Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E116 - WAUKESHA VS. BUFFALO

00:00:50.000 Fat man in a tiny suit.

00:00:52.000 I think this may be the last day for this suit.

00:00:55.000 It is petite.

00:00:57.000 May it fit me, mayhaps?

00:00:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:00.000 Yes.

00:01:01.000 Well, it's not that small.

00:01:05.000 Do you get your clothes from Toys R Us?

00:01:09.000 I've had to up my clothes size, so I'm actually getting bigger.

00:01:13.000 I understand with you guys, one of the problems is all the clothes that are in your size have cartoon characters on them, like SpongeBob or Pokemon and that kind of thing.

00:01:23.000 Can you find clothes without funny faces on them?

00:01:26.000 First of all, you guys, I don't know what you mean by that.

00:01:30.000 Would you like to clarify that?

00:01:31.000 I believe the politically correct term is little people.

00:01:35.000 No, I don't fall into that category.

00:01:38.000 I'm a regular man.

00:01:39.000 Don't you think it's a little insensitive that you're wearing a Sam Hyde shirt the day after a mass shooting?

00:01:45.000 That's true.

00:01:46.000 He can't keep getting away with it.

00:01:48.000 Well, yeah, this is a whole part of the whole story of the iDubb's Creator Clash deal.

00:01:52.000 But whenever you want to get to that, it became a point of contention, the shirt.

00:01:58.000 Why?

00:01:58.000 Security guards were looking for people wearing the shirt.

00:02:02.000 Why, where, when?

00:02:03.000 At the creator clash.

00:02:04.000 Wait, it already happened?

00:02:06.000 Yeah, it was past Saturday.

00:02:07.000 I just came back from Florida yesterday.

00:02:09.000 You did?

00:02:10.000 Yes.

00:02:11.000 Huh.

00:02:12.000 Yep.

00:02:12.000 Wow, I care so little about you that I didn't even notice you left the state.

00:02:16.000 I was out and about.

00:02:18.000 So are you making a movie?

00:02:19.000 Do you have good footage?

00:02:20.000 There wasn't enough time to make good footage, but I have some clips, but I figure it'd be better to just talk about it and then do that because it was like, I showed up late.

00:02:31.000 My fucking flight got delayed two hours.

00:02:34.000 And so when we got there, it just hit the ground running.

00:02:37.000 And then you're just filming like you in the stadium.

00:02:40.000 Who were you with?

00:02:40.000 It was me and Weck, and then all of Sam's guys were there.

00:02:44.000 Met up with Rusty Cage and a couple other people that I know from online, but it was just me and him.

00:02:48.000 Then we worked out the next day.

00:02:50.000 So we did a video with that.

00:02:52.000 But I'm pretty sure that's content for his Patreon, Wek's Patreon, but we just work out.

00:02:57.000 Who's Weck?

00:02:58.000 Wecking Ball.

00:02:58.000 He's the personal security guard for Sam Hyde.

00:03:01.000 Oh, okay.

00:03:02.000 Yeah.

00:03:02.000 And great skateboarder.

00:03:04.000 Frankly is a great skateboarder.

00:03:08.000 So is he from here?

00:03:10.000 He's now in Florida, but he's from Atlantic City.

00:03:14.000 Did you fly with him?

00:03:16.000 No, he picked me up.

00:03:17.000 He lives in Florida.

00:03:18.000 Oh, okay.

00:03:18.000 So they were looking for people wearing the shirt.

00:03:22.000 Like security, like Jet, one of Sam's right-hand men, came up and he was like, guys, you got to turn the shirts inside out there looking.

00:03:31.000 They have a picture of Sam, first of all.

00:03:33.000 He wasn't allowed to go to the Shaw.

00:03:35.000 We'll get to this manifesto in a second, but he put Sam Hyde's face in his manifesto.

00:03:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:40.000 He said, these are pictures of me.

00:03:42.000 Bad look.

00:03:44.000 I wonder how Sam feels about that.

00:03:46.000 I mean, it was funny once or twice, but like, 10 people are dead and his face is there.

00:03:53.000 I think he has commented on it recently, but I forgot what his take was.

00:03:56.000 He's not bothered by it, but it could cause him some issues.

00:04:00.000 So I think he's...

00:04:01.000 He's got him killed.

00:04:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:02.000 Not good.

00:04:03.000 Like, how many people right now think that Sam, that guy on your shirt, did those murders?

00:04:10.000 You know, that started with Anthony Kumiya?

00:04:12.000 Really?

00:04:13.000 Yeah.

00:04:14.000 They would send, because Anthony looked very swarthy and like Middle Eastern back in the day. 1.00

00:04:17.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:04:18.000 So with the terror attacks, they'd be like, this is the guy.

00:04:21.000 That doesn't have anything to do with Sam.

00:04:22.000 Well, that trend of falsely attributing a crime to a guy started with Anthony.

00:04:28.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:28.000 That troll?

00:04:30.000 Anthony, it was an Arab guy, so someone made a joke that it was that.

00:04:34.000 The Sam Hyde thing's totally different.

00:04:36.000 Sam Hyde doesn't look like any of the shooters, and he's attributed to all mass shootings.

00:04:41.000 Right.

00:04:41.000 Well, they did it with anything.

00:04:42.000 The Anthony thing was because he looked like that guy.

00:04:44.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 Then I think they just started doing it with anything, though.

00:04:47.000 Like Sam.

00:04:48.000 Like, they just kept trying to get that in the news.

00:04:51.000 Yeah.

00:04:53.000 So was it fun?

00:04:54.000 Who won?

00:04:54.000 Was it a good fight?

00:04:56.000 It was a good fight.

00:04:57.000 And unfortunately for iDubbs, he told the security, this is a picture of Sam.

00:05:02.000 They gave them a picture.

00:05:03.000 If he tries to show up, he's not allowed in.

00:05:06.000 So he got the idea from Sam for sure, 100%, 1,000%, to do a boxing thing, then doesn't allow him in.

00:05:14.000 So it was a bad night for iDubbs.

00:05:15.000 He lost, and Harley, who was trained by Sam, won.

00:05:19.000 Like, really won.

00:05:20.000 And I'd like you to watch the fights at some point because I think there was good boxing going on throughout the whole night, even with the girls.

00:05:26.000 Who was Harley fighting? 0.99

00:05:28.000 This guy, Game Grumps.

00:05:31.000 Just like a gamer guy.

00:05:33.000 Dude, every time.

00:05:34.000 The first generation's culture is the worst history of culture. 1.00

00:05:37.000 All the millennials I was with and stuff, we don't know anybody.

00:05:40.000 And it's crazy because it's like a microcosm of the world, where the world is going nuts for these people I don't know.

00:05:46.000 And we're just sitting there like the weirdos at the school dance, just like, I don't know what the fuck.

00:05:50.000 Why'd you fly down there?

00:05:51.000 Overall band.

00:05:52.000 We wanted to see Harley.

00:05:54.000 We wanted to support Sam.

00:05:56.000 And afterwards, we all chanted Sam's thing.

00:06:00.000 And there was a bunch of people.

00:06:02.000 What's Sam's thing?

00:06:03.000 Think it, dream it, do it.

00:06:06.000 It was fun.

00:06:07.000 It was a fun thing.

00:06:08.000 But we were, you know, supporting Harley, and it was supposed to be a big event.

00:06:13.000 Just see some footage.

00:06:14.000 Enough chatter, bro.

00:06:15.000 Oh, I got some B-roll.

00:06:17.000 I want to see some of these fights.

00:06:20.000 So let's look at this B-roll while I pull up the actual fights.

00:06:23.000 But there was a girl fight, this Irish broad, who kicked ass. 1.00

00:06:28.000 She did really good.

00:06:29.000 I like seeing women fight. 1.00

00:06:30.000 But Weck was also insulted.

00:06:33.000 He was mostly insulted that they got the fat.

00:06:34.000 Remember that fat kid that we did.

00:06:36.000 Wait a minute.

00:06:36.000 You didn't finish your first terrible story.

00:06:38.000 So, was Sam Hyde banned from the building?

00:06:40.000 Like, he didn't go?

00:06:41.000 Correct.

00:06:42.000 He was going to fly in that day, and then his guys got there, and iDubbbs stopped them and then chatted with them for a bit.

00:06:48.000 But why was iDubbs doing that?

00:06:50.000 I don't know.

00:06:51.000 Because, okay, there's a couple things.

00:06:53.000 One, that he feels like he laughed at his wife or something.

00:06:56.000 He was having a Twitter space, and Sam was in it, and he just kept spamming the laugh emoji.

00:07:02.000 So, like, iDubbs was hurt by that.

00:07:04.000 That's one.

00:07:05.000 Two is Sam want, he bought a $10,000 row of seats right in the front.

00:07:11.000 You know, this is all for charity.

00:07:12.000 And since he's banned, he has to refund that money.

00:07:14.000 So now $10,000 doesn't go into charity.

00:07:17.000 So that's a weird move.

00:07:18.000 So he thought that Sam sitting in the front row would be bad.

00:07:21.000 It would get in his head or something.

00:07:23.000 Get in whose head?

00:07:24.000 iDubbbs, when he's fighting.

00:07:26.000 Wait, iDubbs was fighting?

00:07:27.000 Yeah, iDubbbbbbbbbbbs was the main event. 1.00

00:07:29.000 He put on the whole event.

00:07:31.000 iDubbs is that nerdy guy with the glasses.

00:07:32.000 Correct.

00:07:33.000 He was fighting?

00:07:34.000 Yes, he didn't do something.

00:07:35.000 Who was he fighting?

00:07:36.000 A 10-year-old girl?

00:07:37.000 A big, strong doctor man named Dr. Mike, who's a huge YouTuber.

00:07:42.000 And he held back because he was like, he's probably thinking, like, this is iDubbbs event.

00:07:46.000 So he never got winded.

00:07:47.000 And iDubbbz at the last round was just like, ugh. 1.00

00:07:50.000 How many rounds?

00:07:51.000 Almost got knocked out, like, actually.

00:07:54.000 They went the full way.

00:07:56.000 And that's why, here's why, what makes me, everybody believed that he was holding back.

00:12:39.000 and mullet now he's got all the makings of a badass but all the actions of a not badass that's the doctor dr mike what does he do medical instructional videos he's like i gotta go to work you know tomorrow fucking save lives everybody's like yeah so what like his video would be like how to pop a pimple i think so yeah yeah dude the cameras would avoid the section because we would all take the shirts off and like um raise them up.

00:13:08.000 And the camera was probably directed never to look at that section.

00:13:12.000 Didn't iDubbs go and do a documentary on Sam Hyde?

00:13:15.000 Correct.

00:13:17.000 What a gay tattoo. 0.98

00:13:24.000 Yeah, just go.

00:13:25.000 I want to see that.

00:13:27.000 He starts out with kind of good form, and he throws like a bunch of flurries that only connect with his gloves.

00:13:33.000 Poking the jab.

00:13:34.000 Everybody was going nuts whenever he would hit his gloves.

00:13:36.000 They'd be like, whoa, that's something.

00:13:38.000 This is good.

00:13:40.000 Yeah, he had good form in the first two rounds.

00:13:42.000 And then just like, he contracted cancer in the third and fourth and fifth and sixth.

00:13:48.000 Dude, going more than three rounds is torture.

00:13:51.000 Does it suck?

00:13:52.000 Yeah, it's like slam dancing.

00:13:55.000 I love slam dancing.

00:13:57.000 I want to try boxing now, dude.

00:13:59.000 Okay.

00:14:00.000 We're all sparring on Friday.

00:14:02.000 Well, I don't know.

00:14:02.000 I'm going to go right to sparring.

00:14:04.000 Why not?

00:14:04.000 That seems irresponsible.

00:14:07.000 I would like to see you get beat up Tommy Bags. 1.00

00:14:10.000 But I would like to...

00:14:11.000 Why would I fight Tommy Bags?

00:14:14.000 That's insanity.

00:14:15.000 Because it would amuse me.

00:14:16.000 I fought him last week.

00:14:18.000 But you've been training.

00:14:19.000 And my forehead was tender, like bruised for days.

00:14:23.000 I couldn't touch my head.

00:14:25.000 This is great fighting.

00:14:27.000 You know what I heard?

00:14:27.000 Somebody said that.

00:14:28.000 This is way better than the Harley thing.

00:14:30.000 Was it you that said somebody quoted you and said that headgear is worse because it sticks the glove and isn't allowed to slide off?

00:14:37.000 Or was it somebody else?

00:14:38.000 Sounds familiar, yeah.

00:14:40.000 Well, I also, someone said recently that headgear doesn't make it hurt less.

00:14:47.000 What does it do?

00:14:48.000 Oh, it just stops your skin from ripping.

00:14:50.000 Oh, rip my skin all you want. 1.00

00:14:53.000 I need that slide.

00:14:55.000 No, you can just cover the, just cover it in Vaseline.

00:15:00.000 I think iDubbs is doing great.

00:15:02.000 He was.

00:15:02.000 Yeah, the first round is pretty nice.

00:15:03.000 Let's fast forward a little bit.

00:15:04.000 Dude, six rounds?

00:15:05.000 Of course you're going to be fucking winded.

00:15:07.000 Dr. Mike was nay-winded.

00:15:09.000 Not once was he out of breath.

00:15:12.000 Good cardio.

00:15:13.000 Good cardi is a doctor.

00:15:14.000 Wow, iDubbs just went way off my book.

00:15:17.000 I thought he was a useless little nerd.

00:15:20.000 But he's a cool redneck.

00:15:22.000 That's the image.

00:15:23.000 Look at that.

00:15:23.000 He looks sexy up there.

00:15:26.000 Well, he's pulling it up.

00:15:27.000 Everything is an aesthetic asshole.

00:15:28.000 Yeah, but his actions speak louder than words.

00:15:31.000 Well, his actions are great.

00:15:32.000 He's boxing great.

00:15:33.000 And he's going way more rounds than you could.

00:15:35.000 He banned people.

00:15:36.000 Oh, yeah, that is lame.

00:15:37.000 That is lame.

00:15:39.000 That is gay. 1.00

00:15:39.000 That's a pussy move. 1.00

00:15:40.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:15:42.000 I can't believe there's a mass shooting in our own state, and we're sitting here chatting about YouTubers for half the show.

00:15:49.000 And music.

00:15:51.000 You've got.

00:15:52.000 No, we're not doing that.

00:15:53.000 That's tomorrow.

00:15:57.000 I saw Senior Year last night with my daughter.

00:16:02.000 It might be the worst movie ever made.

00:16:06.000 I watched the whole thing.

00:16:08.000 It was that bad.

00:16:08.000 It was like watching showgirls.

00:16:10.000 Like, my daughter and I were laughing our heads off.

00:16:14.000 Rebel Wilson.

00:16:15.000 I thought Rebel Wilson had the sprinkles.

00:16:18.000 Turned in she was fat. 1.00

00:16:19.000 I was already cheer captain.

00:16:21.000 I had the hot boyfriend, and all that was left was prop queen.

00:16:29.000 They did that on purpose, because she was getting too popular. 0.99

00:16:33.000 I think there's been a mistake and I've been put in the wrong room.

00:16:36.000 Dr. Johnson's the third floor.

00:16:37.000 The cheerleader just woke up. 1.00

00:16:38.000 That's the best acting in the whole movie.

00:16:44.000 Look how bad this is.

00:16:45.000 Hello?

00:16:47.000 And even look at that fall.

00:16:49.000 She didn't fall straight back.

00:16:51.000 You can put a mattress down.

00:16:52.000 Right.

00:16:55.000 No.

00:16:56.000 Everybody else has got to go on and live their lives.

00:16:59.000 And what I'm supposed to do is...

00:16:59.000 Wait, just pause.

00:17:01.000 You saw that the dad is with some other chick.

00:17:03.000 That's her old friend.

00:17:04.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on there.

00:17:07.000 The mother's dead.

00:17:09.000 Stop.

00:17:10.000 Her mother died while she was in a coma.

00:17:13.000 They don't touch on it at all.

00:17:14.000 The only reason you have to guess, and you see the mother with her in one scene where she has a scarf on her head.

00:17:20.000 You're like, well, I guess you died.

00:17:22.000 Whoa.

00:17:24.000 Boring.

00:17:25.000 Cut the mom out. 1.00

00:17:27.000 Wow.

00:17:28.000 They don't even say, like, is my mom did?

00:17:31.000 Who is my mom? 0.98

00:17:33.000 She doesn't ask.

00:17:34.000 No, it's just like totally free.

00:17:36.000 I genuinely think they forgot.

00:17:38.000 Now, some people say that's my anti-woke because she comes back and there's all these rules and there's no bullying and everything is trans and she says that's boring and we should bring back the prom queen. 0.70

00:17:48.000 Yeah, okay, that's sort of anti-woke.

00:17:51.000 But the nerd is the black man. 0.94

00:17:54.000 Once again, he's just a book.

00:17:55.000 He's a regular Wendell.

00:17:57.000 He just loves his books, getting lost in books, books, books.

00:18:01.000 He's actually gone from a geeky kid when she was a teenager to the head librarian at the school because he's such a bookworm.

00:18:08.000 And then the bitch that is her adversary is Asian. 1.00

00:18:14.000 Asians are bitches. 1.00

00:18:17.000 No offense, Asians, but it's going to be another couple generations before you're the bullies. 1.00

00:18:22.000 This is sort of like...

00:18:24.000 Wasn't that movie where the Indian was a bully? 1.00

00:18:28.000 Spider-Man.

00:18:29.000 Yeah, yeah, Spider-Man.

00:18:31.000 Yeah.

00:18:32.000 They're not bullies.

00:18:33.000 Not yet.

00:18:37.000 And also an Asian, technically.

00:18:39.000 Finish my senior year.

00:18:41.000 You can't let an almost 40-year-old do high school.

00:18:43.000 High school was just like yesterday for me.

00:18:45.000 It will not be weird at all.

00:18:53.000 You're seeing...

00:18:53.000 This trailer amalgamates everything in the movie that is not unbelievably bad.

00:19:00.000 So you are seeing the creme de la creme.

00:19:05.000 There's only like three ways to become popular.

00:19:07.000 To be a cheerleader, to wake up a crumby, or to let guys go in the back door.

00:19:11.000 What?

00:19:11.000 Oh my god, I must be really popular then.

00:19:16.000 Look, everyone's a minority.

00:19:17.000 I think I've worked this thing out.

00:19:18.000 You get followers by being somebody everybody likes.

00:19:22.000 Holy shit.

00:19:23.000 I'm doing a makeup tutorial.

00:19:25.000 For who?

00:19:25.000 Batman villains?

00:19:30.000 Didn't they do this with 21 Drum Street and the Adam Sandler movie?

00:19:34.000 It's a genre at this point.

00:19:40.000 Did you see that?

00:19:41.000 What the fuck is she wearing? 0.94

00:19:42.000 A towel?

00:19:44.000 What is that?

00:19:44.000 Looks like some Terrycloth type thing.

00:19:46.000 You really got it.

00:19:47.000 I would recommend.

00:19:48.000 It's so bad that I would recommend you and your boys get some dubs out. 0.99

00:19:53.000 Some doobies.

00:19:55.000 And smoke a bong and watch this.

00:19:57.000 It is worth the watch.

00:19:59.000 It is brutal.

00:20:01.000 And it's just so badly done.

00:20:03.000 It's so half-assed.

00:20:04.000 There, there's the bully.

00:20:06.000 What?

00:20:07.000 The Asian six. 1.00

00:20:08.000 Or five.

00:20:09.000 She's a five. 0.93

00:20:10.000 What even is that?

00:20:11.000 Corey Feldman?

00:20:15.000 What is that?

00:20:16.000 Is she recruiting her to be one of his angels?

00:20:19.000 Like, you don't care about anyone in this movie.

00:20:23.000 You want them to die.

00:20:24.000 Is there really a trend with, like, Jonah Hill getting skinny and then not funny, and then her getting skinny and not funny?

00:20:29.000 Well, I remember, I think it was Roseanne or someone who said, I hope Melissa McCarthy never loses the weight because she won't be funny. 0.96

00:20:35.000 And it's true. 0.56

00:20:36.000 Yeah.

00:20:37.000 This is...

00:20:39.000 I think we all thought she was funny when she was fat, but this is so dialed in.

00:20:45.000 Like, she's, wait, that's not the correct use of dialed in.

00:20:48.000 She's dialing it in.

00:20:50.000 Right.

00:20:50.000 It's, she's not present in any of these scenes.

00:20:53.000 I bet she's on...

00:20:55.000 Oh, my God.

00:20:56.000 I just had an epiphany.

00:20:57.000 She's on Lexapro.

00:20:58.000 They're all on Lexapro.

00:21:00.000 And it's removed her from reality, so there's no heart in her acting.

00:21:04.000 Yeah.

00:21:06.000 Because I know she's, I knew a guy that worked with her a long time ago, and he said she had zero romantic interest in anyone at all, which to me means daddy touched me in my swimsuit area.

00:21:18.000 And he said she ordered two large pizzas and devoured them.

00:21:21.000 Oh, right.

00:21:21.000 And he said, he was Australian too.

00:21:23.000 He's like, you're right.

00:21:24.000 And she goes, sorry, I just love food.

00:21:31.000 Huh.

00:21:32.000 Dang.

00:21:34.000 Speaking of fives, I got a lot of flack from you baby monsters about that woman who I said was a 10. 1.00

00:21:41.000 I'm going to change my rating.

00:21:43.000 You're right.

00:21:44.000 She's an 11.

00:21:45.000 Wow.

00:21:46.000 She's a fucking 11.

00:21:48.000 She's literally perfect.

00:21:50.000 There's nothing we could do to improve her.

00:21:54.000 You know a girl is pretty when you catch yourself planning a kidnapping and wondering how long it would take for her to stop hating you and eventually accept that you're not a bad guy.

00:22:05.000 I'm thinking two years.

00:22:08.000 And I'd feed her well.

00:22:10.000 Maybe I could lie and say there's a nuclear war like John Goodman.

00:22:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:17.000 So yeah, check out this picture of her playing the drums. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Blow it up a little bit more.

00:22:27.000 I mean, how could you improve that?

00:22:36.000 She's perfection.

00:22:39.000 Maybe her nose isn't as great in real life.

00:22:43.000 There's only about four more that I...

00:22:47.000 There she is there, being perfect.

00:22:48.000 Look at her black hair. 1.00

00:22:54.000 I don't care what music.

00:22:56.000 They could be doing abortions and I would be transfixed.

00:23:00.000 Go ahead, do a third trimester abortion, and I'll still watch you. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Abortion tutorial videos? 0.56

00:23:07.000 I'm afraid she's still not.

00:23:08.000 You know what's great about this abortion debate, by the way?

00:23:11.000 All the moderates are learning how horrible it is.

00:23:13.000 Wait, don't cut off their cute little Tootsies. 1.00

00:23:19.000 They're being fetishized.

00:23:28.000 Look at her smile.

00:23:30.000 Next.

00:23:32.000 I put a whole bunch together.

00:23:33.000 I've been simping out on her all morning.

00:23:36.000 Yeah, the moderates are learning what abortion is.

00:23:38.000 Like, I was talking to this chick in the bar who's a liberal, and she goes, I thought we were all on the same page that after it has to be before four months.

00:23:46.000 And I was like, no, it's nine months, my dear, and it's third trimester.

00:23:49.000 And they take out the pieces, like cut the spinal cord, and then they take out the head and the arm, and they keep dragging out pieces.

00:23:56.000 Then they reassemble it on a tray to make sure they didn't leave like a hand in there.

00:24:00.000 And the bartender was so mortified, he walked out of the bar.

00:24:06.000 So this is good.

00:24:06.000 I'm glad about this leak.

00:24:08.000 I think it was a dumb move by the libs.

00:24:12.000 Pro-life radical extremists.

00:24:17.000 Look at that headline.

00:24:20.000 He's blasting extremists and saying you can kill a fucking baby.

00:24:27.000 A newborn.

00:24:30.000 And that is even considered too right-wing these days.

00:24:33.000 They're talking about 10 months after it's born.

00:24:39.000 Oh my God.

00:24:41.000 Imagine someone had aborted that.

00:24:45.000 She looks like a Korean-Jewish Russian.

00:24:49.000 She looks French is what she looks like. 1.00

00:24:51.000 She looks like Beatrice Dahl in Betty Blue.

00:24:54.000 Wait, go.

00:24:54.000 I think there's one more.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, look at that picture on the right.

00:24:59.000 I think Beatrice Dahl is officially the most beautiful woman in the world back when she was at Betty Blue.

00:25:05.000 She's pretty intense now, but she's fucking old. 1.00

00:25:08.000 I'm ugly now, too.

00:25:12.000 You probably couldn't handle that.

00:25:15.000 Handle that.

00:25:16.000 You'd probably piss your pants.

00:25:18.000 I'd piss on her pants. 0.99

00:25:22.000 Look at the trailer for Betty Blue.

00:25:30.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:25:33.000 This is a really good movie, by the way.

00:25:35.000 It's about this guy madly in love with this incredible woman who's a fucking psycho.

00:25:40.000 Is this a perfume commercial?

00:25:42.000 Have you...

00:25:43.000 This looks like not a movie.

00:25:46.000 Okay, never mind.

00:25:48.000 This is a movie.

00:25:50.000 Thank you, Ryan.

00:26:02.000 We've all dated girls like that, right?

00:26:06.000 Okay, let's start the show.

00:26:10.000 We got to talk about this mass shooter.

00:26:12.000 It's a very big day.

00:26:13.000 Might have an extra long app.

00:26:16.000 Right.

00:26:16.000 So, truck comes in from here.

00:26:20.000 Over yonder.

00:26:23.000 You should have had that.

00:26:26.000 You doing good?

00:26:29.000 What the fuck have you done?

00:26:32.000 What was that?

00:26:32.000 I ruined it.

00:26:33.000 We'll do it again.

00:26:35.000 Okay.

00:26:37.000 Sorry about this, folks.

00:26:38.000 He has to learn.

00:26:40.000 You're going to learn today.

00:26:41.000 So it comes from here.

00:26:43.000 It goes there.

00:26:44.000 Comes from the heart.

00:26:46.000 I'm going to just draw an arrow on the desk so I never forget I did.

00:26:57.000 Bye-bye!

00:27:00.000 The world is going insane.

00:27:02.000 I saw SNL was making fun of Joe Biden and said, is it just me or is the world sounding like the beginning of a Mad Max movie?

00:27:10.000 A pandemic has taken over the country, the planet.

00:27:16.000 Children can't eat.

00:27:17.000 Women are forced to breed. 1.00

00:27:19.000 And there's a gas shortage.

00:27:21.000 Men will kill for gas. 0.90

00:27:22.000 And we're all under the leadership of a man known simply as Joe.

00:27:28.000 And it's true. 0.56

00:27:29.000 Every time you look at the newspaper, you go, has the wood lost his damn mind?

00:27:36.000 Like, first of all, everyone is high, 1-6.

00:27:39.000 We're at up to 300 overdoses every single day.

00:27:43.000 Of course, the focus is on white supremacy, which I think probably generates more white supremacy. 0.51

00:27:49.000 But listen to this woman. 0.72

00:27:52.000 Typical day in San Francisco.

00:27:54.000 Hi, can I have my trash can back?

00:27:57.000 Yeah, when I'm done with it.

00:27:58.000 What are you doing with it?

00:27:59.000 I'm about to pick up the secret button.

00:28:01.000 No, I want my trash can back.

00:28:03.000 It's expensive.

00:28:05.000 I'll bring that.

00:28:06.000 What, you want to get in it?

00:28:08.000 What do you mean?

00:28:08.000 I want my mom.

00:28:10.000 You got insurance.

00:28:11.000 You buy insurance, huh?

00:28:13.000 It's expensive.

00:28:15.000 I bet it is.

00:28:16.000 It's expensive.

00:28:16.000 I bet it is.

00:28:18.000 I bet it was.

00:28:20.000 I bet it's going to be.

00:28:21.000 Can I please have my trash can back?

00:28:27.000 Is anyone punching him in the face?

00:28:34.000 Can I have my trash can back?

00:28:38.000 Oh, my God!

00:28:41.000 Okay, so that's one example, right?

00:28:44.000 And then at the same time, we've castrated cops, and people just feel this compulsion to break the law.

00:28:50.000 We have a quick Ethan Nordine call.

00:28:53.000 Oh, let me pass that over to you.

00:28:57.000 Just wants to set up something real quick.

00:29:00.000 Yellow.

00:29:02.000 Hey, how's it going?

00:29:04.000 Good, man.

00:29:05.000 What's up?

00:29:07.000 Oh, well, I'm just calling you from Northern Neck again.

00:29:10.000 I wanted to let people know that we're going to be starting tomorrow on the 17th through the 24th.

00:29:15.000 We're going to be doing a spiritual fast where we're just going to be drinking water.

00:29:20.000 I got 10 in all January 6th prisoners with me doing this.

00:29:26.000 And we're just going to ask the community if they want to lift us up in prayer, pray for truth during this whole thing, that it be revealed.

00:29:35.000 And if they want to join in, if they feel that they can join in with that, feel free.

00:29:43.000 But we're just going to be doing that.

00:29:46.000 And I just want to let people know.

00:29:47.000 I'm in.

00:29:49.000 We'll do it here.

00:29:50.000 We'll pray for you and we'll join you in the spiritual fast.

00:29:55.000 Yeah, that'd be great.

00:29:57.000 Let's do it.

00:29:58.000 How'd you get in touch with all the other prisoners?

00:30:00.000 I thought that's forbidden.

00:30:03.000 You know, we have our way of communicating around here, just getting the word out.

00:30:08.000 Yeah, I mean, I think everybody feels kind of at this point that it's a spiritual battle.

00:30:11.000 You look around everything that's going on right now.

00:30:14.000 I think everybody's kind of on board with really fighting this thing on a spiritual level.

00:30:20.000 So I felt like this was the best way to do it.

00:30:22.000 You know what's weird?

00:30:23.000 Right before you called, I was talking about how the world has lost its damn mind and we're in a psychotic mental breakdown crisis.

00:30:32.000 It really is.

00:30:33.000 I mean, and you know as well as I do, you know, for years you try to have a logical conversation with people who associate with this crazy-minded, you know, rhetoric, and there's just no logic.

00:30:44.000 It's a religion to them.

00:30:45.000 And so I think you just, you fight religion with religion at this point.

00:30:50.000 Yeah, yeah, that's the only way.

00:30:52.000 I mean, we're talking, Eric Adams was just blasting extremists who don't think you should have an abortion at nine months.

00:30:59.000 I know.

00:31:00.000 And nobody's having that conversation.

00:31:02.000 It's just the right to an abortion. 1.00

00:31:05.000 And I think a lot of people aren't even aware that really the reality is, is, yeah, people advocating for late-term abortion.

00:31:13.000 And that's just, I mean, human sacrifice at that point.

00:31:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:19.000 Okay, man.

00:31:20.000 Well, it's officially announced.

00:31:21.000 You're live on the show.

00:31:23.000 And we're with you 100%.

00:31:26.000 All right.

00:31:27.000 Well, I appreciate that very much, guys.

00:31:29.000 Right on, dude.

00:31:30.000 Later, dude.

00:31:33.000 Now, a bunch of important things happen when you're fasting that are very beneficial for you.

00:31:36.000 Just look it up.

00:31:37.000 And I'm going to be doing this as well.

00:31:39.000 And it's not going to be easy, but it's going to be worth it, I feel.

00:31:43.000 You're going to have to cheat, though.

00:31:45.000 I have never seen a Puerto Rican deprive themselves of anything.

00:31:48.000 That's a good point.

00:31:49.000 You're not exactly the masters of delayed gratification.

00:31:52.000 So let's stick with that same thing that Ethan was talking about, the world gone, lost his damn mind.

00:31:58.000 Look at this clip of these guys fucking with cops.

00:32:02.000 This all leads into the math shooter.

00:32:06.000 I mean, what are you doing, dude?

00:32:15.000 That's a cop car.

00:32:22.000 What?

00:32:26.000 What?

00:32:31.000 Wow.

00:32:33.000 Look at this guy.

00:32:35.000 Fuck you, pig. 1.00

00:32:37.000 I'll fuck you up.

00:32:39.000 Okay, kill him.

00:32:46.000 This is me walking up to a cop car.

00:32:56.000 Are you gonna do something about that?

00:33:01.000 We're waiting.

00:33:04.000 Oh, yeah, fuck you, by the way.

00:33:07.000 If you didn't get the point, and for dessert, fuck you.

00:33:14.000 All right, so that brings us to the mass shooter.

00:33:17.000 I would just like to formally announce on the show here that if you're concerned about Western civilization, the death of tradition, the death of Christianity, put a ring on it.

00:33:27.000 Don't go shooting some nice old lady like a moron. 1.00

00:33:31.000 Make a baby.

00:33:32.000 Make five, eight, ten babies.

00:33:35.000 Then they have ten babies.

00:33:36.000 Then they have ten babies.

00:33:37.000 If you're worried about being replaced, make more.

00:33:41.000 Make love, not war.

00:33:45.000 But this is so perfectly in line with the way that the media portrays all of us that we're going to be hearing about this for a very, very long time.

00:33:57.000 This is going to be a big deal.

00:33:59.000 They're already sort of changing the narrative.

00:34:01.000 Word gets out that he was a, got out that he was a communist and he called himself authoritative left or something, left authoritarian, left-wing authoritarian.

00:34:10.000 So now his manifesto is banned, but we've got that here.

00:34:14.000 And in a second, I want to compare Waukesha.

00:34:17.000 Am I pronouncing that correctly?

00:34:18.000 I believe so, yes.

00:34:19.000 And Buffalo.

00:34:21.000 It's basically the same thing.

00:34:22.000 It was a racial hate crime, mass shooting.

00:34:26.000 But Waukesha doesn't get a visit from the president.

00:34:30.000 Buffalo does.

00:34:33.000 There was a mass shooting in a church, a Chinese church, Taiwanese, which is China.

00:34:42.000 One killed, five injured, but it's Asian on Asian crime, so it doesn't fit the narrative.

00:34:46.000 So this is already gone.

00:34:49.000 This just happened.

00:34:50.000 What is that?

00:34:51.000 Yesterday?

00:34:52.000 Happened yesterday.

00:34:53.000 It's already disappeared.

00:34:55.000 I bet you hadn't heard of this.

00:34:56.000 Had you heard of this?

00:34:57.000 I haven't heard Chinese.

00:34:58.000 I heard nothing.

00:34:58.000 And I get news updates, like annoying amount of news updates.

00:35:02.000 Not heard a peep.

00:35:04.000 Especially at my Asian meetings.

00:35:06.000 They glossed over it.

00:35:08.000 Yeah, the only thing that will stop this story, this buffalo shooter, from becoming the most talked about thing in the world is if we find out more leftist stuff.

00:35:21.000 I was talking to Milo about it this morning.

00:35:23.000 I go, do you think the feds did this?

00:35:24.000 And he goes, there's not one massive shooting without some sort of Fed fingerprints somewhere on it.

00:35:31.000 Maybe they were egging him on.

00:35:34.000 Maybe they pretended to be friends online and said, you should do something, man.

00:35:37.000 You should blow some shit up.

00:35:39.000 I could believe that.

00:35:41.000 I could believe that.

00:35:42.000 But you can egg me on all you want.

00:35:44.000 I'm not shooting anyone.

00:35:46.000 So there was already something there.

00:35:47.000 We're going to try to get into that.

00:35:49.000 I saw some people have been digging up his old Reddits, his old Reddit posts.

00:35:55.000 And they've all been deleted, but you can still see them in this form.

00:35:59.000 And one of the lines is really strange.

00:36:01.000 He said, ha, how can one race of quote-unquote humans be such idiots?

00:36:06.000 They are clearly inferior to BIPOC, black indigenous people of color. 1.00

00:36:13.000 I hate white people, fragile white crackers. 1.00

00:36:18.000 Lots of talk about tactical gear.

00:36:20.000 That's mostly what he talks about.

00:36:21.000 In fact, I think it saved him because I think one of the security guards shot at him and his tactical gear saved him.

00:36:28.000 17B, he chose New York because he knew people wouldn't be armed.

00:36:32.000 That's not good for the narrative.

00:36:34.000 So we've got to hide that.

00:36:35.000 This guy may have been set up by feds to be the poster boy of how evil and racist America is, but it might not be working because he was so crazy.

00:36:45.000 He was all over the map.

00:36:46.000 He was definitely anti-Semitic and racist.

00:36:48.000 But he was also a lot of other things.

00:36:50.000 And he also chose a place because they wouldn't have guns.

00:36:54.000 Buffalo Killer says he specifically chose New York because their gun control laws meant legally armed civilians would be limited to 10-round magazines.

00:37:02.000 Also, he chose for the black population.

00:37:04.000 Then they interviewed some guy in the street about it.

00:37:06.000 He's like, yeah, I wish we had more guns.

00:37:39.000 Whoops.

00:37:40.000 That's inconvenient.

00:37:41.000 They also, they're trying to blame Tucker.

00:37:42.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:37:44.000 But he hated Fox News.

00:37:45.000 He said it was Fox Jews.

00:37:47.000 He said, Jews run Fox News.

00:37:49.000 Fuck it.

00:37:49.000 Fuck conservatives.

00:37:51.000 So that's unfortunate.

00:37:52.000 They really wish that he was wearing a Tucker shirt or something.

00:37:55.000 Every time these happen, by the way, I go, please don't be a proud boy.

00:37:58.000 Please don't be a proud boy.

00:37:59.000 Please don't be a proud boy.

00:38:02.000 He was also wearing the Nazi symbol, the black sun, on his uniform.

00:38:08.000 Uniform on one of his chest plates.

00:38:10.000 I don't think he was wearing this at the shooting, but he did often wear it.

00:38:13.000 And that's the same as the Ukraine that we're supposed to stand with. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Right?

00:38:19.000 Go to 20.

00:38:22.000 Picture in the third image is Dennis Prokopenko, a commander of the Azov Battalion on the cover of their official publication, Black Sun.

00:38:30.000 That's the name of that logo.

00:38:31.000 It's called Black Sun.

00:38:34.000 He's a hunk.

00:38:35.000 What a hot Nazi.

00:38:36.000 A Hazy, yeah.

00:38:41.000 So, yeah, we don't know how much the feds were involved.

00:38:44.000 This guy is all over the map politically.

00:38:46.000 He's not a perfect scapegoat or whatever you want to call him, a perfect symbol of how evil and racist America is.

00:38:55.000 But what I want to take a moment to focus on is the way Waukesha Was treated.

00:39:01.000 Daryl Brooks murdered, what was it, six people?

00:39:05.000 And the way this has been treated.

00:39:07.000 Let's make it a green screen segment, shall we?

00:39:22.000 Oh, I guess I should have my notes.

00:39:25.000 Want me to run them to you?

00:39:26.000 Yeah.

00:39:27.000 There's Daryl Brooks right there, a rapper who is very vocal about...

00:39:33.000 No, the green screen notes.

00:39:34.000 It says green screen notes.

00:39:35.000 Oh, okay.

00:39:38.000 No, dummy.

00:39:39.000 It says go to the green screen.

00:39:42.000 They printed out, didn't they, a little while ago?

00:39:46.000 Are you sure that?

00:39:47.000 Oh, no, here it is.

00:39:47.000 Here it is.

00:39:48.000 Sorry.

00:39:48.000 I'm the dummy.

00:39:50.000 You big dummy.

00:39:51.000 There's Daryl Brooks, likely a big dummy.

00:39:55.000 He, by the way, had a criminal.

00:39:57.000 Well, let's go through all the different things.

00:39:58.000 So I'm going to look at a few different categories and compare Waukesha with Buffalo.

00:40:04.000 So let's look at the first thing, the criminal records, right?

00:40:08.000 Daryl Brooks had a very long criminal record.

00:40:12.000 He was a career criminal, really.

00:40:14.000 His charges go back to 1999, including drug possession, obstructing an officer, battery, and bail jumping.

00:40:21.000 One of my favorites was he ran over a woman with his car.

00:40:28.000 He did jail time for that.

00:40:31.000 And interesting thing about him is he was released by this very progressive DA.

00:40:40.000 What's his name?

00:40:41.000 John Gisham or something?

00:40:44.000 Or the Fox News thing?

00:40:46.000 I didn't number any of these.

00:40:50.000 Chisholm.

00:40:50.000 Yeah, John Chisholm.

00:40:52.000 So John Chisholm is part of the same progressive DA cabal that's sort of head by Chessa Bowdin, who is the Weather Underground kid.

00:41:02.000 He was the child of the guys who pulled off that massive Brinks heist where they were going to give it to black power groups, the money that they robbed from the Brinks truck. 0.94

00:41:10.000 And then Bill Ayers adopted the boy because Kathy Bowdoin went to jail for that.

00:41:14.000 Bill Ayers raised Chessa Bowdin, and he's sort of the Fonzarelli, the leader of these progressive DAs.

00:41:23.000 And that progressive DA, there he is.

00:41:25.000 So there's the, go up a bit.

00:41:27.000 There's John celebrating Chessa.

00:41:31.000 They're bros.

00:41:32.000 They're the same person, basically.

00:41:34.000 And John is responsible for Daryl Brooks getting out on this stupid bail reform because he decided that bail is racist.

00:41:43.000 And then, ironically, they let out a racist who goes on to murder white people in the name of fighting racism.

00:41:50.000 That's what socialism gets you, folks.

00:41:52.000 The exact opposite of what they set out to do.

00:41:57.000 But then let's look at Buffalo.

00:41:59.000 What's his name again?

00:42:00.000 The Buffalo guy?

00:42:06.000 I don't think they listed in that particular article because I don't know why.

00:42:10.000 It's a thing people want to do sometimes.

00:42:11.000 They don't want to give him the fame.

00:42:14.000 But this guy, we'll dig up his name in a second.

00:42:16.000 I can't believe I don't have his fucking name.

00:42:20.000 He did threaten to shoot up a school.

00:42:23.000 So he was brought in for a few days of psychiatric evaluation with a psychic, no less.

00:42:30.000 It was a seance.

00:42:31.000 No, psychiatric evaluation.

00:42:33.000 And they said, well, he didn't say anything too specific.

00:42:36.000 Let's let him go.

00:42:38.000 His name is Peyton Gendren.

00:42:40.000 Peyton Gendren.

00:42:42.000 That's a weird name.

00:42:44.000 So with the criminal record, Waukesha seems much worse.

00:42:48.000 Next category, political stance.

00:42:51.000 Now, we've already touched on this quite a bit with Peyton.

00:42:54.000 Nope, that's not the correct thing.

00:42:57.000 Political.

00:42:58.000 Ryan, you're showing all the shit here.

00:43:02.000 The political, the politics of the Waukesha guy, Daryl Brooks, were black Hebrew Israelite, pretty typical of black extremists, hated white people, seemed to specifically hate old white people. 0.81

00:43:15.000 And that's who he killed.

00:43:19.000 He had no manifesto per se, very racist dude, but he rapped a lot, and he posted on social media.

00:43:25.000 And some of his rap lyrics include, they're going to need a cleaner for the shit we did.

00:43:30.000 All my killers, Gacy, where them bodies hid. 0.78

00:43:35.000 So I guess he's implying that he has a whole crew of murderers and they hide bodies, as many bodies as, say, John Wayne Gacy had.

00:43:42.000 He also says, sliding through the city with no safety on, implying that he's driving around getting ready to kill people.

00:43:50.000 Great.

00:43:51.000 So his political stance is, I hate white people, and I assume it includes some sort of socialist concepts like land for blacks and reparations. 0.73

00:44:01.000 You know, this whole racist shit that they inject into black people's psyche, it just breeds this animosity where they think, I built this country and you're rich, so I need reparations.

00:44:15.000 And that's why all black radical groups involve free land and free money because the media has brainwashed them and told them that we took all their shit and they built my house and they bought my car and they're the reason I have a home to live in.

00:44:29.000 Well, it's their home then.

00:44:32.000 The political stances of the Buffalo guy, Peyton.

00:44:35.000 Is it Peyton?

00:44:36.000 Peyton.

00:44:38.000 As we've been discussing them, they're all over the map.

00:44:41.000 Incredibly racist.

00:44:43.000 He hates conservatism.

00:44:44.000 Thinks Fox News run by Jews. 1.00

00:44:46.000 We've got his manifesto here, though.

00:44:47.000 I sent it to you separately, Ryan.

00:44:49.000 It's texted to you.

00:44:52.000 Yeah, it's got the black sun at the top.

00:44:55.000 A lot of stuff about Jews.

00:44:58.000 A crazy amount about Jews. 1.00

00:45:00.000 And anti-Semitism is a philosophical rut.

00:45:04.000 You get into this concept where you notice that the guys that you have a problem with are disproportionately Jewish, and you go, okay, then it's a Jewish plan. 0.95

00:45:15.000 You know my stance on this.

00:45:18.000 The problem is white people in general, elite whites. 0.59

00:45:23.000 They are disproportionately Jewish.

00:45:24.000 Yes, Jews are only like 2.5, 3% of the population.

00:45:27.000 They're probably, I don't know, 40% of the elites or something.

00:45:31.000 But plenty of the bad guys have mech for last names or Irish or plenty of the bad guys, the rich white elites, aren't even white. 0.57

00:45:41.000 They're like Iranian immigrants or they're posh Moroccans or they're rich Lebanese or something. 0.98

00:45:48.000 Plenty of our allies are Hispanics like Cubans and people that have lived under socialist dictatorships like Venezuelans.

00:45:58.000 The reason Jews are more represented in the elite is because they have higher IQs. 0.62

00:46:04.000 Sorry, you could, that's perfectly reasonable to say about a group of people.

00:46:10.000 They breed for it.

00:46:11.000 In Israel, brawn isn't as important as brain.

00:46:15.000 And over generations, that tends to affect IQ.

00:46:18.000 If you look at Arabs, they have the opposite. 1.00

00:46:21.000 And they put brawn over brains.

00:46:24.000 And that's why Palestinians are so much stupider than Israelis. 1.00

00:46:27.000 It's evolution, folks.

00:46:30.000 And, you know, I get frustrated with black Americans when they blame white people for all their problems. 0.53

00:46:36.000 And they see these whites as controlling everything. 0.70

00:46:38.000 And it's the exact same thing with anti-Semitism.

00:46:40.000 It's a fucking idiotic rut.

00:46:43.000 And eventually, if you're a psycho, you get in this rut and you want to go murder people because of the Jews. 0.97

00:46:50.000 The Jews. 0.64

00:46:51.000 They blame you if it rains on your birthday.

00:46:54.000 So your problem is with elite whites.

00:46:57.000 And elite whites have a trait that has been the, my life goal is to figure this out.

00:47:03.000 But for some reason, whites are the only race that come with a self-destruct button. 0.76

00:47:08.000 They want to walk off a cliff.

00:47:11.000 Japanese might be like that, but not really.

00:47:14.000 You don't hear Mexicans talking about the horrible things they did as conquistadors to the Aztecs.

00:47:19.000 It doesn't come up.

00:47:21.000 But whites can't wait to castigate themselves.

00:47:25.000 They can't wait to self-flagellate.

00:47:31.000 They just hate themselves.

00:47:32.000 I don't know.

00:47:33.000 It must be, I mean, I think it's genetic at this point.

00:47:35.000 But for some reason, God built in a thing where we have our own tower of Babel. 0.60

00:47:39.000 And when we get too successful, we start sabotaging ourselves.

00:47:43.000 So white guys like Peyton see this self-sabotage and they assume it's a certain type of white person.

00:47:50.000 No, it's rich, successful white people want to wipe out rich, successful white people. 0.98

00:47:56.000 I don't know why.

00:47:57.000 And as far as the replacement theory goes, that's his number one political drive here.

00:48:04.000 It is going on.

00:48:05.000 It is a thing, but it's not what the lunatics say it is.

00:48:09.000 The lunatics say Jews control the world, control the West, and they want to eradicate whites by importing Mexicans and promoting race mixing.

00:48:20.000 That's not true.

00:48:21.000 What is true is the white population is dwindling, yes. 0.87

00:48:25.000 And there is a strange push to be racist towards whites in commercials.

00:48:30.000 It's really pushed.

00:48:30.000 Race mixing is pushed on commercials.

00:48:33.000 It doesn't really happen, though.

00:48:34.000 Only about 3% of whites marry outside their race.

00:48:37.000 It's kind of a mythical thing.

00:48:38.000 And this whole concept, too, of the browning of America, which these elite whites love to talk about, it doesn't really happen.

00:48:45.000 America's too white. 0.77

00:48:46.000 So too brown, I mean. 1.00

00:48:48.000 It's too white, T-O-O, T-O brown. 0.53

00:48:52.000 What happens is, say you're Chinese, like look at Elton John's wife, right? 0.99

00:48:57.000 He married an Asian woman.

00:48:59.000 They had sort of white-looking kids.

00:49:00.000 Those white kids married white women. 1.00

00:49:02.000 Now that kid doesn't look remotely white. 0.76

00:49:05.000 Like my kids, one of them looks like an Indian.

00:49:08.000 The other two look white.

00:49:10.000 And when they marry whites, they'll all be white. 0.98

00:49:11.000 So you don't really see browning.

00:49:13.000 So it's not really a thing, though it is pushed for some bizarre reason.

00:49:17.000 And then here's the crux of the immigration thing.

00:49:19.000 I think it's very important to understand.

00:49:21.000 Yes, the Dems are importing hordes and hordes of Mexicans because they want votes. 0.88

00:49:28.000 That is changing the demographics.

00:49:31.000 But they're not doing it because of the demographics.

00:49:33.000 They don't give a fuck about demographics.

00:49:35.000 All they care about is winning.

00:49:37.000 And to win, you need to get votes.

00:49:40.000 If we were next to a poor white country like Latvia or fucking Georgia and Russia or any other poor white country, they would let that group pour in. 0.99

00:49:53.000 And then we wouldn't be changing.

00:49:55.000 Our race demographics wouldn't be changing.

00:49:57.000 It would just be culture.

00:49:58.000 But they wouldn't give a fuck about that.

00:49:59.000 So it's not like they're out to get white people.

00:50:02.000 White people are ethnomasochistic is one thing. 1.00

00:50:06.000 A second separate thing is that the Dems are importing Mexicans to get more votes. 0.77

00:50:11.000 And the fact that that's making the white population diluted, okay. 0.78

00:50:17.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:50:18.000 It's not a plan.

00:50:20.000 Anyway, so the political stance gets a lot of focus here because it's sort of the crux of the whole thing.

00:50:25.000 Let's look at the president's response.

00:50:28.000 Waukesha, Jen Saki said it's too expensive to go to Wisconsin.

00:50:35.000 Sacky says Biden has no plans to visit Waukesha after the deadly Christmas parade attack at this time because sending the president to a community requires a lot of assets.

00:50:45.000 What a fucking shitty liar she is. 1.00

00:50:47.000 The real reason, by the way, the media hides this kind of shit is they think it would start a race war.

00:50:52.000 They think it would start maybe a mass shooting in Buffalo or something for revenge.

00:50:56.000 No, the opposite is true, folks.

00:50:58.000 When you hide something like this and you sweep it under the rug, mental patients, lunatics, racists, anti-Semitic madmen feel powerless and they go, this isn't getting covered.

00:51:11.000 I have to do something.

00:51:12.000 And then they go out and shoot something.

00:51:14.000 So I'm going to end this in a second, and I'm going to focus on media culpability in this.

00:51:21.000 So yes, she said it's too expensive to go to Wisconsin, but he's going to Buffalo tomorrow.

00:51:30.000 So I guess they found some money.

00:51:33.000 You can send $40 billion to Ukraine, but you can't send anything to, there's a B in the studio.

00:51:40.000 But you can't send anything to, you can't afford to fly to Wisconsin.

00:51:47.000 And then finally, as I foretold, media coverage.

00:51:52.000 So Waukesha came and went very fast.

00:51:55.000 Daryl Brooks, you're not going to see that face or remember it soon.

00:51:59.000 Peyton's face, you're going to see for a very long time.

00:52:02.000 Just like Kyle Rittenhouse, we're going to be going over and over.

00:52:05.000 I think the Washington Post had nine articles about this today, and not one of them mentioned his proclivity for leftism.

00:52:13.000 But if you recall, with Waukesha, the media started a rumor that the whole thing was just an accident and he was fleeing a crime.

00:52:21.000 He just turned left instead of right.

00:52:23.000 Meanwhile, this guy had been talking about killing old people and had a history of running over people with his car and had rapped about driving through neighborhoods with the safety off.

00:52:34.000 But no, he was just turned right.

00:52:36.000 It was actually the police's fault.

00:52:38.000 So the police obviously don't like that stupid rumor.

00:52:40.000 So the chief of police, who's a black guy, had to get out and say, no, he was not fleeing a crime. 0.63

00:52:46.000 This was premeditated.

00:52:47.000 He went at those people.

00:52:49.000 And then, so the media dropped that, and then they changed it to blaming the car.

00:52:55.000 It was a car attack.

00:52:58.000 Why the car attack in Waukesha worries experts?

00:53:02.000 It kind of worked on me, because for a while there, I would see a maroon Subaru, and I'd be like, you fucking son of a bitch.

00:53:10.000 You want to look at the searches, too?

00:53:12.000 If you search Waukesha, Waukesha, Wisconsin, nothing on the first page about anything about Tubara.

00:53:19.000 Terrible.

00:53:19.000 That's intense.

00:53:20.000 And then you look at Buffalo, New York, you got to scroll just one little thing down.

00:53:24.000 You got all of this.

00:53:26.000 Wow.

00:53:28.000 You know, when I was in China proper, mainland China, Beijing I was in?

00:53:32.000 No, Singapore.

00:53:33.000 When I was in Singapore, I Google imaged Tiananmen Square, expecting the picture of the guy standing in front of the tank.

00:53:40.000 Never, nowhere, gone.

00:53:42.000 It's just beautiful pictures of their Tiananmen skyline.

00:53:44.000 So we've reached Chinese communist levels of propaganda here.

00:53:51.000 And then, of course, the media coverage we're all experiencing today was not called a gun attack.

00:53:57.000 They are removing all his shit because he made some leftist comments, so they can't control that narrative.

00:54:04.000 And they're focusing on the white supremacy as the biggest problem in America.

00:54:08.000 That's why I think the feds might have egged him on, because this point about the biggest threat to our country is white supremacy has been laughable.

00:54:17.000 So the feds need something, an example.

00:54:20.000 I think it's a good theory that the feds egged him on.

00:54:23.000 The Buffalo shooters' views are mainstream on the right.

00:54:26.000 Yeah.

00:54:28.000 Oh, that's Salon? 0.50

00:54:29.000 That was Washington Post, the first one.

00:54:31.000 Oh, right.

00:54:32.000 So the new thing is blaming Tucker Carlson, even though he thought he didn't watch Fox News because it's run by Jews. 0.73

00:54:39.000 What was that last one?

00:54:40.000 Mass shooting in Buffalo.

00:54:41.000 Tucker Carlson and other right-wing conspiracy theorists share the blame.

00:54:44.000 And isn't that stultifying irony?

00:54:48.000 When left-wing media is blaming Tucker Carlson, this guy hated Tucker Carlson and Fox News.

00:54:55.000 And I posit here that a lot of the blame can be laid on left-wing media.

00:55:01.000 When they sweep Waukesha under the rug, lunatics feel powerless and they go and kill people.

00:55:07.000 So libs, lib media, you trying to prevent something like this actually made it happen.

00:55:13.000 Way to go.

00:55:30.000 I had a fight with my son yesterday.

00:55:33.000 Laundry related?

00:55:35.000 No, I go, let's go to the Mets.

00:55:36.000 He goes, I'm not going.

00:55:38.000 What?

00:55:40.000 I go, he goes, it's in the day.

00:55:43.000 I'm not going to miss school.

00:55:45.000 What?

00:55:46.000 And I go, that's crazy.

00:55:49.000 Well, you're wrong that it's in the day, but you're right that you're not going.

00:55:54.000 You know what you should do?

00:55:56.000 Parade me around as like your pride and joy.

00:55:58.000 Be like, me and Ryan are going to the game.

00:55:59.000 Duncan, can you clean up before we get back?

00:56:02.000 And, you know, it's a little messy in here.

00:56:03.000 I'll be like, later, Dunks.

00:56:05.000 And then he'll get jealous, and then you could have your son back.

00:56:08.000 No, I've been talking to other dads, and they tell me this is what happens with puberty, and you lose him for four years.

00:56:14.000 I'm going to be working at Rikers for four fucking years.

00:56:17.000 I think it is inevitable, yeah.

00:56:18.000 I was like that.

00:56:20.000 Everybody I knew was like that.

00:56:21.000 I said to him, you want an adversarial relationship?

00:56:24.000 That's fine.

00:56:25.000 I'm the king of adversarial relationships.

00:56:28.000 You're fucking with the wrong guy.

00:56:30.000 I'm not a nice man.

00:56:31.000 I'm a bad man.

00:56:33.000 Are you Poland?

00:56:34.000 Because you just started war with Hitler. 0.81

00:56:38.000 I noticed a lot of siblings that are close together, like within two years of each other, like boys, they'll remain with a good, healthy relationship with the parents all throughout, probably because they're always competing for the love of the parents.

00:56:53.000 So they never want to fall out with their parents.

00:56:55.000 I've noticed boys of within two years of age, like three brothers, they're all like chilling.

00:57:00.000 What are you basing this on?

00:57:01.000 You don't know anything or anyone.

00:57:03.000 My friend Brandon, Bo and his brother, and just like they never hit that phase, we noticed.

00:57:08.000 We're like, why do you guys like your parents?

00:57:10.000 You're fucking weird.

00:57:10.000 You're gay.

00:57:11.000 Hey, why don't you fuck them? 1.00

00:57:13.000 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 Yeah, why don't you fucking fucking parents?

00:57:15.000 So yeah.

00:57:17.000 This is the post, Eyes of a Killer, Race, Rampage.

00:57:23.000 And go to 2-1.

00:57:27.000 2-1 coming up.

00:57:31.000 Wait, why do you still have the goofy news behind me?

00:57:35.000 Oh, yeah, I can put it to the walker shop.

00:57:38.000 Congratulations.

00:57:39.000 Okay, we already showed that one, right?

00:57:41.000 Wait a minute.

00:57:42.000 Yeah, that's...

00:57:42.000 Was that 2-1?

00:57:43.000 Yeah, that is 2-1.

00:57:44.000 So go to 2-2.

00:57:46.000 Okay.

00:57:47.000 This is an opinion piece in the New York Times where they said, let's replace them.

00:57:56.000 I know reading articles is hard, but Goldberg explains exactly what she means at the end.

00:57:59.000 In a week, American voters can do to white nationalists what they fear most.

00:58:03.000 Show them they're being replaced and then go down.

00:58:07.000 We can replace them.

00:58:10.000 What?

00:58:13.000 So it's not the crazy...

00:58:15.000 The crazy part of the theory is that this is not true.

00:58:19.000 That Jews want whites to be extinct. 1.00

00:58:22.000 So they're importing Mexicans and promoting race mixing in order to end whites. 1.00

00:58:29.000 That's cuckoo.

00:58:31.000 However, white population is going down, and it is getting diluted by mass immigration, and the DNC is doing that, but for votes.

00:58:41.000 That's why.

00:58:42.000 They're not doing it to extinguish a race.

00:58:44.000 They could care less.

00:58:45.000 And I don't really come across that many people that go, we're going to be extinct soon.

00:58:50.000 Like if they meet a black conservative family, they don't go, fuck.

00:58:54.000 I can't be their friends.

00:58:55.000 Why can't that be a white conservative?

00:58:57.000 They just go, oh, hi, Jackson.

00:59:00.000 Can we get a picture together for my Facebook?

00:59:06.000 But yeah, there is a strange...

00:59:09.000 I like to separate the two too.

00:59:10.000 There's the DNC thing with the Mexicans, right? 0.99

00:59:13.000 And then there's this strange TV shit where we should not have white babies. 0.99

00:59:18.000 And that's white people doing that, elite whites, both Jewish and Goyish. 0.57

00:59:22.000 And it's fucking odd.

00:59:25.000 I think they have daddy issues and they want to shit on people, but they feel bad shitting on BIPOCs. 1.00

00:59:33.000 So they go, well, I only have one group left, whites. 1.00

00:59:35.000 So let's use them in the picture.

00:59:38.000 I was watching Halloween last night and they had a black couple and then the woman was the smart one. 1.00

00:59:45.000 And even though it's a black guy, so you got to hold them up there on a pedestal, he was an idiot. 0.52

00:59:49.000 So it was like, I'm a doctor, he's a nurse.

00:59:52.000 So there's like a sub-cuck category where, yeah, he's black and yeah, there's a black couple, but the woman is better and smarter. 1.00

00:59:59.000 And I was like, imagine if the races were reversed and there was a white woman and there's a black guy and she's like, I'm a doctor and he's just a shitty nurse. 0.72

01:00:07.000 That would be like, what did you just say?

01:00:11.000 2-4.

01:00:12.000 Fucking 2-4.

01:00:14.000 Go to 2-4, fuck.

01:00:16.000 You see a lot of articles like this.

01:00:19.000 Six reasons women love men who get a vasectomy. 0.65

01:00:23.000 And this always a white guy in the picture.

01:00:26.000 Now, lunatics like the mass shooter go, oh, they're doing that to erase white males.

01:00:31.000 No, they want less people in the world.

01:00:35.000 And I think they may even deep down want there to be less blacks.

01:00:39.000 I mean, that's the argument that you hear about from Howard Stern with abortion, where he's like, you don't want some crack baby growing up to be a criminal.

01:00:46.000 They should be able to get abortions. 1.00

01:00:47.000 He means you don't want more blacks in there. 1.00

01:00:49.000 So I think they really ultimately want less blacks.

01:00:51.000 Like the founder of Planned Parenthood said she was doing it to get rid of undesirable populations, blacks. 1.00

01:00:59.000 She did a talk at a KKK rally, for fuck's sake. 1.00

01:01:02.000 But the reason they don't put a black guy in this picture is because they're pussies and black people would get mad. 1.00

01:01:08.000 And white people take it.

01:01:09.000 That might be one of the reasons that you see so much white abuse in pop culture is because whites just take it. 0.58

01:01:20.000 Wow, that's a big number.

01:01:22.000 43 and 45.

01:01:24.000 That's disproportionate.

01:01:25.000 That's basically it.

01:01:27.000 88%.

01:01:28.000 Oh, what a funny number.

01:01:29.000 I like how there's a peace sign, though.

01:01:31.000 It's like.

01:01:33.000 We can all kill babies together, man.

01:01:36.000 Terrible.

01:01:37.000 That's terrible now.

01:01:38.000 Terrible, terrible.

01:01:40.000 Yeah, whites literally celebrate getting vasectomies. 0.96

01:01:43.000 2-5.

01:01:45.000 And you know what?

01:01:46.000 Some of this is kind of good because if you're such a cuck pussy liberal that you think you're saving the planet by cutting your balls off, good. 0.62

01:01:56.000 Don't breed. 0.98

01:01:58.000 You're all going to be extinct in a year.

01:02:00.000 So all the dummies who fall for this are all liberals.

01:02:04.000 You don't have a bunch of rednecks saying, I had a vasectomy because the ocean levels are rising.

01:02:10.000 The only thing that's rising is their boners into their wife's vagina. 1.00

01:02:14.000 That's so true.

01:02:15.000 They go to 2.6.

01:02:16.000 So fine.

01:02:17.000 Good.

01:02:18.000 Don't breed. 0.98

01:02:20.000 You have been a nightmare to be in the same country with.

01:02:22.000 I'm glad you're not having kids.

01:02:24.000 Why should never have kids? 1.00

01:02:25.000 And then, of course, what's the picture?

01:02:27.000 Pardon me?

01:02:28.000 Three positive psychology.

01:02:30.000 Same picture.

01:02:31.000 Always the same picture.

01:02:32.000 That looks just like the guy in the vasectomy article.

01:02:36.000 And then, of course, there's this push to save the planet by having less white babies. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Well, they say less babies, right?

01:02:43.000 Stop having babies, says academic.

01:02:45.000 And now, what do you think they're going to use for the picture for this?

01:02:49.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:02:51.000 Don't make those.

01:02:53.000 Wait, there's a gallery.

01:02:54.000 Maybe there's a bunch of diverse representation.

01:02:56.000 No, those are white feet.

01:02:58.000 That's a boat.

01:02:59.000 I'm the captain now.

01:03:00.000 That's what happens if you have white babies. 1.00

01:03:02.000 Oh, look at that.

01:03:03.000 People drown and they have to live on their roof.

01:03:04.000 Oh, that's interesting.

01:03:05.000 So the white baby is the cause of the temperatures. 0.99

01:03:08.000 Look at the global warming effect here.

01:03:10.000 Temperatures rose and these people of color are affected.

01:03:15.000 Those poor Indians. 1.00

01:03:16.000 They got flooded out by a baby.

01:03:19.000 Yeah, butterfly flaps his wings and the tsunami happens.

01:03:23.000 Stupid fucking butterfly.

01:03:25.000 So anyway, we're obviously not justifying this lunatic mass shooting.

01:03:29.000 We're just trying to parse together what's true and what's not because we don't want anything like this to happen.

01:03:37.000 And you know how you prevent mass shootings?

01:03:40.000 You tell the truth.

01:03:43.000 When you lie, when you obfuscate reality, lunatics see it happening and they don't know how to deal with it and they feel powerless and they go and do something horrific like this.

01:03:55.000 Oh shit.

01:03:55.000 I just remembered.

01:03:56.000 We have the footage of the shooting.

01:03:58.000 Yeah.

01:04:01.000 I'm going to be...

01:04:03.000 Looking away?

01:04:04.000 I mean, I think we should show it.

01:04:06.000 Okay.

01:04:06.000 This happened.

01:04:10.000 And so we'll just say, this is about a minute long.

01:04:13.000 It's the most horrific thing you can imagine.

01:04:15.000 It's way worse than you think.

01:04:18.000 I haven't really seen people get shot en masse before.

01:04:21.000 So this was like an electric shock.

01:04:25.000 But I think it's important that we see this because it happened.

01:04:31.000 And we're not doing this in a sensationalist way.

01:04:33.000 So if you don't want to watch this, I would suggest you just scroll forward one minute.

01:04:37.000 But we're going to watch it.

01:04:39.000 Yes.

01:04:44.000 He's so calm.

01:04:45.000 Maybe he's on pills too.

01:04:51.000 Maybe he's on Lexapro and doesn't feel anything.

01:04:55.000 Maybe the Scientologists are right about all these pharmaceuticals.

01:04:59.000 Oh, this is horrible.

01:05:00.000 Watch this.

01:05:08.000 So he shot there was like ten people injured.

01:05:11.000 Two of them were white.

01:05:24.000 Oh yeah, one of the names of oh my god.

01:05:29.000 One of the names on he wrote all these names on his gun, just like Anders Brevik.

01:05:36.000 Yeah.

01:05:37.000 And one of the names was a woman from the Dancing Grannies.

01:05:45.000 Did he stream that?

01:05:47.000 Yep, to Twitch.

01:05:49.000 It's over?

01:05:50.000 Yeah.

01:05:55.000 I mean, another reason people think it's a Fed thing is he didn't go to like any anti-white media companies or a politician who was responsible for this or anyone with any kind of power.

01:06:10.000 He just chose some nice old lady. 1.00

01:06:13.000 Is she really part of the problem?

01:06:16.000 I'm not taking his manifesto as something that should be acted upon, but it just seems so unusual.

01:06:25.000 And then what does this do now?

01:06:26.000 It makes guns harder to get, so that's good for the government.

01:06:33.000 It helps this whole narrative that racism is the number one problem in America.

01:06:37.000 Then that helps the January 6th thing seem more serious.

01:06:43.000 So we'll see.

01:06:44.000 Or will we?

01:06:45.000 We still don't know what happened in fucking Vegas.

01:06:48.000 But there's a lot not right with this.

01:06:51.000 And again, media, if you had been honest about Waukesha, maybe you wouldn't have this kind of frustration.

01:06:57.000 I guess I could keep repeating that.

01:07:00.000 There was this.

01:07:04.000 January 6th.

01:07:06.000 Buffalo supermarket shooting.

01:07:08.000 Yeah.

01:07:10.000 Well, there's the picture of mass shooters in 2021.

01:07:15.000 By the way, there was more people killed in mass shootings in Chicago this weekend than Buffalo or Waukesha.

01:07:22.000 And that's every weekend of this year.

01:07:27.000 Did I do the death toll?

01:07:28.000 This one's really good.

01:07:29.000 No, you did not.

01:07:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:07:31.000 Today I'm posting my 180-page manifesto detailing every spec and attachment from my ERA 15 that politicians are frothing from the mouth to ban.

01:07:38.000 Probably not a Fed.

01:07:39.000 It's a little gravy.

01:07:42.000 Oh, shit.

01:07:42.000 I screwed up the green screen.

01:07:46.000 You want to hit it back?

01:07:48.000 No.

01:07:50.000 I'll just say that the death toll in Waukesha was six.

01:07:53.000 At least five people have been killed and more than 40 people have been injured, including 12 children after an SUV sped through Waukesha Christmas Parade in Wisconsin.

01:08:03.000 And then Buffalo was...

01:08:06.000 So that's them there.

01:08:08.000 Oh, sorry, that's Buffalo.

01:08:09.000 10 people were killed.

01:08:10.000 The shooting at the top supermarket in East Buffalo left 10 people dead and three others wounded.

01:08:15.000 11 of the victims were black.

01:08:18.000 So I fucked that up.

01:08:21.000 Didn't I?

01:08:22.000 Didn't I?

01:08:23.000 And then there's the death toll with Walker Shaw.

01:08:27.000 Yeah.

01:08:27.000 So that woman, the woman that my picture is cropping out, she was written on his gun.

01:08:36.000 So, you know, none of these people get statues.

01:08:42.000 And none of these people get this media empathy.

01:08:46.000 And it drives crazy people more nuts.

01:08:50.000 This is all aiming towards that terrible theory that I have, where it's going to be a proxy race war happening, where it's like, all right, well, that happened.

01:08:57.000 Well, I'm going to do this.

01:08:58.000 I mean, it's been going on for a while, right, with the Rafael Ramos.

01:09:01.000 At first it was like the cops, but now it's like a race thing.

01:09:04.000 Well, I think Daryl Brooks did that parade because of the bullshit he'd been fed about white people ripping him off and ruining his life.

01:09:12.000 So he wants revenge.

01:09:15.000 And a big part of the Buffalo shooting was revenge for Waukesha.

01:09:19.000 Yeah.

01:09:19.000 So I guess we're starting.

01:09:22.000 We're starting a race war?

01:09:23.000 It could have been Breonna Taylor.

01:09:24.000 It could have been George Floyd.

01:09:26.000 It could have been any of the other criminals.

01:09:35.000 Okay, that's enough of that depressing subject.

01:09:37.000 Let's get to the mailbag.

01:09:39.000 Yeah.

01:09:42.000 Have some variety.

01:09:46.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:09:50.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:09:56.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:02.000 We'll never let him touch it.

01:10:03.000 Let's be honest.

01:10:09.000 Um, I just got a letter from Project Very Tess.

01:10:13.000 I was supposed to open for James O'Keefe at this comedy club, and the comedy club said no.

01:10:19.000 I think that might be the one where I pulled my penis out, and I'm permanently banned.

01:10:28.000 Hey, Gav, I've been a member for a few months.

01:10:30.000 Maybe you've mentioned this, but I don't know how you and Ryan met.

01:10:32.000 How did you meet?

01:10:36.000 You were just a fan, right?

01:10:38.000 A useless, retarded fan. 1.00

01:10:40.000 Well, you were the reason I joined Compound Media.

01:10:46.000 How'd you know about me?

01:10:47.000 I didn't.

01:10:48.000 I maybe heard of you from How to Be a Man.

01:10:51.000 I had a friend who was like a big fan of that movie.

01:10:54.000 But mostly, I listened to the best of from Compound Media, and then I heard you on there, and I was like, I have to hear the rest of that interview.

01:11:01.000 I'd never heard anybody say bad words and speak from the right and be convincing and compelling and funny.

01:11:10.000 So at that time, I was starting to go from a default liberal to a conservative.

01:11:16.000 And I was like, I have to hear the rest of that interview.

01:11:18.000 I forget which interview it was.

01:11:19.000 And I signed up because of you.

01:11:21.000 Because at the time, I was listening to Opie and Anthony.

01:11:23.000 And I was curious about Compound, but I wasn't like, yeah, you know, just Anthony by himself.

01:11:28.000 I'm not really sold yet.

01:11:29.000 I'll just keep Listening to ONA, but then I heard you and I signed up for it.

01:11:33.000 And the day that I went down there to do Crime Report, you were doing your 24-hour long marathon.

01:11:39.000 Remember that?

01:11:39.000 You're trying to break a world record of streaming.

01:11:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:42.000 So there was everybody there.

01:11:43.000 There was Martina Mercotta, Jack Buckby, some other comedians, Dante Nero.

01:11:48.000 Like everybody was there.

01:11:49.000 You had brought everybody in.

01:11:51.000 That was cool.

01:11:52.000 Wait, have you been talking to me?

01:11:53.000 And that was Ben Ratner's last day, too.

01:11:55.000 It was a very historic moment when we met, mind you.

01:11:59.000 Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening to any of that.

01:12:02.000 Not nice.

01:12:03.000 Not nice at all.

01:12:04.000 Some guy says you should bring back the sound effects, Ryan.

01:12:07.000 What sound effects?

01:12:08.000 Boingang?

01:12:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:12:12.000 What sound effects?

01:12:13.000 Remember that one episode we did where you're like, things are funnier with slapstick sound effects?

01:12:17.000 Like boyang and a ruga.

01:12:20.000 Okay.

01:12:20.000 I'll bring it back.

01:12:21.000 And then he says, would you rather listen to the same song on repeat every time you drive your car for the rest of your life or smoke crack once a week?

01:12:28.000 Dude, that's a good one.

01:12:39.000 I mean, I'm going to go with crack.

01:12:49.000 Crack is five minutes, uppy-downy.

01:12:52.000 You can get on with your life.

01:12:55.000 I couldn't, like, I have to drive a lot.

01:12:57.000 I drive to work.

01:12:58.000 I drive my kids around.

01:13:00.000 So that would just be torture.

01:13:02.000 And it would torture my wife and kids, too, if they were in my car. 0.99

01:13:07.000 And then crack, probably really bad for your health, but if you're doing it one hit once a week, your body probably recovers from that.

01:13:22.000 Welcome to Chewy Cracker.

01:13:24.000 No, welcome to Chewy Cracker.

01:13:26.000 We're glad you're here.

01:13:29.000 Hi, Gavin and Ryan.

01:13:30.000 Sea below backstory is I called Chewy to return a defective item.

01:13:34.000 That's a dog chew toy thing.

01:13:36.000 And I called the customer service and began to explain the situation to a woman of color, a black woman, who could not understand that I had moved since I ordered this item and needed the replacement to ship to another address. 0.87

01:13:47.000 I was telling her to look at my orders placed since.

01:13:49.000 I'm a frequent client as I have 300 galloon saltwater tank.

01:13:54.000 Oh, wait, wait.

01:13:55.000 Maybe it's a pet store in general.

01:13:58.000 Yeah.

01:13:59.000 And that the new address is there.

01:14:00.000 She could confirm it that way.

01:14:01.000 She told me, you don't understand what I'm telling you.

01:14:03.000 I can't ship to another address.

01:14:04.000 I grew impatient and told her, you don't understand what I'm telling you.

01:14:07.000 You have the new address on file and look in the orders.

01:14:10.000 This was after three laps around this part of the retarded conversation. 0.96

01:14:14.000 End of it was, she realized, and completed the replacement order.

01:14:17.000 It's on the way to me now.

01:14:18.000 Then a day later, I got an email address to Cracker.

01:14:22.000 And so, probably not a good time to be talking about black-on-white racism.

01:14:29.000 He says, what the fuck is up?

01:14:31.000 Why are you calling me this?

01:14:33.000 I'm going to report this racist bullshit.

01:14:35.000 Hey there, so sorry for the confusion.

01:14:36.000 Someone made an account with your email address and listed their name as that.

01:14:40.000 Rest assured, this account has been closed, and you will no longer hear about it moving forward.

01:14:43.000 I apologize for the confusion.

01:14:46.000 So I know exactly what happened.

01:14:47.000 Your racist black support lady didn't like that I did not take her lip the other night. 1.00

01:14:51.000 Unacceptable.

01:14:51.000 I'm not purchased from you again.

01:14:53.000 Okay, so that was unfortunate timing for that particular letter.

01:15:00.000 No, we're not doing that one.

01:15:01.000 Oh, I'm glad this came in.

01:15:03.000 Mass shooters.

01:15:05.000 This is something that should be saved in your favorites.

01:15:08.000 Just a little bit of perspective.

01:15:13.000 And, you know, the media doesn't like this, so they change it and they make it a white thing, including Fox News.

01:15:20.000 I remember seeing white nationalism is the biggest problem in America on Fox News.

01:15:24.000 And then they showed Kyle Rittenhouse and Dylan Roof and some other white dude.

01:15:30.000 I'm like, no, it's about 60% black.

01:15:34.000 This is horrific.

01:15:36.000 Yeah, we've talked about that before.

01:15:37.000 Yep.

01:15:42.000 Here's a bit of levity.

01:15:43.000 What up, G-Dog?

01:15:44.000 I made a quick chart rating sandals from most offensive to mildly offensive.

01:15:48.000 Did I hit the nail on the head?

01:15:49.000 Or would you make changes?

01:15:51.000 Well, first of all, no one really minds women in sandals. 0.99

01:15:54.000 So I don't know why six even exists.

01:15:56.000 Sandals are fine on chicks.

01:15:58.000 Flip-flops get a little annoying, especially when their feet get all dirty on the bottom.

01:16:03.000 So let's cut out six entirely.

01:16:05.000 Throw that in the garbage. 0.89

01:16:06.000 Flip-flops are the least annoying, so they should be five.

01:16:11.000 Otherwise, you're right.

01:16:13.000 Kill six, switch four and five, and one and two and three are very correct. 1.00

01:16:19.000 Sports sandals.

01:16:20.000 You know those things reek?

01:16:22.000 Oof.

01:16:23.000 Because they're not made of like plastic.

01:16:25.000 Yeah, so it absorbs all the foot sweat.

01:16:29.000 Now you've got the worst of both worlds.

01:16:32.000 But that Birkenstocks really are just like, they're depressing.

01:16:36.000 And then Crocs.

01:16:36.000 Everyone in the black community is wearing Crocs these days.

01:16:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:41.000 You wear Crocs.

01:16:42.000 I do.

01:16:43.000 You haven't rocked your Crocs in a long time, bro.

01:16:45.000 I haven't rocked my Crocs in a while, but I will come in the summer.

01:16:48.000 Why'd you stop rocking Crocs?

01:16:49.000 Well, every time I go to the mall, I try to dress in sweatpants and like in Crocs.

01:16:55.000 Why?

01:16:55.000 To fit in.

01:16:58.000 When in Rome.

01:17:00.000 Yeah, okay.

01:17:05.000 Or from going to the beach.

01:17:06.000 I work in a business casual dress environment, and while some colleagues wear zipper hoodies and sweaters when it's cold, I started wearing a blazer or a suit coat.

01:17:11.000 It was going great until the elbow started to wear out.

01:17:14.000 I'm not sure what to do.

01:17:15.000 Elbow pads seem a no-go, except maybe with twill.

01:17:18.000 Are these coats all just junk now?

01:17:19.000 Absolutely not, dude.

01:17:22.000 Elbow pads, elbow patches are fantastic on any suit.

01:17:27.000 You just like on this suit, you would use, you know, an off-white kind of a patch.

01:17:32.000 And nothing looks better than utility.

01:17:34.000 If something serves a purpose, that's the best kind of fashion.

01:17:39.000 It's superfluous things like four scarves that annoy people because there's no point to them.

01:17:43.000 Or when someone has like a sweater on and shorts or like a winter jacket and flip-flops, that's annoying because there's no utility there.

01:17:52.000 There's no logic.

01:17:53.000 Your top of your body is cold, but your feet are hot?

01:17:58.000 No.

01:17:59.000 But if you genuinely need elbow patches, by all means.

01:18:03.000 And don't sew them yourself.

01:18:04.000 Obviously, you have a Chinese person do that. 0.98

01:18:08.000 Like Ryan.

01:18:13.000 Oh, here's an interesting one.

01:18:15.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm 29.

01:18:17.000 My wife and I mutually separated about three years ago and started seeing other people.

01:18:20.000 In hindsight, it was a huge, dumb mistake.

01:18:23.000 Cheaper to keep her, boys.

01:18:25.000 Don't get divorced.

01:18:26.000 You can have a bad year.

01:18:28.000 You can sleep in another bed.

01:18:31.000 Don't get divorced.

01:18:34.000 It hurts the kids.

01:18:36.000 This isn't all about you, by the way.

01:18:38.000 The kids have, at best, half a dad.

01:18:42.000 At worst, you get Wednesdays and every second weekend.

01:18:46.000 Wednesdays, you're done work at like seven.

01:18:49.000 You eat a meal and they go to bed.

01:18:51.000 They want to be in their own bed.

01:18:52.000 They're bummed about being at your house or whatever you are.

01:18:55.000 And then the weekends, they miss their friends.

01:18:58.000 And every second weekend, that's like a good uncle.

01:19:03.000 Anyway, now she wants me back. 0.63

01:19:06.000 After three years of dating hell, we've both realized that we love each other and want to have a family together.

01:19:11.000 Problem is, during that time, she made quick work and had two kids with another man. 0.99

01:19:16.000 What a stupid bitch. 1.00

01:19:19.000 She says she wants to move back in and have two more with me. 1.00

01:19:22.000 Father lives far outside the country and doesn't seem to want much to do with any of them.

01:19:26.000 I began dating her in junior high.

01:19:27.000 I love her more than I think I could love anyone.

01:19:29.000 But I wonder if this is something that will torment me for the rest of my life.

01:19:31.000 What would you do?

01:19:32.000 Well, you're a cuck if you take her back, literally. 1.00

01:19:36.000 But what's the matter with that?

01:19:40.000 The kids are better off.

01:19:41.000 There's more family.

01:19:42.000 You have kids.

01:19:43.000 You'll learn to love those kids.

01:19:45.000 Do it.

01:19:47.000 Absolutely do it.

01:19:48.000 You're in love.

01:19:49.000 The kids might never feel like your kids, but that's okay.

01:19:53.000 At least they have someone in their life.

01:19:56.000 So you're essentially adopting kids is what you're doing.

01:19:59.000 And what's the matter with adopting kids?

01:20:01.000 It's a great thing to do.

01:20:04.000 It's funny that the actual dictionary definition of cuck, I have no problem with, in a sense.

01:20:12.000 It comes from the cuckold, the cuckoo bird, I guess.

01:20:17.000 It would end up raising other birds' eggs.

01:20:21.000 That's true.

01:20:23.000 And in the real human world, when you get back to that definition, more families.

01:20:29.000 So I'm into it.

01:20:31.000 All right, last one.

01:20:32.000 Ryan was on Perry Caravello Live.

01:20:35.000 Oh, that's pretty exciting.

01:20:36.000 Our worlds have collided.

01:20:38.000 That's true.

01:20:38.000 I meant to bring this up.

01:20:39.000 Frick.

01:20:42.000 Look at him.

01:20:43.000 This is via my cameo.

01:20:45.000 Why is his shirt off?

01:20:47.000 Perry, just want to say how proud of you I am.

01:20:50.000 Seriously, love you, bro.

01:20:52.000 You're the best in the national treasure.

01:20:54.000 I'm coming over later for a free cut.

01:20:57.000 Look at his fucking apartment.

01:20:58.000 A free cut of what?

01:20:59.000 What are you talking about?

01:21:00.000 A free cut?

01:21:03.000 Hey, Perry.

01:21:05.000 I'm a big fan.

01:21:06.000 I love you.

01:21:07.000 I love Perry Caravino.

01:21:09.000 He's the greatest.

01:21:10.000 And I really want to thank you for...

01:21:13.000 I have family that are in the LGBTQ community, AI Plus.

01:21:18.000 And it's really brave of you, as a member of that yourself, to have a stream of your own and be successful.

01:21:26.000 In 1992, you blew that guy for a movie role or something like that.

01:21:30.000 Maybe it was just for fun.

01:21:31.000 I forget.

01:21:32.000 But you're doing a great job with your stream.

01:21:36.000 I'm going to come over to your house somewhere Reseta Boulevard.

01:21:40.000 I have the address somewhere.

01:21:42.000 7722 Recitalia.

01:21:42.000 And I'm going to get a free haircut from Shila Falcone.

01:21:46.000 Maybe it's Sheila. 1.00

01:21:47.000 No, you're not.

01:21:48.000 But I'm going to do it.

01:21:51.000 No, you're not.

01:21:51.000 No, nothing's free, motherfucker.

01:21:54.000 Nothing is free.

01:21:55.000 Hopefully I'll see you there.

01:21:56.000 I like the new sunglasses.

01:22:01.000 You're not allowed here, number one.

01:22:03.000 Number two, my hairdresser was not going to cut your fucking hair for free. 0.99

01:22:08.000 Number three, again, you're not allowed here for and your hair looks like a joke, okay?

01:22:17.000 Ouch.

01:22:18.000 I got it.

01:22:18.000 Your hair looks like a joke because you probably are a joke and you probably just don't know how to go to a real hairstylist to get a real haircut for a real hairstyle.

01:22:27.000 That's not true.

01:22:28.000 You're not allowed here.

01:22:30.000 Yes, I am.

01:22:30.000 In the story.

01:22:31.000 Yes, I am.

01:22:31.000 I don't think that's a good idea.

01:22:32.000 In the story.

01:22:33.000 Nope.

01:22:33.000 Fuck you.

01:22:35.000 Now I'm responding like a piece of dog shit.

01:22:38.000 I'm triggered by dog shit.

01:22:41.000 What is that thing of balls? 0.99

01:22:43.000 Oh, I know what it is.

01:22:44.000 People go on Amazon and they keep buying him shit, and then they Uber eats him all this McDonald's until it fills up his house.

01:22:51.000 Oh, yes, yes.

01:22:52.000 But that looks like the trans flag, right?

01:22:55.000 Somebody sent him a container of balls that represents the trans flag.

01:23:01.000 Just garbage.

01:23:03.000 He just fills up his house.

01:23:06.000 I went through a drawer in his house.

01:23:08.000 He has filing cabinets in his home.

01:23:11.000 And he has a whole file of credit card offers.

01:23:15.000 So when he gets some, you know, they have the fake little card, like a cardboard card in it.

01:23:20.000 When he gets those, he puts them in a file.

01:23:27.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:23:45.000 So we're talking about families here.

01:23:47.000 It's a sad day here in New York.

01:23:54.000 10 people are dead for no reason.

01:23:57.000 This guy claims he wants to save civilization.

01:24:01.000 And the best way to do that is to put a ring on it and make a baby.

01:24:04.000 And believe me, when you do that, you will experience levels of joy you previously thought impossible.

01:24:12.000 And I would just like to give you a tiny little piece of anecdotal evidence here.

01:24:16.000 If you go to 4.6, it's just a baby living his best life.

01:24:36.000 Really going for it.

01:24:38.000 Yeah.

01:24:39.000 That kid's going to be an athlete one day.

01:24:43.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 16, 2022

S4E116 - WAUKESHA VS. BUFFALO

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