Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E62 - PATRIOT FED

00:00:52.000 That is Tobacco Shitstorm from Australia.

00:00:56.000 Tornado Fuckface. 1.00

00:00:57.000 No.

00:00:58.000 Close.

00:00:59.000 Nuclear Shitheads.

00:01:00.000 That is the Tropical Thunderfucks.

00:01:04.000 Yes.

00:01:05.000 No.

00:01:05.000 Tropical Fuckstorm.

00:01:07.000 Yep.

00:01:08.000 From Australia.

00:01:11.000 Old dude there, my age.

00:01:13.000 He's accredited with doing the most popular song in Australia, which is called Sharkfin Blues.

00:01:22.000 Doesn't sound particularly good to me, but it is quite popular.

00:01:35.000 Jump into the chorus.

00:01:44.000 Okay, this sounds like Australian Built Dispil to me.

00:01:48.000 Also in the news, before we get started, Gorilla Girl is still retarded. 0.95

00:01:54.000 Hey, that rhymes.

00:01:56.000 She covered her hair in glue a long time ago.

00:01:59.000 And because we live in an era of black privilege, no one laughed. 0.85

00:02:04.000 The media actually tried to make her look like the victim. 1.00

00:02:08.000 And black Twitter was all about how gorilla glue has to be more open on their bottle about what they are. 0.82

00:02:15.000 I would think the word glue makes it clear it's glue, but okay.

00:02:19.000 So there was some black surgeon who helped her get it out. 0.72

00:02:21.000 I guess there's a combination you can do with glue where you add a lot of citrus.

00:02:26.000 Oh my God, that makes me dry heave.

00:02:28.000 So now that everyone got her hair back, she did some weird dye job and now it's falling out in chunks.

00:02:39.000 Is she still trying to get money from Gorilla Glue or is this just her being an idiot again? 1.00

00:02:44.000 Turn it up.

00:02:45.000 Is she talking in it?

00:02:48.000 It's steady coming out as I'm rinsing my hair out.

00:02:58.000 Look, it's just falling.

00:03:01.000 Look, it balls out in clumps.

00:03:04.000 Imagine being so dumb and irresponsible that you don't deserve hair.

00:03:09.000 This woman is not crashing her Lamborghini. 1.00

00:03:12.000 She's not failing to give her child the proper insulin dose.

00:03:15.000 She just can't handle hair. 1.00

00:03:17.000 She's not adult enough to own hair. 0.85

00:03:23.000 What a loser.

00:03:26.000 And then at the other end of the spectrum, we have the Kinsman Charity Fund.

00:03:32.000 Wow.

00:03:34.000 Thank you.

00:03:35.000 I am really impressed.

00:03:37.000 What are we up to now?

00:03:39.000 Almost 13 grand we've raised for them.

00:03:44.000 That is increab, as they say in France.

00:03:48.000 Now, I think we could maybe do a Max and John one after this.

00:03:52.000 This was sort of a dry run.

00:03:54.000 Your ball sacked don't be my ball six.

00:03:56.000 $300.

00:03:57.000 That's very nice of it.

00:03:58.000 150 pieces.

00:03:59.000 I understand you don't want to get canceled for supporting Proud Boys, so I get the anonymous here.

00:04:05.000 But as a rule, I'm against anonymity with donations.

00:04:08.000 I know that sounds very unchristian.

00:04:10.000 Tell people.

00:04:11.000 I gave $100 to that cancer fund.

00:04:14.000 Tell them.

00:04:15.000 Get the word out.

00:04:16.000 Like I donated $100 to my buddy who's got cancer at the gym, and I want people to know.

00:04:24.000 Not because I want you to blow me, but because I want people to go, oh, Gavin comes by here.

00:04:28.000 He knows the guy that well.

00:04:29.000 He gave $100.

00:04:30.000 Maybe I'll give $100.

00:04:32.000 Get the word out.

00:04:34.000 You're not looking for accolades.

00:04:36.000 But like, say you donate $10 million to some orphanage.

00:04:39.000 I want to know who it was.

00:04:40.000 Steve Jobs did it?

00:04:41.000 Oh, okay.

00:04:42.000 That's interesting.

00:04:44.000 Next time someone's shitting on Soros, I'll go, yeah, but some billionaires donate to good causes.

00:04:48.000 Steve Jobs donated $10 million to an orphanage.

00:04:51.000 I always want more info.

00:04:52.000 Stop taking info away.

00:04:53.000 Like when someone ODs.

00:04:55.000 Did they OD?

00:04:57.000 They always just go, the parents are requesting privacy right now.

00:05:00.000 Okay, was it heroin?

00:05:02.000 Was it fentanyl?

00:05:03.000 What was his pill combo?

00:05:05.000 Inquiring minds want to know.

00:05:10.000 All right, let's dive right into this Patriot Fed thing that everyone's talking about because I'm not sure we agree with the general consensus here.

00:05:18.000 And the consensus is that it's a false flag.

00:05:21.000 Fake.

00:05:22.000 But let's start the show.

00:05:25.000 Yes, let's start.

00:05:29.000 Whoa, a truck went that way.

00:05:31.000 And there's Trump.

00:05:33.000 Hey, Trump.

00:05:33.000 Whoa, he's going away on an eagle.

00:05:35.000 Bye.

00:05:36.000 Three, two, one.

00:05:37.000 Let's start the show.

00:05:41.000 So, to fed or not too fed?

00:05:44.000 That is the question.

00:05:46.000 There's a nice screen.

00:05:48.000 Now, I've been to a million Proud Boys events.

00:05:52.000 They are always a mishmash of fatties and skinnies, talls and shorts.

00:05:56.000 Same with Antifa.

00:05:58.000 Every time you go, there's a guy in a wheelchair.

00:06:00.000 There's a black dude.

00:06:00.000 There's a fat one.

00:06:01.000 These guys are always six feet tall, white, and slender.

00:06:06.000 So you go, this is fake.

00:06:08.000 These are feds.

00:06:08.000 We've seen the feds before.

00:06:10.000 Remember, Ryan, when they were at that barbecue?

00:06:13.000 And not only were they the same build with the same hairdo, they all had the same rolled-up jorts, which I've only ever seen on cops on their day off.

00:06:22.000 It's a weird look.

00:06:24.000 Rolled up jorts.

00:06:26.000 But so then you go, okay, it's Fake and they what makes it more fake is the first person who put it up here.

00:06:36.000 Did you find that fucking picture yet, you cocksucker? 1.00

00:06:40.000 I searched the same thing.

00:06:42.000 You're so shitty, Ryan.

00:06:45.000 Feds, fake, shorts, capital.

00:06:49.000 Like, it's you got one fucking job, dude.

00:06:52.000 Figure it out.

00:06:54.000 I searched the same thing.

00:06:58.000 Oh, yeah, anyway, they have that exact same body type.

00:07:03.000 Which is rare for any demo at all.

00:07:07.000 Plan, parenthood, anything.

00:07:08.000 There's usually a variety of shapes.

00:07:14.000 Uh, did you fucking find it yet?

00:07:17.000 This is a world record of terrible at your job-ness.

00:07:22.000 One, two, three, four.

00:07:28.000 You're fucking kidding me, dude.

00:07:30.000 Well, keep counting.

00:07:35.000 Watch how fast I find this picture.

00:07:38.000 And then he'll say, he'll say, well, you didn't tell me to look it up with those particular words.

00:07:43.000 There we go.

00:07:44.000 Good work, buddy.

00:07:45.000 That was only 30 seconds that ruined the entire show.

00:07:49.000 So, yeah, look at those weird shorts.

00:07:52.000 One, two, three out of five have them rolled up.

00:07:58.000 So I guess they cut jeans and then they perfectly roll them and they iron them or something.

00:08:02.000 Same sunglasses, everything.

00:08:04.000 Now, there's other suspicious stuff about the Patriot Front.

00:08:08.000 Go to 1.5.

00:08:14.000 Okay, so that's the initial picture where everyone looks the same, right?

00:08:17.000 That's where your spidey senses start tingling and you go, something's up here.

00:08:20.000 And then you go to 1.6, and the first girl who reported it, she reported it in a very benign way and said, hey, man, these guys showed up.

00:08:29.000 She has two tweets.

00:08:30.000 Her face doesn't exist.

00:08:31.000 Her face is an AI rendering.

00:08:35.000 She does not exist on LinkedIn.

00:08:37.000 There is zero Google history of her.

00:08:40.000 But her previous photo is of a puppy and asking for money.

00:08:44.000 So half-assed, by the way.

00:08:45.000 When I was at Project Veritas, every identity we had had a huge background to it, explaining everything.

00:08:53.000 This is just pathetic that they make a fake account with two posts.

00:08:59.000 So lazy.

00:09:02.000 And then she changes it and becomes... 1.00

00:09:07.000 Okay, so that's the first one.

00:09:09.000 Then she changes her identity and becomes Patriot Front after she gets caught, which it's killing me now.

00:09:15.000 This has happened before, where libtards have got caught cheating, making up a thing, and then we catch them and we go, yeah, that's right. 1.00

00:09:22.000 I'm actually the Nazi.

00:09:24.000 No, no, that's not what we're saying.

00:09:26.000 That's some picture that she put up of her doggy, which is actually a stock image.

00:09:32.000 Help me, help me, baby monsters. 0.86

00:09:34.000 What was another time where they got caught and they said, yeah, I know we're caught.

00:09:37.000 I know she's fake.

00:09:38.000 She's us.

00:09:39.000 We're Patriot Front.

00:09:40.000 So then the, yeah, she changed the account of... 1.00

00:09:44.000 Why isn't the picture showing up of what she changed it to?

00:09:46.000 Yeah.

00:09:46.000 So that's what she changed it to.

00:09:49.000 So this is all going fetity, fed, fed, fed, right?

00:09:53.000 Go to 1-8.

00:09:54.000 Oh, look.

00:09:56.000 That's where she got the dog pic from.

00:10:01.000 It's from the stock image.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, that's the 1-8.

00:10:10.000 Yeah, so that's the first one.

00:10:12.000 Go down.

00:10:15.000 Before, after, we covered that.

00:10:17.000 And then the count's suspended.

00:10:18.000 Yep, yep, yep.

00:10:20.000 All right, so.

00:10:21.000 And then this comedian dude, 1-9, he sort of sums up our skepticism where we go, why are you all matching?

00:10:30.000 Why isn't one guy wearing jeans?

00:10:31.000 Like, Proud Boys, I told them to dress up like Paul Weller from the jam.

00:10:36.000 And they all look like Tim Allen's buddy in home improvement.

00:10:40.000 Fat dudes with beards.

00:10:43.000 How did you get everyone so clean shaven, for example?

00:10:47.000 Hey Odys.

00:10:48.000 I think we're all ready.

00:10:49.000 We're all ready for the big event.

00:10:51.000 So it's going to be navy blue tops and khaki bottoms.

00:10:56.000 If you're wearing jeans, don't bother showing up.

00:10:59.000 Because if we don't match, it's not going to be scary.

00:11:04.000 If I see a bunch of people wearing khakis, then it's scary. 1.00

00:11:08.000 But if it's a bunch of people wearing khakis and Fred wearing jeans, they're not going to be scared.

00:11:16.000 Now the aesthetic we're going for is Ku Klux Klan, bitch, but it's at Best Buy. 0.99

00:11:20.000 You feel me?

00:11:22.000 So we really need to lean into that aesthetic because that's what we've committed to, Fred.

00:11:28.000 Furthermore, I saw the cutest little clear serving platters.

00:11:32.000 They're like big clear plates at the Dollar Tree.

00:11:35.000 And I went ahead and picked a bunch of those up and I taped a little handle on the back.

00:11:39.000 So we'll all have the cutest little shields.

00:11:42.000 They're not actually good for protecting anything, but they do make us look like little soldiers.

00:11:50.000 It's also important that everyone be wearing a mask.

00:11:52.000 And I know I get it.

00:11:53.000 We hate masks, but this is for our physical protection more than anything else.

00:11:58.000 It's going to be a really bright day.

00:12:00.000 And I'm sorry, but a lot of us are a little pale.

00:12:06.000 So safety first.

00:12:08.000 That skin's got to be covered up and sunglasses too. 0.96

00:12:11.000 Oh, God, what else?

00:12:14.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:12:15.000 Heath, if you could bring that drum that you bought for your son and if you could just hit it at random moments, I think we did a good job, you guys.

00:12:23.000 I think this is going to be very successful.

00:12:25.000 I think, A, we're going to look cute as fuck.

00:12:28.000 Oh, and if you have knee pads, I think you should probably wear them.

00:12:32.000 Why do we need knee pads?

00:12:34.000 Oh, just in case.

00:12:36.000 Just in case of what?

00:12:37.000 Oh, just in case.

00:12:40.000 It's a blowjob joke, I guess.

00:12:42.000 Relatively funny dude, kind of lefty.

00:12:44.000 But yeah, that all points out the weirdness going on here.

00:12:48.000 So there you have it.

00:12:50.000 It's an easy open and shut case.

00:12:52.000 Patriot feds.

00:12:53.000 Ha ha ha.

00:12:54.000 We caught you.

00:12:55.000 You do this all the time.

00:12:57.000 We're not dummies.

00:12:59.000 But then, Little baby Ryan points out, we've seen these guys before.

00:13:05.000 They were at George Floyd.

00:13:07.000 And the argument that they can't all look the same, this is too fortunate, too pre-planned.

00:13:18.000 They did look all the same last time, didn't they?

00:13:21.000 That's what Ryan claims.

00:13:23.000 Let's just see.

00:13:25.000 There's the khaki in the blue. 0.89

00:13:28.000 According to anti-hate groups, Patriot Front was formed in 2017 by Thomas Rousseau, a young man from Dallas, Texas, who uses a heavy hand to control the group's messaging and activity.

00:13:40.000 Prior to forming the group, he was connected to Vanguard America, which gained infamy after the deadly white nationalist protest in Charlottesville, Virginia.

00:13:52.000 He split off from that group in the aftermath of the rally because of concerns over the optics of the event.

00:13:59.000 Cassie Miller is with the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups.

00:14:03.000 Wait, Cassie Miller?

00:14:04.000 I thought her name was Sean Bass.

00:14:16.000 And they believe that the country needs to go through a chaotic rebirth to be restored to some mythical purpose.

00:14:24.000 All their printed stuff looks so uniform in their fucking...

00:14:29.000 It looks like from a movie.

00:14:32.000 Like, it's all too uniform for me to think that this is some organic thing.

00:14:37.000 Well, show me pictures of them months ago dressed exactly the same in order to...

00:14:44.000 Because you're the one who's debunking this whole they're all feds because they just appeared out of nowhere.

00:14:49.000 That looks pretty darn similar.

00:14:51.000 The hats, the gators, the khakis, the flags.

00:14:56.000 So at the very least, the argument that they can't be real, they all look the same, doesn't fly because they've always looked the same.

00:15:05.000 They were around with George Floyd.

00:15:07.000 Why don't they ever fight anyone if they're supposed to be here to save the world?

00:15:13.000 And why were there no Antifa at the rally?

00:15:17.000 What's that now?

00:15:20.000 Philly was based in Texas, and they traveled into the city.

00:15:23.000 Action News was the only crew on scene as the group traveled down the Ben Franklin Parkway across Market, Chestnut, and Walnut streets before marching to Penn's Landing.

00:15:32.000 Hundreds of mass protesters from Patriot Front chanted while carrying American flags and shields.

00:15:37.000 At Penn's Landing, several drove off.

00:15:41.000 It seems like the media covers them when it's convenient.

00:15:46.000 You know, like the George Floyd protest, they're like, there's no white supremacists doing anything.

00:15:46.000 What?

00:15:50.000 It's all just black looters. 1.00

00:15:52.000 And then these guys come about.

00:15:57.000 So I like the argument that yes, they're feds, but the fact that they all look the same or they just appeared out of nowhere is proof.

00:16:05.000 Is not proof.

00:16:07.000 They always look exactly the same.

00:16:09.000 They always have the same bodybuild, everything.

00:16:12.000 But they've done this before.

00:16:15.000 So they've always been feds.

00:16:18.000 You're seeing previous feds return.

00:16:21.000 And their job is to dilute the negativity that the left is giving out there by looking bad, too.

00:16:29.000 Although they don't vandalize anything, though.

00:16:34.000 Well, that would blow their cover.

00:16:35.000 When you're undercover, you can do certain things, but you're still...

00:16:39.000 You know, the officer that they report to would probably be mad if they did some damage to the town.

00:16:54.000 Look, some of the flags are upside down.

00:16:55.000 I just noticed that, yeah.

00:16:59.000 Anyway, I'm going to go with their feds, and they always have been.

00:17:03.000 Let's jump next to the meandering.

00:17:07.000 Cool movie out by Nick.

00:17:11.000 Do we have a thing?

00:17:12.000 We don't have an interstitial for the meandering, right?

00:17:15.000 So show Nick Cearce's trailer for capital punishment.

00:17:19.000 There's two movies.

00:17:21.000 One's a few years old, and it's some dumb action adventure about a Timothy McVeigh type.

00:17:26.000 And then there's Nick Circe's film, which is just about the narrative and the lies.

00:17:30.000 And, you know, we heard we killed five cops that day.

00:17:34.000 But what happened was five cops eventually died of unrelated causes, and there was two deaths that day.

00:17:41.000 One was Ashley Babbitt getting shot in the neck by an affirmative action hire cop.

00:17:46.000 And the other was Rosalind Boyle, who was smothered and beaten to death by Capitol Police. 1.00

00:17:54.000 And in both cases, I believe that the police were told to foment dissent and get those people in there, get them mad, get them cooking.

00:18:04.000 Don't prevent them from going anywhere to make the right look bad, to make Trump look bad.

00:18:10.000 Turn it up.

00:18:16.000 I'm Nick Cersei.

00:18:18.000 On January 6, 2021, I went to Washington, D.C. along with multitudes of other Americans because we believed that the election was stolen.

00:18:28.000 I saw with my own eyes what happened that day.

00:18:31.000 And what they show you on the media doesn't tell half the story.

00:18:35.000 Here's the catch of the media.

00:18:37.000 People going in there, they didn't show all of this out here.

00:18:46.000 I saw people of all colors, races, creeds, Asian Americans for Trump, blacks for Trump.

00:18:53.000 I even saw a guy wearing a shirt that said bags for Trump.

00:18:56.000 And since I'm from California, I knew that guy.

00:19:01.000 I'm here standing with my fellow patriots.

00:19:03.000 We all standing for Americans.

00:19:05.000 What the media tells you.

00:19:07.000 Tom Brown definitely says something different.

00:19:09.000 There is a seat of nothing but red, white, blue, and patriotism.

00:19:14.000 We're marching for a constitution.

00:19:16.000 We're not.

00:19:17.000 It ain't really about people.

00:19:19.000 We're attacking this.

00:19:20.000 We're attacking this.

00:19:21.000 We had a foreign attack. 1.00

00:19:23.000 They had domestic support.

00:19:24.000 This is about individual liberty.

00:19:26.000 We don't believe the media.

00:19:28.000 We don't believe you.

00:19:30.000 We have no faith in our individuals.

00:19:32.000 The FBI is now being sent out by Joe Biden to punish people.

00:19:35.000 We're at war.

00:19:36.000 They're hunting down Trump supporters like peace.

00:19:39.000 Let me say that again.

00:19:40.000 We're at war.

00:19:41.000 147 days since my wife was murdered, executed.

00:19:45.000 All right, we get it.

00:19:46.000 It's worth checking out.

00:19:49.000 And it's so weird, that Roseanne thing.

00:19:52.000 Go to 2-0.

00:19:53.000 So the press, who is really just a PR firm for the DNC, the Daily Beast, which is the worst of the worst, the cat blog, capital writer Roseanne Boyland died from drug overdose.

00:20:06.000 Not trampling.

00:20:08.000 So we want to make that crystal clear.

00:20:11.000 You can know thanks that sign anytime there, Rygai.

00:20:15.000 Yeah.

00:20:18.000 And who's this by?

00:20:19.000 Pillar Melendez, National Reporter.

00:20:22.000 So they go on to absolve the Capitol Police from any crime.

00:20:26.000 This was very early on in the game.

00:20:27.000 But then the truth is slowly coming out that this is fake news.

00:20:33.000 Go to 2-1.

00:20:34.000 Three days later, I think it's a very good idea.

00:20:36.000 Oh, this is perfect.

00:20:36.000 So MSNBC say American Radical, the story of Roseanne Boyland, a woman from Sotan who was radicalized.

00:20:44.000 So I love the way they phrase this shit.

00:20:46.000 She was radicalized, and then she died at Capitol.

00:20:50.000 No, she's a patriot who was there with thousands, tens of thousands of other normal Americans, and she was murdered by police.

00:20:58.000 So go down one.

00:21:01.000 And then we hear this guy who was there with her.

00:21:04.000 Philip, what did you experience at the Capitol on January 6th?

00:21:08.000 I experienced death.

00:21:12.000 The person who's holding my hand, Roseanne Boylan, she died while she was holding my hand, and I thought that I was dead too.

00:21:19.000 I lost consciousness.

00:21:20.000 I blacked out.

00:21:23.000 And all I remember was all this weight on top of me and all this mace like coming down like a waterfall to the point that my hoodie, you know, my sweatshirt and my shirt were completely drenched.

00:21:36.000 Afterwards, I had to throw them both in a trash can.

00:21:38.000 I was walking around without a shirt, you know, limping with my arm over Mindy Robinson's shoulders.

00:21:45.000 It was crazy what happened.

00:21:48.000 It was insane.

00:21:49.000 The police were beating people savagely and the media covered it all up.

00:21:55.000 Literally, the New York Times, the Washington Post, all these people were standing right there watching it happen and they put the cameras down.

00:22:03.000 They pointed towards the ground.

00:22:05.000 And they wouldn't interview me.

00:22:07.000 They said like, hey, you're Philip Anderson right.

00:22:10.000 Let me get your phone up.

00:22:11.000 They never called back because they want to push this narrative that the police, the Capitol Police, are 100% the good guys and that is false.

00:22:19.000 The reason they were attacked in the first place is because they've killed Roseanne Boyland and also nearly killed me.

00:22:25.000 The only reason I'm still alive is the Trump supporters who saved my life.

00:22:28.000 They saved my life and the reason why they were attacked is because they killed Roseanne Boyland, nearly killed me in front of everyone there.

00:22:36.000 And it's insane to me that they lie about the cause of Roseanne's death.

00:22:40.000 They said that it was because of an overdose.

00:22:42.000 No, that was George Floyd.

00:22:44.000 Okay?

00:22:44.000 That was not Roseanne Boyland.

00:22:46.000 We all know that's true.

00:22:48.000 It was not Roseanne Boyland.

00:22:50.000 She was a-okay. 1.00

00:22:51.000 She was fine.

00:22:52.000 But just like me, she's getting crushed to death.

00:22:54.000 All right?

00:22:55.000 Keep in mind, she's a woman. 0.97

00:22:56.000 I'm a big man.

00:22:57.000 It's pretty hard to crush someone like me to death.

00:23:00.000 You know, I'm not like a little child, but if it's not to kill me, it's definitely not to kill her, obviously.

00:23:07.000 What the police did is that they used tear gas so we couldn't breathe.

00:23:11.000 So everyone had to turn around and try to run away.

00:23:13.000 They also used force.

00:23:15.000 They used the mace, and they wouldn't stop.

00:23:18.000 They were beating people, they were macing people.

00:23:20.000 I was reminded, I can't remember who reminded me of this, but that Michelle Obama before January 6th wanted to make it clear that if you think that all of the Antifa rioting and vandalism that led up to January 6th was violent,

00:23:38.000 then you're a racist.

00:23:40.000 And I put this here because I think it's important to juxtapose the mainstream treatment, and you can't get much more mainstream than the ex-verse lady, the mainstream treatment of one group of rioters and the way the meanderers were treated.

00:23:55.000 They're stoking fears about black and brown Americans, lying about how minorities will destroy the suburbs.

00:24:03.000 What?

00:24:03.000 Whipping up violence and intimidation.

00:24:06.000 And they're pinning it all on what's been an overwhelmingly peaceful movement for racial solidarity.

00:24:14.000 It's true.

00:24:16.000 Research backs it up.

00:24:17.000 Only a tiny fraction of demonstrations have had any violence at all.

00:24:22.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:24:24.000 So what the president is doing.

00:24:25.000 That just shows you how many fucking demonstrations there have been.

00:24:29.000 Because we've seen nothing but fire and vandalism and arrests and death.

00:24:35.000 And then Michelle's defense is, yeah, but that's just a small part of it.

00:24:39.000 Oh, shit.

00:24:41.000 This is really going on.

00:24:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:24:44.000 Like, say 10 people are killed every day in your town.

00:24:48.000 And people go, yeah, but your town is New York City.

00:24:51.000 So there's millions and millions of people who are not dying.

00:24:55.000 And you go, oh, shit.

00:24:58.000 That's a lot of fucking conflict going on.

00:25:02.000 That's a bad idea.

00:25:03.000 Again, patently false.

00:25:06.000 It's morally wrong.

00:25:09.000 And yes, it is racist.

00:25:12.000 But that doesn't mean it will work.

00:25:16.000 Because this is a difficult time, a confusing time.

00:25:21.000 And when people hear these lies and crazy conspiracies repeated over and over and over again, they don't know what to think.

00:25:29.000 With everything going on in their lives, they don't have time to fact-check falsehoods being spread throughout the internet.

00:25:37.000 Yeah, it's not easy.

00:25:38.000 We're trying to do it on this show, and we're drowning in lies.

00:25:41.000 We've got all this evidence that Patriot Front are feds, but then we see them in the past dressed in all the same clothing.

00:25:47.000 So it's confusing when you have this many fucking Michelle Obamas around constantly inverting the narrative and lying to us all. 0.98

00:25:56.000 Her face looks like that AI rendition thing, But like the guy's first project, he's like, I'll just throw some weird eyes and I'll get fired for this.

00:26:21.000 Did Trump knock over that big display of monster cans?

00:26:28.000 Which brings us to Proud Boys.

00:26:30.000 Let's show the interstitial.

00:26:32.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

00:26:33.000 They finish them.

00:26:33.000 Proud of your boy.

00:26:37.000 I'll make you proud of your boy.

00:26:41.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:26:46.000 God, it's weird looking at that montage of so many of those guys have been imprisoned, stabbed, bankrupted, had their rights violated.

00:26:55.000 Stabbed multiple times.

00:26:57.000 Anyway, I thought this story was funny.

00:26:59.000 Some guy who was affiliated with the Prowboys two years ago did a very nice painting, and an art gallery put it on.

00:27:08.000 And Black Lives Matter said, you've made us feel unsafe.

00:27:11.000 In fact, they said, when I found out that they had his artwork hanging up there, I started shaking, says Barbara Jordan, founder of Press New Mexico, an Albuquerque area civil rights and social change organization.

00:27:25.000 There it is.

00:27:26.000 I feel like this is another slap in the face for the black people of New Mexico.

00:27:30.000 So just go back.

00:27:32.000 That is a slap in the face to black people. 1.00

00:27:37.000 I guess because they haven't done as much space exploration as us.

00:27:41.000 Slap in the face to astronomy.

00:27:42.000 I mean, that's not where the moons are.

00:27:46.000 It's a really weird painting, too.

00:27:48.000 It's kind of like the paintings you see in Times Square with the spray paint.

00:27:52.000 But then it's also very good.

00:27:53.000 It's like Bob Ross meets like those guys meets Times Square with the airbrush with the spray cans.

00:28:00.000 But then at the same time, I like it.

00:28:02.000 Me too.

00:28:06.000 But yeah, go to the announcement there.

00:28:11.000 Bradley Burrs is a white supremacist, Burris, who has wreaked terror on this community.

00:28:16.000 How many times are we going to have to go through this with y'all?

00:28:19.000 When you allow violent white men into these spaces, into our community, you are telling us you don't care about us.

00:28:23.000 You are telling us that you support the same ideologies of hate and acts of violence that these types of individuals are involved in but never held accountable for.

00:28:30.000 We deserve better than this.

00:28:32.000 Y'all already know.

00:28:33.000 Especially from a city mayor who exploits our pain, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:38.000 Instead of amplifying our voices, you're giving white supremacist platforms.

00:28:40.000 Anyway, you've heard that same old shit the whole time.

00:28:43.000 But I'm reading it, and they go, you know, this is very dangerous.

00:28:46.000 Proud boys in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

00:28:48.000 It's these right-wing fascists that led to a shooting here a couple of years ago.

00:28:54.000 And I'm like, yeah, I remember that.

00:29:00.000 So I had to re-watch it to jog the old pugilistic dementia.

00:29:05.000 And it's the exact same story as Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:29:10.000 He got smashed with a skateboard.

00:29:12.000 He was there trying to thwart the destruction of a statue.

00:29:15.000 Stop, guys.

00:29:16.000 Come on.

00:29:16.000 No, no, no.

00:29:17.000 He gets attacked.

00:29:18.000 He shoves a couple people.

00:29:19.000 Then, of course, the media coverage is, he shoved someone.

00:29:22.000 Yeah, you were all over.

00:29:23.000 You're in his gorilla.

00:29:24.000 Get the fuck away from him. 1.00

00:29:26.000 And then he starts really getting attacked.

00:29:29.000 So he pulls a gun and starts running.

00:29:31.000 They go, get him, get him.

00:29:32.000 He has a gun.

00:29:33.000 They're saying, I'm going to fucking kill you.

00:29:34.000 You're going to fucking die.

00:29:36.000 Then he gets hit with a skateboard.

00:29:39.000 Then he gets knocked to the ground and eventually he shoots.

00:29:44.000 This has happened before and it will happen again.

00:29:47.000 Go to 2-4, obviously.

00:29:51.000 So that's old.

00:29:52.000 Go up.

00:29:53.000 You want to get to the point where they go, we have footage of the shooting.

00:30:02.000 You're getting there.

00:30:03.000 No, a little higher.

00:30:05.000 Someone's been shot.

00:30:10.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:13.000 So this is all.

00:30:15.000 I don't know if they're out of sequence.

00:30:17.000 Maybe just Apple F shooting.

00:30:21.000 Because there's one particular one.

00:30:26.000 What are you doing now?

00:30:28.000 That didn't work.

00:30:32.000 You go Command F shooting, and it should show you on that webpage where the word shooting is.

00:30:42.000 Okay.

00:30:42.000 Four shots fired, I saw down here.

00:30:46.000 Listen in.

00:30:48.000 So he's there.

00:30:49.000 That's what he's trying to stop.

00:30:51.000 This guy was a conquistador, who I guess was kind of mean.

00:30:54.000 There he is.

00:30:55.000 That's him in the blue.

00:30:56.000 Go back up.

00:30:58.000 That's him in the bottom there with this brown scarf on and the blue shirt.

00:31:06.000 Isn't it funny how they're screaming against a conquistador?

00:31:09.000 Hispanics are white. 1.00

00:31:11.000 They're conquistadors.

00:31:13.000 So this is like an anti-Hispanic thing destroying that statue.

00:31:21.000 Is that what we're doing now?

00:31:22.000 We're getting this ethnomasochism into Hispanic culture where the Aztecs are against the more Caucasians-looking one? 0.92

00:31:31.000 That's after the shooting, right?

00:31:34.000 Everyone's wandering around after a shooting.

00:31:38.000 Medic, medic.

00:31:43.000 There we go.

00:31:49.000 Must be hard.

00:31:53.000 That's the four shots. 0.91

00:31:56.000 Do you think that was ever coming down?

00:31:58.000 Four people pulling?

00:32:01.000 I remember there was a video of it.

00:32:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:04.000 I thought it was in the link I sent.

00:32:08.000 What's that one entitled?

00:32:09.000 This is it.

00:32:09.000 Yeah, but go up.

00:32:10.000 Let me see what it's entitled.

00:32:12.000 The shooting.

00:32:13.000 That didn't come up, huh?

00:32:15.000 Nope.

00:32:17.000 Look at that.

00:32:18.000 Skateboard.

00:32:19.000 Go back.

00:32:20.000 It's the exact same story.

00:32:22.000 I wonder if Kyle Rittenaus has seen this.

00:32:24.000 Look at that.

00:32:25.000 Whack.

00:32:26.000 Senator goes, I better get out of here.

00:32:28.000 They chase him.

00:32:31.000 They keep attacking him.

00:32:32.000 It looks exactly like the road Kyle was on.

00:32:35.000 He's got his gun out.

00:32:36.000 Get back.

00:32:37.000 I'm not going towards you.

00:32:38.000 I'm walking backwards.

00:32:40.000 I don't want any trouble.

00:32:42.000 Right?

00:32:46.000 Leave me alone.

00:32:47.000 I'm just going to go home.

00:32:48.000 They're screaming, get him.

00:32:49.000 So they scream, get him.

00:32:51.000 They chase him.

00:32:52.000 Bang to the ground.

00:32:53.000 Yank his shirt. 0.96

00:32:55.000 This could be Rittenhouse footage.

00:32:58.000 Smashing him, pulling.

00:33:00.000 Finally, he shoots back.

00:33:05.000 I'm going to fucking kill you.

00:33:06.000 That's exactly what they said to Kyle.

00:33:11.000 That guy lived, by the way.

00:33:19.000 Boy, we got a lot cramming into this show already, huh?

00:33:22.000 All right, let's jump to some racism.

00:33:26.000 Racism.

00:33:27.000 Vousette Racist.

00:33:29.000 I'm thirsty.

00:33:30.000 Hold on.

00:33:31.000 Black female. 0.90

00:33:32.000 What other differences?

00:33:33.000 What else could I have done to kiss you?

00:33:36.000 Black woman. 0.99

00:33:38.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:33:52.000 Bamba lam. 0.99

00:33:57.000 Gatorade is so good.

00:34:00.000 It's so good.

00:34:04.000 So KKK was trending this weekend, which is just...

00:34:08.000 What do you do?

00:34:08.000 What face do you make when KKK is trending?

00:34:12.000 I just go like this.

00:34:13.000 Go full screen on me, Ryan.

00:34:15.000 I just go like this.

00:34:20.000 That's what I do.

00:34:21.000 That's what you do.

00:34:22.000 That's what everyone Sane does.

00:34:23.000 They go, really?

00:34:26.000 Seriously?

00:34:27.000 Really?

00:34:27.000 Seriously?

00:34:30.000 We don't focus on things that matter.

00:34:32.000 The KKK is trending.

00:34:33.000 Those thugs have almost no power in America in 2020.

00:34:36.000 It's old news.

00:34:37.000 Jaslyn Adams, intentionally executed by three gang members, is one of the worst stories of 2021.

00:34:44.000 It was never trending.

00:34:47.000 Like, I kind of want to do a special on the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater and just talk about certain things, certain events, certain sentences that just summarize everything wrong with Clown World.

00:35:03.000 Like that teacher who said, I don't teach the curriculum, that kindergarten teacher.

00:35:08.000 I want them to know about Black Lives Matter so when they watch the news, you know when kindergartners sit down and watch the news, they'll understand what's going on.

00:35:18.000 But that little girl, there was some bullshit gangster beef. 1.00

00:35:24.000 And at the funeral, or maybe after the funeral, that little girl's father pissed on the grave of a gang member.

00:35:32.000 They decided that was egregious, and his seven-year-old daughter should be punished.

00:35:38.000 So they sunk a knife into her chest and killed her.

00:35:51.000 Pretty bad.

00:35:53.000 And all of these narratives, they say things like, ah, this is the biggest threat, the threat to our children.

00:36:02.000 They're killing us.

00:36:03.000 We're all in danger.

00:36:04.000 I don't feel safe.

00:36:06.000 Remember that woman with the painting?

00:36:08.000 They said, we don't feel safe in our own community.

00:36:12.000 How safe is Jaslyn Adams?

00:36:14.000 Is that her name?

00:36:16.000 I don't want to discredit her by getting her name wrong.

00:36:19.000 Jaslyn Ad.

00:36:21.000 Yeah.

00:36:22.000 Dead.

00:36:23.000 Scroll down on that.

00:36:24.000 Maybe you can see the fucking loser who did it.

00:36:27.000 Just know, click on the hashtag, actually.

00:36:30.000 He's got facial tattoos.

00:36:32.000 He's obviously human garbage.

00:36:34.000 Like, the fact that that is considered revenge.

00:36:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:38.000 You want to disrespect one of my gangsters?

00:36:40.000 I'm going to murder your child. 0.89

00:36:42.000 What?

00:36:43.000 What the f ⁇ ?

00:36:44.000 That's just...

00:36:45.000 I want to say that's an animal.

00:36:47.000 I guess it is an animal, yeah.

00:36:49.000 Right?

00:36:50.000 Because animals will kill other animals young.

00:36:58.000 What's this?

00:37:00.000 And a real member's going to understand that, like, a real member's going to still be a real member.

00:37:05.000 Like, put your baby before gang.

00:37:07.000 I'm not going to die for my baby, bro.

00:37:09.000 Like, I die.

00:37:10.000 I'll die for the guy.

00:37:15.000 Father of jesterism, Jante Adams, spoke out this week on the drive-by shooting that targeted him, but ended up murdering his seven-year-old daughter.

00:37:21.000 From what I understand in this clip, it seems he died for his gang before he died for his daughter.

00:37:26.000 I thought he stabbed her.

00:37:27.000 It was his stray bullet.

00:37:30.000 And a real member's going to understand that, like, a real member's going to still be a real member.

00:37:35.000 Like, put your baby before gang.

00:37:37.000 I'm not going to die for my baby, bro.

00:37:39.000 Like, I'll die for the guy.

00:37:44.000 What a piece of garbage.

00:37:46.000 Yeah, okay.

00:37:46.000 So they didn't stab her.

00:37:49.000 They shot her.

00:37:53.000 And it's fucking disgusting.

00:37:56.000 Also in racism as a subject, Pit Viper has discovered that Nick Fuentez likes them.

00:38:03.000 So they've got the ultimate revenge.

00:38:06.000 They will be taking money from confirmed racists and donating it to their cause in their name.

00:38:11.000 Which I'm sure must really piss them off.

00:38:15.000 Wait.

00:38:16.000 Zoom out?

00:38:17.000 No one can read that.

00:38:19.000 $600.

00:38:20.000 Is that how much pit vipers are? 0.97

00:38:22.000 No, I think they're like $150, $200.

00:38:25.000 Your gift of $600 will help defend our shared vision.

00:38:28.000 Somebody bought three pairs.

00:38:30.000 Huh.

00:38:33.000 Great revenge there, pit vipers. 0.99

00:38:35.000 You did it.

00:38:36.000 Meanwhile, the damage is already done.

00:38:38.000 When people say pit vipers, they think of America first.

00:38:41.000 I think of this.

00:38:53.000 Inability to orgasm damage to your lungs.

00:38:56.000 That's a heavy price to pay.

00:38:57.000 Don't be fucking dumb.

00:38:58.000 Be on the watch for misinformation and trust the nuts deep in this situation.

00:39:03.000 Facts, the nation.

00:39:05.000 Vaccinate the nation.

00:39:08.000 Facts.

00:39:09.000 The nation.

00:39:11.000 Vaccinate the nation.

00:39:14.000 She's got a really corny, like 2000 style.

00:39:19.000 Like De La Sol tribe called Quest.

00:39:29.000 Her dance moves the result is. 0.99

00:39:35.000 It's only safe in the face of virus attacks.

00:39:40.000 They're Australian, I think, right?

00:39:42.000 Yeah.

00:39:44.000 I think she's a Kiwi. 1.00

00:39:47.000 Okay, this one is one of the...

00:39:48.000 I've been thinking about this incessantly all week, all weekend.

00:39:53.000 So SPLC has removed any hate that comes from protected groups.

00:39:58.000 Have we discussed this already?

00:40:00.000 No.

00:40:01.000 Now, this is my theory.

00:40:03.000 I remember Jewish donors were donating to the Sierra Club, and they said, we don't like that you're criticizing immigration.

00:40:09.000 And they go, oh, well, we're about the environment, and the number one cause of any kind of environmental destruction is overpopulation.

00:40:16.000 If we can get the population down, then it doesn't really matter.

00:40:19.000 People can throw garbage out their window all day.

00:40:22.000 Mother Nature can handle it. 1.00

00:40:23.000 But if we're, you know, 500 million people, it doesn't matter how much you recycle.

00:40:29.000 And they said, yeah, but I'm Jewish and you're shitting on immigrants.

00:40:33.000 Oh, I forgot the part where they go, and everyone knows that the number one contributor to population growth is immigration.

00:40:40.000 Citizens tend to have one or two kids max.

00:40:42.000 It's immigrants that have like five or six.

00:40:46.000 But their donors went, yeah, but my family were immigrants and they would be spinning in their grave if they knew I was using their inheritance to discourage immigration. 0.99

00:40:56.000 They'd see it as Nazi shit.

00:40:58.000 So stop it.

00:40:59.000 So the Sierra Club split.

00:41:02.000 And there's two Sierra clubs now.

00:41:04.000 One goes by the mask, the other goes by the donors.

00:41:06.000 Guess which one is more successful?

00:41:10.000 But this is even more interesting than that.

00:41:11.000 So let's assume it's the same impetus where billionaire Jewish donors said, yeah, I don't like you shitting on the black Hebrew Israelites and all these other Islam groups because Nazis hate blacks and Muslims.

00:41:24.000 And we're really just here to stop Patriot Front, white racists.

00:41:31.000 And so they absolve all these other groups of their anti-Semitism.

00:41:37.000 What does that do?

00:41:39.000 Well, it puts more Jews in danger. 0.99

00:41:43.000 Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews are now in more danger because the perpetrators are not considered hate groups.

00:41:51.000 So they're less safe, which is yet another one of these tiny things that is actually massive.

00:42:00.000 This is verified proof that ginos, Jews in name only, ginos don't give a shit about Jews. 1.00

00:42:09.000 They, in this example here, they are happily throwing the Orthodox and Hasidic Jews into the wood chipper in order to further their political goals. 1.00

00:42:20.000 They are Bolsheviks. 0.71

00:42:22.000 They are ruthless.

00:42:24.000 They are anti-Semitic.

00:42:26.000 The secular Jews who pretend to be Jewish in this country are anti-Israel, and here they are essentially advocating for violence against their more religious counterparts. 0.94

00:42:42.000 Because all they care about is power, the DNC, votes.

00:42:46.000 They don't give a shit about Jews. 0.96

00:42:51.000 Proof.

00:42:53.000 Here it is, gino-proof. 0.95

00:42:55.000 The equity reassignment removed, the ability to quickly discover the core proselytizers of the radical ideology.

00:43:01.000 Nation of Islam, you're good to go. 0.99

00:43:06.000 All these black separatists are good to go. 1.00

00:43:09.000 The new Black Panthers, who murdered five cops in Dallas, good to go. 1.00

00:43:13.000 Don't worry about it.

00:43:15.000 So now it's just Proud Boys and the fake Fed operation that was supposed to kidnap Governor Whitmer.

00:43:23.000 So if anyone ever says to you, you know, if anyone is becoming anti-Semitic and they go, I hate Jews.

00:43:32.000 And you go, no, no, no, the people you're talking about are elite whites who are secular.

00:43:35.000 Hating Soros is not anti-Semitic.

00:43:37.000 He's not Jewish. 0.96

00:43:39.000 His father was not Jewish.

00:43:41.000 They are atheists.

00:43:42.000 Secular Jews, ginos, are your enemy. 1.00

00:43:46.000 And ginos are in bed with elite whites like, what's his name? 1.00

00:43:51.000 Lawrence O'Donnell and Warren Buffett and Nandini Jamini and all of these other, the squad, Ilhan Omar.

00:44:00.000 They're all in bed with them.

00:44:03.000 Ginos love Ilhan Omar way more than they love Ron Coleman.

00:44:08.000 And that is proof.

00:44:09.000 Taking those people, those anti-Semites off the hate list is proof that they don't give a shit about Judaism.

00:44:16.000 Thank you.

00:44:19.000 I thought this was amusing.

00:44:20.000 BLM wants us to boycott all white-owned businesses. 1.00

00:44:26.000 Now, aren't Asians white these days?

00:44:30.000 They are with college admissions.

00:44:32.000 I think Latinos are too.

00:44:33.000 Okay, so doesn't that mean Sony?

00:44:35.000 Because I'm looking around here at everything we have that we're not allowed to use.

00:44:39.000 Who makes these microphones?

00:44:42.000 Electro Voice?

00:44:47.000 Electro Voice made this.

00:44:51.000 Rode makes these mics.

00:44:53.000 Apple, that's white-owned. 0.97

00:44:55.000 A white guy built that table, if I'm not mistaken.

00:44:58.000 Yeah, but his kids are Jewish.

00:45:00.000 Okay.

00:45:02.000 But I don't think they don't like Jews either.

00:45:04.000 What the fuck are black-owned businesses? 1.00

00:45:07.000 There's a bunch of hair product things.

00:45:10.000 I saw a commercial where they were making donuts that were vegan.

00:45:14.000 Some hippie black chick. 1.00

00:45:16.000 What are black-owned businesses?

00:45:18.000 B-E-T? 0.98

00:45:20.000 Like, what car can I drive?

00:45:22.000 What plane can I take?

00:45:25.000 What does it say there?

00:45:28.000 Black Lives Matter calls for a month-long Boycott of white companies.

00:45:31.000 Just Google black-owned companies. 1.00

00:45:33.000 I want to see what we're able to use for the next few days because I don't think we can do this show.

00:45:45.000 My experience has been it's a lot of hair companies on the Drew Barrymore show.

00:45:51.000 There was those ladies who made popcorn. 1.00

00:45:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:54.000 So popcorn, donuts.

00:45:55.000 Well, they didn't invent popcorn, but their specific type of popcorn, you can support that.

00:46:00.000 I recall.

00:46:01.000 I remember it.

00:46:03.000 I want to see some of these companies.

00:46:05.000 What's that?

00:46:07.000 I think he's a trainer.

00:46:09.000 I've been black my entire life.

00:46:12.000 Okay.

00:46:13.000 Okay, so none of the equipment, just the trainer.

00:46:16.000 Yeah.

00:46:17.000 All right.

00:46:17.000 Are you sure you weren't aware of that?

00:46:18.000 Black trainer's Puerto Rican.

00:46:20.000 That's close, isn't it?

00:46:21.000 Wait, what's she got?

00:46:22.000 12 Our Favorite Black on.

00:46:24.000 There he is.

00:46:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:25.000 He's writing the new Superman film.

00:46:28.000 How intellectual of you.

00:46:30.000 You write superhero movies.

00:46:31.000 Previously, he wrote Black Panther.

00:46:34.000 He's one of America's most lauded, what's the word, writers?

00:46:39.000 What's the fancy word for writers?

00:46:42.000 Scribblers?

00:46:45.000 He's one of the top literary geniuses of our time.

00:46:47.000 And so far he's written for two different superheroes.

00:46:52.000 D.H. Lawrence, eat your heart out.

00:46:55.000 Wait, go back, go back.

00:46:56.000 I want to see one of these companies.

00:46:59.000 So a cinnamon phrase bouquet.

00:47:03.000 Oat cinnamon.

00:47:04.000 Indoor plant lover.

00:47:06.000 Yeah, they're bouquet.

00:47:07.000 So it's pink and white dry fern stems.

00:47:10.000 Well, okay, so we'll buy some of those on that day.

00:47:13.000 Cute.

00:47:15.000 Some face toner we'll get.

00:47:17.000 Gotta buy some of that.

00:47:19.000 Rihanna.

00:47:19.000 I still need to get to work and use my video equipment, but keep going.

00:47:25.000 I will buy some face masks.

00:47:29.000 This could be called kid-run companies, too.

00:47:34.000 Design essentials.

00:47:35.000 Yep.

00:47:36.000 Lots of beauty products I've noticed.

00:47:39.000 This seems to be a big thing.

00:47:41.000 Okay, something for the gym.

00:47:45.000 What's that?

00:47:45.000 Some earrings?

00:47:46.000 Yeah.

00:47:47.000 A shave kit.

00:47:48.000 More beauty products.

00:47:49.000 Yep.

00:47:50.000 Wow.

00:47:52.000 Okay.

00:47:53.000 Still looking for a helicopter company.

00:47:55.000 What's this up there?

00:47:56.000 The big old scarf.

00:47:57.000 A giant scarf.

00:47:58.000 Okay.

00:47:59.000 Nia Thomas scarf.

00:48:00.000 More kid-owned stuff.

00:48:02.000 A shoe.

00:48:03.000 Okay.

00:48:06.000 Oh, some cookware.

00:48:08.000 That's new.

00:48:09.000 Now we're cooking with gas, literally.

00:48:11.000 Unfortunately, I think Aisha Curry, she's a cookbook author. 1.00

00:48:16.000 She just wrote her name.

00:48:18.000 Yeah, she didn't make that.

00:48:19.000 Yeah, okay.

00:48:19.000 Sorry.

00:48:20.000 I guess we'll buy that.

00:48:23.000 Some stupid dress. 1.00

00:48:25.000 Some barbecue.

00:48:25.000 So a bunch of crap.

00:48:28.000 No, we're not doing that, BLM. 0.71

00:48:33.000 And then, oh, just a little update on Waukesha.

00:48:37.000 Remember that progressive prosecutor I'm obsessed with?

00:48:40.000 I went on Amazon and bought red yarn.

00:48:42.000 I got it here now.

00:48:43.000 I'm going to make a giant weather underground mural.

00:48:45.000 Oh, those are our guys who made the coconut ice cream.

00:48:48.000 It wasn't donuts.

00:48:49.000 It was coconut ice cream.

00:48:50.000 But all she did was take a recipe off the web and then rent an industrial kitchen and do the recipe. 1.00

00:48:56.000 But they have no air conditioning due to racism.

00:49:00.000 So it's kind of warm in here.

00:49:02.000 We need it to be about 65.

00:49:05.000 It's one of the many hurdles.

00:49:07.000 Just letting you know that there's...

00:49:08.000 We rented a shitty kitchen that doesn't have AC.

00:49:13.000 So the prosecutor who allowed him out is obviously getting a lot of backlash, especially after he said, will people die when I start letting everyone out for no reason?

00:49:21.000 Yes, guaranteed, was his quote.

00:49:23.000 Now he's saying, yeah, it wasn't me who let him out.

00:49:26.000 It was my assistant.

00:49:29.000 DA blames assistant for Waukesha Parade rampage suspects inappropriately low bail.

00:49:35.000 So I'd like to apologize to him.

00:49:38.000 Sorry, I didn't know it was a typo.

00:49:42.000 There he is.

00:49:44.000 Sorry, buddy.

00:49:46.000 What your assistant does is your responsibility.

00:49:49.000 If she's out there, I assume it's a she, giving free bail willy-nilly, then you're delegating too much and you're still responsible. 1.00

00:49:59.000 If my son crashes my car into your house, I have to pay.

00:50:06.000 And then this one here.

00:50:10.000 I just thought, this is such a fucking joke.

00:50:17.000 This is blackface. 0.99

00:50:18.000 White actors are playing black characters in virtual reality diversity training.

00:50:22.000 So a common thing I noticed here with appeasing the race hustlers is they get more mad when you kiss their ass and give more demands.

00:50:30.000 Like I saw this thing where they were doing period pieces and they were, I don't know, redoing Shakespeare and making it all black, just like Hamilton.

00:50:37.000 And they wanted to be more inclusive.

00:50:39.000 And about 500 actors walked out the day before.

00:50:43.000 It was Dickens.

00:50:44.000 They walked out a day before the presentation because of racism and the unsafe environment.

00:50:50.000 Like we just saw a seven-year-old girl who got killed in a drive-by and we're talking about the unsafe environment from people who don't know the latest terms.

00:50:59.000 But in this thing, we should join some of these.

00:51:02.000 It's virtual reality.

00:51:06.000 Yeah, black cast members boycott Dickens fair. 0.99

00:51:09.000 See?

00:51:10.000 So the more you try to appease this beast, this dragon of racism, systemic racism, the more you get accused of systemic racism.

00:51:20.000 It's like venom.

00:51:21.000 Second you touch it, you get the black tar on your hand, and the next thing you know, you're in way deeper than you were before.

00:51:27.000 As long as you got the black tar on your face, just have a Dickens fair.

00:51:31.000 Don't try to make it about racial equality. 0.70

00:51:33.000 Just promote Charles Dickens.

00:51:35.000 And Britain was all white back then, so sorry. 1.00

00:51:40.000 I thought this was interesting, though.

00:51:42.000 So they practice.

00:51:43.000 One thing I'm noticing, though, and this is, go back to 3-1.

00:51:47.000 The black women that are doing these talk so much that I don't think they get a word in Edgewise. 1.00

00:51:54.000 That's the guy who designed it.

00:51:56.000 And what you do is you sit down with fake interviews and have fake meetings With CGI people in order to practice.

00:52:03.000 And one of the things you practice is racial awareness.

00:52:06.000 Unfortunately, he lives in an all-white area. 0.69

00:52:09.000 So the CGI people that are telling you how to be less racist, like Larry Barnes there, they're played by whites. 0.96

00:52:21.000 So that's digital blackface, apparently. 0.53

00:52:25.000 In other words, let's just stop doing this.

00:52:28.000 Let's stop all this shit.

00:52:29.000 So go back to 3-2.

00:52:31.000 I searched for an example of it.

00:52:34.000 Let me just read what they said, though, before we do that.

00:52:37.000 Scholars of race, theater, and digital media told BuzzFeed News that white actors playing characters of color in DEI simulations, like Mercians, could bring their own unconscious bias into scenarios intended to mitigate bias.

00:52:57.000 Moreover, seven current and former Mercian employees speaking confidentially with BuzzFeed News expressed concerns about the company's own diversity and inclusion practices.

00:53:07.000 Of course.

00:53:08.000 We don't give a damn.

00:53:10.000 So go to this example 3-2 because that is a white woman in the middle. 1.00

00:53:17.000 And luckily, she only opens her mouth at 7 minutes and 43 into it. 1.00

00:53:24.000 And we use our framework for disruptive action.

00:53:27.000 Are you guys okay if we shift and dig into that for a moment?

00:53:31.000 Sure, absolutely.

00:53:33.000 Yes, that would be great.

00:53:35.000 Okay, cool.

00:53:37.000 So in reviewing your statement, I think the overarching guiding question or the focus question for my analysis was within the statement of support, or your statement of support for Black Lives,

00:53:53.000 the first thing I looked at were the stated commitments and whether they were actionable and more specifically if they aligned with engagement efforts.

00:54:03.000 Like, you know, did all the engagement, all those things that you did, did they result in commitments, in statements, right?

00:54:11.000 Do they result in facts, right?

00:54:14.000 Historical.

00:54:14.000 What's that supposed to mean?

00:54:16.000 What the fuck is she talking about?

00:54:18.000 And so I asked this, right?

00:54:21.000 And that's my guiding question, right?

00:54:23.000 Because it's obvious there was a lot of intentionality, right, with regard to your internal engagement.

00:54:28.000 Wait, what happened there?

00:54:29.000 Did that computer just look at the other computer and go, can you believe this shit?

00:54:32.000 Do you think with the author?

00:54:35.000 Obvious.

00:54:37.000 Historical facts.

00:54:38.000 Look at that face.

00:54:39.000 Because I bet it's, you know what it is?

00:54:41.000 It's real people, and they have like little dots on their nose so they can like mimic the things.

00:54:47.000 And she kind of forgot that she's being recorded.

00:54:49.000 She just looked over at the guy next to her and went, what the fuck is going on?

00:54:53.000 Facts, right?

00:54:54.000 Historical facts, right?

00:54:55.000 Did that show up in the statement?

00:54:58.000 Do you believe this shit?

00:54:59.000 What the fuck is she talking about?

00:55:01.000 I don't know.

00:55:02.000 That's my guiding question, right?

00:55:03.000 Because it's obvious there was a lot of intentionality.

00:55:06.000 Anyway, that was amusing.

00:55:06.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:55:10.000 Retard X. Ibrahim X. His real name is like Derek Rodgers. 0.98

00:55:17.000 He wants you to know how much he hates capitalism.

00:55:21.000 This is the kind of shit I would say when I was 14.

00:55:24.000 To love capitalism is to end up loving racism.

00:55:27.000 To love racism is to end up loving capitalism.

00:55:30.000 What are you talking about?

00:55:32.000 Does that mean, by the way, that if the free market tends to reward non-blacks more than blacks, that implies blacks are somehow not working hard enough or aren't good enough? 0.72

00:55:43.000 So if you, the subtext here is meritocracy.

00:55:47.000 And if you say to love meritocracy is to end up loving racism, to love racism is to end up loving meritocracy, what it means is the black people in this scenario don't have merit. 0.55

00:56:00.000 It means you need communism to give them free shit because they can't earn it on their own.

00:56:05.000 That's not a great look there, Ibrahim.

00:56:10.000 Also in my racism notes, two more stories.

00:56:16.000 One was my favorite, I hate female writers generally, but about half my favorite writers are female. 1.00

00:56:22.000 Heather McDonald is, she may be drifting into my number one spot. 1.00

00:56:27.000 I don't want to offend Ann Coulter, but they're neck and neck right now.

00:56:32.000 I thoroughly enjoyed Heather's past two books.

00:56:35.000 And here she is laying it all down on, I think, Prague or You.

00:56:41.000 Yeah.

00:56:42.000 With Candace Owens.

00:56:43.000 And this is such a perfect point.

00:56:46.000 Take it and run with it.

00:56:48.000 Blacks acted like Asians for 10 years in all things related to success. 1.00

00:56:55.000 So you had parents that were obsessive about their children's academic work, attending school, not dissing the teacher, not having your back turned, not screaming in class, taking your textbook home,

00:57:10.000 studying for a test, not getting involved in gangs, drugs, two-parent families.

00:57:16.000 If after 10 years of that sort of Asian behavior, we still saw racial disparities, at that point, I'm going to start listening to you talking about systemic racism. 0.94

00:57:29.000 But right now, the behavioral disparities are so great, and it is those disparities which explain these ongoing gaps.

00:57:40.000 And that's why I say we have to take on the myth of bias and say that there are cultural differences and very glaring behavioral differences.

00:57:50.000 If you have a 71 to 73 percent out of wedlock birth rate in the black community compared to, say, 16 percent in the Asian community, game over. 0.98

00:57:59.000 That's all you need to know.

00:58:01.000 White privilege consists of this, that whites are still a third as likely to grow up in a single parent household as blacks. 0.72

00:58:11.000 If it gets up to 71 percent for whites, I can guarantee you we're going to see the same level of dysfunction. 0.97

00:58:17.000 But right now, that is the white privilege, is that you have not just two parents, but more importantly still, at least among the elites, a culture that expects males to develop self-control and bourgeois values to find a mate.

00:58:36.000 And I'll just counter, that's not white privilege, that's privilege, period.

00:58:39.000 It's privileged.

00:58:40.000 If you come from a two-parent household, a stable two-parent household, you are privileged.

00:58:45.000 And when people try to tell me, you know, that just the color of your skin can disadvantage you, I mean, I was disadvantaged, sure, but it wasn't because of the color of my skin, it was because of decisions that my parents made.

00:58:54.000 You know, my mother didn't graduate high school. 0.96

00:58:56.000 You know what I mean?

00:58:57.000 And I didn't come from a stable two-parent household scenario.

00:59:01.000 So signing up for student loans, not knowing what they meant, not having that guidance, that wasn't because of the color of my skin.

00:59:07.000 Do you think that Malia and Sasha Obama are disadvantaged because of the color of their skin?

00:59:12.000 Apparently, that Malia. 1.00

00:59:15.000 That's what I've been screaming forever.

00:59:16.000 And Heather says you've got to wait 10 years.

00:59:18.000 I'll take a year.

00:59:20.000 Let's see a black family for a year have all of those values, obsessively pursue education, and then let's check back in on them in one year.

00:59:31.000 Final piece on this.

00:59:36.000 They pussied out.

00:59:38.000 Good, that's all it takes.

00:59:39.000 The backlash against these determinedly witless and frankly insulting decisions pushed the board into damage control.

00:59:48.000 It was all a misunderstanding.

00:59:50.000 Of course kids can read Hein's book.

00:59:53.000 And Moread will get a chance to speak to students in February.

00:59:56.000 So this was, we're over up in Canada now.

01:00:02.000 This isn't really racism, actually.

01:00:03.000 We should jump to feminism. 1.00

01:00:06.000 Okay, play the feminism interstitial. 1.00

01:00:11.000 We've moved on from race.

01:00:17.000 Feminism. 1.00

01:00:19.000 God, I wish Sam Hyde still had a show on Adult Swim.

01:00:22.000 Don't you?

01:00:23.000 Yes.

01:00:23.000 I was watching clips of that the other day.

01:00:27.000 Thanks, Joel Bernstein.

01:00:30.000 Thanks, Tim Heidecker.

01:00:31.000 Thanks, Vic Berger.

01:00:33.000 Way to kill jokes.

01:00:36.000 Rex Murphy, that's the writer.

01:00:38.000 Sorry.

01:00:38.000 The woke rot at the heart of Canada's largest school board.

01:00:41.000 Political correctness is toxic.

01:00:43.000 Wokeism is an insult to reason.

01:00:45.000 Both seem to have found a home in the Toronto's district school board.

01:00:48.000 Now, if you zoom in on these two, the girl on the left there, the one with all the necklaces, she's a journalist who writes about Islam, the trouble with Islam, the dangers with it. 0.60

01:01:01.000 And the woman next to her was kidnapped by ISIS.

01:01:08.000 She was, what do you call when you're kidnapped?

01:01:10.000 You're a hostage.

01:01:11.000 She was an ISIS hostage, raped repeatedly, almost to death.

01:01:16.000 Is it the Yamini woman who were regularly raped to death by radical Islamists?

01:01:21.000 It's a big thing.

01:01:22.000 They were going to do a talk at the school, and the school shut it down because it portrayed Muslims in a negative light.

01:01:32.000 Okay.

01:01:33.000 Does Schindler's list portray Germans in a negative light?

01:01:36.000 What if the thing is true?

01:01:41.000 It should portray jihadists in a negative light.

01:01:43.000 They suck shit.

01:01:45.000 But I just thought that was interesting because there was a major backlash where people fought back and said, she needs to be able to do her talk. 1.00

01:01:53.000 This is insane.

01:01:54.000 I don't care who it makes look bad.

01:01:56.000 All I care about are the facts.

01:01:58.000 And the fact that at a progressive school, we can't talk about a woman being raped is downright dangerous.

01:02:04.000 And they capitulated.

01:02:07.000 This is my problem with the right.

01:02:09.000 We always sit and bitch about how horrible things are getting in Clown World, but we don't fight back.

01:02:14.000 And it is so easy to fight back.

01:02:17.000 Remember that teacher who made her kids pledge allegiance to the trans flag?

01:02:21.000 She's gone.

01:02:22.000 Remember that teacher that was an Antifa dude with the hammer and the sickle tattooed on his chest?

01:02:28.000 And he had Antifa flags on his wall?

01:02:30.000 He's gone.

01:02:32.000 All you have to do is fight back.

01:02:34.000 Remember that guy we had last week who noticed that he was pushed out for being a white male and he was replaced by two incompetent women, one of color, one not. 0.95

01:02:46.000 He sued.

01:02:47.000 It's still going on, but it's a successful case in that lawyers took it up.

01:02:52.000 They don't take your case if they don't think they can win.

01:02:57.000 Speaking of women from the third world being ignored, I thought this is sort of on the other end of the spectrum, but you know that famous picture of the girl that was on the cover of National Geographic where she's got these green eyes? 0.98

01:03:10.000 By the way, when you see Muslims with green or blue eyes, they're clearly a product of the Crusades. 1.00

01:03:15.000 But she's in Afghanistan or something, and she's like this.

01:03:17.000 That's her on the left. 0.99

01:03:19.000 Boy, she did not age well.

01:03:22.000 Although, I guess it's hard to say, right?

01:03:24.000 If she had, like her face was washed and shaved and she had long hair and makeup on, she might be pretty. 0.85

01:03:32.000 Anyway, everyone is outraged at this photographer because he made tons of money off that first photo and then they tracked her down and they took another photo.

01:03:43.000 I think they used DNA to get her.

01:03:45.000 And she should have been compensated.

01:03:49.000 No.

01:03:50.000 Sorry, that's not how the free market works.

01:03:54.000 So as innocent, the white savior industrial complex. 0.54

01:03:58.000 So as innocent and hapless migrants were drowning in the English Channel, yeah, what were they doing there?

01:04:03.000 As the English and French watched, the White Savior Industrial Complex came up with a story to reiterate just how noble and good white people really are. 0.84

01:04:11.000 The story involved the infamous Afghan girl whose actual name is Sharbat Gula and whose photo was taken without context some three decades ago by National Geographic Photographer Stephen Curry at a refugee camp in Pakistan.

01:04:25.000 No, he exposed the horrors of life in Pakistan, the way they treat the less fortunate over there. 1.00

01:04:34.000 I don't know if she was a Christian or why they were persecuting her.

01:04:37.000 They'll persecute another Muslim for not blowing Muhammad with enough fervor in their speeches. 0.99

01:04:45.000 So that's his job.

01:04:48.000 You're not signing a band.

01:04:50.000 They're not generating music that you're getting a cut from and you hope they can generate more music, you fucking dummies.

01:04:57.000 I just thought this was a great example of how people don't understand Capitalism and how things work.

01:05:02.000 It sucks being a photographer.

01:05:03.000 It's really hard to make money.

01:05:05.000 For every photographer that gets that perfect refugee shot with the green eyes in Pakistan, there's millions of others who never make it till middle class and just keep snapping away to no avail. 0.87

01:05:17.000 This guy won the lottery.

01:05:18.000 By the way, he's in fucking Pakistan. 0.99

01:05:20.000 Do you want to go try that?

01:05:22.000 Go try that.

01:05:23.000 Go see how that heat feels at any time of the year.

01:05:34.000 And let's sort of drift into LGBTQ.

01:05:36.000 You can stick with this background.

01:05:39.000 This was interesting because 3.70 she says, I'm going into the bathroom now.

01:05:46.000 I'm ready to come.

01:05:47.000 And you go, wait a minute, I thought you said you wanted to have different bathrooms because you're a woman now and you're the same as everyone. 1.00

01:05:56.000 You just want to go in the...

01:05:57.000 I'm doing a show with iHypocrite tomorrow, by the way.

01:05:59.000 I'm not sure when it'll air.

01:06:01.000 Infiltrated ladies' room, time to come. 1.00

01:06:03.000 So that's a dude.

01:06:05.000 And this again brings us back to something that I have to actually credit a baby monster for explaining to me.

01:06:12.000 It's not a dude who wants to be a woman or was born male, but identifies as female.

01:06:18.000 It's a deranged pervert that has a fetish for women where he wants to basically wear their skin.

01:06:27.000 So the evolution would be, I love women. 1.00

01:06:30.000 I love staring at women. 1.00

01:06:31.000 I jerk off to women. 1.00

01:06:33.000 Now I'm so perverted, I'm sniffing their panties. 0.97

01:06:36.000 Okay, now I'm so perverted, I'm putting the panties on.

01:06:40.000 And then we get really nuts.

01:06:42.000 Now it's like I'm shaving my legs and I'm putting on high-heel shoes.

01:06:46.000 So when I look down, I see a woman's leg. 1.00

01:06:50.000 And now we're getting even freakier.

01:06:53.000 And now it's like I'm wearing a wig and I grew tits.

01:06:58.000 And now I'm fucking a woman from inside. 1.00

01:07:02.000 I'm not penetrating a woman. 0.69

01:07:04.000 I'm inside the woman.

01:07:06.000 It's like wearing her skin. 1.00

01:07:07.000 It's like Silence of the Lambs shit.

01:07:09.000 And what do they do when they get to be a woman? 1.00

01:07:11.000 They go into the ladies' room.

01:07:13.000 Now they're not just in a woman's body. 0.92

01:07:14.000 They're in a woman's area. 0.99

01:07:16.000 And they go and jerk off.

01:07:20.000 This is not what they say it is.

01:07:23.000 Just like Michelle Obama telling us that that was not a rowdy protest.

01:07:29.000 My trans brothers and sisters have been persecuted and volatic for sale.

01:07:35.000 Jesse!

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:37.000 That we deserve to give them reparations.

01:07:40.000 And if that includes them spastrigating inside of a bathroom, then that's what we're going to do and we're going to take it.

01:07:48.000 So would you say that women using the, or sorry, men using the women's bathroom is part of reparations?

01:07:53.000 It's part of their reparations.

01:07:56.000 Who's?

01:07:56.000 Blacks or women's?

01:07:58.000 Trans people of all sorts of genders, colors, penis, balls, and ginas. 1.00

01:08:04.000 So trans people deserve reparations? 1.00

01:08:06.000 Yes.

01:08:07.000 I will let them into my bathroom.

01:08:08.000 It's time to give up your bathroom to their cause.

01:08:11.000 And my brave sister right here, she going to take that reparations. 1.00

01:08:16.000 Yoohoo Roo. 0.97

01:08:18.000 Yoohoo Ru.

01:08:20.000 My favorite chocolatey drink.

01:08:22.000 Yoohoo Ru.

01:08:24.000 Feminism. 1.00

01:08:26.000 This guy was abused by some married cunt. 1.00

01:08:28.000 She ruined his life.

01:08:29.000 Oh yes, this is fucking stupid.

01:08:31.000 I don't know why I included this, but this guy, I think he's the guy.

01:08:37.000 No one is going to be interested in this.

01:08:38.000 So if you've been waiting for a moment to blink and not listen, this is it.

01:08:42.000 Remember we reviewed this graphic novel, 3.9?

01:08:44.000 It was called like Francis Bukowski or something.

01:08:48.000 It's about a drunk poet with a failed career who keeps getting in trouble with ladies.

01:08:54.000 Fante Bukowski.

01:08:56.000 Really, really good cartooning.

01:08:59.000 I didn't like the main character, but I think he's okay with that.

01:09:03.000 He's not sympathetic.

01:09:06.000 He's a lout.

01:09:07.000 But I'm reading this guy, and I think this might be the guy it's based on.

01:09:11.000 So his name is Joseph.

01:09:13.000 What is it?

01:09:14.000 Massey.

01:09:16.000 Is that it?

01:09:16.000 Yep.

01:09:17.000 And he got me-tooed, right?

01:09:20.000 And he tried to destroy my life as a poet.

01:09:25.000 So here's a new angle if you get accused of me-tooing.

01:09:29.000 Write a one million word essay about how your uncle stuck his tongue in your mouth and your grandmother raped you and your parents were drunks and you were diddled and fucked forever until you almost killed yourself and you became an alcoholic to hide the pain.

01:09:45.000 Look how long this is.

01:09:47.000 Just scroll.

01:09:48.000 Show it.

01:09:53.000 The fuck?

01:09:55.000 It's a book.

01:09:58.000 He liked to sit with me in his room and drill me on trivia about the film, Gone with the Wind.

01:10:04.000 Sometimes, whether I got one of his questions right or wrong, it didn't matter, he would pin me down on his bed and stick his tongue in my mouth while groping me.

01:10:11.000 I was seven, eight, nine years old.

01:10:13.000 One afternoon, he grabbed me and threw me into the trunk of his car and drove away, screaming about how he intended to drive off the Commodore Barry Bridge.

01:10:20.000 As I write this, my entire body feels frozen from the inside out.

01:10:24.000 It only struck me recently that maybe he really planned to do that, kill us both.

01:10:29.000 Instead, he drove around the block a few times.

01:10:31.000 When the trunk popped open, I crawled out and fell flat on the asphalt, numb with terror.

01:10:38.000 So he writes about every, he writes an autobiography of incest and rape.

01:10:45.000 And I think it worked.

01:10:46.000 I think everyone went, all right, you can molest girls. 1.00

01:10:50.000 And there he's off to the races.

01:10:53.000 The fuck's going on with this world.

01:10:56.000 It was the first time I've ever heard of any kind of like child in peril and didn't feel sympathy.

01:11:02.000 That's how boring this guy is.

01:11:05.000 But I also don't think he was guilty.

01:11:08.000 I read what he was being accused of.

01:11:10.000 It's so stupid.

01:11:10.000 There's a baby monster who sent us a letter.

01:11:13.000 I can't find it right now.

01:11:14.000 But he was listing all of these musicians, including some sort of techno guy that got in contact with us.

01:11:23.000 I think we even had him on the show.

01:11:25.000 Do you remember the guy?

01:11:26.000 He's like a gothy kind of like sex dude, and he's called like Grim Boner or something. 0.98

01:11:33.000 That's not what he's called, but that's the vibe.

01:11:35.000 He wears like black ties, black shirts with black shirts.

01:11:38.000 Yeah.

01:11:39.000 And he got me too'd.

01:11:41.000 Fuck, what the fuck is that?

01:11:43.000 X-T Violent. 0.76

01:11:44.000 Master Boner Craft sex guy.

01:11:49.000 Yeah, fuckstar, Star Fucker, right?

01:11:51.000 No.

01:11:52.000 Starfucker?

01:11:54.000 Starfucker doesn't sound right.

01:11:56.000 But the guy listed five bands, five indie bands, that have all been Me Too'd.

01:12:03.000 And it keeps happening again and again and again.

01:12:06.000 The Groundlings just got it. 0.70

01:12:09.000 Maybe they're in the email, actually.

01:12:12.000 I thought I should do a whole green screen on it, so maybe I shouldn't be discussing it now.

01:12:15.000 But it really is amazing how many people have been roasted.

01:12:22.000 And I like it because back when I was, when me and Milo and Alex were the only guys that were getting canceled, I just thought, okay, you don't have to defend me.

01:12:30.000 But I just want you to know that you're next or your husband's is next or your brother's next.

01:12:37.000 One of you is going to piss off one of these insane fucking SJWs and they're going to comb through everything you and your family have ever done, find a rude sentence.

01:12:49.000 I mean, we've seen examples of that in this.

01:12:52.000 Look at the fucking meandering.

01:12:54.000 Find something they don't like and turn it into a felony and you shall be canceled.

01:13:00.000 Can you not find it?

01:13:01.000 Did you see a groundlings?

01:13:03.000 Let's see.

01:13:04.000 No, the growlers.

01:13:06.000 Growlers.

01:13:07.000 Yeah.

01:13:09.000 Pardon.

01:13:11.000 All right, let's look that up later.

01:13:12.000 Anyway, it's a whole green screen thing.

01:13:13.000 It'll be a fun, fun 20-minute segment.

01:13:16.000 Let's jump to COVID.

01:13:20.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

01:13:25.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:13:27.000 Fucking Chinese comes from China. 1.00

01:13:31.000 Chinese asshole! 1.00

01:13:32.000 Chinese asshole! 1.00

01:13:35.000 Chinese asshole! 1.00

01:13:38.000 Don't you think Chinese asshole? 0.99

01:13:43.000 I think rice is white and the ground is brown.

01:13:49.000 And if you have, you know, if you like China, it's time to shut it down. 1.00

01:13:55.000 Oh, John Taffer.

01:13:58.000 It's great to meet you.

01:13:59.000 I love your show.

01:14:01.000 What percentage of the bars that you fix become successful?

01:14:06.000 Well, that's a good question.

01:14:08.000 You know, a lot of them have what we call in the pipes, sepsis, right?

01:14:13.000 Yeah.

01:14:14.000 And that's what we call bad.

01:14:16.000 So when you find a pipe that can give you salmonella, you have to shut it down, Gavin.

01:14:22.000 And that's what we've been doing.

01:14:24.000 Shut it down.

01:14:25.000 Right.

01:14:28.000 That's not what I asked.

01:14:31.000 Okay.

01:14:32.000 One more time.

01:14:34.000 What percentage of the bars that you rescue in your show, bar rescue, end up being permanently rescued, end up successful?

01:14:43.000 Even within like a few months?

01:14:46.000 A lot of them do get shut down, so I'd say about five.

01:14:51.000 Five are successful?

01:14:55.000 Five percent?

01:14:58.000 Basically, we're just going to shut it down.

01:15:01.000 Yeah, I think it's 20% are successful, and 80% just go under.

01:15:08.000 Because your problem isn't the salmonella or the pipes, or they didn't have a nice enough display, or they got to change the sign.

01:15:15.000 The problem is the owner is an asshole.

01:15:16.000 He's a drunken pervert, and he doesn't give a shit about his business.

01:15:20.000 And those businesses fail.

01:15:22.000 Yeah, but for the time before they do get shut down, they get new chairs and new walls.

01:15:27.000 And that's good, right?

01:15:30.000 No, every time you replace someone's liquor, you always take your sponsor, whatever it is, tequila, some dumb tequila, Don Julio's.

01:15:39.000 I look at the thing and it's like 50 bottles of Don Julio.

01:15:42.000 What if someone wants a vodka tonic?

01:15:45.000 Well, then they're going to have to refer to our mixologist who used to be a manager at the Hot Topic.

01:15:50.000 She's got blue hair, 15 chains on her wrists, and she's going to help you with your new menu.

01:15:58.000 All right, let's go to COVID.

01:15:59.000 We call her Girl Fieri. 0.98

01:16:08.000 We hit the bumper already.

01:16:10.000 Well, I don't see no buffer.

01:16:11.000 We hit the bumper.

01:16:13.000 We just came out of it.

01:16:15.000 No, we didn't.

01:16:15.000 Yes, we did.

01:16:16.000 I want to see.

01:16:17.000 It's a ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

01:16:18.000 China's asking. 0.57

01:16:19.000 Oh, yeah, we were talking about John.

01:16:21.000 Sorry.

01:16:22.000 I got confused by John.

01:16:24.000 You know that John Taffer was a big dude in the punk scene.

01:16:28.000 He was a bouncer at the Roxy.

01:16:31.000 At the Roxy, yeah.

01:16:33.000 So he knew all the punks, Billy Idol and Sex Pistols, all those dudes, Gen X. Nancy got up on the podium today to compete with my pet Biden as the most senile person in the White House. 0.99

01:16:48.000 And I'll tell you what, she's given us a run for our money, boy.

01:16:52.000 This is pretty impressive.

01:16:55.000 Good morning, everyone.

01:16:57.000 Still morning.

01:16:59.000 We urge everyone to be vaccinated.

01:17:02.000 The person who incurred the Omicron in South Africa was vaccinated, but he didn't have the booster.

01:17:13.000 And so your time.

01:17:16.000 So we have a bill in the House.

01:17:18.000 It's the McGovern bill.

01:17:19.000 It's a stronger bill than the...

01:17:23.000 It's a bill that we could have freestanding or a bill that is in the Equal Act that is part of the Foreign Affairs Committee, Mr. Kendrick Meeks.

01:17:36.000 No.

01:17:38.000 Gregory Meeks.

01:17:39.000 No.

01:17:40.000 Kendrick.

01:17:42.000 We're all very sad about losing Kevin Meeks.

01:17:45.000 So we will have that.

01:17:46.000 But see, in a defense, in a bill, in the week, whatever that thing's called that they have in the Senate.

01:17:55.000 Or in a DOD bill.

01:17:56.000 The Senate does not have the right to have a revenue or an appropriations matter.

01:18:04.000 Okay.

01:18:04.000 So if you think that's helpful.

01:18:07.000 forget that.

01:18:08.000 Forget that.

01:18:09.000 Okay.

01:18:10.000 Forget what?

01:18:11.000 I haven't understood a word.

01:18:13.000 I don't know what to forget.

01:18:16.000 Deadline for the debt limit.

01:18:17.000 Whoa.

01:18:19.000 All of my arrogance for thinking that I'm smart because I can speak Biden is just wiped out.

01:18:24.000 I cannot speak a word of Pelosi.

01:18:27.000 Not a word.

01:18:31.000 Now let's compare that to Trump.

01:18:32.000 Trump was known as an idiot.

01:18:34.000 He's not presidential.

01:18:35.000 He's a nightmare, right?

01:18:36.000 He's got mean tweets.

01:18:37.000 We've seen Joe Biden talk.

01:18:39.000 We've seen Nancy Pelosi talk.

01:18:41.000 Let's be reminded of how Trump used to talk.

01:18:44.000 Remember, just I want you to remember how confused you just were with the Nance Meister and now see how not confused you are with Don Sr.

01:18:59.000 You got a $50 million airplane.

01:19:01.000 You got a $29 million forgeous helicopter.

01:19:06.000 We had every type of helicopter.

01:19:08.000 Many of them brand new, literally out of the box.

01:19:11.000 $28, $29 million.

01:19:12.000 We have $60, $70 million planes.

01:19:15.000 You mean you think it's cheaper to leave it there so they can have it than it is to fill it up with a half a tank of gas and fly it into Pakistan or fly it back to Afghanistan? 0.78

01:19:26.000 Yes, sir, we think it's cheaper, sir.

01:19:28.000 That's when I realized I was a fucking idiot.

01:19:33.000 I'm sorry.

01:19:37.000 Articulate and funny.

01:19:39.000 He's talking about General Milly's insistence that they leave everything there, which was one of our biggest fuck-ups.

01:19:47.000 In American history, not having a military base there.

01:19:51.000 Get the troops out, but we can have a base there.

01:19:55.000 I barely consider that a military presence.

01:19:57.000 We've got bases in Italy.

01:19:58.000 We've got bases in Germany.

01:20:00.000 We've got bases all over the world.

01:20:02.000 Let's have a base there.

01:20:03.000 We're not policing you.

01:20:04.000 We've got big fucking walls going around this place.

01:20:08.000 Keep all our shit there.

01:20:09.000 Move it out occasionally on our own time when we need it.

01:20:11.000 We need a helicopter over here in Lahore.

01:20:14.000 Okay, send it over there.

01:20:18.000 But just like leaving everything there's a fucking, like even anti-war activists, Cassandra Fairbanks is big anti-war get out of everywhere. 1.00

01:20:27.000 I bet she wouldn't mind if we just left a base there and kept all our shit there. 0.99

01:20:34.000 It's the going out and getting killed, trying to win hearts and minds that peace activists object to.

01:20:39.000 And when I say peace activists, I include you and I. I thought this was pretty cool.

01:20:45.000 It's okay to torture dogs.

01:20:47.000 4-2.

01:20:50.000 I love these.

01:20:52.000 I love me a good how it started, how it's going, hypocrisy.

01:20:58.000 That's sort of the best thing about the internet is there's receipts.

01:21:03.000 Should dogs be guinea pigs in government research?

01:21:06.000 A bipartisan group says no.

01:21:08.000 That's the Washington Post, November 15th, 2016.

01:21:12.000 No way, Jose, under Trump's watch.

01:21:15.000 Uh-oh, turns out the Dems are doing it.

01:21:18.000 Fauci's okay with it.

01:21:20.000 Well, let's change our minds.

01:21:22.000 Anthony Fauci under attack like never before, as animal rights group led by GOP operative leverages right-wing hate.

01:21:33.000 So you know what they're talking about, right?

01:21:35.000 The little beagles who were getting experimented on.

01:21:37.000 The actual experiment involved seeing how much torture and abuse they could take.

01:21:43.000 Just ramping it up.

01:21:47.000 Seeing when do they pop?

01:21:50.000 When do they faint from pain, these beagles?

01:21:53.000 When does the pain become so intolerable that they vomit?

01:21:57.000 Let's look into it, says Dr. Everything woke turns to shit, okay?

01:22:04.000 4-3, we have Dazak, D-A-S-Z-A-K, the man everyone is trying to separate themselves from, including Dazak himself, claiming I had nothing to do with Wuhan.

01:22:20.000 I don't know what we're talking about.

01:22:21.000 Here he is, many, many years ago, way before the pandemic, explaining how he'll be creating a pandemic, a bioweapon, a massive contagion at the Wuhan lab. 0.92

01:22:33.000 Go ahead, Peter.

01:22:34.000 Coronaviruses in bats, a whole host of them.

01:22:36.000 Some of them looked very similar to SARS.

01:22:39.000 So we sequence the spike protein, the protein that attaches to cells.

01:22:45.000 Then we, well, I didn't do this work, but my colleagues in China did the work.

01:22:49.000 You create pseudoparticles, you insert the spike proteins from those viruses, see if they bind to human cells.

01:22:56.000 And each step of this, you move closer and closer to this virus could really become pathogenic in people.

01:23:02.000 We found other coronaviruses.

01:23:07.000 Zoom out so other people can look that up.

01:23:13.000 What year was this?

01:23:16.000 Periodic reminder that on March 8th, 2016, Daslak described exactly what led to the pandemic.

01:23:21.000 This was the same year it was okay to torture dogs.

01:23:24.000 Or no, it wasn't okay to torture dogs.

01:23:26.000 That's only recently.

01:23:27.000 This could not be clear, and yet we're still turning in circles because corrupt scientists and their media flunkies are still relentlessly pushing the natural origins hoax.

01:23:38.000 Hot shit! 0.99

01:23:42.000 Good show.

01:23:42.000 Lots of valuable info.

01:23:44.000 I'm glad you guys got your news.

01:23:46.000 Get your news from Get Off My Lawn.

01:23:47.000 It's a fun place to get your news, isn't it?

01:23:51.000 All right, let's make fun of Ryan's father for taking advantage of Puerto Rican culture by abandoning his child.

01:24:00.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:24:04.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.

01:24:10.000 Let me touch it.

01:24:12.000 What is happening here?

01:24:21.000 Just for the record, Ryan, if it was any other culture like Irish or Italian, and he's cats who said, oh, I'm going to go. 0.69

01:24:29.000 It's too boring being daddy.

01:24:32.000 They go, you're not going anywhere there, Nip. 0.98

01:24:36.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:24:38.000 But with Puerto Rican culture, they're just like, see ya. 1.00

01:24:43.000 Yeah, Basically.

01:24:46.000 Well, yeah.

01:24:47.000 My mom didn't tell him that she was pregnant at first.

01:24:52.000 How no?

01:24:53.000 I don't know.

01:24:54.000 She kept it a secret.

01:24:57.000 Why?

01:24:58.000 Or?

01:24:58.000 No, no, wait, no.

01:24:59.000 I think she kept it a secret from her job.

01:25:02.000 Okay.

01:25:07.000 Okay.

01:25:07.000 I'm only going to do things that are very high quality for today's mailbag.

01:25:13.000 What are we at now?

01:25:14.000 An hour and a half?

01:25:16.000 Hey, hipster godfather, it occurred to me that you never discussed the rise of 2000s emo and its effect on Western manhood.

01:25:23.000 I'm about Ryan's age, and remember when pop punk emo hit its peak, I still see its inherently cuckish effects on men in their 30s.

01:25:30.000 Bands like Taking Back Sunday and Koheed and Cambria are all from the tri-state area, and I'd assume were an influence on Ryan, which is apparent in his post-emo prog music taste and his obsession with taming his jufro into various bang-centric hairstyles.

01:25:46.000 So there's two things going.

01:25:47.000 Taking Back Sunday are emo, but Koheed and Cambria are prog rock.

01:25:51.000 Yeah, they're not so proggy.

01:25:54.000 I mean, they're pop prog.

01:25:57.000 Even the more punk-oriented bands from New York like Crime and Stereo were emo as fuck.

01:26:03.000 Your cool music journey seems to have ended with the gays infiltrating Electro Clash. 1.00

01:26:10.000 So I think Ryan would be the show's authority on emo and pop punk, which still carries relevance and was gay from day one. 0.99

01:26:18.000 I never really got super far into the pop punk.

01:26:22.000 I did like a little bit of Taking Back Sunday, but my skater friends would really love it, frankly.

01:26:28.000 So you're saying emo did not affect you and make you the pussy you are today? 0.99

01:26:32.000 No, no, I didn't get into the emo stuff.

01:26:35.000 So what made you such a self-centered fag? 1.00

01:26:38.000 I don't know.

01:26:39.000 I think it was a big ACDC fan.

01:26:42.000 A little bit of Dylan, Tom Petty, like the classic rock stuff.

01:26:46.000 You know what's funny?

01:26:47.000 I'm just looking at you right now and I go, wait a minute, why does his hair look retarded? 1.00

01:26:50.000 I just took him to the barber and had it fixed.

01:26:52.000 And then I remember, no, that's what I did to my son, my eight-year-old.

01:26:56.000 So I guess subconsciously I see you as an eight-year-old.

01:27:00.000 But your hair's still rocking, dude.

01:27:02.000 It's okay.

01:27:03.000 Still, let's see that profile that makes everyone's day.

01:27:05.000 No, no, no.

01:27:06.000 Headphones free, please.

01:27:08.000 Headphones free, please.

01:27:16.000 I covered this song.

01:27:19.000 Oh, I think I like it better dead on.

01:27:21.000 What do you mean you covered this song?

01:27:25.000 My friend Christina Santa Teresa was in the middle of the day.

01:27:28.000 Nobody cares, dude.

01:27:29.000 We just care if it influenced you maybe.

01:27:31.000 And then I covered my stepdad's bit.

01:27:33.000 Remember Seward?

01:27:34.000 You heard some of them.

01:27:35.000 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 This is called the most cucked Richard Spencer interview to date.

01:27:41.000 Look how he's tearing up, saying he regrets everything.

01:27:44.000 And this is in Raw's story.

01:27:46.000 It says, Richard Spencer claims alt-right followers were jealous of his fame, and Charlottesville was like his concert tour.

01:27:54.000 Weird angle.

01:27:55.000 Okay, so wait a minute.

01:27:56.000 I know this interview very well.

01:27:58.000 This is What's Her Name from Vice? 0.99

01:28:02.000 Emma, what's her name?

01:28:03.000 She won a million awards for this because she.

01:28:08.000 What's her name?

01:28:10.000 No.

01:28:11.000 Just go back.

01:28:12.000 It'll appear in the lower third.

01:28:13.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:28:21.000 Because he was initially too scared to stay too close to town.

01:28:24.000 Do you understand like piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit is probably so shitty that no,

01:28:41.000 it's not Emma.

01:28:43.000 Woman reporter Vice Charlottesville.

01:28:47.000 Elle Reeve.

01:28:48.000 El Reeve is her name.

01:28:50.000 So I guess she's left Weiss.

01:28:53.000 See, if you're shitting on Nazis, she's a correspondent for CNN, best known for her award-winning coverage of 2017's Unite the Right.

01:29:04.000 Now, she looks like a fish. 1.00

01:29:07.000 I'd say she's a five quintessential girl next door. 1.00

01:29:11.000 One of these girls who doesn't realize that she should grow bangs over that enormous airplane runway forehead. 1.00

01:29:18.000 And what happens with these girls is they interview alpha males with something to offer, and they're seduced by the intellect, and they end up fucking them. 1.00

01:29:28.000 And the guy fucks them because someone is into me, whatever.

01:29:33.000 Because they're alphas.

01:29:34.000 Now, this happened with Jared Taylor.

01:29:36.000 His wife was doing an article on hate mongers and how evil they all are.

01:29:41.000 And then she met Jared and she was like, Jesus, you're really smart.

01:29:44.000 And you're not the evil man I thought you were.

01:29:46.000 She ended up marrying him and having kids.

01:29:49.000 So I had heard that El Reeve fucked Richard Spencer. 1.00

01:29:53.000 I don't have any evidence.

01:29:54.000 Don't sue me, Elle.

01:29:57.000 But you clearly are not qualified.

01:30:01.000 Oh, look, she's divorced. 1.00

01:30:06.000 She was married in 2007, and now she's married to Jeremy Greenfield.

01:30:10.000 Who's that?

01:30:12.000 Wait, stop.

01:30:12.000 Stop showing that.

01:30:14.000 Who's Jeremy Greenfield?

01:30:19.000 So that must be recent, right?

01:30:22.000 And he probably knew.

01:30:23.000 Let's say she fucked Richard. 1.00

01:30:26.000 He probably knew.

01:30:28.000 And he was like, whatever.

01:30:29.000 Let's just never discuss it and hope no one finds out.

01:30:32.000 I knew you weren't going to be a virgin.

01:30:34.000 Of all the people you could have fucked before.

01:30:36.000 So Jeremy Greenfield is an editorial director at what?

01:30:41.000 Editorial.

01:30:42.000 Oh, he works at a place called Editorial Director.

01:30:45.000 Whatever the fuck that is.

01:30:48.000 Anyway, so I say all this because I didn't really pay attention to that rumor.

01:30:53.000 I don't really give a shit who fucks who.

01:30:55.000 But yeah, 2018.

01:30:58.000 So she could have easily have Not been, she could have been single when she did all this.

01:31:05.000 And then you go, Well, Gavin, why do you give a shit what adults do?

01:31:09.000 I'm not sure I trust your reporting when you're fucking the person you're reporting on.

01:31:12.000 Anyway, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:31:14.000 Lots of ways to bring this up.

01:31:16.000 But I want you to watch this interview and tell me this isn't the body language of two people who have fucked.

01:31:25.000 It's a characterization of piling.

01:31:28.000 I mean, go back, go back, go back.

01:31:30.000 Understand, like, piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit is probably.

01:31:33.000 They're in their underwear.

01:31:34.000 They just finished breakfast.

01:31:37.000 Yeah.

01:31:38.000 They're getting to know each other, but they really fuck.

01:31:39.000 Like, imagine me.

01:31:41.000 I'm L. Reeve, right?

01:31:42.000 And I sit down, I go, Richard, so it's been some time since Charlottesville.

01:31:46.000 What's going on?

01:31:46.000 And could you imagine him saying to me, Gavin, do you understand what it's like piling on someone who's facing a lawsuit?

01:31:53.000 That's not how you talk to a journalist that's interviewing you.

01:31:56.000 That's how you talk to your wife or your girlfriend.

01:32:00.000 She wakes you up when you're asleep and she goes, so, I mean, you know that you've made me a pariah now, right?

01:32:07.000 And then you are all tired and you go, do you understand what it's like piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit?

01:32:12.000 He found out about the lawsuit last night.

01:32:14.000 I've been, I had nightmares all night about this lawsuit and now you wake me up bitching to me. 1.00

01:32:23.000 Well, I would dispute the characterization of piling.

01:32:28.000 Come on.

01:32:29.000 The ugh.

01:32:31.000 How many times you tune into Tucker and the guy he's interviewing goes, this again.

01:32:37.000 I've never seen any interview where the interviewer goes, well, it's kind of like this one.

01:32:42.000 Yeah, I think you're mischaracterizing.

01:32:46.000 And this is also weird because when they fucked, she was single and now she's married and she's kind of gloating. 1.00

01:32:52.000 Yeah, yeah, she's gone back to some guy she used to fuck who dumped her and she's like, I'm actually married now, like the Christian Wig character.

01:32:59.000 Yeah, so I actually dumped you because I'm married now and I'm going to be happily married forever while you're in prison for racism.

01:33:07.000 So do not go back and interview him.

01:33:11.000 He's my lead.

01:33:12.000 Charlotte's volunteers album.

01:33:14.000 I have to go check in on him.

01:33:15.000 This has nothing to do with racism or journalism.

01:33:18.000 This has 100% to do with an ex-fuck who's married going to see the fucker and saying, see, look how independent I am.

01:33:27.000 Remember how I used to call you crying, saying I want to be with you?

01:33:29.000 Not any mo. 0.99

01:33:30.000 Now you're just a scoop.

01:33:32.000 Now you're just a guy getting sued to death.

01:33:34.000 Do you understand like piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit is probably...

01:33:38.000 Well, I would dispute the characterization of piling.

01:33:43.000 I mean, what you don't want me to ask you about is like the most interesting thing.

01:33:47.000 What?

01:33:48.000 Like, did you do it on purpose and do you feel bad about it?

01:33:53.000 Are you talking about Charlottesville?

01:33:54.000 Or when we fucked and I put it in your hoods accidentally. 0.51

01:33:57.000 Look at the way his ass has completely left the couch. 0.96

01:34:00.000 Yeah.

01:34:01.000 And then she's got her foot on the couch. 0.69

01:34:04.000 They're like both hung over.

01:34:05.000 They had a wild night.

01:34:07.000 Asking.

01:34:08.000 Yeah, you know what they're acting like?

01:34:09.000 And this totally supports what I'm saying.

01:34:12.000 A couple that were fucking for a while.

01:34:14.000 One of them moved.

01:34:15.000 They fucked again at a drunken Christmas party.

01:34:18.000 And they're nude right now.

01:34:19.000 She has a t-shirt on.

01:34:20.000 He's nude.

01:34:21.000 Completely nude.

01:34:22.000 And they're having a discussion.

01:34:24.000 Like, what happened with those?

01:34:25.000 That's a ring on the finger.

01:34:26.000 So I think she was married during this.

01:34:28.000 And look at this body light.

01:34:30.000 Wait, what'd you say, Ryan?

01:34:31.000 I got mixed up with the timeline.

01:34:33.000 I don't know if you confirmed she was married during this time.

01:34:36.000 Of course I fucking did, moron.

01:34:38.000 I said a hundred times she was single back in Charlottesville.

01:34:42.000 And here she is married.

01:34:43.000 This is the whole narrative.

01:34:44.000 She's married and she's coming back to gloat. 1.00

01:34:48.000 I mean, what you don't want me to ask you about is like the most interesting thing.

01:34:53.000 What?

01:34:54.000 Like, did you do it on purpose and do you feel bad about it?

01:34:58.000 Are you talking about Charlottesville or some other?

01:35:01.000 Yeah, and the whole thing, the whole movement itself.

01:35:03.000 Did you do it on purpose or did you not care?

01:35:06.000 I didn't create the movement.

01:35:08.000 You named it.

01:35:08.000 You became the face of it.

01:35:10.000 I was trying to unite everything where it would be simply me.

01:35:15.000 And it would have been better if they had fucking bent the knee and shut the f ⁇ up. 1.00

01:35:22.000 Wow.

01:35:23.000 That turns her on when she talks like that.

01:35:25.000 The 2016, 2017 experience was quite something, wasn't it?

01:35:29.000 I was making headlines.

01:35:31.000 Don't you think that's weird, though?

01:35:35.000 I'm doing Chrissy Mayer's show.

01:35:37.000 It airs December 27th.

01:35:39.000 And every time she asks me a question, I'm like, I'm going to go, oh, this whole thing again, Chrissy.

01:35:47.000 We always talk about this after we fuck.

01:35:52.000 Based CEO, better.com CEO fires 900 employees on a Zoom call.

01:36:00.000 Now, that sounds kind of mean.

01:36:01.000 I don't like that.

01:36:03.000 But no, he fired the diversity team.

01:36:06.000 In other words, the parasites.

01:36:08.000 A total of 9% of the company's workforce was laid off, including the company's entire diversity, equity, and inclusion recruiting team.

01:36:17.000 According to Fortune magazine, the CEO later accused employees of stealing from their colleagues and customers by only working two hours a day.

01:36:26.000 Better.com is a mortgage funding place.

01:36:30.000 I love stories like that.

01:36:32.000 Isn't that fun?

01:36:33.000 Wait, is this footage on it?

01:36:42.000 Thank you for joining.

01:36:45.000 I come to you with not great news.

01:36:50.000 The market has changed, as you know, and we have to move with it in order to survive, so that hopefully we can continue to thrive and deliver on our mission.

01:37:03.000 This isn't news that you're going to want to hear, but ultimately it was my decision, and I wanted you to hear from me.

01:37:15.000 It's been a really, really challenging decision to make.

01:37:21.000 This is the second time in my career I'm doing this, and I do not, do not want to do this.

01:37:26.000 The last time I did it, I cried.

01:37:29.000 Okay, you're ruining the story.

01:37:33.000 But we are left off about 15%.

01:37:36.000 This totally takes the baste out of the story.

01:37:39.000 Now he looks like a pussy, and we lost our front story. 1.00

01:37:43.000 I wanted to see him fire people.

01:37:45.000 Yeah, he's very reluctantly letting people go.

01:37:48.000 So you diluted the equation once again.

01:37:51.000 We brought reality to the story.

01:37:55.000 New release sex tape of rep Lauren Book of Florida.

01:37:59.000 Look how she takes a full faceload of cum. 1.00

01:38:01.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:38:04.000 Wait, don't show this.

01:38:05.000 Don't show sex tapes.

01:38:07.000 Come on.

01:38:09.000 She is...

01:38:11.000 Is she a lefty or a righty? 1.00

01:38:18.000 She's a DNC.

01:38:20.000 I've actually seen this sex tape, and she's very good in bed. 1.00

01:38:24.000 She should be proud of herself.

01:38:25.000 Very enthusiastic, loving, giving woman who enjoys quite rude horsing around. 1.00

01:38:35.000 I wish her nothing but the best.

01:38:36.000 And I don't know why that's relevant to the news cycle.

01:38:39.000 In the absence of a woman, a man makes out with a cat. 0.95

01:38:44.000 Oh.

01:38:46.000 Here's a guy who adores his cat.

01:38:48.000 His cat has diabetes, and he checks the insulin levels several times a day.

01:38:55.000 Look how fat he is.

01:38:57.000 Ugh.

01:38:59.000 Here's your big kitty dick. 1.00

01:39:02.000 This is what happens when men watch porn and play video games all day.

01:39:07.000 Missed you today.

01:39:08.000 What'd you do all day while I was at work, huh?

01:39:10.000 What'd you do all day?

01:39:11.000 Itter bitty kitty nap.

01:39:14.000 Corn.

01:39:16.000 Shoot an itty bitty kidder napper. 1.00

01:39:22.000 He's showing us the boy.

01:39:25.000 306.

01:39:26.000 So he's gay with his cat. 0.84

01:39:28.000 He fishable boy.

01:39:30.000 Yeah.

01:39:30.000 Not sure that totally matters, but okay.

01:39:33.000 306.

01:39:34.000 He sucks its weird little barbed dick.

01:39:44.000 Okay, last one.

01:39:45.000 What's up, Comos?

01:39:47.000 Here's a funny video with a potential video drop.

01:39:52.000 Alright, let's watch a funny video.

01:39:54.000 It'll be a good segue to the final video.

01:39:56.000 This is by Brent Weinback.

01:39:58.000 I'm familiar with this gentleman.

01:40:00.000 I believe he has the sprinkles.

01:40:06.000 Wait, this is not a starred video now.

01:40:09.000 Yes, it is.

01:40:10.000 It's called Funny Vid.

01:40:13.000 Okay, that's down there.

01:40:21.000 What are you doing?

01:40:22.000 My Jack.

01:40:24.000 Alright, guys, guys, check it out.

01:40:25.000 What I'm about to do is imply...

01:40:28.000 How do you do it?

01:40:29.000 Brian, what are you doing?

01:40:30.000 This is at 124, bud.

01:40:33.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:40:39.000 Alright, guys, guys, check it out.

01:40:40.000 What I'm about to do is imply mind manipulation.

01:40:43.000 What's your name?

01:40:45.000 Nathan.

01:40:46.000 I want you to relax.

01:40:48.000 Stare into my eyes.

01:40:50.000 Think about what I'm thinking about.

01:40:53.000 Share my thoughts.

01:40:55.000 Two minds equaling one fiery mind.

01:41:01.000 Focus, Nathan.

01:41:02.000 David Blaine meets.

01:41:04.000 What's that other guy who has the shows on Tom Central?

01:41:07.000 Nathan Fielder?

01:41:08.000 Yeah.

01:41:10.000 Look down, Nathan.

01:41:13.000 Oh, shit.

01:41:14.000 He's busting a nut.

01:41:22.000 Yo, look.

01:41:24.000 Nathan.

01:41:31.000 Look again.

01:41:47.000 Good acting, good bit.

01:41:50.000 Is that on YouTube?

01:41:51.000 Why is that one on YouTube?

01:41:52.000 I did a similar sketch on YouTube and they banned it.

01:41:55.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:41:57.000 How do you do it?

01:41:57.000 Wait, there's the drop.

01:42:00.000 Yes, Ryan, that's what someone wants to use as a drop.

01:42:02.000 Mind Jack.

01:42:04.000 Wait, what's the guy say?

01:42:05.000 That one mind jack?

01:42:07.000 That nigga God or something? 1.00

01:42:09.000 That nigga God or something. 1.00

01:42:11.000 Yeah, it's too hard to hear.

01:42:33.000 Um, let's watch a rollerblader get what he deserves, which is rap fame.

01:42:39.000 This is the very last video and final video.

01:42:42.000 It's a ton of fun.

01:42:45.000 Got some cool raps.

01:42:46.000 So I guess you can have the stick, and the stick erases itself using information.

01:42:52.000 That's impressive.

01:43:03.000 Get some velocity going.

01:43:05.000 Boom.

01:43:06.000 Gets up on the street.

01:43:08.000 Yo, what's up?

01:43:10.000 Going up by that cup.

01:43:17.000 Isn't that fantastic?

01:43:20.000 They could have made the music better.

01:43:25.000 What an absolute dork.

01:43:29.000 I got it going on.

01:43:32.000 Gonna go up by this car.

01:43:34.000 Oh.

01:43:34.000 Oh, boy, does he have some bruising?

01:43:38.000 Oh, that was fun to watch.

01:43:39.000 So I hope you had a fun weekend, guys.

01:43:41.000 I keep getting letters, by the way.

01:43:43.000 I forgot to read one in the mailbag where people say, when you tell us to put our phones down, we always have a great weekend and we always get laid.

01:43:50.000 This was a farmhand who didn't use his phone all weekend, and he got lazy.

01:43:57.000 I got laid this weekend for Stanford.

01:44:00.000 You're going to be proud of you boys.

01:44:02.000 It just happens that way.

01:44:04.000 So we're back in the week.

01:44:05.000 We got a lot of fun stuff coming up, folks.

01:44:08.000 we're counting down to the Christmas marathon that's coming up a week this Friday.

01:44:15.000 We've got some really fun surprises.

01:44:17.000 We're going to make it free.

01:44:18.000 I guess we'll put it on Brumble or whatever.

01:44:20.000 Rumble, Bumble, and hopefully get the subs up. 1.00

01:44:26.000 I want to get up to 30,000.

01:44:31.000 Is that a fair goal?

01:44:32.000 $700,000 and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.

01:44:37.000 And I want to have everyone on the network come in like via Skype just for like a minute or two so everyone can see all the people who work here.

01:44:46.000 But I'll see you tomorrow, folks.

01:44:48.000 Normal day coming up Monday, Tuesday, and then Wednesday will be in Combat Sense.

01:44:52.000 Why am I telling you this?

01:44:53.000 I don't know.

01:44:53.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:45:00.000 You can't pay that jungle, but you can wear shoes.

01:45:03.000 And I'll lose her like a heretic, dude. 1.00

01:45:07.000 That's what I'm talking about.

01:45:11.000 War made this way.

01:45:12.000 The state made war.

01:45:16.000 Anymore, give a fuck for tea. 1.00

01:45:22.000 I won't love it, but I'll kiss.

01:45:26.000 Give us a fuck fatigue.

01:45:31.000 Congratulations.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 06, 2021

S04E62 - PATRIOT FED

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