Greg Wycliffe - I NEED TOILET PAPER

00:00:00.000 Locked in all night, locked in all day, I'm stuck inside just to be safe

00:00:13.120 Ain't it sad?

00:00:16.120 And still there never seems to be a single ply left for me

00:00:20.720 That's too bad

00:00:23.360 And just last week, I had a plan

00:00:28.100 If I only had a van

00:00:31.960 I'd check the drugstore, check the mall, the grocery store had none at all

00:00:37.460 I need toilet paper, it's not funny, in a rich man's world

00:00:50.360 I need toilet paper, got dirty bloody, it's a rich man's world

00:00:57.320 Aha, all the shits I could take, if I had some toilet paper

00:01:08.060 It's a rich man's world

00:01:10.980 A toilet roll is hard to find, I can't get wiping off my mind

00:01:24.840 Now I'm mad

00:01:26.580 I've tried newspaper in my sleeve, the paper towel makes me bleed

00:01:32.340 That's too bad

00:01:34.580 No cure-all left, can't use my hand, I'd use a tampon if I can

00:01:43.560 My bum is sore, I'd kill a man if I just had a little more

00:01:48.540 I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper, it's not funny, it's a rich man's world

00:01:58.220 I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper, it's a rich man's world

00:02:05.960 I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper, it's not funny, it's a rich man's world

00:02:18.700 I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper, got dirty bummy, it's a rich man's world

00:02:33.700 aahhhhhallah

00:02:42.100 all the shits I could take, if I had some toilet paper, it's a rich man's world

00:02:48.520 it's a rich man's world

00:02:55.460 It's a rich man's world

00:03:01.680 I'm a Canadian my name is Greg hope you enjoyed that hope you like and subscribe if you enjoyed

00:03:08.000 it and I also hope you wash your hands and stay at home until we find out what's going on here

00:03:15.320 in Canada I'm a Canadian my name is Greg and we'll talk to you very soon

Greg Wycliffe - March 16, 2020