Greg Wycliffe - October 26, 2021


This Song Will End the Pandemic


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

130.41559

Word Count

591

Sentence Count

80

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, this is my song about single-handedly ending the pandemic.
00:00:04.900 You're welcome.
00:00:07.940 Everything they asked me, I did.
00:00:11.280 Put another mask on my kid.
00:00:14.180 Stay on lockdown, take the vaccine.
00:00:16.880 No one will ever die again.
00:00:19.900 Science is what I believe.
00:00:22.360 Five-year-olds, roll up your sleeves.
00:00:25.120 I don't want grandma to die, so to keep her alive.
00:00:30.880 I'll just take one more dose.
00:00:34.500 Then we're free to do anything.
00:00:37.280 We are oh so close.
00:00:40.600 Booster shot into my veins.
00:00:42.920 Go back to normal.
00:00:46.200 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:00:48.840 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:00:51.520 Too bad for small businesses.
00:00:54.860 Think we need more restrictions.
00:00:57.860 Another mandate, please.
00:00:59.600 I'd rather not catch a disease ever.
00:01:03.160 Of course, I have my passport.
00:01:06.040 I'm proudly doing my part.
00:01:09.140 Six months has almost passed, so you don't need to ask.
00:01:13.560 I'll just take one more dose.
00:01:17.320 Then I'm free to do anything.
00:01:19.880 We are oh so close.
00:01:22.980 Booster shot into my veins.
00:01:25.420 Let's go back to normal.
00:01:28.820 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:01:31.480 Just listen to what the experts say.
00:01:33.800 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:01:36.720 Listen to what the experts say.
00:01:39.780 And then a couple years pass.
00:01:52.500 Things still seem strange every day.
00:02:00.280 I miss the smile on your face.
00:02:04.020 Still need to wear a mask.
00:02:06.440 I do everything they ask.
00:02:08.960 Too bad for those who don't obey.
00:02:13.600 Those who resisted have gone away.
00:02:17.400 But I'll stop it from getting worse.
00:02:20.680 And although every time it kind of hurts, I'll just take one more dose.
00:02:31.320 Then I'm free to do anything.
00:02:34.700 We are oh so close.
00:02:38.560 Booster shot into my veins.
00:02:41.660 Go back to normal.
00:02:43.920 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:02:48.360 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:02:51.520 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:02:54.480 Just listen to what these experts say.
00:02:57.480 We need one more dose.
00:03:00.540 Then I'm free to do anything.
00:03:03.140 We are oh so close.
00:03:06.460 Booster shot into my veins.
00:03:08.760 Go back to normal.
00:03:10.760 Oh, just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:03:14.720 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:03:17.400 Just one more shot, then we'll be safe.
00:03:19.780 Just listen to what the experts say.
00:03:28.720 We did it, guys.
00:03:30.720 We ended the pandemic.
00:03:32.660 I'm not a scientist myself.
00:03:34.100 I just listen to what the politicians and the trusted experts say.
00:03:36.860 Okay, and if you don't get that, I don't really know what to tell you.
00:03:41.580 You're on the wrong side of history, man.
00:03:44.360 And people are worried about taking booster shots for the rest of their life.
00:03:47.960 Don't you want to be safe for the rest of your life?
00:03:51.360 I mean, I don't want to go into a restaurant ever again for the rest of my life where there might be an unaccinated person.
00:03:58.120 Listen, that's gross.
00:04:01.280 Okay, so, you know, just take that next shot.
00:04:06.180 It's like taking the next step, man.
00:04:07.860 Just take the next shot.
00:04:09.460 Just take the next shot, bro.
00:04:11.040 It's like, it's really simple, man.
00:04:13.960 Don't you just love the science?
00:04:15.440 It's like, it makes me feel so safe inside, knowing that we're just safe and secure when you listen to that one singular authority about everything.
00:04:21.800 And don't question it ever again.
00:04:23.200 You don't have to think about it.
00:04:24.420 They just tell you what to do.
00:04:25.720 Oh, it's so sweet.
00:04:26.840 They just, like, tell you what to do.
00:04:28.200 Like, the CDC, like, just tells you what to do.
00:04:30.280 And, like, you don't even have to think about it, bro.