Greg Wycliffe - December 10, 2013


Starships ( Rob Ford is Really High )


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

139.13496

Word Count

445

Sentence Count

71

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 This next song is very close to my heart, as well as heart failure.
00:00:12.040 Bobby!
00:00:15.660 Let's go to the beach, each let's go get away.
00:00:18.640 They say, what they gonna say?
00:00:20.460 If I'm a drink, clink, and a crack pipe, bad mares like him, our heart to come by.
00:00:24.440 The Patron, oh yes, he's in the zone.
00:00:26.600 There's so many videos.
00:00:28.260 He smokes a big fat split.
00:00:30.540 He runs Toronto and don't give two shits on Danforth.
00:00:33.140 Danforth, you might find some blow.
00:00:36.000 Rob Ford, Ford, he's the man you know on Danforth.
00:00:41.200 Danforth, you might score some crack.
00:00:43.960 Rob Ford, Ford, I guess he's good at finance.
00:00:49.220 Starships were meant to fly.
00:00:53.020 Rob Ford is really high.
00:00:56.140 He fucks up all the time.
00:01:00.840 You see that video?
00:01:01.880 I'm threatening to kill that guy.
00:01:04.520 I'll fuck you up, brother.
00:01:05.780 I'll fuck you up.
00:01:06.700 Oh, you'll just give me fucking ten minutes.
00:01:08.160 Just give me fucking five minutes.
00:01:09.520 I'll fucking rip his eyes out.
00:01:10.600 Give him his fucking neck.
00:01:12.420 Fucking first degree murder shit, dude.
00:01:14.180 You don't fucking know me.
00:01:15.020 I'm a sick fucker, man.
00:01:15.980 People say I'm fucking brothers and thieves and liars.
00:01:18.220 No, fuck that shit.
00:01:19.280 Fuck it.
00:01:20.120 On Danforth, Danforth, you might score some blow.
00:01:24.000 Rob Ford, Ford, he's the man you know.
00:01:29.400 Starships were meant to fly.
00:01:32.100 Hey, Rob Ford is fucking high.
00:01:37.100 He fucks up all the time.
00:01:41.260 Let's rip on him one more time.
00:01:44.300 Yeah, he's fat and bloated.
00:01:45.720 What a fucking guy.
00:01:46.720 That's loaded all the fucking time.
00:01:48.660 So gracious.
00:01:49.700 What a politician.
00:01:50.740 He needs rehab and a new physician.
00:01:52.800 Toronto's all good.
00:01:53.780 All of that talk.
00:01:54.500 Don't worry about me.
00:01:55.300 I'm just smoking crack rock.
00:01:56.480 In a drunk stupor.
00:01:57.740 Watch me hit parties.
00:01:58.820 Seriously, though.
00:01:59.320 I'm Chris Farley on the floor, floor.
00:02:02.140 Cause he might OD.
00:02:04.060 God, I want more, more videos, please.
00:02:08.080 If he gets off track, off crack, then he might do well.
00:02:11.880 But if he can act, can act, he should join SNL.
00:02:17.540 Starships were meant to fly.
00:02:21.400 Rob Ford's so fucking high.
00:02:25.260 I hope he doesn't die.
00:02:29.320 He consumes all types of pies.
00:02:35.200 That one was for you, Rob Ford.
00:02:37.060 Thanks for putting Canada on the map.
00:02:39.580 And letting the world know that all Canadians smoke crack.
00:02:43.740 I'm high on crack right now.
00:02:46.120 You might not be able to tell, but it's because I'm Canadian.
00:02:49.300 And us Canadians smoke crack all the time.
00:02:52.900 Ta-ra!
00:02:55.140 Yo, pass the fucking blends, though.
00:02:56.720 Seriously, I'm not waiting on this shit.
00:02:59.320 I don't know.
00:03:00.380 I don't want to die.
00:03:01.120 No.
00:03:01.840 You must die.
00:03:02.560 I ain't playing in Hawaii.
00:03:09.200 Okay.
00:03:09.880 I'm not like that.
00:03:10.800 So now, that's good.