Human Events Daily with Jack Posobiec - THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 132 — Gay Certification Program？ Dad Chores？ RIP Pizza Hut？

00:00:00.000 From the age of Big Brother.

00:00:02.500 If they want to get you, they'll get you.

00:00:04.840 The NSA specifically targets the communications of everyone.

00:00:08.780 They're collecting your communications.

00:00:19.840 Michelle Obama is a man!

00:00:23.720 Am I right, America?

00:00:30.000 is he right is he is he right ah okay so that was

00:00:38.620 a board to this week's edition of thought crime third

00:00:44.940 crimes of prayer guys oh we're doing we're doing great jack i might be having a bit of spotty

00:00:52.280 issues with you but that's okay that we figured we'd open with reflecting on the uh the ufc 250

00:00:58.520 it was a big triumph it was everyone loved it it was one of the greatest things i've ever seen and

00:01:02.340 i certainly had the greatest ufc fight i've ever seen i'm not it was aficionado for it it was

00:01:07.880 absolutely spectacular yeah i i don't watch a ton of them but my friend who does watch far more than

00:01:11.940 me he was telling me going in this guy's gonna get rocked he's gonna get he's gonna get destroyed

00:01:16.700 they shouldn't have made this fight and then the guy won and then he gave a speech about how

00:01:20.160 america's awesome and then the band started playing the stars and stripes forever that was

00:01:25.360 a tremendous thing to watch and we got extremely funny videos of someone making fun of michelle

00:01:30.320 obama it's true we it was honestly i have just recently started getting into the ufc and this is

00:01:38.940 this was a way to go like this was a way to to watch an event um just having the white house

00:01:46.900 in the background having the the just epicness of the uh oval office the inside of the white house

00:01:56.960 all the murals like having that a part of the walk up the the um the the band the band was epic

00:02:06.300 um that lady who was singing like somebody give her all of the money because she was phenomenal

00:02:12.840 like it was awesome it was awesome

00:02:15.300 Tyler did you watch it

00:02:17.900 oh the whole thing

00:02:19.900 from start to finish with my son it was a bonding

00:02:22.000 experience start to finish it was like seven

00:02:23.880 hours long

00:02:24.520 I watched the whole thing as well

00:02:27.560 I watched the last two fights

00:02:29.860 start to finish we didn't

00:02:31.820 miss a minute of it and

00:02:33.560 first first ever

00:02:35.700 UFC event where

00:02:37.500 all of the cards ended in a KO

00:02:39.960 or TKO ever in history

00:02:42.020 and that's what they wanted, and that was pretty exciting

00:02:45.240 because it was looking pretty dicey in the last matchup,

00:02:50.980 and they did not disappoint.

00:02:54.720 So two Arizona boys pulling down big wins on behalf of America.

00:03:02.640 Gaethje had me on the edge of my seat because of that.

00:03:08.020 Once he went down, I was kind of scared,

00:03:11.380 but then he was able to ride it out

00:03:13.680 to the end to the buzzer and I was like

00:03:15.600 okay alright maybe we've got something

00:03:17.420 and he was able to

00:03:18.820 clean the clock

00:03:21.240 as you can say. It was truly tremendous

00:03:23.560 I've been

00:03:25.540 saying that Jack should do his hair like

00:03:27.580 Sugar Sean for a while

00:03:28.860 I actually

00:03:31.760 used to have hair like Sugar Sean

00:03:33.580 and my brother

00:03:35.600 came late at night and chopped it all off

00:03:37.780 one night. Bro I'll do it

00:03:39.740 that's like wow that's that's kind of a dark betrayal this is this is new jack lore i could

00:03:45.400 actually i could actually i could actually wrong the sugar sean hair actually what's sugar sean

00:03:49.860 it won't let you in the military or a catholic church with hair like that there it is you see

00:03:54.000 it on the the b-roll it's the cornrows oh gosh oh dude no but not just i've actually braided my

00:04:00.000 hair before hilariously no i think he i think he was going for like a red white and blue but it

00:04:03.960 came out like a pink and blue like pink and blue yeah it really did because if you notice it's like

00:04:09.680 blue on the one side yeah it was good it was it was it was a fun fun event hopefully we get more

00:04:17.200 i'm excited to see what else uh the white house has planned for the two so you're saying you guys

00:04:23.180 had fun watching the event because some of us some of us had fun oh oh what's this yep what's this

00:04:32.080 jack was some of us attending the event that's right that's pretty badass so i'm not gonna lie

00:04:42.840 just just in terms of actually my hats i'll grab those in a second um just in terms of the

00:04:49.960 production value alone um i i i would put this up to any of the events that turning point has done

00:04:58.780 any of the rallies that trump has done this was this was just at a level i think we're seeing

00:05:04.280 actually i was talking to somebody who's kind of in the space earlier this week at the uh on the

00:05:09.840 commercial side and we're just seeing promotions and public production take on a whole new realm

00:05:17.680 of excellence and everybody is just hitting better this one for obvious reasons look it just takes

00:05:24.500 the cake i mean it was just phenomenal it was just phenomenal it was all positive energy there was no

00:05:29.620 negative energy it was something that you could say was family friendly um in a sense right knowing

00:05:35.540 that you know you're still watching fighters but it wasn't anything that was i think over the line

00:05:40.900 or something that now i we didn't go with the kids so i wrote tanya but we didn't go with the kids

00:05:45.780 uh because they are at summer camp believe it or not and they're at firefighter camp and uh and so

00:05:52.820 we also planned we actually also plan to sit down and watch the entire thing with them

00:05:58.020 oh yeah it's gonna be that that's gonna be a good time that's gonna be a good time

00:06:02.500 has anyone here ever been to safford arizona i have not stafford what's that wait is it

00:06:07.940 safford safford arizona there's no t north or south south southeast it's like in uh

00:06:14.420 grant is it graham county green county something like that right i have not no i haven't i've heard

00:06:19.460 of it it's forgotten mormonville it's kind of on the north so it's on the north eastern side

00:06:32.660 of tucson you kind of have to go way out of your way to get up there but there's not

00:06:39.540 not very many people there's a college called eastern arizona college that's up there

00:06:43.460 but i mean it is it is a gritty place and the fact that the the world undisputed world champion

00:06:52.440 is from stafford arizona is a pretty big deal so yeah no i've been around there i've driven through

00:06:58.900 like like i've been to bisbee i've driven through like like benson nope but it's like this is like

00:07:07.060 north like yeah closer close to the border i've taken like the 10 all the way no it's not close

00:07:11.720 the border it's like oh my gosh oh my gosh let's have taken the 10. benson is not close to the

00:07:16.680 border it's north you got to go like go out of your way on the other side of the mountains

00:07:22.200 yeah this is in like we should go visit as we used to say in the biz this is like east jibb

00:07:28.840 that is east jibb it is it is the is the dagestan of america now is oh the dagestan okay

00:07:37.640 is the dagestan of america america needs its own dagestan that's where all the the good ufc fighters

00:07:43.240 train well and to poria right because if you look to poria he does this whole gimmick where he's from

00:07:48.760 spain but if you look his family's actually from abkhazia and abkhazia is like as the crow flies

00:07:55.320 not really all that far it's like in the neighborhood of of dagestan yep so i i want to i

00:08:01.560 i want to say something because i was getting some flack uh last week because i brought up the

00:08:07.460 uh the ring girls for the ufc because i was saying like it was actually pretty wholesome

00:08:13.460 that they were relatively clothed compared to other ring girls and it looked great like it

00:08:21.280 worked in the aesthetic that was there and i thought it was great even my uh even my fiance

00:08:25.640 say amanda noticed and commented she was like i love she she loved the the outfit so i'm just

00:08:31.980 saying i had a point girls the classy ring girls really really dressed up the whole event i'll be

00:08:38.860 honest with you it made it it made it so i didn't feel uncomfortable watching with my teenage son

00:08:44.940 you know what i mean the commentary it was it was i think so i think they proved that you can do it

00:08:51.780 you can do in a classy way the whole event was classy like that was the coolest thing is like

00:08:57.680 the the white house backdrop just was super classy and they were able to just kind of keep

00:09:04.860 that theme through everything um yep and even the fighters even the fighters giving their final

00:09:12.480 speeches minus maybe one but but for the most part they were very classy they were very classy

00:09:19.260 what wasn't let me just say let me just say like being there i'm just saying it wasn't maybe it

00:09:27.040 wasn't classy but it was funny like i have no problem with it but like in the in the the spirit

00:09:33.160 of everything it was less classy than everything else let me just say having been there you know

00:09:39.800 the camaraderie was great you know i had the opportunity to go out was like in like the free

00:09:45.260 seats as well and just hang out with like regular ufc fans and like john stewart i guess was like

00:09:52.220 losing his mind at me for saying that this was something that just average people liked

00:09:56.060 and he was like something doesn't know what he's talking about and there's a video of me i ran into

00:09:59.900 like mike ben's a brick suit there and he's like so much doesn't know what he's talking about and

00:10:03.660 i was like i was literally there bro like i literally just went and i was talking to people

00:10:08.860 about how much of a great event it was how powerful that flyover was and also the b1 lancer

00:10:16.140 when when the b1 bomber flew over with the afterburners going then that thing it shook the

00:10:21.660 entire you know everybody remembered the jets but that b1 bomber when that flew over

00:10:26.940 it felt like the air itself was shaking and you know we gotta throw out as well that whole thing

00:10:34.140 and i know dana white's talked about this as well that the storm that split in two because everybody

00:10:40.540 that i went with was saying what's going to rain it's going to be pouring you know i won one of my

00:10:45.260 buddies brought his galoshes you know and and we were like okay we're just going to brave it out

00:10:50.380 anyway and the storm was coming in through west virginia and then splits and somehow part of it

00:10:58.380 it goes north and part of it goes south and event it was it was a phenomenal event and somehow

00:11:06.100 something happens yeah it was great it was phenomenal saying it was good good stuff all

00:11:14.140 right should we dive into our first standard topic yeah let's do it all right uh we have a few

00:11:18.640 different options we could uh i i think we have it further down here but i i think we should bump

00:11:23.580 it up guys we've got to talk about the state of california we've got to talk about gay certification

00:11:32.080 the test so the setup here this is all uh coming thanks to uh chris rufo who has highlighted how

00:11:42.440 california they have california law has required that they allocate a certain number of contracts

00:11:48.380 I believe $900 million worth of contracts to LGBT owned companies in the state. Now,

00:11:56.960 in contrast to say women owned companies, which well, traditionally you could be kind of tell,

00:12:02.940 it's harder these days, uh, or even black owned companies, LGBT owned companies. That's a,

00:12:09.660 that's like a pretty broad category. And how do you, can you visually tell in any way whether

00:12:15.100 someone is gay or not and so we've gone into california actually has regulations for how

00:12:23.220 you can prove that you are gay jack do you can you guess ways that you can prove that you're

00:12:29.040 gay in california um so i i did actually hear some of this already but so it wouldn't necessarily

00:12:36.580 be a guess but i think they were including like going to pride events like that was a big one of

00:12:41.100 them um or you know i guess showing evidence of your um dating history i guess could be another

00:12:48.580 one or like your your relationship history um you know so for blake for you like for example

00:12:54.180 for you it'd be very easy tsk tsk well i mean as we all know yet so number one on it is watching

00:13:01.420 it's you you own all of the extended cuts of order of the rings

00:13:07.520 oh you're doing it again you're doing it again what are you

00:13:13.220 tsk tsk no so let's uh we've got the article here so gay certification program i want to get

00:13:24.240 the photo here let's see you can get if you have uh you can get a letter basically applicants can

00:13:33.180 secure certification by providing a letter from an lgbt organization attesting to their gayness

00:13:38.980 uh you can have proof you can use a newspaper that identifies you as lgbt you can get up if

00:13:46.500 you have three letters how does a newspaper identify you as gay i get i mean they might

00:13:52.100 just they might just call you gay gay recipient three here is your gay newspaper i like this one

00:13:57.440 three letters from personal contacts written on quote on company letterhead attesting to their

00:14:04.140 homosexual orientation so like we could have resolute media turning point usa and turning

00:14:12.420 point action because the three legally distinct entities each issue a letter declaring that jack

00:14:18.700 is gay and even if he's married to a woman those letters would be enough for him to qualify for

00:14:25.060 No, but, but there's, there's, there's, there's, I've got, I've got other evidence, man.

00:14:29.100 I've got, I've got kids who look like me.

00:14:31.180 He was just at the UFC.

00:14:32.820 He's got, yeah.

00:14:33.320 He likes watching men fight.

00:14:33.760 I was just at the UFC.

00:14:36.660 I, uh, I, uh, then again, all right, I'm going to, I'm going to come clean on this.

00:14:40.920 I'm going to come clean on this.

00:14:41.780 You're right.

00:14:42.740 Are you guys ready for this?

00:14:43.960 Yeah.

00:14:44.240 Are you guys ready for this?

00:14:45.360 Now, while I have a lifelong unblemished record of heterosexuality.

00:14:50.000 okay i did once go to a scissor sisters combat uh concert

00:14:56.320 ooh that's rough that's true yeah play the shame bell but that's part of what's amazing

00:15:03.820 they're a great band i'm sorry they're a great band um and they and they play great songs from

00:15:10.660 artists like elton john and david bowie some of the straightest people who have ever walked the earth

00:15:15.800 what where you guys are you guys are quiet david bowie there needs to be a cricket

00:15:22.800 yeah okay yeah yeah no but that's part of what's so great about this you mentions you

00:15:27.240 mentions the unblemished love tonight it's like you mentioned the unblemished record of

00:15:32.560 heterosexuality but that's like part of what's amazing about this is it seems to me

00:15:35.860 like we're in this post-modern age of left-wing identity you know they say what's a woman a

00:15:42.360 person who identifies as a woman yeah uh the only thing you can't do that for is race you're not

00:15:46.500 allowed to be transracial but you can kind of be anything else and they've done this with sexuality

00:15:49.520 you can be bisexual you can be queer you can be a infinity different identities so it strikes me

00:15:55.740 that anyone who wants this money they as long as they're willing to bite the bullet and have three

00:16:00.040 of those letters be sent in or they can write a letter to the arizona republic and be like please

00:16:04.360 call me gay in the paper you can qualify for this and even if you're literally married to a woman

00:16:10.220 and like have kids with that woman and like live with her and all of that they how can they say

00:16:15.500 you're not gay you could just be like i'm gay but i'm married to a woman because my religious beliefs

00:16:18.780 require me to be married to a woman or because i'm bisexual like you could basically yeah one

00:16:24.100 how can they call you a liar i don't think california's internal logic of liberalism

00:16:29.480 allows them to undercut this and i think that's pretty fascinating isn't isn't there like an

00:16:35.600 entire adam sandler movie about this from 20 years ago yeah that's what's funny this was literally

00:16:40.460 larry oh yeah chuck and larry yeah it's him and kevin james right so it's like 20 years ago this

00:16:46.660 was literally the plot of like a very mainstream you know comedy it wasn't a great movie but you

00:16:54.540 know i i remember seeing it it was all right and it is now like actual reality in the state of

00:17:01.740 well we actually have a clip from another movie that gives a good definition of what it means

00:17:09.700 uh to be gay if we wanted to play uh clip 33 i'm not gay i'm just celibate i think i mean that

00:17:18.580 sounds gay i just want you to know that this is like the first conversation of like three

00:17:22.880 conversations that leads to you being gay like there's this and then in a year it's like oh you

00:17:28.260 I kind of want to get back out there, but I think I like guys.

00:17:31.960 And then there's the big, oh, I'm a gay guy now.

00:17:35.060 You're gay for saying that.

00:17:36.600 I'm gay for saying that?

00:17:37.860 You know how I know you're gay?

00:17:38.840 How? How do you know I'm gay?

00:17:39.940 Because you macramayed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

00:17:42.980 You know how I know you're gay?

00:17:44.040 You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.

00:17:46.060 You know how I know that you're gay?

00:17:47.420 How? Because you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?

00:17:51.100 You know how I know you're gay?

00:17:52.160 How?

00:17:52.480 You like Coldplay.

00:17:53.860 You know how I know that you're gay?

00:17:55.800 How?

00:17:56.740 You like the movie Made in Manhattan?

00:17:59.000 You know I know you're gay?

00:18:00.020 How?

00:18:00.500 I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

00:18:03.820 You know how I know that you're gay?

00:18:05.180 Oh.

00:18:05.720 You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your card that says,

00:18:08.480 I love it when balls are in my face.

00:18:10.720 That's gay?

00:18:13.040 Gay!

00:18:14.440 All of those things are pretty gay, especially like the movie Made in Manhattan.

00:18:17.040 That was four-year-old virgin.

00:18:17.800 That was 20 years ago.

00:18:20.440 20 years ago.

00:18:21.120 I'm sorry that Andrew's not here right now.

00:18:23.080 I'm sorry that Andrew's not here right now

00:18:25.640 because he's really into making sourdough lately.

00:18:28.560 Ooh.

00:18:29.440 Wait a minute, that's true.

00:18:30.920 That's actually true.

00:18:32.600 Oh, no.

00:18:33.540 We need to ask Andrew

00:18:35.040 if he can bring in a sourdough bread loaf next week

00:18:37.560 without context and see what.

00:18:40.220 Then the viewers would know.

00:18:41.820 They would know.

00:18:44.280 But I think we should go around.

00:18:45.500 I think bigger picture,

00:18:46.280 if you could add one way to California's list

00:18:50.480 that would qualify you for their gay thing,

00:18:53.080 what would it be i would be playing soccer playing soccer it would be playing or watching

00:18:58.040 soccer or playing soccer or watching so it's both gay watching soccer i think watching soccer is

00:19:03.640 more gay although a lot of the players when they start flopping on the ground and screaming email

00:19:08.580 watching is voyeuristic anything voyeuristic is you know borderline a lot of lesbians on the

00:19:16.340 on the female soccer teams i think if i were going to pick one i would probably say

00:19:21.700 voluntarily attending a wnba game yeah that's that's that's fair yeah wait a minute there

00:19:31.340 there is an asterisk with that though oh is there oh is there oh tell us more about your

00:19:37.540 asterisk on your wnba fandom uh if sophie cunningham is on the floor then it's it's

00:19:45.920 automatically straight oh okay is that kind of is that your way of saying just like

00:19:51.400 is that kind of like if if the if the male underwear model is sufficiently hot it's not

00:19:56.800 gay for you to like him anymore is that is that how it is oh no sophie cunningham has has uh stood

00:20:03.340 in the pocket i won't i won't go as far to say for conservatives but i think she represents

00:20:10.080 everything heterosexual

00:20:12.580 within the WNBA.

00:20:15.600 So if she's on the floor,

00:20:16.580 then it's okay to watch.

00:20:19.460 Fair.

00:20:20.580 Fair enough.

00:20:21.280 All right, Tyler,

00:20:22.140 how would you detect

00:20:23.300 if someone's gay

00:20:24.420 sufficient for California

00:20:26.120 legal processes

00:20:27.000 to be satisfied?

00:20:29.460 I already told you.

00:20:30.960 Yeah, but pick another one.

00:20:31.780 Pick another one.

00:20:32.140 We need more.

00:20:34.040 More than checking

00:20:34.960 the library for Lord of the Rings?

00:20:36.960 Well, I mean...

00:20:37.740 What else would you be talking about?

00:20:38.740 i mean i bet there's other ways to prove that you're gay i mean you come on tyler you've got

00:20:42.480 to know you've got to be really familiar with this law sure check in the library that's all

00:20:47.680 you have to do i love i'm sorry i love how tyler has kept this going for like it's been like two

00:20:54.000 years straight he's gonna die tyler will die and on his tombstone it'll be like tyler bowyer

00:20:59.160 whatever year you were born in 2060 and then it'll say like ltr is gay by the way and it'll

00:21:06.780 say that on the bottom this is the this is the longest running charlie joke that we have going

00:21:12.160 is lord of the rings because charlie was morally offended at me for for saying that as he should

00:21:17.740 lord of the rings is super straight like that's why you need another one california's not gonna

00:21:22.140 let it go they'll get all of these super straight lord of the rings fans coming in and taking their

00:21:27.340 business and they're gonna crack down on it so we need another reliable way to detect are you

00:21:31.000 are you trying to tell me that all the rings fans are straight because that's not true i'm saying

00:21:34.920 though, like, Lord of the Rings is straight enough

00:21:36.860 to be associated with straightness.

00:21:39.640 You know that Lord of the Rings

00:21:40.980 is the reason we have gender fluidity?

00:21:43.260 Like, the original gender

00:21:44.960 fluid people were, like, the Elvish.

00:21:49.080 And, like, the phrase

00:21:50.540 otherkin literally come from

00:21:53.220 Lord of the Rings fans. Just saying.

00:21:57.040 Just saying. Okay, you can say that, but I'm

00:21:58.860 pretty sure that in Lord of the Rings

00:22:00.840 universe lore, it's like, I think

00:22:02.920 it might be literally impossible for an elf to be

00:22:04.920 gay there's like weird metaphysics that go into i mean again like like just because you're saying

00:22:10.840 something you have to judge things by their fruits you have to judge things by their fruits judge

00:22:16.200 things like the fruits who are lots of gay like the i have another one that's on par with cold

00:22:22.460 play if you listen to moby as then you might be young i don't even know a single moby song

00:22:29.620 Like what about on cold play first came out? Oh, Oh Jack. Are you feeling a little? Okay? No, everything

00:22:37.000 Coldplay is gay a couple of times

00:22:39.000 Also a couple times when they first came out. They were like

00:22:43.540 More like cold gay. It's not gay. Yeah, you two is definitely gay because my iPhone still will not let me delete the stupid album in rainbows

00:22:53.880 In rainbows to on my on my iPhone

00:22:59.620 Jack, what's your way of identifying, of proving you're gay to the state of California?

00:23:07.820 Showing them my collection of Star Wars costumes.

00:23:12.460 Ooh.

00:23:13.180 The costumes more so or the books?

00:23:15.480 What's gayer?

00:23:17.520 Costumes, obviously.

00:23:18.760 Okay.

00:23:19.360 And by the way, audience, audience, you should give us some suggestions.

00:23:23.300 What would you do to prove that you're gay to the state of California?

00:23:25.660 They're on board with the mommy dearest part, too.

00:23:28.520 if if you if you if you like the music the musical or the movie wicked gay facts oh yeah

00:23:36.900 that's super gay you know what's funny is uh we we uh my my kids and i may bust on each other all

00:23:45.580 the time about that because we'll see like an ad for it out somewhere and i'll be like i'll be

00:23:49.720 like hey jack jack it's your favorite movie and he goes what daddy and i'll point and he's like

00:23:53.980 he's like no daddy too but then they'll they'll do it to me they'll blow me up

00:24:01.000 if they see it first then they'll say it or it's either that or like taylor swift or something

00:24:06.240 all right so we use that zuzu's got her list she says if a man loves the golden girls joan

00:24:13.080 crawford or the movie summer stock then he's gay i don't even know what the movie summer stock i

00:24:18.660 even know what somersault is i don't even know the movie or musical dylan ivy just says he loves

00:24:23.620 twilight that's a little gay dylan i love twilight okay you love twilight also yes why unashamed is

00:24:33.040 right if you like the new snow white movie it is in fact gay that is in fact gay oh man is it gay

00:24:39.380 or is it just live jordan is dylan in the chat twilight is very enjoyable because of how bad it

00:24:44.400 is very gay does ironically enjoying something does that does that transgress it i feel like

00:24:52.180 ironically enjoying something actually makes it more gay so it's pretty gay yeah yeah

00:24:58.280 irony itself is kind of gay irony is gay all right so let's go to clip uh because this is

00:25:09.160 about a fun a fun gay skit let's go to clip uh 31 oh okay oh 30 sorry sick hat bro damn that

00:25:24.560 looks attractive oh thanks man no homo what no homo what's that you know like no homo like i

00:25:34.140 I like your hat, but not in a gay way.

00:25:38.320 Wallerbie guy.

00:25:39.160 No, I'm saying I think the hat looks nice on you.

00:25:40.720 I'm just not sexually attracted to you.

00:25:44.400 Okay.

00:25:45.060 It's not gay.

00:25:46.020 I'm just, I like your hat, just I'm not sexually attracted to you.

00:25:48.400 So every time you've ever complimented me, you've meant it sexually?

00:25:52.780 No.

00:25:53.140 But when you say no homo, you don't?

00:25:54.600 Like when people say something that could come off as a little gay, they could say no homo.

00:26:02.040 To make it more clear?

00:26:03.700 Like, yeah.

00:26:06.820 When you laugh, it lights me up.

00:26:08.340 No homo.

00:26:09.420 What?

00:26:09.940 You have a really cute smile.

00:26:11.300 No homo.

00:26:11.880 Oh, what?

00:26:13.100 I love the way your clothes smell.

00:26:14.320 You're in the shower.

00:26:14.980 I sneak a sniff.

00:26:15.820 No homo.

00:26:16.360 What?

00:26:16.900 What?

00:26:18.080 What?

00:26:18.640 That's really gay, and you might be gay.

00:26:20.180 Not that that's a problem.

00:26:21.100 The sniffing is the problem.

00:26:21.980 Well, yeah, but I said no homo.

00:26:23.340 You can't just say anything once and say no homo, Curry.

00:26:25.560 You just said if I say something that sounds a little gay,

00:26:28.340 as long as I say no homo afterwards, it's fine.

00:26:31.000 Yeah, but what?

00:26:32.120 it's just kind of like kind of what that's and i'm not i'm just it's that's really gay and you

00:26:37.580 might be gay huh so it's not widely known but that's actually just the uh that's video from

00:26:44.660 a meeting of the california state government yeah that's gavin newsom and a member of his cabinet

00:26:49.560 discussing this new policy so the actually actually the funny part about that is that

00:26:54.740 um the ginger in the hat is actually the director of uh jack's favorite film right now

00:27:02.960 obsession wait wait hold on hold on before we can't move on to that yet really wait hold on

00:27:07.380 hold on we can't jump to that yet because i'm just it's just hitting me so sorry i have to i

00:27:11.160 have to slam the brakes on this train here this girl this crazy gay train jack what star wars

00:27:16.860 costumes do you have i don't have any you don't have any but you were saying you would show them

00:27:23.640 your star wars costumes no i was saying that that would be another thing you could you could use

00:27:30.320 this to prove you're gay okay well when you were thinking of that fact what's the most gay star

00:27:36.460 wars what costumes popped into your head george what's a gay star luke skywalker that's fair

00:27:42.300 luke skywalker is a gay costume obi-wan kenobi um that's gotta be like bottom

00:27:49.900 first of all mark hamill has come out and said that luke skywalker is gay that is true he has

00:27:55.380 done that but who did that dark hamill did come out and say luke skywalker is gay oh man that's

00:28:01.580 yeah by the way darth vader darth vader darth vader obvious dominatrix that adds that adds

00:28:08.020 super weird subtext to him wanting to go to tashi station to pick up those power converters

00:28:14.340 yeah we know what he was talking about he has no idea what he's what we're talking about that's

00:28:18.720 that's too bad jack it's too bad one day you'll understand i'm sure okay now we can go on to

00:28:23.120 obsession no i'll i'll admit it i'll admit it before i overcame my um uh my uh my star wars

00:28:32.260 addiction so in the intel community people would wear their badges around their lanyards you have

00:28:38.680 to wear your obviously your badge around your neck because you have to like prove that you're

00:28:41.640 supposed to be in the spaces or whatever and have the right badge on and so people used to have this

00:28:46.320 thing where they would like wear their badge you know i was at you know the embassy of riyadh or

00:28:51.360 i was in beijing or you know whatever your station was middle east whatever whatever it might be

00:28:57.040 and i thought it would be funny to uh come up with a fake uh like a fake lanyard and

00:29:04.320 then make that for my badge so i had one that actually said toshi station all over it just

00:29:09.760 kept saying like repeated toshi station toshi station and uh and yeah that's definitely the

00:29:14.880 the gayest thing i own yeah the gayest thing you've ever owned yes okay pretty gay except for

00:29:24.540 when i own you boo ooh you may regret that one one day jack but for now now now we can go into

00:29:34.160 obsession we can finally go to obsession so that clip that clip that's the director of obsession

00:29:39.460 Oh, it was?

00:29:40.060 Yeah.

00:29:40.500 Like, I grew up, but it's funny.

00:29:42.960 Both of the guys are him?

00:29:44.860 No, just the dude with the hat.

00:29:50.280 If we want to throw up a picture of Curry Baker.

00:29:54.920 I wasn't paying attention.

00:29:58.060 Tsk, tsk.

00:29:59.080 No, but Jack, so you...

00:30:00.300 Yeah.

00:30:00.560 Oh, there we are.

00:30:01.200 Okay.

00:30:01.480 So that's the two of them.

00:30:02.520 Wait, so they both directed it?

00:30:04.820 The one on the red hat is the director.

00:30:07.000 Okay, so he directed...

00:30:08.200 This is like a YouTuber.

00:30:09.160 right yeah what's with all big picture i've got to say what's with it seems like all the horror

00:30:13.580 movies are made by comedy directors now because that guy from key and peel made all he made get

00:30:19.560 out and all those and now this guy's movies were like crazy but those were like all anti-white

00:30:25.440 like like kill all the white people movies like these are actually good yeah i mean obsession's

00:30:31.560 also about i think they kill a lot of white people in that movie too don't they there's a lot of

00:30:35.660 a lot of there's a lot of but no jack you were saying weren't you saying that obsession is like

00:30:41.740 uh no no no no that's that's not my take on obsession at all so this is the latest uh

00:30:47.740 comic from some you know some comic that i've seen somewhere and uh you know it's a now playing

00:30:53.740 obsession i wish she'd let me out of the friend zone and then all like the chicks are screaming

00:30:59.260 so it it it has okay so it's take obsession has taken on a life of its own in sort of like the

00:31:06.060 commentary out sphere the zoomer's fear it's taking all the zoomers because i think for a lot of them

00:31:10.460 it's like the first horror movie zoomers have ever seen i actually i thought it was a good movie i

00:31:14.620 didn't think that there was anything particularly special or unique about it i think it's like just

00:31:20.780 right up there with like a number of other horror movies that have come out recently it's you know

00:31:24.620 it's kind of like a monkey paw situation it's not really like a new um concept in terms of what they

00:31:30.220 did and so it's you know this guy has kind of gotten friend zoned by this girl who's like like

00:31:35.660 kind of leading them on flirty but you know doesn't can't can't get out of the friend zone

00:31:40.700 and then he goes to this uh you know this like curio shop and finds but instead of a monkey paw

00:31:47.820 this time it's called the one wish willow and he if you break the one wish willow and make your wish

00:31:53.740 then you you know that wish comes true immediately and he said i wish she falls in love with right

00:31:57.740 that's the that's the wish and then it's just one of those like be careful what you wish for

00:32:01.340 kind of stories again not bad well done you know i've nothing against it it's just like it's not

00:32:05.820 you know not the first time i've seen that story and what's crazy though is the take on it that

00:32:13.100 so many of like zoomer um women and feminists and even millennial feminists and like beta males have

00:32:21.660 been saying is that they're calling it like a rape movie they're saying that he violated her consent

00:32:29.660 they're saying that like he's this this toxic masculine you know evildoer when it's like guys

00:32:35.820 like it's it's it's a movie right it's it's it's all about toying with forces that you're not

00:32:40.460 supposed to toy with and and don't take shortcuts in life and bishop baron actually had an interesting

00:32:45.500 review of it where he said you know you know you have to go about things in a christian way you

00:32:49.500 You can't be dabbling with the demonic, which I've said about horror movies for years.

00:32:53.220 Well, hold on.

00:32:53.700 And so that's sort of the take on it that like feminists are saying that, but then like other guys are saying, and I know Tyler's going to hop in here, are saying that like actually it's just sort of a way of depicting how crazy women get when they're in relationships sometimes.

00:33:10.060 yeah hold on so just to make sure everyone

00:33:12.540 like you said it's a monkey paw movie

00:33:14.940 guy breaks the stick

00:33:16.880 to wish that this girl falls in love with him

00:33:18.980 more than anyone in the world

00:33:20.280 spoilers by the way it goes badly

00:33:22.540 I believe she makes his cat

00:33:24.300 into a sandwich

00:33:25.720 and then she murders all of his friends

00:33:29.140 and then

00:33:30.220 I think everyone dies except for her in the end

00:33:33.260 but

00:33:34.060 you know big giant mess

00:33:36.460 I don't know I can't remember I only kind of skimmed parts of the movie

00:33:38.680 but

00:33:39.420 anyway Tyler you say that part was or she she duct taped his door so that he wouldn't be able

00:33:46.280 to leave because the whole thing is that she becomes obsessed with him rather than actually

00:33:50.380 being in love with him yes exactly but so Tyler you say this is all about how men are trapped in

00:33:54.900 the longhouse by the women explain yourself I think this I think this entire movie was

00:34:00.840 unintentionally like an expose on on toxic feminism in america and it is so funny to watch like if you

00:34:11.160 go in what like with that mindset the whole thing is hilarious like the movie is hilarious

00:34:17.400 it totally exposes women and how far they've destroyed america and destroyed men like i think

00:34:25.260 i actually i would love if some of the people that were responsible for producing this came out and

00:34:31.660 actually said like yeah actually this was commentary on you know how terrible things are for

00:34:37.980 men i wouldn't be surprised at all because if you watch this it's like every there wasn't a

00:34:44.380 scene i was expecting a scene to have some kind of like lib undertones like they're really there

00:34:49.980 wasn't a scene actually if you go in watching this entire thing that it's like oh yeah feminism's

00:34:55.660 destroyed america feminism's destroyed america women are insane like they've gone way too far

00:35:00.460 like the entire thing is so to be clear here tyler you're you're arguing that a movie where a guy

00:35:07.420 casts a spell on a girl thereby killing himself and all of his friends is about how women are the

00:35:16.540 problem i think if i can if i can understand correctly tyler i think you're making it's

00:35:23.400 almost like a straussian kind of claim right yeah where where it's like yes that's not the surface

00:35:29.280 level you know story that's going on but when you go down one layer it's like he it's actually just

00:35:35.760 giving himself permission to be able to say on screen and get obviously funding for it and all

00:35:40.600 the rest a you know wow imagine if women were really like this wouldn't it be crazy if women

00:35:48.380 were just like this when they were in relationships would it be wild if women actually acted this

00:35:55.240 crazy and started going nuts for no reason and got mad at you for no reason whatsoever and

00:36:01.160 had mood swings for no reason whatsoever so it's like jack so this scene people have described the

00:36:08.140 scene we're about to show is one of the scariest scenes in the movie and it's where they realize

00:36:13.280 everything has gone horribly wrong and he is trapped in a horror movie let's play clip 22

00:36:19.400 bear i love you so so so so so much so good i don't think i could live without you

00:36:26.140 you love me more than anyone in the world

00:36:33.400 Yes, more than anyone.

00:36:43.800 Nikki.

00:36:46.180 Yeah?

00:36:48.000 Does your dad really have cancer?

00:37:03.400 No.

00:37:09.400 No, no, no.

00:37:12.400 What?

00:37:13.400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:37:17.400 Don't do that!

00:37:19.400 I thought we were having a nice date!

00:37:21.400 We are, we are.

00:37:22.400 Why does it matter? I thought we were having a nice date!

00:37:26.400 We are, we are, we are.

00:37:28.400 It's okay.

00:37:30.400 We are.

00:37:32.400 We are.

00:37:36.200 Yeah, because anyone who knows women,

00:37:38.700 who's ever been on a date with a woman,

00:37:40.040 knows that that's never something that women would do.

00:37:43.060 That's not possibly something that women would do,

00:37:45.980 is have a, you know, put on a big scene in public like that

00:37:50.500 and cause a commotion over literally nothing.

00:37:53.200 That's, I mean, I've never, ever experienced women doing that in my life.

00:37:59.880 Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:38:02.400 Russ who's like how many days away from the wedding right yeah like 200 yeah okay well

00:38:12.480 Russ who's like hurtling towards his upcoming nuptials you need to find whatever you need to

00:38:17.560 find whatever restaurant in this town looks the most like that one yeah take her to rustler's

00:38:21.720 roost I just like ask her do you love me more than anyone in the world and then I don't ask

00:38:25.820 some other follow-up question they're like does this you know something like we need to like maybe

00:38:33.080 have a camera here we can record on what really happens and we'll we'll test whether tyler's

00:38:37.460 correct before we move on some been some pretty good there's been some really good memes that

00:38:41.840 have come out where they just use that as the reaction it's like uh it's you know it's like

00:38:47.320 when you when you ask you uh when you ask your girl if you can check her phone to see if she's

00:38:52.280 been texting other guys and she's like no no no before we there's a completely separate very

00:39:03.800 interesting topic involving obsession because this film was made for under a million dollars

00:39:08.200 basically no money and just crushed it just today it crossed the 300 million dollars so it's made

00:39:14.000 300 million dollars worldwide it's $750,000 it's met it's outgrossing a star wars film

00:39:20.140 it's getting a lot better

00:39:21.280 press than a Star Wars film

00:39:22.860 and speaking of things that

00:39:25.920 this does sound like a total

00:39:28.080 longhouse thing, now people who worked

00:39:30.140 on this film have crawled out to basically complain

00:39:32.320 why wasn't I paid more money

00:39:34.380 on this film now

00:39:36.100 that it's making money, so for example

00:39:37.860 the Obsession art director

00:39:39.520 she's called for industry reform because she said

00:39:42.020 she was paid less than $7,000

00:39:44.400 to make the movie

00:39:46.300 which is also really funny because

00:39:47.900 if you, when this movie

00:39:50.080 first came out one of the biggest things that i saw were all of these different like puff pieces

00:39:55.000 talking about how um this kid to get the actors and everything a lot of it was just he grabbed

00:40:03.420 friends because that's that's how he could make the movie so it's really funny that all of a sudden

00:40:08.780 it's like oh i'm not being compensated correctly it's i mean i think probably if you really make

00:40:14.760 a ton of money you could probably help everyone by like you find everyone who worked on the film

00:40:17.700 and say, like, here's $25,000 or something.

00:40:21.960 Something like that.

00:40:22.780 But it is a little wild to me,

00:40:24.320 because all I said when I saw that she was complaining,

00:40:26.300 I'm like, well, if the film had bombed and made no money,

00:40:28.940 would you give the money you were paid back?

00:40:30.880 Correct.

00:40:31.280 And if not, why not?

00:40:32.320 True.

00:40:32.960 And the simple truth is, is like,

00:40:34.480 I get very annoyed when people,

00:40:37.200 they negotiate a contract,

00:40:38.580 and then they're mad that the contract is bad after the fact.

00:40:44.520 Yeah.

00:40:45.160 Well, too bad.

00:40:47.700 very uh i also think it's it's one of those things you know like you parents just we talk about like

00:40:54.780 you know the latter right you everything everything has a reason for doing it you get better and then

00:41:01.460 you you know you snowball that into the next thing so it's like these kids just jump to the

00:41:07.840 she couldn't come out and be like i am the art director on this massive movie that might win an

00:41:11.460 Oscar and instead she's

00:41:13.200 a person who will publicly

00:41:14.840 kvetch about your film

00:41:16.680 if after it's successful

00:41:18.480 it certainly seems very self destructive at least

00:41:21.400 true

00:41:22.160 I think

00:41:24.480 we do need to go around the horn

00:41:27.460 real quick and let's just do

00:41:29.140 the yes or no on this

00:41:31.380 I'll start

00:41:32.080 do we think that this

00:41:35.480 is rape? No

00:41:37.020 not paying somebody or the movie?

00:41:40.060 the movie

00:41:40.460 okay uh no i don't i don't think so i think it it's a monkey's paw movie that's literally the

00:41:48.300 point right so i have not watched the full movie i've seen scenes from it it kind of feels like

00:41:56.040 it is to me because what happens is he like first of all he just straight up wishes on a magic spell

00:42:02.400 like make this person love me more than anyone but he basically realizes pretty quickly that

00:42:08.760 she's not really doing this of her own will like she has kind of dissociative episodes like really

00:42:15.720 what is going on it's it's it's it's after it's after a time right like it's like it's after

00:42:22.780 period of time so right at the beginning it's it he just thinks that she's coming on to him and

00:42:30.200 she's not like as crazy right at the beginning she's literally just coming on to him and it's

00:42:34.940 kind of normal and then it ratchets up as it goes along and then after it ratchets up that's when

00:42:40.620 he's like okay how do i break this curse well let's let's let's imagine this in a slightly

00:42:44.680 different situation let's just imagine a traditional love potion like that uh that a witch

00:42:47.920 would make and you can put someone's drink and they'll fall in love with you if they drink it

00:42:53.160 would that would that be rape if you were if you put that in someone's drink

00:42:57.140 yeah it's no i mean that's i think that's a little bit different because i think it's still

00:43:02.460 like

00:43:02.940 again we're talking about

00:43:06.520 a spell that this

00:43:08.400 kid doesn't know

00:43:09.660 what

00:43:10.900 the effects actually

00:43:14.640 are

00:43:15.240 the defense in the movie

00:43:18.620 I think would be that he

00:43:20.380 used the power almost

00:43:22.600 on a lark like wish on a star

00:43:24.260 and he didn't really expect it to do anything

00:43:26.700 and he only realized it over the course of the movie

00:43:27.940 but let's just say he does know it

00:43:30.540 will work

00:43:31.300 yeah it seems morally illicit to me to not to do that yeah i agree it's obviously morally illicit

00:43:39.180 like that's i mean there's no question like that's i am saying it's morally illicit i think

00:43:44.680 it's it's a different thing right it's it's in the sense of your you're dabbling with the occult

00:43:50.800 you're dabbling in with the demonic in order to achieve something that you want through you know

00:43:57.440 satanic means. And obviously that is illicit. It's a different, it's just a different type

00:44:04.140 of immorality. That's what I'm talking about. Tyler, what do you think? Where are you coming

00:44:09.780 down on this? Look, I, uh, I've, I've, I've made my, my, uh, position clear. I think this,

00:44:22.160 this movie is

00:44:24.040 a great undertone

00:44:26.460 every young man should watch

00:44:28.460 it should be a

00:44:29.860 fear that every young man has

00:44:32.400 but

00:44:32.880 it also should straighten out women

00:44:36.300 so that they start acting

00:44:38.160 a little less creepy

00:44:39.660 your position is really that

00:44:42.500 the girl in the movie

00:44:44.360 is the perpetrator

00:44:45.440 that she

00:44:46.320 she made all the bad things happen

00:44:49.660 well hold on because

00:44:51.780 the girl's not completely innocent either the girl's not completely innocent that's not assault

00:44:56.180 but the girl's not completely innocent either because she was leading him on and while she

00:45:01.940 was leading him on no she was hooking up with her best his best friend behind his back yeah the the

00:45:08.660 big yeah that was prior to the spell taking place because they said for years like a year and a half

00:45:15.700 or something right right jack something like that yeah it was like something like a year and a half

00:45:21.220 that was prior to the spell taking place my point is is that she is a victim of the circumstances or

00:45:30.260 the whatever you want to call what the the outside impacts that are having are just the same way that

00:45:37.380 feminism has destroyed young women and i wouldn't blame young women for the decisions that they make

00:45:43.780 or them having such bad impact on young men but the broader societal impacts of

00:45:54.100 yeah neo-feminism have really destroyed culture and i think that that's what the

00:46:00.100 yeah because there's there's a take on on this where it's like this is ramp this is when rampant

00:46:04.740 hookup culture goes wrong right where she's she's partaking in this hookup culture which tyler is

00:46:11.220 talking about whereas the guy is is looking for like an actual relationship where there's that

00:46:17.300 scene at the beginning of the movie where he takes her home and she's like hey do you want to come in

00:46:22.820 kind of kind of interested in the nice young man that worked with her that was like clearly

00:46:29.140 interested he was super respectful just like wanted to take her out like enjoy just sitting

00:46:34.980 with her and having drinks and going taking her out like would have like done anything to do

00:46:40.180 do the normal stuff for her and she wasn't interested at all and they come to find out

00:46:47.980 obviously the spell happens and that's the whole thing right that's the wait but Tyler Tyler she

00:46:54.920 was the one time that she was interested in other guys all throughout the one time yeah I was gonna

00:47:01.940 say the one time that she acted like maybe she was gonna let him inside was when she had been

00:47:07.120 drinking so she was kind of like offering him because he drove her home right like a gentleman

00:47:13.200 then she's like sorry into me and she's kind of like giving him those like googly eyes

00:47:18.000 and kind of like they're at her door you know he's just dropped her off kind of saying like

00:47:23.520 opening the door of like hey come on inside but because he knows that she's been drinking he's

00:47:28.480 like you know what i i don't want to do this like i don't want it to be you know just because some

00:47:34.080 drunken hookup like i want to actually have a relationship so she's engaging in this hookup

00:47:38.520 culture which kind of which leads to that as opposed to him saying like i want a relationship

00:47:44.480 and she's just totally not even you know considering it but we'll drag him on and lead

00:47:49.400 him on anyway i i think what you're saying makes a lot of sense well it gets at the bigger thing

00:47:54.540 which is this guy should have learned that yeah i think i think girls don't like don't like it

00:47:59.340 when you're being a little uh what is it a beta simp or whatever well i also just think it's just

00:48:04.740 it's the guy not not realizing that he actually has something like it's a it's there's a there's

00:48:11.980 a part of it that can be self-worth where the guy needs to realize that he needs to move move on

00:48:17.340 because she's not worth it that's that's i feel like i completely agree with that too

00:48:25.100 yeah i completely agree with that too like that's that's why it's a good a good um you know a good

00:48:31.280 kind of like rorschach test of there's lots of different takes you can find on this like

00:48:35.900 nobody's really like innocent completely in this is kind of what i'm saying yeah for sure

00:48:42.100 but speaking for like sarah i think sarah the friend is like the one like just actually like

00:48:47.940 good person who actually has a crush on the main guy like she's like the only one who like tries

00:48:53.360 to tell them the truth and she tries she's the one who tells them the truth that like hey like

00:48:57.620 they're hooking up and laughing at you dude like fair oof brutal but anyway it seems like betas

00:49:06.980 have a hard time which does lead us into i think this is jack tyler you guys are gonna have a lot

00:49:11.820 to say on this so they all i feel like we've repeatedly heard that it's like we need to have

00:49:19.100 more daycare more help all of that to like make americans have more kids and so the institute

00:49:24.340 for family studies comes out and this is this is the headline they chose american dads rock

00:49:29.340 fathers are doing more at home than ever they run the numbers and according to the author lyman stone

00:49:35.520 uh married dads versus the 1960s about the year my dad and my mom were born they were averaging

00:49:41.920 under 10 hours of uh kind of household chores a week and it's gone up to 30 hours a week so

00:49:51.400 they're doing three three and a half times as much basically today versus half 60 years ago

00:49:59.180 so the the question that naturally comes to mind for me is is this what's causing the fertility

00:50:05.120 decline because it's made men seem more domesticated and when they're domesticated

00:50:11.700 they don't want to have kids anymore and by they i mean the women that's my thought crime

00:50:17.600 jack tyler yeah so it's a good it's a good question it's a legitimate question is

00:50:25.520 you know obviously if men are doing three times as much as they were doing

00:50:29.300 uh just a couple of just a generation ago you know what is that what kind of impact

00:50:35.860 societal impact does that have on marriage what kind of societal impact does that have on kids

00:50:41.560 you know obviously having dads involved is a good thing but having dads involved maybe in the wrong

00:50:49.000 ways is a bad thing i think is the is the question and so you know my my immediately immediate take

00:50:55.480 on this is you know should you have dads doing dad things with kids or should you have dads doing mom

00:51:02.760 things with kids and obviously i think the answer would be is have dads do dad things i don't

00:51:08.080 necessarily think it's such a bad thing to have dads doing more with their families uh but

00:51:14.240 certainly the things that they're having to do could potentially be a lot worse and you know

00:51:19.520 you're seeing a lot more of that probably with broken homes and the divorce rate that's dramatically

00:51:25.700 increased um you know unwedded fathers unwedded mothers you know so that's causing dads to have

00:51:33.840 to spend up to 50% of their time by themselves trying to raise kids.

00:51:38.940 And so they're having to do a lot more of that, which I'm sure impacts that number.

00:51:42.780 Well, all things that are probably not great, uh, you know, in the raising their

00:51:48.480 children, well, and what, isn't that, if we, can we pull the chart back up?

00:51:52.380 Cause I want to just say this, this, these numbers are just for married couples.

00:51:55.840 Right.

00:51:56.640 So, um, so I think it, I think it is just married respondents, but no, I think

00:52:03.420 everything you said is smart and and very insightful about where we are just as a society

00:52:10.160 even though it's and i'm sure it's higher for both um i was just gonna say though that wouldn't the

00:52:15.080 obvious um you know the obvious initial reason for this be because uh women work more now than

00:52:22.720 they did in 1960 i was gonna say the same thing was jack one interesting thing also in this is

00:52:27.520 they sum the numbers as well so could we also say that women working more is also leading to

00:52:36.280 the fertility crisis i think it is for sure i think that's i think that's kind of the bigger

00:52:39.860 picture of what i was going for one of the things that genuinely frustrates me is it's often put out

00:52:44.860 that people will have more kids if we have like taxpayer funded daycare like if we have public

00:52:51.380 daycare subsidize it do all these things to make it easier to get daycare and my thought has always

00:52:56.540 been that's got to be the exact opposite of reality because what's it's effectively a demand

00:53:01.760 for is further entrench and enable the bigger factor that is making people have fewer kids

00:53:08.740 which is women being full-time in the workforce women being maximally committed to careers even

00:53:16.160 after they marry even after they have one or two kids and if you further entrench that you're

00:53:21.460 further entrenching a norm where it's more common for them to say i don't want to have kids at all

00:53:25.740 i want to have fewer kids because i'm getting more out of my career whereas i guess my thought

00:53:30.660 crime would be if we totally defunded all daycare stuff that would probably drive up the birth rate

00:53:35.780 because it would make more of them reach the calculation of oh well when i have a kid i

00:53:40.200 should just quit my job and raise them at home because it's actually not really the math doesn't

00:53:45.360 even work out to have a job outside the home because daycare is expensive i think i think

00:53:50.160 women want if they are going to have kids they want to be able to be at home

00:53:57.000 or at least be at home 90 percent of the time and be able to raise raise the kid i know like

00:54:04.060 and i just think that you know i think this is a um this is very much indicative of the fact that

00:54:13.040 cost of living is higher so a lot more families are two income households and the and so the you

00:54:21.720 know the fertility rate is going down because these women don't want don't want to have a kid

00:54:28.500 and then leave it's really interesting though because in a lot of cases it is both of them

00:54:34.220 working but it is much more for this like self-actualization purpose sometimes than pure

00:54:40.700 economic necessity. Because again, go back to daycare. I know families, they've done this math

00:54:46.200 where you have, let's say, two kids. If you live in the DC area, two kids in daycare who are below

00:54:53.120 the age of six, that can literally be $3,000, $4,000 a month. Calculate that out times 12.

00:55:01.200 Okay, you're spending $40,000, $50,000 a year on that. Now imagine what's the post-tax take-home

00:55:07.800 pay if you're doing a normal middle-class job as yeah like a teacher secretary you're basically

00:55:13.280 means after you run all the numbers making the mom is making minimum wage yeah 50 to 70k and

00:55:20.480 two kids or more it's it's not sustainable in the the day and age that we are in

00:55:26.780 and also i just want to throw out yeah go ahead real quick um we're running a poll in the chat

00:55:31.900 right now so if you're watching hop in the chat should i keep my brim straight or like fred durst

00:55:38.500 or should i curve it like tyler uh i will abide by whatever the chat says curve it guys curve it

00:55:45.880 curve it nope chat only chat only i unplug myself ah tsk tsk yeah i know uh the autism is hitting

00:55:53.180 so another thing i want to ask jack and tyler because again they probably have the strongest

00:55:56.540 thoughts on this if we're talking about the effect of dad's doing chores at home what's the hierarchy

00:56:03.060 of acceptable dad chores versus maybe less good dad chores or are all of them good is it

00:56:10.600 is it is it bad if dad is like hmm what would be good ones like changing diapers is it bad if dad

00:56:19.100 is dusting is it is it gay if dad's doing dusting in the house um dads are all dads can well for me

00:56:27.060 it's like because like tanya um you know not as vertically um advantaged as hot as i am so you

00:56:34.140 know i might you know get something that's like up high although come to think about i don't think

00:56:38.260 she's ever actually asked me to so i don't think so no i don't think i've ever dusted amanda has

00:56:43.320 ocd so if i even try to start cleaning the house like she will literally kill me yeah i feel like

00:56:48.760 that i feel like that's the traditional that's totally something too women should clean it's

00:56:54.560 like because they care more about it if you move something out of the way let me help you out with

00:57:00.040 something real quick and then i'm gonna do it and then and then five minutes later she's over there

00:57:04.680 like scrubbing the same frying pan again i'm like what's the matter it's like there was a spot like

00:57:08.580 that's the idea they feel ownership of it and they're like mad that you're it's like it's like

00:57:13.820 fine then why should i do it at all then and it's similar like tyler you know what i'm saying

00:57:18.160 takes the lead tyler you know what i'm talking about here and like the dad takes the lead in

00:57:22.340 yard work because this is like a big yes rugged endeavor outside but not but not gardening not

00:57:29.180 gardening just yard work when does gardening become yard work or vice versa oh i mean yard

00:57:35.760 work is is is the lawn it is like uh the you know like the edging with like the weeder the weed

00:57:43.240 whacker um it is uh well like seasonal so like shoveling a tree is that gardening or is that

00:57:53.540 yard work a tree oh it's because it is large yard is yard work yeah what about a bush then

00:58:00.820 a shrubbery a bush or a shrubbery um or another shrubbery just like it on a level with the path

00:58:08.120 running down the middle is uh is still yard work but flowers is gardening okay what about laying

00:58:16.000 like mulch that's yard work right yeah it's definitely okay yeah i think what do you i think

00:58:23.140 when you're talking about like gardening which we do my night's a columbus group or it's we do

00:58:27.560 we do a big arizona making a rock garden where there's many aesthetically arranged rocks right

00:58:34.520 well that's where you do it together you know you you you you depends on how far you go the rocks

00:58:40.560 and then she kind of depends on how far you go too many too many rocks in that rock garden and

00:58:47.020 you're gay tyler tyler tyler how many let's say a man debased himself and started planting tulips

00:58:53.780 in his lawn how many tulips is equal to one lord of the rings movie in in feminization gayness

00:59:01.360 one uh one one one tulip is equal to like an entire lord of the rings movie

00:59:07.560 yeah you should plant no tulips man yeah there's no such thing it's like it's you're not like

00:59:14.260 by the way tulips will kill your dog so if you have nine if you have nine tulips like in a row

00:59:19.540 that's like watching time out time about bulbous flowers in your lawn or in your out in your garden

00:59:26.180 if the dogs dig them up and eat them they'll die okay that's bad but if you have a well-trained

00:59:32.920 dog it shouldn't do that right that's it that's the that's a man man's response immediately when

00:59:39.160 a wife asks you to plant tulips right there yeah it actually does occur to me now that my family

00:59:43.660 had tulips growing up and we didn't have a dog and then we got a dog later and i don't know that we

00:59:49.220 had tulips anymore i didn't know that connection that makes sense though yeah wow well you're

00:59:55.440 that's so that's pretty strong so if you planted nine he got out planting tulips like a real

00:59:59.900 fruit trees are fine someone saying fruit trees in the chat that's fine a man planting nine tulips

01:00:05.940 in tyler's view is equal to a guy watching all three lord of the rings movies all three hobbit

01:00:10.980 movies and an entire season of rings of power that that's not nine tulips equals that nine

01:00:18.260 tulips equals and that's that's the tyler math it seems fair what other what other chores

01:00:24.580 for guys. What about

01:00:26.400 you're saying curved as well? No, it's only

01:00:28.420 the chat. Only the chat can

01:00:30.640 judge me. And in fact, Dylan Ivey

01:00:32.520 says that

01:00:34.680 straight brim is white boy summer energy.

01:00:37.220 So, just saying.

01:00:38.780 Straight brim and backwards

01:00:41.620 is white boy.

01:00:43.660 Is it default

01:00:44.860 dad or default mom

01:00:47.020 to change a light bulb?

01:00:50.280 I feel like that's default dad.

01:00:51.860 Default dad?

01:00:52.540 it's more of the and again that goes to jack's vertically vertically challenge what if the light

01:00:57.420 bulb is in a lamp it's i mean it doesn't matter i think that's a little bit of a nitpick

01:01:07.420 lamp striking is a pretty innately feminine bisexual though bisexual it's a hybrid no lamps

01:01:14.700 lamps are bisexual yeah lamps are bisexual okay all right what are the chores uh what about bugs

01:01:23.380 Bugs are definitely a boy job.

01:01:25.220 Yeah, it's got to be a boy job.

01:01:26.520 Yeah.

01:01:26.900 What about vacuuming, but it's in the garage?

01:01:30.860 Well, the garage is...

01:01:32.480 Shop vac?

01:01:33.240 Is...

01:01:33.680 The garage is like dude domain, generally.

01:01:36.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:37.420 If it's a shop vac, then that's dude.

01:01:39.300 Yeah, anything in the garage is for the dudes.

01:01:41.620 Anything in the garage is for the dudes.

01:01:43.660 We can't think of a single exception.

01:01:47.220 If you have, like, boxes that need to be arranged

01:01:49.440 and, like, decorations out there,

01:01:50.820 then, like, that's...

01:01:51.820 that's yeah if there's like a if there is a a set organize organizational like pattern that she has

01:01:58.520 set up then yeah you don't screw with that because you will get killed okay okay vacuuming in a

01:02:04.860 basement storage room i feel like that's also dude i feel like that's a dude domain as well

01:02:11.860 is that all right all right is there is there anywhere in the house that the man should not

01:02:15.920 vacuum uh dining room like dining room living room that's like that feels like core that feels

01:02:24.300 like core mom domain kitchen living room those those places you know sitting room really vacuum

01:02:31.020 study how many different rooms can we name here your solar

01:02:33.200 bedroom bedroom bathroom basics office um you know i i'll one thing we are we are teaching

01:02:45.900 the kids uh okay well what about dishes we should go back to dishes like that's that's a basic okay

01:02:50.140 so i like doing dishes that's a weird take because i will literally put i know i'm not

01:02:55.460 uh yeah okay all right all right are you sending that to the california

01:02:59.380 application in california right now podcast in and i just kind of zone out so that does strike

01:03:08.080 me as a factor does podcasting does the ability to listen to podcasts easily now make all household

01:03:13.780 chores slightly more defensible because you can use them as a zen yeah process yeah for me it's

01:03:19.800 either podcast or audiobook yeah all day long yeah especially if you're just bad if you're just trying

01:03:25.300 to like like get rid of stuff and get like noah's asking do you clean the dishes while your girl

01:03:33.060 takes the trash out russ oh my gosh no i take the trash out trash is a boy job women women women are

01:03:38.700 not allowed to take the trash out what if it was like literally they were like there's a problem

01:03:42.640 what if god appeared to you god appeared to you and was like in the next five minutes you must

01:03:47.720 wash the dishes and take the trash out and you only have time to do one would you choose to take

01:03:51.620 the trash out or to wash the dishes yeah trash okay i mean you seem pretty enthusiastic about

01:03:56.400 laundry no because it's the one thing that's saying what about it's the one thing that's

01:04:01.020 what about laundry but that i will like i like doing like it's okay like like amanda doesn't

01:04:07.400 want me to do the laundry because she hates how i fold so that's another thing like she just

01:04:13.560 she's just like we have to refold it if i fold it because i'm just like

01:04:18.840 sandra we do have a go for it go for it yeah sandra has a rumble rant and she asked do you

01:04:23.240 guys bring the christmas stuff into the living room i i assume is that dad's job to bring it

01:04:29.720 into the living room? Nope. You don't. Oh yeah. So like, so like a big box. Yes. So, so in my

01:04:37.760 family, when I'm back home in South Dakota, where we have more Christmas decorations than I have

01:04:42.000 at home, uh, we have them in the garage and like a big thing. So like it has to be a dude job

01:04:46.480 because you have to get a big ladder and it's extremely large. Uh, and then we leave them up

01:04:51.640 until basically Easter because putting them away. That's literally how I takes a while. We didn't

01:04:56.560 put christmas decorations away until my mom started pulling stuff the neff household during

01:05:01.300 the bush administration was basically three months of christmas decorations and then like

01:05:07.740 seven months of easter decorations and then proper ordinary time where we didn't have either of those

01:05:13.280 up is like one or two months of the year time dude so i'm i'm i'm solely convinced that the only

01:05:20.020 reason our house that my like that i grew up in had lights in the backyard was because my dad

01:05:26.420 got so tired of like having to put up christmas lights and take them down that in the backyard

01:05:33.660 like on the in the backyard specifically he just put them up and never took them down okay more

01:05:38.900 more dad versus mom things so dad puts on that real quick my um my neighbors they have a really

01:05:47.840 really smart way of doing it they have lights that are like programmable in terms of their colors

01:05:53.820 so it's like christmas lights but then you can you know i i guess this is big in arizona you

01:05:59.200 guys know about this yeah it's a whole thing you can install permanent lights you can just change

01:06:04.860 it you know to like whatever's going on so like you know it's saint patrick's day you put up you

01:06:10.900 know saint patrick color yeah our house was always white lights my my my mom did not like colored

01:06:17.360 lights so it was white lights okay all right she doesn't like lights of color huh but anyway so

01:06:22.460 another related question to this so

01:06:25.120 guys we can assume dad puts up

01:06:27.360 the Christmas lights outside yeah but

01:06:29.220 does dad also have

01:06:30.460 exclusive decision making power over what the

01:06:33.160 lights are like what

01:06:35.200 yeah you know if you want to put up Santa

01:06:37.320 or his elves or different things like

01:06:39.260 does dad decide all those or does the wife

01:06:41.240 has does mom have aesthetic input

01:06:43.260 in the form the lights

01:06:45.380 like wife wife

01:06:47.160 should be inside

01:06:48.140 husband should be outside

01:06:51.260 what about the color of the house like whether it needs to be painted or not oh my mom my mom

01:06:56.620 would paint the house just randomly

01:06:59.080 very randomly like it would just be like one day she'd be like you know what i don't like

01:07:05.680 the fact that all of these walls are tan so i'm going to paint them okay

01:07:09.020 so all right jack jack you've been quiet here do you have an opinion on that

01:07:14.240 uh no i was seeing some news hey tyler are you in the chat real quick

01:07:20.280 by any chance on uh in the show chat not not the not the not the

01:07:26.600 not the uh this would be breaking news this would be this would be extremely breaking news

01:07:34.180 this would be news that broke that thing yeah hold on hold on today but she's bringing the case but

01:07:40.120 Yeah. Well, I just so hold on. I just saw the news that looks like the charges against the Arizona electors was dropped.

01:07:52.120 And it says that, you know, this has been, you know, obviously, Tyler, you were one of the people who was on unfairly, unlawfully and insanely charged with this.

01:08:06.100 And so Radical Democrat Arizona AG Chris Mays has completely folded and dismissed the unconstitutional charges against America's Mayor Rudy Giuliani and 17 other innocent Republican co-defendants.

01:08:18.940 So you think that it's going to be re it's going to be put back on, though, refiled?

01:08:25.560 Yeah, so that. Yeah. So that just happened today.

01:08:28.720 officially the charges were dismissed because she had failed at two uh appeals both at the

01:08:38.720 uh at the appellate court and then the supreme court level and then she ran out of time because

01:08:45.080 they you know obviously have it's just that uh witch hunt that they're on against trump against

01:08:51.780 off trump's team all of us in 2020 but we're now going on more than six years you know from this

01:09:01.000 whole thing and uh lots of fun we're gonna kill it don't worry i mean it gets kind of funny at

01:09:07.980 this point it's like there's a dickens novel where there's some estate case that goes on for 40 years

01:09:12.620 until it's all exhausted like i can see you know when you're dying and when you're on your deathbed

01:09:17.080 tyler in 50 years and you're planning your tombstone where you say lord of the rings is gay

01:09:21.560 they'll also still be litigating this like chris mays who will by now be 130 years old or whatever

01:09:28.200 she'll be like we must indict them over the fake electors but god willing this thing is going to

01:09:35.720 stay dead i just i find it really hard to imagine them dragging this out to presidential elections

01:09:41.120 past where the supposed defense happened speaking of things that are dead dead

01:09:44.880 we have one more extremely important topic to hit it may not be the final w but it's still a w

01:09:50.620 it's coming i say celebrate your w's brother but some things that die are l's and the big l

01:09:56.700 that we have to talk about is clip 35 we basically murdered pizza hut guys clip 35

01:10:03.080 In the arms of the angel

01:10:10.380 Fly away from here

01:10:16.520 From this dark, cold hotel room

01:10:23.040 And the endlessness that you fear

01:10:28.640 You are pulled from the wreckage

01:10:35.100 Of your silent reverie

01:10:40.440 You're in the arms of the angel

01:10:47.360 Was that literally the music in the original ad?

01:10:50.880 No, I changed it.

01:10:52.900 Yeah, so Pizza Hut is being sold by Yum Brands, the Pepsi spinoff company,

01:11:00.100 struggling Pizza Hut to be sold for $2.7 billion.

01:11:05.900 It's getting a private equity firm has bought the brand outside of mainland China.

01:11:11.080 I guess they're keeping it there.

01:11:12.080 I guess Pizza Hut will live on in China.

01:11:15.020 But it's getting sold to a big private equity company,

01:11:17.680 and that doesn't mean it's dead-dead,

01:11:20.020 but we've seen how this happens with Toys R Us.

01:11:22.900 And a lot of other companies, we might be seeing, we might see the, we're going to revive Pizza Hut by borrowing a ton of money to remodel them.

01:11:30.400 And then suddenly it has no money.

01:11:31.960 Or there's going to be one Pizza Hut location that's like super retro that's just in China.

01:11:37.840 Yeah.

01:11:38.380 Here's what I would say.

01:11:39.200 If this private equity company borrowed a bunch of money and they used it to remodel every store and they called it Pizza Hut 1992 or whatever.

01:11:47.320 And it's retro.

01:11:48.320 It has the red cups.

01:11:49.220 It has the buffets.

01:11:50.100 Every single one of them has a machine with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Turtles and Time

01:11:55.580 And maybe another machine that has Gauntlet Legends

01:11:57.740 And maybe Area 51 and Donkey Kong

01:12:00.080 I could go on here

01:12:00.700 If they do that, they might have a shot

01:12:03.100 But I suspect we're going to get some nonsense thing

01:12:05.220 Where they recommit to delivery or something

01:12:08.940 Probably

01:12:09.500 And they're like, every Pizza Hut will get your pizza to you within 17 and a half minutes

01:12:14.040 Or it's going to be completely where it's like

01:12:15.920 it's just it's just frozen pizzas in your local grocery store but you have to you have to understand

01:12:21.920 so i i don't know if this i i want to be don't be too premature on this news because just of the

01:12:28.000 way that pizza runs its locations most of the locations are franchises they're not corporate so

01:12:32.980 you do have to understand the latest news that we just saw was like this this one guy um you know

01:12:38.440 he converted all of his locations to pizza classics i know brick suit was just at one in

01:12:43.360 Pennsylvania and they're actually doing really well so you've got franchisee uh contracts with

01:12:49.480 the company that they're you know just because it was bought out they do have to actually honor

01:12:53.120 the contracts as well as it's still going so does it mean that you know it's it's good for

01:12:58.500 uh the brand I actually think it could be you mentioned Toys R Us Toys R Us is actually making

01:13:02.720 a comeback by the way uh they've been reopening yeah it is they've been reopening Toys R Us's as

01:13:08.140 of as of last Christmas you can look it up there's a thing called the internet where you can find

01:13:11.760 out information and and and so you can you know it's it's something where for sure right pizza

01:13:20.920 hut definitely went down a wrong path like i have been like nationally uh uh uh known for saying

01:13:28.540 that that they went down this path of trying to be a delivery place when they've never been a

01:13:32.980 delivery place like they they should be known as a gathering place and don't try to compete with

01:13:38.540 all these guys like make pizza hut like yeah will it be smaller will you have to contract and like

01:13:44.160 shut down some locations yes obviously but don't try this is my my message make pizza hut the best

01:13:50.940 place to go and get pizza and specifically target those people those uh elder millennials centennials

01:13:59.260 uh gen xers who remember pizza hut when it was still good but it still had that you know positive

01:14:05.980 social cachet and then places where they want to bring their kids to which actually was if you go

01:14:12.480 back to like it's been like four years four and a half years now that's exactly what i was talking

01:14:17.240 about i wanted to be able to take my kids to pizza hut and have that same you know kind of reaction

01:14:22.540 or like when you know when we won playoff games with the little league team gosh i'd love to be

01:14:28.340 able to take them to pizza hut afterwards and go out and you know sit down and and enjoy that the

01:14:34.080 way that we did before so if pizza hut really leans into family first um social gatherings

01:14:41.760 community gatherings the way that it used to and embraces its original self and forgets about

01:14:47.520 you know just trying to be a delivery place you know i mean obviously you'll have that as well

01:14:51.440 but you have to really lean in and and put the money in up front i predict that it would actually

01:14:57.040 be more successful you know i think if they're selling it to a private equity company to make

01:15:02.960 to turn this around uh we have we have one more thing on here there's a guy who might be able to

01:15:09.700 make the numbers work oh on pizza hut and i'm told they're they're very the team felt very strongly

01:15:15.360 that we should at least show this clip before the end and i hadn't seen it until they brought it up

01:15:19.520 we have to introduce you guys to the new the new guy running running pizza hut he's some dude

01:15:24.220 named kumar clip 36 this is a message to all finance bros my name is kumar

01:15:32.340 I'm a retired accountant

01:15:34.080 and I'm going to steal your jobs

01:15:36.520 by becoming the biggest accounting

01:15:38.200 influencer in the world

01:15:39.660 my husband wants to be famous

01:15:50.500 so please follow him

01:15:52.600 oh it's so good

01:16:00.820 dude it's so good

01:16:02.300 so you think that guy could say pizza so what what so wait so what is this exactly

01:16:08.680 what isn't it yeah this guy has been going viral all over the internet harold and kumar go to pizza

01:16:15.980 hut there you go there you go um he's gonna be the top accounting influencer he's gonna be the

01:16:21.920 next caleb hammer he's yeah he's reinventing himself um but yeah no it's just it's just a

01:16:28.780 funny it's this guy's been taking over the internet and uh he as uh in the booth as they say

01:16:37.840 he looks like the indian megamind which is kind of funny um but yeah we have other clips too which

01:16:45.240 is really funny so let's play um 38 oh dear i say i am him because who is him

01:16:52.860 hi nice to meet you i'm him my name is kumar i'm a retired accountant and even though i cut that

01:17:04.520 girl in half i have major respect for women especially my loving beautiful wife i am kumar's

01:17:13.060 wife we have been married for 39 years and despite all my money watches and cars she

01:17:21.380 is my biggest flex.

01:17:23.940 Thank you for supporting my husband.

01:17:26.400 Please follow him

01:17:27.320 and tune in for the next video.

01:17:29.960 That's a banger.

01:17:31.660 I want to give this guy all my money.

01:17:33.500 I want to give this guy all my money.

01:17:36.140 Yeah, he's like,

01:17:37.060 he's doing wealth management.

01:17:38.580 Is that the idea?

01:17:40.040 He's an accounting influencer.

01:17:40.880 Yeah, he's an accounting influencer.

01:17:42.680 That's just making videos.

01:17:45.540 Who doesn't have a list of their top

01:17:46.820 seven or eight accounting influencers?

01:17:48.860 Yeah, I mean,

01:17:49.760 And let's, dude, let's go out.

01:17:52.220 Let's play 39 because this one's also good, too.

01:17:56.460 We win the finals.

01:17:58.060 We burn the city down.

01:18:00.100 Not if I do it first.

01:18:04.760 Okay.

01:18:05.780 My name is Kumar.

01:18:07.400 I'm a retired accountant from New York, and I'm here to share my ball knowledge with the

01:18:12.220 world.

01:18:12.960 This realm will become a better place with my teachings.

01:18:16.240 And yes, it's all free.

01:18:18.020 and to everyone preying on my downfall i will be the biggest accounting influencer in the world

01:18:25.720 and there is nothing you can do to stop me class is almost in session so i'll see you soon

01:18:32.220 followed to help my husband achieve his dreams okay bro i need i need trump i need trump's media

01:18:40.860 team to make some parody i'm actually genuinely a bit mystified this because that it's funny

01:18:47.720 but it's actually genuinely funny at this yeah i kind of thought it was i'd only seen the one

01:18:52.100 earlier i didn't realize he had a whole sequence one you can kind of dumb walk into it this guy

01:18:57.600 appears to be good at making videos how did that guy get so good at making videos but these are

01:19:02.860 these are very good and you know like like when we have things to promote like this is definitely

01:19:08.800 what we should be doing you know yeah no it's it's it's it's incredible it's it's a lot of fun

01:19:16.520 the next time we're doing like a

01:19:19.220 we're doing like a ballot drive or like a vote

01:19:21.400 harvesting drive you'd be like

01:19:22.900 you gotta be like get your it's like

01:19:25.240 get your ballot in

01:19:27.120 he hit 1 million followers too

01:19:29.500 which is crazy

01:19:30.780 he's a tyler you could have a million followers too

01:19:33.160 come on

01:19:35.620 tyler we gotta get the tyler version

01:19:37.680 of this up

01:19:38.460 I am tyler

01:19:40.420 I didn't like a version

01:19:43.800 of this up

01:19:44.440 and i know how to get people to vote wait yeah it's like i'm gonna be the number one election

01:19:52.260 and then have tyler's wife come in and be like i'm an election guy and then we can have a clip

01:20:05.040 where he's just watching lord of the rings and then he like karate chops or like slices

01:20:10.300 it starts with lord of the rings and then tyler like shoves it off the screen he's like there's

01:20:17.040 no time for that yeah yeah yeah yeah you have someone watching lord of the rings and then he

01:20:23.160 comes in with a katana and slashes the tv in half and tyler's like we don't have time for that i'm

01:20:29.200 tyler bowyer and i'm becoming the number one elections influencer in the world it should be

01:20:34.460 it should not a katana though but what's that what's the blade like it turns blue or whatever

01:20:38.520 a lightsaber

01:20:40.140 no in Lord of the Rings

01:20:42.520 oh yeah the sting

01:20:44.940 I wouldn't know Jack

01:20:46.960 I wouldn't know

01:20:47.820 I literally don't have a name but I'm just saying like you should have a Lord of the Rings sword

01:20:51.900 and then cut the screen

01:20:54.060 and be like

01:20:54.700 I have a curved brim hat and I don't watch Lord of the Rings

01:20:58.080 I mean

01:20:59.360 the chat has actually been kind of like

01:21:01.980 50-50 so I don't really know what to do

01:21:04.220 you know

01:21:06.120 it's very very much

01:21:07.720 it's been like 90 10 curve brand no it's not no i've seen it come on jack peer pressure curve

01:21:15.260 the brim peer pressure dylan ivy no i always curve the brim but you know i thought for once

01:21:20.880 maybe i'll go straight brim maybe i'll go maybe i'll fred durst it you know and then and then

01:21:25.900 everybody else is saying that you know everybody else is saying white boy summer energy that's

01:21:33.460 what i'm saying noah who on our producer says straight brim is peaked in high school energy

01:21:37.900 oh that's gruesome no flat brim is like dodgers fans and hey yay that's true

01:21:48.580 you're either going to get shanked or you're shanking someone in the parking lot

01:21:53.360 let's see unashamed says curve curve straight bro says curve laner says curve

01:22:01.840 straight brim is peak dylan says johnny says curve sandra's a curber i don't know i feel

01:22:10.340 is he reading a blue sky chat no caboose says curve but caboose is on the show no

01:22:18.440 jack does like this is also on team lord of the rings is straight he's my ally

01:22:23.060 if you're actually doing a team bondano says curve it because only fred can durst it

01:22:29.560 only fred can durst only fred can durst me all right what if we okay what if we told

01:22:35.700 andrew if we have him back next week we'll tell andrew he needs to come in he has to wear a hat

01:22:42.320 and he has to bring it it's not slang i'm just talking about curved and then curved is not

01:22:48.380 straight curved is not straight oh and this will determine it because if he comes in with the

01:22:54.560 sourdough loaf, then

01:22:56.540 whatever hat he has

01:22:58.540 will be the gayer hat

01:23:00.520 and then if he forgets the loaf

01:23:02.640 whatever hat he has will be the straighter

01:23:04.900 hat.

01:23:06.440 I think I'm leaving it straight.

01:23:08.240 I think this is like wisdom of Solomon here.

01:23:11.000 Oh, okay. Fair enough.

01:23:13.300 I think I'm leaving it straight.

01:23:14.960 I'm leaving it straight again.

01:23:17.380 I'm leaving it.

01:23:18.780 I'm going to intervene. No, this one's

01:23:20.660 saying flat is gay.

01:23:22.100 Dylan's saying they curve straight again.

01:23:24.560 that is gay because Limp Bizkit

01:23:26.800 has a song titled Making Love

01:23:28.720 to Morgan Wallen and they

01:23:30.740 have an album named after a

01:23:32.740 butthole so

01:23:33.660 Straight Brim is gay. Okay we all had a long

01:23:36.680 pause there if you guys can't hear it

01:23:38.420 Caboose is

01:23:40.460 intruding

01:23:41.440 in our ears right now

01:23:43.780 Oh they can hear it?

01:23:46.420 I didn't know if they can hear that

01:23:47.920 It's the Caboose cam

01:23:49.220 That's good we've got to have the Caboose cam

01:23:52.000 Snap back to Tats

01:23:54.320 thank you dylan thank you dylan you gotta run i think tyler's gotta run i think we're pretty

01:24:02.440 much all right tyler's gotta run the fun is over china's gotta run straight to the lord of the

01:24:06.600 rings marathon showing at the theater tonight i heard tyler's gonna be watching at the beach

01:24:11.840 all weekend all right oh jack your costume jack okay

01:24:21.800 oh god vanilla ice did the straight long straight hat please curve it

01:24:31.300 no curvin no no curvin no swervin we're staying straight no swervin no curvin

01:24:39.780 no curvin we stay straight we stay straight can you relate up in pennsylvania state

01:24:51.800 not bad not bad rhymes pozo coming out with a rap album near you nothing straighter than that

01:24:59.200 oh the name is pozo in case you don't know oh no okay let's we've got to escape from here

01:25:07.720 we gotta go this has gone on we gotta run this has gone on long enough keep doing this all day long

01:25:13.280 tune in next week where we'll get to the bottom of sourdough bread and all of jack's star wars

01:25:18.220 costumes and curved brims and straight brims and gay brims and bi brims and until we do that

01:25:26.260 keep committing thought crimes

Human Events Daily with Jack Posobiec - June 20, 2026

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