Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E60 - THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:39.000 Oh my God, we have to bear the button.

00:00:44.000 Oh my God, bear the brain. 0.94

00:00:47.000 What else?

00:00:48.000 What else?

00:00:50.000 Lord help us.

00:00:55.000 It was the Eddie Gloud remix.

00:00:58.000 Once again, Gloud is lame in Latin, which is God sending us a message just in case.

00:01:05.000 God, we don't need any help with Eddie.

00:01:08.000 We know he's the funniest man in showbiz.

00:01:14.000 A real politically correct coxman as far as the way he can brainwash the liberals around him into thinking he has anything to say at all. 0.85

00:01:25.000 None of those words, as Christopher Hitchens said in a debate with him, make any sense in any order whatsoever.

00:01:31.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

00:01:39.000 So that reminds me, yesterday, Ryan, who, by the way, has just been charged with child molestation.

00:01:46.000 Not great for the brand, not great for the show.

00:01:48.000 This isn't true, but I'll pull up what you're talking about.

00:01:52.000 It makes me look bad, Ryan, when you fuck kids.

00:01:55.000 Now, I don't have a problem with maps, minor attracted persons, but when you actually carry out the act, it makes us all uncomfortable.

00:02:03.000 I'm very old-fashioned, and I think child rape is wrong.

00:02:06.000 That is an Indian man of descent.

00:02:09.000 Yeah, look, when we have photographic evidence, there's nothing you can do to change what you did.

00:02:15.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera is facing over 100 different charges for allegedly luring children online by posing as a child social media star and playing shitty music that he claims slaps.

00:02:26.000 My music does slap.

00:02:28.000 I can't even look like him if I tried.

00:02:32.000 Yeah, you'd look nothing like him.

00:02:34.000 Anyway, to get back to what I was saying before I went off at a tangent and discussed Ryan, yesterday, Ryan stumbled upon this social media for people who can't spell.

00:02:50.000 And it's not Twitter, it's the club.

00:02:53.000 Talk.

00:02:54.000 It's on Twitter.

00:02:56.000 But it is called Spaces.

00:02:59.000 Spaces.

00:03:00.000 So Twitter saw that other social media, which I signed up for and never used once, called The Club.

00:03:05.000 Or what's it called again?

00:03:06.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:03:07.000 No.

00:03:08.000 Oh, God damn.

00:03:09.000 The reason I hired a young person is so you know about shit, but you don't know shit about shit.

00:03:14.000 That's fair.

00:03:16.000 That thing, it's just a talking thing.

00:03:17.000 You remember?

00:03:18.000 Oh, Clubhouse.

00:03:19.000 Clubhouse.

00:03:21.000 So I guess they saw that Clubhouse was popular.

00:03:23.000 And let's be honest.

00:03:24.000 Clubhouse and the other thing you just mentioned are for people who are embarrassed that they don't know the basic rules of grammar.

00:03:31.000 And whenever they argue with people, they don't know if it's then, Zan, or like our gentleman of color yesterday who said, I own want to see that.

00:03:40.000 I-O-N, meaning I don't.

00:03:42.000 I own.

00:03:45.000 Not even close.

00:03:46.000 Like, that's worse than the worst redneck hillbilly ever. 1.00

00:03:51.000 And so there was a chat, and this was happening as we were leaving the studio, called, what was it called again?

00:03:58.000 Why do white people even exist?

00:04:00.000 Yeah.

00:04:01.000 Was it even exist or exist?

00:04:04.000 Maybe just exist.

00:04:05.000 Turn it up.

00:04:06.000 Let's hear something.

00:04:07.000 Y'all ain't got to.

00:04:09.000 First of all, listen to TikTok.

00:04:10.000 Let me tell you something.

00:04:11.000 If you're in here, or y'all go right back and tell them, y'all ain't got to tell them that nobody else said shit but me.

00:04:18.000 I'm going to say, listen, you ain't got to chop shit up.

00:04:20.000 I am for the white genocide. 0.99

00:04:22.000 I am for the total erasure of the white race. 1.00

00:04:25.000 You don't have to chop this up.

00:04:26.000 Yes, I am for all of you white bitches dying like flies. 1.00

00:04:30.000 I am for it.

00:04:31.000 I am for it.

00:04:32.000 I support it.

00:04:34.000 I am for putting all you white possums in a gas chamber and letting that motherfucker ring, bitch. 1.00

00:04:39.000 I am for it.

00:04:40.000 So you don't have to chop shit up.

00:04:41.000 10 toes down.

00:04:42.000 And I'm going to stand 10 toes down behind it, bitch. 1.00

00:04:45.000 Simple as that.

00:04:46.000 So you got to chop shit up.

00:04:47.000 You ain't got to screw the shit, bitch. 1.00

00:04:49.000 I said it and I stand on it.

00:04:51.000 Simple.

00:04:52.000 Buy it.

00:04:52.000 Sam buy it.

00:04:53.000 No, he's on it, actually.

00:04:55.000 Do you stand on the things you said yesterday?

00:04:58.000 Yeah, I'm trying to kill them.

00:04:59.000 I'm so embarrassed about what I did.

00:05:01.000 He doxed himself.

00:05:02.000 He said he goes to Jacksonville and he's like, go ahead and tell my professors.

00:05:06.000 I don't give a shit.

00:05:07.000 No, because of black privilege.

00:05:08.000 Nothing will happen to him.

00:05:10.000 This story won't go on beyond a slight sort of Twitter viral laugh.

00:05:15.000 But yeah.

00:05:17.000 I changed my profile picture to try to get in there.

00:05:20.000 And it didn't work for them.

00:05:22.000 It worked for Copper Cabs. 0.61

00:05:24.000 I was in there and then Donovan started one.

00:05:28.000 Ian Miles Chong started one.

00:05:29.000 That's a new one.

00:05:30.000 Mayo Monkeys Got to Go. 0.98

00:05:33.000 Perez Hilton actually liked this tweet.

00:05:36.000 You know, they hate white people so much, but then like when Perez was there, like, oh my God, Perez is here.

00:05:42.000 The whitest motherfucker. 1.00

00:05:44.000 I don't want him to die.

00:05:45.000 Well, I got an idea.

00:05:47.000 If you hate white people so much, why not go back to a place called Africa? 0.99

00:05:52.000 I'm not suggesting you do, but I'm just saying this is interrogative.

00:05:55.000 You could start a new country there.

00:05:56.000 You could name it after some sort of liberty kind of a Latin thing.

00:06:00.000 I know.

00:06:01.000 You could call it Liberia.

00:06:03.000 And we could check in on you in a little while and see how it's going.

00:06:06.000 Oh, wait, you already did that.

00:06:08.000 And Liberia sucks.

00:06:10.000 Shit.

00:06:10.000 No one wants to live there.

00:06:13.000 So if you want to, there's plenty of places where whites don't exist. 0.98

00:06:17.000 It's all over Africa and all over the Caribbean, and they all suck. 1.00

00:06:22.000 And there's plenty of places where blacks don't exist. 0.99

00:06:24.000 It's called Northern Europe, Finland, and they're in a bit of a socialist decline now, but they're doing pretty Good.

00:06:31.000 Iceland's a fairly good place to live.

00:06:34.000 So awkward.

00:06:38.000 Yeah, this chick started one that says, Why do black people even exist? 1.00

00:06:41.000 And details are not available, so I'm guessing that was banned.

00:06:43.000 She says, I did an experiment.

00:06:45.000 I'll probably sacrifice my entire account.

00:06:47.000 Donovan, women shouldn't have opinions. 1.00

00:06:49.000 This is a very funny tweet.

00:06:51.000 I love the term Mayo monkey because, one, I do love Mayo. 0.61

00:06:55.000 And two, the soft acceptance that black people are regular monkeys.

00:07:01.000 It's just crude.

00:07:03.000 Well, there was a weird, we were eavesdropping in on it.

00:07:06.000 And at one point, they go, y'all, and they're talking about white people don't, the general consensus seemed to be that Africa, black people started in Africa, and then they are here now.

00:07:16.000 White people spontaneously happened, and they're here now. 1.00

00:07:21.000 Two different trajectories.

00:07:22.000 Whereas it is, we all started here, then we all spread out.

00:07:26.000 You guys look similar to the original ones.

00:07:29.000 And we lost our melanin because it was not sunny in Northern Europe.

00:07:33.000 And then Asians went like this because they were going snowblind in Mongolia, where apparently Ryan works recently as a pinhead jarhead. 0.96

00:07:43.000 That's not funny.

00:07:47.000 Don't want to be an American pinhead. 0.99

00:07:54.000 But I don't know if they realize that.

00:07:56.000 Oh, this is an interesting picture because she said, they monkeys, look at they skin.

00:08:01.000 And you're thinking, when I think of monkeys, I think of, they tend to be brown and black and stuff.

00:08:05.000 But I guess she was talking about this picture.

00:08:07.000 This breed of obscure monkey.

00:08:10.000 Yeah.

00:08:11.000 Yeah, it got quiet after that.

00:08:13.000 Everybody else was like, so no one had seen that particular.

00:08:16.000 That's a pretty rare monkey that they just saw there.

00:08:19.000 I meant to mention this yesterday.

00:08:21.000 I want to bring back monkeys an insult. 1.00

00:08:22.000 Never to black people. 0.98

00:08:23.000 Don't use it for them.

00:08:24.000 You'll lose your job.

00:08:26.000 But for people.

00:08:27.000 Like calling Joe Tonelli Coco the gorilla just fits so beautifully.

00:08:33.000 They're not a smart animal.

00:08:34.000 They throw their shit around.

00:08:35.000 Yeah, and they're almost human.

00:08:38.000 So like I would advise you 100% ignore it for bleeps. 1.00

00:08:42.000 But if your friend is a moron, just go, Maddie, you're talking about what Joe said?

00:08:47.000 It's Coco the Gorilla.

00:08:49.000 He's a monkey.

00:08:51.000 Here's the thing.

00:08:52.000 Do you avoid calling them that?

00:08:54.000 So then that way that biomission, you're saying, well, I'm not going to call a retard a retard or a monkey a monkey. 0.99

00:09:02.000 Well, they never know.

00:09:02.000 It doesn't come up.

00:09:03.000 There's not going to be a black guy going, hello. 1.00

00:09:08.000 Why is he getting all the monkey?

00:09:11.000 Like the other day I was saying, so Joe, what's going on with that thing?

00:09:14.000 And he goes, well, to be honest, I don't know.

00:09:16.000 I don't know.

00:09:17.000 With all due respect.

00:09:18.000 And I go, why am I asking a monkey something?

00:09:20.000 That's ridiculous.

00:09:21.000 I should be asking you to do tricks.

00:09:23.000 Oh, seriously?

00:09:24.000 Really?

00:09:24.000 Serious?

00:09:27.000 A lot of people have been asking about Soph.

00:09:28.000 I should just explain what happened.

00:09:30.000 We negotiated a deal with her for videos, and it was very high.

00:09:35.000 But it was okay.

00:09:36.000 We could afford it because she was only doing once a month. 0.95

00:09:38.000 Then she just started going, and I got this bill that was like eight grand.

00:09:43.000 And I go, Soph, that's not in the budget, my dear.

00:09:47.000 So let's do this.

00:09:48.000 I've agreed to pay you this much per month.

00:09:50.000 I'll just keep paying you that until we pay off this insane invoice. 0.93

00:09:58.000 It's not really your business for me to get this into my own company, but I just want to explain this, no hard feelings.

00:10:03.000 And because that's what we've budgeted for SOF.

00:10:05.000 And then once that's paid off and we paid off your bill, then we'll get back to the normal cycle.

00:10:11.000 She said, okay.

00:10:12.000 And then she put up a free one that didn't cost us anything.

00:10:14.000 So sure, go nuts.

00:10:15.000 Righteous.

00:10:17.000 That's the story with Soph.

00:10:19.000 Still love her, still thinks she's great.

00:10:21.000 It's a funny ass up.

00:10:22.000 I was watching it.

00:10:23.000 They break down logics.

00:10:25.000 I mean, this guy's a retard, but her and her buddy there with the mask. 1.00

00:10:29.000 Holy shit, that just reminds me.

00:10:30.000 I dreamt of Anthony Bonano Tantano.

00:10:33.000 Oh.

00:10:34.000 I beat him up last night.

00:10:36.000 Wow.

00:10:36.000 It's hard to beat people up in dreams.

00:10:38.000 Really?

00:10:39.000 Yeah, my punches always like suck.

00:10:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:42.000 It's like you're punching underwater.

00:10:43.000 Yes.

00:10:44.000 I have had those where you just can't get any leverage.

00:10:48.000 But have you ever had these?

00:10:49.000 I don't have them much anymore, but there was a while there, maybe it's because I was getting sick of winning, where these guys were chasing me, and I would stop and just beat the living shit out of them.

00:10:59.000 Blood everywhere, smashing their face, and I'd go, okay, stop.

00:11:03.000 Just stop.

00:11:04.000 And then I'd run away, and then I'd look behind me and be like, coming back for more.

00:11:09.000 And I was like, oh, fuck's sakes.

00:11:11.000 You're tired of kicking their ass?

00:11:12.000 I don't want to kick your ass anymore.

00:11:14.000 I don't like it.

00:11:16.000 I've never had that.

00:11:17.000 Really?

00:11:17.000 Maybe it's because you never win in real life.

00:11:19.000 That's not true.

00:11:22.000 Wait, there's something fun you could do if you'd like to beat up Fantani.

00:11:28.000 What, it's a video game where you can beat up shitty tits? 1.00

00:11:30.000 There you go.

00:11:34.000 So I green screen fight him?

00:11:37.000 Yeah, you can just...

00:11:38.000 Wait, let me move him around.

00:11:40.000 Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.

00:11:44.000 I saw my son.

00:11:45.000 Oh, here he is.

00:11:47.000 Punch down.

00:11:49.000 Bonk.

00:11:53.000 I have no interest in beating him up, by the way.

00:11:57.000 It's not like I stew and think of him ever.

00:12:00.000 But he's fun to make fun of when he comes across your screen, sort of like Eddie Gloud.

00:12:05.000 He's the Eddie Gloud of Indie Music.

00:12:06.000 Also, thing I want to say is thanks.

00:12:09.000 I've noticed a lot of people are stealing this show, which I say thank you to.

00:12:13.000 If you keep the clips under 10 minutes, I won't report you on Twitter.

00:12:16.000 I appreciate, I mean, or Twitter or Facebook or YouTube.

00:12:20.000 I really appreciate it.

00:12:21.000 It's a great way to get the show out and advertised.

00:12:24.000 And it's good for the brand.

00:12:26.000 And I noticed that people are choosing particularly funny clips.

00:12:30.000 Yes.

00:12:31.000 And the non-controversial stuff, which is good because the normie world needs to know that this David Duke monster they keep hearing about is an absolute sweetheart.

00:12:41.000 There's one guy?

00:12:42.000 A real cutie patootie.

00:12:45.000 That guy Riley?

00:12:47.000 That guy's good.

00:12:48.000 There's also Gavin Friends or something like that.

00:12:51.000 Oh, Gavin and Friends, yeah.

00:12:53.000 That one does well.

00:12:54.000 Clip Clipperson's good.

00:12:55.000 Clip Clipperson's great, yep.

00:12:59.000 And they don't Do badly.

00:13:01.000 I mean, I wouldn't be mentioning on the show if it was 822 views, but they tend to hover around the 10,000 mark.

00:13:11.000 You know what I've noticed, by the way?

00:13:13.000 When you go to about, oh, look, by the way, go back.

00:13:17.000 You see that chart there, the green thing?

00:13:19.000 We're going to do an update of that left-wing version tonight.

00:13:26.000 I don't think I forgot what I was going to say because that's not what I'm about.

00:13:31.000 It never will be.

00:13:33.000 You said, do you know those things?

00:13:37.000 Not that you need a reminder, though.

00:13:39.000 I don't need a reminder because I didn't forget what I was talking about.

00:13:41.000 I actually don't like people who forget what they're talking about.

00:13:43.000 It shows that their mind is not in control of how it works.

00:13:47.000 That's true.

00:13:48.000 And, you know, we don't need distractions here.

00:13:51.000 I mean, because, you know, honestly, on the right, there's a lot of people distracting people, right?

00:13:54.000 We like that.

00:13:55.000 But no, Gavin didn't forget what he was going to say.

00:14:00.000 Exactly.

00:14:00.000 Thank you, Nick.

00:14:01.000 If you go into the about, it used to be you could sort them by most viewed, and that's a fun way on a new channel to see their biggest hit, right?

00:14:11.000 But I was doing that on YouTube in the past three or four times.

00:14:15.000 It says there is nothing, there's no uploads or something available for this.

00:14:19.000 Try it with that.

00:14:20.000 Go to about.

00:14:21.000 No, not about.

00:14:22.000 It's the sort by.

00:14:23.000 Oh, so videos and then sort by all the way to the right?

00:14:26.000 Yeah, sort by and then most viewed.

00:14:29.000 Most popular, date added, and date added.

00:14:32.000 So most popular.

00:14:34.000 Okay, so that worked in that instance, but it hasn't been working for me.

00:14:38.000 I mean, they've done a whole bunch of weird stuff with the YouTube.

00:14:40.000 They take away the dislike button.

00:14:41.000 You can still do the funniest thing.

00:14:42.000 It's terrible.

00:14:44.000 And now that we have Twitter has a new CEO, we're going to have even less freedom.

00:14:48.000 I don't know.

00:14:49.000 That's all everyone's talking about, especially on Twitter, obviously.

00:14:52.000 I don't care.

00:14:54.000 Free speech died on Twitter a long time ago.

00:14:57.000 Now that Jack's gone, there's this Indian dude who's going to be slightly worse. 1.00

00:15:02.000 It's like the whole Facebook thing where they go, it's too right-wing.

00:15:05.000 They need to be censored.

00:15:06.000 And you're like, Facebook?

00:15:08.000 What?

00:15:08.000 Maybe it's because I was kicked out of all these things a long-ass time ago.

00:15:13.000 But wait, there's no comments in YouTube?

00:15:19.000 They took away the comment section from articles and no one's even noticed.

00:15:23.000 Yeah, Ryan, that's got nothing to do with what we're talking about.

00:15:25.000 I'm talking about Facebook and Twitter.

00:15:28.000 True.

00:15:28.000 Okay, so let's try to stay on track here and not make me go off the rails.

00:15:33.000 But yeah, maybe it's because I was kicked out of all these things a long ass time ago.

00:15:37.000 And every time I read them, like you'll notice if you read conservatives on Twitter now, there's a lot of caveats.

00:15:45.000 Look, I'm not saying blah, blah, blah, but wouldn't it make sense to blah, blah, blah?

00:15:49.000 Like everything sounds like it's presentable in a court of law.

00:15:52.000 There's certainly no talk like you just heard with the Mayo genocide where it's like, no, you can quote me.

00:15:58.000 Fuck all you possums.

00:16:02.000 They're just like kept in line.

00:16:04.000 They're obedient, obedient cons.

00:16:08.000 So I don't give a fuck.

00:16:09.000 So anyway, this new guy, I guess I should say it because it's all over the news.

00:16:12.000 This new guy was caught saying all whites are racist a long time ago, which would be interesting if he had said that. 0.97

00:16:19.000 But he didn't say that.

00:16:21.000 He was quoting the Daily Show.

00:16:23.000 That's why there's quotation marks, dumbass.

00:16:27.000 If they are not going to make a distinction between Muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists?

00:16:35.000 Which is a weird thing to say because aren't black people racist?

00:16:38.000 Aren't other people racist?

00:16:40.000 Is the person who said that admitting that only white people can be racist?

00:16:44.000 And though I think conservatives are very clear that not all Muslims are extremists, it's very rare you see someone assume all Muslims are terrorists.

00:16:53.000 We hear about that allegation all the time and how they're sick of people saying that, but I've never heard anyone say that.

00:16:58.000 However, all white people are racist is a very common notion, especially in academia.

00:17:05.000 But in this context, it's not Pirog saying it.

00:17:10.000 It's the Daily Show.

00:17:11.000 And what they're saying is, if you're going to be biased towards Muslims, I'm going to be biased towards white people.

00:17:15.000 Or why shouldn't I be biased towards white people? 0.93

00:17:18.000 Which is an okay, benign, lame-ass, boring point.

00:17:21.000 It doesn't mean that Pirog thinks all white people are racist.

00:17:24.000 So that was an example of the right getting their panties in a twist for no good reason.

00:17:33.000 Also in the casual news, and this will link us to LGBT.

00:17:37.000 We don't have a feminist section today, right? 1.00

00:17:40.000 No.

00:17:41.000 I've got a lot of stuff about terrorism.

00:17:44.000 But I just saw, this was an amazing thread.

00:17:46.000 This woman was handed a truth bomb on her date. 1.00

00:17:50.000 Y'all had a breakfast date yesterday.

00:17:52.000 I was going first dates from apps barefaced and makeup-free.

00:17:55.000 Isn't that the same thing?

00:17:57.000 What's bare-faced and not makeup-free?

00:18:01.000 You have a mustache?

00:18:02.000 Okay, wait.

00:18:02.000 You have a fake mustache?

00:18:04.000 I think I got it.

00:18:05.000 So you don't have a foundation on or anything that's on your face?

00:18:08.000 That's makeup.

00:18:09.000 You just have a little bit of this.

00:18:10.000 So you're bare-faced.

00:18:11.000 We have eye makeup.

00:18:12.000 Your eyes are on your face.

00:18:14.000 Yeah, but your face.

00:18:16.000 No, this is the whole face.

00:18:18.000 So she's wrong.

00:18:19.000 Anything that a goalie mask covers is the face.

00:18:22.000 Doesn't cover the eyes?

00:18:24.000 Well, it does.

00:18:25.000 It protects the eyes.

00:18:26.000 Your eyes are covered, like an insurance policy.

00:18:30.000 We got you covered.

00:18:31.000 So we'll ask her what she means by that.

00:18:33.000 So anyway, this is again megalomania, black privilege, female privilege, liberal privilege. 0.64

00:18:39.000 And also, me, me, me, me, me.

00:18:41.000 I'm going to go on a date with no makeup on to really rock his world.

00:18:44.000 And because everything revolves around me, that's all that will happen the whole night is they'll go, oh my God, you don't have makeup on.

00:18:49.000 Meanwhile, he doesn't even notice.

00:18:52.000 He's like, okay, I guess she's not a big makeup person.

00:18:55.000 And then he proceeds to destroy her life with facts.

00:19:00.000 So go down.

00:19:03.000 Wait, go back to the way it was.

00:19:04.000 I can't read that as well.

00:19:07.000 Make me small.

00:19:08.000 The date itself was uneventful.

00:19:10.000 He's handsome, smart, black, engaged, once, never married.

00:19:14.000 He talked for 90 minutes.

00:19:16.000 So I listened more than I talked.

00:19:18.000 Okay, that can be a little annoying, a blabber mouth.

00:19:21.000 This is where it gets good, though.

00:19:22.000 The date left me feeling unsettled.

00:19:25.000 But I couldn't figure out why at first.

00:19:27.000 He didn't do anything horrid or cringeworthy.

00:19:31.000 In fact, this is good spelling and grammar, by the way, which is rare.

00:19:34.000 In fact, he was nice and polite to me and wait staff and on time.

00:19:38.000 But as the day wore on, my anxiety slowly and steadily rose.

00:19:42.000 I found myself just worried.

00:19:54.000 Keep going.

00:19:55.000 Though he was polite, he was argumentative and knowledgeable.

00:19:58.000 Oh, no.

00:20:00.000 Here are some of the topics I got.

00:20:01.000 One, the black community is in shambles and there's no hope and nothing to celebrate. 1.00

00:20:07.000 It's just hopeless, okay?

00:20:08.000 Number two, we're on the verge of total societal collapse.

00:20:11.000 Total.

00:20:12.000 And when the lights go out, the biggest problem will be that schools no longer teach cursives so the population can't read the founding documents.

00:20:18.000 Fairly good point.

00:20:19.000 I've not heard of that one yet.

00:20:20.000 It's interesting.

00:20:21.000 Three, feminism. 0.96

00:20:22.000 Four, the problem is that there are too many single people, but it's not a problem for everyone, just women. 1.00

00:20:27.000 Specifically women over 50.

00:20:29.000 I would say here in New York City, women over 30 are already ancient Chinese secrets. 0.99

00:20:36.000 Women can't, once they're over 30, and begin to realize no one wants. 1.00

00:20:41.000 So he's saying marriage.

00:20:42.000 He can get married like that anytime.

00:20:43.000 I would say even I, as a 51-year-old, it would take some work, but I could probably get a 22, 23-year-old and marry her and be an aerogeriatric dad, which I already am.

00:20:56.000 Especially over 50.

00:20:58.000 Every woman he knows over 50 is finally learning.

00:21:00.000 They're all in antidepressants in their houses with their cars and their careers, but no man and alone.

00:21:05.000 And now he does welfare checks on the single woman he knows over 50.

00:21:10.000 This guy sounds awesome.

00:21:13.000 This terrible date you had is heaven.

00:21:16.000 Women are communal and need other people. 1.00

00:21:18.000 Wait, why did you do that, Ryan?

00:21:19.000 You don't like it?

00:21:20.000 No, other people could look at the old ones.

00:21:22.000 Women are communal and need other people. 1.00

00:21:24.000 That's true.

00:21:24.000 That's why so many of them are depressed.

00:21:26.000 Once they hit 45 and they're alone, they're no more people.

00:21:28.000 Men, however, are solitary creatures.

00:21:31.000 Women can't. 1.00

00:21:33.000 4D, these women will learn. 0.64

00:21:34.000 Why is she adding Ds?

00:21:36.000 These women will learn. 1.00

00:21:37.000 His sister's learning, blah, blah, blah.

00:21:38.000 When they learn, they sit in the porch and get a drink and watch and laugh.

00:21:42.000 That's what he plans to do.

00:21:44.000 The system is rigged against men.

00:21:45.000 More than 50% of domestic violence claims are fake.

00:21:48.000 I agree with that.

00:21:49.000 That's been my experience.

00:21:50.000 Domestic violence charges are a way for the state to make men keep paying.

00:21:54.000 It's a financial racket.

00:21:56.000 Yep.

00:21:56.000 In fact, some guy spent five years in prison for child support for a child that wasn't his.

00:22:01.000 Luckily for me, he sent me the research.

00:22:03.000 Anyway, free beer and hot wings isn't a good enough source for her. 1.00

00:22:06.000 Doesn't really matter what the source is.

00:22:08.000 You can verify it with a few other checks.

00:22:10.000 It doesn't take long.

00:22:11.000 Like I read today that Big Ben is changing its name to Massive Muhammad to appease Muslims.

00:22:16.000 It took me all of eight seconds to see that was bullshit.

00:22:21.000 Not hard.

00:22:22.000 Anyway, keep going.

00:22:26.000 Prenups are fake.

00:22:27.000 Courts and judges ignore them all the time.

00:22:30.000 That is true.

00:22:32.000 Six, best thing to do is buy land in a remote place in a southern state.

00:22:35.000 Agreed, because we're on the verge of societal collapse, but luckily he owns land in one of these states and can hunt and fish.

00:22:40.000 Lady, you should have gone to the bathroom, put on some makeup, and run out and said, do you want me to blow you now, or should we wait until we get in the taxi? 1.00

00:22:50.000 We are on the verge of the government taking literally everything from every citizen, even your TV.

00:22:55.000 But we'll be happy about it because student loans.

00:22:57.000 6B, the government is going to take all your money.

00:23:00.000 Everyone is in debt except him.

00:23:03.000 He has land in retirement, so he plans to wait.

00:23:06.000 And look at this arrogance, too.

00:23:07.000 This guy is dropping nuclear truth bombs.

00:23:10.000 Refute them then.

00:23:11.000 And by the way, this isn't live.

00:23:13.000 You're already back from your date.

00:23:15.000 So go look it up and say, I looked into it.

00:23:17.000 And he's wrong because blah, blah, blah.

00:23:19.000 No, she just goes, checks notes. 0.99

00:23:22.000 I'm checking my notes.

00:23:23.000 They're all verified.

00:23:28.000 He plans to check notes, wait for it to happen so he can light a stoge and you already mentioned that, lady.

00:23:33.000 Jesus Christ.

00:23:34.000 You talk about how he runs on.

00:23:35.000 You can't even summarize his conversation.

00:23:38.000 I found myself preservating fantastic note.

00:23:43.000 Perservating.

00:23:44.000 I don't know that word.

00:23:46.000 Is she smarter than me?

00:23:48.000 Perseverating.

00:23:50.000 Perseverating?

00:23:51.000 Look that up.

00:23:52.000 Perseverating.

00:23:56.000 She's a smarty pant. 1.00

00:23:59.000 When people say that's like a $5 word or something, like, what does that mean?

00:24:02.000 Is that from a game show?

00:24:04.000 Yeah, Ryan.

00:24:06.000 So the game show of life.

00:24:09.000 Perseverate.

00:24:11.000 Sometimes black people come up with words that white people never heard of before.

00:24:15.000 Like one of my kids' friends, one of my kids' friends' moms, I got into an argument with the kid.

00:24:24.000 Not a real argument, but I was mad at him.

00:24:26.000 And she said that he's sorry.

00:24:29.000 But she said that the boy was he really likes boxing, and that means he was very tribulated. 0.70

00:24:48.000 Perseveration.

00:24:50.000 Tribulated.

00:24:51.000 You ever heard that word?

00:24:52.000 I've heard of tribulation.

00:24:54.000 That's what it comes from.

00:24:56.000 So he was burdened?

00:24:58.000 Yes.

00:24:59.000 We should do word of the day.

00:25:01.000 Look up tribulated. 1.00

00:25:05.000 Yeah, there's, you know, to cause to endure tribulation.

00:25:14.000 Tribulate?

00:25:14.000 That really doesn't help to cause or endure tribulation.

00:25:18.000 The other word of the thing.

00:25:19.000 Distress or suffering resulting from oppression or persecution.

00:25:23.000 I bet it's church.

00:25:25.000 We have a tribulation in here.

00:25:27.000 That's true.

00:25:28.000 We are on the perseveration of a societal collapse.

00:25:33.000 I want to go to a black church.

00:25:36.000 But go back to perseverate.

00:25:38.000 Does it mean on the verge?

00:25:40.000 Or to think on?

00:25:42.000 To pontificate?

00:25:45.000 Yeah, to a degree of excruciatingness.

00:25:49.000 To manifest or experience perseveration.

00:25:52.000 Perseverate.

00:25:54.000 Hit the pronounce button.

00:25:56.000 Perseverate.

00:25:58.000 And it means to reiterate To excess, or when original impetus no longer applies.

00:26:04.000 To repeat a word gesture or act insistently or redundantly.

00:26:09.000 So, to go over it and over it and over it in your head in a silly way, in a superlative way.

00:26:14.000 Okay, so let's get back to her perseveration on societal collapse: the fact that I neither hunt nor fish, that I don't own a large swath of land, that I'm 42.

00:26:24.000 Five more years of sexy.

00:26:25.000 Lady, you have five less years of sexy. 1.00

00:26:29.000 37 was already late in the game in many societies, and that's not me.

00:26:34.000 My wife's fucking 48. 1.00

00:26:35.000 I'd eat her out right now. 1.00

00:26:37.000 But as far as the general consensus goes, I encouraged cursive to be struck from ELA standards, damning generations from their civil liberties.

00:26:47.000 I realized there was really only one thing left to do with that man's number.

00:26:50.000 Let's see.

00:26:52.000 Throw it away.

00:26:53.000 It go up a bit?

00:26:57.000 There you go.

00:26:58.000 Throw it away.

00:27:01.000 Good solution.

00:27:04.000 Great solution.

00:27:05.000 Man, that guy's put the hips in it. 1.00

00:27:06.000 And I know what that guy was.

00:27:08.000 Oh, he does.

00:27:09.000 Yeah.

00:27:09.000 I know what that guy was doing on the date, by the way.

00:27:12.000 He's saying, I don't want to waste my time with this bitch, so I'm going to lay it all out on the line. 1.00

00:27:17.000 And if any of this offends her, then I haven't wasted any time.

00:27:21.000 That's a smart way.

00:27:22.000 I actually, I notice when I meet people, I'm more offensive than usual.

00:27:27.000 Just to weed out the pussies. 1.00

00:27:28.000 Because I don't want us to become pals.

00:27:30.000 Then I say some unfortunate joke, and you're like, oh, I had no idea.

00:27:35.000 And we got to break up.

00:27:37.000 And if Trump comes up and they're like, we had, this is back when he was president, they'd go, we have an ad hominem president.

00:27:44.000 And I'd go, you're talking to the biggest Trump fan in the world.

00:27:47.000 I helped him get elected.

00:27:49.000 Just like, let's get this out of the way.

00:27:50.000 I'm gay.

00:27:52.000 Like John Roberts, the guy who does the voice for The Mom and Bob's Burgers.

00:27:58.000 I first met him like 20 years ago, literally 20 years ago.

00:28:02.000 And I didn't know he was gay.

00:28:04.000 He doesn't act gay at all.

00:28:06.000 And I was talking about some bitch's tits or something. 1.00

00:28:11.000 And he goes, you're talking to the gayest man in the world. 0.98

00:28:16.000 I was like, oh, oh, oh, okay, all right.

00:28:20.000 Did not know that.

00:28:21.000 Okay, alrighty then.

00:28:23.000 Woo.

00:28:30.000 Oink, oink. 0.75

00:28:31.000 I forget it was Steve Martin or Bill Murray, but they said, introduce yourself as crazy first.

00:28:37.000 Like, be the crazy you first, because you could always unexplain that.

00:28:40.000 But if you're normal and then go crazy, it's like, whoa.

00:28:43.000 Yeah, that's exactly what I do.

00:28:44.000 That's cool.

00:28:45.000 I noticed you just fuck little kids. 1.00

00:28:47.000 That's your way of introducing yourself to people.

00:28:50.000 Allegedly.

00:28:50.000 By pretending you're a social media star.

00:28:54.000 Why did you make Pee Wee Herman and Billy Bologna haunted?

00:29:00.000 That's not me.

00:29:02.000 Yes, it is.

00:29:03.000 It's not.

00:29:04.000 All right, let's jump into some LGBT. 1.00

00:29:07.000 We were done with that bitch, right? 1.00

00:29:08.000 What?

00:29:09.000 We're done with that bitch? 1.00

00:29:12.000 He did not bring me joy.

00:29:13.000 He did not bring me joy.

00:29:15.000 First of all, lady, everything he said is true, and he will bring you joy.

00:29:18.000 You get with him.

00:29:19.000 You marry him.

00:29:20.000 You don't have to worry about the hunting and the fishing or the being single or any of that stuff.

00:29:25.000 All of those problems he listed are solved if you get with him.

00:29:30.000 So if I was fucking, what is she, 43? 0.53

00:29:34.000 If I was 43, I would be practicing, I'd be taking a blowjob course if I were her. 1.00

00:29:41.000 That's right.

00:29:42.000 Doing weird like with like jalapeno flavored creams and mint sauce.

00:29:53.000 Mint, my sauce.

00:29:54.000 On the nuts.

00:29:55.000 Little fucking peppermint patty nut juice.

00:29:58.000 But the jalapeno sounds shit.

00:29:59.000 Blowing on.

00:30:01.000 Blowing on the peppermint patty nuts.

00:30:03.000 Teasing.

00:30:05.000 Ice cube in my nostrils.

00:30:07.000 Two small ice cubes in my nose.

00:30:11.000 Icy hop.

00:30:13.000 Icy hot.

00:30:14.000 Eating a halls first.

00:30:15.000 Blowing down his urethra.

00:30:19.000 Not making him ejaculate, but trying to just straw it out.

00:30:23.000 And then when it was finally time, I'd just be like, like a 3D printer, glazing my face.

00:30:33.000 Every square inch.

00:30:35.000 Can I come to your house now?

00:30:36.000 Can we hunt and fish?

00:30:38.000 I'm not barefaced anymore.

00:30:40.000 Yeah, I got some new makeup on.

00:30:42.000 I'm Casper, the Melting Wax Museum.

00:30:46.000 There we go.

00:30:47.000 It does look like you, dude.

00:30:48.000 He even has a Billy Bologna behind him.

00:30:50.000 No, it doesn't.

00:30:53.000 That's my new favorite thing, putting myself on the internet.

00:30:55.000 Yeah, thanks for explaining your past two jokes.

00:30:58.000 Let's go to LGBTQ. 0.92

00:31:00.000 FMZ.

00:31:02.000 That'd be funny if we had a radio station and we'd be like, welcome back to LBGDQ, FM, where we talk about gay shit all the time. 1.00

00:31:13.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:31:14.000 I felt ugly.

00:31:15.000 I felt gay.

00:31:16.000 And then we fell in love.

00:31:17.000 And then they get to the poop, and we have a very good relationship.

00:31:23.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my penis.

00:31:25.000 You ain't gay me. 0.97

00:31:27.000 You are gay. 1.00

00:31:28.000 Homophobal.

00:31:30.000 You are gay. 1.00

00:31:33.000 I thought this was some shocking news.

00:31:36.000 I'm getting sick of women doing this. 1.00

00:31:37.000 And you can call me a sexist if you want.

00:31:40.000 But when women are constantly exposing their penis to us, it gets to the point where you just want to hang out around with guys and get away from women and their fucking annoying cocks. 1.00

00:31:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:31:53.000 Of course.

00:31:54.000 Like, just the dudes.

00:31:57.000 I'm so sick of women and their dicks. 1.00

00:32:00.000 Flaunting them all over the place.

00:32:02.000 Test-side woman accused of exposing penis, using sex toy, and masturbating in public.

00:32:07.000 I mean, these women are fucking perverts. 1.00

00:32:10.000 They're disgusting perverts. 0.99

00:32:11.000 And they call us perverts.

00:32:13.000 Really?

00:32:13.000 We're not the ones waving our dicks around.

00:32:15.000 You are.

00:32:16.000 You're the one.

00:32:17.000 It's women who pull out their dicks. 1.00

00:32:20.000 She's charged with committing a public nuisance by indecently exposing her penis to other members of the public whilst masturbating from a property window. 0.98

00:32:29.000 The incident reportedly Took place on blah, blah, blah.

00:32:32.000 On the same date, the 41-year-old woman is also alleged to have masturbated her penis on the street in view of others.

00:32:39.000 And she was using a sex toy. 1.00

00:32:41.000 I don't, I guess, where would the sex toy go?

00:32:43.000 Does she doesn't have a pussy hole? 1.00

00:32:45.000 Maybe anally? 0.93

00:32:47.000 Or just like gross.

00:32:54.000 Here's another guy that gets on my nerves, Elliot Page, still going with this thing.

00:33:01.000 Just as that previous article read insane, read this.

00:33:06.000 Elliot Page shows off his six-pack ads and new shirtless mirror selfie as he jokes, my phone works.

00:33:14.000 Yeah, he put this out.

00:33:16.000 It's like a woman talking like a man for Halloween. 0.99

00:33:20.000 It takes this sexy pic and then goes, my phone works.

00:33:26.000 That's probably how they talk, right?

00:33:27.000 They're all like sexy and cool.

00:33:29.000 And then it adds, mirror works too.

00:33:34.000 And shows off these fucking awesome abs and a chain.

00:33:39.000 Like, shouldn't they have to spend a month with a dude to see what we do? 0.95

00:33:43.000 We don't do that.

00:33:46.000 Maybe a black 13-year-old might. 0.88

00:33:48.000 But like, super hot pics.

00:33:50.000 How old is 34-year-old men don't do that?

00:33:54.000 Yo, looks like my phone works, dudes.

00:34:01.000 Look, I even have pictures on the floor like dudes because we don't get around to it, man.

00:34:05.000 We're too busy drinking beer.

00:34:08.000 Lady, we talk about vintage cars, farts. 0.98

00:34:11.000 We talk about our bowel movements all the time.

00:34:14.000 And no one is uninterested.

00:34:16.000 Yeah, I had one the other day.

00:34:17.000 It was just yellow bile and there was bubbles on the top, like foam.

00:34:20.000 It looked like I poured in a lemon meringue Coca-Cola into the toilet.

00:34:24.000 And every guy goes, bubbles, huh?

00:34:26.000 Hmm.

00:34:28.000 Fascinated.

00:34:29.000 You ready for that?

00:34:35.000 Oops.

00:34:36.000 Oops.

00:34:37.000 Yeah, that is embarrassing.

00:34:38.000 It's the exact holding the phone thing.

00:34:43.000 But you're kidding, I hope?

00:34:45.000 No, I wanted to show off my body.

00:34:48.000 To who?

00:34:49.000 Just the world.

00:34:50.000 Let them know I got bigger.

00:34:51.000 Okay.

00:34:52.000 So, yeah, I should have added a little caveat there.

00:34:55.000 Only retards take pictures of themselves like that. 1.00

00:34:59.000 Go down more.

00:35:00.000 I love this picture, too.

00:35:02.000 What the?

00:35:02.000 Just a guy just hanging with his giant eyelashes.

00:35:10.000 34 is not old.

00:35:12.000 That skin is looking pretty 50-something.

00:35:15.000 LA skin.

00:35:17.000 Yeah.

00:35:18.000 And I like how the sweatshirt's all way too big.

00:35:20.000 So Aquafina and her and him, look how little it is.

00:35:26.000 It's a 13-year-old boy.

00:35:29.000 There's a scene in Ant-Man where he gets shrunk and he's at the school in a little hoodie.

00:35:33.000 It's exactly what that looks like.

00:35:39.000 Whenever you see Aquafina in public, know that she's stoned out of her mind. 0.99

00:35:43.000 Is she supposed to be attractive? 1.00

00:35:45.000 I find her attractive in certain contexts.

00:35:49.000 But makeup on and done up.

00:35:52.000 Her show.

00:35:53.000 We talked about this, right?

00:35:54.000 Her show on Comedy Central.

00:35:56.000 It is so fucking bad.

00:35:59.000 Talk about pandering.

00:36:01.000 If it was a show about a white dude and his Hungarian grandparents, oh, that. 0.53

00:36:07.000 Yeah, that's Elliot Page.

00:36:13.000 Elliot Page going through some stuff.

00:36:18.000 You're not a man.

00:36:19.000 You're almost a little boy.

00:36:27.000 This was a funny article in the New York Post.

00:36:30.000 My husband's gay.

00:36:32.000 Our sex is awesome.

00:36:36.000 Oh, this is a, so I looked it up.

00:36:38.000 By the way, do not look up my husband's lover in Google Images.

00:36:42.000 And I'm not joking, Ryan.

00:36:43.000 Do not do it now.

00:36:44.000 It is very gross.

00:36:46.000 Something I regret doing.

00:36:47.000 I wish it would, it's not on my cookies.

00:36:50.000 But this, and then I discovered there's a soap opera called My Husband's Lover, where it's the scenario I just told you.

00:36:57.000 But this is it.

00:36:57.000 My husband is gay, but we're married with two kids and have great sex.

00:37:01.000 They're both super religious, like Latter-day Saints or something.

00:37:05.000 Isn't that funny?

00:37:06.000 Even with a beard and a wife, you can still see the gay face. 1.00

00:37:09.000 Yeah, the twinkly eyes.

00:37:11.000 What is that?

00:37:11.000 Jizz?

00:37:12.000 I don't know.

00:37:12.000 Does jizz make your eyes twinkle?

00:37:16.000 We got to tell a woman that.

00:37:18.000 Hey, ladies, gay face is just twinkly eyes, and they look great on ladies, so why don't you get a chuggin? 1.00

00:37:25.000 It's like this.

00:37:26.000 Dav Davidov said it best.

00:37:28.000 He's like, why does it look like gay guys always smelled fresh baked cookies? 1.00

00:37:34.000 That's it.

00:37:35.000 Maybe it's because they got laid like an hour ago.

00:37:38.000 There's just never a moment where they're not at all times.

00:37:40.000 Empty.

00:37:42.000 Yeah.

00:37:43.000 My wife worked in fashion forever, and she was a fashion publicist. 1.00

00:37:47.000 And the gays she'd be with would just be like super horny. 1.00

00:38:08.000 You know, America's not unique in its censuses.

00:38:11.000 We're not unique in our evilness.

00:38:13.000 Because we had to bear the brunt of it.

00:38:14.000 And I think I know why.

00:38:15.000 Oh my God, if we had to bear the brunt of it.

00:38:17.000 Is this who we are?

00:38:18.000 It's not about our usefulness.

00:38:20.000 The people were screamed.

00:38:22.000 Bear the brunt and I'll take the hint as we can maintain a kind of ruthful ignorance, legends, and myths we tell.

00:38:28.000 We can't blame it on him.

00:38:29.000 This is another generation. 0.98

00:38:34.000 Where the fuck were you?

00:38:35.000 Oh.

00:38:35.000 Oh, I just wanted to get a blowjob.

00:38:40.000 He would just go to Soho.

00:38:43.000 They were already in Soho.

00:38:45.000 And they would just, not Chelsea, not the West Village, not a gay orgy, but Soho at like 5 p.m. 0.52

00:38:52.000 And just walk around the street and then just like meet some eyes and then go to an alley, get a blowjob behind a dumpster, and then Come back to work.

00:39:01.000 What?

00:39:04.000 On Fridays, he wore a fanny pack that had his toothbrush in it and toothpaste and deodorant because he never knew where he was going to stay that night and, you know, freshen up in the morning.

00:39:13.000 Damn.

00:39:14.000 I got hit on at a White Castle by a Dominican guy. 1.00

00:39:17.000 Just got out of church, was wearing like a nice button-down shirt, and he was like, you look nice.

00:39:22.000 I was like, thanks.

00:39:24.000 I was like, we just came back from church, me and my wife and child.

00:39:27.000 He's like, that I made by fucking her in her vagina. 1.00

00:39:29.000 That's nice.

00:39:30.000 I read in the New York Post, you can still have a boyfriend.

00:39:33.000 And I was like, order, it's 52.

00:39:37.000 And then he was like, what color is your eyes?

00:39:40.000 I was like, brown, just regular brown.

00:39:43.000 And then he was like, let me see.

00:39:45.000 And he got like this close.

00:39:47.000 He's like, wow.

00:39:48.000 No, they're like an ambers.

00:39:51.000 He's really fucking up his pluralization.

00:39:53.000 What color is your eyes?

00:39:55.000 They're like an ambers.

00:39:56.000 Dominican.

00:39:57.000 Very Dominican. 0.99

00:39:58.000 Not big.

00:39:58.000 They're not big on the schooling.

00:39:59.000 I was like, sir, I'm about to have the craziest diarrhea in like 45 minutes.

00:40:03.000 That's why my eyes are brown.

00:40:04.000 That's how bad I have to go.

00:40:06.000 They're normally ambers.

00:40:07.000 I'm eating white castle so I can evacuate and get my ambers eyes back.

00:40:13.000 That woman with the gay husband goes, it wasn't a huge deal. 1.00

00:40:16.000 He's with me.

00:40:17.000 That's his choice.

00:40:18.000 What else mattered?

00:40:19.000 I already knew that he didn't have a strong chemical attraction, as I had experienced with other boyfriends.

00:40:23.000 It didn't really matter to me.

00:40:25.000 And then I'm reading it going, why are you announcing this?

00:40:29.000 Like, why are you doing photo shoots to explain to the world that you have a gay husband?

00:40:36.000 With his big, weird, hairy black woman's pubic beard. 1.00

00:40:41.000 He's got a blonde beard and a brown beard.

00:40:43.000 I'm imagining Aretha Franklin with the vagina denta. 0.91

00:40:47.000 That's a disease.

00:40:48.000 Oh, vagina dentata. 1.00

00:40:50.000 Yeah.

00:40:52.000 Teeth pussy. 1.00

00:40:53.000 Wow, he's got woman legs. 1.00

00:40:55.000 What the hell?

00:40:57.000 Yeah, he even stands like a woman. 0.78

00:40:59.000 You know the way they stand?

00:40:59.000 They're almost kind of bow-legged?

00:41:01.000 One tippy toe.

00:41:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:03.000 Ew.

00:41:03.000 What the fuck?

00:41:04.000 He's got gay face, gay legs, a gay dick. 0.99

00:41:08.000 Gay shirt. 0.75

00:41:09.000 Gay shirt. 0.75

00:41:10.000 Gay hobby. 0.99

00:41:13.000 Has he got binoculars sidestrapped to him?

00:41:16.000 Yeah.

00:41:16.000 The way you would with a camera?

00:41:17.000 I want binoculars, guys.

00:41:18.000 Wait a minute.

00:41:19.000 Wait a minute.

00:41:19.000 I got binoculars.

00:41:21.000 Zoom in on that.

00:41:23.000 Is the other part of the strap just out of the frame or is he wearing binoculars on his side?

00:41:28.000 Yeah.

00:41:29.000 Who wears binoculars on their side?

00:41:31.000 He's putting distance between he and her.

00:41:32.000 Your husband's not right, lady. 1.00

00:41:34.000 Fuck the homosexuality. 1.00

00:41:37.000 He's got broken.

00:41:38.000 Terrible binocular taste.

00:41:42.000 Okay, it's time to jump over to Antifa.

00:41:50.000 Oh, you know what?

00:41:51.000 There's a new one.

00:41:53.000 Here's a new bumper.

00:41:54.000 I like new, but I'm dubious because we've had some stinkers.

00:41:57.000 It's not the most new, but we haven't used it very much.

00:42:00.000 Okay.

00:42:01.000 That's exciting.

00:42:25.000 I wasn't as professional as, say, this background.

00:42:28.000 Right.

00:42:28.000 But it was a lot of fun.

00:42:31.000 By the way, this isn't really Antifa, but we forgot to mention this yesterday.

00:42:34.000 Proud boys, as the world burns, especially the West, especially America, especially New York, someone captures some Proud Boys going through the emergency exit, not paying their fare.

00:42:50.000 Oh my God.

00:42:52.000 You know, if they were black, they would definitely have a Derek Chauvin on their necks murdering them. 1.00

00:42:58.000 This is 1.9, Ryan.

00:43:00.000 Yesterday, look at the guy, Kazeem Rashid, Esquire.

00:43:04.000 What kind of fucking dork puts Esquire next to her name? 1.00

00:43:07.000 And look at Kazim.

00:43:08.000 Look at his hair.

00:43:09.000 We're down to the last hours of his hair.

00:43:13.000 He doubled up the banner pick and the prof pick.

00:43:16.000 That's probably the best looking hair he's got.

00:43:18.000 Yeah, that's the best it's ever looked.

00:43:19.000 But you can look at your watch.

00:43:21.000 You know those plants that grow so fast you can almost watch them?

00:43:24.000 Like, I feel like I could stand next to his hairline with a watch just going, and how we'd, oh boy, oh boy.

00:43:31.000 It's sort of like a sunset.

00:43:33.000 You know, when you're trying to get your phone to get a picture and it's going behind the mountains as you size up the picture?

00:43:39.000 His hair is on its sunset.

00:43:42.000 The sun is setting on his hair.

00:43:45.000 Oh, man.

00:43:46.000 Ugly guy.

00:43:50.000 Every day for 10 years?

00:43:53.000 God, what vanity. 1.00

00:43:55.000 I don't care about this.

00:43:56.000 Towards the end, it gets very bald.

00:43:59.000 All right, jump to the end then.

00:44:05.000 Bye-bye, Hare.

00:44:07.000 Sad.

00:44:08.000 You can see the lack of pussy he's getting too towards the end. 1.00

00:44:11.000 His shirts are all like pajama tops and bare shoulders because he's alone at home.

00:44:18.000 It was all suits and shit at the beginning.

00:44:20.000 Just a frown.

00:44:21.000 In the beginning, it smiles.

00:44:23.000 At the end, it frowns.

00:44:25.000 Anyway, so this guy sees this.

00:44:28.000 Let's juxtapose the crimes of Antifa with the crimes of these guys.

00:44:32.000 This is what subway policing normally looks like.

00:44:34.000 Oh, yeah, so this is the juxtaposition.

00:44:36.000 This is some woman, a legal alien, who was selling some dumb treats, and she got busted for it. 1.00

00:44:44.000 This was years and years ago, by the way.

00:44:46.000 And they keep pulling this back up.

00:44:48.000 Boink, boink, you monsters. 1.00

00:44:53.000 Can you just, like, let her keep her stuff?

00:44:56.000 Why?

00:44:56.000 Can you just back up for her right now?

00:44:58.000 What's she doing?

00:45:05.000 Can she just go in something and keep her stuff? 1.00

00:45:09.000 Yeah, it's kind of what happens when you sell stuff on the street.

00:45:13.000 That's why the guys who sell sunglasses and everything wrap it up in a big blanket and tear off the second cops show up.

00:45:19.000 Is it illegal to lie to people?

00:45:20.000 Like, what if he was like, she puts razor blade in her churros?

00:45:24.000 Because that's funny.

00:45:25.000 She was fucking a kid when we come here. 1.00

00:45:27.000 It had nothing to do with the food.

00:45:29.000 The food's fine.

00:45:30.000 She just stabbed a kid. 1.00

00:45:31.000 Yeah, just to get it out of the way.

00:45:33.000 Oh, fuck.

00:45:34.000 But go back to the beginning.

00:45:35.000 I think the Proud Boys.

00:45:38.000 Okay, so show the Proud Boys one.

00:45:40.000 Maybe that's up a bit.

00:45:44.000 Maybe it's in 2-0.

00:45:48.000 Oh, my God.

00:45:50.000 What a horrible group of neo-fascists.

00:45:54.000 Yeah, after leaving their rally in NYC today.

00:45:57.000 Proud Boys bypassed the subway toll by going through the emergency exit door.

00:46:03.000 Freedom News caught it.

00:46:05.000 God.

00:46:06.000 Good work, Freedom News.

00:46:08.000 Everybody does that.

00:46:09.000 And thank you, Ron Filipkowski, for catching this crime in action live.

00:46:16.000 Yeah, we got you, you son of a bitch. 0.99

00:46:19.000 Rotten hell terrorists.

00:46:21.000 This is a number one threat to America.

00:46:24.000 People who don't pay their subway fare.

00:46:28.000 Does it say Kyle?

00:46:31.000 Find out?

00:46:31.000 K-Y-L.

00:46:32.000 No, N-Y-C. 1.00

00:46:34.000 Oh, no, you're right.

00:46:35.000 It says Kyle.

00:46:36.000 That's awesome.

00:46:39.000 Well, he doesn't like the Proud Boy, so publicly.

00:46:42.000 I think that guy himself might be Kyle.

00:46:46.000 Anyway, double standards, as per ush.

00:46:50.000 But this was sent in from a baby monster, Robbie.

00:46:55.000 And we all knew this, but it's fun to see someone actually run the numbers on just how many crimes the FBI is responsible for in the name of catching the bad guys.

00:47:05.000 FBI and other agencies paid informants five, is that 548 million?

00:47:13.000 540 million, half a billion in recent years, with many committing authorized crimes.

00:47:21.000 So there's obviously the plot to kidnap Governor Whitmer, which was, I believe, was 75% feds undercover.

00:47:31.000 But this article lists a four-year period where 22,000 crimes, the FBI paid almost $300 million.

00:47:40.000 The DEA paid at least $320 million.

00:47:44.000 And the ATF paid approximately $17 million.

00:47:47.000 Sounds like it's good business to go find hate and threats and domestic terrorism where there is none.

00:47:56.000 Yet, when there are examples of domestic terrorism that are from the radical left, it's not just swept under the rug in the media and academia and with the political class, it's swept under the rug legally by the FBI.

00:48:11.000 I saw this guy on Tucker.

00:48:13.000 I know this isn't very impressive research, but this guy breaks in to a Republican senator's house.

00:48:19.000 I think this is in North Carolina.

00:48:21.000 There he is.

00:48:21.000 He's got his working-class boots on.

00:48:25.000 Gets an axe and axes the window.

00:48:28.000 Now, the people who, Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs doing time right now for breaking into the Capitol, didn't do anything like that.

00:48:40.000 They wandered into openings that were already opened by other guys.

00:48:45.000 But so I assume this guy will get similar punishment, right?

00:48:50.000 So what happened to him?

00:48:55.000 2-4.

00:48:58.000 The FBI, who had confiscated his stuff, returns not just his boots, but his actual axe.

00:49:05.000 He got some probation, which means don't do it again.

00:49:09.000 So he glibly posts on Twitter.

00:49:12.000 Look at his face.

00:49:13.000 Yep, that's me, motherfucker.

00:49:15.000 They all declared him a hero.

00:49:17.000 Look what the FBI were kind enough to give back to me.

00:49:20.000 And there it is, his jacket, his boots, and his axe.

00:49:24.000 There you go, buddy.

00:49:25.000 Sorry to bother you.

00:49:27.000 And probation.

00:49:29.000 The January 6 meanderers have been in jail for, what, about February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November.

00:49:37.000 10 months for meandering.

00:49:40.000 And when Antifa does it, they get their weapons back.

00:49:47.000 So this brings me to something I wanted to cover yesterday.

00:49:51.000 Very disturbing stuff.

00:49:53.000 We had this dude, Chessa Bowdoin, on.

00:49:57.000 Bowdoin is his mother's name.

00:49:58.000 That's the way it works in the radical left.

00:50:00.000 You take the mother's name.

00:50:01.000 God fucking knows what Chessa means. 1.00

00:50:04.000 But when he was a baby, his parents were killing cops to get money for the revolution.

00:50:10.000 This is in the early 70s when it was nationwide, the American Indian Movement, which was pretty cool back then, actually.

00:50:18.000 Black Panthers, which was relatively cool back then.

00:50:20.000 Weather Underground, which they were terrorists, right?

00:50:23.000 They blew up buildings.

00:50:25.000 They murdered people.

00:50:26.000 They murdered themselves.

00:50:27.000 They blew up their own bits while trying to make bombs.

00:50:33.000 All right.

00:50:34.000 Even that guy we had, the blue chameleon, who was shot by a guy, the Chicano Revolutionary Movement, took the cop killer and smuggled him to Mexico, where he lived peacefully for a while until he got into a crime there,

00:50:50.000 hated the Mexican prison so much that he said, by the way, I'm the one who shot that cop.

00:50:54.000 And then they brought him back to American prison.

00:50:57.000 He was a fugitive, where he then escaped.

00:51:00.000 Again, with this cabal of Chicano revolutionaries. 0.83

00:51:05.000 Up in Quebec, we had the FLQ, the Front de Libration de Québec, where they blew up a building and killed a security guarded Englishman.

00:51:13.000 And Philip Villeneuve, I think his name is, said the only thing he regrets about those days is that he didn't kill more English. 0.71

00:51:21.000 So I get it.

00:51:22.000 It's kind of what we're going through now with Antifa, right?

00:51:25.000 That's the culture.

00:51:26.000 You'd think these people after being jailed would be vilified.

00:51:32.000 They'd be, I mean, I'm way more ostracized than any Weather Undergrounder.

00:51:36.000 But what happens?

00:51:37.000 It was Susan Rosenberg, and then it was this guy's parents.

00:51:43.000 They all come out and they're red carpeted.

00:51:47.000 In fact, Bill Ayers was a member of the Weather Underground, and he was responsible for those two people who killed themselves, making bombs, I believe, on his property.

00:51:56.000 He never did jail time, I don't think.

00:51:58.000 And he's a professor, an expert in education, specifically childhood education.

00:52:06.000 And what does he say?

00:52:08.000 He says you need to liberate the children from the system and encourage cultural Marxism from birth, especially when it comes to LGBT and all this stuff.

00:52:18.000 And use outside groups outside of the state to influence these children and make them radical leftists who believe in trans.

00:52:27.000 Ring any bells?

00:52:30.000 It's working.

00:52:32.000 Bill Ayers is, Ayers is the man behind this.

00:52:37.000 And it's also, the name of this movement, by the way, isn't just an education.

00:52:41.000 It's called the Progressive Prosecutor Movement.

00:52:46.000 And it's linked to Waukesha.

00:52:51.000 So let's just go back a step.

00:52:53.000 Cheese Abudin, fucking annoying names.

00:52:56.000 Look at his Wikipedia.

00:53:00.000 He's an American lawyer.

00:53:02.000 He's the DA of San Francisco right now.

00:53:04.000 In other words, he is responsible for that town being a fucking war zone.

00:53:10.000 This is what Marxists do.

00:53:12.000 They destroy.

00:53:14.000 In the name of decarceration, which I'm all for.

00:53:17.000 I do think there's way too many people in jail.

00:53:19.000 But they just want everyone black to be out of jail and for crimes to be forgiven. 0.91

00:53:23.000 But go back to his early life or zoom in on his early life.

00:53:28.000 I got a better way to show this because it's very spread out, so you won't be able to see it.

00:53:35.000 Yeah, scrunch it and blow it up.

00:53:37.000 Because it's the craziest Wikipedia, as I said on Getter, it's the craziest Wikipedia I ever wed.

00:53:45.000 So he's 14 months old when his parents, Boudin and what's their name, Kathy Bowden and David Gilbert, right?

00:53:56.000 He's 14 months old and they're out blowing up Brink's trucks and killing security guards and cops.

00:54:02.000 So his mother got 20 years and the dad got 75 years.

00:54:05.000 So what do they do?

00:54:06.000 They give the baby to Bill Ayers, the other Weather Underground revolutionary.

00:54:12.000 And the child is groomed from birth to be this progressive saboteur that destroys this country with radical leftism.

00:54:20.000 And it worked.

00:54:21.000 Magically, he's the DA.

00:54:23.000 Where did the Weather Underground get all this power?

00:54:27.000 Bill Ayers hosted a guy named Barack Obama, who was just a fundraiser at the time, and helped him launch his political campaign to become eventually the president of the United States.

00:54:41.000 And then Susan Rosenberg, another woman who was in the Weather Underground, she serves time for being involved in the death of cops. 1.00

00:54:51.000 I don't know if it was which bombing it was.

00:54:53.000 There was a bunch of bombings.

00:54:54.000 They bombed the library.

00:54:57.000 They killed those cops.

00:54:58.000 They also bombed the fucking Pentagon.

00:55:03.000 How are you an upstanding member of society when you've tried to blow up the Pentagon?

00:55:07.000 Now, I think after you do your time, you should be considered a normal citizen, but to be running the progressive prosecutor movement?

00:55:17.000 So Susan Rosenberg gets out, and what's the first thing she does?

00:55:23.000 Oh, yeah, so Bill Clinton gets her out. 1.00

00:55:24.000 Bill Clinton was associated with the Weather Underground too.

00:55:28.000 They get her out, and she becomes the fundraiser for BLM, which is, of course, just nothing to do with black equality.

00:55:36.000 There's no black college fund that the BLM pays for.

00:55:40.000 They buy the owner a massive house.

00:55:42.000 One of them has an airport runway on the property.

00:55:46.000 They make sure she's got some millions to shut her up, and they promote cultural Marxism and raise money for the radical left.

00:55:55.000 And then you go, wait a minute.

00:55:57.000 So how does this relate to Waukesha?

00:55:59.000 I guess you're just saying that it relates to Waukesha in that the prosecutor there is a progressive?

00:56:09.000 No, he's not just a progressive.

00:56:10.000 He's a member of this movement and he's friends with Ayers.

00:56:14.000 Miranda Devine did a great article about this.

00:56:17.000 So the Wikipedia you'll get lost in forever.

00:56:21.000 The Hill had a good article about this where they talk about the CAC, which Ayers ran and it helped get...

00:56:32.000 No, that's not it.

00:56:33.000 That's 2.7, I said, fuckhead.

00:56:35.000 The CAC's agenda followed from Ayers' educational philosophy, which called for infusing students and their parents with a radical political commitment and which downplayed achievement tests in favor of activism.

00:56:46.000 So that's the thing I was mentioning earlier.

00:56:49.000 They translated Ayers' radicalism into practice.

00:56:52.000 Instead of funding schools directly, it required schools to affiliate with external partners, which actually got the money.

00:56:57.000 So this is the Hill article, 2.7.

00:56:59.000 Hello, Radical.

00:56:59.000 There's no link under 27.

00:57:01.000 Thehill.com.

00:57:06.000 Are you blind?

00:57:07.000 Look above the words, the CAC's agenda.

00:57:15.000 How we doing?

00:57:19.000 The Hill Blogs Pundits Blog, Presidential Campaign, Obama and Bill Ayers Together from the Beginning.

00:57:27.000 That doesn't ring a bell?

00:57:28.000 It's in my notes.

00:57:29.000 This is what I got for 2-7.

00:57:32.000 That's 2.6.

00:57:34.000 Oh, you're showing me your little email.

00:57:36.000 Well, look up thehill.com, Obama and Bill Ayers Together from the Beginning.

00:57:41.000 Not because we have to read from it, but because you guys can look this up later.

00:57:44.000 It's a really good article about Ayers and Obama.

00:57:49.000 So you realize there is systemic racism in this country, and domestic terrorism is our biggest threat.

00:57:56.000 But the systemic racism is anti-white and anti-Western, anti-American.

00:57:59.000 That's the systemic bigotry.

00:58:02.000 And then the domestic terrorism are these motherfuckers.

00:58:07.000 Proposals from groups focused on math, science achievement were turned down.

00:58:11.000 Instead, they dispersed money through various far-left community organizers such as the Association of Community Organizations for Reform, aka ACORN, which James O'Keefe shut down.

00:58:26.000 So go to 2.8, And you see the link between Waukesha, Bill Ayres, and this Bowdoin guy who was groomed for this shit at birth.

00:58:42.000 Chisholm knew that this was going to happen as he kept releasing criminals again and again and again.

00:58:48.000 Now, the difference between their anti-carceral, it's called, movement and ours is we want to end the drug war, end all these dumb gun laws, give everyone a gun, keep everyone armed.

00:59:01.000 They just want criminals to be free.

00:59:03.000 We don't want that.

00:59:07.000 We are against all these fake domestic abuse cases, all that other shit.

00:59:11.000 But we don't want rapists and murderers to go free with no bail.

00:59:14.000 And we don't want you to say anything under $800 cannot be considered theft.

00:59:19.000 Anyway, so the DA in Milwaukee, is it?

00:59:25.000 Said, is there going to be an individual I divert or put into a treatment program who's going to go out and kill somebody?

00:59:33.000 He told the Milwaukee Journal Central in 2007.

00:59:35.000 You bet.

00:59:36.000 Guaranteed.

00:59:37.000 It's going to happen.

00:59:39.000 He's talking about himself.

00:59:41.000 He's saying, I am going to let so many people go that some of these guys are going to go murder people, but it's worth it for progressive prosecution.

00:59:51.000 Today, he boasts he has almost achieved his goal of eliminating racial disparity in jails.

00:59:56.000 Yeah, that's how he evens up blacks and whites in jail. 0.82

00:59:58.000 He just lets blacks commit crimes without going to jail. 0.99

01:00:01.000 That sounds fair.

01:00:03.000 In some areas, there's almost no disparity.

01:00:06.000 How about you mention the amount of time blacks commit crimes, though?

01:00:10.000 If blacks are committing five times the crime and represent 50% of the staff in prison or the incarcerated, then you're not achieving any kind of justice. 0.81

01:00:23.000 He told a panel March 11th when he appeared ready for this.

01:00:29.000 So he said, I've almost achieved racial disparity in jails, eliminating it.

01:00:34.000 He told a panel March 11th when he appeared with notorious San Francisco DA Chisa Bowden talking about the progressive prosecutor movement.

01:00:49.000 It all comes full circle.

01:00:52.000 So we realize the reason that they are focusing on proud boys and oath keepers and all these other people, all these other patriots, is they're trying to divert attention away from the real terrorists who are the radical Marxists.

01:01:03.000 And the way you do that is you change the narrative.

01:01:07.000 You brainwash kids.

01:01:09.000 You get prosecutors and judges to be on your side.

01:01:12.000 In other words, you make sure that you groom your people to eventually become prosecutors and judges.

01:01:18.000 This DA was groomed literally from birth, from 14 months old.

01:01:26.000 And then you look at Wikipedia to verify this pattern and look at the way they've changed discussing cultural Marxism.

01:01:36.000 In 2014, by the way, I agree with both of these, but look at the first one.

01:01:41.000 Zoom in on that.

01:01:42.000 This is Wikipedia in 2014.

01:01:44.000 It's a school offshoot of Marxism that conceives of culture as central to the legitimization of oppression, in addition to the economic factors that Karl Marx emphasized.

01:01:53.000 Zoom out a bit, Ryan, you've cropped it.

01:01:55.000 An outgrowth of Western Marxism, especially from Antonio Gramsky and the Frankfurt School, and finding popularity in the 60s, cultural studies, yes, yes, yes.

01:02:04.000 Cultural Marxism argues that what appear as traditional cultural phenomena intrinsic to Western society, for instance, the drive for individuals acquisition associated with capitalism, nationalism, nuclear family, gender roles, race, and other forms of cultural identity, quite a run-on sentence here,

01:02:20.000 are historically recent developments that help to justify and maintain hierarchy.

01:02:24.000 This is critical theory in a nutshell.

01:02:28.000 Cultural Marxists also use Marxist methods, historical research, the identification of economic interests, the study of mutually conditioning relations between parts of a social order to try and understand the complexity of power in contemporary society and to make it possible to criticize what cultural Marxists propose appears natural,

01:02:43.000 but is in fact ideological.

01:02:45.000 So even that is a left-wing, biased view of the plague that is cultural Marxism.

01:02:51.000 Now, simply mentioning the concept is a far-right anti-Semitic conspiracy theory which claims Western Marxism as the...

01:03:02.000 I can't read it now.

01:03:03.000 It's behind me.

01:03:04.000 Scroll up.

01:03:06.000 As the basis of continuing academic and intellectual efforts to subvert Western culture.

01:03:12.000 Yes, it is that, though.

01:03:14.000 That's not a theory.

01:03:15.000 The theory claims that an elite of Marxist theorists and Frankfurt school intellectuals are subverting Western society.

01:03:21.000 I agree with everything here, except for the theory part.

01:03:24.000 With a culture war that undermines the Christian values of traditional conservatism and promotes the cultural liberal values of the 1960s counterculture and multiculturalism, progressive politics, political correctness, misrepresented as identity politics created by critical theory.

01:03:38.000 Yes.

01:03:40.000 Don't they admit that?

01:03:42.000 Yeah, they're pretty open about it.

01:03:44.000 Remember the BLM saying we are trying to dismantle the nuclear family and I'm a trained Marxist.

01:03:52.000 That's where we get these crazy ideas from with roots in the Nazi propaganda term cultural Bolshevism.

01:03:59.000 The conspiracy theory originated in the net.

01:04:00.000 But you guys have your roots in Bolshevism.

01:04:02.000 You are Bolsheviks. 0.89

01:04:04.000 While originally found only a far-right political fringe, the term began to enter mainstream discourse in the 2010s.

01:04:09.000 That's not true.

01:04:11.000 The conspiracy theory of Marxist culture wars, that's disproven, by the way, by you above Wikipedia in 2014.

01:04:19.000 You were pretty sober when you discussed it.

01:04:25.000 Were they using Nazi propaganda terms back then?

01:04:28.000 Anyway, what's the final line?

01:04:30.000 Scholarly analysis of the conspiracy theory has concluded that it has no basis, in fact.

01:04:37.000 So that was pretty amazing.

01:04:38.000 I mean, we've already known that what they accuse you of, they are guilty of themselves, like the politician that won't shut up about gays, and you inevitably find him grabbing some dude's dick at an airport bathroom.

01:04:50.000 That's what they are.

01:04:51.000 These lunatics bitching about domestic terrorism are domestic terrorists that are trying to hurt our Kids. 1.00

01:05:01.000 And I mean, we're with one right now.

01:05:06.000 Ryan is trying to hurt our kids.

01:05:08.000 Ryan is not trying to hurt your kids.

01:05:11.000 It's a simple fact.

01:05:12.000 Why were you arrested then for pedophilia?

01:05:14.000 My client, Ryan Katzorvar, didn't do it.

01:05:19.000 A lot of folks may think he did it too.

01:05:23.000 But he didn't.

01:05:25.000 What's your relationship with Bill Ayers?

01:05:27.000 Did you not launch your political career at his house?

01:05:31.000 It's hard for me to...

01:05:36.000 You also seem very tight with Louis Farrakhan.

01:05:39.000 You're very big on anti-Americanism.

01:05:43.000 And I think I know why, hi.

01:05:46.000 I grew up in a tradition that didn't have privilege.

01:05:50.000 You're just spouting black platitudes that someone else says.

01:05:54.000 Of dealing with the myths and the legends.

01:05:56.000 Because we had to bear the brother from two.

01:05:59.000 I like your little jazz beard.

01:06:00.000 Thanks.

01:06:03.000 It's a soul patch, but just very low.

01:06:08.000 All right, I think it's time to move on to the mailbag, don't you?

01:06:11.000 Yes, indeed.

01:06:31.000 Here's a weird one.

01:06:33.000 We got a letter that is a cool green screen.

01:06:38.000 So we're going to do our first green screen inside of the mailbag.

01:06:42.000 This is exciting.

01:06:44.000 You ready for that?

01:07:00.000 This feels so weird.

01:07:01.000 We're in a thing in a thing.

01:07:04.000 Okay, so remember that there is the original upside-down chart that talks about hate and extremism and how you can spot if your, you know, Fox News dad has gone off the rails.

01:07:15.000 And we looked at the chart and we basically agreed with everything on it.

01:07:19.000 So there was a baby monster, I guess, or at least this was sent in by a baby monster, who has the scale, but for the left.

01:07:27.000 And I thought, well, we went through the right-wing conspiracy chart.

01:07:30.000 And by the way, if you're stealing YouTube videos, it would behoove you to put these two together.

01:07:36.000 So we did the right-wing conspiracy chart.

01:07:37.000 Let's zoom in on the left-wing one, shall we?

01:07:40.000 So let's go down.

01:07:43.000 Things that actually happened.

01:07:46.000 So the garage door noose happened.

01:07:49.000 Al Gore won.

01:07:50.000 No, he didn't win.

01:07:51.000 The garage door noose didn't happen.

01:07:55.000 Although I've gone, there's been some back and forth on that.

01:07:58.000 Some said, yes, it was used to pull the garage door down, but every single little rope thing on every other garage was just a rope with a knot.

01:08:06.000 It was the only one with a noose.

01:08:09.000 Who fucking cares, by the way?

01:08:11.000 It's called like a rude joke.

01:08:13.000 What if I went to my garage at NASCAR and there was a kilt there with a bottle of whiskey and it said, drink up, Mick?

01:08:20.000 I'd go, you guys.

01:08:21.000 I would definitely have a sip.

01:08:24.000 Believing in the P-tape is insane.

01:08:26.000 So these aren't things that actually happened.

01:08:28.000 The P-tape I knew right out of the gate was bullshit because the idea that Trump, who is a germaphobe, would want girls to pee on anything.

01:08:37.000 I don't think he's accepted into his heart that Melania poos or pees.

01:08:41.000 So there's no way he wants random chicks pissing on anything.

01:08:46.000 Kids in Cages was Trump.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, that's a...

01:08:48.000 So this shouldn't say things that actually happened, but that was idiotic. 0.80

01:08:52.000 And we've quickly dispelled that with pictures that had dates on them from older articles.

01:08:57.000 Most transparent administration, imagine believing that?

01:09:00.000 I found a guy who was like, I'm so glad.

01:09:03.000 I found this on Amy Siskin's feed, of course.

01:09:05.000 I'm so glad that Biden is president.

01:09:09.000 And then it was all these other people talking about how awesome he is and how glad they are that Trump isn't in office anymore.

01:09:16.000 I'd understand that maybe in February or March, but imagine loving Biden today?

01:09:22.000 It's tough.

01:09:23.000 It's tough.

01:09:24.000 All right, so we got those.

01:09:26.000 I'm not sure we should pay attention to the circles anymore.

01:09:29.000 Leaving reality.

01:09:30.000 Two weeks to slow the spread.

01:09:32.000 Well, you can't believe that now, right?

01:09:34.000 Steele dossier has been heavily debunked.

01:09:36.000 They just arrested the guy, the Russian, who was responsible for it.

01:09:40.000 Mayor Pete is CIA.

01:09:41.000 I haven't heard that one, have you?

01:09:43.000 No.

01:09:44.000 But there is something to it.

01:09:49.000 There we go.

01:09:51.000 Mayor Pete is CIA.

01:09:53.000 So these are left-wing people who believe crazy shit.

01:09:58.000 Was in unit that worked with CIA in Afghanistan.

01:10:03.000 I don't give a shit.

01:10:05.000 But left-wing people love Pete Buttijig.

01:10:09.000 So I'm having a little trouble with this.

01:10:11.000 And then Russian collusion, Jesus.

01:10:13.000 If anyone still believes that, I'm stunned.

01:10:16.000 This is kind of the problem with separating us and the American divorces.

01:10:20.000 I haven't checked in with liberals in a while, and I don't know if they believe these already heavily debunked myths, the Steele Dossi and the Russian collusion.

01:10:30.000 Reality denial, RBG.

01:10:32.000 Well, you can't just write RBG.

01:10:34.000 What does that mean?

01:10:35.000 That she was killed.

01:10:37.000 Taiwan isn't a country.

01:10:39.000 I believe that.

01:10:41.000 Do they have their own passport?

01:10:43.000 Do they compete in the Olympics?

01:10:47.000 When you send mail from Taiwan, does it say Republic of China in the top left?

01:10:50.000 Yes, it does.

01:10:52.000 Hands up, don't shoot.

01:10:53.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:10:54.000 You know what I would love if we could get God on the show and he could tell us what percentage of Americans believe Hands Up Don't Shoot.

01:11:02.000 And I'd love to see it racially broken down. 0.84

01:11:06.000 Fiery but mostly peaceful protests.

01:11:09.000 You know what I've heard the left say about these?

01:11:12.000 When compared to Jan 6th?

01:11:13.000 I go, it was $3 billion of damage.

01:11:15.000 They burned and looted the entire country. 0.76

01:11:17.000 And they go, yeah, but that was a fight for civil rights. 1.00

01:11:20.000 January 6th was fighting our very democracy, fighting our institutions.

01:11:28.000 Civil rights?

01:11:29.000 Louis Vuitton Purses piled up in your trunk is civil rights. 0.90

01:11:33.000 Kyle crossed state lines.

01:11:35.000 Yeah, this is all stuff where actually all of this is just stuff that it's amusing.

01:11:41.000 It makes me smile.

01:11:42.000 Jim Crow on steroids, that's a funny thing they say. 1.00

01:11:46.000 They also say racism is alive and well.

01:11:48.000 They love that one.

01:11:50.000 Elizabeth Warren is a Native American. 0.97

01:11:52.000 Yeah.

01:11:52.000 I mean, if you believe any of this shit, you just haven't Googled it.

01:11:57.000 Her test results came back and they were like 0.9% or something, which is less than the national average.

01:12:04.000 And the weird part is she publicized them.

01:12:08.000 And that was her way of saying, look, I told you I was part Indian and I am.

01:12:14.000 Yeah, sort of.

01:12:17.000 A fraction of 1%?

01:12:20.000 Okay, go down a bit.

01:12:22.000 Wasn't she going to write a native cookbook?

01:12:24.000 If you're a fraction of 1%, you don't have a lot of fry bread recipes in your fucking past.

01:12:32.000 Fine people, that is an idiotic thing Trump is blamed for.

01:12:36.000 But we should learn all these so when we talk to liberals, we can go.

01:12:39.000 No, he didn't call Nazis fine people.

01:12:41.000 He was talking about the people who were there for the statues.

01:12:44.000 He, in the same sentence, decried white nationalism.

01:12:48.000 Republicans want to defund the police.

01:12:51.000 What was that from again?

01:12:54.000 Yeah, because, oh, I know what this was.

01:12:56.000 The infrastructure bill is trillions of dollars.

01:12:59.000 And what they do is they put shit in there for the cops.

01:13:02.000 So when you say, this bill's nuts, it's too much.

01:13:06.000 Then they go, oh, the police are in there.

01:13:08.000 So you're anti-police.

01:13:09.000 You want to defund police?

01:13:11.000 No, it's the other hundreds of billions of dollars that I object to.

01:13:16.000 Go back.

01:13:19.000 Palestine, yes, giving a shit about Palestine is gay. 1.00

01:13:23.000 I got in trouble for comparing them to dogs, but there is a lot to the analogy.

01:13:27.000 I mean, they appreciate authority.

01:13:29.000 They appreciate strength.

01:13:31.000 They don't appreciate you being docile and saying, can we work on something?

01:13:35.000 That's what these pro-Palestinian people never talk about the fact that Palestinians have no interest in any kind of negotiation at all.

01:13:43.000 We learned that with Bill Clinton and Yasser Arafat. 0.85

01:13:45.000 So drop it.

01:13:47.000 What's Rebecca Jones? 1.00

01:13:52.000 Americans using to track hurricanes and criminology.

01:13:58.000 Oh, she's the one who's being sued. 0.64

01:13:59.000 She was a billionaire?

01:14:02.000 Yeah, she said it was due to...

01:14:04.000 Okay.

01:14:05.000 Oh, whistleblower.

01:14:07.000 This rings a bell, but I don't know.

01:14:11.000 I guess that's conspiracy.

01:14:13.000 Data science to track hurricanes and criminology?

01:14:17.000 Or climatology.

01:14:19.000 She was fired from her job at the Department of Health.

01:14:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:14:22.000 She was a... 0.99

01:14:23.000 I remember her now.

01:14:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:25.000 She was a total fraud psycho-looney tune who was stealing information and trying to make it look like she was a whistleblower saving the world, but she was just a mentally ill saboteur. 1.00

01:14:38.000 Yeah, she's fucking nuts. 1.00

01:14:40.000 We covered that when it happened.

01:14:41.000 Systemic racism is idiotic.

01:14:43.000 Just take the booster.

01:14:44.000 No, thank you.

01:14:45.000 Highways are racist.

01:14:46.000 Oh, that's the myth where we built the Long Island Expressway with low bridges so city buses couldn't make it up to Long Island and we ruined all the beaches.

01:14:58.000 That's true, but they were built back when New York was as white as Maine. 0.69

01:15:03.000 So they weren't trying to keep out blacks.

01:15:04.000 They were trying to keep out the poor.

01:15:09.000 The point is not to make a hurricane.

01:15:10.000 No, no, it's not that we felt guilty, Pete.

01:15:12.000 It's that you got the demographics wrong and the time wrong.

01:15:16.000 Joe Rogan takes horse dewormer.

01:15:18.000 I'd love to meet someone who still believes that.

01:15:20.000 12 years to fix climate change.

01:15:22.000 Rittenhouse shot black people.

01:15:25.000 Yeah, this is a funny one.

01:15:27.000 These are all funny.

01:15:29.000 Okay, go to the very top one.

01:15:32.000 Let's start on the one side here and then go over, right?

01:15:35.000 Biden is fit for office is hilarious.

01:15:37.000 Rittenhouse is a white supremacist, yes.

01:15:40.000 Thinking this is a white supremacist salute.

01:15:44.000 Yes, white supremacists have used this.

01:15:46.000 All dogs are mammals.

01:15:47.000 All cats are mammals.

01:15:48.000 All cats are not dogs.

01:15:50.000 It means liberals are nuts about racism.

01:15:52.000 That's what it means.

01:15:53.000 Stacey Abrams won Georgia.

01:15:56.000 Menstruating people is insane. 0.97

01:15:58.000 January 6th, Bomber was MTG.

01:16:00.000 That one I don't understand.

01:16:01.000 Marjorie Taylor Greene.

01:16:03.000 What?

01:16:03.000 I haven't heard that.

01:16:05.000 Is that a thing people say?

01:16:06.000 I fucking.

01:16:08.000 I don't fucking know.

01:16:10.000 Russian bounties.

01:16:12.000 1-6 was worse than 9-11.

01:16:14.000 What's Russian bounties?

01:16:18.000 Hello?

01:16:19.000 Don't show me your homework.

01:16:21.000 Russian bounties were fake all along. 0.95

01:16:24.000 But what are they?

01:16:26.000 Moscow allegedly offered bounties to Taliban-linked militants to attack coalition forces in Afghanistan.

01:16:31.000 Oh, I never heard that before.

01:16:34.000 That's a new one.

01:16:35.000 Okay, go back to the thing.

01:16:38.000 Gen 6 was worse than 9-11.

01:16:40.000 I mean, imagine saying that near someone who lost their family in 9-11, lost the patriarch of the family.

01:16:46.000 Dad is dead.

01:16:48.000 And you're like, yeah, but what about the meandering?

01:16:52.000 That's worse than your dad dying.

01:16:55.000 That's worse than your dad holding hands with a friend of his at his work and the two of them jumping off a building to their desk where they pop like water balloons.

01:17:04.000 That's no meandering.

01:17:06.000 Wherein, by the way, police killed two Patriots.

01:17:11.000 They shot Ashley Babbitt and they beat to death that other woman they claim was trampled.

01:17:16.000 So it was pretty bad for Patriots.

01:17:19.000 It was, you could argue it was a Charlottesville for Patriots where they lost one person, Heather Heyer, and we lost two.

01:17:28.000 You could also say that Waukesha was much worse than both of those because six people died.

01:17:34.000 And by the way, they always say one child.

01:17:36.000 That's true.

01:17:37.000 One child did die in that crash.

01:17:38.000 The other is struggling to hold on to her life.

01:17:41.000 She's not declared dead yet, but she's in intensive care.

01:17:45.000 Antifa is a myth, which is what Jerry Waddlewell said.

01:17:50.000 Child care is infrastructure.

01:17:51.000 That's in the bill.

01:17:52.000 Biden inflation is transitory.

01:17:55.000 CRT isn't being taught in school.

01:17:57.000 That's been debunked so many fucking times.

01:18:00.000 CPAC stage Nazi rune.

01:18:03.000 Oh, that's that idiotic thing where they said the decorations, yeah, look like the Nazi rune.

01:18:09.000 Like anyone thought of that.

01:18:11.000 Like anyone wants to risk getting fired by doing a little wink wink.

01:18:15.000 That's what Sam Hyde said, too.

01:18:17.000 He said, Even if I was a Nazi, why would I risk losing my show by sneaking swastikas and Nazi imagery into the show?

01:18:23.000 Who does that benefit?

01:18:25.000 The secret cabal?

01:18:26.000 Meanwhile, as we learned on today's show, there is a secret cabal.

01:18:29.000 It's called the Weather Underground.

01:18:31.000 There is a secret cabal.

01:18:32.000 It's called Islamabad.

01:18:34.000 Sorry, Islamberg.

01:18:35.000 And it's linked to all the other militant Muslim, black Muslim camps all over the country.

01:18:44.000 They all communicate with this one and follow this one Pakistani Muslim cleric.

01:18:49.000 No mention of it.

01:18:50.000 And it turned out the woman that built the stage was like a Democrat too. 1.00

01:18:53.000 So it could have been someone.

01:18:54.000 Oh, yeah, that rings the bell.

01:18:57.000 It might have been in her subconscious, so she's drawing out shapes, and she just didn't realize where she got the idea.

01:19:04.000 Border Patrol whips.

01:19:05.000 Yeah, that was a funny one.

01:19:07.000 See, but, and this is MAGA country.

01:19:09.000 That's the juicy smole, of course.

01:19:11.000 All of these things, when you hear them, it's just like astrology.

01:19:15.000 And it tends to be women, I'm afraid. 1.00

01:19:17.000 Shit chests, balls, banger, boomer, angry woman balls. 1.00

01:19:26.000 Lesbians? 1.00

01:19:27.000 Liberals.

01:19:28.000 Boomerangry woman liberals. 1.00

01:19:30.000 Tends to be that sort of teacher demographic.

01:19:32.000 But when they say it, you can just sort of smile and go, oh, okay, you're a fucking idiot.

01:19:48.000 I wonder if they hate him.

01:19:51.000 Eddie Gloud, and they're just like, what else?

01:19:53.000 Go say some more shit.

01:19:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:55.000 Go ahead.

01:19:57.000 Like, what if that woman who was doing that was having a dinner party and a friend of hers said, hey, I invited Eddie Gloud. 0.85

01:20:07.000 He's going to be here.

01:20:10.000 And we had a hidden camera in her house.

01:20:12.000 I think she'd go like this.

01:20:14.000 Are you serious?

01:20:15.000 I can't tell if you're serious.

01:20:16.000 Yeah, I did.

01:20:17.000 He's in town.

01:20:18.000 You invited Eddie Gloud to our house?

01:20:21.000 Yeah.

01:20:22.000 I saw you.

01:20:23.000 I saw him on your show.

01:20:24.000 You loved him.

01:20:26.000 Veronica.

01:20:29.000 Are you kidding me?

01:20:30.000 There goes my fucking...

01:20:32.000 Why?

01:20:32.000 Do you hate him?

01:20:33.000 Are you racist?

01:20:34.000 No, I'm not racist.

01:20:36.000 He's a conversation hog.

01:20:38.000 It's like, well, I guess for now we got to turn it into a dinner for schmucks. 0.91

01:20:41.000 Invite fucking Tenahashi coats.

01:20:44.000 Just go all out.

01:20:45.000 He's a black Larry David.

01:20:48.000 No, he's not.

01:20:48.000 That's a terrible announcement.

01:20:53.000 Okay.

01:20:55.000 Now that's the...

01:20:56.000 So that's our first letter.

01:20:57.000 Update on the small A. Legal expert says guilty verdict is highly probable because of strong evidence.

01:21:03.000 No shit.

01:21:04.000 Oh, the evidence was fucking over the top.

01:21:08.000 Like someone pointed out too, they're like, so he got jumped by two dudes, right?

01:21:14.000 And he has like the tiniest marks.

01:21:20.000 You know, when you help your friend move and you have a bruise and maybe a scratch on your leg?

01:21:24.000 That's what he has.

01:21:26.000 He has like a little chip and a little zoop after getting a pounding.

01:21:30.000 And the picture, he's in a hospital bed recovering because he bared the brunt of it.

01:21:40.000 Oh, yeah, here it is.

01:21:42.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:21:42.000 That's the picture I'm talking about.

01:21:45.000 That looks pretty bad, man.

01:21:49.000 Remember, that was our friend, Elliot Page, crying on Stephen Colbert about what this country's come to, where guys in MAGA hats pour bleach on blacks to make them white.

01:22:09.000 Hi, Gav, Maddie, and the pinhead.

01:22:12.000 This might not interest you in the slightest, but I found the attached post on Instagram completely baffling.

01:22:17.000 Did they just diversity hire a pit bull? 1.00

01:22:20.000 Also, with the history of being abused by its owner and suffering serious head trauma, I don't think it's the best candidate for the position.

01:22:26.000 Maybe I'm just racist against pit bulls.

01:22:29.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:22:32.000 Yeah, I don't really want a rescue, pit bull rescue, doing police work.

01:22:44.000 This might be ancient Chinese secret.

01:22:46.000 It's an Asians using black woman as a punching bag, but I've never seen this on your show. 0.98

01:22:50.000 What do you think of her heavy bag form?

01:22:52.000 All right, let's see.

01:22:56.000 Go full screen on it, Ninny.

01:22:59.000 Oh, this is...

01:22:59.000 I've seen this video a hundred times.

01:23:10.000 Don't shoot her, nah, no, no. 0.67

01:23:11.000 No cap.

01:23:12.000 Don't shoot her.

01:23:12.000 That means I ain't lying, right?

01:23:15.000 Don't shoot her.

01:23:16.000 On God.

01:23:19.000 That's good.

01:23:21.000 He's got in there.

01:23:24.000 The other guy's like teaching him form.

01:23:26.000 He's like, no, no, no.

01:23:27.000 You want to kind of like get under the rib?

01:23:29.000 See, like this?

01:23:30.000 He's doing a right hook, which is true.

01:23:32.000 Uppercuts are good for the right. 0.95

01:23:34.000 Of course, body shots.

01:23:36.000 But right hooks leave you way too vulnerable.

01:23:39.000 Oh, a gun to the back of the head.

01:23:46.000 I think she got sufficient bonks.

01:23:54.000 All right, that was fun.

01:23:55.000 Old video, though, Jay.

01:24:00.000 What the hell?

01:24:04.000 That's weird.

01:24:04.000 I got the one from yesterday again.

01:24:07.000 Chi-town funk, dear deep dish queers. 1.00

01:24:10.000 The intellectual stud Victor David Hansen calls it our transformation into a therapeutic society.

01:24:15.000 Non-stop Stuart Smiley self-affirmations, all to break us from our past as self-reliant, pioneering, stoic peoples who built the modern world.

01:24:24.000 Pathetic.

01:24:26.000 Is that what Chicago is doing right now?

01:24:29.000 Therapeutic Society.

01:24:31.000 See, the problem is when you show weakness like that, the other side doesn't go, hey, thanks, man.

01:24:37.000 I really appreciate you acknowledging my suffering.

01:24:40.000 They smell weakness and they punish you more.

01:24:44.000 That's what I was saying about Palestine.

01:24:46.000 The nicer Israel is to them, the more they demand. 0.98

01:24:50.000 In the white people shouldn't exist space. 0.70

01:24:54.000 That was a common sentiment.

01:24:55.000 They were like, I don't give a fuck if you got Blm and the fucking in the fist inside your shit. 0.93

01:24:59.000 I don't care for that shit.

01:25:02.000 Go somewhere else with that shit.

01:25:03.000 We don't care if you want our side.

01:25:06.000 And then they contradict themselves.

01:25:08.000 Like, there was no semblance of a conversation there.

01:25:11.000 Well, I saw there was one point where they go, no, we was at a rally the other day and these white people, they laid down on the ground so the police couldn't get to us.

01:25:19.000 So there are people out there who are learning.

01:25:22.000 And I'm like, learning?

01:25:24.000 Lying on the road so you can't get arrested?

01:25:26.000 Is me learning?

01:25:27.000 Well, then I want to stay ignorant.

01:25:32.000 But it sounds like they're talking about a dog.

01:25:34.000 You know?

01:25:35.000 No, there's some good dogs out there that say when you say sit, they sit.

01:25:39.000 Here we go.

01:25:40.000 It's on.

01:25:42.000 Looks like.

01:25:43.000 It blew up.

01:25:43.000 I saw it a hundred times yesterday.

01:25:46.000 22 minutes of it.

01:25:47.000 Why do white people exist?

01:25:48.000 Oh, no, why do black people exist? 1.00

01:25:50.000 Racism or crickblay.

01:25:51.000 Oh, this is the one that we were in.

01:25:53.000 I can't honestly say that I'm the one that I think that Ian Miles Chong started.

01:25:57.000 Yeah.

01:26:00.000 And some woman came in there trying to fish around. 1.00

01:26:04.000 She's like, I'm sorry, but what's the point of this?

01:26:07.000 And they're like, well, it's just a joke to flip around the race, but we're just getting in here and getting along.

01:26:12.000 And it's like a regular talk.

01:26:14.000 She's like, what do you mean by regular?

01:26:16.000 Can I ask for a question?

01:26:17.000 You mean not attacking people?

01:26:19.000 That's what we mean by regular.

01:26:20.000 Oh, thanks.

01:26:21.000 Thanks.

01:26:21.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:22.000 Definitely being a Karen. 0.99

01:26:24.000 I was really...

01:26:25.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:26:26.000 She stopped being a Karen.

01:26:27.000 She just was trying to talk to Mike.

01:26:31.000 When someone's trying to speak and you use your position of power in her state, she's the owner of the room.

01:26:38.000 She's a white woman in a room called Why Do Black People Exist.

01:26:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:26:42.000 Like, it's egregious to just be speaking over people and being rude like that.

01:26:45.000 It's just tacky and gross.

01:26:48.000 Freddie, just second.

01:26:49.000 Tacky and gross, you guys.

01:26:53.000 How long did you jump in, man?

01:26:55.000 I came in a little bit before you started over-talking Tariq and, you know, justifying white supremacy.

01:27:02.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:27:03.000 Wait, wait a minute.

01:27:04.000 Hold on.

01:27:04.000 Let's stop there right there.

01:27:07.000 How did I justify white supremacy?

01:27:09.000 They helped me understand how I justified it.

01:27:11.000 Exactly.

01:27:11.000 It's interactions.

01:27:12.000 So while you pose it.

01:27:14.000 No, no, no, no, wait, hold on.

01:27:15.000 Isn't it interesting how you look up why do white people exist and it's just a bunch of black people talking about how all white people need to die. 0.98

01:27:21.000 And you look at why do black people exist and it's just white people getting attacked by black people. 0.98

01:27:25.000 Right.

01:27:25.000 And then the nuance, like there's like, they're trying to pick apart nuance.

01:27:31.000 Like, what did you mean by when you said that a kind of way?

01:27:34.000 Meanwhile, the other one's blatant, and it's like, I want white people to die. 0.74

01:27:37.000 No, I ain't holding back.

01:27:38.000 I want you to die.

01:27:40.000 Possums.

01:27:42.000 There's nothing to parse.

01:27:43.000 It's just blatant.

01:27:46.000 So there's that one.

01:27:47.000 I haven't been able to find the why to white people exist. 0.97

01:27:50.000 Okay, motorcycle key replacement, thought of you.

01:27:52.000 And then the guy shows a video of a guy making a motorcycle key.

01:27:56.000 Yeah, I went to my locksmith buddy.

01:27:58.000 Remember I told you everyone needs a guy? 1.00

01:28:01.000 And I have an amazing plumber guy that like people in Manhattan in building shit their pants if they could get him work on their to work on their skyrise.

01:28:11.000 He replaced my water heater for like $1,800, which in New York City is mental.

01:28:17.000 It's usually a $3,000 or $4,000 hour job up here.

01:28:20.000 But I showed my locksmith guy this video and I said, do you think you could make a key?

01:28:27.000 I lost my motorcycle key.

01:28:28.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah.

01:28:30.000 So he has to buy the right key first, right?

01:28:34.000 With the right groove in the center and everything.

01:28:37.000 So he digs one up in one of the piles of keys and I show him a picture of my key.

01:28:40.000 He doesn't feel shit.

01:28:42.000 But he uses a file and he did exactly what you just saw.

01:28:45.000 But instead of clipping, he used a file.

01:28:47.000 Worked like a charm.

01:28:49.000 And then I found my key the next day.

01:28:54.000 This is from someone named Carly.

01:28:56.000 Is that a boy or a girl?

01:28:58.000 Is it okay to stop having sex if your spouse constantly farts and takes dumps while you're around?

01:29:03.000 One time after a BJ, he blasted one, a massive one.

01:29:07.000 I'm scarred and scared.

01:29:08.000 How can I find him doable again?

01:29:10.000 I've emailed about this before.

01:29:11.000 I'm not sure if you hated the question or didn't get to it.

01:29:13.000 Haven't had sex since May.

01:29:15.000 Come on.

01:29:18.000 Yeah, but Carly, I agree with you.

01:29:20.000 But isn't it as simple as saying, dude, like when you fart after a blowjob or take a shit around me, I'm disgusted.

01:29:30.000 It doesn't make you look weak, but it's in the same universe.

01:29:33.000 It makes you look gross.

01:29:35.000 And I'm not into that.

01:29:37.000 It's a little too intimate.

01:29:40.000 I like to keep some mystery going.

01:29:42.000 And then at least he knows why he's not getting any more BJs.

01:29:45.000 So you've emailed the right guy.

01:29:47.000 Maybe I didn't respond because I already made my position on this clear.

01:29:49.000 Every time you fart around your wife, a blowjob loses its wings. 1.00

01:29:55.000 Don't do it.

01:29:56.000 Not going to do it.

01:29:58.000 It's really foul.

01:29:59.000 He stays down there, blasts a huge fart in his face, but he keeps at it.

01:30:03.000 She blasts a huge fart.

01:30:04.000 Then she blasts another huge fart in his face. 1.00

01:30:06.000 Her.

01:30:07.000 Are you all right down there?

01:30:08.000 Sure, as long as you keep pumping that fresh air.

01:30:14.000 A message about Gavin's Black Santa story.

01:30:17.000 Are you a fucking mongoloid who gives a fuck if the guy who, no doubt voluntarily, dresses up as a museum Santa is black? 1.00

01:30:27.000 Yes, I am that mongoloid.

01:30:29.000 And no, he definitely was not volunteer.

01:30:32.000 You crazy?

01:30:33.000 Did your kids burst into tears at the sight of Black Santa or did they not give a shit like any other rational person would? 0.97

01:30:38.000 I don't know.

01:30:40.000 And I can't bring it up because I don't want my son to know that Santa doesn't exist.

01:30:45.000 So I preempted the discussion by saying, it's a guy dressed up as Santa.

01:30:50.000 No, my kids did not burst into tears.

01:30:53.000 There was only one kid who's young enough, by the way.

01:30:56.000 But I don't like them messing with this lore.

01:30:59.000 It's my kids' innocence.

01:31:04.000 Why don't you volunteer your time spreading some Christmas joy to children, and then you can teach them about all their Germanic Norse tradition of Christmas in a downtown museum in Chicago.

01:31:13.000 not downtown.

01:31:14.000 Santa's based on Father Christmas, which is an English tradition as well, you daft Scotch cunt. 1.00

01:31:20.000 Yeah, it's Father, where do you think Father Christmas comes from?

01:31:25.000 Jim Goad covered this beautifully in Tacky Mag when Megan Kelly got in trouble for saying Santa Claus is white.

01:31:31.000 He covered it all.

01:31:33.000 Father Christmas is an evolution of the Norse god who would fly around.

01:31:37.000 It all comes from the sain Nick or whatever who would put the presents over the top of the walls in Greece to the prostitutes. 0.96

01:31:45.000 It's all been well documented based on Father Christmas.

01:31:51.000 That's a little more recent than what we're talking here, sir.

01:31:55.000 Incredibly retarded story. 1.00

01:31:57.000 You didn't come off as Larry Davis like you so clearly wanted.

01:32:02.000 You came off as a mental, out-of-touch racist.

01:32:05.000 I love the show usually, but why do you have to play up the most hog-like bigoted viewers who watch your show?

01:32:10.000 Ryan clearly wants the show to be more of a comedy show, and that's when the show is best.

01:32:15.000 But it's ruined by a 20-minute weird racial rant in the middle of at least one episode a week.

01:32:20.000 I'm guessing, sir, that you don't have kids.

01:32:22.000 I strongly agree with the Black Santa is not supposed to be black. 1.00

01:32:26.000 I mean, they don't care about the tradition and the myths and the legends.

01:32:31.000 Look what they did to Black Jesus. 1.00

01:32:32.000 Like, it's all a joke.

01:32:33.000 When you look at Black Santa, it's like rappers be like, I'm a Black Santa Claus.

01:32:37.000 Yeah, look, Comedy Central.

01:32:39.000 They don't give a fuck about the people that we give a fuck about.

01:32:41.000 So it's not even parody.

01:32:43.000 It's just an aberration.

01:32:44.000 And Black Jesus is easier, too, because I can go, well, he was, you know, we're in the Middle East, and he probably looked like Anthony Cumia. 0.95

01:32:54.000 He was probably swarthy. 0.66

01:32:56.000 He probably had curly hair, dark, relatively olivey skin.

01:33:00.000 He probably looked like a Sicilian.

01:33:03.000 Yeah, but this is...

01:33:04.000 And that's just silly.

01:33:07.000 They don't handle these things with care.

01:33:11.000 These are historic traditions.

01:33:15.000 Check out the trailer for Santa Inc.

01:33:17.000 if you haven't already.

01:33:18.000 It's got Seth Rogan and Sarah Silverman in it, and it's extremely woke and cringe, but the real gold is in the YouTube comments, and they're hilarious.

01:33:29.000 Two Jews were telling us about how important a Christian holiday is. 0.52

01:33:32.000 Can two Christians cover Hanukkah for you? 0.99

01:33:36.000 Another thing that they do all the time.

01:33:38.000 Yeah.

01:33:40.000 And we are the magic behind that day.

01:33:43.000 So let's get these fucking kids some fucking presents. 1.00

01:33:51.000 May I visit the hardest working man in Snowbiz?

01:33:55.000 Good golly, he's jelly.

01:34:01.000 Hey, Merry Christmas.

01:34:03.000 You're on my naughty list.

01:34:06.000 Santa's racist.

01:34:08.000 More American kids believe in you than they do in vaccines or the Holocaust.

01:34:12.000 That's great.

01:34:13.000 I mean, disheartening for America, but great for us.

01:34:19.000 I'm here from the North Paul Times.

01:34:21.000 Have you decided who will succeed you at Santa Claus?

01:34:24.000 Subtech Santa's old and knocking on death's door?

01:34:26.000 Fuck you.

01:34:28.000 I mean, good question.

01:34:30.000 I'll give it some serious thought.

01:34:32.000 Bye.

01:34:35.000 There have been many Santa Clauses throughout history.

01:34:38.000 Some were loved, others loathed.

01:34:41.000 But the position of Santa has mostly been a white man's game.

01:34:45.000 Okay.

01:34:46.000 Exactly.

01:34:46.000 It's fucking crazy.

01:34:48.000 Things have gotta change.

01:34:49.000 My advice to you is fuck up.

01:34:52.000 There haven't been a bunch of Santas throughout history.

01:34:55.000 It's been the same guy.

01:35:00.000 He's immortal.

01:35:01.000 I want to be the next Santa.

01:35:03.000 If this is your dream, you have to at least make your case, bitch. 1.00

01:35:06.000 You got a game antinode with that jolly bitch, bitch. 1.00

01:35:09.000 Yeah, I'm a dealing shit.

01:35:12.000 Wait, yeah, what?

01:35:13.000 Make your case, bitch. 1.00

01:35:14.000 You got a game antony with that jolly bitch. 1.00

01:35:17.000 The only black so far is a black is a brown animal?

01:35:20.000 Bitch? 1.00

01:35:20.000 I know you're right, but do you really have to call me bitch? 1.00

01:35:23.000 Oh, these comments are great.

01:35:24.000 Like Tolkien said, evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.

01:35:28.000 And one day, for no reason at all, the people voted Rudolph into power.

01:35:34.000 Rudolph has 50,000 dislikes for those who can't see.

01:35:39.000 Oh, wait, others can see the dislikes?

01:35:43.000 Why do others get to see the dislikes?

01:35:45.000 I don't know.

01:35:45.000 Feedback shared with the screen.

01:35:47.000 Oh, maybe they have some sort of code.

01:35:49.000 Also, the elves claim that Santa visits every house, but not all the houses have chimneys, which I know because I never observe any smokestacks rising, which you'd expect.

01:35:58.000 So are the elves lying?

01:36:00.000 We must secure the existence of our holiday in a future for white Christmas. 0.92

01:36:06.000 This is what Nick Frente has got in trouble for, by the way, laughing at edgy jokes.

01:36:11.000 Rudolph once said, my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see I was right.

01:36:14.000 And indeed he was.

01:36:17.000 Rudolph Antler.

01:36:19.000 There's this great documentary called Rudolph the Hook Cross Reich Deer.

01:36:23.000 The greatest story never told.

01:36:25.000 I like that people started to finally realize the obviousness.

01:36:29.000 Obviousness itself.

01:36:31.000 Rudolph will never be forgotten.

01:36:32.000 It's a shame that the holly frost never actually happened.

01:36:37.000 Wow, holly frost.

01:36:39.000 Fun historical fact, for the past 200 years or so, it wasn't uncommon for the elves to ship toys to both the north and the south pole simultaneously, even though the two hated and beat up each other.

01:36:48.000 How kind of them.

01:36:49.000 I don't really get that joke.

01:36:53.000 Imagine how many more dislikes there would be if elves wouldn't delete the dislike count, thus making people use the button less.

01:37:01.000 Yeah.

01:37:02.000 Yeah.

01:37:02.000 The only thing that happens when you push the dislike button is it goes to the creator.

01:37:06.000 A Christmas movie being written, directed, produced, and acted by the same group of people that are responsible for the death of Santa.

01:37:12.000 Imagine my surprise.

01:37:14.000 Six million presents every Christmas Eve?

01:37:16.000 That's not possible.

01:37:17.000 It takes about one to five minutes to wrap a package and so on.

01:37:22.000 Don't laugh at that.

01:37:23.000 No.

01:37:24.000 Like, Nick Fuentes can't fly.

01:37:26.000 Right.

01:37:27.000 And I don't mean he's incapable of flying.

01:37:29.000 I mean, he cannot get on Any airline because he laughed at a joke like that.

01:37:33.000 Somebody quoted Nick Fuentes in here, but they made it gingerbread cookies.

01:37:37.000 So it's okay.

01:37:38.000 Okay.

01:37:41.000 What the hell is this?

01:37:47.000 Gavin Ryguy, Eb DeBevix is only for an out-of-town asshole, for out-of-town assholes from Iowa.

01:37:53.000 That's the themed restaurant I went to where I got abused and almost beat up the waitress.

01:37:59.000 It's a tourist trap.

01:38:00.000 It's like eating at Rainforest Cafe in Times Square.

01:38:02.000 No Chicagoan ever goes there.

01:38:05.000 Also, almost all the museums are run by the city and staffed by locals generally in patronage positions.

01:38:10.000 The Museum of Science and Industry is surrounded on all sides, with the exception of Hyde Park, for five miles by ghettos. 1.00

01:38:18.000 Thus the black staff. 0.99

01:38:20.000 Yes, true, but it's off the highway by the lake.

01:38:24.000 So it's not really part of the hood.

01:38:26.000 It's like if you had a highway, you had a museum on the other side of FDR that was next to Harlem.

01:38:32.000 It's not like everyone from Harlem is going there.

01:38:35.000 It's just near.

01:38:36.000 There's a gigantic highway in the way.

01:38:39.000 Finally, if you were only in the tourist parts of town, you were likely only running into other tourists and the packs of black kids preying on them. 0.99

01:38:47.000 The Mag Mile has one of the highest incidences of strong-armed robbery.

01:38:51.000 Just a bunch of fat people from Des Moines hoping not to get robbed or beaten by 20, 14-year-old black kids.

01:38:57.000 The neighborhoods are different.

01:38:59.000 Yeah, of course.

01:39:01.000 I wasn't talking about the suburbs.

01:39:03.000 I was staying in the suburbs.

01:39:04.000 I was in the north something.

01:39:07.000 Donny Corey, over the last month or so, there have been about a half dozen highly lucrative and highly organized robberies all along or just off the mag mile here.

01:39:20.000 A lot of them were carried out in broad daylight by who police describe as one or more groups of teenagers.

01:39:29.000 I think I'm a watch here, and so it makes me like worried.

01:39:33.000 I don't want to be down here alone.

01:39:35.000 October 29th at the high-end Dior storm on rush.

01:39:38.000 Police say three people.

01:39:43.000 Okay, we get it.

01:39:43.000 We get it.

01:39:44.000 We get it.

01:39:44.000 Well, it is a very unfortunate situation.

01:39:48.000 G-Dog and Ryan, guys.

01:39:49.000 So the night after Rittenhouse's verdict, about 40 Antifa idiots targeted my quiet, out-of-the-way Queens neighborhood.

01:39:55.000 He spelt quiet wrong, by the way.

01:39:56.000 They smashed up cars, spray painted on them as well, threw stuff at people, ripped down flags.

01:40:00.000 They targeted us because we're a mostly white and pro-police neighborhood.

01:40:03.000 The local councilman, Robert Holden, happens to live around the block from me.

01:40:07.000 He's a goofy seven-year-old Democrat, but he refuses to shit on the cops.

01:40:11.000 So he was targeted as well.

01:40:13.000 I'm surprised that Antifa knows that much about Queens.

01:40:17.000 They're all like East Village, West Village, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Bushwick guys.

01:40:24.000 This is over a week later, and he still has police in front of his home 24-7.

01:40:27.000 Check out this article.

01:40:28.000 It shows the damage done, as well as one of the five dummies they arrested.

01:40:32.000 He's especially ridiculous looking.

01:40:34.000 And he's a New Jersey teacher.

01:40:37.000 You couldn't make this shit up.

01:40:38.000 Also, one of the arrested was carrying a hatchet and a hammer.

01:40:42.000 Oh, my God.

01:40:43.000 You're the teacher.

01:40:43.000 You're a teacher when you had the fucking hair.

01:40:47.000 Look at that.

01:40:49.000 Goof.

01:40:49.000 Wait, that's a teacher.

01:40:51.000 That's got to be somebody else.

01:40:53.000 No, I think that's a teacher.

01:40:57.000 Unbelievable.

01:40:59.000 Believable.

01:40:59.000 There's Keenan Thompson.

01:41:03.000 He's immersing himself in the role for an imminent skit.

01:41:07.000 Following the attack, Eric Adams came to the neighborhood to speak out against the attack, but he had no shoehorn in that Proud Boys had a gathering in the city.

01:41:14.000 As if these two things are similar in any way.

01:41:17.000 It'd be national news if the Proud Boys targeted a demi anti-cop neighborhood and did what these idiots did.

01:41:24.000 Anyway, thanks for checking this out.

01:41:25.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:27.000 These people are really going out of their way to target people they don't agree with.

01:41:29.000 I don't see how trashing a neighborhood in Queens after this verdict can make any sense to them.

01:41:33.000 They're just filled with hate and confusion.

01:41:37.000 In the process, we're seeing both sides of the extreme trying to hijack our way of life in the city.

01:41:46.000 Today, the Proud Boys are in Manhattan.

01:41:50.000 Yesterday, we saw an anarchist group here in this part of Queens.

01:41:56.000 They will not disrupt our way of life.

01:41:58.000 We will have a city that continues to allow the freedom of speech without the disruption of the...

01:42:05.000 What damage did the Prowboys do?

01:42:07.000 Oh, yeah, they went up the exit sign, didn't pay their subway tolls.

01:42:11.000 That's the same as vandalizing politicians and needing cops outside to guard vandalizing an entire civic and community leadership.

01:42:21.000 Hypocrisy.

01:42:22.000 What's up, G-Dog and Ryga?

01:42:23.000 You got it all wrong about Chirac.

01:42:25.000 First of all, how MAGA could your family possibly be if they're making you take a hoax vax test before you can walk into their party?

01:42:31.000 True, they're relatively MAGA, but the mom is very, very old and quite sick. 1.00

01:42:38.000 Secondly, where in the city were you?

01:42:40.000 Everything on the north side is fags and libs. 1.00

01:42:42.000 Yes, I was in a faggy liberal area.

01:42:44.000 It's called North Something.

01:42:47.000 About 50 minutes by train from the city.

01:42:50.000 Thirdly, if you're ever in the city again, spend some time in the white areas on the south side, such as Bridgeport, Canaryville, Beverly, Mount Greenwood.

01:42:57.000 You'll find it refreshing, burgeoning with tribal pride and no fucks-given attitudes on race relations.

01:43:02.000 Mount Greenwood is the safest area in the entire city and maintains borders like North Korea. 0.94

01:43:07.000 Yeah, but I would never deny that the outlying areas are cool.

01:43:12.000 I mean, Austin is a liberal shithole, but every little community around it is great.

01:43:19.000 Chicago is a whole different animal than New York.

01:43:21.000 It's incredibly balkanized.

01:43:22.000 Even the structure of the city was once aimed at creating buffer zones between the three main races of the city.

01:43:27.000 The only exception to these rules is the neighborhood Obama lived in, Hyde Park, which still isn't even close to be safe at night.

01:43:36.000 I moved from that shithole when I was 30.

01:43:37.000 I live in Indiana now.

01:43:38.000 I would literally never move back under any circumstances.

01:43:41.000 However, white capitulation is not as pervasive as you have observed.

01:43:44.000 Anyone showing that type of white guild is virtue signaling? 0.53

01:43:47.000 I could talk for hours about it, but won't bother.

01:43:49.000 Attaches a video of a suburb in northwest Indiana and how they dealt with BLM marching in their town.

01:43:55.000 Fuck you with the shoe that is the high heel. 1.00

01:43:58.000 Yeah, it's.

01:44:04.000 Yeah, I don't want to fuck with any of those people, even those women. 1.00

01:44:08.000 If I was their neighbor, I wouldn't even ask for ketchup.

01:44:11.000 I'd say, Jarvis, give me some ketchup.

01:44:16.000 Okay, last one.

01:44:18.000 Kyle Rittenhouse.

01:44:19.000 Hey, G-Dog and Big.

01:44:20.000 I'm not very familiar with the defamation suits, but I just don't see how shitting on the right and proud boys and sucking the ass of BLM would help you out.

01:44:25.000 There's literally no proof that he's a white supremacist, even without his most recent statements.

01:44:30.000 It just seems like it's another case of somebody trying to suck up to the left in hopes to like them and they never will.

01:44:36.000 I could be retarded and wrong. 0.99

01:44:38.000 Yeah, but here's the thing.

01:44:41.000 Max and John got four years because of taking quotes from my show, taking them out of context, and the jury was a bunch of sex in the city, stupid bitches from Middle America who were LARPing as sophisticated New Yorkers. 1.00

01:44:55.000 And they loved the idea of putting a New Yorker in jail. 0.56

01:44:58.000 I mean, a Nazi in jail.

01:44:59.000 It had nothing to do with justice or truth.

01:45:02.000 So if you were going to sue someone for calling you a racist, you had better get the proud boy's stink off you or they will use that.

01:45:09.000 It's not evidence, but...

01:45:11.000 We've just heard about our justice system and the progressive prosecutor movement, the peepee movement. 0.55

01:45:18.000 So the truth is secondary.

01:45:21.000 It's a PR contest.

01:45:23.000 And if you're entering a PR pissing contest, then you better separate yourselves from the guys known as neo-fascists, or you're going to lose millions of dollars.

01:45:34.000 And I promise you.

01:45:35.000 Oh, look at that.

01:45:36.000 Go ahead.

01:45:38.000 That's your new thing you made?

01:45:43.000 I'm running into harm's way.

01:45:44.000 That's why I have my way.

01:45:58.000 Just leave you fuckers alone. 1.00

01:45:59.000 I'm going to fucking kill you.

01:46:06.000 Pretty good.

01:46:08.000 What's that song?

01:46:09.000 Some queer 90s. 0.98

01:46:11.000 Is that stained?

01:46:12.000 No, it's Filter.

01:46:14.000 Hey, Man, Nice Shot is the song.

01:46:15.000 I tweeted that out, and the guy, the basis, the original basis for the band retweets it.

01:46:21.000 He's based.

01:46:22.000 Oh, okay.

01:46:23.000 That changes everything.

01:46:24.000 He's fucking cool.

01:46:25.000 Frank fucking Kavanaugh.

01:46:29.000 His name is.

01:46:30.000 So, yeah.

01:46:31.000 Kyle Rittenhouse reportedly quits ASU.

01:46:34.000 That's a fucking shame.

01:46:36.000 He can't have a life.

01:46:37.000 The college he was going to go to.

01:46:38.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:39.000 Yeah.

01:46:41.000 Can't have a life.

01:46:42.000 But he wasn't even on campus.

01:46:45.000 He was just going to zoom in.

01:46:47.000 It's crazy.

01:46:48.000 Can't go to school.

01:46:49.000 Nope.

01:46:50.000 I don't think my kids are going to be able to go to certain colleges.

01:46:56.000 Any college that would deny you because of that is like...

01:47:00.000 Is it even worth it to go there to that place?

01:47:02.000 I don't know.

01:47:03.000 What college did you go to?

01:47:05.000 The College of the Hard Knocks or something?

01:47:08.000 Maybe if you've been to college, you could remember colloquialisms like the School of Hard Knocks.

01:47:12.000 I hear it's a waste of time and money.

01:47:15.000 It is.

01:47:16.000 Do you really believe it?

01:47:18.000 Absolutely.

01:47:18.000 Right?

01:47:19.000 Yeah.

01:47:20.000 It's like fucking...

01:47:21.000 And then the attitudes and the opinions of those kids.

01:47:24.000 It's like I scream it every day.

01:47:25.000 You come out dumber than when you went in.

01:47:27.000 And broker.

01:47:28.000 And broker.

01:47:29.000 Fucking crazy.

01:47:30.000 Like that awesome date.

01:47:31.000 All right, guys.

01:47:32.000 So heavy news shows on Monday and Tuesday because I usually haven't seen you in so long.

01:47:39.000 A lot to catch up on, especially this weather underground thing and the progressive prosecutor movement.

01:47:48.000 Jeez, Louise.

01:47:50.000 Like there's something so eerie about someone being groomed from birth.

01:47:55.000 It's like the Dalai Lama.

01:47:58.000 But mean.

01:47:59.000 Like, is this a monarchy?

01:48:01.000 We groom kings from birth now?

01:48:03.000 That's what he is.

01:48:04.000 He's King DA.

01:48:07.000 But let's go to the final video.

01:48:24.000 Let's go to 4-3 and check to see if demons are real and if we're living in hell.

01:48:30.000 What do you think, Brian?

01:48:31.000 I think that is a great idea.

01:48:34.000 I'm going to focus this every time people ask me the same questions over and over again.

01:48:38.000 My name's Farah.

01:48:39.000 I am a trans woman as well as an intersex woman.

01:48:42.000 My pronouns are she, her, stop.

01:48:44.000 Stop.

01:48:46.000 I'll tell you what everyone asks you all the time.

01:48:48.000 Are those tattoos real?

01:48:51.000 Is that hole in your nose a piercing?

01:48:54.000 Those are the two questions you get on a regular basis.

01:48:57.000 No one asks you what your pronouns are.

01:48:59.000 No one asks you what your name is.

01:49:00.000 They never want to see you again.

01:49:02.000 You can't be around kids.

01:49:03.000 You'll give them nightmares.

01:49:05.000 So are you a trans goddess?

01:49:08.000 Like, no one's asked that.

01:49:09.000 Hi, sorry to bother you.

01:49:10.000 I'm just, I'm new to this town.

01:49:12.000 I've never seen it before.

01:49:14.000 Are you a trans goddess?

01:49:16.000 And what are your pronouns?

01:49:18.000 Never comes up.

01:49:19.000 Look.

01:49:20.000 Are you that beautiful, beautiful bird?

01:49:23.000 Are your tattoos real?

01:49:24.000 Is that what's with the hole in the nose?

01:49:26.000 That's all anyone wants to know.

01:49:28.000 And the answer is yes.

01:49:30.000 And I started with the small piercing and I kept stretching it and stretching it.

01:49:34.000 And now I have a fucked up nose.

01:49:36.000 Because she's going to kill herself. 0.99

01:49:38.000 There's some big Antifa chick who just killed herself. 1.00

01:49:42.000 Itself, Z's self.

01:49:44.000 She was a sex worker who was especially fond of pain. 1.00

01:49:48.000 So she would poke pins through her skin. 0.94

01:49:51.000 And they're all very sensitive about it.

01:49:53.000 They want to kill Andy No for not being reverent enough about her death.

01:49:57.000 I don't think it's kosher to mock the dead.

01:50:01.000 But the reason I bring her up is because this is clearly mental illness.

01:50:06.000 And instead of normalizing it, these people need treatment.

01:50:10.000 They don't need a tattoo gun or a piercing gun or the eyeballs are tattooed.

01:50:16.000 I'm sure that's another question you get.

01:50:18.000 I am disabled.

01:50:22.000 My eyes are tattooed.

01:50:24.000 My nose is a piercing.

01:50:26.000 I identify as a threat, a nightmare, and a goddess.

01:50:30.000 So please bow down to me.

01:50:31.000 I do not believe in God.

01:50:33.000 I don't worship the devil.

01:50:34.000 But yes, I am a Satanist, which means I am my own God and I worship myself.

01:50:38.000 Thank you.

01:50:39.000 Have a good day.

01:50:42.000 I am a Satanist, but I don't believe in Satan, which means I worship myself as a God.

01:50:47.000 Okay, God, you look like shit.

01:50:51.000 You know who that sort of looks like?

01:50:52.000 It's Carpe Donctum.

01:50:55.000 Oh, wow.

01:50:55.000 It does.

01:50:56.000 You know, you can see like a Midwestern guy in there who's like, do you want cheese on your burger?

01:51:01.000 I do not.

01:51:02.000 Yeah, sure.

01:51:02.000 Whoa, what happened to you?

01:51:04.000 Oh, I became a goddess since you last saw me, a satanic goddess. 0.59

01:51:10.000 I feel like I'm a doad.

01:51:14.000 So yes, demons are here.

01:51:16.000 Demons are real.

01:51:18.000 They walk among us.

01:51:22.000 They are out to get our kids.

01:51:23.000 We knew that.

01:51:23.000 We talked about the war on kids.

01:51:25.000 We've become obsessed with it, a regular thing.

01:51:27.000 What I didn't recognize is that Bill Ayers is behind it, and this has been planned for my entire life.

01:51:34.000 The past half century, these radicals have been laying the groundwork.

01:51:40.000 Yes, some of them went to jail for too obviously killing people, but many didn't.

01:51:45.000 And they now decide who's president, what gender your children are, what they learn about the country, and who goes to jail.

01:51:55.000 And they've decided black people should not go to jail.

01:51:58.000 I don't give a shit what race you are. 1.00

01:52:00.000 People who put other people in danger need to go to jail.

01:52:03.000 And that includes guys who run over their girlfriends with their SUV.

01:52:07.000 The progressive prosecutors don't think that, so they let him go.

01:52:11.000 He then, after saying, I hate old people, I want to kill them all, went and ran over a bunch of dancing grannies. 0.98

01:52:17.000 So their anti-system doesn't work.

01:52:21.000 We may overlap on disapproval with the military prison complex, but they have added this strange racial justice element to it, which all it's doing is letting black criminals go and throwing white dudes in jail like Max and John. 0.52

01:52:44.000 So whenever you let socialists gain power, whenever they have any kind of authority, you have let evil take root.

01:52:55.000 And what did Otoya Yamaguchi say after he assassinated the head of the Socialist Party?

01:53:00.000 He said, never let evil take root.

01:53:02.000 He wrote it on his cell in blood.

01:53:05.000 And we should never let evil take root or at least try to uproot it now because it's well established in our soil.

01:53:14.000 These people run deep.

01:53:18.000 Is it irrevocable?

01:53:19.000 Is it hopeless?

01:53:20.000 I don't think so.

01:53:21.000 I'm prepared to fight no matter what it takes.

01:53:24.000 And I implore you to do the same.

01:53:26.000 Get fired.

01:53:26.000 Get in trouble.

01:53:27.000 Be brave.

01:53:28.000 And never stop fighting.

01:53:32.000 You know, my God, if we have to build the money, is this what we are?

01:54:13.000 I will eat your ass. 1.00

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 30, 2021

S04E60 - THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND

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