00:00:00.000It's hot out today, as we stand here celebrating Canadians, our heritage, our culture, fellow Canadians, it is I, Justin Trudeau, thank you, thank you, happy Canada Day, or I will soon be recalling it, Globalism Day.
00:00:30.000I have some unfortunate news. Although you're all here to bravely stand up for what you believe in, stand up for your country and exercise your freedoms, freedom of speech, and standing up for what's right, I just want to let you know that being your dictator, I mean, being your prime minister, I don't care.
00:00:55.160You see Canadians, menstruators, non-menstruators, I pay the media. The media works for me.
00:01:07.960As you may have noticed, criticizing me is not allowed. It just doesn't work. I mean, look around you, look at these buildings. The people that work in these buildings every day can't say a word.
00:01:22.040Even if I make horrible policy decisions, even if I cripple our oil and gas industry here in Canada, even if I act like a globalist shill
00:01:36.040sending billions of your dollars overseas to never be seen again, even if I wear blackface.
00:01:44.040I can't believe I got away with that one. But you can't criticize me because your reputation or your career may cease to exist because I own the media, as I said.
00:01:58.040And the headlines tomorrow, I'm sorry to say, are going to say horrible things about every single one of you.
00:02:07.040As you people stand up for what's right, you see, while you make sacrifices of your reputation and your livelihood, I make backroom deals to lie my pockets with your money.
00:02:20.040And if it wasn't clear, it's because I'm a pompous, out-of-touch Laurentian elite who holds absolute disrespect and contempt for every single one of you.
00:02:33.040Now, the other reason that I am here, other than to call you brave Canadians, racist conspiracy theorist, I want to show you what real change is all about.
00:02:48.040See, given the recent events, I want to tell you how much I care about black people.
00:02:56.040I care so much about black people that I paid my public relations company millions of dollars to prepare this statement.
00:03:05.040I, Justin Trudeau, care about black people.
00:04:28.040So, as more black, indigenous, or otherwise die in the streets across the country, I continue to stand with John Tory and Bill Blair and blow hot air and do absolutely nothing about it.
00:04:44.040So, what I'm trying to say is black votes matter. Sorry. Black lives matter. There's a typo there.