Greg Wycliffe - December 28, 2014


Jingle F＊ck


Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

74.38773

Word count

325

Sentence count

1


Summary

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A jingle song about Christmas and the over-the-top holiday season. I got a headache from all these lights at least I have a drink every night was this your sick idea Jesus Christ?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 A Christmas Song
00:00:01.800 Christmas time
00:00:17.580 All the toys
00:00:20.460 All the smiles
00:00:28.300 For girls and boys
00:00:30.900 Open your heart
00:00:39.480 It's time to love
00:00:43.980 Go to the store
00:00:49.460 Use your elbows
00:00:51.680 Push and shove
00:00:54.120 It's a jingle
00:00:55.780 Fuck by a case
00:00:57.180 For people I barely like
00:00:59.160 It's a jingle fuck
00:01:01.340 I got a headache
00:01:02.580 From all these lights
00:01:04.140 It's a jingle fuck
00:01:06.280 I must have a drink
00:01:08.240 Every night
00:01:09.960 Was this your sick idea
00:01:12.560 Jesus Christ
00:01:14.920 It's a wonderland
00:01:18.660 Of snow floating down
00:01:23.700 The magic season
00:01:26.300 The magic season
00:01:28.400 Good spirit all over town
00:01:33.420 Silver bells in Holly
00:01:39.260 Asking where you've been
00:01:42.980 Jack Frost nipping at your nose
00:01:48.300 Cause you
00:01:49.260 Cause you
00:01:49.280 Gotta shovel
00:01:50.840 The walk again
00:01:52.500 It's a jingle fuck
00:01:54.760 Buy gifts for people
00:01:55.940 I barely like
00:01:57.500 It's a jingle fuck
00:01:59.560 I got a headache
00:02:00.620 From all these lights
00:02:02.160 It's a jingle fuck
00:02:04.300 At least I have a nightcap
00:02:06.340 Every night
00:02:07.860 Was this your sick idea
00:02:10.400 Jesus Christ
00:02:12.880 Stockings stuffed
00:02:16.160 Gifts under the tree
00:02:21.200 Around the fire
00:02:25.600 With friends
00:02:27.580 With friends and family
00:02:29.980 Santa's reindeer
00:02:35.580 Is a big and shiny sleigh
00:02:40.080 I wonder if those wise men
00:02:44.900 Had a visa bill
00:02:47.800 This big to pay
00:02:49.900 It's a jingle fuck
00:02:51.140 Buy gifts for people
00:02:52.420 I barely like
00:02:53.880 It's a jingle fuck
00:02:55.900 I got a headache
00:02:57.020 From all these lights
00:02:58.560 It's a jingle fuck
00:03:00.640 At least I have a drink
00:03:02.600 Every night
00:03:04.180 Was this your sick idea
00:03:06.640 Jesus Christ
00:03:09.020 What's the reason
00:03:11.320 For the over the top
00:03:13.060 Holiday season
00:03:14.340 I just want to sleep in
00:03:17.320 The real love is missing
00:03:20.500 In this new type of religion
00:03:22.440 Why do we give so many craps
00:03:24.820 About consumerism
00:03:27.860 My gifts for people
00:03:29.400 I don't like
00:03:30.780 It's a jingle fuck
00:03:32.740 I got a headache
00:03:33.800 From all these lights
00:03:35.280 It's a jingle fuck
00:03:37.300 At least I have a drink
00:03:39.180 Every night
00:03:40.780 Cause this is the
00:03:42.500 Sick idea
00:03:43.160 Of Jesus Christ
00:03:45.860 That was excellent
00:03:49.160 That's a good one
00:03:51.580 That's a keeper
00:03:52.160 Thank you.