Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E74

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:48.000 My mum was making more than me.

00:00:49.000 I put the bridge, I put my bed, I pulled a yard because it was ringing.

00:00:52.000 Mama rapped the fucking magic.

00:01:03.000 Cause I was made as they can be.

00:01:04.000 Cause I was really in the streets.

00:01:06.000 I hit my face.

00:01:10.000 Oi.

00:01:12.000 That was P. Money and Whiney.

00:01:16.000 He's kind of the hot garage guy over there.

00:01:18.000 Grime, whatever the fuck they're calling it.

00:01:20.000 What you call it?

00:01:20.000 Garage?

00:01:21.000 What you call it, two-step?

00:01:23.000 Tell us what you call it.

00:01:26.000 I saw he has another song that Dizzy's in.

00:01:28.000 Dizzy Rascal Still Out and About.

00:01:31.000 These project kids.

00:01:33.000 This whole music scene started without.

00:01:36.000 It's not really rap.

00:01:38.000 It started with these.

00:01:39.000 They'd have their phones and they would do the ringtones.

00:01:43.000 And then they would rap over the ringtones.

00:02:11.000 I leave out this pussy is talking.

00:02:12.000 I'm stunned.

00:02:13.000 I ain't sitting there crying.

00:02:14.000 I'm kind of hating.

00:02:16.000 When people are talking like I hate my mums.

00:02:18.000 Yeah.

00:02:18.000 I don't hate my mums.

00:02:19.000 I love my mums.

00:02:20.000 Me, mum's rules.

00:02:22.000 My mum's just texted me just now.

00:02:24.000 Do you want to hear it?

00:02:25.000 Oh.

00:02:25.000 You want to hear what she's on about?

00:02:27.000 Oh.

00:02:27.000 Alright, mum.

00:02:28.000 What you got to say for yourself?

00:02:30.000 This will be good, right?

00:02:32.000 Mum's got something important to say.

00:02:34.000 You ready?

00:02:35.000 Ready.

00:02:37.000 Do you remember the time dad lost control of his car in England and it landed on a 13th century hedge?

00:02:43.000 He had to get it off with a crane.

00:02:48.000 What happened after that?

00:02:49.000 I was probably two.

00:02:52.000 But thank you for that.

00:02:54.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn, Tuesday Edition.

00:02:57.000 Very normal show.

00:02:59.000 We've got some fun stuff.

00:03:00.000 Monday's got a lot because we haven't seen you in a while.

00:03:03.000 Tuesday's a little looser, dude.

00:03:05.000 We've got a fun green screen.

00:03:06.000 It's a new Darman thing.

00:03:08.000 And usually we've done our research and we can help you learn stuff.

00:03:13.000 We're going to need your help, folks at home, baby monsters.

00:03:16.000 We're going to need your help because we can't tell if it's a joke or not.

00:03:20.000 It's so fucking bad that it's either a pretty good parody, a little lazy actually, or we're living in retard nation.

00:03:29.000 Maybe that's the name of the show, retardation.

00:03:34.000 Speaking of retard nation, it's sub-clown world.

00:03:38.000 So Devin Tracy's temporarily banned from Facebook, and I think it's because he touched me.

00:03:44.000 That's how toxic I am.

00:03:45.000 Don't stand next to me.

00:03:48.000 I actually kind of like it.

00:03:50.000 It's weird, too, because my least favorite thing is selfies, and now people are getting punished for selfies.

00:03:55.000 It may work out.

00:03:57.000 So I don't know what this is.

00:03:58.000 Is it DMs?

00:03:59.000 I haven't been on Facebook in 100 years.

00:04:03.000 He posts a picture of us hanging out.

00:04:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:06.000 It's sorry.

00:04:06.000 It's Facebook telling him why he's banned.

00:04:09.000 So they go, well, you had two violations.

00:04:12.000 One was standing next to...

00:04:14.000 Oh, I think both the violations are the same.

00:04:16.000 Promoting censored.tv.

00:04:18.000 One, you had it with a banner, and that's Verboten.

00:04:22.000 And of course, showing my face was terrible because you show that you're not just a fan, you're a member of the company.

00:04:29.000 I mean, I say a member of the company in that he gets a percentage of what people sign up for him get.

00:04:35.000 Yeah, donate.

00:04:37.000 Pay for it.

00:04:37.000 Come on, brain.

00:04:38.000 And then the other one that fucked him was, wait, go up?

00:04:43.000 Go to Facebook just banned me?

00:04:47.000 So Facebook bans you for what you do on Instagram post?

00:04:50.000 Yeah, they're owned by Facebook.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, but that seems kind of weird.

00:04:54.000 Like, McDonald's owns Chipotle.

00:04:56.000 Are you banned from Chipotle if you're banned from McDonald's?

00:04:59.000 I got nipples too, Greg.

00:05:03.000 I own Chipotle, Greg.

00:05:05.000 Are you banned there?

00:05:08.000 So mentioning the word censored.tv is enough to ban me.

00:05:12.000 Censored.tv.

00:05:13.000 Unbelievable.

00:05:14.000 And ironic.

00:05:15.000 I'm kind of glad we had to change the name from free speech to censored because it makes more sense.

00:05:21.000 It's more censored.

00:05:22.000 It exposes their hypocrisy more.

00:05:25.000 I also meant to get to this yesterday.

00:05:29.000 We have this chick who's a baby monster who got real mad at me for saying that Britney Spears is nuts and she probably should be dominated by her dad.

00:05:39.000 She's since been liberated and looking pretty nuts.

00:05:44.000 She keeps showing her tits and ass, which, by the way, are fantastic.

00:05:51.000 She's 40, great age, especially for old guys like me.

00:05:58.000 Scroll down, Homo.

00:06:01.000 She's got cankles.

00:06:02.000 Now, cankles are not the best when someone's wearing socks, but when a...

00:06:06.000 Stop, go back up.

00:06:08.000 When a girl with cankos wears high heels, her kind of thick calves get accentuated, the ankles thin out, and you have a very pleasant experience.

00:06:19.000 I like it.

00:06:22.000 So cankos are worse than no cankos when it's just socks.

00:06:26.000 But when a girl puts on high heels, I'd say they're better than skinny legs.

00:06:33.000 keep going.

00:06:34.000 So, these are the pictures she's putting up now that she's free.

00:06:38.000 Lots of ass shots.

00:06:39.000 That's a little masculine, a little muscular, too.

00:06:41.000 That's the problem with these dancers, they get a little too taut.

00:06:46.000 Keep going.

00:06:47.000 Oh, that must be the hunk.

00:06:48.000 She's fucking proud of him.

00:06:51.000 And then there's this shot.

00:06:52.000 Look at that.

00:06:55.000 Like, that's a girl you're dating sending you a rude pick at work.

00:06:59.000 It's not really public consumption, is it?

00:07:02.000 Putting a fucking heart over your twat at 40?

00:07:07.000 Yeah, she's not that innocent.

00:07:10.000 What's the video got for us?

00:07:16.000 That's fine.

00:07:17.000 Everyone does that, right?

00:07:18.000 All rich women who are slim do that.

00:07:27.000 Locked on her compound.

00:07:28.000 She can't go out.

00:07:31.000 Is she trolling the world?

00:07:33.000 Because that's like, there's definitely like mental illness all over that.

00:07:37.000 I don't know what's going on anymore.

00:07:40.000 I mean, we're supposed to be a news show that tells you what's going on.

00:07:43.000 We're just as confused as you at this point.

00:07:50.000 Jump.

00:07:55.000 She also did this weird sketch where she was in her psychiatrist's office and she just starts going, fuckballs, fuckballs, fuckballs.

00:08:06.000 Looks like maybe dad was right.

00:08:08.000 Yeah.

00:08:08.000 And they go, he made her wear an IUD.

00:08:10.000 Yeah, well, she's 40 and insane and a whore.

00:08:14.000 So I'm not sure what we should do here.

00:08:17.000 Maybe she got raped when she was a kid in Hollywood.

00:08:22.000 Oh, turn it up.

00:08:26.000 More of that music.

00:08:28.000 Oh, I thought it was the psychiatrist thing.

00:08:32.000 See if you can find that.

00:08:33.000 Britney Spears lampoons her psychiatrist.

00:08:37.000 Wait, isn't that her sister?

00:08:38.000 Is that her?

00:08:41.000 We've been watching her for so long that you can see her different faces.

00:08:48.000 It's not right to put a kid through that.

00:08:52.000 It's just weird.

00:08:54.000 What kind of childhood is that?

00:09:02.000 Speaking of mentally ill, this girl has had her tits cut off.

00:09:07.000 Throw her in the tit cut pile.

00:09:09.000 We should put these all together.

00:09:11.000 That's really what we should be doing for year-end shows.

00:09:14.000 Hey, this has been the year of the cut-off tits.

00:09:17.000 And then we go and make a big pile of cut-off tits.

00:09:21.000 This is the year of the mentally ill LGBT teachers.

00:09:23.000 And then we show a big pile of those.

00:09:26.000 What do you want to do here?

00:09:27.000 Do you want to show the psychiatrist or do you want to...

00:09:29.000 I was looking for it.

00:09:30.000 I think I'm on.

00:09:31.000 I'm experiencing phantom nipple or somebody has my nipples and they're pinching them and they won't let go.

00:09:38.000 So if you have my nipples, just let go.

00:09:44.000 It's enough.

00:09:46.000 You can let go.

00:09:48.000 As you can see, my nipples have been removed from my body where they are.

00:09:52.000 Is she trying to be a dude?

00:09:53.000 Because she's coming across as a woman trying to be a dude.

00:09:55.000 Is there a phantom nipple or somebody has my nipples and they're pinching them and they won't let go?

00:10:02.000 So if you have my nipples, just let go.

00:10:08.000 It's enough.

00:10:10.000 You can let go.

00:10:12.000 And we've gone through this a million times, but like a third of my male friends have tits.

00:10:16.000 So why were they bothering you so much?

00:10:21.000 It's a pretty masculine thing.

00:10:22.000 Go to a water park.

00:10:23.000 Most American men have tits in this day and age.

00:10:26.000 Nothing to be ashamed of.

00:10:28.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:10:29.000 Mox therapy experience.

00:10:32.000 Today, I'm here to just ask you a couple of questions.

00:10:35.000 Not here to trouble you.

00:10:36.000 I just want you to be completely relaxed.

00:10:39.000 You just relax.

00:10:41.000 I do the work.

00:10:42.000 I'm just going to ask you a question.

00:10:43.000 I'm here to help you.

00:10:44.000 Key number one.

00:10:46.000 So relax.

00:10:47.000 Totally relax.

00:10:48.000 Lay down.

00:10:48.000 Do what you have to do.

00:10:49.000 Just a couple of questions.

00:10:51.000 Don't worry about it.

00:10:52.000 Everything's going to be fine.

00:10:54.000 But the psychosis of what's going on in your head kind of goes into mine too.

00:10:58.000 So we need to just clear these blockages.

00:11:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:11:02.000 Do the clear way.

00:11:03.000 You know, so I can read you well, you read me well.

00:11:06.000 So I can do my work.

00:11:09.000 That's what it's about.

00:11:10.000 I need to do my work for you to help you succeed.

00:11:14.000 Yes, I'm feeling fine.

00:11:17.000 I had a great year.

00:11:19.000 I'm having great days.

00:11:25.000 I think we need to figure some things out.

00:11:28.000 She didn't say fuckballs, fuckballs.

00:11:30.000 Are you okay?

00:11:31.000 Have you ever been to a therapist?

00:11:32.000 Are you okay daily?

00:11:34.000 Don't think so.

00:11:34.000 Like, maybe as a kid, like the guidance counselor and then the school therapist.

00:11:39.000 Isn't it harder to talk lying on your back?

00:11:42.000 I think I did, but it was as a kid.

00:11:45.000 And I remember they asked me.

00:11:47.000 Oh, there it is.

00:11:48.000 Oh, my God.

00:11:49.000 Ah.

00:11:50.000 Key number one.

00:11:52.000 I'm here to help you.

00:11:53.000 Balls.

00:11:53.000 Holy shit.

00:11:54.000 Fuck, balls.

00:11:55.000 Whoa, girl.

00:11:56.000 Fuck.

00:11:57.000 Wow.

00:11:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:11:59.000 Ah.

00:12:01.000 Holy shit.

00:12:02.000 Wow, fucking balls, Abe.

00:12:04.000 Yeah, holy shit, balls.

00:12:07.000 Whoa.

00:12:08.000 Yeah, uh, Dad, we were wrong.

00:12:10.000 Can you get back over here, please?

00:12:13.000 We were sorry.

00:12:14.000 Hilarious sketch.

00:12:15.000 This is titled.

00:12:16.000 He is such an amazing producer, and I was really, you know, honored that he wanted to work with me too.

00:12:22.000 Okay, I think we're all done here.

00:12:23.000 Let's go into the studio and do a few takes, okay?

00:12:31.000 Is that a guy with Down syndrome?

00:12:45.000 So much filth, so much garbage, which is what we're going to get to in a second.

00:12:52.000 That actually brings us to racism.

00:12:55.000 Yeah, I was just to wrap up what I was saying.

00:12:57.000 I would imagine lying in your back, it's hard to talk.

00:12:59.000 Like, if I'm going to talk about my life and problems and how we're going to solve all my problems, shouldn't you be like this?

00:13:06.000 Like, you should have a computer and a desk.

00:13:09.000 It should be this kind of setup.

00:13:10.000 Okay, here's the problem: we've got to get over here.

00:13:14.000 I have mental illness.

00:13:15.000 I hear voices.

00:13:16.000 When you hear the voices, what do they say?

00:13:19.000 What do they look like?

00:13:23.000 Did you make a new racism?

00:13:25.000 No, we said that this racism was good.

00:13:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:30.000 I'm a black female.

00:13:32.000 What other different...

00:13:33.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:13:36.000 Black woman?

00:13:38.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:13:53.000 That's not racism, is it?

00:13:55.000 Tis.

00:13:56.000 Oh.

00:14:01.000 White people, liberals, hire blacks because they want a virtue signal and they've fallen for the systemic racism myth.

00:14:09.000 So they do it to correct the wrong.

00:14:11.000 Blacks hire blacks just because, fuck you.

00:14:14.000 It'd be like me hiring all proud boys.

00:14:17.000 Like, I'm not going to pretend proud boys are, well, actually, they are discriminated against.

00:14:24.000 But I would just want my friends, my kind of guys.

00:14:27.000 So there's a mass hiring going on, and it's all black.

00:14:30.000 And we predicted this.

00:14:32.000 If you recall, we said the mandate shit, what they're really trying to do is get the top brass at the FDMY and the NYPD to quit, and they can make it all black.

00:14:43.000 And here we go.

00:14:45.000 Eric Adams.

00:14:46.000 Now, he's not doing this to combat white supremacy.

00:14:50.000 But in case anyone questions him, yes, he is, because that works with whites.

00:14:55.000 Blacks are just like, whatever, dude, it's awesome.

00:14:57.000 Hence the fucking okay sign.

00:15:00.000 I'm in.

00:15:02.000 But he hires his brother to handle, I don't know, police whatever.

00:15:09.000 And he goes, he'll protect the American public against white supremacists.

00:15:16.000 The whole top of American law enforcement is turning black.

00:15:21.000 And it's starting to look like Rhodesia.

00:15:23.000 Now, if we follow that pattern, then are we headed to Zimbabwe?

00:15:27.000 And if we do, what are the white farmers are going to kill?

00:15:29.000 Are they up in Albany?

00:15:31.000 How are the upstate New York farmers going to do when they come for them?

00:15:35.000 Will they do better than the Rhodesian white farmers?

00:15:38.000 Like, look at this.

00:15:38.000 Brooklyn Borough President Taps Assemblywoman Diana Richardson.

00:15:41.000 She's a lunatic, by the way.

00:15:44.000 A total fucking maniacal bitch who got caught beating the shit out of her son.

00:15:49.000 And she just said it's corporal punishment.

00:15:51.000 That's what we do here.

00:15:52.000 It's a black thing.

00:15:53.000 You wouldn't understand.

00:15:54.000 So even within the world of Dems, she's a nightmare.

00:15:57.000 So we had de Blasio giving his wife $800 million to quote unquote thrive.

00:16:04.000 And now we have these people just hiring each other.

00:16:09.000 Just blackety blacks.

00:16:12.000 There's a thing that's happening on the new season of Survivor where it's just all the black people are linking together and, you know, only voting out the white people and stuff like that.

00:16:21.000 Yeah.

00:16:22.000 I mean, when it comes to the swimming challenges, is that really you want to spread out your talents?

00:16:29.000 We're going to win all the basketball challenges.

00:16:31.000 We do need Derek.

00:16:33.000 Show me some meme, and it was like when white people realized blacks can't swim, and it was all like rafts and houseboats and people jumping into the water.

00:16:41.000 Funny racist joke.

00:16:43.000 Building Atlantis, essentially.

00:16:44.000 Yeah.

00:16:45.000 Did you show all three pics I had there?

00:16:46.000 No, this is the first one here.

00:16:50.000 How Eric Adams picked a police commissioner.

00:16:52.000 And then look at the wall behind them.

00:16:55.000 That Asian woman is like, I think I'm next.

00:16:58.000 It's only a matter of time before they realize that I'm white.

00:17:03.000 Clapping.

00:17:04.000 Anyway, I brought that up to say it's not really pandering.

00:17:10.000 It was pandering when de Blasio did it.

00:17:12.000 This isn't pandering.

00:17:13.000 This is tribalism.

00:17:15.000 This is my crew, my boys.

00:17:17.000 Fuck you.

00:17:19.000 Whatever.

00:17:19.000 I mean, whites are the ones who elected them.

00:17:22.000 You asked for it, dummies.

00:17:23.000 I warned you.

00:17:24.000 But then I checked in on Australia and I thought, you ain't seen nothing yet.

00:17:32.000 Boom, boom.

00:17:33.000 Now, this is pandering beyond pandering.

00:17:36.000 Abbos, you're not supposed to say Abbos, Aboriginals speak slightly differently than the normal Australians.

00:17:44.000 They say the one at the end.

00:17:47.000 They sound like that whackpacker, Bigfoot, who goes, I just, I think that it's going to be raining.

00:17:54.000 It is.

00:17:55.000 He says that it is at the end.

00:17:57.000 That's really the only difference.

00:17:58.000 In other words, they speak shitty English.

00:18:02.000 But this translator is honestly as bad as if we had a New York translator that was like, I'm going to clean up the city.

00:18:10.000 Yo, this nigga's about to clean up the city and shit.

00:18:13.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:18:14.000 Check it out.

00:18:18.000 Oh, they fell asleep.

00:18:19.000 Guys, wake up.

00:18:20.000 We're doing the show.

00:18:21.000 I'm the interpreter.

00:18:22.000 I'm going to talk La Creole, La Yibola.

00:18:25.000 What he's talking about.

00:18:29.000 This is an important message to keep Aboriginal people safe.

00:18:33.000 Sounds good.

00:18:34.000 And the message, a proper important one, to keep everybody safe one.

00:18:43.000 You can die from the corona.

00:18:45.000 He's going to give an important message one to make people safe in that one.

00:18:52.000 This is as bad as that BBC Creole Pidgin English thing where the headline was like, woman defecates and gets stuck in window.

00:19:02.000 She put the poopo in the window.

00:19:06.000 It's that ridiculous.

00:19:08.000 This is embarrassing.

00:19:10.000 What's the word?

00:19:11.000 Is it embarrassing or retarded?

00:19:14.000 I don't know what to say.

00:19:18.000 Or get really sick.

00:19:21.000 You're going to pass away from this corona.

00:19:25.000 You're going to pass away from this.

00:19:28.000 You're going to get really sick one.

00:19:29.000 It's time to get the corona needle to keep people and country strong.

00:19:43.000 But all the people and country proper strong one.

00:19:47.000 Keep all the people and country proper, strong one.

00:19:53.000 Like, isn't there an Aboriginal language?

00:19:55.000 Or is that just we're giving up on that?

00:19:58.000 Will protect kids, old people.

00:20:00.000 I'm going to be making important announcements, and my compatriot here is going to be speaking in shitty English for all you retards.

00:20:11.000 Well, the young coroner needle gonna keep Mel a safe one for all the kids and for all the men and women.

00:20:21.000 Many people around you.

00:20:22.000 The corona needle gonna be a safe one for all the kids and all the men and women.

00:20:26.000 One.

00:20:27.000 Have already had the needle.

00:20:29.000 Big more people all around the world.

00:20:31.000 Big more people all around the world.

00:20:33.000 That's not a different language.

00:20:36.000 And forgive me, but isn't it easier for them to understand him?

00:20:43.000 He had the needle.

00:20:45.000 Big more people all around the world been already getting about that needle.

00:20:52.000 It is free and it's safe.

00:20:56.000 De Jan that needle black rona, he free one and he safe one.

00:21:04.000 He free one.

00:21:05.000 He's a safe one.

00:21:07.000 This is brutal.

00:21:11.000 Like, aren't the intelligent Aboriginals outraged?

00:21:16.000 This is insulting to them.

00:21:18.000 But maybe there are none.

00:21:19.000 I mean, I saw a PSA in Australia that was an informative PSA begging Aboriginals not to sleep on the road because you will be run over.

00:21:31.000 You'd think word would get out when one person got run over.

00:21:34.000 Hey, one, don't sleep big man on the road, man.

00:21:37.000 One?

00:21:38.000 You get big run over, one.

00:21:40.000 Be real bad, you pass away.

00:21:43.000 You don't want to pass away, one.

00:21:45.000 To your clinic or medical center or go to roll up for WA on the internet.

00:21:50.000 What's an internet?

00:21:51.000 People are worrying, but talk like yours one clinic or go hospital place or go to get him some roll up.

00:22:05.000 Roll up, okay?

00:22:06.000 Langa internet.

00:22:08.000 So get your needle now.

00:22:09.000 Go to the hospital place.

00:22:10.000 Stay strong.

00:22:11.000 Thank you.

00:22:12.000 So you will get him that needle and stay proper strong one and thank you.

00:22:20.000 She's forcing herself to think of something he hadn't already said.

00:22:29.000 That was fantastic.

00:22:34.000 Talk about the fucking elephants in the room.

00:22:38.000 Wait, wait, slow down, Ryan, Ryan.

00:22:40.000 You got to show a little more of that and show the segue from him playing to them.

00:22:52.000 This is my culture.

00:22:53.000 What do you got?

00:22:54.000 Isn't it hilarious how there's an overlay that says Q ⁇ A and there's literally a queer in Aboriginals?

00:23:03.000 But isn't it funny how they inadvertently did the opposite of what they set out to do?

00:23:07.000 Like this is a juxtaposition of the incredibly elegant piano and then the garbage sticks.

00:23:13.000 Yes.

00:23:16.000 They're called the not food sticks because you cannot eat them.

00:23:19.000 They get splinters.

00:23:21.000 She coughed and then he thought she was laughing so he laughed.

00:23:27.000 That's not good.

00:23:30.000 It's not different.

00:23:31.000 Is that a different language?

00:23:33.000 So okay, so now this isn't even a different language because we've confirmed there's no different language.

00:23:37.000 Yeah, so they're just going...

00:23:43.000 This is a type of music I wrote after I drank a bottle of whiskey.

00:23:46.000 I have no recollection of writing this song.

00:23:52.000 I mean, like, if you were going to do that, and it's not good, so don't bother.

00:23:57.000 But, like, sample it?

00:23:59.000 Right.

00:23:59.000 Make it into a beat.

00:24:04.000 Yo, I'm the above dude.

00:24:07.000 Be money with Dizzy Rascal.

00:24:09.000 Or have them introduce it, and then you go into the piano.

00:24:12.000 But to stop the song.

00:24:14.000 To stop an element.

00:24:15.000 I mean, I'm not a fan of that mentally ill gay, but like, doodle, doodle, doo.

00:24:20.000 So you get a really good idea of what the piano is, and then hit it.

00:24:27.000 All right.

00:24:27.000 This was the allegiance, yeah.

00:24:31.000 That happened on Survivor.

00:24:33.000 That's what is happening in the NYPD.

00:24:35.000 This is Eric Adams' business plan.

00:24:38.000 You're seeing Eric Adams' business plan right now.

00:24:41.000 It's not pandering, it's tribalism.

00:24:43.000 That Abbo thing you just saw was pandering.

00:24:46.000 Do you watch this show?

00:24:48.000 No.

00:24:48.000 My wife loves it.

00:24:50.000 Plays so well.

00:24:50.000 She's a very good player.

00:24:53.000 She freaks out so easily.

00:24:55.000 She's not black.

00:24:55.000 Her name has not even been in the mix.

00:24:57.000 You're not going to play me, right?

00:24:59.000 I'm not playing you, Shan.

00:25:00.000 Shan, you're getting a little like...

00:25:02.000 You're not voting me tonight.

00:25:04.000 So you're not going to use your advantage.

00:25:05.000 That'd be dumb if I did.

00:25:06.000 So can you leave it here?

00:25:07.000 He's Blake from Workaholics.

00:25:11.000 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm taking you with me, though.

00:25:14.000 Unless you're not taking me.

00:25:16.000 I am.

00:25:17.000 So then why?

00:25:18.000 They should always bring your advantages to tribal, though.

00:25:20.000 I don't want to be that dummy who leaves their advantage back at camp.

00:25:23.000 Yeah, so they're all just like, you know, they're just in with the other blacks.

00:25:28.000 And then they're all like, I want to do tribalism because blacks are my people, but I don't trust blacks.

00:25:35.000 Yeah, man.

00:25:36.000 Wait, fans are calling the show what?

00:25:38.000 Racist.

00:25:39.000 The allegiance racist.

00:25:40.000 Okay, speaking of racism, I think it's time for the green screen.

00:25:43.000 And I need your help here.

00:25:47.000 This is like when there's a game show and you can ask the audience.

00:25:50.000 I'm asking the audience for help.

00:25:51.000 This can't be real.

00:25:53.000 But I'm not lazy.

00:25:54.000 I did all the research I could.

00:25:56.000 I came to a bunch of dead ends.

00:25:57.000 There's no information.

00:25:58.000 And when you read the comments, No one is like million dollar extreme, does it again?

00:26:03.000 Holy fuck, Sam is funny.

00:26:05.000 It's all like, I hope that cop loses her job.

00:26:09.000 What?

00:26:10.000 All right, check it out.

00:26:21.000 Come on, everybody!

00:26:29.000 Let's not start that again.

00:26:34.000 Let's start with the whip woman.

00:26:38.000 First of all, we don't have to start the video.

00:26:42.000 What the fuck?

00:26:44.000 So she's a racist Karen, and her character is based on two women.

00:26:49.000 One woman was drunk in Williamsburg near the turkey's nest there off of Bedford at McCarran Park.

00:26:57.000 And there was two black people there, and she mumbled something very offensive, something racist.

00:27:03.000 She said, you all need to go back to your hood.

00:27:06.000 Now, I don't know what preempted it.

00:27:08.000 Maybe they said, hey, Karen, or hey, white bitch, or maybe she just mumbled something drunk.

00:27:12.000 It's New York City.

00:27:14.000 If you knew the kind of insults we all get from everyone on a minutely basis, cracker this, cracker that.

00:27:22.000 I don't give a shit.

00:27:23.000 It's New York.

00:27:24.000 You get, it's a very rude city.

00:27:27.000 Like, if you just wave out the window.

00:27:30.000 I just saw some video.

00:27:31.000 Some woman was here visiting and she just got married and she leans out the window of her hotel and she goes, I'm getting married.

00:27:36.000 And like three people go, shut the fuck up, bitch.

00:27:41.000 So that's the way it is.

00:27:42.000 So I forgive the woman in the park for saying, go back to your hood, because if she's persecuted for that, then everyone black, including the guy she was talking to, they have to be persecuted when they say things out of line.

00:27:54.000 And in that case, the entire city of New York would be incarcerated tonight.

00:28:00.000 Uh-oh, I got the Omnicron.

00:28:02.000 So that one was ridiculous.

00:28:04.000 And then the other one was in Central Park.

00:28:07.000 Meanwhile, there's a murder a day in New York here.

00:28:09.000 Asians getting thrown around like rag dolls, but the media is totally focused on these two incidents.

00:28:16.000 And the other one was, crazy bitch, she's a dog, she's a fur mom.

00:28:21.000 She's in the dog park and in Central Park, or maybe it's not the dog park.

00:28:26.000 And she says to this guy who's a bird watcher, he wants you to put her dog on a leash.

00:28:34.000 Maybe it's scaring the birds or something.

00:28:36.000 And he says, you know, something like, I have dog food.

00:28:45.000 You're not going to like what I do to your dog.

00:28:47.000 Something like that.

00:28:48.000 It was sort of a passive-aggressive threat saying, I deal with people's dogs all the time.

00:28:52.000 I have dog food.

00:28:53.000 If you don't move your dog or eat your dog in a leash, you're not going to like what I have planned because it's going to hurt your dog.

00:28:58.000 So he inadvertently threatened her dog.

00:29:00.000 I don't care about either of these people, by the way.

00:29:02.000 Same with the previous story.

00:29:03.000 Fuck them all.

00:29:05.000 But he was really happy.

00:29:07.000 In both cases, the black guy was super excited because they go, yes, I can play the victim.

00:29:12.000 I have an example of racism and I have it on film.

00:29:15.000 That was the biggie.

00:29:16.000 I'm recording it.

00:29:18.000 And now I can be like, yeah, it was fucking horrible, dude.

00:29:21.000 It was like roots.

00:29:24.000 And he said, I'm not some piece of trash, you know, and he got to talk about how he's actually a birdwatcher.

00:29:31.000 Look, I'm on TV.

00:29:32.000 Look at me.

00:29:32.000 Chris Cooper's on TV.

00:29:34.000 That's the guy I was just talking about.

00:29:36.000 And her big dumb mistake was she said, I'm here.

00:29:40.000 And she said, I'm with a black man.

00:29:42.000 She said.

00:29:43.000 So in both cases, they destroyed these women's lives.

00:29:47.000 They're totally unemployable, fucked forever because they were portrayed like this with a whip.

00:29:57.000 Did she?

00:29:58.000 Which one?

00:29:58.000 The Central Park woman?

00:29:59.000 Yeah, didn't she go to a re-education, rehabilitation camp?

00:30:02.000 So she's good now.

00:30:04.000 No, I guarantee you she's still unemployable, but now she's capitulated in that camp got 40 grand.

00:30:11.000 Guarantee that camp got 40 grand.

00:30:14.000 Unbelievable.

00:30:16.000 Psychoeducation.

00:30:18.000 How is this different from Stalinist Russia?

00:30:21.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:30:23.000 It was a moving experience, and Ms. Cooper learned a lot in their sessions together, the prosecutor said.

00:30:29.000 Prosecutor.

00:30:30.000 What was her crime?

00:30:33.000 Describing the race of a perp that she felt threatened by?

00:30:37.000 Hey, ladies, if you feel threatened by a black man, don't call the cops.

00:30:40.000 Just get raped or shot.

00:30:41.000 It's not worth it.

00:30:44.000 So this would be good satire because this is the way these women are portrayed.

00:30:51.000 Like the movie Karen, where they have her like, I don't want no Negroes in my neighborhood.

00:30:56.000 Has anyone come across a woman like this?

00:30:58.000 I've come across a lot of liberal Karens who don't want Trump supporters in their neighborhood.

00:31:04.000 Been there, done that.

00:31:05.000 I do that every day.

00:31:06.000 Last night, I was walking my dog and some fucking psycho was petrified.

00:31:11.000 You should have seen him.

00:31:12.000 He looked at me like four times and ran off with his dog.

00:31:14.000 Like I was, because we were alone at night.

00:31:17.000 I'm with my faggy dog too.

00:31:18.000 I'm not with a German shepherd.

00:31:20.000 Hello.

00:31:21.000 Looks like you're all alone with Michael Myers.

00:31:26.000 Anyway, this woman doesn't exist.

00:31:29.000 And those two examples I just gave you are proof she doesn't exist because they were ridiculous, irrelevant incidents.

00:31:37.000 And the women were crucified.

00:31:39.000 So yeah, this would be good parody.

00:31:41.000 But I don't think it is, dude.

00:31:43.000 I think someone saw Dar Man makes a lot of money and they just made super low IQ versions of his already low IQ videos.

00:31:51.000 That's what I'm leaning towards.

00:31:53.000 Anyway, you might disagree after you see this opening scene.

00:31:59.000 What's that mean?

00:32:03.000 What did I tell you criminals about coming back to my neighborhood?

00:32:06.000 Oh, no, Roy, let's just get out of here.

00:32:07.000 No, Vince.

00:32:08.000 I won't let her ruin our fun.

00:32:10.000 Listen, lady, we aren't breaking any laws by having fun here at the park.

00:32:14.000 I won't let you do this anymore.

00:32:16.000 Are you talking back to me, boy?

00:32:19.000 I guess you forgot who used to own your kind, and I'm about to remind you of that right now.

00:32:26.000 That hurt!

00:32:28.000 Ouch!

00:32:29.000 You know what I saw once?

00:32:30.000 Don't you touch him?

00:32:31.000 I saw someone.

00:32:32.000 They were practicing for a cowboy movie, the props department, and they were using whips.

00:32:38.000 And a black male Karen showed up and told them how inappropriate that is because they used to, you know, whip slaves 400 years ago.

00:32:47.000 And it reminds him of that.

00:32:49.000 So you should never have whips in that area.

00:32:51.000 So I've seen the opposite of this, but the absurdity of imagining that a woman, even if she was carrying a whip quietly in a black neighborhood or around blacks, she could get fucking the shit beaten out of her.

00:33:04.000 Like it's a big deal.

00:33:06.000 And the fact that they would just sit there when they saw her with a whip going, oh shit.

00:33:11.000 Here we go again.

00:33:12.000 Whip central.

00:33:15.000 I will knock your teeth out.

00:33:16.000 Roy, hang on.

00:33:17.000 I'll get some help.

00:33:21.000 So wait a minute.

00:33:22.000 And make this full screen, dude.

00:33:24.000 It's a green screen.

00:33:25.000 I could just do this at the desk.

00:33:31.000 She just started whipping him.

00:33:33.000 Can you imagine?

00:33:34.000 Her entire family would have to be put in a rocket ship and sent to outer space.

00:33:40.000 She just shows up with a whip and starts whipping a dude.

00:33:43.000 And his perfectly fit young black friend makes a movie and then runs away?

00:33:49.000 What planet is this on?

00:33:54.000 Put it on me.

00:33:55.000 Sorry, dude, you're no fun to play basketball with.

00:33:59.000 Here we go.

00:34:00.000 All right, all right.

00:34:01.000 That was a lucky shot.

00:34:02.000 Man, if I had legs, I'd still score on you.

00:34:05.000 I got skills, son.

00:34:06.000 Don't play me.

00:34:07.000 Play my bag, Kobe.

00:34:09.000 Hey, by the way, man, I'm...

00:34:12.000 So his dad just died in a car accident, like two days ago.

00:34:16.000 Or let's say a month ago.

00:34:18.000 This is how he reacts.

00:34:20.000 Yeah, I heard about the car accident in the news.

00:34:25.000 Hey, man, it's okay.

00:34:27.000 I know I'm in a wheelchair now, and I won't be able to live my dream of playing in the NBA, but at least me and my mom are still alive.

00:34:34.000 I'm just grateful for that.

00:34:35.000 Yeah.

00:34:36.000 Guy's got a great attitude.

00:34:37.000 I hope I'm not happy when my dad dies.

00:34:44.000 You can keep trying.

00:34:46.000 Ready?

00:34:48.000 He's going to dunk on you, dude.

00:34:50.000 You're in a wheelchair.

00:34:52.000 Maybe that friend killed that guy's dad so they could both be kids of a single parent.

00:34:57.000 Great theory.

00:34:58.000 Sis.

00:35:05.000 All right, all right, all right.

00:35:06.000 Almost gotta get their feet worked there.

00:35:08.000 I'm not quite Kobe.

00:35:10.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:11.000 I'm practicing.

00:35:12.000 I'm practicing every day.

00:35:13.000 Listen, I'd show you how the feet are supposed to go.

00:35:17.000 Is that a cripple joke?

00:35:18.000 Yes, that was a crippled joke.

00:35:20.000 The ad lived is.

00:35:21.000 Oh, that's her there.

00:35:22.000 She just showed up.

00:35:25.000 Folks, I can't.

00:35:27.000 Mother.

00:35:28.000 Look at these hood rats impesting my neighborhood.

00:35:32.000 I wish they all just went away.

00:35:35.000 That way we could keep it pure like the good old days.

00:35:39.000 What good old days?

00:35:41.000 The 1900s?

00:35:43.000 You weren't around in the good old days.

00:35:46.000 There are no criminals here.

00:35:48.000 You know that loitering is illegal, right?

00:35:50.000 Not that your kind of people like to follow the rules, but as long as I'm here, I'm going to make sure that this neighborhood is safe.

00:35:57.000 Why are you being so rude, lady?

00:35:59.000 Yeah.

00:36:00.000 We're not criminals.

00:36:01.000 We're people just like you.

00:36:03.000 We live here.

00:36:03.000 Wait, criminals aren't people?

00:36:06.000 You do not live here.

00:36:07.000 If I steal a pack of gum, I've lost all my humanity.

00:36:11.000 You filthy rat.

00:36:13.000 Now give me that ball.

00:36:15.000 Wouldn't a woman at this level of racist have tossed out an N-word by now?

00:36:21.000 You do not live here.

00:36:22.000 Like, she wants it to go back to the plantation south.

00:36:25.000 She carries around a whip.

00:36:27.000 I think we're missing some N's.

00:36:30.000 Rat?

00:36:31.000 Rat.

00:36:32.000 Now give me that ball and get out of my neighborhood.

00:36:36.000 Ma'am, we're not giving you her ball.

00:36:38.000 That's stealing.

00:36:39.000 It's our ball.

00:36:41.000 You could just turn down the volume and let it keep rolling, but there's something weird going on here.

00:36:46.000 Let's say this is real.

00:36:47.000 And for a lot of the people in the comments, it is real.

00:36:51.000 I think it's a weird fantasy both blacks and whites have where they want this to be the average American.

00:36:58.000 We've seen how excited they get when there's like a noose at NASCAR or anything.

00:37:02.000 Everyone loves it.

00:37:03.000 Why do they want it to be so bad?

00:37:05.000 Is it black failure, white guild that explains away the fact that blacks are doing badly if it's all our fault or white people's fault?

00:37:12.000 I don't get why there's this lust to prove racism.

00:37:18.000 And these are successful.

00:37:19.000 This has like 2.4 million views.

00:37:21.000 And I don't think a lot of people take it as a joke.

00:37:24.000 Oh, she's got a fucking knife.

00:37:26.000 The channel is called Generation Hope 2.

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.000 There's not much hope.

00:37:30.000 Well, what they're doing is they're showing people how to behave.

00:37:33.000 And you shouldn't do what this woman's doing.

00:37:36.000 Get out!

00:37:38.000 Get out!

00:37:40.000 Okay, okay.

00:37:41.000 We're scared of white women.

00:37:42.000 Get out!

00:37:43.000 Get out!

00:37:44.000 Run, run!

00:37:45.000 Stay out!

00:37:48.000 That's what I thought.

00:37:50.000 I hope I never see those thugs running around my neighborhood again.

00:37:53.000 You won't see one of them running ever again.

00:37:55.000 I'm scared of her.

00:37:56.000 I don't want to play basketball in her neighborhood.

00:37:59.000 There's this crazy racist woman who stabs, who murders basketballs.

00:38:07.000 Mellow piano music.

00:38:09.000 Anyway, we know, like, this is going to keep going and going.

00:38:11.000 Just scroll ahead here.

00:38:15.000 What's wrong?

00:38:20.000 Standing up for yourself while being scared.

00:38:24.000 Oh my god.

00:38:25.000 Acting is basketball?

00:38:27.000 Yes, I did.

00:38:28.000 What ages?

00:38:30.000 Yeah, is he playing an eight-year-old?

00:38:32.000 But mom, what about my legs?

00:38:35.000 Remember what we talked about.

00:38:36.000 Don't live in fear, honey.

00:38:38.000 She's gonna get her son whipped.

00:38:44.000 Okay, so we made it to the intro.

00:38:47.000 What did I tell you criminals about coming back to my neighborhood?

00:38:50.000 Oh, no, Roy, let's just get out of here.

00:38:51.000 No, Vince.

00:38:52.000 We know where this goes, right, folks?

00:38:54.000 Not to be afraid of evil people like you.

00:38:57.000 And where's your mama now, huh?

00:38:59.000 I'm calling Her so let's have a little fun whoa his mama is right here.

00:39:07.000 Duna!

00:39:09.000 It's Batmama.

00:39:10.000 You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:39:12.000 Vince, call the cops and tell them that there's a lunatic at the park going around whipping people.

00:39:17.000 Yes.

00:39:18.000 Hi, there's a lunatic at the park going around whipping people.

00:39:20.000 Luckily, Wonder Weaven showed up.

00:39:24.000 123 Main Street.

00:39:26.000 Baby, are you okay?

00:39:27.000 Yes, mom.

00:39:28.000 She hit me a few times, but I didn't let her break my spirit or scare me away.

00:39:32.000 Just like you told me to do.

00:39:34.000 Good.

00:39:35.000 I'm glad you didn't let evil win.

00:39:36.000 Your father would be so proud.

00:39:38.000 That thing has a father?

00:39:40.000 Shut it.

00:39:41.000 I'm not through with you yet.

00:39:43.000 I'm going to make sure you go to jail for a long time.

00:39:45.000 Who do you think they're going to believe, huh?

00:39:48.000 A criminal or an innocent white woman?

00:39:50.000 Well, judging by the two Karens I introd this bit with, she's not going to do well.

00:39:55.000 Old, the white woman's fucked.

00:39:58.000 Come on.

00:40:01.000 Crazy.

00:40:02.000 Where are you taking her?

00:40:04.000 To the cop pickup spot?

00:40:06.000 Okay, so one more.

00:40:07.000 I just got to do one more because I know what you're thinking.

00:40:10.000 This is pretty funny.

00:40:11.000 Look at her weird piss eyes.

00:40:15.000 Find the one with the cops with the hot dogs.

00:40:19.000 Because we'll just show the intro, but it's going to leave you just even more confused than I am.

00:40:23.000 I was going to say just as confused as me.

00:40:25.000 You're going to be more confused after you see this.

00:40:28.000 How could this possibly be real?

00:40:30.000 Go to the beginning of this.

00:40:33.000 Y'all are both under arrest.

00:40:34.000 Okay, stop, stop.

00:40:35.000 Even the thumbnail for this, it's like cops arrest a black family.

00:40:41.000 And then you've got Melissa McCarthy here in triple XL uniform.

00:40:47.000 And what is this Keystone cops cop uniform?

00:40:51.000 It's like Park Rangers from the 1920s.

00:40:54.000 Are they zoo cops?

00:40:57.000 They make a monkey reference shortly, so maybe they are.

00:41:00.000 But like, could her uniform fit worse?

00:41:04.000 Hot dogs.

00:41:05.000 What?

00:41:06.000 We didn't steal anything.

00:41:07.000 Go back, go back, go back.

00:41:08.000 You have to hear the first line.

00:41:24.000 I've heard enough.

00:41:25.000 Officer Cletus, arrest that kid.

00:41:27.000 Cletus.

00:41:27.000 I'll handle this woman.

00:41:29.000 You have under arrest.

00:41:31.000 That's what you get for stealing, monkey boy.

00:41:34.000 See?

00:41:34.000 Like, what?

00:41:36.000 What are you talking about?

00:41:39.000 You are under arrest.

00:41:41.000 If you don't stop, I will use lethal force.

00:41:44.000 Get out.

00:41:45.000 You're down on your knees, hot dog thief.

00:41:49.000 Today's meeting sponsored by Warfare.

00:41:51.000 We looked at this.

00:41:52.000 This is a real video game.

00:41:53.000 This is a real sponsor.

00:41:55.000 So what the fuck is going on?

00:41:57.000 Have we reached the very bottom of the barrel of low IQ entertainment?

00:42:01.000 And there's people who actually watch this.

00:42:03.000 I mean, if you look at the comments, they say things like, I hope that cop loses his job.

00:42:08.000 That's a bad guy.

00:42:12.000 Retard nation, boys.

00:42:14.000 Retard nation.

00:42:30.000 Now, Ryan, we brought up that thing before the show.

00:42:34.000 Yes.

00:42:34.000 Because we wanted to try to figure it out.

00:42:37.000 We don't like being in the dark.

00:42:40.000 Our job here is to inform you.

00:42:42.000 But after that little break, what are you thinking now?

00:42:45.000 It's been a few hours since we first saw that.

00:42:48.000 I think it's like Soros funded or something, just to kind of drum up racial tensions.

00:42:57.000 So you think it's real?

00:42:58.000 Yeah, but the thing is the acting is bad on purpose, and it's supposed to be for kids to watch it.

00:43:05.000 I don't know why they always make educational videos like corny, but that's what they're doing.

00:43:12.000 Or it's somebody with a really good sense of humor that is banking on it.

00:43:16.000 So you have no answer, basically.

00:43:18.000 I'm leaning more towards it's real.

00:43:20.000 Family-friendly.

00:43:20.000 Like they're going through the Dharman.

00:43:22.000 They see how successful Darman is.

00:43:23.000 So it's Dharman for like six-year-olds.

00:43:27.000 It's a Dharman copycat.

00:43:28.000 And there's another one, too, that we had found.

00:43:31.000 It's clearly a Dharman copycat.

00:43:32.000 Thanks for that revelation.

00:43:34.000 Jesus, you're really good at it.

00:43:35.000 But it's real.

00:43:36.000 Solving crimes.

00:43:37.000 It's real, but it's because they're trying to capitalize off Dharman.

00:43:42.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:43:43.000 Because they're low budget.

00:43:44.000 They're no budget.

00:43:45.000 That's the other thing with a joke.

00:43:47.000 Like, you don't spend that kind of money on a joke.

00:43:50.000 And they have the makeup guy from the...

00:43:52.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine?

00:43:56.000 Don't tell me you're deaf too, you stupid handicapped person.

00:44:00.000 More monkeys.

00:44:02.000 I said, room, now.

00:44:04.000 Look here, you dumb little monkey.

00:44:06.000 There are rules in this society.

00:44:07.000 And one of them is that stupid people like you have to do what smart people like me tell them to do.

00:44:14.000 Oh, yeah, this is kind of like the show.

00:44:17.000 You're actually wearing the same shirt as you.

00:44:25.000 Oh, hi, Devin.

00:44:26.000 Oh, hi, Mrs. Zegman.

00:44:28.000 How are you doing today?

00:44:28.000 Hi, I'm Justin Trudeau.

00:44:29.000 I'm the Prime Minister of Canada.

00:44:30.000 All right, that's enough for that.

00:44:32.000 By the way, speaking of Karen's, remember this bagel Karen?

00:44:35.000 Well, she's a big fan of the show, and she wants to come on the show.

00:44:40.000 Do you remember?

00:44:41.000 What did you call her?

00:44:42.000 Well, this is her reacting to the bagel Karen incident.

00:44:48.000 Do you remember this?

00:44:49.000 No idea what you're talking about.

00:44:51.000 Bagel Karen.

00:44:53.000 Here we go.

00:44:56.000 She DMed me.

00:44:57.000 She said she's a big fan.

00:44:58.000 Wants to come on the show.

00:44:59.000 She said you're her biggest crush, even.

00:45:03.000 Black News Only?

00:45:04.000 Okay, that's good.

00:45:05.000 A New York woman used a racial slur against a young man after she refused to wear a mask in the store.

00:45:11.000 Kenneth Moten, who spoke with her.

00:45:14.000 And he joins us now with more.

00:45:15.000 Good morning, Kenneth.

00:45:16.000 Who's that guy?

00:45:18.000 Yeah, so this idea that these women get away with that kind of stuff is the direct opposite of the truth.

00:45:24.000 They get destroyed.

00:45:25.000 So the woman who used those racial epithets, she's a fan?

00:45:30.000 Yes.

00:45:31.000 She has mixed-race kids, though, so she could say it.

00:45:35.000 Okay.

00:45:37.000 But I think her kids and her were threatened, and it'd be interesting to see what she went through.

00:45:41.000 Maybe she can go through a rehab camp and not be racist anymore.

00:45:46.000 Yeah, okay.

00:45:48.000 We really do attract the right person, don't we?

00:45:53.000 Yeah.

00:45:55.000 Let's do a bit of my pet Biden.

00:46:00.000 I haven't done him in a while.

00:46:04.000 Biden.

00:46:05.000 On him I can depend.

00:46:08.000 Biden.

00:46:10.000 President.

00:46:11.000 He's big and loose.

00:46:13.000 Sleepy.

00:46:13.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:46:16.000 My pet.

00:46:17.000 Biden.

00:46:17.000 Wait, what?

00:46:18.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:46:23.000 Now I want to see that big o-woman's rant.

00:46:27.000 Because I seem to remember it being pretty indefensible.

00:46:34.000 Like you fucking ends.

00:46:37.000 I remember this one.

00:46:38.000 It's not like taking out a context.

00:46:42.000 I remember watching going, ooh, that one's bad.

00:46:48.000 That's a tough one to get behind.

00:46:50.000 Let's see.

00:46:52.000 Well, we can shame her.

00:46:53.000 We can bring her on and say, that was bad.

00:46:55.000 Fuck you, bitch.

00:46:57.000 Yeah.

00:46:58.000 See the initial video and her subsequent posts below.

00:47:01.000 Okay.

00:47:02.000 Oh.

00:47:02.000 Yeah, it's obviously going to be gone.

00:47:04.000 You're not going to find it on Instagram.

00:47:06.000 There's a full article about it, and they didn't add it.

00:47:10.000 And what you're going to see is a lot of these.

00:47:12.000 You might see it on people discussing it.

00:47:15.000 Yeah, the discussing.

00:47:16.000 Oh, I remember hearing her.

00:47:19.000 Was that the one where she said, look, you already asked me that question.

00:47:22.000 I think it's time we all heal as a community or something.

00:47:26.000 Hopefully not.

00:47:53.000 He's not happy.

00:48:01.000 Yeah, that guy never says bitch.

00:48:08.000 So, is it the N-word?

00:48:09.000 Bitch-ass nigger, she said, with a hard R. Oh.

00:48:12.000 If you're going to use the slang, you could say bitch-ass nigga.

00:48:15.000 I'd be like, look, clearly my kids are black.

00:48:18.000 I was with a black man.

00:48:19.000 Maybe hanging around with black dudes is making her too comfortable with the word.

00:48:23.000 I did notice that at Proud Boys meetups, they'd be like, yeah, fucking lots of niggas are like that.

00:48:29.000 I'd be like, dude, dude, dude.

00:48:31.000 And then I'd find out he has a black wife and black kids.

00:48:34.000 And it was like, I can say whatever I want.

00:48:36.000 Yeah.

00:48:37.000 Well, then don't.

00:48:38.000 Because we're going to get kicked out of this bar.

00:48:44.000 2.5.

00:48:46.000 This was one of my favorite Bidenisms.

00:48:48.000 It's not quite worth a shirt.

00:48:50.000 It's too much talky.

00:48:54.000 But what the fuck is he talking about here?

00:48:59.000 Sitting in my kitchen yesterday in the sunroom off the kitchen.

00:49:02.000 Okay.

00:49:03.000 And my wife was there with her sister and a good friend named Mary Ann.

00:49:07.000 Gotcha.

00:49:07.000 And she was saying, do you realize it's over $5 for a pound of hamburger meat?

00:49:13.000 $5?

00:49:15.000 Well, this is partly, you know, the pound of beef today costs $5 compared to less than $4 before the pandemic.

00:49:22.000 But I was sitting in my...

00:49:24.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait.

00:49:26.000 $5 compared to $4 less than...

00:49:29.000 Yeah.

00:49:29.000 That's bad, Joe.

00:49:32.000 That's not normal for something, for a pound of hamburger meat to go from $3.60 to $5 in just like a year, year and a half.

00:49:42.000 I think it's $7, by the way.

00:49:44.000 What is $7?

00:49:45.000 It's more around $7.99 a pound.

00:49:47.000 Well, you're in New York City.

00:49:50.000 It's probably in Delaware.

00:49:51.000 But yeah, I would avoid talking about inflation and the cost of food.

00:49:57.000 That's one of the most embarrassing things about your presidency.

00:50:00.000 And it's what your detractors consistently use to ridicule you.

00:50:06.000 And he didn't even say something like, the reason it's gone up is because the meat, big meat, is purposely taking advantage of the pandemic and raising the prices.

00:50:14.000 It's actually cheaper for them to produce now.

00:50:17.000 Something like that.

00:50:19.000 That's how you talk when you're defending yourself.

00:50:21.000 You don't choose the other side's argument and go, can you believe this shit?

00:50:25.000 We got this president.

00:50:26.000 Someone should write a letter to the president.

00:50:28.000 Joe, that's you.

00:50:30.000 What?

00:50:31.000 I was a vice principal under Barack Toboggan.

00:50:34.000 No, you're the president now.

00:50:36.000 President of what?

00:50:38.000 Basically the world.

00:50:40.000 I mean, it's America, but it's the strongest nation in the world.

00:50:43.000 So you're president of the world.

00:50:46.000 Can you fucking believe that?

00:50:48.000 This is the president of the world.

00:50:52.000 Oh, there he is.

00:50:54.000 Hey.

00:50:55.000 I swear to God, I smelt shit when I saw you.

00:50:58.000 You know, beef is expensive out there, but you get yourself a box of raisinettes.

00:51:04.000 They got protein in the raisinettes.

00:51:06.000 They're five cents a barrel.

00:51:08.000 Not a barrel, like a bag.

00:51:10.000 That's a good point.

00:51:11.000 So we should just switch to vegetarian diets.

00:51:14.000 You got some sort of lens reset tab on your face.

00:51:17.000 What the.

00:51:22.000 Distracting.

00:51:24.000 I read this article in the Post today.

00:51:26.000 Oh, we keep forgetting.

00:51:28.000 Massive fire up the street.

00:51:31.000 We're down at the bottom of the South Bronx, but up on 188?

00:51:35.000 Massive fire, tons of people dead.

00:51:39.000 I think there was a huge GoFundMe for the victim survivors, which was pretty nice, but it was pretty bad.

00:51:47.000 Pretty horrific.

00:51:52.000 Um.

00:51:56.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:51:57.000 Yeesh.

00:51:58.000 How many died?

00:52:00.000 I think nine children killed among the dead.

00:52:08.000 Okay, dismissed.

00:52:09.000 87 people to die among the flam amid the flames.

00:52:13.000 What?

00:52:13.000 Angry over a woman.

00:52:14.000 He said, okay, wait.

00:52:16.000 Spurned.

00:52:16.000 You're looking at 1990 again.

00:52:18.000 Okay.

00:52:19.000 But it doesn't tell you 15 years ago.

00:52:22.000 Well, maybe they're still figuring it out.

00:52:24.000 I mean, it was in today's post.

00:52:28.000 Yeah, what you're looking at, honey, is a list of all the worst catastrophes and fires in Bronx's history.

00:52:36.000 Okay.

00:52:37.000 Wait, killed 19 people.

00:52:39.000 There we go.

00:52:40.000 Yeah.

00:52:40.000 Deadliest in 32 years.

00:52:42.000 Shit.

00:52:44.000 Wow.

00:52:47.000 So, yeah, that's my pet Biden and his hamburger meat.

00:52:51.000 And here I'm going to be nice for a change.

00:52:53.000 Here he is being legitimate, amicable, likable, charming.

00:53:01.000 I don't really hate this guy.

00:53:11.000 Been able to do...

00:53:18.000 Pretty cute little laugh.

00:53:19.000 It does look stupid.

00:53:21.000 Nice and honest.

00:53:25.000 If he was to acknowledge every time anything he did looks stupid.

00:53:28.000 You know what that might be?

00:53:30.000 This is like the Biden we got during the debates where he was on.

00:53:34.000 My theory is they give him like two days of intense rest where he has a bath.

00:53:42.000 Jill probably blows him if he even wants that at this age.

00:53:46.000 He has ice cream.

00:53:48.000 He reads a Bino comic book.

00:53:51.000 And he watches a nice movie, nice black and white cowboy shows from the 50s.

00:53:57.000 And then after two days, they inject vitamin B and Adderall.

00:54:04.000 No, maybe they inject him with vitamin B. They give him a tiny, not a whole Adderall, but just like a quarter pill.

00:54:12.000 And for seven hours, he's fucking on.

00:54:17.000 And then he needs three days to recover.

00:54:19.000 So when you see him avoiding the press, going into the helicopter and stuff, that's during the time where he's not prepped.

00:54:31.000 So you can get full quality adult mail out of him.

00:54:34.000 It just takes five days, two days in the front, three in the back, to give you seven hours.

00:54:43.000 That's my theory.

00:54:45.000 What do you think?

00:54:46.000 Pretty dang good.

00:54:47.000 Yeah, the vitamin B is probably a huge boost.

00:54:51.000 Vitamin B is not a huge boost at all, Ryan.

00:54:54.000 What?

00:54:55.000 No, it makes you feel a little better.

00:54:57.000 We used to do it when we were shooting How to Be a Man, we did it to replace Coke because it looks like Coke.

00:55:03.000 So you'd just be very alert.

00:55:05.000 It's like coffee.

00:55:07.000 But thank you for your contribution to the show.

00:55:11.000 Before we get to the mailbag, let's do some Antifa.

00:55:21.000 You fucking white man!

00:55:23.000 You've never experienced one like me in your entire party life, neither of them!

00:55:29.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.

00:55:33.000 Fuck you, dad.

00:55:38.000 So bad news.

00:55:39.000 Jason Charter, remember him?

00:55:42.000 Very weird little man.

00:55:44.000 He accosted Jack Bisobic.

00:55:46.000 He accosted some other baby monster who wrote in about it, and the police did nothing.

00:55:51.000 He was an integral part of tearing down a statue.

00:55:55.000 I think it was Jackson.

00:55:58.000 Who's that Confederate guy?

00:56:02.000 Grant.

00:56:07.000 He's got really, really weird dark eyes.

00:56:11.000 Like, it must be hemophilia.

00:56:12.000 He looks like he's dying.

00:56:14.000 He walks with a cane.

00:56:15.000 He's quite sick.

00:56:16.000 And I think he might have some sort of latent, like, masochistic tendency where he wants to get beat up.

00:56:23.000 Because he was really antagonistic with me, but not in a way where, like, I was antagonistic with Jared Holton and Will Summer and Zachary, what's his name?

00:56:33.000 Pizzatello.

00:56:34.000 Because I think they're fucking losers.

00:56:36.000 But I'm not trying to get them to fight me.

00:56:37.000 I'm all like, look at that fucking dork.

00:56:40.000 He pencil legs.

00:56:41.000 You're doing security for Jared now?

00:56:43.000 That kind of high school talk, you know?

00:56:45.000 Not like, hey, Zach.

00:56:47.000 He's more like almost perverted with his come-ons.

00:56:53.000 And I saw him at, sorry, I'm having a bit of trouble with the old asthma today.

00:56:58.000 I saw him at CPAC and he kept going, hey, Gavin, why don't you do some more cocaine?

00:57:06.000 Because at the previous night, I was doing fake, pretending to do lines of Coke to do the talk.

00:57:10.000 It was a pretty obvious joke.

00:57:12.000 But it went over his head, and he thought it was some sort of scoop.

00:57:15.000 Dude, I did the fake cocaine on a podium in front of all the cameras.

00:57:20.000 So what's the scoop here?

00:57:23.000 But anyway, he kept getting sort of close to me, like in my personal space.

00:57:28.000 And again, he's on a cane.

00:57:29.000 He's a cripple and he's tiny.

00:57:31.000 Crippled midget with hemophilia eyes.

00:57:33.000 So I just sort of got close to him.

00:57:35.000 I said, don't fuck with me.

00:57:36.000 You're going to regret it.

00:57:38.000 Like saying, we can fight.

00:57:40.000 And I may have grabbed his jacket or something.

00:57:42.000 I don't even think I did.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, there it was.

00:57:44.000 Look at his ghost face.

00:57:46.000 He's from the Adams family.

00:57:51.000 This was on my screen.

00:57:52.000 Oh, my God.

00:57:54.000 I had no idea.

00:57:54.000 Oh, there's Jacob.

00:57:55.000 How you know?

00:57:56.000 How are you going?

00:57:57.000 So there's the whole thing.

00:57:59.000 Anyway.

00:58:00.000 Oh, I know you.

00:58:01.000 How do you know?

00:58:01.000 What's up, man?

00:58:02.000 You know this guy.

00:58:03.000 Tell us about a book you did yesterday.

00:58:05.000 How did you point out about that?

00:58:06.000 This was on my screen.

00:58:07.000 Oh, my God.

00:58:08.000 I had no idea.

00:58:09.000 Oh, there's Jacob.

00:58:10.000 Does he really...

00:58:11.000 Now that's the dumpster.

00:58:12.000 It was on live stream, dummy.

00:58:14.000 Everyone saw it.

00:58:15.000 What?

00:58:16.000 Yeah.

00:58:16.000 I didn't notice the camera there.

00:58:18.000 Anyway, that's boring.

00:58:19.000 But I can't remember what I did, but it was just sort of like, I'm not backing down.

00:58:24.000 I'm going to hurt you if you keep fucking with me anymore.

00:58:26.000 And when I say fucking with me, I don't mean teasing me.

00:58:28.000 I mean like he was getting in my Space.

00:58:30.000 Anyway, normal stuff you do at a bar.

00:58:32.000 He runs and gets security.

00:58:35.000 He had a pass, by the way.

00:58:36.000 He had a CPAC pass.

00:58:37.000 He runs and gets security, and they kick me out of the whole building for the whole time.

00:58:42.000 That's what pussies we are on the right.

00:58:45.000 Antifa comes to our conventions.

00:58:48.000 This guy is not loosely associated with Antifa.

00:58:50.000 He's Antifa.

00:58:53.000 And we take their side of the argument.

00:58:56.000 Okay.

00:58:57.000 Just don't get mad at us, radical leftists.

00:59:02.000 But yeah, so for all that shit, he got house arrest.

00:59:07.000 21.

00:59:09.000 This report has been updated to David Bay Indeed of bombs.

00:59:14.000 No, that's not it, shithead.

00:59:16.000 21.

00:59:19.000 Yeah, Jason Charter was sentenced to jail.

00:59:22.000 No, I can't read that.

00:59:24.000 He was sentenced to no jail time in line with the government's recommendation.

00:59:27.000 He's sentenced to 60 days of home detention.

00:59:29.000 Oh, I'm sure a cripple that everyone hates is going to be crushed that he can't go out to all the cool parties.

00:59:34.000 Has to pay $2,600 in restitution and seek mental health treatment.

00:59:40.000 He was involved in the riots to destroy and damage statues in D.C., pleaded guilty, but was recommended no jail time by prosecutors.

00:59:46.000 Probably because he's handicapped, right?

00:59:48.000 Robert E. Lee, was that the statue?

00:59:50.000 I said Ulysses S. Grant.

00:59:52.000 He was the North dude.

00:59:53.000 Right.

00:59:55.000 I think it was that statue.

00:59:56.000 But go down?

00:59:59.000 Oh, God.

01:00:00.000 Look at him.

01:00:00.000 Fuck.

01:00:01.000 You're okay, sir?

01:00:02.000 What happened today?

01:00:04.000 Not what I expected, to be completely honest.

01:00:07.000 I expected to walk out of there with probation, which seemed consistent with other people who.

01:00:14.000 Okay, boring.

01:00:15.000 Stop giving him too much fucking airtime.

01:00:17.000 His responses were pretty funny.

01:00:18.000 They were like, this is not about rehabilitation.

01:00:21.000 Our justice system is about punishment.

01:00:23.000 Punishment?

01:00:24.000 You get to binge watch Netflix for two months like we've all had to do?

01:00:30.000 So I was excited for a while that Antifa was getting arrested, but it doesn't look like they're getting any kind of sentencing.

01:00:38.000 Go to 2-0.

01:00:42.000 They got this Antifa bomber in Florida.

01:00:44.000 This report has been updated with new information.

01:00:46.000 The FBI and Tampa PD bomb squad responded and determined the Antifa subject indeed had bombs.

01:00:52.000 Further detectives recognized and noted the Antifa propaganda in his possession.

01:00:56.000 Nobody else noticed that.

01:00:58.000 By the way, I was looking at this Proud Boys thing before the show, and I was remembering how Chinese Americans were donating.

01:01:06.000 Because Chinese Americans hate communism, and they're scared of BLM and Antifa.

01:01:10.000 So they gave $80,000 to, I think it was Long Island Proud Boys or something.

01:01:14.000 And then you look at the articles, and they say that Chinese Americans were donating substantial amounts of money to Proud Boys shortly before January 6th.

01:01:25.000 So they make it look like it's funding to riot at the insurrection.

01:01:32.000 It's insurrection funding.

01:01:35.000 There's barely any Proud Boys there.

01:01:37.000 So as a Chinese American, I'd be really upset with my purchase.

01:01:41.000 You guys didn't do shit.

01:01:42.000 You weren't there.

01:01:43.000 But go to 2-0.

01:01:47.000 He is, like, click on the bottom one.

01:01:49.000 Yeah.

01:01:50.000 So none of the articles mention that he's an Antifa member.

01:01:53.000 You get it from Postmillennial, where Andy No is the editor at large.

01:01:56.000 But all the others, they just, they kind of imply it's a Trump dude.

01:02:01.000 Because that's what the journalists do now.

01:02:04.000 They are activists.

01:02:05.000 They're propagandists.

01:02:07.000 He's Kylo Ren.

01:02:09.000 And then 2-2.

01:02:12.000 I remember this rally.

01:02:14.000 I remember hearing them plan this.

01:02:16.000 And this was the one that was down a long bridge.

01:02:19.000 So there's only one way you can get to this little island in Seattle, I believe, or Portland.

01:02:25.000 And that way Antifa couldn't come because they'd be cornered there.

01:02:31.000 In that sense, I guess it was a trap.

01:02:33.000 But the plan was to march over the bridge with a giant banner that said, boneless wings.

01:02:37.000 There's no such thing as boneless wings.

01:02:40.000 They're just nuggets.

01:02:41.000 Yep.

01:02:43.000 And I was like, that's a fucking awesome idea.

01:02:45.000 I hope you guys do that.

01:02:46.000 And of course, it never happens.

01:02:47.000 Antifa are telling comrades to destroy evidence and communications if they participate in the riot slash shooting in Portland last August.

01:02:54.000 A prowl boy was recently arrested, and Antifa fear they're next.

01:02:58.000 They urge comrades to report to their cell, ASAP, if contacted.

01:03:05.000 Report it to their cell?

01:03:08.000 Burned your block.

01:03:10.000 According to the previously attached article, was interesting in six people.

01:03:14.000 Here's an important checklist if you're an Antifa.

01:03:17.000 Don't betray your friends.

01:03:18.000 Don't keep names and addresses.

01:03:20.000 Don't keep incriminating documents.

01:03:22.000 Don't take any unnecessary risks.

01:03:24.000 Don't avoid action because of the associated risks.

01:03:27.000 That's not really the time to be saying that, right?

01:03:29.000 After the fact.

01:03:32.000 Don't boast of what you have done or plan to do.

01:03:36.000 All very helpful tips.

01:03:39.000 So I guess the problem...

01:03:40.000 I get confused.

01:03:41.000 There was one in Portland where they ended up chasing them away, the one where the press said they flipped over an ambulance.

01:03:46.000 No, they flipped over an Antifa van that used to be an ambulance and was now being used to carry weapons.

01:03:51.000 And they beat up that radical Antifa photojournalist.

01:03:57.000 And then at the end of that, they're in downtown Portland.

01:03:58.000 There was Schotzigoff.

01:03:59.000 I think it was a right-winger.

01:04:01.000 I don't know if he was a Proud Boy.

01:04:04.000 I'm going to start getting involved in suing these people.

01:04:07.000 I've had enough.

01:04:09.000 So like that study that came out, did I talk about this?

01:04:13.000 Stamford.

01:04:14.000 Did I show you this?

01:04:15.000 Doesn't sound familiar so far.

01:04:17.000 Proud Boy Study.

01:04:18.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

01:04:20.000 And it's all about all the murders we've done.

01:04:24.000 And it lists like the members as 3.6 of them are female.

01:04:28.000 Like right there, you go, I'm suing you.

01:04:31.000 Fuck you.

01:04:31.000 You're full of shit.

01:04:33.000 It was on my getter, actually.

01:04:36.000 And like these ridiculous studies get sent to government agencies and they end up in court.

01:04:45.000 And so they end up helping sentence these random patriots as being part of an evil white supremacist murder gang.

01:04:54.000 So it's time to go to the eye of the storm.

01:04:56.000 I went to the SPLC.

01:04:58.000 It's still sitting on the judge's lap.

01:05:00.000 I don't see that moving at any time.

01:05:02.000 I said to Ron, Isn't there like a statute of limitations in reverse where you have to make the judge move forward?

01:05:08.000 He goes, No.

01:05:09.000 It could be 100 years.

01:05:11.000 He goes, I've seen judges and people involved in the case die of old age waiting for a case.

01:05:18.000 Look at Mercedes Carrera.

01:05:20.000 She's been in jail for three years now waiting for a trial.

01:05:28.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:05:30.000 Click on it.

01:05:31.000 Now, again, it's one thing to say, I think Ryan's a pedophile, but to do a study with all kinds of charts proving he's a pedophile is much easier to litigate.

01:05:46.000 Wait, let me see that.

01:05:51.000 They romanticize, deny race ideology.

01:05:55.000 The organization deeply rooted in white nationalism and misogyny.

01:05:59.000 Prove that.

01:06:00.000 Proud Boys members, some of them have allegedly carried out ideologically motivated crimes, okay, allegedly.

01:06:05.000 This number includes 54 Proud Boys defendants who participated in the Capitol breach.

01:06:09.000 Proud Boys defendants have come from 25 states, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:06:16.000 Wait, there's like a...

01:06:17.000 Go down.

01:06:18.000 There's a weird thing about murder here.

01:06:20.000 Proud Boys defendants plotted eight premeditated violent attacks, two of which were successful.

01:06:24.000 16 individuals were involved in spontaneous violence.

01:06:27.000 At least six people have been killed or injured in Proud Boys-related attacks.

01:06:33.000 Six people have been killed.

01:06:36.000 That's the doozy right there.

01:06:38.000 Wouldn't that also count guys like Jay that were shot too?

01:06:42.000 Because they would lump that in.

01:06:44.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:06:45.000 That's a Proud Boys-related...

01:06:47.000 He was walking with a Proud Boy when he was murdered.

01:06:49.000 Individuals involved in spontaneous...

01:06:52.000 I could be a victim.

01:06:53.000 Yeah, but the judge, I mean, the lawyer can see through that bullshit.

01:06:59.000 And if you say, like, say, I did a talk and I was stabbed, right?

01:07:04.000 And you said Gavin McInnes went to do a talk and a stabbing ensued.

01:07:08.000 That's technically correct, but it's clear what the writer is trying to do.

01:07:13.000 And the reader is going to see that as, I get people stabbed, which isn't true.

01:07:20.000 So you can fix that.

01:07:22.000 All right.

01:07:22.000 Let's jump over to the mailbag.

01:07:26.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:07:30.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:07:36.000 Let me touch it.

01:07:38.000 Doodle.

01:07:40.000 We still have not let him touch it for the record.

01:07:42.000 If anybody's looking for an update, we don't even know who that is.

01:07:46.000 No.

01:07:46.000 I don't know who to let touch.

01:07:48.000 What?

01:07:48.000 I don't even know if I have a penis.

01:07:50.000 Well, I do know that I have a penis.

01:07:54.000 Oh, check this out.

01:07:55.000 Hi, Gavin and Ryan.

01:07:56.000 Remember that retarded BBC Pidgin English news site, which was 100% real?

01:08:00.000 Well, the Western Australian government just released this video.

01:08:04.000 Thank you.

01:08:06.000 It's like they don't watch the show.

01:08:07.000 I guess he's not watching the show live.

01:08:12.000 I wonder if there's people out there that are like, dude, by the time that they sent that, they wouldn't have known because it's pre-recorded.

01:08:19.000 I saw one comment that goes, that New Year's Eve show, I'm guessing that it was pre-recorded.

01:08:25.000 What the fuck?

01:08:26.000 I had the newspaper with me, and we had the Miley Cyrus countdown.

01:08:31.000 That's crazy.

01:08:32.000 Maybe they added it.

01:08:34.000 No, dude.

01:08:36.000 Wrong.

01:08:37.000 How did I do the Pete Davidson thing?

01:08:41.000 By the way, we missed her wardrobe malfunction.

01:08:45.000 I couldn't look it up online.

01:08:46.000 I couldn't find it.

01:08:47.000 I couldn't find it either.

01:08:47.000 I guess she just held her top.

01:08:49.000 Boring.

01:08:50.000 Wow.

01:08:51.000 I'm so horny.

01:08:53.000 Meanwhile, her tits and pussy lips are all over the internet.

01:08:58.000 I've never seen her pussy.

01:08:59.000 Are you serious?

01:09:00.000 Yeah, I think she did some pussy work.

01:09:03.000 You know what this guy Jackson at the bar said to me the other day?

01:09:07.000 He goes, and he dressed me specifically.

01:09:09.000 He goes, Gavin, do you know the difference between morals and ethics?

01:09:14.000 This is like a retired post office worker.

01:09:17.000 And I go, no, aren't they both like some sort of code of goodness that is related, I guess, to the Bible and is about, you know, the basics of being a noble and reliable human?

01:09:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:35.000 And he's like, no, morals is when you know you shouldn't cheat on your wife.

01:09:41.000 Ethics is when you don't cheat on your wife.

01:09:45.000 Or maybe I got those reversed.

01:09:47.000 And I was like, that sounds like horseshit.

01:09:49.000 They're both the same.

01:09:50.000 Whatever.

01:09:51.000 And he goes, do you understand what I mean?

01:09:55.000 Like, did you catch me fucking some chick?

01:09:57.000 What are you talking about?

01:10:00.000 I think it, and it took me a while.

01:10:02.000 And I think it's because I've said things like I just said.

01:10:05.000 Like, I'd like to see her pussy lips.

01:10:07.000 Oh, I see.

01:10:08.000 Or he was talking about some prostitute that was hot that used to be in that neighborhood in the 90s.

01:10:13.000 And I was like, oh, I'd like to fuck her.

01:10:15.000 Like that kind of talk?

01:10:16.000 I think he's like, you may not go in a time machine and fuck that prostitute from the 90s.

01:10:25.000 Anyway, don't look that up.

01:10:26.000 Dear G Queen and Fag Daddy, I was catching up on Miss Shows.

01:10:31.000 I noticed you and Maddie were discussing ghosts.

01:10:33.000 It reminded me of this bit.

01:10:35.000 It reminded me of this bit from a Ricky Gervais show.

01:10:37.000 I've always thought when people speak of their belief in ghosts.

01:10:42.000 You know, when they see ghosts in old castles and stuff, they've had their head cut off because they've been optimal good, like years ago.

01:10:49.000 But they're carrying it around, Norman, under their arm.

01:10:51.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:10:52.000 It hasn't reattached itself.

01:10:53.000 So if you take the eyes out.

01:10:55.000 But Carl, how is this ghostly creature able to function?

01:10:58.000 It doesn't have its head on anyway.

01:11:00.000 It's carrying under its arm.

01:11:01.000 So the suspicion is it doesn't need its head.

01:11:03.000 No, it doesn't.

01:11:04.000 It just happens to be carrying it around because it wants to keep it with it.

01:11:07.000 The ghost is always in the last condition that it was in when it was in.

01:11:10.000 Who makes these roles?

01:11:11.000 The way you are in your last bit of life is how you are as a ghost forever.

01:11:15.000 Even in the fashion.

01:11:16.000 Like I say, the ghosts that you see never wear modern clothes, so it's always the Victorian stuff.

01:11:23.000 Now, if they could change it, they would, but they can't because they stuck with it.

01:11:25.000 So that's why I'm not.

01:11:26.000 When did you see cavemen ghosts?

01:11:27.000 When did ghosts start?

01:11:28.000 They didn't kick in till about 1830, did they?

01:11:31.000 What if you die when you're having a rect examination?

01:11:35.000 Are you always bent forward with your trousers round your ankles and someone's finger up your ass?

01:11:39.000 But why would you die when you're having that done?

01:11:41.000 That's why I'm not having it done if that's you said.

01:11:43.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:11:44.000 You swing and having it done.

01:11:45.000 They've both been suddenly killed in a terrible disaster.

01:11:49.000 A meteorite hit you.

01:11:51.000 That's when you get the moaning ghosts, isn't it?

01:11:53.000 That's they're the ones who aren't.

01:11:55.000 So you're going round bent forward, you've got a doctor's finger up your ass, and what are you doing?

01:11:59.000 You've sort of going, oh.

01:12:01.000 And that's when you have to get the vicar round.

01:12:03.000 What do you mean?

01:12:04.000 I mean, they have to put you to rest and what have you, don't they?

01:12:07.000 And what does a vicar do when he's going...

01:12:09.000 So I get the vicar round.

01:12:10.000 It's years later, it's 100 years later, you're around this doctor's surgery and there's people coming, and the doctor there, the new doctor there, and it's 2073, and they go, Vicar, Vicar.

01:12:22.000 They go, Vicar, there's a strange ghostly operation.

01:12:26.000 It looks like an old doctor, and he's got his fingers up this sort of like little, it's like a chimpanzee, but with a shaved head.

01:12:32.000 No, no, but the doctor wouldn't be...

01:12:33.000 Are you saying the doctor dies as well?

01:12:35.000 Yeah, you both die.

01:12:36.000 You die at the same time with his finger up your ass.

01:12:38.000 And so you're forever having a little retkle examination with your little trousers around your ankles.

01:12:44.000 Well, that's when it'd be best not to have your eyes.

01:12:48.000 Yeah, that's enough.

01:12:50.000 In the morning, Gavin and Ryan.

01:12:53.000 Okay.

01:12:54.000 That's a weird introduction.

01:12:56.000 I've never heard that.

01:12:57.000 In the morning to you.

01:12:59.000 In the morning.

01:13:01.000 My wife was a teacher and became pretty liberal due to it.

01:13:05.000 You know what that is, right?

01:13:06.000 Teachers' unions, most powerful unions in the country, more than tobacco and the NRA.

01:13:13.000 And what do unions like?

01:13:15.000 Systems that support unions.

01:13:17.000 Systems that support unions are socialists.

01:13:20.000 Socialist systems are pro-union.

01:13:22.000 So they start pushing socialism.

01:13:24.000 And the next thing you know, you have all these weird LGBT socialist fucking teachers that have been brainwashed by the union bosses.

01:13:37.000 And then they ruin our kids with it.

01:13:42.000 I didn't mind COVID and BLM brainwashing.

01:13:44.000 Wait, I didn't mind until COVID and BLM brainwashing became so prevalent.

01:13:48.000 Here's what I did to get her out of it.

01:13:50.000 And now she's very based.

01:13:51.000 I'd send her based stories, memes, and Instagram posts all the time.

01:13:56.000 I legit haven't stopped either because she gets fed the liberal propaganda all the time and you have to fight fire with fire.

01:14:02.000 She watches Netflix, Hulu, Prime all the time.

01:14:04.000 And when I would see the propaganda, I point it out every time.

01:14:08.000 We would argue a lot at the beginning, but don't stop because the media won't stop.

01:14:12.000 Use terms like the media is gaslighting you with this propaganda.

01:14:16.000 Yeah, what that did for me was she won't watch movies or shows with me now.

01:14:23.000 But she is red-pilled.

01:14:25.000 And yes, memes helped.

01:14:27.000 Articles really helped.

01:14:28.000 Like, you know, that Sheriff Dowd, the black sheriff who got killed during the riots.

01:14:34.000 That's a good one to send her.

01:14:35.000 Like, why isn't the media talking about this?

01:14:37.000 And it's a black cop who was killed by white Antifa.

01:14:41.000 Those little tidbits do well.

01:14:44.000 Hi, Gav.

01:14:45.000 Norman Mailer.

01:14:46.000 Oh, and I'll also send her funny shit, too.

01:14:48.000 So it's not like constant fucking check this out.

01:14:51.000 These people are cocksuckers.

01:14:53.000 David Dorne.

01:14:54.000 Yeah.

01:14:55.000 That poor guy.

01:14:59.000 Norman Mailer.

01:15:00.000 Hi, Gav.

01:15:01.000 Norman Mailer actually got quite red-pilled after his 1957 article, The White Negro.

01:15:06.000 In his reporting from the 1968 Republican Convention in Miami, he said he's getting tired of the Negroes and their rights.

01:15:14.000 So that was 10 years later.

01:15:16.000 Waiting for Ralph Abernathy, who was 40 minutes late.

01:15:20.000 That was the fucking guy who did the SCLC with Martin Luther King.

01:15:27.000 And that's why the SPLC chose their name, the SPLC, because it sounds like the SCLC.

01:15:35.000 And that's why they chose Charles Abernathy, because people would hear SPLC, Abernathy, and they'd give their money to Doris, what's his name, Morris Dees.

01:15:48.000 So Martin Luther King's man was 40 Minutes Late, and he said that he was weary to the bone of listening to black cries of black superiority in sex, black superiority in beauty, black superiority in war.

01:16:01.000 Heartily sick of listening to the tyranny of soul music.

01:16:04.000 So bored with Negroes triumphantly late for appointments.

01:16:07.000 So depressed with black inhumanity to blacks in Biafra.

01:16:11.000 So weary of being sounded in the subway by black eyes.

01:16:15.000 So despairing of the smell of booze and pot and used up hop in bloodshot eyes of Negroes bombed at noon.

01:16:22.000 Holy shit.

01:16:26.000 This is the exact opposite of the article, The White Negro.

01:16:29.000 And it would have made a lot more sense if they banned his 100-year anniversary for that quote and not the white Negro.

01:16:37.000 But that would require a modicum of intellect.

01:16:40.000 And as we learned from the green screen, we are dealing with a retard nation.

01:16:47.000 It's sadiocracy.

01:16:49.000 Retard nation.

01:16:51.000 Taken from the ungovernable city by Vincent Canodo, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:54.000 As a side note, you should read his book.

01:16:58.000 Hey, Gavina and Rianne.

01:17:00.000 So these are the girls that were here on Friday.

01:17:02.000 Who left a mess.

01:17:04.000 We could forward it to them.

01:17:05.000 We'll forward it to them.

01:17:06.000 Look at this.

01:17:07.000 What is that, a bitch clip?

01:17:09.000 It's an eyelash.

01:17:10.000 I guess they had false eyelashes on.

01:17:12.000 There was like tampons and coming out of her ears and her eyes and other places.

01:17:19.000 Smelled like pussy juice.

01:17:20.000 Yeah.

01:17:21.000 Grody.

01:17:22.000 Gross.

01:17:22.000 We thought they were making fish in here when we first walked in.

01:17:26.000 That girl talk episode of me laughing my ass off.

01:17:29.000 You guys been killing it lately.

01:17:30.000 I'm getting married to the perfect woman this week and wanted to thank you for helping me find my way over the past several years.

01:17:36.000 Your message of settling down and making a family has resonated with me and many others.

01:17:44.000 We can't wait to have kids and build a family together.

01:17:47.000 She is based and loved your girl talk episode.

01:17:50.000 Cheers, gents.

01:17:50.000 Never stop fighting.

01:17:52.000 That's some cheery news.

01:17:54.000 Wonderful, isn't it?

01:17:56.000 It's amazing.

01:17:59.000 And then this story's Been making the rounds.

01:18:02.000 So I'll give it a shout out.

01:18:05.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai.

01:18:06.000 I recently had my first child at the ripe age of 19, born on Jan 6th, the day of the worst atrocity in human history.

01:18:12.000 We're overjoyed and look forward to heaps more.

01:18:15.000 I recently came across this article written by some pussy LA journal talking about the muscle-bound buffoons and cowering in fear.

01:18:26.000 I'm perplexed by the maskless muscle-bound buffoons at the gym by David Weiss.

01:18:32.000 You got to look up David Weiss.

01:18:34.000 He is a specimen that is below Jason Charter.

01:18:38.000 This isn't the David Weiss that I love who's a flat earther.

01:18:41.000 No.

01:18:42.000 Okay, thank gosh.

01:18:43.000 I don't think.

01:18:45.000 This was the guy who started the band Was Not Was, which I don't really remember.

01:18:59.000 Look up Knocked Down, Made Small, treated like a rubber ball.

01:19:09.000 You would probably like this.

01:19:11.000 So far, so good.

01:19:15.000 What's taking you so long?

01:19:16.000 God, you suck.

01:19:17.000 To type all of that.

01:19:23.000 Because you've given me.

01:19:25.000 Given me.

01:19:26.000 Is that him, Dr. Chad?

01:19:28.000 No, it's not him.

01:19:29.000 It reminds me of it.

01:19:36.000 Is that him?

01:19:37.000 I think that's him.

01:19:41.000 How LA is that?

01:19:45.000 Okay.

01:19:45.000 Can you hear me, Jason?

01:19:54.000 Yeah, that's him.

01:19:55.000 What's he got?

01:19:56.000 Flute?

01:19:57.000 Clarinet.

01:19:59.000 This is great.

01:20:10.000 Take revenge of the nerds.

01:20:16.000 What's her problem?

01:20:17.000 He's burning all those marshmallows.

01:20:19.000 So supposedly.

01:20:26.000 Oh, God.

01:20:26.000 Anyway, David Weiss, look up his face.

01:20:33.000 When I was a young man, I should have been growing old to the Granny State.

01:20:36.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:20:38.000 Jesus Christ, this guy writes like a chick.

01:20:42.000 When I first took notice of this viral lawlessness, I stopped at the service desk on my way out and reported such wanton disregard for the rules to a trio of 20-something staff members.

01:20:52.000 No, there's much worse than that out there.

01:20:54.000 Yeah, we know, one of them drawled indifferently.

01:20:56.000 We don't have enough staff to make sure everybody's following the rules, but we'll have someone do a walkthrough and the manager gets in.

01:21:01.000 When the manager gets in?

01:21:03.000 By then, that pesky nano killer would have had the opportunity to pass its spiky baton to 100 treadmilling troglodytes.

01:21:11.000 What a horrible writing machine.

01:21:14.000 You sure that's him?

01:21:16.000 That's a very young, cool, gorgeous picture of him.

01:21:22.000 Discography?

01:21:23.000 I think that's him because he's blowing into his instrument.

01:21:26.000 You're always wrong, and if you're wrong about this, I'm going to fucking murder you.

01:21:30.000 Lewis here, Rope It Up TV.

01:21:32.000 We're here in East Philadelphia with another very, very special guest, Mr. David Weiss.

01:21:37.000 Welcome.

01:21:38.000 Thank you for coming down.

01:21:40.000 My pleasure.

01:21:40.000 Finding East Philadelphia on the map.

01:21:42.000 I'm just going to look up David Weiss LA Gym.

01:21:46.000 And then images.

01:21:47.000 To hear you say it, it also sounds like path, or the path.

01:21:52.000 That took me 10 seconds.

01:21:56.000 LA Gym?

01:21:59.000 And you did have the wrong fucking guy.

01:22:04.000 So I put in David Weiss in quotes, and then I put in L.A. Jim.

01:22:11.000 Let's do a little tutorial on how to do your fucking job.

01:22:15.000 L.A. Gym.

01:22:16.000 Now, Jim?

01:22:18.000 Clearly, I mean G-Y-M, Ryan.

01:22:22.000 What's clear about that?

01:22:23.000 The article's about a gym.

01:22:27.000 The article is called, I'm Perplexed by the Maskless, Muscle-Bound Buffoons at the Gym.

01:22:32.000 Yeah, we're not looking for the article.

01:22:35.000 Go back to images.

01:22:36.000 Wow, this is like pulling fucking teeth.

01:22:39.000 Okay, you're there now.

01:22:40.000 Oh, this man.

01:22:41.000 Nope.

01:22:42.000 Keep scrolling.

01:22:46.000 I can't see it very well.

01:22:49.000 That's the end of my results here.

01:22:52.000 Okay, you should be in Google for this.

01:22:55.000 Okay.

01:22:59.000 I'm in physical pain.

01:23:01.000 We made a company agreement to not use Google, but sure, I will do something that I'm not going to do.

01:23:05.000 No, we didn't say that.

01:23:06.000 We said that we prefer it, but if it's not working out, then we go to fucking Google.

01:23:16.000 And you've noticed that there's plenty of things that you have to go to Google for.

01:23:20.000 Remember?

01:23:21.000 There we go, Ryan.

01:23:23.000 You have arrived.

01:23:26.000 That is the man.

01:23:29.000 Thank God you only ruined the show at the very end.

01:23:32.000 So wait, was he in that band, though?

01:23:34.000 Is this a completely different thing?

01:23:35.000 Yes, he was in that band.

01:23:37.000 Was not was.

01:23:41.000 What an absolute fucking hideous dork.

01:23:47.000 All right, let's go to the final video.

01:24:09.000 One of the greatest pieces of evidence that diversity is not our strength is the quality of people at baggage claim.

01:24:17.000 Are we really getting the top scientists of the Caribbean and India and Africa?

01:24:24.000 Or are we getting fucking dregs?

01:24:26.000 They're not sending their best.

01:24:27.000 And one thing I've noticed when I go, like, Jamaica or anywhere in the Caribbean, any vacation spot, really, you're checking in and they've got like 30 things of fucking some weird fish jam.

01:24:41.000 Can you not ship that separately?

01:24:43.000 Can you not order it online?

01:24:45.000 Sometimes they'll have just meat.

01:24:47.000 And what is so special about this meat?

01:24:49.000 You go, well, sometimes it has to be prepared a certain way.

01:24:52.000 Dude, in Queens, they have these Muslims who have taken over an entire floor of a building where they kill the meat there.

01:24:59.000 And they, I don't know, it's some like, it's almost like the Jews with kosher meat where they have to see it being killed.

01:25:04.000 It has to be done live and blood has to do this and blood has to do that.

01:25:08.000 So it's just irritating and annoying.

01:25:10.000 And you know what's going to blow up.

01:25:12.000 This fucking moron, I don't know where they're coming from, but they were at the New York airport.

01:25:18.000 Have a bunch of stupid sausages and sauces.

01:25:23.000 They put it in a cooler like we're all going to be driving a truck on the plane and they don't even tape it up.

01:25:33.000 What the fuck?

01:25:38.000 Look at this mess.

01:25:40.000 What are those stupid sauces?

01:25:43.000 And like just random sausages.

01:25:46.000 You can't get those sausages here.

01:25:48.000 They're just too valuable.

01:25:53.000 Like get the recipe, asshole.

01:25:56.000 The whole top's broken off.

01:25:58.000 You know that they were just throwing it on, too.

01:26:02.000 What's she got?

01:26:08.000 Do you have a key for it?

01:26:11.000 With maggots.

01:26:18.000 I don't see no bug.

01:26:20.000 Hey, throw it away.

01:26:22.000 Sistina is still unaware.

01:26:24.000 Her infested smoked catfish won't be allowed.

01:26:31.000 Hi, man.

01:26:32.000 This is Neve from Southwest Airlines again.

01:26:35.000 Okay, we've gone through the first bag with the lady, and we've noticed that there are maggots in some of the fish.

01:26:41.000 We've put that aside in a bag, and I think I'm going to have a problem explaining to her that that fish would not go.

01:26:47.000 No.

01:26:54.000 Why are they placating her?

01:26:56.000 No.

01:26:59.000 This is more retardation.

01:27:03.000 I don't care if you're upset.

01:27:05.000 I couldn't care less.

01:27:06.000 People get kicked off planes for having shirts that are too low slung.

01:27:11.000 You're an animal.

01:27:13.000 You're carrying around maggot fish.

01:27:15.000 Oh my god.

01:27:21.000 You can't smoke catfish here?

01:27:28.000 Those aren't maggots.

01:27:29.000 Those are not maggots.

01:27:30.000 There's some weird something horrible.

01:27:34.000 Troglodyte.

01:27:37.000 Trilobite.

01:27:38.000 Trilobite.

01:27:39.000 I'm a truglody at the gym.

01:27:42.000 I hope you missed your flight, you stupid bitch.

01:27:48.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:28:13.000 Got me asking why you keep repeating what I said.

01:28:16.000 When I was 17, I used to run and hop the fence.

01:28:19.000 Now I'm driving cars, I bust the right and bust the left.

01:28:21.000 But the number one watch in the mirror's got a check.

01:28:24.000 Even though I'm far ahead, I can fucking bust the red.

01:28:31.000 Buster red, red, red.

01:28:37.000 Bust the red.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 11, 2022

S04E74 - RETARD NATION

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