, they'll go, no, no, actually, labs kill more people.

00:52:18.000 That's like saying in Japan, Japanese people kill more than, say, I don't know, whoever is really dangerous, than a mass murderer. 0.95

00:52:27.000 You don't have to worry about mass murderers in Japan. 0.95

00:52:29.000 You have to worry about the Japanese. 1.00

00:52:31.000 No, no, those are the numbers. 0.98

00:52:33.000 Of course, the majority of murderers in Japan are going to be Japanese because the majority of people there are Japanese. 1.00

00:52:40.000 Of course, the majority of dog bites are going to be from labs because there are multitudes and multitudes more labs than there are pit bulls.

00:52:49.000 But disproportionately, why do we have such trouble with that word? 0.99

00:52:55.000 A disproportionate number of pit bulls attack innocent people for no fucking reason. 0.99

00:53:02.000 So this first one is, oh, here's one that just got into a school and started mauling people. 0.99

00:53:11.000 So the kids are running out.

00:53:14.000 Like, what do you do when this happens?

00:53:16.000 If you grab it, it's going to grab you. 0.94

00:53:19.000 I think in this one, this one person had the balls to get on top of it and hold it down. 0.91

00:53:26.000 We're inside the school. 0.99

00:53:27.000 We got the dog.

00:53:29.000 A teacher desperately restraining an enraged pit bull.

00:53:33.000 The dog had reportedly injured a dozen children on the school's playground before making its way inside the building.

00:53:40.000 And you let the dog inside?

00:53:42.000 Are you kidding me?

00:53:45.000 Oh, someone was familiar with retard strength, and they were able to wrestle the dog to the ground. 1.00

00:53:51.000 It's being quarantined. 1.00

00:53:52.000 Just kill it. 1.00

00:53:53.000 Shoot it in the head. 1.00

00:53:55.000 It mauled 12 kids. 1.00

00:53:57.000 Why is it alive?

00:53:59.000 They're just bad owners, Gavin.

00:54:02.000 You're pro-gun.

00:54:03.000 Guns don't kill people. 1.00

00:54:05.000 Bad gun owners kill people.

00:54:07.000 Nah, no. 0.91

00:54:09.000 Pit bulls maul 12 children.

00:54:13.000 They're not inanimate objects, okay?

00:54:15.000 They're animated and they're pissed off.

00:54:19.000 Here's two of them attacking an innocent old man.

00:54:21.000 Have you seen this viral video going around?

00:54:23.000 God, imagine the terror.

00:54:25.000 Like the irony is if he attacks your arms, if they attack your arms, you're kind of best off.

00:54:32.000 Not your wrists, but like your elbows, because you don't want them to get near your neck.

00:54:38.000 Look at this.

00:54:40.000 He's losing.

00:54:42.000 He's losing the fight.

00:54:44.000 And every time you grab, that's another bite.

00:54:51.000 The only thing I heard that man say was, help me.

00:54:53.000 Help me.

00:54:54.000 Black men to the rest of the day. 0.96

00:54:56.000 Good news on the darkness episode. 0.96

00:55:01.000 They was killing the man.

00:55:02.000 And all I could do was try to save him.

00:55:06.000 Because he kept saying, help, help, help.

00:55:08.000 Luckily, my roommate's Grim Reaper, and I had a sight.

00:55:16.000 I was going back for more.

00:55:17.000 You did all that work with your prey.

00:55:20.000 I was actually there to take the soul of the old man.

00:55:23.000 I left my car. 1.00

00:55:24.000 I was there to take him to hell. 1.00

00:55:25.000 He's a pedophile. 1.00

00:55:27.000 And then the dogs of war came back. 1.00

00:55:30.000 Look, they came back.

00:55:32.000 Neighbor Elmer Levine is a retired Houston deputy sheriff.

00:55:35.000 He's sprung into action, armed with a gun. 1.00

00:55:41.000 Yeah, what the fuck? 1.00

00:55:42.000 Terrible fucking trigger control. 1.00

00:55:44.000 Well, those journalists are being rude. 1.00

00:55:52.000 I told him and his family to get behind me.

00:55:55.000 The lawman had 911 on the line when the dogs returned.

00:55:59.000 He said he had no option but to open fire, wounding one of the dogs.

00:56:04.000 Seems to me like they did.

00:56:05.000 I know a dude that knocked out a pit bull. 0.93

00:56:07.000 I don't know him, sorry.

00:56:08.000 I know of a dude in Florida. 0.95

00:56:10.000 He's a drug dealer.

00:56:11.000 And some guy ratted him out.

00:56:14.000 And so he beat up the guy for snitching on him.

00:56:17.000 And the snitch had a pit bull. 1.00

00:56:19.000 So he wanted revenge on this drug dealer, which is kind of stupid. 1.00

00:56:25.000 And there he was getting into his house. 1.00

00:56:28.000 And he sees the guy sick the pit bull on him.

00:56:30.000 And the pit bull just galloping at him.

00:56:33.000 And he just went like this. 1.00

00:56:34.000 He went fucking. 1.00

00:56:38.000 And the pit bull leapt into the air. 1.00

00:56:41.000 And then in midair, he just went, vam!

00:56:44.000 Nailed him in the face, knocked out the pit bull cold. 0.99

00:56:48.000 Talk about balls. 0.99

00:56:53.000 Here's the opposite of that. 0.99

00:56:55.000 Look at this family.

00:56:57.000 They don't seem too concerned about the kids as a pit bull runs up the street.

00:57:02.000 Look at this guy in the blue.

00:57:04.000 I got to get out of here first.

00:57:05.000 I got to get out of here.

00:57:06.000 And then the last two manage to grab some kids.

00:57:09.000 And the pit bull gets in. 0.96

00:57:11.000 Now, here's what pisses me off.

00:57:13.000 And this is why I bring this up.

00:57:14.000 Yes, there are bad owners.

00:57:16.000 This is what this is ultimately about. 1.00

00:57:17.000 These fucking owners. 1.00

00:57:20.000 I'm not a fan of pit bulls per se, but I recognize that it's shitheads like this. 1.00

00:57:24.000 This guy, that white dude should have the shit beaten out of him. 1.00

00:57:28.000 He jeopardized that entire family, especially those two little kids. 1.00

00:57:32.000 Those little kids should be safe on their own front porch, and this asshole put the whole family in jeopardy, especially those kids. 1.00

00:57:40.000 These animals love little kids because they're easy prey. 1.00

00:57:44.000 You're culling the herd.

00:57:46.000 Look at nature.

00:57:47.000 What do they go after?

00:57:48.000 They go after the injured and the young.

00:57:51.000 So they just let this guy go. 0.99

00:57:52.000 Like, fucking, I know you can't beat him now or the pit bull is going to kill you, but this guy should be criminally charged. 1.00

00:57:59.000 How the fuck did it get out? 1.00

00:58:01.000 If you're going to have a nuclear weapon like a pit bull, you better have razor wire, fucking magnetic fences, locks everywhere, chains. 1.00

00:58:11.000 No, he got out. 0.99

00:58:13.000 Whatever.

00:58:13.000 I guess I didn't have a tall enough fence.

00:58:16.000 Which brings us to the final video, which is what inspired this whole montage.

00:58:22.000 I've been meaning to get to this for a long time.

00:58:25.000 Why don't make it full screen, right?

00:58:27.000 I think we're wasting a lot of Me.

00:58:31.000 No, we're spending too much me.

00:58:33.000 I can skedoodle out of the way.

00:58:35.000 This is the perfect example of what I'm talking about.

00:58:37.000 Inspired this. 1.00

00:58:38.000 I've been avoiding it because I know how much you love these fucking dogs. 1.00

00:58:42.000 But let's focus together, if we can, on this cunt bitch owner who is carrying around a nuclear weapon like la dee da dooti do. 1.00

00:58:51.000 And what does it do? 1.00

00:58:52.000 It severely maims a lab who I don't see how it could possibly survive.

00:58:56.000 It probably lost its leg from this.

00:58:59.000 But folks, if you're eating, again, if you have the kids around, this goes back to the white farmers, though. 0.81

00:59:06.000 I'm one of these weirdos that values human life more than animal life.

00:59:09.000 So I find it much less disturbing to see an animal maimed than I do a human.

00:59:15.000 How many lefties have said that they think dogs are better than people?

00:59:19.000 It's an alarming.

00:59:21.000 A lot of righties do, actually, while we're on the subject.

00:59:23.000 But anyway, NSFW, if you're eating, stop what you're doing.

00:59:29.000 You're about to see a lab murdered.

00:59:39.000 Listen to the pain for the diagram.

00:59:52.000 Who is the punt responsible?

00:59:55.000 Is that her on the ground holding it? 1.00

01:00:03.000 Shoot it. 1.00

01:00:12.000 Look, they lock their jaws. 1.00

01:00:16.000 Stab it. 1.00

01:00:16.000 Does anyone have a knife? 1.00

01:00:18.000 Look at them tinkering around with a broom pole. 1.00

01:00:23.000 If you put your finger in the Pitple's asshole, they actually say that in this. 1.00

01:00:28.000 I think they do it. 1.00

01:00:28.000 It doesn't do shit. 1.00

01:00:32.000 He's in murder mode. 0.99

01:00:33.000 Look at that.

01:00:33.000 Doesn't that sum up the bourgeoisie?

01:00:36.000 Broom pole, spick and span. 0.97

01:00:38.000 They're so naive as he turns that into butcher meat.

01:00:43.000 I know, I'll spick and span him a little bit. 0.87

01:00:45.000 Take it hard. 1.00

01:00:46.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:00:47.000 Boot it in the ribs. 1.00

01:00:49.000 Break its ribs. 0.96

01:00:50.000 Nobody's doing anything to that dog.

01:00:52.000 No, they all have no idea what to do.

01:00:54.000 And what pisses me off is as this goes on, look at her holding the leash like, do, do, doot, do, do.

01:01:00.000 That's her. 0.88

01:01:00.000 This is the one responsible. 0.88

01:01:02.000 Look how weak she is. 1.00

01:01:04.000 Sis naive in her stupid fucking flip-flops. 1.00

01:01:10.000 Peer advisor, whatever the hell that was. 1.00

01:01:12.000 A pet advisor would be helpful.

01:01:16.000 I have some advice.

01:01:18.000 Oh, there he goes.

01:01:19.000 So he's finally free.

01:01:20.000 I don't know.

01:01:21.000 Can a vet do anything with that?

01:01:23.000 It's just a bone at this point.

01:01:25.000 Turn it up here.

01:01:26.000 I want to hear what they say.

01:01:34.000 Come on.

01:01:35.000 Seriously. 1.00

01:01:41.000 Go back to the fucking shit boat. 1.00

01:01:46.000 Hey, hey, don't be mean. 1.00

01:01:47.000 Is that your dumb dog? 1.00

01:01:49.000 Is that my dog? 1.00

01:01:51.000 Where the fuck's going to be? 0.99

01:01:53.000 Excellent. 0.99

01:01:54.000 Excellent.

01:01:55.000 Look, their biggest concern is that she's criticized.

01:01:59.000 Criticize her. 1.00

01:02:00.000 Call her a stupid bitch. 1.00

01:02:02.000 Call her a useless cunt. 1.00

01:02:04.000 She personifies everything that's wrong with New York and its naivete about fucking real danger and the real world. 1.00

01:02:13.000 Don't be mean. 0.99

01:02:14.000 No more mean tweets, America.

01:02:17.000 We finally have kindness. 0.99

01:02:18.000 This is what happens when you try to fucking when you try kindness. 1.00

01:02:23.000 You end up getting killed. 1.00

01:02:28.000 This is an old-fashioned commence party.

01:02:40.000 Pretty dark app, huh, folks?

01:02:44.000 This is my background.

01:02:45.000 This is Scottish.

01:02:46.000 We're Schadenfraud people.

01:02:51.000 Um.

01:02:57.000 Here's kind of a war on kids thing.

01:02:59.000 Shall we show the war on kids, do Hickey? 0.75

01:03:02.000 Right?

01:03:26.000 Go back to that hot teacher with the high heels. 1.00

01:03:28.000 I would not be able to concentrate.

01:03:32.000 Can you imagine?

01:03:34.000 Not that hot teacher.

01:03:36.000 That one.

01:03:37.000 Is that real?

01:03:40.000 Is it real?

01:03:41.000 What are you supposed?

01:03:42.000 No, that's just like.

01:03:44.000 Stock footage where they film something.

01:03:46.000 I would not be able to concentrate. 1.00

01:03:48.000 I would have to rape her. 1.00

01:03:51.000 And no judge in the land would prosecute. 1.00

01:03:57.000 That's how we get back at these.

01:03:59.000 Okay, this is not the war on kids.

01:04:01.000 This is not dangerous. 0.93

01:04:03.000 This is just a fun, silly thing. 1.00

01:04:05.000 Mormons do this thing called soaking where they're not allowed to fuck. 1.00

01:04:10.000 So the guy puts his dink into her vagina and just lets it sit there. 1.00

01:04:16.000 I didn't do anything. 1.00

01:04:17.000 We're not fucking. 0.98

01:04:18.000 And get pruny. 1.00

01:04:19.000 Yeah, like Catholic girls, when I was young, they would do what they called bungie, where they would put it in the butt. 1.00

01:04:27.000 So you just put your dick in a lady and you just sit it there. 1.00

01:04:30.000 And then occasionally a friend will jump up and down on the bed. 1.00

01:04:34.000 Now it's going oh, ee, oh, ee, oh, ee. 1.00

01:04:37.000 So everyone is making fun of Mormons for this, of course, and it's pathetic and they're losers and blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:04:42.000 I'll take it. 1.00

01:04:44.000 At least they're trying, you know?

01:04:47.000 At least there's some boundaries. 0.80

01:04:50.000 Yes, as an outsider, it seems silly, soaking.

01:04:53.000 It seems like they're fighting something that's inevitable. 1.00

01:04:57.000 Yeah, sure they are, but at least they're not being Complete fucking whores, having slut walks and saying, I like to get pegged, and here's my pronouns, and I'm a furry, and I dress up like a lynx, and some stranger puts his dick in my ass, 1.00

01:05:12.000 even though I'm not gay. 1.00

01:05:14.000 The response my best friend never thought I'd have to her telling me she's in a polyamous relationship, considering the right-wing Mormon I was three years ago, with a husband and a transgender woman.

01:05:27.000 What's a transgender woman? 1.00

01:05:28.000 So a dude with a dick. 1.00

01:05:29.000 So this Mormon has abandoned her Mormonism, and she's fucking two dudes, gay dudes, and one has tits and long hair. 1.00

01:05:41.000 That's gross, disgusting. 1.00

01:05:43.000 That's not going to last. 1.00

01:05:45.000 And you were better off with your weird soaking shit, I'm afraid. 1.00

01:05:49.000 Which is the bald eagle. 1.00

01:05:54.000 Which brings us to the non-Mormon world, non-religious world, where writers advocate for child sex and OnlyFans. 0.60

01:06:04.000 Just a reminder, this is my new favorite woman again.

01:06:07.000 Just a reminder that in July, Elizabeth Brüning advocated in The Atlantic that more resources be dedicated to woke Nambla leftist sex education NGOs who instruct children on how to sell whole on OnlyFans.

01:06:20.000 Now, this is a whole show we could do, but I'm glad I brought it up in the darkness.

01:06:26.000 This isn't her article, by the way.

01:06:28.000 That's just BBC News.

01:06:29.000 Click on that article.

01:06:32.000 The children selling explicit content on OnlyFans.

01:06:36.000 This should be registered as a horrific thing, but the BBC lefties just take it as, here's the thing, under 18s have used fake ID to set up accounts.

01:06:47.000 And police say a 14-year-old used a grandmother's passport.

01:06:51.000 The UK's most senior police officer for child protection says children are being exploited on the platform.

01:06:55.000 OnlyFans says its verification systems go above and beyond.

01:07:00.000 There's a range of content on the site, but it's best known for pornography and requires users to be over 18.

01:07:06.000 This is why OnlyFans is evil.

01:07:09.000 This is why selling porn is evil. 0.58

01:07:11.000 This is why porn is wrong. 0.99

01:07:13.000 This is why porn is disgusting. 0.99

01:07:15.000 And ladies, teen girls, if you're watching, you're not, but your dad might be. 0.98

01:07:21.000 You have a change purse when you're born.

01:07:24.000 It's currency.

01:07:27.000 It's about 10 gold coins.

01:07:29.000 That's called your chastity. 1.00

01:07:31.000 Okay?

01:07:32.000 It's very valuable.

01:07:33.000 Everyone wants it.

01:07:34.000 You get that one change purse.

01:07:36.000 Now men, they're given chastity too.

01:07:39.000 It's a giant bag.

01:07:41.000 It's a pillowcase full of gold coins.

01:07:43.000 Dude, if there's a hole in the bag and a bunch spill out, it doesn't really matter.

01:07:46.000 You're fine.

01:07:47.000 Men don't have to worry about chastity because men don't breed. 0.99

01:07:53.000 A guy fucks someone. 0.97

01:07:54.000 It's not the end of the world. 0.99

01:07:56.000 A girl fucks someone. 1.00

01:07:57.000 She gets knocked up. 0.99

01:07:58.000 She has a kid with someone who's not going to be around.

01:08:01.000 Hence no father.

01:08:04.000 So yes, you can make money.

01:08:07.000 You can take your change purse, your 10 gold coins, and at the peak of its value, which is when you're young, unfortunately, under 18 appears to be even more valuable, like 17, whatever.

01:08:19.000 You can dump that out and cash it all in.

01:08:23.000 But now you're broke and your chastity is gone forever. 0.99

01:08:27.000 Of course there's value in it, but don't fucking spend it. 0.99

01:08:31.000 Don't blow your gold coins. 0.99

01:08:34.000 OnlyFans is not me being a bricklayer.

01:08:37.000 It's not someone else learning how to fix a car, gaining a skill.

01:08:41.000 It's blowing your finite gold coins.

01:08:45.000 You're emptying out your change purse. 1.00

01:08:47.000 And that, by the way, goes for slutting around, fucking everything that moves. 1.00

01:08:52.000 It's not good. 1.00

01:08:54.000 And I was surprised to see this woman, Elizabeth Brunig, who's married with two daughters.

01:09:00.000 Every time I look up these people, they're childless and bitter and anti-family.

01:09:04.000 This woman has a family. 0.99

01:09:06.000 She has daughters and she's advocating for porn. 0.52

01:09:09.000 Go back to that link. 0.87

01:09:11.000 It's in the thread.

01:09:13.000 No, no, no, not the article.

01:09:15.000 Go down.

01:09:16.000 Receipts. 1.00

01:09:17.000 Sex ed teacher out at Dalton after masturbation lesson for first graders. 0.99

01:09:23.000 First graders do not need to know about masturbation. 0.99

01:09:26.000 I can't believe this is a controversial subject. 0.97

01:09:29.000 Fanta's presentation, some of which was seen by the post, included a list of the most searched pornographic terms, including cream pie, anal, gangbang, stepmom, and more.

01:09:38.000 One slide cited various porn genres such as incest-themed, consensual, or vanilla, barely legal, kink and BDSM.

01:09:47.000 When did I learn about BDSM? 0.70

01:09:52.000 Probably like 22. 0.62

01:09:54.000 Which included waterboard electro torture porn. 1.00

01:09:57.000 I'm not familiar with that, and I'm a fucking pig. 0.99

01:10:00.000 One part of the porn presentation involved something called the marketability of OnlyFans, the hot new app used mostly for sex work. 0.99

01:10:08.000 One slide included a photo of a pretty young woman who appeared to be promoting OnlyFans type work. 1.00

01:10:12.000 Okay, good.

01:10:13.000 So not only are we teaching kids how to be perverts, but we're teaching them how to monetize their perversions, their newly learned perversions. 0.99

01:10:22.000 They're going to school to learn how to be prostitutes. 1.00

01:10:26.000 That's not good. 0.99

01:10:29.000 Modern porn education is totally unprepared for modern porn.

01:10:32.000 Why is modern porn education a thing?

01:10:35.000 Is a more apt headline, hypothesis, article.

01:10:39.000 Courses to train young people to be ethical consumers of porn have a hugely complex task ahead of them.

01:10:47.000 By Elizabeth Brunick, a happily married woman with two kids.

01:10:51.000 If anything, courses like Fanta's aren't given nearly enough funding.

01:10:54.000 So the course she's talking about was the guy we just read who's telling them how to do OnlyFans and what waterboard torture porn is.

01:11:03.000 They're not given nearly enough funding time or other resources to fully demonstrate just how onerous ethical porn use really is.

01:11:12.000 Without that kind of guidance, how are teenagers supposed to have any idea how to be good people in the world we've created?

01:11:20.000 Let's not tell them not to watch porn.

01:11:22.000 Let's tell them how to enjoy porn properly. 1.00

01:11:27.000 Look at that dumb, shitty-mouthed cunt. 1.00

01:11:32.000 What an evil pedophile. 1.00

01:11:38.000 I'm shocked that she has daughters. 1.00

01:11:41.000 This is not safe.

01:11:45.000 I should say clearly here, I have the pedophile is a very heady allegation, but that article does not make her look very good.

01:11:53.000 I have no proof she's a pedophile. 0.96

01:11:55.000 She seems like one to me. 0.98

01:11:58.000 Now, normally when I'm doing the show, I have my own sort of barometer and I go, all right, this has been a little too negative, a little too shitty, a little too dark.

01:12:06.000 Let me lighten it up with some fun.

01:12:08.000 Not today.

01:12:10.000 Today's the darkness episode.

01:12:12.000 So let's get into some really depressing and evil examples of racism.

01:12:18.000 I'm a black female. 0.88

01:12:20.000 What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off? 0.98

01:12:24.000 Black woman? 1.00

01:12:26.000 This is really inconvenient. 0.99

01:12:41.000 He thinks he's being pro-black by playing that song. 0.98

01:12:43.000 I don't think he realizes that it's white guys stealing black music. 0.94

01:12:48.000 What do you mean? 0.84

01:12:49.000 Oh, David Guetta didn't drop that song.

01:12:51.000 Whoever made it, yeah, threw it out.

01:12:53.000 Oh, right.

01:12:53.000 Okay.

01:12:54.000 That's funnier.

01:12:57.000 At the Jack Murphy Brunch, I was talking to guys about the debate I hosted with Jared Taylor, the racial realist, and R.A. the Rugged Man, pro-black, obviously, rap guy.

01:13:12.000 And Jared ate him for breakfast and shot him out. 1.00

01:13:17.000 It was a shit show. 1.00

01:13:18.000 Sorry, R.A. But then I had an argument after with R.A. It kind of ended our friendship, where I kept saying, dude, Egyptians were not blacks. 1.00

01:13:28.000 We Was Kangs is for morons. 1.00

01:13:30.000 It's not a thing. 1.00

01:13:31.000 They looked like Anthony Kumia.

01:13:34.000 And then he sent me a picture of Tutankhamun's coffin. 1.00

01:13:38.000 And he said, look at his coffin, moron. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Of course, every time we argued, his response had LOL and laughing, crying emojis at how stupid I am, which is especially frustrating when you're right. 1.00

01:13:52.000 So I explained to him that, yes, King Tut did have, or Tutankhamun, whatever the fuck, did have black people on his coffin. 0.99

01:14:00.000 They painted your slaves on your coffin so you'd have slaves in the afterlife. 0.99

01:14:05.000 And I would send him pictures where they took the DNA and they resculpted the face, skin tone and all. 0.99

01:14:12.000 And that keeps happening as the technology keeps getting better, much to pro-black Egyptian fucking black rights activists' chagrin. 0.96

01:14:23.000 In fact, I've even seen them get mad when you cast someone, like, didn't they cast Angelina Jolie as Cleopatra? 0.98

01:14:30.000 And everyone was pissed, all the black community, because they're like, it should have been Oprah. 1.00

01:14:34.000 It should have been Alec Weck. 0.79

01:14:37.000 It should have been Wesley Snipes in drag.

01:14:40.000 Sorry, you didn't look like that.

01:14:43.000 Your North Africans looked like Mediterranean people. 0.99

01:14:46.000 They were.

01:14:47.000 It's just a quick little boat ride to Malta.

01:14:51.000 So anyway, they did some DNA sculpting.

01:14:55.000 And once again, the return of the mummy, faces of three ancient Egyptian men who lived up to 3,000 years ago are reconstructed using DNA extracted from their mummified remains.

01:15:06.000 So let's have a look at these guys.

01:15:09.000 They was Kangs. 1.00

01:15:10.000 Now, the guy on the left looks pretty Arab, Syrian kind of a vibe.

01:15:16.000 He could be the white guy from Kid and Play, but he looks more like an Arab grocer, right? 1.00

01:15:23.000 I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last immigrant grocer on earth. 1.00

01:15:26.000 You ever heard that expression? 1.00

01:15:28.000 Not very nice. 0.97

01:15:29.000 The middle guy, Italian, I mean, he could be one of those super crazy light-skinned mulattoes where people are shocked to find out that his dad was kind of black. 1.00

01:15:40.000 He looks more like Sean King. 0.92

01:15:42.000 He looks like a guy pretending to be black. 0.62

01:15:44.000 And of course, on the far right, we have a soccer player named Fernando. 0.55

01:15:49.000 Mark Normand.

01:15:50.000 We have Mark Norman.

01:15:52.000 Mark Normand.

01:15:52.000 Hey, get me out of this tomb.

01:15:55.000 Hey, I was Kags.

01:15:57.000 I was a Keg.

01:15:58.000 Hey, you know what I want you to paint on my tomb?

01:16:00.000 Some ladies. 1.00

01:16:05.000 Dear stand-up comedians, you have the lifestyle of fags. 1.00

01:16:08.000 You fuck a different woman every night. 1.00

01:16:10.000 What do they call them? 1.00

01:16:12.000 Giggle bunnies or something?

01:16:13.000 I don't know, but he's getting married now.

01:16:15.000 He's with a woman. 1.00

01:16:16.000 Chuckle fuckers. 1.00

01:16:17.000 Chuckle fuckers. 1.00

01:16:18.000 Chuckle fuckers. 1.00

01:16:19.000 He's getting married. 1.00

01:16:20.000 That's good news.

01:16:20.000 He's with a woman for a while.

01:16:23.000 It's weird, though, you say that the life of a comedian is a fag because he says, I'm gay a lot. 0.99

01:16:26.000 He's like, I don't know, I'm gay. 0.99

01:16:29.000 I wish I was gay. 0.99

01:16:30.000 My best friend's gay. 0.99

01:16:31.000 He's talking to a gay guy, making a gay joke. 0.98

01:16:34.000 Yeah, he's just trying to appease the new political correct trend.

01:16:39.000 As an example, tests, person has green eyes with 61% confidence, green or blue with 79% confidence, and they definitely don't have brown eyes with 99% confidence.

01:16:48.000 What are they talking about?

01:16:50.000 Go up.

01:16:51.000 Well, these guys have brown eyes, but they're saying they could.

01:16:54.000 They're talking about how accurate the genetic analysis is.

01:16:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:57.000 So that's a blow to that dumb theory. 0.98

01:17:00.000 Remember the guys that were being harassed for disturbing a multicultural space by having a pro-cop sticker? 0.98

01:17:08.000 To say Police Lives Matter is insulting to people of color.

01:17:12.000 I don't know if you knew that.

01:17:13.000 Of course.

01:17:14.000 I did not know that.

01:17:17.000 But the two girls harassing those guys, one of them is over 30. 1.00

01:17:23.000 Time to get out of school, my dear.

01:17:27.000 So we saw this, right?

01:17:29.000 Keep going, though.

01:17:31.000 Because this is a longer version.

01:17:37.000 Round and round.

01:17:40.000 Wait, no, that's all new.

01:17:42.000 Oh, yeah, with the Asian stuff in the world. 1.00

01:17:44.000 Yeah, the one we saw, it ends with him saying, I work hard.

01:17:47.000 My parents don't give me anything.

01:17:52.000 Yeah, start there.

01:17:53.000 Start there.

01:17:53.000 Whatever.

01:17:55.000 Yeah, because this is our space.

01:17:56.000 We fought for this ship for five years since 2016.

01:17:59.000 You have no idea about the labor that was created to create this space and his.

01:18:07.000 No, we can't.

01:18:07.000 You're violent, dude.

01:18:11.000 Fuck America, bro. 1.00

01:18:12.000 America was creating on genocide and slavery. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Look at this face.

01:18:16.000 Obviously, studying, this is not a space just for studying.

01:18:23.000 This is a space for multiple people.

01:18:25.000 You should study and learn about the 400-year war with the Indians and how little slavery had to do with America's wealth.

01:18:31.000 But you're not getting homework done.

01:18:34.000 You're not getting homework done.

01:18:36.000 We're not getting homework done.

01:18:37.000 You're making people feel uncomfortable, so can you go?

01:18:39.000 It's just that simple.

01:18:41.000 People are feeling uncomfortable by yourself.

01:18:42.000 No one feels uncomfortable but you. 0.99

01:18:46.000 I hate white people thing on. 0.99

01:18:47.000 That's the same thing as being police lives matter. 0.98

01:18:49.000 So you're making people uncomfortable.

01:18:51.000 You can go.

01:18:52.000 Seriously, I'm not going to.

01:18:53.000 What did he say? 1.00

01:18:53.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:18:54.000 Yeah, point the camera revere. 1.00

01:18:55.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:18:57.000 But with the pointer finger, I believe. 1.00

01:18:59.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:19:00.000 That's a new one. 1.00

01:19:01.000 You know what my son does?

01:19:02.000 He goes like this.

01:19:05.000 Not bad.

01:19:07.000 I was just studying. 1.00

01:19:08.000 I pay the same fucking tuition as hell. 1.00

01:19:09.000 This is this white man telling black people, fuck you. 1.00

01:19:11.000 You don't buy this building. 1.00

01:19:12.000 Cussing out black people. 1.00

01:19:14.000 You just proved it. 1.00

01:19:15.000 I don't care where you work for.

01:19:16.000 You keep please get out of here. 0.96

01:19:18.000 Get out of here.

01:19:20.000 Your sticker is making us uncomfortable.

01:19:23.000 Police lives don't matter. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Pops need to die. 1.00

01:19:26.000 America needs to be dismantled. 1.00

01:19:28.000 He proves that he's not white. 0.99

01:19:29.000 He doesn't have to.

01:19:30.000 Just the white people. 0.57

01:19:33.000 We never said white people need to go anywhere.

01:19:38.000 Why does that guy in the wheelchair have a shade on? 0.95

01:19:40.000 I don't know.

01:19:42.000 It's not a good look, dude.

01:19:43.000 It's like a camping.

01:19:44.000 If I was in a wheelchair, I'd have those basketball chairs, you know, with the big wheels.

01:19:50.000 And I'd just be going for it.

01:19:51.000 If you're doing this, you've given up.

01:19:57.000 Karen, you're going to learn about the history.

01:19:59.000 Go ahead, Karen. 0.97

01:20:01.000 The big black people scared me out. 1.00

01:20:02.000 No, we didn't. 0.99

01:20:04.000 You bullied us out.

01:20:06.000 No, we said no. 0.97

01:20:06.000 So I'm going to bully you. 0.97

01:20:07.000 You caused a scene.

01:20:09.000 There they are.

01:20:09.000 You caused a scene.

01:20:11.000 You caused a scene.

01:20:12.000 You are unaware of history.

01:20:18.000 I'm unaware of history.

01:20:19.000 I probably have a further degree than any of you in Tri PhD.

01:20:24.000 So wait a minute, stop.

01:20:25.000 I thought the wheelchair guy was on their side.

01:20:27.000 Me too.

01:20:28.000 I guess not.

01:20:30.000 Unless...

01:20:32.000 We're here.

01:20:34.000 We had to protect the space because ASU wasn't.

01:20:37.000 And, you know, like, we fought for this space.

01:20:40.000 It was years of organizing.

01:20:42.000 Why are you still at school five years after?

01:20:45.000 Change that.

01:20:46.000 So anyways, that's why we're here.

01:20:50.000 Yeah, they're going to make a scene and go talk to their Karens and all of that. 1.00

01:20:54.000 But, you know, it's important to recognize why we have to do that and what a multicultural space means.

01:21:00.000 Because multiculturalism doesn't mean that, oh, we all come together and hold hands. 0.69

01:21:05.000 It means that you provide space and you protect the most marginalized and shit like that. 1.00

01:21:13.000 See what I mean? 0.97

01:21:15.000 Stop.

01:21:16.000 All of their life philosophy, their entire belief system, is based on the assumption that minorities are marginalized.

01:21:27.000 But it's not true. 1.00

01:21:29.000 That means that your entire belief system is garbage. 1.00

01:21:34.000 It's sub-astrology. 1.00

01:21:37.000 If you're not marginalized, you don't have a point. 1.00

01:21:41.000 That whole multicultural floor is bullshit. 1.00

01:21:45.000 The first black female vice president means nothing because she wasn't marginalized. 1.00

01:21:54.000 Whoops.

01:21:57.000 He threatened us that he will go to the dean.

01:21:59.000 We'll see what he'll say to the dean.

01:22:01.000 And we'll see how the dean reacts to this.

01:22:03.000 And now we'll see who AAC prioritizes. 1.00

01:22:06.000 Students of color in our only fucking room in this campus are white cis men who are threatening black students with a colour. 1.00

01:22:18.000 That doesn't matter. 1.00

01:22:19.000 Can you leave?

01:22:20.000 No.

01:22:20.000 Okay, you don't want to leave?

01:22:21.000 That's fine.

01:22:22.000 Perfect.

01:22:23.000 I'm not.

01:22:24.000 No, stay there then. 0.69

01:22:26.000 I don't give a damn. 0.94

01:22:29.000 And you're saying you don't want to go. 0.95

01:22:31.000 You're saying you don't want to go.

01:22:32.000 But you're saying not a minority culture.

01:22:34.000 We're saying, like, ask.

01:22:36.000 What's your culture, bro?

01:22:37.000 Yeah, tell us about your culture.

01:22:39.000 What's white culture?

01:22:41.000 Stealing things from people?

01:22:43.000 No, the university you're in that was formed in Europe.

01:22:46.000 Colonization, co-optation, slave theft.

01:22:49.000 Colonization is all history.

01:22:52.000 What about Africans colonizing Europe? 0.98

01:22:55.000 Hannibal and his elephants?

01:22:59.000 Co-optation, slave theft, occupation. 0.99

01:23:06.000 Black people talking about theft. 1.00

01:23:09.000 You're against theft. 0.99

01:23:10.000 You may want to check the crime stacks.

01:23:11.000 It's not pretty.

01:23:13.000 Who are you centering?

01:23:15.000 Who are you centering? 0.75

01:23:16.000 Black people. 0.98

01:23:17.000 Centering. 0.99

01:23:19.000 Don't speak myself.

01:23:20.000 You don't even think.

01:23:21.000 There's nobody who says what you're doing, bullying.

01:23:23.000 You mean me?

01:23:23.000 No, it's bullying.

01:23:24.000 Then what happened in the times of racism?

01:23:26.000 We didn't bully you.

01:23:27.000 We asked you to leave.

01:23:29.000 I can't even do my school.

01:23:30.000 You came over here and said that I'm offending.

01:23:32.000 Bro, you're taking anywhere in the building. 0.97

01:23:36.000 She just should have said, look, if you want to fight, that's ridiculous because I beat you up. 0.95

01:23:40.000 If you want to debate, I'm happy to debate. 1.00

01:23:42.000 Otherwise, fuck off and leave me alone. 1.00

01:23:43.000 I don't want to talk to you. 1.00

01:23:45.000 Don't say that.

01:23:46.000 That was a great dishonor to her and to her family.

01:23:49.000 Another day of trying to defend this space.

01:23:53.000 Doesn't make sense.

01:23:54.000 Oh, wow.

01:23:55.000 Okay, so diversity is about including more white people.

01:23:57.000 Oh, yeah!

01:23:58.000 Diversity is now about including more people.

01:24:00.000 So you're letting them win by walking out.

01:24:01.000 You should have stayed there.

01:24:03.000 Made them suffer just by existing. 1.00

01:24:06.000 Anyway, she looks like a fucking favorite hooker. 1.00

01:24:10.000 Look at the reaction, though. 1.00

01:24:16.000 Is that 23A?

01:24:21.000 Bizarre statements from three campus organizations behind the multicultural center. 1.00

01:24:26.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:24:28.000 It's a group of graduates, Blah, blah, blah, gender-based violence. 1.00

01:24:32.000 The incident took place on Thursday, September 23rd.

01:24:34.000 Not taking seriously our safety concerns, especially the Multicultural Center. 1.00

01:24:39.000 I got my corner in the way here, Ryan.

01:24:41.000 I can't read it.

01:24:43.000 Zoom out.

01:24:46.000 Zoom in.

01:24:51.000 Especially, despite repeatedly expressing our concerns during the bi-weekly meetings with Dean Aska last semester, administration did not adequately prepare the multicultural center before the start of this semester to avoid these types of confrontations. 0.98

01:25:05.000 What the fuck are you supposed to do? 0.96

01:25:08.000 Have a bunch of tents? 0.99

01:25:10.000 Does everyone get inside a tent to study?

01:25:13.000 We believe that inclusion, blah, blah, blah.

01:25:16.000 This has been made overwhelmingly clear by the many death threats we have received.

01:25:20.000 These racially charged threats.

01:25:21.000 Like you start a fight with someone, you say their entire existence is a lie.

01:25:25.000 Their culture doesn't exist. 1.00

01:25:27.000 Everything they've done and all their ancestors have done is murder, steal, genocide, and then you get mad because someone tells you to go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:25:37.000 Like if you're going to pick a fight, at least be ready to take it on the chin. 1.00

01:25:41.000 Next.

01:25:45.000 Oh, wait, go back.

01:25:48.000 There's a whole little syllabus at the bottom.

01:25:50.000 If you do not understand why Blue Lives Matter is racist, click here.

01:25:53.000 If you do not understand that reverse racism doesn't exist, click here.

01:25:56.000 If you don't understand what racism is, click here.

01:25:58.000 See, I've proved it.

01:26:00.000 There's links.

01:26:02.000 I've made my argument there.

01:26:04.000 That's all you need to do is have links.

01:26:06.000 Statement in solidarity with the Multicultural Center, Students for Socialism, condemns the recent attack on BIPOC students by two racist men.

01:26:16.000 It is clear that these two individuals had it in mind, what?

01:26:19.000 To be disruptive in a space created specifically for BIPOC students. 1.00

01:26:22.000 Yeah, they went there to start some shit. 0.99

01:26:24.000 We want to extend our solidarity and strength to the multicultural and are now being threatened with racist, anti-Semitic, ableist, and sexist slurs for defending the MSC. 0.99

01:26:37.000 As a community, blah, blah, blah.

01:26:38.000 Okay, next.

01:26:40.000 Who else is dipping their toes into the pool?

01:26:43.000 The Young Democratic Socialist at Arizona State University.

01:26:46.000 By the way, I believe the shooter that shot Tiny is also a registered Democratic Socialist. 0.99

01:26:52.000 They like to kill. 0.91

01:26:54.000 Two people entered, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:26:56.000 Displayed stickers with white nationalist rhetoric.

01:27:00.000 So to say that police lives matter, police being all races, is white supremacist rhetoric.

01:27:07.000 Did you know that?

01:27:09.000 If you think police lives matter, you want a nation that's just white. 1.00

01:27:13.000 I'm not sure what happens to the black, Hispanic, and Asian cops on the force.

01:27:18.000 I guess they get sent to their various countries. 0.91

01:27:20.000 But you're a white nationalist if you don't want cops to die.

01:27:25.000 Seems like pretty sound logic to me. 0.89

01:27:27.000 Keep going.

01:27:29.000 I like all this darkness.

01:27:32.000 I'm not going to make it a regular thing, but it's nice to get it out of the...

01:27:35.000 It's nice to clean out the gutters once in a while. 0.95

01:27:38.000 And yes, there's a lot of rotting pigeon shit up there, but it has to be done. 0.97

01:27:43.000 These individuals are infringing on that space. 0.99

01:27:45.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:27:46.000 Is there another one?

01:27:47.000 Who else is next?

01:27:48.000 How about Black Lives Matter?

01:27:51.000 Who's this?

01:27:51.000 Same one?

01:27:52.000 We're disgusted by the events that transpired and the outrage that is circulating online.

01:27:58.000 Like, who pokes a hornet's nest and then gets mad at the hornets?

01:28:01.000 I think that's it, right? 0.98

01:28:08.000 Let's jump ahead to 2.5 and show some blacks behaving badly. 0.96

01:28:14.000 This is in Chicago, I believe, where there's no bail. 0.89

01:28:22.000 There's no enforcement.

01:28:24.000 So why not just steal?

01:28:30.000 Now, what would you do in a situation like this?

01:28:33.000 I would be tempted to scream, we are living in a society. 0.99

01:28:37.000 I'm not going to take on three black dudes. 1.00

01:28:41.000 But if they're criminals, they're likely armed. 0.98

01:28:49.000 You know what would be cool if you followed them?

01:28:54.000 All the way home.

01:28:56.000 Look at this.

01:28:58.000 Insane, teacher.

01:29:00.000 Insane.

01:29:02.000 Oh, look at this.

01:29:05.000 That's what you get when you defund the police.

01:29:08.000 No cops, no law.

01:29:11.000 They could take inventory and then see who's selling them. 0.98

01:29:14.000 That woman was just saying, that woman we just saw, that 32-year-old college student was saying that Police Lives Matter is racist and white people are, their entire culture is stealing. 0.74

01:29:29.000 Then we saw in Chicago a world without police and what happens? 0.97

01:29:34.000 Stealers gonna steal. 0.95

01:29:41.000 What's this thing, 2.6? 1.00

01:29:44.000 Oh, that's just stupid and racist. 1.00

01:29:49.000 Skip it? 1.00

01:29:50.000 No, we could show it, I guess.

01:29:51.000 It's the darkness episode. 0.99

01:29:53.000 I just saw this stupid article in the New York Post, and I just went, it's not going to last. 0.99

01:30:01.000 And then I looked it up, and of course he's already cheating on her. 0.99

01:30:05.000 2.7.

01:30:10.000 Dak Prescott said to be cheating on his girlfriend Natalie Buffett as messages emerge where he's hitting on chicks. 0.68

01:30:17.000 Stealer's going to steal, cheater's going to cheat.

01:30:21.000 But yeah, you got to be really wary of what your daughter's up to.

01:30:26.000 And if she develops good instincts, every time I drop my daughter off at the train station because she's going to the city or even at school, I say trust your instincts.

01:30:36.000 If something feels sketchy, it is.

01:30:39.000 And if you don't tell your daughter that every day, she starts to lose her sense of self and she starts to get lost and then she becomes vulnerable.

01:30:47.000 I would never accuse victims of putting it out there that they deserve to be raped or deserve to be attacked. 0.87

01:30:54.000 And I'm not even going to say but after that. 1.00

01:30:57.000 As a separate note, you need to teach your daughter, your sister, the woman in your life to exude a sense of, don't fuck with me. 1.00

01:31:11.000 I'm not a victim. 1.00

01:31:13.000 I'm Not blaming the victims.

01:31:15.000 You have to get out there.

01:31:16.000 And men, too, when you walk down the street in New York, if you're wearing a Rolex, puff out your chest.

01:31:21.000 Look at people.

01:31:21.000 Look them in the eyes.

01:31:22.000 Don't be staring at your phone.

01:31:24.000 Don't have your headphones in.

01:31:26.000 And ladies, don't become heroin addicts. 1.00

01:31:29.000 Or you're going to get gangbanged by disgusting reprobates. 1.00

01:31:34.000 2-9. 0.99

01:31:35.000 NSFW, this is incredibly dark.

01:31:39.000 Woman, not getting raped. 0.94

01:31:41.000 That's the worst part of this, is that it's not rape.

01:31:48.000 Loading up, around we go.

01:31:53.000 Here we are.

01:31:54.000 That's someone's daughter.

01:32:02.000 Are those on crates? 1.00

01:32:04.000 No, those are those stupid pylons they have now. 1.00

01:32:09.000 So she's being forcibly... 1.00

01:32:11.000 Like, I just wish I was there with two bottles of pepper spray and I could just go in both their faces at the same time. 0.99

01:32:19.000 She's performing fellatio and getting banged. 1.00

01:32:22.000 Is that a fucking homeless dude? 1.00

01:32:24.000 Yep. 1.00

01:32:24.000 Looks pretty homeless to me. 1.00

01:32:26.000 Looks like a homeless 60-year-old and possibly a drug-dealing 35-year-old.

01:32:34.000 Seems like he's doing a great job.

01:32:35.000 That's where your daughter is.

01:32:38.000 Some daddy loved her too much or not at all? 0.92

01:32:42.000 Frankly, I think it's disgusting.

01:32:44.000 What Mayor de Blasio is doing.

01:32:45.000 Have you seen these women in the streets? 0.97

01:32:46.000 They're getting grounded and pounded.

01:32:48.000 I don't know what they call it.

01:32:50.000 But it's despicable.

01:32:51.000 It's very bad, and we're going to put a stop to it. 0.98

01:32:54.000 They're animals.

01:32:55.000 That's animal behavior.

01:32:57.000 That's the way they acted.

01:32:58.000 The zoo.

01:32:58.000 Go to 3-0.

01:33:00.000 This is what people...

01:33:01.000 People.

01:33:02.000 This is what animals do. 0.97

01:33:03.000 They're disgusting. 1.00

01:33:04.000 They fuck. 1.00

01:33:05.000 They don't care who sees them. 1.00

01:33:07.000 They're disgusting pigs. 1.00

01:33:10.000 Sub-pig. 1.00

01:33:11.000 Gorilla Shock Onlookers. 0.75

01:33:13.000 I wish it wasn't a gorilla for obvious reasons. 0.98

01:33:15.000 I wish this was a pig clip.

01:33:18.000 But how is that different from what we just saw?

01:33:21.000 Well, the species is different.

01:33:25.000 And there's glass.

01:33:31.000 Why are they laughing? 1.00

01:33:35.000 How fucking ghetto trash are you to be giggling with your kid when animals start fucking? 1.00

01:33:43.000 The correct response is, alrighty, let's move on. 1.00

01:33:46.000 Okay, I'm going to end on a somewhat happy note, not really.

01:33:53.000 Still racism.

01:33:54.000 But I found a Key and Peel sketch I had not seen before. 0.98

01:33:58.000 And it is fucking amazing. 0.88

01:34:00.000 2-4. 0.99

01:34:02.000 Of course, Key and Peel were raised by white people, and they taught them the subtleties of comedy and art. 0.99

01:34:08.000 And they've retaliated by constantly shitting on white people. 1.00

01:34:12.000 But occasionally, they will shit on black people if it's funny. 1.00

01:34:17.000 Hence the football players' names. 1.00

01:34:20.000 And this particular sketch...

01:34:21.000 Did I tell you the number?

01:34:22.000 Are you having trouble?

01:34:23.000 2-4?

01:34:25.000 Stop me if you've seen this one.

01:34:30.000 Hello, everyone.

01:34:33.000 I'm Joseph Carmichael.

01:34:34.000 That's actually pretty good Photoshop.

01:34:38.000 Was my father.

01:34:41.000 But we are not here today to mourn his death, but to celebrate his life.

01:34:46.000 We knew Otis as a teacher, a community leader, a role model, a husband, and a father.

01:34:54.000 Now, I thought it would be nice to see you.

01:34:56.000 You know what's great about this sketch?

01:34:58.000 Stop.

01:34:59.000 I've told this to my wife and to other people like at the pub without pulling it up on my phone.

01:35:05.000 And it's such high quality that if you do the characters right, you can get the same laugh just explaining the sketch. 0.80

01:35:12.000 That's how you know that you have some fantastic writing on your hand when you could just barf this out on a train and it's still fucking hilarious.

01:35:22.000 This story travels is what I'm saying. 0.92

01:35:28.000 When my father was younger, he was an actor in Hollywood.

01:35:32.000 Going through my dad's things, I found this reel of his work as an actor.

01:35:38.000 I haven't seen it yet, but I thought it would be fun to watch here with all of you.

01:35:44.000 I like how he's not very good at public speaking, because that's how people are at funerals.

01:35:48.000 Great acting.

01:36:02.000 Moshe Goldfarp?

01:36:04.000 Wow.

01:36:04.000 That's the agent.

01:36:05.000 Where are my pies?

01:36:08.000 Ribbles.

01:36:09.000 Where are the pies I put on my windowsill?

01:36:26.000 Hey, see, Julie, you're shining those shoes up nice, boy.

01:36:30.000 Yes, sir.

01:36:31.000 You best be believing my whip.

01:36:34.000 Shining your shoes up.

01:36:35.000 Give me my mama booty. 1.00

01:37:02.000 I also do my own stunts.

01:37:06.000 Anyway, they can't.

01:37:08.000 There's no perfect ending for that.

01:37:09.000 He goes back to Martin Luther King stuff, and then they put the reel in the coffin with the guy.

01:37:14.000 But quality stuff.

01:37:18.000 I feel very Russian this episode.

01:37:21.000 I feel like we're shooting this from Vladivostok.

01:37:25.000 Let's be going to mailbagging now. 0.99

01:37:30.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt. 0.96

01:37:34.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:37:40.000 Let me touch it.

01:37:42.000 My McPuter died today.

01:37:44.000 Died a death.

01:37:46.000 That's no good, mate.

01:37:48.000 It just poof.

01:37:50.000 It died.

01:37:51.000 And then I tried to turn it on again.

01:37:56.000 It stayed on for a minute.

01:37:57.000 Dead.

01:37:59.000 It's from 2012.

01:38:01.000 D-E-D-D.

01:38:02.000 This is from 2008.

01:38:04.000 So I just bought two new computers.

01:38:06.000 I'm all on the cloud anyway. 0.98

01:38:07.000 I don't fucking care. 0.98

01:38:13.000 Perry Caravello Live. 0.98

01:38:14.000 I was curious if you've watched any of Perry's live stream on Twitch.

01:38:17.000 I don't know if you've talked about it on the show.

01:38:19.000 I have.

01:38:21.000 So you don't watch the show.

01:38:23.000 Essentially, Tom Brennan has been pretty successful in monetizing Fury Caramello, and the results are hilarious.

01:38:29.000 Unfortunately, I think this has kind of split up the big three.

01:38:33.000 But I must commend Tomb for helping Perry go from the verge of homelessness to a moderately successful stream.

01:38:39.000 I recommend it as a fellow big three fan.

01:38:43.000 I did not know it split up the big three.

01:38:47.000 I mean, the big three is Mole, who's a comedy writer, and he's busy working with Kimmel.

01:38:54.000 So he's not really looking for more hobbies.

01:38:56.000 And then Don Barris is a live comedy dude.

01:38:59.000 He's not really a technology guy. 0.96

01:39:01.000 So he likes having his ding-dongers at the comedy store where he has all his fucking freaks, which is where I go every time I'm in L.A., directly from the airport. 0.77

01:39:11.000 But like doing live streams, I don't really think that's very Don Barris. 0.96

01:39:16.000 Are you going to pull one up sometime this century or are we moving on?

01:39:20.000 Good.

01:39:21.000 Why wouldn't you Dardie do that? 1.00

01:39:23.000 What were you doing that whole time I was talking?

01:39:27.000 Setting up the White House background here.

01:39:32.000 Looks pretty good.

01:39:35.000 You look like a studio musician from the 70s, or maybe Sammy Hager.

01:39:40.000 I can't drive 55, and listen, a lot of people know 55, and it's a great number, but I can't drive it.

01:39:46.000 I don't like to drive 55, frankly. 1.00

01:39:50.000 Hey, Gavin and curly-headed fuck. 1.00

01:39:52.000 I'm beyond angry. 1.00

01:39:55.000 And he's saying, where in the world is Kamala San Diego? 1.00

01:39:58.000 They're hiding her from the media because she's such an incompetent hyena slut. 1.00

01:40:02.000 Not that I want to care about what she has to say, but her missing from the public eye seems to be nefarious, like everything else under MyPet Biden. 0.98

01:40:10.000 It's really hard to believe that our fellow Americans just don't really seem to care or pay attention to the blatant manipulation from this administration.

01:40:16.000 Did you see the Gen Sacchi press conference where Peter Doocy says, how come everyone who goes to a restaurant, everyone who comes in from Europe, everyone needs to show proof of vaccination, but illegals can cross the border and they're not required to even have a test?

01:40:33.000 And she goes, well, we're trying to do as much as we can.

01:40:35.000 We're trying to vaccinate as many as possible. 1.00

01:40:37.000 And he said, yes, but everyone who comes here has to be vaccinated except illegals crossing the border. 0.99

01:40:44.000 And she goes, that is correct.

01:40:46.000 And just gets up and walks away.

01:40:50.000 Alrighty.

01:40:51.000 Touche, Jen.

01:40:53.000 Touche.

01:40:58.000 You see, Jorge Ventura last night was at the border filming boats and boats and boats of people coming in live.

01:41:05.000 And he said, the only reason I'm going to stop the stream is because I'm going to record it so it's high quality.

01:41:09.000 But whoa, it was nuts.

01:41:12.000 Really? 1.00

01:41:13.000 Dude, fucking bananas. 1.00

01:41:15.000 Here's a clip. 0.99

01:41:17.000 And the last takeaway is we're mean because we're not taking all of them.

01:41:21.000 We've only taken in like 10 to 20,000 Haitians who were happily living in Brazil and Chile.

01:41:27.000 They're not fleeing Haiti.

01:41:29.000 They'd already left Haiti many years ago.

01:41:32.000 Look at that.

01:41:33.000 Bringing kids.

01:41:34.000 I didn't bring my kids that age to Costa Rica just because of the terrain with snakes and scorpions.

01:41:39.000 This is someone bringing them on a border crossing.

01:41:42.000 Can't even walk anymore.

01:41:43.000 He's so tired.

01:41:51.000 That's child abuse. 1.00

01:41:53.000 This was happening for hours.

01:41:55.000 He's just crying.

01:41:56.000 That was really sad.

01:41:57.000 Just boats and boats and boats.

01:42:00.000 He's taking these wristbands from them.

01:42:01.000 They have wristbands.

01:42:10.000 Let me see.

01:42:11.000 Hold on, guys.

01:42:12.000 Give me one sec.

01:42:13.000 Give me a second.

01:42:15.000 Hey guys, we got another one.

01:42:18.000 You guys see another wristband?

01:42:22.000 That's what we've been doing.

01:42:22.000 It's collecting the wristbands.

01:42:25.000 Why?

01:42:27.000 It must be what the coyotes used to bring them across.

01:42:30.000 Coyotes?

01:42:32.000 Good day, sir.

01:42:33.000 Do you remember that?

01:42:35.000 No.

01:42:36.000 This is a very legitimate process, though.

01:42:38.000 Whenever they want to go across the border, they give money, and the government knows about it.

01:42:43.000 They have records of it, and everything like that, too.

01:42:45.000 This is what I've heard from an inside source.

01:42:47.000 Yeah, Vincente Fox started that whole thing.

01:42:49.000 He goes, let's just empty our jails. 0.92

01:42:52.000 They're not sending their best. 0.50

01:42:54.000 They're sending rapists. 1.00

01:42:55.000 Bad people. 1.00

01:42:57.000 Coyotes.

01:42:59.000 They bite you.

01:43:00.000 You think the pit bulls are bad?

01:43:01.000 I mean, these coyotes, they're biting people on the leg. 0.78

01:43:04.000 No, it's from when I did that thing at the Trump rally, and I was interviewing protesters, and I said, you know that 80% of the women across the border get raped. 0.52

01:43:11.000 And she goes, by who?

01:43:12.000 Border guards?

01:43:13.000 I go, no, by the coyotes.

01:43:14.000 She goes, coyotes? 1.00

01:43:16.000 Good evening, sir.

01:43:19.000 Because she thought I meant the funny dog creatures.

01:43:21.000 Dear Gavin and Rye Guy, after researching the program that Kyle Dunne uses, I found out the app is called Face Swap Live.

01:43:30.000 Which is for the iPhone only, Dick.

01:43:33.000 Thank you for your help.

01:43:34.000 Ryan is on a computer.

01:43:38.000 But wait a minute.

01:43:40.000 Kyle Dunne does his show on a computer?

01:43:42.000 He must do it on a phone.

01:43:44.000 That's why he needs Kurt to Skype and stream, perhaps.

01:43:50.000 That's what I'm mayhapsing.

01:43:51.000 But you could also get an emulator, so it's a little complicated, but I got our tech guy today after the show.

01:43:57.000 We're going to see.

01:43:57.000 He's got another program that I could use.

01:44:02.000 Fired over COVID vacc.

01:44:04.000 Say, Gavin, what should I do about my job's forced vaccinations?

01:44:07.000 I'm a 26-year-old woman and I work as a homemaker for the elderly.

01:44:10.000 My boss has given all employees until October 15th to get vaccinated to submit to a weekly COVID test, which we have to pay for ourselves, thanks to Biden, of course.

01:44:18.000 I'll not be getting the vaccine, and paying for the weekly tests will make my take-home pay negligible.

01:44:24.000 Sounds like it's time to quit, my dear.

01:44:26.000 Should I follow the GML motto and get fired?

01:44:29.000 I doubt that I'll be able to find any job that does not require the vaccine.

01:44:32.000 I'm engaged to a tradesman and getting married in the next few weeks.

01:44:34.000 Luckily, he works for a family business and won't be forced to get the jab.

01:44:37.000 My fiancé makes enough to support us without my income, but just barely.

01:44:41.000 Yeah, we'll cut some corners and spend less money.

01:44:46.000 I'm not going to sit here and tell people whether they should or should not get fired.

01:44:51.000 If the vaccine is very important to you and it's something that you believe in, you should not compromise your morals.

01:44:56.000 If you don't think it's a big deal, then you should get it.

01:45:00.000 I personally am not a fan, but I let my kids and my wife get it because my father-in-law was very sick and he insisted.

01:45:09.000 So, you know, it's your call.

01:45:14.000 Hey, Gavman, I'm RyGuy, long-time baby monster, first-time mailbagger.

01:45:17.000 I know you have addressed the 15-second rewind two to three times already saying the function was implemented. 0.79

01:45:22.000 But damn it, how do I do it?

01:45:23.000 On Android phones, it seems the app wasn't updated. 0.96

01:45:27.000 I don't know, dude.

01:45:28.000 I shouldn't have read that on the air.

01:45:30.000 It's boring technical stuff.

01:45:32.000 I know we have an update coming up.

01:45:33.000 I get the 15-seconder on my phone.

01:45:36.000 I guess you don't get it on Androids.

01:45:39.000 Hey, Gav, tell Ryan I found the Sigar Ross song he's looking for.

01:45:43.000 It's called Untitled Number One, aka Vaka. 0.83

01:45:46.000 Ooh.

01:45:47.000 Here is the link.

01:45:48.000 Pretty cool.

01:45:50.000 How did he know that was what you were looking for?

01:45:52.000 He must be familiar with it, frankly, because like I said, if you try to look at the lyrics.

01:45:56.000 But did you sing it first?

01:45:58.000 Yeah, I said, you saw.

01:46:03.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:46:04.000 I like this one.

01:46:07.000 Oh, yeah, this is their big hit.

01:46:09.000 How many hit views does that have?

01:46:11.000 56,000?

01:46:12.000 Yeah.

01:46:12.000 Oh, no.

01:46:13.000 Half a million.

01:46:14.000 Half a million.

01:46:15.000 526?

01:46:16.000 Oh. 0.95

01:46:18.000 Dear Gavin Rye Guy, two trannies on video games. 1.00

01:46:21.000 Jim Sterling's been known as an actual cuck to a woman who looked like a lesbian for a long time. 0.99

01:46:26.000 But yeah, this was just the last straw. 0.98

01:46:28.000 The other is Laura K. Buzz, his channel being even worse than Anita Sarkeesian's. 0.99

01:46:34.000 Just to be clear, guys, video games are for losers. 0.97

01:46:38.000 Stop playing them. 1.00

01:46:40.000 Grow the fuck up. 0.99

01:46:42.000 If you have an eight-year-old and you play with him, I guess that's fine. 1.00

01:46:47.000 But as far as playing alone, you are shitting your time away, and it's pathetic and sad. 0.99

01:46:56.000 Ryan? 0.99

01:46:57.000 Oh, no, I don't play video games anymore.

01:46:59.000 No.

01:47:01.000 I haven't touched my circus freaks.

01:47:05.000 I play a little switch with my girl, but that's it.

01:47:12.000 All the ways in which the game industry is looking to get brownie points for doing it, for encouraging it, and really undermining their own message by how they are exploiting those with accessibility issues.

01:47:28.000 Microtransactions.

01:47:29.000 Microtransactions.

01:47:30.000 We're talking about microtransactions today.

01:47:32.000 Not capitalism.

01:47:33.000 Definitely not capitalism.

01:47:35.000 Capitalism's bad.

01:47:38.000 Accessibility has indeed become a hot topic over the past few years as more and more companies look to the market.

01:47:44.000 Are they both men?

01:47:46.000 I would say so.

01:47:47.000 Let's see more of that. 1.00

01:47:48.000 They're fucking... 1.00

01:47:49.000 The first guy, the one doing all the talking, looks filthy. 1.00

01:47:54.000 His skin is dirty. 1.00

01:47:59.000 Jim Sterling, confirmed cuck. 0.98

01:48:03.000 Is every game not coming to the West?

01:48:05.000 I don't know if video games are making people depraved or if depraved people are attracted to video games. 0.96

01:48:10.000 But yeah, being a cuck is bad. 0.84

01:48:15.000 Cute kid trucker honk. 0.98

01:48:18.000 Okay.

01:48:20.000 My son got a win this morning.

01:48:24.000 Let's see what happens here.

01:48:27.000 I can pull it up in a nanosecond.

01:48:29.000 You can't.

01:48:41.000 You got him.

01:48:43.000 That's cute.

01:48:44.000 That doesn't belong in this episode.

01:48:45.000 This is the darkness.

01:48:47.000 Right.

01:48:49.000 You might want to see this speech, which received a huge standing ovation at the UK Labour Party conference.

01:48:53.000 Young Labour on Twitter.

01:48:55.000 No socialist party should be supporting fossil fuels.

01:48:58.000 We need a radical internationalist socialist Green New Deal.

01:49:02.000 How about everyone pays 10 grand to get green buildings?

01:49:06.000 And getting green at it.

01:49:11.000 I guess this guy wants me to hold green.

01:49:13.000 Oh my God, look at you.

01:49:14.000 And I did not plan to speak.

01:49:16.000 But I am going to anyway, so I apologise to all of you.

01:49:21.000 There are two climate motions on the floor today.

01:49:25.000 One supports public ownership of energy, debt relief for poorer countries, and rights for climate refugees, which is so important.

01:49:34.000 And the other supports green gas and nuclear.

01:49:39.000 There is no such thing.

01:49:40.000 Hippie the hippies are pushing nuclear now. 0.99

01:49:42.000 I'm all for nuclear nipples. 0.93

01:49:43.000 It's 2021 and no progressive party, no socialist party should be supporting fossil fuels at all.

01:49:53.000 We need a radical, internationalist, socialist, Green New Deal, not a watered-down motion in favour of delay.

01:50:01.000 I'm totally fine with a 19-year-old talking like this.

01:50:04.000 I probably talked like that when I was 19.

01:50:06.000 It's normal.

01:50:07.000 If you're not socialist when you're young, you have no heart. 0.99

01:50:10.000 If you're socialist when you're old, you have no brain. 0.96

01:50:12.000 But why is anyone listening to this child? 0.99

01:50:16.000 Mentally ill and children are hogging up the Western conversation, the international conversation.

01:50:24.000 They don't deserve your time. 1.00

01:50:32.000 Go fuck yourself with your heels on. 1.00

01:50:34.000 Hey, Gavin, I have a question for you. 1.00

01:50:36.000 Why do we use the term go fuck yourself? 1.00

01:50:37.000 What? 1.00

01:50:38.000 You're giving me permission to masturbate? 0.99

01:50:40.000 Where were you when I was 15 and begging God to please stop making me so horny every day? 1.00

01:50:45.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:50:47.000 I think it means take your dick and stick it up your own ass. 1.00

01:50:53.000 Because you're the kind of loser that would do something like that. 1.00

01:50:57.000 That's what I get from it. 0.99

01:51:00.000 We've had a lot of people about your Skype incident.

01:51:03.000 Some people say I have a normal amount of RAM and I can do everything with zero pauses.

01:51:10.000 Others say the issue with stalling videos could very well be Skype.

01:51:13.000 It is.

01:51:13.000 And we have two, it's not just one thing on Skype.

01:51:16.000 It's Skype sending, Skype receiving.

01:51:19.000 So there's two things taking place.

01:51:20.000 Is Trump doing a Ryan Rivera imitation?

01:51:23.000 Check it out.

01:51:23.000 It's not my best, but it's pretty good.

01:51:28.000 I think it's pretty good, frankly.

01:51:31.000 The issues, Skype can use stacks of bandwidth, and if you're already limited, it could definitely...

01:51:35.000 Rendering video is generally not all that resource intensive, but if you are shit out of bandwidth, you'll get the buffering you guys are seeing.

01:51:42.000 A better solution would be to find a dedicated face swap bullshit software so it's not being sent out, processed, and then sent back. 0.75

01:51:48.000 Right. 0.95

01:51:49.000 Yeah, um.

01:51:52.000 I guess I'll show you the buffer.

01:51:53.000 What's up, N-words?

01:51:55.000 You turn around.

01:51:56.000 Number two, Cartnarks.

01:51:58.000 This lunatic makes us the same walk away drop timestamp as 138.

01:52:07.000 Just close, Skype.

01:52:09.000 Let's see how this works.

01:52:12.000 Exact same problem.

01:52:13.000 No, ever since it closed, little fat.

01:52:15.000 Look, I reload.

01:52:19.000 We got video.

01:52:22.000 138?

01:52:23.000 We try to watch him through the glass.

01:52:26.000 I love this guy.

01:52:27.000 Me!

01:52:28.000 Turn around!

01:52:28.000 You!

01:52:29.000 Walk away! 0.99

01:52:29.000 You're saying you're awake! 0.99

01:52:31.000 20 steps toward me.

01:52:32.000 Away from me!

01:52:33.000 Turn around!

01:52:34.000 You walk away!

01:52:35.000 You're saying get away from me, but you've watched like 20 steps toward me.

01:52:37.000 You understand the irony of that, Mr. Mahomes, sir, sir?

01:52:44.000 Okay, well now thank you, Mr. Ferris.

01:52:46.000 Would you do me a favor, Mr. Ferris?

01:52:47.000 Go do your job and nark me out! 0.62

01:52:49.000 This is my job.

01:52:50.000 Go get me! 0.99

01:52:51.000 Go narc me out! 1.00

01:52:52.000 That's what I'm trying to do.

01:52:53.000 Do you understand?

01:52:54.000 I don't know if there's a political.

01:52:55.000 I guarantee I'll start shopping somewhere else to the Walmart.

01:52:59.000 Well, I don't work for them. 0.98

01:53:02.000 Are you gonna get the fuck away from my vehicle? 0.97

01:53:05.000 As soon as you take your card back, I absolutely will. 0.99

01:53:07.000 I'm not changing my card back.

01:53:08.000 Why not?

01:53:09.000 Let's ask for that.

01:53:09.000 Why?

01:53:10.000 Well, here, you want my address?

01:53:13.000 There's no bill.

01:53:14.000 It's a bill of personal responsibility.

01:53:15.000 It's called being ethical and nice.

01:53:18.000 Here.

01:53:19.000 By the way, what does this damage your paint is?

01:53:26.000 Wait, why are we going to have a problem inside? 1.00

01:53:28.000 Because I'm going to talk to your motherfucking manager! 1.00

01:53:32.000 I've been telling you for the fourth time. 1.00

01:53:33.000 I don't work there.

01:53:34.000 I work for the Kartnarks.

01:53:37.000 I've taught myself Kartnarking since this guy.

01:53:40.000 That magnet thing gets in the sky.

01:53:42.000 They always get so mad at that.

01:53:44.000 Oh, Jesus Christmas.

01:53:45.000 Jesus Christmas.

01:53:48.000 This guy's getting all sorts of fast and furious over here.

01:53:51.000 I just asked him to think his card nerves.

01:53:52.000 He loves making people mad.

01:53:55.000 What a great guy.

01:53:56.000 Goodness gracious, sir.

01:53:57.000 Goodness gracious.

01:53:58.000 You'd heard the cursing, right?

01:53:59.000 First off, I can tell you're a responsible person.

01:54:02.000 Just came from the gym, probably, right?

01:54:03.000 So he puts his card up on the mulch.

01:54:05.000 I said, hey, man, that's not where the carts go.

01:54:07.000 That's how the wheels get all gunked up.

01:54:09.000 People cry about, you know, why would we build on that stuff, right?

01:54:11.000 Because people are throwing up on the mulch.

01:54:12.000 I said, hey, man.

01:54:13.000 I said, very good.

01:54:14.000 You want to hear him.

01:54:15.000 I saw this white dude today.

01:54:17.000 He don't work at Walmart, right? 1.00

01:54:19.000 But he starts policing motherfuckers, telling them to put their carts away. 1.00

01:54:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:54:26.000 But like, all I'm doing is say, hey, man, just take your car back. 0.99

01:54:29.000 But you know what it is?

01:54:30.000 When people get called out on their stuff, that's when they get violent, they get angry.

01:54:33.000 Yeah, oh, yeah.

01:54:34.000 Some people just don't want to go.

01:54:35.000 They don't have to be able to do that.

01:54:37.000 Forget told.

01:54:37.000 They won't be asked to do the crazy.

01:54:40.000 Just picking up after themselves.

01:54:41.000 But anyway, thank you for supporting the support, sir.

01:54:43.000 Absolutely.

01:54:43.000 Does he travel to different parking lots?

01:54:47.000 Because I've never seen the same parking lot twice.

01:54:51.000 What a great guy.

01:54:52.000 What a wonderful human being.

01:54:54.000 All right, the party's over.

01:54:55.000 The darkness episode has come to a close.

01:54:59.000 We'll see you tomorrow with old Kumia, compound censored.

01:55:05.000 It'll be much cheerier than this, but I just had to get it out of my system, man.

01:55:09.000 And no final video?

01:55:10.000 Oh, there'll be a final video.

01:55:12.000 Oh.

01:55:16.000 Oh, yes.

01:55:30.000 Did you forget?

01:55:33.000 Yeah, no, I thought I had cut you off and you were going to finish a sentence.

01:55:36.000 And then I was going to hit it.

01:55:37.000 But I looked at the screen, mouth was open.

01:55:41.000 Time for that final video.

01:55:41.000 Here we go.

01:55:42.000 So this is a horrific video that is perfect to end the darkness episode.

01:55:50.000 If your fiancé jumps in to this kind of a situation, these kind of waters, this kind of danger, is it noble to jump in and save her?

01:56:03.000 What if you have kids?

01:56:12.000 Stop.

01:56:14.000 Like, if you're away on vacation, when we first went to Costa Rica to Montezuma, there was a big cliff everyone was jumping off.

01:56:21.000 I waited a little bit.

01:56:23.000 I watched to see other people who were very familiar with the terrain do the jumping.

01:56:29.000 You don't really want to be breaking new ground when it comes to jumping into the ocean, especially an ocean that's this unforgiving. 0.99

01:56:37.000 What the fuck inspired her to do this? 1.00

01:56:41.000 Does she think that waves are friendly? 0.99

01:56:46.000 Look at this. 0.99

01:56:47.000 Wait, kill me. 0.99

01:56:50.000 Let's see the beginning again. 1.00

01:56:52.000 Like, what?

01:56:53.000 She was just hanging out with her friends and she said, watch this?

01:57:03.000 Look, You've experienced the ocean before, have you not?

01:57:08.000 So now she's trying to get back up, but she just keeps getting destroyed.

01:57:16.000 And they're reluctant.

01:57:17.000 Look at this.

01:57:22.000 This actually looks...

01:57:24.000 This part seems like it's good news right there.

01:57:27.000 She seems to be getting down into the foreskin. 0.59

01:57:30.000 And then we cut to he's jumped in with her and he's trying to hold on to her.

01:57:36.000 And that's, I think, that might be the man's wife actually that's filming. 0.91

01:57:42.000 And so it looks good here.

01:57:44.000 Okay, we've got this rock here.

01:57:46.000 We're just going to get up.

01:57:47.000 Maybe it'll die down.

01:57:51.000 Little bun shot there.

01:57:53.000 God. 0.99

01:57:59.000 Now they're probably getting sucked down.

01:58:02.000 And they're tumbling.

01:58:03.000 They're hitting their heads on the rocks.

01:58:05.000 And they're in like a loop.

01:58:11.000 This is how we end the darkness.

01:58:28.000 What do you do? 0.97

01:58:30.000 If you have three kids and your wife does something that dumb, you either don't go in, your children hate you and you hate yourself for the rest of your life, or you go in, and now your kids have no parents at all. 0.85

01:58:42.000 The moral of the story is don't break new ground when it comes to King Neptune and his unforgiving ways. 0.94

01:58:52.000 Ladies and gentlemen, this has been the Darkness episode.

01:58:54.000 We like to keep it positive here.

01:58:56.000 We want you to be happy.

01:58:57.000 We want you to start a family.

01:58:58.000 We want you to fight back against the saboteurs who try to destroy our nation and our culture with lies, accusing us of being colonists and murderers and thieves and having stolen everything we've achieved over the years, calling us racists, calling us Timothy McVays. 0.99

01:59:16.000 But every once in a while, we've got to embrace the darkness too and look under the rug at all the shit that's been swept under there. 0.99

01:59:24.000 And there's been quite a bit over the past little while. 0.98

01:59:28.000 But let's get back to fun.

01:59:30.000 I'll see you tomorrow.

01:59:31.000 We'll do the Anthony thing.

01:59:32.000 Then Maddie's going to be back for the live show. 1.00

01:59:35.000 And then Friday will be a super fun, happy, we're going to make that the most good news episode you've ever seen.

01:59:41.000 We might even have celebrity gossip back.

01:59:44.000 In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 28, 2021

S04E35 - THE DARKNESS EPISODE

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