Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E127 - COGNITIVE DISSIDENTS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness, who else lies,

00:00:34.000 blows lights, she's a lost guard, she's a lost lost car one more time.

00:00:45.000 She's a lost guard, she's a lost lost car cosmic psychos been around since I was 12 years old, 1982.

00:00:57.000 You can't have a video for that?

00:00:58.000 You've been around for fucking half a century almost, and you don't have videos for all your shit?

00:01:07.000 That's the language we speak.

00:01:08.000 You know, that video for the show on June 25th in Orlando, it sold us about 300 tickets.

00:01:16.000 Then we sent out a mass email.

00:01:19.000 We only have 25,000 subscribers, but we've had 50,000 total.

00:01:24.000 So we still have all those emails.

00:01:27.000 So we sent out a mass email.

00:01:29.000 50,000 people got us three more tickets.

00:01:34.000 It's weird how that works.

00:01:36.000 And then I told you the other day about that influencer who put up one of my brother's fiancé's cakes.

00:01:42.000 She makes cakes for a living.

00:01:44.000 And 3 million views got her two followers on Instagram.

00:01:49.000 So this shit doesn't work.

00:01:51.000 Mass email, mass spamming, fucking influencers.

00:01:56.000 It's all a house of cards.

00:02:00.000 Now videos work because they see you and they get psyched and they go, oh, that's the food network guy.

00:02:07.000 Oh, that's the Opi and Anthony guy.

00:02:09.000 Oh, that's the vice war criminal.

00:02:14.000 Speaking of war criminals, someone sent me Shane Gillis's podcast.

00:02:18.000 I wonder if I could get him in for a sit-down.

00:02:20.000 That would be so sick.

00:02:22.000 Can you try contacting him on Twitter?

00:02:24.000 Actually, let me write it.

00:02:25.000 Okay.

00:02:29.000 That's a weird place to be.

00:02:30.000 Yeah, that is weird.

00:02:31.000 I stopped making fun of him.

00:02:34.000 He was just talking about how he went alt-right, and he says, you know, I got here as a non-liberal.

00:02:43.000 I don't even consider.

00:02:44.000 He says, I disagree with everything Republicans believe in.

00:02:46.000 But he goes, I got here with all the lies.

00:02:49.000 Like they said, Trump said Mexicans are rapists. 0.63

00:02:52.000 And I went, fuck, that's terrible.

00:02:53.000 That's not true.

00:02:54.000 So I looked it up.

00:02:56.000 And no, he didn't say that.

00:02:57.000 He said, of the illegal aliens coming across, a disproportionate number of them are rapists, which is just a fact. 1.00

00:03:05.000 80% of the women who come across the border get raped by the coyotes.

00:03:10.000 Not the animal, the name of the smuggler.

00:03:14.000 And so then he starts going, fuck these people.

00:03:16.000 They're all lying.

00:03:16.000 And I'm going to get to that in a second.

00:03:18.000 The constant lying.

00:03:19.000 But let me hear my name because I'm an egomaniac.

00:03:22.000 I'm fucking watching Gavin McGinnis.

00:03:24.000 Yeah.

00:03:25.000 Like, this guy is smart.

00:03:27.000 Yeah.

00:03:27.000 That's where I'm at.

00:03:28.000 That's weird.

00:03:28.000 It is weird.

00:03:29.000 Because I saw we fucked Fox Ears in Mexico. 0.68

00:03:31.000 Imagine being so crazy, you think I'm smart?

00:03:32.000 What a weird place to be.

00:03:34.000 You think he's smart because the president's thing.

00:03:36.000 I was like, this guy's fucking smart.

00:03:38.000 It's so crazy.

00:03:39.000 I'm listening to Gavin McInnes.

00:03:41.000 So we covered the meandering last night.

00:03:44.000 It was fucking ridiculous.

00:03:48.000 I heard that James O'Keefe was watching it with us, watching our live stream of it.

00:03:54.000 We should get him in on the next live stream.

00:03:56.000 He can sit in Sylvia's spot.

00:03:59.000 He can take her place.

00:04:01.000 But look up Proud Boys on Twitter.

00:04:06.000 Because you watch garbage like that and change this background to the meandering.

00:04:10.000 We're getting right into it.

00:04:11.000 I'm not even going to do the start the show thing.

00:04:14.000 Okay, do the start the show thing.

00:04:20.000 That requires a pivot, and I'm pivoting right now.

00:04:22.000 So we're getting all systems engaged, ready to go, and to start the show.

00:04:29.000 Whoa, and there it goes.

00:04:38.000 Yeah, let's get into the meandering.

00:04:40.000 I just sent you Ashley St. Clair's tweet about her favorite part of all this, and you've seen it a million times, but it's important to juxtapose last night's insane footage and fucking Benedict Arnold's Nick Quested talking about how violent the,

00:04:57.000 what was it called?

00:04:58.000 The lower hallway or something?

00:05:00.000 Lower terrace.

00:05:02.000 And it's important to juxtapose that with, of course, this famous scene, right?

00:05:09.000 Fucking hey, man.

00:05:10.000 Glad to see you guys.

00:05:12.000 You guys are fucking patriots.

00:05:13.000 Look at this guy.

00:05:13.000 He's got covered in blood.

00:05:14.000 God bless him.

00:05:17.000 He's in jail now for four years, I'm in.

00:05:23.000 I got shot in the face.

00:05:24.000 Where are they?

00:05:26.000 I got shot in the face with some kind of plastic bullet.

00:05:29.000 Any chance I could get you guys to leave the Senate wing?

00:05:32.000 Wait, wait, I'm a microshow that ain't disrespect in the place.

00:05:35.000 Okay, just want to let you guys know this is like the sacredest place.

00:05:38.000 He's southern and white.

00:05:39.000 He must be a white supremacist.

00:05:42.000 So check out fucking AOC17.

00:05:48.000 So this is her reaction.

00:05:51.000 And she's mortified.

00:05:53.000 So mad.

00:05:55.000 This is fucking amazing.

00:05:57.000 But millions of people are watching her going, yep, that's true.

00:06:01.000 It's intense.

00:06:02.000 I don't even know how long I'm going to be on live because I'm so angry.

00:06:06.000 We're doing a live.

00:06:08.000 We're doing a live.

00:06:09.000 We're doing a live.

00:06:12.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:06:13.000 You weren't there.

00:06:15.000 And minor detail.

00:06:19.000 I was scared for my life.

00:06:21.000 We're four buildings away?

00:06:23.000 Having to relive that footage that I saw on my phone because I was safely away from it.

00:06:27.000 You and I were in equal danger that night.

00:06:30.000 It's not just me.

00:06:32.000 This is everyone.

00:06:34.000 Everyone.

00:06:35.000 Hello, everybody.

00:06:36.000 Hello.

00:06:37.000 In case you haven't seen the video.

00:06:38.000 She gives Puerto Ricans the same name that they've always had, to be honest.

00:06:44.000 Which is a bad name.

00:06:45.000 Yeah, she confirms.

00:06:46.000 January hearing.

00:06:49.000 Puerto Ricans' bad name.

00:06:51.000 She perpetuates exactly what we all know to be true, which is we're lazy retards. 0.90

00:06:56.000 But we have soul.

00:07:00.000 Just replayed.

00:07:02.000 Or rather, just played.

00:07:05.000 And not only did they replay footage, but they revealed new footage from that day.

00:07:12.000 Uh-oh.

00:07:12.000 Like what?

00:07:13.000 What did we learn?

00:07:16.000 I didn't learn anything.

00:07:17.000 I heard some theories.

00:07:18.000 They revealed new information.

00:07:21.000 Okay.

00:07:22.000 What do we got?

00:07:24.000 Shocking information.

00:07:26.000 Information like Republican members of Congress were seeking pardons before the insurrection.

00:07:35.000 What?

00:07:36.000 Stop.

00:07:37.000 They're so bad at their job that when I hear something meaty like that, I go, good.

00:07:44.000 Finally.

00:07:45.000 An allegation that's bad.

00:07:47.000 And by the way, if Republican senators before a riot were trying to get pardon for an imminent riot, well, that's proof that they knew this was going to happen.

00:07:58.000 And that's proof that Republican senators planned this and had guys ready to riot.

00:08:06.000 Well, butter my biscuit and call me French toast.

00:08:09.000 That is a big fucking deal.

00:08:12.000 So I look it up, kind of hoping it's true.

00:08:16.000 Because at least that would justify the fact that everyone you see behind me is in prison.

00:08:19.000 At least you could fight that.

00:08:21.000 Yeah.

00:08:21.000 It's like a swarm of gnats.

00:08:23.000 It's like you can't fight that.

00:08:25.000 She's lying.

00:08:26.000 Oh.

00:08:29.000 It was after the riot.

00:08:32.000 Pretty big detail, my dear.

00:08:34.000 The chronology is everything in a crime.

00:08:38.000 Seeking a pardon before is very different from seeking a pardon after.

00:08:42.000 As you will see, said Dick Cheney's gorgeous daughter, Representative Perry contacted the White House in the weeks after Jan 6 to seek a presidential pardon.

00:08:58.000 After Jan 6, AOC, after, Cheney then added, multiple other Republican congressmen also sought presidential pardons for their roles in attempting to overturn the 2020 election.

00:09:09.000 Yes, they didn't want to go to jail for bullshit.

00:09:12.000 So they asked Trump for help.

00:09:16.000 All lies.

00:09:17.000 So many fucking lies.

00:09:20.000 So now if I ever debate a liberal, which doesn't happen anymore, they won't go near me, I'm just going to just assume that everything they say is a lie.

00:09:28.000 I used to give them the benefit of the doubt because I would often know them.

00:09:31.000 And then in the Uber on the way home, I would check my phone and realize that they got the date wrong, they got the number wrong.

00:09:37.000 They always get the time wrong.

00:09:40.000 Obama had the best economy in history.

00:09:43.000 And then you look it up and it was like, no, it was the best first month after a terrible previous month or some bullshit like that.

00:09:51.000 And he had the worst recovery in history, actually.

00:09:53.000 But just for fun, to see what other people are saying, let's look at proud boys on Twitter and see the general consensus.

00:10:00.000 It's usually stuff like, why are they calling themselves boys?

00:10:04.000 Yeah, probably because they're not men.

00:10:07.000 Should the club be called the proud men?

00:10:10.000 Not so proud now.

00:10:12.000 Yeah.

00:10:13.000 What are they proud of?

00:10:14.000 I don't know.

00:10:15.000 Creating the modern world, that's pretty cool.

00:10:17.000 Why don't you look around the room you're in and Westerners made everything you're looking at? 1.00

00:10:24.000 Takeaways.

00:10:25.000 The Proud Boys like tacos.

00:10:26.000 Ivanka's still beautiful.

00:10:27.000 Liz Cheney is a drone. 1.00

00:10:28.000 There were no guns.

00:10:29.000 Four oppressors died.

00:10:31.000 No cops died.

00:10:32.000 Correct.

00:10:32.000 That wasn't the takeaway.

00:10:34.000 Those are all true.

00:10:35.000 From in cells to in cells.

00:10:38.000 I like the pun, but that's false.

00:10:40.000 In cells.

00:10:41.000 They're all married.

00:10:42.000 Usually to black women.

00:10:43.000 It's a good pun.

00:10:44.000 It is not based in reality.

00:10:46.000 Yeah.

00:10:47.000 So fail.

00:10:48.000 The Proud Boys are a domestic terrorist organization.

00:10:50.000 This is Rick Wilson from the Lincoln Project, which was completely shamed.

00:10:58.000 And the main guy was grooming young boys to fuck.

00:11:03.000 So the fact that that would still be in your bio blows my mind.

00:11:07.000 Like, don't you have to move to Morocco now and change your name to Rickahad Wilson Nohamed?

00:11:15.000 How is he still going?

00:11:17.000 Sucks.

00:11:18.000 Proud Boys USA, they push that one a lot, right?

00:11:20.000 The gay one, reclaiming our name.

00:11:24.000 Again, just like the incel thing.

00:11:27.000 I smoked the Proud Boys.

00:11:29.000 What does that mean?

00:11:30.000 First black justice on the Supreme Court to fuck around and find out what? 0.85

00:11:37.000 Is that good or bad?

00:11:38.000 If you think slapping another man in the face on TV is outrageous behavior, wait until I tell you about the people who tried to overthrow the government.

00:11:45.000 Holy shit, what a fucking nerd.

00:11:47.000 Too dumb.

00:11:48.000 Are you dumb or a nerd?

00:11:51.000 And then he, what, is he retweeting Julie?

00:11:53.000 Oh, no, these are other ones.

00:11:54.000 Yeah.

00:11:55.000 Who else thinks the DOJ should name the Proud Boys?

00:11:57.000 Okay.

00:11:58.000 Call to activism.

00:11:59.000 This is what Twitter is now.

00:12:01.000 It's a far-left cesspool.

00:12:03.000 Check testimony by Officer Edwards.

00:12:05.000 She mentions how Ryan Samsell whispered in the ear of Joe Biggs before the first breach of the perimeter, but skipped over Ray Epps whispering in Samsell's ear seconds before Samsell knocked down bike racks.

00:12:15.000 Why?

00:12:17.000 Yeah.

00:12:18.000 Yeah, Julie Kelly, was that the one who was on Bannon Show?

00:12:23.000 I think so, right?

00:12:23.000 Yeah.

00:12:24.000 We were told that she's bad by some chick who was too scared to come on the show. 1.00

00:12:29.000 And she's not.

00:12:30.000 She's awesome. 0.83

00:12:31.000 You can tell how ignorant someone is by the amount of times they reference Proud Boys in their insurrection tweets.

00:12:35.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:12:37.000 This is actually pretty good.

00:12:39.000 This week's indictment of five Proud Boys and the exceedingly rare crime of seditious conspiracy was timed to coincide with hype of Proud Boy focused J6 hearing.

00:12:47.000 By the way, speaking of that, did you know this?

00:12:54.000 The Capitol Police were facing a major budget cut.

00:12:58.000 Something like a $1.6 million budget cut.

00:13:02.000 Guess what they have now?

00:13:04.000 A $2 billion surplus.

00:13:10.000 So Yeah.

00:13:14.000 And it reminded me of that black dude who was crying.

00:13:18.000 Look, go to 1.5.

00:13:21.000 This is why.

00:13:22.000 I think the Capitol Police may have been in on this.

00:13:25.000 That's why there was only one officer.

00:13:26.000 So whoever's in charge of the Capitol Police could have said, look, a riot tomorrow with us getting fucked up would be really good for business.

00:13:35.000 And if any shit goes down, you got to ham it up.

00:13:38.000 Like, say you get knocked down near a bike rack.

00:13:42.000 Say they whipped a bike rack at your head and you had to fight hand-to-hand combat for two hours.

00:13:49.000 You know that wood thing with the pegs that you train on?

00:13:52.000 That's what she does. 1.00

00:13:56.000 Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off.

00:13:59.000 But go back to that link.

00:14:01.000 Okay, go down, way down, down, down, down.

00:14:04.000 God, she's hot. 1.00

00:14:06.000 I'd love to be that bike rack.

00:14:10.000 Doodly dupe.

00:14:12.000 Oh, stop.

00:14:13.000 They keep saying Ivanka Trump stabbed Donald Trump in the back, and he's mad at her.

00:14:20.000 No, she said, I don't think there was any election fraud.

00:14:22.000 I haven't seen any evidence.

00:14:24.000 And then he said, Ivanka wasn't really involved in the election process.

00:14:29.000 And she was just being reverent to the investigation.

00:14:33.000 That's a nothing burger.

00:14:35.000 Go down.

00:14:36.000 She's 55, I discovered.

00:14:38.000 Keep going.

00:14:39.000 Keep going.

00:14:40.000 Remember that you said the black security guard?

00:14:43.000 That's him.

00:14:44.000 That's the black security guard.

00:14:45.000 Look at that.

00:14:46.000 You know you're really crying when you have two separate streams.

00:14:49.000 Is that Dante Tiro?

00:14:53.000 Like, usually the way tears work is they well up in the corner of your eye, then the convex meniscus becomes so turgid that the levee breaks and you have one line that goes down.

00:15:05.000 He's got so many tears.

00:15:07.000 They're coming from two different areas.

00:15:11.000 I mean, that's beyond cry, baby.

00:15:13.000 Baby, look at this other woman. 1.00

00:15:15.000 That's the cop, the wife of SickNick, who died of, did not die on January 6th.

00:15:22.000 He had heart trouble.

00:15:24.000 He died days later, not because of the riots, but whatever.

00:15:29.000 And then I was looking at that guy, and I'm like, wait a minute, I know that retarded face. 1.00

00:15:35.000 That's the fucking liar who kept saying everyone was screaming the N-word, which we officially have replaced with beach ball.

00:15:43.000 They were saying, get that fucking beach ball.

00:15:46.000 And he did a testimony.

00:15:49.000 Where is it now?

00:15:50.000 Yeah, 1.6.

00:15:52.000 Where they were yelling about the votes, the votes don't matter.

00:15:56.000 And then he said, I voted for Biden.

00:15:57.000 Does that matter?

00:15:58.000 And then someone went, well, looky here, boys.

00:16:02.000 This beach ball voted for Biden.

00:16:07.000 I will circumcise myself, then cast my used piece of skin into a, I'll give it to a jeweler's mold to make a gold ring of my foreskin and give it to you as a gift. 0.97

00:16:21.000 If anyone yelled the N-word at that thing. 0.83

00:16:24.000 Can we see some video?

00:16:25.000 Hundreds of thousands of hours of video.

00:16:27.000 How about this guy's fucking lies?

00:16:30.000 Look at this black dir. 0.52

00:16:33.000 But in this circumstance, I responded, well, I voted for Joe Biden.

00:16:38.000 Does my vote not count?

00:16:40.000 Am I nobody?

00:16:45.000 That prompted a torrent of racial epithets.

00:16:48.000 Oh, no.

00:16:49.000 One woman in a pink man. 0.73

00:16:50.000 So wait a minute.

00:16:52.000 A torrent of racial epithets.

00:16:54.000 So they called him coon, jungle bunny, like all of the different spade, all the...

00:17:02.000 He's only one race. 0.96

00:17:03.000 It's not like he's you, and you can call him a spic and a nip. 1.00

00:17:08.000 Brian Spicnip.

00:17:10.000 Someone is sitting there with like a thesaurus coming up with all the different bad words for black.

00:17:16.000 A torrent of racial epithets.

00:17:18.000 Or was it just an N-word again and again and again and again?

00:17:22.000 You hear that, guys?

00:17:24.000 This nigger voted for Joe Biden. 1.00

00:17:33.000 That may have to be a drop.

00:17:36.000 What an obvious lie.

00:17:39.000 And their budget cuts went from negative $1 million to positive $2 billion.

00:17:44.000 Again, journalists, that's a scoop.

00:17:47.000 There you go.

00:17:48.000 That's a huge fucking story.

00:17:51.000 And you don't have to be partisan about it.

00:17:53.000 Just bring it up.

00:17:54.000 Say, odd coincidence that capital was facing.

00:17:59.000 Or you could just bring up the subject.

00:18:01.000 You know, many ponder the strange budget cut conversion to a surplus.

00:18:11.000 Odd timing.

00:18:12.000 Yeah.

00:18:15.000 You know, like thinking people do.

00:18:19.000 And then finally on the meandering, the guy producing it, James Goldston, he's the guy who kiboshed the Epstein story.

00:18:31.000 He's not a newsman.

00:18:32.000 He's a showman.

00:18:34.000 Showmanship.

00:18:35.000 That's what last night was.

00:18:37.000 It was a pantomime.

00:18:39.000 It was Barnum and Bailey.

00:18:42.000 That's him right there.

00:18:44.000 You killed the Jeffrey Epstein story, sir.

00:18:45.000 Was it you?

00:18:47.000 Stop.

00:18:48.000 Former ABC News president James Goldston to help dramatize primetime hearings.

00:18:54.000 He's the guy.

00:18:57.000 It was unbelievable what we had.

00:18:59.000 Clinton, we had everything.

00:19:01.000 We would not put it on the air.

00:19:03.000 First of all, I was told who's Jeffrey Epstein.

00:19:05.000 No one knows who that is.

00:19:06.000 This is a stupid story.

00:19:08.000 Then the palace found out that we had her whole allegations about Prince Andrew and threatened us a million different ways.

00:19:15.000 We have footage of Amy Roebuck saying that ABC News executives killed her Jeffrey Epstein story some years ago.

00:19:21.000 Do you have a comment, sir?

00:19:22.000 I dunno.

00:19:23.000 I dunno.

00:19:24.000 Did you kill the Jeffrey Epstein story, sir?

00:19:25.000 Was it you?

00:19:26.000 I have not killed it.

00:19:28.000 So if you have a comment, sir, now would be a good time.

00:19:30.000 I dunno.

00:19:31.000 thank you.

00:19:32.000 There will come a day when we will realize Jeffrey Epstein was the most prolific pedophile this country has ever known.

00:19:38.000 I had it all three years ago.

00:19:39.000 You can't watch Good Morning America without being a Disney princess, Marvel Avenger.

00:19:45.000 The commercial imperative is incompatible with news.

00:19:52.000 The commercial imperative is incompatible with news.

00:19:57.000 Well summed up, ABC.

00:19:59.000 By the way, the Tucker Carlson documentary on Gen 6 is amazing, and it really focuses on Ray Epps, who was not brought up once last night.

00:20:09.000 But another great doc that a guy named Matthew Odell turned me on to is the Gateway Pundits doc on it.

00:20:20.000 That's 1-3.

00:20:22.000 God, the Gateway Pundits website is a nightmare.

00:20:26.000 I fucking hate it.

00:20:27.000 If the National Inquirer was a website.

00:20:29.000 How much money do you get from all these intrusive ads?

00:20:33.000 If it's $1,000 a month, I'll pay you.

00:20:35.000 Look at that.

00:20:36.000 Solar panels.

00:20:38.000 Neuropathy.

00:20:40.000 Go down.

00:20:43.000 Teaspoon, empty stomach, fat burner.

00:20:46.000 Fuck.

00:20:47.000 Look at that.

00:20:47.000 A whole other round.

00:20:49.000 How much did you get for those?

00:20:51.000 It's pennies.

00:20:53.000 And it just ruins the article.

00:20:56.000 Isn't there some rich conservative who can just float you some fucking cash? 0.83

00:21:00.000 No, so I'm guessing something.

00:21:02.000 A person hurt their foot in the riot.

00:21:05.000 And then they use this machine.

00:21:06.000 It looks like a bomb.

00:21:09.000 I bet you it's nothing a month.

00:21:13.000 But let's just click on that for a second.

00:21:16.000 It's 45 minutes long.

00:21:17.000 Six minutes.

00:21:18.000 You've got to watch a fucking ad about foot remedies.

00:21:21.000 That's on Rumble.

00:21:21.000 You believe Asians believe that massaging parts of your foot can cure glaucoma?

00:21:27.000 Wow.

00:21:27.000 Have you seen those?

00:21:29.000 Their culture's 40,000 years old.

00:21:32.000 You think you'd be pretty smart?

00:21:33.000 If I was 40,000 years old, I'd be really smart.

00:21:36.000 And they have a map of a foot and like the baby toe, it connects to your liver and your pituitary gland.

00:21:43.000 And then this part of the foot, that's your vision.

00:21:46.000 What?

00:21:47.000 Ever heard of trial and error?

00:21:50.000 Ever heard of placebos?

00:21:52.000 The fuck are you doing, you weirdos?

00:21:55.000 Is there anything weirder than China? 1.00

00:21:58.000 Eating a boiled turtle, walking backwards at night?

00:22:04.000 Look out your window in Beijing.

00:22:08.000 Well, first of all, they drink nothing but tea, so they don't sleep regularly.

00:22:11.000 They're drinking caffeine at all times.

00:22:13.000 So you'll walk around at night in Taiwan, where I used to live, and you'll just see people playing poker or whatever their stupid card game is at like four, five, all night long.

00:22:23.000 And then, of course, they just crash the next day on the train, just sitting in a chair on the street because they didn't get any sleep last night.

00:22:32.000 And then these fucking weirdos, you look out your window at three in the morning and there's a bunch of people in the dark walking backwards like alone.

00:22:42.000 It's a great setting for a horror movie, I'll tell you that much.

00:22:46.000 And then here's the other part.

00:22:48.000 The no love.

00:22:50.000 Like they think we're pussies and we're overly sentimental because we want to see our kids more than once a year.

00:22:56.000 Their kids are raised by their grandparents and they see their kids maybe a month a year, Chinese New Year in the winter.

00:23:04.000 What?

00:23:06.000 We call that a deadbeat dad here in America.

00:23:09.000 If you see your kids for a month a year, people hate you.

00:23:14.000 They go, there's that shitty dad.

00:23:17.000 Oh, and then there's the shitting on the ground.

00:23:19.000 Chinese bathrooms are so alarmingly disgusting. 1.00

00:23:22.000 I can't get into it or I'll start dry heaving.

00:23:26.000 They squat down on the ground and they shit everywhere, but half the time because they're eating fucking boiled millipedes, they're having diarrhea.

00:23:33.000 So there's diarrhea and shitty.

00:23:34.000 You walk into a Chinese bathroom and it's like being murdered. 1.00

00:23:40.000 They don't have catalytic inverters either.

00:23:43.000 I would ride my bike to see a client.

00:23:45.000 I used to teach English.

00:23:46.000 I'd get there.

00:23:47.000 I'd be like, I'm just going to wash up.

00:23:49.000 I'd wash my hands and face.

00:23:50.000 I'd look at the towel.

00:23:51.000 There'd be my face and a hand and a hand.

00:23:55.000 And here's another thing.

00:23:57.000 They just fucking, their homes have no joy.

00:24:00.000 There's no knickknacks on the wall.

00:24:02.000 There might be a shrine with oranges and incense for some bizarre reason.

00:24:07.000 But the floors are tiled.

00:24:09.000 The walls are tile.

00:24:10.000 You know why?

00:24:10.000 It's easy to clean.

00:24:12.000 It's like every Chinese person's apartment is set for a murder scene. 1.00

00:24:18.000 If you want to kill someone, kill someone in China. 1.00

00:24:20.000 It's easy to clean up.

00:24:22.000 And here's another retarded thing they do. 0.99

00:24:24.000 They fucking burn money and cars and cell phones so you can have them in the afterlife. 0.99

00:24:36.000 Want to make a call?

00:24:37.000 Okay, I'll burn a paper cell phone so you can walk around in heaven with a cell phone.

00:24:46.000 Want some Air Jordans?

00:24:48.000 No problem.

00:24:49.000 They make them out of paper and then they burn them.

00:24:53.000 So you magically doodle have Air Jordans on.

00:24:57.000 And then they do money.

00:24:59.000 There's a whole dead currency of dead people money.

00:25:03.000 Pardon es moi, what?

00:25:06.000 And it gets crazier.

00:25:07.000 They like to build cemeteries on hillsides.

00:25:11.000 You know why?

00:25:13.000 So when the dead come out at night or maybe in the day, they can sit and have tea.

00:25:19.000 Someone burned them a teacup and a tea kettle and some tea.

00:25:23.000 They can sit and have tea and look at the nice view.

00:25:27.000 So graves will have a table and a chair in front of them on a hillside by a highway.

00:25:33.000 Seems decent, right?

00:25:36.000 You're all insane.

00:25:38.000 And when I see Chinese people in America, I high prize them.

00:25:42.000 Pretty disgusting.

00:25:44.000 This guy's kitchen.

00:25:47.000 See, there's his cooking stuff.

00:25:50.000 There's no everything is so utilitarian.

00:25:54.000 They're just like...

00:25:56.000 Could there be less joy in that setup?

00:26:00.000 That's my biggest complaint about Chinatown, too. 0.99

00:26:02.000 It's that they occupy such a great piece of New York City.

00:26:07.000 And they just work and they don't enjoy themselves.

00:26:10.000 They just stay where they are.

00:26:11.000 No, they just work to get their family over.

00:26:14.000 And then that's where the guy obviously.

00:26:16.000 Do they enjoy it?

00:26:17.000 But there's this strange correlation with people think if you shit on China, you hate Chinese Americans.

00:26:22.000 I love Chinese Americans.

00:26:23.000 They hate China too.

00:26:25.000 We high-five them when we see them on the street.

00:26:29.000 We don't punch them in the face like the local blacks seem to do. 1.00

00:26:33.000 Oh, Mistel Brown.

00:26:34.000 That canned coffee is fucking delicious.

00:26:36.000 They didn't show it just there.

00:26:38.000 And the countryside's shockingly beautiful.

00:26:42.000 But so is all countryside.

00:26:43.000 Right, yeah.

00:26:44.000 God did a great job.

00:26:45.000 Yeah, God did.

00:26:46.000 This is really fucking great design work.

00:26:48.000 And the farther away you go, the more unusual the foliage looks, right?

00:26:51.000 So that's redundant.

00:26:54.000 But yeah, what a tangent I just went on.

00:26:56.000 Okay, well, that sounded kind of racist.

00:26:57.000 It's probably time to do our racist green screen.

00:27:00.000 So don't bother with the racism interstitial.

00:27:02.000 Just jump to the green screen.

00:27:04.000 All right.

00:27:04.000 And here we go.

00:27:17.000 Come on, everybody.

00:27:21.000 So a baby monster sent me an email that he got as a city employee, and it's all the things we can do to fight racism, which doesn't exist for the record here.

00:27:33.000 There is anti-white racism.

00:27:35.000 There's a lot of anti-well, there's it's not really anti-Asian racism.

00:27:40.000 The reason you're seeing a lot of Asians get beat up in New York City is because crime is on the rise.

00:27:46.000 There's no such thing as bail.

00:27:48.000 And it's the movie Purge, The Purge.

00:27:51.000 So what do they go for?

00:27:52.000 They go for easy targets.

00:27:54.000 If there was Hasidic Jews around, they'd be getting it. 1.00

00:27:56.000 Little kids, they get it.

00:27:58.000 Women, they get it. 1.00

00:27:59.000 Remember that woman who had shit smeared all over her face? 1.00

00:28:01.000 Asians make great targets because they tend not to call the police. 1.00

00:28:04.000 They tend to have cash on them and shit like that.

00:28:07.000 Yet we'll never figure out what the fuck that is.

00:28:10.000 That weird hairy buffalo with the elastic in its nose.

00:28:14.000 You know what I'm talking about in this loop?

00:28:16.000 Let's see.

00:28:17.000 It's so bizarre.

00:28:19.000 Can you contact the guy who made this and ask him what?

00:28:23.000 There, there it is.

00:28:24.000 What is that?

00:28:26.000 Wait, what?

00:28:27.000 Is it a mask on someone's ear?

00:28:31.000 I cannot figure out what that is.

00:28:33.000 I know that's a human.

00:28:34.000 I know that's hair.

00:28:35.000 I don't know what this is.

00:28:39.000 Oh, somebody, it's a hair tie and their hair got all fucked up. 0.90

00:28:42.000 They're either being arrested or taken away by police, judging by the hair.

00:28:45.000 And the hair is thrown forward over their face?

00:28:47.000 Yeah, and so the hair tie is just hanging there.

00:28:49.000 And then that's the jaw.

00:28:50.000 See the mouth and the jaw?

00:28:52.000 No.

00:28:52.000 See, go right above.

00:28:54.000 That's the nose, nostril, and then there's a mouth.

00:28:58.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:59.000 That's the nostril.

00:29:00.000 That's a mouth.

00:29:01.000 And then the hair tie is just willy-nilly.

00:29:03.000 Willy-nilly, yes.

00:29:06.000 No, it's a mask.

00:29:08.000 It's a mask hanging off his face.

00:29:10.000 Oh, yeah, and that's true.

00:29:13.000 What's confusing us is the mask is skin colored.

00:29:15.000 Oh, so it looks like he's a warthog.

00:29:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:19.000 It's like hanging out of his mouth.

00:29:23.000 Oh, I'm glad we figured that out.

00:29:24.000 Shit.

00:29:25.000 So when people talk about racism, they are talking specifically about white middle-class people hating all black people, which is insane.

00:29:39.000 And it's used to explain black failure. 0.75

00:29:41.000 Why are blacks in jail? 0.97

00:29:42.000 Not because they committed crimes.

00:29:44.000 No.

00:29:45.000 They're in jail because of racism.

00:29:47.000 But they did commit a crime.

00:29:48.000 Well, it's kind of hard to explain, but it's systemic.

00:29:51.000 So they had no education because people hate blacks and they don't give money to black schools, which is false.

00:29:57.000 And then the daddies go to jail for drugs and stuff.

00:30:02.000 So the kids don't have any father figures because racism put their dads in jail.

00:30:06.000 Oh, I thought it was welfare.

00:30:07.000 No, no, no, no.

00:30:08.000 And so then they get involved in petty crime and then it just keeps ramping up.

00:30:11.000 So I know it looks like it's just a guy who did a crime, but the whole root cause of it is you.

00:30:18.000 Okay.

00:30:20.000 I don't believe you.

00:30:21.000 So what we have to do now to fix the problem of black people being porn in jail is try to convince white people to be less racist.

00:30:30.000 And we do that through education and lots and lots of government spending, programs, emails, PDFs, all kinds of shit.

00:30:38.000 So let's go through this exercise.

00:30:41.000 Someone who works for the city of New York got this.

00:30:45.000 Embrace diversity.

00:30:46.000 And when they say it, right, I told you it's just white on black. 0.86

00:30:49.000 But they throw in like Asian and stuff and they pretend that we hate this person and we hate gays and all kinds of stuff because we hate variety.

00:30:58.000 It's such a weird allegation.

00:31:00.000 You know, I don't like black gays and I don't want Asians around. 1.00

00:31:05.000 Why not?

00:31:06.000 Did I ever say anything like that?

00:31:08.000 Where are they getting this from?

00:31:10.000 So they started with this idea of my racism puts black people in jail, which is a dumb argument.

00:31:16.000 And then they expanded into, actually, Gavin hates all of these people.

00:31:19.000 He hates Peruvians.

00:31:21.000 He hates any kind of variety.

00:31:22.000 He wants everyone to look exactly like him.

00:31:26.000 Okay?

00:31:28.000 So June is for celebrating love, freedom, and the beauty in our differences in recognition of Pride Month. 0.72

00:31:34.000 And Juneteenth, Workwell NYC invites you to help create spaces that uplift.

00:31:39.000 Again, the words make no sense.

00:31:41.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:31:42.000 Uplift.

00:31:43.000 It's like these fucking wellness centers.

00:31:46.000 Wellness is not a word.

00:31:48.000 Uplift, diversify, and amplify the message that difference is welcomed, respected, and embraced.

00:32:01.000 So a successful company is rocking, right?

00:32:04.000 Great budgets.

00:32:06.000 Everything's coming in under budget.

00:32:08.000 They're getting all the contracts they bid on.

00:32:10.000 They're not in any trouble with the tax man.

00:32:12.000 The accountant's handling all the paperwork.

00:32:13.000 The back end is solid.

00:32:15.000 All the tech works perfectly, right?

00:32:17.000 And the CEO comes out and he looks at all the people and there's a huge ride.

00:32:20.000 There's a black gay, the dude, there's a Chinaman over there. 1.00

00:32:22.000 There's a Proven.

00:32:23.000 And he just goes, are you nuts?

00:32:30.000 You out of your fucking mind?

00:32:33.000 I mean, I like that we're doing okay, but this fucking all these differences.

00:32:38.000 I hate different.

00:32:39.000 No one gives a fuck about differences.

00:32:42.000 In the workforce, you know what you want as a business owner?

00:32:45.000 For things to function.

00:32:47.000 That's all you care about.

00:32:49.000 For things to function and grow.

00:32:51.000 You want the chart to be going, it doesn't have to go like this.

00:32:55.000 Don't make that into a Zile.

00:32:57.000 But, and this, I guess, is bearable.

00:32:59.000 We're breaking even, but there's not a lot of security there.

00:33:01.000 You have a bad month and you're fucked. 0.95

00:33:03.000 So you want to have at least this kind of an angle.

00:33:06.000 So you have a bit of insurance in case you get sued or there's some sort of catastrophe or there's a pandemic or there's a Joe Biden or there's a de Blasio.

00:33:16.000 The way people in your office look is not something that pops into your head.

00:33:22.000 And now it's forced down our throats with this retarded ESG shit, equality, social, and governance. 1.00

00:33:29.000 Even like equality, social.

00:33:32.000 Social?

00:33:33.000 Is that a noun now?

00:33:35.000 Social?

00:33:37.000 Anyway, become an ally.

00:33:39.000 Take action to ignite change by standing up in support of others who are treated unjustly and challenging your own discomfort and prejudices.

00:33:49.000 Did you know that?

00:33:50.000 They're telling you about your own discomfort.

00:33:52.000 So click on that.

00:33:53.000 Let's see what we have to do to take action.

00:33:59.000 If you double-click the link, go ahead and just point at it.

00:34:02.000 Oh, I see.

00:34:02.000 Okay, let's click on it.

00:34:03.000 Click.

00:34:04.000 Oh, cool.

00:34:06.000 All right.

00:34:07.000 Wait, hold on.

00:34:10.000 Okay.

00:34:12.000 10 things allies can do.

00:34:16.000 What you learn when you investigate this kind of woke shit, it's all about being black people's bitch. 0.99

00:34:26.000 It really is.

00:34:27.000 And there's this new thing they're doing where they're like, like at my 50th birthday party, the local lesbian activist held up a cardboard sign out front.

00:34:35.000 I told you about this, right?

00:34:36.000 And it said, hey, white people.

00:34:38.000 This is a busy highway that she's standing on.

00:34:40.000 Hey, white people, racism is our problem.

00:34:43.000 Don't ask black people for help fixing this. 1.00

00:34:47.000 We need to fix it ourselves.

00:34:49.000 That whole paragraph was on a sign by a highway.

00:34:52.000 I go, Chrissy, just have an aswastika with an arrow pointing to the bar I'm in.

00:34:59.000 Or say, proud boy, and then an aswastika, and then pointing it. 0.70

00:35:03.000 No one has time to read your shit. 0.70

00:35:06.000 But the subtext really is, like, don't talk to black people.

00:35:12.000 Listen to me.

00:35:13.000 I'm in control.

00:35:14.000 When they say listen to white people, they mean woke white people.

00:35:16.000 They mean woke woman. 0.67

00:35:19.000 They mean that white fragility bitch. 1.00

00:35:21.000 What's her name?

00:35:22.000 Robin D'Angelo or something?

00:35:24.000 They mean listen to her.

00:35:26.000 Why?

00:35:27.000 Because they've created a white guilt industry. 0.99

00:35:33.000 And the only way that it perpetuates, the only way it's self-rejuvenating is with money and interest.

00:35:41.000 So you have to listen to all this shit and follow our new religion. 0.96

00:35:46.000 Like, think of it as astrology.

00:35:48.000 You have to follow our astrology lesson.

00:35:51.000 And you need to learn what sign you are.

00:35:54.000 You need to learn when Scorpio is rising and all of this shit.

00:35:59.000 And don't ask scientists about astrology.

00:36:02.000 That's not their job.

00:36:04.000 It's your job to learn what signs are and how Capricorns work with cancers.

00:36:08.000 That's what all of this is.

00:36:10.000 It's astrology for guilty retards. 1.00

00:36:14.000 An ally is someone who has...

00:36:16.000 Like, how much did this whole thing cost?

00:36:21.000 Sorry.

00:36:23.000 They got the email.

00:36:24.000 They got all the graphic design.

00:36:25.000 Someone spent time researching this.

00:36:27.000 This is someone's full-time job.

00:36:28.000 They're called the diversity officer.

00:36:30.000 And they send out garbage emails that no one reads except me to various city employees.

00:36:36.000 And they make probably like $60K a year with benefits.

00:36:39.000 And the part that bothers me is they go to bed at night going, I'm helping.

00:36:44.000 I did a good job today.

00:36:45.000 We finally, he tells his wife, or she tells her husband, we finally finished that diversity report.

00:36:50.000 It's looking really good.

00:36:52.000 Look at the great graphic design.

00:36:53.000 We hired this black guy who's really good.

00:36:57.000 Anyway, an ally is someone who has privilege, but chooses to stand for and with marginalized communities.

00:37:02.000 Asterisks, marginalized communities are those who are targeted by oppression, including but not limited to people of color.

00:37:10.000 Oh.

00:37:10.000 Muslims.

00:37:12.000 Just, that's the only religion mentioned here, Muslims.

00:37:15.000 Not like, how about Hasidic Jews? 1.00

00:37:18.000 They're getting fucking sucker punched on the streets.

00:37:21.000 They're playing the, what is that game, the knockout game?

00:37:25.000 They're getting knocked out on a regular basis.

00:37:28.000 They're getting murdered by black Hebrew Israelites. 1.00

00:37:30.000 Are Jews on the list?

00:37:31.000 No.

00:37:33.000 How about Christians? 0.84

00:37:35.000 They have to wear fucking rainbow flags on their uniform or they get canceled.

00:37:41.000 So people of color, Muslims, immigrants, refugees, like immigrants.

00:37:48.000 The implication here is that there's these Nazi skinheads running around town, beating up, going packy bashing.

00:37:56.000 What?

00:37:58.000 Refugees, LGBTQ people, women, and people with disabilities.

00:38:04.000 Did you know that?

00:38:05.000 That people with disabilities suffer oppression?

00:38:08.000 What does that mean?

00:38:08.000 They suffer inconvenience.

00:38:10.000 That's the bummer about having no legs.

00:38:12.000 I have no legs.

00:38:14.000 But the implication here is that me, a middle-class white male, well, I'm rich, but you get the idea, is just like, hey, fuckface.

00:38:25.000 You can't walk, can you?

00:38:26.000 No, I mean, you can't.

00:38:29.000 Did you hear him?

00:38:31.000 Dude, look at your fucking little wrist. 0.99

00:38:33.000 What's with your wrists, dude?

00:38:34.000 They're all bent.

00:38:35.000 You're like, I'm going to press you.

00:38:38.000 No, you're not allowed in.

00:38:40.000 You want a coffee?

00:38:41.000 No.

00:38:41.000 No coffee here.

00:38:43.000 Hey, barista, don't serve that guy. 1.00

00:38:45.000 He's crippled.

00:38:46.000 I don't.

00:38:47.000 There's a sign in my neighborhood, and it says, in this house, we believe.

00:38:51.000 And one of them is, we respect disabilities.

00:38:55.000 Like, eight-year-olds don't make fun of handicapped people.

00:38:58.000 I think you might do it when you're Four or five.

00:39:02.000 And then you get to know one, and then you see him cry because someone called him a gimp, and you're like, oh shit, that's mean.

00:39:08.000 I'm not doing that anymore.

00:39:10.000 By the time you're six, seven, you're like, whoa, those days are behind me.

00:39:14.000 But not if you're fucking 35 and you work for the city.

00:39:17.000 Now you're oppressing people with disabilities.

00:39:19.000 Okay, so number one thing you have to do is listen.

00:39:21.000 Listen to what marginalized people are saying face to face on your social media feed or in the articles you read.

00:39:28.000 It's not about you.

00:39:30.000 In other words, shut your mouth.

00:39:33.000 It's not about you, your feelings or opinions.

00:39:36.000 It's about hearing theirs.

00:39:37.000 So number one is shut your mouth.

00:39:40.000 Okay?

00:39:41.000 Number two is buy our stupid books.

00:39:46.000 Seek out books, articles, films, etc.

00:39:48.000 about the history and current issues facing marginalized communities and attend formal anti-oppression trainings.

00:39:56.000 What the fuck?

00:39:57.000 That's re-education camp.

00:39:59.000 So shut your mouth, buy our stupid propaganda, and go to our brainwashing seminars. 0.99

00:40:05.000 Number three, work for us for free.

00:40:09.000 Get involved.

00:40:09.000 Join local groups working for social justice.

00:40:12.000 Subscribe to their email lists.

00:40:13.000 Follow them on social media and show up to support their work.

00:40:16.000 By the way, diversity people, it's called an Oxford comma.

00:40:19.000 When you're doing a list before the and at the end, you need a fucking comma.

00:40:24.000 It's very important.

00:40:25.000 And you should have learned that around the same age you stopped making fun of handicapped people.

00:40:30.000 Six.

00:40:32.000 Speaking of six, fight for us physically.

00:40:36.000 Be our bodyguards.

00:40:37.000 Be our personal security service.

00:40:39.000 We don't like cops.

00:40:40.000 We think they're racist and we accidentally got rid of them while shitting on them.

00:40:44.000 So now you do it.

00:40:47.000 When someone is being targeted, physically or verbally, intervene only with their permission.

00:40:52.000 So if someone's getting beaten up, like packy bashed by a Nazi skinhead, you have to ask the packy, is it okay if I stop the skinhead from pounding you?

00:41:03.000 What planet are these people living on?

00:41:12.000 Question mark.

00:41:16.000 Focus on supporting them rather than engaging the aggressor.

00:41:20.000 What?

00:41:22.000 Okay, so now I have to lie down next to the packy and like grab the skinhead's boot.

00:41:27.000 Maybe, I got a better idea.

00:41:29.000 Why don't I push the victim out of the way and I lie down on the ground and get my head stomped? 0.97

00:41:34.000 Then you're engaging the aggressor, actually.

00:41:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:37.000 Because you're allowing him to engage in boots to your face.

00:41:41.000 Here's a shorter version, guys.

00:41:43.000 If you see an innocent person getting punched, punch the guy punching the good guy.

00:41:48.000 You know, the way it used to be from day zero till about 10 years ago.

00:41:55.000 Five.

00:41:59.000 Snitch.

00:42:02.000 When a friend, family member, coworker, stranger says something hateful or ignorant, call them out on it.

00:42:06.000 Silence always allows oppression to continue.

00:42:08.000 Why don't we tell their boss?

00:42:10.000 Wait, hold on.

00:42:11.000 Did you just realize you just went one, two, three, six, five, four?

00:42:14.000 That's because if you look at the timeline, it's squiggly.

00:42:18.000 Oh, it causes you to read Japanese backwards for a couple and then go back to left to right.

00:42:23.000 You know why it does that?

00:42:26.000 Because they had so much time and so much money, they had to reinvent the wheel.

00:42:33.000 So they started thinking outside the box.

00:42:35.000 And this, there was meetings about this.

00:42:37.000 There was meetings about the color scheme, the sort of blue and orange.

00:42:41.000 Someone worried it was two Mets.

00:42:43.000 And then one of the guys thought it'd be fun to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.

00:42:48.000 Woo, woo, woo, woo. 0.99

00:42:49.000 And someone, I love it.

00:42:50.000 I love it.

00:42:50.000 Let's do that.

00:42:51.000 White people made the whole, you know, things going in success. 0.97

00:42:54.000 Oh, yeah, good point.

00:42:55.000 That's the fucking white man's way is left to right, left to right.

00:42:58.000 This is pigeon formatting.

00:43:00.000 It's like when you see black people wearing a suit and their shirt has no collar. 1.00

00:43:04.000 Right.

00:43:04.000 They're like, no, no, no, no, we're not doing it your way.

00:43:06.000 My name's not Derek.

00:43:08.000 It's D-E-R-R-I-C-K umlat. 1.00

00:43:14.000 So sorry, let's go.

00:43:15.000 So that's number five.

00:43:17.000 Be a snitch.

00:43:19.000 Number four, attend our stupid events.

00:43:23.000 Give us money.

00:43:25.000 Validate our existence.

00:43:26.000 When someone from a marginalized community invites you to an event, go. 0.99

00:43:29.000 Be there to listen, learn, and show your support.

00:43:33.000 Number seven, revel in your guilt.

00:43:38.000 Wallow in your self-hatred and shame.

00:43:41.000 When you encounter something that makes you uncomfortable, don't dismiss it.

00:43:44.000 Sit with it.

00:43:45.000 Ask yourself why and welcome it as an opportunity to grow.

00:43:49.000 Accept that you are evil and racist and bask in it because it pays our bills and it justifies our existence.

00:43:57.000 We need your suffering.

00:44:00.000 Number eight, be our bitch and constantly take abuse from us. 1.00

00:44:08.000 Okay?

00:44:09.000 Learn from your mistakes.

00:44:11.000 You will make mistakes.

00:44:12.000 Believe me, I'll be criticizing you on a daily basis throughout this journey, this circular journey of self-hatred.

00:44:18.000 You will make mistakes when someone calls you out.

00:44:20.000 Don't get defensive.

00:44:21.000 Listen.

00:44:22.000 Apologize and change your behavior.

00:44:24.000 Apologize.

00:44:25.000 That's the key right there.

00:44:27.000 Apologize.

00:44:29.000 You know, I like ending phone calls with apology accepted, I love you, and white power. 0.97

00:44:36.000 They all make people incredibly uncomfortable for the same reason.

00:44:40.000 Because they're not true.

00:44:44.000 Number nine, please don't stop believing this bullshit, funding it, and being our brainwashed slave.

00:44:52.000 Stay engaged.

00:44:53.000 Even when the work gets difficult, stay engaged.

00:44:55.000 Oppression is constant, and we will never be out of a job because systemic racism will go on forever.

00:45:03.000 They're like Palestinians. 1.00

00:45:05.000 Palestinians will never take a deal from Israel. 0.93

00:45:07.000 Even if it was like, you get everything we get, 50-50.

00:45:11.000 No fucking way, because their job is to constantly antagonize Israel. 0.91

00:45:15.000 They don't want a solution.

00:45:17.000 Neither do these people.

00:45:18.000 They want this to continue.

00:45:21.000 Oppression is constant and marginalized.

00:45:22.000 People do not have the privilege of turning off.

00:45:25.000 This will never end, no matter what you do.

00:45:28.000 And then, of course, give me your fucking money.

00:45:31.000 Commit to financially support a local organization doing social justice work in your community, not just once, but on an ongoing basis.

00:45:37.000 Give me all your money.

00:45:40.000 Seeking to be an ally is an ongoing journey, and this list simply represents a starting point.

00:45:46.000 Please refer to the below sources which informed this list and continue to seek out and practice ways that you can be an ally.

00:45:52.000 Sources, Isabel DeBrugia, so you want to wear a safety pin.

00:45:56.000 Jamie Utt, so you call yourself an ally.

00:45:59.000 10 things all allies need to know.

00:46:01.000 And then, of course, our own Southern Poverty Law Center.

00:46:04.000 Speak up, responding to everyday bigotry.

00:46:07.000 Well, this is getting pinned on the office fridge.

00:46:09.000 You're not getting a snack without reading the horrible things you've done and why you need to be an ally.

00:46:14.000 Okay, so I think this is a tip of the iceberg.

00:46:16.000 We won't spend any more time on this, but go back to the original email.

00:46:20.000 So that was just one link, right?

00:46:22.000 Self-knowledge.

00:46:23.000 It's funny that this is a to-do list and it's within a to-do list.

00:46:26.000 But then you click on another part of the to-do list.

00:46:30.000 Wait, go back.

00:46:30.000 What's the third point?

00:46:31.000 Be international.

00:46:32.000 Use inclusive language.

00:46:34.000 Apologizing.

00:46:35.000 You've got to apologize when you get something wrong and incorporate pronouns into introductions.

00:46:42.000 What's that got to do with?

00:46:43.000 Oh, be intentional.

00:46:44.000 Sorry.

00:46:45.000 I'm reading it from across the board.

00:46:46.000 I'm intentional, Gabin.

00:46:48.000 Be intentional.

00:46:50.000 These people are not treating English properly.

00:46:54.000 Okay, so you click on this and you realize these people have been fucking around for thousands of hours, creating ridiculous charts and traditions and days and seminars. 0.57

00:47:08.000 This was Vice, by the way.

00:47:10.000 When Saroush and I first started the company, it was a government scam and it was this.

00:47:16.000 It was a calendar of various diversity projects.

00:47:19.000 And we just hijacked it and made it about punk and skateboarding.

00:47:21.000 You can scroll through each of these columns if you'd like.

00:47:24.000 Go ahead.

00:47:25.000 Yeah, let's go through each and every single one of these and have a 37-hour show about what you can do to apologize.

00:47:32.000 Well, I'm a Western chauvinist, actually, and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.

00:47:50.000 Look in Australia, man.

00:47:52.000 Australia's music is amazing right now.

00:47:54.000 They're going through a musical renaissance reminiscent of the late 70s in New York and London.

00:47:59.000 But this band's from the 80s, so they're stalwarts.

00:48:01.000 They're having a resurgence now that Australia is drowning in awesome music.

00:48:08.000 ACDC.

00:48:10.000 And they're Scottish, too, which is...

00:48:12.000 They are?

00:48:13.000 Yeah.

00:48:14.000 Cosmic Psychos are Scottish?

00:48:16.000 No, no, no.

00:48:16.000 ACDC.

00:48:17.000 You said ACDC.

00:48:19.000 Yeah, but they're Australian. 0.98

00:48:20.000 Australian Scottish, so you gotta love them.

00:48:22.000 Scroll through.

00:48:23.000 I wanted you to scroll through physically.

00:48:25.000 We have a touchscreen sensor.

00:48:27.000 Okay.

00:48:28.000 City Resources Honoring Black History Toolkits. 0.84

00:48:31.000 Let's do a toolkit.

00:48:32.000 Go down to this one.

00:48:34.000 Okay, you gotta touch it.

00:48:36.000 Uh-huh.

00:48:36.000 And then oh, there you go.

00:48:40.000 Okay.

00:48:41.000 Allying at work.

00:48:42.000 Click.

00:48:43.000 Okay.

00:48:46.000 That's pretty cool.

00:48:47.000 Oh, my God.

00:48:49.000 So much money wasted on this myth.

00:48:54.000 You want to fix the problem of racism in New York?

00:48:57.000 Shut the fuck up and get back to work. 0.99

00:49:00.000 That's it.

00:49:01.000 It's done.

00:49:02.000 It's not like pedophilia where kids are getting fucked and we want to stop that.

00:49:07.000 It's a made-up problem based on the fact that blacks are not doing well. 1.00

00:49:12.000 You assumed it's my fault.

00:49:14.000 This is endless.

00:49:16.000 Like if you click on.

00:49:17.000 If you click on one thing, it's a series of other things.

00:49:20.000 There's more links.

00:49:22.000 It never stops.

00:49:23.000 Yeah, click on the thrive.

00:49:25.000 Oh, good.

00:49:26.000 One of the pages can't be.

00:49:27.000 We didn't do our job.

00:49:28.000 Oops.

00:49:29.000 Toolkits?

00:49:30.000 Mental health services.

00:49:31.000 Oh, yeah, you can't have mental health services.

00:49:32.000 That's an actual thing that New Yorkers do need.

00:49:38.000 No, I bet, like, what percentage of the New York state budget is on diversity, cultural awareness, and uplifting voices?

00:49:47.000 It's probably like 60%.

00:49:49.000 So you have hundreds of people working full-time on this fake problem.

00:49:55.000 You're going to have a lot of shit.

00:49:59.000 Anyway, speaking of shit and the government, it's time for my pet Biden.

00:50:09.000 Biden.

00:50:10.000 On him I can depend.

00:50:13.000 My pet.

00:50:14.000 Biden.

00:50:16.000 President.

00:50:17.000 He's big and food.

00:50:18.000 Sleepy.

00:50:19.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:50:22.000 My pet.

00:50:23.000 Biden.

00:50:23.000 Wait, what?

00:50:24.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:50:27.000 So I wanted to get to this last night, but we were too busy with the clown show.

00:50:34.000 So this was Jimmy Kimmel and Biden two nights ago.

00:50:40.000 And he is obsessed with biracial commercials.

00:50:43.000 He thinks it's evidence that we've come a long way.

00:50:46.000 The idea of someone being offended by a mixed-race couple is 50 years out of date.

00:50:52.000 So that's how lost in the past he is.

00:50:54.000 It reminds me of this Bob Odenkirk character who would talk about your horse machines and your fancy dark sparkling bubble water when he's talking about cars and Coca-Cola and stuff.

00:51:06.000 He's that out of date.

00:51:08.000 This guy thinks that mixed race couples on TV is a major deal.

00:51:12.000 First of all, white people couldn't give less of a fuck who you fucked.

00:51:16.000 Black people, nah. 1.00

00:51:18.000 Black women don't love it when they see like a black man with a white woman or an Asian. 1.00

00:51:22.000 They're offended, but that's not what you mean.

00:51:24.000 You mean I'm offended and I don't care.

00:51:27.000 The reason biracial commercials exist is because women, white women, fantasize. 1.00

00:51:34.000 They don't want it in practice.

00:51:35.000 They don't really want their daughter to marry a black guy.

00:51:37.000 But they fantasize about poor, weak black women being in control. 1.00

00:51:43.000 White women feel bad about black women. 1.00

00:51:46.000 That's why they say listen to black women and hear their voices because they think, oh, these women are oppressed. 1.00

00:51:52.000 And that's why they say Leslie Jones is beautiful and all this dumb shit. 1.00

00:51:55.000 Because they see them as like hurt fawns in the forest.

00:52:00.000 And so they dress up the fawn and they give it muscles and it's in a commercial going, I'm a big tough deer.

00:52:06.000 And they go, there you go, Bambi. 0.88

00:52:08.000 Your mom didn't die.

00:52:09.000 Now you're cool.

00:52:10.000 It's a bizarre way to see the world, but it sells products.

00:52:13.000 So that's why they do it.

00:52:14.000 Joe, you've got it completely wrong.

00:52:18.000 That's not a joke.

00:52:20.000 You turn on the TV.

00:52:22.000 Look at the ads.

00:52:22.000 When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV?

00:52:25.000 When's the last time you saw the way, I mean, people are selling products.

00:52:29.000 They do ads to sell products.

00:52:31.000 And they sell products when people, they appeal to people.

00:52:34.000 Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going.

00:52:37.000 I just hope I find it along the way.

00:52:39.000 I'm serious.

00:52:40.000 You turn on the TV.

00:52:41.000 I'm serious, man.

00:52:42.000 It's not a joke.

00:52:44.000 Nobody thought it was a joke, Joe.

00:52:46.000 We're laughing because you're dumb.

00:52:48.000 Okay, so this is, he did his usual tangents, right?

00:52:52.000 And around 53 seconds in, there seems to be a hard cut where Jimmy goes, we're going to go to a commercial because he realizes this propaganda I'm doing is actually doing more harm than good.

00:53:03.000 And I'm telling you, that's the future of Joe Biden.

00:53:06.000 It's possible we have another seven years of him.

00:53:08.000 And the only way that's going to happen is to hide him.

00:53:11.000 We are going to see less and less of Joe as Joe sees less and less cognitive abilities.

00:53:19.000 So there's a lot of major things we've done.

00:53:22.000 But what we haven't done is we haven't been able to communicate it in a way that is.

00:53:28.000 What?

00:53:29.000 Wait, stop.

00:53:31.000 Isn't it great that he can't communicate the word communicate?

00:53:36.000 We have to communicate.

00:53:38.000 You do.

00:53:38.000 The problem is people can't articulate their thoughts and convey what they're trying to say.

00:53:44.000 Wait, I can't convey my thoughts and explain what I'm trying to say.

00:53:48.000 I guess I'm the problem.

00:53:51.000 That's what you just said, Joe.

00:53:53.000 You said you are the problem.

00:53:54.000 And guess what?

00:53:56.000 You're right.

00:53:57.000 That is.

00:54:00.000 Go to the beginning.

00:54:00.000 You've got to see this.

00:54:01.000 Well, see, that's.

00:54:02.000 No question.

00:54:03.000 So there's a lot of major things we've done.

00:54:06.000 But what we haven't done is we haven't been able to communicate it in a way that is.

00:54:13.000 Let me say it another way.

00:54:14.000 Well, see, that's kind of perfect.

00:54:15.000 Yeah.

00:54:16.000 We haven't been able to communicate it.

00:54:18.000 See that?

00:54:19.000 I took a shot at him.

00:54:20.000 Jimmy Kimmel can tell that Joe Biden forgot what he was saying.

00:54:24.000 So he says, yeah, that's perfect.

00:54:26.000 You can't communicate all the success you've been having, right?

00:54:30.000 That's what you were saying, Joe.

00:54:31.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:54:32.000 It is not a joke.

00:54:36.000 Vice principal under I thought that was a jab, but you know what it's like, you know, when you see people interacting with like handicapped people and just being too nice.

00:54:45.000 Jimmy Kimmel's not taking a jab.

00:54:46.000 Right.

00:54:47.000 He's reminding him of what he was talking about.

00:54:48.000 It really reminds me of when you see somebody interacting with like a special needs person, you're like, are you being like condescending towards them?

00:54:55.000 You can't tell because it's hard to interact with people.

00:54:58.000 Like people who stutter.

00:54:59.000 You're like, yeah, yeah, I know.

00:55:00.000 Thoroughbred.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:02.000 Right.

00:55:02.000 You got it.

00:55:02.000 You're doing great.

00:55:03.000 You're doing great.

00:55:04.000 And it's like, are you being a dick or nice?

00:55:06.000 Can't tell.

00:55:07.000 Look how the press has changed.

00:55:09.000 Look how the press has changed.

00:55:10.000 It has changed.

00:55:11.000 Oh, Alyssa, I get it.

00:55:12.000 I know.

00:55:13.000 You overstand it.

00:55:14.000 You don't just understand it.

00:55:15.000 You overstand it.

00:55:15.000 Okay, Joe, stop.

00:55:17.000 But here's the deal.

00:55:18.000 Don't play with the English language when you can't do the basics.

00:55:22.000 It's like art, painting.

00:55:24.000 Don't break the rules until you know the rules.

00:55:26.000 Picasso used to do thoroughly realist nudes.

00:55:31.000 He knew how to paint.

00:55:32.000 He knew how to do it right.

00:55:34.000 Then he fucking got crazy.

00:55:36.000 And that's why it looks good because you could tell the guy knows the basics.

00:55:40.000 Don't come up with words like overstand when you don't understand the word understand.

00:55:46.000 I could watch this all day.

00:55:48.000 Look how the press has changed.

00:55:49.000 It has changed.

00:55:49.000 Oh, listen, I get it.

00:55:51.000 I know you overstand it.

00:55:52.000 You don't just understand it.

00:55:53.000 You overstate it.

00:55:54.000 The press has changed around the time that you became vice president.

00:55:59.000 The blind sycophants that Obama got, Clinton, Bill Clinton, was criticized.

00:56:07.000 He was a lefty, but the left criticized him.

00:56:11.000 He was a good president.

00:56:13.000 He didn't spend a lot of money.

00:56:14.000 He was fiscally conservative, which is all I really care about.

00:56:17.000 George W. Bush spent way more money than him, and I prefer Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

00:56:22.000 I don't really care about him fucking interns.

00:56:25.000 But when he did fuck that intern, the left and the right came after him.

00:56:28.000 When Obama came along, it was a non-stop fuck fest.

00:56:38.000 They had shit all over their lips from kissing his ass.

00:56:42.000 And it's been a shit show ever since.

00:56:44.000 The fucking reporting on Trump was ridiculous.

00:56:47.000 And the way Joe Biden is portrayed is insane.

00:56:50.000 He's even on late night talk shows where the host slowly coaxes good publicity out of him and cuts when he starts rambling like a fucking idiot.

00:57:07.000 I don't think I've seen that one before.

00:57:10.000 Not in a long time.

00:57:11.000 Media kissing ass. 1.00

00:57:12.000 Take it away, Joe.

00:57:16.000 What?

00:57:17.000 Okay.

00:57:20.000 No question.

00:57:22.000 Look how the press is changing.

00:57:23.000 It has changed.

00:57:23.000 Oh, listen, I get it.

00:57:25.000 I know you overstand it.

00:57:26.000 You don't just understand it.

00:57:27.000 You overstand it.

00:57:29.000 But here's the deal.

00:57:31.000 One of the things is that it's very difficult now to have a even with notable exceptions, even the really good reporters, they have to get number clicks on nightly news.

00:57:46.000 So instead of asking a question, anyway, it just everything gets sensationalized in ways that, but I'm convinced we can get through this.

00:57:54.000 We have to get through it.

00:57:56.000 And one of the things, look.

00:57:57.000 I'm going to take a break and then we'll talk a little bit more if you don't mind.

00:58:00.000 I'm sorry.

00:58:01.000 We have some of those commercials.

00:58:02.000 We have some biracial commercials we need to show.

00:58:05.000 Okay, so here's a million-dollar question.

00:58:07.000 Was that a hard cut?

00:58:09.000 Did he interrupt Joe Biden just then?

00:58:12.000 Or did he let Joe Biden zone out and then say, I'm going to cut to a commercial?

00:58:17.000 And then they just compressed it and made it look like it was Jimmy who interrupted him.

00:58:23.000 I'm going to go with the latter.

00:58:24.000 Jimmy Kim Alive is not live.

00:58:26.000 I've been there.

00:58:27.000 He used to have a bar in the green room.

00:58:29.000 It was as big as this studio, the green room.

00:58:31.000 It was awesome.

00:58:32.000 And they shoot it around 5 p.m.

00:58:37.000 So I think that that embarrassing tirade you saw was much worse.

00:58:43.000 Go back to it just right before.

00:58:48.000 I'm going to take a break and then we'll about 10 seconds.

00:58:50.000 We're going to get through this.

00:58:51.000 We have to get through it.

00:58:52.000 And one of the things, look, I'm going to take a break and then we'll talk.

00:58:56.000 Look, I'm going to take a break.

00:58:58.000 Okay, so here's what he said.

00:58:59.000 He went, one of the things, look, we, I mean, I should probably, I should say it another way.

00:59:07.000 I'm probably saying too much, but we just need to work to make it right, and it's tough.

00:59:17.000 Anyway, I don't know.

00:59:19.000 I should probably.

00:59:20.000 I don't think that's a hard cut because you can see his body, the momentum moving onto the armchair and then continuing through with the same facial expression in the cut.

00:59:29.000 He continues to sink back in his chair.

00:59:32.000 Okay, go back.

00:59:33.000 And his hand is at the edge of the chair, leaning the elbow in, resetting it, and then continuing back into the chair.

00:59:42.000 Well, you just ruined my whole theory.

00:59:44.000 Well, we were trying to get to the bottom of it.

00:59:46.000 Well, I don't like truth.

00:59:47.000 You just want your theory to be...

00:59:49.000 I'm like the media.

00:59:50.000 I just want my narrative to win, and I hide the truth in order to further my propaganda.

00:59:55.000 Well, then what they did was, to support your theory, is they cut, see this right here down the middle?

01:00:00.000 They keep Joe sitting back into the chair, and then they have the hard cut happens over here.

01:00:09.000 Oh, right.

01:00:10.000 They can slice the screen there because they never overlap.

01:00:12.000 You see him like starting to talk.

01:00:15.000 Hey, man, come on, man.

01:00:18.000 Your theory is correct.

01:00:19.000 Well, we don't know.

01:00:24.000 And then here's a strange analogy where they pretend they follow the rules.

01:00:30.000 Now, let me be clear here.

01:00:31.000 Joe Biden and his team stole the election.

01:00:34.000 There's no doubt in my mind about that.

01:00:36.000 On top of that, it's been relentless corruption.

01:00:40.000 Hunter Biden is a disgusting pervert.

01:00:44.000 I just put a video of him on Getter where him and a crack whore, he's working out how to skull fuck her. 1.00

01:00:50.000 And he's suggesting she lie on her back with her head back so he can plunge his dick down her throat. 1.00

01:00:54.000 She's got a dildo with her, and he has a revolver. 0.94

01:01:01.000 That's a distraction.

01:01:02.000 That's pretty bad.

01:01:03.000 And if it was Donald Trump Jr. doing this, oh my God, there'd be riots in the streets.

01:01:07.000 Fuck, he's got a big dick.

01:01:09.000 Is that a blurred big dick?

01:01:12.000 That's impressive, dude.

01:01:14.000 That's like the fake blurring in Borat.

01:01:19.000 He's out of his mind?

01:01:24.000 What's he looking at?

01:01:27.000 I mean, when it comes to sex, he's a hard worker.

01:01:30.000 He's getting shit done.

01:01:32.000 So right now, you're about to see her put down some sort of dildo thing. 1.00

01:01:36.000 I don't know if that goes on her clitoris or up her butthole or something. 1.00

01:01:40.000 She's going to put that.

01:01:42.000 She's wearing high-heel shoes, too.

01:01:45.000 There we go.

01:01:46.000 I'll put that there.

01:01:48.000 And then I'm going to...

01:01:52.000 So this is him telling her to lie in her back.

01:01:57.000 For her face fucking section. 1.00

01:01:59.000 But anyway, while we watch that, the corruption here with Ukraine, with Joe Biden killing an investigation into corruption, using quid pro quo and saying, you're not going to get money from Obama if you,

01:02:15.000 there's the gun, if you continue this investigation.

01:02:18.000 Because I'm in it.

01:02:20.000 My fingerprints and my son's fingerprints are all over it.

01:02:22.000 We have emails where Hunter Biden gleefully admits this corruption is going on and he uses his father to curry favor in corrupt business deals and he talks about the big guy.

01:02:34.000 This is all breaking the rules, obviously.

01:02:37.000 It's highly illegal and corrupt behavior.

01:02:40.000 Stone election is a tip of the iceberg.

01:02:42.000 The crackhead horse shit is a tip of the iceberg.

01:02:45.000 Hedge funds in China, him and the catch-up czar, what's his name, John Kerry, John Kerry's son, making millions upon millions in fake business deals that were set up via the vice president of the United States.

01:03:01.000 That's breaking the rules.

01:03:03.000 And Joe's takeaway, they always say the opposite of the truth.

01:03:05.000 Joe's takeaway is we're breaking the rules.

01:03:08.000 And what should happen to us?

01:03:11.000 We should go to jail because we break the rules.

01:03:15.000 This isn't just veering from the truth.

01:03:18.000 This is 180 degrees of lies.

01:03:22.000 Go ahead.

01:03:26.000 You often get asked, look, the Republicans don't play it square.

01:03:29.000 Why do you play it square?

01:03:31.000 Well, guess what?

01:03:32.000 If we do the same thing they do, our democracy will literally be in jeopardy.

01:03:36.000 Would you suppose to metaphorically be in jeopardy?

01:03:38.000 Not a joke.

01:03:40.000 Not a joke.

01:03:41.000 Not a joke.

01:03:42.000 He thinks it's a joke, I think, Kimmel.

01:03:44.000 It's not a joke.

01:03:45.000 He thinks everything's a joke.

01:03:48.000 But also, it's like you're playing monopoly with somebody who, you know, won't pass go and won't follow any of the rules.

01:03:54.000 And how do you ever make any progress if they're not following the rules?

01:03:59.000 You have to keep them to jail.

01:04:03.000 Yeah, doesn't everyone clap?

01:04:05.000 Go directly to jail.

01:04:06.000 Go directly to jail.

01:04:08.000 Look, the Republicans don't play jail.

01:04:09.000 They want us to go to jail.

01:04:11.000 Maybe we can go to re-education camps at least, and I could learn to unlearn my horrible racism and learn about slavery for a change.

01:04:19.000 I've never heard of it.

01:04:20.000 And then here was another doozy, last one.

01:04:24.000 So, but while Biden was running for election, he called Trump a fascist, and he said, Trump has way too many executive orders.

01:04:34.000 And he goes, who makes executive orders?

01:04:36.000 A dictator.

01:04:38.000 Trump is a dictator.

01:04:39.000 Biden was then elected.

01:04:41.000 Fake.

01:04:43.000 And he went on to have at least twice as many executive orders as Trump.

01:04:49.000 And you know how he explains that?

01:04:51.000 He doesn't.

01:04:51.000 He sticks to story A and hopes no one looks up how many executive orders he has.

01:04:57.000 Go to 2-2.

01:04:58.000 The exchange where Kimmel Presses Biden.

01:05:01.000 They called it pressing Biden.

01:05:03.000 Why don't you sign executive orders?

01:05:04.000 Trump handed them out like Halloween candy, Biden says.

01:05:06.000 We can't become like them.

01:05:07.000 Biden signed a record 37 EOs in his first week and is averaging 12 more a year than Trump.

01:05:17.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:05:19.000 And go to 2-3 because I remembered that when I heard him talking about executive orders, I thought, dude, you should shut up about executive orders.

01:05:27.000 That's one of your biggest fuck-ups.

01:05:30.000 Joe Biden once said that excessive reliance on executive orders, this is 2021, and ignoring the legislature is dictatorial.

01:05:38.000 Well, Joe, are you aware that it now applies to you?

01:05:42.000 What the fuck, dude?

01:05:44.000 Hello?

01:05:45.000 Hello, man.

01:05:46.000 Hey, I'm doing a show here, dude.

01:05:49.000 I don't care.

01:05:50.000 Whenever I call you, you answer the motherfucking phone, all right?

01:05:53.000 Yes, sir.

01:05:56.000 I got your camera in.

01:05:57.000 So just Monday, if you want to come in, because the colour will be here.

01:06:01.000 All right, thanks, dude.

01:06:01.000 I'm literally recording now, though.

01:06:03.000 I gotta go.

01:06:04.000 What do you think, bud?

01:06:07.000 You're gonna get a dash camera on the cars.

01:06:11.000 They range from $450 to $900.

01:06:16.000 Some of them turn on if someone goes near the car while it's parked.

01:06:22.000 So yeah, we got that all cleared up?

01:06:26.000 Right?

01:06:26.000 I think so.

01:06:28.000 Executive orders, not him.

01:06:35.000 Let's just do a quick feminism before we jump over to the mailbag. 1.00

01:06:41.000 Okay?

01:06:42.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

01:06:44.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

01:06:53.000 Who said I was too pretty to fight? 1.00

01:06:58.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

01:07:07.000 That's true.

01:07:08.000 What am I doing?

01:07:08.000 It's a mailbag.

01:07:10.000 So I thought this was weird.

01:07:11.000 Sex dolls are ready to hit the market.

01:07:14.000 I cannot imagine anyone fucking these.

01:07:17.000 And when I do really picture it, I want to start crying.

01:07:21.000 What is sadder than a man lying on top of a sex bot, kissing its weird latex lips and like probably rubbing its shoulder?

01:07:32.000 Oh my God.

01:07:33.000 And then he, oh, then he rolls over.

01:07:36.000 What does he do then?

01:07:37.000 We already talked about this during the marathon, I think.

01:07:40.000 He definitely abuses her because he's mad at himself.

01:07:43.000 The same reason that black thugs kill trannies after they fuck them, he must just like shove her off the bed, stupid bitch, and then just cry, right? 1.00

01:07:53.000 Hopefully.

01:07:53.000 You can't be happy.

01:07:55.000 You can't be like, oh, oh, yeah, I love you.

01:07:59.000 All right, then prop her up. 1.00

01:08:00.000 You want to, oh yeah, yeah, you don't eat.

01:08:02.000 But I'm going to make some eggs.

01:08:05.000 When a man fucks a robot, he just cries and turns over to his side.

01:08:18.000 He definitely does.

01:08:20.000 So anyway, the Glaswegian accent is not appealing on a woman. 0.99

01:08:26.000 I'm sorry.

01:08:28.000 Australian, Israeli, bad accents for ladies. 1.00

01:08:32.000 English accents?

01:08:33.000 Yes.

01:08:33.000 French accent?

01:08:34.000 Oh, yes.

01:08:35.000 Spanish, like Dominican, Puerto Rican?

01:08:38.000 Yeah, we can work with that.

01:08:39.000 Black woman, sure. 1.00

01:08:40.000 Like ghetto? 0.58

01:08:41.000 Yeah.

01:08:42.000 Glaswegian, no.

01:08:44.000 And for some reason, they gave...

01:08:46.000 My mom sent me this, by the way, because she goes, she sounds like me in uni, university.

01:08:53.000 And they gave her a Glaswegian accent.

01:08:56.000 Hey, guys, if you want to fuck Glaswegians, go to Glasgow. 0.99

01:08:59.000 They're all sluts. 1.00

01:09:00.000 Remember when that terrorist drove into the Glasgow airport and lit himself on fire?

01:09:05.000 And someone said, well, if you're coming to Glasgow looking for 72 virgins, you've come to the wrong place.

01:09:14.000 I took a black man to Glasgow, Derek Beckles.

01:09:17.000 It was World War Z. Women were crawling over the jukebox to get to him. 0.98

01:09:23.000 It was scary.

01:09:25.000 We had to run out the back door.

01:09:26.000 One woman came up to him at a club and goes, look here, ye, I'll go out and bed with my mates. 0.99

01:09:31.000 Who's going to get shagged fuss tonight? 1.00

01:09:32.000 And I'd rather just get Urwa.

01:09:35.000 Not the most romantic gesture in the world, but he was too cheap to get a hotel, so he lost that pussy. 1.00

01:09:40.000 And we had a big fight about it.

01:09:41.000 Anyway, listen to this.

01:09:46.000 Through that system, you can connect the AI that you've created in the app to the robot and carry on the conversation with her that way.

01:09:54.000 Once you've got that loaded and you hit chat, she just comes to life.

01:10:06.000 Hold on, I'm coming.

01:10:07.000 10 minutes without you seems like an eternity.

01:10:13.000 Now he feels bad for hitting her.

01:10:17.000 He beats the shit out of her.

01:10:18.000 He kicks her in the head, even.

01:10:20.000 And then he comes back and he goes, hey, baby, 10 minutes without you seems like a lifetime and all.

01:10:26.000 And he's like, oh, I'm sorry.

01:10:28.000 Then he cries again.

01:10:29.000 There is so much crying in the sex bot household. 0.97

01:10:34.000 Violence, crying, and fucking.

01:10:39.000 And then I assume suicide.

01:10:41.000 Sex bot. 0.67

01:10:42.000 If you see someone buying a sex bot, call a suicide hotline immediately.

01:10:49.000 And then here, I thought this was funny, some bitch getting arrested. 1.00

01:10:52.000 If you're doing some political action, and especially if it involves attacking the president, when you get arrested, you're like, maybe I'll like yell and be like, fucking revolution!

01:11:02.000 The revolution happens now.

01:11:04.000 We need to rise up.

01:11:06.000 You don't tell the cops to fuck off and say, get off of me.

01:11:10.000 Did you not know this was going to happen?

01:11:12.000 These women, these feminists, these liberals, they don't understand that there are consequences for their actions. 1.00

01:11:18.000 They are spoiled brats who think they can just attack a president and then he'll go, shit, I better change that law. 1.00

01:11:24.000 And then they'll go home.

01:11:25.000 This is unfettered privilege, Really, liberal privilege.

01:11:31.000 This is someone who's never been told no, not once in their lives.

01:11:36.000 And there's the president.

01:11:37.000 I'm going to go attack him.

01:11:44.000 Like, that tote could be a bomb.

01:11:47.000 Now, listen to her reaction.

01:11:53.000 She said, dude, what the fuck?

01:11:56.000 Get off me. 0.85

01:12:00.000 Get off of her.

01:12:03.000 Still don't know if the tote's a bomb, by the way.

01:12:05.000 Look at her fighting. 1.00

01:12:08.000 Like, she's going to get free.

01:12:10.000 There's a gun.

01:12:11.000 Is that a fucking gun just on the floor?

01:12:13.000 Guys.

01:12:13.000 Wait, did one of their guns fall?

01:12:15.000 Yeah, there's a gun.

01:12:17.000 See that?

01:12:19.000 Oh my god, dude.

01:12:20.000 Kidding me.

01:12:21.000 Wait, I want to see that fall.

01:12:23.000 We got to go back now.

01:12:23.000 I want to see that fall out.

01:12:26.000 You didn't think you're going to get arrested when you approached a presidential motorcade?

01:12:30.000 I think it happened somewhere there.

01:12:35.000 Fuck!

01:12:37.000 Get off of me, you bitch. 1.00

01:12:38.000 Fuck you, you fucking pig. 0.98

01:12:40.000 Here-ish.

01:12:42.000 Or she was on the gun. 0.99

01:12:45.000 You gotta secure those a little better, boys.

01:12:48.000 Dude.

01:12:49.000 Dude.

01:12:50.000 And just the casualness of...

01:12:52.000 Let me just get that for you.

01:12:52.000 That's like when you were fighting jail and I had to grab his gun out of his pocket.

01:12:56.000 Yeah, that was a little scary.

01:12:58.000 Look at her.

01:12:59.000 She's crying.

01:13:01.000 Get off of me, you fucking jerk.

01:13:03.000 I want to go home.

01:13:06.000 All I did was attack the president of the free world with a bag around my arm that could be anything.

01:13:11.000 Are in fact demented.

01:13:17.000 Get the fuck off me. 1.00

01:13:18.000 That's my favorite line.

01:13:26.000 Oh, she's hot. 1.00

01:13:32.000 What's she yelling?

01:13:34.000 You should yell your name if you're a lefty at these things because they'll get you some lawyer, not court appointed, some like super wealthy socialist lawyer will magically appear.

01:13:45.000 Anyway.

01:13:48.000 What did you think was going to happen?

01:13:49.000 And what do you think is going to happen now?

01:13:51.000 I don't understand resisting arrest.

01:13:54.000 I think they're going to just go.

01:13:56.000 Really, please.

01:13:57.000 Producer, bread bones, start to.

01:14:01.000 Sold me Bigfoot?

01:14:02.000 Something about abortion?

01:14:05.000 I'm rolling.

01:14:07.000 Really, please.

01:14:08.000 Producer, Big Blood, Star King.

01:14:11.000 Only safe ones.

01:14:13.000 Supreme Court won't stop abortion.

01:14:17.000 Get the fuck off of me, you stupid cop.

01:14:20.000 Okay, sorry.

01:14:21.000 God, you don't have to yell and use the F word.

01:14:25.000 I'll leave you alone.

01:14:26.000 We're just trying to arrest you for potentially murdering the President of the United States.

01:14:31.000 He's a fucking idiot, don't get me wrong, but you're not allowed to murder him.

01:14:37.000 But if you are going to make a big scene, then yeah, we'll stop.

01:14:41.000 Resisting arrest is the most retarded thing you can do for the record. 0.98

01:14:45.000 We tell everyone who follows the show, if you're in trouble and you're getting arrested, just seethe.

01:14:52.000 Hate his guts.

01:14:53.000 Maybe he's a corrupt cop.

01:14:55.000 Maybe you're getting arrested for no reason.

01:14:57.000 Be pissed off.

01:14:59.000 Make careful notes of everything that's happening for your future complaint.

01:15:04.000 But as far as pissing him off or getting away, it's not going to happen.

01:15:10.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:15:12.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:15:17.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:15:22.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:25.000 Your password is required.

01:15:27.000 Jeez.

01:15:29.000 Holy fuck, Maddie is so mad. 1.00

01:15:31.000 He lost his old number.

01:15:33.000 He got a new phone number.

01:15:34.000 Yeah.

01:15:35.000 And then he got a new phone.

01:15:38.000 And all his, he can't get into his email now because the way they verified is they send you a verification code to your phone.

01:15:44.000 He doesn't have that number anymore.

01:15:46.000 So he is freaking the fuck out.

01:15:50.000 Veins popping out of his neck in the car.

01:15:53.000 Will you stop telling me I have emails?

01:15:57.000 How do I stop that?

01:16:00.000 What an annoying thing.

01:16:03.000 Oh, you're airdropping me shit?

01:16:05.000 No.

01:16:06.000 Not that I think.

01:16:06.000 No.

01:16:07.000 That must be from a long time ago.

01:16:09.000 Okay.

01:16:12.000 Alrighty.

01:16:13.000 Oh, my stars.

01:16:15.000 Lots of mail.

01:16:16.000 We haven't gotten to do to do.

01:16:19.000 Um.

01:16:25.000 Gina says, did you fucking realize that piece of shit watched Ashley Babbitt get shot and killed, then continued on inside to provide footage that CNM paid him for with no care? 1.00

01:16:38.000 In fact, in his own footage, he is blaringly excited saying to his blonde cohort, see, didn't I tell you this would be the best day? 0.91

01:16:46.000 I fucking told you.

01:16:47.000 She's talking about John Sullivan, the Antifa who was there, and ostensibly got Ashley Babbitt killed.

01:16:54.000 I will try and find the footage, or maybe Miss Swan can find the clips to watch them play out one after another. 0.65

01:16:59.000 I guess you're Miss Swan.

01:17:01.000 Oh, him egging Ashley on, her getting shot, her bleeding out, lying on the floor.

01:17:05.000 Sullivan inside the Grand Hall bragging with blonde cohort. 0.89

01:17:08.000 Yeah.

01:17:09.000 And you know what else CNN did?

01:17:11.000 They sent, with the money, he went to other places.

01:17:14.000 He was like Ukraine or some shit. 1.00

01:17:16.000 And that is to make him look more like a journalist than Antifa, because CNN doesn't want to be caught funding Antifa in the insurrection.

01:17:24.000 That's a bad look.

01:17:25.000 Just like David Chartel, you know what they did after the Roger Stone thing in?

01:17:29.000 They sent him to Mexico.

01:17:31.000 And he was there, and his Twitter bio became something about representative for the Latino American Journalist Association.

01:17:40.000 Some bullshit cushy job where they lay down until Gavin shuts up about David Chartel.

01:17:44.000 Same with John Sullivan.

01:17:47.000 Let's have him do a bunch of fake jobs so when people call him Antifa, we can say, no, he's a journalist.

01:17:52.000 Here's some of his work.

01:17:55.000 Thanks.

01:17:55.000 I think people need to see this example of Congress ignoring these shit pieces and targeting Proud boys.

01:18:06.000 Lots and lots of letters.

01:18:08.000 Lots of stuff.

01:18:09.000 People thought they were going to get on the show last night, so they really filled the inbox.

01:18:14.000 Oh, we have a lot of unread super chats, too.

01:18:18.000 Should we bang some out?

01:18:20.000 Why weren't you putting up super chats?

01:18:22.000 Because we were just watching the dealio.

01:18:25.000 No, Ryan.

01:18:25.000 Again, you can never admit when you're wrong.

01:18:27.000 Dude, no.

01:18:28.000 There was ones that had nothing.

01:18:29.000 It was $100, and it was like, it had nothing to do with that.

01:18:32.000 And it was like, the word white is blah, blah, blah.

01:18:34.000 And I'm like, I couldn't imagine stopping the January 2020.

01:18:36.000 You don't stop.

01:18:37.000 You just put it up.

01:18:38.000 Okay, but we read 100.

01:18:40.000 You put up other ones?

01:18:41.000 We read 100.

01:18:42.000 Not when it started going down.

01:18:44.000 And then we abandoned all links, all mailbag, all call-ins.

01:18:48.000 So I was like, this is not.

01:18:49.000 All right, put up the live chats then.

01:18:52.000 Really quickly.

01:18:52.000 Bang, bang, bang.

01:18:53.000 Let's get through them.

01:18:58.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang.

01:19:00.000 Someone asking why there's no comment section.

01:19:02.000 There is.

01:19:03.000 At censor.tv online.

01:19:05.000 You have to be logged in.

01:19:08.000 Sir Haggis and Fried Plantain Rice Ball, where would you rank Dinesh D'Souza's daughter?

01:19:13.000 Not to be a simp, but I mean, come on.

01:19:17.000 She's got kind of a weird nose. 0.61

01:19:20.000 She's obviously very high up there. 0.94

01:19:23.000 But I know, like, the numbers 8 and 9 are being floated around.

01:19:26.000 I've met her a few times.

01:19:28.000 So I know what she really looks like.

01:19:31.000 7 seems too low.

01:19:34.000 8 seems a tiny bit generous.

01:19:36.000 I'm going to go with a 7.8.

01:19:40.000 I know with that picture, that picture's an 8.6.

01:19:43.000 But the actual woman is a 7.8, which is great. 1.00

01:19:47.000 I think I'd prefer a 7.8 to an 8.6.

01:19:53.000 Okay, those you can just put up.

01:19:54.000 They can pause them if they really want to read them.

01:19:56.000 It's white trash hate speech. 1.00

01:19:58.000 Yeah, it should be.

01:19:59.000 Nazis should be hate speech.

01:20:01.000 Calling someone a Nazi is our N-word.

01:20:04.000 Now, did it work?

01:20:06.000 I think I remember seeing that go up.

01:20:08.000 Did it work this time?

01:20:11.000 Did this work?

01:20:13.000 Max and John are making a lot of money.

01:20:15.000 Hey, Gav, we met at the Nina Fashion Show a little while back.

01:20:17.000 Hope this helps.

01:20:18.000 Max and John.

01:20:19.000 Always here to help.

01:20:20.000 Nina Fashions, not Nina Fashion Show, Nina, the Fitting Room when they were in New York.

01:20:24.000 I met this fat lawyer guy who was cool.

01:20:26.000 Always here to help with the cease and assist letters we discussed as well.

01:20:28.000 That was about proud boys being called white supremacists or Holocaust deniers I've seen.

01:20:33.000 That's a 500 spot.

01:20:35.000 Putting a stop to the false media narrative is clearly key to taking back our republic.

01:20:38.000 Politics is downstream from the culture.

01:20:41.000 Next.

01:20:42.000 Okay.

01:20:44.000 Isn't that Blonde Chicku tick a shit in Johnny's bed? 1.00

01:20:48.000 This is not an investigation.

01:20:49.000 This is a McCarthyite travesty.

01:20:51.000 That's Robbie talking about the trial last night, whatever it was, the hearing.

01:20:57.000 The deaf hearing.

01:20:59.000 Check it out.

01:20:59.000 Per James O'Keefe former.

01:21:00.000 Yeah, we already talked about that.

01:21:03.000 500 bucks, I know.

01:21:05.000 Join the Baby Monsters Telegram group.

01:21:07.000 Okay.

01:21:09.000 This is completely partisan.

01:21:11.000 Next.

01:21:12.000 The cheap ones you can just put up and people can pause it if they're really trying to do it.

01:21:15.000 The real reason the left hates straight white males is because we refuse to fuck them. 0.90

01:21:19.000 It's fags and hags, mad because white guys won't throw them a bone. 1.00

01:21:23.000 The inverse is true as well.

01:21:24.000 They love straight black guys because they will fuck anything. 0.99

01:21:27.000 That's an interesting angle.

01:21:30.000 Next.

01:21:32.000 Can we all agree that Gen 6 was worse than 9-11 and Pearl Harbor combined? 0.88

01:21:36.000 Pray for the folks who saw it happen on TV and now suffer from PTSD.

01:21:40.000 Yeah.

01:21:41.000 AOC is the best one for that.

01:21:43.000 She's mad that she was mocked. 0.98

01:21:44.000 She goes, I locked myself in the bathroom.

01:21:46.000 I was scared I was going to get raped.

01:21:47.000 They would have had to take over that whole building and then start going to other buildings to eventually get to you on their rapathon.

01:21:56.000 Is that it?

01:21:57.000 Yep.

01:21:59.000 Cool.

01:22:04.000 Someone telling us Subway Bread is not bread.

01:22:07.000 Gavin, what's the crake, lad?

01:22:08.000 This is from Ireland.

01:22:09.000 Always get a good laugh from this article.

01:22:12.000 That shit ain't bread.

01:22:13.000 And it's called Subway Bread Ireland.

01:22:15.000 And it's got a Guardian article that says, Subway Bread is not bread.

01:22:18.000 Irish court rules.

01:22:19.000 Judge finds that sugar content of U.S. chain sandwiches exceeds stipulated limit, and they should thus be classified as confectionery.

01:22:27.000 That's right.

01:22:28.000 I don't like Subway anymore.

01:22:30.000 And by the way, people give us a lot of shit because we're in the Bronx and we go to Subway.

01:22:33.000 The nearest deli that has subs is three blocks away.

01:22:37.000 Subway is right next door to us.

01:22:40.000 So we have made the mistake of going there a few times.

01:22:42.000 But this particular subway sucks shit and it's ruined Subway for me.

01:22:53.000 So, I mean, I feel like the chain should know that, that there's some branches out there, some, what do they call them?

01:23:00.000 Franchises.

01:23:01.000 Franchises.

01:23:02.000 Franchisees?

01:23:03.000 That are ruining your brand.

01:23:05.000 Because now when I think of Subway, I think of that bread that's like a sock.

01:23:09.000 And I'm not hungry.

01:23:13.000 Dear Gavin Jaspik, I'd like to start by thanking Gavin for all the entertainment you've provided me.

01:23:17.000 Notice he singles me out and doesn't include you.

01:23:19.000 Ouch.

01:23:20.000 You've provided me for years now.

01:23:21.000 I just found out about you when your trans article for Tacky blew up.

01:23:24.000 That was about 12 years ago.

01:23:26.000 Which is around eight years ago now, if I'm not mistaken.

01:23:28.000 Okay.

01:23:29.000 Ryan is a great guy whose impressions are excellent, and that's somewhat of a dying art these days.

01:23:33.000 His constant excuses for screwing up are very annoying.

01:23:36.000 Remember the Jim, J-I-N, Jim slash G-Y-M fiasco? 0.90

01:23:41.000 I know I don't remember that.

01:23:43.000 Did you spell Jim J-I-M?

01:23:46.000 Jim.

01:23:47.000 Probably.

01:23:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:48.000 Why can't he just say sorry, boss, and move on?

01:23:50.000 The biggest issue I see, though, is that he doesn't appreciate the day you decided to make him your sidekick was the day he won the lottery as far as what his life would have been otherwise.

01:23:58.000 I do have three bits of parenting advice for him, though.

01:24:02.000 Okay, here you go, Ryan.

01:24:03.000 This is for you.

01:24:04.000 Karaoke is great for when you're teaching them to read.

01:24:08.000 Huh.

01:24:09.000 Darts is great for teaching basic mathematics.

01:24:13.000 When they say thank you, make sure to always say you're welcome.

01:24:17.000 You know what my wife says? 1.00

01:24:18.000 She goes, uh-huh.

01:24:20.000 Oh.

01:24:21.000 That's a Midwestern thing.

01:24:23.000 I find it very rude.

01:24:25.000 Let's hope he's like your friend Tommy and is a good dad, despite the way He was treated.

01:24:31.000 Keep up the amazing level of entertainment you've been doing.

01:24:33.000 There's nothing else like it.

01:24:34.000 Oh, thank you very much, Mark.

01:24:35.000 That's nice.

01:24:36.000 Hi, Mark.

01:24:37.000 Hi, Mark.

01:24:40.000 Hey, guys, just dropping a line to say I appreciate you standing up for the white blue-collar working-class man.

01:24:45.000 I am a superintendent for a flooring company and was wondering if you know of a North Georgia Proud Boys group I can join.

01:24:52.000 I can also send some yellow work shirts if you want.

01:24:54.000 God bless, and thanks for reading this on the air.

01:24:56.000 Oh, by the way, I've got some interesting takes on COVID, election, Biden, globalism, and I left my cell phone.

01:25:03.000 How would one audition for a show?

01:25:06.000 Well, I'm about to find out.

01:25:07.000 Let's give them a call.

01:25:09.000 Dupe, doop, doop, doop.

01:25:12.000 Doot, do, do.

01:25:14.000 One three.

01:25:14.000 We were on the air.

01:25:18.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:25:20.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen.

01:25:22.000 Understand why.

01:25:23.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:25:25.000 You have one thing.

01:25:26.000 Thank you for calling.

01:25:27.000 It's great to hear from you.

01:25:29.000 All right, next call.

01:25:33.000 You must be superintending a floor.

01:25:38.000 Lay in some of those fake wood floors that...

01:25:42.000 You've reached the voicemail of please leave your name, number, and a good time to be reached.

01:25:49.000 And I'll give you a call at my earliest convenience.

01:25:52.000 Have a great day.

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01:26:02.000 Hey, Justin.

01:26:04.000 Just in time.

01:26:05.000 You're not.

01:26:08.000 We called to get one of your interesting takes on COVID, election, Biden, and globalism, but you weren't there, so you blew it.

01:26:13.000 Oh, well.

01:26:16.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:26:18.000 Yeah.

01:26:19.000 You're correct.

01:26:23.000 Thanks.

01:26:24.000 Wait, I want to change it.

01:26:27.000 Oh.

01:26:30.000 So I'll do that during the intersection.

01:26:45.000 I changed my mind about the final video, Ryan.

01:26:47.000 Yeah.

01:26:48.000 Because we were talking about wheelchairs and respecting disabilities.

01:26:51.000 Text or email?

01:26:52.000 I just emailed it to you.

01:26:53.000 Gotcha.

01:26:57.000 It could be fake, but it appears to be a gentleman who is asking, a crippled gentleman asking for money comes across his grandmother, and she's not impressed.

01:27:08.000 So that's unfortunate.

01:27:10.000 By the way, that kid, Ethan Lemming, the white kid who got beat to death, wait a minute, let's talk about him for a second here.

01:27:19.000 That story was buried, but it seems to be getting some legs.

01:27:25.000 In fact, my eldest boy brought it up to me this morning when I was driving him to school.

01:27:30.000 So this kid is driving around shooting people with a water gun, a super soaker.

01:27:36.000 And people are like, ah, fuck, shit.

01:27:39.000 You see it in the hood all the time.

01:27:40.000 They do it with paintball, and then people think they've been shot because it's red.

01:27:43.000 So this guy was doing it, and then these black dudes freaked the fuck out, a whole mob of them. 1.00

01:27:48.000 Like, fuck, you're fucking dead.

01:27:49.000 What the fuck, man?

01:27:50.000 And he's like, calm down, guys.

01:27:52.000 It's a water pill.

01:27:52.000 It's just water.

01:27:54.000 And he gets out of the car and he's like, take it down a notch.

01:27:58.000 Right?

01:27:59.000 Begs them to calm down.

01:28:00.000 What were we talking about with Anthony?

01:28:01.000 This knee-jerk reaction where you switch straight to violence.

01:28:05.000 And instead of them calming down, they beat the living shit out of him and killed him.

01:28:13.000 Okay, it wasn't this.

01:28:15.000 This is separate.

01:28:17.000 No, that's...

01:28:18.000 Okay, so that.

01:28:21.000 Wait, you didn't get my email yet?

01:28:24.000 Yeah, that's swarm the white kid, then burn him. 0.99

01:28:27.000 So there, that's, that's black on white.

01:28:29.000 So when it's white on black, it's a super soaker and it's it's distributed to people of all races. 0.98

01:28:35.000 But when it's black on white, it's a fucking bunch of bottle rockets.

01:28:39.000 Play that again?

01:28:43.000 This goes against everything I believe in.

01:28:45.000 What are you doing?

01:28:46.000 Finding it.

01:28:49.000 So what do they do?

01:28:51.000 Oh, they throw fireworks into his car.

01:28:53.000 So he has to get out.

01:28:56.000 And then they start shooting him.

01:29:03.000 Oh, my God.

01:29:04.000 That's fucking serious.

01:29:08.000 That shit burns.

01:29:20.000 That could blind you.

01:29:23.000 Run, dude.

01:29:24.000 Run.

01:29:36.000 I received a call saying there was a fight in the parking lot of 400 West Market, which is a parking lot just east of the basketball court at the IPROMIS school.

01:29:51.000 The caller also said there was a person that was down.

01:29:54.000 Our officers would dispatch at 10.46 and they arrived within three minutes of the call.

01:30:00.000 When the officers got there, they found a male laying on the ground in the parking lot and he was unresponsive.

01:30:10.000 Akram fire medics arrived on scene almost immediately.

01:30:14.000 They tried to provide aid to who we know now to be 17-year-old Ethan Lyman and unfortunately their efforts were unsuccessful.

01:30:26.000 And Ethan was pronounced dead at the scene.

01:30:29.000 What we believe the occupants of the vehicle were using on Saturday night.

01:30:40.000 The only difference is that the toys that they were using were a different color.

01:30:50.000 Let's hear the left explain that away.

01:30:52.000 And remember, we talked about Seth Smith the other night?

01:30:58.000 So, yeah.

01:31:00.000 We're supposed to go through diversity training to curb our racism.

01:31:03.000 There is racism in this country.

01:31:06.000 It's against whites and Asians and other people. 1.00

01:31:11.000 The most racist people in this country tend to be non-whites.

01:31:14.000 We're the least racist group in America, yet we are the ones hammered the hardest about racism.

01:31:20.000 It's just false.

01:31:22.000 I don't feel guilty.

01:31:24.000 In fact, me and the other Westerners, of all races, by the way, created the modern world.

01:31:32.000 Scots, Romans, Asians, plenty of blacks. 1.00

01:31:38.000 So the idea that I'm alone and I'm oppressing everyone is fucking horseshit.

01:31:43.000 You want to get into crime stats?

01:31:45.000 Well, 80% of it is black on black.

01:31:48.000 And I think a lot of racist liberals just ignore that because they say, well, they're gangs and they chose that life or some shit like that.

01:31:56.000 If you want to look at racial crime, black on white versus white on black, there is no comparison. 0.89

01:32:03.000 White on black crime is a fucking myth. 0.97

01:32:06.000 Black on white crime is prevalent, serious, and totally unnoticed.

01:32:15.000 I shouldn't bring up heavy subjects right at the end.

01:32:17.000 Let's see if we can lighten it up with this genius who doesn't respect disabilities.

01:32:23.000 What are you doing up here?

01:32:28.000 Most legs don't ain't thinking. 0.96

01:32:31.000 Wounded at the war?

01:32:42.000 What are you doing up here?

01:32:44.000 Fake?

01:32:45.000 Triple fake.

01:32:46.000 Yeah.

01:32:46.000 Very fake.

01:32:47.000 Just beach ball level fake.

01:32:53.000 Beach ball level fake.

01:32:55.000 Title of the episode?

01:32:56.000 Yeah, that was pretty good.

01:32:59.000 Sometimes those titles coming right at the nick of time.

01:33:01.000 Yeah, I didn't mean to get so heavy right at the end.

01:33:02.000 I'm here on TGIF, Good Friday, ready to rock and roll and enjoy the weekend, have fun with your family, or start thinking about making a family.

01:33:11.000 But I guess the reason I did it was to say a backbone of leftist culture seems to be shame and guilt.

01:33:19.000 It's directed towards white people, and we're told if we're Western chauvinists, we're white supremacists.

01:33:24.000 No, we don't even notice that the majority of the West is white.

01:33:28.000 A lot of what we hate is white.

01:33:30.000 We hate the East, and that's China and Russia. 1.00

01:33:33.000 Communism is white.

01:33:35.000 Socialism is white, and we don't like those things either. 0.94

01:33:38.000 So you making it racial is boring.

01:33:41.000 But if you want to delve into that kiddie pool, when we look around, we see we didn't do anything wrong.

01:33:46.000 America has always been the most egalitarian place on earth.

01:33:50.000 The West didn't invent slavery, but the West alone abolished it. 0.95

01:33:56.000 So the West is done apologizing.

01:33:58.000 The West is the best, and you can persecute the proud boys and throw us in jail for daring to fight Antifa and stand up for the American way.

01:34:06.000 You can throw us in jail for daring to question an election, which was clearly fraudulent and clearly a threat to American democracy and democracy everywhere.

01:34:16.000 If they can steal it here, they can steal it in your country too. 0.92

01:34:21.000 So our anger is justified.

01:34:22.000 Our guilt is not.

01:34:24.000 And we're going to enjoy this weekend without you looming these bullshit socialist narratives about us fucking up the world over our head because you're the one fucking up the world.

01:34:34.000 You see, just like Joe Biden said, we don't follow the rules and we need to go to jail.

01:34:39.000 You don't follow the rules, Joe.

01:34:41.000 You need to go to jail.

01:34:42.000 Everything they say is the opposite of the truth.

01:34:46.000 And we're not falling for it anymore.

01:34:48.000 So enjoy yourselves guilt-free this weekend, ladies and gentlemen of all races.

01:34:52.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 10, 2022

S4E127 - COGNITIVE DISSIDENTS

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