Greg Wycliffe - March 21, 2022


The ＂Best Rapper in Canada＂ Disses Drake!


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

212.35393

Word Count

1,060

Sentence Count

131


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.140 Fuck Trudeau!
00:00:01.900 We're on Parliament Hill and we don't got no chill.
00:00:04.380 We're gonna give Canada the red pill.
00:00:07.300 Damn, tell them what's the deal.
00:00:09.500 Still.
00:00:10.500 What's your favorite song that you've written?
00:00:12.600 What are you most proud of?
00:00:13.840 Well, the most popular protest song is called Rally Bars for sure.
00:00:17.300 That's the one people like.
00:00:18.260 Because I wrote it for the first mega rally in Vancouver.
00:00:21.540 And when I performed it there, I was the only rapper performing in Canada.
00:00:25.420 So at that point in time, I was the best rapper in Canada.
00:00:28.880 Yeah, let's go, let's go.
00:00:31.320 If you want to listen to the music, it's Mitch Murphy.
00:00:33.040 Look up Mitch Murphy everywhere.
00:00:34.600 Eminem, another Eminem.
00:00:35.680 That's right, much better and less of a, what are you, a libtard?
00:00:39.640 Am I allowed to say a libtard?
00:00:40.260 Cuck, yeah.
00:00:41.940 I don't know what happened, Marshall.
00:00:44.080 I'm just being real here, like seriously.
00:00:45.640 Why don't you diss Drake, by the way?
00:00:48.120 Because I know you want to.
00:00:49.480 Is he paying you not to be dissed by him?
00:00:52.420 Anyway.
00:00:53.100 Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:00:54.000 He should change his name to Lil Pharma.
00:00:55.640 Because he's just out here selling pills, man.
00:00:57.360 Yay, I love it.
00:00:59.640 On that note, I feel, can we kind of like do a little bit of Drake slander, a little bit
00:01:04.940 of Drake dissing right now?
00:01:06.980 Absolutely, man.
00:01:08.820 Do I look like I want a career in the music industry, man?
00:01:11.740 Hey, Drake, why is it an owl, huh?
00:01:14.280 Is it maybe Moloch?
00:01:15.380 Do you like Moloch?
00:01:16.540 Oh boy.
00:01:17.580 Here we go.
00:01:18.360 That club sucks, by the way.
00:01:19.980 Yeah.
00:01:20.160 That's super lame.
00:01:20.900 Um, I like being a free human being, a human being.
00:01:24.380 Um, but, uh, yeah, I don't know.
00:01:26.440 This is kind of getting into a deeper topic, but I feel, Drake, I'm calling you out, man.
00:01:31.180 I feel like you are partially responsible for the pussification of men.
00:01:36.560 Uh, you're like, oh, I'm passive aggressive and I'm not going to like text her back.
00:01:41.860 A woman is already like coy.
00:01:44.080 We don't need the man being coy too.
00:01:46.100 Now we have two bitches in the relationship thanks to you, man.
00:01:49.080 It's brutal.
00:01:50.580 And I know you're going to try and like intimidate me, get one of your hit men to come out because
00:01:53.880 you're a pussy and you need other people to fight your battles for you.
00:01:58.180 I'm just, I'm just going off now.
00:02:00.040 I'm just going off, man.
00:02:01.840 But, uh, I don't know.
00:02:02.840 Can you relate to that?
00:02:03.660 There's an interview question for you.
00:02:05.440 Oh yeah.
00:02:05.860 No, it's so true, man.
00:02:06.980 Cause that's like, um, like I grew up listening to like 50 cent, you know, bang, bang.
00:02:11.440 I'm going to kill you.
00:02:12.080 Cause I'm a bad-ass kind of thing.
00:02:13.300 And now like all the kids are listening to this music and it's like, oh, take a pill,
00:02:17.460 kill yourself.
00:02:18.320 Yeah.
00:02:18.740 We love Pfizer.
00:02:20.440 Pfizer boys in the house.
00:02:21.620 I'm a suicide.
00:02:22.620 And a dress don't even tie.
00:02:24.520 I'm on the drink.
00:02:25.480 Yeah.
00:02:27.100 Drake's crying.
00:02:28.040 Drake's like on stage.
00:02:29.060 Woo.
00:02:29.540 Crying.
00:02:29.940 It's so embarrassing.
00:02:30.740 That's true.
00:02:31.720 Yeah.
00:02:32.280 Kind of like glorifies mental illness a little bit.
00:02:34.400 Yeah.
00:02:34.500 And it's like, I'm so rich and famous and I'm still depressed.
00:02:37.600 I'm so rich and famous.
00:02:38.820 And it's like, if you're still depressed, then how are any of us ever going to be happy
00:02:44.280 if you, if you, Drake are depressed?
00:02:47.340 Yeah.
00:02:47.880 How is anybody?
00:02:49.220 Yo, you, you just don't know what it is, man.
00:02:51.160 Like you don't know what it's like having like all this money and stuff, right?
00:02:54.000 Like, yeah.
00:02:55.420 But, uh, all, all, all of his, all of his interviews too, it comes off as fake as fuck.
00:02:59.820 Not like this.
00:03:01.100 Hey, this guy gets it.
00:03:02.700 Hey.
00:03:02.960 Not like Mitch over here.
00:03:04.100 Not like Mitch keeping it real.
00:03:05.620 That's it, man.
00:03:06.080 With down here with the people.
00:03:07.320 That's right, man.
00:03:07.960 You know?
00:03:08.380 That's right.
00:03:08.740 I mean, starting from the bottom, like we're getting gas cans stolen away from us.
00:03:13.620 We're getting like food stolen away from us.
00:03:15.300 We're trying to like protest for our freedom here.
00:03:17.540 And what are you doing?
00:03:18.200 You're like literally alone in your pool on bridal path, making a tick tock or something.
00:03:24.560 Yeah.
00:03:24.720 Whatever, man.
00:03:25.580 Yeah.
00:03:25.760 It's so true, man.
00:03:26.660 Like these guys, they talk tough, man.
00:03:28.660 They, they talk tough.
00:03:29.520 Cause even there's some like tough talking rappers out there that like, uh, and like,
00:03:33.140 I hate to say it cause I love Mercules, but man, like a lot of these guys are like, they're
00:03:38.020 doing shows talking about how bad ass they are.
00:03:40.400 Bang, bang.
00:03:40.780 I'll kill you.
00:03:41.280 But they're like, but you can only come to the show if you like let the government poke
00:03:44.520 you.
00:03:44.720 You know what I mean?
00:03:45.200 You can only come to the show if you like wear a face diaper into the crowd.
00:03:48.520 Like it's a mess.
00:03:49.200 But there's artists like me and I'm tough.
00:03:51.520 All right, man.
00:03:52.020 I've never cried in my life.
00:03:53.260 When I was born, I actually came out.
00:03:55.160 The doctor tried to make me cry.
00:03:56.460 I just like got up on two feet.
00:03:58.020 Bam.
00:03:58.360 Smacked that doctor and made him cry, man.
00:04:00.120 I've never cried in my life.
00:04:01.320 Guys like Outlaw Buddy Smiles right there.
00:04:03.520 He's another artist.
00:04:04.460 Actually, that guy wrote, uh, Cowboys don't wear a mask.
00:04:07.700 Everybody look up Outlaw Buddy Smiles.
00:04:09.280 He's a true legend.
00:04:10.400 Outlaw Buddy Smiles.
00:04:11.220 That's right.
00:04:11.680 No.
00:04:11.840 Yeah.
00:04:12.320 It's all these rebellious rage against the machine.
00:04:15.860 And it's like, pardon, uh, you guys are government bitches.
00:04:19.120 Yes.
00:04:19.780 Um, you, you, you're like willing slaves.
00:04:23.160 I was, I was, uh, I was like writing this song.
00:04:26.360 I have this song idea of this, like, I love being a slave.
00:04:29.520 I wear my mask on my face.
00:04:31.860 And it's like, I don't know.
00:04:33.320 I just don't get these, uh, people.
00:04:35.080 Dude, these guys are literally on there with an electric guitar singing about the, and they
00:04:39.720 have the exact same opinions as Chase Bank.
00:04:42.080 Like, like literally, literally that, like Chase Bank's Twitter page reads like your lyrics
00:04:49.040 do.
00:04:49.400 You know what I mean?
00:04:49.920 TD Bank.
00:04:50.740 Whoa.
00:04:51.440 He's got a TD Bank opinion.
00:04:53.240 Yeah.
00:04:53.660 What's your political ideology?
00:04:55.500 It's, uh, TD Bank during Pride Month is my political ideology.
00:04:58.920 Yeah.
00:04:59.200 Cool.