Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 16, 2023


S4E204 - DEY EAT DA POO POO


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

110.92783

Word Count

538

Sentence Count

74

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

This week, Gavin talks about sprinkles, racism, and the Brazilian chick with the coconut doo hickeys. Also, he's got a new boombox, and it's getting old and needs a new name.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 I keep wanna wanna have too high and mighty.
00:00:06.000 Cause tomorrow I may fall down on my bed.
00:00:09.000 Don't let me for sunshine, thank you for rain.
00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's get off my lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:20.000 It's a beautiful day, hey.
00:00:24.000 Don't let me take it for sunshine, thank you for rain.
00:00:28.000 thank you It's a beautiful day.
00:00:40.000 Sometimes life is good, but then the trouble comes my way.
00:00:48.000 Whatever happens, Lord, I thank you for this day.
00:00:54.000 But when I'm feeling troubled, I lift my hands and pray that you're gonna be done in the rain or sun.
00:01:04.000 It's a beautiful day I don't I am Thank you.
00:01:13.000 That button is tricky.
00:01:14.000 It's getting old.
00:01:17.000 Boombox is getting old.
00:01:18.000 I should buy a new one.
00:01:19.000 I saw some cool ones on Amazon that are like $250.
00:01:24.000 Mad fancy.
00:01:27.000 That was the Kiffness.
00:01:30.000 And just like we talk about sprinkles, put on the music again.
00:01:34.000 Thank you for being.
00:01:35.000 Put your food for day.
00:01:38.000 Put your food for day.
00:01:41.000 You could have sprinkles with comedy, right?
00:01:44.000 The Lord just went you and made you funny.
00:01:48.000 Louis C.K. just has magic sprinkles.
00:01:51.000 He could read the ingredients to a fucking Betty Crocker vanilla cake and I'd be laughing my ass off.
00:01:58.000 Similarly, this guy, he just fumbles around on YouTube, finds some random person seeing some little black kid in some village, and he turns the kid's song into a songity song.
00:02:15.000 With a bridge.
00:02:17.000 Well, the original song has a bridge.
00:02:20.000 Well, he created a verse in between the kid's verse.
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 That's impressive.
00:02:27.000 And I checked out his YouTube page.
00:02:29.000 He does this with everyone.
00:02:32.000 Like, check it out.
00:02:34.000 He'll find some Brazilian chick playing those stupid little coconut things.
00:02:40.000 And he'll add beats and horns and verses and choruses.
00:02:47.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:02:48.000 Oh, my NDI crashed.
00:02:51.000 Okay.
00:02:53.000 So go to his channel.
00:02:55.000 I did.
00:02:55.000 I just need to connect it to the...
00:02:58.000 There's a program.
00:03:00.000 But go down.
00:03:04.000 See if you can find the Brazilian chick with the coconut doo hickeys.
00:03:08.000 Coconut girl.
00:03:12.000 It looks really small.
00:03:14.000 Small coconuts.
00:03:17.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:03:17.000 There she is.
00:03:18.000 There she is.
00:03:20.000 I've never seen those before.
00:03:23.000 You've seen those before?
00:03:27.000 Brazil's Portuguese, right?
00:03:29.000 Yeah, they speak Portuguese.
00:03:31.000 I hate that language.
00:03:34.000 You don't like the sound of it?
00:03:35.000 So just jump in the middle there and see what he's done to just her singing.
00:03:42.000 I must get a ton of pussy.
00:03:48.000 And he's good at video editing too.
00:03:52.000 I can't hear it.
00:03:53.000 *music*
00:04:05.000 Thank you for letting me collaborate with you on this amazing song.
00:04:08.000 Secondly, guys, around this time last year, we celebrated 100,000 subs.
00:04:14.000 It was a really big milestone for me.
00:04:16.000 So there's a million subs now in just over a year.
00:04:20.000 What is that, Australian or New Zealand?
00:04:22.000 Sounds Zealand-ish.
00:04:24.000 Sex.
00:04:28.000 Uh-oh, Ukrainian full-size.
00:04:30.000 I've been putting aside racism for a long time now.
00:04:34.000 Hiding it, avoiding it.
00:04:37.000 So I want to catch up on it.
00:04:40.000 Yeah, don't let it fester.
00:04:41.000 Would you mind?
00:04:42.000 Oh, please.
00:04:43.000 Would that be okay?
00:04:44.000 Black female.
00:04:46.000 What other difference.
00:04:47.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?
00:04:50.000 Black woman?