Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 11, 2019


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00:02:08.340 If you know which influencer has a fucking mic
00:02:10.500 I mean it definitely would have to be somebody who
00:02:12.860 Brags a lot
00:02:14.940 Like what are they making up for
00:02:16.200 You won't say a name right now
00:02:17.220 I'm not gonna say a name
00:02:18.120 You can say a name
00:02:18.800 Who would it be bro
00:02:21.380 I have someone in mind
00:02:27.240 Damn, Jimmy, you look a little rough today.
00:02:32.260 I highly disagree.
00:02:33.900 I think I look great.
00:02:35.020 I'm wearing eyeliner still.
00:02:36.420 You are.
00:02:37.040 It's still there.
00:02:37.760 I still see it.
00:02:38.240 I painted myself like my dog.
00:02:39.700 Anyways, welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.
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00:02:48.060 Hey, yo, I had an audition this morning.
00:02:50.500 I had an audition.
00:02:51.160 My first Hollywood audition in 1.5 years, dude.
00:02:53.840 How'd it go?
00:02:54.900 Horrible.
00:02:55.420 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:56.000 What went wrong?
00:02:56.640 I fucking blew it.
00:02:57.780 I got cobwebill.
00:02:59.640 I was rusty.
00:03:00.460 Can I ask you what you're doing?
00:03:02.000 Bro, I am fighting for my life.
00:03:04.160 Oh, it's from that party.
00:03:05.600 Jim, I'm fighting for my life.
00:03:06.760 We went to a party last night.
00:03:08.080 It was a Fashion Nova party.
00:03:08.880 Party with Cardi.
00:03:09.540 Party with Cardi with Fashion Nova party.
00:03:11.340 Cardi.
00:03:11.780 Mike was there.
00:03:12.900 You were there too.
00:03:13.640 Hey, but at what point do you think you're too old for all that?
00:03:15.800 Bro, yes, 10 years ago.
00:03:18.000 Okay.
00:03:18.280 Like literally, like 10 fucking years.
00:03:19.860 I can't do this shit anymore, bro.
00:03:21.100 My body is shutting down.
00:03:22.720 Me either.
00:03:23.220 I went to the doctor the other day and I got my blood drawn just to see if I was good.
00:03:26.340 like a like a checkup and i've been getting a little more sick than usual and uh nothing's
00:03:31.720 wrong he just said to me he goes you might just have to face the fact that you're not 18 anymore
00:03:35.520 and that sucks like i don't i feel like i don't need sleep but i actually do to stay healthy
00:03:40.800 and i'm getting sick more my immune system is going down my hangovers are lasting longer five
00:03:44.760 days watch out it's it's over it's over once you hit 23 it's done we're missing spencer badly badly
00:03:50.960 yeah like right now you'd be yelling at us like guys do you think that's really smart for your
00:03:55.400 immune system to be going out and partying like that and and spencer's doing quite the opposite
00:03:59.240 he fucking flew to north northern california norway to to run a another iron man good for
00:04:06.780 you spencer good luck fucking great good luck spence love you man hey happy that you're fucking
00:04:11.340 a spitting image of societal perfection yeah dude you rock yo what party last night right
00:04:17.940 With Cardi, yeah.
00:04:18.440 We went to that party.
00:04:19.260 Yeah.
00:04:19.840 Bro, there's this hot Australian mom
00:04:23.380 that I have a huge crush on, bro.
00:04:25.920 Can you say this?
00:04:26.760 Is she married still?
00:04:27.900 I don't know.
00:04:28.240 No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:29.100 She's single.
00:04:29.620 Oh, she's single?
00:04:29.940 I'm not going to say who it is,
00:04:31.000 but she's got two kids.
00:04:32.580 People probably know who she is.
00:04:33.240 I know who you're talking about.
00:04:33.860 Yeah, that's fine.
00:04:34.320 She's hot as fuck.
00:04:35.380 And I realized something last night.
00:04:36.860 Yeah.
00:04:37.820 We were going to go to the club after the party,
00:04:40.160 and so we were making this move to leave the club,
00:04:41.720 and I started thinking, I'm like,
00:04:42.700 yo, I got to get her out of here
00:04:44.140 before the NFL and NBA players get here, bro.
00:04:46.640 oh like as bro as a micro influencer bro or any influencer in in la you gotta get these girls out
00:04:54.160 before the athletes come so we're walking out it's me and a group of oh you secured the bag
00:04:58.700 like that no it wasn't like just me and her but we were the group but i'm walking with her side
00:05:02.360 by side we're walking out we're gonna go to warwick we're just gonna slide out we're sliding
00:05:05.800 out the door i see the door in sight bro i'm like yo we fucking made it bro this is gonna go my way
00:05:11.520 for once life is good right now bro we're like five feet from the door and i see this arm reach
00:05:17.320 out dude and i'm like no bro and it just brazes her shoulder player basketball player obj
00:05:25.500 obj and she looks and she goes hi and i'm like motherfucking fuck yeah you lost it fuck dude
00:05:34.280 and i just went i just went no that's how it works but athletes reign supreme here in la they're the
00:05:39.380 they're the king of clout if you're a relevant athlete otherwise like if you got like injuries
00:05:42.600 and shit you ain't shit you know what else i hate at parties and it happened a lot yesterday and i
00:05:46.920 always complain about this when someone comes up to me they're like yo i got this app like i will
00:05:51.340 not invest in your app even just like priority uh you're not principle out of principle because
00:05:59.040 you told me about it at a party i just won't do it a guy comes up to me this is a true story
00:06:04.040 andre was there he comes up to me with like small talk he goes yo i own a medical dispensary
00:06:09.360 I verbatim I go I don't care to his face like I don't care like no bro I don't I'm over like
00:06:17.300 I don't care I don't care bro until I said this before no no no one of those companies they come
00:06:24.700 up to you they're like I own a medical company it's called a he bob medical and you're like
00:06:28.880 fuck he bob medical don't care go fuck yourself six years later you're back in Ohio the vlog
00:06:35.380 channel's ruined podcast got canceled because mike said son's stupid and you watch the news and it's
00:06:40.660 like today's breaking news he bought medical goes public for 48 billion dollars out of principle i
00:06:46.440 still don't do it hey we got a dope guest today should i bring him on i don't have to no we should
00:06:50.560 we should right because it's a bigger one than usual he's done like actual television oh he's
00:06:54.400 got real talent yeah like actual talent must be fucking nice bro hey i want to bring in our guest
00:06:58.220 guys he's an actor a rapper a youtube og a food connoisseur and you've seen him dissing someone's
00:07:03.220 mama on wildin' out. It's Timothy DeLaGuello. Yeah. What's up, dog? What's up? Thanks for
00:07:09.080 having me, bro. How you doing, bro? For sure. I'm great. I'm great. Thanks for coming on.
00:07:11.720 Coming on. Yes. Hey, thanks for having me, bro. Hey, Tim got real talent. I mean, facts.
00:07:16.940 You right. Hey, when was your last audition, bro? Because I'm really worried about the
00:07:20.420 one I had this morning. Man, you know what? I haven't booked an audition, though, in like
00:07:24.300 a long time. Like, I'm not, I'm bad. I feel like I'm really charming. You know what I'm
00:07:29.340 saying but like i get low-key nervous you know i'm saying so like you know afterwards i'm like
00:07:34.860 ah shit i should have said it like this i should have did it like that i definitely didn't book my
00:07:38.940 my last audition that i really booked was the wiling out no no way whoa shit how long ago was
00:07:44.820 that man that was uh let's see uh i did like six years on that show so that was probably like
00:07:50.460 2013 or yeah when i auditioned was probably 2012 six years six years eight seasons yeah
00:07:57.960 What makes you feel more comfortable with Wild N' Out versus, like, an audition?
00:08:03.080 Is it because you're, like, more improv-ing?
00:08:04.920 Like, you're just, like, kind of—
00:08:05.960 Yeah, well, that was dope because, like, Wild N' Out was basically everything I knew I was dope at.
00:08:10.060 It was, like, you know, like, the freestyle rap, and I did some improv comedy here.
00:08:13.660 And it's just in college.
00:08:14.340 It's, like, you know, just being goofy, being me, being funny, but also, like, getting some jokes off.
00:08:18.560 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:18.980 So it was—I felt good about that.
00:08:21.220 But you know how, like, auditions are.
00:08:22.340 You feel good about an audition, and you never get called back.
00:08:24.480 It's the ones you're like, ah, man, I fucked that up.
00:08:26.220 They're like, all right, yeah, can you come back?
00:08:27.720 You got the job bro
00:08:29.080 Here's why that like
00:08:31.220 Doesn't really work for me bro
00:08:32.460 Cause like
00:08:32.960 Being a content creator
00:08:34.760 Like quite honestly
00:08:35.660 I know when shit's good
00:08:36.800 And I know when I'm good
00:08:38.080 Like in the scenes
00:08:38.800 In Flat Earth
00:08:39.520 When we do scenes
00:08:40.100 You know when I'd be like
00:08:41.340 Yo I don't believe myself here
00:08:42.600 Let's do that again
00:08:43.300 Like I
00:08:43.580 You know what I'm saying
00:08:44.200 I can feel it
00:08:44.880 Yeah
00:08:45.380 Jake Paul's calling me
00:08:46.560 What do you think
00:08:46.840 He's gonna talk about
00:08:47.440 The party last night
00:08:48.540 Saw you there
00:08:49.400 I was there
00:08:50.100 Yeah I turned around
00:08:50.860 I was like
00:08:51.160 Hey motherfucker
00:08:51.680 I'm gonna be in your shit
00:08:52.400 And I haven't seen you
00:08:54.300 In like years
00:08:55.320 I feel like
00:08:55.920 Where did we meet
00:08:56.900 Was it the Lilly Singh video?
00:08:59.740 Oh, it might have been
00:09:00.540 The Vine versus YouTube rap
00:09:02.860 I think that's like when we met
00:09:04.800 That was way back
00:09:05.740 And then I feel like we ran into each other
00:09:07.700 At some like New York thing
00:09:11.020 Okay
00:09:11.360 Real quick
00:09:12.500 New York thing
00:09:13.160 I forget, bro
00:09:13.980 It's no problem
00:09:15.100 But yeah, you tap me on the shoulder
00:09:16.140 He's like, yo, I'm on your podcast tomorrow
00:09:17.320 I'm like, Timothy Delaguero's on my podcast
00:09:19.460 Oh, fuck
00:09:20.040 That's you
00:09:21.300 Do you ever have a problem in LA
00:09:22.840 With not remembering if you've met people before?
00:09:25.740 I forget everybody
00:09:26.780 Like, they come up to you, they say, yo, what's good?
00:09:29.480 And we've talked about this before where you have to say either.
00:09:32.500 There's a key.
00:09:32.960 He's got it.
00:09:33.380 No, I always do this, right?
00:09:34.880 No matter who it is.
00:09:35.980 He's going to say the same shit.
00:09:36.880 If it's a dude, I go, oh, what's up, man?
00:09:38.440 How you been?
00:09:38.880 It's good to see you.
00:09:39.440 What's up?
00:09:39.720 What's up?
00:09:39.900 How you been?
00:09:40.640 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:41.320 Exactly.
00:09:41.560 Or I go, have we met before?
00:09:44.600 Just in case.
00:09:45.580 Like, if a dude gives me any, like, eyebrows, slight raise, I'm like, have we met before?
00:09:49.580 And if yes, then it's like, okay, good, I'm safe.
00:09:52.060 and then if not
00:09:52.900 then it's like
00:09:53.280 oh shit I don't know
00:09:53.980 you got a familiar face
00:09:54.700 but that's it
00:09:55.640 the good to see you shit
00:09:56.560 good to see you
00:09:57.180 works in both
00:09:58.060 it works in both things
00:09:59.260 cause when you first
00:10:00.180 meet someone for the first time
00:10:01.320 good to see you
00:10:02.300 when you're seeing them again
00:10:03.460 for the first time
00:10:04.260 or for the next time
00:10:05.060 good to see you
00:10:05.660 but isn't a good to see you
00:10:06.660 when you've never met
00:10:07.340 like a oh
00:10:07.940 but we've
00:10:08.420 what do you mean
00:10:08.920 it happened to me once
00:10:10.300 it happened to me once
00:10:11.060 I'd never met the person
00:10:12.120 ever
00:10:12.720 and they hit me
00:10:13.780 leaving with a good to see you
00:10:15.600 and I was like
00:10:16.420 that was weird
00:10:17.240 yeah
00:10:17.660 but also
00:10:18.380 kinda worked
00:10:19.440 kinda fucking worked
00:10:20.480 and I asked someone
00:10:21.340 I was like
00:10:21.580 Why do you think he said that?
00:10:22.640 He's like, I don't know.
00:10:23.480 He probably doesn't know if he remembers or met you before.
00:10:26.420 I don't know.
00:10:26.820 Well, think about it.
00:10:27.500 It's more of like a, it could even be more of like a physical compliment.
00:10:30.180 Like, good to see you.
00:10:31.480 Like, it's good to see you.
00:10:32.960 It's great that I can physically see you with my eyes.
00:10:36.040 I'm blessed to have vision right now.
00:10:39.320 It's crazy because, you know, especially all production, like, white dudes look the same.
00:10:42.940 They always have beards and they always, like, not you, you're on camera.
00:10:46.900 We say the same shit, bro.
00:10:48.200 Why Asian people, bro?
00:10:50.080 I know.
00:10:50.680 I mean that's what I'm saying
00:10:52.020 but it's weird because
00:10:52.960 I can feel the racism
00:10:53.980 in the air
00:10:54.500 I can feel it's tangible
00:10:56.220 but it's mutual
00:10:56.620 it's mutual
00:10:57.640 you can say
00:10:58.440 I just agree
00:10:59.100 you can really say that
00:11:00.120 about like any ethnic group
00:11:01.500 really you know what I'm saying
00:11:02.460 depending on how you grew up
00:11:03.660 but like for me
00:11:04.360 like bearded white dudes
00:11:06.280 all look the same to me
00:11:07.360 and I can never tell them apart
00:11:08.660 and like so
00:11:09.260 I've met
00:11:10.280 I swear I've met the same
00:11:11.980 bearded white dude
00:11:13.320 like 10 times
00:11:14.500 and I feel bad about it
00:11:15.880 you know
00:11:16.420 good to see you
00:11:17.540 man we really do yo
00:11:20.420 I was watching Westworld
00:11:21.800 have you seen that show
00:11:22.720 bits and pieces
00:11:23.720 bits and pieces
00:11:24.380 yo and like
00:11:25.000 I gotta agree with you
00:11:26.500 I had the same thought
00:11:27.160 the other day
00:11:27.520 all the old like western
00:11:29.000 bearded dudes
00:11:30.060 yeah
00:11:30.480 look identical
00:11:31.080 sorry I'm being racist
00:11:32.120 against my own race
00:11:32.940 y'all
00:11:33.240 no white people anyways
00:11:35.260 but
00:11:35.420 and also stop apologizing
00:11:37.300 me
00:11:38.480 yeah
00:11:38.880 in general
00:11:39.340 yeah bearded white dudes bro
00:11:40.800 y'all look fucking insane
00:11:41.860 yeah
00:11:42.860 I mean look
00:11:43.520 even like
00:11:43.980 look if you watch like
00:11:44.940 Game of Thrones
00:11:46.160 you know what I'm saying
00:11:46.920 it takes you a good
00:11:47.860 like season and a half
00:11:49.400 before you really realize
00:11:50.380 who's who
00:11:50.940 everybody got long hair
00:11:51.820 you watch our show
00:11:52.460 I do I do I do
00:11:53.520 and I heard like
00:11:54.420 the last couple episodes
00:11:55.540 were some of the best
00:11:56.280 like cinematic content
00:11:57.180 to grace TV ever
00:11:58.320 can you verify
00:11:59.220 I can agree
00:12:00.120 cinematically
00:12:00.760 it was very dope
00:12:01.820 you know I feel like
00:12:02.760 some people had some issues
00:12:03.660 with some stories
00:12:04.680 and the way it went
00:12:05.800 but I still
00:12:06.820 like I fucked with that show
00:12:07.700 what was it
00:12:08.000 the battle of Winterfell
00:12:09.520 it was
00:12:10.080 it was the
00:12:10.880 the long night
00:12:12.160 that people were kinda
00:12:13.240 yeah yeah
00:12:13.840 the long
00:12:14.340 with the white walkers
00:12:15.720 I heard that that was
00:12:16.440 the best
00:12:17.280 people say that
00:12:18.200 that was the best episode
00:12:19.280 of the series
00:12:20.020 would you say?
00:12:20.740 People go back and forth.
00:12:21.720 A lot of people
00:12:22.280 are really mad
00:12:23.880 and some people
00:12:24.480 really love it.
00:12:25.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:12:26.120 I enjoyed the episode.
00:12:27.520 I sat down for two seconds
00:12:29.380 because I don't watch the show
00:12:30.300 and I was like
00:12:30.700 I'll give it a chance
00:12:31.480 but also I don't think
00:12:32.300 you can sit it.
00:12:33.360 What season is it on?
00:12:34.300 It's like eight.
00:12:34.860 I don't think you can sit it
00:12:35.700 on like four minutes
00:12:36.680 of one episode
00:12:37.600 on season eight
00:12:38.320 and like understand.
00:12:38.900 I saw a dragon get shot
00:12:39.900 with a giant arrow.
00:12:40.880 Yeah.
00:12:42.120 That was actually dope.
00:12:43.240 That was dope.
00:12:43.560 But it was sad.
00:12:44.180 It was sad.
00:12:44.720 Look out.
00:12:45.220 It was sad.
00:12:45.740 It's even more sad
00:12:46.600 if you watch this shit
00:12:47.280 because she looks at those dragons
00:12:48.180 like as her kids
00:12:48.980 you know what I'm saying
00:12:49.540 yeah those are like her babies
00:12:50.900 yo but it happened so quick
00:12:52.300 yeah people were mad
00:12:53.320 about that too
00:12:53.880 it happened so quick
00:12:54.900 like there wasn't
00:12:55.440 enough build up
00:12:56.020 well because they were like
00:12:57.040 well if you watch the episode
00:12:58.120 right cause you know
00:12:58.940 like the other fleet
00:12:59.780 of ships came from
00:13:00.740 around the corner and shit
00:13:01.800 people were like yo
00:13:02.440 how did she not see
00:13:03.280 a whole ass fleet of ships
00:13:04.800 when she was flying
00:13:05.460 on her dragon
00:13:06.060 so people were like
00:13:06.800 people think the show
00:13:07.900 is getting a little too
00:13:08.780 like catering to
00:13:09.800 like the fans
00:13:11.260 and not the story
00:13:12.360 like it used to be
00:13:13.280 so that's the biggest
00:13:13.960 they were leaving
00:13:14.120 coffee cups on stuff
00:13:15.080 yeah I was just gonna say
00:13:16.100 that's the biggest news
00:13:17.160 what are your thoughts
00:13:17.800 on that
00:13:18.060 You think that that was a Starbucks plug?
00:13:20.660 Was it, like, a Game of Thrones?
00:13:23.020 Like, did they do it to try to build hype around the city?
00:13:25.380 Like, what's good?
00:13:27.180 Nah, I think that was definitely just a mistake.
00:13:30.020 Because it was a dark, you know, the episode's been dark.
00:13:32.500 They left a coffee cup.
00:13:34.700 When does it take place?
00:13:36.620 It's early, like, 1200?
00:13:38.360 No, probably earlier, right?
00:13:39.460 Early, but, like, fictional.
00:13:40.960 You know what I'm saying?
00:13:41.300 It's not even a real last, you know, world.
00:13:43.720 It's dragons and stuff.
00:13:44.920 Just Starbucks posted up, dude.
00:13:45.900 Yeah, but who's to say that?
00:13:46.960 Do you think it was Amelia's fault?
00:13:48.060 fart
00:13:48.880 but who's to say that there
00:13:51.020 that there's no Starbucks there
00:13:53.220 like I get it seems unlikely but like yo
00:13:55.480 everywhere I turn here there's a Starbucks
00:13:57.440 at every corner so why can't there be one in Winterfell
00:13:59.760 who's to say there wasn't like a
00:14:01.220 white bronzed
00:14:03.520 chalice you know what I'm saying that someone
00:14:05.480 just had on the table yeah she's a queen
00:14:07.760 I know it's unlikely but it's still possible
00:14:09.560 I did see an article
00:14:11.720 about what episodes
00:14:13.500 you would have to watch if you
00:14:15.600 wanted to catch up very quickly
00:14:17.260 and the producers of the show put out like a quick list.
00:14:19.780 It was like eight episodes from like a bunch
00:14:21.760 of the different seasons. If you watch those, you can catch up.
00:14:23.720 We should probably think about it, bro. I've heard good things.
00:14:26.020 It's a, you know, I'm not gonna lie. I was not
00:14:27.820 conscious. No, it's okay, man. Sometimes I just
00:14:29.860 I wasn't even conscious for what I
00:14:31.760 just said. I just made all that up, bro.
00:14:33.320 Hey, you're good. Hey, yo, let's cut the shit. All right.
00:14:35.740 Listen, here's what I want to talk about. Let's cut the shit, bro.
00:14:38.340 All right. You made a video
00:14:39.560 about me after Japan. I did. You remember
00:14:41.640 that? I did. I think it was a fair video.
00:14:43.740 I also agree.
00:14:44.860 but um i just wanted to pick your brain a little bit about a even why you came on this show because
00:14:49.920 sometimes i confuse people who who made videos after that with people who hate me okay and like
00:14:56.520 do you hate me tim i do not hate you bro you sure and that's why i did that video you know i'm saying
00:15:02.200 like uh like yeah y'all did some dumb shit right i agree with some dumb shit that's why i did the
00:15:06.940 video right but also like um the the video that i did about you in japan was specifically about
00:15:13.300 um and if you haven't watched the video i referenced something you said in your like
00:15:17.560 your first statement that people hated too right where you were saying like yeah you know what i'm
00:15:21.600 doing this like a 20 minute show every day right like your vlog and i was like basically trying to
00:15:27.740 dissect you for people that aren't familiar with vlog life because vlogging every day can fuck your
00:15:32.780 head up you know i'm saying and i've known people that tried to vlog every day i vlogged every day
00:15:36.720 for a minute and like i didn't like it because i it was like just wasn't for me right but for you
00:15:41.700 specifically i wanted to be like yo um he is looking at this shit like his life as a tv show
00:15:48.760 and when you get obsessed with that you start to the lines between life and what is just entertaining
00:15:55.880 get fucked up right so i was like he was so focused on creating what he thought was going to
00:15:59.860 be like yo this is the craziest content you've ever seen you're kind of like i feel like what
00:16:04.140 you what you realized was maybe morally fucked up you wasn't in your head you know i was trying to
00:16:08.360 explain like yo psychologically this shit's like you know it fucks you up and i was trying to you
00:16:13.800 know make a point to that you know what i'm saying got you it was so dumb of course it was
00:16:17.560 fucking i think we could all i think we could all agree on that but as you've seen but i don't hate
00:16:22.780 you okay thank you or else i wouldn't have came on the show no yeah well when uh you confirmed i
00:16:27.440 wasn't or when we asked you i wasn't sure if you'd say yes or or not because like i said i'm not sure
00:16:31.400 where people um lie nowadays like some some people are holding it near and dear to their heart a year
00:16:38.040 and a half later like yeah see i'm against i'm against canceling people forever too you know
00:16:42.740 i'm saying it was like okay people are stupid they make stupid mistakes we're all kind of growing
00:16:47.480 i've i've of course done shit in the past that like i wouldn't do now i've done like content in
00:16:52.160 the past i wouldn't do now and like i feel like if someone recognizes their mistakes and apologizes
00:16:56.540 for it then like why why fucking hold that over their heads forever you know what i'm saying
00:17:00.320 would you say he's paid his his time like from a cancellation standpoint or i mean shit man look
00:17:06.580 Like, who's to say how long you are allowed to be, you should be canceled?
00:17:10.520 Because on the outside, maybe somebody should set up some guidelines, a penal code around
00:17:14.600 how long you get canceled for.
00:17:15.960 I think it's on the person, bro.
00:17:17.780 Like, it's on me.
00:17:18.540 Like, we're still doing it.
00:17:20.540 We're still doing it.
00:17:21.460 I mean, like, look at him.
00:17:22.740 Like, he's changed, obviously.
00:17:24.760 Like, there's no question about it.
00:17:25.700 I've been able to see it because I've been with him every day since it happened.
00:17:28.800 But, like, I think even watching from the outside and checking in every few episodes
00:17:32.180 or looking at his content, looking at what he does, like, he's a completely different
00:17:36.420 person i've just matured yeah it's and you know what like if that needed to happen to make me an
00:17:42.700 actual human like to get you back back to real life did that that whole that whole period in
00:17:49.700 japan was a mess um as you know and there was a there was a um a part there where the narrative
00:17:55.900 shifted to some sort of like logan paul racist against asian people yeah yeah did you feel that
00:18:00.620 at all or by the way i'm so open with this because hey surprise i'm not racist gotcha
00:18:05.520 blogs take it away.
00:18:08.060 He brought me on just to pretend like he's not racist
00:18:10.540 y'all. Don't let him fool you.
00:18:12.280 No no it's not true. One of my best
00:18:14.360 friends is Asian. That's the classic.
00:18:17.240 No in high school some of my
00:18:18.400 best friends were Asian. No no I had sex with an Asian girl one time
00:18:20.220 three years ago.
00:18:22.600 Okay no like
00:18:24.120 I was definitely more irritated
00:18:26.420 at the shenanigans
00:18:28.540 in Japan than to be
00:18:30.540 honest like the whole like the forest shit.
00:18:32.160 You know what I'm saying? I was like
00:18:33.060 Cause I was like oh my god
00:18:34.720 Why would someone do this
00:18:37.300 And then I seen the Japanese shit
00:18:38.180 I was like ugh
00:18:38.900 Just like you're a typical
00:18:41.340 Stupid white dude in Japan
00:18:43.960 Doing dumb shit
00:18:44.960 Disrespecting the people
00:18:48.620 But hey man as long as you realize you did wrong
00:18:51.020 And I know you did
00:18:51.740 I mean do you know that bro
00:18:55.200 What if I'm just frowning
00:18:56.020 You could be
00:18:57.380 Well either way
00:18:58.300 Follow me guys
00:19:00.840 If you guys don't know who I am, I'm trying to tap into my young white girl demographic.
00:19:07.540 I don't think enough white people watch me, so I'm trying to tap into that.
00:19:10.560 So, hey, y'all, fuck with your boy.
00:19:12.900 Let's go.
00:19:13.260 Hey, Tim's dope.
00:19:13.880 We love Tim.
00:19:15.040 What's your socials?
00:19:17.100 What's your demo for real, you know?
00:19:19.300 My demo?
00:19:20.120 Well, you know, because I've been on YouTube for so long, right?
00:19:22.000 Yeah.
00:19:22.360 So, it's crazy.
00:19:22.920 My demo is like, it's older.
00:19:25.100 It's kind of, now it's like very like 18 to 35-ish.
00:19:28.720 um and uh majority asian of course and then really yeah yeah i wonder why like you say of course that
00:19:35.960 doesn't strike me um i would not have thought that just because um you know in the beginning
00:19:40.660 of youtube there were so many asian dudes that popped off like asian comedians like you know
00:19:44.640 kev jumba niga higa yeah yeah of course me and i feel like that's mainly because asian people
00:19:50.140 never really had anybody representing us on tv or movies you know i'm saying so when they
00:19:54.960 saw people coming out on youtube like doing funny shit or like doing rap shit or doing any music
00:20:01.100 things they were like wow finally somebody asian that like looks like me that i can identify with
00:20:05.220 so a lot of asian people like popped off in the beginning so that's why there's like a huge like
00:20:08.980 a lot of support from the asian community just for anybody uh trying to represent that's awesome
00:20:13.720 that's awesome and then as a result and then and then after that you know of course like um i got
00:20:17.900 a strong like latino community following too that's cool because like i grew up in la i do a
00:20:21.600 lot of like latino references you know i'm saying and uh and uh my best friends growing up were like
00:20:26.560 i went to like a night like 80 percent mexican high school so a lot of the homies that also i
00:20:32.560 like my best friends now are um dudes that were my best best friends in high school who happened
00:20:37.340 to be mexican and uh and also like you know i do a lot of like a hip-hop uh humor so uh you know i
00:20:43.500 got you know of course uh black people enjoy my videos as well especially after wilding out too
00:20:47.460 like you know
00:20:47.980 anybody who
00:20:48.880 like watched
00:20:50.100 like a lot of
00:20:51.180 older black people
00:20:52.060 know me now
00:20:53.100 from wildin' out
00:20:54.060 is your real
00:20:54.940 last name
00:20:55.420 De La Ghetto
00:20:55.900 no no no
00:20:57.000 is it ghetto
00:20:57.740 no no
00:20:58.980 does it have the word
00:20:59.740 ghetto in it at all
00:21:00.660 no
00:21:00.960 because De La Ghetto
00:21:01.860 De La is
00:21:02.720 in French
00:21:03.640 means of the
00:21:04.640 so you speak French
00:21:06.240 it's Timothy of the ghetto
00:21:07.180 yeah a little bit
00:21:07.860 say something
00:21:09.060 je parle un peu français
00:21:10.840 amazing
00:21:11.820 that's a really tough
00:21:13.440 speak a little French
00:21:14.060 I only know one
00:21:14.740 French phrase
00:21:15.520 and it's
00:21:15.820 Which is, would you like to touch my butt?
00:21:19.680 Oh, that's tight.
00:21:20.540 What's the song that's like...
00:21:22.160 Now stop it before we get copyrighted.
00:21:25.620 Oh, fuck.
00:21:26.820 Why do you know that, huh?
00:21:28.220 I was in Montreal for a show.
00:21:31.760 And I was like, hey, French girls or French Canadian girls,
00:21:35.000 teach me some shit.
00:21:35.700 And that's what they taught me.
00:21:36.920 Would you like to touch my butt?
00:21:38.600 Did you touch their butt?
00:21:39.960 Probably.
00:21:40.580 I was definitely groupie staged at that point in my life.
00:21:43.240 So I might have touched a French Canadian butt at one point.
00:21:45.480 yeah you were asked to and cleared obviously to do so consent only signed a form all that shit
00:21:50.080 what's the difference between a french canadian butt and an american butt if any um you know it's
00:21:54.880 weird i feel like anytime anybody is a some kind of like a spicy white uh the the the booties tend
00:22:00.560 to be a little like a little a little rounder rounder yeah it's weird if any type of european
00:22:05.720 russian butt or like uh like you know spicy white what about like the consistency like from a from
00:22:11.020 like a um like mass standpoint because like they don't probably eat as much like fast food is it
00:22:16.820 firmer um you know what um it kind of all depends how do we milk this conversation this long yo what
00:22:23.720 type of girls are you into though um i'm into you know in my past if you just if you look at just my
00:22:28.980 past i've dated uh all types of girls like uh literally like every color yeah yeah yeah are
00:22:36.020 All shapes and sizes, actually.
00:22:37.820 Yeah, that's great.
00:22:38.700 You don't have a type?
00:22:40.060 Okay, but if, okay, I didn't think I had a type until, like, until somebody was kind of, like, showing me pictures of just what I like.
00:22:48.780 And then it was definitely, I think I'd lean more towards brunettes, more exotic looking, dark hair, you know, like mixed girls, and, like, just, like, darker.
00:22:59.540 What's your status right now?
00:23:00.640 I'm married, actually.
00:23:01.840 Yeah, I knew that.
00:23:02.920 I was just clarifying.
00:23:04.320 Yo, congrats.
00:23:05.480 thanks wow what's that like not gonna lie it's lit really you don't mean that it's no i swear
00:23:11.740 bro it's pretty dope not gonna lie um definitely going into it i had a few people who were like
00:23:16.460 hey man don't do it bro don't do it man were they your boys uh just people i had run into
00:23:21.400 you know your boys were cool with it though no my boys were fine yeah because they all love my
00:23:25.160 wife and like they get along with she gets along with the homies so does she come out like and
00:23:29.180 like hang out with the hang out with she can everybody and shit she can yeah like i mean she
00:23:32.720 She's more, she doesn't like to really, like, turn up.
00:23:34.760 So if I'm trying to, like, turn up with the homies, she's like,
00:23:36.740 ah, go get drunk with your friends.
00:23:37.780 You know, she's not really trying to party like that.
00:23:39.040 She trusts you?
00:23:40.320 Huh?
00:23:40.820 She trusts you?
00:23:41.360 She does, 100%.
00:23:42.480 Do you trust you?
00:23:42.780 I do.
00:23:44.040 You trust us?
00:23:44.520 I do.
00:23:45.460 I don't know.
00:23:46.000 I just met you, so I don't know, bro.
00:23:47.520 I don't know.
00:23:48.200 Maybe.
00:23:48.560 We were long distance for, like, six years, so we kind of had to trust each other.
00:23:51.880 Yeah.
00:23:52.280 Wow.
00:23:53.720 We were long distance for six years?
00:23:55.660 Mm-hmm.
00:23:56.580 Where'd y'all meet?
00:23:57.080 um basically long story short her uh her one of her friends used to make youtube videos
00:24:02.880 and i thought that girl's videos were like super funny so me and that girl just became cool on
00:24:06.280 like facebook myspace all that shit and one day i was creeping on facebook and i was like i was
00:24:10.080 going through that girl's pictures i was like yo who's your sexy ass friend and uh and she was like
00:24:14.240 oh that's my you know that's my best friend chia or whatever that's my wife's name and then we
00:24:18.420 basically just ended up messaging on facebook and then we started texting and then uh is this her
00:24:24.240 that is her damn yeah well you did good i know whoa i'm blessed hey way to go you think her
00:24:32.440 friend is salty um because i think that conversation's always weird for me like you're
00:24:37.180 like you're like talking to a girl and she's like yo i'm feeling this dude he funny and then you're
00:24:41.260 just like yo man i've been meaning to ask you about your hot ass friend yo and the girl's just
00:24:46.320 like oh fuck like what just happened bro yeah true no i can see why people would be salty she wasn't
00:24:50.880 She already had her dude
00:24:51.920 And she
00:24:52.180 Yeah yeah yeah
00:24:52.720 We just you know
00:24:53.480 It was chill
00:24:54.320 Yeah
00:24:54.820 Yeah that's good
00:24:55.560 But that's wifey
00:24:56.240 Congratulations bro
00:24:56.820 Thanks man
00:24:57.160 We've been married for like
00:24:57.820 She like seven months now
00:24:59.800 Whoa
00:25:00.660 Any thoughts about having
00:25:02.380 Like a little
00:25:02.900 Of the ghetto
00:25:03.700 Yeah I mean
00:25:04.740 Of the ghetto
00:25:05.320 Oh the last name
00:25:07.140 Comes from the Fresh Prince
00:25:08.220 By the way
00:25:08.580 Just a little side tangent
00:25:09.440 It's not my real last name
00:25:10.480 Okay okay
00:25:10.980 Wait wait
00:25:11.460 Whose last name was that
00:25:12.520 It was
00:25:12.800 Will made up a poet
00:25:14.640 On an old episode
00:25:15.500 Of Fresh Prince
00:25:16.140 A poet named
00:25:16.840 Raphael De La Ghetto
00:25:17.740 He joined a poetry club
00:25:18.780 To meet girls
00:25:19.460 And then
00:25:20.140 And Rafael De La Guero.
00:25:21.740 And so I took that because I was a big Fresh Prince fan.
00:25:23.440 I like that.
00:25:23.840 But yeah, I mean, eventually we'll have some babies.
00:25:26.020 Not anytime too soon.
00:25:27.200 Like my parents definitely are like, yo, like before we even got married,
00:25:30.300 they were like, yo, don't even get married.
00:25:31.340 Just give us a baby.
00:25:32.400 Yeah, my mom's the same way.
00:25:33.780 She doesn't even, she just wants a grandkid.
00:25:36.520 This might be a little personal, but like when you're married
00:25:39.620 and you're not trying to get pregnant,
00:25:43.120 do y'all use like a birth control?
00:25:45.080 Like is she on birth control?
00:25:46.520 Are you using condoms?
00:25:48.220 Is there some sort of, what's it?
00:25:49.380 Are you using male birth control?
00:25:50.880 That's a new thing they're testing out right now?
00:25:52.420 No, what's the thing?
00:25:54.000 Contraception?
00:25:54.400 No, it's a T.
00:25:56.760 It looks like a T.
00:25:58.040 Oh, you're talking about the golf tee.
00:26:01.820 IUD?
00:26:02.500 IUD.
00:26:03.380 IUD.
00:26:04.000 Yeah, no, no, no.
00:26:05.060 Internal explosive device.
00:26:07.680 No, we practice safe sex.
00:26:09.780 I pull out.
00:26:11.060 Really?
00:26:11.620 No, no, no.
00:26:12.480 Wait, can we stop there for a second?
00:26:15.960 The pull out game is a science, bro.
00:26:18.940 I have been running pull-out game for, man,
00:26:22.300 seems like 30 fucking years now, bro.
00:26:24.280 It is a science.
00:26:26.600 Tell me more about what you do.
00:26:28.020 No, that was definitely, no, no, she's on birth control.
00:26:30.400 Yeah, yeah, she's been, she's always been.
00:26:32.780 Fuck a pull-out game.
00:26:33.620 No, but also, like, you know, no,
00:26:35.060 the pull-out game is definitely a serious, serious game.
00:26:38.600 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:39.280 It's a serious game.
00:26:40.460 I feel like where people fuck up is, like,
00:26:41.920 when dudes are like, yo, I'm going to pull out right
00:26:44.080 when I'm about to bust.
00:26:45.180 I think that's where you fuck up.
00:26:45.980 No, you got to pull out, like, three seconds early.
00:26:47.900 At least, yeah.
00:26:48.640 And then you jack yourself off to finalize.
00:26:51.920 I'm that dude.
00:26:52.840 I'm that dude that's shooting buzzer readers.
00:26:55.620 Like, no, I can't.
00:26:57.400 It's a game that I lose.
00:26:58.680 I can't do the pullout.
00:26:59.600 Like, I just can't, bro.
00:27:01.200 And like, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:27:03.340 It's just not for me.
00:27:04.480 I don't know why I'm so bad at it.
00:27:06.960 Can a girl get pregnant on her period?
00:27:08.920 Does anyone know?
00:27:10.420 Dylan's shaking his head no.
00:27:11.380 I don't think so.
00:27:11.860 But I've heard it's possible.
00:27:13.220 I've heard there's a slim chance.
00:27:14.500 Maybe in like a blue moon or a red moon.
00:27:17.600 I learned in college,
00:27:19.580 like one of the only things I learned in college
00:27:21.020 is if pre-cum can actually get a girl pregnant or not.
00:27:24.200 And like-
00:27:24.660 I heard it can.
00:27:25.440 Well, here's what I learned, right?
00:27:26.540 Here's what I learned.
00:27:27.220 This is crazy.
00:27:27.640 I actually just said this on my podcast.
00:27:29.540 So it's like out of like six years of fucking college
00:27:32.200 before I dropped out,
00:27:32.860 this is like one of the only things I learned.
00:27:33.880 Six years of fucking in college?
00:27:35.360 No, no, six years of motherfucking college.
00:27:37.700 So I took a human sexuality class
00:27:40.060 and one of the questions they asked was like,
00:27:42.560 yo, we asked dude, this dude that,
00:27:44.700 he was like this expert that came in
00:27:46.180 and we asked can pre-cum actually get a girl pregnant because we've heard different things
00:27:49.980 right and he was like here's what it is let me tell you he's like i probably shouldn't even be
00:27:53.880 telling you guys this but this is what it is all right so when you hit like when you smash raw
00:27:58.940 and then you uh then you like right you pull out you bust right um if you go for round two
00:28:06.080 and you don't pee in between sessions oh then you're wait what first of all right wait hold
00:28:11.920 hold on that's what i'm saying it's like so you you have sex once you bust and then you go on and
00:28:17.380 then like so you know you're supposed to kind of pee flush your system clear the pipes clear your
00:28:21.160 pipes out 100 if you don't get a uti if you get a uti right it's like everybody should pee right
00:28:25.780 so if you don't pee what happens is the pre-cum from round two is pushing out sperm that's still
00:28:31.820 left in your urethra from round one what about what about round one yes that is so he was trying
00:28:38.460 to say he was trying to say that that doesn't happen if it's round one only round two who's
00:28:43.520 this guy do you know his name i forget okay let's call let's call him tim let's say we take tim's
00:28:48.300 advice why would i name him the same name as you let's call him john jimmy let's call him john
00:28:52.480 let's take john's advice that we heard from tim and also like now we have a baby so fucking now
00:28:57.540 what john you screwed all of us yes having unprotected sex at any time is risky and can
00:29:03.000 result in pregnancy well of course the time when a girl is most likely to become pregnant can happen
00:29:07.720 within a few days when your period ends so i think you can still get pregnant if she's on her period
00:29:12.460 the biggest thing the biggest thing here is obviously the the easiest way to not get a
00:29:18.680 girl pregnant is to have sex with her on top because gravity this is that's like kinder like
00:29:23.540 i learned that shit so early right because i thought you're gonna say use a condom oh i've
00:29:28.220 not i heard about these things a million fucking times people keep mentioning them bro and i'm just
00:29:32.580 like what are you saying but no honestly because of gravity so like the comb goes up it can't
00:29:37.660 fertilize the egg because it immediately fucking drops down bro newton's fucking fig newton's
00:29:42.200 and i also heard i also heard if you uh if you smash in a hot tub you can't get pregnant
00:29:50.260 because the sperm dies immediately they drown they drown i've heard that i mean i breathe i've
00:29:55.080 heard shit where it's like and i would never believe it though but i've heard like some dudes
00:29:57.960 like will soak in hot like bath water to kill like just yeah man i don't know man i heard yeah
00:30:04.060 yeah if you if you stay in a hot tub for 20 minutes and then have sex like it's all but again
00:30:08.800 don't don't please no no don't do by the way quick disclaimer i've done these in the past
00:30:12.900 kids wear condoms don't have unprotected sex and if you do fucking pull out way early no but also
00:30:19.820 i mean like stds are like skyrocketing like the numbers are going mad high right now like there
00:30:25.100 was that herpes outbreak after coach you know what another thing i heard recently uh in la thing and
00:30:29.380 I didn't know this, that STDs were actually the preface for Pokemon.
00:30:34.680 And so once you catch them all, you actually go back to being clean.
00:30:40.240 Did you guys know that?
00:30:41.080 I heard about that.
00:30:42.240 Yeah, so it's like got to catch them all.
00:30:43.740 Yeah.
00:30:44.040 And then once you get all of them, bro, you reset.
00:30:46.220 Start over.
00:30:46.980 And you start over.
00:30:48.000 And then if you want to do it better the second time, wear condoms, whatever, you can do that.
00:30:50.760 I got to start playing the game again.
00:30:52.140 It's crazy.
00:30:52.520 You really do, bro.
00:30:53.240 It's crazy.
00:30:53.580 I'm only missing a couple right now, bro.
00:30:55.280 Is that why you were like, I saw you walking down the street earlier.
00:30:58.120 like damn i gotta find chlamydia zilla chlamydia sword chlamydia sword hey bro so you have been
00:31:06.320 on youtube for a while yeah like 13 years this is your most viewed video what the fuck is going
00:31:12.080 on here this is called the asian nip slip bruh what first off what is the dimensions the quality
00:31:17.740 is 240p dog that's why this video this video is like from what year is it's like 2005 bro 2006
00:31:23.780 what is why so what has happened wait what's good with the ratio on likes and bruh no oh oh because
00:31:31.560 look here's the thing this video this video has only have so little likes this video has so many
00:31:38.640 views because it got caught in that like you know that weird like porn where people think they're
00:31:43.180 gonna find porn on youtube and it's like oh yeah so it gets suggested when dudes are like trying
00:31:48.160 to find like so this is the thumbnail so everyone every dude that clicks on this thinks he's about
00:31:53.320 to look at an actual like asian girl nipple oh no bro and by the way i was the demo that was
00:31:58.320 looking i was like like my first porn i ever watched i typed in girls boobs yeah on youtube
00:32:03.780 right yeah it's like this is i probably watched this video so this is the shit that pops up
00:32:08.620 oh no so all this is this is literally just a behind the scenes like like snippet of another
00:32:15.320 like full out video we were doing like back then and uh yeah i just got this visual of logan at like
00:32:22.320 11 years old
00:32:23.400 He's there
00:32:24.080 Hanging out with like
00:32:24.720 The tissues
00:32:25.180 And like his jergens
00:32:26.080 No no no
00:32:26.720 He types in
00:32:28.060 Like girl's boob
00:32:29.600 And he like
00:32:30.080 Is all ready to go
00:32:30.940 And then that
00:32:31.360 Your boob
00:32:31.980 And it's me
00:32:32.540 And everything comes
00:32:33.620 Full circle now
00:32:34.560 Fuck
00:32:35.620 Thanks for getting
00:32:36.880 My first porn
00:32:37.600 I'm here bro
00:32:38.520 Appreciate you bro
00:32:39.320 That's crazy
00:32:41.360 Does size matter?
00:32:43.220 What
00:32:43.480 It's right there
00:32:44.340 What?
00:32:45.040 It's right there
00:32:45.560 Oh and the
00:32:45.940 Does size matter to?
00:32:48.060 To me?
00:32:48.940 Well I mean
00:32:49.280 Do you think
00:32:49.660 Do you think it does?
00:32:51.400 Well I have this whole thing
00:32:53.440 That I preach
00:32:53.860 Because in my videos a lot
00:32:54.780 I say like
00:32:55.360 It's not big
00:32:55.980 But it's pretty
00:32:56.560 And like
00:32:57.540 And it was like a funny thing
00:32:58.940 I was saying
00:32:59.460 Just because like
00:33:00.340 I just thought it was funny
00:33:01.540 You know what I'm saying
00:33:02.080 But like
00:33:02.640 A lot of
00:33:03.460 One
00:33:04.040 Like a couple Asian dudes
00:33:05.180 Hit me one time
00:33:05.660 They're like
00:33:05.860 Yo why do you always say that
00:33:06.680 It's not big
00:33:07.140 If it's pretty in your videos
00:33:08.000 Like you're making us look bad
00:33:08.880 And I'm like
00:33:09.120 Bruh first of all
00:33:09.760 Look I'm not saying
00:33:10.300 All Asian dicks
00:33:10.960 Are like
00:33:11.680 Not big
00:33:12.780 I'm saying
00:33:13.060 I'm talking about myself
00:33:13.740 You know what I'm saying
00:33:14.200 But that is a common
00:33:15.260 Misconception
00:33:16.580 That's the stereotype
00:33:17.040 And that's why I say it
00:33:18.640 Okay, it's about to get deep for no reason, all right?
00:33:20.220 No, it's good.
00:33:20.580 Or not that deep.
00:33:21.460 Yeah, exactly.
00:33:22.260 To be honest with you.
00:33:22.840 Or not that deep, bro.
00:33:24.380 So, like, I felt like, for me, you know, when dudes are trying to, like, make fun of, like, Asian dudes, like, you know, growing up, like, me and the homies would always just make fun of each other, make jokes, like, make racial jokes and stuff.
00:33:33.880 So, when they want to hit you with, like, that final, there's, like, a tier of Asian jokes, right?
00:33:37.400 It's, like, can't drive, good at math, can't drive, fucking, you eat dogs, little dick, right?
00:33:42.040 So, they want to get you with that, like, death blow.
00:33:43.860 It's, like, you got a little dick, right?
00:33:44.980 so I feel like for me
00:33:47.160 like it was too easy
00:33:48.860 to be like
00:33:49.440 nah I'm Asian
00:33:50.400 but I got a big ass dick
00:33:51.400 you know what I'm saying
00:33:51.740 that's the easy way out
00:33:52.760 right cause all dudes
00:33:53.440 are talking about
00:33:53.900 how big the dicks are anyways
00:33:54.720 and we all lying about this shit
00:33:55.860 so it's like I felt like
00:33:56.840 that was pointless to do that
00:33:58.000 I felt like it was basic
00:33:58.760 so for me I thought like
00:34:00.000 it would be more effective
00:34:00.780 to be like alright look
00:34:01.800 you guys see me
00:34:03.420 I'm mad confident
00:34:04.320 I get baddies
00:34:05.900 you know what I'm saying
00:34:06.540 like there's
00:34:07.040 I'm doing my thing
00:34:08.660 but also
00:34:09.220 I'm not thrown off
00:34:10.960 by you saying
00:34:11.440 I got a little dick
00:34:12.100 like yeah okay
00:34:12.920 it might be not big
00:34:14.220 it might not be big
00:34:14.860 but it's pretty i'll still take your bitch you know what i'm saying you know self-deprecation
00:34:19.880 at its finest right but but it's like also like to be like hey don't let anybody else's like
00:34:25.400 critiques or or words against you keep you from getting what you want to achieve in life you
00:34:31.080 know i'm saying i i put this on my instagram story i know there's an influencer out there
00:34:36.840 with the micro penis i just i just don't know who it is who is it do you have any guesses
00:34:42.100 Like a real
00:34:43.860 I'm not talking like small penis
00:34:45.160 I'm talking micropenis
00:34:46.700 I talked to two girls
00:34:48.100 That are hooked up with dudes with micropenis
00:34:50.320 So if you don't know what micropenis is
00:34:51.680 It's an actual medical condition
00:34:53.700 That erects your penis
00:34:55.880 I think it was like two inches
00:34:57.980 I'm going to Google pictures
00:35:00.180 I'm not going to show it
00:35:00.900 But no I'm going to look at it
00:35:02.140 It's fucked up
00:35:04.360 And it's also fucked up that doctors gave it that title
00:35:06.840 You know what I'm saying
00:35:07.900 Anything else
00:35:09.660 You couldn't have come up with something more creative
00:35:12.800 Yeah exactly
00:35:13.600 Unless it's supposed to be like macropenis
00:35:16.280 Do they have a
00:35:17.080 Do they have one on the opposite side
00:35:21.600 Called a macropenis
00:35:22.680 Like your mandingo
00:35:24.400 Does mandingo have a macropenis
00:35:25.700 Or a macropenis
00:35:27.400 Who is it
00:35:28.900 Drop it in the comments below
00:35:32.980 If you know which influencer has a macropenis
00:35:35.120 I mean it definitely would have to be somebody
00:35:36.920 who uh brags a lot for like what are they making up you won't say a name right now i'm not gonna
00:35:42.320 say a name you can say a name who would it be bro i have someone in mind bro but he's like a homie
00:35:49.040 i don't i don't i don't talk i don't talk to enough of y'all to uh to know yeah you know
00:35:54.020 yeah do you think it would be a mic say this one i don't do you think it would be a micro
00:35:59.220 influencer that would have a micro penis no no they don't they don't because i'm a micro
00:36:03.840 influencer i you know i mean whoever you're thinking about it would be crazy uh clickbait
00:36:08.720 though you know i'm saying no i'm not gonna i think i'm gonna save this one this is like a
00:36:12.500 i'm at the pivot point i'm at the fork in the road and i'm gonna take the the path where i
00:36:16.460 don't say wait look in the camera and do it with a hand do your best to do the his name
00:36:21.000 with a hand motion or just with your eyes holy shit i know exactly who you're i knew he was
00:36:29.600 gonna say that too i knew it i knew it wow dude you tweeted about tyra banks i did tyra banks is
00:36:38.680 uh beautiful cover of sports illustrated for the first time in 23 years um was it what's the
00:36:45.820 what's the conversation around this are people digging it or people are digging it okay let me
00:36:50.100 let me let me pull up these have you seen the picture it's amazing it's it's incredible so
00:36:53.420 she looks fire bro she just did this how old is she now she gotta be like 40 yeah 45
00:36:59.200 Wow
00:36:59.920 Amazing
00:37:00.900 Tyra Banks
00:37:01.760 And she was on it
00:37:02.520 This was young Tyra Banks
00:37:04.560 Yeah
00:37:05.420 Damn dude
00:37:06.820 She's really doing it
00:37:07.840 You know who I feel like
00:37:08.680 Is gonna be the next Tyra Banks
00:37:09.820 Rihanna
00:37:10.280 Like Rihanna gives me
00:37:11.660 T-Banks vibes
00:37:12.820 I feel that
00:37:12.840 Cause she's also all like
00:37:13.680 Natural and shit too
00:37:14.640 Rihanna's awesome dude
00:37:16.300 You have a
00:37:16.900 Do you have a son
00:37:18.460 Sorry
00:37:19.600 I didn't
00:37:20.400 Let's just say
00:37:21.880 Do you have a celebrity crush
00:37:22.700 Is she it
00:37:23.500 You know it's funny
00:37:24.660 That you say that
00:37:25.080 Cause it would probably be
00:37:26.460 Rihanna
00:37:27.140 No way
00:37:27.860 Oh really
00:37:28.220 Yeah yeah
00:37:28.860 Yeah, I think, you know,
00:37:29.800 Rihanna's the one person,
00:37:31.180 because I don't follow
00:37:32.000 a whole lot of celebrities either,
00:37:32.940 but Rihanna's the one celebrity
00:37:33.880 I'm like, oh man,
00:37:35.180 she doesn't give a shit about me
00:37:37.140 or anything at all,
00:37:38.120 but I need to keep up with her
00:37:39.680 and these pictures.
00:37:40.520 She watches.
00:37:41.600 She's subscribed.
00:37:42.380 Oh, word.
00:37:42.960 I think so.
00:37:43.340 Too impulsive.
00:37:44.100 Oh, shit.
00:37:44.700 She's watching.
00:37:45.240 You got anything to say to her?
00:37:46.520 Well, it's too late now
00:37:47.980 because I'm married.
00:37:49.600 Don't say anything.
00:37:51.140 Stop you right there.
00:37:52.700 But you're in a fashion, yeah?
00:37:55.000 Yeah, I got a clothing brand.
00:37:56.780 These are new Happy Thoughts hoodies,
00:37:58.300 Goodybrand.com
00:37:59.180 If you want to check that out
00:37:59.860 I like that yellow
00:38:00.520 Yellow's in
00:38:01.680 It's 2019
00:38:02.180 He's just trying to poop
00:38:02.980 He's not racist y'all
00:38:03.860 Facts
00:38:04.260 Oh oh fuck
00:38:05.300 Facts
00:38:05.720 Fuck
00:38:06.340 Yo
00:38:07.120 Yo
00:38:08.340 Doesn't even cross my mind bro
00:38:11.040 When did
00:38:11.760 When did you stop
00:38:12.920 That's fucked up
00:38:14.160 Hey that's fucked up
00:38:15.740 I'm talking about your hoodie
00:38:17.120 I know
00:38:17.720 Well whatever bro
00:38:18.980 I know
00:38:19.500 I hate myself
00:38:21.700 Alright but you
00:38:22.320 So you do
00:38:23.180 You do do a lot of
00:38:24.000 Fashion stuff
00:38:24.840 You do a lot of food stuff too
00:38:26.520 I do
00:38:26.940 Reviewing food
00:38:27.880 and food connoisseur and yeah my channel just kind of like kind of pivoted like this past year
00:38:31.780 and it's been mainly just like food content this shit kind of took off it's kind of crazy because
00:38:35.520 i mean i always liked food and i loved like just eating at like anywhere like you know just eating
00:38:40.220 all right that's perfect because we we actually have a course for you right now oh shit that uh
00:38:44.400 i want you to food connoisseur what this is wow this looks amazing fire why you guys chef katie
00:38:50.060 cooked us something special chef katie can you can you tell us what you've made here this is
00:38:54.040 come over come over chef katie come on is this gonna be like a prank is this like am i eating
00:38:57.520 some weird animals.
00:38:58.660 You're a food expert now.
00:39:00.920 What do we got?
00:39:01.640 Chef, no, come here.
00:39:02.680 All the stuff for you.
00:39:03.740 Thank you.
00:39:04.620 All right, roasted sweet potato
00:39:05.640 with a touch of habanero.
00:39:06.980 Then you have roasted,
00:39:09.540 what are they called?
00:39:10.760 Plantains, sweet plantains,
00:39:12.320 grilled bison,
00:39:13.100 and then some broccoli.
00:39:14.060 Wait, you went in for the,
00:39:15.980 did you purposely make,
00:39:17.000 like this is one of my favorite meals.
00:39:19.220 Oh, wow.
00:39:20.220 Chef Katie.
00:39:21.680 Thank you.
00:39:22.220 Hey, and what is this?
00:39:23.180 Just cornbread?
00:39:24.640 Is it gluten-free?
00:39:25.600 you're incredible
00:39:27.700 are you not eating gluten
00:39:29.600 nah I heard
00:39:30.760 yeah thanks Chef Katie
00:39:32.700 no seriously this is my favorite meal
00:39:36.080 wow it smells bomb
00:39:37.680 it looks bomb
00:39:38.340 I want to get your opinion
00:39:39.920 and by the way if you don't like it bro you can say
00:39:41.960 Chef Katie's very nice
00:39:43.080 I mean look at the bison's cooked perfectly
00:39:46.200 I like it a little pink
00:39:48.100 I like that
00:39:49.100 it's like rare rare yeah
00:39:50.860 it's pink in general
00:39:52.300 Mm-hmm.
00:39:53.760 Mm.
00:39:54.460 Fire.
00:39:55.120 It was good, right?
00:39:55.820 Fire.
00:39:56.500 Yeah.
00:39:56.920 Bison.
00:39:57.380 Super tender.
00:39:58.040 Hey, you did it, Chef Katie.
00:39:59.300 I love this meal.
00:40:00.200 Sweet potatoes.
00:40:01.460 Cooked perfectly.
00:40:02.660 Melt in your mouth.
00:40:04.140 Keep going.
00:40:04.940 Try the plantains, yo.
00:40:06.020 Mm.
00:40:06.440 Platanos.
00:40:07.060 Change your life.
00:40:08.540 Ooh.
00:40:09.020 Mm.
00:40:09.560 Man, that's crazy.
00:40:10.180 That's like dessert.
00:40:11.220 Girl.
00:40:11.680 Mm-hmm.
00:40:12.320 You crazy.
00:40:13.100 He's about to get a divorce right now.
00:40:14.720 Wow.
00:40:15.060 Remarry, check in.
00:40:16.980 Yo.
00:40:17.480 So buttery.
00:40:18.980 So buttery.
00:40:19.780 Mm.
00:40:20.720 Nah.
00:40:21.340 This is.
00:40:21.840 now I'm stuck
00:40:23.680 because I have a podcast to do
00:40:24.680 but also this delicious
00:40:25.640 bowl of food in front of me
00:40:26.560 what would you rate this meal
00:40:27.740 out of 10
00:40:28.180 10
00:40:29.180 let's go
00:40:30.160 that was easy
00:40:30.700 and you did it
00:40:31.540 that's amazing
00:40:32.600 damn he just
00:40:33.340 like now I'm like
00:40:34.420 I need a private chef
00:40:35.220 yo
00:40:36.120 number
00:40:37.040 the most important thing
00:40:39.440 ever bro
00:40:41.040 like you wake up
00:40:42.400 and the first thing
00:40:42.980 you think about is
00:40:43.560 yo I should probably breathe
00:40:44.460 hell no
00:40:45.920 hell no bro
00:40:47.400 wake up
00:40:48.040 have your chef with food
00:40:49.280 then breathe bro
00:40:50.240 I am fucking
00:40:51.580 like at some point bro
00:40:53.040 I'm gonna go broke
00:40:53.840 I'm gonna be on the
00:40:54.880 fucking corner in sunset
00:40:56.080 and I'm gonna just be
00:40:57.680 thinking about bowls of food
00:40:58.840 just being delivered bro
00:40:59.920 I always said
00:41:00.640 when I got the chef
00:41:02.160 that was my
00:41:02.740 I made it moment
00:41:03.780 out of that
00:41:04.460 like that was the final thing
00:41:05.520 I was like
00:41:05.940 you I think it's safe to say
00:41:07.040 I fucking did good
00:41:09.260 these plantains
00:41:10.380 I told you
00:41:11.520 are amazing
00:41:12.020 I told you
00:41:12.580 they're so sweet
00:41:13.360 and so tasty
00:41:14.560 and I'll never get rid of
00:41:15.860 Chef Katie
00:41:16.220 she's literally gonna quit
00:41:17.440 before you
00:41:17.800 when do you think
00:41:18.660 she's gonna quit by the way
00:41:19.580 it's bound to happen
00:41:20.620 i feel like i don't know i feel like when the requests get too heavy because we have two
00:41:26.460 vegans that live here one of them's the camera guy it's fucking weird dude like don't tell him
00:41:30.100 i said that dude but what what's really good bro no but like and then and then they convinced him
00:41:35.780 to be like gluten-free no and then and then sometimes they're just like yo like let's do
00:41:41.360 more superfood infused kale like at some point a chef's just gonna be like yo do me a favor
00:41:45.660 and go fuck yourself literally because i can't keep up with all these fucking requests bro how's
00:41:51.980 the cornbread how's the cornbread gluten-free cornbread i'm not mad at the gluten-free cornbread
00:41:56.080 really she does a really good job of of keeping things tasty even though they're gluten-free
00:42:01.240 and sometimes vegan that's amazing yeah i heard about gluten-free uh if you're gluten-free you
00:42:06.480 sing better it's better for your vocal cords wait really this is like these are for real i think so
00:42:11.020 I don't know what he heard, and he thinks so.
00:42:12.940 Justin Timberlake did it.
00:42:14.640 His engineer told me he was gluten-free when he went on tour.
00:42:17.500 But it wasn't his singing engineer.
00:42:18.820 It was his engineer for his car.
00:42:20.800 So just listen to anything anyone says.
00:42:23.980 I mean, I'm definitely, like you said, man, when you get older, right,
00:42:27.120 like your body starts to change.
00:42:28.800 For sure, like when I hit 25, my metabolism immediately slowed down.
00:42:32.560 Really?
00:42:32.740 I used to be able to eat, like, anything, and I would not gain any weight.
00:42:35.880 Were you working out, though?
00:42:36.840 I mean, no, no.
00:42:38.000 When I was younger, I wasn't even working out like that.
00:42:40.320 You know, I just I was I could just eat and my metabolism was like took care of it, you know.
00:42:43.820 But when I got older, I definitely like because, you know, I like to eat.
00:42:47.400 I could tell that shit was starting to affect my body.
00:42:50.120 You know, now I got like high cholesterol and shit.
00:42:52.340 I really got to watch what I eat.
00:42:53.600 I got to actually work out Cheerios.
00:42:56.000 And you probably got to eat less red meat, less beef.
00:42:59.180 I know.
00:42:59.840 Shit.
00:43:00.220 Yo, quickly speaking of beef, bro.
00:43:04.180 You ever have any beef with anybody on Wild N' Out or in general?
00:43:08.500 Mm hmm.
00:43:09.400 No.
00:43:09.700 I mean, no beef with anybody on Wildin' Out, because, like, we all just get on, you know, we know what it is, you know, we all just get there, we make fun of each other, and that's what it is.
00:43:19.300 How improv is it, though?
00:43:20.500 It's like, I mean, it's not scripted.
00:43:22.440 People think it's scripted, and I explain it to them like this.
00:43:25.180 It's like, you know, like, if you're going into, and this is how Nick's explaining it, like, when you're going into a game and everybody knows, like, you know, you have a playbook.
00:43:33.260 You have certain things in the back of your mind that you know you can use, you know what I'm saying?
00:43:36.000 And it's like, what it is, is we we play the same basically five games, three to five games every episode.
00:43:43.720 So, of course, you know, sometimes you're like something might pop into your head that you're like, oh, this would be good in the episode.
00:43:50.300 Like we play a game called Let Me Holler where we like spit some game at a Wild N' Out girl.
00:43:54.200 So it's like sometimes I'll be chilling in the shower. I'm like, ah, shit, that's funny. Right.
00:43:57.820 I'm gonna write that down so I can say it. Or sometimes and every night before we taped each episode,
00:44:03.480 they tell you what games we're playing
00:44:05.080 and who's going to be on the opposite team
00:44:06.620 so you know who's there
00:44:08.360 so you might know
00:44:09.180 your brain starts clocking
00:44:10.360 exactly
00:44:10.780 and lucky for me
00:44:12.220 sometimes people come up to me
00:44:13.420 and they be like
00:44:14.540 hey just so you know this episode
00:44:15.680 I got something for you
00:44:16.400 so I be like alright
00:44:17.000 immediately I'm like
00:44:17.600 I'm like looking at what they're wearing
00:44:19.340 I'm like okay what can I say to this motherfucker
00:44:20.960 if he comes at me
00:44:21.760 like shit like that you know
00:44:22.760 you know the girl T
00:44:25.160 hi my name is T
00:44:26.200 you know her
00:44:27.020 I do
00:44:27.360 you cool with her
00:44:27.940 I am
00:44:28.760 I've known her for a long
00:44:30.420 before Wilding Out
00:44:31.420 and before she really popped off on Instagram
00:44:33.060 really
00:44:33.440 Yeah, put her in some YouTube skits
00:44:34.660 Why you hate her
00:44:35.620 Nah, I mean
00:44:36.780 Oddly enough
00:44:37.500 We got her coming on the show tomorrow, bro
00:44:39.060 Oh, word
00:44:39.700 Yeah, I got connected to her
00:44:41.060 Through somebody
00:44:42.460 I can't remember who it was
00:44:43.560 And they were like
00:44:44.020 Yo, she watches the show
00:44:45.040 She really wants to come on
00:44:46.080 Whatever
00:44:46.400 So we were like
00:44:47.120 Yo, come on
00:44:47.660 So we got two Wildin' Out people
00:44:49.120 In two days
00:44:49.880 T's sweet, man
00:44:50.860 I've known her for a long time
00:44:52.840 I met her on set
00:44:53.580 For some other shit
00:44:54.340 That we did
00:44:55.080 And yeah, she's cool
00:44:56.320 She's funny
00:44:56.840 She's goofy
00:44:57.280 She makes me laugh
00:44:57.940 She was just in
00:44:58.680 What, one of Tyga's videos?
00:45:00.740 You were just taking it away from him
00:45:02.080 Like that?
00:45:02.460 I don't, I mean, I'm like, I'm a, I don't want to, I don't want to chew.
00:45:06.340 I'm a, I'm here, but I'm going to definitely eat some later.
00:45:08.940 Mine is gone.
00:45:10.580 And by the way, thank you for talking and giving me time to eat.
00:45:13.040 I got you.
00:45:13.460 I've been like, she was in one of the Tigers music videos recently.
00:45:15.780 Just recently.
00:45:16.280 Yeah.
00:45:16.720 Some like rodeo shit.
00:45:17.960 Yo, did they shoot that at, um, that on the old town ranch?
00:45:21.220 Oh, no, no.
00:45:23.380 No, at that place, uh, saddle ranch on sunset.
00:45:25.980 Probably.
00:45:26.400 Cause it was a mechanical bull.
00:45:27.400 It looked just like saddle ranch.
00:45:28.660 Yeah.
00:45:29.100 Probably.
00:45:29.580 It's a fun fucking place.
00:45:30.180 Do you know what your 668th vlog was, by chance?
00:45:34.820 668th vlog, I do not remember.
00:45:36.180 I'd be so impressed if you did.
00:45:38.260 It's called Wild and Outcast Members Be Fucking.
00:45:42.260 Is that true, dude?
00:45:43.380 Like, I know it's true.
00:45:45.400 I know it's true.
00:45:46.620 I wouldn't say that, well, that was some clickbait,
00:45:51.380 like, kind of clickbait just because we,
00:45:53.680 in that specific vlog, I ask, like, Justina Valentine
00:45:58.440 is, like, pretending, like, me and her had sex.
00:46:01.540 Like, she's making that joke.
00:46:02.360 She likes to make that joke.
00:46:03.680 Okay.
00:46:04.300 But.
00:46:05.740 That's pretty dope when you get hot girls making, like,
00:46:08.160 yeah, I mean, we had sex.
00:46:09.540 You know, well, that's just to stay there.
00:46:10.760 She likes to make that joke, you know what I'm saying?
00:46:12.780 So people definitely think the cast members be fucking.
00:46:15.760 I mean, you know, when you're on set with a lot of people
00:46:18.060 for a long time, whether it be, like, crew or wilding out girls
00:46:21.860 or whatever, like, people start hooking up.
00:46:23.360 It happens, you know?
00:46:24.560 It's happened.
00:46:25.140 It doesn't happen on our set.
00:46:26.540 No?
00:46:26.940 Nah, not.
00:46:27.280 You need more people, bro.
00:46:28.140 I mean, I'll be honest.
00:46:28.960 It's just me, Logan, and another vegan.
00:46:32.440 We have yet to hook up.
00:46:33.420 None of us have hooked up, bro.
00:46:34.680 Give it some time.
00:46:35.580 I mean, we'll see what happens, bro.
00:46:37.060 We'll see what's good.
00:46:37.680 Yeah, you know, shit happens.
00:46:39.240 Are you satisfied with where your career is at?
00:46:41.180 What do you want to do?
00:46:42.120 What do you want to keep doing?
00:46:42.700 I mean, I'm happy with where my career is at.
00:46:45.740 I'm blessed to have done what I've done.
00:46:48.260 And I'm definitely grateful for everything that's happened so far.
00:46:52.840 I wouldn't say I'm satisfied.
00:46:54.740 You know what I'm saying?
00:46:55.100 Cause when I, when I started off putting out content is cause I was really trying to be
00:46:59.120 like, you know, TV movie star.
00:47:00.900 Like I was trying to be like Asian Will Smith and shit, you know?
00:47:03.060 So, uh, are you still trying to be that?
00:47:05.080 Yeah.
00:47:05.640 Yeah.
00:47:06.080 Yeah.
00:47:06.720 Cause I, um, you know, like doing while an hour was, was great because it was kind of
00:47:10.340 like all the years I've been saying, yo, I'm gonna be on TV, watch, watch this, this,
00:47:13.980 and that it was able to kind of like really kind of, uh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:17.940 So that was cool.
00:47:18.700 But also, um, uh, you know, MTV is dope and you know, and, and they're dope up there,
00:47:23.860 but i would also like the next i just want to elevate everything you know i'm saying like i've
00:47:28.080 done an mtv show i want to do like some nbc cbs shit you know i'm saying like i've done little
00:47:32.580 parts in like a couple movies but i want to be like on some blockbuster shit you know so i just
00:47:37.920 want to take everything i'm doing now and really just kind of take it times 10 what's your is will
00:47:41.140 smith like you're you're like cream of the crop kind well yeah okay so when i was younger right
00:47:47.480 i was so obsessed with the fresh prince um because like i was an only child and shit so i kind of
00:47:51.680 feel like the fresh prince raised me you know taught me how to like talk to girls taught me
00:47:54.600 how to be confident that was back in west philadelphia yeah born and raised uh back in east
00:48:00.820 long beach where i was a little boy um but i remember oh so i made a plan for my life it was
00:48:07.440 called the fresh prince format and it was to do everything that will smith did which was like rap
00:48:11.020 tv movies you know so uh that's like the plan i was trying to follow and uh and that's why i took
00:48:17.340 my like my name from an episode of fresh prince i just you know i just kind of made it like a model
00:48:20.820 for my life just trying to do everything he did what's your favorite um will smith movie of all
00:48:25.480 time that's a tough one he's a tough one you know i mean let's see like what like what comes to mind
00:48:32.420 automatically is like you know like bad boys yeah and then like uh independence days like a classic
00:48:39.080 we watched uh i am legend i am legend i actually fuck with this movie called seven pounds seven
00:48:44.320 pounds was crazy crazy bro actually it's one of the only movies i really can continue to cry at
00:48:49.440 the end of that fucking movie.
00:48:49.980 Right, right.
00:48:50.460 Like, it is just,
00:48:51.480 if you haven't seen
00:48:51.920 Seven Pounds with Will Smith,
00:48:53.000 yo, you gotta watch that
00:48:53.760 because that shit's nuts.
00:48:54.300 Especially, like,
00:48:54.680 when Rosario Dawson
00:48:55.200 looks at dudes, like,
00:48:56.400 yeah, at the end.
00:48:57.900 Oh, my God, bro.
00:48:59.080 As soon as that happens,
00:49:00.040 every time, I'm like,
00:49:00.840 like a whimpering
00:49:01.960 little baby seal, bro.
00:49:04.160 Crazy.
00:49:04.700 You never saw that shit, right?
00:49:05.960 Nah.
00:49:06.220 We gotta watch that.
00:49:07.280 It's good, bro.
00:49:07.960 I'll watch it.
00:49:08.740 It's, uh,
00:49:09.300 you tweeted this, too.
00:49:10.040 It's the 25th anniversary
00:49:10.960 of the scene
00:49:11.660 where Will Smith's dad
00:49:13.720 leaves him.
00:49:14.360 Yeah, and that crazy.
00:49:15.100 It's one of the best performances
00:49:16.360 on sitcom probably ever
00:49:18.040 I think so
00:49:19.220 yeah
00:49:19.580 how come he don't want me man
00:49:21.060 that was another
00:49:21.740 crying moment for him
00:49:22.720 Tim
00:49:24.000 he's kind of doing it
00:49:26.020 right now
00:49:26.480 how come he don't want me man
00:49:28.460 I had 14
00:49:29.460 great birthdays
00:49:30.600 without him
00:49:31.060 he never even sent me
00:49:31.840 a damn card
00:49:32.600 to hell with him
00:49:33.860 let's go
00:49:34.740 how come he don't want me man
00:49:35.920 let's go
00:49:37.040 oh thanks guys
00:49:38.680 that was tight
00:49:39.340 thanks
00:49:39.720 nah it could have been better
00:49:40.780 nah I'm the spa bro
00:49:42.940 hey if you want to be
00:49:43.540 a movie star bro
00:49:44.300 I mean are you auditioning
00:49:46.300 you said i am i am auditioning you know um i'm going out here and there i could be going out
00:49:51.160 more um but uh you know i'm trying to make it happen especially now it's a good time like
00:49:55.820 after crazy rich asians popped off there's like so many more opportunities it's crazy it's facts
00:50:00.480 like when it was coming out i remember like thinking like even if this movie is trash i'm
00:50:05.460 gonna tell everybody it's dope because it needs to do well in the box office because if it does
00:50:09.760 well financially then more opportunities will pop up more movies will get green lit you know
00:50:13.540 yo that's
00:50:14.040 that's crazy
00:50:15.160 how the climate
00:50:15.980 works like that
00:50:16.900 cause like
00:50:17.620 being like a white dude
00:50:18.740 until
00:50:19.480 I
00:50:20.280 dated
00:50:21.140 now my ex-girlfriend
00:50:22.780 Chloe
00:50:23.120 she's half Asian
00:50:23.880 and she
00:50:24.860 would educate me
00:50:26.140 on like
00:50:26.600 what Asians go through
00:50:27.860 how they grew up
00:50:28.760 and like
00:50:29.100 when that movie
00:50:29.560 was coming out
00:50:30.040 it was a big
00:50:30.740 big deal
00:50:31.380 it was a big deal
00:50:32.240 for the Asian
00:50:32.680 community
00:50:33.620 yeah cause there
00:50:34.340 there had never been
00:50:35.480 like a movie in Hollywood
00:50:36.620 with like a full Asian cast
00:50:37.980 that you know
00:50:38.260 like wasn't doing
00:50:38.780 like kung fu and shit
00:50:39.700 in like 25 years
00:50:41.220 or something like that
00:50:41.800 so I knew
00:50:42.340 it all kind of came down
00:50:44.040 to if this movie
00:50:44.600 did well or not
00:50:45.100 and now that it did do well
00:50:46.200 like critically
00:50:46.700 and like financially
00:50:47.940 a lot of different projects
00:50:51.420 are popping up
00:50:52.160 a lot of movies
00:50:52.720 a lot of like TV opportunities
00:50:54.000 so I'm just you know
00:50:54.640 trying to like do some push ups
00:50:55.760 and get right
00:50:56.260 get my skin right
00:50:57.040 you know what I'm saying
00:50:57.560 because my skin's like been trash
00:50:58.600 for like a long time
00:50:59.500 you know I got acne
00:51:00.220 what do you drink a lot of water?
00:51:01.360 trying to
00:51:01.740 you should dude
00:51:02.400 I drink three of these puppies a day
00:51:03.760 three of these a day?
00:51:05.620 three gals a day
00:51:06.100 my guy
00:51:06.880 are you serious?
00:51:07.820 just chugging down the water
00:51:08.760 that's crazy
00:51:09.500 that's probably why
00:51:09.980 my metabolism is fire
00:51:11.380 shit
00:51:11.980 it all right it's always chugging water bro three gallons a day that's wild uh speaking of water
00:51:16.660 i have a list here uh-huh i mean i made this i made this up dude okay i'm gonna bring this up
00:51:21.560 in the future okay on a lot of episodes but this is this is me i did not get inspired from anybody
00:51:26.760 to do it myself all right it's called the survive and thrive list okay i want everyone to make a
00:51:32.980 survive and thrive list um i was sitting sitting or yeah sitting at the kitchen table the other
00:51:37.980 and I was like, these are things that I need,
00:51:41.060 the essentials for me to both survive
00:51:43.560 and more importantly, thrive.
00:51:45.820 Okay.
00:51:46.120 Because I don't just want to be here on earth
00:51:47.600 and want to fucking live.
00:51:48.480 Yeah.
00:51:48.860 And these are the things I need.
00:51:49.720 If you can boil it down and simplify your life
00:51:52.500 and really focus on these things,
00:51:54.240 I think you're in good shape.
00:51:55.320 Okay.
00:51:55.680 Here are my things.
00:51:56.820 I have eight, but I want to hear some of yours after.
00:51:58.780 All right.
00:51:59.260 And they might overlap.
00:52:01.080 To survive and thrive, I need one.
00:52:04.200 Food and water.
00:52:05.480 That makes sense, yeah.
00:52:06.300 It seems like that.
00:52:07.140 number two sleep i am 24 now i need i need i need i try to get like six to six to eight hours i do
00:52:15.480 at least six yeah yeah yeah i need sleep might need a little more uh in the future three create
00:52:20.520 i gotta create yo or you'll go crazy this shit making videos taking pictures whatever i just
00:52:25.100 gotta create four artistic consumption i'm uh i gotta watch i gotta watch movies i gotta consume
00:52:32.100 content and be inspired by other people yeah music videos whatever it is i'm constantly just
00:52:35.940 watching shit absorbing,
00:52:37.720 stealing like an artist.
00:52:38.820 That makes sense.
00:52:39.360 Five, relax and recovery.
00:52:40.760 It's important, dude.
00:52:41.780 It's important because you know why?
00:52:42.880 Number six is party.
00:52:43.920 I got to fucking party.
00:52:44.940 I mean, it's important.
00:52:46.000 I got to party, bro.
00:52:48.040 It's a balance.
00:52:48.880 Work hard, play hard, yo.
00:52:49.920 I agree.
00:52:50.440 And I play hard.
00:52:51.540 That's where I get my best stories.
00:52:52.820 That's where I become like the crazy man,
00:52:54.380 like cats out of the box.
00:52:56.120 Seven, female energy.
00:52:57.420 I need it, dude.
00:52:58.260 I need it.
00:53:00.340 Women are so great.
00:53:02.380 They just have something that I don't.
00:53:04.520 And literally, yeah.
00:53:05.940 oh my god yeah and the last one number eight for me is exercise first step the greatness is fitness
00:53:12.260 so those are my eight things okay biggest thing i think you're missing from that list is
00:53:16.860 number nine the survive and thrive list like what if you forget all the fucking things bro
00:53:22.440 so what are some things you need to survive and thrive tim yeah that's a solid list bro i think
00:53:28.200 everything on that list is a you know it's a it's it's a good choice uh i think for me what i would
00:53:33.300 also throw on there just something i really need uh in my in my life to function is i need like
00:53:38.100 uh cleanliness you feel me i really need like because it's just certain things i do if i don't
00:53:42.660 do them i'm just uncomfortable so it's like uh like if like i don't get grumpy when i'm hungry
00:53:48.520 or when i'm tired but after a long shoot if like my like uh just like undercarriage butt ball area
00:53:55.840 feels like sloshy or moist at all i'm just not comfortable you know i'm saying i can't function
00:54:00.480 anymore so i need my shit to feel fresh yeah i feel you if i if i live hygiene hygiene if i lived
00:54:06.420 in a perfect world man i could shower after every shit i take dog i do shower after every like yo
00:54:13.160 literally when i go to those porta potties that like festivals and shit and i and i drop a deuce
00:54:17.120 bro yeah i so badly want to just run out and find the nearest shower there might not be a shower for
00:54:21.580 25 miles i was at coachella and i actually had to run back to uh desert palms one of the neighboring
00:54:27.140 cities to take a shower at a random woman's house, bro.
00:54:29.360 That shit was crazy. Because you didn't want to be walking around all day.
00:54:31.620 You know what's worse than that?
00:54:33.060 You know what's worse than that?
00:54:34.940 When you're in the shower and realize that, yo,
00:54:37.180 I have to poop. And then you have to go sit on the toilet
00:54:39.340 with a wet butt.
00:54:41.220 And the paper tears and shit.
00:54:43.300 Those are the worst. So I always
00:54:45.140 feel like that is God
00:54:47.220 being funny. Like, I feel like
00:54:49.320 when God's bored is when he's like,
00:54:51.200 oh, this is not taking a shower. You got to shit now.
00:54:53.500 Today, random. Oh, you thought jerking off
00:54:55.320 was okay last night? Well, guess what's happening
00:54:57.120 now you got a shit in the shower dog and he just laughs good job good job he's like pulling little
00:55:01.440 cranks up in heaven like make him shit in the shower and look it's just like all right yo um
00:55:08.660 you're definitely gonna have to after all those beans you say you have four pieces of cornbread
00:55:12.020 too it's so good bro and no gluten that shit probably just just go right through you okay i
00:55:15.880 love you the mat gala yeah you were there just happened youtube was actually a couple people
00:55:22.420 James Charles
00:55:24.540 I think Lily was there
00:55:25.920 Liza
00:55:26.800 Liza was doing red carpet again
00:55:29.240 I guess they don't want controversial YouTubers
00:55:31.080 Not yet
00:55:32.880 I'll be there
00:55:34.020 Matt Gallo
00:55:35.800 What is it?
00:55:37.800 Is it like a fashion thing
00:55:39.140 A super fashion forward event
00:55:41.540 Where people can show their art
00:55:43.880 And fashion
00:55:44.460 I was confused for a while
00:55:47.000 I wasn't sure if the red carpet
00:55:50.000 Was actually leading to anything
00:55:51.360 And it wasn't until later I realized, oh, it's just, this is all it is.
00:55:55.320 Oh, it's, it's for the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
00:56:00.480 Is that right or no?
00:56:02.000 Yeah.
00:56:02.560 It is.
00:56:03.200 Yeah.
00:56:03.340 So I'm getting yeses from the side here.
00:56:04.960 So they just throw this event every year.
00:56:06.400 So it's like, Hey, we're, this is, we are fashion.
00:56:09.320 We are like art.
00:56:10.440 And it's just to get, I just.
00:56:11.840 That's gotta be weird shit.
00:56:12.920 Like you get, you walk this red carpet, you get to the end of the red carpet.
00:56:15.840 It's just a street.
00:56:16.640 Yeah.
00:56:16.940 And your car's waiting for you there.
00:56:18.440 And you're like, yo.
00:56:19.320 And by the way, you get in.
00:56:21.240 dress as a lamp yeah yeah or you get into your car carrying your own head which which happened
00:56:27.600 i want you i want you since you're a fashion guy to rate some of these outfits talk about some of
00:56:32.080 these outfits because this was crazy i saw katie parry come out literally dressed as a chandelier
00:56:36.120 right and i was i don't even know bro like what she i'm just gonna i'm just gonna pull it so this
00:56:41.940 is cardi b cardi b shit looking like a red bloody peacock this is great yeah looking like a red
00:56:47.640 velvet cake yeah it's beautiful
00:56:49.420 that's just dope to me
00:56:51.120 are we rating these I guess
00:56:52.820 it looks like she's stuck in red quicksand
00:56:55.240 and like she's like help me
00:56:56.940 or one of those things look out
00:56:59.100 when you were younger and you and all your boys
00:57:01.260 stood around it in gym class and would throw it up in the air
00:57:03.560 and then go under it and there'd be like a giant
00:57:05.480 like bubble of wind caught in there
00:57:07.140 look at 21 Savage is just like yo I gotta watch
00:57:09.500 out for that shit bro are you talking about
00:57:11.440 this man that's actually not 21 Savage
00:57:13.380 you fucking racist fuck
00:57:15.480 why is that rated just
00:57:16.860 He kind of looks like
00:57:18.760 I'm saying, let's go, bro
00:57:20.400 Like, shit
00:57:21.080 And then Pitbull right there
00:57:22.820 Oh, shit, bro
00:57:23.920 They got everybody, dude
00:57:25.400 Roseanne Barr
00:57:26.680 To the right of Pitbull
00:57:27.520 Shit, oh, shit
00:57:28.960 Ray J right behind
00:57:29.920 So Cardi did it
00:57:30.760 Cardi's killing it
00:57:31.580 Shit, it's crazy
00:57:32.140 Everybody was saying
00:57:33.040 She looked like a used tampon
00:57:34.580 That's what I was seeing on Twitter
00:57:35.460 I know, it's not nice
00:57:37.420 That's a beautiful used tampon
00:57:38.600 That is a beautiful used tampon
00:57:40.100 And there's the remnants
00:57:41.900 Of a used tampon
00:57:42.960 Right where a used tampon would go
00:57:44.340 Like, look, bro
00:57:45.620 There's a used tampon missing from the front of it
00:57:48.320 I think it's dope though
00:57:49.400 Here's another
00:57:49.860 Oh that shit was crazy
00:57:52.100 Is that Gaga?
00:57:54.380 Yeah
00:57:54.700 If you saw a video of her walking on the red carpet
00:57:57.720 And everything was like flowing
00:57:58.700 This shit was dope
00:58:00.520 Yo they go balls to the wall for this
00:58:02.620 They go all out
00:58:03.780 Four outfit changes
00:58:04.920 Four outfit changes for Lady Gaga
00:58:07.220 On the red carpet
00:58:08.200 Literally one like in the middle
00:58:09.620 Where she just like kind of like slowly took that off
00:58:12.060 And was like a black dress underneath
00:58:13.240 Oh, wow. Four outfit changes for a red carpet
00:58:15.420 that goes nowhere.
00:58:17.780 Katy Perry, just full
00:58:19.180 chandelier. Did you see her outfit change?
00:58:21.600 No, what was it? She was dressed as a cheeseburger at one
00:58:23.380 point. Shut the fuck up. I swear to God.
00:58:25.240 And I was like, this can't, and I
00:58:27.200 was just tweeting about like, yo, let me get invited to
00:58:29.260 Met Gala. I'm gonna wear the dumbest shit. I was like, I'm gonna dress up
00:58:31.220 as like a Ninja Turtle or some shit. And someone's like, you seen this?
00:58:33.280 I was like, yo, Katy Perry's living my dream.
00:58:35.940 That was great. You got Leto or no?
00:58:37.880 I actually don't.
00:58:39.780 Leto was carrying his, yeah,
00:58:41.080 That was my favorite.
00:58:42.180 He was carrying his own head.
00:58:43.320 I do have this guy.
00:58:44.080 Did you see that shit?
00:58:44.680 This is crazy.
00:58:46.040 Just weird.
00:58:48.720 That's weird.
00:58:49.500 Who is this guy?
00:58:51.620 Skardgard.
00:58:52.120 Yeah, he was in.
00:58:53.280 Oh, he was Tarzan.
00:58:54.680 All that shit.
00:58:55.400 He's nasty.
00:58:56.040 See what I'm saying?
00:58:56.720 I couldn't tell him apart from any PA on one of the sets I've been on.
00:59:01.140 Yo, can I ask you a question?
00:59:03.100 Are we, like, other than, like, people like me and you and maybe a few others,
00:59:07.660 like, are we done with race?
00:59:09.100 like can we not as racist jokes like your jokes about like race at all off the table off the
00:59:14.360 table i don't think they're off the table i mean nah they're not off the table i feel like you know
00:59:18.220 as long as you um i think any joke can be made if you if you do it right you know like even on
00:59:23.200 while now like i mean they're definitely not done a while now you know i'm saying like people will
00:59:27.980 say like the most like the most basic ass like asian jokes to me you know i'm saying but when
00:59:32.560 it's in uh especially when it's in the kind of um like people understand what the situation is the
00:59:38.300 context of we're all making fun of each other and we're all saying really kind of like i mean the
00:59:42.460 jokes are mad like low-hanging fruit but it was all like we're all just having fun making fun of
00:59:46.000 each other you know are you are you worried about um the trajectory of like what's happening to
00:59:51.580 comedy and like the the censorship of the comedic realm like how far does it go to you're at a point
00:59:57.760 where yo like you can't say shit anymore yeah i mean i mean i feel it's a little both right
01:00:03.380 Cause I feel like as a comedian, there's definitely shit that there's, there's, there's, there's content I've put out back in the day where I'm like, I'm like, oh shit, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put this out now because, um, part of me, like part, some of it's like, I wouldn't put this out now because I understand why this is inappropriate now.
01:00:22.180 but then also there's content that i wouldn't put out now where i'm like ah man but fuck this
01:00:25.700 is so funny still to me you know and it's just kind of like i feel like there's gonna be i almost
01:00:30.480 feel like it's gonna get so like sensitive that there's it's gonna come to like a tipping point
01:00:35.840 yeah yeah i'm waiting for it i can't wait i want to be standing i want to be standing at the top
01:00:40.900 of that mountain and i want to be the one that fucking jams the fucking javelin and the mountain
01:00:45.740 is just like and everyone's just like asian white fuck go crazy bro right and all of a sudden
01:00:52.160 People are laughing again
01:00:53.720 People are fucking
01:00:54.620 Going to comedy shows again
01:00:55.540 Those were the days
01:00:56.260 Those were the days
01:00:56.920 I was gonna say
01:00:57.500 Have you gone to a comedy show
01:00:58.960 Cause
01:00:59.540 Cause what
01:01:00.180 When they
01:01:00.820 The ones where they take your phone
01:01:02.140 Yeah
01:01:02.620 Like at the laugh factory
01:01:03.560 Put it in a little bag
01:01:03.900 Yo
01:01:04.160 They don't give a fuck
01:01:06.540 Right right
01:01:07.160 They say what
01:01:07.620 Cause they know they're protected
01:01:08.800 Exactly
01:01:09.220 And it won't escape
01:01:10.040 The only way someone's gonna hear
01:01:10.960 Is if it's like a word of mouth thing
01:01:12.180 I just want
01:01:13.940 Like
01:01:14.220 This poor
01:01:16.600 This poor guy
01:01:17.460 This fucking poor guy
01:01:18.400 People are hyper conscious
01:01:19.440 About what they're saying
01:01:20.220 Including me
01:01:20.900 Like I can't
01:01:21.500 I can't make so many jokes.
01:01:23.720 Not even about race all the time.
01:01:25.620 It's just like I made a joke today in my vlog,
01:01:29.860 and I was like, I think I said I had sex when I was seven years old
01:01:34.960 with a Russian, and my dad facilitated it.
01:01:38.260 And then I said, like, yo, that's a joke.
01:01:41.420 That's a joke.
01:01:42.100 But also, like, fuck, bro, if that gets taken out of context,
01:01:46.200 Greg Paul gets labeled this thing, and I'm just like, yo,
01:01:48.340 it's a fucking joke.
01:01:50.720 I know.
01:01:51.500 I even, I got, there are some, there's a handful of Asian people who are mad at me for like not, for being okay with people making Asian jokes on Wild N' Out.
01:02:00.360 And I'm like, bruh, they're like, oh, you're making it so that like society feels like it's okay to make that joke.
01:02:05.200 But I'm like, bruh, first of all, you know, first of all, it's a comedy show and we're all, and I make black jokes when they make Asian jokes.
01:02:10.960 We make Latino jokes.
01:02:12.140 We make everybody jokes, right?
01:02:13.480 But also like when I was growing up with the homies, it was okay.
01:02:17.580 Like we were all just having fun with each other, making fun of each other.
01:02:20.580 They might make an Asian joke.
01:02:21.580 I might make a black joke.
01:02:22.620 And we all just laugh.
01:02:23.720 And that was it.
01:02:24.440 You know, no one took it that serious.
01:02:26.580 I just, I can't think of like a more dystopian society, end of the world scenario than like
01:02:32.740 all of us funny people just tiptoeing around trigger words.
01:02:36.320 Like, don't know.
01:02:37.460 Watch the fuck out, man.
01:02:39.140 Don't say Russian and don't say seven years old.
01:02:41.160 Definitely don't say dad and don't say fucking sex in that sentence.
01:02:43.940 So all I'm left with in that sentence is the and and it.
01:02:47.540 How the fuck am I supposed to be funny
01:02:49.520 When I can only use three pronouns
01:02:51.020 What's good
01:02:52.480 I'm not fucking doing it
01:02:54.920 I don't give a shit
01:02:55.860 Saying what the fuck I want
01:02:57.680 Cancelled
01:02:58.800 Mike can never get cancelled
01:03:02.020 Because he never got started
01:03:03.400 Try to cancel me
01:03:05.840 I'm just a fucking guy
01:03:07.780 I'm a random guy dude
01:03:09.420 You can't cancel
01:03:10.220 What are you going to do
01:03:11.820 How do you cancel a non-show
01:03:16.000 It doesn't exist
01:03:17.080 This is true
01:03:18.200 It's good
01:03:18.700 Hey we've been talking
01:03:19.840 For a while
01:03:20.320 You wanna go to
01:03:21.340 Audio only
01:03:22.040 You cool with that
01:03:22.720 It's basically like this
01:03:24.740 But also just no visual
01:03:26.140 So audio only
01:03:27.320 I wanna continue
01:03:27.800 This conversation
01:03:28.340 We got some juicy stuff
01:03:29.160 I wanna ask you
01:03:29.660 To talk about
01:03:30.120 There's been a
01:03:31.220 David Beckham got banned
01:03:33.000 From using his
01:03:33.580 Fast
01:03:34.460 Banned for six months
01:03:35.840 I'm reading off Mike's computer
01:03:37.220 Well hey
01:03:37.840 Don't you steal my stuff
01:03:39.640 We're using his mobile phone
01:03:40.520 While driving
01:03:41.120 There was a thousand plus
01:03:42.400 Guns seized in a home in LA
01:03:43.460 I wanna talk about
01:03:44.000 All this stuff
01:03:44.560 What about this
01:03:45.080 It's gonna be on
01:03:45.600 Spotify and iTunes
01:03:46.400 Yeah, Denver decriminalized psychedelic mushrooms.
01:03:49.620 The bill passed.
01:03:50.880 Wow.
01:03:51.540 Yeah, it's wild.
01:03:52.580 So catch us right now.
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01:03:54.300 Timothy DeLaGhetto, bro.
01:03:55.200 Thank you for coming on.
01:03:55.980 Hey, thanks for having me.
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01:04:13.700 What day is it?
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01:04:14.620 It's called No Chaser
01:04:16.740 No Chaser
01:04:17.280 No Jumper
01:04:18.520 After way after
01:04:20.220 But it was like
01:04:20.760 They're so completely different
01:04:21.720 You know
01:04:22.020 I was like
01:04:22.320 Not really
01:04:22.940 It sounds exactly the same
01:04:24.000 I mean
01:04:24.220 In terms of what kind of podcast
01:04:26.340 Oh okay okay
01:04:27.020 That's why I was like
01:04:27.640 Whatever
01:04:29.160 Alright yo
01:04:30.140 Denver decriminalized
01:04:31.540 Psychedelic mushrooms
01:04:32.920 Get away from my screen
01:04:34.620 I'm just looking at it
01:04:35.640 Get away from my screen
01:04:37.020 Have you heard this?
01:04:38.880 That's it
01:04:39.240 I've not heard that
01:04:39.940 That's kind of crazy
01:04:40.600 Yo
01:04:40.880 Close dude
01:04:41.960 51-49
01:04:43.880 like yo 51 49 like when i was reading it yesterday they were like yo it looks like
01:04:49.500 they're gonna miss the vote like they're not gonna get it and i was talking to spencer and like
01:04:53.520 about it and we're thinking to ourselves like yo they aren't set up from an infrastructure
01:04:57.760 standpoint for a bunch of shroom heads to be running around like yo great like now i'm gonna
01:05:04.020 start now i'm gonna start i'm not sure i'm not sure i would have uh voted yes on that i don't
01:05:11.160 think i would have you know why that can't be good for you like like extended doses of even
01:05:16.940 micro dosing bro well i just think it's another i think it's just another situation where we just
01:05:22.100 don't for sure know we don't know do you know what i'm saying like i know i know that there's
01:05:26.140 a doctor that's been studying a ton on this dude tony bosis out at nyu he's been studying a ton
01:05:32.100 with them for uh end of life like for you know coming to terms with with who your god is before
01:05:37.160 he dies stage four cancer type shit and so he's been learning a lot but i don't think it's going
01:05:41.240 to give us much about extended use to your point like is it a drug you want to be using recreationally
01:05:45.180 you're definitely ain't going to be the same person you were right when you started doing
01:05:49.060 shrooms 365 days right so how do they like like so would it because and all like there's so many
01:05:55.720 different kinds so how do you like even like regulate that right who the fuck knows like weed
01:06:00.200 i feel like they came into it like a 10-year head start everybody was talking about it yeah this is
01:06:04.400 what we would do this is the structure that'll be put in place this one seems quick
01:06:07.120 All of a sudden I see it on the news
01:06:09.320 They're voting to legalize shrooms
01:06:11.420 And by the way
01:06:11.980 Passed the next day
01:06:13.040 Wow
01:06:13.520 There was no
01:06:13.940 There was
01:06:14.380 Yeah that was all quick
01:06:16.600 And if anybody's listening
01:06:17.560 It's like don't
01:06:18.240 Don't label me
01:06:19.500 I'll talk for myself
01:06:20.240 As a shroom hater
01:06:21.000 I absolutely don't
01:06:22.960 Yeah
01:06:23.220 Despise the drug
01:06:24.080 I don't think it's
01:06:24.900 It used properly
01:06:26.200 And under supervision
01:06:27.700 Or whatever
01:06:28.140 Uh huh
01:06:28.580 Is a bad drug
01:06:29.780 But this seems
01:06:31.100 Like so Amsterdam
01:06:32.360 Has legal shrooms
01:06:33.500 Really?
01:06:34.040 Yeah
01:06:34.220 I've never done shrooms
01:06:34.920 Are you sure?
01:06:35.480 Yeah 100% positive
01:06:36.460 You've never done shrooms?
01:06:37.240 No, never.
01:06:37.940 Oh, damn.
01:06:38.320 But I'm not going to lie.
01:06:39.220 It was, like, one of the, like, things where I was like, you know what?
01:06:42.300 It sounds like it could be fun.
01:06:44.600 They're very, they're very.
01:06:46.620 Have you done acid?
01:06:47.580 No.
01:06:48.160 That's crazy.
01:06:48.880 That's even crazier.
01:06:49.940 I've done both.
01:06:50.800 Yeah.
01:06:51.180 And shrooms are, shrooms are very, kind of juvenile, bro.
01:06:55.260 They're very relaxed.
01:06:56.240 Like, you can make some discoveries and learn a little bit about yourself.
01:06:59.900 But for the most part, you're laughing with your friends.
01:07:01.620 You're having a good time.
01:07:02.500 You're enjoying nature.
01:07:03.840 Acids are another thing, bro.
01:07:05.880 imagine if like i mean you know how you you know how dumb people can get imagine if someone on
01:07:13.580 mushrooms just like stumbles into a scenario where like people are just living their everyday lives
01:07:19.040 not being psychedelic and i think that's gonna happen yeah that's gonna be a weird interaction
01:07:25.140 yeah that is good that is weird like you say for example you were i don't know at like big sir yeah
01:07:30.040 you saw a lady with purple hair sitting in a hot tub yeah you're like yo let's go get in the hot
01:07:34.800 tub with her right yeah while you were tripping and all your friends in the group like say this
01:07:39.660 is a hypothetical story yeah all we're all like yo yeah let's go get in the hot tub with her and
01:07:43.820 then luckily one person was like yo like don't go get in the hot tub with her because it could
01:07:48.360 be bad okay but like now imagine that really happened that was hypothetical but um i just
01:07:54.260 i don't know man yeah bro there's gonna be some weird shit going on in denver shout out denver
01:08:02.080 have fun be safe i guess so but i mean and then i guess they would have to reach a point where it's
01:08:07.160 like you can only i mean that's how it is right they'd regulate it right you can only have like
01:08:11.400 maybe like it's probably gonna be like a like a tiny yeah who knows yeah it's gonna be like
01:08:16.600 how do you cut how does a um denver mushroom distributor like bartender girl that's what i'm
01:08:22.760 saying you off like i'm sorry sir i can't serve you any more shrooms earlier you said you were
01:08:27.340 seeing colors now you're seeing sounds fuck you dude you're done you're cut off more than 1 000
01:08:32.460 guns found in la home during investigation into illegal selling manufacturing of weapons
01:08:36.780 did you see this i saw a picture this morning i didn't get the details wild that's that's super
01:08:41.660 wild the video is a bel-air home that's crazy like why do you need that many guns in bel-air
01:08:46.200 they're weapons distributed oh okay that makes sense but is there a law how many guns you can
01:08:50.480 have are you serious like wait hold on i know a thousand's too many but also like i get it but
01:08:55.020 How many guns can you legally have?
01:08:57.780 I don't believe there is because I'm going to tone way down for this one
01:09:02.540 because it's not jokingly at all,
01:09:03.680 but the dude in Las Vegas who shot all those people had purchased,
01:09:08.440 I think it was like 27, 34 guns or something over the course of like 24 months,
01:09:13.860 and that was okay.
01:09:15.020 They were just letting them come in a store, buy an AR, buy like a whatever, right?
01:09:20.120 And so, but this shit, I wish we had video for this because this shit's crazy, bro.
01:09:27.120 That's wild.
01:09:28.200 I don't think I've ever seen this many guns piled up.
01:09:30.320 It looks like a surplus, like, Russian, like, type shit.
01:09:33.640 Bro, this is the shit that worries me.
01:09:35.380 Like, even if we did some shit about gun control, people have, like, people will go to this guy.
01:09:41.460 Look at that one gun in the front, the big revolver, that, like, .45.
01:09:45.680 Because that's like you're going, it looks like you're going to war.
01:09:48.060 You know what I'm saying?
01:09:48.560 like or you you like hell yeah that is crazy damn it's too bad we don't have visual google
01:09:56.500 this story guys it's freaking nuts and then and then you know david beckham this is this is kind
01:10:02.040 of i don't even know what to make i don't know what i could actually even say david beckham
01:10:05.240 banned from driving for using a mobile phone banned like for life given a six-month driving
01:10:11.180 ban for using his mobile phone while behind the wheel what a crazy man yo who does it what kind
01:10:16.040 a sick fuck how dare you i mean one i mean one thing i this ain't gonna hurt him he's gonna have
01:10:22.060 somebody driving well yeah i'm surprised i'm surprised he wasn't already just you know another
01:10:26.200 thing did they find a hitman that looked like david beckham for this picture or did they just
01:10:31.860 or did they just david beckham looks like a hitman like what's good badass he's got hand tattoos and
01:10:36.640 shit he looks like he just broke out of jail and he's right he's he's even pulling for his gat in
01:10:40.540 that top picture dude he's pissed that he got his like driving band you know six points on his
01:10:46.560 license you want to know where he was driving where to that house in la oh to pick up more
01:10:51.280 weapons yeah and he just left denver beckham was seen operating a handheld device at knee level
01:10:56.500 so how did they see it oh oh instead of looking straight forward paying attention to the road
01:11:00.360 he appeared to be looking at his lap what if he was just checking out his micro penis yeah maybe
01:11:04.100 or more more so what if he was getting fucking roadhead true like how dare you from a phone
01:11:08.980 overwhelmed getting head from a phone a mobile device yeah pornhub's got a new thing where the
01:11:14.480 phone's an attachment yeah it's only on android though yeah no that's actually uh texting driving
01:11:22.940 any any use of being on your phone while you're driving is way illegal was it in england yeah
01:11:27.960 i think i think so but i mean it's against the law in the uk it says yeah i'm just wondering
01:11:33.760 six points on his license like that's i think that's also the same format in the united states
01:11:38.760 and usually they're different.
01:11:40.180 Yeah, because I see all the little pounds,
01:11:41.480 all the little pounds instead of dollar signs.
01:11:43.060 Oh, he was fined 750 pounds.
01:11:44.780 You think he could pay that or?
01:11:48.460 David, he has to ask Posh Spice.
01:11:50.160 Scroll down.
01:11:51.200 BBC did a analysis reality check on it.
01:11:55.740 Did they find any, like.
01:11:57.320 I'm actually, this actually fascinates me
01:11:59.000 because this is like, this is a prominent dude.
01:12:02.040 A lot of people text and drive.
01:12:03.600 Yeah, I mean, I try to use the talk to text now
01:12:06.800 if I can, but you just got to get real.
01:12:08.760 I'll be honest with you, there's nothing, like, I'd do it too, but, like, there's nothing
01:12:12.300 more dangerous than texting while driving.
01:12:13.480 You could get drunk, fall asleep at the wheel, and still be better off than texting.
01:12:17.840 Texting is the worst fucking thing you could ever do while driving.
01:12:20.860 I mean, because, you know, you're so focused and shit, you know?
01:12:23.080 And this comes from someone who texts while they drive.
01:12:24.620 Like, I know for a fact, you know what I'm saying?
01:12:26.380 But, like...
01:12:26.800 His lawyer, Nick Freeman, is known as Mr. Loophole.
01:12:31.300 Oh, my God.
01:12:33.500 Wow.
01:12:34.540 Successfully fought to prevent action being taken because his speeding notice arrived
01:12:37.400 one day late.
01:12:38.440 Huh.
01:12:38.600 oh wow oh so he can still drive so he's good i don't know bro what's good with that dude on the
01:12:42.780 bottom right stalin's coming back get that guy back in the grave we do not want stalin all right
01:12:49.500 what's next bro what are you doing what's next is um no today so i did oh like today no no today
01:12:55.160 uh what's next uh so i did my last season wilding out uh like this like last year and um and i'm
01:13:02.580 just trying to move on you know work on some other things i'm trying to write a movie right um that's
01:13:06.480 hard yeah it is it is uh because like i said you know it's a good time for for for me to be
01:13:11.620 pitching right now um because of the asian hype like in the asian wave that's kind of like popping
01:13:16.800 up true and also because i feel like um hollywood is really really starting to embrace like digital
01:13:23.560 creators as like like a talent pool yeah um and not everybody can write and act you feel me so
01:13:30.020 it's like my content i've done a lot of scripted like you know just the sketches and stuff like
01:13:34.140 that so i'm like i'm gonna try and really try and flush out like a whole ass movie and see how it
01:13:38.220 goes would you say that hollywood's under the asian persuasion right now yeah you know a little uh
01:13:43.340 asian sensation right now i used to tell so like colleges always whenever colleges would book me
01:13:48.720 for shows i'm like can y'all not name the event like invasion or persuasion i'm like i would love
01:13:55.420 to do your event but please no more of these puns please invasion oh yeah like hey man it's either
01:14:01.660 that or attacking
01:14:02.700 the little dicks.
01:14:03.480 Like, you gotta
01:14:04.060 make a choice.
01:14:05.520 Or anybody that
01:14:06.180 has macroponus.
01:14:08.820 Macroponus.
01:14:10.040 That was probably
01:14:11.400 my favorite joke
01:14:12.120 of the entire episode.
01:14:13.940 Hey, listen, bro.
01:14:14.640 I gotta go get
01:14:15.160 blown by a giant fan.
01:14:16.900 Alex Wasabi's
01:14:17.540 coming over.
01:14:18.280 Wow.
01:14:18.960 Wait.
01:14:19.960 Hold on a sec.
01:14:20.620 Could you re...
01:14:21.600 No, I'm gonna leave
01:14:22.220 it at that.
01:14:22.920 I'm gonna get
01:14:23.620 blown by a giant fan.
01:14:26.060 That's it.
01:14:26.520 And Alex Wasabi
01:14:27.580 is...
01:14:29.020 Timothy Dill,
01:14:29.520 I gotta thank you
01:14:30.040 for coming on Impulsive.
01:14:30.820 thank you guys
01:14:31.940 you know hey
01:14:34.100 I gotta clarify
01:14:35.800 for my people
01:14:36.820 Asian dicks
01:14:38.080 coming all
01:14:38.640 shapes and sizes
01:14:39.480 ladies try one out
01:14:40.800 if you don't believe it
01:14:41.960 educate yourself
01:14:42.620 might not be big
01:14:43.320 but it's pretty
01:14:43.780 alright peace
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