Greg Wycliffe - October 08, 2021


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Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

139.52164

Word Count

245

Sentence Count

22

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Put your mask on.
00:00:01.620 My toy!
00:00:02.860 I love that!
00:00:04.580 Now you gotta wear it on, honey.
00:00:06.440 Now you gotta keep it on.
00:00:09.760 Are you looking for the perfect formula to raise your child to be immunocompromised?
00:00:15.940 Would you like to condition your kids to be anxiety-ridden, anti-social freaks?
00:00:21.040 Introducing Trust the Experts.
00:00:30.000 This one-step program will have your child naturally develop mental illness, a weakened immune system, and a spiritual void inside of themselves where a wholesome childhood should be.
00:00:40.460 Who needs fresh air and socialization when you can trust the experts?
00:00:44.820 Let's face it, these vaccines are basically mandatory now.
00:00:48.400 Your body doesn't belong to you anymore, and neither does your children.
00:00:52.680 They belong to the state.
00:00:54.340 Embrace the new normal and volunteer your child for experimental, routine, untested injections for the greater good of science.
00:01:02.000 I do it because I trust the experts.
00:01:05.820 Warning!
00:01:06.560 Trusting the experts may cause cowardice, extreme depression, loss of humanity, loss of independent thought, upset stomach, and diarrhea.
00:01:12.960 Hail Satan!
00:01:13.680 It's important to remember you're a helpless idiot.
00:01:16.360 You can't do anything yourself.
00:01:17.600 So keep drinking that beer or wine, scrolling through TikTok, and not really caring about the future of your generation and your generation's children.
00:01:25.480 The government wants you.
00:01:27.200 Don't trust your maternal instinct.
00:01:29.580 Trust the experts.
00:01:30.960 And allow today's trauma to last a lifetime.
00:01:35.280 Wear a mask to school.
00:01:37.720 Hi-ho the derry-o.
00:01:40.360 I wear a mask to school.
00:01:43.160 It helps to keep me safe.