Greg Wycliffe - April 10, 2020


If Canadian Liberal Ministers Were Honest


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

205.42749

Word Count

704

Sentence Count

32


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So as a Canadian health minister it's very simple. Do not wear a mask as a mask
00:00:03.840 will not protect you. Also if you stand too close to one another you'll be fine
00:00:08.820 for thousands of dollars. Any questions?
00:00:12.240 How dumb do you think we are? I'm not going to answer that question. However I
00:00:18.300 will say how do you think I got here in the first place? I don't have any
00:00:21.300 professional experience in the healthcare industry. Quite literally
00:00:24.480 before this I was a graphic designer and marketer. That was my profession and
00:00:28.760 here I am. And if you look at the other guy being a drama teacher that's not
00:00:32.000 really a joke that's actually quite accurate to his actual qualifications.
00:00:34.860 So I would pass the question back off to you. How do you think we got into this
00:00:39.140 situation? Yes next question. Do you think Canadians will ever discover that
00:00:44.120 yourself and other Liberal ministers are grossly incompetent? We've created
00:00:48.320 multi-million dollar payout packages for the Canadian news media to make sure you
00:00:51.920 the press don't ask us any tough questions because when you do that it
00:00:55.340 makes us look bad. It gets Canadians thinking we don't want that. We want
00:00:58.600 Canadians sedated. We want them to be feeling good. We don't want them to be
00:01:02.560 thinking about you know how incompetent we might be. And what's great is with this
00:01:06.220 partnership with the media over the past four years we've been able to lower the
00:01:10.180 expectations of Canadians and really give them a whole new idea of what
00:01:14.540 leadership looked like. Essentially a leader now can be a victim of a situation
00:01:18.640 and not really expected to take any sort of meaningful action until things have
00:01:23.660 really started to go down the drain which is what you've been seeing with with our
00:01:26.840 Prime Minister over the past little while which is fantastic for us because as we
00:01:30.920 continue to lower the expectations of Canadians we don't have to do as much
00:01:34.460 work. Things get worse and we're still just the victim of the situation and all
00:01:38.720 we're really expected to do is you know give you hollow virtues and give you these
00:01:42.320 nice sounding catch phrases because you are sedated. We will continue to speak down
00:01:47.800 to Canadians treat them like children and when it comes to the information
00:01:50.800 absolutely leave them in the dark. So will yourself or any other Liberal ministers
00:01:55.780 admit that you were wrong about your initial assessment of COVID-19 from back
00:02:00.340 and say January February? So let me be clear as being part of the Liberal
00:02:04.120 government we never take responsibility for anything. We have never been wrong, we
00:02:08.200 are never going to be wrong and we certainly won't admit if we ever have been
00:02:12.040 wrong in the past. I mean even with this face mask issue we'll probably
00:02:14.860 completely change our opinion a couple days from now and we will double down on all the
00:02:20.040 same fluff that we are working hard for you that we're looking at all the science
00:02:24.000 and we have the best interest of Canadians in mind because we pretty well pay
00:02:29.460 the media to make us look good. They quite frankly work for us so whatever we
00:02:33.960 design whatever we messaging we come up with we're gonna make sure that Canadians
00:02:37.500 eat it up no matter what. Yes. Are you concerned that some of your past
00:02:41.280 decisions may result in the death of more Canadians? So being a proud member of the
00:02:45.560 Liberal Party part of my job is not having a conscience not thinking too hard and
00:02:49.080 just following orders. You see we have such a strong brand about being virtuous and
00:02:53.940 being such great people that it doesn't matter if we're inadvertently funding
00:02:57.600 terrorism or putting the Canadian public in harm's way because we just hide behind
00:03:01.800 our brand deny deny deny and act like we've done absolutely nothing wrong and
00:03:06.320 we're working hard for you. So to answer your question I don't even think about
00:03:09.320 that sort of thing. Final question please? How do you sleep at night? I have two Xanax one
00:03:15.240 Ambien and two shots of Tito's vodka. Thank you.
00:03:20.040 Tito's vodka. Wow. Wow.