Greg Wycliffe - December 18, 2013


College Dirtbag (Wheatus Cover)


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

70.90403

Word Count

280

Sentence Count

7

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 her name is
00:00:16.280 irrelevant
00:00:17.940 because I
00:00:19.820 won't call her
00:00:21.100 see ya in hell
00:00:22.720 at least I will
00:00:24.920 die a baller
00:00:26.740 oh how it rocks
00:00:28.460 the bed when we
00:00:30.560 talk
00:00:31.180 she thinks she
00:00:33.380 knows who I
00:00:34.960 am
00:00:36.300 but soon I'll be
00:00:39.080 gone in a cab
00:00:41.160 now baby
00:00:42.760 cause I'm just a
00:00:44.820 college dirtbag
00:00:47.440 baby
00:00:48.520 yeah I'm just a
00:00:50.480 college dirtbag
00:00:53.080 baby
00:00:54.120 your friend is a
00:00:55.960 ten roommate
00:00:57.680 maybe like
00:01:00.460 you
00:01:01.280 ooooh
00:01:03.680 I don't give a
00:01:08.300 fuck yeah my name's
00:01:09.400 Gdub you know
00:01:10.440 I'm fuckin' goin' out
00:01:11.560 I'm gettin' real
00:01:12.320 drug
00:01:12.780 MDMA
00:01:13.860 all the other
00:01:14.940 drugs
00:01:15.520 what up
00:01:16.020 I always go out
00:01:20.560 honey's they start
00:01:23.060 to swarm me
00:01:24.300 don't have to shout
00:01:26.020 I whisper and then
00:01:28.780 they're horny
00:01:29.900 I'm a huge prick
00:01:31.620 she sucks my dick
00:01:34.360 but she's got real
00:01:37.140 annoying friends
00:01:39.400 so now I'll move on
00:01:42.740 to them
00:01:44.240 now baby
00:01:45.920 cause I'm just a
00:01:48.000 college dirtbag
00:01:50.620 baby
00:01:51.680 yeah I'm just a
00:01:53.640 college dirtbag
00:01:56.240 baby
00:01:57.220 your friend is a
00:01:59.180 ten roommate
00:02:00.720 ain't some
00:02:02.000 maybe like you
00:02:04.720 ooooh
00:02:06.120 ooooh
00:02:06.720 ooooh
00:02:09.160 ooooh
00:02:10.720 ooooh
00:02:12.720 ooooh yeah
00:02:13.700 dirtbag
00:02:15.900 Dirtbag, oh, you girls don't know what you're missing, oh yeah, dirtbag knows you don't
00:02:31.440 know what you're missing, I got a huge cock.
00:02:40.340 Man, I must be bold, once again I was lonely, lo and behold, this girl's vagina's moldy,
00:02:56.040 this must be fake, how'd my dome break? How did I get this drunk? The next thing she said
00:03:08.760 was really fucked. I got the syphilis and the clap, you dumbass. Herpes and crabs, I'll bet
00:03:21.480 you'll love that, cause I'm just a college slutbag baby like you.
00:03:30.200 Ooh, yeah, slutbag. Oh, now it's burning when I'm pissing.
00:03:47.400 I should go to the clinic right now.