Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Andrew Santino on Bobby Lee & George Janko Fallout, Calls Out Theo Von, Roasts Mike for Being 41

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00:00:28.460 Bobby before you even say it

00:00:30.700 Is that George

00:00:32.020 No Bobby it's not

00:00:34.300 It's not George Bobby because you ran

00:00:36.640 Him off our show 0.80

00:00:37.780 Like Mao Zedong himself 0.99

00:00:40.860 Just like you always do 0.69

00:00:42.520 You set up a little spike trap

00:00:43.820 What's your name again

00:00:45.540 It doesn't matter

00:00:46.420 What's up Logan

00:00:49.100 Yo Bobby my guy

00:00:51.160 What's up bro

00:00:52.160 I love your podcast

00:00:55.020 Oh my god dude

00:00:58.460 painful or not at all right now dude uh so i've been i've been like brutally injured

00:01:11.980 like way more way more than this yeah yeah more than this this one's a long it will have the

00:01:17.940 longest recovery but all things considered it's the least inconvenient injury possible

00:01:22.920 Because I have my

00:01:24.120 Both hands

00:01:25.220 Yeah

00:01:25.500 I'm right handed

00:01:26.200 Yeah

00:01:26.480 I just can't bend it

00:01:28.080 So like texting is a little annoying

00:01:29.620 Single hand texts

00:01:30.740 You gotta do

00:01:31.400 You gotta do the one hand

00:01:32.160 Yeah

00:01:32.440 Which is

00:01:32.860 Which is

00:01:33.280 It's the worst

00:01:33.940 Hey hey

00:01:35.240 Bro

00:01:35.600 Andrew bro

00:01:36.520 Let's go

00:01:37.580 I love you

00:01:38.660 I love you

00:01:39.300 I love that you're here

00:01:40.020 I'm happy that we're here dude

00:01:41.060 Dude this is so great

00:01:41.980 But where the 0.96

00:01:42.880 F*** 0.95

00:01:43.680 Yeah 0.99

00:01:45.240 I didn't

00:01:45.620 I didn't want to start

00:01:47.480 I didn't want to start the show like this

00:01:49.280 That's how we should start the show

00:01:50.200 No no no no 1.00

00:01:50.900 This little fat dork 1.00

00:01:52.300 Dude 0.99

00:01:52.700 Where is Bobby Lee?

00:01:54.140 We're going to FaceTime him right now.

00:01:55.460 Dude, I was told he was coming.

00:01:57.180 Yeah, no, I was told he was coming.

00:01:58.840 I came from Seattle.

00:02:00.760 I was at my niece's graduation.

00:02:02.640 He's in L.A., got no excuses.

00:02:04.380 He gets to the airport.

00:02:05.140 They say there's an—this is how Bobby's up.

00:02:07.020 There's an air bubble in the engine.

00:02:09.940 I was like, no, that's not—

00:02:10.900 No way.

00:02:12.020 That's just a thing you're saying, dude.

00:02:13.680 Dude, you've been flying for the last 90 years of your life.

00:02:16.520 Hold on here.

00:02:17.200 Say hi.

00:02:18.140 Bobby, what are you doing and why?

00:02:20.980 What's going on, Bob?

00:02:21.720 What do you mean why?

00:02:22.380 Can you screen record that call so we can add it onto the screen?

00:02:25.920 The volume doesn't go through.

00:02:26.800 No, we don't need the volume.

00:02:27.780 We got the volume on the mic.

00:02:28.880 All right, hold on.

00:02:29.400 Here you go. 1.00

00:02:29.840 Screen record that fucking Chinese fucking speed kong. 1.00

00:02:35.300 Yeah, let him have it. 1.00

00:02:36.600 He's Korean. 1.00

00:02:37.800 I don't give a fuck, idiot. 1.00

00:02:39.620 Bob, go ahead. 1.00

00:02:40.340 Bobby, Bobby.

00:02:40.640 Tell your excuses.

00:02:41.620 Bobby, before you even say it.

00:02:43.120 Is that George?

00:02:45.220 No, Bobby, it's not.

00:02:46.600 It's not George, Bobby.

00:02:47.700 Because you ran him off our show

00:02:49.960 Like Mao Zedong himself 0.99

00:02:53.040 Just like you always do 0.69

00:02:54.700 You set up a little spike trap

00:02:56.020 Watch out

00:02:56.840 It doesn't matter

00:02:58.580 What's up Logan

00:03:01.240 Yo Bobby my guy

00:03:03.320 What's up bro

00:03:04.320 I love your podcast

00:03:07.180 Oh my god dude

00:03:09.260 Thanks Bobby

00:03:11.080 Bobby where are you

00:03:12.360 You did George's podcast

00:03:13.580 What

00:03:15.400 You did George's podcast.

00:03:17.040 Where are you?

00:03:18.080 I know.

00:03:19.940 Dude, my flight broke down, dude.

00:03:22.900 We heard there was an air bubble in the engine.

00:03:24.860 Yeah, tell him about the air bubble.

00:03:27.060 I don't know what air bubbles are, Don, but they had one.

00:03:31.060 This is bad, Bobby.

00:03:32.780 Dude, is he sleeping or his eyes always look like that?

00:03:35.540 No, he looks like that.

00:03:36.200 He's getting eye surgery.

00:03:37.080 We're getting eyelid surgery. 1.00

00:03:37.680 I'm Asian, you fuck. 1.00

00:03:38.500 You racist fuck. 1.00

00:03:39.480 I'm Asian. 1.00

00:03:41.280 Are you really getting eye surgery?

00:03:43.680 Dude, I'm opening my eyes up as big as I can right now, man.

00:03:49.520 I just want to tell you, thank you for the support, man.

00:03:51.720 You're always here for me.

00:03:53.120 You always do the thing that you need to do to support our bad friends' business,

00:03:56.940 and you've never faltered.

00:03:58.060 I got on the flight, and I was on the flight, dude.

00:04:02.020 Okay, so guess who came here from L.A.?

00:04:04.440 He did.

00:04:04.900 Well, hold on.

00:04:05.480 Bobby, was there not another flight?

00:04:06.780 Who, George?

00:04:07.320 No, there was another flight.

00:04:09.340 Was there not another?

00:04:10.280 No, there literally was another flight, and you didn't wait to go on it.

00:04:13.120 Bobby, let me ask you a question.

00:04:14.360 Did you take it as, like, a bad omen that the air bubble was there?

00:04:18.180 Yeah, dude.

00:04:18.940 Like, you know, I had an uncle that had it from an air bubble.

00:04:21.740 Yeah, but it was an air bubble in his vein from a heroin needle, Bobby.

00:04:24.600 That's a big difference, bro.

00:04:25.940 It's a huge difference.

00:04:26.240 I understand that.

00:04:26.660 I understand that's still an air bubble.

00:04:27.900 Yeah, good point.

00:04:29.100 It's a good point.

00:04:29.860 Yeah, dude.

00:04:30.160 We're going to miss you, Bobby.

00:04:31.520 Bob, before you go, can I ask you just to explain a couple things?

00:04:35.540 Because I've got to ask you.

00:04:37.380 When I found out you weren't coming,

00:04:38.800 I pulled up the 10 biggest atrocities 1.00

00:04:40.480 from Asian empires over the years.

00:04:42.340 Could you explain to me what happened

00:04:43.520 with either the Mongol conquest,

00:04:45.220 the Nanjing massacre,

00:04:46.560 or Unit 731 human experimentation?

00:04:48.560 I've got like a long list here 1.00

00:04:49.720 of all the things the Asians have done wrong. 1.00

00:04:51.680 Well, the human experimentation, 1.00

00:04:53.560 that's where I came in.

00:04:55.880 That's how I was born.

00:04:58.260 Okay, dude, that's it?

00:04:59.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:00.460 Yeah, that's it.

00:05:01.400 That's all I have.

00:05:02.000 Yeah.

00:05:02.660 Okay. 0.81

00:05:03.120 And I like the Mongols, man. 0.55

00:05:04.220 I like hawks and eagles. 0.99

00:05:05.520 You know what I mean

00:05:06.740 I like how they ferment their meat 1.00

00:05:08.700 And I like Genghis Khan

00:05:10.060 Yeah, Genghis was the man

00:05:11.420 Gucci huts or whatever they call them

00:05:13.300 You know what I mean

00:05:13.740 It's good

00:05:14.980 You're the best, buddy

00:05:17.300 That's really good

00:05:18.060 Love you, Bobby

00:05:18.520 Thanks, Bob

00:05:19.580 Hey, man, so excited to see you tomorrow night

00:05:21.060 Bye, Bobby

00:05:22.260 Yeah

00:05:22.560 Bye, Bobby

00:05:23.400 He knows I'm mad

00:05:24.900 I was gonna ask you like 0.97

00:05:26.340 He knows how fucking mad I am 0.98

00:05:27.860 He can tell I'm angry 0.99

00:05:28.860 I mean, bro

00:05:29.540 There was another flight

00:05:30.660 He could've done it

00:05:31.360 Would've been easy to do, too

00:05:32.620 Do you think knowing him

00:05:33.860 unless you're a bad friend knowing him as well as you do why did he not look at a second flight

00:05:38.940 did they no brother we had two people looking at flights he has two assistants and they both

00:05:43.060 looked at flights and there was another flight art he was just in the car on the way home when

00:05:47.560 we were like dude don't leave and he just left to go home was he just coming in for this podcast

00:05:53.480 yeah yeah so to be fair if i'm bobby and i want to lay in bed and do nothing i'd send you as a

00:06:01.500 sacrificial lamb to do his bidding how old are you 31 he's 55 years old no there's no way but

00:06:07.940 he's no way like 40 yeah he's got about 100 years to go assistants or quants or whatever he calls 0.97

00:06:13.580 them are they asian the flight bookers no one assistant one assistant is white he's right 0.76

00:06:19.120 one assistant is white that might be the problem and the other one's mexican that might be the

00:06:23.920 issue the mexican one well either i mean why not hire if you're gonna run numbers he's got one

00:06:28.500 white one mexican that's pretty good odds one of those people is gonna not get it wrong

00:06:32.160 Andrew's probably the more famous one.

00:06:33.840 Yeah, he's definitely more famous.

00:06:34.700 Well, more handsome and more normal, for sure.

00:06:36.760 I mean, you know, I didn't know how much they care about these seats 0.99

00:06:39.840 when he sits in them, but he's a little dirty little rat boy. 1.00

00:06:44.020 That's all. 0.99

00:06:44.260 He's my little sweet little rat boy.

00:06:45.940 It doesn't matter, dude.

00:06:46.960 He's trying his best.

00:06:48.200 And I love him to death.

00:06:49.900 And we came here to talk to you guys about that show.

00:06:52.160 We don't need to talk about it.

00:06:53.220 Now we should just not talk about it at all.

00:06:54.980 No, I want to talk about it.

00:06:55.960 No, we do.

00:06:56.460 I want to talk about it.

00:06:57.320 I actually would love to start with it because Logan will tell you,

00:06:59.780 Jeff will tell you, game shows are the most important thing in my life.

00:07:04.460 And I have a great mom and loved heroin at one point.

00:07:07.320 I would say if I could go on Jeopardy, I wouldn't even have to fly home from here.

00:07:12.940 I could become a vagabond and live in Salt Lake City.

00:07:15.200 I just, I need to go on Jeopardy.

00:07:17.960 Really? You're like that.

00:07:18.840 Do you load up? You know all those answers?

00:07:21.200 I know a lot of the answers.

00:07:22.200 You do like the Rosie Perez from White Man Can't Jump. 0.91

00:07:27.240 Correct.

00:07:27.480 I take it very seriously

00:07:29.700 But talk like Rosie right now

00:07:32.000 Rosie O'Donnell?

00:07:32.980 Rosie Perez

00:07:33.640 What is the quince?

00:07:38.500 I probably could have done Rosie O'Donnell better

00:07:40.300 Let me hear her

00:07:41.440 Can you believe this guy?

00:07:44.580 Okay 1.00

00:07:45.060 This guy's fucking crazy 0.99

00:07:46.880 Dude you got a future in impressions 1.00

00:07:49.240 You're telling me you saw what he did in the first term

00:07:51.920 And you elect Donald Trump again?

00:07:54.140 Donald Trump 1.00

00:07:55.060 Donald fucking Trump 1.00

00:07:56.500 That's good 1.00

00:07:57.580 And then Whoopi's there, too.

00:07:58.960 What is she doing?

00:08:00.700 You know, I didn't like Donald the first time around, either. 1.00

00:08:04.120 She's more Jewish now. 1.00

00:08:05.200 I don't know. 1.00

00:08:05.600 I guess they're all Jews. 1.00

00:08:06.560 Somehow she's. 1.00

00:08:06.920 I get paid by them, so I have to.

00:08:09.860 Dude.

00:08:10.180 We all do.

00:08:11.240 Dude.

00:08:12.320 I thought we were going to talk about Jews the whole time. 1.00

00:08:14.420 It's been all Asians. 1.00

00:08:15.240 So we did a game show. 1.00

00:08:16.160 It's called The Bad Game Show.

00:08:17.040 It comes out on our channel.

00:08:18.520 You guys got to do it next year when we redo it again.

00:08:21.000 When we do it again.

00:08:21.540 As guests?

00:08:22.400 100%.

00:08:22.800 It's celebrities going head-to-head, competing for a special prize.

00:08:28.080 We had Egg Bedley Jr. versus Howie Mandel.

00:08:31.500 We had Denzel Curry.

00:08:33.680 We had the Chain Smokers.

00:08:35.400 What is the premise of the game?

00:08:37.060 So the questions, I'll give you questions.

00:08:38.860 Let me see if you can do them.

00:08:39.800 I'll give you some questions.

00:08:43.020 There's a litany of different games we play, right?

00:08:45.360 There's multiple choice games.

00:08:46.840 There's trivia games.

00:08:48.040 There's physical games.

00:08:49.580 Like one of them we did, we did a game called Onion Ring Around the Rosie.

00:08:54.660 We had a little model of Rosie O'Donnell, and you threw onion rings on her head.

00:08:58.120 This is a great coincidence.

00:08:59.160 Why are you guys throwing these at me?

00:09:00.740 Exactly.

00:09:02.000 All right, so this game, let me see if you guys can get this.

00:09:04.700 This is good.

00:09:05.340 This game is called Hammer or Dahmer, and we're going to read you a quote,

00:09:09.100 and you tell us if it was Jeffrey Dahmer or Armie Hammer.

00:09:11.760 That's actually so good.

00:09:13.700 Amazing.

00:09:14.080 They share a lot of similarities.

00:09:15.420 Let's see.

00:09:15.880 Let's see.

00:09:16.340 Ready?

00:09:16.600 The first quote.

00:09:17.240 I really want to consume you.

00:09:20.140 Was that Armie Hammer or Jeffrey Dahmer?

00:09:21.680 I know that was Armie Hammer.

00:09:22.520 Armie Hammer.

00:09:23.520 Good, very good.

00:09:24.620 He said it to Paige Lorenz, a friend of ours.

00:09:26.900 I might be evil or sick or both.

00:09:30.660 Dahmer? 0.95

00:09:31.240 That's Army.

00:09:32.540 Army?

00:09:32.980 I know my Army literature. 1.00

00:09:34.220 That's a Dahmer. 0.75

00:09:35.100 That's a Dahmer, Dahmer. 0.83

00:09:36.560 That's a Dahmer.

00:09:37.560 Too long. 0.98

00:09:38.680 Nobody knows psychopaths like me.

00:09:39.940 This one's great. 0.93

00:09:41.360 I want to break you down into parts and keep you forever.

00:09:44.060 Yeah, that's Army, dude.

00:09:45.080 It's got to be Army.

00:09:45.920 What do you think?

00:09:46.480 Army.

00:09:47.120 Yeah, that's Army.

00:09:47.820 That's crazy. 0.58

00:09:49.420 Dude, I'm three for three on psychopaths. 1.00

00:09:52.020 I would cook it and look at the pictures and masturbate. 1.00

00:09:55.420 That's got to be Dommer. 0.99

00:09:56.660 That's insane.

00:09:58.160 No way.

00:09:58.940 No, it's Dommer.

00:09:59.540 I was going to say, how's this dude walking?

00:10:02.740 So we do a bunch of questions like that.

00:10:04.440 We do different games.

00:10:06.120 We do multiple choice trivia games.

00:10:09.440 Some of it's fun just to throw into another bit.

00:10:11.980 This is just good trivia.

00:10:12.920 If you're a Jeopardy guy, what famous musician's first car was a hearse?

00:10:16.740 Who had a hearse?

00:10:17.720 Springsteen, Hendricks, Dylan, or Neil Young?

00:10:22.180 I feel like it's going to be a trick question.

00:10:24.440 Was Morrison one of the answers?

00:10:26.700 Bruce Springsteen, Jimi Hendricks, Bob Dylan, or Neil Young?

00:10:29.760 Whose first card was a hearse? 0.99

00:10:30.780 Probably fucking Dylan, dude. 0.99

00:10:33.020 What do you think? 1.00

00:10:35.800 Probably Springsteen.

00:10:37.340 It's Neil Young.

00:10:38.400 Isn't that a trick?

00:10:39.120 Because I would think it'd be Springsteen.

00:10:40.760 You know, I asked him a question one time from the audience.

00:10:43.640 When they take questions from the audience, he was real mean to me.

00:10:45.760 My mom changed her whole outlook on Crosby, Stills, National Young.

00:10:48.800 She's over it. 1.00

00:10:49.560 Dude, he's kind of a dick. 1.00

00:10:50.820 He was a dick, huh? 1.00

00:10:51.640 No, Neil Young is low-key kind of a dick. 1.00

00:10:53.440 Say something to him right now. 0.99

00:10:54.300 He's watching.

00:10:54.740 He watches this.

00:10:55.480 You know he watches this.

00:10:56.400 Yo, if you're watching this right now, what's it? 0.99

00:10:59.580 Dude, I hope that harmonica gets fucking lodged in your... 1.00

00:11:02.860 You sit on it and it gets lodged in your ass. 1.00

00:11:04.880 Yes, yep, yep. 1.00

00:11:06.220 Hold on, Andrew, what's the special prize?

00:11:09.820 I can't tell.

00:11:10.360 You have to see the episodes.

00:11:11.960 Is it different each episode?

00:11:13.840 It's different each episode, yeah.

00:11:14.860 Something to be excited about winning.

00:11:18.200 Should we?

00:11:19.060 For some people, it would be.

00:11:20.340 I do think Jeopardy would be a good fit for you.

00:11:23.560 It's the only time I feel like I'm worth it.

00:11:24.820 Well, I'd be Wheel of Fortune, I'd be good at.

00:11:26.700 I can do that.

00:11:27.420 Jeopardy, I can't do.

00:11:28.480 I can guess what a word might be.

00:11:30.060 Did you ever see any of the bad guesses on Wheel of Fortune

00:11:32.440 where somebody just guesses the most racist?

00:11:34.540 Or they guess the same thing three times in a row,

00:11:36.700 different way, and they're like, what do you?

00:11:38.180 Bro, we said no.

00:11:39.040 How do you not know?

00:11:40.020 It's right there.

00:11:40.960 But that's the game show.

00:11:41.900 It's basically just me and Bobby,

00:11:43.480 a host of celebrities

00:11:44.940 10 episodes every week

00:11:46.260 on our YouTube channel

00:11:47.060 and we

00:11:47.440 it's crazy

00:11:48.780 it's like a fever dream

00:11:49.700 it takes place in

00:11:50.240 Bobby's mom's basement

00:11:51.100 Bobby's mom is there

00:11:52.360 she's cooking food

00:11:53.540 half the time

00:11:54.080 yeah

00:11:54.340 is she Korean?

00:11:57.740 you know I can't really tell

00:11:58.780 she could be Cuban huh?

00:12:01.800 she could be

00:12:02.500 wait isn't he half Korean? 0.99

00:12:04.840 no he's full 0.89

00:12:05.340 he's 100% full

00:12:06.080 oh oh

00:12:06.820 well no he's half

00:12:07.500 he's half north half south 0.96

00:12:08.480 so but it's still all Korean 0.99

00:12:10.000 it's still all Korean

00:12:12.360 Visit his dad, dude. 1.00

00:12:13.940 Which one of them is?

00:12:14.820 He goes to the DNC, they hug, and you got to disappear.

00:12:17.120 He had to all beat up, dude.

00:12:17.720 That's crazy.

00:12:18.660 It's nuts.

00:12:19.440 You got to jump in, jump out.

00:12:20.620 Wait, when you were casting, just knowing that, you know,

00:12:24.080 once again, speaking of bad friends,

00:12:26.040 when you knew you were going to have the first season of the show

00:12:28.800 and you started casting, like, who the guests were going to be,

00:12:31.360 was there a reason why you stared clear of Logan and I?

00:12:35.460 I'll tell you this.

00:12:36.340 A lot of people got offers.

00:12:37.400 A lot of people said no.

00:12:38.680 Okay, so that was what?

00:12:39.520 So you guys probably got something.

00:12:40.740 No, no, no.

00:12:41.060 I got to say this.

00:12:41.640 So that actually made it worse, what you just said.

00:12:43.720 Because not only did the people you wanted to come on that did come on come on,

00:12:46.840 but the ones that you wanted to come on that said no also were before us.

00:12:49.940 I bet you your team said no before you could say no.

00:12:52.300 Dylan, that's our team right there.

00:12:54.880 Yeah, but you're not the only one.

00:12:56.920 I don't take it as any.

00:12:58.760 Whoever your agents are, because they went through agencies to gauge interest

00:13:01.520 on who would want to be a part of the show.

00:13:03.280 You 100% have an agent.

00:13:04.240 No, we don't.

00:13:04.460 You know who they're run by, the agencies.

00:13:06.240 Go ahead. 0.99

00:13:06.580 I don't have to fucking say it. 1.00

00:13:07.540 Say it. 1.00

00:13:07.920 You already know.

00:13:08.520 Say it, dude.

00:13:08.940 You already know.

00:13:09.440 We got enough of them here, right here, right here.

00:13:11.000 Where, where, where, where?

00:13:12.900 Right over there.

00:13:13.800 Look at those two people.

00:13:14.540 Take a pick. 0.83

00:13:15.060 Are you the only Jew in the room? 1.00

00:13:16.180 Take a pick. 0.99

00:13:17.620 Yeah, Jeff does need to leave.

00:13:18.720 You know what his last name is?

00:13:19.740 Levin.

00:13:20.840 Levinstein Sternberger?

00:13:21.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:23.460 Weinstein Levin Sternberger.

00:13:24.680 What's your last name again?

00:13:26.020 Landon.

00:13:26.800 Oh, you're hiding in plain sight.

00:13:29.080 He changed at Ellis Island.

00:13:29.660 That's what they do.

00:13:30.340 At Ellis Island, dude.

00:13:31.580 He changed it around.

00:13:33.540 Landonstein, what about just Landon?

00:13:37.780 I love you, man.

00:13:39.760 You guys are great people.

00:13:40.660 You had to say that.

00:13:41.200 You're good to me.

00:13:41.860 You had to say that.

00:13:42.380 That's exactly right.

00:13:43.380 Yeah, we could be siblings.

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00:14:18.920 the older you get

00:14:19.980 the less you look like

00:14:21.180 siblings to your brother

00:14:22.060 me

00:14:23.440 yeah do you see that

00:14:24.440 personally

00:14:24.820 yeah yeah

00:14:25.600 like the older you guys grow

00:14:26.600 some guys

00:14:27.100 I totally get it

00:14:28.000 well his head is expanding

00:14:29.320 he's got a big head

00:14:30.240 and he's expanding

00:14:30.940 horizontally as well

00:14:31.960 he's got a big body

00:14:32.580 but you understand

00:14:33.480 people come up to both of us all the time and call us the opposite brother and i and they say they go

00:14:39.260 you look exactly like jake paul and now sometimes if i have the time i'll say really pull up a

00:14:44.040 picture of jake paul show me go who's jake paul why don't you google jake paul and they pull him

00:14:49.660 up i say do i look like that and i definitely don't no you don't look and so we sit there

00:14:54.660 until they figure out oh you're the other one oh oh see now he's doing the bye

00:14:59.640 no yeah then generally it's uh yeah we grab the photo and be on our way but enough about me and

00:15:05.920 my my brother no we don't need my brother do you actually like bobby lee

00:15:09.920 it's a hard question because i love him you can love someone and not like them yeah i think i

00:15:18.060 love him i don't think i like him i think i really love him right like a family member there's a

00:15:23.080 family member that you like love but you don't really like them yeah yeah he's like that to me

00:15:27.300 That's my family

00:15:28.140 I love him to death

00:15:29.220 I would do anything for him

00:15:30.160 But I don't enjoy him

00:15:31.420 Yeah

00:15:31.920 Like if he called you

00:15:32.880 Like if he called you

00:15:33.540 And he was like

00:15:33.920 Yo I want to watch

00:15:34.880 The next game

00:15:35.300 I don't know why

00:15:36.920 Yeah I know he would

00:15:38.080 Never say

00:15:38.460 Okay I want to

00:15:39.160 I want to watch

00:15:39.820 A Pai Gao tournament 1.00

00:15:40.960 Together 1.00

00:15:41.360 Sure we would do that

00:15:42.140 Okay

00:15:42.420 Can you come over

00:15:43.440 You would be like

00:15:44.080 Eh you know

00:15:44.780 I'm so

00:15:45.460 Whatever

00:15:46.320 But if you found out 0.99

00:15:47.420 That he was fucking 1.00

00:15:48.260 Skiing and hit a tree 0.99

00:15:49.820 And broke his femur

00:15:50.860 You'd be upset

00:15:51.900 Well you laugh first

00:15:52.840 That's funny

00:15:53.740 He's not dead

00:15:54.440 Yeah

00:15:54.920 I laugh

00:15:56.000 I'd say

00:15:56.400 did one of our videographers get it on camera yeah of course that's something we need and then i go

00:16:01.140 are you okay so it's third on the list yeah i love him but i don't like him at all yeah we don't like

00:16:05.900 each no one likes each other that have as close as a relationship as we have you love each other

00:16:10.620 yeah especially because we're partners in comedy like it's comedy is it's a mean spot dude yeah

00:16:16.200 it's a solo sport so we do it together it's a very weird thing to do together we're not competitive

00:16:21.720 in that right because i'm funny but bobby is but bobby and i but that's the i love him more than 0.99

00:16:28.560 anybody he is family to me i would do any if he said i need you to xyz i'm say less suck a dick 1.00

00:16:33.620 i would sure whatever not to suck his dick can't do his though dude it was like he dies if i don't 1.00

00:16:39.960 blow him he's got to go we played that dick ransom guy he's got to go we we we actually saw bobby 1.00

00:16:47.120 Dick on the show before everybody's seen it 1.00

00:16:49.260 it's like a it's like a

00:16:50.440 you know whack-a-mole it's a minion

00:16:52.340 oh yeah it's kind of like that

00:16:55.160 dude but they outlined the

00:16:56.700 hole the mole comes out of with like

00:16:59.080 a with like a faux grass 0.95

00:17:00.740 like a black thing

00:17:01.660 you know what I'm saying it's just like a little here's what I'll tell you 1.00

00:17:05.040 he rubbed it on Janko's back bro

00:17:06.880 it was a huge problem I know George was really upset

00:17:09.100 about that rightfully so I think that yeah

00:17:10.960 I think anybody would be I think that that

00:17:12.700 qualm lasted a long time

00:17:14.540 Bobby ruined our podcast

00:17:16.480 We've been over that before

00:17:17.940 Yeah, he did

00:17:18.940 He's ruined a lot of stuff

00:17:20.540 There's videos about it

00:17:21.700 There's literally a video called

00:17:23.120 How One Comedian Ruined a Popular Podcast

00:17:25.480 He's trying to ruin ours every week

00:17:27.640 He kissed my brother

00:17:28.820 Bobby kissed my brother

00:17:29.920 Not good

00:17:30.840 We used to do numbers on this show back in the day 0.99

00:17:32.760 Bobby Lee fucked 0.99

00:17:33.480 He screwed us 1.00

00:17:34.840 It was like Pearl Harbor too 1.00

00:17:36.400 Because I had no idea that shit was going to happen 0.99

00:17:38.160 He sabotages 0.99

00:17:39.060 100%

00:17:39.840 It comes out of nowhere 0.80

00:17:40.600 You know, not only was there kamikaze pilots

00:17:43.260 Did you know I just learned that there was kamikaze

00:17:45.140 submarine

00:17:47.480 missions. No, no way.

00:17:49.520 They put them in a

00:17:51.740 sub-bomb and then they would drive

00:17:53.560 the bomb into a boat. How did they know that that would work?

00:17:55.580 Oh brother, it didn't work.

00:17:57.560 It was not a good move.

00:17:59.280 What if you just run into the boat and it goes

00:18:00.740 bong and you bounce off?

00:18:02.980 Oh no, it explodes. You die. 0.97

00:18:04.580 Oh, it's filled.

00:18:06.700 It's literally you and a wheel

00:18:08.540 and you are driving

00:18:10.280 a hull filled of ammunition.

00:18:12.900 It would be impossible for not to blow.

00:18:14.720 But there were three guys that missed.

00:18:17.800 Yeah.

00:18:19.040 And then they just died.

00:18:21.140 Tough.

00:18:22.080 You slowly, that's a great movie.

00:18:23.820 I said Spielberg should make that,

00:18:25.380 where you slowly just have to like wade in the ocean until you die

00:18:28.780 because you didn't hit the target.

00:18:30.680 Because it only explodes on impact.

00:18:33.080 I think that was Castaway.

00:18:34.780 I think it was a plot of Castaway.

00:18:36.920 Maybe it was.

00:18:37.920 I think so.

00:18:38.580 I think that's how Wilson.

00:18:39.280 I never saw it.

00:18:40.460 That was Tom Hanks.

00:18:42.600 Yeah.

00:18:42.960 I watched a video today on X.

00:18:45.140 This guy said Steven Spielberg should never make another movie again.

00:18:49.120 What does that mean?

00:18:50.140 Apparently the reviews on Disclosure Day are not good.

00:18:52.980 Well, I saw the post on X too, but what's the...

00:18:55.140 Would you see that movie?

00:18:56.080 Yeah, I want to see that.

00:18:56.860 I mean, I would until I saw this guy's post.

00:18:58.780 He was passionate.

00:18:59.280 This guy was very convincing, huh?

00:19:00.740 Yes, he was convincing.

00:19:01.920 He was believable.

00:19:02.960 I don't...

00:19:04.080 It doesn't look like what I like, so I probably wouldn't see it.

00:19:07.680 Like, there's things that I know I won't see because I'm like,

00:19:09.580 I don't even know if I like that kind of movie.

00:19:11.360 Do you know why...

00:19:12.200 Like, we just saw Obsession, because everyone won't stop talking about it.

00:19:15.740 Did you like it?

00:19:16.380 It was fine.

00:19:16.960 Did you see Project Hail Mary?

00:19:18.240 Yeah.

00:19:18.640 Did you like it?

00:19:19.280 Fantastic.

00:19:19.800 I cried.

00:19:20.440 Yeah, amazing.

00:19:21.240 I cried.

00:19:22.000 I think if you saw that and you didn't get emotional, you're a soulless person.

00:19:25.180 If you didn't get any sort of—

00:19:26.140 Bobby did not cry.

00:19:27.060 No, he did cry.

00:19:27.840 Yeah, right.

00:19:28.540 Do you know why, dude?

00:19:29.200 Because he's got some—he's softer than you think.

00:19:31.580 Bobby's got little—he's got little moments that show you how, like—

00:19:35.280 He reminds me of, like, the inside of a soft-boiled egg.

00:19:38.480 Yeah.

00:19:39.240 Like the yolk.

00:19:39.960 You gotta get through the outside.

00:19:40.940 Like that kind of texture.

00:19:42.200 Once you get through all the nonsense.

00:19:44.000 And there's, like, probably certain things that get to them.

00:19:46.200 Like, the bacteria are going to eat the sun.

00:19:48.560 That's right.

00:19:48.860 Oh, no.

00:19:49.280 That's right.

00:19:49.760 That's good.

00:19:50.360 That's right.

00:19:52.960 Disclosure Day is 80% certified fresh on critics, 74% on fans.

00:19:59.320 I don't believe Rotten Tomatoes.

00:20:00.260 Well, I know.

00:20:00.760 I don't believe that's nonsense either.

00:20:02.480 Directional.

00:20:03.180 But one thing, one way I do believe it is over anything I see on X.

00:20:07.740 Anything I see.

00:20:08.240 That's also true. 0.99

00:20:08.860 So, like, some guy on X is like, dude, Disclosure Day was fucked up, bro. 0.83

00:20:11.880 oh, dude, they should have had Dan Bilzerian as one of the lead roles. 0.94

00:20:14.600 It would have been more believable.

00:20:15.460 Like, dude, whatever you read on X is wrong.

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00:21:57.700 But just don't say it out loud.

00:21:58.800 I hate that job.

00:21:59.580 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy, and he's going to whisk you away, and I'll never see you again. 0.97

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00:22:08.380 D?

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00:22:12.200 No, no, no. I mean, like—

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00:22:27.260 I'm also shocked

00:22:29.260 you guys both say X

00:22:30.140 is it because I'm like

00:22:30.920 an old guy

00:22:31.480 that I say Twitter

00:22:32.300 I say Twitter all the time

00:22:33.020 because I was like

00:22:33.500 man I must be the old dog

00:22:34.460 no no no

00:22:35.040 I say Twitter

00:22:35.500 I just refuse X

00:22:36.920 me too 1.00

00:22:37.500 I refuse

00:22:38.220 I refuse

00:22:38.240 just leave a Twitter

00:22:41.000 no it's Twitter

00:22:41.620 yeah

00:22:42.240 it's Twitter

00:22:42.720 and it's a tweet

00:22:43.320 leave it alone

00:22:43.800 I posted a tweet

00:22:44.520 what I posted

00:22:45.580 I think people are doing that

00:22:47.140 out of protest against him

00:22:49.340 but it's like

00:22:49.780 I just

00:22:50.280 I just want to call it Twitter

00:22:52.440 more traditional

00:22:53.280 well I just

00:22:53.660 that's what it is

00:22:54.760 yeah

00:22:55.060 I don't know

00:22:56.400 But now that he's a trillionaire.

00:22:59.320 Yeah.

00:23:00.300 Is he legitimately now already?

00:23:01.860 It happened?

00:23:02.140 I think Elon Musk was officially a trillionaire.

00:23:04.100 Go off, queen.

00:23:04.900 Do your thing, man.

00:23:05.840 Get all that paper, dude.

00:23:06.940 Stack it up.

00:23:07.820 And then the more the people get mad at you, stack even more, dude.

00:23:11.720 He should do nightly burnings.

00:23:13.540 He should just burn money at night and live stream it.

00:23:16.940 He could for so long.

00:23:18.100 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:23:18.800 He could do no right at this point.

00:23:20.600 People are mad at him no matter what he does.

00:23:22.160 So he should just walk into the fire of evil then.

00:23:24.040 just be the super villain

00:23:25.920 he should just be the super villain

00:23:28.200 that people like think he is

00:23:29.720 well do it because they're mad at you

00:23:32.280 so just be that guy

00:23:33.600 I think he leans into it a little bit

00:23:36.100 sometimes but it's not genuine it's disingenuous

00:23:38.300 it feels like he does it like a

00:23:39.880 young kid who learns a cuss word for the first time

00:23:42.600 he acts like a kid

00:23:44.660 who just learned how to cuss

00:23:45.900 when he does things so you're like this looks phony

00:23:48.420 like when he smoked pot on Rogan

00:23:50.600 it's like the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life

00:23:52.880 Yeah, I would rather him just be like, I don't want to smoke pot.

00:23:56.380 I would have rather him just say that and be like, that's cool.

00:23:58.480 I respect that.

00:23:59.660 But I think he does this game.

00:24:01.300 But it's like, just be the guy that people beat you at.

00:24:03.600 No, but you want to, dude, you know how it always is with these people.

00:24:06.300 The rich people want to be cool.

00:24:09.060 The cool comedians want to be rich.

00:24:11.380 Everybody wants what they, Elon Musk, bro, is never going to be cool. 0.97

00:24:14.980 He's never going to go to a party and people are going to be like, dude, they're crazy.

00:24:17.820 He's a very, we've met him. 0.99

00:24:20.060 He's fucking awkward. 0.99

00:24:21.920 Enough with the slander. 1.00

00:24:23.920 A lot of slander.

00:24:24.840 He's the richest dude in the world.

00:24:26.740 What do you expect?

00:24:27.220 He is awkward, bro.

00:24:28.520 What do you expect? 1.00

00:24:29.620 He's socially inept. 1.00

00:24:30.860 He's autistic. 0.99

00:24:31.680 You want to know who Elon Musk is? 0.88

00:24:33.360 He's the trillionaire version of clavicular.

00:24:36.300 They're like basically the same.

00:24:37.200 That's the guy that broke his face?

00:24:38.640 Yeah, with a hammer.

00:24:40.160 I was going to start doing it.

00:24:42.820 Until he got canceled or whatever, I was really ready to go.

00:24:45.880 You were going to bone smash.

00:24:46.780 I was going to do it.

00:24:47.620 I bought all the equipment.

00:24:48.900 I went to Home Depot.

00:24:49.880 I was like, I got a ball pin hammer.

00:24:51.980 I was ready to rock.

00:24:52.860 That's crazy.

00:24:53.640 I was ready to do it.

00:24:54.420 He said there's a whole method to it.

00:24:56.420 I saw some of the videos that made me laugh so hard.

00:24:58.620 And to the amount of people that did it, shout out to you guys that have shattered your face.

00:25:02.200 That's genius.

00:25:02.680 He got a nose job.

00:25:03.280 That's diabolically smart.

00:25:04.420 He got a nose job.

00:25:04.760 To convince people to break their own bones is brilliant.

00:25:07.500 He got a nose job last week.

00:25:08.960 A proper nose job.

00:25:10.440 No, did he really?

00:25:11.080 I swear to you he did.

00:25:11.780 What just happened to him?

00:25:12.420 Did he get in trouble for something or something?

00:25:13.620 He's always in trouble, but he got an actual nose job.

00:25:15.840 I'm just impressed by people that can lead a cultural revolution

00:25:20.300 with, like, no basis whatsoever.

00:25:22.420 There's no basis to him at all.

00:25:23.840 It's just a...

00:25:24.780 No, I disagree.

00:25:25.860 It's like a thought theory.

00:25:27.060 No, I disagree.

00:25:27.720 What does he have to back him up?

00:25:30.200 He's so uniquely and authentically himself.

00:25:35.940 You don't think that's a character?

00:25:37.420 That's a character for me.

00:25:38.100 Dude, no, it's not.

00:25:38.840 Oh, we had him on.

00:25:40.080 We had him on.

00:25:40.780 I swear to you.

00:25:41.520 I swear to Andrew, it's not.

00:25:42.540 No way.

00:25:43.220 I was trying to figure it out. 0.98

00:25:45.260 He's just fully autistic.

00:25:45.840 He's 100% autistic, bro. 0.98

00:25:46.940 This feels like a machine. 1.00

00:25:48.600 No, it's legit.

00:25:50.200 It's legit.

00:25:50.740 Well, then shout out to the guy for convincing people to break their face.

00:25:53.780 Because that's incredible.

00:25:55.040 Like, I do believe that if you are, I believe some people have a gift.

00:26:00.680 Some people, like, know how to nurture their own natural talent.

00:26:05.400 And some people just have a gift of convincing people or suckering people in a way that's.

00:26:11.600 No, no, but what I'm saying is he's not suckering people. 1.00

00:26:15.240 You think he really believes all this shit? 1.00

00:26:17.360 Oh, 1,000%. 1.00

00:26:19.260 He was hammering his face.

00:26:20.540 His own face. 1.00

00:26:21.260 He does all kinds of shit. 1.00

00:26:22.000 There's something about it. 1.00

00:26:23.040 Okay, do you know who Dax Flame is?

00:26:24.520 Yeah, we have Dax on.

00:26:25.380 Dax is on Bad Game Show. 0.99

00:26:26.400 Shut up. 0.99

00:26:27.060 Yeah, he interviews people on Bad Game Show. 1.00

00:26:29.160 Okay, okay. 0.98

00:26:29.660 Anybody fucking else, dude? 0.90

00:26:31.580 Dude, we had so many good people. 0.93

00:26:32.720 I can only imagine.

00:26:33.400 Dude, I can imagine.

00:26:34.480 Let me ask you about Dax.

00:26:36.440 Yeah.

00:26:36.740 Because he sent me a text about Dax just the other day.

00:26:39.660 Is Dax Flame playing a character?

00:26:43.620 It is an inflated version of who he really is.

00:26:46.040 That is Dax, but it's hyperbolic.

00:26:50.100 It's like Dax in character.

00:26:52.220 He knows what he's doing.

00:26:53.880 Hell yeah.

00:26:54.500 Are you sure?

00:26:55.340 Yes.

00:26:55.940 But we asked him if he was playing a character.

00:26:57.380 He said no.

00:26:57.940 He's not playing a character.

00:26:59.220 He's being the heightened version.

00:27:01.300 Okay, the same way when these cameras are on,

00:27:02.880 we're all heightened versions of ourselves.

00:27:05.020 You have to be, right?

00:27:06.860 You just are.

00:27:07.800 So he's a heightened version of what he is,

00:27:10.080 and he takes the best pieces of his social awkwardness

00:27:14.360 and he inflates them.

00:27:15.940 Theo Vaughn's the exact same way.

00:27:16.860 I've known Theo for 20 years of my life.

00:27:19.320 We started comedy at the same time.

00:27:21.560 I mean, not at the same time,

00:27:22.300 but we grew together in comedy.

00:27:24.820 Theo is also a hyperbolized character of who he is.

00:27:28.780 He is that guy,

00:27:30.260 but you're getting the show when you see Theo.

00:27:33.600 Okay, let me ask you. 0.99

00:27:34.500 He's like, damn, Mike, dude, you could be Aztecian. 0.99

00:27:37.100 He doesn't really think you're Aztecian. 0.99

00:27:40.080 You know what I mean?

00:27:40.740 But he likes the idea of a thought like that that happened just now with me.

00:27:44.980 But so he plays.

00:27:45.900 It's fun.

00:27:46.580 But that's what we all are playing a game.

00:27:48.460 We're all playing a little game.

00:27:49.280 I'm not.

00:27:50.160 You are.

00:27:50.800 When I walked in before and started talking about it.

00:27:52.240 You gave me a hug and a kiss in the hallway and you said, good luck on the show.

00:27:54.900 That never happened?

00:27:56.400 Yes, it did.

00:27:57.460 You're going to get weird in front of the camera?

00:27:59.020 That never happened.

00:27:59.380 That's a trip, dude.

00:28:00.340 At all, dude.

00:28:00.920 You are being weird.

00:28:01.640 We had substance abuse conversations before the show.

00:28:03.620 What I'm saying is this.

00:28:04.720 Yes, we did.

00:28:05.240 What I'm saying is this.

00:28:06.160 Dax Flame plays

00:28:08.740 An unwitting

00:28:10.620 Or like an

00:28:12.260 Like a person that doesn't know what's going on

00:28:15.260 So

00:28:16.040 The character he plays is in direct

00:28:19.000 Competition

00:28:20.720 With what you're saying about him as like an

00:28:23.300 Intellect

00:28:23.920 Does that make sense?

00:28:25.400 I'll say this

00:28:26.220 The proof is in the pudding

00:28:27.780 Larry the Cable Guy

00:28:29.880 Dan Whitney

00:28:30.940 Dan Whitney is not Larry the Cable Guy

00:28:33.840 But he plays him very very well

00:28:35.480 But a piece of that comes from an authentic piece of his history.

00:28:38.700 Drummed up a little bit.

00:28:39.980 It's just it comes from somewhere else.

00:28:41.820 But meanwhile, Dan, Larry, the cable guy, is a very intellectual,

00:28:47.340 multimillionaire performer who lives not like Larry, the cable guy.

00:28:51.780 He doesn't live with a TV in the living room and the trucks on the yard.

00:28:55.940 But that's who he plays to.

00:28:58.080 But Dax lives the way you think he would live.

00:29:02.500 Like his bed is on the floor and there's no art on the walls.

00:29:05.020 yeah and his apartment is empty yeah that's not a character or a bit that's legitimately who he is

00:29:09.600 so that's my proof that it's not like a show that like when he goes home he gets in a mercedes and

00:29:15.580 peels off yeah no dude he's that guy all the time we sent him to japan because the first time he

00:29:21.300 went to japan he got sick and so we did an episode called sick of japan and i was like we're gonna

00:29:25.760 send you back to japan how do you want to go he's like just anywhere on the plane is fine i go i'm 0.54

00:29:31.060 gonna put you in the worst seat possible totally fine we're gonna put you in the worst hotel

00:29:34.720 possible totally fine documented it loved every second of it yeah that's cool didn't ask for

00:29:39.540 anything and i said all we wanted was a gift from japan i said just bring us back again why did he

00:29:44.960 do this and he brought us back uniqlo shirts which we have here bro it was brilliant so you're

00:29:50.720 telling me he's that good he's that good yes i am dude i think dax is i think dax is self-aware

00:29:57.160 but also this is a this is who he is and he doesn't feel like it's also why he would tell you

00:30:03.580 the business he kind of got out of the mainstream acting he didn't enjoy that that he didn't enjoy 0.96

00:30:11.400 it the way he enjoys making his own stuff the way that we all love youtube and making our own shit 0.92

00:30:15.420 because no one says don't do that can't do that have to do this we're like nah i think we'll do 0.93

00:30:20.740 our own thing and that's what he does i think he's i think he's brilliant but he's also that's him

00:30:26.280 I'm telling you it's him

00:30:27.920 The hardest I've ever laughed

00:30:29.320 I watched the Dax Wayne podcast back

00:30:32.020 Sometimes I'll send clips to him

00:30:33.620 That is the funniest

00:30:34.760 Oh it's so good

00:30:35.520 Hands down the funniest show

00:30:36.600 Bro he was pulling notes out of his pocket

00:30:40.120 Like stand up notes out of his pocket

00:30:41.800 And I was trying to read them

00:30:42.880 Like bro

00:30:43.560 Bobby and I wrote him a set

00:30:44.720 And he did a set at the comedy store

00:30:46.020 Did it work?

00:30:46.720 It destroyed

00:30:47.600 I mean he destroyed

00:30:48.340 Because he prefaces it by saying

00:30:50.180 Bobby and Andrew wrote me this joke

00:30:51.800 Yeah yeah

00:30:52.380 And then it'll be a dirty joke

00:30:53.860 Like he'll go back to a regular

00:30:55.500 he'll say a joke like his joke he'll go have you ever seen these cars way most yeah yeah and he'll

00:31:03.240 say i wish there was way i i wish uh i i wish there was way more of them not on the road and

00:31:10.900 it does well yeah yeah and then he'll say a joke like you know that we write which is like

00:31:17.880 bobby will write something about gaza yeah and it'll crush the jews did it'll crush yeah it'll 0.52

00:31:24.600 crush and he'll be like that's bobby's joke and then that'll crush yeah so he already knows what 0.89

00:31:29.960 he can do he's he knows he's very smart dude is he following along the same linear path as

00:31:37.000 other stand-up comedians like has he reached the uh addiction and like not really sure like

00:31:43.540 no i think full-on i think stand-up is fun to him but it's not um i don't think it's what he

00:31:49.280 would want to do for the rest of his life like for us it's like a word this is it well you're doomed

00:31:54.360 We don't have a choice.

00:31:55.220 That's kind of what I'm getting at, and that's why I want to ask you,

00:31:57.240 because you do a lot of YouTube and podcasts.

00:31:59.100 Yeah.

00:31:59.440 But I've been spending more time in comedy.

00:32:01.060 I went and saw Rife the other night.

00:32:02.320 I saw Theo when we were at this kid's birthday party.

00:32:06.340 What's the power?

00:32:07.220 Forget it.

00:32:08.100 In L.A. the other day.

00:32:10.980 Gianni?

00:32:11.400 You talking about Gianni?

00:32:12.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:12.580 Sorry, it's just slipping.

00:32:13.620 No, it's okay.

00:32:14.020 Why are all comedians depressed?

00:32:16.840 I don't buy this.

00:32:18.140 Not all.

00:32:18.400 Really?

00:32:18.600 They're not all.

00:32:19.340 No, not all.

00:32:19.900 i would say comedy is like you know tragedy plus time a lot of it a lot of it not all of it

00:32:27.520 but a lot of it is like something fucked up happened and then you have to you joke about

00:32:30.720 it because it's weird yeah it makes people feel good but like we're not all sad but we all have 0.97

00:32:35.880 to like burden the weight of trying to make you laugh all the time well that's kind of a clown

00:32:40.540 it's more like think about it like a jester okay i'll tell you this you're a pro athlete

00:32:46.600 I was back in my day

00:32:49.260 no no you're a pro athlete

00:32:50.940 and once you're a pro athlete

00:32:53.440 you're always a pro athlete

00:32:54.940 but talk to a pro athlete

00:32:56.860 after 15-20 years of a career

00:32:58.900 they talk about it a little bit differently than you'd think

00:33:01.500 they would talk about it

00:33:02.380 I'm friends with enough people that have played

00:33:04.320 or still play

00:33:06.260 and they all tell you the same thing

00:33:07.880 yeah I love basketball

00:33:09.720 I don't really want to play it anymore

00:33:11.520 you get tired

00:33:12.880 it's like I love making people laugh

00:33:14.760 it's also my job

00:33:16.460 so at some point you're like it's not that comics are depressed but like my job is to make all of

00:33:21.140 you feel good all the time it's a little exhausting it's a little exhausting i can i can relate to i

00:33:28.320 don't do stand up it takes away some of the it takes away some of the shine of like the first

00:33:32.620 couple of times you got big pops oh my god dude the feeling is unmatched but once you do it a lot

00:33:38.980 you could walk into a 5 000 seater and be like all right here we go which is crazy yeah but you get

00:33:44.560 used to so does every every person on a big stage gets used to it when someone goes are you nervous

00:33:50.140 and you're like no yeah i mean i'm excited but i'm not like scared are you even excited anymore

00:33:56.260 100 okay especially if it's like when bobby and i are doing live shows it's the most fun we've ever 0.97

00:34:01.900 had it's just us fucking having a blast it's me shitting on him it's throwing him in the audience 0.99

00:34:07.180 it's him in like inevitably saying something he shouldn't say to a black guy that's there 1.00

00:34:11.500 yeah yeah of course like he'll go black guy Andrew black guy and I'll go good buddy don't 0.89

00:34:16.160 touch him you know and immediately it's just like that's the world that we get to play in together 0.85

00:34:21.620 when we're solo those shows are more pressure than because then I've got to do my hour for

00:34:27.220 you know I got to do an hour and 10-15 minutes of material for three to five thousand people

00:34:32.500 that's it's just pressure because you want it to be good the whole show with him and I 0.97

00:34:36.840 there can be gaps of weird shit 0.99

00:34:38.820 because our fans love weird shit. 0.99

00:34:41.160 Are you guys far away from each other? 1.00

00:34:42.660 He'll go in the crowd.

00:34:44.140 I like to send him out in the crowd

00:34:45.800 because they like to attack him.

00:34:47.360 Oh, yeah.

00:34:48.160 Yeah, they love to touch him.

00:34:48.880 How much of it with your partner shows

00:34:52.060 is crowd work?

00:34:54.160 We do like 30 to 40 minutes of stand-up

00:34:56.980 and then we do an hour and a half

00:35:00.240 of like playing with the crowd

00:35:01.920 of like games with the crowd, trivia.

00:35:04.300 like they get to come up and do special

00:35:06.380 hidden talents we had a girl in Denver

00:35:08.320 we call people we have a QR code they can scan

00:35:10.620 it if they have a hidden talent to be like

00:35:12.540 I want to be on the show and then our producers

00:35:13.820 screen it dude we had a girl

00:35:16.360 this was unbelievable

00:35:17.680 she wrote in the response

00:35:20.780 form I can queef to

00:35:22.620 the tune of your favorite song 0.99

00:35:23.960 and I was like this is bullshit 0.99

00:35:26.020 but I was like let's get this girl up here 0.99

00:35:28.560 bro

00:35:29.740 she did God bless America

00:35:32.120 wow

00:35:34.180 Was she standing up?

00:35:35.640 No, she had sit down with legs over her head.

00:35:37.260 Legs behind her head.

00:35:37.840 It was amazing to watch.

00:35:39.100 Yes, yes.

00:35:39.280 I was saluting.

00:35:40.160 I was like, this is the greatest country in the world.

00:35:43.860 It was amazing, dude.

00:35:45.720 You can't do that everywhere in the world, dude.

00:35:47.600 No, sir.

00:35:48.400 That's USA only, bro.

00:35:49.720 Yes, sir.

00:35:49.960 God bless you.

00:35:50.880 I was like, this is the greatest.

00:35:53.000 And by the way, she got a standing ovation.

00:35:55.460 Why wouldn't she?

00:35:56.680 No, but it was just so beautiful.

00:35:58.160 The moment, like something that would be conceived as like perhaps like someone would

00:36:03.200 be embarrassed to tell people like i don't want to tell people that i can queef a song this girl

00:36:07.940 was like not only can i tell me any song and we were like god bless america dude and she did it

00:36:14.040 in front of 5 000 people it was not just in front of 5 000 people in front of 5 000 people with her

00:36:19.460 legs behind her legs behind her head that's a well i would assume that's the only way to get it done

00:36:23.500 yeah no some people have different stances yeah i've seen a couple i've seen varying stances on

00:36:27.960 the internet you can see there's different different styles ayo i'm sorry i used to do it

00:36:33.140 on my vlogs it's the entrance for my theme song ayo i'm sorry i got two shirts up on wwe shop

00:36:38.500 fanatics right now i hate logan paul yes i am the one behind it you're gonna monetize the haters

00:36:45.080 and still humble because after all i am your humble king and i'm gonna stay humble because

00:36:49.320 i'm just that humble you can grab my shirts and all wwe merch hats tees replica title belt

00:36:56.220 superstar collections on wwe shop and fanatics get yours today back to the show we just had guy

00:37:02.760 friends around 13 and we just would bully each other of course it was a lot of fight it was a

00:37:07.500 lot of fighting like physical yeah a lot of like bullying each other you guys have freshman beat

00:37:11.600 downs yeah and then people couldn't do that because that people someone got really hurt yes

00:37:17.160 and then it was a big deal yeah so that's what happened yeah and then we were told that wouldn't

00:37:21.500 happen it happened and then it happens yeah it still happens i used to do this thing this is so

00:37:25.640 mean i talked about this one time before it made me laugh my my childhood best friend sean he's

00:37:29.540 claustrophobic like very claustrophobic so if we were like at somebody's house like at their

00:37:33.540 basement like watching a movie i would grab blankets and pillows i would smother them and

00:37:37.560 cover them and i was i was a better wrestler than he was he was bigger than me but i could get him

00:37:42.020 and the screams were beautiful and i still hear them today and i would and he just he's he's a

00:37:50.040 thick boy and i mean dude it was amazing and you would sit there and play i mean this is what men

00:37:56.640 do they try to kill each other yeah women abuse each other verbally we do it physically but that's

00:38:01.960 how we show love do you think what do people do now they don't do kids even do that anymore

00:38:06.020 i don't think they probably just say something to each they text each other yeah like like

00:38:10.020 comment something mean on the on their picture yeah you know what i think like do kids even

00:38:13.820 interact in real life anymore they do like i was just my niece i was just with my niece

00:38:18.140 and their young group of friends it's a lot of um a lot of group threads but there's a lot of 0.82

00:38:25.600 threads about other people that aren't in a thread so you could be in a thread talking shit about

00:38:30.940 someone that you're in another thread with whoa yeah it's layered it's weird whoa well this is 0.94

00:38:35.420 the same thing we did as kids i was just we we just talked shit in groups live but then someone 0.99

00:38:41.400 you might still be friends with someone in the other group that you're talking shit about 0.96

00:38:43.940 that happened a lot 0.90

00:38:45.500 it was like you like that guy but your friends

00:38:48.120 don't like that guy and you're like I kind of like him

00:38:49.900 I don't know he's cool with me but then you would never

00:38:52.020 say anything because you're like I still want to play

00:38:54.060 basketball over at Mike's house he's got the best

00:38:56.040 hoop and he's got the best hoop

00:38:57.440 it's like I'm not going to deny that

00:38:58.940 but they do this now it's all threads of text

00:39:01.620 but there's the other thing the parents see all this stuff

00:39:04.080 too such a weird world

00:39:05.980 yeah they see all of it like they know

00:39:07.900 all the drama and the beef yeah which is actually

00:39:09.500 which is actually pretty

00:39:11.180 probably pretty positive it's good because they

00:39:13.560 protect them a little bit yeah it's a little bit probably more safe because we were awful to each

00:39:17.780 other as kids man we were mean i mean i'm 43 years old yeah our generation was oh for our for us like

00:39:24.660 10 years dude there was like dude the special ed kids got it nobody was safe really in my school

00:39:30.940 that was that was wild nobody was that was wild nobody was safe from the smoke in my school dude

00:39:35.980 where did you where would you go up you were hitting you were i wasn't no i didn't say i was

00:39:40.400 Mike was bullying.

00:39:42.240 Tracy in my neighborhood, dude, the ball would roll down to her.

00:39:44.940 I'd be like, hi, Tracy, how you doing?

00:39:45.960 She'd say, hello.

00:39:47.020 That was Tracy.

00:39:47.800 Tracy.

00:39:48.280 Where is she now?

00:39:49.480 Not sure, dude.

00:39:50.680 I'm sure she's probably hanging out with Sarah and Nicole.

00:39:52.860 Yeah, honking.

00:39:54.640 Honking in the court somewhere, dude.

00:39:57.740 But where'd you grow up again?

00:39:59.100 No more Tracy.

00:40:00.600 Don't say her full legal name. 0.99

00:40:02.100 It's true.

00:40:02.480 It's Tracy.

00:40:03.100 She would ride by the mountain bike, dude.

00:40:04.540 And for some reason, someone would always miss the shot when she would ride by and it

00:40:08.200 would roll down to her.

00:40:09.300 She's a sweet lady.

00:40:10.400 She had this, like, really curly, like, fluffy black hair.

00:40:14.320 Like, almost like, you know those dogs where their hair is, like, really fluffy on their ears?

00:40:18.100 Dogs?

00:40:18.720 Yeah.

00:40:19.140 Just all dogs?

00:40:19.840 No, not necessarily.

00:40:20.840 You've never seen a straight...

00:40:21.760 It doesn't matter.

00:40:22.560 There's plenty of straight-haired dogs. 1.00

00:40:23.840 Those little shit white dogs with the shit in their eye, they have straight hair. 1.00

00:40:27.060 Yeah, why do they always have shit in their eyes? 1.00

00:40:28.580 Dude, it's like a fit. 1.00

00:40:29.920 They really do. 1.00

00:40:30.300 They always have shit in their eyes. 1.00

00:40:31.740 Nobody ever picks it out. 1.00

00:40:32.840 No. 0.99

00:40:33.380 Those little weird, ugly little dogs. 0.98

00:40:34.560 No, it's so gross. 0.99

00:40:35.300 Just get it out of there. 0.75

00:40:36.300 It's part of the reason I don't like those dogs. 0.97

00:40:38.060 Yeah, they're really gross. 0.99

00:40:39.480 Gross. 0.97

00:40:39.800 Why do people get them? 0.94

00:40:40.820 I do.

00:40:41.320 I have a big dog. 1.00

00:40:43.080 You got a Doverman?

00:40:43.860 Big XL Bully. 0.91

00:40:45.440 XL Bully. 0.95

00:40:46.480 He's a beast.

00:40:47.540 What is he, like 80 pounds?

00:40:48.680 90 pounds, all muscle.

00:40:50.940 His head is this big.

00:40:52.540 Is he on something?

00:40:53.900 He's on test.

00:40:54.480 You put him on T?

00:40:55.740 Put the dog on T is so funny.

00:40:58.120 Well, he's our guard dog.

00:40:59.760 My dog's on peptides.

00:41:00.920 We just got him on peptides.

00:41:02.040 That's incredible.

00:41:02.720 Did he hurt himself?

00:41:03.660 Yeah.

00:41:04.820 He was lifting.

00:41:07.160 He's just lifting out of his weight class.

00:41:09.300 he's on growth and trend so yeah we got him we had we put him on hgh for a little while

00:41:13.940 uh it's a dude it's a mix it's a mutt but we're not allowed to say that anymore it's uh

00:41:21.520 no he's mexican he's a mexican dog yeah yeah we got him from east la yeah um but i say him it's

00:41:29.040 actually a girl but he's transition my dog is transition you have a transgender dog yep

00:41:33.220 congrats yeah yeah pretty cool first in our neighborhood for sure everybody followed suit

00:41:37.100 though everyone's doing it now how how did you know the dog wanted to transition because he

00:41:41.760 asked me oh through what through private moment through what language style uh we put up uh we

00:41:47.840 put up little buttons on the floor that you know we feed and we feed him treats and then he can hit

00:41:52.100 and he'll say pre-established words it's like the evolution of why want to be trans

00:41:56.120 outside trans dude it was wild it was crazy yeah trans me outside so you just finished

00:42:06.180 You're just finishing when Pavlov started, dude. 0.70

00:42:08.480 Yeah.

00:42:08.960 I'm just continuing the dream.

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00:44:22.500 damn what is so funny to pre-do those buttons that i'm the only one food outside walk trans 0.92

00:44:29.480 my wife's like why did you why is the trans one in there it's a crazy mix-up it's a new world 0.99

00:44:34.140 babe we gotta just what's the what's the dog's uh uh pronoun treats treats yeah it loves treats 0.69

00:44:41.440 just goes by it's so funny dude this is in a moment of real my wife and i like

00:44:46.240 you know she's always like whatever the dog wants dog get dogs are the come on dude you're like give

00:44:51.360 whatever it wants but sometimes she'll be like i already gave her a bunch of treats don't give her 0.88

00:44:55.100 more treats and i'm like yeah fucking right lady i'm gonna give that dog as many treats as possible 0.93

00:44:58.960 dogs deserve to have all the things until they die all the things by the way her first meal 0.96

00:45:03.740 we were at an italian restaurant and this dude is like a true like new like a new york dad is

00:45:10.200 sitting outside and he's like hey look at that dog oh my god give me that dog she was a puppy

00:45:16.400 and i was like oh just come say hi to her he's like can i give her some of the steak and this

00:45:20.380 this guy's son was like dad leave him alone i'm sorry but leave him alone he loves dogs i was like

00:45:24.860 no it's not a big deal and he's like let me give your dog my steak and he gets like a full t-bone

00:45:30.500 and he's hand cutting it feeding it to my dog so our first meal was this guy's steak and i go no

00:45:35.720 don't do that you gotta eat he's like i don't need this the dogs need the steak that's who needs

00:45:39.200 steak i was like all right privileged dog dude what a guy she gets anything in the anything in

00:45:43.900 the world she's the she's i say i say i tell the joke on stage but it i do do this i come home 0.62

00:45:51.120 today i'm gonna go home tonight and she's gonna run to the door and freak out and i'm gonna tackle

00:45:56.720 her and we're gonna roll around i'm gonna sing her a song have to sing her a song yeah and i'll

00:46:00.680 sing her a song this will go on for like a good three to five minutes and i'll be like are you

00:46:04.060 sweetie little girl am i sweet and then my wife will walk up and i'll go hello and then i'll walk

00:46:08.360 away i'll give her five seconds of my but the dog will get a good do a good solid three five minutes

00:46:15.080 how big is the dog she's small she's only she's only like four and a half pounds maybe five 0.99

00:46:21.200 times it's not a chihuahua no no i'm kidding i'm joking no no no what's that fucking no she's 0.99

00:46:25.420 20 something pounds 25 pounds damn you know she looks like dog yeah if you go dog that's dog 0.99

00:46:31.200 yeah like when i was a kid that was just dog no one goes what breed is it uh it's just a dog 0.96

00:46:37.400 Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:46:38.460 Like your dad would go, dog, where did we get it?

00:46:40.680 You're like, someone threw it away.

00:46:41.880 It's our dog.

00:46:42.400 It's the dog.

00:46:43.000 Until it dies, that's our dog.

00:46:44.480 How much did you buy the dog for?

00:46:48.740 What was it?

00:46:49.580 Like, it was three packets of chiclets and two Mexican Cokes.

00:46:54.580 Did you get it?

00:46:54.940 Is that a tax write-off?

00:46:56.380 It is now.

00:46:57.180 Yeah.

00:46:57.820 It is now, thanks to our new government.

00:46:59.520 We didn't do it.

00:47:00.100 We got it from my buddies.

00:47:01.600 One of the writers of the Bad Game Show, an ex of his,

00:47:05.240 was getting furniture made in downtown LA 1.00

00:47:07.320 and this Mexican guy

00:47:09.420 owned this garage

00:47:11.060 and the dog came and had puppies and left

00:47:13.260 and he told my friend

00:47:14.860 just stopped in to use the garage for birthing 0.99

00:47:17.920 yeah and then they go to die 0.97

00:47:19.280 if they're gonna get sick

00:47:20.800 in front of the puppies they won't die in front of the puppies

00:47:23.340 and so the dog leaves the puppies

00:47:25.440 and this guy was like I don't know what to do

00:47:27.620 with the puppy and she was like I'll take him 0.61

00:47:29.880 that was uh he's German

00:47:31.700 that was a rescue dog

00:47:32.620 German.

00:47:33.000 It sounded more like

00:47:33.720 you were saying

00:47:34.440 he was a nice Mexican guy. 1.00

00:47:36.280 Like a nicer one. 1.00

00:47:37.260 What, instead of a mean one?

00:47:39.520 What are you doing? 1.00

00:47:40.380 You want these fucking dogs, Holmes? 1.00

00:47:42.060 Oh, right. 1.00

00:47:42.740 You mean like, okay. 1.00

00:47:43.640 You want these fucking dogs, Holmes? 1.00

00:47:44.620 So it's either like, 1.00

00:47:45.300 oh, this is the puppy for you today. 1.00

00:47:46.900 Holmes, come grab this fucking dog, man. 1.00

00:47:49.380 Kevin, what are we saying? 1.00

00:47:51.160 Smart.

00:47:52.660 Yo, these are good dogs, man.

00:47:54.100 Kevin.

00:47:54.700 Kevin.

00:47:55.180 Kevin, you hear this?

00:47:56.720 Dude, you're missing out.

00:47:57.960 Dude, you're missing out, bro.

00:47:59.180 So wait, so wait.

00:47:59.740 You're telling me.

00:48:00.520 Wait, did Mexico win the World Cup?

00:48:03.260 Dude, dude, wait

00:48:04.260 They won the first game?

00:48:06.220 Are you watching World Cup? 1.00

00:48:07.640 Yeah, you're 100% Mexican? 1.00

00:48:10.000 Good 1.00

00:48:10.400 I don't know, it's good to have one around

00:48:12.440 I agree

00:48:14.000 Well, in case we need to order something

00:48:16.200 Bro

00:48:16.920 That's not even racist, that's just like true

00:48:20.220 If we go to a restaurant that I love

00:48:21.780 And I want you to be the one that orders 1.00

00:48:24.080 Because if they hear whites do it 1.00

00:48:25.860 They're not interested 1.00

00:48:26.880 They will give you a different meal

00:48:29.020 That's an LA tip 0.99

00:48:31.320 If you don't have enough Mexican friends around you 0.99

00:48:33.340 And you want bomb ass Mexican food 1.00

00:48:34.700 Don't go just with a bunch of whites 1.00

00:48:36.880 You won't get good shit 1.00

00:48:38.320 No it's a secret menu 1.00

00:48:39.320 It's the same with Asians 0.99

00:48:41.520 There's spots in LA where they're like 1.00

00:48:43.600 What do you guys want? Fajitas?

00:48:46.880 Right away they see whites 1.00

00:48:48.020 They go give them fajitas 0.86

00:48:48.980 Give them gluten free shells

00:48:52.080 They know 1.00

00:48:52.860 It's the same with Asian restaurants

00:48:55.380 You ever brought Bobby to a secret menu out?

00:48:58.860 I think we should go together.

00:48:59.640 We get Korean barbecue, and it's the most fun I've ever had.

00:49:01.700 Oh, that would be fun.

00:49:03.720 Chosun Gobi, Parks, yeah.

00:49:05.340 I mean, dude, we get treated like – we are gods when we walk in there.

00:49:07.960 Yeah.

00:49:08.320 And they shut the place down.

00:49:09.540 Whatever you want.

00:49:10.240 They don't – you don't have to order.

00:49:12.140 They bring him –

00:49:13.660 That's fun.

00:49:14.320 A plethora of food.

00:49:15.600 Oh, he must love that.

00:49:16.640 I know how Bobby works, dude.

00:49:17.600 Little king.

00:49:18.360 Little tiny king.

00:49:19.060 He's a little king in his little castle.

00:49:20.520 It's the best.

00:49:21.600 He wants to be – he likes to be pet, I bet, dude.

00:49:24.440 He hates to be touched, but he loves to be embraced with love.

00:49:27.480 He just wants people to shower him with compliments all the time.

00:49:31.600 I don't ever need one, ever.

00:49:33.280 I would have done it if he were here, if he actually came.

00:49:35.780 Yeah, if he actually showed up, but he's a bad person.

00:49:39.200 You're a traditional star now.

00:49:41.440 You're doing traditional Hollywood work.

00:49:43.440 You know, I'm a shooting star.

00:49:45.360 I died a long time ago, but you're seeing me right now.

00:49:48.140 Okay.

00:49:48.840 Yeah, I'm a shooting star.

00:49:51.480 The light has taken some time to reach back to the earth.

00:49:53.620 You're seeing it now.

00:49:54.680 Yeah.

00:49:55.480 But deep down, it's gone.

00:49:56.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:57.480 See I fucking told you bro 0.99

00:49:59.320 You can play happy 1.00

00:50:00.260 As much as you want dog

00:50:01.160 I know the deal 1.00

00:50:01.780 You fucking dude 1.00

00:50:03.200 You are 1.00

00:50:03.660 You're on the edge bro

00:50:05.020 Just like all the rest

00:50:05.640 No you know what it is

00:50:06.240 I just have

00:50:06.960 I have a very

00:50:07.540 I'm happy

00:50:08.880 But I have a dark sense of humor

00:50:10.300 Same 1.00

00:50:10.940 Like dark shit makes me laugh 0.99

00:50:12.060 It's funny 1.00

00:50:12.920 I think they bleed

00:50:13.660 I think they bleed

00:50:14.660 That dark sense of humor

00:50:15.560 Like bleeds into your real happiness

00:50:17.140 Cause you're just always on the verge 0.99

00:50:19.040 Of making a fucked up joke dude 0.99

00:50:20.740 For sure 0.96

00:50:21.280 But that's still fun

00:50:22.120 But it's cause

00:50:23.160 I think we grew

00:50:24.100 I swear to you

00:50:24.700 We grew up in different

00:50:25.280 Like dude that

00:50:26.000 Like I said 1.00

00:50:26.540 The fucking girl on the bike 1.00

00:50:27.720 She got made fun 1.00

00:50:28.600 Nowadays she'd be protected

00:50:29.760 We even had

00:50:30.540 Dude

00:50:31.020 In my school

00:50:32.220 Those protected glasses

00:50:33.940 Were the first ones

00:50:34.720 To get hit up

00:50:35.300 They would go after her 1.00

00:50:36.740 The immigrants

00:50:37.640 We had this poor Polish kid bro 1.00

00:50:39.280 He had to pull a pair of scissors 0.98

00:50:40.340 On somebody in the art class

00:50:41.500 One time dude

00:50:42.220 Kudwa

00:50:42.840 Kudwa

00:50:43.840 He kept flipping

00:50:45.160 Yeah because dude 1.00

00:50:45.860 He's a fucking Polish kid 1.00

00:50:46.760 He doesn't even speak English 1.00

00:50:47.460 Go beat his ass 1.00

00:50:48.360 Who beat his ass? 1.00

00:50:50.040 You? 1.00

00:50:50.560 I'm just not fucking saying anything 1.00

00:50:51.960 Go beat fucking 1.00

00:50:52.620 You weren't involved 1.00

00:50:53.240 His name

00:50:53.640 I don't even remember 0.99

00:50:54.200 His name was like fucking 0.98

00:50:55.160 Rudzinski or something 0.99

00:50:56.420 It's always a ski, ski, ski, ski, ski.

00:50:57.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:58.420 He taught me, kudva, kudva.

00:51:00.400 He held the scissors out.

00:51:01.180 What is kudva?

00:51:01.440 Not to me.

00:51:01.980 I didn't do anything. 0.88

00:51:02.840 What's kudva? 1.00

00:51:03.620 It's like, fuck. 1.00

00:51:05.080 Fuck is kudva? 1.00

00:51:06.680 Kudva. 1.00

00:51:07.400 Kudva.

00:51:08.860 And I was just like, dude, why is everybody picking on the immigrant, dude?

00:51:12.100 You were fighting for the immigrants.

00:51:13.100 I was not even there, dude.

00:51:14.260 Oh, 100%.

00:51:14.880 I still do it to this day.

00:51:16.060 Dude, you could ask Kevin right now.

00:51:17.140 Dude, nobody stands up for the next.

00:51:18.320 Because there's days you could pass for something.

00:51:20.140 Me?

00:51:20.700 Yeah, you could pass for something.

00:51:21.320 What do you think? 1.00

00:51:21.700 Like Iranian, right? 1.00

00:51:22.860 Yeah, you could pass for something. 1.00

00:51:24.240 100%.

00:51:24.600 What are you?

00:51:25.800 Tehranian. 0.69

00:51:27.060 What are, where's your...

00:51:27.800 From capital Tehran, from Iran.

00:51:29.880 Uh-uh. 1.00

00:51:31.060 Italian, dude. 0.99

00:51:32.040 But that, 100%? 0.97

00:51:33.820 67%.

00:51:34.140 What's the other?

00:51:35.360 He's got more Neanderthal than most people. 1.00

00:51:37.500 Most of my addiction issues come from the Irish side,

00:51:39.500 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:51:40.240 God bless.

00:51:40.680 Thank you.

00:51:41.340 We did it right.

00:51:42.040 Got about 20%. 0.99

00:51:42.560 Italian and Irish.

00:51:43.580 20%. 0.99

00:51:43.900 I've been battling those demons my whole life, dude.

00:51:45.980 Same, although my last name's Santino, and I look...

00:51:48.820 You look like you're from the south side of Boston.

00:51:51.200 Yeah, I look like that.

00:51:51.980 I know everyone says, but I'm from Chicago.

00:51:53.220 Everyone says Boston.

00:51:54.240 Even when I'm in Boston, people are like, you're from here, right?

00:51:57.900 I'm like, no, Chicago.

00:51:58.420 Well, Chicago's got a large Irish audience.

00:52:01.100 Absolutely.

00:52:02.340 100%.

00:52:02.700 Yeah, Irish and Italians.

00:52:04.160 Are you in, where are you?

00:52:05.200 You're in L.A., but do you go back to Chicago often?

00:52:07.540 I do, but I, yeah, I mean, I do, just to see family.

00:52:11.220 I love Chicago.

00:52:11.760 Because my parents are getting older, dude.

00:52:13.460 It's a trip, dude.

00:52:14.280 You guys are going to feel it.

00:52:15.420 Wait till your parents get old, dude.

00:52:16.500 It's weird.

00:52:17.060 Define old, dude.

00:52:17.860 My parents are already old.

00:52:18.840 How old are your parents?

00:52:19.880 70.

00:52:20.720 Are they really?

00:52:21.300 Yeah.

00:52:21.520 Well, how old are you?

00:52:22.500 41.

00:52:23.600 Oh, man.

00:52:24.660 I do a lot of skin stuff.

00:52:27.420 41?

00:52:28.060 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:52:28.960 Damn. 0.99

00:52:30.120 Well, what do you want me to say? 0.99

00:52:31.840 I'm just thinking about a lot of different stuff about you right now.

00:52:34.700 Say it.

00:52:35.820 I just thought you were younger.

00:52:37.540 Thank you.

00:52:38.540 Yeah.

00:52:39.100 No, it's not a compliment.

00:52:41.000 It's kind of the opposite.

00:52:42.480 I figured you'd grow it all up by now.

00:52:44.000 I can't. 1.00

00:52:45.040 Those slacks got to go, dog. 1.00

00:52:46.860 No, Jorge said they're good. 1.00

00:52:48.480 Who did?

00:52:48.960 Jorge. 0.99

00:52:49.720 He's Puerto Rican.

00:52:51.120 Oh, you're Puerto Rican?

00:52:52.620 They might be good in Puerto Rico. 1.00

00:52:56.080 Those might be good to go in PR, dog.

00:52:58.640 Dude, I try to keep Spen down, dude.

00:53:00.880 I actually like him.

00:53:02.300 I like him a lot.

00:53:02.660 How old are you?

00:53:03.560 I'll be 43.

00:53:05.120 Great age.

00:53:06.160 You know what, dude?

00:53:07.240 I don't even.

00:53:08.080 It doesn't matter.

00:53:08.860 It doesn't mean anything.

00:53:10.440 Not only does that not mean anything,

00:53:12.600 as you get older, you really realize that nothing means anything.

00:53:15.380 But are you still going out and stuff?

00:53:18.040 No.

00:53:18.640 No.

00:53:19.180 Like, out-out?

00:53:20.140 Yeah.

00:53:20.540 No, dude, like.

00:53:21.580 Define out-out.

00:53:22.840 I'm not doing what you're doing.

00:53:24.820 What am I doing? 1.00

00:53:25.460 You're going to clubs and shit. 0.99

00:53:26.380 I've not been to a club in six years, dude. 0.98

00:53:28.440 Okay, you're going out with.

00:53:30.380 Girls.

00:53:31.060 Yeah, two places where people are.

00:53:33.840 I do like girls, I have to say.

00:53:36.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:36.520 I don't do any of that shit. 0.99

00:53:37.280 That's going out-out. 1.00

00:53:38.300 It tickles my fancy.

00:53:39.000 I'm not going out with a bunch of people.

00:53:39.580 I like restaurants a lot.

00:53:41.560 Me too.

00:53:42.140 What's your favorite restaurant?

00:53:42.720 I like a nice spot with like one other, one or two other people, like another couple

00:53:47.800 or something.

00:53:48.160 I don't want, me and like a good friend

00:53:51.000 Great, me and two friends

00:53:53.000 Yeah, I'm in, any bigger than that 1.00

00:53:54.560 I'm trying to draft like 15 Slavic girls 1.00

00:53:57.020 To go to Ibiza 1.00

00:53:57.880 And they're going 0.99

00:53:59.380 100% dude 0.97

00:54:01.940 Now when you take these girls on these big trips 0.74

00:54:04.980 This clips you a lot of money

00:54:08.940 Like you're taking like 0.99

00:54:11.240 Five girls on vacation

00:54:12.380 Well it's not really like that

00:54:14.260 I mean usually if you just get like a big ass party house

00:54:17.020 With like a bunch of people

00:54:17.900 It's not like I'm just Hugh Hefner 1.00

00:54:19.540 Just like rolling in like, come on girls

00:54:21.440 Let's have a good time

00:54:22.380 Is that kind of what it is though?

00:54:25.100 No, but there's, you know, usually tap a couple 0.96

00:54:27.700 Long Island Jews 0.98

00:54:28.520 With dad's black card 1.00

00:54:30.820 They come in, they get the fucking villa 1.00

00:54:32.860 And somebody else gets some fun, it's a party 1.00

00:54:35.300 I'm fascinated by that, dude

00:54:36.820 We can do a whole show, not with him, but we can do a whole show on it

00:54:39.300 I'm fascinated with that, I see it online

00:54:41.500 Everybody likes it, bro, everybody likes to have a good time

00:54:44.000 Yeah, I want something small and quiet 0.98

00:54:45.660 Like a dive bar, a shitty dive bar 0.96

00:54:47.860 barn it's the best place on earth for me for me i just like no windows like a couple of old fat 0.96

00:54:54.320 guys that are sad they'll give you the real story right away you're like what's going on man he's 1.00

00:54:59.760 like i'm fucking my cunt wife brenda that fat pig and they just spill it all and you're like hell 0.99

00:55:05.160 yeah dude all of it and usually those guys have great stories they you owned a business for 20 1.00

00:55:09.760 years but they blew it or they did something stupid or they got sued and like cancer something

00:55:15.400 ruined their life they got a great they always got a good story yeah and i feel like i'll be there 0.86

00:55:19.540 listen i aspire i aspire to to be able to enjoy those type of places where it smells a little bit

00:55:27.440 when you meet someone you settle down and then you'll you'll appreciate those spots more really

00:55:31.260 yeah i think so you're not going out dude you're you're married and chill you're you're kicking it

00:55:36.840 i'm not going out yeah you're not partying no not anymore no it's not worth it for you anymore

00:55:41.260 Yeah, Mike gets a lot of heat.

00:55:42.520 Mike gets a lot of heat for being his age

00:55:44.600 and still saying stuff like Debit Tuff.

00:55:46.560 Debit Tuff.

00:55:47.780 You don't say fire.

00:55:48.960 Do you say fire?

00:55:50.100 That's fire's old, though.

00:55:51.300 We all say that.

00:55:52.520 Don't say we.

00:55:53.320 You're not them.

00:55:54.780 No, all right.

00:55:55.280 You're me, dude.

00:55:55.980 No, but fire, yeah, but do you say fire?

00:55:57.860 That's insane to ask.

00:55:59.620 So what, do you say groovy?

00:56:01.960 Groovy.

00:56:02.460 Far out?

00:56:03.100 Like, what are your terms, bro?

00:56:05.900 Dope's our generation.

00:56:08.580 Sick, I can't do sick, but.

00:56:10.060 Why not?

00:56:10.540 That's our crew

00:56:11.980 Oh that's dope

00:56:12.720 I would say dope

00:56:13.400 Not sick?

00:56:15.060 Not really sick

00:56:15.860 He's sick

00:56:17.600 In the head 1.00

00:56:19.580 In the head

00:56:20.260 No but we

00:56:21.040 I don't

00:56:21.460 No fire

00:56:22.000 No bruh

00:56:22.560 No bruh

00:56:23.160 No bruh

00:56:23.600 Yibba also 0.54

00:56:24.900 When I see someone 0.87

00:56:26.200 Above 25 say bruh 1.00

00:56:28.420 I think right to jail

00:56:29.580 But also

00:56:30.320 Right to jail

00:56:31.260 That's insane to talk like that

00:56:33.320 Do you

00:56:34.000 Okay let me ask you this question

00:56:35.200 Like I said this

00:56:35.800 I guessed his age

00:56:36.700 He post-made at McDonald's

00:56:38.780 Yeah

00:56:39.100 I said how old are you

00:56:39.920 i said 26 and he goes 26 i said yes because after 30 when you postmates mcdonald's people go what's 0.99

00:56:47.660 up brother are you good did you good did you relapse that's you're going through some shit 0.98

00:56:52.420 fresh out of something dude you're you're going through you're not going no he is he is no he is 0.99

00:56:58.740 oh he is what's he going through situation is it relationship shit yeah oh brother you're 26 it's 0.89

00:57:04.500 not even real that's what i'm saying it's not even it's not even a real whenever someone 26 is like 0.96

00:57:08.860 oh i just got broken i would shut up dude that's not even real life hasn't even happened yet at 26

00:57:14.920 not according to the not according to his but you see you're saying two different things 0.66

00:57:19.080 if life hasn't happened at 26 then when you're 38 why can't you say brah no no no that's because

00:57:25.420 you know how dark and sad it really is okay okay i have to ask you the fog if someone says 0.93

00:57:31.160 to you like yo that's fucking fire bro they say it like you all right all right you're a young 0.96

00:57:36.740 person listen listen no a 42 year old dude is out with you all day just listen i grab my concealed 1.00

00:57:43.080 i shoot him right in front of everybody true you're you're fucking lying listen to me you're 0.99

00:57:47.540 at the local watering hole okay in chicago you're not you're not in a good spot you're not on the 1.00

00:57:51.860 gold coast you're somewhere fucking deep in the fart elbow of chicago okay we're at some bar the 0.99

00:57:56.940 dude next to you's got a big pair of wranglers on his fucking shirt's ripped up he just beat 1.00

00:58:01.380 fucking you know 1.00

00:58:02.540 he just beat cancer okay lost his 1.00

00:58:05.460 charcoal business okay

00:58:07.080 you're sitting there with this dude you've been hanging out with him all day

00:58:09.660 you just met him but you watched a game

00:58:11.620 with him but you're having a great time you like him a lot

00:58:13.160 great energy he's a great guy you think you're gonna spend more time

00:58:15.500 with him in the future yeah it's like dude 0.93

00:58:17.280 thanks for bringing me here man this place is fucking fire 0.98

00:58:19.640 dude 0.98

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00:58:58.560 There's a lot of them to listen to these days.

00:59:00.480 How are you going to get to us?

00:59:01.680 Well, there's a specific reason why you should listen to us.

00:59:04.040 We are the best podcast in the entire world, I swear.

00:59:07.880 I know, bold.

00:59:09.120 But why don't we list some of the things we might talk about on a regular episode?

00:59:12.680 So sometimes we'll talk about, I don't know, the Uber driver we just had.

00:59:16.300 And how nice they were, or if we tipped them or not.

00:59:19.520 Come and find out.

00:59:20.640 Sometimes we'll talk about that weird news story from last week.

00:59:23.960 It's the one you're thinking about, trust me.

00:59:26.220 Or maybe we'll talk about music and what's happening.

00:59:28.420 in the underground, or drama and music, or TV shows, or the Met Gala and what the actors wore.

00:59:34.880 What we're saying is we're not afraid to talk about everything under the sun.

00:59:38.100 And if you want to see what that's like, come join us.

00:59:40.680 It's a place where everyone can hang out, anyone.

00:59:43.420 Wherever you're from, whatever you're like, you're welcome.

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00:59:53.780 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.

00:59:55.240 And I'm October Gonzalez.

00:59:56.640 But you can call me Toby.

00:59:57.580 We want you to join us on our new podcast, No Safe Words, with October and Tony Gonzalez.

01:00:02.720 Where we get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce, and all the nitty gritty stuff we all think about.

01:00:08.680 But just don't say out loud.

01:00:09.780 I hate that job.

01:00:10.680 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy and he's going to whisk you away and I'll never see you again.

01:00:15.920 Would you say D-list actor?

01:00:19.380 D?

01:00:21.360 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

01:00:23.180 No, no, no.

01:00:23.840 I mean like.

01:00:24.360 I can't even get on the C-list.

01:00:25.280 Like I'm not even average.

01:00:26.160 I'm not even passing.

01:00:27.100 I'm failing.

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01:00:40.280 What do I do?

01:00:41.200 What do you do?

01:00:41.740 Do you change your whole belief set?

01:00:43.320 No, I go, I gotta go to the bathroom.

01:00:45.640 I go to the bathroom,

01:00:47.300 and then immediately walk out the front door

01:00:48.800 and I don't speak to that.

01:00:49.820 It's not true.

01:00:50.600 You know how many times I've Irish goodbyeed people?

01:00:52.160 It's my favorite thing in the world to do.

01:00:53.460 It's easy for you.

01:00:54.280 Yeah, it's what we do the best.

01:00:56.460 I got to go to the bathroom.

01:00:57.720 If I'm at a party and we're talking in a circle

01:01:01.020 and you hear me say, I'm going to go to the bathroom,

01:01:03.920 I'm going to leave.

01:01:05.260 I don't have to go to the bathroom.

01:01:06.600 I've never had to.

01:01:07.420 I pee once a day.

01:01:09.140 I'm not going to go to the bathroom.

01:01:10.800 That's impressive.

01:01:11.800 That's not healthy?

01:01:12.760 It's mind over matter, dude.

01:01:14.400 You know what I mean?

01:01:14.860 You're peeing all the time.

01:01:16.340 You guys are always peeing.

01:01:18.460 I don't know what it is with you guys,

01:01:19.640 but you're always, you got to tinkle all the time.

01:01:22.720 They do, right?

01:01:23.760 how was the shoot in dave with lil dicky so fun dude it was great dude i wish we did it again we 0.73

01:01:29.740 just i think we all broke and did separate shit and then we all kind of said goodbye and like

01:01:34.440 people were doing he wanted to make an album then he ended up making a podcast which is the 0.56

01:01:38.540 funniest thing in the world yeah he was always curious about podcasting and then he ended up

01:01:42.880 doing with benny and i was like how funny man after all these years he was like interested in

01:01:47.160 it but then finally made it come to fruition and then he's getting you know all of his music friends

01:01:52.400 and then non-music friends, but that was the goal

01:01:54.800 originally. It kind of sucks now because I feel like

01:01:56.680 the podcast boat is just

01:01:58.320 a tough one.

01:02:00.460 Well, we were the beginners. That's all we know.

01:02:02.980 Yeah. We started the world.

01:02:04.500 Did you guys get a good deal?

01:02:07.640 Be able to monetize along

01:02:08.720 the way? It's been good. It's been really

01:02:10.760 fun. But for us, it's like podcasting

01:02:12.680 is more how do we get people to see us live?

01:02:15.280 Oh, okay.

01:02:16.320 That's for our live business. We want you

01:02:18.720 to

01:02:19.000 we want you to like the show so you can come see a live show here's a perspective so for me as

01:02:25.580 someone who enjoys comedy shows i'm way more excited about the people who i see online when

01:02:30.420 they perform yeah because it's a different format that i'm just eager to see how i've seen their

01:02:36.340 jokes online i see them do podcasts i like their takes but like what's their stand-up routine so

01:02:41.080 like i could see how someone will be a fan of your show and then be really excited to see you

01:02:44.340 you're the minority

01:02:46.280 but that's what we want 1.00

01:02:47.760 we wish that was more like you

01:02:49.280 meaning like a lot of people want what they've seen online

01:02:52.880 like they don't

01:02:53.880 you're saying you're a fan

01:02:55.080 so you like the idea of like I want to see what it looks like

01:02:57.740 it's a different art form

01:02:59.260 no but that's great

01:03:00.580 I'm saying yes but most people aren't that way

01:03:03.920 they're like this is nothing like the podcast

01:03:05.520 right a lot of people would say that

01:03:06.740 people go see stand up because they like comedy online

01:03:10.920 a lot of them don't understand that they're two

01:03:12.860 separate things and so people are like this isn't the show that i see oh interesting it's a trip

01:03:18.880 interesting but you're if you're a fan of comedy you know it yeah a lot of people aren't comedy

01:03:23.020 fans they just found comedy through podcasting which fine i'm down we love that i'll take new

01:03:28.020 comedy fan but i think stand-up is so different than people people think stand-up is going to

01:03:32.220 look like what they see on their phone that's that's insane what it's just what yeah it's a

01:03:36.220 i mean that's but that's a lot of people are like that and i think the more people are learning the

01:03:40.700 difference now but because stand up online has been like clips clips clips clips crowd you know

01:03:46.980 a lot of crowd work people kind of think that's all that is now so you hate matt reif loathe

01:03:53.240 yeah come fight me right no he's a good kid i love that kid i've seen him from when he was a

01:03:58.740 literal kid like i saw him start when he was a kid yeah he's been doing it for dude evidently

01:04:03.260 he came around the clubs before they legally couldn't be there the one in nashville his mom

01:04:08.100 was evidently driving him there

01:04:09.420 since the age of like 15.

01:04:11.000 She was driving there every week.

01:04:12.240 When he came to the Laugh Factory

01:04:13.200 when he was a kid,

01:04:13.820 he wasn't supposed to be,

01:04:14.760 it was illegal for him to be in there.

01:04:16.120 Yeah.

01:04:16.680 So they were nice enough

01:04:17.680 to let him get on stage

01:04:18.460 and then he had to go.

01:04:19.620 The moment he was done performing,

01:04:20.800 they were like,

01:04:21.120 you got to get in the parking lot,

01:04:22.280 you got to get out of here.

01:04:23.420 But no, I love that kid, dude.

01:04:25.360 He, that's his world.

01:04:26.820 He loves the crowd work world.

01:04:28.580 He is ruthless.

01:04:29.720 He's very good at it.

01:04:30.700 The show he did,

01:04:31.700 I saw him in Nashville last weekend

01:04:33.860 and man, he'll just hone in on a target.

01:04:37.860 You went out with him afterward, didn't you?

01:04:39.360 Two nights in a row.

01:04:40.220 Yeah. 0.98

01:04:40.480 Until 6 a.m. both nights, he's a maniac. 0.85

01:04:42.180 Little bad boys, huh? 0.98

01:04:42.460 Little bad boys.

01:04:43.300 But he's of age to do it.

01:04:45.320 He's like, what, 24?

01:04:46.800 How old is he?

01:04:47.580 He's got to be older than that by now.

01:04:48.680 26?

01:04:49.040 40?

01:04:49.380 27, 28?

01:04:50.160 No, he's older than that.

01:04:51.060 He's got to be almost 30.

01:04:51.920 I think he's 27, 28.

01:04:52.660 Yeah.

01:04:53.160 He lives in Rhode Island.

01:04:54.880 He moved away.

01:04:56.040 Yeah.

01:04:56.600 Oh, is that what we say?

01:04:57.760 I don't even think I'm supposed to say that.

01:04:59.520 He lives somewhere.

01:05:00.440 You cut it?

01:05:00.980 I don't know.

01:05:01.180 Yeah, whatever.

01:05:01.680 Yeah.

01:05:02.100 You know, he moved.

01:05:02.940 he left the west coast he didn't want to be around la anymore and i don't blame the kid i get it 1.00

01:05:07.160 and he bought that damn house with that damn doll oh he bought the spooky house with the 0.99

01:05:13.760 annabelle doll yeah yeah i don't even know why you do that he must be a passion yeah he must 1.00

01:05:19.440 love like there's a dude i'm not gonna name who there's a guy that bought the friday the 13th

01:05:24.920 house yeah i know and i know who that is that's that was a trip to me it's like that'd be so weird

01:05:29.560 to live in that house.

01:05:31.220 No, you don't want to do that.

01:05:31.780 I think he's just intrigued by it.

01:05:34.200 And he told us,

01:05:36.240 he's like,

01:05:36.440 it's not like I sleep with the thing.

01:05:37.920 It stays in a box.

01:05:39.300 It doesn't matter.

01:05:40.120 It's horrifying.

01:05:40.900 It's still there.

01:05:41.740 It's horrifying.

01:05:42.460 I'd buy the Goonies house

01:05:43.460 if I had the wherewithal.

01:05:44.620 I know the guy who owns it.

01:05:46.040 The Goonies house?

01:05:46.640 I know the guy who owns it. 1.00

01:05:47.780 Shut up, dude. 0.98

01:05:48.640 Yes, his name is Beamer. 1.00

01:05:50.580 Truffle shuffle. 0.99

01:05:51.500 Shut up, Beamer, bro. 0.99

01:05:52.760 Collector's cash. 1.00

01:05:53.620 That's incredible.

01:05:54.720 Yes.

01:05:55.180 The Goonies house.

01:05:55.460 He told me when he was buying it,

01:05:56.580 he was so excited.

01:05:57.900 It's so cool.

01:05:58.520 He's been refurbishing it.

01:06:00.180 What would be the craziest house to buy

01:06:03.160 out of all shows and movies?

01:06:04.440 Aiden Ross supposedly bought the Breaking Bad house.

01:06:08.380 In Albuquerque?

01:06:09.400 I don't know if that's true.

01:06:10.520 There's no way that's true.

01:06:11.780 Because I think that woman that lives there.

01:06:13.380 The one that hates everyone?

01:06:14.560 Yeah, she still fights everybody that comes to her door.

01:06:17.300 I feel like the Home Alone house was a good house.

01:06:19.240 You think Home Alone is number one?

01:06:20.280 North Chicago, Evanston, yeah, or Sopranos.

01:06:24.180 Jersey, that would be a good house.

01:06:26.080 That would be a really good house.

01:06:27.080 Where is it?

01:06:27.620 It's Jersey City?

01:06:28.520 Caldwell

01:06:31.640 That house would be nice

01:06:34.060 Also like

01:06:34.880 The Simpsons

01:06:37.220 Springfield where

01:06:38.940 We don't know

01:06:41.360 It's every city USA

01:06:43.340 Hey Andrew

01:06:44.480 What do you think about Mr. Beast hitting 500 million subscribers

01:06:49.700 I don't know dude

01:06:51.600 Bro you know how many people that is

01:06:53.080 I know it's absurd

01:06:54.160 It's insane

01:06:55.220 He is

01:06:57.560 he's like a

01:06:59.780 internet anomaly

01:07:01.420 it shouldn't be

01:07:03.600 like it's great the amount of humans

01:07:05.980 that consume him doesn't seem logical

01:07:07.920 it seems like 500

01:07:09.780 it seems like it's not a real thing right it's like

01:07:11.880 when you say a trillion dollars you go

01:07:13.280 it's hard to conceptualize

01:07:15.740 a trillion dollars

01:07:17.300 to me a trillion is way harder

01:07:19.800 that's insane no I'm just saying it's like a number

01:07:21.560 at some point something's become

01:07:23.520 beyond your brain where you're like I don't know

01:07:25.580 When someone's like

01:07:26.640 You know how many people

01:07:26.980 Watch Mr. Beast videos

01:07:27.920 If I told you

01:07:29.140 When you see the numbers

01:07:31.080 Yeah

01:07:31.700 You'd go

01:07:32.600 If you didn't

01:07:33.220 If you weren't familiar

01:07:33.760 With the internet

01:07:34.260 And you showed that to someone

01:07:34.980 They'd go

01:07:35.320 What are you talking about

01:07:35.980 Yeah what are you talking about

01:07:36.380 How could that

01:07:36.840 Nobody does

01:07:37.460 That's not a real number

01:07:38.380 Right

01:07:39.080 Super Bowl numbers

01:07:40.120 Every video

01:07:40.760 Well so what's the Super Bowl

01:07:41.920 I think

01:07:42.700 Wait

01:07:42.900 Super Bowl's like

01:07:43.520 125

01:07:44.300 Yeah and his videos

01:07:45.440 Are a minimum of 300

01:07:46.620 I'd say like

01:07:48.500 80 to 150

01:07:49.640 Cause I've seen ones

01:07:50.580 That are like

01:07:51.200 400 million

01:07:52.040 Yes they get there

01:07:52.900 And so you're like

01:07:53.780 What

01:07:54.020 That's not

01:07:54.540 How is that

01:07:55.240 yeah but it's all of india is watching yeah but it's just yes yes actually yes yeah no i'm saying

01:08:00.680 that's that it's like mind bending but it's crazy like everyone it's crazy the content that it took

01:08:05.260 to get there too like back in the day it was like oh here's the new song here comes the sun by

01:08:11.760 your favorite it's john lennon and the beatles and everybody would like tune in and now it's like

01:08:16.380 how many paragliders can drive past the train before it runs into this hole and everyone dies

01:08:21.000 and they have to keep their hand on it for 24 hours and you win 400 million feet can these guys

01:08:24.740 Weld two private planes flying together

01:08:27.000 Simultaneously mid-air

01:08:28.720 Get the weldings in the middle

01:08:30.720 How many Mula Hoopers will it take 1.00

01:08:33.080 To eat this 40 foot pizza 1.00

01:08:34.480 You know what I'm saying

01:08:35.920 Dude it's endless

01:08:38.260 Is that not like the greatest

01:08:39.840 Like microcosm for like

01:08:42.820 The human species right now

01:08:44.300 That is like everyone

01:08:46.040 Whatever they're doing no matter what

01:08:48.420 As soon as it's like

01:08:49.500 How much water can these four sumo wrestlers drink

01:08:52.620 Before they explode and they have to keep

01:08:54.540 their hand on this tesla for 48 hours and everyone in the world and the last one gets a cyber truck

01:08:58.860 gets and everyone in the world drops what they're doing their pots of food whatever they're doing

01:09:03.220 in india and tunes in dude no he's he's he's a magician you're close with him yeah yeah you're

01:09:08.220 really good friends with him i'd say like would you you hang a lot he doesn't he doesn't hang i

01:09:13.860 was gonna say he seems like a fascinating creature no he doesn't seem like a guy who has a social

01:09:18.220 has social bandwidth like he's not interested he doesn't have it because it doesn't interest him

01:09:23.060 because it's not what he loves to do.

01:09:24.900 He loves making videos.

01:09:26.460 But he'll hang. 0.95

01:09:27.480 He can hang. 1.00

01:09:28.480 But he would hang with you. 0.91

01:09:29.720 If you said, yo, you and me,

01:09:31.040 just you and me go out,

01:09:31.960 would he do that?

01:09:32.560 Yeah, I think he would.

01:09:33.600 He would.

01:09:34.000 We've done it before.

01:09:35.260 It's how he met his fiancée.

01:09:37.600 It's so crazy.

01:09:38.320 What'd he do?

01:09:38.840 I convinced him to go out in South Africa. 0.99

01:09:41.280 He ended up fucking meeting his fiancée. 1.00

01:09:43.160 Because of you. 1.00

01:09:43.800 You're welcome, beast. 0.77

01:09:45.080 You're welcome, Jimmy.

01:09:45.840 Wait, how old do you know?

01:09:46.760 If you were out and you...

01:09:47.900 What's his real name?

01:09:48.620 I don't even know his real name.

01:09:49.220 Jimmy.

01:09:49.620 Jimmy.

01:09:49.900 Jimmy what?

01:09:50.740 Jimmy Donaldson.

01:09:52.320 That's a great name, too.

01:09:53.100 That's an athlete name.

01:09:54.720 Jimmy Donaldson from UTEC.

01:09:56.680 I mean, that sounds like an athlete.

01:09:57.840 He's really tall.

01:09:58.220 Doesn't that sound like an athlete?

01:09:59.140 He's really tall, too.

01:10:00.100 No, I know.

01:10:00.540 Yeah, he's a big kid.

01:10:01.340 Wait, Logan, if you were at Buffalo Wild Wings with him watching the Knicks game,

01:10:04.560 drinking pitchers, right?

01:10:06.260 No?

01:10:06.760 No, he wouldn't drink.

01:10:07.840 He wouldn't drink.

01:10:08.280 I could probably convince him to do it.

01:10:09.300 No, didn't we get him that?

01:10:10.700 He had that one sip that time at XS?

01:10:12.260 Yeah, we convinced him, yeah.

01:10:13.080 He doesn't drink.

01:10:13.720 He doesn't seem like he would drink alcohol.

01:10:15.180 No, he can't.

01:10:15.240 No, he does not.

01:10:15.760 But you don't drink alcohol.

01:10:16.920 Not that much anymore.

01:10:18.380 But he had a phase.

01:10:19.360 No, not true.

01:10:20.180 He had a phase.

01:10:20.760 I did.

01:10:21.080 I had a phase.

01:10:21.680 Yeah, but now.

01:10:22.540 I'm saying right now you do not.

01:10:23.720 Yeah, not so much.

01:10:24.500 When was the last time you had a drink?

01:10:25.280 Months.

01:10:27.900 Maybe a month ago.

01:10:30.160 No, but he eats weed.

01:10:32.160 Yeah, I like to drink it.

01:10:33.100 I'll drink it.

01:10:33.620 I'll drink it.

01:10:34.020 I was going to say, I'm not eating it.

01:10:35.580 What's your drink company if you don't want to plug it?

01:10:37.260 It's called, um...

01:10:38.200 No, it's fine.

01:10:38.740 Watch them at Randy Savage's.

01:10:40.160 Willie's?

01:10:40.800 Oh, Willie Nelson's.

01:10:41.980 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:42.720 Same thing.

01:10:43.320 I'm on a company called...

01:10:44.420 I like a company.

01:10:45.200 i have no affiliation they're called can do you know these guys oh my god they're fan the flavors

01:10:50.860 are fantastic drinking it's interesting weed weed is the devil's lettuce for me like truly like it's

01:10:54.900 like i really have to watch my relationship with it and i i don't think it's like good for anyone

01:11:00.000 but uh i don't know i don't know man i think it's good i think it's good in certain doses for

01:11:05.500 certain people maybe yeah before i exercise i love it before i really love it dude oh i used to take

01:11:11.220 it before i ran i used to i used to run like five miles why you're just getting his own or something

01:11:14.620 i really enjoy it yeah i think i focus and i think i i literally put away all my you know dude

01:11:19.660 i think a big problem with like modern escape is there is no escape so it's like i want to go to 0.57

01:11:26.580 the gym people still have their phone everyone's on their phone doing shit so you're not working

01:11:31.000 out you're on your phone but if i take a little bit of a drink and go for a run or go lift or go 0.98

01:11:35.700 do a kettlebell exercise i don't have my shit i'm focused on the thing and i put on music and i throw 0.92

01:11:41.240 my phone down turn it on do not disturb and i it's like a but i have the addiction if i'm 0.97

01:11:47.360 just doing something yeah i'll get mom i'll get my phone but i feel like if i have a little weed

01:11:52.520 drink i focus i'm like hey this is my me time get a little stoned yeah and work out and i'll get 0.99

01:11:58.380 back to the phone later i wish i could do that shit dude it fucks in my mind it puts me into a 1.00

01:12:02.760 fucking tunnel of weird thinking bad thoughts it's a gay shit sometimes is it always gay stuff 1.00

01:12:07.980 Not just weed bro 1.00

01:12:11.120 It makes me sometimes be like 1.00

01:12:12.340 Dude fucking babies kick the baby 1.00

01:12:14.360 It's like OCD shit 1.00

01:12:17.680 Sometimes you just eat a big meal 1.00

01:12:18.980 And you think about gay stuff 1.00

01:12:20.000 No never food 1.00

01:12:21.740 Just weed just plays with my mind weird

01:12:25.180 Yo dude my best friend 0.99

01:12:27.160 Of fucking 14 years bro 1.00

01:12:28.280 He's fucking trying to steal your wallet 1.00

01:12:29.680 No he's not 1.00

01:12:30.580 Maybe he is

01:12:31.340 Maybe the weed is waking you up to what's really going on

01:12:36.440 It's like dude 0.98

01:12:37.040 You're not fucking dude 0.99

01:12:38.680 Those aren't your parents 1.00

01:12:39.820 Like do you know what I'm saying

01:12:41.080 How funny

01:12:41.580 How funny you go home

01:12:42.560 And your mom's like

01:12:43.200 We adopted you

01:12:43.940 We're actually not your parents

01:12:44.880 But it doesn't happen

01:12:46.120 With acid

01:12:46.860 And other

01:12:48.020 And like psychedelics

01:12:49.180 Only weed bro 0.99

01:12:50.080 It puts me in a fucking tizzy bro 0.99

01:12:51.640 See I think 0.99

01:12:52.580 I think weed opens up

01:12:53.700 The portal of your mind

01:12:54.800 That

01:12:55.120 No 1.00

01:12:56.180 You close off to the world

01:12:57.380 I'm not dude

01:12:57.920 I'm never

01:12:58.360 Dude one day

01:12:59.280 I'm not gonna wake up

01:12:59.880 And be like 0.98

01:13:00.220 Damn I really was adopted 1.00

01:13:01.520 And gay 1.00

01:13:01.960 Like that's not gonna happen dude 1.00

01:13:03.360 Maybe one of them

01:13:04.140 I hope to god it does

01:13:05.520 Dude don't

01:13:06.500 I pray to so many gods.

01:13:08.940 Dude, why would you do that? 1.00

01:13:10.140 All of the gods that you've adopted and gay. 1.00

01:13:12.400 Dude, why would you? 1.00

01:13:13.400 To what?

01:13:13.700 Think about what a good new show you would have out of it.

01:13:16.000 To justify weed. 0.86

01:13:17.000 You'd make a brand new show, I'm Adopted and Gay. 0.96

01:13:19.560 Gay and Adopted. 0.97

01:13:20.260 The Adopted Gay Guy, Mike. 1.00

01:13:23.580 Think about those boat parties. 1.00

01:13:25.280 You think you're having fun now with a bunch of chicks in Croatia? 1.00

01:13:27.900 Think about how many hot gay guys you'd be kicking it with in Greece. 1.00

01:13:32.680 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:13:33.820 And you've got that vibe.

01:13:34.960 You've got nice tan skin.

01:13:36.500 Bro, I'm 400 pounds

01:13:38.520 You're perfect for a boat

01:13:39.780 Do you have a Speedo?

01:13:42.720 Nah, but I could buy one

01:13:44.320 Or I could get a brand and give me one

01:13:45.980 You're in good shape

01:13:47.060 No, I'm in okay shape

01:13:49.400 I could be better

01:13:50.060 You're 6'3, 220

01:13:52.580 220? Let's get that down

01:13:55.340 I'm going to, I want to try some of the needles again

01:13:57.640 You're going to GLP it?

01:13:59.800 Yeah, I want to maybe do a little half a MIG 1.00

01:14:01.960 What's your bad boy shit? What makes you fat? 1.00

01:14:04.700 Anything

01:14:05.740 No, no.

01:14:06.320 What does he do?

01:14:07.540 It's past like 1 or 2 a.m.

01:14:10.480 Because he's actually pretty disciplined in the day. 1.00

01:14:12.640 And then you eat bullshit at night. 0.99

01:14:13.280 But it's the late night meals, yeah. 1.00

01:14:14.660 All of my demons exercise at night.

01:14:16.960 What's your nasty little meal? 0.75

01:14:19.360 Yo, I ate a...

01:14:20.520 Okay, so you know Krispy Kreme.

01:14:22.860 Come on.

01:14:24.000 Dozen donuts.

01:14:24.880 I know, and rest in peace, right?

01:14:25.960 They're falling as we see.

01:14:28.280 They're like shutting down all over the place.

01:14:29.960 In Puerto Rico, bro, they got a Krispy Kreme spot that is chef's kiss.

01:14:34.480 Well, Puerto Rico just got roads recently.

01:14:36.760 You built them, I heard.

01:14:38.320 This is insane.

01:14:38.920 Well, you put some of the money in.

01:14:40.380 That's what I'm saying, right?

01:14:41.360 Didn't you finance some of the roads?

01:14:42.920 Well, they were roads.

01:14:44.040 They were rocks, though.

01:14:45.320 It was like horse and buggy.

01:14:46.240 The roads were there when I got there.

01:14:47.940 Just rolling on people's backs.

01:14:49.080 People were just bent down.

01:14:50.060 I didn't see anyone under me.

01:14:51.400 How many horses do you have out there?

01:14:52.860 I don't have any, but my neighbor has a couple.

01:14:54.620 You have no horses?

01:14:55.800 No, but we're thinking about getting a stable.

01:14:57.600 Gotta do it.

01:14:58.280 A stable, but no horses.

01:14:59.180 Down in Puerto Rico, you gotta have horses.

01:15:00.240 You ever seen a horse in the ocean?

01:15:02.500 Well, halfway, yeah.

01:15:03.620 when they walk

01:15:04.740 when tourists walk on them

01:15:05.980 you can lead a horse to water

01:15:07.200 you know

01:15:07.920 and you can't

01:15:08.660 dude these horses

01:15:09.560 go in the ocean

01:15:10.380 they might as well be fish

01:15:11.960 I've never seen anything like it

01:15:13.280 but they don't swim

01:15:14.040 they are swimming

01:15:14.880 they're walking

01:15:15.660 maybe they're walking

01:15:17.160 they're walking

01:15:17.620 okay but listen

01:15:20.260 wait

01:15:20.580 what was I saying

01:15:21.600 you got roads now

01:15:23.240 oh Krispy Kreme

01:15:24.160 Krispy Kreme

01:15:24.540 okay so bro

01:15:25.200 the other night

01:15:26.080 I downed nine and a half donuts

01:15:28.780 couldn't do the full twelve

01:15:29.840 I could see you doing the twelve

01:15:31.460 my wife wanted two and a half

01:15:33.220 oh you gave oh that's not generous yeah but yeah but yeah but andrew really think about this after

01:15:38.100 a really solid dinner nine and a half donuts did you work out that day i can't work out

01:15:44.960 can't do anything right his arm well you do cardio no he won't even i talked to him about

01:15:48.880 i told him he should be doing the bike and he won't even do it he's fully locked i can't i

01:15:52.280 can't fully sweat yet do they say you can't sweat on that he said don't really sweat in the incision

01:15:58.760 You might get fat too

01:16:01.200 It's unlikely

01:16:02.160 The stillness of that kind

01:16:06.160 It's unlikely

01:16:07.440 I just drink prime hydration

01:16:09.000 It's like a lifestyle drink with low calories

01:16:11.380 And low sugar

01:16:12.180 You mean this?

01:16:16.200 Yeah

01:16:16.600 I know a guy, he founded the company

01:16:19.080 The one you're holding specifically

01:16:20.680 Has 10 calories and zero sugar

01:16:22.960 Are you talking about cherry ice?

01:16:25.240 Yeah, prime zero cherry ice

01:16:26.720 Can I tell you something about this?

01:16:28.760 Not only does it have B vitamins and antioxidants, it's also caffeine-free for all you people that are too buzzed up.

01:16:34.180 By the way, it's 540 milligrams of electrolytes.

01:16:36.720 Take that every other sports drink company.

01:16:40.720 You like that?

01:16:41.240 Caleb clipped that.

01:16:42.880 We're going to run ads.

01:16:44.380 We're going to run ads on that. 0.98

01:16:45.780 That was fucking cool. 0.98

01:16:46.100 Dude, I got to tell you, I wish I could call someone out. 0.99

01:16:48.880 Do it.

01:16:49.280 I had, no, no, no.

01:16:50.440 Life's too short, bro.

01:16:51.200 No, no, no.

01:16:51.540 I'm not interested in the legalities of it.

01:16:55.080 We'll believe the name.

01:16:55.680 this guy used me in like a commercial like like like all jokes aside like that in a thing and

01:17:02.620 then i didn't see it till someone sent it to me yeah annoying it's annoying and i was like whoa

01:17:06.200 whoa wait a minute wait a minute but this is not in our world this is in another imagine in a world

01:17:10.420 that i wouldn't even know i could have been in you know what i'm saying yep and i was like wait 0.98

01:17:14.140 a minute yeah i was at a function with you guys and they turned it into a fucking commercial 0.94

01:17:18.580 and so i hit up the guy that i knew and i was like hey man very uncool yeah and they all played 0.98

01:17:24.740 dumb and i was like that's really sad that you guys aren't gonna even at least man up and be 0.83

01:17:29.860 like yeah we did that i would have actually respected it if they were like oh yeah all right 0.92

01:17:35.320 yeah we'll take it down sorry man we thought it was a cool commercial i'd have been like what was 0.89

01:17:39.140 their what was their excuse oh dude they played dumb that's so annoying what you're talking about

01:17:44.120 they literally were like uh i don't think you're in that dude i was like um everyone said i'm the 0.93

01:17:50.420 orange guy yeah it's not like i look like another guy in a thing it's the orange guy i was like no

01:17:56.660 i'm in it dude and then i sent it to him and they were like oh shit yeah that's one of our teams

01:18:01.300 we'll tell the team to do everyone passed the blame game oh we hired it it was crazy good by 0.87

01:18:05.420 the way the way they did it though it was good and they thought you know they probably fired some 0.96

01:18:09.420 kid who's making no money you know what i mean they're like he fucked up it's his fault you can't 0.69

01:18:13.640 use someone's likeness without their permission a company mike just partnered with just did the 0.99

01:18:17.020 Same thing, I had a fucking snap on these guys. 0.98

01:18:19.180 You? 0.99

01:18:19.400 Well, they used our picture from the Impulsive podcast. 1.00

01:18:23.400 Just as their shit? 0.99

01:18:24.560 No, it was like- 1.00

01:18:25.380 It's the Impulsive co-host backs new thing, but there's a picture of me.

01:18:27.320 I'm on the picture.

01:18:27.920 It's like a gray-

01:18:29.060 No bueno, dude.

01:18:29.960 But it's like a gray area.

01:18:30.880 It's like a impulsive podcast.

01:18:32.160 No, they know better.

01:18:32.940 Nope.

01:18:33.520 But dude-

01:18:34.300 That's deliberate.

01:18:34.700 Hold on a second.

01:18:35.480 That's deliberate.

01:18:36.720 You know someone's doing Photoshop and they go, well, should we just leave Logan?

01:18:41.120 No, but do you know how many things of his that I promote?

01:18:43.540 If my face ended up in an ad for Rip It or one of his companies,

01:18:47.000 I wouldn't call the people and be like, excuse me.

01:18:48.660 And it should.

01:18:49.280 Excuse me.

01:18:50.320 I shouldn't be in this ad.

01:18:52.040 That's because it's him.

01:18:53.000 But let's talk about the power dynamic, though.

01:18:55.580 The power dynamic changed.

01:18:57.600 I'm the hit now.

01:18:58.700 Yeah, he is.

01:18:59.280 I've been telling you that.

01:19:00.580 Look at the internet.

01:19:01.620 Dude, I know you are.

01:19:03.180 Okay.

01:19:03.900 Well, why are we still playing this game?

01:19:05.420 Because I want to make him feel good.

01:19:07.460 He doesn't feel good right now.

01:19:09.080 I'm trying to make him feel good.

01:19:10.260 I'm going to show him my torn tricep.

01:19:11.920 Yeah, well, you're not going to show him love.

01:19:13.660 He's injured, man.

01:19:14.580 All I do is show him love every day.

01:19:16.520 Text him every day.

01:19:17.400 Hey, check it in on you.

01:19:18.240 See, in this kind of peak, you're doing what's called peaking,

01:19:19.740 and because you're peaking, that shows the power dynamic, dude. 0.96

01:19:22.920 This is why I'm going to end up adopted and gay, dude, 0.53

01:19:27.320 because of this, bro, because of this moment, bro. 0.98

01:19:29.420 Adopted and gay.

01:19:30.280 Yeah, dude. 0.93

01:19:30.820 That's your life story.

01:19:31.400 That's the book.

01:19:32.420 Go buy Adopted and Gay right now on Amazon.

01:19:34.800 That's my second book, dude.

01:19:36.460 Please.

01:19:37.260 Do you follow soccer?

01:19:38.760 You know, I like the idea of football, but I'm not.

01:19:43.720 I can't do it.

01:19:44.400 I follow baseball, basketball, football, hockey, high lie, darts.

01:19:51.160 What's high lie?

01:19:52.140 Cricket.

01:19:52.920 Yo, high lie is the coolest thing in the world. 1.00

01:19:55.040 Some real East Coast shit. 1.00

01:19:56.340 Whoa. 1.00

01:19:56.760 High lie is so sick.

01:19:57.800 They throw the ball like 150 miles an hour, 200 miles an hour.

01:20:03.160 High lie is rad.

01:20:05.120 All right, so on Polymarket, you wouldn't have a prediction for the World Cup winner?

01:20:08.080 I could do, yeah.

01:20:09.580 Let me think.

01:20:10.160 France is at 17% prediction.

01:20:12.160 No, thank you.

01:20:12.720 Spain's at 17.

01:20:13.640 No.

01:20:14.200 They're the two highest.

01:20:15.140 Both of these people I don't respect as a country.

01:20:18.340 No, no, no, stop.

01:20:19.260 Portugal's at 11%.

01:20:20.460 Portugal might be a fun bet, but 11 is still not good enough.

01:20:23.340 Give me someone in their 20s.

01:20:24.860 England?

01:20:25.380 No, there is no.

01:20:26.100 17% is the highest.

01:20:27.080 That's the highest?

01:20:27.820 Yes.

01:20:28.600 Yes, this is spread out.

01:20:29.900 England's at 10%.

01:20:31.000 I took the USA. 1.00

01:20:32.940 That's a really good bet.

01:20:35.120 It pays 17x.

01:20:36.500 Yeah, 17 times is massive.

01:20:38.880 That's enticing.

01:20:39.740 Would you put down a G or something like that?

01:20:41.780 Yeah.

01:20:42.120 That's a good number payout.

01:20:43.600 Do you think the Knicks are going to win?

01:20:44.560 Oh, sorry, sorry.

01:20:45.240 No, no, no.

01:20:45.620 I would say this. 0.77

01:20:46.740 I'm going to go with Portugal. 1.00

01:20:48.420 Ooh.

01:20:49.060 Over the Knicks?

01:20:50.340 Go over the Knicks.

01:20:51.680 They might tie the Spurs.

01:20:53.060 All right. 1.00

01:20:53.680 Portugal is who I think we should put some ice. 1.00

01:20:55.460 I think just because they might be a little baby underdog there. 0.96

01:20:58.420 The Simpsons predicted Portugal-Mexico. 1.00

01:21:00.780 Simpson predicted Portugal-Mexico? 0.99

01:21:02.400 Then they're right. 1.00

01:21:02.960 Damn. 1.00

01:21:03.440 Then you know they're right. 1.00

01:21:04.380 Simpsons are right. 0.77

01:21:04.980 But then Portugal-Mexico, who wins that match? 0.88

01:21:06.940 And you know it's got to be Mexico.

01:21:08.520 It's got to be Mexico.

01:21:09.860 All right, so... 0.90

01:21:10.580 Viva la Mexico!

01:21:11.960 Portugal, 9.2x on Polymarket.

01:21:14.840 We got a code.

01:21:15.780 We got a code.

01:21:16.760 I think it's impulsive 50.

01:21:18.080 You deposit $20, you get $50.

01:21:20.800 Bang, link in the description.

01:21:22.720 Wait, so do you think the Knicks are going to win tonight?

01:21:24.380 I think the Knicks are going to win,

01:21:25.660 but I wish they would win in their own home.

01:21:28.660 That would have been...

01:21:29.420 That would have been insane.

01:21:31.120 Well, they would light New York on fire.

01:21:32.700 It's almost good.

01:21:33.480 It's like, they are, but it would be way worse.

01:21:37.860 It would be way worse at the Garden if they win in New York.

01:21:40.560 Oh, dude, I think it would.

01:21:41.600 Well, because all the Knicks fans will be pouring out of the stadium.

01:21:44.500 Yeah, just like the streets would be chaos.

01:21:46.500 I mean, they're going to be, but I think it would just be even more.

01:21:49.180 They're not even Knicks fans. 0.98

01:21:50.240 They're just people and fucking certain people in New York City. 0.97

01:21:53.080 Okay, let's talk about it because this does bother me. 0.98

01:21:55.520 Are you from New York?

01:21:56.820 Are you from New York? 1.00

01:21:58.720 This bothers me to no end.

01:21:59.960 the amount of people I know

01:22:01.980 that aren't from New York

01:22:03.640 that like move to New York

01:22:05.700 most from like LA

01:22:07.760 like people that do the thing

01:22:09.080 and they're all the sudden hardcore Knicks fans

01:22:11.840 I'm like dude get out of here 0.99

01:22:14.240 yeah my wife tried to do this shit 0.99

01:22:15.520 stop it 0.99

01:22:16.420 I'm from New York

01:22:18.360 you're from Denmark yo

01:22:20.100 what are you talking about bro

01:22:22.540 you lived there for like a couple years

01:22:23.900 everyone jumping on that band right

01:22:26.000 I support them cause I have a lot of friends

01:22:27.560 I like that they're doing fine cause my team's not in it

01:22:29.800 but I'm not going to pretend like I'm a diehard Knicks fan.

01:22:32.440 Like this thing that people are doing, I'm like, this is really nuts.

01:22:36.320 You know what it's, it's not it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

01:22:39.620 New York is everybody's city. 0.99

01:22:41.160 New York is Calcutta as much as it is Nigeria, as much as it is like, 1.00

01:22:45.800 cut it out. New York is the world. Yeah. You could say that. 0.72

01:22:48.400 I'll give you that. New York's the world.

01:22:49.420 The only America's team is like anything from Dallas.

01:22:52.880 That's more America's the dude. I hate the Cowboys, but 99% of their,

01:22:57.740 It is very much America who doesn't have a football team

01:23:01.920 loves the Dallas Cowboys.

01:23:03.480 Even I have a friend who's born and raised in New York

01:23:05.720 that's a Cowboys fan because of his dad, which is crazy. 0.98

01:23:08.800 I bet you he's white. 0.99

01:23:09.780 Huh? 0.95

01:23:10.080 I bet you he's white.

01:23:10.880 He's mixed, actually. 1.00

01:23:11.820 He's not. 1.00

01:23:11.920 Mixed with what? 0.91

01:23:13.620 More white? 0.90

01:23:14.680 No, dude, actually.

01:23:15.880 He's Middle Eastern.

01:23:17.480 Is he one of those families that has the

01:23:19.060 I drove my car up Mount Washington sticker on the back of it? 0.81

01:23:21.920 No, no, he's not white. 0.78

01:23:22.760 No, no, brother.

01:23:23.420 This is Middle Eastern. 0.98

01:23:25.320 This is like your people. 1.00

01:23:26.460 Middle Eastern. 1.00

01:23:27.060 Yeah, Terranians 1.00

01:23:28.900 Where you walk in their house 1.00

01:23:31.220 And they got labna and all that shit 1.00

01:23:32.840 A full lamb 1.00

01:23:35.740 Yeah, a full lamb

01:23:38.680 And they get mad at you when you don't eat something

01:23:40.440 They're like, why don't you like this?

01:23:42.400 And you're like, oh, I don't eat that

01:23:43.800 I don't eat anything with the head still on it

01:23:46.200 Oh, you have to eat

01:23:46.980 Dude, that's happened to me

01:23:48.260 Brother, that's happened to me

01:23:50.600 In Saudi Arabia

01:23:51.920 They pulled on my beard until I ate it 1.00

01:23:54.600 That's how they forced me to eat it 1.00

01:23:56.240 You will eat the fucking lamb. 1.00

01:23:58.040 It pulled on your little beard? 1.00

01:23:58.920 Yeah, and the lamb was looking at me like this.

01:24:01.520 Just dead over some pilaf, over some rice pilaf.

01:24:05.840 I'm like, dude, I don't want to eat this thing.

01:24:07.160 It's like this.

01:24:07.720 I do love the pilaf, though.

01:24:08.880 Give me some good pilaf.

01:24:09.680 Bro, dude, and they're just ripping, like, chunks of its cheek flesh,

01:24:13.420 and they're like, eat this piece here.

01:24:14.480 And their eyeballs are still in there.

01:24:15.480 They leave the eyes in it. 1.00

01:24:16.500 The sheep, the fucking lamb's like this. 1.00

01:24:18.380 No, but this is what's going to happen tonight. 1.00

01:24:19.740 The Knicks are going to win not at home, sadly.

01:24:25.040 They are going to win not at home.

01:24:26.020 Which, by the way, was good for like...

01:24:27.340 Well, then it can't be tonight because I got a lot of bets out tonight.

01:24:30.940 It's got to be game seven.

01:24:32.300 No, no, no.

01:24:32.820 I think they got to do two.

01:24:33.960 I think they got to give two back.

01:24:35.420 No, no, they got to do it tonight.

01:24:36.620 Please just do it tonight.

01:24:37.020 No, it's over.

01:24:37.900 Please just do it tonight.

01:24:38.480 Why?

01:24:38.720 That's less bets.

01:24:40.060 You can make more money on your...

01:24:41.360 Hey, hey, hey.

01:24:42.080 We got to go, bro.

01:24:43.120 I'm getting multiple wrap-up signals, bro.

01:24:45.060 These kids got to...

01:24:45.940 We got to go to the Knicks game.

01:24:46.800 We got to get out of here, bro.

01:24:48.040 Do me a favor.

01:24:48.900 Yeah.

01:24:49.880 Please watch the Bad Game Show.

01:24:51.360 It's on our YouTube channel.

01:24:52.540 If you watch Bad Friends, bad game shows there, I hope, and I'm saying this,

01:24:56.960 you guys can say yes now and lie to me on camera.

01:24:59.600 When we do a second season, you do have to come on the show.

01:25:01.660 I would love to if I'm in the area.

01:25:03.920 We'll make it happen.

01:25:04.760 Yeah.

01:25:05.200 I'll fly.

01:25:06.140 Yeah, I'm totally down.

01:25:07.200 I'm serious.

01:25:08.160 We'll make it so you guys can.

01:25:09.880 Yeah, you guys are great.

01:25:10.780 How about this?

01:25:11.680 What if we come to Puerto Rico to do it?

01:25:14.260 I mean, yeah, yeah, 100%.

01:25:15.920 Why no? 0.97

01:25:17.420 It takes fucking six days to get there. 0.99

01:25:19.260 From L.A., it's tough. 0.99

01:25:20.120 What are you talking about?

01:25:21.280 You have to take a ferry.

01:25:22.220 They land the plane on a ferry.

01:25:23.760 I'm not even kidding, bro.

01:25:25.020 Ask Jeff, it takes so long to get there, bro.

01:25:27.140 No, it doesn't.

01:25:27.980 Why would you offer that?

01:25:28.800 He's going to send a private jet.

01:25:30.000 Send your jet.

01:25:30.480 They don't have jets there.

01:25:31.620 They just got toasters.

01:25:32.640 What do you mean?

01:25:32.940 They don't have a private jet there?

01:25:33.940 No.

01:25:34.600 No, no.

01:25:35.300 My brother has one.

01:25:36.560 He's the only one. 1.00

01:25:37.220 The only gringo to have one. 1.00

01:25:38.980 And you can't fly in and out of where you are? 1.00

01:25:41.060 No, you can't, bro.

01:25:42.760 Well, then we're using it.

01:25:44.180 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:44.680 We're going to use your jet.

01:25:45.640 Okay, fine.

01:25:45.980 We're going to use your jet.

01:25:46.960 Oh, yeah, brother.

01:25:47.560 Let's do it. 1.00

01:25:48.040 Hey, bro, Bobby, what the fuck, man? 1.00

01:25:50.560 Bobby screwed up once again. 1.00

01:25:52.560 Thank you for the support, Bobby, and the dedication to our business.

01:25:56.700 Yeah, yeah, you rock, Bobby.

01:25:58.140 Hey, Andrew Santino, ladies and gentlemen.

01:26:00.120 Love you guys.

01:26:00.740 Thank you.

01:26:01.360 Hey, hey, thanks for watching this episode of Impulse.

01:26:02.740 We'll tell you to see you next time.

01:26:03.560 Peace.

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