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00:02:07.180 Hey, you're really funny.

00:02:08.540 You're 24, yeah?

00:02:09.480 Yeah.

00:02:10.020 In 10 years, you'll be 34. Remember that.

00:02:11.780 Just shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:02:12.940 I'm saying it'll happen. 1.00

00:02:13.600 Why would you say that?

00:02:14.760 And guess what?

00:02:15.720 I'll still be fine, and you'll still be in my DMs. 0.86

00:02:20.380 She started on with us? 0.99

00:02:27.780 Yeah, she was kind of weird. 1.00

00:02:29.380 No, she wanted to fuck it, dude. 1.00

00:02:30.780 Welcome back to Impulsive. 1.00

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00:02:38.420 Our guest is sitting on the set with us already.

00:02:41.160 The question is why?

00:02:42.100 Yeah, why?

00:02:42.580 Why did you insist on sitting?

00:02:45.460 The only other two people we've had sit at the start of the show was Alex Jones.

00:02:48.780 And Lamar Odom. 0.58

00:02:49.460 And the gun girl.

00:02:50.380 Because we're just unsure, like, except for Lamar Odom,

00:02:53.440 he just kind of bossed up.

00:02:54.420 He's seven feet tall.

00:02:55.240 We're not going to say no.

00:02:56.300 But the other two, like, controversial.

00:02:58.160 I mean, then why didn't you guys tell me no?

00:02:59.840 Why didn't you guys tell me no?

00:03:00.620 Because you forced your way in.

00:03:01.460 I didn't force my way at all. 1.00

00:03:03.020 I literally sat my ass down. 0.94

00:03:04.080 I wrote an intro for you. 0.96

00:03:05.480 What was it?

00:03:05.980 Do you want to hear it?

00:03:06.560 Yeah, like, I have it.

00:03:07.320 You wrote for me.

00:03:08.100 Wow.

00:03:09.040 Like, our last guest, she is a wild and out star.

00:03:12.100 She's got 1.5 million followers on Instagram.

00:03:14.400 She's beautiful. 0.99

00:03:15.160 And she was just a video of Vixen and Tyga's goddamn video, 0.99

00:03:17.840 which came out two weeks ago. 0.99

00:03:18.680 9 million views.

00:03:19.580 It's Hammond Aston.

00:03:24.300 I like you.

00:03:26.680 Hey, it's Hi, My Name's T.

00:03:28.860 Yeah.

00:03:29.480 So I'm assuming your name's T, yeah?

00:03:31.200 Yeah, it is.

00:03:31.860 Okay, what's your last name?

00:03:33.280 Wait, what?

00:03:34.140 Why?

00:03:34.660 Just, I don't know, so I could look at your address and my social security number.

00:03:38.060 It's just like asking me, like, a government official.

00:03:40.680 Oh, you don't put your last name on social?

00:03:41.820 I mean, no, it is out there, but it's not on, like, social media.

00:03:44.740 Oh, you don't even.

00:03:45.320 But it's like, no, yeah, I'm literally, like, I tell, okay, I keep looking at you.

00:03:49.240 Hey, that's the camera, by the way, if you want to make it.

00:03:50.760 Oh, hey.

00:03:51.440 I keep telling everybody.

00:03:53.080 I just like my name's T.

00:03:54.100 Are you trying to doxer online?

00:03:55.940 What's that?

00:03:56.620 It's like when you spill people's personal details.

00:03:59.280 Oh, yeah.

00:03:59.620 It's like an anonymous thing.

00:04:01.680 I don't know.

00:04:02.660 It's interesting you don't put your last name out there.

00:04:04.640 It's there.

00:04:05.300 It's there.

00:04:05.720 You just have to look for it.

00:04:06.600 Type me in.

00:04:07.160 I don't know.

00:04:07.560 Never mind.

00:04:08.120 Don't do that.

00:04:08.460 Type me in.

00:04:09.800 Google me, ho.

00:04:11.120 Google me, ho.

00:04:12.120 No, but if I wanted to Google you, this is what I'm saying because this happened.

00:04:15.460 Right.

00:04:15.780 What do I do?

00:04:16.540 I type in, hi, my name's T.

00:04:18.340 Which by the way

00:04:19.660 There's an extra E

00:04:20.540 Yeah

00:04:21.040 There's three E's

00:04:21.760 I know

00:04:22.200 Because somebody stole it

00:04:23.780 Because I was going through something

00:04:25.600 And

00:04:26.240 What were you going through?

00:04:27.320 I was like

00:04:27.840 No I want to hear the juicy details

00:04:29.100 No I was like 0.99

00:04:29.880 Okay shut the fuck up Mike 0.99

00:04:31.640 Someone had to say 1.00

00:04:33.340 So I was going to be like

00:04:34.440 Hi my name's T

00:04:35.420 With two E's

00:04:36.940 And then I changed my mind

00:04:37.980 I was like

00:04:38.280 I want to do this 0.95

00:04:38.820 Hi my name's T shit 0.81

00:04:39.820 I'm over this 0.54

00:04:40.900 And then I just changed

00:04:41.820 The whole Instagram

00:04:42.280 And then someone took the name

00:04:43.460 And then I went back on

00:04:44.640 And then I had to add

00:04:45.400 Like another E

00:04:46.300 Maybe it would have been easier

00:04:47.220 just to put your first and last name.

00:04:49.000 I'm just saying like,

00:04:49.620 I don't know.

00:04:50.720 Like now it's,

00:04:51.660 hi, my name's tea.

00:04:53.280 People think it's like,

00:04:54.320 hi, namaste.

00:04:55.720 Yes, it kind of looks like.

00:04:57.300 Hi, namaste.

00:04:58.580 Yeah.

00:04:58.900 Like, no.

00:04:59.820 When Mike brought you up

00:05:00.640 to have you on the show,

00:05:01.320 I was like,

00:05:01.600 what is this girl's name?

00:05:02.640 It's just,

00:05:03.040 it's tough to track.

00:05:04.120 So listen,

00:05:04.660 hey, hey, I'm a peer.

00:05:05.660 He knew exactly who you were.

00:05:07.040 No, I didn't.

00:05:07.420 Yes, you had been stalking her for,

00:05:09.320 stalking me.

00:05:10.500 Whatever.

00:05:10.880 I'm not going to get into this right now.

00:05:12.040 Oh my God.

00:05:12.740 Hey, yo,

00:05:13.820 you know I'm the most honest.

00:05:14.880 what would I have to

00:05:15.660 I'm

00:05:16.420 so you weren't

00:05:17.100 talking to me

00:05:17.600 it seems like you're

00:05:18.140 tripping up over your words here

00:05:19.320 why don't you try to get 0.89

00:05:20.080 spits on

00:05:20.480 facts

00:05:20.920 because I don't like when you

00:05:21.680 lie to sound cool

00:05:22.500 I'm not lying to sound cool

00:05:23.720 I'm not cool

00:05:24.240 why would I lie

00:05:24.840 and then

00:05:25.160 no you think you're cool bro

00:05:26.160 I'm not cool

00:05:26.540 I've heard you say so many times

00:05:27.860 I'm Hollywood's next big thing

00:05:29.260 you're 34 Mike

00:05:30.100 it's over

00:05:30.540 okay

00:05:31.080 it's over bro

00:05:32.640 for real Mike

00:05:33.420 facts

00:05:34.780 it's done bro

00:05:35.780 I need one of those

00:05:37.180 so I can shut y'all up 0.72

00:05:38.300 you're right

00:05:39.040 sorry about that

00:05:39.600 Kelly

00:05:40.380 bye

00:05:41.200 yes

00:05:42.480 I need that

00:05:43.320 this episode has started

00:05:44.040 in complete and utter debauchery.

00:05:46.200 You know why?

00:05:46.800 That said,

00:05:47.760 Hollywood's top talent

00:05:48.620 is now looking for a new home.

00:05:49.840 If you're watching this show right now,

00:05:51.280 Faze Clan, Clout House,

00:05:52.500 get at me. 1.00

00:05:53.100 I am a free fucking agent. 1.00

00:05:54.340 Y'all can have them. 1.00

00:05:55.400 Mike sucks, bro. 1.00

00:05:56.360 Yeah, or... 1.00

00:05:57.400 AT, listen.

00:05:58.240 You know what you said to me

00:05:59.060 when he walked here

00:06:00.720 and I brought on the podcast?

00:06:02.240 What did I say?

00:06:02.940 You said, let's turn up.

00:06:04.000 I did.

00:06:04.500 And you asked for whiskey

00:06:05.260 with a metal straw.

00:06:06.380 I did because I don't do plastic

00:06:07.840 because I'm worried about

00:06:08.760 the little animals in the sea.

00:06:10.740 That's pretty good.

00:06:11.620 Yeah, I mean, seriously, though,

00:06:12.900 like you shouldn't do plastic straws.

00:06:14.280 We've all seen the video of the turtle

00:06:15.420 getting the straw ripped out of his nose.

00:06:17.420 I was going to do a video.

00:06:18.460 I still might actually put a straw through my nose

00:06:21.260 and try to live with it for 24 hours

00:06:22.900 just to feel what it's like.

00:06:23.980 Please don't.

00:06:24.820 Well, I bet it would make waves. 0.99

00:06:27.200 I bet it sucks. 0.99

00:06:28.400 I bet a human's never had to experience that. 0.99

00:06:30.960 I don't even think that that's possible

00:06:32.940 because your nose goes to your brain.

00:06:33.940 Oh, it's possible.

00:06:34.780 Haven't you seen the people

00:06:35.660 with the crazy piercings in their nose?

00:06:37.640 Oh, like you'll pierce that?

00:06:39.400 I think you will have literally like medical problems

00:06:42.060 for the rest of your life.

00:06:43.100 I already have those. 0.69

00:06:44.400 In your nose? 1.00

00:06:45.260 I'm a moron. 1.00

00:06:46.720 Okay, well then fuck it. 1.00

00:06:49.100 Hey, do you have any piercings? 1.00

00:06:49.500 Can I be there?

00:06:50.660 Do you have any piercings?

00:06:51.500 Yeah.

00:06:52.080 Where?

00:06:52.480 Your tongue's pierced.

00:06:53.200 My tongue, yeah.

00:06:54.280 What else?

00:06:55.680 And my belly button, that's it.

00:06:57.600 Why are you talking like a guy sometimes?

00:06:58.920 Because when people ask me

00:07:00.080 personal sexy questions,

00:07:01.020 I try to make it not sexy

00:07:02.380 and I go, that's it, bye.

00:07:04.060 Do you do that in bed?

00:07:05.920 Yeah, look what you're doing.

00:07:07.160 Right there.

00:07:07.760 No.

00:07:09.200 I always change my voice.

00:07:10.660 I do that all the time.

00:07:11.640 It's cool

00:07:12.520 I'm wondering how you decide

00:07:13.860 It's just like

00:07:14.980 Whenever it's like

00:07:15.780 A weird thing

00:07:17.000 I just get weird

00:07:18.700 That's tight

00:07:19.420 Are dudes intimidated by that?

00:07:21.400 I don't know

00:07:22.100 Everybody thinks it's cute

00:07:23.320 I don't know

00:07:23.740 They'll be like

00:07:24.140 Oh change your voice

00:07:25.260 They notice it

00:07:25.960 I don't know

00:07:26.520 I don't know 0.99

00:07:27.540 Who gives a fuck 0.98

00:07:28.700 What dudes think 0.97

00:07:29.480 Honestly 0.98

00:07:29.880 I don't give a fuck 0.96

00:07:30.720 What anybody thinks 0.97

00:07:31.820 I can tell

00:07:32.380 That's awesome

00:07:32.940 Yeah like

00:07:33.540 If I only change my voice

00:07:34.480 I'll change my voice

00:07:35.200 I'm on that same vibe

00:07:36.200 That's a good vibe

00:07:37.020 To be on right now

00:07:37.760 That's what like

00:07:38.460 My whole brand is about

00:07:39.340 It's about like

00:07:39.920 Literally like

00:07:40.460 Just being yourself

00:07:41.200 like being unapologetic 0.99

00:07:42.440 and not giving a fuck. 0.99

00:07:43.980 Yeah, I am. 0.98

00:07:44.660 But I have been like,

00:07:45.940 kind of like IG-ing it up lately.

00:07:48.340 What do you mean?

00:07:48.860 Like IG model.

00:07:50.040 Like I have been doing that lately.

00:07:53.060 You posted this.

00:07:54.540 So this is a picture of you

00:07:55.560 on Wild and Out.

00:07:56.240 Oh, yeah.

00:07:56.580 Hey, congrats, by the way.

00:07:57.480 That's awesome.

00:07:57.960 Thank you.

00:07:58.160 We had Timothy DeLoghetto

00:07:59.380 on yesterday.

00:08:00.720 Yeah, he told me. 1.00

00:08:01.840 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:08:02.300 What did he say? 1.00

00:08:02.620 He was like,

00:08:02.860 I talked about you

00:08:03.580 on the Logan Paul show.

00:08:04.960 I was like,

00:08:05.500 oh, yeah, really?

00:08:06.280 What'd you say?

00:08:07.000 He was like, nice things.

00:08:08.160 It was nice things.

00:08:08.820 Yeah, so.

00:08:10.000 Why?

00:08:10.220 Y'all are good, yeah?

00:08:11.540 Yeah.

00:08:11.860 There's no beef?

00:08:12.360 I don't know.

00:08:12.820 You never know.

00:08:13.760 People can say anything.

00:08:15.280 You're like, what are you going to say about me?

00:08:17.260 Why are you talking about me?

00:08:18.320 Why is my name in your mouth?

00:08:19.620 I have to know.

00:08:20.840 He didn't say anything.

00:08:22.120 He actually said he never-

00:08:22.660 He said everything that was nice.

00:08:24.060 Yeah, it was great.

00:08:24.620 Yeah.

00:08:24.960 I like the caption here, though.

00:08:26.580 For all the people that are new here, I'm a multi-talented human being.

00:08:29.960 Been doing this.

00:08:30.860 When you're dynamic, you can do and be anything you want.

00:08:33.240 I'm an entrepreneur, an artist, a creator.

00:08:35.400 Take a scroll to my page and take a trip to Google, boo. 1.00

00:08:37.620 when you're done come back and suck my dick back on my bullshit 1.00

00:08:42.640 yes thank you for reading it like that it was so professional 1.00

00:08:48.400 so wait what inspired this like why are you snapping like that because people get on my

00:08:53.840 nerve and i read comments you know what i'm saying so it's like when i read stuff and i

00:08:57.440 see people are like you know just because i'm cleaning up my page and you're new here doesn't

00:09:01.280 mean like i'm new you know what i mean i've been doing this i've been in the industry i've been

00:09:06.240 funny, I've been cute, I've been 0.98

00:09:08.340 a model, I've been doing this shit, so 1.00

00:09:10.300 take a trip to Google, boo. 1.00

00:09:12.160 If you don't know, now you know. Let's go.

00:09:14.720 Sorry, it's so fucking hot. 0.72

00:09:16.020 Can we take like a drink, 0.85

00:09:18.260 like everybody? Not a water

00:09:20.400 pussy. Mike is such a fucking pussy. 1.00

00:09:22.580 I've been sipping. 1.00

00:09:23.860 I've been sipping. What's good?

00:09:26.080 Alright, cheers.

00:09:28.620 Sips tea.

00:09:32.160 And that's the tea.

00:09:35.080 I took a big one.

00:09:36.240 You were at the

00:09:38.500 I don't normally drink whiskey

00:09:40.580 You were at the Fashion Nova party

00:09:42.100 I was

00:09:43.460 So were we

00:09:45.340 Why didn't I see we could have taken a shot of whiskey there

00:09:48.300 I literally left

00:09:49.500 I like just went in and then left

00:09:51.920 You got Fashion Nova fit I'm sure

00:09:53.920 What

00:09:54.740 You get sponsored by them

00:09:56.220 Yeah I do

00:09:56.940 Why'd you leave so early

00:09:58.300 Because it's kind of like

00:09:59.820 Yeah okay so you said nothing there

00:10:03.320 When you say that explanation

00:10:04.500 What exactly, what do you mean by that?

00:10:07.100 Okay, the explanation is this.

00:10:08.500 Here's the T.

00:10:10.240 The T is.

00:10:10.920 Wait, hold up.

00:10:11.580 When you say that, there's an extra layer of like, here's the T, here I am.

00:10:15.140 I mean, why do you think my name, like my name is T, yes, because my name starts with the T.

00:10:18.700 It's Tamara.

00:10:19.400 Oh.

00:10:21.020 But I also always have the T.

00:10:23.440 Like everyone tells me their T.

00:10:25.060 I have all the T.

00:10:26.680 Like my name's T.

00:10:27.680 Okay, I love it.

00:10:28.580 So.

00:10:28.920 Okay, so yeah, what's the T?

00:10:30.220 Here's the T. 0.99

00:10:30.480 um I was just like in this fucking dress and I was like what the fuck am I wearing and then I 0.99

00:10:38.000 went to that party and then I was bumping into people that like I didn't want to see and I was 1.00

00:10:43.120 like what the fuck am I doing here and I was just like oh yeah I love Fashion Nova I love the company

00:10:49.380 I love all the people that are part of my team there but do I want to be around all these extras 0.97

00:10:54.920 no so I left and I didn't see you guys why don't you do me a favor and just list off a few of those

00:10:59.780 people you're talking about oh that's the thing about tea tea's tea you know you just sip it you

00:11:07.200 don't yeah but what you're doing right now is you got tea in a cup you're not sipping it you're not 0.98

00:11:10.640 doing shit i just told you i just told you something that people want to fucking hear 0.98

00:11:14.820 i don't want to see people that have fucked at fashion nova party how many of them were 1.00

00:11:20.840 were there i'm just curious just two what just two that's low i mean they were both my ex-boyfriends 0.94

00:11:26.600 It was one of my ex-boyfriends that I was with for seven years as a person.

00:11:29.280 I lost my virginity to.

00:11:30.240 That was really unfortunate.

00:11:31.280 I was like, whoa, you're here?

00:11:32.720 Why? 0.93

00:11:32.960 He's like, I knew you'd be here, a freak.

00:11:34.780 And then the other one was my other ex-boyfriend that I was with for a full-on year.

00:11:39.900 We lived together. 0.95

00:11:40.820 So it's not like I'm just fucking random people out here.

00:11:42.980 It was like two people that were important in my life at one point.

00:11:46.240 So what's the problem then? 1.00

00:11:47.700 The problem is I don't fuck with them anymore, and I don't want to see their fucking face. 1.00

00:11:52.240 What do you mean? 1.00

00:11:53.440 I mean, like, I'm very close with all my exes. 1.00

00:11:55.700 Fuck that. 1.00

00:11:56.820 No, fuck that. 1.00

00:11:58.340 The bridge is burned completely. 1.00

00:11:59.800 Fuck that. 1.00

00:12:00.440 I wish. 1.00

00:12:01.380 They're lame. 0.85

00:12:02.240 They don't know how to do it.

00:12:03.920 Why did you break up with them?

00:12:05.060 What do you mean they don't know how to do it?

00:12:06.200 They don't know how to be cool.

00:12:07.640 Because, I mean, could you be cool with me?

00:12:09.180 Like, for real? 1.00

00:12:09.800 Like, could you really, like, be cool with me after you fucked me already? 1.00

00:12:12.340 Like, could you? 1.00

00:12:13.140 Yeah.

00:12:13.920 I could.

00:12:14.780 That's who I am.

00:12:15.500 I'd like to see that.

00:12:16.580 All right.

00:12:16.920 Let's give it a shot. 1.00

00:12:17.620 Oh, don't fuck him, man. 1.00

00:12:20.480 Yeah, but his exes aren't, like, fired. 1.00

00:12:22.300 You guys, I need a fucking napkin or something. 0.99

00:12:24.820 I mean, these lights are insane. 1.00

00:12:26.900 Literally, what the fuck? 1.00

00:12:28.680 Yo, let's get this girl a napkin, Mil. 1.00

00:12:30.840 Hey, you're hilarious. 1.00

00:12:32.040 You're hilarious.

00:12:32.900 I appreciate it.

00:12:33.420 I watch your stuff. 1.00

00:12:34.400 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:12:34.900 I'm like, oh, look at him with his acrylic nails. 1.00

00:12:37.200 You guys did that. 1.00

00:12:38.220 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:12:38.680 I didn't do that shit. 1.00

00:12:39.720 Yes, you did. 1.00

00:12:40.780 Oh, my God.

00:12:41.320 You almost said the word that I wasn't supposed to say on it.

00:12:43.520 You should say it.

00:12:44.440 I can't say it.

00:12:44.900 No, you can here.

00:12:46.040 This is impulsive. 1.00

00:12:47.100 It's an uncensored fucking playground. 1.00

00:12:49.700 Say what you want. 1.00

00:12:50.340 It's not nice.

00:12:51.180 It's okay.

00:12:52.140 It's fine.

00:12:53.640 Hey, you're really funny.

00:12:55.260 You're 24, yeah?

00:12:56.200 Yeah.

00:12:56.720 In 10 years, you'll be 34.

00:12:57.900 Remember that. 1.00

00:12:58.480 Just shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:12:59.560 I'm saying it'll happen. 1.00

00:13:00.340 Why would you say that?

00:13:01.460 And guess what?

00:13:02.420 I'll still be fine, and you'll still be in my DMs.

00:13:06.340 That's it.

00:13:10.300 Oh, my God.

00:13:11.200 Yo, I love you. 1.00

00:13:12.120 I'm going to be a fuck. 1.00

00:13:12.880 I cannot wait until I'm in my 30s. 1.00

00:13:14.600 Do you understand?

00:13:15.460 No, nothing changes.

00:13:16.960 Everything changes.

00:13:17.720 What do you mean? 0.86

00:13:18.380 My boobs are going to be, like, full of milk and stuff. 0.95

00:13:23.120 I'm going to be a mother. 0.99

00:13:24.820 You're going to be a mother by 30?

00:13:27.520 34.

00:13:28.400 Nah, you're lying.

00:13:29.160 34?

00:13:29.680 Are you settling down right now?

00:13:30.960 You got a boyfriend?

00:13:31.720 No. 1.00

00:13:32.280 What the fuck? 1.00

00:13:34.000 Why are you looking at me like that? 1.00

00:13:35.720 Because you're hilarious, yo.

00:13:38.200 I ask you a simple question.

00:13:39.720 I'm like, yo, what's your favorite color? 1.00

00:13:40.860 You're like, oh, whore. 1.00

00:13:42.600 What the fuck? 1.00

00:13:44.220 What the fuck? 1.00

00:13:45.780 Yo, I just want to take a second to clear the air real quick. 0.99

00:13:48.460 I got a me and hi, my name's T DMs pulled up here.

00:13:51.660 and if you scroll

00:13:52.780 to the very top

00:13:53.960 the first one is

00:13:54.920 you can probably see this

00:13:55.820 hey

00:13:56.940 big mate

00:13:59.560 and let me tell you

00:14:00.600 we're like

00:14:00.960 nine E's 0.99

00:14:01.960 and two fucking K's 0.99

00:14:03.120 so let me just 0.99

00:14:04.000 fucking say 0.99

00:14:04.780 chill out 1.00

00:14:05.980 don't feel special

00:14:07.540 I don't

00:14:08.160 but I'm just saying

00:14:09.000 let's just keep it

00:14:09.700 that was Emily 0.65

00:14:10.080 my assistant 1.00

00:14:10.800 pan the camera on the bitch 1.00

00:14:11.700 alright 1.00

00:14:12.180 whatever

00:14:13.320 we all got excuses 0.99

00:14:15.420 when I send dick pics 1.00

00:14:16.440 it's really my fucking sister 1.00

00:14:17.820 I don't fucking 0.99

00:14:18.480 who knows 0.99

00:14:19.020 y'all like

00:14:19.600 your sister

00:14:20.740 your sister's a 0.99

00:14:21.780 I don't fucking know 1.00

00:14:22.820 stop making shit up 1.00

00:14:23.780 okay 1.00

00:14:24.040 Mike's

00:14:25.940 jokes are like

00:14:27.580 do you ever

00:14:29.120 slide in DMs

00:14:30.080 you personally

00:14:30.840 oh yeah

00:14:31.620 I have

00:14:32.380 oh no way

00:14:32.980 I have

00:14:33.240 because why not

00:14:34.300 he might not know I exist

00:14:35.740 or maybe he does

00:14:37.000 and maybe he's shy

00:14:37.780 who knows

00:14:38.700 but I'm not afraid

00:14:39.700 to get what I want

00:14:40.520 who's DMs

00:14:41.620 I'm trying to think

00:14:42.760 who have I slid

00:14:44.520 in

00:14:45.280 probably OBD

00:14:46.900 why am I rocking

00:14:48.420 back and forth

00:14:48.620 you are gyrating

00:14:49.100 on my chair right now

00:14:50.020 Oh my God, I slid in this one actor's DMs, but it's like, he knew me, but it wasn't me

00:15:02.960 really.

00:15:03.400 It was my hair, sadly.

00:15:04.380 She was like, I was like, I know him.

00:15:06.400 I should DM him, huh?

00:15:07.640 She was like, you should.

00:15:09.280 And then I was like, okay, what should I say?

00:15:11.340 She was like, tell him, ask him if he has this one basketball game app.

00:15:15.300 And that was-

00:15:16.440 That's how you slid in the DMs.

00:15:17.580 How'd that end for you?

00:15:18.600 I unsent it.

00:15:20.920 Because I was like, I don't think I'm going to get a response to this.

00:15:23.640 I should have never listened to my hairstylist.

00:15:25.440 Do you have the NBA app?

00:15:27.340 What are you doing?

00:15:28.240 Do you have the shots app?

00:15:29.880 No.

00:15:30.700 I don't know. 0.99

00:15:31.600 I don't fucking know. 0.98

00:15:32.660 I can tell. 0.99

00:15:33.380 Who cares?

00:15:34.300 You, obviously. 1.00

00:15:34.940 I don't want a fucking boyfriend. 1.00

00:15:36.200 I don't care. 1.00

00:15:36.880 I've had enough of them.

00:15:37.940 Two is five.

00:15:38.620 So what are you trying to do right now?

00:15:39.800 Right now?

00:15:40.360 Like with guys?

00:15:41.180 Yeah.

00:15:41.620 With guys?

00:15:42.280 I mean, I don't know.

00:15:43.480 I mean, sometimes I go like in and out.

00:15:46.000 Like I'm like, I'm torn between this.

00:15:48.640 have five boyfriends

00:15:50.080 and tell them about each other. 0.98

00:15:51.420 I want polygamy. 0.51

00:15:52.620 Or be single 1.00

00:15:54.060 and totally get my independent shit on. 1.00

00:15:56.540 Or be committed 1.00

00:15:57.800 and have a virtual boyfriend

00:15:58.960 never see him

00:15:59.700 until he proposes to me

00:16:00.760 via FaceTime.

00:16:01.780 That sounds like a viable option.

00:16:04.180 That's what I would go with.

00:16:05.080 Well, that's what I'm kind of doing

00:16:06.380 right now, I think.

00:16:07.220 And it's kind of working for me.

00:16:09.300 But yeah,

00:16:11.140 because I think I'm done.

00:16:12.500 Yo, polygamy though?

00:16:14.100 I mean.

00:16:14.540 You want that smoke?

00:16:15.740 I mean.

00:16:16.120 Has that worked?

00:16:16.680 Like Amish?

00:16:17.260 Say I mean one more time.

00:16:18.100 I mean, I did it before and it was cool.

00:16:22.700 What do you, what do you mean you did it before?

00:16:24.120 What do you mean?

00:16:24.460 I did it before.

00:16:25.020 I had two boyfriends before and they both knew about each other and it was totally fine.

00:16:27.700 Whoa.

00:16:28.240 That's like, uh, and when I say that's like, that's like, uh, it's like that.

00:16:33.500 I mean, it was after my seven year relationship.

00:16:37.140 I was like, did they ever meet?

00:16:40.360 Yeah.

00:16:40.820 Did they ever have threesomes?

00:16:42.280 No.

00:16:42.980 Why not?

00:16:43.480 Because it just never happened.

00:16:44.200 You ain't a real polygamist.

00:16:46.000 Okay. 0.98

00:16:46.440 You're phony.

00:16:46.840 Well, yeah, because it didn't work.

00:16:48.320 It ended up, they both ended up falling in love with me at the end.

00:16:50.320 I thought you were going to say falling in love with each other.

00:16:53.220 I was waiting for that. 0.98

00:16:53.560 That would have sucked. 1.00

00:16:54.540 My pussy would be super whack if that happened. 1.00

00:16:57.160 That would suck. 1.00

00:16:57.740 Dry as fuck. 1.00

00:16:58.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:58.760 What type of dude are you into?

00:16:59.960 Probably white dudes, yeah?

00:17:01.020 No, I mean, I really don't discriminate, honestly.

00:17:03.620 I just kind of just like guys that are nice and hot.

00:17:07.080 Nice and hot?

00:17:08.000 Yeah, nice and hot.

00:17:09.840 And you into older dudes or younger dudes?

00:17:12.600 I don't care.

00:17:13.320 There's a husky outside

00:17:15.700 Can we show him?

00:17:18.540 He's scratching on the door

00:17:19.520 Oh, Milton's gonna get him

00:17:21.260 Are you really burning up?

00:17:23.100 Yeah, you guys have these lights on

00:17:24.680 I'm gonna be honest

00:17:25.760 Should we open up the garage door?

00:17:30.060 I'm having a hot flash

00:17:31.520 I'm so old

00:17:32.560 Hey, so you don't have a preference

00:17:34.860 Younger dudes, older dudes type

00:17:36.600 I mean, I would prefer an older dude

00:17:38.900 But I'm just telling you 0.98

00:17:40.340 I'm so in my I don't give a fuck right now 0.64

00:17:43.020 like mood you look very disappointed and i'm sorry but like this happens this happens every 0.99

00:17:48.640 time we talk to her every girl wants an older fucking guy dude no girl wants a younger dude 0.71

00:17:52.900 never mind sorry logan you didn't look just okay great that's why you're just like okay no i was 0.99

00:17:57.860 itching my eye he's crying um but yeah so that's the story and that's the tea i'm i just really

00:18:04.600 don't care right now all right yeah what do you care about um i don't i think about like what i 0.86

00:18:11.600 wear i care about that oh i care about like world peace you're a liar no i believe her because the

00:18:18.840 turtle thing and the not using plastic straw that has nothing to do yeah he remembered what about 0.99

00:18:25.140 like now fuck that you were just in tiger's music video you're just in tiger's music video 0.89

00:18:29.400 yo you looked hot thank you you really did it yeah you did you did great how'd that come about 0.99

00:18:34.280 um oh i slid in his dms but i guess yeah but like i already knew him whatever like for sure

00:18:41.280 I was just like, oh, I like this song.

00:18:43.880 This song goes.

00:18:45.180 And then he was like, oh, yeah, you should be in the music video.

00:18:48.400 And I was like, oh, yeah, are you going to pay my rent?

00:18:50.440 And then he was like, yeah.

00:18:52.100 And then I was like, all right, put the connection.

00:18:53.680 Let's do it. 1.00

00:18:54.220 Nah, shut up. 1.00

00:18:54.980 Was that simple? 1.00

00:18:55.700 Yeah.

00:18:56.200 Y'all smash?

00:18:57.000 No.

00:18:57.400 You're lying.

00:18:57.840 No, I'm not lying. 1.00

00:18:58.640 I don't lie on my pussy, you know? 1.00

00:19:00.260 Why would you not… 1.00

00:19:01.020 That would be the only thing you probably would want to lie about.

00:19:03.920 Well, if I'm kind of like a guy, though, like I just told you guys,

00:19:06.680 like I had like a full-on like polygamy relationship at one point.

00:19:09.120 I'm kind of like a guy, so I don't really— 0.99

00:19:10.820 I'm telling you guys, I really don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:19:12.380 Did you guys smash? 0.99

00:19:13.300 No, I'm telling you, no.

00:19:14.600 Why not?

00:19:15.400 Seems like something—

00:19:16.080 I don't think he's, like, into, like—

00:19:18.380 Wait, wait, girls?

00:19:19.540 Into what?

00:19:19.980 Into what?

00:19:20.420 Oh, you guys, hold on.

00:19:21.800 It's really getting tea in here.

00:19:23.160 Stop.

00:19:23.640 I'm really messy.

00:19:24.600 Let's not do this.

00:19:27.120 Is that a way to tell us to move on?

00:19:28.760 Yeah.

00:19:29.520 I don't know if I want to.

00:19:30.480 The answer is no. 0.99

00:19:31.260 I didn't fuck him. 0.99

00:19:32.420 No, but I'm just asking why. 0.99

00:19:33.740 I'm just asking why.

00:19:35.040 I just don't think it was going down like that,

00:19:37.520 or was that kind of tea,

00:19:38.720 and it was cool.

00:19:39.980 Did you guys smash? 1.00

00:19:41.660 Bitch. 1.00

00:19:43.920 Wait. 1.00

00:19:45.080 Did that,

00:19:45.580 did you guys shoot that in,

00:19:46.760 in Saddle Ranch here in LA?

00:19:48.980 Yeah.

00:19:50.120 That's awesome.

00:19:50.460 That's actually where I shot

00:19:51.380 my first music video

00:19:52.240 when I was 16.

00:19:53.320 Oh, no way.

00:19:53.820 And it was for A Ladies 0.60

00:19:55.600 for Travis Porter.

00:19:57.620 Yeah, I was like,

00:19:58.040 I wasn't even supposed to be

00:19:59.280 on set legally

00:20:00.000 because I was like so young.

00:20:02.160 Whoa.

00:20:02.740 Yeah. 0.89

00:20:03.340 But we finessed it.

00:20:05.120 I did it.

00:20:05.680 And like,

00:20:06.080 then I started to

00:20:06.860 getting in the industry and like doing music videos and modeling and acting and yo you know

00:20:12.860 what impresses me most is you do stand-up yeah i have how hard is that i want to do it i mean

00:20:18.160 it's not like i mean i got pretty drunk like every time i've done it so i mean it's kind of

00:20:23.320 i get a little nervous but um i really liked it i had a lot of fun everybody was like didn't know

00:20:31.020 if it was like

00:20:31.940 it was

00:20:32.400 when I go on stage

00:20:33.940 it's kind of like

00:20:34.700 whoa

00:20:35.680 why?

00:20:36.660 what do you mean?

00:20:36.960 because my jokes are like

00:20:38.280 nothing

00:20:38.800 nothing at all

00:20:41.140 you have to at least

00:20:41.820 tell us who it was

00:20:42.560 my sister

00:20:43.080 your sister?

00:20:44.180 yeah my little sister

00:20:44.800 dang 1.00

00:20:45.160 that's the only girl 1.00

00:20:46.040 that calls you 1.00

00:20:47.040 my phone's dry as fuck 1.00

00:20:49.400 sorry 0.98

00:20:49.740 I had nobody

00:20:50.560 aww

00:20:51.780 yo I'm looking at your

00:20:53.040 Instagram here

00:20:54.120 and like

00:20:54.500 I've never seen a video on you

00:20:56.900 and then you come on here

00:20:57.780 with this 0.96

00:20:58.140 crazy big personality 0.97

00:20:59.820 like

00:21:00.200 How is it possible that you can be both hot and funny?

00:21:03.560 It's great.

00:21:04.420 Thanks.

00:21:04.740 And then even like, by the way, you didn't have Instagram for that long.

00:21:08.100 That's not a big scroll I just did there.

00:21:10.000 Well, I've cleaned up, you know?

00:21:12.120 When you say that, you mean you deleted?

00:21:14.420 Or you archived?

00:21:14.840 I archived, yeah.

00:21:17.000 What were you cleaning up?

00:21:18.800 I mean, just content that I don't, you know?

00:21:21.660 Give me an example.

00:21:23.280 Like, I have like, a lot of people know me from my Hi My Name's T videos.

00:21:28.440 And they're not

00:21:29.020 I have like probably one up there now

00:21:30.740 But why?

00:21:32.940 I don't understand

00:21:33.520 Because

00:21:34.100 Because I did that

00:21:36.040 And I'm ready to move forward in my career

00:21:37.740 Okay

00:21:38.640 Yeah

00:21:39.040 Oh so it's not like a

00:21:40.060 You weren't

00:21:40.440 You were getting like

00:21:41.180 Like look at that one right there 0.99

00:21:42.980 Look at the one with my butt 1.00

00:21:43.800 This one? 1.00

00:21:44.200 Yeah

00:21:44.400 You want me to actually watch it?

00:21:45.620 Yeah

00:21:45.920 I could do that

00:21:46.480 I'm gonna look at

00:21:47.100 Watch you watch it

00:21:48.120 I like watching

00:21:48.940 You gonna make eye contact with me the whole time?

00:21:52.360 No you have to watch

00:21:53.160 So

00:21:53.600 So you're gonna watch me?

00:21:54.580 Just do it 0.99

00:21:55.040 Let's just fucking watch the video 0.99

00:21:55.900 I'm not looking at you anymore 0.99

00:21:56.820 What do you

00:21:57.880 You're just rolling around on the floor?

00:22:00.260 You didn't press the sound.

00:22:01.920 Well, because the...

00:22:04.100 Don't protect me with difficulties.

00:22:05.580 You should probably press one of those buttons.

00:22:07.660 Is there like a thing that says, 1.00

00:22:09.060 fucking idiot? 1.00

00:22:11.080 I would press it every time. 1.00

00:22:13.640 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:22:14.100 Wait, now I got to go from the beginning. 1.00

00:22:15.160 No, we're going to do it.

00:22:16.120 Here we go.

00:22:17.260 Hi, my name's T. 1.00

00:22:19.240 And don't ask me what the fuck I bring to the table, bitch. 1.00

00:22:22.060 I am the table. 1.00

00:22:25.060 You're not lying.

00:22:26.280 Here's a picture with actual proof.

00:22:27.880 A table on top of a table.

00:22:30.140 Wow.

00:22:30.800 Yeah.

00:22:31.580 So when you say you are the table, what does that mean?

00:22:34.780 People just put things on you and sit under you?

00:22:37.760 Eat you?

00:22:38.320 Yeah.

00:22:38.480 Eat off you?

00:22:39.140 Yeah.

00:22:39.980 That's tight.

00:22:41.000 Put chairs under you?

00:22:42.680 For sale at Home Depot?

00:22:44.000 No.

00:22:44.580 Sorry.

00:22:45.440 It's a little bit more expensive kind of a table, if you know what I'm saying.

00:22:49.860 Pottery Barn.

00:22:50.560 Do you have a team?

00:22:51.640 Do you have a photographer who takes your pictures regularly?

00:22:53.940 Is it your assistant?

00:22:54.940 No.

00:22:55.100 She's great, by the way.

00:22:55.860 No, yeah, she is.

00:22:57.360 No.

00:22:57.880 I just shoot with, like, people I vibe with at that moment.

00:23:02.480 I don't have anybody consistent.

00:23:03.920 I'm not.

00:23:04.540 Did you go to college?

00:23:06.040 Did I?

00:23:06.640 Yeah.

00:23:06.960 I tried it.

00:23:07.460 Not for me.

00:23:08.060 But shout out to all the people that do do it.

00:23:10.400 Do it only if you're going to be a dentist or a lawyer.

00:23:12.540 Otherwise, you're going to waste your money. 1.00

00:23:13.880 It's going to be fucking shit for you and your family. 1.00

00:23:15.480 What about a doctor? 1.00

00:23:16.840 What?

00:23:17.120 Oh, yeah, that too.

00:23:17.840 What about a surgeon?

00:23:18.740 All that in the medical field. 1.00

00:23:20.440 Shut up, Mike! 0.99

00:23:21.180 What about an engineer? 1.00

00:23:24.360 Engineer for what?

00:23:25.340 Like an engineer, dog.

00:23:26.580 I was an engineer, dog.

00:23:27.880 You went to college?

00:23:28.740 Yeah, for one year.

00:23:29.780 Did I beat you?

00:23:31.180 Yeah.

00:23:31.780 What'd you go for?

00:23:32.480 Like one semester.

00:23:34.760 That's six months?

00:23:36.020 Two semesters, actually.

00:23:37.540 I like when you talk like a dude.

00:23:38.840 Do you?

00:23:39.180 I like two semesters.

00:23:40.280 Okay, I'm going to talk like this because Logan likes it.

00:23:43.300 I take that back.

00:23:44.280 Okay, never mind.

00:23:45.420 Sorry. 0.99

00:23:46.220 Dick. 0.94

00:23:47.340 So what about whatever Logan's going to say next? 0.97

00:23:50.420 What about that? 0.99

00:23:52.820 Is your butt real? 0.99

00:23:55.140 What do you think? 0.99

00:23:57.880 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:24:01.120 Before the show started,

00:24:02.320 there was a producer mix-up.

00:24:03.540 Colin was about 20 minutes delayed.

00:24:05.320 We love him.

00:24:05.640 He wasn't even supposed to be here,

00:24:06.500 so shout out Colin. 0.98

00:24:08.060 And I went to show you the pig.

00:24:09.720 And there was a portion

00:24:10.960 where you walked in front of me for a second

00:24:12.420 and I checked you out.

00:24:14.920 And I don't think it is.

00:24:16.100 You don't?

00:24:16.980 Why wouldn't you think it's real?

00:24:18.260 It's too great.

00:24:19.020 It's too great?

00:24:19.960 You should see it without my pants. 0.97

00:24:21.500 Goddamn right I should. 0.96

00:24:22.400 It's mine. 0.91

00:24:22.740 You're absolutely right I should. 1.00

00:24:23.940 It's mine, bitch. 1.00

00:24:25.840 I know you're mad about it. 1.00

00:24:27.200 I see over there you're mad, but it's mine.

00:24:29.780 Are you talking to Andre?

00:24:30.820 I'm talking to anybody who's mad.

00:24:32.580 The camera guy's vegan.

00:24:33.960 I'm vegan.

00:24:35.240 Are you really?

00:24:36.440 Yeah.

00:24:37.100 Well, I eat fish though because, you know.

00:24:39.020 Oh, you're Episcopalian?

00:24:40.260 No, I'm not.

00:24:41.020 I live a vegan lifestyle because I don't eat eggs, cheese, or dairy.

00:24:45.720 Same.

00:24:46.640 Like, you know.

00:24:47.380 Sort of.

00:24:48.740 I eat all those actually.

00:24:50.040 Yesterday I just had a steak and eggs.

00:24:53.240 No, you know what I was more impressed with?

00:24:54.820 Your hips.

00:24:55.660 Thank you.

00:24:56.020 Your hip to butt ratio.

00:24:57.200 It was crazy.

00:24:57.780 Yeah, I've been always had those.

00:24:59.020 People used to make fun of me.

00:25:00.020 Is that genetic? 0.65

00:25:00.560 Like there's nothing girls can do about?

00:25:02.600 No, because I'm actually a girl was like,

00:25:04.960 I'm getting my hips done.

00:25:05.940 And I was like, oh, really?

00:25:06.840 You can do that now?

00:25:08.220 Yeah, so you can, I think you can do that.

00:25:11.460 But I've always had hips 0.99

00:25:12.560 and people used to make fun of me for it.

00:25:14.380 And when I was growing up.

00:25:16.160 For being?

00:25:17.420 They were like, oh, you know,

00:25:19.500 my body was shaped so weird

00:25:20.620 because I was so skinny. 0.82

00:25:21.800 And like, my boobs are fake. 0.91

00:25:23.260 I got my boobs done. 0.93

00:25:24.100 But I used to be so flat.

00:25:25.800 And then like, I was just like skinny. 0.86

00:25:27.200 and I had this big butt, 0.51

00:25:28.140 and my mom used to make me walk around with a roller backpack. 0.98

00:25:30.880 Really? 1.00

00:25:31.540 Yeah, because she didn't want me to have sex.

00:25:33.800 Oh, so if you bring the roller backpack, 0.87

00:25:35.620 whether you can't have sex, is that the whole deal? 1.00

00:25:37.140 Well, nobody wants to fuck a bitch with a roller backpack. 1.00

00:25:39.980 Hold on, that's not true. 1.00

00:25:41.440 Solid point.

00:25:42.160 That's not true.

00:25:43.060 You would have, no, nobody liked me.

00:25:45.540 Everyone thought I was weird.

00:25:46.780 I was not.

00:25:47.220 You are weird. 1.00

00:25:47.900 Okay, but still, I could be fucked still. 1.00

00:25:53.180 But my mom was like, no, give that bitch a roller backpack. 1.00

00:25:56.400 No one will fuck with her. 1.00

00:25:58.500 No one will fuck her. 1.00

00:26:00.220 Did anyone ever try to fuck with you? 1.00

00:26:01.540 No. 1.00

00:26:03.360 I had to beg for the Jansport.

00:26:05.240 You know what I had to do for that Jansport?

00:26:07.480 I had to pull the fridge out and sweep behind it.

00:26:11.120 To get the Jansport bag?

00:26:12.660 You still didn't even get the L.L. Bean shit. 1.00

00:26:14.560 What is that? 1.00

00:26:15.300 It's the next level up.

00:26:16.300 Wow. 1.00

00:26:16.540 I had to rake the fucking yard for that shit. 1.00

00:26:18.660 Well, you see? 1.00

00:26:19.480 But I didn't have a roller bag.

00:26:21.400 Yeah.

00:26:21.800 And it was a suitcase.

00:26:22.960 So I had to literally get down and go like this. 0.99

00:26:25.240 Wait, with your books and shit? 0.99

00:26:26.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:27.520 What's good, yo?

00:26:28.400 My mom did me like that, you guys.

00:26:30.500 She was like, my mom was like, you're going to be a virgin until you get married.

00:26:34.960 It's so funny you say that because people always talk about condoms being the best contraception.

00:26:38.620 Roller bags are so much better.

00:26:40.200 You're right.

00:26:40.660 If you think about it, dude.

00:26:41.920 I'm probably going to do the same thing to my daughter. 1.00

00:26:44.160 Yo, next time I'm about to have sex, she's going to be like, where's the condom, man? 1.00

00:26:48.020 I'm going to be like, I only got a roller bag. 0.94

00:26:49.560 That's all I got.

00:26:50.460 That's all I got. 1.00

00:26:51.400 That's all I'm going to lay in here, bitch. 1.00

00:26:53.540 They're like, take it or leave it. 1.00

00:26:55.420 It's rolling back in raw dick or nothing. 1.00

00:26:57.040 That's it. 1.00

00:26:58.480 Looking at you in the face with you sadly telling me, 1.00

00:27:01.360 I could be fucked still. 1.00

00:27:03.220 I could be fucked still. 1.00

00:27:03.780 Probably one of my favorite jokes on the show. 1.00

00:27:05.680 Hey, you think she's the funniest female, guys? 1.00

00:27:07.920 I think she's like one of the funniest ever. 1.00

00:27:10.520 Funniest ever.

00:27:11.160 I feel like her head is filled with like feathers.

00:27:13.260 Oh, thank you.

00:27:13.820 And jokes.

00:27:14.540 Feathers and jokes.

00:27:14.960 That means I'm soft. 1.00

00:27:17.160 Hey, do you have a vendetta against girls who get fake butts? 0.86

00:27:19.620 Absolutely not. 0.99

00:27:20.420 I think everybody should do what they want to do in order to be happy.

00:27:22.780 Okay, but a second.

00:27:24.480 What? 1.00

00:27:24.920 You could improve your butt. 1.00

00:27:26.980 You can't, like, go to the gym and get boobs. 1.00

00:27:28.900 But you can go to the gym and work out and get a nice booty. 1.00

00:27:31.520 True. 1.00

00:27:31.660 So, for me, when I see a girl with a fake butt, it's like, yo, that's a cop out. 1.00

00:27:35.200 You're being lazy. 0.93

00:27:36.560 I wouldn't look at it like that because that's kind of being a little hard on people.

00:27:40.120 Life is not easy. 0.99

00:27:41.220 Life's a bitch. 0.99

00:27:41.860 Are you hard on yourself, too? 1.00

00:27:43.120 Oh! 0.98

00:27:44.980 I'm disgusting on myself. 0.92

00:27:47.040 I, like, I pound myself to the ground with facts. 0.60

00:27:49.800 I mean, yo, life is not easy.

00:27:51.340 Yeah. 0.63

00:27:51.620 You want a big booty? 1.00

00:27:54.540 Go to the gym and work for it. 1.00

00:27:56.080 Or, by the way, just go buy one.

00:27:58.380 Do you work out?

00:27:59.740 Do you do squats and stuff?

00:28:00.480 I do.

00:28:01.200 Yeah, I do.

00:28:01.580 See, there you go.

00:28:02.280 I used to box.

00:28:04.320 And I used to cheerlead and do track and play basketball for a little bit.

00:28:08.380 So I've always been in sports.

00:28:11.240 Did you run track?

00:28:12.760 Yeah, I did.

00:28:13.520 But I was pretty slow.

00:28:14.700 Oh.

00:28:15.160 I still ran.

00:28:17.200 So right there, like, why did you decide?

00:28:18.840 Because that was not, like, a sexual question.

00:28:20.400 I guess it wasn't.

00:28:21.240 What do you think it is?

00:28:22.280 I don't know.

00:28:22.720 Is it like every time I'm awkward?

00:28:24.360 No, I think it's maybe when you feel like the energy getting downtrod.

00:28:27.780 You're like, oh, funny switch.

00:28:29.460 And then you.

00:28:29.820 Oh, really?

00:28:30.520 I don't know.

00:28:31.220 It's just like, that's just how I'm programmed.

00:28:32.980 Hey, it's tight.

00:28:33.520 You're doing good.

00:28:33.980 Yeah, thanks.

00:28:34.440 I'm going to take a second. 0.99

00:28:34.760 I know another girl that does that, but in the opposite direction. 1.00

00:28:37.120 Who the fuck is she? 1.00

00:28:38.500 I'll kill her. 1.00

00:28:40.380 Riley Reid. 1.00

00:28:41.440 Every time she.

00:28:42.080 Who's that?

00:28:42.520 Sounds familiar. 1.00

00:28:43.200 She's a porn star. 1.00

00:28:44.340 And when she answers questions, she'll like answer questions. 1.00

00:28:47.200 She's a porn star. 0.99

00:28:47.600 I'll be honest with you. 1.00

00:28:48.240 I'm not going to say shit. 0.99

00:28:51.240 Yeah, I do. 0.99

00:28:52.380 Because you know why? 1.00

00:28:53.460 I'm going to sit here and just eat a fucking dick. 1.00

00:28:54.560 I heard people don't really like Mike to talk, so. 1.00

00:28:57.820 That's right.

00:28:58.580 Except for the cool people. 0.99

00:29:00.080 Like Adam22, like all the influencers and shit, 1.00

00:29:02.600 they fuck with me, but the kids don't. 1.00

00:29:04.040 And the kids are who pay the bills. 1.00

00:29:05.360 So keep talking.

00:29:06.980 Go ahead.

00:29:07.720 Are we done with Mike now?

00:29:09.180 Yeah, I'm done for the show.

00:29:10.080 Maybe not.

00:29:10.720 Okay, go.

00:29:11.240 Bye.

00:29:11.720 Yo, no one. 1.00

00:29:12.440 Why don't you eat a fucking dick? 1.00

00:29:14.100 Eat what? 1.00

00:29:15.040 I don't know.

00:29:15.440 What do you want me to eat? 1.00

00:29:16.400 A dick? 1.00

00:29:17.200 Aw. 1.00

00:29:17.780 No, I'm playing.

00:29:18.280 Go.

00:29:18.620 What were you saying?

00:29:19.900 I don't know.

00:29:20.500 I wasn't very fast at track.

00:29:21.840 That was unfortunate.

00:29:22.760 It was just like very just like so like mediocre. 0.97

00:29:26.780 Dick, eat that. 0.98

00:29:28.340 Try again. 0.99

00:29:28.780 I don't know.

00:29:29.220 A popsicle?

00:29:29.800 Try again.

00:29:29.840 No, try again.

00:29:30.480 Try again, Mike.

00:29:31.220 Try again.

00:29:31.920 Lettuce.

00:29:32.480 A salad.

00:29:33.420 Lettuce. 0.99

00:29:34.000 I don't fucking know what you want to eat. 0.99

00:29:35.600 You're great. 0.99

00:29:37.440 Hey, Logan.

00:29:38.340 I love you.

00:29:39.260 I love you.

00:29:41.280 Oh, my God.

00:29:44.400 That was weird.

00:29:45.020 Imagine arguing with me.

00:29:46.080 I love this girl.

00:29:46.920 Yo, that's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:29:47.920 Is being in a relationship with you, for lack of better verbiage, a fucking bitch? 1.00

00:29:54.080 Like, does it suck? 1.00

00:29:55.500 Because you're quick. 0.98

00:29:56.500 Because you're quick.

00:29:57.060 You're probably a great arguer.

00:29:58.540 Will you admit when you're wrong?

00:30:00.140 Don't lie to me.

00:30:00.820 No.

00:30:01.220 If you're wrong, will you back down?

00:30:02.900 If you make a valid point.

00:30:05.060 Of course.

00:30:06.180 I will be like, you know what?

00:30:07.960 I can't even argue.

00:30:09.220 But are you sure?

00:30:10.120 Because I feel like you have a lot of pride.

00:30:11.480 No, no, no, no, no.

00:30:12.040 Maybe I'm reading you wrong.

00:30:12.840 No, I really don't.

00:30:13.760 I'm very, like, transparent.

00:30:16.760 I can be like understanding to if someone sees me a certain way

00:30:20.100 and I can see, I can be like, oh, I get how you could think that.

00:30:23.580 And I'm sorry that you feel that way.

00:30:25.280 I'll do better next time.

00:30:26.760 I will try.

00:30:28.000 But a lot of people do have a misunderstanding of me.

00:30:32.180 And sometimes that happens in my relationships.

00:30:35.360 I don't even know if it's a misunderstanding.

00:30:37.300 I'm just like, you're so quick and you're funny.

00:30:39.820 Do you find yourself deflecting with comedy a lot?

00:30:41.880 It's a major problem I have.

00:30:43.720 Ooh, good question.

00:30:46.760 I mean, it's not like, you know, I don't think a secret.

00:30:50.900 I think every girl is a little insecure.

00:30:53.200 So it's like, yeah, like maybe sometimes I do do that.

00:30:56.280 I think that's possible.

00:30:57.860 Any of your boyfriends complain about that?

00:30:59.500 About what?

00:31:00.160 You not being, I don't, I use this for me, but like emotionally available or is that,

00:31:06.440 is that jump into a conclusion?

00:31:08.700 Well, yeah, kind of because my boyfriends, like I've only had two boyfriends ever in

00:31:13.460 my life and the two of them they i'm very i'm very open as far as being emotional but if you're

00:31:17.960 dating me yes it might be to get over to the next hurdle it might be a little bit of a problem for

00:31:23.900 you yeah that i'm not emotional and i'm not attached see that seems difficult you seem

00:31:29.520 difficult you'd be tough to date you'd be tough to date i don't know about that imagine you get

00:31:34.780 an argument you're like where do you want to go to eat i'm not difficult i don't know where i want

00:31:38.840 to eat oh yeah i usually do like um if people order for me i'm like i don't know what the

00:31:45.340 fuck i want just order for me oh for real yeah i'd rather if they pay for you are you into that 1.00

00:31:49.660 well yeah i mean some girls are i know a couple girls that like will fight will fight for the 1.00

00:31:54.340 bill no absolutely not no you're a man i'm gonna let you be a man what's a thing a man does maybe

00:31:58.600 he assumes that like okay so an assumption like i should order for the girl an assumption i should

00:32:02.280 open the door an assumption i should pay is there an assumption that actually pisses you off

00:32:06.380 if a guy goes to do something for you

00:32:08.720 and you're like yo I got this

00:32:10.220 I'm my name's name's T

00:32:11.680 I'm my name's T

00:32:15.280 I mean

00:32:17.040 I could

00:32:18.440 yeah I could kind of get irritated if I'm already

00:32:20.700 irritated like

00:32:21.600 do you get hangry?

00:32:23.220 yes

00:32:23.620 you're very quick with these questions

00:32:26.700 read the sign

00:32:28.160 impulsive

00:32:29.900 say it in a deep voice

00:32:32.920 impulsive

00:32:33.880 hold on can I put in an ad right here

00:32:37.300 shop hi my name's T if you want to get

00:32:39.220 skinny and get away shinner you can totally do

00:32:41.220 that at my store yeah get a booty 0.99

00:32:43.280 like me woohoo

00:32:44.940 that was great

00:32:45.840 you're a real star

00:32:47.520 you did it a booty like you

00:32:50.640 impossible I mean

00:32:52.340 I haven't put that T out yet but it will be there

00:32:55.020 on shop hi my name's T dot com

00:32:56.760 yeah go there

00:32:58.040 I don't know I feel like

00:33:00.440 I feel like we didn't really close that loop

00:33:03.740 I mean, oh, yeah.

00:33:05.460 No, I get irritated if I'm already irritated.

00:33:08.480 Like, don't open my door if you already pissed me off. 1.00

00:33:11.260 Like, you're already a bitch in my mind. 1.00

00:33:12.780 Now you're going to open my door, bitch. 1.00

00:33:14.720 Move the fuck out of the way. 1.00

00:33:15.660 I'm a grown ass when I open my own door. 1.00

00:33:17.100 Bye. 1.00

00:33:17.300 Got you, got you.

00:33:17.980 Wait, do you have an ego?

00:33:19.820 Yes, T.

00:33:21.040 Yeah, but like-

00:33:21.720 T is my alter ego. 1.00

00:33:24.600 Where's Tamara? 1.00

00:33:25.460 Tamara. 1.00

00:33:26.080 Tamara is in here somewhere, sometimes.

00:33:28.260 But you're being T right now?

00:33:29.240 I mean, I'm being a mixture.

00:33:31.240 But yeah, I have an alter ego. 0.98

00:33:32.100 What's Tamara like? 0.96

00:33:32.980 like the actual yeah oh she's so sweet yeah she's really sweet i really like her but she gets her 0.90

00:33:39.600 feelings hurt a lot because people are shit and i don't want to be like you know hurt so i'll be t 0.85

00:33:47.680 oh okay all right no i just we're making we're making headway you don't want to be her no are 0.98

00:33:53.620 you afraid of being vulnerable no i don't believe i'm not afraid of being vulnerable i just don't

00:34:00.000 want to be vulnerable yo i said that same thing last night i was talking to someone like why

00:34:05.140 just having fun is so much better i mean we're so young so much more blissful on this side

00:34:11.400 smiling and being happy and like but also like are we doing ourselves a disservice by not allowing

00:34:16.920 us to connect with people all the time as emotionally as it can be i don't know maybe

00:34:22.000 i'm speaking for myself um i don't think so because i think if you're actually meant to

00:34:26.580 connect to someone it will happen no matter no matter if you have your guard up or down 0.93

00:34:31.340 because the right bitch will be like look all this whatever you're doing right now totally fine 0.96

00:34:37.160 with it i'll put up with it but i'm gonna be me and if you like me cool if you don't then whatever 1.00

00:34:41.720 but the right girl will bring it out of you hey big facts how'd you get in wild and out that's 0.83

00:34:46.960 awesome that's fucking dope thank you um i was just being you know funny on ig 0.56

00:34:52.320 Am I going to get copyright for this? 0.99

00:34:58.180 Damn, she got you good? 0.98

00:34:59.380 She thought it was funny. 1.00

00:35:00.080 Okay.

00:35:04.860 Are you funny?

00:35:08.440 Thank you, period.

00:35:09.600 Thank you, period.

00:35:13.340 How'd you get on that show?

00:35:15.120 I just was funny on Instagram.

00:35:17.000 And then Nick Cannon, he DM'd me. 0.95

00:35:20.340 And he was like, you're so fucking funny.

00:35:22.000 come on my show like I would love for you to audition okay and so um they flew me out to 0.95

00:35:27.620 Atlanta and I auditioned and then I went home and I was like I know I booked it they loved me

00:35:33.540 everybody loved me and then um yeah and then they asked me to be on the show what was the audition

00:35:37.960 like the audition was like I was there um with um I don't know if you guys are familiar with Natalie

00:35:43.640 Nunn from Bad Girls Club but I was hanging out with her she was there other comedians were there

00:35:48.800 that I had seen other like reality people. 0.91

00:35:52.240 I mean, it was just like a big ass group of people 0.93

00:35:54.460 and everybody was just auditioning for the show.

00:35:57.200 And then I went in and I was just like talking to like everybody,

00:36:01.880 like producers, Nick was there, a couple other people.

00:36:05.200 And I was just, they were just asking me questions.

00:36:06.820 I was just being myself and then they asked me to rap.

00:36:08.900 But that's it?

00:36:09.820 There was no like script reading or like a standup joke session?

00:36:13.100 I mean, they asked me to, they just wanted to talk to me

00:36:15.040 to see if I was naturally funny, I think.

00:36:17.000 And you know.

00:36:17.760 Did you freestyle?

00:36:18.800 Yeah, no, I didn't freestyle.

00:36:20.040 I had a rap prepared.

00:36:20.920 Can you do a roast of Mike right now?

00:36:23.400 I'll give you like 10 seconds.

00:36:24.620 But like, I'm sure you got something prepared.

00:36:26.700 I mean, like, it'd be cool if you wrapped it.

00:36:29.500 I mean, oh, man, I can't.

00:36:34.820 I'll give you some ammo.

00:36:37.660 I'll try.

00:36:38.040 You want to roast me, but I could probably do better. 0.69

00:36:41.240 I said earlier, your head is full of feathers. 1.00

00:36:44.360 I think if you were a white girl, your name would be Heather. 0.94

00:36:46.860 Bro, I can't.

00:36:47.880 I don't want to get you mad and make you feel dead, 1.00

00:36:50.120 but I just want to hear about how you used to fuck Trippie Redd. 0.99

00:36:54.500 And I feel like you're mad because I'm wearing a Trippie Redd shirt. 0.99

00:36:57.340 What's good?

00:36:58.160 Oh, no.

00:36:59.720 What's good?

00:37:00.380 Ammo.

00:37:01.280 Ammo.

00:37:01.740 I got bars for days, bro. 1.00

00:37:04.100 I got something for y'all ass. 1.00

00:37:05.400 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:37:07.260 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:37:08.900 And I'm not going to rhyme or rap. 1.00

00:37:11.200 He's going to talk.

00:37:11.820 No, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.99

00:37:13.100 That's not how fucking it works. 1.00

00:37:14.340 I dropped the beat, bitch. 1.00

00:37:15.500 It's called poetic. 1.00

00:37:16.560 It's acapella.

00:37:17.360 It's called Poem.

00:37:18.960 He's dropping a beat.

00:37:19.820 Yeah, I am.

00:37:20.460 I just, I don't have YouTube premium.

00:37:22.220 I got hit with an ad.

00:37:22.800 Emily, he tried me.

00:37:24.920 Don't do it.

00:37:25.780 Don't do it.

00:37:26.520 Do it.

00:37:28.320 Is this too slow?

00:37:29.760 Whoa, Mike.

00:37:30.800 You really tried to go there with me. 1.00

00:37:34.240 That was fucked up, Mike. 0.99

00:37:35.880 Okay, period. 1.00

00:37:38.020 Mike, you're a loser. 1.00

00:37:41.960 You're literally on Logan's show. 1.00

00:37:44.120 And, like, it seems like you're not paid to be here.

00:37:50.420 It seems like you're just, like, one of his hoes.

00:37:56.680 I don't want to, like, diss Logan, but I'm just wondering. 1.00

00:37:59.360 Like, do you suck his dick? 1.00

00:38:00.760 No, you're crushing it. 1.00

00:38:01.320 No, I'm just, I'm sorry.

00:38:03.180 Like, you really brought up somebody that I never touched. 0.99

00:38:05.880 I never fucked that nigga. 0.99

00:38:07.460 You brought him up. 1.00

00:38:08.600 For what reason?

00:38:10.120 Do you, are you, I'm just wondering, you guys.

00:38:12.520 Is Mike gay?

00:38:16.540 All right. 0.88

00:38:17.300 Got it.

00:38:18.740 Yo.

00:38:19.400 I am not a rapper.

00:38:21.920 Yo, yo.

00:38:22.560 Like freestyle-wise.

00:38:23.160 I'm all the way over here, but still can't feel your reach. 1.00

00:38:26.240 Who the fuck let this ugly hoe off her leash? 1.00

00:38:29.500 Send her back to the fucking cave that she came from. 1.00

00:38:33.020 I might just use her as a place to dump cum. 1.00

00:38:35.980 What the fuck is good living in the hood? 1.00

00:38:38.780 If you pour that drink on me, I'm going to kick your ass. 1.00

00:38:40.640 Fuck shit. 1.00

00:38:41.360 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:38:42.520 Come here, bitch. 1.00

00:38:47.780 Let's go. 1.00

00:38:48.940 I know he's gay. 0.56

00:38:55.880 That was awesome. 1.00

00:38:59.520 Killed it.

00:39:03.500 Back to the show. 0.56

00:39:05.600 Very classy.

00:39:06.720 Hit that subscribe button.

00:39:09.160 So I can subscribe to Impulsive,

00:39:10.580 the number one podcast in the world.

00:39:11.760 Whoa

00:39:12.660 It went there

00:39:14.000 He brought it up

00:39:14.820 Why did he wear that shirt?

00:39:16.660 He's here

00:39:16.900 Do you think he did it on purpose?

00:39:18.720 Oh yeah

00:39:19.000 I didn't know about that situation

00:39:20.580 You did or did not date that 1.00

00:39:21.860 That trippy red

00:39:22.660 The tea is

00:39:23.460 Yeah I dated him or whatever

00:39:24.860 But you didn't touch him? 0.99

00:39:26.520 No I never fucked him 0.99

00:39:27.540 But you didn't touch him? 0.99

00:39:28.880 I mean

00:39:29.260 That's what you

00:39:29.640 I'm sure you touched him

00:39:30.720 Okay yeah

00:39:31.900 Whoa

00:39:33.540 Why did you smash?

00:39:35.680 Why?

00:39:36.220 Yeah

00:39:36.400 Because I was kind of like

00:39:37.520 I feel like

00:39:38.180 I wonder

00:39:38.640 If he's like

00:39:40.120 Just trying to tell me

00:39:41.200 he's my boyfriend 1.00

00:39:41.880 to have sex with me 0.99

00:39:43.080 because he was telling me 1.00

00:39:44.320 I was his girlfriend

00:39:45.240 so fast

00:39:46.320 and I was like

00:39:47.580 so confused

00:39:48.540 I was like

00:39:49.340 hey you reserved

00:39:50.540 it like that

00:39:51.140 I mean yeah

00:39:51.920 I'm always

00:39:52.720 I'm always so intrigued

00:39:54.240 and by the way

00:39:54.940 you could sit down

00:39:55.500 whenever you want

00:39:56.180 well I don't know

00:39:57.260 if I can

00:39:58.020 why you gotta

00:40:01.400 why'd you bring the bow 1.00

00:40:02.560 I got a present for her 0.97

00:40:03.520 oh you got your present

00:40:04.500 let's see

00:40:05.260 you got your present

00:40:06.800 no

00:40:07.020 easy 1.00

00:40:07.940 you're a bitch 1.00

00:40:10.080 alright let's 1.00

00:40:10.640 Sit down, Mike.

00:40:12.520 Sit down.

00:40:12.880 Yo, let's have a truce, yo.

00:40:13.740 No.

00:40:16.740 My voice is pretty loud.

00:40:18.260 Yo, let's have a truce, yo.

00:40:19.340 What?

00:40:19.620 What's the truce?

00:40:20.520 It's just us being friends, yo.

00:40:22.380 What's my gift? 0.99

00:40:23.400 Why you gotta call me fucking... 1.00

00:40:25.680 Gay? 1.00

00:40:26.920 Because you act gay. 0.97

00:40:28.380 But I mean, how, though? 1.00

00:40:29.700 Dude, you act like you take it up the ass. 0.99

00:40:31.700 Like, you're really arguing with me. 1.00

00:40:33.140 Is there something wrong with that in 2019 to be gay?

00:40:36.720 Is that what you're saying on the show, T?

00:40:38.040 No, you know what's wrong?

00:40:38.960 Is that the T right now, T?

00:40:40.280 you know what's wrong

00:40:41.120 what's good 0.98

00:40:41.680 when guys are gay

00:40:43.380 and they don't say

00:40:44.300 they're gay

00:40:44.800 that's what's wrong 0.99

00:40:45.820 so being a closeted gay 0.96

00:40:47.480 that's not okay 0.94

00:40:48.120 in 2019

00:40:48.660 is that what you're saying

00:40:49.320 yeah it's not okay

00:40:50.260 there's a horrible feedback

00:40:51.100 through this

00:40:51.660 very controversial

00:40:52.440 discussion

00:40:53.380 this all might just be

00:40:54.580 it's this

00:40:55.120 I don't 0.99

00:40:55.800 I don't fucking 0.98

00:40:56.480 something happened 0.99

00:40:57.120 no stop

00:40:58.420 don't touch me

00:40:58.960 leave me alone

00:40:59.940 stop 0.99

00:41:00.500 stop

00:41:01.220 don't breathe

00:41:02.340 this was just getting good

00:41:03.340 no but really

00:41:04.160 though really

00:41:05.000 we're good

00:41:06.900 alright we're good 0.95

00:41:07.780 so all right so being back to being a closeted gay in 2019 is not okay 0.81

00:41:14.060 i don't think it's that dude i still hear it what's going on all right all right closeted 0.65

00:41:22.640 gay 2019 not okay was that a question are you saying i'm asking her is that the truth no it's 0.92

00:41:28.720 not okay it's 2019 if you're gay be gay yeah but what if i'm not comfortable and ready to come out

00:41:32.900 I mean, why would you be uncomfortable in 2019? 0.91

00:41:36.440 Here's why.

00:41:37.120 Yo, because if you live in like a flyover state,

00:41:38.760 and I always use them as an example,

00:41:40.980 like sometimes parents there are harsh.

00:41:44.260 They're harsh on their closet.

00:41:46.660 Maybe.

00:41:47.460 Yeah, what if I'm nervous and scared?

00:41:49.160 Or the school you go to is still very conservative. 1.00

00:41:51.980 There's a lot of people that are still dealing with that shit. 0.99

00:41:54.320 Like it's hard for them to come out. 0.99

00:41:55.740 So I just don't think that's fair, yo.

00:41:57.980 How did we get here?

00:41:59.040 How did we get here?

00:41:59.600 What if I'm scared of school?

00:42:00.500 Mike, it's Mike.

00:42:01.400 I'm just saying.

00:42:02.320 Mike. 1.00

00:42:02.900 yo this is great this is why kids don't like you though i mean i get it now bro like shit like what 0.98

00:42:09.600 like they always say what i thought i almost i almost was like you know what mike's cool but 0.99

00:42:14.660 you know what i just i just don't give a fuck yo and you have you had some weird energy and shit 0.99

00:42:19.380 so when when did i have weird energy you're the one who fucking came on the show wearing my ex 0.99

00:42:24.180 boyfriend's shirt it's kind of weird no but it's kind of weird it was just a random shirt and now 0.99

00:42:30.220 No, you're trying to make me look like the bad guy for saying that you're gay.

00:42:33.320 And it's not like, it's like, oh.

00:42:34.460 No, I'm not.

00:42:35.120 I'm just saying, like, let me come out at my pace, yo.

00:42:38.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:39.020 No, you don't have to come out because I outed you. 0.99

00:42:41.440 You're gay. 0.97

00:42:41.880 Yeah, but you shouldn't. 0.99

00:42:42.380 You can't do that.

00:42:42.980 I already did it, baby.

00:42:44.360 No, but you're going to get canceled.

00:42:46.840 Cancel me.

00:42:47.580 2019, you can't out people, yo.

00:42:50.100 I already did. 1.00

00:42:52.120 Fuck, bro. 1.00

00:42:53.320 I mean, shit, do you feel good about the fact that I got outed on your show? 1.00

00:42:58.100 That's fucked up, bro. 1.00

00:42:59.180 logan has no words for this subject i think i had my gay scandal i don't need one more 0.99

00:43:07.160 and by the way that was low-key as y'all really got into it i don't even have she's the one with

00:43:16.360 that's it but no but this exact reason is exactly why i decided not to do wild and out the next

00:43:23.960 season why because i was actually signed for three seasons but i didn't want to do it anymore

00:43:28.640 because of people like Mike

00:43:30.920 because they think

00:43:31.860 they think real life 0.99

00:43:34.920 shit can actually be funny 0.98

00:43:36.760 my jokes aren't like 0.96

00:43:37.960 my jokes are about myself

00:43:39.260 like that's why

00:43:40.260 like I think people

00:43:41.260 like kind of are cool with me

00:43:43.340 because I don't really make fun

00:43:44.820 of other people

00:43:45.400 I really make fun of myself

00:43:46.560 so for somebody to be like

00:43:48.580 oh like how she did 0.98

00:43:49.760 like oh yeah plastic surgery 1.00

00:43:51.260 like why would you make me feel

00:43:52.760 why would you think

00:43:53.700 that that's funny

00:43:54.420 that someone decided 0.99

00:43:55.760 to go under a fucking 1.00

00:43:56.940 full-on knife 1.00

00:43:57.820 and do something to them? 0.78

00:43:59.200 Like, you want to make that a joke?

00:44:00.500 So what's a joke and what's not, then?

00:44:02.180 Like, where's the line?

00:44:03.160 I think the line is something that's a little bit personal.

00:44:05.860 Because you joked about homosexuality,

00:44:07.520 so how is that okay, but surgery's not?

00:44:09.680 I mean, when did I joke about it?

00:44:11.040 I wasn't joking. 0.99

00:44:11.860 I really think you're gay. 0.95

00:44:12.820 Yeah, but, like, everybody that knows me 0.99

00:44:14.600 knows that there's no less gay person on the planet. 1.00

00:44:17.460 I literally have a pussy addiction. 1.00

00:44:18.260 I mean, but I don't know you. 0.99

00:44:19.420 You've only showed me.

00:44:20.720 I have a lot of gay friends, baby. 0.91

00:44:22.520 And you showed me a lot of traits of someone that's gay.

00:44:24.620 I mean, if you're down, I could show you the not gay side.

00:44:27.280 I'm not.

00:44:27.640 I'm like, what's good?

00:44:28.380 But I appreciate it.

00:44:30.020 All right.

00:44:30.440 I mean, I don't know what else to say to you.

00:44:31.680 I don't have to prove to myself.

00:44:32.100 You don't have to say anything.

00:44:33.540 I think that's what people want.

00:44:35.260 What?

00:44:35.860 Me not say anything?

00:44:37.060 So why don't you take over my job?

00:44:38.460 I don't get paid, though. 1.00

00:44:39.660 And all you can do is suck Logan's dick all day if you're okay with that. 1.00

00:44:42.480 Me? 1.00

00:44:42.840 Yeah.

00:44:43.420 Me?

00:44:44.220 I mean, I wouldn't totally, you know, it's, you know.

00:44:50.080 All right.

00:44:51.860 I mean, I don't understand.

00:44:53.600 I'll take this one by one.

00:44:55.420 Facts.

00:44:56.600 Yeah, press a button.

00:44:57.240 First off, you do get paid.

00:44:58.200 Press a button.

00:44:58.780 I know I get paid. 1.00

00:44:59.620 Nothing she fucking says. 1.00

00:45:00.900 Who gives a fuck what she says about it? 1.00

00:45:02.640 I mean, we were joking, right? 0.99

00:45:04.660 Weren't we just joking, you guys?

00:45:06.340 I was joking.

00:45:06.460 It was so funny.

00:45:07.380 I was joking, y'all.

00:45:08.560 It was so funny, right?

00:45:13.440 Hey, uh. 0.99

00:45:16.820 You like sneakers or high heels on girls? 0.96

00:45:22.180 I mean, on girls?

00:45:25.680 This was an Instapoll you did. 1.00

00:45:26.940 Yeah, on chicks. 1.00

00:45:27.880 Sneakers or hot heels? 1.00

00:45:28.960 Because a girl in sneakers, 1.00

00:45:30.840 when she puts her leg out on the Instagram pic

00:45:34.200 and it's in the foreground,

00:45:35.020 that sneakers is popping right at the bottom. 0.92

00:45:37.300 That's Kelly. 0.98

00:45:38.200 I like that.

00:45:38.840 Oh, that's you? 0.95

00:45:39.440 Kelly definitely knows that pose.

00:45:40.120 You do the pose? 0.99

00:45:41.040 Kelly, come show me your sneakers.

00:45:42.860 Your Balenciagos. 0.93

00:45:43.560 Will you squat?

00:45:44.820 Oh, my God.

00:45:45.960 Right there.

00:45:46.960 This is the... 0.86

00:45:47.580 Yo, there's got to be a name for this pose.

00:45:51.700 It's called I'm Not a Ho.

00:45:53.900 Oh.

00:45:54.780 And why does it work?

00:45:55.820 No, but why does it work?

00:45:56.780 Because it looks like I'm kicking it, right?

00:45:58.560 It looks like you're kicking it.

00:46:00.220 Yeah, it's like, I'm not here for it.

00:46:01.840 I'm not trying.

00:46:02.400 But you're like, what are you wearing right now?

00:46:04.280 They're like boots. 0.98

00:46:04.880 Like, you could kill a man. 1.00

00:46:06.800 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:46:08.280 I wouldn't have fucking said shit if I knew she was wearing boots. 1.00

00:46:10.240 I'm doing both. 1.00

00:46:11.720 Really?

00:46:12.180 I'll do a heel, sneaker, heel, boot, whatever.

00:46:16.500 Heels are cute or whatever, but I prefer sneakers.

00:46:20.100 Yeah.

00:46:24.620 Sorry, I'm just digesting.

00:46:26.600 I mean, you can.

00:46:27.340 I mean, well, there was, you know,

00:46:28.580 I tried to deflect again with comedy 1.00

00:46:30.040 by some, like, stupid little joke 1.00

00:46:31.520 about shoes and apparel. 1.00

00:46:32.440 I mean, it's fine.

00:46:32.960 But, like, this was great.

00:46:34.200 This was great.

00:46:34.600 Well, yo, listen.

00:46:35.580 Well, Leo, listen.

00:46:36.960 I mean, I'm sorry, T.

00:46:39.160 I mean, I'm not.

00:46:41.260 No, that's fine.

00:46:42.080 I feel like we got off on the wrong phone.

00:46:44.140 I don't know how that happened exactly.

00:46:45.600 Maybe it's just a Friday.

00:46:46.540 Maybe it's the whiskey.

00:46:47.700 No, it's just you.

00:46:48.900 Maybe it's me.

00:46:49.880 I'd see that you did.

00:46:50.720 Yo, you're doubling down.

00:46:51.620 I see that.

00:46:52.200 No, that's fine.

00:46:53.000 I see that you did your research 1.00

00:46:54.120 on the kids that don't fuck with me. 1.00

00:46:55.300 I get it. 1.00

00:46:55.980 No, what do you mean?

00:46:56.700 I get it.

00:46:57.240 Who'd they tell you that, by the way?

00:46:58.600 Oh, Emily.

00:47:01.020 I mean, listen, yo, you're not wrong.

00:47:03.240 If you read YouTube comments,

00:47:05.260 the people that comment on YouTubes

00:47:06.300 are between 12 to 14 years old.

00:47:07.680 She was just like, oh, yeah, Mike talks a lot or whatever,

00:47:10.300 and usually people don't like that.

00:47:11.600 I said the comments.

00:47:12.800 Yeah, the comments.

00:47:14.180 She's just informing me.

00:47:15.380 She's just doing her job.

00:47:16.460 Hey, but wait, I'm not sure.

00:47:18.000 I'm not sure that's even true anymore.

00:47:20.940 Whatever it is, realistically,

00:47:23.120 Basically, like, it doesn't matter what I say.

00:47:24.980 It doesn't matter what you say.

00:47:26.500 What's real is this.

00:47:27.620 I'm here to start. 0.99

00:47:28.220 I didn't really fuck what you said, and you didn't really fuck what I said. 0.99

00:47:30.820 But it should have never happened. 0.99

00:47:31.980 It should have never started.

00:47:33.080 That's why I apologize.

00:47:33.580 We didn't really have to go there at all.

00:47:34.940 That's why I said sorry.

00:47:35.780 But you took it there, but.

00:47:38.400 That's why I said sorry.

00:47:40.120 I am sorry.

00:47:41.220 I apologize.

00:47:42.020 He's sorry.

00:47:43.120 I mean, I don't know what you want me to say.

00:47:44.940 No, you don't have to say anything.

00:47:45.620 I'm sorry.

00:47:46.220 I wish we hadn't gone that route.

00:47:47.160 You're just like, okay.

00:47:48.180 Do you accept his apology, though?

00:47:49.360 I mean, that's my answer.

00:47:51.740 This is my answer to that.

00:47:52.680 So, no, just emotion.

00:47:54.340 That's cool.

00:47:54.980 Yeah.

00:47:55.660 All right.

00:47:55.920 We'll take it.

00:47:56.580 Thanks.

00:47:56.980 Do you facetune your posts?

00:47:58.540 No.

00:47:59.780 Ever?

00:48:00.600 I have, but not, like, if the general answer would be no.

00:48:04.040 What do you do when you facetune your posts?

00:48:06.120 Maybe if I have, like, a pimple, you know what I mean?

00:48:08.040 Okay, I do that.

00:48:08.720 I'll do a pimple, or, like, if I see, like, a mark on my leg, I don't like, or whatever.

00:48:12.940 Yeah, okay.

00:48:13.240 But I don't, like—

00:48:14.140 So, the patch, the patch tool.

00:48:15.620 Yeah.

00:48:16.000 You're patching.

00:48:16.740 It's, like, a smooth—

00:48:18.060 You don't patch?

00:48:19.300 What's that? 0.99

00:48:19.700 What, are you crazy? 0.99

00:48:20.680 What's patch? 0.92

00:48:21.240 Oh, a patch.

00:48:21.820 Oh, smoothest for rookies.

00:48:23.220 How do you know about this and she doesn't, bro?

00:48:25.240 Because I remove pimples.

00:48:26.300 I usually got one.

00:48:27.880 Do you have face two number two?

00:48:29.420 Sorry.

00:48:29.680 Face two number two?

00:48:30.640 Will you pay for it?

00:48:31.020 I don't.

00:48:31.640 But I should.

00:48:32.720 I went to do something once and they prompted me to buy it and I didn't.

00:48:35.440 Did you burp?

00:48:35.960 That's tight.

00:48:36.680 What does face two number two give you that?

00:48:38.900 Number one doesn't.

00:48:39.900 What?

00:48:40.760 I don't know. 1.00

00:48:41.840 Like the paid shit. 0.99

00:48:43.060 I don't know. 0.99

00:48:44.000 Do you have number two?

00:48:45.020 I don't.

00:48:45.360 Oh, so then we wouldn't know.

00:48:46.840 Is it like a paid app?

00:48:47.900 Hey, patch though.

00:48:48.560 Real talk.

00:48:48.980 so say you have a pimple here

00:48:50.500 you pick this part of your skin

00:48:53.320 where there's no pimple 0.91

00:48:54.140 and it'll put that part here

00:48:55.540 so completely erases

00:48:57.280 versus like smoothing

00:48:58.700 where you look like a Barbie doll

00:48:59.640 you know what I'm saying

00:49:00.180 because that's the worst 0.99

00:49:01.100 when you see the girls 1.00

00:49:02.080 with like the eyes 0.91

00:49:03.280 are completely white out

00:49:04.820 the face looks like porcelain

00:49:06.660 that's not you

00:49:07.400 no

00:49:08.620 you do a lot of natural stuff too though

00:49:10.440 yeah

00:49:10.800 or not maybe

00:49:11.420 I don't know

00:49:11.900 like I've seen it

00:49:12.700 yeah I don't wear like

00:49:13.560 a whole bunch of

00:49:14.180 like sometimes I'll do makeup

00:49:15.400 and then sometimes

00:49:16.260 I'll put like look at this

00:49:17.360 post some pictures

00:49:18.080 the caption is literally

00:49:18.940 no makeup

00:49:19.420 who dis

00:49:19.880 yeah

00:49:20.420 how do you decide

00:49:21.400 to use a purple heart

00:49:22.100 in the caption

00:49:22.560 I'm wearing purple

00:49:23.500 oh

00:49:24.140 that makes sense

00:49:26.900 that makes sense

00:49:27.480 you look sad there

00:49:30.260 were you

00:49:31.040 like not like

00:49:31.680 not like

00:49:32.280 hmm

00:49:33.560 hey

00:49:34.640 have you ever

00:49:35.640 has a dude ever

00:49:36.680 tried to pick you up

00:49:37.600 and then later

00:49:39.040 say it worked

00:49:40.840 hypothetically

00:49:41.400 say it worked

00:49:42.180 and it

00:49:42.900 did I just

00:49:45.080 bro my

00:49:47.420 I just went in a loop in my head.

00:49:49.200 You short-circuited?

00:49:50.220 Was it a car?

00:49:50.920 Oh, what is it?

00:49:51.480 Deja vu?

00:49:52.240 No, bro.

00:49:53.800 In my mind, I was saying the next thing,

00:49:55.860 but I was just saying the same thing.

00:49:57.140 Bro, I got to stop boxing.

00:49:59.080 Whoa.

00:49:59.700 Yo, it'd be funny if you went to something

00:50:01.260 like in like two weeks.

00:50:02.220 That's scary.

00:50:03.880 Whoa.

00:50:04.600 You're getting hit in the head that much? 0.62

00:50:06.140 Yeah.

00:50:06.820 Yeah.

00:50:07.480 Well, who are you fighting?

00:50:09.420 His name's KSI. 1.00

00:50:10.560 You should probably suck. 1.00

00:50:11.940 Yeah, probably, but I can't. 1.00

00:50:13.840 You're addicted.

00:50:14.820 Yeah.

00:50:15.220 Yeah.

00:50:15.580 Hey, but listen, what I was going to say is later you found out after you were with this

00:50:20.900 dude, maybe you hooked up, maybe you didn't, maybe you went on a couple of dates later

00:50:23.300 you found out maybe a couple of months earlier, he slid in your DMs or he already followed

00:50:28.160 you.

00:50:28.440 He's a fan.

00:50:29.700 Does that turn you off?

00:50:31.580 That would be weird.

00:50:32.920 Is it?

00:50:33.240 Is it though?

00:50:34.200 I mean, personally, I would already know this before.

00:50:37.680 How come?

00:50:38.280 Because I'm, because I'm a FBI agent.

00:50:41.560 Really?

00:50:42.380 She's like, I'm like, that's like the one time.

00:50:44.300 Oh, that guy.

00:50:44.900 I like him.

00:50:45.780 Let's find everything out about him.

00:50:47.080 Ah, okay.

00:50:48.420 Yeah.

00:50:48.820 Okay.

00:50:50.200 Before it even got to a point, I wouldn't, like, I would know whether he was a fan or not.

00:50:55.300 Like, I went up to a girl at the Fashion Nova party.

00:50:58.860 My friend George was talking to her.

00:51:01.420 She was really pretty.

00:51:02.200 And George pointed out, he's like, he's like, yo, you see that girl over there?

00:51:06.660 I'll just say her name. 0.99

00:51:07.640 I don't really give a fuck. 0.99

00:51:08.320 Her name's Kara Jewel. 0.99

00:51:10.640 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:51:11.520 You know who that is? 0.98

00:51:12.320 I had DM'd her, like, last year.

00:51:14.040 and George was like

00:51:15.180 yo that's Cara Jewell

00:51:15.920 I was like

00:51:16.320 what's her Instagram

00:51:17.820 he's like Cara Jewell

00:51:18.440 so I looked her up

00:51:19.100 and I always do this 0.96

00:51:20.120 if there's a pretty girl

00:51:20.840 I'm like yo

00:51:21.320 did I like

00:51:21.860 DM her

00:51:22.780 and I went

00:51:23.280 sure enough

00:51:23.740 like a year ago

00:51:24.280 I did

00:51:24.680 she left me on scene

00:51:26.140 so I was like

00:51:27.500 yo this is good

00:51:28.100 so George was talking to her

00:51:29.640 and I went up to her

00:51:30.460 and I was like

00:51:31.220 hi my name is Logan

00:51:31.840 she's like

00:51:32.160 hi I'm Cara

00:51:32.800 and I'm like 1.00

00:51:33.320 yo fuck the bullshit 1.00

00:51:34.600 I was like 1.00

00:51:34.960 you left me on scene

00:51:36.700 don't lie

00:51:38.100 George started laughing

00:51:39.880 he fell to the ground

00:51:41.260 but

00:51:41.920 he fell to the ground

00:51:42.760 but like

00:51:43.380 this girl had left me on scene

00:51:45.220 and I don't know. 1.00

00:51:46.800 She acted like she didn't know

00:51:49.340 who I was,

00:51:50.700 but she like intentionally ignored me.

00:51:53.000 I'm just...

00:51:53.740 It's weird. 1.00

00:51:54.460 Girls are weird. 1.00

00:51:55.640 It sucks. 1.00

00:51:56.960 Like I'm just... 0.99

00:51:57.600 I so don't give a fuck about anything. 0.98

00:52:00.800 Right. 0.98

00:52:01.420 So like, yo,

00:52:01.820 if you leave me on scene,

00:52:03.100 legit, there's no shame.

00:52:04.480 My ego isn't hurt.

00:52:05.380 I'm just like...

00:52:05.960 You're like, okay.

00:52:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:07.500 Shot my shot. 0.93

00:52:08.380 Right.

00:52:08.920 But by the way, 1.00

00:52:09.500 my DMs suck. 0.98

00:52:10.600 Maybe you could help. 0.98

00:52:11.620 Yeah.

00:52:11.980 What do you need help with?

00:52:13.380 When I do, I send like once a month, they're just emojis, like one singular.

00:52:17.480 You send them?

00:52:18.040 Just, I send like a dancing emoji.

00:52:20.360 Oh, girls don't really know what to say to that.

00:52:22.780 I know, that's the feedback I'm getting. 1.00

00:52:24.960 Yeah, they don't really know what to say.

00:52:26.300 Isn't that what she said?

00:52:27.260 Like, what am I supposed to say to that?

00:52:28.020 She did. 0.99

00:52:28.620 She goes, what the fuck was I supposed to say to that? 0.99

00:52:30.660 I was like, I don't know. 0.99

00:52:31.480 You want to go dancing?

00:52:32.600 Like, usually, like, guys will like send one emoji, and then if it's left on scene, they'll send another one.

00:52:39.020 Oh, I'm four deep with one girl.

00:52:40.620 At this point, I'm just doing it for the joke.

00:52:42.320 Right.

00:52:42.840 Four deep.

00:52:43.380 three months in between each

00:52:45.360 but she's telling you

00:52:46.140 she's letting you know

00:52:46.980 baby

00:52:47.380 you caught it come a little bit

00:52:48.840 she's not saying anything

00:52:49.800 but she's leaving you on scene

00:52:50.940 no no this one hasn't

00:52:52.380 so when she sees

00:52:53.120 five emojis spread out

00:52:54.340 over like once every two months

00:52:55.760 at 4.37pm on Tuesdays

00:52:57.680 like that she sees

00:52:58.520 I sent an emoji

00:52:59.220 because I get a reminder

00:52:59.840 why are you hiding it

00:53:00.860 why don't you just comment

00:53:01.760 on one of the pictures

00:53:02.800 because then the fandom

00:53:04.040 gets involved

00:53:04.680 and like it goes

00:53:05.800 like a little public

00:53:06.520 and like I'm weird about

00:53:07.900 my relationships going public

00:53:09.820 you know what I'm saying

00:53:10.600 there's got to be a way

00:53:11.460 so this is what we can do

00:53:12.720 we can go find her

00:53:14.760 wherever she's at

00:53:15.640 we can just look at her story

00:53:16.820 and then

00:53:17.280 oh we popped up

00:53:18.340 you're taking this

00:53:20.380 to another level

00:53:21.120 I don't like

00:53:21.820 my effort is zero

00:53:23.100 and that's why

00:53:23.820 I send emojis

00:53:24.620 but hey

00:53:25.800 I appreciate the advice

00:53:26.580 I thought you liked her

00:53:27.160 because you sent her four

00:53:28.080 I'm gonna be honest 1.00

00:53:28.720 like I am a fucking 1.00

00:53:30.280 infatuated idiot 1.00

00:53:31.820 I'm a moron 1.00

00:53:32.600 like I see a girl 1.00

00:53:33.220 I'm like I love her

00:53:34.000 I'm so in love

00:53:35.560 I told Mike

00:53:37.000 there were two girls

00:53:38.260 today alone

00:53:38.980 I'm like I love her 0.99

00:53:39.740 there was this pretty Asian girl 0.95

00:53:41.300 at a cafe

00:53:42.440 we went to this morning 0.97

00:53:43.340 and like half Asian girls 1.00

00:53:44.840 are my type 1.00

00:53:45.340 and like she was just 0.88

00:53:46.060 looking so good

00:53:46.780 in the corner

00:53:47.280 like drawing on her iPad

00:53:48.700 I was like

00:53:49.320 Mike you see that 1.00

00:53:49.880 pretty Asian girl 1.00

00:53:50.440 he's like yeah

00:53:51.620 I was like bro

00:53:52.540 I love her

00:53:54.080 like I love her

00:53:55.020 and I meant it

00:53:55.660 I love her

00:53:56.460 yeah and then what happened

00:53:57.380 she's gone

00:53:57.860 I never

00:53:58.140 I don't know

00:53:58.760 I pushed out 0.78

00:53:59.480 cause she was drawing 0.99

00:54:00.760 and she put her hair 1.00

00:54:01.580 on that side 1.00

00:54:02.180 and was in the corner

00:54:02.800 so everything was closed off

00:54:04.020 she was in her vibe

00:54:04.880 yeah

00:54:05.220 I said to him

00:54:08.020 I was like

00:54:08.480 did you see that

00:54:08.940 hot Asian dude in there

00:54:10.140 see

00:54:12.020 I bet.

00:54:12.580 Maybe you're right.

00:54:14.840 Why is he talking to me?

00:54:19.300 Wow.

00:54:20.960 Is there a chance Mike could ever pick you up?

00:54:23.360 No, like in a car.

00:54:25.200 Oh, no.

00:54:25.960 No, like do you need a ride?

00:54:26.920 No, I don't.

00:54:28.120 I'm just asking.

00:54:29.040 I'm just doing my best.

00:54:30.020 It's good.

00:54:31.160 You're going to have to apologize way deeper than that.

00:54:33.120 When a dude DMs you, what works?

00:54:38.140 Is he cute?

00:54:39.700 That's it?

00:54:40.680 Yeah, is he cute?

00:54:41.460 Yeah, but you're funny and witty. 0.99

00:54:42.980 So what if a dude sucks? 0.98

00:54:44.360 Because a lot of people are dry out here, especially. 0.98

00:54:46.140 That's why I'm doing the virtual boyfriend thing.

00:54:47.500 Especially the best looking dudes.

00:54:49.020 Yeah.

00:54:49.780 Or, sorry.

00:54:51.320 I'm assuming maybe for you. 1.00

00:54:52.460 Best looking girls for me are the most dry. 0.99

00:54:55.200 That sucks. 0.99

00:54:55.820 Because I'm so fucking weird and they just don't get it. 1.00

00:54:59.080 It sucks. 0.99

00:55:00.220 I know. 0.99

00:55:00.480 Are you running the same problem?

00:55:03.120 I have.

00:55:04.580 But, I mean, a lot of guys I'm just really just not interested in.

00:55:08.300 So, like, I'm really picky.

00:55:10.040 so like when i do like someone i kind of like hey you know what else mike's kind of clocked out but

00:55:17.340 like i i'll pretend like spencer's here i have a bro to talk to you know what else i feel like i'm

00:55:21.760 here i feel like if if a dude is hanging out with you and you do like some off the wall weird

00:55:29.240 how my name's t like you're just talking and then you're like and you're weird like that's cool

00:55:34.580 they're gonna overlook it because you're hot and cool

00:55:37.540 but if I do like 1.00

00:55:39.040 if I do my weird stuff girls gonna be like 1.00

00:55:41.140 yo what the fuck is this 0.98

00:55:43.380 no way I think so 0.99

00:55:44.780 if I didn't have clout

00:55:47.640 if I didn't have clout I bet that would be true 0.93

00:55:49.740 because otherwise I'm just a goofball

00:55:51.900 no because you still kind of have

00:55:53.700 like that like football guy

00:55:55.820 look did you play football in high school

00:55:57.380 no well you kind of have like that look

00:55:59.480 well yeah you look

00:56:01.820 like a football player in high school so it's

00:56:03.800 like i feel like girls are like that regardless whether you have clout or not because it's like

00:56:07.700 they're just like over you you're like you're blonde you have green eyes it's kind of like

00:56:12.780 oh they're blue so whatever they're like they're like oh my god whatever he's so funny you just

00:56:19.560 have to find someone that matches you just get matched are you on are you on a dating app you

00:56:23.780 match with people why not well for what i'm not i don't care i told you but you said you want to

00:56:30.420 be married and have kids yeah but like 30 yeah but look if it doesn't happen i'm cool on me i'm

00:56:38.340 so cool because like i'm cool with myself i don't i'm like it's fine it's fine but like yes i really

00:56:45.840 would don't really the only reason why i really want like a husband or whatever is so i can like

00:56:50.880 build my little empire and have my kids and stuff like family channel you want a family channel so

00:56:57.120 I don't I mean I don't I'm not too pressed on the channel I just want a family when you say you

00:57:01.300 want to build an empire what does that mean I mean I'm like literally like warrior no like I

00:57:07.200 want like like okay like what Kim and Kanye are doing with their kids they're building an empire 0.61

00:57:12.020 you know so you got to make a sex tape I don't know if I have to do that have you considered it

00:57:19.780 no I have so my brother Jake what why yeah because there's nothing I haven't I think of

00:57:25.520 everything like obviously it didn't make it past the first stage but like worst case scenario i

00:57:29.960 don't fucking know i mean but to get to what level because aren't you like kind of like already aren't

00:57:34.520 you kind of like already like logan paul yeah but i'm also a lot of people don't know this i'm also 0.98

00:57:39.660 a bitch-ass trick-ass hoe what does that mean like it's just who i am what do you mean like 0.98

00:57:46.380 like imagine someone who's not uh a bitch-ass trick-ass hoe but then who is actually though 1.00

00:57:50.840 that's me like somebody that has a beard is really just a person without a beard with a beard 0.99

00:57:55.380 I don't get it

00:57:56.740 I'm sorry

00:57:58.060 I think this is my white side

00:57:59.660 I don't get it

00:58:00.780 I don't get it

00:58:02.340 Hierarchy 1.00

00:58:03.780 Dudes for LA chicks

00:58:05.480 I'm just

00:58:06.940 I'm reading

00:58:07.960 Hierarchy 1.00

00:58:09.980 Dudes for LA chicks

00:58:11.820 Question

00:58:12.220 Oh is there

00:58:13.020 Be honest with me

00:58:14.740 What

00:58:15.080 Is there a hierarchy

00:58:16.120 Like is it like

00:58:17.220 Entrepreneurs

00:58:19.440 Micro influencers

00:58:21.740 Macro influencers

00:58:23.500 Rappers

00:58:24.100 Athletes

00:58:24.700 Rappers

00:58:25.380 actors is there a is there a hierarchy or no all right is this for you personally personally for

00:58:31.800 me no because i don't look at people like that i look at character and i'm like you know do you 0.94

00:58:39.440 have your shit together like are you like a nice person you don't like bad boys i mean bad boys are

00:58:45.560 fun but that's all there'll ever be you know it's fun unless they change their whole life 0.99

00:58:51.720 you know then then maybe but i mean so can you look at people like that can you speak for other

00:58:57.840 girls maybe i don't know like do you have any friends who are like yo athletes i know girl

00:59:01.760 no all the girls in la are like so what is it what is the hierarchy like the hierarchy for la

00:59:08.000 girls um would be i mean bitches love athletes and i'm like i couldn't even fathom the idea of 1.00

00:59:20.220 dating a football player like oh my god they're dumb as fuck i'm like oh my god i literally leave 0.99

00:59:28.940 i don't even leave them on red i'll just go keep going whoa it'd be a privilege to be left unseen 1.00

00:59:34.000 yes because at least i let you in i'm giving you another chance yeah yeah but ew athletes yeah

00:59:42.220 girls like athletes um girls like actors um girls like girls like lawyers i like lawyers

00:59:49.800 What about the top

00:59:52.560 What's the top layer 1.00

00:59:54.420 Like who's the hottest shit right now 1.00

00:59:56.460 Rappers for LA girls 1.00

00:59:58.180 Yeah for LA girls

01:00:00.220 What about teachers

01:00:00.840 Any room in there for the teachers

01:00:02.440 Teaching what

01:00:04.340 I don't know like 5th grade math

01:00:05.880 I mean for LA girls 0.98

01:00:08.460 No because you don't make the

01:00:10.780 You don't make the financial bracket

01:00:12.760 I met a teacher at Coachella

01:00:14.300 And for some reason I was like

01:00:15.600 Into her 1.00

01:00:17.860 Well, duh, who doesn't want to fuck a teacher if you're a guy with a dick? 1.00

01:00:21.320 Okay, okay, that qualifies me. 1.00

01:00:22.740 If I was a guy, I mean, I'm not even a guy and I don't have a dick 1.00

01:00:26.080 and I want to fuck a teacher that's a woman. 1.00

01:00:28.560 Okay, so. 1.00

01:00:29.160 That's hot.

01:00:29.860 I'm warranted.

01:00:30.440 It's also because.

01:00:31.500 That's hot.

01:00:32.060 He's into every girl, too, so the fact that she was a teacher

01:00:34.680 just kind of was just another thing.

01:00:37.940 No, no, I'm not, I have a problem.

01:00:40.120 No, it's not like that.

01:00:41.720 No, it's not like that.

01:00:42.420 I just, like, I love people.

01:00:45.140 I'm so optimistic about everyone.

01:00:47.280 That's nice.

01:00:47.940 So I'm just like, I don't, I fall into my own trap so many times, you know?

01:00:53.740 It'd be like that.

01:00:54.840 But wait, I thought you were like kind of emotionally unavailable.

01:00:57.720 How can you fall in love with someone right off the bat, but then be like, never mind.

01:01:02.760 Do you do that?

01:01:03.300 Because there's levels.

01:01:04.520 No, no, no, no. 1.00

01:01:05.300 I'm always, there's levels to this shit, right? 1.00

01:01:07.800 And some girls make it to level two. 1.00

01:01:09.600 Some girls make it to level three. 0.91

01:01:11.280 Some girls are on the boss level and they win, by the way. 0.64

01:01:14.000 They win. 1.00

01:01:14.820 Like that, then you become a girlfriend. 1.00

01:01:16.460 Girls never get it.

01:01:17.740 I'm like, you know you're playing a game, right?

01:01:19.100 I don't want to play games. 1.00

01:01:20.760 Bitch, play the game or you're going to lose. 1.00

01:01:21.700 No, it's a fucking game. 1.00

01:01:22.580 Win or lose, bitch. 1.00

01:01:23.320 What are you going to do? 1.00

01:01:24.240 I am a dumb idiot moron, and it is a game. 1.00

01:01:28.160 Like, it's, yeah, I'm not into these games. 1.00

01:01:30.280 I'm like, I am.

01:01:30.960 Like, you got to win. 0.99

01:01:31.700 They literally throw balls and buckets and, like, things with, like, fences and shit. 0.98

01:01:36.860 Like, they like games. 1.00

01:01:38.440 Play, bitch. 1.00

01:01:39.160 Yo, yesterday, yesterday, there was, I literally felt like a, I grew up in Ohio, 1.00

01:01:45.360 So we used to hunt deer.

01:01:46.760 Oh.

01:01:47.420 I know regardless.

01:01:48.540 Pretend I just didn't say hunt.

01:01:50.140 We used to watch.

01:01:51.340 I was always around wild animals.

01:01:52.860 Watch deer.

01:01:53.480 I was like indifferent about it.

01:01:54.540 Yeah.

01:01:54.840 I mean they're always around animals.

01:01:57.480 Anyways.

01:01:58.120 I felt like a buck in the rut.

01:02:00.200 Like a cat in heat yesterday. 0.99

01:02:02.340 Because there was this girl who was sending me direct message videos. 0.99

01:02:07.560 Nothing like crazy. 0.99

01:02:08.420 But she's just so attractive.

01:02:09.880 I mean literally.

01:02:10.440 I'm like drooling.

01:02:11.540 I'm like I'm in love.

01:02:12.960 I love her so much.

01:02:13.720 and i just like really saw myself like i judge myself i saw myself from a different perspective 0.99

01:02:21.080 i'm disgusted at and at me you saw her sucking on a pez dispenser and you were like damn bro 0.99

01:02:26.820 look how she sucks in that pez dispenser it was so hot you were and you were going down a funnel 0.99

01:02:30.800 and then you're like she dm'd me and i looked and i was like damn she dm'd me too what the 1.00

01:02:34.220 fuck's good i know i'm just being played oh girls do that drake got a new plane drake got a new 0.99

01:02:40.520 plane oh cool no planes turn you turn you on no i just think that that's cool but it does you're 1.00

01:02:48.800 not like oh that's like that's hot yeah no no what what about success because that that's a

01:02:55.380 part of it i mean for sure like i like a man with power for sure but that's every woman it's not

01:03:02.280 about money it's not about what you have it's not about like it's not about that like what makes

01:03:07.260 what turns me on is like power i'm like oh yeah this man is strong he could build a house

01:03:12.780 if anything from scratch happens like things like like that like i mean that's just me you know but

01:03:20.440 i mean i think sometimes women kind of get like oh over like things that are like shiny it's a 1.00

01:03:25.920 plane it's like a 747 drake's new plane i have i mean i think that's why i said that's fucking 0.99

01:03:30.280 awesome i think that's like whoa a fucking plane a plane jet homie ain't playing games 0.99

01:03:38.300 fucking jet this nigga got a whole ass plane a giant plane dude that's what i'm saying and like 0.99

01:03:43.140 once it cuts to the inside whenever it happens hold on i need to be invited to this party okay 1.00

01:03:48.160 this is what i'm talking about okay okay easy tiger their air drake is called air drake

01:03:54.800 look at him

01:03:59.720 what happened to everything you just said

01:04:05.300 a drink

01:04:06.360 hold on

01:04:08.060 you brought up Drake

01:04:09.640 he got real

01:04:10.400 wait

01:04:10.860 I think he's about to cut you

01:04:12.060 look at it

01:04:12.900 oh it looks like a casino

01:04:14.680 ew

01:04:15.160 hold on baby

01:04:16.840 you know what to do 1.00

01:04:17.780 XO that bitch out 1.00

01:04:18.940 that ain't it 1.00

01:04:20.440 he not done

01:04:21.180 he showing whatever

01:04:22.040 but

01:04:22.840 who is about to be lit

01:04:24.040 I know I'm about to be in that hole.

01:04:25.880 Like, eh.

01:04:28.460 Hey, you got it.

01:04:29.340 You got a champagne poppy.

01:04:31.080 How many names stay once apiece?

01:04:33.960 No.

01:04:34.640 All right, listen.

01:04:35.240 No.

01:04:35.580 All right, never mind.

01:04:36.680 Not a fan.

01:04:37.740 I just want to have fun.

01:04:39.220 I like that.

01:04:39.740 I can tell.

01:04:40.560 All right, what are your career goals?

01:04:41.600 You got any statements you want to make before we close out?

01:04:43.340 Well, yeah.

01:04:43.900 I mean, I'm just trying to be the best at whatever it is I decide to do.

01:04:49.540 I'm doing everything.

01:04:50.600 I've got music.

01:04:51.720 You can check out some of my music.

01:04:53.060 It's on Apple Music.

01:04:53.860 It's on Spotify.

01:04:55.360 I have a rap.

01:04:57.100 It wasn't a freestyle.

01:04:58.540 It was written.

01:04:59.060 It's all right.

01:04:59.820 And then I also have a song where I'm actually singing.

01:05:02.960 So you guys can check it out.

01:05:04.200 Look me up under.

01:05:05.060 Hi, my name's T.

01:05:06.160 Three is important.

01:05:08.100 Well, you can literally type in TEE on like Apple and Spotify and I'll come up.

01:05:14.240 But yeah, there's going to be more.

01:05:17.120 I just I don't really talk about my career.

01:05:18.680 I just let people see it.

01:05:19.840 And then they'd be like, oh, wow, she did that.

01:05:21.880 And I'd be like, yes.

01:05:23.060 Quiet moves.

01:05:23.720 I like that.

01:05:24.740 All right, guys, we're going to go to the audio only Q&A

01:05:26.340 on Spotify right now with T to spill some more tea.

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01:05:34.560 You're hilarious.

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01:05:37.580 It's...

01:05:38.020 I think you hit the wrong one.

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01:05:40.180 Take it easy, man.

01:05:40.760 Peace.

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01:05:43.720 Hey, I'm going to be honest.

01:05:44.640 You burped again.

01:05:45.380 Stop.

01:05:45.760 I'm going to be honest with you.

01:05:47.120 I feel like you should have used your real name.

01:05:50.020 Have you ever considered switching?

01:05:51.360 Like, hi, my name's T is like, that's a commitment.

01:05:53.720 me to type in no i mean literally you know hi my name's t hi my name's t and like i'm an actress

01:06:01.740 and if you like look at my imdb it says tamara t kissin so that's cool yeah it's like i'm like

01:06:09.820 hi my name's t is a but tamara kissin like you got handed a golden cake because kissin 1.00

01:06:16.680 Tamara Kiston's a dope name 1.00

01:06:18.840 I haven't tatted 1.00

01:06:19.700 That's a dope name

01:06:20.700 Oh you have a

01:06:23.760 Oh wow

01:06:24.260 You tatted your name on your hip?

01:06:25.980 Yeah my name

01:06:26.560 Not a man's

01:06:27.180 But still

01:06:28.940 That might be

01:06:30.020 Nah it's not worse

01:06:30.720 But like that's definitely a thing

01:06:31.780 Like people definitely 1.00

01:06:32.720 Bitches do that shit 1.00

01:06:34.040 In real life 1.00

01:06:35.380 Really?

01:06:35.560 They literally get their boyfriend's name

01:06:37.220 Tatted on them like that

01:06:38.240 No I know that

01:06:38.720 I'm saying like

01:06:39.300 You know your name

01:06:40.380 You don't gotta get it tattooed on you

01:06:41.440 I'm branded

01:06:42.060 I'm a kissin

01:06:42.980 What do you think about the

01:06:44.040 What's tattoo

01:06:44.720 What is this

01:06:45.140 It says Tamara

01:06:46.080 It says kissin'. 0.97

01:06:47.660 Kissin'.

01:06:48.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:48.640 Yo, that's dope.

01:06:49.480 Thank you.

01:06:51.260 That's dope.

01:06:52.140 Oh, maybe.

01:06:52.720 Gang, gang. 1.00

01:06:53.340 What do you think about the girl that got 6'9'' tattooed on her chest? 1.00

01:06:56.660 6'9''s girlfriend. 1.00

01:06:58.180 That's your T, baby. 1.00

01:06:59.900 She got a whole 6'9'' face right on her chest. 0.97

01:07:02.760 I got a tattoo. 0.91

01:07:03.940 Big one.

01:07:04.460 Of a girl?

01:07:05.220 No, I want to show you, though.

01:07:06.740 Okay.

01:07:07.240 It's kind of, I want to know what you think.

01:07:08.800 If the impulsive, you guys are listening.

01:07:11.020 If you know what it is, you know.

01:07:13.420 Let's see. 1.00

01:07:14.580 Take a sip of your drink, Mike, pussy. 1.00

01:07:16.080 It's all ice water now 1.00

01:07:20.320 Is that a ninja

01:07:23.060 Wait

01:07:23.380 Is that a ninja turtle

01:07:24.560 Close

01:07:25.240 Wait 1.00

01:07:26.940 Oh the fucking Pokemon 1.00

01:07:28.520 With glasses 1.00

01:07:30.540 I think that's dope

01:07:32.300 Oh you do

01:07:32.700 But why did you put it right there 1.00

01:07:34.160 Next to my penis 1.00

01:07:35.280 Is your dick a Pokemon 1.00

01:07:36.620 Sort of 1.00

01:07:37.740 Whoa

01:07:38.740 Nah it's

01:07:39.960 Well cause

01:07:40.480 The Pokemon's name is Squirtle

01:07:43.300 Right

01:07:44.000 I remember that

01:07:46.160 and it's just like a

01:07:46.980 it's like a pun 0.99

01:07:48.820 and I'm a moron 0.99

01:07:50.660 and I feel like 0.99

01:07:51.180 that really just like

01:07:51.900 lets everyone know

01:07:53.020 that 1.00

01:07:53.480 like what moron 1.00

01:07:55.260 gets a squirtle tattooed 1.00

01:07:56.540 next to his wiener 0.81

01:07:57.440 Logan

01:07:57.840 me

01:07:58.300 you

01:07:58.820 yeah

01:07:59.200 I think that's dope

01:08:00.440 oh thanks

01:08:01.260 yeah

01:08:01.620 you have any more tats

01:08:02.320 I have a cross

01:08:03.580 on the back of my neck

01:08:04.360 is it

01:08:04.680 it's big or small

01:08:05.740 no it's like the small

01:08:06.600 like yeah

01:08:07.140 do you want more

01:08:07.700 yes

01:08:08.520 you're committed now

01:08:09.780 you're in the tat lane

01:08:10.580 I am I'm ready

01:08:11.540 it's over

01:08:11.940 what else you got

01:08:12.700 are you gonna do a big one

01:08:13.580 because that one in your hips big i mean yeah i was gonna do my hands eventually i am gonna do

01:08:18.740 my hands i think um i want to like extend the kissing and like have something come up my right

01:08:25.220 here um you worried that's gonna affect your acting career though no why because it hasn't

01:08:32.760 affected anybody else's that has tattoos and i'm coming in i'm gonna come in the way i come in

01:08:38.500 Like, like that's why I did have my name's T because you can't like, you can't change

01:08:44.120 me.

01:08:44.520 I am whatever I want to be.

01:08:46.540 And if you don't want to book me, then don't.

01:08:49.020 But I've had really big brands book me.

01:08:51.260 So it's totally fine.

01:08:52.180 I think.

01:08:52.640 What's the biggest one?

01:08:54.820 Google, maybe Google for what commercial?

01:08:58.320 You were in a Google commercial.

01:08:59.980 I'm in a lot of commercials.

01:09:01.080 You think you can hit them up?

01:09:01.900 Give me back on Google prefer.

01:09:03.460 Probably. 0.97

01:09:04.240 That'd be fucking awesome. 0.98

01:09:05.440 Are they mad at you? 0.97

01:09:07.020 Oh, yeah.

01:09:07.560 Probably not.

01:09:08.500 If they're mad at you, it's over.

01:09:10.500 I'm a little troublemaker.

01:09:11.440 You have to apologize way more than Mike's going to have to apologize to me.

01:09:14.680 Oh, yeah.

01:09:14.940 That's why, yo, that's why, like, honestly, all that stuff's probably going to be okay.

01:09:17.840 Because I kept my mouth shut.

01:09:19.020 Like, y'all are good. 1.00

01:09:19.580 No one's going to clip that shit. 0.99

01:09:21.120 As long as I'm not saying anything, like, we're chilling. 1.00

01:09:23.380 I feel like Adam's going to clip that shit. 0.99

01:09:24.880 What do you mean? 1.00

01:09:25.360 What does that mean, clip?

01:09:26.320 Like, they take the 10-second clip out of context, post it on Twitter.

01:09:30.820 It goes viral, and then I get in trouble. 0.99

01:09:32.860 YouTube is, like, this internet shit's elementary school all over again. 0.97

01:09:37.280 like me getting in trouble like trying to do well but also like but you know better there are some 0.97

01:09:43.480 things that are not from the for the internet right i just like i try to be so open and sometimes i

01:09:48.660 know but it's and i and i have the same problem but it's not for everybody what don't you do

01:09:54.420 anymore have you had to ban yourself from certain things i mean i literally don't say i don't like

01:09:59.080 i don't ban myself i just am like i just feel like i'm at a different level in my life because

01:10:04.400 i am 24 and i am getting older yeah and for the things that i do want for my future it's not even

01:10:09.640 about anybody it's like you know like like we love everybody yeah but at the end of the day like 0.98

01:10:14.540 fuck everybody yeah fuck everyone yeah like it's my life and i'm gonna be what i want to be and i'm 0.99

01:10:19.060 gonna do what i want to do and in order to get to where i want to go sometimes i'm gonna have to let 1.00

01:10:23.300 things go even if i like them even if i like being open about myself sometimes the world doesn't

01:10:28.140 deserve it i like that it's okay it's cool i can share that with the people that i care about and

01:10:39.800 the people that love me and the people that accept me for me but everybody doesn't deserve 0.91

01:10:44.760 who you always like that though um like what like fuck everyone i'm i got this 0.96

01:10:51.840 chest out chin up in a way but as i've gotten older um i've definitely embodied it way more 0.99

01:11:01.280 but i've kind of always been like fuck everybody but that's because my mom raised me like that 0.99

01:11:08.120 really my mom was like if somebody disrespects you i don't give a fuck how old they are 1.00

01:11:14.040 beat their ass like don't put up with that shit and so i used to like i used to get in trouble 1.00

01:11:19.020 at school all the time because I held on to that shit. 1.00

01:11:20.800 I said, oh, my mom said I could, you know? 1.00

01:11:23.020 So I was like, whatever. 0.99

01:11:24.080 Like, if a teacher said something to me, I'd be like, bitch. 1.00

01:11:27.700 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1.00

01:11:28.840 Damn. 0.99

01:11:29.120 Yeah, and I was always in trouble. 1.00

01:11:31.320 But, yeah, I've always not gave a fuck because that's how my mom kind of raised me to be like that. 0.96

01:11:37.700 So it was a little different for me. 0.98

01:11:39.840 I'm there now.

01:11:40.640 It took me a while, though.

01:11:41.580 Like, I feel like I'm still maturing.

01:11:43.080 And women mature faster than dudes.

01:11:45.220 Like, do you feel like this is it?

01:11:46.680 Do you feel like you're definitely like you?

01:11:48.020 100% you?

01:11:48.620 absolutely not what percentage like how close you to being like a version of yourself that

01:11:53.800 you're like okay I know who I am right now yeah no I think we're ever evolving and ever changing

01:12:00.860 so I don't think I'm ever gonna be fully who I want to be but surely maybe like in my 40s yeah

01:12:06.760 surely like 30s 40s you're like okay I have a pretty good understanding of who I am and like

01:12:11.540 what i stand for yeah like um before all the controversial stuff happened in my life it it i

01:12:18.480 was a victim of society and what they thought of me like because i always just wanted to be loved

01:12:25.780 right and then i was like uh i realized that's that's not how life works like not everyone's

01:12:32.920 gonna love you forever unfortunately that's just not how it is i know so and i i'm probably like

01:12:37.340 I feel like I'm like 60% of the way.

01:12:39.440 60?

01:12:39.920 Yeah.

01:12:40.300 That's good.

01:12:40.960 It's good.

01:12:41.380 It's good.

01:12:41.700 It's definitely good.

01:12:42.500 It's definitely really good.

01:12:43.460 But also like the Logan you're sitting across from right now is not the Logan that existed

01:12:48.840 a year ago.

01:12:49.620 And that Logan wasn't the year, the Logan that existed a year before that, you know?

01:12:52.880 So I'm like a, I go through phases.

01:12:55.520 I hear you.

01:12:56.680 I completely understand that.

01:12:59.680 What'd you do last night?

01:13:01.080 Last night.

01:13:02.100 Emily, what did I do?

01:13:04.900 What was last night?

01:13:06.180 What was last night?

01:13:06.940 what night what day was it thursday it was the day after the fashion nova party the day after 0.97

01:13:12.640 yes it was a music day oh shit i have music do you rap i rap and sing i want to hear yeah and 0.76

01:13:22.240 your artist your artist name is hi my name's ste it's t oh just t yeah all right great i want to 0.96

01:13:30.720 here yeah uh yeah you want me to play some i i'm the answer is yes can yeah can you get something 0.99

01:13:37.180 we i normally i hook it up on my laptop died oh shout out apple shout out apple fucking bitch 1.00

01:13:43.900 get your shit together no my laptop's dead dude what about yours what about yours i need the 1.00

01:13:49.640 thing because now now you're touching the thing we got that nasty feedback trying to think also 0.99

01:13:54.480 why are you looking up instagram reports mike i was doing something yeah i know my bad i'm sorry

01:13:59.340 I know what you're doing

01:14:01.640 You can get involved again

01:14:02.900 I was just looking at a quick thing about

01:14:04.580 The new album

01:14:06.680 What of me? 1.00

01:14:09.840 Yeah I was trying to find your shit 1.00

01:14:11.040 Do you want to hear me rap? 0.99

01:14:13.480 I mean what do you want to do?

01:14:15.420 Do you want to rap? Do you want to sing?

01:14:16.940 What's good?

01:14:20.260 Does that tongue ring get in the way?

01:14:21.800 I'm watching you click it around 0.99

01:14:22.940 That's crazy

01:14:24.500 Did that hurt?

01:14:26.040 No I love it

01:14:26.940 I got it pierced twice

01:14:28.480 why

01:14:30.780 well the first time I did it

01:14:32.960 because all my friends had it in high school

01:14:34.320 and I wanted to rebel against my mother

01:14:35.760 so that I couldn't do anything like that

01:14:37.300 I literally pierced my whole body

01:14:38.680 I don't have them anymore 0.98

01:14:39.460 did you ever pierce your nipples? 0.99

01:14:42.040 yeah I did 0.99

01:14:42.640 did that hurt?

01:14:43.620 yeah

01:14:44.020 I literally had a flash of me being tortured in China

01:14:47.440 by people

01:14:48.740 I felt like my body was being tortured

01:14:50.500 I would never recommend it for anybody

01:14:52.420 whoa

01:14:53.020 it really hurt

01:14:54.780 wow 0.98

01:14:55.540 but it was before I got my boobs in 0.99

01:14:57.140 and so

01:14:58.000 So I always fluctuated.

01:15:00.560 One time I had one piercing. 0.99

01:15:03.180 Did your boobs, did it go through the nipple or the under? 1.00

01:15:06.760 I went through my nipple. 0.98

01:15:07.720 How do you decide? 1.00

01:15:09.060 I know a girl that just went through the nipple. 0.99

01:15:10.300 What's the under? 0.94

01:15:11.040 It's like.

01:15:12.420 There's like. 0.99

01:15:13.360 What the fuck is that? 0.99

01:15:13.740 But you don't know? 1.00

01:15:14.680 You're lying, you're lying. 0.98

01:15:15.960 Cut you right here. 0.95

01:15:17.140 Oh, you're talking about implants.

01:15:18.260 Yeah, we're talking about implants now.

01:15:19.000 I thought you were talking about the piercing still.

01:15:20.480 No, no, no, no, it's fine.

01:15:21.900 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:22.460 They do the armpit, but they go like this.

01:15:25.000 Yeah, they got a bunch of different ways.

01:15:25.760 You know what they do?

01:15:26.660 Whoa. 0.99

01:15:27.100 They even do the belly button now.

01:15:28.940 What?

01:15:29.540 You can go like this.

01:15:31.220 Oh, my God.

01:15:32.360 It makes that sound, too.

01:15:34.020 I would think, I want to see that surgery. 1.00

01:15:37.300 On some non-pervert shit, I would love to witness a breast surgery implant. 1.00

01:15:40.520 You can watch it online. 1.00

01:15:41.820 What?

01:15:42.180 You can watch it online.

01:15:42.840 The one through the belly button, though.

01:15:44.680 That's crazy.

01:15:45.780 Yeah.

01:15:47.520 Do we have your music?

01:15:48.520 I'm having trouble here.

01:15:49.820 T with three E's still.

01:15:51.500 No, just two E's.

01:15:52.660 Are you on Apple?

01:15:53.980 I mean, more or less, yeah.

01:15:55.700 What are you on?

01:15:56.720 He's on Google, your sponsor.

01:15:58.920 Huh?

01:16:00.100 Vision is one that I'm rapping and singing.

01:16:02.680 I wish my laptop didn't die.

01:16:03.740 I could have found this in four seconds.

01:16:07.840 This is like one of those,

01:16:08.740 like why am I so quick at everything?

01:16:10.200 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:16:10.900 Like, damn. 1.00

01:16:11.960 Must be a millennial thing. 1.00

01:16:14.480 What am I listening to right now?

01:16:16.640 What?

01:16:18.860 Oh, my laptop must have come back online. 0.99

01:16:21.300 I was like, what the fuck is happening? 0.99

01:16:23.400 Wait, what the fuck is happening? 0.99

01:16:24.780 help 0.94

01:16:26.760 help 1.00

01:16:27.600 I thought you were going to throw it

01:16:33.660 I need to go work out

01:16:34.600 T thank you for coming on Impulsive

01:16:36.120 we love you

01:16:37.180 you're great

01:16:37.580 I love you

01:16:38.540 Mike

01:16:38.820 no I do

01:16:39.740 no Mike loves you too

01:16:40.560 alright we're good

01:16:41.120 T should have a reappearance sometime later

01:16:43.480 yeah I agree

01:16:44.020 big facts

01:16:44.320 hit her up on Instagram

01:16:45.320 at

01:16:45.640 I'm a nimes too

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 13, 2019

Beautiful, bad, and bold： Himynamesteee - IMPAULSIVE EP. 74

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