THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 100 — Turning Point Halftime? Potatoes and Katie Porter? Hasan the Dog Shocker?
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1 hour and 27 minutes
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187.46228
Summary
Jack Posobiec and Charlie Kirk are joined by special guest Tyler Boyer and special guest Michael McCoy to discuss a variety of topics, including: What's going on in the world of Big Brother? Who's being targeted by the D.D.A.? Why is it a good idea to have an all-American halftime show?
Transcript
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DNSA specifically targets the communications of everyone.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is once again time for Thought Crime Thursday.
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As you know, my co-host, Charlie Kirk, is out on assignment with God.
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But we've had a huge week here, an incredible week.
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I want to thank CPI, by the way, for allowing me to use their incredible studio here.
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But we've got the rest of the gang back in Phoenix right now.
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And I believe we've got, let's see, Blake Neff.
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And Tyler Boyer is going to be joining us in just a few minutes.
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But for the very first time on Thought Crime, we have Mr. Michael McCoy.
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It's like, this is the show where we get in trouble on purpose.
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I am once again, I would like to, once again, to emphasize that I was told Phoenix was in
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A couple of weeks ago, we got hit by that typhoon.
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It rained like eight inches in one day or something.
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Like, I feel like it's not, you're not in a desert if it rains enough that your airport
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has to shut down due to how intense the rain is.
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I think this is the most amount of rain that we've gotten in some, like 20 something years.
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Huge shout out to CPI, by the way, for, so I just got done speaking at their off the record,
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even though it was an on the record, off the record.
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And it's been a lot with Chris Bedford and, you know, we had a great discussion, really
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talking about Charlie a lot and kind of what this means, you know, going forward, what
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And, and I said, look, you know, it's Thursday.
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So we do the, we do the thought crime and they said, Hey, we've got a great studio.
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And, you know, it's interesting because that gets us to our first topic that a lot
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Gosh, I can't even imagine who would come up with such a crazy idea as this.
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Probably just some, you know, no good Nick, ne'er to well.
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Turning Point USA is hosting an all American halftime show.
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I actually, we talked about this earlier on the show, but within like hour of posting
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it, Corey Asbury and first Frank, people were so confused.
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He commented on ours, but then, um, Corey was kind enough to reach out.
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I jumped on a call with him this morning for like 30 minutes and we're, we built the bridge.
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We're going to partner on this one and allegedly maybe more to come.
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What I love about all of this is that we have to obscure what it's the halftime of because
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a popular American sports league is extremely territorial about the name of a certain sporting
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When the sporting event comes around next February, like look at ads and like deals that supermarkets
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and restaurants are putting on because they won't mention the sporting event.
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And then this, you know, major American sports entity.
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And this major American sports entity got so peeved about that.
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They tried to also trademark the phrase, the big game.
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Why wouldn't you want people talking about your incredible product that you made?
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It's just like, they're like, no, we don't want people talking about our product.
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Except when people, the only issue I have is when people call it Amerifest.
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Because that's a really, that's like a really boomer.
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So like, I started this on Twitter, like kind of going rogue.
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Like, when I see virality, and this is because, by the way, we have to say it because this
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And so, you know, I've never seen virality like this.
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I've never seen a response like this from anything.
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And, well, Blake, you know, I know we've talked about it a few times, but the sporting event
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has announced that their halftime show, and this is, by the way, this is why it opened
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This is why, like, when you're running a movement like we have in America today, like the
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MAGA movement, whatever you want to call it, that you're always sort of reacting to
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what is going on in the culture and in the mainstream.
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And, Blake, could you walk us through the sad, sad saga of Bad Bunny?
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Well, actually, I can't really because I've barely heard of Bad Bunny.
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Just in the last few weeks, you know, everything that she's by.
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So the bunny who is bad, despite the name, he is not actually a rabbit or a hare of any
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He does some form of music that I am told is popular with certain people.
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He does some sort of like reggaeton music, I think.
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They have booked him for the Super Bowl halftime because Jay-Z.
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Jay-Z has like soul control over the Super Bowl halftime.
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Wait, can you not even talk about the Super Bowl?
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If you say it three times in too narrow of a period, Roger Goodell appears behind you
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OK, we can't say that our halftime show is a sporting event halftime show.
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It is not part of the sporting event that is also going on at the same time.
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Ours is the Turning Point halftime show, the Turning Point All-American halftime show.
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He's been boycotting America because he says that ice would disrupt his concerts.
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It appears quite plausible, if not likely, that he will deliver some sort of political screed
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at the physically large game and the big event.
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Do you guys remember how controversial Ricky Martin was in the Hispanic community?
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I was like, remember how up in arms everybody was about gay Ricky Martin?
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Because everyone was like, oh my gosh, Ricky Martin's gay.
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Hispanic culture has slid where it's like Bad Bunny is even.
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The state has been founded on this convergence of Hispanic culture, Native American culture,
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And you have the most wretched, violent, anti-Christian.
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This is trans propaganda that's being promoted by Bad Bunny.
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And I'm just thinking back to remember how crazy people went over the Ricky Martin stuff?
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I don't know if you remember any of this at all, Jack.
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But like, no, I do because like we, because Tyler, you, you and I as like the, you know,
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the, like the centennials, the Gen Y elder millennials, whatever you want to call it, that
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like, we remember the world as it was in the before time.
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So when someone would come out and they'd be like, oh my gosh, you know, it would actually
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Whereas today, you know, like everyone comes up and they're like, I'm bi, I'm queer, I'm
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And it's like, oh yeah, yeah, we know you like, that's just like all celebrities.
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Like you're not even allowed to be a celebrity if you're not one of the alphabet club members
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anymore, which is like, and it's just so completely force memed down everybody's throat that people
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But it wasn't even that long ago where like Ricky Martin coming out was a huge, huge deal.
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And Google's telling me, no, I don't think you can dress like that.
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I don't know if he's gay or not, but the point is he's like promoting.
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He's dressed as a trans person on the music video.
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The Gay Times, which is a publication, had an article yesterday, five times bad bunny
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So I think that's a safe tell that he's not actually.
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Well, I mean, you're definitely, he's definitely covering the Q part.
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I'm not sure like walking back, he's, he's promoting trans.
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But it's probably, I mean, probably, it's probable.
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It's like, it's, it's definitely being promoted.
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I had a, we had a meeting, a marketing meeting.
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And she goes, Selena Gomez and bad bunny got married.
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She's like, no, no, no, it was definitely, it was definitely bad bunny.
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And so we had to pull up the picture and see, what do you guys think?
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I mean, I can understand how you would mess that up though.
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The names are kind of, you know, kind of similar.
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As a side note, is it weird to anyone else that he is, he performs exclusively in Spanish,
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but his name is bad bunny and English term that that's throwing me off in an annoying
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Well, nobody talked about this today, but I think it's, you know, we, Pitbull was like
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one of the only rappers, obviously Hispanic, does a lot of Spanish, was one of the only
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I didn't really see him out all a bunch talking about Trump, but yeah, maybe we should hit
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He, he, uh, he did some stuff with Anna Paulina.
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He is apparently considered the king of Latin trap, which I can definitely see how trap got
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involved with his identity based on those clips we were showing.
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I just don't understand how trap, how trap became so trans, like, and like weird.
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In Spanish, bad bunny would be, uh, I don't know if I'm saying this right.
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Is that actually like bunny or is it rabbit or hair or something?
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I do want to hit this because, uh, thank you for the donation message.
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Sushi 26 asked, how would Charlie have felt about a Maori Haka tribute done for him in
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Now I want to watch it because that sounds nifty.
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I feel actually, I do wonder about that because Haka started off as like a religious pagan
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thing, but I think now they do it at Christian gatherings in New Zealand among Maori.
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So he'd probably be okay with that as long as it was sufficiently Christianized.
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And also he'd probably think it was cool because it's like people screaming for him and it's
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way better than all those horrible Haka's they've had where it's like liberal women
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screaming a Haka while they like rip Harry Potter books in half or something.
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There's been some strange appropriations of that.
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Um, well, well, while we, while we pull the video up, I want to go through because so bad
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bunny, not only does he get announced this way in a sense where like, he's just not popular
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in the English speaking, uh, world and, or, you know, I have to say it, he's like the
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English speaking part of America because it's sort of part of the bifurcation of America
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where he's extremely popular in Hispanic circles.
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Um, and then he goes on Saturday night live and, uh, does this monologue that goes viral
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where he starts speaking in Spanish and saying how this is, this is for you.
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And then he switches back to English and says, oh, and by the way, you know, for, if you didn't
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understand that you have four months to learn Spanish.
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And then TMZ had this article about him that, uh, or video basically where he gets captured.
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And he was filmed during God bless America and everyone around him is standing up and he just
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So this guy, and I don't want to go too deep into bad bunny, but he's been so completely
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obnoxious and odious and divisive to America and to American culture that, and Jay-Z of
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course, who runs through rock nation, the selection process, it got to the point where I said, you
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Turning point should just hold on halftime show.
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And at the time I said they should get Creed and, uh, you know, no, no announcements on,
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on musical acts yet, but you know, it, it was so obnoxious that I just had to say it.
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I, I also today on the show, Andrew gave you huge props, Jack.
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He said this, I just want to point out this idea originally came from Jack.
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So Jack, Jack actually, we are getting endless.
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Like we've gotten like 10 in the last 10 minutes.
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Basically Jack, Jack joined the ranks of people making suggestions of what turning point should
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Cause everything goes viral about every suggestion.
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It's like literally, this is like literally prison at, at turning point.
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Every time someone comes up with a good idea and it's like Jack and Andrew on the show
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every day, come up with things, Benny, like everybody's like saying stuff.
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There's this line that liberals like a lot that, uh, they'll, they'll say nothing is more
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Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come, Tyler.
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Wait, can I, can I point something out real quickly?
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I guess the term trap also refers to someone you can't determine their gender.
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I'm like, I'm playing the role of Charlie right now.
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I kind of like maybe hearing it like in context, like I still have no idea what you guys are
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So that, isn't that like really weird that, that the person who's gender, we can't, that's
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And I understood why he was called that double on top.
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It comes from, it comes from trap house, which is a house that sells drugs.
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So, so that's totally different, but like trap, right.
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A trap means like you, you go out with this, like, like you're, let's say you're in Thailand,
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which I've never been to for the record, but let's say for instance, you're in Thailand,
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We just need to, however, this has given rise to the great internet question.
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Every week, this show, this show, yeah, hits, hits numbers like we've ever seen before,
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because we educate each other on all these words, these, these terminologies that nobody
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has ever, ever really heard of, really understands, really gets into.
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By the way, the answer is the answer to the question, of course, is yes, but they're only
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Listen, listen, I, I question people who, yeah, yeah, this is why everyone should question
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old men who go on vacation to Thailand, and everyone should be questioning anyone that's
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I'm enjoying, I'm enjoying that we have, I'm really enjoying that we have live chat because
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Mike's wife, that's the name of the account, has commented, please explain trap, and now
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I don't even know what trap, I'm equally as confused as you.
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I have no idea, their, their username is Mike's wife, US, and Mikey has a wife who's
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It'd be pretty funny, it'd be pretty funny if it was.
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Elizabeth said, no, it's not me, exclamation point.
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Now people are saying, I really didn't know that trap is another word.
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Yeah, I, I, I, I want to apologize, I would have, I should have never imagined that your
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wife would be unfamiliar with that important piece of internet.
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But then, so, okay, so, but, but, but that being said, all right, so Tyler, so, so the,
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So it goes viral, everybody wants it, but, but at some point, you know, the decision had
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So, you know, I've seen, you know, and Andrew, by the way, who's, who is not gracing us with
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his presence, who is totally slacking on thought crime and will be made to answer for this next
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week, by the way, um, isn't here to share it with us.
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What, what was it that kind of, that kind of like pushed the, you know, pushed it into the
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So as soon as this went viral, I was peppering everybody else and saying, I think we should
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So I think, I don't think it was any single person, but I think everybody together was
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like looking into it and, and, you know, God bless all of the staff at turning point
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USA, Mikey, uh, Justin, all the events team, like nobody really shot it down.
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And see, this is the thing when new things come onto the scene at turning point, it, if
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it's, it's really democratic, how the process works.
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If everybody kind of agrees on stuff and this, and this isn't new, right?
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Obviously Charlie, uh, you know, would kind of just like go around and be like, we're
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And then like, we'd be like, all right, let's vote on it basically.
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And we'd bring it to the chat and then everyone would be like, oh yeah.
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And we should give credit also to the, you know, the, the supporters out there.
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We have our freedom at Charlie Kirk email with the show.
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I think literally 50% of our emails at any time are just about this.
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We're getting them throughout the night, throughout the show.
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I just, we just got one in this like past minute and it, what's amazing about it is
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it's from someone who seems, they say, how about an alternative halftime show?
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And I think they're, they actually don't know yet that we've done it already.
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And that's, and that's also the point too, is like, you've got to get it out there and
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Cause ultimately, you know, that's the thing that people don't realize is marketing any
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Like we've built a really nice brand with America Fest, but it's like that started, people
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don't realize that started as a party at CPAC and we took that and we ran with it.
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And then we, I was like, we need to turn that into a brand.
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And then we created a whole brand, but still like a vast majority of people don't know
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And once they figure it out and then they figure out how to get to it and all that stuff.
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So it's not easy to build a brand and an idea and a party or a, an event and then make
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Cause ultimately the event happens and then people miss it and they go, Oh, I wish I would
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And unlike a certain major professional sports league, we are never going to make it.
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If you refer to America Fest, it will never have to be how people refer to the big event,
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The good news is we are announcing our first singer.
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Wait, I thought we weren't announcing that yet.
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Did I let that, did I let the cat out of the bag?
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That'll, that'll shut down the event pretty fast.
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I need to see what the, I need to see what the actual masses say.
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People don't realize that, uh, that Blake is actually a six time, uh, regional karaoke winner.
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Um, I will survive is, uh, one of his go-tos as well as several, several, hold on, hold
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I'm always a fan of the eighties heavy metal band Saxon from the UK.
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When you're up against the wall, never surrender.
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A hundred tickets so people can like line up to like, get your tickets now.
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I don't know why you just reminded me of Mike White.
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You remind me of Mike White in, uh, you know, it's buddies with Jack Black and all the stuff
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That was, that was a, this isn't thought crime.
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We've had a couple of good ideas on thought crime.
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One is that we should bring all our moms on to take our place and let them do this for
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Then we talked about that with Jack that all our moms would come on and instead of it
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being us, like they would just like all talk to each other.
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That would, yeah, this is, this is like when we occasionally mom crying and we're getting
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This is going to end with me having to like do a 24 hour Twitch stream where I play Age
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Charlie, one of Charlie's ideas was to do a 24 hour live stream.
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No, I remember we talked about, we were going to do, we were going to do ships and we were
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going to have like cots set up and like people could sleep and then come back and we were
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Well, I was going to do my, my, the gimmick, the gimmick I was ready for was during the election.
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I was going to stay live until it was called, but then we kicked so much, but it was over
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Tyler, does this classify as one of those really good ideas that comes to fruition?
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So, so the background on this that nobody knows, or we haven't talked about in a long
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time was we did so well on the live stream after 2020 that I think it was 2020 that Charlie
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Remember we were, we were going live every day for like two weeks or three weeks or whatever
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And Charlie was like, we need to do a 24 hour live stream.
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We'll just bring everybody on like all of our friends and we'll just go, go, go, go,
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We're going to need stuff to make it interesting.
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For the 2026 election night, we're going to do 24 hours of pure live streaming started
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Before we get into this, before we get into this, actually, before we get into this at all,
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can, can you guys play, this is not on the, on the, on the clip sheet or excuse me, on
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That's the University of North Dakota right now.
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uh that's from the tour tonight i mean that's three that's like balcony that is like 70 percent
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of the population of north dakota i think probably i have some relatives in there dude i think every
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single person is holding a charlie kirk by the way if you want if you want a thought crime right
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now i'll shout out anyone watching from north dakota it is the fighting sue forever none of
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this fighting hawks nonsense it is always the fighting sue forever and ever regional territorial
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battles no that's look i just gotta say it's it's it's been amazing to see there i i don't know the
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exact numbers yet but that's several thousand people there's no question we had what it was
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you know 4500 people in montana state two nights ago um these numbers i mean uh mikey you've been
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you've been out there have the tours seen numbers like this before yeah we we have but not consistently
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in evening events like this and so charlie would towards the end really love doing the prove me
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wrong so we last semester we did like 28 of them this semester we were supposed to do 30 plus
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um and so but we kept all the evening stops and these are the biggest venues because charlie is
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pushing the team just hard non-stop get the arenas get the massive venues get the amphitheaters
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so we did we got them all and so now what we're seeing is charlie's not there but all of these
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students are still showing up to support his legacy and his mission and the speakers are there you're
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hearing every night last night you heard in montana or two nights ago that was montana state
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charlie charlie tonight north dakota and we have some really big ones coming up we're talking
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10 000 9 000 arenas with some really big guests soon it will be announced but very exciting yeah we're
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gonna that's huge that's by the way we i should i i'm remiss for saying this is episode 100
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this is actually episode 100 wow of thought crime so was i graced enough to come on i think it
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actually might be 101 because i think we doubled an episode no no no silence you call it episode 100
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for my sake call it 100 oh that's that's pretty incredible 100 episodes a lot 100 weeks 100 that's
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two years so that's almost two years yeah it'd be 54 weeks i'm sure i don't think we did we started
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we missed a few weeks here and there and you know some were not numbered episodes i believe
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because they were specialties or or some such that's kind of crazy we've been doing this for
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two plus years wow that's crazy in honor charlie because we i think when we first started this
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we were like we're never ever going to do this and you know like every week we're going to get
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canceled and then uh and then the show started giving us uh started giving us more problems
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externally than it did you know but but we kept doing it we kept doing it pushing through for
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everything so the thought crimes will continue and as such there was someone who committed a bit of a
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thought crime earlier today or i believe earlier this week and blake neff blake neff is now prepared
00:30:50.240
to make his very first public apology blake the floor is yours all right thank thank you jack now i
00:30:56.820
we need to be very serious here for a moment uh i said some words yesterday on the normal charlie kirk show
00:31:03.920
that i regret that i should not have said that were very hurtful were ill considered by me we got a lot of
00:31:13.220
emails about this um and i feel a lot of shame i feel a lot of embarrassment i you know i can't
00:31:21.480
ever really fully apologize for what i did this is only a half half baked or if you prefer twice baked
00:31:27.500
way of doing things but yesterday i i compared california gubernatorial candidate katie porter to
00:31:37.240
um a very popular spud the potato and i i really just want to say i'm so sorrowful that i would have
00:31:48.240
ever taken a great food like the potato that has given so much joy and happiness and nutrition to
00:31:54.480
billions of people and compared it to this entity katie porter that was extremely hurtful i should have
00:32:02.880
never done that and i want to apologize to the lovely potato for everything i said it was so hurtful
00:32:09.000
in i just could not i i could not be more apologetic to all potatoes and potato lovers out there for what
00:32:16.460
i did because we are learning more and more about katie porter and she is just wholly undeserving to ever
00:32:24.300
be mentioned in the same breath with that beautiful spud i know i can't like as a as as as a man of polish
00:32:32.540
descent uh the land of eastern europe the land of potatoes i just i i i want to say that you know
00:32:40.620
i i i i forgive you i i forgive you for what you did i will not forget this though and of course you
00:32:50.440
must still face public uh you know public justice the debt must be paid it must be guys i'm i'm thinking
00:32:57.640
blake has to like cook potatoes for the entire the entire i'll pay it i'll pay it with a freebie for
00:33:02.900
you so uh jack the next time you go to poland my favorite restaurant when i went to poland it was in
00:33:08.320
uh gdansk former danzig founded by some lovely germans uh but the best restaurant in gdansk is called i
00:33:15.260
believe like pod riba or something like that it's like bar under the fish but it is a baked potato
00:33:21.380
themed restaurant and it has like under the fish yeah under the fish and it's the greatest it's
00:33:27.080
like the greatest potato baked potato restaurant i've ever been to in my life so that's your uh
00:33:33.700
potato related means of atonement so i'm actually i'm actually going to uh give you a much worse
00:33:41.340
visual on katie porter and what she looks like worst katie porter and and jack will be able to
00:33:47.440
appreciate this since you you evoked eastern europe in russia and eastern europe babushkas walk
00:33:53.760
around all day long with like sleeveless shirts in the summer it's this most disgusting thing
00:33:59.040
and they raise their arms up and there's this fat wrinkly just like disgusting pale skin that just
00:34:08.860
looks so gross of like wrinkly fat armpit i know what you're talking about have you seen so why was
00:34:13.440
katie porter in russia what so why was no i'm saying i'm saying katie katie doesn't look like
00:34:20.260
a potato she looks like a fat wrinkly armpit i can i can i can post a picture wait hold on hold on
00:34:28.740
we need to we need to do for those of you for those who are you know i'm talking about fat wrinkly
00:34:34.760
have you ever seen like real quick before we demean her further we need to give some context
00:34:40.460
we need context so first off uh this is what we were discussing yesterday there's additional
00:34:46.220
developments but we want to for anyone who's just getting in now uh this was an interview that katie
00:34:51.160
porter gave i believe now two or three days ago yeah with uh cbs outlet in california we have the clip
00:34:56.380
clip 87 what do you say to the 40 percent of california voters who you'll need in order to win
00:35:02.140
let me be clear with you i represented orange county i represented a purple area i have stood
00:35:07.600
on my own two feet and one republican votes before that's not something every candidate in
00:35:11.640
this race can say so you don't think i feel like this is unnecessarily argumentative what is your
00:35:15.740
question the the question is the same thing i asked everybody you have it written and i'll answer
00:35:20.380
it and we've also asked the other candidates do you think you need any of those 40 percent of
00:35:25.080
california voters to win and you're saying no you don't no i'm saying i'm going to try to win
00:35:28.660
every vote i can and what i'm saying to you is that well to those voters okay so so you i don't
00:35:35.120
want to keep doing this i'm going to call it thank you you're not gonna do the interview with us nope
00:35:41.780
not like this i'm not not with seven follow-ups to every single question you ask every other candidate
00:35:46.360
has i don't care i don't care now to be clear this is the woman running for governor right now
00:35:52.420
and because i guess they just had no one else who could run in a state the size of california
00:35:56.740
but what's great about this what makes this brilliant that was an embarrassing clip that
00:36:00.760
went viral but what's really amazing now is we're getting videos are getting released by former
00:36:06.640
staffers of potato katie and potato yeah i thought you just said that we weren't going to be doing
00:36:15.520
that again blake okay ah you're right no her name is babushka arm okay all right okay but anyway
00:36:22.920
they're releasing new videos of her that are like other greatest hits from the experience of working
00:36:27.780
under katie porter uh this is the one that they released let's play uh clip 134 that we're going
00:36:35.340
to lose more than half a million californians dying prematurely to air pollution and other problems
00:36:41.420
and the state could lose get out of my shot i wanted to tell you that that's actually incorrect
00:36:48.780
it's not that it's electric vehicles it's that if we don't need the commitment to any of the
00:36:53.280
paris climate report okay it does okay you also were in my shot before that
00:36:58.660
stay out of my shot okay i'm going to start again with um electric vehicle saving us money
00:37:05.940
get out of my shot so i actually talked today with someone who's on the republican side uh works in
00:37:16.680
in politics in california it's a state senate and i actually used to work in sacramento so i i reached
00:37:21.840
out to her it's like tell me a little bit about katie porter what do you know she said she is the
00:37:26.400
most disrespectful hateful and nastiest as they come she treats her staff worse than anybody else
00:37:34.680
and is more left than you could ever imagine even more so than gavin newsom and here's some
00:37:40.420
something crazy her husband filed charges against her for throwing metal toys at her dot dot dot guess
00:37:47.920
what dot dot dot they don't have kids metal toys what no they do they they do i don't know that that's
00:37:55.600
funny but they do because there's all the defenses of her for why she's so nasty to her staff is that she
00:38:01.680
was a single mom when she got elected to congress because she divorced her husband the other thing
00:38:07.780
which you know is why i made my again have to i have to apologize to potatoes but the reason
00:38:12.220
i had potatoes on the brain is according to her ex-husband she once poured boiling mashed potatoes onto
00:38:19.420
him wow she really is katie portato and oh i think we have an even another clip this one isn't quite as
00:38:28.580
uh you know sweary as the others but she has uh she's shooting death stares at her staff because
00:38:34.680
she doesn't like the lighting let's play clip 133 oh yes this is why i didn't want to i need the lights
00:38:41.500
off the bright lights i'm so sorry but i am about to get on bernard i need you to turn these off
00:38:47.280
these that are killing me hang on one second everybody
00:38:52.060
no we should put the computer yes yes we should have yes okay everybody i'm not that dark
00:39:07.440
okay everybody i'm sorry about that i am in a tv studio
00:39:14.180
whoo that fat wrinkly forehead you know if you go back to that original first clip
00:39:20.140
and look at the thing watch her forehead and like all the makeup you know when makeup like cakes up on
00:39:25.320
people's wrinkles i just don't really understand i don't i just really get it i don't understand how
00:39:30.480
people fail up this aggressively i've seen so many failing failing up within politics like it basically
00:39:38.720
is like the it's it's the standard like you see people start at the state level and they fail i mean
00:39:44.500
this is like you know ruben gallego katie porter like all these they start at the state level she is
00:39:50.300
probably the primest example of like there is nothing of substance there that is good how do you like
00:39:57.060
how does anyone in the world like this person retweet that's what's weird to be it's like
00:40:01.580
she's running for governor of california and you'd think i know democrats don't have the greatest bench
00:40:06.880
but i don't know like they couldn't run rocana for this like i don't love rocana but i would
00:40:13.280
pick rocana over katie portato yeah i i look at swalwell and i go this is egregious what the democrats
00:40:22.360
are doing to themselves like we have to let them keep going but like it is i mean it is so bad
00:40:27.900
the top of their bench is fat wrinkly armpit potato face katie really on that katie you do love the
00:40:36.200
armpits that's what she looks like the next time you're out go to go to walmart there's some bot
00:40:41.540
there's gonna be some old lady walking around shirtless in arizona or sleeveless in arizona
00:40:46.120
not shirtless sleeveless you're gonna see that she's gonna raise her arm you're gonna be like
00:40:50.440
that's what katie porter's face looks like and i'm telling you in swalwell this is their top what
00:40:56.600
do you do when you're going shopping at walmart no i'm saying they exist i'm saying they exist
00:41:02.480
sitting there i have this is walmart with tyler he's just sitting there judging you
00:41:07.480
i'm very yeah you shouldn't be wearing this is why i don't go to walmart i'm worried i'll run into
00:41:12.240
tyler and he's gonna like exactly are you walking around sleeveless shirts with you know fat
00:41:18.080
actually the true story is the true story is i am only i only have three outfits now because i had
00:41:24.480
to like have mikey help me get a better wardrobe and i can't wear anything else now wait wait wait
00:41:30.240
hold on hold on hold on blake did you just say that you went shopping with mikey yes yes i did
00:41:34.960
that's a thought crime that's true i think we need i think we need to i think we need to dig into this a
00:41:40.960
little bit mikey's done was this the first time you guys went out together or was was or was this
00:41:48.080
the second time no no no mike many times mikey's helped out blake a lot blake's blake has had like
00:41:54.760
the greatest outfits on this week and like like a couple of times i've been like i've been like hey
00:42:00.080
is that mikey outfit he's like yeah it is it's not gonna be one of mine people have seen my outfits
00:42:05.200
i wear i'm if left to my own devices i will dress like a like a person born in north dakota that i am
00:42:13.440
and it's gonna probably be yeah like dad jeans and a dad shirt from or that blue macy's blazer that
00:42:20.360
the blue macy's blazer is amazing you will not insult the blue macy's blazer i know i almost want to play
00:42:26.260
that clip so you went shopping with mikey we should we should get that we should get that
00:42:30.260
i'm gonna find that clip this is great you went clothes shopping with mikey i know i'm just i'm just
00:42:36.040
just just to be clear about this you publicly admitting that you went clothes shopping like you
00:42:41.060
for the express purpose of going clothes shopping yeah look okay oh i had a free hour elizabeth was out
00:42:49.140
of town and i'm like you know i love like i've traveled with him to the uk with charlie i've traveled
00:42:56.240
we went to asia together at this point we're like you know best friends were we just talking
00:43:01.640
about what happens in asia yeah yeah i gotta find this clip oh here i found it one sec they're gonna
00:43:08.560
have to load it this might take him a second charlie even trilled so blake has this blue blazer
00:43:13.020
it's great no and he bought when did you buy that blazer i think i bought it in 2018 and he wears it
00:43:20.180
everywhere every event amfest sass cls ywls and and in asia you wore it every day in a row
00:43:29.240
and you're sweating through how many blazers am i supposed to bring to asia at least two
00:43:33.740
there's like three conferences i don't know we gotta play this clip when they load it
00:43:39.060
blake i've tweeted out that you are you are the first singer and uh uh uh the first comment is from
00:43:45.640
autism capital who wrote my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined okay we got
00:43:51.960
the clip brutal 141 mikey's struggle busting he's all like it's so hot i can't be cool like the
00:44:00.900
security guys who have full suits or blake who's got his ridiculous macy's blazer i was gonna say
00:44:07.140
like you've gotten more you've gotten more mileage out of that blazer than anything i've ever seen
00:44:11.660
in my life it's a great blazer people like it i'm gonna buy you a couple blazers but this is the
00:44:17.120
wear them because that's like your it's the it's my favorite blazer it's nice people comment on it
00:44:22.660
no matter what the occasion like where's the macy's blazer heck yeah yeah i think i bought it from
00:44:28.280
it was like 50 or something at macy's it was great and why are you holding a microphone we were in we
00:44:34.800
were recording the events and i'm glad we did of course because that was of course the last the
00:44:38.820
last weekend we had charlie of course i'm providential that we had no i know but why would you film
00:44:44.020
because charlie would just walk around in asia and be like blake tell me about that tell me about
00:44:50.040
that and blake was talking yeah we were at gyeongsukbun however you say it uh palace in in in seoul and
00:44:58.540
he'd be like blake tell us about this and so tell me this clip is this clip is in korea or is this
00:45:03.620
japan so that one's in seoul in korea that's in seoul okay even you called it ridiculous you said
00:45:09.860
this is my ridiculous macy's blazer yeah it's great i love it great people love it people people say
00:45:15.700
the blazer is great no one no one says any other blazer that i own is great especially because i
00:45:19.940
never wear one there's that one suit that blake wears that it's actually quite nice i want to see
00:45:26.460
this i mean again no home no homo but like there's there's there's a suit that blake has it's got a
00:45:31.920
nice cut to it it's you know he looks nice when it's on he looks nice just just gonna say that
00:45:37.920
now i'm not i'm i'm totally totally you know at one with myself so i don't mind saying that but
00:45:44.640
then again i don't go i don't go clothes shopping with mikey so what what did you guys do did you was
00:45:49.580
it was it a good shopping trip did you go out afterwards did you get ice cream we did get boba
00:45:53.780
oh okay mikey now you're digging now you're digging a slightly deep hole here
00:45:58.840
i have to dig deeper at this point we got boba together okay boba boba blake okay at this point
00:46:05.900
at this point we need to we need to we should probably mention that it was not just the two of
00:46:10.520
us right no no we had yes it was yeah no no we had we had a third person there that makes it that
00:46:16.840
makes it more defensive or a female it was a man oh well that doesn't make it better well
00:46:21.940
bro's go and shop at the scottsdale mall all the time all the time yeah that's a thing
00:46:28.700
yeah i don't know bro uh you know what that reminds me that reminds me of the opening scene
00:46:32.820
of uh uh i don't think bro shopping is a thing guys i i don't think it is we're gonna take a
00:46:38.220
camera next time we go bro shopping and we're gonna prove you guys wrong that reminds me of the
00:46:42.960
opening scene of zoolander of all the male models all shopping together we're gonna vlog our
00:46:47.100
bro shopping you're talking about i've never seen zoolander but i still uh it's all they're all
00:46:56.080
dancing i've never seen it either you've never seen zoolander no i don't know what trap is those
00:47:01.020
are like non-heterosexual male models yeah i don't know what trap is i've never seen zoolander
00:47:09.260
what else no no i will say that i actually just really think bro shopping is totally with boat
00:47:16.420
did now did you all get boba or did you share one did you have like one boba with multiple straws
00:47:22.060
how did it go well we did each get our own so i think that's a little less homo
00:47:27.740
but did you share no no no no no no no you know what they say about a guy who drinks another man's boba
00:47:34.440
i'm gonna be i'm gonna be straight up i think i think boba is right in there and again i'm not
00:47:43.580
saying this to be offensive i'm sorry blake i know you like boba but like i just think boba is like
00:47:47.980
right up there with lord of the rings like in line in questionable what what do you mean lord of the
00:47:55.620
rings is questionable tyler thinks lord of the rings is the gayest thing in the world oh actually i
00:47:59.820
watched lord of the rings for the first time ever with charlie lord of the rings is super straight
00:48:05.340
this is not it is not you watch the rings with charlie for the first time ever and it was when
00:48:09.520
we were in florida palm beach and where i walk in he was on shabbat and he was like hey do you have
00:48:15.080
advil or something i was like yeah i have some and i brought it to his room and i was like what are you
00:48:18.740
doing it's like watching lord of the rings i go i've never seen it you never seen it and he just
00:48:22.900
freaks out he's like sit down right now and so for the next like six hours we watched two of the
00:48:27.720
movies when was this wait what like this was like over the months ago yeah this was this was in like
00:48:33.360
december it's really hard for me to imagine after we argued about this probably after i think december
00:48:39.540
so wait so lord of the rings charlie was proactively watching lord of the rings maybe in response to us
00:48:45.820
arguing about the probably is what it was because he never watched movies ever when we were traveling
00:48:52.780
and now nowhere he turns on this three-hour film no we had a full argument about
00:48:57.320
is lord of the rings actually a gay ballad this was not for the record this was like one of the
00:49:02.520
episodes this was one of the few episodes that i was not on and we got a huge fight over it it was
00:49:08.120
like a big battle because i don't think that lord of the rings is gay i i just don't it's epic google
00:49:15.460
it ask it no i'm gonna ask chat gpt but it's it's not gay it's just not gay because like there's
00:49:22.840
there's people who want to like read all this stuff into it and they do it with like ancient
00:49:26.980
you know uh you know you know mythological stories and ancient history and things like oh this guy was
00:49:33.940
definitely gay because look they were friends and it's like no it's not true at all lord of the
00:49:38.920
rings lord of the rings is not gay yeah and you know frodo if it was made today it would be a mythral
00:49:45.560
vest as he's on the journey so in a sense lord of the rings is a 100 straight male shopping journey
00:49:51.720
well wait now he says turned against me they're like it is gay jack no i don't i told you in all
00:49:58.940
seriousness i am stand i must stand in the breach against the the like gayification of 100 straight
00:50:06.020
american cultural touchstones yeah like lord of the rings i'm with you but chat gpt says it can
00:50:12.440
absolutely absolutely resonate through a homo rhetoric they do that with everything they do
00:50:18.900
that with everyone they do that with shakespeare they do that with abraham lincoln shakespeare is
00:50:22.140
very good no no he's not shakespeare is super straight no shakespeare has a lot of gayness around
00:50:26.700
it no that's not true uh also dj galowitz donated and said i was literally just getting on the chat to
00:50:36.280
say i feel like this is heading towards lord of the rings oh did it ever oh did it ever
00:50:42.420
why do you think everything is gay other than bro shopping you're like he's like boba's gay
00:50:46.380
lord of the rings gay shakespeare no that's how this came up that is how this came wait first off
00:50:51.360
shakespeare's sexuality is is constantly a topic of debate i just asked no it's a lot of gay because
00:50:56.960
like people make this up but i'll tell you why boba's gay a little bit all right a little bit all
00:51:04.020
all right give us the boba take first off men shouldn't drink with straws
00:51:07.980
why okay no yeah that's that's offensive to charlie charlie had this rule where he would
00:51:15.400
only drink a iced cold drink with a straw well no i'm not saying i'm saying i'm not saying that
00:51:20.760
it's all the time calling charlie gay no are you calling charlie here's what here's what i have a
00:51:26.000
problem with when it becomes a boba you shouldn't have a straw drink as a dude where you're like
00:51:31.960
trying to suck these like things through the straw like that's just a weird look it's like not good
00:51:37.840
like you can't look at a dude like drinking a straw and be like that is that is a very straight
00:51:45.300
activity that's not a straight activity it's just not so what about like a root like sucking like
00:51:49.600
those balls through the straw like how do you wait no no tyler how do you drink like i've watched
00:51:55.400
people doing i'm like that is really what show am i on it's weird it's just weird it's not straight
00:52:01.180
it's not it's weird it's ice cream you know that's ice dry you drink with the straw yeah yeah i think
00:52:06.860
trying to suck uh you know a shake through a straw is also weird you should use a spoon
00:52:12.140
but what about like the small straws just for like soda like like that like that's like a weird look
00:52:18.860
that's like not okay it's i'm just warning you don't do it you look weird chat is not with you
00:52:24.160
the chat is not against you i'm not looking delicious it takes a secure man to enjoy some boba
00:52:30.260
yeah that's yeah i'm seeing that i love straws i could suck a milkshake through a straw
00:52:35.620
we went down that's the great that's the paul thomas anderson right we went down a dark
00:52:40.580
milkshake yeah so circle back to all right so i won the chat on lord of the rings but not
00:52:46.860
you have an icy is there something wrong with drinking ice now no ice is fine that's fine
00:52:52.820
you have to drink you need a straw to drink you have you need a straw to drink boba i'm not saying
00:52:57.140
i'm not completely anti-strap i'm saying the topic do not change the topic it sounds like boba
00:53:01.800
is not all there all right okay but isn't it like i will point out like the way you have it at a
00:53:08.300
proper place they seal the whole cup and you like you have to stab it with the big straw that feels
00:53:12.680
like a pretty hoorah like militant way stabbing parts good yeah stabbing's great yeah stabbing
00:53:18.800
the straw yeah see i remember i remember like i'd be in china like almost 20 years ago and that's
00:53:23.680
where i first started drinking it and they called it they call it um bubble tea over there sir or pearl
00:53:28.520
bubble tea like genju naita uh bubble bubble milk tea and um you know it's it was like super popular
00:53:35.640
on campus like everybody would have it i think it started in taiwan i'm not sure i was having it in
00:53:39.960
and um it's just kind of normal like everybody had it it's fine d good 2020 says charlie would be
00:53:50.800
telling you guys to get back on topic he probably would he probably would so let's go back let's go
00:53:55.280
back to the big topic of emphasis on big uh we have katie porter katie porter so we're getting like
00:54:01.760
all the the knives out for katie which that's what i really love about this is yes so people are
00:54:06.940
resurfacing this is a profile of her from 2023 where the washington post just found some staffers
00:54:14.120
of her and they were all terrified to even say anything uh this is a direct quote from this is
00:54:21.180
an article by dan zack 2023 in the washington post about porter here we get into tricky territory my chat
00:54:27.560
with the ex-staffer was revealing it prompted me to reach out to others four people each formerly in
00:54:33.580
porter's employ or orbit that is what it says four people in her orbit told me about upsetting
00:54:41.120
experiences working for her that spanned her first three and a half years in congress three additional
00:54:47.100
former staffers told similar stories to one of my washington post colleagues but to define the
00:54:52.080
credibility of these seven sources or to specify their allegations of bad bossness is to give away
00:54:58.240
their identities which they do not want nobody wants to go public in ways they might regret so we in
00:55:05.660
three and a half years in congress as a house member house members don't have that big of a staff
00:55:09.880
there are seven different people who had testimony who were willing to speak to reporters about how bad
00:55:16.860
of a boss you know get out of my shot katie porter was and now they like and now they're making her
00:55:23.720
this rising star of the party it's it's actually it's really hilarious you can't really call yourself
00:55:29.440
a man and vote for katie porter well luckily she's running in california that's what i'm saying oh but
00:55:35.240
i'm saying in california like no man can vote for katie porter yeah i think tony atkins is running too
00:55:41.680
and they look they kind of look alike she's gonna win though she's gonna win the democrat nomination
00:55:46.800
yeah tony atkins they don't even have nominations anymore it's the jungle whoa but but but it's
00:55:52.280
basically it's basically going to be it's democrat versus republican always in the statewides because
00:55:57.160
the the dems don't split each other enough but this might be a moment where enough people get annoyed
00:56:03.360
with her and dislike her enough where she comes in the second place uh spot it would be really cool
00:56:10.020
if the dems split each other enough in california got to a point where you know it becomes a real problem
00:56:15.580
for their top two situation it's probably not going to happen but that's i mean katie's bad she's like
00:56:21.860
a really bad candidate really ugly person inside amazing uh she's a really ugly inside person all
00:56:31.840
right i think that's about all we can say about that topic we do need to move on because we have
00:56:37.220
some more topics that we have to get to uh we talked about the halftime show uh do we want to talk
00:56:43.740
about dogs i think we should i think we should hit that so we this is another one that we hit
00:56:50.880
recently but it's really one more yeah one more topic tonight i think i think we should hit this
00:56:56.240
i think uh i think charlie would be into this he would be really into the the meta stuff about this
00:57:00.600
so this is hassan piker who would have been debating charlie at dartmouth two weeks ago uh we were
00:57:06.100
looking forward to that one and very genuinely very sad we'll never get to see it but hassan piker
00:57:12.120
he's been touted as the left's joe rogan answer he's been touted as the left's charlie kirk actually
00:57:19.060
in one very dumb npr segment uh but he's getting in trouble because we'll play the clip here uh let's
00:57:25.400
play 129 of all of america's much more consequential violence okay it's the same reason as to why america
00:57:41.020
jesus christ what are you doing you're being such a baby
00:57:49.460
use the lord's name of in don't love to hear that yeah well he's from turkey points uh but
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yeah so for those who can't tell what's going on it appears his dog which he wanted to just be parked
00:58:02.060
in the background for his entire eight hour stream i guess it tried to move up towards him and so he
00:58:06.820
reaches to something and it appears he triggers a shock collar on the dog to zap it like you would
00:58:11.860
with an invisible fence and a lot of people are not liking this at all i think if there's one great
00:58:18.180
constant in america it's a lot of normal americans they like dogs and i think they would even say that
00:58:25.860
hurting hurting a dog is more revealing of your character to a lot of people than like hurting a
00:58:31.020
human or any other view you might hold people people really like dogs and hassan does not like
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dogs apparently well first i just want to like give that dog a pet you know i feel so bad anyways
00:58:42.600
this person saying he's from turkey what does that have to do with it well so well he's from an islamic
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country like we were saying yeah it's not uh he was taking the lord's name in vain because how are dogs
00:58:54.100
yeah how are dogs uh treated in across the middle east well they eat they eat them a lot no no no not in
00:59:00.880
the middle east they they eat them they for sure eat them i don't think they eat them i don't think
00:59:04.940
they do that they eat them in like east asia like vietnam eats dogs in russia in russia they kill dogs
00:59:10.280
and turn them into hats and they eat them and it's not the russians doing it are you sure about that
00:59:16.640
one i've never heard of that now you could in mean like asians in korea there are like restaurants where
00:59:23.420
i'm not gonna name which which people that that have emigrated into russia do that but i'm 100
00:59:31.320
they talk about it they they when i was there they would openly talk about they'd be like oh yeah
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they'd be like this isn't real whatever fur they'd be like that's dog fur you gotta just guys ate it
00:59:41.720
and then they make into hats and they sell on the and the and the bazaars now now i'm looking at the
00:59:47.680
map okay it is it is legal to eat dogs they eat dogs in the middle east the middle east it's just the
00:59:52.600
thing it's not but isn't it isn't dog considered haram uh i don't know so like depending on i feel
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like anyone like how how you know uh islamic a certain country is well saudi arabia is legal
01:00:07.380
consider haram uh it says i want to be i want to be fair too because you said something hassan piker
01:00:13.580
was born in new jersey which is basically the middle east but it's not okay apparently i'm just kidding
01:00:18.520
he was raised in turk my wife's from new jersey what and i'll be new by the way i'll be in new
01:00:24.500
jersey tomorrow for the uh for jack cittarelli we're holding a a rally out there for him uh getting
01:00:30.540
involved in that race uh with with uh with benny with scott presser with cliff maloney so
01:00:35.600
anyone out there is watching this live please come on out north wildwood seaport um we're going to be
01:00:41.880
there and uh full security for drones will be uh there and uh hope to see you too we're going to
01:00:48.540
apparently as well as a vigil for charlie yeah well apparently all carnivorous apparently all
01:00:54.120
carnivorous animals are haram in islam or like carnivorous animals with fangs so wolves dogs i've
01:01:01.400
just learned something thank you blake so that's why they eat them so i'm surprised apparently i've seen
01:01:06.260
a map which says it's legal in saudi arabia but that surprises me because saudi arabia is usually i'm
01:01:10.500
telling you i've been in places where they've said certain cultures i'm not gonna name which
01:01:14.620
cultures they pointed directly at the people and they said that guy eats all the dogs and then he
01:01:19.000
turns them into hats i was there they pointed at a guy they're like that guy and i'll never forget
01:01:24.880
it they pointed at the guy and that shouldn't be okay in america that's why you're seeing some
01:01:31.060
brutality however hassan is from new jersey yeah and there needs to be yeah new jersey and new jersey
01:01:38.860
needs to be won back from the dog haters american dog lovers need to take back new jersey
01:01:46.280
vote vote for jack this could be a campaign and and say no to hassan and his breed of people
01:01:53.780
who who who uh attack dogs like the way that he has hassan putting a shock collar on that poor little
01:02:03.920
dog terrible treating it the way that he's treated it terrible i i do think there is something to this
01:02:10.920
idea it's very funny because piker said a lot of unhinged things he said his favorite flag is the
01:02:16.940
hezbollah flag we have that clip if we want to play it he yeah he he actually did say that uh yeah
01:02:23.240
actually let's just play it 136 let's talk about our favorite flags oh like overall what my favorite
01:02:29.620
flag yeah hezbollah look it up oh i'm not even kidding it's actually a dope flag i don't know
01:02:36.520
flags it's uh this is uh you know what i'm gonna be brave my favorite flag it's got an ak on it and
01:02:43.540
a hand holding it up wow son or or or you might have to cut this we're behind the paywall it's
01:02:50.500
fine hezbollah's flag looks kind of stupid by the way at a distance it looks kind of like a
01:02:56.340
oil rig or something yeah it does and uh when you zoom in it's got like a globe on it it looks like
01:03:04.440
other than the ak that's on it it kind of looks like some un agency from the 70s
01:03:09.680
but but so beyond beyond all that like blake i want to get blake in on this because and and by
01:03:18.240
the way for the record even though yes i lived in east asia for two years i have never knowingly
01:03:23.100
eaten dog um i have no idea if i have or not honestly because sometimes you're in some places
01:03:28.520
where it's better to not ask you for sure and they're not going to tell you the truth anyway but
01:03:31.840
i've never knowingly there were some people who sought it out when i would go over but you know other
01:03:35.100
like expats that went i didn't like walk us through though what does it say about like like
01:03:41.700
like i grew up as a dog lover my family grew up loving dogs having dogs uh everyone you know almost
01:03:49.900
everyone i know has you know either had a dog or had a pet why what does it say that there are people
01:03:56.860
now coming into the country who hate dogs and and are willing to mistreat dogs like this you know it
01:04:04.200
really is at a minimum it is a microcosm of other changes that we can recognize uh you know there's
01:04:10.980
a lot of you know norms in america that were kind of we would say were traditionally american love of
01:04:17.300
fair play love of like good sportsmanship some of that stuff has fallen into abeyance and also just
01:04:23.060
attitude towards animals is actually a very traditional it's one of our most one of the most
01:04:29.280
english parts of our heritage the english historically loved animals so many of our favorite
01:04:34.760
dog and horse and other animal breeds they come from england england has this rich tradition of animal
01:04:39.740
husbandry and especially animals that are service animals like look up look up where your favorite dog
01:04:46.000
breed was bred and there's very good odds it came from the british isles somewhere uh the border collie i
01:04:51.560
believe was the border of like england and scotland probably and yeah stuff like that and as a result we
01:04:58.540
also have this rich tradition of appreciating animals we don't like the idea of you know slaughtering
01:05:04.280
fido to eat him we don't like the idea of slaughtering black beauty to eat him either and all the breeds
01:05:10.540
of correct me if i'm wrong you probably know all about this and you know this is why i'm asking you
01:05:14.480
direct this question europe is really the home for the the creation of all these different breeds right
01:05:21.860
so it's kind of like high society it was like what years were like did that become like a thing where
01:05:28.760
like they were trying to create all these different types of breeds of dogs and respecting them as like
01:05:34.500
pets and including them on hunting and they were like kind of just treated as high society animals
01:05:40.140
probably probably like the the 1800s because and even prior because like 16 i feel like there's
01:05:46.200
like 15 16 if you want uh if you want you know a fun name a fun thing there's actually an ancient
01:05:52.020
text we have from from ancient greece actually it's called uh synegeticus and it's by xenophon
01:05:59.220
ancient greek guy and it's basically translated as uh kind of it's translated as related to hunting but
01:06:04.700
they'll sometimes say hunting with dogs and he has a long list of names that he thinks are good
01:06:11.600
names for dogs in it some of which are like still around today uh let's see uh he's got ones that
01:06:18.940
translate a killer blazing armor ranger ruler ravager eager rage pride i think my favorite though is uh
01:06:29.460
strong boy strong boy as a name not for a dog come here pride yeah edge beam now okay some of these
01:06:37.420
actually sound like they're superheroes or something members of the x-men but uh and they're like we
01:06:44.300
have we have like ancient european accounts of like the loyalty of dogs oh and of course the odyssey
01:06:49.040
remember you ever read the odyssey yes yeah and the odyssey odysseus returns home to ithaca and no one
01:06:55.100
can recognize him but his faithful dog which has been waiting for him to return for 20 years
01:07:00.500
that's recognizes his master and then like immediately expires and so we've been getting
01:07:06.620
emotional dog loyalty stuff in western literature for literally 3 000 years so so by the way one of my
01:07:14.660
favorite pieces of this though that i was going to reference is um you're are you familiar you guys
01:07:19.940
familiar with that um that breed of hunting dog called the borzoi i don't know if that's how you say
01:07:24.080
it um no uh but they're so and if you can pull up a uh you know maybe like a picture of it so the
01:07:30.260
borzoi they're a russian dog and just anyone can go and google why are there so few borzoi and just go
01:07:38.840
look up this up in google chat gpt wherever you want to go whatever ai you want and you look it up
01:07:43.620
why are there so few borzoi and it says there are so few few borzois because the russian revolution
01:07:49.980
led to the mass slaughter of the dogs due to their association with the aristocracy the breed went
01:07:57.060
nearly extinct surviving only in a few kennels and though and through dogs that have been exported to
01:08:03.240
other countries so because they were bred as the noble russian hunting dogs and were considered
01:08:08.920
a symbol of the aristocracy during the bolshevik revolution the bolsheviks would just slaughter
01:08:14.700
the dogs so uh i don't even know how many tens of thousands of these dogs were just killed
01:08:22.120
obviously like they're a dog they have nothing to do with with upholding you know quote unquote
01:08:29.860
patriarchy or or monarchy or any of the things they're fighting against but this is what the
01:08:35.080
marxists would do they would go so far as to slaughter the dogs that were considered like
01:08:43.700
the dogs of the romanovs and this is how insane and disgusting the bolsheviks were that they literally
01:08:51.300
killed these dogs almost into extinction and someone it's one of the craziest um facts that i've ever i
01:08:58.660
mean there's so many crazy things about the insane atrocities of the bolsheviks but that one has always
01:09:03.380
stuck with me the the chat also points out proverbs 12 10 and the bible says the righteous care
01:09:08.880
for the needs of their animals but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel no we we always talked
01:09:14.540
about when we are in boy scouts we always had a couple of things that we do at church and we would
01:09:19.960
talk about you know treating other people with dignity and respect and everything else and we would
01:09:24.120
always add on because we always talked about uh treating women and children with respect but then
01:09:29.620
also small animals yeah that's right it's because you should like again the number one thing that's
01:09:35.900
an identifier of someone with really that has like really dark really bad places is that they kill
01:09:43.720
small animals that they mess around that's like a i think that's even a serial killer tell that's a
01:09:48.360
serious stuff when you're a child and it's like the the triad of things that you know might make you a
01:09:53.260
girl a psychopath or whatever when you grow up and two of them i know are um if you have pyromania as
01:10:00.260
a kid and then i think also if you have a history of cruelty to animals like they would torture animals
01:10:04.520
when they were children and you know i think a lot of kids mess around with like ants or something
01:10:08.580
but with actual small you know cats dogs rats raccoons stuff like that wow and so there's also
01:10:17.680
something too because like when you're you know like like a mammal right and you know i think in
01:10:23.640
high school you you have to do the um you know we did like the fetal pig the autopsy and things like
01:10:29.240
that but you know the cat autopsy and um you know but but when you're doing it to an animal that's
01:10:35.620
already alive or i should say still alive when you're when you're torturing that the closer you get
01:10:41.580
to something that resembles like a human it's it's the more disgusting it is and you know again
01:10:48.240
just i i think about these dogs that were tortured during the bolshevik revolution and you think like
01:10:56.000
what kind of a monster does that just because they want to cause pain they know it causes pain and dogs
01:11:02.340
are very obviously high um you know high consciousness animals and so to do something that you you want to
01:11:09.240
cause pain in the dog it's it's it's monstrous it's absolutely monstrous and so you know look
01:11:16.160
this is something where i think you've actually seen like a lot of people on the left and the right
01:11:20.740
just call this out because it's it's you know and he blake he had a response right uh yes he did
01:11:27.120
let's uh get that one up here one moment uh his response let's play that it is 131
01:11:32.400
this is the one that people are talking about okay this is the one this is the this is the one that
01:11:41.000
they saw it has the capacity to vibrate and that's it are you happy
01:12:05.600
uh this person is being abusive if they only saw that clip it doesn't matter and this will not go
01:12:16.140
away for the record i hadn't seen that that's amazing hassan piker hates dogs he does wait wait
01:12:25.100
i couldn't where i'm where i'm sitting i couldn't i couldn't read with the screenshot say can you guys
01:12:29.660
what it was zooming in on on the electrical shock it had like electrical tape on it and they were
01:12:35.940
they were showing some like product description that made it here it actually was electrical
01:12:39.720
my whole thing to be to be fair vibrating collars yes that's a thing no to be yeah but to be fair
01:12:45.740
shock collars i i completely i'm not saying that they're they're wrong i think they like if you
01:12:51.040
have a big dog and you let them out to run around like a big landscape yeah yeah they're gonna run in
01:12:56.460
the street or for their own safety you have an electrical an invisible fence around your home so
01:13:00.020
they don't run away road yeah nobody's saying that you should there's force to protect your dog and
01:13:04.840
then there's zap your dog because it's walking out of your like preferred frame shot on your
01:13:10.680
wait this is a pomeranian isn't it this is a pomeranian a pomeranian is very big i mean very
01:13:17.400
small no this is the same thing as katie porter it's like it's like her screaming at the staffer
01:13:22.060
with like she wants to put a shock collar on her staffers saying like you need to get out of my shot
01:13:26.640
you're ruining my shot you're ruining my shot it's the same mentality you're ruining my shot my shot
01:13:31.640
needs a dog the dog has to be right here that's the shot it's the exact same thing yeah i thought
01:13:36.140
hassan's dog was i thought hassan's dog was a pomeranian i have no i don't know dog breeds at
01:13:40.180
all no that's way bigger than a pomeranian no where was it do in life is a series of choices and so
01:13:45.340
is that not it walking in the background dude pomeranians are like this big it looks like a
01:13:49.880
chow no it's not the palms are like way smaller that's not very big that is not that is not a
01:13:55.780
pomeranian that's a tiny what are you talking about that's like it's on like a treadmill in the
01:13:59.660
background that's not that's it i think you're a tiny dog i think you're mistaken on how distant
01:14:03.640
it is from oh i thought it was like on the desk right next no no no oh uh oh i i this entire time
01:14:11.660
i thought he was shocking to pomeranian wait pita pita has released a statement i see it all right oh
01:14:17.520
my gosh it's like a it's like a um what do they call those dogs i don't know so someone put in the
01:14:24.120
chat what's the dog what's that what's that kind of someone says a very overweight chow chow
01:14:27.660
oh it's still not a huge dog it's clearly not like running around outside he lives in like new
01:14:32.480
york city doesn't he i have no idea he lives in the city i just hope he doesn't live anywhere near me
01:14:37.080
it's not like that dog's running away my whole point is i think he lives in the city he like
01:14:41.380
lives like in an apartment doesn't he he just wants in the shot that's all he wants so he puts a shock
01:14:46.700
collar on his dog to not run out of his room yeah i guess justification for it after the fact he's like
01:14:52.060
my dog he you know she she's just had the ability to walk all over my house and now that i'm back in
01:14:57.940
town she shouldn't have to be able to do that anymore uh i'm looking it up by the way it's a
01:15:02.400
some people are saying that that's the dog name is kaya sounds like i guess a girl they're saying
01:15:07.260
chow chow and um no they're actually saying part or or mostly tibetan mastiff yeah it's a mastiff
01:15:13.180
okay that's that's an interesting mix yeah i don't i don't know dog breeds that well i will
01:15:18.020
not claim any expertise on the front and tibetan mastiff so that's that's that's that's big that's
01:15:22.760
my i did not have a dog growing up my family actually replaced me with a dog true story like
01:15:28.320
i went to college and you know i hadn't encountered charlie yet i didn't know it was a scam so i go to
01:15:33.540
char i go to college and all of a month later they replaced me with an animal and wow blake i think
01:15:40.480
they like the animal better than me to be honest so i got the down low here just googling it hassan
01:15:45.460
piker lives oh he did live in la so he oh he's close to us then so he does he does have a house
01:15:52.820
um i don't like that he does have a house so he doesn't live in an apartment so i i'm gonna recant
01:15:59.380
that statement i thought he lived in like the city or whatever years ago i think when charlie
01:16:03.940
debated i feel like he said something about living in the city or something i can't remember
01:16:06.980
just for clarification this is what a pomeranian looks like
01:16:11.540
that is what that is what tyler thought the dog was
01:16:20.360
no i mean to be fair i thought it looked like it that's not what a normal pomeranian looks like a
01:16:26.960
normal pomeranian looks like this yes it is that's exactly what a normal pomeranian looks like
01:16:31.400
that is the same appearance of dog that's just a slightly different color from here i was i haven't
01:16:36.920
seen that clip before we got on the show of hassan so i'm i only have a tiny little screen that's like
01:16:41.680
10 feet away from me and it looked like it was a desk return do you need like vision correct no i
01:16:48.540
have actually great vision i just was like it doesn't look like a pom to me and i'm equally distant
01:16:53.300
from it no from here if you look from about 10 feet away it looks like that's a desk return and a
01:16:57.780
pomeranian walking next to him you know i have taken off my corrective lenses and i still don't
01:17:02.880
think it's a pomeranian tyler whatever lord of the rings is still gay this is not and straws i guess
01:17:10.220
and having pomeranians yeah you know i like the i like the horseshoe of getting this back to you know
01:17:18.280
you know ruining the shot with hassan ruining the shot with katie it's a good way to to horseshoe back
01:17:23.260
to we have to horseshoe back to another a thing we forgot to mention with uh with our our friend
01:17:29.340
katie which is we have text messages 357 if you want to put them on screen but she like went nuts
01:17:36.460
and fired a staffer over over covid protocol so i'll read this no i i remember when this happened
01:17:43.580
why did you not follow office protocol on testing it's really disappointing and the staffer says
01:17:49.020
i'm terribly sorry you're right i should have done better just because i felt okay in the moment
01:17:53.480
doesn't mean that i was and then she replies the following day blake can you can you do katie's voice
01:17:59.200
in the uh in the metal voice okay sasha i cannot allow you back in the office given your failure to follow
01:18:07.640
office policies cody will be in touch about having your personal effects shipped or delivered to your
01:18:15.100
home and will lay out your remote work schedule for your last few weeks and then the staffer replies
01:18:22.980
i i understand thank you for the last two years and all that i have learned i hate to have disappointed
01:18:29.360
you in this manner as i know it isn't an excuse i had found out my friend from the navy had been
01:18:35.360
murdered and my head was not in the best place that is not an excuse but the reasoning for my lack of
01:18:41.320
forethought i appreciate everything this office has done for me and she replies to this my friend
01:18:46.820
was murdered i apologize well you gave me covid in 25 months it took you not following the rules to get
01:18:55.120
me sick my children have nobody to care for them which on top of that like i guess she's not able to get
01:19:04.440
a babysitter or something to help maybe she ran scared all of them away or ate all of the babysitters
01:19:10.820
something like that both are possible ah what uh the way they text future governor so performative and
01:19:21.380
like just just over the top and disgusting and larping and theater kid like harry potter speak it's it's
01:19:30.660
it's everywhere man this is this is like the glee kids again and that man i remember talking about with
01:19:36.340
charlie it's like that was the perfect we we totally got this it was glee and high school musical and
01:19:44.100
the harry potter all mixed together and that's where you get like the katie porters and the jen sakes and
01:19:49.700
all of this like phenotype that constantly comes out they're always potato shaped it's not a lie it's also
01:19:56.900
not an insult it's just true it's just true they just look like potatoes they're potato people
01:20:02.180
and the potato people all come from this exact same place and somehow are like in massive leadership
01:20:10.180
roles all throughout the democrat party and like hr departments everywhere
01:20:16.340
you know katie katie porter was from kind of the same part of the country as tim walls not not from
01:20:21.300
minnesota but like from i think she's from northern iowa yeah tim wall is another potato person she looks
01:20:27.700
like obviously she looks like she looks like she's from uh north of the border you know not
01:20:34.820
whoa canadian whoa let's not let's not say things we can't take back even about our our opponents no
01:20:40.820
like a liberal a liberal canadian a very liberal conservative canadians are great they're attractive
01:20:46.420
fun whatever actually i had a really great phone call with uh the uh the best of the best in canada and
01:20:54.900
alberta uh premier danielle smith today who's incredible conservative canadians are great she
01:21:02.900
she looks like a lib canadian actually by the way i'm pulling something up here according to newsweek
01:21:11.300
she according to news so newsweek had this article up and i was looking at the polls in
01:21:15.860
in california because people kept saying that she looked like she was going to um you know at least
01:21:20.980
win the primary and this isn't a primary poll but it's a general election poll there is a new poll
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out by zogby that says that yes katie porter is beating the other democrats she is actually behind
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steve hilton our our friend steve hilton who has been running as a republican and she's losing she's
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behind him by six points uh so she's at yeah it says she is at home where is it he's at 29 and she's
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at 23 in a general election and another 23 say undecided that's crazy so steve hilton so maybe we
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actually should be supporting katie porter right now guys we may have had this completely wrong
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she's beatable is what you're saying i i'm saying that the the potato may be baked
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i think do we have anything else to say about that i got nothing no i'm just saying we should be i think
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we should activate guys guys all right all right we're doing it again we're going rogue turning point
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usa goes in we go all in all in well turning point action on the on tyler what do you say we go all in
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for katie porter we should be like chasing ballots for her i just tweeted katie porter's the only person
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in california history that makes me want to move to to awful commie california just to vote against it
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like she's the first person you guys are way more self-sacrificial on this point
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i i changed my voting from california to arizona yeah to vote for good maybe i should switch back
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no don't don't do that it's not that it's not that i would you guys want to we need you for
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andy biggs but the last thing i'm going to do is move closer to something controlled by katie porter
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katie porter is as governor is the next governor just imagine imagine get out of my shot lady as the
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governor of a state with 40 million people mom donnie in new york and katie porter in california
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like that is disgusting like that i'm telling you there's something about her where it's like guys
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she's beatable she's totally beatable we need to we need to start what do you mean there's something
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about her look at her for two seconds it's like that is that look at i mean just like look at that
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there is there's no like in in terms of like the youths right like that is she is getting swiped
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left you know that was the swipe left all day long swipe swipe swipe swipe left nobody likes her
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there's no way you can look at her there's no male in california that can look at that and go
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i think i'm gonna vote for that there's no way i just don't believe it there's no way there just
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needs to be one campaign a really simple campaign which is men you cannot disrespect yourself enough to
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actually vote for that vote for anything else anything anyone else just not that
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she absolutely horrific i i don't know if we have any other words of wisdom here but uh i think on
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that note we might have to might have to close it up for the night so remember by the way make sure you
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are uh keeping subscribed to the podcast here thought crime will continue uh we'll go go around the room
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but first uh the website again for the american halftime show it's american halftimeshow.com
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we are not going to be watching the sporting event we are going to be watching the all american
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halftime show presented in 100 english including blake neff's heavy metal stylings will also be
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completely in english because he's singing the songs of british acts
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whatever you say jack let's go around let's go around tell everyone uh everyone shout out where
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they can follow you blake oh i have i have joined the x minds now so i am at blake s neff or just
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blake neff on x you can find me if you really if you're a glutton for punishment like that blake
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has like a ton of followers now by the way he got he started blake's big blake's huge blake's like
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blowing up blake's big not not in that way though not not like the katie porter someone someone else's
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social media has been exploding mr mikey mccoy yeah well mikey mikey's doing okay on x on instagram
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he's like famous it's pretty crazy his instagram is insane i look at it i'm like man how do i how
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do i get that kind of juice and it's 90 moms it's like yeah the moms you know oh it's all moms it's my
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demographic so mikey's poll yeah that you you're 232 000 you went from like how many did you how
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many did you i had 3 000 oh my gosh yeah i did it i did a little crazy um mikey dot mccoy instagram
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mike michael underscore mccoy on x yeah you need to call it no one should be following tyler it's it's
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it's really just an exercising futility i would i would i would strongly recommend against following
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tyler i'm the opposite as mikey on i have a i have x just follow me on x just tyler boyer
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at tyler boyer yeah tyler by the way tyler i've been keeping an eye on your x replies and i will
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notice like sometimes if i'm on the east coast and i get up at like 6 a.m i'll be like it'll be like
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tyler boyer still posting like posted five minutes ago he's like replying to some i don't know some
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not tyler it's like some random thing tyler is posting while doing the show that's right
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i think he's made like four tweets since it started yeah he did i do that no i usually comment about
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what we're talking about while we're on the show it makes it interactive yeah and then people will
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comment about the show you did i'm mostly just tweeting crap about tyler and blake though no man
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in california should vote for katie porter tweet from tyler oh no wait i also tweeted that mike
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post shopping with blake because that's just no you didn't i definitely did yeah it's a thing man
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bro shopping is definitely not a thing and bro shopping is the injury to zoolander just watch it
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it is it is the entry to zoolander all right all right all right ladies and gentlemen go out there