Greg Wycliffe - March 28, 2020


Eat Pogos - PARODY ｜ Fly Solo - Wiz Khalifa


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

143.55301

Word Count

501

Sentence Count

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I had a dream that the whole world was in quarantine
00:00:06.000 Woke up, now we're almost there
00:00:09.000 I guess nobody cares
00:00:12.000 Hey, hey, hey
00:00:14.000 Don't talk about the Chinese
00:00:17.000 The suppression of information that got us here
00:00:21.000 But the who really cares
00:00:24.000 Hey, but everything's good till it goes bad
00:00:28.000 Tell us not to worry, tell us we don't have to wear a mask
00:00:32.000 Reaction was not fast
00:00:34.000 Didn't cancel many flights
00:00:36.000 The virus spread and lots of people died
00:00:38.000 Now I eat pogos
00:00:41.000 Yeah, I eat pogos
00:00:44.000 Now I eat pogos
00:00:47.000 Yeah, I eat pogos
00:00:50.000 And I am probably getting fired
00:00:52.000 And eating all the scrap food is making me feel tired
00:00:55.000 Running out of cash and my vegetables expired
00:00:58.000 So honestly, I could use broccoli
00:01:01.000 For now I'll use this microphone properly
00:01:03.000 Cause I gotta call them out
00:01:05.000 Take these broken leaders, try to fix them
00:01:07.000 They always let their pride overweigh the right decision
00:01:10.000 A few more people die than they just call it statistics
00:01:13.000 Wow
00:01:14.000 I had a dream that the whole world was in quarantine
00:01:17.000 Woke up, now we're almost there
00:01:20.000 I guess the who really cares
00:01:23.000 Hey, hey, hey
00:01:25.000 But don't talk about the Chinese
00:01:28.000 The suppression of information that got us here
00:01:32.000 But the who really cares
00:01:35.000 Hey, but everything's good till it goes bad
00:01:39.000 Tell us not to worry
00:01:41.000 Tell us we don't have to wear a mask
00:01:43.000 Reaction was not fast
00:01:45.000 Did you even check the facts?
00:01:47.000 The virus spread now
00:01:48.000 Life is really whack
00:01:49.000 Now I eat pogos
00:01:52.000 Yeah, I eat pogos
00:01:55.000 Yeah, I eat pogos
00:01:58.000 Now I eat pogos
00:02:01.000 Now I remember what you said
00:02:03.000 But what you say to me ain't guaranteed to ever be the gospel
00:02:06.000 I was never safe to begin with
00:02:08.000 You were wrong and won't admit it
00:02:10.000 We'd be better off without you stupid assholes
00:02:12.000 Take a bow
00:02:13.000 You're incompetent to any sane person watching
00:02:16.000 This is obvious
00:02:17.000 See, we be catching COVID now
00:02:19.000 While you be catching praise
00:02:21.000 History of crimes
00:02:22.000 It's just another page
00:02:24.000 Everything's good till it goes bad
00:02:27.000 Tell us not to worry
00:02:28.000 Stay inside because of your dumb ass
00:02:30.000 Reaction was not fast
00:02:32.000 Didn't cancel many flights
00:02:34.000 The virus spread and lots of people died
00:02:36.000 Now I eat pogos
00:02:39.000 Yeah, I eat pogos
00:02:42.000 Yeah, I eat pogos
00:02:45.000 Yeah, I eat pogos
00:02:48.000 I'm sick of pogos
00:02:51.000 So sick of pogos
00:02:54.000 Had a dream that the whole world was in quarantine
00:02:58.000 Didn't have to be this way
00:03:04.000 Because I would have to be the same
00:03:06.000 For the next episode
00:03:07.000 I don't know
00:03:08.000 If you enjoyed it
00:03:10.000 Please give me a like
00:03:11.000 A share
00:03:12.000 A subscribe
00:03:13.000 You'd really be helping me out
00:03:14.000 I have some other parody songs here
00:03:16.000 Based on the virus situation
00:03:17.000 So check those out
00:03:18.000 And yeah
00:03:19.000 I mean, let's not forget
00:03:21.000 To hold people accountable
00:03:22.000 Throughout this situation
00:03:23.000 Wash your hands
00:03:25.000 Be safe
00:03:26.000 Stay inside if you can
00:03:27.000 And we will talk to you soon
00:03:29.000 to you soon.