Impaulsive with Logan Paul - BEST IMPAULSIVE MOMENTS OF 2025

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00:00:28.440 I know it was you behind the Logan Paul

00:00:31.060 as an outsider signs

00:00:32.060 You've been in the military

00:00:36.300 Mandatory military, what's that like?

00:00:38.540 I've never been in the military

00:00:39.380 I've just been gone in the night for like 4 or 5 months

00:00:42.640 Doing what?

00:00:43.420 Paying 2k

00:00:43.940 Guys, welcome back, I'm here for another episode of the Impulsive Podcast

00:00:48.620 Get him!

00:00:51.420 Oh god, tuck and roll

00:00:52.860 I'm still in awe of the fact that you do what you do

00:00:55.600 I mean, it's not that hard to get your a** beat

00:00:57.800 Me and KSI fought each other twice. 0.93

00:01:01.040 Who won?

00:01:01.620 He did. 1.00

00:01:02.840 Loser. 1.00

00:01:04.640 What are you thinking? 1.00

00:01:07.340 Wow.

00:01:09.100 That was amazing. 0.57

00:01:10.540 Regarding you being a D1 Glazer.

00:01:12.400 Yeah.

00:01:12.620 It gets worse.

00:01:13.540 It gets worse.

00:01:14.340 Oh, no.

00:01:14.980 The whole crew?

00:01:15.840 What? 1.00

00:01:16.500 F*** you guys. 1.00

00:01:17.500 So how much will Mike's burger take off your life? 1.00

00:01:19.280 A fast food meal is roughly the same as one cigarette.

00:01:22.740 20 minutes.

00:01:23.820 Fine.

00:01:25.200 There I am in Phuket, Thailand.

00:01:26.920 And I was convinced that this was a femur.

00:01:29.140 I made the ultimate error.

00:01:42.460 Put your headphones on just for this segment.

00:01:45.020 It'll make it.

00:01:45.960 No, please.

00:01:46.660 I won't do it.

00:01:47.440 Dude, this is an important segment, dude.

00:01:49.620 There's nothing you can say that'll make me put the headphones on.

00:01:51.980 Talk to me.

00:01:52.540 I'm your friend.

00:01:53.580 It's the year.

00:01:54.260 It's the year end video.

00:01:56.740 This is one of every, you know,

00:01:58.440 I don't really think anyone watches this video.

00:02:00.720 No, no one watches this video.

00:02:02.720 These are our least viewed videos of the entire year.

00:02:05.180 They always hit 10 of 10.

00:02:07.080 And you know what?

00:02:08.620 We don't care.

00:02:09.700 We don't care because this isn't about the views.

00:02:12.260 This video is about encapsulating the best moments of the year.

00:02:16.180 We've been doing this podcast since November of 2018.

00:02:21.040 Quick math.

00:02:21.840 That's six years.

00:02:22.800 Maybe even seven, probably.

00:02:24.280 Definitely seven. 0.99

00:02:24.880 holy shit seven years what the freak damn i was just a young 33 year old lad at the time oh my 0.98

00:02:32.100 god i can't even imagine you at 33 anymore it's like a baby i was just learning how to walk 0.99

00:02:36.000 anyways these are the uh some of the best moments well hold on a sec dude you did this last year

00:02:41.360 too we usually have a little combo right now about everything that went on this year

00:02:45.040 okay what went on well i don't know dude we then let's roll the clips so they can see

00:02:50.940 but before we do that we do want to give a heartfelt thank you to anyone who's watching 0.85

00:02:57.200 this shit episode or any other no that is good that's good that's a good point the audience 0.98

00:03:03.560 that fuels the show i who are you why are you still watching this shit can we be serious for 0.99

00:03:10.660 one second let us know your age demographic your average family income where are you guys 0.99

00:03:16.560 where are you guys tuning in who are you and what's your favorite part about this show besides

00:03:22.020 you know i would like to i would like to get some real data in the comments that would be helpful

00:03:28.180 we never get it anymore uh what do you miss what are you not seeing that you used to love that

00:03:33.480 you're not seeing as much anymore do you think that me and logan haven't been hanging out as

00:03:37.460 much lately and it's affecting our friendship in a negative way and i deserve a raise leave all

00:03:42.580 that type of stuff in the comments because we actually do want to hear it i don't think we are

00:03:46.740 the best channel ever at community engagement i think in 2026 i would love to see a step in the

00:03:53.140 direct in the right direction and we're going to start by collecting your data and selling it to

00:03:57.060 big pharma so thank you for commenting everything about your life in our comment section isn't

00:04:04.320 we're scraping all of it and we are monetizing it's not true isn't someone in the comment section

00:04:09.420 of this video winning something too yeah that's not true were they winning again i'm just making

00:04:14.560 this up do you want to do yeah it's holiday right well i know what i would give away if it was my

00:04:19.940 channel but you throw it is your channel you're so it's coming out of the impulsive number and

00:04:24.380 then well we'd have to talk to our other partners what do you what would you give away i mean i

00:04:29.460 usually would do a thousand bucks for someone but i think a thousand bucks for holidays but i think

00:04:33.760 coming out of the impulsive account check done you cool with that caleb

00:04:36.480 Jeff doesn't have to say

00:04:38.180 the board has outvoted it

00:04:39.380 alright

00:04:39.960 thousand bucks

00:04:41.360 for someone who puts

00:04:42.100 their data below

00:04:42.680 so we can scrape it

00:04:43.420 and sell it to Big Fargo

00:04:44.040 these are the best

00:04:45.620 moments

00:04:46.640 from Impulsive

00:04:47.800 2025

00:04:48.860 nice

00:04:52.560 yeah

00:04:54.320 nice

00:04:55.240 are you just a reincarnation

00:05:00.680 of Ricegum?

00:05:02.560 what do I mean?

00:05:03.980 like just like 1.00

00:05:04.440 an Asian hype beast 1.00

00:05:05.440 that just wants to make 0.94

00:05:06.200 Another rice gum?

00:05:07.440 Rice gum, the rice gum.

00:05:08.600 Nah, I'm another Jackie Chan.

00:05:10.320 Jackie Chan.

00:05:11.840 Yup, yup.

00:05:12.680 Can you do karate?

00:05:13.880 A little bit.

00:05:14.640 Really? Actually?

00:05:15.480 Yeah.

00:05:16.720 No, come on, are you serious?

00:05:18.480 Couldn't you do something right now?

00:05:19.800 Yeah.

00:05:20.600 Do something.

00:05:21.720 You do the Lunchly box.

00:05:24.760 Can you? 1.00

00:05:27.080 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:05:28.200 Damn. 1.00

00:05:29.040 That was crazy. 1.00

00:05:30.000 He can actually do karate.

00:05:31.480 Yo, that was-

00:05:32.320 I know your box, right?

00:05:33.360 Yeah, oh yeah.

00:05:34.200 MC Sam.

00:05:35.200 don't hit me though 1.00

00:05:38.420 you strong as fuck 1.00

00:05:40.420 oh shit 1.00

00:05:45.160 yeah we are good 0.99

00:05:47.260 hey how much

00:05:51.020 how much do you weigh

00:05:51.980 1, 3, 3

00:05:54.080 yeah

00:05:56.300 I feel like I could

00:05:57.880 throw you pretty far dude

00:06:00.120 please don't

00:06:01.340 can I pick you up

00:06:03.780 yeah to toss him on the couch let me get up can i oh yeah i could get i'm at 120. 120. i could

00:06:15.140 probably throw you good you're pretty late you're pretty late you're pretty late

00:06:18.420 I think I can give you up.

00:06:22.320 Turn it off.

00:06:23.180 Pause.

00:06:27.160 Now, cut it out.

00:06:28.000 Now, cut it out.

00:06:32.020 Yeah, I could get you a good five to seven meters.

00:06:35.460 Huh?

00:06:36.300 I could throw you a good five to seven meters.

00:06:37.140 Oh, I'ma say five to seven meters of horse.

00:06:39.660 No, no, no.

00:06:40.500 Pause. 1.00

00:06:41.340 Damn. 0.99

00:06:42.180 why did you decide to do the humble song because i'm mad humble that's big song in my house 0.99

00:06:53.040 just so you know you got a humble family humble guy what is you listen what are some of the

00:06:58.380 lyrics to that song sonny first i'm not a very good singer okay he's not a good singer just say 0.89

00:07:04.740 it that's fair so humble how can i be so good looking as a hunger how about can i be so damn

00:07:12.020 rich and still humble how can i do all this i'm still humble and by the way by the way when the 0.99

00:07:18.840 wwe audience gets their head out of their sorry kids gets their head out of their asses 0.94

00:07:26.600 this is a perfect sing-along song i see people doing it for seth whoa 0.99

00:07:31.520 cody whoa bro how can i be so good looking at so humble how can i be so

00:07:38.700 humble the whole arena going humble how close perfect how close how close do you think we are

00:07:45.020 to that actually happening well i mean i think you'd have to go the face the face yeah you have

00:07:48.820 to go the face around sorry kids sorry you say anything you want around now i'm sorry sorry

00:07:54.300 we made it so people could sing along how can i be so humble by the way again i'm not involved 0.95

00:08:03.420 in the creative but maybe it's worth telling the fans at a certain point god damn it sing my song

00:08:07.940 when i come out here it's a great idea then you know they don't listen to me one day they boo me

00:08:14.080 my favorite answer philosophical answer which is kind of dark but i like really like it

00:08:21.800 um it's like what's the meaning of life um and it's like the reason you don't kill yourself

00:08:27.580 is the meaning of your life and i thought that was like actually really profound it's like so

00:08:32.800 what like someone's like i don't know what the meaning of my life is and you're just like well

00:08:35.220 why don't you kill yourself it sounds dark but it's super aggressive but it like cuts to the

00:08:38.940 absolute point of like okay well i mean my mom my family it's like great that's the meaning of your 0.99

00:08:44.780 life and the thing is is that that can change that's that actually was really substantial like

00:08:52.140 what's the first thing that pops in your mind when you ask somebody that question that's actually

00:08:55.760 incredible and i think people just haven't recognized it i think being okay with like

00:08:59.100 maybe the meaning of my life is this thing and the thing is that that the answer to that question

00:09:03.040 can also change it doesn't mean that the meaning of life has to be this one thing for the entire

00:09:06.120 of your life and then what do you do with that intel what you can then build around it you think

00:09:10.000 yeah yeah because i mean i take the position that meaning is entirely self-generated

00:09:14.280 like we we create meaning we decide that these things are meaningful um and so because of that

00:09:20.220 you can create and destroy meaning as you see fit now the three most important questions that i think

00:09:24.220 about for any like really hard hard thing that comes up is logic evidence utility which is like

00:09:28.520 um what does that mean how do you know that and why should i care and so logic evidence utility

00:09:36.560 yeah what does it mean how do i know that why do i care someone's like i'm really stressed out i'm

00:09:40.740 like what does stressed out mean to you and then they're like well well they keep like people get

00:09:44.700 all these bubbles of like oh this emotion's like what does stress stop mean to you does it means

00:09:47.900 that you got a text or some somebody trolled you and it's like and that's creating some reaction

00:09:51.400 okay got it so that's what stressed out means if someone says bad stuff got it okay um how do you

00:09:57.480 know it was bad how do you know it was about you do you know like okay what does it affect okay got

00:10:01.960 it and then why does it matter does it affect you in some way are you losing business as a result

00:10:06.040 can you not get a date because of that well it hasn't really changed anything great so logically

00:10:11.080 sure this this stressed you out uh like you know it because you've seen it because you can show the

00:10:15.820 thing did it change anything about the way i live no so i don't really with with the that last part

00:10:21.080 being the most important part yeah like it's dude like so many people getting hung up on so many

00:10:26.060 things that do not affect her you have you truly have streamlined your reality to only include the

00:10:32.320 things that are ultimately necessary to the success of that reality which is really incredible 0.97

00:10:38.700 it's really incredible and for someone who lives by the way on the exact opposite fucking brother 0.56

00:10:45.800 on the exact dude i know every single thing that every single person who has ever lived in the 0.85

00:10:51.880 history of this world is doing right now i know where they're gonna be tonight i know what party 0.99

00:10:56.780 is at every casino tonight i know every piece of useless bullshit that could ever exist except for 0.90

00:11:03.000 like my purpose like or anything do you know what i'm saying like and like even that like like do 0.97

00:11:09.380 you know what i'm saying me and you are like kind of polar opposites in a lot of ways but i'm but

00:11:15.140 i'm inspired today i really am at some point in this show just know i'm gonna say the following

00:11:24.240 to you be quiet s-y-b-a-u don't know what that means you wouldn't because even though you're

00:11:29.420 the same age as me you're not hip hello fellow kids s-y-b-a-u kevin tell them what it means 0.96

00:11:35.380 six seven there's no fucking way six there's no way you blew the six seven load on this 0.96

00:11:43.300 I had a whole plan for that 0.88

00:11:44.780 Kevin tell them what it means

00:11:46.360 See Kevin doesn't even know

00:11:48.640 Do you know what it means

00:11:49.280 No cause that's our in house Gen Z

00:11:51.040 What did he say 1.00

00:11:54.180 Shut your bitch ass up 1.00

00:11:57.920 S-Y-B-A-U manager Jeff 1.00

00:11:59.740 Welcome back to the show

00:12:01.220 This show is impulsive

00:12:03.040 The number one podcast in the world

00:12:05.660 And if you don't think so 1.00

00:12:06.880 Go fuck yourself 1.00

00:12:07.780 S-Y-B-A-U 1.00

00:12:11.120 exactly shut your bitch ass up 1.00

00:12:13.700 you once described it as tiger blood but is is the degen just in your system like for me i was 1.00

00:12:23.520 built for degeneratism okay recklessness okay how that presents itself how that manifests itself in

00:12:28.920 my life in any given time changes it could be drugs it could be women it could be a million

00:12:32.660 things right right but it's always felt like a piece of my dna at when i was very young it was

00:12:37.320 just riding bikes off tall things and breaking bones because i didn't care what do you think 0.95

00:12:42.060 was the thing that you have that made you say you know what i'm going to have sex with 47 000 women 0.98

00:12:47.140 i'm going to try every drug i'm going to crash a plane i'm going to beat michael jordan i'm going 1.00

00:12:50.780 to do every single fucking thing and i'm never going to say no to any of it when you put it like 0.97

00:12:56.460 that sounds like somebody else's life um it it it wasn't as compiled or as condensed as you just 0.99

00:13:05.500 laid it out. It was more about, um, you know, navigating, uh, encountering each, each situation

00:13:12.340 scenario as they presented themselves, you know, and based on what, what the headspace was going

00:13:17.660 into it was kind of what, um, that, that drove, I think the results I was, I was looking for,

00:13:24.600 you know, um, what's that, there's a line in the book, um, uh, uh, you know, that, that you can't,

00:13:32.100 uh don't wear um uh hamburger pants on safari and not expect to be attacked by a lion you know

00:13:40.420 that makes sense in the book because it's connected to another thing

00:13:44.440 you're playing you're playing with fire yeah in the in the good old na program they say don't uh

00:13:52.080 you hang out at the barbershop long enough you're gonna get a haircut you're gonna get a haircut

00:13:55.060 right yeah or you're gonna learn how to cut hair yeah that's a good point i mean never thought about

00:14:00.260 is that not part of the now no because that would do we just enhance that yeah thank you i think

00:14:06.240 that would mean you just become a drug dealer instead of in that circumstance yeah wow

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00:14:36.820 damn man what the fuck happened with speed bro bro he got me yeah he got me 100 and you know 1.00

00:14:48.220 my thing about it was you know a lot of people say like the weight and whatnot um but really 1.00

00:14:54.540 for me it was the first run i feel like i didn't give him a good run so i'm like i gotta sell this

00:15:01.560 dude to race me again like so i was just like going in run it back run it back just trying to

00:15:06.440 get in his head because i run sales but the kid is talented bro he's fast he's he's actually like

00:15:13.320 the first race he got out and i'm just looking like like it wasn't close i'm like wow like bro's

00:15:21.740 actually fast and people always want to say like you lost to like a kid who streams he's not just

00:15:27.880 a kid who streams he's gifted oh no oh no bro he's like he can dunk at his at five what five nine

00:15:33.900 five ten like he's gifted but he's one of the most talented people i've ever met in my life yeah

00:15:38.360 and i think he's still just kind of scratching the surface yeah he is yeah he is and i'm interested

00:15:45.440 to see where he's gonna take it because he's getting swole now oh bro he he's gonna fill out

00:15:49.700 too even when i even when i met him yeah and he came out the shirt i was like hold up bro i didn't

00:15:54.720 know i didn't know that he was big but now i could tell he's grinding bro he he could be someone who

00:16:01.200 matures later like my brother for example was someone who matures later he might do something

00:16:05.720 i don't know i don't i mean mature i mean like i mean like fill out you know in like a way where

00:16:11.340 people are shocked by his physique yeah you know like he's only what 21 21 yeah 20 i think he

00:16:17.680 i thought he turned 21 is he 20 it's insane um maybe it's insane um yeah i'm i'm interested

00:16:23.300 so you think he might compete in something he could he could do whatever he wants he's he's

00:16:28.560 just one of those guys that he could do whatever he wants is he the big is he the biggest in the

00:16:32.200 world right now yeah what'd you say somebody was asking me yesterday about who who i thought was 0.99

00:16:36.420 bigger him or kai because kai's coming off that million but i just speed is just kai's a fucking 0.76

00:16:40.440 legend bro culture culture it's like culture and global influence it feels like kai is killing it 0.73

00:16:45.660 But, like, U.S., they're both doing amazing things.

00:16:48.860 Kai's killing it, like, U.S.

00:16:50.200 And speed is just worldwide.

00:16:53.020 Well, those football helps a lot.

00:16:54.440 The soccer helps.

00:16:56.700 The tours help.

00:16:58.380 Like, I just saw an example.

00:17:00.000 But his energy, though, like, how, like, because I streamed for some time now,

00:17:03.560 and I'm like, yo, just seeing the clips, like, how he keeps that energy.

00:17:08.400 You never know what to expect.

00:17:09.860 He can do whatever.

00:17:10.560 He's dancing.

00:17:11.280 He's hooping.

00:17:11.960 He's running all day.

00:17:13.780 It's exhausting.

00:17:14.360 like i think people don't really like they don't really see like what you what it takes to be able

00:17:20.200 to do that all day no it's it's really hard we tried we tried to stream i i got tired after two

00:17:25.620 and a half hours i think it's the now i think it's an incredible medium for content and i think you

00:17:31.700 have to be someone who really loves it if you want to be a streamer and i think you need to have a

00:17:37.040 lot of energy that's contagious and magnetizing and you have to have you also have to have really

00:17:42.340 thick skin too because it's such a nasty space like it can be because it's young because it's

00:17:46.420 a younger audience so like that chat is is filled to the brim with 14 to 18 year olds who think like 1.00

00:17:53.140 oh that person's a fat ass and is never you know what i'm saying and this person's dreaming you 0.99

00:17:57.660 just don't have time to like you can't take anything back nothing you cannot take anything 1.00

00:18:02.640 when it happens it happens so don't slip up don't as well that's that's where and you have to be

00:18:08.080 okay like you're gonna slip up especially if you're doing like uh what do they call it when

00:18:11.960 you do like the mafia thon or the subathon for hours you're doing 30 days straight you're gonna

00:18:17.000 slip up bro kai kai has not slipped up no but his homies do and he has his homies do sometimes 0.81

00:18:23.560 people on the stream will like say some kind of questionable shit and and he'll cut it he's very 0.65

00:18:28.660 responsible about it but he's but is it slipping up bro it's just life they wanted they want to 0.97

00:18:35.520 see you slip up it's like you slip up and then you keep going that's it well that's why if you

00:18:39.820 come into street into the streaming world like you decide if you stop and you let the trolls get

00:18:43.680 to you it's up to you 100 they will never can you can't get canceled anymore 100 never cancel

00:18:48.580 you stop and you let it get to you then you're canceled yeah cancel yourself yeah facts but it's

00:18:53.160 like i i think people are okay with you messing up it's just one you have to own up to it that's

00:18:58.240 number one number two just gotta keep going and tell a story off of it facts or or learn like

00:19:04.140 that's that or learn and get better well it's a very that's a very human experience yeah bro no

00:19:08.260 one's no one's fucking perfect if you're a streamer there's a chance at some point you're

00:19:12.180 going to say something unfavorable or that's going to rub someone the wrong way even even just calling

00:19:17.800 it a mistake you know like maybe in some people's opinion but in other people it's not but if you

00:19:22.840 know you yourself deem it is just learn and grow from it and be be better which i think is a very

00:19:28.540 important and natural part of the human experience there's no there's no shame in that yeah i think

00:19:33.140 a lot of people are turned off when it comes to being a creator because they're afraid something

00:19:37.660 that can happen yeah you have to have your first controversy huh no i've had it yeah when i was

00:19:42.700 going back and forth with speed 100 oh that was one thing i could say like that was definitely

00:19:47.060 looking back at the clips it hurts me to watch them because i'm like dang you were crying but

00:19:50.960 that that's the old ashton hall like playing video games you know i'm saying going back and

00:19:55.620 forth with my boys and me like i said i took the l i'm like dang we gotta go a little bit closer

00:20:00.120 but he's not gonna want to race me again i gotta sell him i gotta get under his skin

00:20:05.080 So I just kept baiting it, baiting it, baiting it, like run it back

00:20:08.620 because I wanted to get my people a better race.

00:20:11.120 You get what I'm saying? 0.72

00:20:12.140 But that was definitely a big L for sure.

00:20:14.060 But you're competitive too.

00:20:15.240 There's like a little bit of a difference between, you know,

00:20:17.580 you just want to win.

00:20:19.320 You want to show up and do the best you can.

00:20:20.760 Yeah.

00:20:21.120 It's okay to lose, but to go back and forth, that's a big L, 100%.

00:20:24.900 So, I mean, it's not like crazy.

00:20:27.020 Like some people have really done some crazy stuff,

00:20:29.820 but that was an L of mine for sure.

00:20:34.280 I feel like one day maybe you and I could have what they have.

00:20:40.200 The question is how?

00:20:41.700 I think I have the answer.

00:20:43.540 I actually wrote you a little something.

00:20:47.280 And it was inspired by Abby's song to David.

00:20:50.960 Kind of like similar melody.

00:20:55.080 What's inside?

00:20:56.520 What he's talking.

00:20:57.280 Is there a reason I feel impending doom and fear right now?

00:21:03.240 like severe

00:21:05.320 well I just

00:21:05.920 I thought your song

00:21:07.060 to David was amazing

00:21:08.020 and the melody

00:21:08.620 was amazing

00:21:09.280 so I wrote some lyrics

00:21:15.100 about my friend Mike

00:21:16.700 and I wouldn't mind

00:21:17.840 doing a little

00:21:18.440 performance here

00:21:19.380 if everyone's

00:21:20.540 okay with it

00:21:21.240 Abby isn't that cool

00:21:22.800 yes

00:21:23.300 he's made up

00:21:23.740 his own version

00:21:24.440 to sing to Mike

00:21:25.220 yeah

00:21:25.700 oh yeah

00:21:26.540 I don't know

00:21:28.780 if it'll be as good

00:21:29.500 as yours Abby

00:21:30.220 but it's

00:21:31.820 it's just

00:21:32.200 These are so addicting.

00:21:37.240 I like to sing you this song, Mike.

00:21:40.880 I love you.

00:21:41.320 Well, then get to it.

00:21:42.200 All right, all right.

00:21:45.920 This song be good.

00:21:48.180 I was kind of nervous to meet someone old, and I was really glad when you got off of parole.

00:21:55.480 Mike, I'm so proud you've come so far.

00:21:58.280 I know you can't get away from porn stars.

00:22:00.960 i know sometimes i'm rude to you but nothing we can't fix with a little blue chew

00:22:06.640 we're so good together will you be my co-host forever will you be my co-host forever

00:22:17.700 what do you say mike you want to do this show forever with me

00:22:22.480 yes yes i'll do it i'll do it that was wonderful

00:22:30.960 I mean, you wouldn't know about your cardio, really,

00:22:34.820 because you have the shortest average fight.

00:22:37.280 I've not got any.

00:22:38.500 I just don't.

00:22:39.020 Like, after a minute, I just exhaust myself.

00:22:40.780 I just got it.

00:22:41.760 But that's what everybody thinks.

00:22:42.920 That's what everybody thinks.

00:22:43.560 Well, we wouldn't know, bro.

00:22:45.480 You have the shortest average fight time in UFC history

00:22:48.920 at two minutes and two seconds.

00:22:50.620 Yep.

00:22:51.500 Yep.

00:22:52.040 That's good.

00:22:52.540 How would we know if you can go?

00:22:54.220 I don't.

00:22:54.720 It's a mystery for everybody.

00:22:55.920 You know what I absolutely love?

00:22:57.080 It's one of my favorite things about my style.

00:23:00.640 is that nobody knows anything about me yeah like i'm sure we're going to get to some john jones

00:23:04.920 conversations at some point john is a massive studier of his opponents yeah he's a massive

00:23:10.980 tape studier like that's one of the things that he does best and the tapes are just not really

00:23:15.600 out there of me and the fact that i live over here as well i think it's a massive i think some

00:23:20.420 people see it like as a detriment living in the uk away from here for me personally i think it's

00:23:24.120 amazing because like when i go to vegas and training like i see how intertwined everybody

00:23:28.660 is with each other's business and stuff and like i'm out here and i'm just doing my own thing and

00:23:33.580 nobody knows anything about me and i love it you don't think he's got any spies out of mi5 type

00:23:39.300 people nope that are watching the camps studying i don't think so taking secret gopro videos and

00:23:44.480 i mean they might be pigeons maybe maybe you never know let's ask this question right now for the

00:23:50.860 clip is john jones scared to fight you yes absolutely i mean the thing with john

00:23:59.080 john is conning the public man whoa and logan paul it's his favorite fighter oh is it really

00:24:07.260 well listen i mean he's definitely top three he's definitely absolutely i'm not disputing

00:24:12.400 that he's an amazing fighter i think the fact that he um didn't want to fight in gano for three

00:24:19.400 years and now he's not wanting to fight me for over a year and he just the way he manipulates

00:24:25.280 the the media and the public is super smart i'm not taking anything away from him but do i think

00:24:30.740 he's scared to take the the tough the tough fights at this stage in his career absolutely

00:24:34.460 can you understand that absolutely yeah i can you like can empathize with i respect it i respect it

00:24:41.820 but if you're going to ask me the straight up question is john jones afraid to fight me the

00:24:45.520 honest answer would be yes well well is regardless of that and and that fear because clearly he's 0.90

00:24:51.840 he's overcome it at times in the past is that fight fucking happening i cannot say or deny 0.60

00:24:58.940 no right now we're actually waiting for news we have had to do i'm chasing it up like the ufc 0.97

00:25:05.220 are saying that it's going to happen i'm chasing it all the time i want the fight really bad you

00:25:08.900 know what it's not even like i see people online saying like you know the thing that happened with

00:25:13.960 Conor and Chandler, people are like,

00:25:18.060 don't be like Michael Chandler too.

00:25:19.940 Listen, it's not about the fighting John.

00:25:21.820 It's about the UFC heavyweight title.

00:25:23.520 Like I've got a version of the title,

00:25:25.220 but I want to be the undisputed champion.

00:25:27.280 That's all it is.

00:25:27.960 It doesn't matter about John.

00:25:29.120 I'm trying to be the undisputed heavyweight champion.

00:25:31.220 That's it.

00:25:31.800 I'm not chasing one fight.

00:25:33.380 If I can fight John and get the biggest scalp in MMA,

00:25:37.340 absolutely I'll take it.

00:25:38.560 Do you know what I mean?

00:25:39.000 And it's a great time for me

00:25:40.180 because he is slowing down a little bit

00:25:42.560 and i've not even reached my prime yet so spoken like a true a side right there i mean i'm not the

00:25:48.380 a side i'm not going to start pretending that guy's going to get 30 million dollars to fight

00:25:52.580 he's definitely the a side but um it's i definitely think it's a fight that i can win when he came

00:25:59.460 back against uh surreal yeah you watch that fight yeah were you surprised at how good he still was

00:26:06.360 after all these years and moving up to heavyweight no you know what i think john like you said i

00:26:11.440 think he's one of the best fighters ever definitely top three that's debatable when you start putting

00:26:16.280 in about drug tests and stuff like that i think damn um but he definitely likes skill for skill

00:26:22.340 he's one of the top three fighters ever i'm not debating that at all what drug what drug are you

00:26:26.180 talking about specifically well he's done a few i think he's done a few i can't i can't tolerate

00:26:32.000 the john jones slander bro it was a fluke it is a recreational you know he has fun is slander not

00:26:39.320 when you're saying something that's inaccurate that's that is true no no i don't think that's

00:26:43.220 the definition of it it is somebody that's libel i think i think i think slander the definition is

00:26:50.480 that you've said something that that's not true when you say something that's true yeah you're

00:26:55.220 in the you're in the clear buddy i'm trying i'm trying bro i ran into him at the inauguration

00:27:00.580 such a nice guy also just proper bloke man it would be crazy to see you guys fight though that

00:27:05.540 i would i would i think it's probably the biggest fight in mma i think so yeah i think i mean you

00:27:10.420 got a few big fights you got like ddp and kamzat huge fight yeah you've got ilia tiporian possibly

00:27:15.960 fighting islam makachev massive fight but i think i mean i'm obviously biased but i always want to

00:27:21.120 see the heavyweights fight like that of course when the heavyweight fight is on even if they're

00:27:26.420 not the main event it's for me it's just the most exciting because like you said you just never know

00:27:30.400 Those little gloves, big guys, a chin is a chin,

00:27:34.620 hit that button on someone's face, and they turn off.

00:27:37.880 I completely agree.

00:27:38.600 And the world wants this fight.

00:27:41.160 Like, you see these pressers, and everybody in the crowd,

00:27:45.980 at least a ton of the UK people and a ton of Americans,

00:27:49.260 are like, this is the fight we want.

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00:30:11.980 Would you say a D-list actor?

00:30:15.440 D?

00:30:17.420 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

00:30:19.240 No, no, no.

00:30:19.900 I mean like.

00:30:20.440 I can't even get on the C-list.

00:30:21.340 Like I'm not even average.

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00:30:38.580 I got invited to the actual inauguration, too.

00:30:40.380 There was like a couple hundred people in that room.

00:30:41.640 I was going to be in that room.

00:30:43.020 You know, I'm cool with Barron a lot.

00:30:44.260 Barron's a really cool guy.

00:30:45.080 You're cool with Barron Trump?

00:30:46.240 Dude, he's the coolest guy.

00:30:46.960 We want to have him on the show.

00:30:48.660 He'll, he'll, I think he'll eventually do it.

00:30:51.300 I just spoke with Barron today.

00:30:52.280 i can't i'm not gonna talk about what you speak about dude he's a really good guy

00:30:55.460 i'm not gonna speak about even that i don't want to leak anything i i think he's genuinely

00:31:00.180 a brilliant and an amazing heart great soul whoa baron is awesome he's a legend he's an

00:31:06.160 amazing human being that's awesome and so tall very tall so tall every time i see him like dude

00:31:11.320 you grew i just saw recently dude grow like dude that guy's huge dude he's an enigma that's why

00:31:16.660 people love him they're not really sure what he's up to what he's about yeah but but they know he's 0.52

00:31:20.800 he's up he's up to something he knows shit he's smart he's very smart very very smart is it is

00:31:25.460 it is he part of the reason that um trump did your stream yeah so um baron was you know when 0.97

00:31:31.900 i went to i believe trump had a rally here in dorau i went there um i've met trump before but

00:31:36.860 i there was the first time baron went to any of trump's rallies baron was there he's like dad

00:31:40.580 this is who i was telling you to do the stream with aiden i was like oh he's like i'll do it

00:31:44.660 i'll do it like yeah i'll do it yeah and um baron advised him and hit up trump's team to make sure

00:31:51.380 that i was taken care of and we did this the right way dude baron looked out like like yeah

00:31:55.700 baron honestly put in his dad brain to do the theo vons and i think maybe how did you guys do

00:32:00.560 it maybe even baron put the good word i think he did i think he said it he's very smart i think he

00:32:04.320 meant trump well donald trump mentioned it to you guys that like baron was like telling him to do

00:32:09.100 certain shows i think we may have been on the list pio um yeah jack was a big part of it as well

00:32:15.180 he probably i could see him asking baron like hey do you think these guys maybe we both you know

00:32:19.900 because i will say this though obviously dana also helped as well so was dana yeah for sure but you

00:32:24.340 know like at that time it was just weird because after the whole thing with the assassination

00:32:28.760 attempt i was the first one to do the first interview with him after the attempt yeah it's

00:32:34.120 crazy and i did it live nobody was did he have did he have the bandage on his ear

00:32:38.260 he didn't want to i i didn't see it but he didn't want to he didn't want to have a certain size that

00:32:43.200 was actually that was actually the crazy that stream was the crazy like tom and kifa just

00:32:47.020 kicking in the audience yeah kifa was like wearing that so funny man and an excuse

00:32:52.060 bro we tried we tried to have uh the the competition on too we we like had to try

00:33:00.340 kamala yeah we had been first to see it dude i really well we were in conversation we were in

00:33:04.820 conversations with with their team on having both of the guests on because you know we're not a

00:33:09.080 super political or like i get it you should do both sides no we want to joe rogan too joe rogan

00:33:13.660 did too we tried very hard oh she said you guys got to come to me no it was it was just like she

00:33:19.800 couldn't make it work with the schedule or x y and z and and oh and then i think what it was was

00:33:24.240 then once we had trump on they were like we're not going to do it because we don't want to make

00:33:29.440 it look like we're just doing it as a as a follow-up to trump turned out to be just such an

00:33:34.360 error just not not doing the podcast by the way just so you know that is the reason at least one

00:33:40.160 of the big reasons why she lost she didn't she didn't apply let's ask that question so do you

00:33:44.060 guys generally think that your podcast my thing i did do you think it had a hundred percent yeah

00:33:49.660 because it gives people it gives people behind the scenes look at who the candidates are when

00:33:53.780 they're not hitting talking points i think i think the podcast circuit that donald trump did

00:33:58.300 undeniably affected the outcome of the election that's why i love live bro you just you're live

00:34:03.120 that's why i got to ask the young thug thing did they give you any parameters on stuff not to say

00:34:06.820 um not really a little bit but nothing crazy you probably got the same couple that we probably it

00:34:12.620 was a it was about the litigation that was like happening in real time oh i don't know about that

00:34:18.160 they he brought up the assassination to have at first they were like hey be careful yeah he brought

00:34:22.260 it up he brought up dude if that if that were me i'd be that all that's the only thing i would 0.67

00:34:27.240 talk about yeah bro that's it that is fucking insane crazy what like he's a basically a ghost 0.56

00:34:33.280 yeah this this much dude yeah i showed the i saw the video where like god i still i i think that's 0.71

00:34:40.180 one of the craziest moments in american history if not the craziest moments a moment like like 0.97

00:34:45.880 what yeah scary shit bro life scary shit life is crazy simulation confirmed dude 0.99

00:34:50.360 you're in a weird place because i think the perception is that you're the only 1.00

00:34:58.540 the only definitive goat of a sport okay like there's no conversation there now we've had

00:35:04.420 we've had mahomes on the show before yeah okay amazing we'll see what happens over the next

00:35:10.020 several years but when you look at basketball you've got lebron you've got mj you've got kobe

00:35:15.360 when you look at you know tennis you've got these players when you look at golf you've got these

00:35:18.800 players why is it that you are such a standout in in football and there's no people are willing

00:35:26.220 to put that title on you so confidently so you're asking a question about why other people would do

00:35:34.680 something for me i i think forget this question thank you i agree messier ronaldo messier ronaldo

00:35:40.280 god that's hard that's hard i'm not even answering that question i like them both too much i like

00:35:46.860 them both too much uh go f1 driver uh lewis yeah it's gotta be uh greatest ever wwe wrestler

00:35:54.640 um hulk hogan biggest partier from the nfl roberto gronkowski

00:36:04.980 yo soy fiesta um greatest golfer tiger yeah yeah it's just interesting because you are we 0.54

00:36:17.700 that's a ridiculous debate and i see it on sports all the time and it's like everyone's just blah

00:36:22.980 blah blah like one year you know like there were greatness defined over what you know over a career 0.57

00:36:32.280 like I was on a I was on a pod I was on a thing with uh Peyton Manning this week and we were

00:36:37.780 talking about the Mount Rushmore of NFL receivers including tight ends yeah and like we there was a

00:36:44.860 lot of great arguments going back and forth about you know Jerry Rice has great stats but

00:36:50.480 and he was obviously in it and like I picked Gronk as one of mine but like Tony Gonzalez has

00:36:56.680 way more catches than him it's just are we talking about over a period of time or one year

00:37:02.000 one game yeah like what's the metric what's the metric yeah and i think everyone defines that a

00:37:05.960 little bit differently i think our producer dylan has something for you how would you define the

00:37:10.740 difference between greatest and best yeah how would you define the difference that's an interesting

00:37:17.520 oh you nailed that yeah i just think it's like how often can you be great how often can you be

00:37:24.420 consistency because consistency of great everyone can do great things yeah but if you do if you're

00:37:30.260 a golfer and you make a birdie and then a bogey and then a birdie then a bogey then a birdie

00:37:34.220 bogey at the end of the day you shoot par and you're average if you make two birdies for every

00:37:39.740 bogey you know it's a great round if you make three birdies for every bogey so we all make bogeys

00:37:45.380 the question is how many birdies can you make and in football like i would say i threw 700 passes a

00:37:52.460 year. In my mind, I threw about 10 to 20 of those perfectly out of 700. So 680 times was imperfect.

00:38:04.100 Now, you may not know where I was trying to throw the ball. You may think, man, he threw a perfect

00:38:08.900 pass. In my mind, I had a vision for that pass that was different than what happened. So my view

00:38:14.960 of being great is how often can the artist replicate perfection on a daily basis you know

00:38:24.780 and I think greatness comes from different things it's not just physical there's a mental emotional

00:38:30.240 aspect as well to being great you can't be a peak performer if you're not competitive every day

00:38:37.080 there were some of the best physical athletes I ever had that were not competitive every day

00:38:42.200 there were some of the lesser physical athletes that were competitive every day and those lesser

00:38:48.520 physical athletes who were competitive every day were champions they won multiple super bowls you

00:38:54.320 know is a great example of that julian edelman wasn't the biggest wasn't the fastest tough

00:39:01.020 competitive grimy three super bowls so he was a champion but people would say well calvin johnson

00:39:08.800 was more physically gifted uh there's a lot of them out there but julian's a champion so i don't

00:39:15.420 know everyone gets to define it how they want to you okay want to hop in the h-bot i just have

00:39:26.280 eating 20 cheeseburgers of weight would you though you're opening up a burger shop i know but now i'm

00:39:30.920 thinking about doing maybe burgers made of um like pine cones no you shouldn't you shouldn't because

00:39:35.500 i would still eat your burger bro it's a 10 out of 10 i know but when i say i just won't sacrifice

00:39:40.220 i won't i've been thinking about the idea of maybe living as opposed to just continuously

00:39:45.040 but but okay all right so how much will mike mike's burger take off your life what's what's

00:39:50.260 the what's the 10 10 burger don't die score i'll give you really quick if it's like if it's like 0.91

00:39:53.800 a couple days like i'm eating that fucking burger okay so it's two obviously all beef patties uh i 0.94

00:39:58.980 won't give you the specific fat content two slices of american yellow american cheese uh martin's 0.99

00:40:03.700 potato bond secret sauce about three pickles and caramelized onions halfway caramelized and then

00:40:10.300 of course you probably get the curly fries with them as well we could probably skip those right

00:40:13.600 we could skip the curly fries get the ah nah okay what are we talking yeah if you look at a few of

00:40:19.180 the studies and do back of the envelope math a a fast food mill burger fries drink is roughly the

00:40:25.460 same as one cigarette 20 minutes fine fine and it's not fast food it's moderate so even less

00:40:32.440 and i bet you and i bet you if you pull those those fried those curly fries off it i bet you

00:40:36.900 it's like a couple minutes i bet you i bet you it's about 10 we're chilling the meat and chilling

00:40:40.600 do you well we're getting into diet oh yeah so like if we that's like top level but now so the

00:40:45.520 recent uh there was a guy nat friedman uh did this work on plastics list he looked at uh plastic

00:40:52.220 you know type stuff phthalates and stuff in foods one of the highest levels of microplastics in foods

00:40:59.480 was grass-fed beef from Whole Foods.

00:41:03.240 Why?

00:41:04.180 Why?

00:41:05.400 So it's a good question.

00:41:06.520 Okay.

00:41:06.980 Yeah.

00:41:07.280 And so there's theories on like

00:41:08.480 how they actually harvest meat,

00:41:10.060 what they do with it.

00:41:10.880 But we have to,

00:41:12.440 when you calculate what is in food

00:41:14.360 and what the die score is,

00:41:16.020 you have to consider the microtoxin,

00:41:18.180 the heavy metals,

00:41:18.980 the microplastics,

00:41:20.080 all the other contaminants.

00:41:20.980 So it's not just food is a category of beef,

00:41:24.660 cheese, bun, pickles.

00:41:26.900 It's like,

00:41:27.580 what are the layers of stuff in there

00:41:29.580 and where the contaminants hide.

00:41:31.180 So what materials is it cooked on?

00:41:33.000 What oils are used to cook?

00:41:34.680 So once you start,

00:41:35.360 so our knowledge is just starting to emerge.

00:41:39.220 Got it.

00:41:39.940 Yeah.

00:41:40.260 So what I'm saying like,

00:41:40.900 so Logan on this,

00:41:41.680 it's funny because I hear you,

00:41:43.640 what you're saying,

00:41:44.260 you're like,

00:41:44.580 I'll make the trade off.

00:41:46.340 And so here's the thing.

00:41:48.200 As a species,

00:41:49.880 we have this very loose relationship with life.

00:41:55.520 We're willing to pay,

00:41:56.720 we're willing to basically spend our life for these pleasures.

00:42:00.400 Yeah.

00:42:00.980 And what I'm saying right now,

00:42:02.580 and that this conversation is as a species,

00:42:06.840 we're going to,

00:42:08.420 we're going to move beyond that.

00:42:10.400 Like that in a couple,

00:42:12.000 like in 10 years,

00:42:12.880 it will be seen as absolutely insane that humans used to do things that

00:42:18.560 actually lessened their life and increased disease.

00:42:20.660 what type of people did you run into in the philippines philippines bro well i mean the

00:42:30.540 the indigenous people bro like you know filipinos aren't actually like asian well you really never

00:42:35.400 know what you're gonna get there you know what i'm saying i got a baby nurse she's filipino

00:42:39.620 wait wait what do you mean you never know what you're gonna get oh wait you're talking about

00:42:42.320 are ladyboys yeah we have you said it not me i mean we have a song i have a song for you no

00:42:49.480 we hurt we hurt yeah tell me if this song makes you feel any type of way

00:42:55.200 hold up wait if i've been a lady boy am i still straight let's have a competition get the measure 0.99

00:43:02.880 and it goes hard oh fuck yes so in thailand i um i made the ultimate error 0.98

00:43:18.680 we all fucking dread this logan oh i know i know i hear about i hear about these stories i'm so 0.92

00:43:33.160 happy i get to hear one right now uh so i was dead set against the idea of going to like a 0.94

00:43:38.600 dodgy massage parlor but like this local soccer player right this local footballer he was like

00:43:46.000 mate just give it a go they're really good they're really professional at what they do and like 0.99

00:43:49.300 you know they're really good fucking wanking you off um so i was like oh but fine i'll indulge in 0.97

00:43:55.160 the culture and i went and it was fantastic and it was a female and it was fantastic and now at 0.99

00:44:00.340 this point i'm like fuck yeah i'm gonna go again i know i know this how it works now like let's go 0.52

00:44:05.760 anyways there i am in phuket thailand i get roped in thinking oh it's just another female 0.99

00:44:11.940 oops let me get like you know let me just go again fuck it and yeah here we go uh i checked 0.98

00:44:18.500 the hands logan they're small hands i checked the adam's apple there's no adam's apple yeah 0.99

00:44:23.620 i was convinced that this was a female 0.99

00:44:25.300 anyways when did you realize was it too late bro like was it the calluses bro i uh damn 0.93

00:44:37.640 i'm a good man all right but yeah i just started uh yeah getting touched in a certain way and then 0.70

00:44:45.720 they started removing their clothes to engage in things that maybe are not so professional 0.98

00:44:51.020 and yeah just got a glimpse of this tiny tiny cock in this really bushy mound like bush tiny 0.99

00:44:59.400 cock and it was literally like heart drop what the fuck this is good i was like this is god going 1.00

00:45:04.840 there you go mate you fucking dirty wanker like what are you doing and i and it bro it fucked me 1.00

00:45:10.800 up like i i lost all my sex drive for like six months after that oh my god bro that's that's 1.00

00:45:16.460 pretty that's brutal dude i'm sorry you had to go through that yeah it's all how was he i didn't 0.87

00:45:22.200 damn so okay wait so this is like a huge thing there obviously yeah for people who don't know

00:45:32.520 there's like it's like a majority situation your story isn't uncommon no and that's the thing i 0.98

00:45:37.940 was like i'll never get fucking fooled by that like you know we think we can tell right but bro 0.54

00:45:42.400 i'm telling you the men and women out there you you you wouldn't be able to tell i genuinely 0.70

00:45:47.640 wouldn't be able to i have a close story myself yeah from los angeles oh you may know this early

00:45:53.840 on because you can't tell you can't fucking tell some some of these people are are incredible in 0.93

00:46:01.020 witchcraft i was at a club called warwick and i saw this you know large tittied woman and at one 0.94

00:46:09.700 point in my life that was my thing dude i was really into like that really fake look yeah at

00:46:14.260 one point at one point so so anyway so i see this you know like wildebeest style human just it was

00:46:24.460 a larger human but you know girls come in all sizes so you know the big lips and everything and

00:46:29.660 we start like dancing and i'm having a good time and it's you know it's warwick wednesday and

00:46:34.540 everybody's popping off whatever and i was like what's your plan after this she was like you

00:46:39.680 want to come back to my place and i was like what did you say and she was like you want to come back

00:46:44.160 to my place right down the street so i was like all right and we started walking down the street

00:46:47.500 and i started picking up some context clues arms were pretty vascular hands were pretty like

00:46:55.100 just tom aspinall's hands and what did you do you went through with it no and then i started

00:47:02.960 looking at the neck and i started noticing different sounds and things and and just

00:47:07.340 different demeanors and when we got to enter there was another girl with us and when we got 0.87

00:47:14.780 to the apartment to go inside i ran and i can't run but i fucking ran like the wind i took off 0.60

00:47:20.080 run away yes the running as far as i know seems to be like the solution for all of it like every 0.98

00:47:25.520 story i've heard from from the homies because again this is a common trap yeah it's like a 1.00

00:47:29.640 bear trap out in the wild you never know what you're running and step in it just use your speed 0.98

00:47:33.200 that's what i did i ran and i heard get back here and i was like yo what the fuck i'll catch you 0.99

00:47:40.300 she did she fucking she fucking ran me down and threw a spear into my back you know the amount 0.99

00:47:48.460 of geezers that have told me like oh yeah if i was in that situation probably just want to would 1.00

00:47:51.980 have gone ahead with it yeah i'm already in that position fuck it i might as well just fuck fuck 1.00

00:47:56.000 them in the arms i'm like sorry what no no i've i've i've heard this as well blokes have come up 1.00

00:48:00.700 to me and said yeah i probably just would have gone with it like fuck it dude well that's why 0.88

00:48:03.880 in this in this song i just played to you i don't know if you heard the lyrics he said he said if i 0.98

00:48:08.540 bang a lady boy am i still straight it's it's a he's asking an honest question and i don't know

00:48:14.680 if there's an answer to it but like you know if you don't if you find out that they're not 0.60

00:48:20.540 what you thought they were and you don't go through with it are you transphobic

00:48:26.820 are you a transphobic no mate you have your preferences right but what i do actually want

00:48:31.540 to ask is like if you are under the impression that they are a girl and that's what you're

00:48:36.040 getting off on and they're actually a guy is it just our perspective and our own minds that we're

00:48:40.960 getting off on ever like is it just the idea of what we have having sex with that we're getting

00:48:45.260 off on because if we if we well i think that i think well the question lies in like what you

00:48:51.120 said what you're attracted to like bro if you're if i'm attracted to women like you know i i hope

00:48:56.280 i'm hooking up with a woman and like not the impression that is a female then that's just

00:49:00.940 your mind yeah but yeah but 500 episodes is maybe the deepest conversation we've ever had on this

00:49:05.940 show but eventually you're gonna you're gonna hit a callus and then and then it's and it's that 0.97

00:49:10.040 flip that switched in you it's like what the fuck have i done hold on and it's not like dude if it's 0.99

00:49:14.320 not for you it's you can't force it and by the way by the way i think it's a little fucked up 0.98

00:49:20.580 feels like some information that needs to be disclosed i'm sorry well it's probably illegal 0.57

00:49:24.940 in some somewhere feels a little hold on let's step back for a second what is what is

00:49:30.360 what creates attraction what creates uh sexual orientation is it like what things

00:49:38.360 like where does that start where does i'm just being genuinely curious right now like where does

00:49:43.640 that start like does it start at the knowledge that the other person is it is it their softer

00:49:49.260 demeanor is it like so many new pheromones like what is so we have a show in england called

00:49:54.520 naked attraction right and they spit facts on like what we're actually attracted to about like 0.94

00:49:58.320 the opposite sex and like a big bum to your like monkey brain is saying she's really good uh fertile 0.99

00:50:03.900 so that's why you like a big bum big boobs like good for like being a mother a lot of it is based 0.99

00:50:09.400 on being a good mother to your seed right that's what you're attracted to in like the shapes of a 0.96

00:50:14.080 woman but apparently as well like we give off sense so like you're like the energy that you're

00:50:18.960 picking up and whatever it's actually like like when you're turned on apparently you give off

00:50:22.820 certain things that the other person of the opposite sex can like sense that actually turns 0.61

00:50:27.040 them on and like pheromones yeah yeah yeah like pheromones and your family like give off pheromones 0.88

00:50:31.580 that actually repulse you so you wouldn't do you know what i mean so that you apparently like

00:50:36.200 i've seen mr beast do like the strong men like world's strongest men uh tugging war tugging a

00:50:49.080 rope like tug of war with the rope with a bunch of kids and the kids won oh versus the strong

00:50:56.680 Yes, they won.

00:50:57.980 The kids.

00:50:59.040 It's a numbers game.

00:51:00.840 It's a numbers game. 0.98

00:51:01.680 Oh, Mike is being really silly right now.

00:51:03.480 I was giving you a layup. 0.76

00:51:04.580 Rope is a good time for me to make my classic Suicide Forest joke while I'm on Impulsive.

00:51:10.820 And he tried to lay me up.

00:51:12.520 He tried to lay me up.

00:51:13.520 That wasn't even me.

00:51:14.700 That was your friend right there. 1.00

00:51:16.500 You're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:51:17.840 This is why you're Miss Tana, not Mrs. Tana. 1.00

00:51:21.160 Because McCullough can't trust you.

00:51:22.880 Why can't McCullough trust me?

00:51:25.540 Dude, it was for the clip, bro.

00:51:27.440 That clip when she did it last time got a lot of views.

00:51:29.980 I will say I went in today and I was like, do I throw it in or is it just,

00:51:33.640 and no pun intended here, low-hanging fruit.

00:51:36.040 There you go.

00:51:38.480 Logan, I didn't even say it.

00:51:39.720 Don't walk.

00:51:40.420 I didn't do it.

00:51:42.040 I decided that today you don't seem like you're in the mood.

00:51:46.460 And if I make the joke, I'm going to end up in a forest.

00:51:54.940 i tried to grab his arm and he hit one of these he's hot he's hot he's mad

00:52:00.400 can i be honest with you yeah let's go we're being honest right now all right 0.99

00:52:08.440 regarding you being a d1 glazer yeah you feel bad it gets worse it gets worse yeah holy shit guys 0.97

00:52:16.360 oh no both of you i was gonna bring merch too not just us dude oh no the whole crew the whole 1.00

00:52:24.440 crew everyone what fuck you guys pat too yeah oh my god pat too yo these are these are available 0.99

00:52:34.760 right now on on fanatic in collaboration with uh wwe whose network we're in now in get these over 0.99

00:52:42.440 on fanatics guys it's the ariel hawani d1 glazer shirt with fanatics and wwe the printing is a

00:52:47.280 little sus well they've got a better version it's a prototype it's actually not bad i wanted to make

00:52:51.900 one i got one for my daughter as well okay i thought you were gonna say you got one for me

00:52:55.280 wow no we have one for you oh you do yeah i can't quite fit into that one holy shit i'm actually

00:53:02.000 kind of honored you might he might be one of the first you're wearing hawaii merch 0.93

00:53:05.680 impulsive merch yes this is a big deal oh that's for your kids wow you know what

00:53:11.100 this is a big deal hey actually kind of feels like an olive branch if i'm being honest

00:53:17.420 is there a wwe logo on this yeah part of the family yeah wow thanks guys who made the trips

00:53:23.820 was it geo that our editor okay okay printing i have to say is like a two out of ten i mean dude

00:53:31.320 it's actually not a fanatics oh no it's not yeah their stuff is way nice we are we are in the you

00:53:37.160 guys look great though thanks man look i look i don't look i really do like you a lot and i've

00:53:42.560 been meaning to have you on this podcast the issue is i'm a little bit of a joke thief and when

00:53:48.360 someone in my crew says something funny i'll basically hijack it okay and i turn around and

00:53:54.520 kevin said him right there this guy that jabroni he goes he goes he goes that dude's a d1 glazer i

00:54:01.240 was like that's a that's a nice did you know of the term before i know what a glazer is i've never

00:54:06.060 heard of d1 d1 is like obviously the highest level of glaze is well i would imagine yeah d3 glazer

00:54:10.980 yeah that's like a little bit lighter yeah yeah uh i never heard that um if i'm being honest i

00:54:17.780 didn't really mind because i feel like look you know like any sort of any sort of animosity is

00:54:23.400 good is good for business as they like to say um but i did sort of feel like if you really were

00:54:28.880 bothered by it you could have went out there and edited it yeah that's true i i didn't even think

00:54:34.260 about that i totally could have no it's all good listen i made it onto the vlog it's a big deal

00:54:38.540 Listen, guys, generally under the impression, like, if something's online, it's there.

00:54:42.800 And so I was like, you know what?

00:54:43.700 I'm just going to sleep in this bed that I made.

00:54:45.660 No, it's all good.

00:54:50.280 Sorry, my dad's calling.

00:54:51.540 Should we answer?

00:54:52.060 Yes, he's in a sly.

00:54:54.700 So, dad, you're on impulsive right now.

00:54:57.480 If you want to say hello.

00:54:59.200 You're on impulsive.

00:55:00.700 Sly, what's up, dude?

00:55:01.700 It's Logan.

00:55:02.640 What's up, bro?

00:55:03.260 Logan and Mike.

00:55:04.040 How are you?

00:55:05.080 All right.

00:55:06.000 Turn it off, buddy.

00:55:07.280 There we go.

00:55:07.820 he's in australia watching austin powers that's what i have to do between things

00:55:11.920 hey amazing it's not it's such such a pleasure to meet you dude your daughters are incredible

00:55:16.960 you've done an amazing job at raising them thanks taking real waves there how do you

00:55:22.260 trying bro how are you doing how do you not have a bad back than i do after all the stuff you do

00:55:28.320 no because i'm incredible i'm incredible sly i'm the greatest there ever was in the wwe

00:55:32.660 it's amazing you know i was fascinated with wrestling i did a movie about it called paradise

00:55:38.280 alley and people really don't understand how athletic you guys are and what you have to put

00:55:44.060 up with they go oh it's fake i go really gravity is fake i appreciate that no i think i think people

00:55:51.440 are being uh more and more turned on to the reality that is professional wrestling it's

00:55:56.220 it's really hard it's a really tough discipline it's the hardest man i have great respect trust

00:56:03.200 me thank you man hey sly you should be very proud of your daughters they're absolutely

00:56:06.760 incredible people we're talking about you know your your routines and your regimens and how

00:56:11.820 they learn shot put as kids and you've got incredible incredible kids sly they are well

00:56:17.260 the mother is responsible hi how are you oh and there's a dog too

00:56:22.640 hey i can't wait to watch the next uh the next few seasons of tulsa king man keep up the good

00:56:31.440 work we just wanted to say hey we're on it we're on it right now and um it's i think it's gonna be

00:56:36.660 actually i think it's much better because in the first two seasons i had to be almost in every

00:56:41.860 scene now we have other raptors so it's you know as they say the tapestry is getting broader oh i

00:56:48.700 I love it. I'm a fan of the show, man.

00:56:50.300 It was such a pleasure to meet you.

00:56:52.960 Likewise.

00:56:53.720 All right, take it easy, boss.

00:56:54.600 See you soon, Sly.

00:56:55.120 We'll hang up soon.

00:56:56.920 Amazing.

00:56:57.420 Bye, dad. Love you.

00:56:58.760 Sylvester.

00:56:59.280 Mwah.

00:57:03.740 If you squash a beef with someone, there is a chance you could then come together as partners and start a hydration company.

00:57:12.080 Oh, was that you guys?

00:57:13.140 Me and KSI started this spring.

00:57:14.740 Actually? Wait, you didn't like each other?

00:57:16.460 No, they hated each other.

00:57:17.300 What are you talking about?

00:57:17.800 It's way deeper.

00:57:18.480 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, you know, sorry, sorry, hey, so sorry, so sorry, I didn't, I, that was, it was wrong of me to assume that you, I asked her to come on as a guest, that was, that was a lie, it is, that was wrong of me to assume, you told me this wouldn't happen, I know, I'm really sorry, he just pulled the do you know who I am, no, I didn't, I didn't, no, no, no, we talked about this all day today, wow, no, no, no, no, no, I just, I just, and you know what, can I have a r***, sure, if you want that artificial diet, 26 grams of sugar, I'd rather drink that than support someone who just pulled a, do you know who I am,

00:57:48.240 No, I didn't do it.

00:57:49.180 It was a, do you know who my drink is?

00:57:51.840 No, I figured if you knew Prime, you don't know the backstory.

00:57:54.980 That's fine.

00:57:55.640 It was wrong to me.

00:57:56.700 I'm not trying to sound like.

00:57:58.420 No, it was wrong to me.

00:57:59.040 To sound like that.

00:57:59.900 Like I.

00:58:00.760 No, if you don't know, it's not your fault.

00:58:01.800 You don't have to explain yourself.

00:58:03.320 I know.

00:58:04.140 I know.

00:58:04.880 Okay, hold on.

00:58:05.660 I do.

00:58:06.120 This is what I know.

00:58:06.920 I know that you guys partnered with Mr. Beast and you guys did like a whole thing.

00:58:12.000 Fucking crushed it. 0.99

00:58:12.820 Awesome. 0.99

00:58:13.120 But I'm also a huge Mr. Beast fan.

00:58:14.400 Lunchly.

00:58:14.740 Yeah, you were in his video.

00:58:16.200 Yeah, two actually.

00:58:17.220 um no but no i apologize i i shouldn't have assumed you i thought maybe since you knew

00:58:22.560 prime i guess i assume everyone knows cut it out with the cordials guys tell her the backstory

00:58:26.520 please well you just said everyone knows prime but i guess it's interesting to me that this is

00:58:32.300 great i mean i guess that the brand has outgrown us but me in case i fought each other twice two

00:58:36.980 different boxing matches oh like physically yes yes who won he did say swear yeah by one point 0.98

00:58:43.900 say swear that's so embarrassing for you he's a no holy shit we're like sitting loser 0.98

00:58:51.980 no i'm kidding i know damn so you double back and he won again no no 1.00

00:58:58.620 wait a damn fucking minute there were two fights the first one was a tie 0.99

00:59:04.540 that's a loss buddy no it's not no it's not no it's not that's like your mom telling you hey 0.99

00:59:10.060 Did you have fun?

00:59:11.280 Ugh!

00:59:12.800 You got a participation trophy!

00:59:14.600 You got a participation trophy!

00:59:15.920 Bro!

00:59:16.520 Bro!

00:59:16.920 Who lost in the tie?

00:59:18.700 Who lost in the tie?

00:59:19.600 You know, the crowd went mild. 1.00

00:59:21.060 The crowd was like, bro, what the fuck? 1.00

00:59:22.920 No. 1.00

00:59:23.360 I went mild!

00:59:23.880 Two losses under the belt.

00:59:25.060 That's okay, but listen.

00:59:25.900 Wait, but wait!

00:59:27.000 What's up?

00:59:28.660 Wait, the first one was a tie!

00:59:30.500 That's a loss.

00:59:31.460 For who?

00:59:32.380 Both.

00:59:32.920 We both lost? 0.99

00:59:33.920 That's just like, who the fuck cares about a tie? 0.99

00:59:36.820 I'll tell you who! 0.99

00:59:37.840 No, let me tell you something.

00:59:39.740 No one that was watching that fight that night was like,

00:59:43.120 great fight, tie, tie.

00:59:47.500 No one, everyone was like, bro, what's your fault?

00:59:49.020 She's in clips mode, just let her go.

00:59:51.240 She's crushing it.

00:59:52.140 This is crazy.

00:59:52.760 She's on fire.

00:59:54.140 Can you continue?

00:59:57.360 Can you do a third one, please?

01:00:00.460 Well, we did.

01:00:01.760 There were three.

01:00:04.580 Wait, I thought there were only two.

01:00:06.440 The third one's prime.

01:00:07.360 It's a business, not a fight

01:00:09.720 So the first one was a tie

01:00:11.840 The first one was a tie

01:00:13.540 You did go off queen 1.00

01:00:14.720 That was fucking crazy 0.99

01:00:18.720 No, the first one was a tie 0.99

01:00:20.940 It was a great fight, by the way

01:00:22.340 And the audience was very pleased

01:00:23.340 I'll have to watch it

01:00:24.100 I'll do a review

01:00:25.400 You're definitely not going to do that

01:00:28.100 There's no way

01:00:30.500 And then everyone was hyped for the second fight

01:00:34.380 These guys didn't settle their beef

01:00:36.040 you want to know the logic and the statistics behind why they were excited because it was a 0.94

01:00:40.000 fucking tie and no one actually won so it's like oh you have to fight because who's the better one

01:00:46.240 and that stayed on yes thank you for explaining that to me so wait yes thank you so much 0.97

01:00:51.880 you know well then we fought again and then i lost by one point in a uh um controversial two

01:00:59.140 point deduction jack reese took away two points from me lost in the split decision by one point

01:01:04.440 But then we had a podcast with KSI, just like we're having now.

01:01:10.040 And we realized we kind of liked each other.

01:01:12.800 We got along.

01:01:13.720 You can't have hate without love.

01:01:15.420 So it turns out they're like next door neighbors, right?

01:01:17.900 Like the opposite of hate is not love.

01:01:19.420 It's indifference.

01:01:20.440 And so we thought we hated each other.

01:01:22.600 And then it turns out we were madly in love with each other.

01:01:24.740 I love this spot.

01:01:25.460 This is the best thing I've ever heard.

01:01:27.100 Yeah.

01:01:27.520 This is awesome.

01:01:28.160 And then so we came together to start a hydration drink company to rival that of Gatorade and

01:01:32.700 the archaic corporate giants that have been running this industry for decades on end and now

01:01:37.500 we've disrupted and infiltrated the market in a meaningful way and here we are during prime

01:01:41.380 wow clap go ahead and clap thanks guys thank you thank you so all i got from that was you did lose

01:01:48.460 no i'm kidding the relationship with trump and now this uh this this ufc card that's going to

01:01:59.280 take place on the white house lawn fight fan for life ufc fan for life and since i was a little boy

01:02:05.760 it's got to be one of the coolest things i've i've seen like the history of this country and

01:02:10.100 like sports meets um entertainment meets politics like this is weird like trifecta uh how how is it

01:02:18.040 was it because uh trump thought this would be um a cool thing for america because you asked it how

01:02:23.660 did this come about so no i didn't ask he he he brought it up to me you know he when you walk

01:02:29.580 around the white house with him like when he walked bill maher and i've seen him walk many

01:02:33.260 people through the white house he's so proud of the white house and he loves it so much and and

01:02:38.200 uh you know he loves america so he believes that the white house belongs to the people of america

01:02:45.320 and he wants to do more things like uh kids coming in easter doing easter egg hunts oh awesome

01:02:51.880 things around christmas and and and special events uh i guess obama one time had elton john play on

01:02:59.200 the south lawn you know they've done some stuff like that but um and i don't know if anybody was

01:03:04.280 invited um but the uh that's his thing he wants to bring more americans to the white house to

01:03:14.880 experience the white house and so cool his thing is this is your house so um yeah i was lucky

01:03:21.700 so he he said we should do a fight so it's happening it's like actually 100 absolutely

01:03:27.140 how do you decide the head ladder uh you know what what i want to do is build

01:03:34.020 you know the best card that we've ever built that just make people go crazy it'll be

01:03:39.860 live and free on cbs free white house yeah for the people yeah oh oh this this this might be

01:03:48.340 be like one of the most viewed fights of all time then in that case i mean even people in other

01:03:53.620 countries would want to say and the way that we're we're doing this thing like let's say

01:03:58.200 this is this is goofy but this is the octagon right we're building this arch almost like the

01:04:05.140 st louis arch like this and the lighting grid will go above the octagon so when we shoot this fight

01:04:12.580 right this whole backdrop will be the white house and then when the cameras move over and

01:04:19.060 fight this way it's all the washington monument the monument on this side then there's a park

01:04:24.860 that's sort of connected to the white house and we'll have 85 000 people yeah there with big

01:04:32.160 screens and we're going to do concerts we're going to do ufcx there um we're going to take over dc

01:04:38.500 the whole week wow so have you ever shot a firearm what's that a gun yeah back in the days what days

01:04:50.620 bro you're 19 years old you were seven back in the day when the military me and my boys 0.61

01:04:56.140 that's my roommate this is crazy dude dude what are you talking about you you're shooting with

01:05:08.120 Who? 0.87

01:05:09.360 He's my roommate.

01:05:10.720 What's his name?

01:05:12.120 Hing Yang Hu.

01:05:13.900 Dude, you're not saying anything.

01:05:16.380 No, I am.

01:05:17.160 No, I know.

01:05:17.680 That's his name.

01:05:18.900 What is his name?

01:05:19.520 My name is Chen Ray.

01:05:20.900 My real name is Xu Chen Ray.

01:05:23.440 My name is Xu Chen Ray.

01:05:25.040 Okay.

01:05:25.560 Try to say it. 0.50

01:05:26.740 Xu Chen Ray.

01:05:27.480 Yeah, Xu Chen Ray.

01:05:28.460 Xu Chen Ray.

01:05:29.060 Try to say it, Mike.

01:05:29.680 Xu Chen Ray. 0.98

01:05:30.520 Yep, yep, yep.

01:05:31.080 That's my real name.

01:05:31.960 Feel me all.

01:05:32.580 And what is your roommate's name?

01:05:34.160 Hing Chang Hu.

01:05:35.460 Hing Chang Hu?

01:05:36.280 Yeah, Hing Chang Hu. 0.98

01:05:38.120 HING CHANG HUN 0.65

01:05:40.120 It sounds like Kim Jong Un

01:05:42.120 Whoa, no, no, no

01:05:44.120 That's racist, I'm just saying

01:05:46.120 Is that racist?

01:05:50.120 Phonetically they sound similar

01:05:52.120 They sound similar 0.98

01:05:54.120 How do you spell HING CHANG HUN 0.91

01:05:56.120 How do you spell it? 1.00

01:05:58.120 Nah, it's not English, it's Chinese 0.99

01:06:00.120 Spell it, spell it in English 1.00

01:06:02.120 HING CHANG HUN 1.00

01:06:04.120 In English it's HING CHANG HUN 0.68

01:06:06.120 yin cheng wu how would you spell it if you had to spell it i n c h e n i see who okay okay okay

01:06:17.640 okay i'm learning those last letters were crazy i'm learning i'm learning okay okay so you used 0.81

01:06:23.560 to shoot guns with your boys we've been shooting guys filming like taiwan china filming the field

01:06:28.120 when the field back in the day we've been hiding like touching bullets and real

01:06:31.800 real life call of duty wait you've been at war you went to war

01:06:35.080 yeah yeah yeah you've been in the military yeah mandatory military military yeah what's that like

01:06:40.280 like they just your country is just like you have to serve in the military i never been in military

01:06:45.000 what i never been in military but but it says on my pdf that you did mandatory yeah they think

01:06:51.000 i'm going to mean to it because um you know mafia done right like last year

01:06:56.520 what's it called november november um you did it kyle was streaming like 30 days straight like

01:07:07.520 the shit i remember yeah yeah and after that i just been gone internet for like four or five 0.51

01:07:14.240 months never know where i'm at doing what playing 2k 0.97

01:07:19.360 i'm not sure you played 2k for four months yeah i gave it a little bit for me they all saw i'm 0.60

01:07:29.140 going to um maintain some shit that they worry about me whole time i'm playing 2k 0.62

01:07:33.660 you so you were supposed to be doing mandatory military military no no i'm not supposed to do 0.97

01:07:39.040 it but it's but but they they everybody think i'm going to mentor but i wasn't in the military

01:07:45.360 i was playing 2k oh yeah are you this is is this like a crime against the state like can you say

01:07:52.480 can you admit this yeah no no that's taiwan not like military is yeah but are you yeah but are

01:07:58.800 you ever gonna maybe go back nah can they come get you can they come pick i don't know i'm good

01:08:06.640 like what if they come here and they're like yo come with us you gotta go they'll never do that 0.98

01:08:09.600 they might need you for china bro they're down a bunch i'm skinny bro i can't do shit bro 0.97

01:08:16.620 besides shoot guns yeah you could shoot well what if you're a marksman what if you're a good 1.00

01:08:19.640 you know operator operator what type of gun do you shoot ak voice even oh my goodness damn you're 0.99

01:08:26.200 you're a trained assassin yeah all right is it are you talking about call duty yeah wait 0.99

01:08:31.860 talking about real life when i go to parties you're like the kind of one of the cool dudes

01:08:40.500 at the party like everybody wants to be with you you're funny you're super positive you're

01:08:44.640 light-hearted you know everybody wants to be around you and and by the way you're also really

01:08:49.520 funny like actually really funny i say this to people all the time i think you actually have a

01:08:53.080 real comedic like timing bone and so it's interesting to sit here and and better understand

01:08:59.480 like the things that make you a bit anxious and and and and i wonder what would change if you were

01:09:06.200 to get those really get those under control um probably a lot of stuff i don't i don't i don't

01:09:15.560 mind i don't really mind crying on camera but like like like not in a podcast way i don't know i feel

01:09:25.360 like i just had anxiety all day and now i feel better but like sometimes i have to catch my breath

01:09:30.760 take a deep breath first of all um like can i can i tell you something really quick yeah just

01:09:36.860 sorry to talk because i want no i want to keep all this in because i'd rather like people know

01:09:40.760 like i'm i'm with you bro i i am heavily heavily with you yeah like you i i don't know if you know

01:09:47.780 that or not i i suffer like truthfully truthfully and it's probably why we get along so well yeah

01:09:53.420 Logan will tell you 10 stories about me having breakdowns and having to run off the show.

01:09:59.580 I've done it multiple times.

01:10:00.980 Yeah.

01:10:01.300 And I show up, and I kept showing up, kept showing up until it kind of went away.

01:10:05.320 Yeah.

01:10:05.640 But I still deal with a lot of the same.

01:10:07.100 That's how I get to.

01:10:08.300 Thank you.

01:10:10.600 So, so, like, so.

01:10:15.580 This is, this is, by the way, this is awesome.

01:10:17.960 I'm really happy that you're talking about this right now.

01:10:20.740 Yeah.

01:10:21.020 I mean, like.

01:10:21.660 we had a little bit of a turn.

01:10:24.440 Well, because, like, it was, like,

01:10:26.900 like, when you talk about the character stuff,

01:10:28.960 like, it was, like,

01:10:30.480 all the stuff I had online before, like,

01:10:33.540 and everything blowing up, I'm, like, going, 0.71

01:10:34.740 holy shit, like, 0.98

01:10:36.940 like, I mean, it's a numbers game at some point. 0.99

01:10:40.160 Like, I mean, like, I don't know.

01:10:43.460 Like, that was just, like,

01:10:45.240 like, I almost called it, like, impending doom.

01:10:47.340 Like, I always felt like I was going to die.

01:10:49.200 Like, I don't know.

01:10:51.660 Because I never could see past, like, so I'd never plan that long.

01:10:58.280 We're talking a little bit about some heavy stuff now, right?

01:11:01.420 I mean, I'm chilling.

01:11:02.440 I know, I know.

01:11:03.220 How much of how you feel today is representative of how you feel every day?

01:11:10.020 Do you think that the travel, the jet?

01:11:11.560 Oh, no, I mean, like, I do that, I do that.

01:11:12.780 Like, I'm pretty anxious.

01:11:15.640 That's why I smoke a lot and drink a lot, probably.

01:11:17.480 Okay, so, yeah, I'm going to tell you something right now.

01:11:19.940 it's going to be a bit of a shock to your system it's not the way to handle it yeah and definitely

01:11:24.700 we we certainly like yeah definitely i'd like to talk to you more about this after the show

01:11:31.180 like it's not like i don't drink like it's more that it's more just smoking like the smoking is

01:11:36.000 like the hardest part because like i can i don't drink like i don't need i don't feel the need that

01:11:41.340 i don't feel the need to drink all the time or anything like that it's more of like it's mostly

01:11:46.040 to smoking that's like the part but like i know a ton of people we mentioned some of them earlier

01:11:53.400 that use it as a tool yeah and if and if in in that way it's working for you don't like beat

01:12:00.260 yourself up about it like don't don't bother like this isn't a podcast to like tell you how

01:12:03.900 or anyone to yeah to live their life certainly like we're like i'm just here to like celebrate

01:12:08.240 you because i think you're great but like um yeah man you you have a you have a really interesting

01:12:15.000 journey and uh your particular path like there's no real like blueprint yeah there's no model for 0.66

01:12:21.880 like what you're doing and what's happened in your life and so it's pretty fucking crazy it's crazy 0.77

01:12:26.580 bro it's crazy and it might it's it's crazy dude and it might feel like only or different or

01:12:31.720 whatever bro but like it's you you're the guy yeah and that's why so many people love you as well 0.95

01:12:36.260 like bro everyone loves you sketch do you have do you have haters besides like yeah like dickheads

01:12:42.200 right like yeah i mean like there's definitely a lot of haters but like yeah it's like with anything

01:12:46.280 yeah yeah like i don't i don't i don't ever i try not to pay them any any attention or well they

01:12:53.800 exist no matter what like yeah like they're out there and nobody's perfect like i say this to

01:12:59.100 everyone um when we get into this conversation i i i truly believe this is a shrek reference but

01:13:06.940 um humans are like onions and we all have layers yeah um some of us more than others some people

01:13:15.220 are like pretty complex you seem like a pretty complex individual and so when you sign up online

01:13:21.340 to be a content creator you're you're automatically putting yourself out there yeah with that you're 0.51

01:13:26.260 subject to criticism from fucking strangers by the way which isn't normal like like random people 0.95

01:13:32.160 can just comment on your life and and you I you you can either let that affect you or be like bro 0.99

01:13:37.400 I don't fucking know you you don't you don't know me you don't know my morals you know nothing about 0.81

01:13:42.040 me why would that I let that affect me but when you do sign up to be a content creator and you 0.99

01:13:49.440 start getting one two three years into this game for you me I'm 10 years in your layers are going

01:13:55.920 to be peeled back yeah eventually and for most people for most individuals there will be a point

01:14:02.220 where there's a layer that's peeled back that the audience doesn't like yeah whether it's like

01:14:08.300 a political viewpoint whether it's a a stance on on a war going on whether it's a sexual

01:14:15.440 orientation like it just what like whatever it is like at some point there's going to be

01:14:20.860 some turn off like few people are universally liked 100 the closest person i can think maybe

01:14:26.760 is like dwayne johnson but like i i don't know we don't know like truly like how authentic he's

01:14:33.000 being online and you're someone who streams dude so it's like that's as real as it gets

01:14:36.620 in real time like you mentioned it you're a little afraid to like even slip up or whatever and i

01:14:42.400 i get it but the moment anyone tries to stop pleasing everyone i think their life gets much

01:14:49.540 more yeah that's what i feel like i've been trying to do like probably please people too much

01:14:53.320 and like i've never would like respond to like anyone that would come at me because if i couldn't

01:14:58.940 explain it like it would make sense like i don't know like i feel better like but like my voice

01:15:06.800 keeps cracking but i don't know right now today yeah no i feel good like after we just talked can

01:15:11.520 i i don't know why it's like because it because you were feeling something and you let it out

01:15:15.360 and you feel better now and people relate to it.

01:15:18.860 And by the way, I relate to it a lot.

01:15:25.200 When are you switching back?

01:15:30.060 What?

01:15:32.460 Are you?

01:15:33.040 What?

01:15:34.520 Yeah, what are you doing?

01:15:36.760 Who's?

01:15:38.240 I don't know.

01:15:38.920 I usually sit next to.

01:15:41.040 What?

01:15:42.440 Dude, you're making our guests feel uncomfortable.

01:15:44.420 we're an axe you're being mad weird you didn't even intro the guest or the show are we live

01:15:50.980 yeah you can go ahead intro the show logan all right um guys welcome back i'm here for another

01:15:57.100 episode of the impulsive podcast the number one podcast in the world and we have a special guest

01:16:01.800 here today fortnite guy tfue welcome to the show man this is crazy this is crazy 0.96

01:16:11.700 Jake, how are you able to sit down when your nuts are the size of basketballs? 1.00

01:16:23.740 Like, how are you actually able to sit there with testicles that fucking large, bro? 1.00

01:16:30.600 I was standing in this arena last night watching you, 1.00

01:16:33.220 and I'm still, after all the fights you've had,

01:16:36.980 in awe of the fact that you do what you do.

01:16:39.120 It's mind-blowing to me. 0.99

01:16:40.580 thank you man yeah i mean it's not that hard to get your ass beat 0.96

01:16:45.080 i don't think you i don't think i don't think it was that bad no well actually i won two rounds 0.96

01:16:53.800 for sure and then he won two and then i got dropped but yeah i was doing good i just think i

01:17:00.640 my cardio just the mental pressure of the big guy and sparring the big people

01:17:08.600 is different than the 10 ounce gloves

01:17:11.380 so I was feeling his power a lot more

01:17:13.640 but it was

01:17:15.560 great experience like I learned a lot

01:17:17.400 in there 0.97

01:17:17.700 I can't really fucking talk 0.99

01:17:20.580 are you in pain 0.98

01:17:21.220 yeah but

01:17:23.700 it's not from like talking

01:17:26.580 talk to me about what your jaw feels like

01:17:29.280 cause you got two baseball in there

01:17:31.380 two plates

01:17:32.740 it just feels like

01:17:35.480 four titanium plates

01:17:37.220 Four titanium plates.

01:17:38.060 How many do you have?

01:17:38.780 Just one.

01:17:39.820 Eight screws.

01:17:40.820 Eight screws.

01:17:41.980 Wait, but wait.

01:17:42.540 All right, wait.

01:17:42.900 I got...

01:17:43.720 Wait, I got...

01:17:44.320 I got...

01:17:44.780 Plate in my head.

01:17:46.220 Titanium rod in my hand.

01:17:48.160 I think that's it.

01:17:48.860 You got me beat.

01:17:49.380 I hope to God we're not starting an injury contest because, you know, the only thing I'll

01:17:52.740 ever win will be metal and body.

01:17:54.880 I have plates and screws throughout my hands.

01:17:56.380 I have a rod the size of his leg in my finger.

01:17:58.740 From the car crash?

01:17:59.980 From crashes, ski accidents.

01:18:02.060 He snapped his ankle.

01:18:03.040 Everything.

01:18:03.300 That's true.

01:18:03.660 Mike wins.

01:18:04.460 Can I ask you...

01:18:05.100 Finally something.

01:18:05.560 If we're going to maybe try to do this,

01:18:07.960 I do want to know one thing

01:18:09.100 because I think one thing that is undeniable

01:18:12.100 is your chin.

01:18:15.160 I mean, anyone who questioned whether or not you had a chin,

01:18:17.640 I think the answer to that question was proven last night.

01:18:20.540 Bro, you can take a shot.

01:18:22.620 Anthony Joshua hits you with probably his hardest shot

01:18:25.420 that we've seen drop every other single fighter

01:18:28.340 that he's fought.

01:18:29.420 And he hit you in the face,

01:18:31.140 and not only did you not get knocked out,

01:18:33.120 you dropped and said, wow.

01:18:34.740 I was like, wow, that was nice.

01:18:37.620 I was on the ground.

01:18:38.720 I was like, that was a good shot.

01:18:40.640 Dude.

01:18:41.180 Did he surprise you with his power?

01:18:43.960 No, to be honest, no.

01:18:45.560 But, I mean, he surprised my jaw.

01:18:49.740 There's that one photo.

01:18:50.840 Your jaw looks like kind of off your face.

01:18:52.960 It's literally snapped, bro.

01:18:53.380 It's literally snapped.

01:18:54.720 Dude, when.

01:18:55.300 Completely snapped.

01:18:56.280 After the fight, you were like, I think, like, one of my teeth is.

01:18:58.980 And you opened your mouth.

01:18:59.980 I was the first to see it.

01:19:01.260 I went, oh.

01:19:02.720 Oh, you broke.

01:19:04.200 You broke your jaw, dude.

01:19:09.900 This seems like the greatest experiment.

01:19:12.980 Oh, my God.

01:19:14.600 Oh, that's so sweet.

01:19:17.940 My daughter.

01:19:19.820 That's beautiful.

01:19:21.920 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:23.360 Wait, would this be her first impulsive appearance?

01:19:25.180 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

01:19:26.200 Wow.

01:19:27.680 All right, I think she's ready.

01:19:29.040 You want to take the bib off?

01:19:30.920 Can we do a drum roll effect?

01:19:32.300 yeah but yeah but yeah but not too not too loud she's a sensitive no no no not us in post

01:19:37.340 hello guys hey this is so sweet this is esme

01:19:44.620 hey esme hi cutie wow give her the mic wow she drooling

01:19:56.680 yeah maybe

01:19:59.520 it's okay

01:20:01.460 give her the mic

01:20:02.140 that's okay

01:20:05.740 she's just excited

01:20:07.380 that's so sweet

01:20:08.560 hi it's your first podcast

01:20:10.640 what do you want to talk about

01:20:13.180 trade tariffs

01:20:14.640 hi baby girl

01:20:17.740 why

01:20:20.020 what are you thinking 1.00

01:20:23.660 wow that was amazing good job good job ass that was so good 0.98

01:20:34.240 that was so good oh she's a star she is she's a star she's this is a this is a very cute outfit

01:20:46.280 i will say it's one it's one of the best parts for having a daughter

01:20:49.480 you can just dress her

01:20:51.260 it's the coolest cutest thing ever

01:20:54.240 ask her another question

01:20:55.140 Esme what did you do today

01:20:58.500 yeah okay

01:21:04.540 was that before or after breakfast

01:21:06.600 was that before or after breakfast

01:21:10.460 is it clean

01:21:18.320 I hope it's not the same Mike from the Riley Reader episode.

01:21:29.600 But apparently there was an uncrowned champion. 0.99

01:21:32.740 Oh shit. 1.00

01:21:34.600 Uncrowned. 1.00

01:21:36.160 Apparently it was an uncrowned champion.

01:21:37.760 Oh no.

01:21:38.640 GP!

01:21:39.260 That is even more of a champion than Eugène.

01:21:42.200 Oh no.

01:21:42.420 We gave it to Eugène.

01:21:43.640 Oh who?

01:21:44.420 Who?

01:21:44.760 It's a mystery.

01:21:46.140 Oh is it you?

01:21:47.000 Hey George.

01:21:47.620 I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.

01:21:48.940 Are you saying it's you?

01:21:49.720 Who is it?

01:21:50.520 You have to say it.

01:21:51.560 My daughter?

01:21:52.160 I tapped out around 5 a.m. in the morning.

01:21:55.060 Who is it, George?

01:21:55.780 I was like, I'm too old for this.

01:21:57.300 George.

01:21:58.760 George never first off.

01:22:01.580 Buddy ain't used to tapping out.

01:22:03.680 Buddy don't tap out.

01:22:04.600 You know, it's baffling. 1.00

01:22:05.580 All you guys are arguing over this stupid participation trophy. 1.00

01:22:08.760 All the success you have, and you're arguing over who's staying up later. 1.00

01:22:11.660 Who gives a single fine fuck? 0.99

01:22:13.380 Hey, can I have my trophy back, Greg? 1.00

01:22:14.440 Can I have my trophy back, Greg? 0.99

01:22:16.580 Give me a trophy, give me my fucking trophy back, please. 0.99

01:22:19.900 Let me just wrap it up with one thing. 0.99

01:22:20.820 I'll just wrap it up with one thing, really quickly.

01:22:22.700 Everyone's dying to know.

01:22:23.980 So, we're in the lobby, right?

01:22:26.500 The last one's like three of us left. 1.00

01:22:28.020 I'm fucking winning this shit, bro. 1.00

01:22:29.820 So easy, friend. 1.00

01:22:30.940 Bro, I've never slept in my whole life.

01:22:34.700 Bro, you never slept anywhere, bro.

01:22:37.860 Are you ever slept in the floor?

01:22:39.820 Your mate who broke his hand, then he goes to sleep, right?

01:22:44.380 Then it's me and him. 0.99

01:22:45.620 Oh shit, oh, so it's word versus word. 1.00

01:22:48.860 Your cousin was there. 1.00

01:22:50.020 Which one?

01:22:50.860 Alex.

01:22:51.700 Alex was there?

01:22:52.700 Alex was there. 0.99

01:22:53.700 What the fuck was he doing there? 0.99

01:22:56.700 Alex? 0.99

01:22:57.540 He's on the boat?

01:22:58.540 He's on the boat. 0.99

01:22:59.860 Make sure the car's parked right and fucking track the car. 0.99

01:23:03.180 Mama? 0.99

01:23:04.000 So this is what happened.

01:23:05.240 This is what happened.

01:23:05.780 So then, wait, it's me and him.

01:23:07.880 I know, it's disgusting what he's been doing.

01:23:09.740 But I wouldn't want to be here.

01:23:11.820 Every time you speak, it really irritates everybody here.

01:23:15.020 It's not good.

01:23:16.120 Arm wrestle for it.

01:23:17.240 So, so, so, then there's two of us left, right?

01:23:21.800 Then he goes, all right, man, I'm tapping out, I'm out.

01:23:25.100 He said that, he used those words.

01:23:27.320 That's admissible evidence.

01:23:29.120 Him paddling out, him rolling out the door, 1.00

01:23:31.480 sweaty, disgusting, smelly, piece of shit, 1.00

01:23:35.000 rolls out the fucking door, fucking, you know, dirty fuck. 1.00

01:23:39.140 He rolls out the door. 1.00

01:23:40.140 Nark, nark.

01:23:40.980 Right?

01:23:41.820 And then I do a video, like, I'm the champion,

01:23:43.420 I'm the champion, roll the clip.

01:23:45.040 And then, and then that's it, boom, I agree. 1.00

01:23:47.100 And then he, the weasel he is, fucking rat, 1.00

01:23:50.540 comes back in 10 minutes later. 1.00

01:23:51.960 Oh, he tricked you?

01:23:53.300 Oh, he tricked you.

01:23:55.320 No, I ain't, I think it's fair.

01:23:58.360 I think that's fair.

01:23:59.980 That's the game, that's the game.

01:24:02.040 No, no, no, no, no, no, sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:24:05.980 That's the game, brother. 0.95

01:24:07.480 7.50 a.m let it be known let it fucking be known let it fucking be known last man standing 0.98

01:24:17.300 me me bro where did he go no stop this how long was he gone about 10 minutes that mike mike no no 0.99

01:24:27.060 it's not that gsp no no exactly exactly that's the game i don't no shit are you all right oh 0.99

01:24:36.240 Get him, get him, get him, get him, oh Jesus Christ, Jesus fucking Christ, oh my god, they're 1.00

01:24:47.240 fucking, I think they're fucking, oh god, fucking roll, oh my god, the rocks, oh god, oh 1.00

01:25:04.240 Whoa! Bro, buddy, buddy! 1.00

01:25:06.480 Oh my god! 1.00

01:25:07.140 Hold on, I got a fucking... 1.00

01:25:08.140 He's still holding his drink! 1.00

01:25:09.380 I got grapefruit on my leg!

01:25:11.080 I'm sorry about my...

01:25:11.880 Yeah.

01:25:12.380 Yeah, you better be sorry.

01:25:13.880 What happened?

01:25:14.580 You broke your leg? 1.00

01:25:15.680 God damn it, dude. 1.00

01:25:17.080 He didn't... 0.99

01:25:17.780 Bro, GSP is my coach. 1.00

01:25:19.080 Do you think you had a chance in this shit? 1.00

01:25:20.900 Bro, you broke your leg? 1.00

01:25:21.900 Yeah. Thank you, Greg.

01:25:23.000 Bro, Eugene was a grec... 0.97

01:25:24.100 He was a grec... 1.00

01:25:25.500 Arrest him! 1.00

01:25:26.100 Arrest him!

01:25:26.600 Arrest him!

01:25:30.940 He didn't spill a drop. 1.00

01:25:32.740 Fuckin' narc. 1.00

01:25:34.240 oh my god you're under arrest read him his miranda rights hey he has no rights 1.00

01:25:40.320 this is crazy

01:25:44.100 i know his green shirt guy behind those signs and i know his green shirt guy because he he has the 1.00

01:25:53.860 ego and he's basically you know what we were cool but now he's dead to me with his stupid 0.99

01:25:59.240 fucking green shirt but i do you do to him he was dude we were we were cool he used to be a fan 0.99

01:26:06.560 then also one day i see him booing me i'm like we switched up on me dog you must have did something 0.99

01:26:12.020 i didn't do anything i didn't do anything outsider no i'm not anymore i'm i'm eradicating

01:26:19.080 i'm not there you are dude he i will say this is his one redeeming quality i like watching him

01:26:28.300 when i watch back my matches because he's so familiar with wwe i know when he's bought in

01:26:35.160 and i'm looking at his expressions i know i got him i know i got the crowd because he knows

01:26:40.920 like when i did the double clothesline with ricochet he shot up from his seat that was a

01:26:46.080 big moment yeah but he he knew real time how big it was everyone else took him a second to go what 0.97

01:26:52.100 the fuck did we just watch you're done now you're w glazing you love green shirt man no i don't he 0.99

01:26:58.460 doesn't even have a fucking name he's just a guy with a colored shirt on you look to him for 1.00

01:27:02.400 validation yeah what the hell is wrong with you you're weird you don't even know him like that 1.00

01:27:06.760 you don't even know who he is and you glaze him and look for him for all your self what does 0.98

01:27:09.700 glazing mean just it's w glaze you need to know these terms for streaming streaming terms like

01:27:14.680 wrestling terms but streaming

01:27:16.120 W, W, L, L

01:27:16.600 like all that 0.78

01:27:17.340 W, W, L, L

01:27:18.340 W is win

01:27:19.640 like win

01:27:20.120 that's a W

01:27:20.720 W in the chat

01:27:21.480 L is lost

01:27:22.320 like you lose

01:27:22.900 L

01:27:23.160 W chat 0.99

01:27:23.900 that's a fucking L 1.00

01:27:24.560 you need to know about 0.99

01:27:25.120 Glaze is like

01:27:25.980 you're gassing him up

01:27:27.680 too much

01:27:27.960 kind of like 1.00

01:27:28.300 sucking dick 1.00

01:27:28.880 like Riz 1.00

01:27:30.840 you need to know

01:27:31.440 W, Riz

01:27:32.120 you need to know

01:27:32.780 about all this stuff

01:27:33.620 more that

01:27:34.860 less screenshot guy

01:27:36.040 cause Logan's like

01:27:37.500 in love with him

01:27:38.040 it's such a weird thing

01:27:38.700 I'm not

01:27:39.320 I'm not

01:27:39.760 I'm just saying

01:27:40.220 love and hate

01:27:40.740 are kind of close

01:27:41.300 are you getting that

01:27:42.000 feeling

01:27:42.420 a little bit

01:27:43.200 I just

01:27:43.920 don't understand why you value his opinion

01:27:46.360 so much. You don't know him. Or his name.

01:27:49.020 Green shirt guy. Do you even know his

01:27:50.320 real name? Don't care. He's

01:27:52.380 dead to me now. I know he passed

01:27:54.340 out those signs. And I snatched him up.

01:27:56.540 I had my meta glasses on. You could see it.

01:27:58.300 I saw all the signs in the front row. And by the way, I'm

01:28:00.260 faster than all these fans. Snatch, snatch,

01:28:02.400 snatch. Got like 8 out of 10 of them.

01:28:04.180 And then AI'd prime into the rest of them for some reason.

01:28:08.540 Dude, do you think

01:28:09.260 green shirt man's sitting home right now watching

01:28:12.140 this episode like, got him.

01:28:13.920 You're literally giving him a platform.

01:28:16.760 He already has it.

01:28:17.940 It's the only guy in every PLA 0.99

01:28:19.940 sitting in the front row with a fucking green shirt 1.00

01:28:22.260 and stupid ass goatee, bro. 1.00

01:28:24.420 Shave the goatee. 1.00

01:28:25.240 I can't wait to see this guy now, bro.

01:28:26.960 I can't wait to see him, dude. 1.00

01:28:28.220 He's so stupid looking. 1.00

01:28:29.820 And I know it was fucking you. 1.00

01:28:32.120 I know you printed those signs. 1.00

01:28:33.920 You have his number? 1.00

01:28:36.500 Shut up. 1.00

01:28:40.120 FaceTime this fucking guy. 1.00

01:28:40.800 What's his real name? 1.00

01:28:42.200 Don't text him.

01:28:42.880 Oh, that's him.

01:28:48.640 Yeah, I've heard.

01:28:49.920 I've seen people talk about him on Twitter.

01:28:52.660 Who is that?

01:28:54.260 Because we wanted to sponsor him.

01:28:56.960 Yeah, we used to be tight. 0.98

01:28:58.260 He used to fucking chill our product. 0.98

01:28:59.700 Come on. 0.99

01:29:00.680 There he is.

01:29:01.440 Hey, what?

01:29:05.600 Hey, oh, he's at the bar.

01:29:07.660 He's not in a green shirt.

01:29:08.720 This is I actually don't even recognize him.

01:29:12.880 I can't hear you because I'm at a

01:29:15.040 Bar

01:29:15.580 Hold on

01:29:17.080 He's trapped

01:29:18.420 How do you know him?

01:29:19.240 That goatee is

01:29:19.720 I'm so confused

01:29:20.480 That goatee is nuts

01:29:21.040 Now I feel like I'm being worked

01:29:22.520 It's a shoot

01:29:23.460 Hey

01:29:24.520 Are you sure?

01:29:25.360 I don't feel like it is

01:29:26.840 What's going on?

01:29:29.380 You gotta go

01:29:29.860 Can you hear me?

01:29:31.320 Hi

01:29:31.560 It's hard for me to hear you

01:29:32.740 Hold on 1.00

01:29:33.060 You gotta make this work green guy 0.94

01:29:34.480 Green guy

01:29:35.840 Where is he?

01:29:43.960 A Metallica concert?

01:29:45.140 He's probably a DJ

01:29:45.680 Like the rest of us

01:29:46.980 Definitely an alcoholic bro

01:29:49.140 His name is Dan

01:29:52.260 Dan's connection is unstable

01:29:53.440 I'm not calling him

01:29:55.820 I'm not calling him Dan

01:29:56.840 Bro Dan

01:30:00.360 Move faster

01:30:01.160 I see him

01:30:02.740 He's just walking in circles

01:30:03.680 No he's not even

01:30:04.460 He's

01:30:04.780 Dan

01:30:06.100 Look what's under his shirt

01:30:08.740 Look what's under his shirt

01:30:10.160 Ask him what's under his shirt

01:30:12.660 Hey hey

01:30:13.120 Dan what's under your shirt

01:30:16.380 No way

01:30:20.420 Oh Jesus Christ

01:30:21.700 That green shirt

01:30:22.400 No way

01:30:24.440 Dan

01:30:28.840 I know it was you

01:30:30.800 I know it was you behind the Logan Pauls and Outsider signs

01:30:33.580 I know it

01:30:34.180 Yeah, they're wise. 1.00

01:30:36.620 Piece of shit. 1.00

01:30:38.000 Absolute piece of shit. 1.00

01:30:40.040 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:41.200 Green shirt guy's a fucking op, dude. 1.00

01:30:43.300 That was crazy. 1.00

01:30:44.220 That is fucking insane. 0.99

01:30:49.460 Mike used to do crack. 0.99

01:30:50.680 Oh, what was that?

01:30:51.180 He used to do crack, which is partially why he sounds like that.

01:30:54.080 Yeah.

01:30:54.740 Crack?

01:30:55.500 Crack.

01:30:55.920 Well, yeah.

01:30:56.460 How is it?

01:30:57.420 It's intense, to say the least.

01:30:59.760 I would steer clear.

01:31:00.740 Okay.

01:31:01.840 I like that, bro.

01:31:02.680 Nah, nah.

01:31:03.300 no steer clear dude yeah so he he so his voice is naturally raspy yeah and he also cannot stop

01:31:10.020 talking he has this thing where he just cannot stop talking that's why i'm on a podcast man

01:31:13.560 what are you trying to what are you trying to come up with uh crackhead no no no another word 0.99

01:31:26.400 heroin like you want to move always want to move always trying to do shit oh he's like ADD 1.00

01:31:31.460 ADHD? 1.00

01:31:32.460 Oh, yeah.

01:31:33.460 Hyperactive.

01:31:34.460 Yeah.

01:31:35.460 Well, we've been going hard all weekend here at Fanatics Fest.

01:31:38.460 Yeah.

01:31:39.460 And so he's been just nonstop talking, like I said.

01:31:41.460 Y'all just laying?

01:31:42.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:43.460 This is the first day?

01:31:44.460 This is our third day, Ray.

01:31:46.460 Yeah, we got to get out of here.

01:31:47.460 It's getting bad.

01:31:48.460 It's getting bad.

01:31:49.460 It's getting bad.

01:31:50.460 Wow, I love New York.

01:31:51.460 Do you really love New York?

01:31:52.460 Hell yeah.

01:31:53.460 Is this your first time in New York?

01:31:54.460 Nah, nah, I've been here.

01:31:55.460 I've been here.

01:31:56.460 Last summer, I was here with AMPNM.

01:31:58.460 Tell me what you like about New York.

01:32:01.460 tell me what you like about New York

01:32:03.280 New York

01:32:03.840 the people 0.97

01:32:05.880 the deadies 1.00

01:32:06.680 people are always crazy 0.96

01:32:08.040 you love that

01:32:09.300 I love seeing

01:32:10.140 crackhead

01:32:10.680 we got one right here

01:32:12.280 what up

01:32:12.740 nah but you're not like 0.99

01:32:15.060 you're not that crazy 0.99

01:32:15.740 when I say crazy 0.91

01:32:16.940 they're really crazy 0.68

01:32:18.060 you feel me 0.92

01:32:18.500 I'm crazy bro 1.00

01:32:20.120 no the fuck you don't bro 1.00

01:32:21.420 what about the girls 1.00

01:32:23.120 you like the

01:32:23.600 what do you call them 1.00

01:32:24.140 a huss 0.99

01:32:24.520 the huss 1.00

01:32:25.160 yeah you fuck with that 1.00

01:32:26.320 NYC huss 1.00

01:32:27.320 hell yeah 0.99

01:32:28.620 that's a huss 0.98

01:32:29.740 what you see

01:32:30.260 if you're on the

01:32:31.180 like walking down the street in New York City 0.99

01:32:33.260 and you see one walk, some fine shit walk by. 0.99

01:32:35.580 What are you going to say to her? 1.00

01:32:37.060 A lot of fine shit. 1.00

01:32:38.240 Nice. 1.00

01:32:38.880 Yeah, a lot of fine shit. 0.99

01:32:39.540 That's creative. 0.99

01:32:40.460 That's creative.

01:32:41.220 Wait, wait.

01:32:42.000 So, what does...

01:32:42.980 You have a wife?

01:32:44.020 You have a wife?

01:32:44.700 Or like... 1.00

01:32:45.140 You still be around the huss? 0.97

01:32:46.880 No, I have a wife.

01:32:48.000 No huss.

01:32:48.560 My wife has made it pretty clear. 1.00

01:32:50.420 She doesn't even want women breathing in my direction. 1.00

01:32:52.680 Damn. 1.00

01:32:52.900 And you know, I got... 1.00

01:32:53.560 Well, I have to honor that, you know?

01:32:54.760 You got kids, right?

01:32:55.700 I have one daughter.

01:32:56.960 I'm sorry.

01:32:57.500 How old are you?

01:32:58.520 I'm 30.

01:32:59.540 I'm unk.

01:33:00.200 Yeah.

01:33:00.340 don't bro just wait till i get to him this dude is pushing 85. how are you 87. what is this a roast

01:33:06.500 session not that's a hollywood uh i'm 40.

01:33:12.500 it was pretty good yeah thank you thank you i was very lucky to get to this point you know how i am

01:33:34.540 how old if you say no no no i guess i think you're 19 20 no because on my pdf it says

01:33:43.000 he's about 19 years old patrick bro he's about 19 well there might not be about 19 0.52

01:33:53.300 are you 19 yeah i'm 19 you're a teenager no the fact i'm a grown-ass man

01:33:58.820 wow so many good moments wow what a year of great moments and an even greater moment for

01:34:06.840 the person who's about to win the money in the comments yeah 100 who gave us their data that we

01:34:10.900 sold already uh yeah dude you guys are great if you're not subscribed i would be shocked if people

01:34:17.020 who aren't subscribed are watching this video it's you're definitely you're definitely subscribed i'd

01:34:20.640 be shocked if anybody's watching this video right like i'm telling you 10 of 10 like we'll probably

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 30, 2025

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