Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 22, 2021


S04E57 - DID YOU SEE KYLE?


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1 hour and 33 minutes

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14,347

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1,600

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Misogyny

61

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On today's episode of the podcast, John and Ryan are joined by special guest Kyle Rittenhouse to discuss the Baltimore Police shooting of a black man named Jojo Sienna. They also discuss the recent riots in Baltimore, the Democratic National Convention, and more.

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00:00:06.000 Mini Man, which death fuck on me Blood in my dog and I can't see I'm John Live from New York Get Off My Lawn with a Kevin Fucking with me My back on the wall,
00:00:22.000 now you gon' see Better watch how you talk when you talk about me Cause I come and take your life away, many, many, many, many, many, many Wish you never fucking me, no, I don't find no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me niggas put money on my head, 1.00
00:00:44.000 go on get the reef by motherfucker, I ain't dead I'm the diamond in the dirt, that ain't been found I'm the underground king, and I ain't been crowned When I rhyme, something special happen every time I'm the greatest, something like I lead in this crime I walk the block with the bundles,
00:01:00.000 I've been knocking the humble Swing the ops when I rumble, show your ass with my gundle Gotta temper nigga, go head, lose your head Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs I walk around, gun on my waist Chip on my shoulder, tall buster Clip in your face, post to this bitch ain't no Many men Many, 1.00
00:01:19.000 many, many, many men I had the safety on.
00:01:37.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:01:39.000 Hello, welcome to Kyle Rittenhouse Appreciation Day.
00:01:46.000 We're happy to have you.
00:01:48.000 And we're very excited to discuss this fantastic day.
00:01:51.000 We're all very happy.
00:01:52.000 Ryan, are you happy?
00:01:55.000 Oh, your arm too.
00:01:56.000 We're both strapped.
00:01:58.000 I like to wear this thing when I'm carrying it around so if I'm doing any sort of medicine and I'm helping someone, I don't have to worry about someone stealing it.
00:02:10.000 Does that sound logical to you?
00:02:12.000 Yes, it does.
00:02:13.000 And if I was...
00:02:15.000 Are you just trying to shoot people though?
00:02:16.000 Because having a fire extinguisher and putting out fires doesn't really...
00:02:20.000 You can maximize shooting if you don't do that.
00:02:22.000 Just letting you know.
00:02:23.000 Okay, well, I grew up in this community, and I work here.
00:02:27.000 My dad lives here.
00:02:28.000 It's part of my neighborhood.
00:02:31.000 And it's been burned to the ground many times for no good reason.
00:02:35.000 So I just felt like I should go there and see if people need help and try to protect it.
00:02:41.000 Because the police aren't.
00:02:43.000 There's no police.
00:02:44.000 There's no National Guard.
00:02:46.000 In fact, the riots are encouraged by almost half the country, the DNC.
00:02:52.000 They talk about room to riot back in Baltimore days.
00:02:56.000 Or they call it the summer of love.
00:02:59.000 In fact, they demanded there was riots.
00:03:02.000 Nancy Pelosi said, I don't know why there aren't more people in the streets. 0.72
00:03:06.000 Tim Kaine said, we need to take it to the streets.
00:03:08.000 His son is in Antifa.
00:03:11.000 Maxime Waters said, go harass conservatives.
00:03:15.000 So when the government advocates the destruction of the country, people take up arms.
00:03:22.000 Isn't that how we started this whole thing in the first place?
00:03:25.000 Kamala on Fallon on Colbert said she hopes that it continues.
00:03:30.000 Remember that?
00:03:31.000 Fucking dummy.
00:03:32.000 That's the only time that her ridiculous laugh is justified.
00:03:37.000 That opening song, of course, was Many Men, an oldie but a goodie from 50 Cent.
00:03:42.000 And I was inspired to play it because obviously the song is about someone who doesn't want to kill.
00:03:50.000 But when you're out there trying to blow me away, you're going to die.
00:03:54.000 And Maj Ture put it up.
00:03:57.000 He changed the N-word to devil, which I think is more accurate. 1.00
00:04:02.000 And play that video.
00:04:24.000 Now you gon' see.
00:04:26.000 Better watch how you talk when you talk about me.
00:04:28.000 JoJo.
00:04:32.000 He took away JoJo's life.
00:04:35.000 Speaking of the system, look at this crazy homeless man ranting about a bunch of dumb bullshit.
00:04:45.000 Oh, these homeless people, they really are useless, aren't they? 0.55
00:04:48.000 Why?
00:04:49.000 It's this easy.
00:04:49.000 It's called divided parking.
00:04:51.000 That's why there's two parties and only two. 0.81
00:04:53.000 And they're controlled by the same people at the very top.
00:04:56.000 They belong to the Council of Corporations, the Builder Brigade, the Alpha Trilateral Commission. 0.74
00:05:02.000 And you people don't even know what the hell that is.
00:05:06.000 These are the people that control you.
00:05:17.000 Here's how we work.
00:05:21.000 The people that are demonstrating are not aware of the victim.
00:05:26.000 If you're not aware of it, then it works.
00:05:29.000 If you know about it, then it don't work no more.
00:05:32.000 If you have socialism without capitalism, it becomes communism.
00:05:37.000 If you have capitalism without socialism, it becomes fascism.
00:05:42.000 And it's just that easy.
00:05:44.000 Make you Republican.
00:05:46.000 Pretty good, huh?
00:05:48.000 Amazing.
00:05:49.000 Not bad, Looney.
00:05:50.000 The only problem is he has marbles in his ass, as Patrice O'Neill would say.
00:05:54.000 Marbles in his ass.
00:05:55.000 They discredit themselves by looking that way, or Alex Jones, when he talks about aliens or something, that's putting marbles in your ass.
00:06:03.000 You're saying the truth, but also you're like a little, people see you as a little wacky.
00:06:08.000 Okay, thank you for that.
00:06:09.000 That's why the government lets people survive like that. 0.93
00:06:11.000 That was great.
00:06:12.000 My only problem with it, he goes, if we don't know we're divided.
00:06:16.000 I know I'm divided and I like it.
00:06:19.000 You ever talk to a guy who got divorced and he's really happy?
00:06:22.000 And we're going through the divorce and I'm happy to get rid of this stupid bitch that's called half the country. 1.00
00:06:28.000 Good.
00:06:29.000 Bye-bye.
00:06:30.000 I'm so partisan now that I'm going to start embracing hypocrisy.
00:06:35.000 So I'll find out something bad about your side.
00:06:37.000 And then when you point out something bad about my side, I'm going to deny it.
00:06:40.000 I'm playing Dirty Pool now.
00:06:42.000 No more Mr. Nice Guy.
00:06:44.000 No more Mr. Fair guy.
00:06:45.000 When they pull out fake ballots and a big hockey bag in the middle of the night, I go, where's my hockey bag?
00:06:54.000 Why aren't we intimidating jurors?
00:06:56.000 Why don't we photograph jurors and make them scared of the backlash? 0.74
00:06:59.000 I am done.
00:07:00.000 Here we go.
00:07:01.000 I'm done.
00:07:04.000 I don't know.
00:07:05.000 Does that really how I feel?
00:07:07.000 That it's absolutely irrevocable?
00:07:09.000 I mean, I tried.
00:07:11.000 Back before Trump, I had liberal friends.
00:07:14.000 And I would spend hours.
00:07:15.000 I'd buy them books.
00:07:16.000 I'd send them articles.
00:07:19.000 Sometimes after a year and a half, I'd sway someone over to like immigration reform by saying it only makes the whites rich in both countries, the white Mexicans and the white CEOs. 0.57
00:07:35.000 That was a thing.
00:07:37.000 But then they just go back.
00:07:40.000 They want to hate us.
00:07:42.000 So fuck you. 0.68
00:07:47.000 Very awkward situation.
00:07:48.000 So when we finished the show on Friday, we just found out that Kyle Rittenhouse was free.
00:07:53.000 So that's going to be a strong theme of today's show.
00:07:56.000 But shortly after that, as you all know, a BLM activist, career criminal, attacked with his car a bunch of innocent people.
00:08:07.000 Did you get the footage of that?
00:08:09.000 Disturbing.
00:08:10.000 It's going to be hard to watch, but here we go.
00:08:14.000 He almost ran over a kid in the second angle.
00:08:19.000 Got so close.
00:08:23.000 I mean, he did injure children.
00:08:24.000 I think 16 out of the 30 were children.
00:08:29.000 It's racial. 0.77
00:08:32.000 It's racial. 0.77
00:08:33.000 It's revenge for Rittenhouse.
00:08:35.000 He hates white people.
00:08:37.000 And this is obviously his responsibility.
00:08:40.000 I'm not absolving him of any culpability, but the media narrative, pushing this whole whites get justice and blacks don't help spawn. 0.99
00:08:50.000 That bullshit helped spawn this lunatic. 0.94
00:08:52.000 See, that's the problem with bullshit.
00:08:54.000 When you keep pushing it, eventually you're going to find a retard. 1.00
00:08:58.000 It's like to catch a predator.
00:09:03.000 You know, you put some 13-year-old on the internet saying, I'm horny, and eventually you're going to find a fucking disgusting retard who falls for it. 1.00
00:09:15.000 Oh, no.
00:09:17.000 Look, he just hates their whiteness.
00:09:21.000 This is like 50 miles from Kenosha, I think.
00:09:33.000 It's the last thing you expect when you're in a parade.
00:09:42.000 How many died?
00:09:44.000 Let's see.
00:09:47.000 Yeah, he's a...
00:09:49.000 And the media, of course, they were like this when they saw it and they thought, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please be MAGA.
00:09:55.000 And then they see it's a black guy, and he's BLM, and they go, let's just drop it. 0.78
00:09:59.000 And it's dropped.
00:10:00.000 It's Monday now.
00:10:01.000 You're not really hearing about this story.
00:10:03.000 It's already off the books because he doesn't fit the narrative and they don't want to show that.
00:10:10.000 And he was BLM.
00:10:12.000 This isn't just a regular dude.
00:10:13.000 Just like the shooting in Dallas where they killed cops, that was BLM. 1.00
00:10:18.000 Just like our favorite guys here that we are determined never to forget.
00:10:24.000 Oh, shit.
00:10:26.000 Who?
00:10:27.000 With the two cops?
00:10:28.000 Yeah.
00:10:29.000 Rafael Ramos.
00:10:31.000 Raphael Ramos.
00:10:31.000 And Win Jan Liu.
00:10:32.000 Win Jan Liu.
00:10:33.000 Good work, Ryan.
00:10:34.000 You have a better brain than me.
00:10:41.000 Trigger discipline.
00:10:43.000 There you go.
00:10:45.000 I'm so bad with guns that I always make sure they're aimed somewhere where it wouldn't be a huge deal if it went off.
00:10:51.000 Right.
00:10:51.000 Yeah, so like if you swipe it to the left to bring it forward, you would, yep.
00:10:55.000 Perfect.
00:10:56.000 Literally perfect.
00:10:59.000 So he's a child, he's a sex offender as well.
00:11:01.000 Oh, great.
00:11:02.000 Isn't this true?
00:11:03.000 Let's see it now.
00:11:06.000 So the first report was 30 people injured.
00:11:09.000 So they said multiple fatalities.
00:11:10.000 They don't give a number, but I'm guessing 10 then if the overall count was 30 and they're saying 20 people injured.
00:11:19.000 Let's see their faces.
00:11:20.000 Registered sex offender.
00:11:22.000 When this first happened, like over the weekend, I found it really hard to find Daryl Brooks' face.
00:11:29.000 Today it's not so bad.
00:11:30.000 He's a rapper, so he puts himself out there.
00:11:33.000 Did you see his rap?
00:11:35.000 No.
00:11:36.000 Is it good?
00:11:36.000 What if it was awesome?
00:11:39.000 What if it was awesome and MAGA?
00:11:41.000 Right?
00:11:44.000 Collab with Tom McDonald?
00:11:46.000 Yeah, he actually drove through this crowd because he knew they were mostly liberals, and he was mad that it took so long for Rittenhouse to be acquitted.
00:11:56.000 So let's dive into Rittenhouse, shall we?
00:11:58.000 Now, of course, this is ancient news now, but some woman was like, I am a monument.
00:12:06.000 And she had a meltdown just for fame. 0.99
00:12:10.000 She just wanted to be noticed.
00:12:11.000 And this is a thing with African Americans, I've noticed, where fame is impressive in and of itself. 0.88
00:12:19.000 Like, I remember when, remember I told you that story, I was with a state trooper and his brother, and there was this black dude who mows lawns at Trump Links, the Trump golf course.
00:12:30.000 And he was like, how come you have so much notoriety?
00:12:33.000 How come you have, he wasn't using these terms, so much influence.
00:12:36.000 And he resented my fame.
00:12:39.000 He didn't care why.
00:12:41.000 And he was like, you crack his.
00:12:42.000 He basically was doing the thing from Guns, Germs, and Steel, the Jared Diamond book and documentary, where they go, why does the white man have so much cargo?
00:12:51.000 He wanted me to have less cargo.
00:12:52.000 I'm like, dude, I've been in media since 1992, and you've been mowing lawns your whole life.
00:12:59.000 How did you expect this Would pan out.
00:13:02.000 It's sort of like that black dude when I was at the diner in Atlantic City and he was like, Mr. Black Power, he assumed I was a racist and kind of respected it in a weird way.
00:13:15.000 Like, I'm black power, he white power. 1.00
00:13:18.000 That's normal.
00:13:20.000 So he never said congratulations, but he did, because I've seen you a lot in the news.
00:13:25.000 You get around.
00:13:26.000 A lot in the news.
00:13:28.000 Impressive.
00:13:29.000 He never used adjectives.
00:13:30.000 Congratulations.
00:13:31.000 He kept using adjectives that could go either way, you know?
00:13:38.000 And then on the weekend, I went boxing and there was this black dude we went with.
00:13:44.000 I shook his hand.
00:13:45.000 I forgot him.
00:13:45.000 And he goes, dude, every time we meet, you introduce yourself.
00:13:50.000 And then everyone goes, did you really introduce yourself to Brian again?
00:13:53.000 Or whatever his name was?
00:13:54.000 I already forgot his name, Dion, we'll say.
00:13:56.000 And they're like, dude, what's the matter with you?
00:13:58.000 As a joke, I go, I'm sorry, I'm racist.
00:14:00.000 It's hard to remember black people.
00:14:03.000 And the white guys laughed.
00:14:04.000 He didn't laugh.
00:14:06.000 I think, like, to them, white supremacy is such a common concept that there's no denying it now.
00:14:15.000 Now it's like prison.
00:14:16.000 There's like the Mexicans over here, the Muslims here, the white Aryan nations guys there, and they have a mutual respect.
00:14:23.000 It's idiotic.
00:14:26.000 Oh, is that him?
00:14:28.000 Oh, I remember seeing Math Boy.
00:14:31.000 Uh-oh, please don't be good.
00:14:32.000 Please don't be good.
00:14:36.000 Milwaukee.
00:14:42.000 I just got a load worth about a half a ticket.
00:14:45.000 30 in the blicker when I'm out here chasing chicken.
00:14:47.000 Was observing to the game when I used to play the benches.
00:14:50.000 Now I spiked the bitch and got him looking at me different. 1.00
00:14:53.000 I can't get forgetting.
00:14:54.000 They all with a stitching in.
00:14:55.000 So he was a pimp.
00:14:57.000 And he's a registered sex offender because he was pimping out a 15-year-old.
00:15:02.000 But his contention is she told him he was 18.
00:15:04.000 She was 18.
00:15:05.000 So he shouldn't be listed as a sex offender.
00:15:07.000 All he is is a pimp.
00:15:08.000 So he keeps female sex slaves and uses them, keeps them addicted to drugs, and then takes the money they get from sex. 0.76
00:15:17.000 And there's no stigma there either.
00:15:20.000 So white supremacists and pimps are like, whatever.
00:15:24.000 I'm jealous.
00:15:25.000 In fact, it's a compliment to be pimping, right?
00:15:27.000 You have little kid costumes that are pimp costumes with like a Zoot suit, they're a little outdated, and a big fedora and a gold chain.
00:15:35.000 And hi, mom, I'm a pimp.
00:15:38.000 That's slavery. 0.99
00:15:39.000 It's sex trafficking.
00:15:43.000 Anyway, the common sentiment from the left, and I think I'm inclined to agree, that a black man wouldn't have gotten off if he was Kyle Rittenhouse. 0.81
00:15:51.000 Oh, yeah, that's the thing we were talking about earlier.
00:15:53.000 The monument.
00:15:54.000 Yeah.
00:15:54.000 I'm a monument.
00:16:01.000 I'm a man.
00:16:04.000 She wants to be on the cover of time.
00:16:06.000 She doesn't care about Rittenhouse.
00:16:08.000 She didn't watch the trial.
00:16:10.000 And then she does this fake.
00:16:11.000 She just wants to get in the history books.
00:16:20.000 What a faulty.
00:16:21.000 My dad did this when he saw my first tattoo.
00:16:24.000 It's fake.
00:16:29.000 What's this obsession with people getting up?
00:16:32.000 Have you noticed this?
00:16:32.000 Like, when someone gets knocked out, they keep trying to lift the guy up.
00:16:36.000 If someone is having trouble getting up, don't pick them up.
00:16:39.000 Why do they got to get up?
00:16:42.000 Fuck 12, it says on an adult's trench goat.
00:16:45.000 12 meaning the police.
00:16:49.000 And Jason Foster.
00:16:54.000 What a boring seizure.
00:16:55.000 Yeah, that sucked.
00:16:57.000 As far as fake seizures go, that one reeked.
00:17:00.000 What's 1-6 now?
00:17:01.000 This is people.
00:17:02.000 Tracy.
00:17:04.000 E. Coder?
00:17:06.000 Tracy E. Coder?
00:17:07.000 Who's this?
00:17:10.000 Tweet?
00:17:11.000 Circle?
00:17:13.000 Oh, Blackness Everdeen. 0.94
00:17:15.000 We had to beg for the life of Julius Jones yesterday.
00:17:17.000 Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse will walk free today.
00:17:19.000 This is not a flaw in the system.
00:17:21.000 This is the design.
00:17:22.000 Yeah, that seemed to be the common thing.
00:17:24.000 I am not surprised, but I am hurt.
00:17:28.000 I am not...
00:17:29.000 I'm done, but I'm not giving up.
00:17:33.000 They sound kind of happy.
00:17:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:17:37.000 I told me and my cousin text about deals at White Castle and stuff, and I said, hey, I'm going to celebrate Kyle Rittenhouse's acquittal today or his not guilty verdict.
00:17:45.000 And he was like, I knew that was going to happen.
00:17:47.000 I was like, what do you mean?
00:17:48.000 He's like, well, it's an all-white jury.
00:17:50.000 There was only one black.
00:17:50.000 Was this your black friend who Lou LARPs is a Mad Max guy?
00:17:53.000 No, no, no.
00:17:54.000 He might be based, actually.
00:17:56.000 He doesn't like BLM.
00:17:58.000 But my cousin was like, yeah, it was an all-white jury.
00:18:00.000 I was like, so the logic here is the jury loves white people, but this white guy killed two white people.
00:18:06.000 So they still don't want to send him to jail.
00:18:08.000 And what about any white person that's ever been in jail ever?
00:18:11.000 But I think if you look at cases, you'd be hard pressed to find blacks who got away with self-defense.
00:18:18.000 You think so?
00:18:19.000 Yeah, look at the prisons today.
00:18:21.000 They're full of black people.
00:18:23.000 I'm sure many of them claim self-defense.
00:18:26.000 Like, I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to racism.
00:18:30.000 I don't support BLM and any of that.
00:18:32.000 But if you're to take a white guy and a black guy, Rittenhouse and another guy, same trial, same details, you know that the black guy is more likely to go to jail. 0.69
00:18:40.000 It's not like there's dozens of cases.
00:18:42.000 What about this guy who shot the kids in the school?
00:18:44.000 He literally didn't go to jail.
00:18:46.000 Yes, that's one case, and that's why everyone knows about it because it was so weird.
00:18:51.000 And a lot of people were pissed off about this, that he went home the next day and he had a party and a GoFundMe.
00:18:56.000 And the GoFundMe got taken down, by the way.
00:18:57.000 Joy Reed was not pissed about that, by the way.
00:19:00.000 No, she liked it.
00:19:01.000 She was very happy.
00:19:02.000 They showed a picture of her face reacting to the Rittenhouse trial, and it was like this.
00:19:07.000 And then a face of her with Simpkins, and it was like this.
00:19:10.000 Dude, one of the worst parts of this job is having to stay on top of media and having to look at faces like Joy Reed's.
00:19:16.000 She's the ugliest woman that has ever been on television. 1.00
00:19:19.000 She's an ugly man.
00:19:20.000 What about this?
00:19:22.000 Both these boys charged with murder, both claim self-defense, both found not guilty today, same day.
00:19:28.000 Okay.
00:19:29.000 Two cases.
00:19:30.000 Big deal.
00:19:31.000 Let's go back to the somewhat justified anger that is Amber Ruffin. 1.00
00:19:37.000 Again, this is not a black person.
00:19:39.000 This is a white black.
00:19:40.000 She cut her chops in the Netherlands doing improv.
00:19:43.000 Her parents paid for her to go take improv in college.
00:19:48.000 She took improv as a course.
00:19:51.000 What?
00:19:52.000 And she couldn't make it in the States, so she went to Germany where they worship anyone who's remotely ethnic. 0.84
00:19:57.000 And there she met her man, and he pays all her bills.
00:20:00.000 And she just, some people are successful just by being there.
00:20:05.000 And she just attended enough look-at-me festivals until people said, all right, I'll look at you, even though you are devoid of talent.
00:20:13.000 What's she got to say?
00:20:16.000 You guys, because I have my own show, I have a responsibility to say things that people need to know that aren't being said.
00:20:23.000 Agreed.
00:20:24.000 It's a cool opportunity that I don't take lightly.
00:20:27.000 There are very big, obvious truths that no one wants to say on TV, but I will.
00:20:32.000 You know what I can tell?
00:20:33.000 What?
00:20:34.000 Like you, she doesn't read.
00:20:37.000 I read some things.
00:20:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:39.000 What'd you last read?
00:20:40.000 Again.
00:20:44.000 Good example.
00:20:46.000 I forgot, but I did read.
00:20:47.000 Okay.
00:20:48.000 Because can't you see the way she reads that no one wants to say on TV?
00:20:52.000 She does that Biden thing where the sentences are cut off halfway and they don't have the proper cadence. 0.96
00:20:59.000 And if you have that affliction and you're not a reader, don't read.
00:21:04.000 Like just speak from the heart and you can have ums and pauses there.
00:21:08.000 It'll be a lot more sincere.
00:21:09.000 I don't think she even wrote this.
00:21:12.000 So she's reading a script a white person wrote.
00:21:15.000 And she thinks it's her voice because she assigned it.
00:21:18.000 She said, I want to say something about that.
00:21:19.000 Can you give me a hand?
00:21:22.000 Of course, that means write 100% of what I have to say.
00:21:28.000 A few minutes before we started taping the show, Kyle Rittenhouse, the man accused of shooting three people during a Black Lives Matter protest, was declared not guilty on all charges.
00:21:39.000 It's a protest.
00:21:41.000 Wouldn't he be called a teen if the races were reversed?
00:21:44.000 There's still a teen at the end of his age.
00:21:46.000 Yeah.
00:21:49.000 I can't believe I have to say this, but.
00:22:02.000 It's not okay for to grab a rifle, travel across state lines, and shoot three people and then walk free.
00:22:14.000 It's not okay for the judicial system to be blatantly and obviously stacked against people of color.
00:22:21.000 See?
00:22:22.000 It's not okay for there to be an entirely different set of rules for white people.
00:22:29.000 But I don't care about Cow Rittenhouse.
00:22:32.000 I don't care about that racist judge.
00:22:34.000 And I don't care about his motherfucking jury must be.
00:22:38.000 White people have been getting away with murder since time began. 1.00
00:22:41.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:22:48.000 Who?
00:22:48.000 Me?
00:22:49.000 You matter.
00:22:49.000 Neo-fascist?
00:22:50.000 Every time one of these verdicts come out, it's easy to feel like you don't, but I'm here to tell you that you do.
00:22:57.000 You matter.
00:22:58.000 White male conservatives?
00:22:59.000 You matter so much that the second you start to get a sense that you do, a man will grab a gun he shouldn't have in the first place and travel all the way to another state just to find it.
00:23:09.000 State lines.
00:23:10.000 You got to get state lines in there.
00:23:12.000 What about the kid that had the gun that he shot?
00:23:14.000 What about that guy?
00:23:15.000 Yeah.
00:23:16.000 Didn't he have no business?
00:23:18.000 He literally had no business being there.
00:23:20.000 He was a felon.
00:23:21.000 He's not allowed to have a handgun.
00:23:23.000 And he went to a rally with a handgun.
00:23:25.000 Ooh, that's a hate crime right there, bro.
00:23:30.000 The fuck.
00:23:31.000 Let's close our eyes and try to tolerate Joy Reed's face for the moment. 0.90
00:23:38.000 Wait, this too.
00:23:40.000 Released on bail after the one teacher.
00:23:43.000 That was the...
00:23:44.000 Wait, what was that?
00:23:44.000 That was a black dude who got away with self-defense?
00:23:46.000 Absolutely.
00:23:47.000 Let me see the headline.
00:23:48.000 Okay, well, there's suspected Texas high school gummen released on bail. 0.67
00:23:53.000 Yeah, that's the same guy, right?
00:23:55.000 Oh, I'm sorry, it was this one.
00:23:56.000 St. Paul man who shot at MPD in self-defense, acquitted of all charges by jury.
00:24:00.000 What's his name?
00:24:01.000 He's St. Paul man Jalil Stallings.
00:24:04.000 Okay, three.
00:24:04.000 Three acquitted.
00:24:06.000 You found three guys.
00:24:08.000 Two counts of attempted second-degree murder.
00:24:10.000 However many millions of people there are in America.
00:24:13.000 Look at all those charges.
00:24:15.000 Correct.
00:24:17.000 Let me see.
00:24:19.000 Including two counts of attempted second-degree murder, two counts of first-degree assault, two counts of second-degree assault, second-degree riot, and interintentional discharge of a firearm that endangered safety.
00:24:28.000 Oh, wow.
00:24:29.000 So you have three freak occurrences.
00:24:32.000 That's correct.
00:24:33.000 Let's do Joy Reid now.
00:24:35.000 Let's do her. 0.84
00:24:36.000 Imagine having to fuck her. 1.00
00:24:37.000 How much would you have to be paid to fuck Joy Reid? 1.00
00:24:40.000 I would like fucking off the top of my head, what's a good figure?
00:24:46.000 Let's see.
00:24:47.000 $700,000 and a trillion, $300,000, billion dollars.
00:24:53.000 So you would say no to $699 trillion, kajillion dollars.
00:25:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:02.000 Okay.
00:25:02.000 Not a dime less.
00:25:04.000 He's the guy paying for all this, too.
00:25:06.000 You were a hedge fund billionaire, and now you have 80 bucks?
00:25:09.000 What happened?
00:25:11.000 I paid Gavin McInnes a hundred trillion, billion, zillion to fuck Oprah, and then his sidekick, Ryan, I ended up paying him to fuck Joy Reed. 0.98
00:25:20.000 And then I ended up paying Maddie Odell to fuck, what's her name from SNL, who was in Ghostbusters? 1.00
00:25:26.000 Leslie Jones.
00:25:27.000 Leslie Jones.
00:25:28.000 Leslie Jones.
00:25:29.000 They broke me.
00:25:31.000 But I have these great pornos if you want to watch them.
00:25:33.000 I'm a philanthropist.
00:25:36.000 I was not at all surprised.
00:25:39.000 We've talked about this.
00:25:40.000 I mean, this is what we expected to happen.
00:25:42.000 Because I think we have to keep in mind when we're watching the criminal justice system at work.
00:25:47.000 Imagine that's a security guard named Clarence.
00:25:50.000 Is he getting any pussy at all? 0.98
00:25:53.000 Like you just, if he'd be your buddy, he's a good guy.
00:25:57.000 Sometimes you bring him a coffee when you're going to Work, but in the back of your head, you're like, poor bastard.
00:26:03.000 No one's fucking him.
00:26:05.000 He must just get prostitutes. 1.00
00:26:07.000 Like a fat chick. 1.00
00:26:09.000 But then she wakes up after being drunk and sleeping with him.
00:26:11.000 She was like, that really wasn't worth it.
00:26:13.000 She looks like a bad drawing. 0.68
00:26:14.000 Like the proportions are wrong.
00:26:16.000 Like that nose.
00:26:18.000 It's bigger than Mr. Potato Head's.
00:26:20.000 She looks like Tyler the Creator.
00:26:21.000 She looks like a broken Mr. Potato Head. 1.00
00:26:24.000 Like, you know, that mean guy in Toy Story, Sid?
00:26:27.000 Of course you do.
00:26:28.000 Of course I do.
00:26:29.000 She looks like one of Sid's toys.
00:26:31.000 Sid's creations, yeah.
00:26:32.000 It's Sid's chocolate potato head.
00:26:36.000 And it looks like that because he burned it.
00:26:37.000 Chocolate potato head.
00:26:39.000 He melted it with a butane torch.
00:26:41.000 Not dissimilar.
00:26:42.000 No, he's relatively handsome.
00:26:44.000 He's a good-looking guy.
00:26:45.000 That's because you've seen him enough.
00:26:47.000 No, no.
00:26:48.000 He would get laid.
00:26:49.000 I'm sure he did get laid when he was an intern at Supreme.
00:26:53.000 Why do I know that?
00:26:54.000 He was an intern at Supreme?
00:26:56.000 Oh, interesting.
00:26:57.000 Yeah, that's how he cut his chops.
00:26:58.000 I'm seeing it.
00:26:59.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:27:00.000 Terrible.
00:27:01.000 Once again, Detective Shitty unannails it.
00:27:04.000 Unannails.
00:27:06.000 It was designed to do exactly what it did today.
00:27:09.000 Gun laws helped to enhance the design to allow this verdict to happen today.
00:27:17.000 This country was built on the idea that white men had a particular kind of freedom and a particular kind of citizenship. 0.79
00:27:26.000 That only him.
00:27:27.000 He's like, yep, it gives.
00:27:30.000 This is why we pay you the big bucks.
00:27:31.000 This is when Tucker, if she was on Tucker, Tucker would be going.
00:27:39.000 From the slave catchers on, the right to inflict violence in the name of protecting property. 0.95
00:27:47.000 That's like the foundational creation of the United States.
00:27:51.000 So it would have been shocking.
00:27:52.000 The real, I'm glad you mentioned the Derek Chauvin verdict.
00:27:55.000 That was the surprising verdict.
00:27:57.000 This would have been unsurprising.
00:27:58.000 But what I do think we have to think about is not only the families of the two men who died and the family of the growth crisis.
00:28:05.000 They are, you know, they should be in our minds right now because they suffered.
00:28:08.000 And there have been a lot of white people who have, you know, defended black lives and paid for it with their lives. 0.94
00:28:14.000 That goes all throughout our history.
00:28:15.000 She's from like Ohio.
00:28:18.000 Her parents are aristocrats who came here from Africa.
00:28:21.000 Probably, you know, barons, some sort of related to some sort of monarch, warlord, whatever.
00:28:29.000 And she was too stupid to do anything at Yale but film.
00:28:35.000 Just like the previous chick, she took improv, and this bitch watched movies and called them racist, I assume. 1.00
00:28:43.000 Not talking through a movie, she deserves an action. 0.96
00:28:45.000 We're going to do that on Thursday.
00:28:46.000 Maddie and I are going to watch a biker movie, that one where they go, we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man.
00:28:54.000 We want to get loaded.
00:28:56.000 That movie.
00:28:57.000 I think it's called like Wild 666 or something, Wild Wings.
00:29:01.000 Anyway.
00:29:04.000 You don't think that she has a point that...
00:29:06.000 What's this?
00:29:07.000 Do you remember this in 2018?
00:29:09.000 In Volksbury, Pennsylvania, black man acquitted of all charges in the shooting death of white man.
00:29:14.000 Okay.
00:29:15.000 That stemmed from ugly racism.
00:29:16.000 So it was self-defense.
00:29:18.000 So four cases is all you can come up with out of millions.
00:29:24.000 San Francisco, what do you call it?
00:29:28.000 San Francisco politicians, bureaucrats, basically.
00:29:31.000 They're all bureaucrats to me, but bureaucrats in San Francisco are not happy.
00:29:34.000 Let's check this out.
00:29:35.000 What do they got to say about Kyle?
00:29:39.000 I saw one tweet where this guy goes, are conservatives the only one who watched the trial?
00:29:43.000 Yeah.
00:29:45.000 Take race out of it, if that's even humanly possible in America today. 0.78
00:29:49.000 And it's a cut and dry depiction of self-defense.
00:29:55.000 And you know what I saw?
00:29:56.000 I saw some dude, I think it was Grindface, actually. 1.00
00:29:59.000 Grindface, who goes, the jumping kick man was trying to save lives.
00:30:07.000 So if he had been more effective and maybe knocked Kyle out, it would have saved lives.
00:30:12.000 That's kind of true.
00:30:14.000 But the people that were there, the lives he would have saved were murderers.
00:30:19.000 They wanted to kill Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:30:21.000 You know how many times they would have kicked him in the head after he was lying there unconscious?
00:30:26.000 Which is, I think, my least favorite thing in the world is seeing someone kicked in the head when they're passed out.
00:30:32.000 It's like necrophilia.
00:30:33.000 It's a dead body, basically.
00:30:36.000 When I'm God, mark my words.
00:30:38.000 When I'm God, I'm going to outlaw that.
00:30:40.000 That and burpees.
00:30:43.000 Do you do burpees?
00:30:44.000 No.
00:30:45.000 No, I do not.
00:30:46.000 I want to make burpees illegal. 0.81
00:30:50.000 Former players, but I...
00:30:54.000 We are all black people.
00:30:57.000 And so I wanted to make sure that we tend to overact and over-remote and get real dramatic with things.
00:31:04.000 And I bet you she's not black. 1.00
00:31:06.000 I bet you just like every other black woman on TV, she grew up in Idaho with her white mom and her black dad was around for a week. 1.00
00:31:15.000 And if he stayed around, then he was a professor or some fucking loaded hedge fund dude and didn't really like black people.
00:31:25.000 There's one black guy at the table and he's pissed. 1.00
00:31:27.000 He's looking at them like...
00:31:29.000 Here's a real light.
00:31:30.000 Like this black guy can get away with wearing a black blazer. 1.00
00:31:33.000 It would look like I'm just wearing a bib if I was wearing that.
00:31:35.000 I have to wear fucking blue, patterned, Steve Harvey colored shit.
00:31:40.000 Otherwise, it looks like I'm naked with a necktie.
00:31:44.000 Space for anything that we want to say here before we talk about basketball.
00:31:50.000 Well, I just, I think the scariest part about this, like, you know, so many people talk about not being surprised.
00:31:55.000 And if you live in America, if you know the history of America, you're not surprised.
00:31:59.000 I think the scariest part about this is- Again, with the slave catchers.
00:32:02.000 Do you know how much of a bitch you look like when you're constantly griping? 0.99
00:32:06.000 Imagine a Scottish person constantly bitching about the, I don't know what it was, 600 years we were at war with the English and just not dropping it.
00:32:14.000 You'd think the guy was mentally ill.
00:32:16.000 It's embarrassing.
00:32:17.000 You look like a pussy. 1.00
00:32:19.000 I mean, even someone complaining about, I don't know, getting beat up as a kid.
00:32:24.000 If you're 40 years old and you're like, I got picked on in grade school.
00:32:28.000 Okay.
00:32:29.000 Move On.
00:32:31.000 Move on.
00:32:32.000 By saying that he is not guilty, they are saying that everything he did was lawful.
00:32:37.000 Correct.
00:32:38.000 Correct.
00:32:39.000 Yes.
00:32:40.000 Next segment.
00:32:41.000 Yes.
00:32:42.000 The only shooting you should be talking about is a three-pointer, sir.
00:32:46.000 And that's the part that worries me.
00:32:49.000 Like, they were trying to not paint him.
00:32:51.000 He was a kid that took a gun across state lines and went and did what he did.
00:32:57.000 And they are saying that that is lawful.
00:32:59.000 So to me, that just makes it, you know, even that more concerning that these acts are being proven that, like, hey, if this is what you want to do and you want to go into a crowd and you want to do this, then, you know, a judge and a jury can find you not guilty.
00:33:13.000 And I think that just makes the tension in these situations even worse.
00:33:17.000 Park.
00:33:19.000 I mean, I'm just with all the other players.
00:33:22.000 I'm not surprised.
00:33:23.000 I mean, you know, we have been going through.
00:33:26.000 It's just mind-boggling to me.
00:33:28.000 And it's very disturbing that, you know, it's not just a gun, right?
00:33:31.000 We're talking about an AK, something that is very big.
00:33:34.000 AK.
00:33:35.000 You know, you have to be Uzi.
00:33:39.000 Tense or whatever the case may be.
00:33:41.000 And I just.
00:33:42.000 That's like if we were talking about basketball and we're like, so the soccer ball he threw into the goal hoop.
00:33:49.000 What?
00:33:50.000 To be honest, that's how off it is.
00:33:53.000 Like if we were to call a goal.
00:33:56.000 Please just stop.
00:33:58.000 Please stop.
00:33:58.000 I really don't want to say the wrong thing because I don't want to lose my job, so I'm going to leave it at that.
00:34:04.000 So you're such a pussy that you can't talk about, like in his world, right? 1.00
00:34:09.000 I don't know if he's one of these people that believes that it was black people who got shot, but he believes that it was people fighting for black rights.
00:34:15.000 So he believes that we are in a society that is so unjust that white guys can just cross state lines and just shoot black or black sympathizers, black ally, and then the courts high-five them.
00:34:28.000 So he thinks that's a world we live in, which is retarded. 1.00
00:34:32.000 But you don't have the balls to speak out because you like your job?
00:34:35.000 What kind of pussy loser piece of shit are you? 1.00
00:34:39.000 You're living in, like, let's say it's, I don't know, 1800s America in your mind.
00:34:45.000 We've got the Klan running shit, and you're not going to say anything bad about the Klan because you don't want to lose your job?
00:34:53.000 What?
00:34:55.000 What a weak person.
00:34:59.000 Fuck, that make me mad.
00:35:02.000 Yo, they're just killing black people for sport around here, but I'm not even about to object. 1.00
00:35:06.000 I'm making $350K a year just talking about basketball.
00:35:09.000 So they can kill them niggas. 1.00
00:35:11.000 What the fuck?
00:35:12.000 As long as I'm good.
00:35:13.000 As long as I'm straight.
00:35:15.000 I got my money right.
00:35:17.000 Remember that kid that there was no video proof that he was being violent or aggressive, but the mother of his girlfriend killed him.
00:35:31.000 So she killed her daughter's boyfriend. 1.00
00:35:34.000 And there was some footage of it, but none of it included him being aggressive or violent.
00:35:39.000 And just trying to go to sleep.
00:35:42.000 So five.
00:35:42.000 Acquitted.
00:35:43.000 Stabbing him big.
00:35:44.000 Five blacks got self-defense.
00:35:49.000 The ACLU is not happy about what happened with Rittenhouse.
00:35:54.000 That's true.
00:35:55.000 They've got some shit to say.
00:35:57.000 The American Civil Liberties...
00:36:01.000 What's the U?
00:36:02.000 Union?
00:36:03.000 Union?
00:36:04.000 What a gay LARPing concept. 1.00
00:36:06.000 So you're pretending you're a union?
00:36:09.000 And what are you going to do?
00:36:09.000 Go on strike?
00:36:10.000 We want all the civilians to go on strike. 0.58
00:36:14.000 Oh, wait, that's not the ACLU.
00:36:17.000 ACLU is 2-3.
00:36:22.000 And we never did the San Francisco politicians.
00:36:28.000 Utterly incoherent statement.
00:36:29.000 I love Michael Tracy.
00:36:30.000 He's a great follow.
00:36:32.000 Click on that.
00:36:35.000 It's conveniently highlighted for...
00:36:38.000 He was not held responsible for his actions.
00:36:41.000 Like the ACLU treats themselves, they're lawyers, they treat themselves like this sort of bastion of justice and fairness.
00:36:48.000 That's their whole reason for existing, is to be fair and give fair takes.
00:36:53.000 He was not held responsible.
00:36:55.000 So a trial where he's facing 20 years per charge almost, they range from 12 and a half to 20 years, so a life sentence, is not being held responsible.
00:37:05.000 The events in Kenosha stem from the deep roots of white supremacy in our society's institutions.
00:37:12.000 That's also just an accepted fact to them on the right.
00:37:15.000 I mean, sorry, on the left.
00:37:17.000 What is one white guy being supreme over two other white guys, three other white guys?
00:37:21.000 Like, they imply the post office is racist.
00:37:24.000 It's just deeply intrinsic in everything we do.
00:37:28.000 Our food is racist.
00:37:29.000 Our oil, our gas.
00:37:31.000 It's all steeped in racism.
00:37:32.000 It's dripping.
00:37:33.000 It's everywhere.
00:37:34.000 It's like we got slimed in Ghostbusters.
00:37:38.000 I saw that movie, by the way, yesterday.
00:37:40.000 How was it?
00:37:41.000 Pretty good.
00:37:42.000 Amazing.
00:37:42.000 Right?
00:37:42.000 Yeah, I heard it was great.
00:37:44.000 There's one, you have to accept there's always a woke moment.
00:37:48.000 And the woke moment in this movie is they get to this new town where Spangler went to stop the world being destroyed by ghosts.
00:38:00.000 And they arrive at some roller skate burger joint.
00:38:03.000 And he's like, mom, I hate it here.
00:38:05.000 Why do we move?
00:38:06.000 Oh my God.
00:38:09.000 And he sees the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:38:12.000 And then the camera pans over and it's a black six. 0.98
00:38:18.000 That's the thing now.
00:38:19.000 Like Prince Harry has to date a black girl and Spider-Man has to be in love with what's her name?
00:38:23.000 Zendaya.
00:38:25.000 And you're like, I know there's hot black women, don't get me wrong. 1.00
00:38:29.000 But that's not it.
00:38:30.000 And I just knew she had to be, it was going to be black. 1.00
00:38:33.000 Oh my God, what is she doing in this perfect town? 0.57
00:38:37.000 He's a racist.
00:38:40.000 But besides that, it was actually very unwoke.
00:38:43.000 Teachers get shat on regularly.
00:38:46.000 At one point, the girl in it calls it a day camp for bureaucrats to indoctrinate children.
00:38:53.000 That's what school is.
00:38:54.000 And you're like, thank you.
00:38:56.000 And then Paul Rudd plays a teacher who all he does is show The kids horror movies.
00:39:01.000 He shows them Cujo, he shows them Chucky, and then he works on his own projects in the back room.
00:39:06.000 Perfect.
00:39:07.000 And it's all about revelations.
00:39:10.000 It's saying, it quotes revelations where the Bible says that the demons will rise up, and that's exactly what happens.
00:39:16.000 So it's pro-Bible in that sense. 0.91
00:39:18.000 And Dan Ackwright has a tattoo that says Revelations.
00:39:22.000 Boy, they're really giving a lot away in this trailer here.
00:39:25.000 I guess I can tell you that the demons got out.
00:39:29.000 Those beans are spilled.
00:39:32.000 And then the big dogs chase him.
00:39:35.000 There is one tiny flaw in the film.
00:39:37.000 It's not a political thing.
00:39:38.000 It's a hole in the plot.
00:39:39.000 Where the kids get arrested for using their taser doohickey and destroying a part of the town.
00:39:44.000 But they were chasing a ghost.
00:39:46.000 And no one saw the ghost?
00:39:49.000 It was in the day.
00:39:50.000 He's massive.
00:39:51.000 He looks like a giant, you know those things that last forever?
00:39:55.000 Water bears?
00:39:56.000 Oh, tardigrades, yeah. 1.00
00:39:58.000 Yeah, those tiny, tiny, tiny, like the size of a molecule kind of guys.
00:40:01.000 This guy?
00:40:03.000 Yeah, that guy, Muncher.
00:40:04.000 No one saw him.
00:40:07.000 What?
00:40:09.000 But yeah, great fucking movie.
00:40:11.000 Not too woke.
00:40:12.000 No spoilers, but just make a face is slimer in it.
00:40:18.000 Just make a face?
00:40:19.000 Yeah, just make a face reactant.
00:40:21.000 Like this would be a yes.
00:40:22.000 You know what you talk like?
00:40:24.000 Someone, my friend was in a car accident, my friend Ryan Rivera.
00:40:28.000 And he had to learn to walk again and talk.
00:40:31.000 And now I got you a job co-hosting a show, but you're clearly not recovered.
00:40:36.000 And everyone goes, hey, man, it's really cool that you gave Ryan a show.
00:40:39.000 It's not on.
00:40:41.000 It's not on the internet.
00:40:43.000 It just goes into the existing.
00:40:44.000 It's not even recording.
00:40:46.000 And everyone just thinks I'm a great guy because it's sort of like when you see someone with Down syndrome fight an MMA fighter and he's like, ow, oh.
00:40:52.000 And then everyone's like, yeah.
00:40:53.000 And the handicapped guy's like, I did it.
00:40:56.000 I knocked him out.
00:40:57.000 Yes.
00:40:57.000 That's you.
00:40:58.000 So it's make-a-wish, the TV show.
00:41:00.000 Correct.
00:41:02.000 Hurtful.
00:41:03.000 Let's go back to San Francisco, though.
00:41:05.000 We never showed that.
00:41:07.000 Oh, wait.
00:41:08.000 Sorry, let's finish this.
00:41:08.000 The events at Kenosha stem from the deep roots of what, yeah, I got that.
00:41:11.000 Rittenhouse's trial highlights an urgent need for reform for both police and the criminal legal system.
00:41:17.000 The system is broken and desperately needs to be fixed.
00:41:19.000 I mean, I'm inclined to agree.
00:41:20.000 Ryan can only name five times when blacks got away with self-defense.
00:41:25.000 Kyle Rittenhouse was a juvenile who traveled across state lines on the vigilante mission.
00:41:29.000 Well, that's just false.
00:41:32.000 Can't we sue the ACLU?
00:41:33.000 That's fucking bullshit.
00:41:35.000 Violence in defense of white supremacy.
00:41:39.000 So Kyle Rittenhouse went there because whites are better than everyone else. 0.95
00:41:46.000 What?
00:41:48.000 That's just fucking retarded. 1.00
00:41:51.000 Well, you know what we should do?
00:41:52.000 There's a part of New York by the Delaware River where it's PA, NJ, and NY.
00:42:00.000 They all sort of meet in that one thing.
00:42:01.000 Near Madam Morrison, Port Jervis.
00:42:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:04.000 No, Port Jervis might be a little too far south.
00:42:07.000 But anyway, that area.
00:42:08.000 We should go there with signs that say, stop crossing state lines.
00:42:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:12.000 Because that's all people do in that area every day.
00:42:14.000 And I know gun owners there that are constantly shitting their pants because they're like, PA is good. 0.96
00:42:19.000 NJ ain't.
00:42:20.000 So if I take a wrong turn and I end up in New Jersey, I could go away for five years.
00:42:28.000 Like our buddy at the boxing match on Saturday couldn't take his gun.
00:42:32.000 What's my count at?
00:42:33.000 Because here's another one.
00:42:34.000 In a perfect world, he would have been charged in juvenile court.
00:42:36.000 Oklahoma acquitted a murder trial over shooting when he was 18.
00:42:40.000 What's his name?
00:42:41.000 Jesus Lima.
00:42:42.000 Jesus Lima.
00:42:44.000 Okay, so maybe he's Hispanic?
00:42:47.000 He was attacked by four other people.
00:42:49.000 Okay, I'll give you that.
00:42:49.000 That's only six, though.
00:42:52.000 I don't think they were armed.
00:42:54.000 Go back to San Francisco getting mad about the case.
00:43:00.000 No justice until Black Lives Matter.
00:43:03.000 Okay.
00:43:04.000 Watch this.
00:43:05.000 I just made it so.
00:43:06.000 Black Lives Matter.
00:43:07.000 There you go.
00:43:08.000 Another dark and shameful day.
00:43:10.000 Truly horrific.
00:43:11.000 These are politicians that work for the city of San Francisco.
00:43:15.000 Truly horrific, not only for the surviving loved ones of Rittenhouse victims, but also for the countless Americans, young and old, who hear loud and clear that there are two justices in America, two worlds still vastly divided by racism and hate.
00:43:28.000 What a fuck.
00:43:28.000 Do they believe this?
00:43:30.000 That's what I want to know.
00:43:31.000 I want to inject heroin into their veins and have them go, oh man, it's the same trial for everyone.
00:43:39.000 He gets votes.
00:43:41.000 He gets votes.
00:43:42.000 The decision to find Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on all charges is a stunning failure to bring justice on behalf of those he murdered.
00:43:48.000 What?
00:43:50.000 Verdicts like this threaten our ability to maintain a civil society and mitigate rampant gun violence.
00:43:56.000 I mean, are you stupid or are you a liar?
00:44:01.000 I don't know.
00:44:04.000 Why does he have Chinese in his name?
00:44:08.000 The fuck is that?
00:44:09.000 Is this the new thing?
00:44:11.000 Your pronouns and now your Chinese name?
00:44:13.000 This verdict demonstrates that our work to make our legal system equal, fair, and just is more urgent than ever, at least to use an Oxford comma.
00:44:19.000 Prosecutors have a critical role to play in criminal justice reform and securing equal justice under the law.
00:44:26.000 We will continue our fight for justice.
00:44:29.000 Embarrassing.
00:44:31.000 Embarrassing.
00:44:32.000 None of these people could have possibly watched the trial.
00:44:34.000 There's no fucking way they saw the same thing I saw.
00:44:38.000 Remember this one?
00:44:40.000 Andrew Harris?
00:44:42.000 He was a security guard, and he felt threatened because he was threatened.
00:44:46.000 Him and his mother were threatened verbally.
00:44:49.000 And he shot him and shot one of the legs and shot one in the stomach and killed that guy.
00:44:55.000 But he said he didn't mean to kill him.
00:44:56.000 Okay, so fine.
00:44:57.000 Seven cases.
00:44:58.000 Got off.
00:44:59.000 He was a felon, too.
00:45:00.000 He had a gun.
00:45:01.000 Whatever.
00:45:02.000 That's only seven.
00:45:04.000 Mark Ruffalo, we were just talking about him on Compound Censored.
00:45:08.000 I think he might be the dumbest person in Hollywood, which is saying a lot.
00:45:11.000 That's like being the stupidest kid in the special class.
00:45:15.000 But what has he got to say?
00:45:19.000 2-4?
00:45:21.000 Mark wants to live in a country where jurors are devalued and child rapists are heroes.
00:45:25.000 We come together to mourn the lives lost to the same racist system that devalues black lives and devalued the lives of Anthony and Jojo.
00:45:37.000 Fucking Jojo.
00:45:40.000 That is one of the craziest parts of this whole epoch that they have named him Jojo.
00:45:47.000 And why is it two capital J's?
00:45:50.000 What is this cute name?
00:45:54.000 I like how Anthony responded to that with John John.
00:46:02.000 Next, Jojo.
00:46:04.000 John John.
00:46:06.000 TT.
00:46:09.000 It's even stupider than that, though.
00:46:11.000 Mark Ruffalo has capital J's.
00:46:14.000 So it's even dumber than that joke.
00:46:17.000 Jojo.
00:46:18.000 You know who Mark Ruffalo is?
00:46:19.000 Look him up.
00:46:20.000 Remember with Olivia Wilde and Michael Moore and they're singing Let's Give Peace a Chance or something?
00:46:29.000 His brain, if you want to know, like he's a very handsome chap.
00:46:32.000 He's got these cute little puppy dog eyes.
00:46:34.000 Gorgeous little man.
00:46:38.000 So you think, look at this.
00:46:41.000 Olivia Wilde!
00:46:44.000 We're decent people!
00:46:46.000 We're decent people!
00:46:48.000 We're a multicultural country!
00:46:52.000 We all come from someplace else!
00:46:54.000 We all come from someplace else!
00:46:56.000 We are all colors!
00:47:00.000 He waits for it.
00:47:01.000 We are all colors!
00:47:02.000 He's thinking, thinking, thinking.
00:47:05.000 I got nothing.
00:47:07.000 We are all colors!
00:47:10.000 We are America!
00:47:12.000 We are!
00:47:14.000 We are America!
00:47:16.000 The green America!
00:47:18.000 Yeah, we're America, blah, blah, blah.
00:47:19.000 Anyway, come down here.
00:47:20.000 It's pretty cool.
00:47:23.000 Are you taking notes?
00:47:24.000 Just film it.
00:47:31.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:47:35.000 Michael Moore has a candle, and the way you have a candle that doesn't get blown out is you put it in a cup.
00:47:43.000 Unless, of course, it's an IKEA electric candle where you can just turn it on, and you don't need the cup.
00:47:50.000 He's got a cup protecting the electric candle from the wind.
00:47:55.000 He's got a maraca.
00:47:56.000 Yeah.
00:47:59.000 We hate Nazis.
00:48:02.000 We hate the KKK?
00:48:05.000 What are you talking about?
00:48:06.000 Loki shouldn't have betrayed Thor.
00:48:09.000 What, KKK?
00:48:11.000 New Yorkers have had enough of the KKK.
00:48:14.000 So they took to the streets to say, we don't like you anymore, KKK.
00:48:18.000 To which the KKK said, who's Mark Ruffalo?
00:48:27.000 You gotta remind them.
00:48:29.000 Say her name.
00:48:30.000 Have her hair. 0.94
00:48:32.000 Help her.
00:48:32.000 It's head of higher, Mark.
00:48:34.000 If you're gonna say her name, learn how to pronounce it.
00:48:42.000 Use your fame for good.
00:48:54.000 This is embarrassing.
00:48:54.000 I feel so juvenile.
00:48:57.000 There are good people.
00:48:58.000 We're good people out here.
00:49:00.000 We're Americans.
00:49:01.000 We hate Nazis.
00:49:03.000 I mean, I'm sorry to keep bringing up handicapped, but if someone was special, that's what they'd say.
00:49:08.000 I'm special.
00:49:09.000 I'm number one.
00:49:10.000 I don't like bad guys.
00:49:11.000 I'm a good guy.
00:49:13.000 I don't like Nazis.
00:49:14.000 I don't like the KKK.
00:49:15.000 You go, okay.
00:49:17.000 I'm sure.
00:49:18.000 Good stuff.
00:49:21.000 See if you can look up Halfwits.
00:49:24.000 Martin Short.
00:49:26.000 He does this character that's very slow, hence being on the show Half Wits.
00:49:33.000 And it's Mark Ruffalo.
00:49:34.000 If you want to see what he looks like on the inside, you need only to look at this character.
00:49:40.000 Okay, jump forward.
00:49:45.000 Lawyer in.
00:49:47.000 There he is, Lawrence.
00:49:48.000 I'm having some degree of difficulty getting through high school.
00:49:52.000 I see.
00:49:52.000 Well, good to have you through it.
00:49:54.000 I'm sure you will, Lawrence.
00:49:56.000 Because I have certain goals in life I feel compelled to complete.
00:49:59.000 Very, very good.
00:50:00.000 One of which is becoming a circuit court judge.
00:50:03.000 Good.
00:50:03.000 Good to have ambition.
00:50:04.000 And the second is perhaps playing professional hockey.
00:50:07.000 Good to have you here, Lawrence, and good luck to you tonight.
00:50:09.000 Righto, Alex then.
00:50:10.000 Now it's time to play halfwits.
00:50:12.000 Righto, Alex then.
00:50:14.000 You know his secret to that character?
00:50:16.000 He blacked out the bottoms of his teeth to make his teeth shorter.
00:50:22.000 Brilliant.
00:50:26.000 So Tucker Carlson was smart enough.
00:50:29.000 Fox Nation is something I highly recommend you subscribe to.
00:50:32.000 I got it.
00:50:33.000 And I watched the January 6th stuff.
00:50:35.000 They did a really good job.
00:50:40.000 But then just when you're getting bored of subscribing, he comes out with this.
00:50:44.000 He's been following Kyle around for months.
00:50:47.000 So they have a 30 for 30 ready, and they couldn't put it out until they had the verdict.
00:50:51.000 So now, like today, we have all of this footage building up to the trial.
00:50:56.000 I mean, it's like better than a fictional movie.
00:50:59.000 It's better than Ghostbusters.
00:51:03.000 You know another good thing about that movie?
00:51:06.000 It gets rocking right out of the gate.
00:51:09.000 Like within, at the very beginning, you see demons coming out of the mountain.
00:51:15.000 We see ghosts within the first 10 minutes.
00:51:19.000 Unlike Lake Placid, where we walked out because it was an hour in and we still hadn't seen the monster alligator.
00:51:26.000 We went over to the counter and we go, where the fuck's the monster?
00:51:32.000 2-6.
00:51:34.000 Okay.
00:51:37.000 I'm not impressed, by the way, with you, Ryan.
00:51:39.000 I was looking up the actual thing here.
00:51:42.000 What?
00:51:43.000 It was the right to self-defense on trial.
00:51:46.000 It wasn't Kyle Brittenhouse on trial in Wisconsin.
00:51:49.000 It was the right to self-defense on trial.
00:51:52.000 And if I was convicted, no one would be able, no one would ever be privileged to defend their life against attackers.
00:52:03.000 It wasn't Kyle Bridenhaus.
00:52:04.000 That's the best grammar there.
00:52:06.000 2-7, he says he supports BLM.
00:52:09.000 I'll give him this.
00:52:11.000 Because in the narrative, he's the face of white supremacy.
00:52:15.000 So you might as well just say, I support BLM.
00:52:19.000 In this instance, I get the motive.
00:52:21.000 I wouldn't do it, but I get it.
00:52:23.000 This case has nothing to do with race.
00:52:26.000 It never had anything to do with race.
00:52:28.000 It had to do with the right to self-defense.
00:52:31.000 I'm not a racist person.
00:52:33.000 I support the BLM movement.
00:52:34.000 I support peacefully demonstrating.
00:52:37.000 And I believe there needs to be change.
00:52:40.000 I believe there's a lot of prosecutorial misconduct, not just in my case, but in other cases.
00:52:46.000 And it's just amazing to see how much a prosecutor can take advantage of somebody.
00:52:56.000 So that's it for Rittenhouse.
00:52:58.000 So, you know, I started out that segment saying that I think there's some truth in the fact that a black person wouldn't have gotten away with that because blacks rarely get away with self-defense. 1.00
00:53:10.000 And Ryan disagrees with me.
00:53:13.000 Yeah, like this Philly woman here. 0.98
00:53:15.000 Killed a boyfriend, somebody who threatened to put her in the grave.
00:53:19.000 Okay, fine.
00:53:21.000 That's eight.
00:53:22.000 The Toya Ramsior.
00:53:24.000 Give me one more.
00:53:25.000 I bet you can't find one more.
00:53:28.000 What about Andre Roy?
00:53:30.000 Claim self-defense got off.
00:53:32.000 All right, fine.
00:53:33.000 He was in a gallery stabbing people.
00:53:35.000 Okay, fine.
00:53:36.000 You have nine.
00:53:36.000 Killed a 60-year-old.
00:53:38.000 Fine.
00:53:38.000 I defy you that you won't even make it to 10.
00:53:40.000 Try to find one more black person that got away with self-defense. 1.00
00:53:44.000 If Kenneth Ray Smith counts, then we have 10.
00:53:48.000 The 20-minute deliberation.
00:53:50.000 10.
00:53:50.000 First-degree murder, first-degree manslaughter ruling.
00:53:54.000 He's acquitted.
00:53:55.000 Okay, that's nothing.
00:53:57.000 Try to go past 10.
00:53:58.000 I don't think you could.
00:53:59.000 I literally could because they almost always end up in jail.
00:54:03.000 My only problem with going to 11, these go to 11, is pronouncing this man's name, which is like a weird name, Nehemarcus Kanushkaminigan.
00:54:13.000 Neiman Marcus?
00:54:14.000 That's the guy that the store is named after him?
00:54:17.000 Nehemiah Martin.
00:54:18.000 Remember him?
00:54:19.000 Okay.
00:54:20.000 What's that, 11?
00:54:21.000 Big deal.
00:54:22.000 Try to name one more.
00:54:24.000 Simone's Biles' brother, acquitted of murder charges.
00:54:28.000 Oh, the gymnast.
00:54:29.000 Yes.
00:54:31.000 Okay, that's only 12, though.
00:54:33.000 Remember the baby?
00:54:35.000 The rapper?
00:54:36.000 He was connected to a deadly shooting, and his charges were dropped.
00:54:39.000 Okay, 12.
00:54:40.000 Big deal.
00:54:41.000 It's not that many.
00:54:43.000 Did you say 13?
00:54:44.000 I don't think you could make it to 13.
00:54:46.000 Okay, what about the fatal Q-train push?
00:54:48.000 You pushed the guy into the fucking tracks.
00:54:50.000 Found not guilty of murder or manslaughter.
00:54:54.000 Okay, fine.
00:54:55.000 12.
00:54:56.000 So there's 12 cases.
00:54:57.000 I don't think there's any more than that.
00:54:59.000 It doesn't happen.
00:55:01.000 There was an attempted murder shooting at the Walmart.
00:55:04.000 He said he was acting in self-defense.
00:55:05.000 He fired 16 shots.
00:55:07.000 It was pretty insane.
00:55:09.000 What are we at?
00:55:09.000 What's that?
00:55:09.000 13?
00:55:10.000 I'm not sure.
00:55:11.000 Unlucky 13.
00:55:13.000 Big deal.
00:55:14.000 It almost never happens, and it's really hard to find instances of blacks getting away with self-defense.
00:55:20.000 Well, this guy, this stand your ground case.
00:55:23.000 He held a gun to a dude.
00:55:26.000 Fucking...
00:55:27.000 Okay, for shot.
00:55:30.000 You won't find any more.
00:55:32.000 That's it.
00:55:33.000 What about this guy?
00:55:36.000 Shooting at the triangle, Martin.
00:55:38.000 All right, so we have 15 cases, but for the most part, it's very difficult to find blacks who get away with self-defense. 0.58
00:55:45.000 It's primarily a white thing.
00:55:48.000 This guy was black, too.
00:55:50.000 Oh, wait.
00:55:52.000 He's not black, but he's not white. 0.78
00:55:54.000 He looks like you.
00:55:56.000 Let's move on.
00:55:59.000 That's your cousin.
00:56:01.000 I won't speak on that.
00:56:02.000 So I'm not going...
00:56:03.000 That's only 15.
00:56:05.000 I doubt you could make it to 20.
00:56:09.000 I don't think I can.
00:56:11.000 I don't think you can.
00:56:14.000 Best of luck to you.
00:56:16.000 Oh, defendant Dayton double shooting found not guilty on self-defense.
00:56:21.000 What's his name?
00:56:23.000 Let's see.
00:56:24.000 Michael Jenkins Mikhail Jenkins.
00:56:28.000 Mikhail?
00:56:29.000 What's the matter with Michael?
00:56:31.000 A lot.
00:56:32.000 I can't remember what we're at now.
00:56:34.000 16?
00:56:35.000 It's irrelevant.
00:56:36.000 I mean, the point's disproven.
00:56:38.000 No, it's not.
00:56:39.000 It's very rare.
00:56:40.000 I don't think you'll be able to find that many.
00:56:43.000 A man acquitted of killing Utah neighbor because he acted in self-defense.
00:56:48.000 I don't know how they found that out.
00:56:50.000 Okay.
00:56:51.000 18, I guess.
00:56:53.000 What do you mean, you guess?
00:56:54.000 I need that.
00:56:56.000 What about this woman? 0.80
00:56:57.000 She's black as hell. 1.00
00:56:59.000 She was acquitted.
00:57:00.000 Stabbed a dude in self-defense, quote unquote.
00:57:03.000 I feel like that's 18.
00:57:05.000 Maybe.
00:57:06.000 It's still very rare, though.
00:57:08.000 I don't think that's rare.
00:57:10.000 I mean, like, they're 14% of the...
00:57:12.000 Anyway, this Brooklyn man shot a Cuomo 8 in 2015, and it turns out he was acquitted.
00:57:20.000 Cuomo 8 was probably a racist.
00:57:22.000 It's probably good that he died.
00:57:23.000 That doesn't mean he's a good person.
00:57:24.000 He's probably in the KKK. 0.76
00:57:25.000 For the record, I hate the KKK.
00:57:27.000 Oh, me too.
00:57:29.000 Actually, I double hate them.
00:57:31.000 I don't want them in New York City anymore.
00:57:33.000 Where's their headquarters?
00:57:36.000 Is it by Grand Central?
00:57:37.000 I think it's overlooking Central Park.
00:57:40.000 They own a penthouse suite where they have big Klan rallies all over Central Park.
00:57:45.000 They'll go galloping around Central Park with their hoods on.
00:57:48.000 It's terrible.
00:57:49.000 Those New Yorkers have had enough of it. 0.96
00:57:51.000 It's that white building with the pointy top.
00:57:54.000 Yeah, they have their own Skyrise.
00:57:56.000 Big, huge KKK logo on the front.
00:57:58.000 Fuck you.
00:58:01.000 They call this kid a teen.
00:58:02.000 There was this kid.
00:58:04.000 He was acquitted from Akron.
00:58:06.000 Akrantine, clear.
00:58:08.000 How come you don't know their names?
00:58:10.000 I call him Akronteen, but his name is Naquan Waray.
00:58:15.000 He's 17.
00:58:16.000 Hey, that's the same age that Rittenhouse was.
00:58:19.000 He's not a teen.
00:58:20.000 He's a man.
00:58:21.000 Remember?
00:58:21.000 Was that the one that was the same day?
00:58:23.000 No, no, that's last year.
00:58:25.000 Yeah.
00:58:26.000 You've got to go back a whole year to find them now.
00:58:28.000 Now you're really desperate.
00:58:29.000 You didn't have a choice.
00:58:30.000 It was a do or die.
00:58:32.000 Okay, name one more.
00:58:33.000 I don't think you can.
00:58:35.000 Name one more black person getting away with self-defense. 1.00
00:58:38.000 I defy you.
00:58:39.000 I could not name him, but there's Marcus Weldon.
00:58:44.000 So I do want to name him, in fact.
00:58:46.000 Marcus Weldon.
00:58:48.000 Yep.
00:58:48.000 Where was that now?
00:58:51.000 The pacing is going kind of slow here.
00:58:55.000 Well, those are all the ones that I had links for, but there's Tobias Davis, there's Rodney West, there's Tyshawn Plowden, and Gabriel Chavez.
00:59:03.000 We know that's not a white name, don't we, frankly?
00:59:07.000 Is that it?
00:59:09.000 Yep.
00:59:10.000 There's only four that don't have links?
00:59:14.000 I found links for a bunch of them that didn't have links.
00:59:18.000 Okay.
00:59:19.000 So you, but you listed a bunch of names there, and you had four.
00:59:26.000 Are you going to ruin this fucking bit, and am I going to blow a hole in your motherfucking head?
00:59:31.000 Am I going to have to break the fourth wall with a bullet?
00:59:34.000 I went through all of my links that I had, and then went through all of the names, and only three of them I didn't have links for, where that just says also, and it's just names.
00:59:42.000 So I went and did the extra work and found the name.
00:59:44.000 I found the links.
00:59:45.000 There's 20 names with links.
00:59:47.000 We just ruined the bit.
00:59:48.000 There's 20 names with links, and then there's a list of another 15 names.
00:59:52.000 There's a couple of doubles.
00:59:53.000 What you're supposed to do at the end.
00:59:55.000 This one has doubles.
00:59:56.000 What about the list of names right in your face?
00:59:58.000 They don't have links because we don't have the time to show every single link.
01:00:02.000 So I gave you 20 links, and then I gave you a whole bunch of names.
01:00:06.000 You gave me 20.
01:00:06.000 And you listed four names.
01:00:08.000 You gave me four.
01:00:11.000 Yes, go down.
01:00:12.000 Yeah, yeah, I got all those.
01:00:13.000 I found links for those.
01:00:14.000 Those ones at the bottom.
01:00:15.000 Yeah, I found links for all those.
01:00:16.000 I don't want links for those.
01:00:17.000 Well, I did.
01:00:18.000 Because you gave me doubles of this one, The Simpkins.
01:00:21.000 You gave me, instead of the, look at this.
01:00:22.000 Dolores White and Trey Adams, same link.
01:00:25.000 Oops.
01:00:26.000 Big fucking deal.
01:00:27.000 You're supposed to end with a big pile of names.
01:00:30.000 So that's four.
01:00:31.000 Like, I spell it out for you.
01:00:32.000 Couldn't be simpler this bit.
01:00:34.000 It's got all those links.
01:00:35.000 Fuck the repeats.
01:00:36.000 Don't worry about it.
01:00:37.000 And then it ends with bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
01:00:40.000 You list like 15.
01:00:41.000 Instead, you list four.
01:00:42.000 Does that sound like it has a lot of impact to go one, two, three, four at the end to make your point?
01:00:47.000 Does that really get out of the park?
01:00:49.000 Since there were duplicates, we didn't make it to 20.
01:00:51.000 I linked some of these and then I read the rest of them.
01:00:55.000 Four.
01:00:56.000 It should end with one, two, three, four, five.
01:00:59.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
01:01:00.000 That's called having an impact.
01:01:02.000 Deduct four.
01:01:03.000 So I gave you this thing and you ruined it.
01:01:07.000 You didn't tell me just read the names out.
01:01:09.000 It's pretty clear.
01:01:10.000 I say, I don't think you can name anymore.
01:01:12.000 I remember the last one.
01:01:13.000 Okay.
01:01:13.000 So I remember that last name.
01:01:15.000 Because you fudged up and you doubled.
01:01:17.000 There's four links gone.
01:01:18.000 We didn't make it to 20.
01:01:19.000 That doesn't matter.
01:01:20.000 Oh, it does.
01:01:21.000 Because then we can't get to 20.
01:01:22.000 It doesn't matter to 20.
01:01:24.000 It's just an amount.
01:01:26.000 It could be 16.
01:01:27.000 That's fine.
01:01:27.000 20 blacks getting away with the same.
01:01:28.000 Link, link, link, link, link, link, link.
01:01:29.000 20 blacks getting away with self-defense.
01:01:33.000 20 blacks getting away with self-defense? 0.64
01:01:35.000 Yeah, that's not the title of this.
01:01:37.000 That's the title of your email, so you know what email I mean.
01:01:40.000 We didn't make a card.
01:01:41.000 You're counting them?
01:01:42.000 Yeah.
01:01:42.000 And you're telling me what the count's at?
01:01:45.000 Yes.
01:01:45.000 And you missed four links, so to get to 20, I linked four.
01:01:48.000 You don't need to get to 20.
01:01:50.000 Why do you need to get to 20?
01:01:52.000 How about this?
01:01:53.000 Answer this.
01:01:54.000 Why do you need to get to 20?
01:01:55.000 Because it says 20 black figures with me. 0.56
01:01:56.000 What says that?
01:01:57.000 The email.
01:01:59.000 No one's saying the email.
01:02:00.000 But you're counting.
01:02:00.000 The email is meant to be invisible.
01:02:02.000 That means you're counting it.
01:02:04.000 You're counting it.
01:02:05.000 It doesn't matter what number I get to.
01:02:07.000 16 is fine.
01:02:09.000 Because if you list.
01:02:10.000 Why does it have to be 20?
01:02:10.000 Because if you list 20 and I don't make it to 20, that's not enough.
01:02:15.000 You put double links in here.
01:02:17.000 I can tell by the time in the show when the bid is getting old.
01:02:22.000 I can tell when it's time to wrap it up.
01:02:23.000 What I gave you was a bunch of tools.
01:02:26.000 You changed the tools.
01:02:28.000 I added to the tools.
01:02:30.000 Don't add to the tools.
01:02:31.000 I fucking added to the tools.
01:02:32.000 Don't add to the tools.
01:02:33.000 It doesn't need to get to me.
01:02:34.000 I looked them up.
01:02:35.000 I looked them up.
01:02:36.000 I looked up these guys.
01:02:38.000 Terrible bids.
01:02:39.000 I looked up these guys.
01:02:41.000 Don't look shit up.
01:02:42.000 You're doing a fucking show.
01:02:43.000 Beyond.
01:02:44.000 Yeah.
01:02:45.000 No, less.
01:02:46.000 Not above and beyond.
01:02:47.000 Less.
01:02:48.000 More.
01:02:48.000 No.
01:02:49.000 Don't do more.
01:02:51.000 Don't do more.
01:02:52.000 You know, in a perfect world, I would just be able to say, hey, man, when we do the show, dig up a bunch of blacks that got away with self-defense, and then you could handle it. 1.00
01:03:02.000 But I thought, no, he can't handle that.
01:03:03.000 No, I'm just doing the work.
01:03:04.000 You would have no.
01:03:05.000 No, you would have no graphical.
01:03:07.000 You would have nothing.
01:03:09.000 Anytime you went to a link or a video, I'd have to stop doing that and doing that.
01:03:12.000 It is too much.
01:03:13.000 You couldn't do that.
01:03:14.000 The best producer couldn't do that.
01:03:15.000 Somebody finding research and going through a flow of links and videos.
01:03:20.000 No, that's not how that goes.
01:03:22.000 All right, whatever.
01:03:23.000 I'll give you that.
01:03:24.000 Thank you.
01:03:26.000 Still wrecked a bit.
01:03:27.000 I'm sorry.
01:03:28.000 I didn't think I wrecked the bit.
01:03:29.000 You did wreck the bit.
01:03:30.000 You're incapable of admitting when you do something wrong.
01:03:34.000 I did something different that you didn't redirect to.
01:03:36.000 You know what's funny about you?
01:03:37.000 You'll never know if you were right or wrong because you always argue with me and your wife.
01:03:44.000 I think you're wrong.
01:03:45.000 I think you had a specific idea in mind that you didn't voice to me.
01:03:48.000 You didn't communicate to me.
01:03:50.000 You didn't say, at the end, just read these names off real quick.
01:03:52.000 I would have done that.
01:03:53.000 Everyone just saw the email.
01:03:55.000 It couldn't be more obvious that at the end, you're going to be expected to read off the names because there's no fucking link.
01:04:00.000 And so reading the names off fast is what I did.
01:04:04.000 I listed about six of them.
01:04:05.000 And if you take four away from that list, it adds up to the amount of links that I had to supply.
01:04:10.000 I'd rather you repeated them, say like, here's another thing.
01:04:13.000 That's that Dolores chick again. 1.00
01:04:15.000 And so we still have the list at the end.
01:04:17.000 Four is no way to end the bit.
01:04:20.000 Anyway, now you're making it worse by dragging this out.
01:04:23.000 You fucked up.
01:04:24.000 The end.
01:04:27.000 Let's go to the mailbag.
01:04:48.000 I recently watched the Tony Bourdain documentary, Roadrunner.
01:04:52.000 I just finished reading Kitchen Confidential, so I thought it was appropriate to top it off with the documentary.
01:04:58.000 Why are you telling us this, sir?
01:05:00.000 In a letter.
01:05:01.000 Do you think I give a fuck what you read?
01:05:04.000 I saw a movie recently, I thought I should watch the movie because I just read a book.
01:05:08.000 That's nice, stranger.
01:05:09.000 Thanks for the heads up.
01:05:12.000 I've avoiding it since its release because I thought it might soil my memory of they guy.
01:05:19.000 Sir, you're a fucking loser.
01:05:21.000 I'm not reading the rest of your retarded letter, you fucking boring cunt. 1.00
01:05:25.000 Here's how you write a letter to a show that's going to be read out loud.
01:05:29.000 You go right to the chase.
01:05:30.000 Hey, did you see the new Anthony Bourdain dog?
01:05:33.000 He fucked a pig in it. 0.97
01:05:34.000 Gotcha.
01:05:37.000 Should I get the fuck out of Germany?
01:05:38.000 Yes.
01:05:39.000 You know what they call a beautiful woman in Germany?
01:05:42.000 A tourist.
01:05:43.000 I'm 29 and currently living in Germany doing a painting and decorating apprenticeship.
01:05:48.000 What the fuck is that?
01:05:50.000 What the fuck is that?
01:05:53.000 Are you painting homes like someone who paints a house?
01:05:56.000 Or are you doing like art?
01:05:58.000 And if you're doing art, what's decorating?
01:06:01.000 What the fuck is a painting and decorating apprenticeship?
01:06:05.000 Thanks for telling me to sort my life out and get a trade.
01:06:08.000 Interior design?
01:06:10.000 Is that what you're taking?
01:06:12.000 I would finish it in August.
01:06:14.000 China virus restrictions are becoming ever more coercive and nasty here with threats of fines if you don't get vaccinated.
01:06:18.000 I'm not vaccinated.
01:06:19.000 I don't particularly want to.
01:06:20.000 And right now I have to test every day, blah, blah, blah.
01:06:24.000 Which means I have to do extra time to make up.
01:06:25.000 I have to get a test to take the bus or train or anything.
01:06:28.000 It's as if we're being punished.
01:06:30.000 Yeah.
01:06:31.000 You can see why fascism took off in Germany.
01:06:34.000 I'm originally from England and I'm now stuck between a rock and a hard place.
01:06:37.000 Do I stay here, take Z vaccine and eat Z bugs?
01:06:40.000 Or do I quit the apprenticeship, prepare like a Jew in 1933 to get the fuck out of here and back to my family before it's too late? 1.00
01:06:46.000 It shows me helping me through some difficult times.
01:06:48.000 So big thank you.
01:06:49.000 No, you got to finish what you started, dude.
01:06:52.000 I don't know what the fuck a decorating apprenticeship is, but if it's over in August, you can't stick it out.
01:06:59.000 The rules suck, yes.
01:07:00.000 The rules suck here.
01:07:01.000 We've got a bunch of stupid rules, too.
01:07:06.000 This is from Ian about Lead Hills.
01:07:09.000 Ooh, that's one of my favorite memories is going to Lead Hills as a kid.
01:07:13.000 All right, my man, I know you're a WeJFA garbles. 0.99
01:07:16.000 So how the fuck do you know about We Lead House?
01:07:18.000 Do you know they're all mad shaggers there, wife swapping at the We Pub, which is called the Hopeton, once a month? 1.00
01:07:26.000 I'll work pouring concrete way three Lead Hills?
01:07:30.000 Oh, way three Lead Hills Boys 20 years ago.
01:07:33.000 Man was pumping Wee Gene the Dumpy Barmaid. 1.00
01:07:38.000 Look up Gavin McInnes Gran's birthday.
01:07:43.000 I was just thinking about this because my mother-in-law is Indian and she said there's no such thing as white culture.
01:07:48.000 And I thought, if anyone could go to the Hopedon in Lead Hills, they'd be overwhelmed with white culture. 0.99
01:07:55.000 Lead Hills was a mining town.
01:07:57.000 Its hills had lead.
01:07:59.000 My gay uncle, God rest his soul, was obsessed with mines and rocks and miners and the suffering they went through.
01:08:09.000 You talk about bitching about slavery. 1.00
01:08:10.000 You may want to check in on the Industrial Revolution and the lives of the miners.
01:08:14.000 They'd have these big thick cable-knit sweaters and they'd get home.
01:08:19.000 They'd be drenched like you were swimming.
01:08:23.000 And they would put the sweaters on these steel things in front of the fireplace to dry overnight.
01:08:28.000 And then they get up at like five in the morning and put them on.
01:08:30.000 They were still wet.
01:08:32.000 Imagine you wake up, it's dark outside, it's raining, and you go over, you're fucking freezing because the coal fire went out over the course of the night.
01:08:40.000 And then you put on a wet sweater.
01:08:43.000 What's worse than a wet sweater?
01:08:45.000 Maybe wet boots.
01:08:49.000 There it is.
01:08:50.000 So go farther.
01:08:51.000 You'll have to jump a bit.
01:08:53.000 Because I filmed myself going there.
01:08:55.000 Skip all that shit.
01:08:57.000 I think it's towards the end.
01:08:59.000 But that's Lead Hills.
01:09:00.000 So there's no lead anymore.
01:09:02.000 There's no mine.
01:09:02.000 So it's a dead town.
01:09:03.000 Everyone's on welfare.
01:09:04.000 The pub is fucking great.
01:09:07.000 But it's a very poor town.
01:09:09.000 It's weird because you'd think, like, wait, stop.
01:09:14.000 Stop, stop.
01:09:16.000 You'd think that they just leave the town.
01:09:18.000 There's no jobs at all.
01:09:20.000 Nope.
01:09:20.000 They've got the pub.
01:09:21.000 They've got the post office.
01:09:23.000 They've got one school, I think.
01:09:24.000 They've got the shittiest golf course you've ever played on in your life.
01:09:28.000 But this is the Hopedon.
01:09:30.000 The Hopedon I love because there's a club in the front, club, meaning like a nice pub where you have a little cucumber sandwich and maybe a gin and tonic and a wine.
01:09:40.000 And it's very clean and brightly lit with windows everywhere.
01:09:42.000 And then at the back of that, there's the pub.
01:09:45.000 And the women go to the club and the men go to the pub. 0.92
01:09:49.000 Although the lines are blurred now.
01:09:51.000 But occasionally someone will come back and sneak a pint of the pub and he's at the club with his wife.
01:09:56.000 So he'll have a cardigan on and a little Fred Perry done up all the way.
01:10:00.000 And then everyone ribs him and breaks his balls for being a pussy and having a GNT with his wife. 0.99
01:10:08.000 And then he sneaks back into the club.
01:10:10.000 But this is the Hopedon.
01:10:15.000 No children under the age of 15.
01:10:17.000 15 year olds are welcome.
01:10:18.000 That's the entire bar.
01:10:25.000 That's my dead uncle.
01:10:29.000 Strachan.
01:10:39.000 See that old guy on the left?
01:10:41.000 God, look at the shit quality of that film.
01:10:47.000 It was a Sony handy cam.
01:10:48.000 An iPhone is way better.
01:10:51.000 Just busting out the bagpipes in the pub.
01:10:53.000 Accordions, flutes.
01:10:57.000 Everyone stops talking.
01:11:07.000 I was staring at that guy because he was so phenomenally ugly.
01:11:10.000 And he caught me stiffing.
01:11:13.000 This is the Scottish national anthem, Flower Scotland.
01:11:17.000 But yeah, those old dudes in the corner, they're there every day.
01:11:19.000 One time a woman went up to go to the bathroom. 1.00
01:11:21.000 She left her purse on the table.
01:11:22.000 They went in her purse and invaded her makeup. 0.76
01:11:25.000 When she came out, they had like lipstick on, eyeshadow, rouge. 0.94
01:11:36.000 This guy's an entire line off.
01:11:40.000 And then you see our buddy try to get him back on track.
01:11:49.000 There we go, he's back on track.
01:11:55.000 And sent him homeward to think again.
01:12:02.000 That was fun.
01:12:05.000 Hey, homies, I just got the updated app, and it is constantly buffering on mobile data, whereas the previous version did not.
01:12:13.000 Okay, well, that was CC'd to the support.
01:12:16.000 What we did was, I told you this already, we have a beta that we're sending out.
01:12:20.000 His name's Ryan.
01:12:23.000 And that elite group will get to test the bugs, and then once they come back, and obviously there's bugs, we'll update the app.
01:12:30.000 I'm sorry this is taking so long.
01:12:32.000 For the record, the tech guy is Indian as a Native American, not the good tech guy. 1.00
01:12:40.000 Remember that?
01:12:40.000 He was up here working on stuff, and the security guy comes in, and I go, trust me, dude, Puerto Rican, Japanese, and Indians, you want to work with white people.
01:12:50.000 These guys are terrible.
01:12:51.000 And he goes, I'm actually Native American.
01:12:54.000 What percentage?
01:12:55.000 Well, I wish it was more, but 4%.
01:12:58.000 What?
01:12:59.000 I don't even know how you get to 4.
01:13:01.000 It's 50.
01:13:02.000 It's 25.
01:13:03.000 It's 12.5.
01:13:05.000 It's 6.25.
01:13:08.000 4?
01:13:11.000 Yes.
01:13:13.000 He did get to 4 at some point.
01:13:18.000 But Mr. Rosenbaum was about 5-4.
01:13:24.000 And he said the N-word.
01:13:29.000 Was that Kyle?
01:13:29.000 I couldn't see you because you were behind the camera.
01:13:31.000 Yeah.
01:13:33.000 It was.
01:13:35.000 Yeah, he does have a sort of like, moo, to every sentence. 0.98
01:13:39.000 And then he'll like squint and then like shake his head no.
01:13:43.000 He was an idiot.
01:13:50.000 Yeah.
01:13:52.000 Just a nice guy.
01:13:53.000 Excellent Kyle tribute.
01:13:55.000 One minute, 40 seconds.
01:13:56.000 Well, this is the perfect show for it.
01:13:58.000 This is a good show for that show.
01:14:00.000 It is.
01:14:01.000 Did you see Kyle, by the way, the other day?
01:14:04.000 Me?
01:14:05.000 Yeah.
01:14:05.000 I don't believe I did.
01:14:07.000 Well, you were watching the trial.
01:14:10.000 How could you watch a trial and not see Kyle?
01:14:15.000 He was on the television every second of the trial.
01:14:17.000 If you watched a trial, then you saw Kyle.
01:14:19.000 So don't sit here and deny that you see Kyle.
01:14:22.000 Oh, what you're saying is seeing me, not Sieg Heiling.
01:14:34.000 Yeah.
01:14:35.000 I now get it.
01:14:37.000 Okay, let's check this out.
01:14:40.000 Looks like Kevin Smith.
01:14:41.000 I want to see the best picture.
01:15:56.000 I don't get that one.
01:15:57.000 Spicy mukbang. 0.96
01:16:12.000 Isn't it weird how many sex offenders there are?
01:16:14.000 Like the jumping kickman was a sex offender.
01:16:16.000 The guy who drove through the parade was a sex offender.
01:16:21.000 That guy beat women, including his mother and grandmother. 0.99
01:16:26.000 More common than you think.
01:16:30.000 Wow.
01:16:31.000 That was a lot of fun.
01:16:33.000 Oh, speaking of court, my friend, I have to take you to Impression Court. 0.66
01:16:46.000 Okay.
01:16:47.000 In the case of me doing a bad Joe Exotic Impression that sounds like Michael Caine, I'd like to refer you to evidence piece number one of how weird Joe Exotic Talks.
01:17:01.000 If you like pizza, pasta, or a chicken alfreo, I can promise you, Zitters is the place you want to stop.
01:17:08.000 They spelt pizzeria wrong, by the way.
01:17:10.000 My wife said, no, that's how you spell it.
01:17:12.000 I was like, let's look at pizzeria.
01:17:14.000 She's like, all right, they spelt it wrong too.
01:17:16.000 Wait a minute.
01:17:16.000 Dude, are you for the prosecution or the defense?
01:17:19.000 I'm defending that I sound just like Joe Exotic.
01:17:21.000 Just lot.
01:17:22.000 That's lot is East London.
01:17:24.000 I don't hear Michael Kane when he's talking.
01:17:26.000 That's how he talks.
01:17:27.000 It's right in front of the Greater Windowed Exotic Animal Park, you know?
01:17:30.000 Exotic Animal Park?
01:17:32.000 Don't have to enter the zoo.
01:17:33.000 Heff?
01:17:34.000 To sit down and have some of the world's famous pizza?
01:17:37.000 Pizza?
01:17:38.000 A cold beer, something else to drink, and sit down in an atmosphere next to tigers that you have never experienced.
01:17:45.000 Next to tigers that you've never experienced.
01:17:48.000 Anywhere in the world.
01:17:49.000 Say the word L-I-K-E. 1.00
01:17:52.000 Loch.
01:17:53.000 See, you were saying Loik.
01:17:55.000 You heard me right.
01:17:56.000 You can sit down on the patio right next to Real Life Tigers.
01:18:00.000 Tiger's best homemade pizza that I make from scratch.
01:18:06.000 And that's a Joe Exotic Promise.
01:18:08.000 So I'd like to say that my Joe Exotic is actually the best.
01:18:12.000 And if you look at some of the other scrubs doing impressions, they're not so good.
01:18:17.000 So today I'd like to list that I am the best Joe Exotic impression ever.
01:18:22.000 This one is terrible.
01:18:25.000 Two, once the coronavirus ends.
01:18:29.000 I'll take...
01:18:30.000 Here we go.
01:18:31.000 Ew.
01:18:32.000 But I feel like if I was going to do something, I mean, it doesn't matter.
01:18:36.000 You just engage.
01:18:38.000 As long as you keep the camera rolling.
01:18:41.000 That's what's important.
01:18:42.000 What are they laughing at?
01:18:43.000 I don't know these simple things.
01:18:45.000 I would like to bring to the stand Ryan Rivera.
01:18:49.000 Hello?
01:18:50.000 Ryan Rivera, did you not say, and I quote, yes, I do sound like Michael Caine.
01:18:57.000 End of quote.
01:18:58.000 Okay, I did.
01:19:00.000 Yeah, I rest my case.
01:19:01.000 No, no, no.
01:19:02.000 I do confer to the...
01:19:03.000 Confer?
01:19:05.000 You mean concur?
01:19:06.000 No, yeah.
01:19:07.000 Do you conifer?
01:19:08.000 I do deciduous.
01:19:10.000 Okay, that.
01:19:10.000 My deciduous is that you're wrong.
01:19:12.000 There was one point where I did sound like Michael Caine.
01:19:15.000 The rest of it was just fine.
01:19:17.000 Okay.
01:19:19.000 Ridiculous court case.
01:19:21.000 I think we're declaring a mistrial.
01:19:23.000 I think it would be unfair if I didn't mark your evidence here.
01:19:27.000 It's out right now.
01:19:28.000 New season?
01:19:29.000 You're in jail.
01:19:30.000 Yeah, that's a new season.
01:19:31.000 There's footage of me talking to people outside of the jail.
01:19:34.000 He talks like that.
01:19:35.000 Now you're Scottish?
01:19:36.000 And there's fucking Carol Beskins. 1.00
01:19:39.000 She's running around, and there's a team of targets. 0.97
01:19:42.000 Why do you keep drifting into Michael Cain?
01:19:46.000 I like his movies.
01:19:49.000 It does sound like Michael Caine.
01:19:52.000 It does sound like Michael Caine.
01:19:53.000 Anyway, what a waste of time to make that decision, Court, when you're the guy who said it.
01:19:58.000 Hey, G and dipshit sprinkles.
01:20:00.000 No, hey, G and dipshit.
01:20:02.000 Comma.
01:20:02.000 Sprinkles?
01:20:03.000 Question mark?
01:20:04.000 We will never know until the G-Dog says Uhuru.
01:20:08.000 And we want to see if this person is hilarious.
01:20:11.000 Did you skip way down?
01:20:16.000 No?
01:20:17.000 Okay.
01:20:18.000 Right below, excellent, Kyle Tribute.
01:20:20.000 Oh, have you guys seen Onward?
01:20:22.000 Oh, no, that could be fun.
01:20:23.000 Oh, or you know what might be fun, actually?
01:20:25.000 Is if we just got fucked up and played hide and seek.
01:20:30.000 Yeah.
01:20:31.000 Maybe not tonight.
01:20:32.000 Hide and seek drinking game.
01:20:34.000 I don't think...
01:20:35.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:20:36.000 Not tonight.
01:20:36.000 I feel like Onward dropped right when COVID hit.
01:20:40.000 So just like hiding under the couch, like all the lights turned off, like, oh, nobody find me!
01:20:44.000 Nobody find me!
01:20:45.000 Are you still talking about the hide and seek thing?
01:20:47.000 Oh no, we would be drunk for it.
01:20:48.000 We'd be like, fucked up.
01:20:49.000 No, I fully understand.
01:20:51.000 I just don't think it's like...
01:20:53.000 It's not the vibe tonight.
01:20:54.000 Me and my ex used to play this all the time.
01:20:56.000 She hated it.
01:20:58.000 Just do it.
01:20:59.000 It's like an indoor manhood on movies.
01:21:03.000 All the time.
01:21:04.000 We don't want to play it.
01:21:05.000 Guys, it's a joke.
01:21:07.000 What's it a joke?
01:21:08.000 What's the joke?
01:21:09.000 I just want to drink alcohol and play it hide and seek in the house.
01:21:13.000 Where's the joke in there?
01:21:14.000 That's what I really want to do.
01:21:16.000 It's a joke.
01:21:17.000 Couple shots.
01:21:17.000 No!
01:21:18.000 We're watching the movie!
01:21:20.000 Don't find me!
01:21:21.000 I don't think you know what a joke is.
01:21:24.000 I do know what a joke is.
01:21:25.000 No, I know what a joke is.
01:21:27.000 Hide.
01:21:28.000 What?
01:21:28.000 What?
01:21:28.000 Hide.
01:21:29.000 Oh my god.
01:21:31.000 Holy fuck.
01:21:32.000 Find a spot.
01:21:32.000 Oh my god.
01:21:33.000 Oh my god.
01:21:33.000 Oh my god.
01:21:33.000 Okay, I'm about spot.
01:21:35.000 Good.
01:21:36.000 Ten.
01:21:37.000 Nine.
01:21:38.000 Stay with me.
01:21:40.000 Yeah, I think that's pretty sprinkly.
01:21:42.000 Yeah, that guy's got the sprinkles.
01:21:44.000 Hello, it's Michael Cain.
01:21:46.000 No, it's not.
01:21:49.000 By the way, there's a Ryan Rivera character in the new Ghostbusters.
01:21:53.000 What do you mean by that?
01:21:55.000 It's you.
01:21:57.000 An ethnically ambiguous, funny gentleman with a heart of gold.
01:22:01.000 Yeah, a retarded emergency. 1.00
01:22:03.000 A brain of music.
01:22:08.000 Heart of gold, brain of tungsten.
01:22:10.000 Here's a very important letter.
01:22:12.000 I went to a fight this weekend, by the way.
01:22:14.000 Guy from our gym in Jersey, an hour and a half away.
01:22:18.000 And once again, I fell asleep.
01:22:20.000 This was at the match.
01:22:22.000 We had front row seats because we know the guy.
01:22:25.000 His dad got us maybe two rows back.
01:22:29.000 And I get so excited for these things.
01:22:31.000 I grabbed a bottle of fireball for the trip.
01:22:34.000 We've got beers, nose beers, all kinds of fun stuff.
01:22:37.000 Fuggin asleep on my chair.
01:22:41.000 I caught the fight, but not all of it.
01:22:45.000 Our guy won, right?
01:22:48.000 Yes.
01:22:49.000 Our guy won.
01:22:50.000 And then we came back here and watched the Porter Crawford fight.
01:22:57.000 And it was painfully obvious that Crawford was just a cat playing with a mouse before he ate it.
01:23:03.000 He was smiling.
01:23:06.000 And I heard Porter retired after this fight because he got retarded. 1.00
01:23:11.000 He got retarded. 1.00
01:23:12.000 He got knocked.
01:23:14.000 He got retarded. 1.00
01:23:16.000 Yeah.
01:23:17.000 That's my joke.
01:23:20.000 When he would fall down, Porter, he would get so mad, he'd bang on the mat like a baby and then get up again.
01:23:28.000 But yeah, you could, and I think Crawford was talking.
01:23:32.000 He was like, yeah, man, he's from Indiana or something.
01:23:34.000 He's like a total hick.
01:23:35.000 He's like, we probably got to wrap this up at some point, man.
01:23:38.000 I got to go.
01:23:41.000 Anyway, that was fun.
01:23:44.000 Hey, Fags, if Rogan put his pinky in his mouth, wouldn't he be Dr. Evil? 1.00
01:23:50.000 Yeah, you got to watch it with a coat that doesn't fit snug when you sit down on a couch because it can ride up and it makes you look bad.
01:24:02.000 Sup, real ass niggas. 1.00
01:24:03.000 New intro song and start the clip at 42.
01:24:06.000 Use this as a bioweapon for the Middle East. 1.00
01:24:09.000 And this is City Girls Act Up, Twerk with NAS, Arizona.
01:24:27.000 Yay! 0.99
01:24:30.000 What have we done to our girls?
01:24:35.000 They're cheering on her butt cheeks. 1.00
01:24:37.000 This is too much indecency.
01:24:47.000 Isn't it weird how these all these woke feminists, their favorite music is about fucking bitches and slapping them around and I don't take shit from no hoes. 1.00
01:24:59.000 Like they're so triggered, yet their music is way more offensive than punk rock.
01:25:08.000 Which makes me think they don't really mean it.
01:25:11.000 Like if they're jamming out to dudes talking about fucking hoes, then they like it. 0.99
01:25:17.000 So what they're really saying when they yell at you is slap me around.
01:25:21.000 I'm a stupid bitch. 1.00
01:25:25.000 Imagine the cheering stop when she went up and they were just like, ah, cool.
01:25:32.000 Get off the stage.
01:25:35.000 Hey, Gavin, my Canadian brother, I love the idea of hoser news.
01:25:38.000 I did that at Rebel.
01:25:41.000 If you can do us Canadians a big favor and make the Canadian classic hoser movie Fubar part of it or even a special movie.
01:25:48.000 Yeah, we might do that.
01:25:49.000 I mean, I've covered Fubar quite extensively.
01:25:52.000 Put them in vice, partied with them a bunch.
01:25:56.000 You know what's funny about those two guys?
01:25:58.000 They're drama club kids.
01:26:00.000 They're like improv guys.
01:26:01.000 They're not hosers. 1.00
01:26:15.000 I didn't like the sequel to this.
01:26:19.000 I couldn't fucking babysit my fucking giant knuckle.
01:26:23.000 You know, just fucking sit there and watch it and hope it doesn't fucking roll.
01:26:28.000 You can die.
01:26:29.000 Do you understand?
01:26:30.000 You can die.
01:26:32.000 I like where he gets chemo for his ball cancer and it makes him go bald, except his mustache.
01:26:38.000 His mustache stays out.
01:26:40.000 What's up there?
01:26:42.000 Oh, nothing.
01:26:47.000 Okay.
01:26:51.000 Gay straight clubs in public schools.
01:26:55.000 To the editor of Seattle Post, reading, writing, or homosexuality. 0.94
01:26:59.000 Suppressing to know that school districts think learning about homosexuality is a priority.
01:27:03.000 Brackets, students forge a gay straight bond.
01:27:05.000 Kevin Jennings, director of the Gay Lesbian Strait Education Network, created the Gay Straight Alliance clubs and has run a nationwide campaign to get them into every school.
01:27:14.000 Yeah, you know what?
01:27:16.000 This is, dude, you just showed her phone number.
01:27:19.000 Are you the smartest guy in the world?
01:27:20.000 It's blurred.
01:27:26.000 Yeah, homophobia is not a thing in school.
01:27:29.000 Little kids are not getting bullied for being gay.
01:27:31.000 It's cool to be gay, as we learned in the sequel to 21 Jump Street, where they go undercover as narcs, and the coolest guy in school is gay and drives a Prius because the old ways of school are not cool anymore.
01:27:45.000 It's not cool to have a muscle car and call people a fag.
01:27:48.000 It's cool to be a fag. 1.00
01:27:50.000 So there's no reason there for you to be indoctrinating kids.
01:27:55.000 So what does that leave?
01:27:56.000 You want to fuck them.
01:27:58.000 That's what I'm getting from this.
01:27:59.000 All of this like drag queen story hour and let's make kids okay with gays. 1.00
01:28:04.000 Gay is a type of sex that you have where you put it in the butt and in the mouth. 1.00
01:28:08.000 Why do kids need to get involved in that?
01:28:11.000 We want them to know it's okay to have kink. 1.00
01:28:14.000 No, it's not.
01:28:15.000 It's not okay for them to have anything remotely sexual in their life.
01:28:20.000 Oh, this is, Linda's got a bunch here. 0.99
01:28:24.000 So I read that out of sequence.
01:28:26.000 Here's the first one.
01:28:28.000 Why do people send me like five emails in a row?
01:28:32.000 Homopocrisy.
01:28:34.000 School boards have provided cover to homosexuals for years in a way.
01:28:37.000 And then its editor of controversial book, One Teenager and 10, defends pedophilia on KIRO radio.
01:28:45.000 So that's the first one.
01:28:47.000 And then the second one, she goes, I found this book in several kindergarten classrooms in Seattle, public schools.
01:28:55.000 The Seattle School Jury has placed this book, Making Love Visible, into elementary school libraries.
01:29:01.000 Kevin Jennings and G-L-S-E-N pushed to have it placed in public schools.
01:29:07.000 You see?
01:29:09.000 No, you're on the wrong one there, dude.
01:29:11.000 This is 1156 now.
01:29:13.000 I found this book in several kindergarten classrooms.
01:29:17.000 Yes.
01:29:20.000 And then the next one up, I'm going from the bottom up, is what Yebi Started with.
01:29:32.000 And then here's a quote from the homosexual advocacy Bible.
01:29:39.000 I first became sexually active with my playmates.
01:29:42.000 We were human beings who had no social inhibition.
01:29:44.000 We were willing to explore our sexuality to its fullest extent.
01:29:48.000 Yeah.
01:29:48.000 See what I mean?
01:29:49.000 Why are you so into people exploring their sexuality when they're kids?
01:29:56.000 I managed to avoid contracting venereal disease through all my toddler and preteen years.
01:30:03.000 From early childhood, my sex life continued fervently for years without disruption.
01:30:11.000 I managed to avoid venereal disease throughout my toddler years.
01:30:17.000 All right, I'm going to puke.
01:30:20.000 I had a bad feeling about that from day one.
01:30:24.000 Let's jump to the final video.
01:30:46.000 I forgot what this is.
01:30:47.000 You can't touch me?
01:30:48.000 Is this an empty hammer thing?
01:30:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:30:52.000 So this is funny.
01:30:53.000 So they're in Portland.
01:30:55.000 They're mad about the Rittenhouse verdict.
01:30:56.000 They're screaming at the cops, our house.
01:30:59.000 The police station is their house, which means you work for us.
01:31:05.000 This is our property.
01:31:06.000 You're my employee.
01:31:08.000 And I want to decide how it goes.
01:31:10.000 And guess what would happen if that was literally true?
01:31:12.000 Fascism, the first thing they do is come to our houses and arrest us and re-educate us.
01:31:19.000 You want to see fascism?
01:31:21.000 Give Antifa the keys to the city and see how your city fares.
01:31:28.000 It's our house.
01:31:32.000 Look at the guy leaning up there.
01:31:33.000 Maybe he took a Xanax to calm down and he overdid it.
01:31:36.000 Fuck you, coward!
01:31:37.000 Fuck you, coward?
01:31:45.000 Oh shit!
01:31:47.000 Oh shit!
01:31:49.000 What's going on, Deke?
01:31:57.000 You can't touch me.
01:31:58.000 I'm in a wheelchair.
01:31:59.000 I'm a medic.
01:32:01.000 Now I can push you over, actually.
01:32:06.000 The reaction is always the same, too.
01:32:07.000 It's this shocking indignance.
01:32:09.000 What the hell?
01:32:10.000 You just pushed me off my chair.
01:32:12.000 Yeah.
01:32:13.000 You picked a fight with the police.
01:32:15.000 Who picks a fight and then is mortified when it doesn't go their way?
01:32:20.000 That's really what would happen if any of these people got the power they so crave.
01:32:24.000 They would be mortified by reality.
01:32:26.000 That's really what we're up against here.
01:32:28.000 People who have been punched in the face before and people who have never been punched in the face.
01:32:32.000 And people who have never been punched in the face are annoying.
01:32:36.000 I don't like them.
01:32:38.000 They're lippy and arrogant and they want to dominate people.
01:32:43.000 We've always said politics is people who want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.
01:32:49.000 And we're really having some trouble with the latter group here.
01:32:54.000 They're getting on my nerves.
01:32:57.000 And I think I'm going to have to go take care of them.
01:33:00.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:33:19.000 Many, many, many, many men.
01:33:25.000 If it wasn't for rain, Joe wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for pain.
01:33:29.000 Death gotta be easy, cause life is hard.
01:33:32.000 Niggas physically in the most bitch. 1.00
01:33:35.000 For my niggas on the block, put some treatment to guard.
01:33:38.000 Put the niggas on lock, doing life behind bars. 1.00
01:33:41.000 I don't see who comes with me, cause I see things but these factors will give my black ass a hundred years.
01:33:47.000 I'm like Paul being good, fellas.
01:33:48.000 You can call me the dog.
01:33:50.000 Like Malcolm, my nigga.