Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 04, 2022


S4E84 - BROKEN ANDROIDS AND SHITCHESTS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

122.00628

Word Count

608

Sentence Count

82

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about the Chili Peppers and how they changed the music industry, and why they should have been in a better band. Also, he talks about how he would rather die than be racist than be a racist.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:00:20.000 Cremation takes its piece of your supply.
00:00:30.000 The night is dressed like noon.
00:00:34.000 A sailor spoke too soon.
00:00:39.000 And China's on the dark side of the moon.
00:00:55.000 China is asshole!
00:00:57.000 China, did you hear his new way to sing?
00:01:01.000 Yes.
00:01:03.000 Yes.
00:01:04.000 What's his new way to sing?
00:01:06.000 In the dark sea.
00:01:08.000 Like Miles McInnes?
00:01:10.000 No, it's Gordon Lightfoot he's doing.
00:01:13.000 The sailor spoke too soon.
00:01:17.000 Sundown, you better take care if I come you creeping down my back door.
00:01:24.000 The monitor's not working, Ryan.
00:01:25.000 Oh, for fricks.
00:01:28.000 I wrote a song for Gordon Lightfoot, Lightfoot.
00:01:32.000 It goes a little like this.
00:01:34.000 Because I'm crying inside you again.
00:01:37.000 You know that I'm crying inside you again.
00:01:40.000 You know that I'm crying inside and inside and inside.
00:01:45.000 That's all I got.
00:01:48.000 That's how I write songs.
00:01:50.000 I get the hook and then it's up to you.
00:01:51.000 I just sell hooks.
00:01:54.000 Maybe Anthony Keatus is as annoyed by his old vocal style as the rest of us.
00:02:00.000 California nonication.
00:02:05.000 Love, get into the wall and doodle that dog.
00:02:08.000 Get him all don't do.
00:02:11.000 It's a very round sound.
00:02:16.000 Brian, my little window's all fucked up there.
00:02:18.000 Look at this.
00:02:21.000 Do your fucking job.
00:02:23.000 You know what?
00:02:23.000 Ketis is 60 years old.
00:02:25.000 Oh.
00:02:26.000 I don't think he's ever been married.
00:02:28.000 Just fucks models all the time.
00:02:30.000 I guess you get bored of fucking models, right?
00:02:34.000 You're just looking down, getting your dick sucked, going, she's pretty.
00:02:37.000 Anyway, can you get out of here?
00:02:38.000 I'm 60.
00:02:41.000 Alex, Vonya, Corny, Kashan.
00:02:45.000 Sailor cries.
00:02:48.000 It's weird seeing that guitarist there, John Friscianti.
00:02:52.000 John Friscianti?
00:02:53.000 He killed River Phoenix.
00:02:55.000 Murdered him.
00:02:56.000 Whoa.
00:02:58.000 He said, you want to do some heroin?
00:02:59.000 Rivers like, nah, I don't do that anymore.
00:03:01.000 And I would probably OD.
00:03:02.000 And he goes, okay.
00:03:03.000 You want some Coke?
00:03:04.000 Yeah, it's not heroin, right?
00:03:06.000 No.
00:03:06.000 It's Coke.
00:03:07.000 Okay, I'll do a bump.
00:03:09.000 Hey, that was heroin.
00:03:11.000 Deed.
00:03:12.000 Damn.
00:03:14.000 No problem.
00:03:15.000 If John Fruschianti said, I don't know, I think racism isn't really a big deal anymore.
00:03:22.000 I mean, maybe it wasn't Jim Crow, but right now, if you're fucked, it's kind of your problem.
00:03:27.000 You'd never hear from him again.
00:03:28.000 He'd be banished from society.
00:03:30.000 If he said, well, I mean, Trump has his faults, but he's enforcing the borders.
00:03:36.000 I mean, that's pretty good, isn't it?
00:03:38.000 Again, he'd be murdered.
00:03:41.000 So rumors of Trump support or potential bigotry are way worse than murdering someone.
00:03:49.000 In other words, we would rather die than be racist.
00:03:52.000 I'd rather be racist, thanks.
00:03:55.000 There he is.
00:03:56.000 Murderer.
00:03:57.000 Way to murder, dude.
00:03:58.000 I used to love the, I loved the chili peppers in 83.
00:04:02.000 I remember trying to get into a club during the uplift moleful potty plan.
00:04:06.000 It's punk funk.
00:04:09.000 And it was, I liked those first albums.
00:04:12.000 What, Myrtle the Turtle and all that stuff?
00:04:15.000 They were good.
00:04:16.000 And then magic came out.
00:04:19.000 What was it called?
00:04:20.000 Mother's Milk.
00:04:22.000 And they opened a time portal from the jock world to the punk world with the song Magic Johnson.
00:04:28.000 Has anybody got some Magic Johnson?
00:04:32.000 And all of a sudden, jocks were showing up to their shows.
00:04:35.000 And we were like, we can't mosh with fucking football players.
00:04:40.000 They don't get it.
00:04:41.000 They don't scoop you up when you fall.
00:04:43.000 And then the Chili Peppers left our scene and went off to become gazillionaires who get blown by models.
00:04:49.000 Good riddance.
00:04:50.000 Bye.
00:04:51.000 And then they became the worst fucking Californication.
00:04:54.000 I think I might hate as much as Don't Believe Me, Just Watch.
00:04:59.000 California.