Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 21, 2026


Ali G Vs Logan Paul (Unfiltered Interview)

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10,414

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00:00:00.340 It's all just a joke. What is the value of these women? 1.00
00:00:03.820 I'm Bridget Armstrong, back with season two of the podcast, Curse of Miss America.
00:00:08.620 We're talking to participants, whistleblowers, and people who say Miss America didn't live up to their promises.
00:00:14.380 He looks at me and goes, you don't look like you suffered an eating disorder.
00:00:18.260 I never received scholarship money to pay for my student loans.
00:00:21.280 Maybe this is the meta question for the podcast. What is Miss America at this point?
00:00:25.120 Listen to The Curse of Miss America on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:00:34.600 I'm Hamza.
00:00:35.580 And I'm Martin.
00:00:36.240 And we're the hosts of Out of Character, the best podcast in the world, is what they said.
00:00:40.420 Wait, they said that?
00:00:41.440 Yeah, yeah, they said that.
00:00:42.720 The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff, give our input on it.
00:00:49.400 That's what you've needed, I think, up until now, listener.
00:00:51.680 Listen to Out of Character on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:00:57.140 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.
00:00:58.760 You're a bird.
00:00:59.520 You fly.
00:01:00.220 You're a Martin.
00:01:00.880 And we are Out of Character Podcasts.
00:01:03.140 Dude, you messed up the clip.
00:01:04.940 I said, I'm busy.
00:01:05.740 I got time to chill with, you know, whatever you blokes do.
00:01:09.060 Yeah, we get it.
00:01:09.780 I actually don't know what you do.
00:01:11.760 We just talk.
00:01:12.220 I mean, there's no way you as a wrestler.
00:01:14.320 That's your job.
00:01:15.240 I swear to God.
00:01:16.000 And what does you actually do?
00:01:17.460 Cheeseburgers.
00:01:18.160 Yeah, well, give that up.
00:01:20.440 You as in.
00:01:21.700 Yo, I ain't a career specialist, but you was in the wrong career.
00:01:24.540 You don't need chat BLT to tell you that.
00:01:35.920 I don't know why.
00:01:36.920 It's so weird now.
00:01:37.740 It's, like, almost refreshing for me when I see you make new enemies.
00:01:41.080 Because it's, like, every time we go anywhere,
00:01:43.360 like, another 10 enemies are created.
00:01:45.380 It's just so easy.
00:01:46.420 And it's not my job anymore to, like, stand up for you,
00:01:48.920 so I just watch from a distance.
00:01:50.480 and, like, I take their side.
00:01:52.460 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:01:53.580 No, no, no, he's my biggest hater.
00:01:55.180 No, 100%.
00:01:55.720 Everyone thinks he's my biggest laser, which is also true.
00:01:59.080 By the way, I need to, bro, because my goal nowadays
00:02:02.320 is to end up on the right side of history, bro.
00:02:04.300 I'm not trying to end up.
00:02:05.400 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:02:06.420 Yeah, 100%, 100%.
00:02:08.120 Yeah, because this, dude, this could go one of both ways, you know,
00:02:10.840 and it's TBD at this point, but we'll see who's laughing
00:02:13.100 when me and my brother are the president of the United States.
00:02:15.520 I remember.
00:02:16.340 I remember this joke.
00:02:18.160 I remember him kicking me while I'm down.
00:02:19.860 I'll remember that dude standing in front of the camera
00:02:21.940 I'll remember all of it
00:02:22.760 Hey look you're already wearing the platforms like Trump wears
00:02:24.880 To appear taller
00:02:25.820 You might as well already be the president
00:02:27.840 Look he added an extra 4 inches today
00:02:29.720 I literally just put on whatever outfit my stylist says
00:02:33.600 Your stylist wants you to appear taller
00:02:36.020 Well I mean
00:02:37.460 You know why he's upset? This is it
00:02:39.240 Because now I'm taller than him
00:02:40.880 He's taller than me
00:02:42.600 And you add the hair too
00:02:45.420 And it's like
00:02:45.980 it's not good it's not good for mike very close it's not good for mike
00:02:55.020 what if he what if what if you want me to take him off what if ali g is mad tall dude i think
00:03:03.520 he is tall i think i think i think he's tall yo are we about to get i think i think we're
00:03:07.320 gonna get hype mogged by ali g and if he comes in with one of those jackets on as well we'll get
00:03:12.100 But with the Mogds as well.
00:03:14.240 Yo, are you nervous right now?
00:03:16.260 Just so you know, you were probably six when the last Ali G movie came out.
00:03:20.440 This dude is like a timeless piece of culture, of television culture,
00:03:25.400 of international nuance prior to this whole social media boom, dude.
00:03:32.340 An inside look of the degeneracy and differentiation of people who come from the UK.
00:03:40.660 No, I know.
00:03:41.020 It was like the first look a lot of people from the U.S. had at the U.K.,
00:03:44.180 from someone from the N's.
00:03:45.600 Really from the N's?
00:03:46.920 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:47.520 West Staines, massive.
00:03:49.180 A whole stand-up routine?
00:03:50.460 I'm not standing up right now.
00:03:51.560 I've been...
00:03:51.920 Mike is creating one.
00:03:54.820 What do you...
00:03:55.500 Hold on a second.
00:03:56.040 You could make a whole stand-up routine just dogging on me.
00:03:58.420 I don't want to do that.
00:04:00.180 You would understand, it's the energy that you two bring to my morning.
00:04:03.880 No, no, no.
00:04:04.220 The first thing you guys did was start ranking on my green room,
00:04:07.300 which isn't green, okay?
00:04:09.200 You fucking...
00:04:09.960 You did it.
00:04:10.400 I'm just surprised he has one.
00:04:11.620 Bro, I always have a green room now.
00:04:12.460 What has he done to deserve a green room?
00:04:13.740 I always have a green room now.
00:04:15.440 I always have a green room now.
00:04:16.960 The last time I was here, I had accolades?
00:04:19.240 No problem.
00:04:20.440 Best-selling author.
00:04:22.180 Achieved and esteemed burger shop owner.
00:04:24.580 Yeah, as of last week.
00:04:26.240 Millions, millions of...
00:04:27.300 It's a good burger.
00:04:28.000 Millions of views.
00:04:29.100 Doing well.
00:04:29.360 No, sorry.
00:04:29.840 Billions of views on social media.
00:04:31.500 Billions?
00:04:32.680 Let's see.
00:04:33.560 I have a charity that gives bikes to people in need.
00:04:36.440 What's it called?
00:04:37.260 Mike's Bikes.
00:04:38.140 Who have overcome addiction and mental illness.
00:04:39.620 Is that true?
00:04:39.940 Yes, not to mention I've had multiple girlfriends, and I also am a godfather.
00:04:44.720 Why do you keep using the word I?
00:04:47.280 What?
00:04:48.300 Why do I keep using the word I?
00:04:50.020 He asked me about my achievements.
00:04:51.900 And that is impressive.
00:04:56.180 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:57.280 I beat a 10-year heroin addiction.
00:04:59.580 Also pretty impressive.
00:05:00.460 And inspired many others to do the same.
00:05:03.380 Okay.
00:05:03.940 What are your fucking achievements?
00:05:05.240 Broke your arm wrestling?
00:05:06.800 Fake fighting?
00:05:08.720 Loser ass.
00:05:09.240 Damn, bro.
00:05:09.660 You're never going to be seen in a WWE arena again, bro.
00:05:11.600 Okay, okay, okay.
00:05:12.320 Actually, I'm sorry.
00:05:12.880 I'm sorry.
00:05:13.140 I'm sorry.
00:05:13.860 Yo, Nick.
00:05:14.620 I'm sorry.
00:05:14.960 No, Nick.
00:05:15.240 Yo, Nick.
00:05:15.640 Nick, clip it.
00:05:16.740 Bro, you put me in a...
00:05:17.880 Triple H, do you hear what he said?
00:05:20.040 Clip that shit.
00:05:20.920 Get him out of here.
00:05:22.140 You'll be lucky to see a power slam from the front row in your life.
00:05:26.540 It'll never happen again.
00:05:27.640 It's over, bro.
00:05:28.600 I forgot about the merger.
00:05:30.420 I'm kicked out of everything, bro.
00:05:32.800 Dude, if it were up to me, I'd boot Mike from everything.
00:05:35.140 Even his green room.
00:05:36.700 Get him out of there, dude.
00:05:37.100 It's not even green.
00:05:38.280 Give Kevin the green room.
00:05:39.460 The Verde room.
00:05:40.880 The Verde room is crazy.
00:05:43.660 I will say this.
00:05:44.600 Oh, my God.
00:05:45.200 He's got the jacket on.
00:05:46.320 I can't believe it.
00:05:47.920 No way, really.
00:05:48.620 Dude, it's fucking huge.
00:05:51.380 How do you even manufacture a jacket of that size?
00:05:54.240 Act chill, act chill.
00:05:54.900 Like, it's normal everywhere, Seth.
00:05:56.060 Dude, yes.
00:05:56.840 No, no, no.
00:05:57.260 Chill, chill, chill, chill.
00:05:58.300 Chill, chill.
00:05:58.720 Fucking clap, guys.
00:06:00.020 Clap.
00:06:00.520 Chill, dude.
00:06:01.700 Clap.
00:06:02.140 It's Ali G.
00:06:03.480 Just watch out for that camera.
00:06:04.460 Yeah, this is cameras.
00:06:05.700 You're hitting all the cameras.
00:06:06.860 Sorry about that.
00:06:07.380 What's up, Ali G?
00:06:10.620 Where's your hand?
00:06:15.300 What's up?
00:06:15.540 What's your mouth?
00:06:17.660 Respect.
00:06:18.840 Respect.
00:06:20.320 Wow.
00:06:22.460 His hand is cold, no?
00:06:26.080 What's on your hand?
00:06:27.480 Oh, you got a slushie?
00:06:29.740 It's because your hand was cold.
00:06:31.000 I felt it.
00:06:32.680 Wait, wait, wait.
00:06:33.820 We need to get the mic.
00:06:35.020 so this is a podcast
00:06:36.200 so we'll put the mic
00:06:36.960 in front of you
00:06:37.820 yo it's got
00:06:38.840 me know how to deal
00:06:39.980 with the mic
00:06:40.560 one two one two
00:06:42.060 yes
00:06:42.780 on the wheels of steel
00:06:43.980 yo check it
00:06:44.920 mic check one
00:06:46.520 check two
00:06:47.300 this will be Ali G
00:06:48.140 representing
00:06:48.820 west side
00:06:49.940 of Stains of Pond Thames
00:06:51.100 yo I was feeling a bit
00:06:55.220 a bit dodgy though
00:06:57.680 because I had this
00:06:58.500 like real shitty
00:06:59.880 burger last night
00:07:00.940 no
00:07:01.460 yeah from this place
00:07:02.940 called
00:07:03.480 like 10 10 in hollywood yeah i think it's called that because me like me threw up 10 times
00:07:11.140 right and me shot my pants 10 times actually hold on make that 11 hold on wait a sec it's coming
00:07:19.020 all right it's gonna hold it in it's gonna hold it in he doesn't mean that he doesn't mean any of
00:07:26.440 that no he means that why what do you know about cheeseburgers you're from the uk what do you know
00:07:32.900 about any food, Allie G.
00:07:35.640 What makes you
00:07:36.580 an expert on food?
00:07:40.120 Bro, what the f-
00:07:42.240 That's his, he got a sub?
00:07:43.800 A fucking sandwich.
00:07:45.360 Yo.
00:07:45.800 In his jacket.
00:07:46.600 He had a sandwich.
00:07:47.040 We have food in the UK.
00:07:49.780 You have Nando's?
00:07:50.620 UK's been around for like
00:07:52.000 hundreds of years.
00:07:53.980 So don't try and diss.
00:07:55.780 What did you-
00:07:56.520 UK.
00:07:57.000 Yeah.
00:07:57.200 You.
00:07:58.540 Hey.
00:08:01.060 Represent.
00:08:02.200 100%.
00:08:03.300 We have an intro for you.
00:08:05.220 Could I hit the intro?
00:08:06.280 Hit the intro.
00:08:07.100 Hey, Dylan, while I hit this intro, can you fix his mic?
00:08:09.700 Yeah, just because we didn't expect the jacket.
00:08:11.880 This is the biggest jacket that any guest has ever had.
00:08:14.340 Yo, that ain't no surprise.
00:08:15.720 All right, here we go.
00:08:16.540 What did you say about me, Don?
00:08:18.020 Just hold on a second while I'm doing the intro.
00:08:19.740 Today's guest is a cultural icon, the most notorious gangster to ever come out of West
00:08:24.380 Staines.
00:08:24.880 After more than 20 years, he's officially back with his brand new movie, Ali G, Who
00:08:28.500 is i hitting theaters october 23rd representing the west stains massive give it up for the one
00:08:33.340 and only ali g fucking clap guys what about a bit more about a bit more respect dude yo that was
00:08:43.560 like a delayed clap a lot of haters here from the east i can tell i can tell it's like they it's like
00:08:49.160 this is kind of a little bit of like an anti-clap group you're right probably jealous would you say
00:08:53.360 jealousy i think there's a lot of turf over there you know it's like we've got the east
00:08:59.660 ends mass and the west ends massive it's like you got the blood and the bloods and the crisps
00:09:03.620 the crisps yeah yeah so it's like that yeah have you what is you is you like
00:09:09.740 is you that gay lord bruno what is you what yeah yes no you was from that uh zoolander thing in
00:09:17.560 yeah yeah yeah yeah no me heard about you your brother boxes right yeah he's a boxer yeah it's
00:09:25.000 called room uh rupaul no because how does him do it in the dress is that like doesn't him trip
00:09:34.760 he get hit in the swing as much no he's uh you know he's jake it's jake paul and he's a
00:09:42.200 professional boxer cruiserweight division oh he's a cruiser yeah i see me seeing him like
00:09:48.780 hanging around outside the clubs yeah respect you know big up himself or is it herself or
00:09:55.960 what's the politically incorrect way of saying it he he's a jake's a he him
00:10:00.620 respect do you use a pronoun l-e-g what's that you like just choose like a certain word to define
00:10:09.780 you and you're like big dong you know uh large beast that kind of thing do you so wait did you
00:10:18.020 really throw up after eating mike's burger what that is your burger no it was this crap place
00:10:23.600 it's called like 10 10 or something no no no it's no no it is it was because it looked at i was like
00:10:28.760 oh it look it looked like terrible no no i was like but i was hungry i was like how can it taste
00:10:35.880 Maybe it looked bad, but it's going to taste like, you know, like the bomb.
00:10:40.060 But no, it was like the bomb, but in my body hole.
00:10:42.760 It exploded.
00:10:43.980 No.
00:10:44.520 It exploded my body crease.
00:10:46.200 Could you back me up a little bit?
00:10:47.640 It's just impossible, Ali G.
00:10:49.200 Mr. G, it's just impossible.
00:10:51.540 The burger, it's called 10-10 because it's a 10 out of 10.
00:10:54.580 It's a perfect burger.
00:10:55.500 Yo.
00:10:55.900 So what you're saying is impossible.
00:10:57.100 I'm sorry.
00:10:57.600 Well, yeah, me threw up 10 times.
00:10:59.580 No, that's impossible.
00:11:00.160 Yeah, me shat my pants 10.
00:11:01.480 Just physically impossible.
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00:13:29.380 Did you see Elon Musk's kick-flipping flying car?
00:13:39.240 Who's that?
00:13:39.920 Elon Musk.
00:13:40.680 Yo, yo, me know Elon Musk, yeah.
00:13:42.860 We just wrote a track about him, actually.
00:13:45.820 I saw, yeah.
00:13:46.880 You said in your track that you're richer than Elon Musk.
00:13:49.880 You're right, because him has got a trillion,
00:13:53.120 I has got a zillion dollars, isn't it?
00:13:55.980 And a zillion is like five times bigger than a trillion, isn't it?
00:14:01.200 That's a lot, yeah.
00:14:02.200 Yeah, I mean, he's got a video for it.
00:14:03.720 Yeah, this is the track.
00:14:05.080 This is the track.
00:14:06.080 Look.
00:14:07.160 Hold on.
00:14:07.900 Hold on.
00:14:08.380 What else does he have in that jacket?
00:14:09.840 Honestly, it could be anything.
00:14:10.920 I just got...
00:14:12.920 Yeah.
00:14:16.320 I is back.
00:14:18.900 I is richer than the Elon.
00:14:20.620 Book up, book up.
00:14:21.900 Elon got a trillion.
00:14:22.920 hear me now
00:14:28.940 hear me now
00:14:31.440 no he ain't
00:14:33.780 why aren't you bobbing your head
00:14:48.720 this is 12 minutes long
00:14:52.920 No, I get it.
00:14:55.340 I totally get it.
00:14:59.540 Yeah, no, dude.
00:15:00.700 Yeah.
00:15:01.420 Yeah.
00:15:01.740 To your point, I haven't seen him wear a chain.
00:15:05.160 He got no chain.
00:15:06.200 Seriously, he never done a money spread.
00:15:07.720 I've never.
00:15:07.940 He doesn't even have any cash.
00:15:10.080 Yo, what I say in the song is that SpaceX is crap.
00:15:14.880 Right?
00:15:15.900 As you know.
00:15:17.000 How so?
00:15:18.680 Well, they all blow up all the time.
00:15:20.360 What blows up?
00:15:21.500 the the rockets right and him is just going up to space to have space sex because him can't get
00:15:28.440 none down here right him is boning them robots him is getting like robots with realistic list
00:15:34.940 punanis right they're stealing punanis from the third world and sticking them in these
00:15:40.340 space sex robots and him be boning them up on his up on his rockets right and him you know
00:15:50.180 him has boned some Martians,
00:15:52.520 and we read this on X,
00:15:54.600 him has boning Martians,
00:15:56.920 you know, what is them called?
00:15:58.420 Like, can we call them green girls?
00:16:02.040 Green boys?
00:16:04.460 Depends on the pronouns.
00:16:05.400 Yeah, the greens.
00:16:05.860 Yeah, I mean, don't want to be politically incorrect,
00:16:07.620 but, you know,
00:16:08.840 and no disrespect to all the Martians out there,
00:16:11.940 but, you know, watch out.
00:16:13.420 If there's a bloke out there,
00:16:15.640 him don't look like you,
00:16:17.160 him ain't green,
00:16:18.600 him got his dong out,
00:16:20.180 Be careful. 1.00
00:16:21.760 I'm going to bone you.
00:16:22.740 I'm named Elon, right?
00:16:26.800 Wear protection.
00:16:29.160 I ain't saying I'm got, like, some nasty lurky,
00:16:32.260 but I'm going to bone you a lot, you know? 1.00
00:16:35.600 You know, I'm got enough baby mamas.
00:16:37.240 But, you know, all you lot out there in the Martians, right?
00:16:43.480 Respect.
00:16:44.260 Big up your green selves.
00:16:46.520 Don't matter what color you is, black, white, green, or Pakistani.
00:16:49.720 we all come from the same place to punani big up yourselves elon musk coming down there
00:16:55.780 you you're very motivational like when you talk i uh i real thank you what does that mean no
00:17:03.480 motivational like i feel like what you're saying is like i it's you're really into equality
00:17:08.360 ali g have you ever considered ending racism well firstly the word is racialism
00:17:14.360 and yes me has yeah me does it every day you know we try and bone somebody from a different race
00:17:22.280 every week it depends when me julia is out of town but you know me had cheryl from uh kebabra dabra 1.00
00:17:30.520 me we didn't really bone her but me did you know she let me have a quick blowy and she is
00:17:37.620 can't remember what color actually she's white so yeah respect you and you and julia are expecting
00:17:44.040 a child yeah for real for no we is actually add a kid we's had a kid you know it was well bad 0.61
00:17:53.700 because we used the condom you know and it don't work contraception don't work because uh we used
00:18:00.720 the morning after condom and we still had a kid and the condom them is crap because we did it
00:18:08.080 properly i mean we tied it around the dong and pulled it really tight and we still got a preggers
00:18:13.540 you said a morning after condom yeah the morning after condom yeah me like bonder and then day
00:18:20.460 after you know me stuck it on and also me has now got broadband my house and so me had done like
00:18:29.080 me had got route got rid of all the muck all the all the sperms in my dong so i don't know how we
00:18:36.240 got you know we did like you know the that technique got it all really out everything
00:18:41.020 got all the muck out
00:18:42.340 and somehow
00:18:44.100 one was left
00:18:45.300 it got in there
00:18:46.240 and now 0.98
00:18:47.240 then she started
00:18:48.060 complaining
00:18:48.560 me had to carry it round
00:18:50.100 me had to carry it round
00:18:51.620 in me belly
00:18:52.300 nine months
00:18:53.140 me done this
00:18:54.300 me done that
00:18:54.920 and I was like
00:18:55.360 nine months
00:18:56.080 me had to carry around
00:18:57.560 that sperm 1.00
00:18:58.120 in my nuts actual 0.92
00:18:59.160 for 52 years
00:19:00.960 innit
00:19:01.600 you didn't see me
00:19:02.500 you know
00:19:03.100 crying about that
00:19:04.720 200 million 0.94
00:19:05.940 of these sperms 1.00
00:19:07.180 in my nuts
00:19:09.120 logan just had a kid recently what do you what do you think about the idea of uh him reproducing
00:19:15.760 bad idea no disrespect but no you don't want you don't want more of that you had the kid
00:19:21.900 what is your kid more more into the the body or the or the swingers is he a titty man or
00:19:29.760 so it's a i have a daughter she and she's only two years old so she hasn't really respect so
00:19:34.800 You probably don't want me to make sexual jokes about her.
00:19:38.720 You said him, so it's kind of like you were talking about someone that doesn't exist.
00:19:42.160 Well, you know, I just got a boy.
00:19:43.620 I just got a boy, right?
00:19:44.800 And like his dad, him is a titty man.
00:19:49.100 Into the tits, right?
00:19:50.300 Into the swingers.
00:19:51.860 But him is like sucking on me Julie's swingers the whole time, man.
00:19:56.880 I'm like, yo, give me some, you know, let me have a go.
00:20:01.780 And him can't get enough of them.
00:20:03.660 him is such a titty man him don't care if there him would be here with everyone in the room and 1.00
00:20:09.240 sucking him like and she's she's like she's like so loose with him she's like gets her swingers out
00:20:15.620 and he's like and he's like yes suck on that start sucking on this swing and him is like i don't know
00:20:22.200 what porn him has been watching but him literally him shat on her he's like disgusting i don't i'm
00:20:29.040 gonna i don't want to look at his internet history no it's really disgraceful and check it him is
00:20:34.540 like really into you know the old grooming thing and that kind of porn star look him last time we
00:20:41.180 checked suddenly him had no pubes like him is just trying to you know get into my girl
00:20:48.560 completely dissing me yeah yeah you have to watch out for that for sure uh do you know that mike had
00:20:56.620 a pretty prominent relationship
00:20:58.120 with a really famous porn star.
00:21:00.800 Respect.
00:21:01.880 It was a long time ago.
00:21:03.180 Was she a virgin?
00:21:04.400 Born again.
00:21:07.360 Born again virgin.
00:21:08.660 Respect.
00:21:09.340 What was that like?
00:21:10.120 Why did you marry her?
00:21:11.280 No, I didn't marry her.
00:21:12.240 Why not?
00:21:12.900 Oh, I see.
00:21:14.300 You like bone the porn stars,
00:21:16.280 but when it comes to the marriage,
00:21:18.380 them ain't good enough for you.
00:21:20.220 Somehow you want a girl 1.00
00:21:21.520 from the Ivy Leagues.
00:21:23.680 The girl from you porn 1.00
00:21:25.220 ain't good enough. 1.00
00:21:26.000 No, la-di-da-di-da.
00:21:28.560 Me, Mike, with me white gloves and me very dangerous food shops.
00:21:35.280 Me is just going to bone the porn stars.
00:21:39.040 But when it comes to marriage, me gets a girl from Princeton. 0.84
00:21:43.600 Not in Jamaica.
00:21:45.880 Princeton in the Ivy Leagues.
00:21:49.920 You got it.
00:21:50.460 Did you marry her?
00:21:52.420 No, no, we didn't marry.
00:21:53.600 We boned a lot.
00:21:56.000 That was pretty much it.
00:21:57.000 Yeah, well, she's probably an expert at that, isn't she?
00:21:59.400 Yeah.
00:22:00.060 Was she good?
00:22:02.460 Yeah, but honestly.
00:22:03.640 Don't objectify her. 1.00
00:22:05.700 She's more than a boning machine.
00:22:10.440 Did you talk? 0.99
00:22:11.480 Did you sluggle?
00:22:12.660 Did you talk?
00:22:13.320 Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:22:14.600 Did you read to her?
00:22:15.940 I helped her create a podcast.
00:22:18.640 That's shit.
00:22:19.560 What about the other stuff?
00:22:21.000 Cuddling.
00:22:21.700 What do you have against podcasts? 1.00
00:22:22.300 Oh, so that's why she boned you, basically. 1.00
00:22:24.660 Because of the podcast?
00:22:25.400 She knew she could get a podcast, didn't it?
00:22:27.560 No disrespect, but there ain't no other reason.
00:22:29.640 I don't know why.
00:22:30.720 Yeah, well, me does know why.
00:22:33.560 It was a very long time ago.
00:22:35.220 Oh, kind of like your last show with HBO.
00:22:37.460 How does it feel to be back on the scene?
00:22:40.040 You know, what happened was me had a show on HBO back in the day.
00:22:45.900 And we did one season.
00:22:47.440 Then we did two seasons.
00:22:48.400 We had enough of them ripping me off.
00:22:50.380 And so we said, this season, every show,
00:22:54.040 because like Friends, them got a million.
00:22:56.360 Me's like, me won 500 million up front, cash.
00:23:01.000 And them didn't reply.
00:23:02.860 So me held strong.
00:23:04.720 Me held strong.
00:23:05.360 Me didn't back down.
00:23:06.520 All them out there, don't back down.
00:23:08.880 And you know what them did?
00:23:10.660 Nothing.
00:23:12.080 For 20 years.
00:23:14.320 Are they involved with the new project?
00:23:16.960 No, not at all.
00:23:18.180 Not at all.
00:23:18.740 Me was wrong not to back down.
00:23:20.380 yeah they missed out they missed out on the they missed out they missed out to this this film we
00:23:25.600 got this movie it's a real life documentary about me coming here to find out to do season three of
00:23:32.920 hbo what else what else have you found out since you've been in the states do you like being in
00:23:37.540 the united states yo i mean what is mental is that 20 years ago me interviewed this fat bloke
00:23:45.120 this fat loser, right off the streets called Trump or something.
00:23:50.460 Me give him, this guy was some chubby bloke,
00:23:53.900 and there ain't no, me love them chubbies.
00:23:57.860 Me love them chubbies.
00:23:58.960 Me ain't this, ain't it?
00:23:59.700 Me ain't this, ain't it this?
00:24:01.200 Me love them.
00:24:01.900 Me love them round girls.
00:24:03.860 This was a round boy.
00:24:05.520 Off the street, this bloke was.
00:24:07.320 Me give him a business idea about an ice cream glove.
00:24:11.340 And him was like, no, me ain't into that.
00:24:13.280 Me ain't into that ice cream glove.
00:24:15.120 No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:16.280 Oh, that's rubbish.
00:24:17.540 What does him do?
00:24:19.380 Him make the ice cream glove.
00:24:22.020 And then, him become a billionaire.
00:24:25.340 Back then, him was married to a porn star as well.
00:24:29.500 Storming Norman Daniels or something.
00:24:33.140 And, him make a bit, check this out.
00:24:36.040 Him become president.
00:24:38.140 Now, him is hanging out in the White House
00:24:40.240 and Einstein's Island, isn't it?
00:24:43.240 You talking about Epstein?
00:24:45.120 who epstein jeffrey epstein we never got invited to none of those did you no i i didn't all right
00:24:53.040 no i didn't don't don't just ignore it but it we did have a just i was looking at the pdf here
00:24:58.000 it did the pdf yeah we well yeah we have a pdf pdf pat respect yep he's good uh yeah but i just
00:25:04.800 there is one sentence here that says uh that we heard that your name is in the epstein files is
00:25:08.960 that true you know i was in the einstein files for just being you know well clever you know a lot of
00:25:17.420 the uh e equals mcu that was mine you're talking about the theory of relativity what yeah like if
00:25:26.360 he was born your sister coming out with a bit of a you know a disabled one what he's doing is
00:25:32.600 combining like 12 different things right like he's talking about yeah but yeah but he yeah but
00:25:37.780 You're talking about the Einstein's theory of relativity.
00:25:40.300 No, that's what he's talking about.
00:25:41.280 Yeah, but that's the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
00:25:43.040 That's completely unrelated to the equation.
00:25:44.940 No, he equals MC Hammer, isn't it?
00:25:46.840 See, he's doing it again.
00:25:48.800 I ain't doing nothing again.
00:25:50.560 What's he doing again?
00:25:51.520 I just, look, I did watch your movie.
00:25:54.040 Oh.
00:25:55.940 I thought it was insane.
00:25:57.780 You know, it was insane.
00:25:59.440 But there was a guy in the beginning when you were trying to be the zookeeper.
00:26:03.360 For real.
00:26:03.800 And he said you should get your personality checked.
00:26:07.780 And after sitting with you for some time,
00:26:10.040 I could see how you could confuse some people
00:26:11.820 with just the way you are.
00:26:13.320 Thank you very much.
00:26:14.940 Yeah.
00:26:15.300 Appreciate that.
00:26:16.380 Have you ever opened a pack of Pokemon cards?
00:26:19.380 Yo, we don't want a Pokemon.
00:26:22.100 Why?
00:26:22.900 You know, like, respect and listen,
00:26:24.860 big up yourselves, all the buddy men out there.
00:26:27.280 You can't say that anymore because it's politically incorrect.
00:26:29.500 Gay lords, respect to yourselves.
00:26:34.020 LGBTs, respect yourselves.
00:26:36.080 But we don't want a Pokemon.
00:26:37.780 Definitely not, if we was going to experiment,
00:26:41.680 definitely not in front of this many cameras.
00:26:43.940 And definitely not with either of you.
00:26:45.400 You'd have to shave, actually.
00:26:47.520 I ain't cleaning, buddy.
00:26:49.300 Don't eat one of his burgers.
00:26:51.420 I love his burgers.
00:26:52.720 Well, I ain't got nothing in me, you know,
00:26:56.140 so my buddy all, you know, is empty.
00:26:59.600 Mr. G, can I ask you a question?
00:27:01.880 What do you think about...
00:27:02.460 Yes, what does he think he's been doing?
00:27:03.980 Why is he suddenly so polite?
00:27:05.800 Before you're just asking the questions,
00:27:08.700 and now, Mr. G.
00:27:11.220 Oh, Mr. G, don't please.
00:27:13.940 I've got to be on the right side of you
00:27:15.320 because you've told everyone I'll corrupt me burger places.
00:27:18.480 Oh, now I is polite.
00:27:19.920 Better suck on your dong.
00:27:21.480 Mr. G, we've got a question.
00:27:23.200 May I ask something?
00:27:24.680 I've got a podcast, but sometimes I've got to ask something.
00:27:28.560 All right.
00:27:29.280 Yeah, what is it?
00:27:30.040 What is it?
00:27:30.520 Before you ask your question,
00:27:32.760 I want you to know, bro.
00:27:34.880 Oh, man, he looked like he's eating one of his own burgers.
00:27:39.060 He's about to plop himself.
00:27:40.580 Did you see that face?
00:27:41.900 Like, he realizes, oh, my, I got high on my own supply.
00:27:47.640 Don't do that.
00:27:49.080 I love that Mike now has a product because, like, similar to Prime,
00:27:53.660 if someone shits on it, now you've got to navigate.
00:27:56.880 Yeah, but people only shit on it when they're—
00:27:59.680 Yo, they would only shit on it if your staff was eating their own product
00:28:02.820 and them literally would shit on their own burgers.
00:28:04.880 It's insane.
00:28:05.600 It's impossible.
00:28:06.620 What does someone, like I said earlier,
00:28:08.380 what does someone from the UK truly know about food?
00:28:10.920 He doesn't know anything about food.
00:28:11.940 He grew up on shepherd's pie.
00:28:14.040 He didn't have no shepherd's pie.
00:28:15.280 Their pudding has pig's blood in it.
00:28:17.820 For me, they didn't eat no pig's blood.
00:28:19.100 Me grew up on KFC.
00:28:21.320 It's not even real KFC in the UK.
00:28:23.440 It's like, it's made of, like, lamb.
00:28:26.420 Me grew up on punani.
00:28:29.920 What do you think about Logan Paul's hair?
00:28:32.680 Well, we said that.
00:28:33.660 him look like him look like bruno in it that you know buddy man
00:28:37.140 so you think you should cut it or yeah for no i'm not gonna cut it you can cut it what this
00:28:44.580 feels like we're setting up a bit where we's gonna cut your hair but me ain't got no scissors
00:28:48.600 like hold on wait a sec we already did that bit all right i've got nothing else in it
00:28:55.240 no no i'm not cutting my hair i gotta i gotta can i ask me we will cut your hair we would
00:29:01.180 But when we don't have anything, you know, we ain't prepared.
00:29:03.660 That's probably good.
00:29:05.300 Don't touch it.
00:29:06.520 Oh, that's me.
00:29:07.440 Hold on.
00:29:11.040 Watch out for the big goal.
00:29:12.300 Oh, shit.
00:29:12.640 Oh, shit.
00:29:15.340 Nothing.
00:29:16.800 What was you putting at?
00:29:17.880 Just, no, no, no.
00:29:18.540 Here, here.
00:29:19.820 Mr. G, Mr. G.
00:29:21.560 Just sit down.
00:29:22.460 No, no, no, no.
00:29:24.080 Your own phone, bro.
00:29:25.080 Yo, man, you got a leak.
00:29:26.240 Your phone, bro.
00:29:27.280 Yo, yo, don't worry.
00:29:28.480 Look, we're just...
00:29:29.480 No, Caleb, you have to zoom in on what fell out of his jacket.
00:29:32.220 Yo.
00:29:33.240 It's a whole sandwich, a big gulp spilled all over the floor.
00:29:38.020 Wait, Kevin, could you get the handy cam in here?
00:29:40.240 Don't waste it.
00:29:40.940 Don't waste it.
00:29:41.720 Jeff, Jeff, do you want the sandwich?
00:29:43.440 No, man.
00:29:43.800 Don't waste it.
00:29:44.520 Oh, my God, bro.
00:29:45.000 What type of sandwich is that?
00:29:46.180 Dude, his phone, he kicked his big gulp into his phone.
00:29:49.860 Yo, listen, sometimes if you want to be stylish, you're going to flex your fashion.
00:29:54.720 You're going to break some eggs, isn't it?
00:29:56.140 Mr. G, Mr. G, Mr. G, Mr. G, sit down.
00:29:58.700 Tell us about the fit.
00:29:59.220 Let's do a fit check. 0.96
00:30:00.600 Let's do a fit check.
00:30:02.360 Yo, I was wearing a hat.
00:30:03.900 No, please sit down because it's a podcast.
00:30:06.040 You've got to talk in the mic.
00:30:06.900 I think we might have sound up there too, maybe.
00:30:09.180 What, it's a podcast?
00:30:10.440 Yeah.
00:30:11.700 Yo, easy.
00:30:13.700 Yo, why is it suddenly so close to me?
00:30:17.220 Was that there before?
00:30:18.520 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:19.320 We have to hear what you're saying.
00:30:20.620 Yeah.
00:30:21.060 What's he's pointing at?
00:30:21.820 I was just going to have the table push back.
00:30:23.460 No, it doesn't matter.
00:30:24.420 Oh, continuity.
00:30:26.060 No, it's a podcast.
00:30:27.480 It doesn't matter.
00:30:28.660 You're going to cut me a word here, a word there.
00:30:31.780 You're going to make me look like a fool, like an idiot.
00:30:34.540 I ain't got a brain like I don't have a B-R-A-I-N.
00:30:39.740 B-R-I-A-N.
00:30:41.740 Whatever.
00:30:42.900 Like, I don't have an head.
00:30:44.820 You think I is thick?
00:30:46.240 Another shit is just falling out of there.
00:30:49.140 That ain't mine.
00:30:50.560 That ain't mine.
00:30:51.880 By the way, if I plop there, that's your fault, isn't it?
00:30:56.080 Mr. G, Mr. G.
00:30:57.060 Yo, sell that.
00:30:59.180 It'd be less dangerous than what you're selling, can't you?
00:31:01.520 Listen, people are starving in the world.
00:31:04.840 Gobble up.
00:31:05.760 And I ain't talking about my dong.
00:31:07.400 Can't eat that, dude.
00:31:08.440 It's soaked in Big Gulp juice.
00:31:10.240 It's disgusting.
00:31:10.980 I got a bit of chewing on my finger.
00:31:12.100 If you walked in and your son was hitting...
00:31:13.960 Yo, did you see that suddenly moved?
00:31:16.860 There's like a poltergeist.
00:31:19.020 Ectoplasm.
00:31:20.200 Me woke up this morning, there was an ectoplasm all over me, all over me shirt.
00:31:25.480 What does that mean?
00:31:26.300 ectoplasm like a poltergeist man you know all this sticky white stuff all over the place
00:31:31.880 there was me had been visited by by uh you know aliens or something what do you think about looks
00:31:39.200 maxing what was that if you walked in your son's bedroom and he was hitting himself in the face
00:31:46.180 with a hammer in an attempt to look better or mog him is three weeks old so okay but by the way
00:31:54.140 He's well immature.
00:31:55.260 He, like, can't talk.
00:31:57.900 He's like an idiot.
00:31:59.640 I was like, yo, go and get me something.
00:32:02.020 He was like, eh.
00:32:03.060 He's like, lazy.
00:32:04.720 This boy's a fool.
00:32:06.080 Yeah.
00:32:06.800 Just all in one is sex all day long.
00:32:10.800 Just sucking on the, just base tool.
00:32:13.500 Just sucking on the swingers all day long.
00:32:15.940 Perf.
00:32:18.720 Useless.
00:32:20.380 You know, and by the way, it's his mother.
00:32:23.020 I go, this is your mother's swingers.
00:32:25.400 That is insects, isn't it?
00:32:27.420 Yeah.
00:32:28.720 Insects.
00:32:29.300 Are they?
00:32:29.640 Yo, why is you repeating what I say?
00:32:32.480 You've got, like, mentally challenged people in it.
00:32:35.440 He is a little bit.
00:32:36.340 He's a little bit.
00:32:37.220 Yo, don't repeat what I say.
00:32:39.380 Yeah, don't do it.
00:32:39.920 Jeff, don't do that.
00:32:40.440 That was crazy.
00:32:41.360 Don't do that, Jeff.
00:32:41.660 Or, like, respect.
00:32:42.800 Yeah, don't do that anymore.
00:32:43.800 Yeah, don't do that again. 0.99
00:32:44.840 Insects.
00:32:45.420 No, no, no.
00:32:46.100 No, it's fine.
00:32:46.760 Every set is what he said.
00:32:48.140 Insects are boning your own mum, which is maybe how you got produced, isn't it?
00:32:52.940 Maybe you just, maybe, maybe just, maybe you don't know.
00:32:56.700 No, no, Jeff.
00:32:57.380 I'm part of your people.
00:32:58.140 Jeff.
00:32:58.760 Jeff.
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00:34:58.300 Hello?
00:34:59.360 What's your favorite scary podcast?
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00:35:26.240 I'm Hamza.
00:35:27.200 And I'm Martin.
00:35:27.920 And we're the hosts of Out of Character.
00:35:29.740 It's a podcast, I know.
00:35:31.300 There's a lot of them to listen to these days.
00:35:33.220 How are you going to get to us?
00:35:34.420 Well, there's a specific reason why you should listen to us.
00:35:36.780 We are the best podcast in the entire world, I swear.
00:35:40.580 I know, bold.
00:35:41.840 But why don't we list some of the things we might talk about on a regular episode?
00:35:45.420 So sometimes we'll talk about, I don't know, the Uber driver we just had.
00:35:49.180 And how nice they were, or if we tipped them or not.
00:35:52.220 Come and find out.
00:35:53.360 Sometimes we'll talk about that weird news story from last week.
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00:36:26.760 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.
00:36:30.060 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me.
00:36:34.180 I'm Lexi Iwano. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:36:39.360 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,
00:36:44.420 occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
00:36:48.880 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you today.
00:36:55.380 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business. And I've always got
00:37:01.620 something to say. If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the
00:37:06.320 world we're gonna talk about dating relationships beauty getting older and a little wiser we're
00:37:12.060 best friends but we don't always agree because you told us how accommodating you are obviously
00:37:17.140 i would do what i think i could do to to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i can fight
00:37:21.720 don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me
00:37:28.500 liar listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
00:37:34.120 i don't really care
00:37:36.320 to the show are they good boobs them is the bestest in the whole of the m40 region
00:37:43.360 if you go to langley village you ain't gonna find swingers that of that quality if you go to
00:37:49.420 to eggham high street you ain't gonna find swingers that is that fly she's got the best swingers
00:37:56.600 within like three miles what about selfridges selfridges yo that's nowhere near there do you
00:38:03.260 Do you know nothing about the Berkshire region?
00:38:07.100 Has you ever been to Windsor Castle?
00:38:09.840 You know, me used to, you know Prince Harry?
00:38:12.660 Yes.
00:38:13.600 Me used to actually be his dealer.
00:38:15.840 Me used to be his dealer.
00:38:17.700 What did he buy?
00:38:19.120 A bit of, you know, Berkshire Cush, you know, the local ganja.
00:38:23.220 And then me went to Wimbledon.
00:38:25.420 In was there.
00:38:26.740 They have the royal box there.
00:38:28.340 You know what the royal box is?
00:38:30.020 I think so.
00:38:31.500 You know Wimbledon?
00:38:32.640 You know what Wimbledon is?
00:38:33.600 Tennis.
00:38:33.920 Yeah, of course.
00:38:35.040 Well, you say of course.
00:38:35.980 You've got no idea where the Royal Box is.
00:38:37.380 Not of course.
00:38:38.460 It's where the royals sit to watch Wimbledon.
00:38:41.080 Yeah, so Wimbledon.
00:38:43.440 And so there's the Royal Box there, right?
00:38:46.200 I'm not talking about Kate's Pornani, right?
00:38:49.140 And we tried to get into the Royal Box.
00:38:51.400 We didn't try and get into Kate's Pornani.
00:38:54.200 Although, me ain't saying that.
00:38:56.020 Me isn't.
00:38:56.620 You know, I mean, Prince Harry likes a bit of flavor.
00:39:00.080 Perhaps Kate does as well.
00:39:01.440 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:02.640 But anyway, why did you bring up Wimbledon?
00:39:07.180 Are you a fan of tennis?
00:39:08.980 No, of course not.
00:39:10.180 How dare you?
00:39:11.840 How dare you?
00:39:12.900 Of course I ain't.
00:39:15.940 Are you aware that there's a poly market for the world's sexiest man
00:39:19.960 and Ali G has a 13% chance of winning, according to traders?
00:39:25.740 Me did not know that.
00:39:27.680 What do you think about that?
00:39:28.980 You're behind Noah Weil.
00:39:31.320 Who him is?
00:39:32.180 Who is he?
00:39:32.640 uh he's a he's the guy who's ahead of you at 79 percent who is he he's got 79 and i's got 13
00:39:38.100 yeah but you're ahead of which one is more 79 is more than 13 but you're ahead of ryan gosselin
00:39:43.220 so you claim ryan gosselin yeah he's at three percent you're you have 10 more percents than
00:39:47.200 ryan gosselin yeah i ain't surprised tell him has who's at 2.8 clavicular has 2.8 percent
00:39:52.580 clavicular all right we know him he is the idiot who like like runs into walls or whatever no he's
00:39:59.540 the one who does the bone smash he puts a hammer on his dong or whatever no on his face to shape
00:40:03.880 it really doesn't have a brain does it you he's actually uh he's actually a pretty impressive
00:40:11.080 young man i think uh like i think uh i think yeah i don't really know what's going on but he
00:40:17.120 him is taking a hammer and smashing his face him sound like him is a bit of a
00:40:22.640 retardant list i don't know what the politically incorrect term is but
00:40:29.480 yeah i mean i don't know he's i think we said we said artist artist is autistic what kind of
00:40:37.160 stuff does he do paintings or drawings i know oh sorry not not artist he's an artist all right
00:40:43.940 yeah what kind of like famous one or is him selling stuff him is a record is he represented
00:40:50.740 Online courses, online courses, where you can go to his course now and you can learn
00:40:54.580 how to, you can hang groceries from your penis to extend your penis.
00:40:58.080 That's what he does.
00:40:58.660 He'll hang like a bag of beans, like beans, toast.
00:41:01.960 To extend his dong?
00:41:03.520 Yeah.
00:41:03.660 That's right.
00:41:05.440 How much is this?
00:41:06.640 Me don't need it.
00:41:07.740 Me need the shortening.
00:41:09.320 Me need the shortening.
00:41:10.240 I don't, yeah, he doesn't offer that.
00:41:11.560 Respect.
00:41:12.700 You think if, do you think.
00:41:13.940 What did you say to me?
00:41:14.980 It's got a big dong live on your podcast?
00:41:17.840 No.
00:41:18.420 I didn't say that.
00:41:19.180 Yeah, me think you did?
00:41:20.240 No.
00:41:20.740 Into camera?
00:41:23.080 Because I was in LA just, you know, like today and tomorrow.
00:41:27.540 I was Best Western Hotel, room 574.
00:41:31.860 What did you say?
00:41:32.620 That's got a massive dong?
00:41:33.800 No, I ain't.
00:41:35.040 You said that.
00:41:36.040 No, me don't.
00:41:37.220 No, me don't.
00:41:39.080 574.
00:41:40.080 Have you got a lot of honeys?
00:41:41.260 No, I have my wife.
00:41:43.580 All right. 0.96
00:41:45.460 Who's she? 0.56
00:41:46.740 Her name's Nina.
00:41:48.800 You seem unsure.
00:41:50.740 Why did you suddenly...
00:41:52.220 Is she fit?
00:41:53.660 Yeah, she's really fit.
00:41:55.580 Yeah.
00:41:56.820 Can we see a photo? 1.00
00:41:59.300 Has you got any rude photos of her? 1.00
00:42:00.860 Yeah, I got some photos. 0.98
00:42:02.560 Let's have a look. 1.00
00:42:03.640 You want to see a photo of my wife? 1.00
00:42:05.340 Yeah, for sure. 0.99
00:42:07.960 Let's have a look.
00:42:09.020 He is the guest.
00:42:10.860 He is the guest.
00:42:12.060 I just told you about the most personal details,
00:42:14.620 about my nutsatchel,
00:42:16.180 about my son and his porn addiction,
00:42:19.080 about him shaving his own pubes.
00:42:21.760 This is her. 0.97
00:42:22.380 She's on the Puerto Rican
00:42:23.160 national flag football team.
00:42:25.140 It's her hobby.
00:42:25.980 Yeah, she's all right.
00:42:28.020 Yeah.
00:42:28.680 I mean, fine.
00:42:30.520 Okay.
00:42:32.480 I thought it was a good...
00:42:33.420 I thought it was a good photo.
00:42:35.980 It's a beautiful photo.
00:42:36.940 Yeah, not bad.
00:42:37.420 If you like that kind of thing.
00:42:39.780 Yeah.
00:42:40.520 I do.
00:42:41.280 I do like it.
00:42:41.960 And she was born what? 0.79
00:42:43.220 What gender?
00:42:43.500 Yeah, she was born.
00:42:45.240 Born which gender? 1.00
00:42:46.680 She was born a woman
00:42:47.800 and she's maintained that throughout her life respect respect you know me don't like to assume
00:42:52.260 me either and i by the way i asked her recently if she had to prove it how would she do it and
00:42:56.000 she told me so you ain't never women you've got a kid but you ain't seen her poorly i've seen it
00:43:02.020 yeah because if you ain't sure if she's got one i was sure how did this kid turn as you had as
00:43:10.240 you bond her yeah because it's suspicious for me and we're just telling you this if you've got a
00:43:15.940 kid but you ain't boned her no i and you i mean no you look like the son of god but it's a bit
00:43:22.240 weird if you ain't boned and she's suddenly got a kid i know even me know that no i know and i
00:43:27.540 has got a brain of an eight-year-old what that's what you said that's what you said
00:43:32.220 show some respect that's what you said i's got a massive brilliant b-r-i-a-n
00:43:40.260 no i was just curious it was like we just you know we're married so i was just giving her
00:43:46.500 prompts like if you if you were in court and you had to prove that you're a woman how would you do
00:43:50.120 it and she said she gave birth i thought it was a good answer she gave birth she gave birth to my
00:43:54.100 daughter hard stop that's to me that means she's a woman how do you know did you see her give birth
00:43:59.820 i was there i was right there how do you know it was her daughter
00:44:03.020 what's going on what is he doing it's it's how did you know it's a good question how did you
00:44:14.520 know it's definitely hers especially with ai and everything these days ai
00:44:19.300 yeah like ai check just double check yeah we while we're looking at pictures of people
00:44:29.480 I'd like to show you a few pictures
00:44:31.680 can I show you a few pictures 1.00
00:44:32.900 what do you think about this woman 1.00
00:44:36.100 that's you before you grew a beard 0.98
00:44:38.420 yo it's good
00:44:43.660 you trimmed the hair a bit
00:44:45.820 grew a beard
00:44:46.960 respect
00:44:48.240 what do you think about this person
00:44:53.340 who's that
00:44:54.500 that's Mr. Beast
00:44:57.540 oh you know
00:44:58.920 Oh, that's well out of order because me copyrighted the name Mr. Beast for me dong, right?
00:45:05.760 So that is theft.
00:45:07.220 He's also got a name for me balls that me also copyrighted called the Bezos Twins.
00:45:13.500 So, yeah, you know, me is going to sue him.
00:45:16.960 Okay.
00:45:18.380 We'll just keep turning.
00:45:19.480 I got it.
00:45:20.040 I'm listening.
00:45:20.900 I'm in the middle of something here.
00:45:22.040 What is he doing?
00:45:23.280 What is he in the middle of?
00:45:24.960 I'm in control of this fucking iPad.
00:45:26.720 No, you have control of your restaurants too, man.
00:45:30.460 You shouldn't be here.
00:45:31.760 You should be at your restaurant cleaning up,
00:45:35.760 making sure people ain't, like, scratching their nuts
00:45:39.060 and then putting it in the burger
00:45:40.600 and, like, cleaning their body holes with burger buns.
00:45:44.680 Would you have Jackson do that?
00:45:45.220 Like, you shouldn't be here, man.
00:45:46.920 You should have some, you should have a bit of pride in your business.
00:45:50.280 Everybody out there.
00:45:51.940 Do you want to be a loser like this guy?
00:45:53.860 If you start a business, you've got to be there.
00:45:55.900 Don't be here, like, mucking around.
00:45:58.200 Ooh, I've got this amazing sobriety coming.
00:46:01.100 I was going to hang out with him.
00:46:02.500 Go there, clean up, clean the vom and all the diarrhea.
00:46:06.080 You shouldn't be here.
00:46:07.240 HBO dropped you like a bad habit.
00:46:10.040 How's that for 20 years?
00:46:12.040 You haven't heard from HBO.
00:46:13.420 You've got a bad attitude.
00:46:14.480 Yeah, well, yeah.
00:46:15.220 Seriously, how has he got a podcast?
00:46:16.880 He's got a terrible attitude.
00:46:17.880 No, it's actually my podcast.
00:46:19.400 Oh, same as again.
00:46:20.380 Who is him?
00:46:21.180 No, seriously, why is he doing it?
00:46:24.000 What is it?
00:46:24.440 Oh, he's like, grumpy face.
00:46:25.900 He can't speak.
00:46:27.600 Can we continue, please?
00:46:29.800 You know, like five minutes, he's not staring.
00:46:33.680 And why are we playing musical chairs?
00:46:35.840 What is that?
00:46:36.580 No, because he's still on Mr. Beast.
00:46:39.620 Are you ready?
00:46:40.400 No, we did him already.
00:46:44.760 Yo, that's, oh, who's that?
00:46:48.000 Who's that?
00:46:49.160 That's one of the Jenners.
00:46:50.560 Kylie Jenner.
00:46:51.420 Oh, that's the one who used to be the triathlete, isn't it?
00:46:53.900 who was in the Zempick Games, right?
00:47:01.800 And then Imanda went gender reassignment surgery or something?
00:47:05.320 That was – I got to get this right. 1.00
00:47:08.260 That is – that's her mom?
00:47:12.600 Her – no, you're referring to –
00:47:15.540 Oh, yeah, we're canceled now, dude.
00:47:17.820 Now your – hey, by the way, your podcast.
00:47:20.620 This was said on your podcast, not ours, dude.
00:47:23.900 You're talking about Caitlyn Jenner.
00:47:24.960 Jenner Reassignment.
00:47:26.800 Jenner Reassignment.
00:47:31.080 You seem worried.
00:47:33.280 I'm good.
00:47:34.560 I'm good.
00:47:35.360 I got a job.
00:47:37.620 And then I...
00:47:38.120 What is it?
00:47:39.220 I'm a wrestler.
00:47:40.860 You as a wrestler?
00:47:41.840 Professional wrestler, yeah.
00:47:43.100 In the WWE.
00:47:44.260 Your parents must be very proud of you.
00:47:47.080 Yeah, I think so.
00:47:48.240 Yeah.
00:47:49.580 When's the last time you wrestled?
00:47:51.480 It's been months.
00:47:52.060 I tore my tricep, getting over a tricep.
00:47:54.300 How did you do that?
00:47:55.180 By wanking or?
00:47:56.920 No, no, no.
00:47:57.700 The Dawkins jumped on me.
00:47:59.620 Who did?
00:48:00.160 Dawkins, 300 pound guy.
00:48:01.820 Stephen Dawkins.
00:48:05.140 No, Andrew.
00:48:07.120 Yeah, if he didn't get his wheelchair up then, what, it fell on you?
00:48:10.820 Tore your?
00:48:11.480 No, he was like a dive to the outside and I was there and he landed on me and I tore my tricep.
00:48:17.460 Ripped off the bone.
00:48:18.340 Sorry about that.
00:48:19.380 Thanks, man.
00:48:22.060 ah that is uh sydney swingers yo yo respect respect we said the other day that the only
00:48:32.200 merger me doing hollywood is my dong and her babylons can you imagine her kid what she what
00:48:39.820 he's gonna want to do when he's born may know exactly what he's gonna do and i was gonna be 0.52
00:48:43.580 joining as well better hope better hope scooter brawn doesn't hear that one who's that it's her
00:48:54.140 uh her boyfriend yeah her man what is him a him is is him a tough guy he's he's yeah he's he's a
00:48:59.880 gangster yeah he's a gangster he's a gangster he's a gangster he's a big time big time a lot of power
00:49:03.580 and authority yeah respect they call him the top boy here oh really yeah why are you like smirking
00:49:10.720 and rubbing your nose and like...
00:49:13.340 He used to do crack.
00:49:14.740 A lot of it.
00:49:15.260 You do it, yeah.
00:49:15.900 Is he high?
00:49:17.380 Not right now, but I was.
00:49:19.520 For 10 years straight.
00:49:20.600 Are you high enough to eat one of your own burgers?
00:49:24.440 You're coming to the fucking...
00:49:25.480 You're coming back to the burger shop.
00:49:26.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:27.280 I ain't never going to a burger shop.
00:49:29.100 You gotta go back.
00:49:29.960 Please, me telling you, don't go there.
00:49:32.660 You have to go back.
00:49:33.460 Don't go there.
00:49:33.920 Give another shot.
00:49:34.840 Actually, if you want to lose weight,
00:49:36.200 you can't afford the Zen Pin, go there.
00:49:39.200 Go there.
00:49:39.760 You will lose enough weight.
00:49:42.080 Okay, one more.
00:49:43.160 One more.
00:49:43.700 How many we got here?
00:49:44.680 Last one.
00:49:46.400 Yo.
00:49:47.360 Oh, that's that bloke, isn't it?
00:49:49.880 It's Sacha Belen Cohen, isn't it?
00:49:52.480 Ooh, ooh, ooh, la-dee-da.
00:49:56.140 Ooh, me is well serious.
00:49:58.160 Ooh, me is on 60 minutes.
00:50:00.200 La-dee-da.
00:50:01.360 Ooh, me got a massive dong.
00:50:03.260 Ooh, me is single now.
00:50:04.880 Ooh, me staying in Chateau Marmont.
00:50:07.140 Bungalow 6.
00:50:08.480 Ooh.
00:50:08.880 Oh, me bone you with me massive dong and then me snuggle you
00:50:13.220 and me's like really attentive.
00:50:14.820 Oh, we think that we is impressed with that?
00:50:17.980 No.
00:50:18.960 Oh, me is clever and sensitive.
00:50:22.060 Oh, piss off, Sacha Belen Cohen.
00:50:26.340 Oh, me is looking for like a really serious relationship.
00:50:29.760 Oh, piss off. 0.90
00:50:31.500 Wanker.
00:50:32.540 Complete wanker. 0.95
00:50:33.700 I've seen him with some girls I know.
00:50:37.500 Yo.
00:50:38.680 Hot girls, dude.
00:50:40.160 No, this guy.
00:50:41.560 No, I'm telling you.
00:50:44.100 I'm telling you. 1.00
00:50:45.900 I know these girls.
00:50:46.540 I won't name them on the show, Ali, but I know these girls.
00:50:49.300 No, no, no.
00:50:49.800 I'm Mr. Batuman.
00:50:50.800 Next, next.
00:50:51.600 Come on.
00:50:52.140 That's it.
00:50:52.840 I think we just.
00:50:53.460 Oh, that's another one.
00:50:54.980 We're the same bloke.
00:50:56.380 Finally, with his clothes on.
00:50:58.660 Finally, with his clothes on.
00:50:59.820 Let's see if anyone starts listening to him now he's wearing a top.
00:51:02.760 do you think china will beat us in the ai wars yeah probably depends on the data sets but you
00:51:11.780 know let's see can you can you can you elaborate a little bit more on the data sets well you know
00:51:22.760 it's like who's doing the curation of the information for the zulu nation in the total
00:51:28.660 Celebration, hear me now on the PlayStation.
00:51:33.340 Do you know Chet Hanks?
00:51:36.320 Chet, man, that bloke is a cultural appropriator, man.
00:51:40.260 We don't have nothing to do with him.
00:51:41.640 Cultural appropriator, stealing someone's language.
00:51:43.880 A fool.
00:51:45.320 A white man speaking like him from Jamaica.
00:51:49.340 What a rascal.
00:51:51.640 Bamba clout.
00:51:53.720 Dude, I had my hair braided for a vlog once.
00:51:58.660 And I didn't really think much of it.
00:52:01.500 Yeah, it seems like you don't think much of much, but anyway.
00:52:06.380 Yeah.
00:52:07.380 No, that's true.
00:52:08.300 That's totally true.
00:52:09.040 Yo, is you texting someone?
00:52:10.700 No, I'm doing some research.
00:52:13.020 Yeah, deep research.
00:52:16.320 Hey, do you use chat, GPT?
00:52:18.040 You talking to AI?
00:52:18.940 Chat, B-O-T.
00:52:21.320 Yeah, for all.
00:52:22.720 What are you talking to your chat, GPT?
00:52:24.500 I was like, yo, who is that?
00:52:26.020 And it's like, you'll be Ali G.
00:52:27.700 Yeah.
00:52:28.000 you know sometimes i forget you know when i've a terrible diarrhea and i was like on the floor
00:52:33.940 all night sometimes i have to wake up and go what is that so look we're obviously headed towards a
00:52:40.540 uh an ai future i think there's gonna be you know humanoid robots running around and uh it's gonna
00:52:46.300 be it's gonna be a pretty interesting time to be alive an interesting world to live in uh do you
00:52:51.480 think do you think sex robots will exist for and and if so what does consent look like for a sex
00:52:57.460 robot you know dem exists now because like about two months ago me walked in on me julie
00:53:04.420 and there was there was a before there was a bloke in the bed boning her right like
00:53:12.820 you know doing a good job actually i was like i was jealous i was upset i was like respect
00:53:20.120 and i said what's going on it was a sex robot it was an ai sex robot she like explained it
00:53:28.620 and the robot like you know got off cleaned its dong on the curtains and then like marched off
00:53:36.540 like you know and then come back in put his underpants on and then you know put his like
00:53:43.260 you know come back in again and put his like you know postal worker uniform on you sure it was a
00:53:49.420 robot robot and the weird thing was three weeks later the same robot in the room also in the
00:53:59.440 middle of the afternoon boning her again but it ain't cheating because it's a robot it's not right
00:54:06.140 what it's not it's not cheating you're cool it's a robot it's not it's practicing it you're fine
00:54:11.460 with it yeah she well she was like i is getting ready for you are you is the greatest you know
00:54:16.320 You are such a great lover.
00:54:18.020 Me has to keep in training.
00:54:19.480 You know, like the greatest athletes.
00:54:22.180 You know?
00:54:23.180 Like Usain Bolt.
00:54:27.520 Him training.
00:54:28.600 She's in training for me.
00:54:30.500 Yep. 0.99
00:54:30.940 If you were having sex with a sex robot,
00:54:35.460 would she be okay with that?
00:54:36.820 No, no. 1.00
00:54:37.640 She would chop my dong off. 1.00
00:54:39.040 Really?
00:54:39.520 Yeah, she made it well clear. 1.00
00:54:41.000 She said, if you cheat on me, 1.00
00:54:42.480 I will chop your dong off. 1.00
00:54:43.860 But that's not cheating. 0.99
00:54:44.620 because it's a it's a just a robot right you tell that to majority she is well jealous
00:54:50.280 she does seem pretty territorial yeah for will for will so you don't did she end up going out 0.97
00:54:57.000 with that realtor from the movie she did not although there was when we were doing a movie
00:55:02.120 there was a lighting robot a guy doing the lighting who was very realistic robot that
00:55:12.300 was also boning her to keep her in practice seems like she's been boning a lot of robots
00:55:17.920 yeah for real for all she's keeping you know top physical strength and you know practice 0.98
00:55:24.180 do you ever cry during sex women how long is this in i was told like five minutes
00:55:29.800 like eyes mashed he's been holding in a shit created by you well we just keep on going yeah
00:55:37.260 we know we ran it we we took as much time as possible and that's that was part of our plan
00:55:41.620 too they said 30 minutes we were like so you you was deceptive you come in you deceive your guests
00:55:47.540 i came in here expecting one thing i was i was manipulated i was deceived 100 i expected one
00:55:55.660 thing i didn't expect a guy who like stares into the 20 like a bad wrestler from the 80s
00:56:04.460 What the fuck?
00:56:05.700 Dude, I'm sick.
00:56:07.000 I'm great.
00:56:08.000 I'm not talking about you.
00:56:08.840 I'm talking about him.
00:56:09.680 Wait, me too?
00:56:11.160 The wrestler does this.
00:56:13.060 Yeah, I know.
00:56:13.640 But the wrestler, that was definitely a shot at me.
00:56:15.740 Yeah, for sure.
00:56:16.340 No, that ain't a shot at you.
00:56:18.320 You is like Alex Hill with a beard, isn't it?
00:56:21.040 Yeah.
00:56:21.960 We got enough respect to RuPaul's.
00:56:24.320 All right, we'll get you out of here.
00:56:24.740 But what, we just chill out here?
00:56:26.020 I mean, you know, man got a flight to New York.
00:56:28.960 Yeah, you're busy.
00:56:30.020 I said, I'm busy.
00:56:30.740 I got time to chill with, you know, whatever you blokes do.
00:56:34.200 Yeah, we get it.
00:56:34.940 I actually don't know what you do.
00:56:36.880 We just talk.
00:56:37.380 I mean, there's no way you as a wrestler.
00:56:39.460 That's your job.
00:56:40.360 I swear to God.
00:56:41.140 And what does you actually do?
00:56:42.600 Cheeseburgers.
00:56:43.300 Yeah, well, give that up.
00:56:45.240 Okay.
00:56:45.820 You is in.
00:56:46.740 Yo, I ain't a career specialist, but you is in the wrong career.
00:56:49.680 You don't need chat BLT to tell you that.
00:56:52.120 I will get you out of here.
00:56:52.780 Give that up.
00:56:53.420 Dude, Ali G, ladies and gentlemen.
00:56:55.220 Wow.
00:56:57.140 Represent. 0.98
00:56:57.980 We'll get someone to clean up the big gulp.
00:57:00.080 Yeah, you might have that.
00:57:01.080 You can have to offer that.
00:57:03.060 Not even one Booyakasha the whole time.
00:57:05.200 All right, all done.
00:57:07.300 Booyakasha!
00:57:09.980 Thank you, Ali G.
00:57:10.820 I don't come here and do my catchphrases.
00:57:13.300 Ain't some monkey coming on here.
00:57:15.780 Yeah, we took a lot of his time, but you know it was worth it
00:57:18.060 because now everyone's excited to go see his movie,
00:57:20.420 Who Is I, October 23rd in theaters.
00:57:22.900 Congratulations.
00:57:24.540 Amazon-MGM merger, how great.
00:57:26.560 Shout out Jeff Bezos.
00:57:27.620 All right, we'll see you guys.
00:57:28.280 Thanks for watching this episode of Impulsive.
00:57:29.440 Take it easy. Peace!
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