Impaulsive with Logan Paul - BRENDAN SCHAUB AND LOGAN PAUL ARE ESKIMO BROTHERS - IMPAULSIVE EP. 13

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00:02:14.400 Hey, we're Eskimo brothers.

00:02:16.660 I know, bro.

00:02:17.820 Dude, that's cool, right?

00:02:19.300 This is great.

00:02:20.060 I wasn't sure if I was, like, allowed to say that, but you said it.

00:02:22.460 I don't know

00:02:23.340 Spencer's a vegan

00:02:33.120 Yeah how's that

00:02:34.220 What's that like?

00:02:35.100 He hibernates

00:02:35.880 I love plants

00:02:37.500 Welcome back to Impulsive

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00:02:41.360 Guys we fucking love this show 0.88

00:02:43.860 And more importantly we love you 0.95

00:02:45.460 Thank you to everyone who's listening, viewing, watching the show

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00:02:49.720 Make sure to do so wherever you listen to podcasts

00:02:52.040 itunes spotify youtube whatever i want to hit a million subscribers before the year we can do it

00:02:56.500 today i know we can do it um and and and if you if you don't hit that subscribe button i'm gonna 0.99

00:03:01.280 uh kick your ass these are these are facts speaking of ass we spit we switched uh spencer 0.99

00:03:06.200 and mike seats yeah what do you guys think of that we want to know because we figured we'd 1.00

00:03:10.140 switch the dynamic up a little bit see what changes if you like it uh it's really so he 0.98

00:03:14.220 can kick me if i say anything stupid or if i say anything stupid kick him or i was used to kicking 0.96

00:03:19.340 you now i'm just i'm kicking the gas yeah is that how's that going let's let's ixnate that 0.99

00:03:24.460 today's guest you don't you do not want to kick not kick this guy you do not want to kick this

00:03:28.900 man he's he's a big man who i want to introduce right away he's he's a very special guest as

00:03:34.260 usual i say this every time he is a stand-up comedian a standout guy and former professional

00:03:39.280 ufc fighter and although i got all that off of wikipedia i'm sure it's somewhat accurate ladies

00:03:45.220 and gentlemen i give you brendan's job what's up fellas yo brother it's good intro i'll take that

00:03:53.220 man it's true yeah i think so most of it yo we are most excited for you because you are

00:04:00.140 podcast extraordinaire you've been you've been in the game how long now have you been doing

00:04:04.140 podcasts five six years now that's a while veteran veteran um og okay listen i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm 0.77

00:04:10.940 to break the ice right away because i please do i don't got time for bullshit i don't got time for 0.95

00:04:15.540 the bullshit do you know do you know we dated the same girl which one wait more than one wait wait 0.99

00:04:23.800 i don't know what do you know do you know who i'm talking about i think so i know you do are 1.00

00:04:28.100 you still together no oh this is wait oh god this isn't awkward then yeah it's cool it's cool you

00:04:33.200 guys were like oh shit did you come on thinking that was still a thing i have no idea i am hey

00:04:39.680 we're Eskimo brothers 0.99

00:04:41.520 I know bro

00:04:42.560 dude

00:04:43.260 that's cool right

00:04:44.280 this is great

00:04:45.020 I wasn't sure

00:04:45.660 I was like allowed to say that

00:04:46.840 but you said it

00:04:47.500 I don't know 0.99

00:04:48.380 well fucking 1.00

00:04:49.100 yo let's fucking go 1.00

00:04:50.380 I'm not mad at it 0.98

00:04:51.240 do you guys both feel like

00:04:52.920 you escaped some sort of disaster

00:04:54.420 do you both feel like that

00:04:56.440 no

00:04:56.700 no

00:04:57.180 we are not

00:04:57.940 we're not going there

00:04:59.240 we're not going there

00:05:00.200 anyways

00:05:02.160 I thought that was very interesting

00:05:03.960 because

00:05:04.700 before any of this

00:05:06.120 Impulsive

00:05:06.600 she told me about you

00:05:08.380 she says she dated

00:05:09.260 a ufc fighter and she said he was really funny and i was like that's cool like i'm into ufc i'm

00:05:14.760 into like comedy and stuff and she said she was the one who like planted the seed in your brain

00:05:19.580 to start doing podcasts is there any truth to that yeah maybe because you know when her and

00:05:26.540 i were hanging out was when i first moved to la so this is a long ass time ago she was literally

00:05:30.440 the first person i met like she was just she was young she was like 21 22 this was like six years

00:05:36.020 Six years ago, probably.

00:05:38.180 So she was like the first person I really met.

00:05:40.320 I didn't have any friends out here.

00:05:41.660 I moved out here for the UFC.

00:05:44.660 And, you know, I'd make her laugh, stuff like that.

00:05:47.640 And she, I don't want to say she, I don't want to give her all the credit.

00:05:51.780 But, yeah, she, I mean, she might have planted a little seed there.

00:05:54.000 Smart, wise girl.

00:05:55.020 But anyway, I thought talented girl.

00:05:56.400 Yeah, very.

00:05:56.760 Super talented.

00:05:57.300 Pretty, too.

00:05:57.960 Yeah, really.

00:05:59.060 She's perfect.

00:06:00.760 Hey, hey, hey.

00:06:02.940 We both start crying.

00:06:04.400 You want to get back together? 1.00

00:06:05.340 super talented really nice soulmate i smell a love triangle there is a nasty love triangle here 0.95

00:06:11.840 except you're married now engaged yeah engaged okay with with a two-year-old child yeah a real

00:06:17.820 adult that's cool must be nice grown-ass man you're grown-ass man no y'all y'all are like the 0.55

00:06:21.940 same age i think i'm 33 35 i was same age once you get you look younger man i was getting punched

00:06:27.940 in the face i know once you once you get above 30 it's kind of all the same it's like mashed

00:06:32.500 potatoes. Yeah, I lied for the first time

00:06:34.480 about my age the other day. Some hot girl asked me 0.95

00:06:36.440 I was like, 32? And as soon as that came out

00:06:38.480 of my mouth, I went, God damn it, man. They give me 0.99

00:06:40.380 20. You only

00:06:42.480 took off three years? Yeah. I don't know.

00:06:44.560 Shave more. I know. Shave more. They give

00:06:46.460 me 26. I can't. The bag's on my eyes. They give me 26

00:06:48.440 all day. I can see that. I tell you, young.

00:06:50.540 And I don't do it. Because you're 23?

00:06:52.680 Yeah, yeah. You're young as shit, bro. I'm young as fuck. 1.00

00:06:54.300 You're just getting started, man. I know. That's 1.00

00:06:56.360 so fucking cool. I'm a young buck. I'm excited 0.99

00:06:58.440 for the future. He just shaved his beard.

00:07:00.480 I looked older. You had a big beard. Beards are

00:07:02.320 the hair make you look older yeah i got acne though on my face bro i was having a real acne

00:07:06.080 i like that's how young i am i still going through puberty acne yeah you're girl you're gonna be a 0.99

00:07:09.680 big fucking kid man i'm bigger than you though you know what i did last night i watched you beat 0.99

00:07:13.820 the shit out of dudes for hours really you i watched your highlight reel because yo like you 1.00

00:07:18.600 could sit here and be funny and like bullshit with us but also you're an animal i used to be 0.99

00:07:23.260 is that still in you do you still have that times you know what not really because 0.98

00:07:27.540 you know my my all my best friends are comedians and for me like when i when i go to the comedy

00:07:33.700 store i do most of my regular sets in la at the comedy store get ready to go on the road to shoot

00:07:37.340 my special i do a lot of sets at the comedy store and all those comics are around i always feel like

00:07:41.740 the outcast i feel like the the punter on the football team i'm on the team but not really i

00:07:47.520 don't pay the same dues i'm not getting hit in the head and so i always feel weird about it so

00:07:51.560 i've i have this weird kind of insecurity about it where i it's very rare i show my toughness

00:07:56.860 very rare really no very rare the only time i did you would you would i was in uh it well if if um

00:08:04.640 you know the papa bear come out with my son if someone if there's something with that yeah you'll

00:08:09.020 see my fangs come out yeah or um i've i have a few hecklers every now and then in the crowds

00:08:13.900 and this these there's a group of guys in st louis and i learned listen you know i'm i've been

00:08:19.060 in comedy for around three years now i'm shooting my special in january anyways i was on tour and

00:08:24.100 there's a few hecklers and usually i can kill it with kindness and they just would not stop would

00:08:28.160 not stop yeah and so my brother's my uh tour manager and head of security and he's he's a

00:08:32.260 big big boy his name's jay jay shaw older older younger brother older okay he's very protective

00:08:36.980 of me so i just give him a look to take care i go like this and he goes over there and there's 0.99

00:08:41.480 like four or five guys and so i'm like well this isn't gonna go well they keep talking shit 0.97

00:08:46.080 and then finally i just you never want to do this on stage i just snap oh fuck i was like dude i'm 1.00

00:08:51.340 not your typical comedian i will fuck you i was like fuck you up i was like i will come down there 1.00

00:08:56.260 and fuck all four of you up in front of everybody and you can see they're like oh fuck they turn 1.00

00:09:01.500 away they leave they bounce the crowd after that happens the crowd's done the crowd's like oh there 1.00

00:09:06.440 he is there's the bully because i look like the guy who bullied you in high school so the whole 0.99

00:09:10.060 acts fuck shit so i have to power through that and i was just like well yo what i learned from 0.99

00:09:14.660 that but who in their right mind is gonna heckle a fucking former ufc did they not know they they 1.00

00:09:19.160 were fighters they were they were like they were kind of in that world you know kind of at a low 0.99

00:09:24.000 level i could tell they had their ears and stuff so i'm like what are you doing where's the fucking 0.92

00:09:27.280 respect that's the thing fighter to fighter respect dude what i'm doing it's hard man what 0.98

00:09:31.400 i'm doing is freaking hard to make people laugh for an hour it's fucking tough man i i heard it's 0.87

00:09:35.900 one of the hardest things to do in in entertainment is that true you know i it's tough man you know 0.91

00:09:42.220 it's it's fun it's tougher than fighting i'll tell you that really well well because at the

00:09:45.900 comedy store i have to follow rogan bill burr crystal all these monsters they are all hilarious

00:09:51.840 they're monsters so then i have to follow that and it's not like they don't care that i fought

00:09:55.920 in the ufc or that i have a big podcast they're that make me laugh make me laugh so it's tough

00:10:01.280 man i i i'm so i'm a joe rogan fan and um i didn't know he did he did comedy and then i was at um

00:10:07.900 where i think it was at the improv one day and i saw him sure he is fucking hilarious one of the

00:10:12.520 best well it's he sits on his podcast he talks like this and he's super like well-spoken and

00:10:17.880 kind of laid back smart dude it's very smart and and you're you're good friends with him yeah yeah

00:10:22.560 he's one of my best friends yeah is that your click you roll with like the comedy that's my

00:10:26.880 click man yeah rogan brian callen um delia theo vaughn that's my crew one of those names 0.91

00:10:34.100 is it brian no it's chris delia man it's chris fucking delia what's what's what's your problem 0.96

00:10:38.680 I got no problems 0.99

00:10:41.540 I got no problems

00:10:42.840 He's coming on, I believe

00:10:44.380 I want him on

00:10:46.200 Hold on, before you get into the beef

00:10:48.440 I remember there was a little something

00:10:50.040 What do you remember, bro?

00:10:51.700 I forget the exact details

00:10:53.840 Have you met him in person?

00:10:56.760 No, I'm sure 1.00

00:10:57.520 I'm positive he's fucking dope 1.00

00:10:59.840 You're dope 1.00

00:11:01.120 I know him, he's one of the best people I know

00:11:03.880 He's hilarious, bro

00:11:06.420 Hold on, on stage, top five 0.98

00:11:08.640 top five right now in person even better you guys would fucking he would take this place over 0.95

00:11:14.580 in a in the best way and i know that yes because i'm a chrystalia fan yes but for some reason 0.99

00:11:21.200 in my angry phase of this year i decided to take a shot at a real life comedian do not do it fuck 0.79

00:11:27.140 was i thinking do not do it you know what though it's not bad sometimes you know sometimes that 0.95

00:11:31.620 negative beef nope this was bad was it bad i tweeted this new new vlog the end of logan paul

00:11:36.660 vlogs important that you watch this was with a sad face sad face this was a while ago chris

00:11:40.900 d'alea tweeted back no it's not in hindsight i i see why that's funny because he's just joking 0.52

00:11:47.520 around he's just fucking around you're a huge name yeah but i just had this spite in me so i 0.74

00:11:52.200 tweeted back mistake number one crying face crying face crying face i'm laughing because now i know 0.99

00:11:56.700 why your comedy career took a dive brendan that's where i fucked up yeah that's tough you know what 0.87

00:12:01.740 he said killing it what'd he say at least when my career dies you can film it and put it on youtube 0.98

00:12:06.420 well you're dealing with a professional boys you do not want to start that game wow i've never

00:12:15.120 been taken to denny's but this man grand slamming and i am not i am not going back there yeah and

00:12:23.440 this is the worst part about this is like bro like i'm a chris d'alea fan so it's just i'm just

00:12:29.120 being roasted by this dude that i like respected him i was like but it's my fault it never got

00:12:33.820 serious like obviously he knows like if he's if you guys saw each other on the street it'd be all

00:12:38.220 hugs man he's a great bro the day the day it happened the day it happened he goes do we fire 0.98

00:12:43.480 back man do we fire back i go put your fucking phone down dude this one is over it's a it's a 0.97

00:12:50.360 bad idea it's what he does for a living he was he was proud of the joke it was a good joke he put 0.99

00:12:54.480 it on his instagram he put the series of tweets the swipes like that stuff and and the worst part

00:12:59.100 about it is like you i'm sure you know this i'm like kind of frowned upon in like traditional

00:13:05.340 media uh not so much currently i'd love to talk about that i would love to as well um but some

00:13:12.020 of my favorite like actors actresses were commenting on his instagram because they all

00:13:15.620 follow him it's all the same space um and they're jumping on it just roasting me man and like 0.93

00:13:20.240 it's about time someone started like that yeah like it's all my fault bitches but no not really 0.98

00:13:26.140 You know what it is? 1.00

00:13:26.860 It's jealousy. 1.00

00:13:27.900 It's jealousy.

00:13:28.780 But these are like A-list celebrities.

00:13:31.360 I don't know.

00:13:31.720 In that field, though.

00:13:32.700 But you're an A-list over here.

00:13:34.280 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:35.180 Not impulsive.

00:13:36.000 The number one podcast in the world.

00:13:37.280 He means in the digital space, you know?

00:13:39.480 But in the space that you, in the lane you're in.

00:13:41.980 They're A-list celebrities in what they do that they've been doing since they were kids.

00:13:46.220 And then you come along and you have way much, you know, way more attention.

00:13:50.620 You're doing your thing.

00:13:51.340 You're creative.

00:13:52.100 You look good.

00:13:52.660 You got your squad.

00:13:53.460 You're happy. 1.00

00:13:54.200 Like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:13:55.200 it took us 20 years to get to this level like you don't need a net like you guys don't need 0.99

00:13:59.440 a network to green light anything you can just do it they can't do that so there comes a sense

00:14:05.340 of jealousy from it how fucking crazy is that by the way it's awesome it's awesome i so i sort of

00:14:11.680 feel bad for the traditional uh industry right now agree man like a lot of kids no talent no 0.76

00:14:19.140 creativity no not really anything to offer are like making it far more than far further than

00:14:25.160 people with real talent in hollywood are working their asses off but it's tough when you say real

00:14:29.920 talent because what you guys do is uh you're one percenter and what you do in podcasting

00:14:35.260 what my crew does you're talking about one percenters in that field so someone to go oh

00:14:41.140 he's just a podcaster he's just a youtuber well hold on when you say just a podcast just youtuber

00:14:46.260 how many youtubers are there how many podcasters you know how hard it is to stick out and make

00:14:50.100 money doing this also let's say you offer me a tv show all right i could be in film i just went

00:14:56.160 through this you want me to film in vancouver for six weeks yeah how much you pay me this is how

00:15:00.900 much i make a week yeah yeah yeah and they have no idea man no they have no clue it's just a

00:15:06.840 podcast i'm like oh god not at all bro you you were doing so many things which i think mike wants

00:15:11.120 to like dive into but um yeah it's it's it's a very skewed interesting um space right now the

00:15:20.540 social climate is very interesting and you're you're you're in like the combination of like

00:15:24.060 the fight scene because i know you have the below the belt which is showtime so like i'm there's a

00:15:28.540 part of me which is a legit like fight analyst and i break down big fights for them and ufc and

00:15:33.520 stuff like that and i got to go to the events and there's that but i'm not a journalist you know

00:15:38.580 what i'm saying like i'm not i'm not a an analyst like you know paulie malignaggi i'm a fan who uh

00:15:44.960 have strong opinions and i know the game yeah how do you draw those lines because i've seen you

00:15:49.240 you do so much dude you're a sneakerhead podcast mma you do movies to it looks like you're a 0.99

00:15:56.400 fucking coffee addict too correct and skinny jean addict we did research my boy likes the skinny 1.00

00:16:01.220 jeans and coffee where's the where's the perimeter of what you do how do you decide that shit like 1.00

00:16:06.560 how do you say that like i can't do that is there anything you can't do or you don't want to do uh 0.99

00:16:11.660 i wouldn't want to do like a serious dramatic movie or something like that but when you when

00:16:16.060 you say you know i do what i should say this and so do you guys i do what i want to do it's dub

00:16:21.360 huh so i don't have to what do you want me to do no i'm not doing that yeah yeah no i'll do this

00:16:25.400 that's power and there's there's power in it because let's say i say something outlandish

00:16:30.380 on this show something pisses everybody off let's let's do that eventually i'm sure i'll

00:16:35.580 yeah i hear you i hear you oh it happens man but let's say i say something outlandish and for

00:16:41.240 for whatever reason bravo or showtime fires me it would suck my life my quality of life is not

00:16:48.740 effective because i my stand-up career i'll go on the road and sell thousands of tickets

00:16:53.260 my podcast that doesn't go anywhere i own you cannot take that you are diversified you're

00:16:58.300 diversified there's walls around that so what you guys are doing one of the most valuable things to

00:17:03.300 have in this day and age is an audience that will listen to you and now that you have that bro like

00:17:08.280 i'm i'm so happy for you because i mean i'm sure you know there's not a lot a lot of guys make it

00:17:12.260 out of like the fight game yeah i feel like andy defrayne when we crawled through the tubes of 0.96

00:17:16.620 shit yeah remember that yes that guy yeah you are that guy you shawshank redemption the shit out of 0.99

00:17:22.680 hell yeah bro what were you gonna say spence yeah i was just spence you were talking way too much 0.99

00:17:26.840 shut up i need to calm you know you have the whitest teeth there though so nice thank you

00:17:32.280 must be nice so that that transition from you're with me that like talk about the effort you put 0.71

00:17:39.600 towards digital over the past six years and like what was that process like building something so

00:17:45.640 that you could step away yeah if you needed to i wish i could say oh i called it this was the plan

00:17:50.800 it just kind of happened um i was fighting the ufc then i met an actor comedian named brian

00:17:56.360 Callen and he had a podcast

00:17:58.320 already and had like seven listeners

00:17:59.940 and he goes... You roast the 0.99

00:18:02.380 shit out of him, by the way. Y'all go 0.99

00:18:04.340 at it. We do that.

00:18:05.940 Well, Mike gets upset when I roast him too much.

00:18:08.340 Sometimes. Does he get upset?

00:18:11.120 Yeah. If it's

00:18:12.320 too much, then he's like, dude, come on. He turns the

00:18:14.220 fucking oven on sometimes, bro. I'm like, you gotta get me 1.00

00:18:16.340 out of this fucking oven. That's been this whole week. Mike's 0.99

00:18:18.780 been in a bad place. That's how it goes sometimes.

00:18:20.600 You gotta test

00:18:22.200 your boys. 1.00

00:18:23.520 My fucking boys, bro. I'm gonna make some jokes about my fucking 1.00

00:18:26.180 boys ever want to anyways go on so i met brian and i was fighting at the time and i went on his 0.97

00:18:32.700 show we had this weird chemistry and then he was like dude we should do a show together and i was

00:18:36.840 like i don't really have time i'm pursuing a the world title in the ufc man like he goes nope just

00:18:41.740 once a week it'd be a break from it and i said i'm down to do it but i don't want to talk about

00:18:45.120 fighting let me talk about fashion that's girls whatever i'm doing he goes all right let's do that

00:18:49.960 and so we started doing out of his garage fighter in the kid yeah in the kid and then started to

00:18:53.560 get picked up in his garage. And then Fox reached out to us. I said, Hey, we're starting a podcast

00:18:59.220 kind of branch. We'd love to have you guys on board. So we went with Fox and then it started

00:19:04.020 to build from there. And then I knew something was up because I was fighting Andre Arlovsky,

00:19:07.920 who's like a legend, former UFC heavyweight champion. And I was fighting him in Vancouver.

00:19:11.960 I'm headed to the airport and I'm walking through the airport and people are screaming

00:19:16.400 like slogans from our podcast. I thought it was the fight. I had my headphones on. I'm like,

00:19:20.560 yeah i know very cool all right take it easy yeah all right and i thought they were just saying

00:19:24.620 something about fighting but they were they were giving me references from the podcast my nickname

00:19:28.460 big brown all that stuff i'm like what the fuck is going on so then uh it just kind of took on this 0.55

00:19:33.140 life form of itself man and just started getting bigger and bigger and bigger and then uh my last 0.97

00:19:37.800 fight i remember i got a paycheck for advertising on my podcast video and audio and i got my check

00:19:44.660 from getting punched in the face and getting beat up you like the way that tasted i was like hold on

00:19:49.100 here like it's pulling me all these directions yeah is that is that why you left the sport

00:19:54.180 what was your final record by the way side note i couldn't i couldn't tell you so i fought um

00:19:59.800 i cannot tell you man i wish i knew on the spot because i had three fights on the ultimate fighter

00:20:05.680 in the in the house which i watched you clobbered these these kids it went good until i met roy 0.96

00:20:10.860 nelson then he's like very cool i have 30 fights i'm gonna punch you in the face yeah yeah that 0.97

00:20:15.520 sucked um i had a good career man i get career i was always terrified to fight though i wish i could 0.94

00:20:19.720 sit here and be like oh i'm a badass stuff like that but that's not the case so that girl we 0.83

00:20:23.280 referenced yeah um i had a fight i'm sure you saw the boxing watched it let's please talk about that

00:20:29.540 i want to dive in but she i don't really have any real fight experience and she would tell me fight

00:20:35.260 experience that you had yeah and she would say that you often would get much more nervous than

00:20:39.980 you would uh admit to or like show at the time yeah terrified terrified like terrified actual

00:20:46.360 fright terrified i didn't want to go out there i'd question what i'm doing with my life like

00:20:50.960 i have other things i could do like i'm i'm not a natural born fighter i'm not i would again i 0.97

00:20:56.080 wish i had lied to you guys like i'm this badass i grew up fighting no i grew up getting my ass

00:20:59.720 whipped by my older brother like that's i didn't get a ton of fights i was just more athletic than 0.50

00:21:03.480 a lot of these fighters so i went far fast oh okay but it's almost like a cheat code because

00:21:09.220 i was more athletic than these guys i dedicated all my time to it so because i was more athletic

00:21:13.640 i got really good fast and skipped a bunch of levels levels but then eventually you know you

00:21:19.640 get to a certain level where they're like dude we've seen big athletic dudes yeah you meet a

00:21:23.880 noguera or you meet a you know a crow cop or andre erlovsky or travis brown we're like dude

00:21:29.080 we've seen this yo but you you beat crow cop beat crow cop and that's that's a fighter right there

00:21:34.460 like one of the best of all time literally so how did you like snap into it obviously you had

00:21:39.540 because i was a fight or flight i was terrified and there's and i didn't want to get embarrassed

00:21:43.680 but you don't got to keep getting in the ring so why did you do that i didn't have that many

00:21:46.800 options i didn't have that many options for a long time you know i my i was playing football

00:21:52.320 thought i was gonna go to the nfl went to the buffalo bills at a cappuccino with them and

00:21:57.080 they're like we're all set on slow white guys thank you for coming very cool okay okay i'm

00:22:00.980 she can go back my entire dreams are smashed hate it the worst and then i'm i'm like selling

00:22:06.920 supplements like pursuit of happiness style door to door i'm living with my brother my car's getting

00:22:12.020 repoed like it's not good man i'm a cardio kickboxing coach but then i was doing things

00:22:16.780 on the side and i you know and then eventually i found fighting because it was really the only way

00:22:20.540 i could do anything like i didn't want to work a nine to five i was more athletic i knew i could 0.75

00:22:24.400 get far fast and then just fucking took off and then i had three fights i knocked out like three 0.91

00:22:29.500 bums in like 30 seconds and then the ultimate fighter called i was like yo man uh you want to 0.93

00:22:34.160 do the show i'm like yeah i'll do it and then it just that was my ticket off yeah but it's it's

00:22:38.420 sick but then you know i'm on that reality show and those guys aren't real they're not high level

00:22:44.420 fighters so i went undefeated in the house then when you you know you fight roy nelson real fighter

00:22:49.300 lost to him but then you get to the ufc and they give me two warm-up guys i starched them

00:22:54.820 and six months later i'm fighting gabriel gonzaga who's perennial top 10 yeah this monster i'm like

00:23:00.400 what the fuck am i doing there i'm not ready for this you know what i'm saying it sort of feels 0.70

00:23:04.540 like you're saying you were trapped in a way like you don't really have anywhere to go you 0.99

00:23:07.580 were good at this thing and you got sucked into an industry and that was it no and the funny thing

00:23:12.460 is i think a lot of people stand up was always the goal since i was a kid oh really okay man

00:23:17.120 always i had no avenue i didn't know what to do i was big strong athletic my dad was like yeah 0.93

00:23:21.740 I quit being a jackass. 0.97

00:23:23.980 Here's a football. 1.00

00:23:24.780 You're bigger than any other fucking seven-year-old we've ever seen. 1.00

00:23:26.900 What are you doing? 1.00

00:23:27.940 That's amazing how those paths open up in life.

00:23:30.460 It's nuts, man.

00:23:31.320 It's like you want to be a comedian, and you're down and out.

00:23:34.740 You pick up fighting, and then you end up there.

00:23:37.680 Insane.

00:23:38.380 I wanted to be an engineer dog.

00:23:41.020 An engineer dog.

00:23:42.260 An engineer dog.

00:23:43.480 It's a dog who does engineering.

00:23:45.100 In high school, they called me the cow god. 1.00

00:23:46.560 I was so good at math and shit. 1.00

00:23:48.240 Then this app called Vine came out, and fucking shit changed. 0.99

00:23:51.060 but being an engineer so you were uh gonna major in engineering and i was i did for a year he was 0.99

00:23:58.560 you were for like over a piece it was the hardest decision to drop out because i i genuinely love

00:24:05.600 school kids pay to stay in school um work hard and uh i i ended up and you know what i'm actually

00:24:11.380 i'm thankful for this podcast because contrary to popular belief on the internet i do have a brain

00:24:16.560 i do have a brain and on this podcast i can kind of in there see show it off a little bit i didn't

00:24:20.600 need it's good because the podcast it's the real you obviously the videos and stuff it's edited

00:24:24.520 stuff yeah that's why podcasts are so important yeah people get to know you and all that stuff

00:24:28.620 but with uh i didn't need to sit down here or talk to anyone to know that like success is not 0.95

00:24:34.860 an accident it's not as successful as you are it's not you can't be a dumbass and get by on this 0.86

00:24:39.480 you're not a flash in the pan it takes you gotta be a smart calculated person to make this happen 0.99

00:24:43.960 so when i read you're an engineer major i'm like that makes sense yeah oh shit okay yeah hell yeah

00:24:47.900 dude so you watch my fight yeah what'd you think of that watch so here's the thing so obviously in 0.99

00:24:52.860 my community the professional mma community and boxing community like what the fuck this is 0.96

00:24:57.700 ridiculous yeah and at first i was like it is all ridiculous right but i didn't see anything yeah i 0.96

00:25:02.440 saw the weigh-ins and i was like oh that's pretty cool you look shredded what'd you think about 1.00

00:25:06.780 seeing your ex-girlfriend's face on his opponent did you see that shit yeah that's hilarious tight 0.98

00:25:11.520 move tight move ultimate trolling it was it was great i wish uh i couldn't be mad at it yeah yeah 1.00

00:25:16.720 great move

00:25:17.180 he comes out by the way

00:25:18.340 and I go 0.99

00:25:18.660 don't fucking do it 0.98

00:25:20.220 cause I thought he was 1.00

00:25:20.880 gonna knock his ass out 0.99

00:25:21.720 I thought he was gonna 1.00

00:25:22.760 fuck him up 0.99

00:25:23.360 we got banned 1.00

00:25:24.800 by YouTube 0.99

00:25:25.600 to not do any dumb shit 1.00

00:25:27.560 YouTube was like 1.00

00:25:28.180 yo

00:25:28.400 if y'all

00:25:29.200 if y'all do some

00:25:30.340 violent aggressive

00:25:31.600 yeah you can't have that

00:25:32.580 we will

00:25:33.040 because people are already

00:25:34.460 like a little

00:25:35.160 and if you would've done that

00:25:35.980 it would've looked unprofessional

00:25:36.880 so you guys are smart about it

00:25:38.160 for the platform

00:25:38.700 yeah

00:25:38.960 here's the thing

00:25:39.760 I'm watching the video

00:25:41.220 with

00:25:42.080 I think my brother

00:25:44.080 when you were fighting

00:25:44.880 I was on the road

00:25:45.780 and we're watching the back and i the people around me like my squad is around me i think 0.69

00:25:50.160 they thought i was gonna hate on it and i go goddamn he looks pretty good how does jab look 0.99

00:25:54.680 good snappy yeah good and then and then i went then we watched the whole thing i went fuck man 0.98

00:25:59.980 this the the the product was good because i i gotta be honest and there's a lot and golden boy 0.98

00:26:06.300 just put a promotion on him shit it was horrible yeah so we're used to a lot of bad production 0.98

00:26:11.740 quality that your shit was legit and then i went damn what they're doing is cool because 0.99

00:26:15.920 the way i looked as you guys are changing the game because you have your built-in audience 0.99

00:26:20.640 he has his built-in audience and you guys figured this out and there's a way to do it where i heard 0.99

00:26:26.680 you say you guys didn't make money but there's a way to do it where you guys could fucking kill it 0.85

00:26:30.220 we guys don't need anyone i know you want you want to fight in ufc compete in ufc but you don't need 0.97

00:26:34.080 any of that you could you could link up with a conor mcgregor you'd link up with someone go dude

00:26:38.340 let's let's just do this we'll do our own promotion we are we have that power we are close

00:26:42.940 we are i mean yes we've been thinking about that it's uh it's it's easier said than done but yes

00:26:48.720 that's the big that's the big play but you can do it that's the thing yeah you guys but here's the

00:26:53.940 thing you can not only can you do it but people are gonna watch yeah you know what i'm saying

00:26:58.380 well because here's where it gets a bit tricky um thank you thank you for saying me i i looked

00:27:04.340 sort of good i will take that compliment um the reason is man because trained for five months

00:27:09.520 four hours a day and and here's my argument my life so i got backlash right people like what 0.59

00:27:14.560 the fuck should i be using credibility i went hold on hold on i didn't open pandora's box where 0.62

00:27:19.400 the ufc and boxing became the entertainment era i didn't sign cm punk to a contract but i will 0.99

00:27:24.540 guarantee you this logan paul would beat up cm punk do you think so 100 after that's the first

00:27:30.380 thing i said so i saw the video i went oh he beat cm punk right now what's that what does that

00:27:33.440 yeah how does that transition look like from a boxing to like can he do that different animal

00:27:39.260 but the thing the the good animal is is he has he's more credentialed than CM Punk hell yeah

00:27:45.100 people assume because CM Punk and hold on before before I get all this backlash for CM Punk WWE

00:27:50.700 fans CM Punk is a person and I've met him multiple times he had the same trainer wonderful human

00:27:57.460 being I'm critiquing him as his athletic ability and his skills so his he does not have the 0.76

00:28:02.560 background weren't you a all high school state wrestler yeah weren't you fucking state linebacker 1.00

00:28:08.300 in football yeah cool man those are credentials that are more than whatever cm punk's done yeah 0.88

00:28:13.820 so already from there you know your shot to beat him is good my argument is like because like you

00:28:19.180 said dude cm punk is a good guy you can see that you could it's very evident that he is a a decent

00:28:24.360 human being but when it comes to fighting i am 100 confident i can beat him and my argument slash

00:28:31.080 logic was if dana is willing to let him fight in the ufc let a youtuber get in there that's what i

00:28:37.060 said yeah let a youtuber get in there i said i will i will trade my life for that profession for 0.76

00:28:43.020 that one fight that i have um and you you would be so fucking wrong if you didn't think millions 0.81

00:28:48.780 of people would watch that but that and that's all they really at the end of the day that's that 0.83

00:28:53.340 and that's their business model i didn't come up with this yeah so if that's your business model

00:28:57.060 you want views and pay-per-view buys and take and you're gonna sign CM Punk or you know like

00:29:01.420 Brock Lesnar play grab ass in the WWE miss the testing then fight yeah why in the world do not

00:29:08.120 let Logan Paul fight is it a safety I mean does he claim it's a safety thing Dana said he goes he 0.95

00:29:12.960 said um it'd be unhealthy for him it'd be in hell that doesn't work how does he overcome that well

00:29:19.040 well we can get to it but the thing is is the reason why that doesn't work is because CM Punk's

00:29:24.880 done it and was qualified so if you're gonna pass that or if that california athletic commission is

00:29:30.780 gonna pass chuck liddell to fight how what are you talking about he's 23 years old i'm in my

00:29:35.840 fucking prime but i think then the question has to be does does he want to because as his boy 0.96

00:29:41.260 and i know you've talked about this before like as his boy like do you want your son in the in 0.98

00:29:47.420 absolutely not to gun different that's how i feel about him no but i feel that same way about him

00:29:51.800 I'm like, I don't want him getting punched. 0.99

00:29:52.880 I don't want him getting fucked up. 1.00

00:29:54.140 If he fought CM Punk, he's not going to, he's going to whoop his ass, right? 1.00

00:29:57.000 And then get out. 0.98

00:29:57.900 Now, if you tell me, hey, Shob, I want to, I'm going to become the UFC champion. 0.84

00:30:01.580 I'm going to beat Tyrone Woodley. 0.75

00:30:02.680 I'm like, well, geez, let's pump the brakes, brother.

00:30:05.280 You make more in a month than any fighter ever.

00:30:08.300 So let's chill. 0.99

00:30:09.140 But that's problematic with him because when he tastes blood, he's fucking, like, like 0.99

00:30:13.300 he started boxing. 1.00

00:30:14.300 He's like, yo, I fucking love this shit, bro. 1.00

00:30:15.960 I'm a, I'm a be a boxer. 1.00

00:30:17.100 And he would be, yeah.

00:30:18.240 And he would be amazing.

00:30:19.360 That's great.

00:30:19.900 If you tell me you want to go to the UFC

00:30:22.140 And just to check that box

00:30:23.740 I'm sure you guys can figure that out

00:30:25.420 If you say you want a career

00:30:26.440 That's a different conversation

00:30:27.500 I don't

00:30:28.000 Definitely don't think you should do that

00:30:29.900 At all

00:30:30.480 That's not smart

00:30:31.360 I just want

00:30:32.280 I just want the one fight dog

00:30:33.380 I want to do it bucket list thing

00:30:34.760 But you want the one fight

00:30:36.580 To get validated in the UFC

00:30:38.160 Because you don't need them

00:30:39.800 You could

00:30:40.240 I know

00:30:40.560 We can

00:30:41.020 We can

00:30:41.780 We 0.99

00:30:42.680 Like I'm fucking part 1.00

00:30:43.620 Let's fucking go 0.99

00:30:45.080 Manager Jeff just walked in 1.00

00:30:46.320 We got a fucking partner 1.00

00:30:47.580 What's up brother 1.00

00:30:48.360 What are you doing the neck thing for

00:30:49.360 don't pick a fight with him bro come on no but if there i'm not gonna lie if there was a person 1.00

00:30:55.460 to do it with is that fucking tell me it's not him i know my shit i know my shit i'm a fan 0.99

00:30:59.640 but the thing but the thing you don't i don't know so you have more followers you have more 0.99

00:31:05.960 clout you have more traction than the entire organization so why going to business where

00:31:12.020 you're not gonna you're not running the show yeah that's my that's my thing that's his you

00:31:16.400 are 100 right because you want to check the boss to get validated it would be validation for me

00:31:19.960 that's fair ego thing i don't i don't you don't need anything but that's that's i that's fair

00:31:24.660 so as someone who's been uh in the ufc for so long you know it's it's a brutal sport you know

00:31:32.100 some say the worst yeah so for someone getting into it what are your concerns because you got

00:31:37.420 out of it you moved past it and you're doing different things like health wise like for for

00:31:43.180 him particularly yeah it it doesn't make a whole lot of sense i mean you're you're killing it in 0.83

00:31:49.160 this lane like just fucking destroying so for you to go say again if it's one fight i'm all about it 0.81

00:31:56.000 challenge yourself it's one for the record version you tell your son about it yeah you win a ufc fight 0.97

00:32:00.040 that's huge it only builds everything right it builds everything um one fight is cool with but

00:32:06.080 and i don't think you can get brain trauma from that you're gonna be good for the one fight yeah

00:32:09.920 How do you feel since 2015?

00:32:12.460 You back?

00:32:13.380 Like, did you get?

00:32:15.380 Like, injury-wise?

00:32:16.060 Yeah.

00:32:16.620 You know, remember I played football since I was six? 0.92

00:32:19.700 I'm sure that fucked you up. 0.98

00:32:21.340 I'm sure that fucked you up. 0.99

00:32:23.200 Is it worse? 0.99

00:32:24.460 Football's rough, man.

00:32:25.580 Fighting's tough.

00:32:26.160 They're both tough.

00:32:26.840 So, I don't know.

00:32:28.040 Some guys don't suffer from CT or brain trauma. 0.99

00:32:30.600 It could kick in fucking tomorrow. 0.99

00:32:32.300 I don't know. 0.99

00:32:32.960 I feel all right.

00:32:35.080 You look all right.

00:32:36.060 Yeah, I feel all right.

00:32:36.720 Yeah, you look good.

00:32:37.600 Forgot my name.

00:32:38.400 Whatever.

00:32:39.920 Well, I noticed you got the Hamza hand on your necklace.

00:32:43.980 So have you taken a little bit of a spiritual path since leaving?

00:32:47.420 Or has this always been a thing?

00:32:48.500 We can go down this road if you guys want to get serious.

00:32:51.340 Spencer's the spiritual guy.

00:32:52.340 You trying to get serious here?

00:32:53.520 All right.

00:32:54.020 So I have a two and a half year old son and he's a little monster.

00:32:58.140 He's the best thing I've ever had in my life.

00:32:59.300 You know when people say, kids, it changed your life.

00:33:01.680 Dude, I've done some cool shit in my life. 0.74

00:33:03.280 There's nothing better than my kid. 0.97

00:33:04.600 There's nothing better.

00:33:05.440 I'm telling you guys. 0.99

00:33:06.360 I want to fucking squad. 0.99

00:33:07.420 I got to stop. 0.99

00:33:08.560 dude this kid it's gonna happen yeah but he's just trying to get any kid like he'd take a kid 0.97

00:33:12.420 off the street do it anyway fucking do it i want to be a foster parent i want to do i don't know 0.99

00:33:19.200 i'm ready bro fuck already yeah so um my uh my son's my world man it's everything the most 0.99

00:33:25.140 important thing in my life is him i do everything for him i try to make him proud is his name tiger 0.99

00:33:28.920 tiger packs yeah it's always tiger packs research brother packs up to my uncle yeah that's awesome

00:33:33.760 so um he uh randomly started like he started freaking out like we'd be good take him out of

00:33:41.360 the bath and he'd start seizing up and his lips turn blue and he would go papa boo boo and point 0.99

00:33:47.120 to his brain happened once i'm like i'm i don't know brain freeze or some shit i'm an idiot i'm 0.97

00:33:52.060 like uh probably like an icy we don't have an icy machine that makes no sense so uh three days later 0.97

00:33:57.260 happens again and then i'm on the road in utah and uh my girl never bothers me on the roads i'm

00:34:03.000 working man i had like i think two or three shows in the night and i get a text from she goes are

00:34:07.020 you busy and she knew i had a big show and i'm like yeah i'm between shows i'm going on in 30

00:34:11.260 minutes she goes okay call me after i'm like oh hell no something's up yeah so i call and she

00:34:15.020 goes we're rushing the emergency room because uh tiger had a a seizure again it lasted longer and

00:34:21.740 he's not doing well and i'm like i'm balling man i'm gonna go on stage sold out crowd in 30 minutes 0.65

00:34:27.060 i'm in the green room i'm crying crying and i'm like what the fuck people bought tickets i gotta 0.97

00:34:31.800 go out there. So I'm like, I'll go out there and I'll, I'll do a shorter set. And I told my brother, 0.94

00:34:36.820 I go, um, Joanna is my fiance's name. I go, she's going to call if my son's okay. Just wave the

00:34:42.620 phone. Like I get emotional. I go wave the phone like this. And, um, I'm like 30 minutes in the

00:34:48.960 show and my brother never comes, never waves the phone. So my mom like, Oh, it's bad. It's bad.

00:34:53.600 So I cut the show early, still put on a good show. Professional walk back. And I call my girl.

00:34:58.720 She's like, we're in the mincer room.

00:34:59.940 They're running all these tests.

00:35:01.140 We're trying to figure it out.

00:35:02.500 They don't know, but he's okay right now.

00:35:04.560 So then we got to set up all these specialists.

00:35:07.520 And I'm, the worst thing you can do, I'm on the internet, Googling.

00:35:10.920 Are you on WebMD, bro?

00:35:12.180 Not do that.

00:35:13.080 So I start thinking tumor, this, this.

00:35:15.440 I'm freaking out.

00:35:16.220 I fly home the next flight out early.

00:35:18.380 I was going to drive that night from Utah to LA, trying to figure it out.

00:35:22.560 So we sent all the specialists.

00:35:24.120 Then the specialist runs all these tests on him.

00:35:27.200 And they call us.

00:35:27.980 They go, he has benign epileptic seizures.

00:35:31.040 And so I'm like, not doing well, freaking out.

00:35:33.800 They want to put him on this medication.

00:35:35.460 And then I'm reading all the side effects medication, how it can change your demeanor.

00:35:40.280 It's not good and all this stuff.

00:35:41.580 And I'm like, God, this can't be the way, man.

00:35:44.300 And this is where the internet is so fucking cool.

00:35:46.320 Because then I went on some blog or like some form where there's other parents who kids suffered from this. 0.86

00:35:51.960 And they go, do not give your kid the prescriptions that the doctors are giving you.

00:35:55.740 Try CBD oil.

00:35:56.720 hell yeah so i gave him i gave him cbd oil well and this is back to this so when i gave him cbd oil

00:36:03.880 the same day my boy chase gregory gave me this and i'm not that religious of a person i prayed 0.97

00:36:08.700 like a motherfucker that night and prayed like nobody's business prayed every day since then 0.94

00:36:14.600 and then he my boy gave me this thing and my son's never had one since since he gave me this 0.99

00:36:19.420 it's because of cbd oil he's never had one since that's beautiful well there's there's a difference

00:36:23.860 between a long story and i apologize no no no you had me kind of tensing up in the heart there's a

00:36:29.320 difference though between religion and spirituality so would you say you're you're spiritual you're

00:36:35.600 getting in touch with that or i have to because um i didn't know what else to do and i got on my

00:36:40.680 hands and knees again backstage and just went dude take whatever you want from me but not my son man 0.98

00:36:46.580 please like i'll do anything man yeah like why out of all the fucking kids why what are you doing man 0.99

00:36:53.800 I'm a good person. 0.99

00:36:55.300 I'm a great, I'm a good fucking person, man. 0.98

00:36:57.640 Like, I donate. 0.99

00:36:59.960 My guy, I don't even know, his son was having horrible brain problems.

00:37:03.940 I covered his medical bills.

00:37:05.060 Like, dude, I'm a good guy, man.

00:37:06.880 Why is this happening to my son?

00:37:08.480 So then I get mad. 0.99

00:37:09.640 But then I just fucking prayed, prayed, prayed. 0.99

00:37:11.660 I don't know if it works. 0.99

00:37:13.020 I'm not a religious person.

00:37:14.820 But something happened.

00:37:15.880 Who are you praying to?

00:37:17.380 I don't know.

00:37:18.060 Yeah.

00:37:18.340 I wish I did.

00:37:19.100 Yeah.

00:37:19.300 But something happened because that CBD oil, the miracle of that,

00:37:22.960 he has no proms now that's incredible that is actually incredible and that and and and and

00:37:29.860 very thankful blessed for you yeah to the man up there because um you think all this is important

00:37:37.600 like you think your cars or your house and you know i have a lot of toys too you know i'm saying

00:37:42.740 like everything's good you think that's important until you have a child i was about to say and

00:37:46.740 they get sick and you're like no no no dude i will take it all i'll live on the street just

00:37:51.420 please make him healthy i will do whatever you want as a father that's something i mean i'm sure

00:37:57.100 you don't you don't think about that when you sign up to become a father but such a um important and

00:38:05.920 vital part i mean is that a is that still a fear of yours because i can only imagine like dude my

00:38:11.240 offspring if every day every day brother every day so i you know i was telling you um bought a

00:38:17.980 house close to here I moved because I want to take every sort of precaution to get you know I

00:38:25.320 live in a busy area now in Santa Monica too busy we're out we're we're now there I have the means

00:38:30.380 to do it we're putting them somewhere it's way safer you can run around be a kid Santa Monica

00:38:34.920 you don't want to raise a kid it's too busy yeah everything every every day I wake up he's at

00:38:39.340 school now if I see a statistic on car crashes on the highway I'm like god damn I think about that

00:38:44.160 where do you draw the line with that too because because you know you read so much nowadays about

00:38:49.780 this helicopter parents they call them about these these parents that kind of like isolate

00:38:54.760 their children from every potential um like threat or or you know like a thing that might

00:39:01.540 rub them the wrong way like where do you say okay like where'd you grow up in aurora colorado yeah

00:39:07.400 and were you were you sheltered or did you have like the full-on experience freedom man yeah and

00:39:12.260 But they got to learn, but it's just tough.

00:39:14.380 I wish I had the answer, brother.

00:39:15.900 You know, I grew up playing sports,

00:39:17.620 and I grew up in a predominantly African-American neighborhood.

00:39:21.340 So me and my brother were constantly getting, you know,

00:39:23.440 he was getting in fights, and I was, you know,

00:39:25.340 the way I stuck out was through sports.

00:39:27.540 That's how I got good at sports is to be cool where I'm from,

00:39:30.560 you have to be good at football or basketball. 1.00

00:39:32.100 Pick a fucking lane. 1.00

00:39:33.160 You're not just going to be this kid. 1.00

00:39:34.360 So I got really good at sports.

00:39:35.940 I'd wear cleats to school.

00:39:37.720 People would make fun of me because I'd clack in the hallways.

00:39:40.440 Make fun of me because when recess comes,

00:39:42.260 I'm ready.

00:39:42.820 I'm ready.

00:39:43.740 That's why you did it.

00:39:44.680 That's how serious you got.

00:39:45.520 In preparation for kickball.

00:39:46.580 Yep.

00:39:47.020 That's it, bro.

00:39:47.820 Wanted that traction.

00:39:48.780 Amazing.

00:39:49.220 Yeah.

00:39:49.680 Wanted that traction.

00:39:50.540 Yeah.

00:39:50.860 Playing for keeps.

00:39:51.800 So that shift from that fighting mentality to now kind of more like a conscious switch,

00:39:58.020 like that's a complete 180.

00:39:59.860 It's a 180, but the only similarities that help me now that I learned from football and

00:40:05.300 from fighting is the work ethic.

00:40:07.160 Yeah.

00:40:07.460 Truth.

00:40:08.200 Truth.

00:40:08.620 I just, that comes wherever I'm at.

00:40:11.180 Whatever we're doing.

00:40:12.260 Whatever you want to do, that's there.

00:40:14.060 I don't slack on any of that.

00:40:15.460 100% that and my father are where I got my work ethic from,

00:40:20.420 which I can attribute every single one of my successes to. 0.99

00:40:23.820 Like I will work, I'll work fucking anyone. 0.99

00:40:26.760 Good luck. 0.99

00:40:27.940 Good luck.

00:40:28.580 Yeah, bring it.

00:40:29.780 And it's from sports.

00:40:31.140 And I think they're good for that reason.

00:40:32.440 Although I have eight knee surgeries and a plate in my head.

00:40:35.360 Sure, I'll take it.

00:40:36.020 And here's the thing for people watching this to listen to this.

00:40:40.600 I assume this. 0.97

00:40:41.980 so when i don't i didn't need you to tell me that i know you're a monster and a beast that's why 0.99

00:40:47.080 that's why you know fucking lines are attracted to each other you know i'm saying like i don't do a 0.99

00:40:52.820 ton of other podcasts but soon yeah man the the respect's there he's a monster what is um and i 0.99

00:40:59.920 ask this in the most non trying to um jerk myself off ways what what is the uh perception of me

00:41:05.680 in your world the comedian fighter space um because you know like i mentioned mentioned

00:41:11.900 earlier it's like i know traditional hollywood currently is like sort of uh we're beefing

00:41:17.020 you're warming up a little bit yeah i'm warming up again this is you're beefing because you're

00:41:21.500 a threat you're not beefing because you don't have talent you're beefing because you're a threat

00:41:26.160 well also because they guess what name any celebrity who's beefing with you cool start a

00:41:30.840 youtube channel start a podcast let me know how it goes for you they can't do it now can you act

00:41:35.560 yep are you a funny guy yep do you check all the boxes yep could you sell merch yep they so they

00:41:41.400 they're threatened that's all so when that that hate it's not that they don't like you as a person

00:41:45.860 they're threatened because you threaten their identity that's where that comes from so when i

00:41:50.160 hear that stuff in the comedian space this i'm shooting a comedy special in january i've been

00:41:53.800 coming for three years it's showtime yeah showtime very cool it's a big deal very yeah i saw that

00:41:57.920 that's a lot of comics take 10 15 20 years because so there's a lot of hate on me i get it man what

00:42:03.440 I 100% get it

00:42:04.740 Oh in the comedy circle

00:42:06.680 Because you kind of got

00:42:07.980 You jolted to the top

00:42:09.300 Yeah

00:42:09.520 Pretty quickly

00:42:09.980 Yeah

00:42:10.260 For sure

00:42:10.940 I mean pretty quickly

00:42:12.460 I say that with quotes

00:42:13.940 Yeah no

00:42:14.440 Do you use that

00:42:15.420 To your benefit

00:42:16.120 A little bit

00:42:17.540 What do you mean

00:42:17.980 With all that hate coming in

00:42:19.360 Can you use it

00:42:20.660 In a way

00:42:21.200 To help propel you

00:42:22.360 Something's working

00:42:23.560 Obviously

00:42:23.960 I don't listen to it

00:42:25.080 You know I'm like

00:42:25.440 Oh cool man

00:42:26.120 Yeah I don't know what to tell you

00:42:27.340 Crazy right

00:42:28.000 You got a

00:42:28.700 You got a dream goal

00:42:29.980 For comedy

00:42:30.820 Do you want it to go on tour

00:42:32.160 Arena tour

00:42:32.880 netflix special uh i mean a showtime special is big it's huge that's up there it's big i remember

00:42:38.300 like when i started uh my first set ever at the comedy store someone said what's the goal i went

00:42:42.940 my my championship belt in life is if i could do a comedy special so you know it's happened in january

00:42:48.780 19th and it's it's gonna be a different special creatively than anything you've seen so um i don't

00:42:55.240 know man what's the refinery look like on making sure that 60 minute special is the best thing

00:43:02.640 you've ever done in your life to date yeah uh how how how hard are you working to make sure that is

00:43:07.940 perfect we're trying to figure out i've done over a hundred one hour shows this year leading up to

00:43:14.520 it and we've had since i think october we've had 46 hour shows just to get to that point so you

00:43:22.260 feel like you're probably close close right now yeah yeah you have any advice for anyone who wants 0.95

00:43:27.100 to start comedy because like i said this shit is not easy go just do it because again i uh 0.93

00:43:32.400 um everyone has their insecurity and stuff like that i just think if you prepare man and and you 0.98

00:43:37.780 just got to get out there and start doing it and you're going to figure it out so everyone did that

00:43:41.360 everyone started there you're obviously becoming one of the best and very successful is there a

00:43:46.680 moment that you had a flop like it was like embarrassing or no definitely not one of the

00:43:51.380 best i'm good at with with what i do especially for the time it's a good product right i showcase

00:43:55.900 for a showtime they greenlit some other networks being lit so i'm doing something right not the

00:43:59.880 best i'm fucking close i still got a long ways to go um but as far as bombing of course i bombed 0.88

00:44:05.580 with new material fucking four weeks ago at the comedy store you know how awkward that is 0.98

00:44:09.760 it's you know awkward like i've ate all the dicks in the room yeah and then i gotta walk back and 0.97

00:44:15.260 you got the best in the world like thanks man you know you're like right on guys sometimes you 0.99

00:44:21.260 gotta eat a dick i can i can imagine coming from um the fight space trying to hop into the comedy 0.88

00:44:27.220 space and and having a hurdle if you will it's not easy to to look at your peers and be like 1.00

00:44:33.220 fuck like maybe they're right maybe i shouldn't be here there's always that like self-doubt 0.95

00:44:37.320 there's always that self-doubt when i act when i go to act in movies bro you can i walk on set i'm 0.99

00:44:42.920 like the youtuber with like i know the vlog and i'm just like i know these people fucking hate me 0.61

00:44:47.600 but i'm just gonna like try my best to fit in don't you think that's your own insecurity because 0.53

00:44:51.020 i'm the same way when i go to the comic store my friend brian my brian count who's a phenomenal

00:44:54.900 comedian my partner and fighting the kid he goes dude when you walk in when you get around other

00:44:58.640 comedians your shoulders getting there you get slumped over i'm like i don't know what it is

00:45:03.080 i go they're talking about me goes no they're not yeah everyone loves you man like they see

00:45:08.700 the work you're putting in um i don't you i think you think that's happening but i think

00:45:13.300 you'd be surprised how many people like dude he's doing it man and if they're not 0.97

00:45:17.060 fuck them yes i love that logic i think some of the biggest ones from from just what i've noticed 0.98

00:45:22.940 from you sharing the biggest ones feel that threat but there's a lot of the supporting roles that i 0.99

00:45:27.720 know for a fact think that way i agree it's just like like uh like where i met that girl um was on

00:45:34.820 a movie a feature film uh which by the way hopefully that comes out 2019 is gonna be a

00:45:41.480 good year for me um but i know for a fact they hated me man like hatred really yeah yeah yeah

00:45:48.440 From the director all the way down?

00:45:50.300 No, not the director.

00:45:51.260 No, no.

00:45:51.800 It was the cast.

00:45:53.100 It was my peers in Hollywood.

00:45:55.000 The actors.

00:45:55.780 Did you do something?

00:45:57.040 No.

00:45:57.600 Or was it because the hottest girl on set likes you?

00:46:00.420 You're coming in.

00:46:01.080 You have everything going for you.

00:46:03.160 Again, that's their own insecurity.

00:46:03.920 He feels like this non-traditional actor.

00:46:06.800 And he separates actors in Hollywood into these two groups.

00:46:09.720 One that are like, yo, I want to have fun and act with my boys.

00:46:12.420 And then there's another group of, he calls them like actors.

00:46:14.980 Like they study them. 0.99

00:46:16.320 Vesvians.

00:46:16.880 Exactly. 0.97

00:46:17.300 That's fine. 0.99

00:46:17.980 but there's room for all that right like look at johnny knoxville he had a fucking background 0.99

00:46:23.220 acting he killed it for a fucking hot second killed it did you see steve-o on we had steve-o 0.99

00:46:28.920 love steve-o great dude man yeah he did he uh he set his nuts on fire or something it's close he 0.98

00:46:33.920 took his he changed genders uh mangina yeah on set no hands mangina never seen anything like it

00:46:40.040 that's a tough act hey can i ask a question whatever you got brother you you had a thing 1.00

00:46:44.660 with ronda rousey correct who who was one of the biggest uh female ufc fighter one of the used to 0.50

00:46:50.160 be yeah yeah retired is that relationship like do you ever find yourself just beating the shit out

00:46:55.240 of each other like like how do you saying when we were dating how do you not end up like full-on

00:47:01.140 like wrestling in a relationship with two very good talented ufc fighters who are both i mean

00:47:07.380 i'm assuming but were you were you you know butting heads no well you're talking about two alpha kind

00:47:13.300 alpha motherfuckers yeah and not just like like fighting alphas but it's almost like like you're 0.53

00:47:19.160 a funny guy like you don't want to be funny all the time you're checking that box at your work 0.99

00:47:23.740 so when you're outside of that like when you when you're when you're working out seven hours a day

00:47:28.840 for your job at home it's completely opposite you're so passive because you're like i don't

00:47:32.680 i've used that energy that that that aggro energy on all day at work so here it wasn't the case

00:47:38.100 meet she's a she's a great person man she's a really good person what she did for the sport

00:47:42.400 she's a pioneer and she's gonna go down as a legend we and we just weren't we weren't a match

00:47:47.860 man and there's nothing wrong with that we're more friends we start off as friends and then

00:47:51.200 whatever became serious and you know and she's moved on she's married now to a great dude and

00:47:55.460 travis brown hopefully they have little freaking miracle babies yeah so just because you're not a

00:48:00.620 match you know people think i hate or something like that i don't that's i want the best for it 1.00

00:48:04.480 she's killing it in the wwe i have my fiance he's a fucking dying piece she looks like she's from 0.99

00:48:09.040 mars yeah her body's ridiculous i have a kiddo like everything's all good man aren't you happy 1.00

00:48:14.220 you didn't get hung up on like an x and that you were able to move on to to knowing something

00:48:18.420 better was coming down the line i never get hung up i never look back i couldn't tell you what

00:48:22.000 happened last week man yeah that's what i'm saying you gotta keep moving forward right yeah i mean

00:48:26.400 you know you guys know that you've had some freaking issue are you hung up on an x is it

00:48:30.300 our soulmate our combination soulmate how about when we got on here we're all yeah she's great

00:48:35.000 man the best i go ever i just let me just we both stared off into the sunset i was all yo i just

00:48:41.720 can't believe you do you still have her number just kidding i just can't believe you you came

00:48:47.380 on like not knowing if we were still together like i i didn't i didn't want to get into that

00:48:51.720 i didn't want that was the first thing i wanted i wanted to dive in i like your style brother

00:48:55.620 yeah just did it and nasty you guys cool oh yeah yeah they're they're cooler than me and her are

00:49:02.240 by the way you had an issue are you the reason they broke up no i'm not he said yeah yo yo all

00:49:08.300 jokes aside and we joke about this a lot he says i am but like i was getting so serious you definitely 0.99

00:49:12.480 are i wasn't i wasn't i got defensive i wasn't you got defensive no fuck that bro you know she's a 0.99

00:49:17.600 bitch bro no i'm not the reason she did it man no but no but i was never around i wasn't around i 0.99

00:49:22.700 hadn't moved here yet i was still in new york and they were and and he would hit me up all the time 0.94

00:49:26.060 be like ah she's doing this she's doing that and i'm like yo yeah hold on before the fans attack

00:49:31.740 i'm joking we joke he's not he is not the reason we broke up have you been in a ton of hate did i

00:49:36.640 just i did get to no i on some of it but but listen like yeah the thing is like

00:49:41.000 jeff is doing the neck jeff is doing the neck yo have you heard sex before fight is that does 0.95

00:49:46.200 that fuck up your performance jeff the man jeff jeff's doing the neck jeff jeff looks like jeff 0.99

00:49:50.680 looks like the guy who fucks over johnny depp in blow he looks like the guy the the cocaine drug 1.00

00:49:57.320 dealer fucks and as you know when the manager does the neck thing that means actually keep 0.99

00:50:00.840 fucking gone because that's the meat right there bro he's like ratings no no no no ratings let's 1.00

00:50:06.860 go here oh wait i'm a call who is it yeah does he live here too hey jeff you want to move in 0.99

00:50:12.400 jeff you looking for a spot not right now maybe after this we got a lot we got a lot of folks

00:50:18.800 living here jeff is not one of them but yo yeah sex before a fight uh yeah it's all a myth is it 0.96

00:50:23.580 i was balls deep yeah you have to be because here's the thing it's such an old school myth 0.97

00:50:27.960 Because if you're not having sex 0.75

00:50:30.220 Your body producing the testosterone goes

00:50:32.380 Oh let's stop working 1.00

00:50:33.580 He's not using this shit 0.98

00:50:34.720 So when you release that load 0.99

00:50:38.840 When you release that load

00:50:40.280 Your body's going to start regenerating

00:50:42.720 And building testosterone 0.98

00:50:43.580 I hate the dog

00:50:44.640 I didn't do it for a month

00:50:45.740 Because I heard this

00:50:46.380 Well call me 0.99

00:50:47.620 I fucked up 0.99

00:50:48.600 And then 0.99

00:50:49.280 Sorry I'm just going to say it

00:50:52.480 I can't wait for this

00:50:53.740 I shouldn't say it

00:50:55.220 No please say it

00:50:56.200 Say it

00:50:56.820 The night before the fight

00:50:58.500 Like

00:50:59.600 You did it

00:51:00.620 No I didn't do it 0.98

00:51:01.700 You jacked off hard 0.62

00:51:02.700 No I didn't 1.00

00:51:03.400 She was there with me

00:51:04.760 And like 1.00

00:51:05.820 Blue balls

00:51:07.400 Yes 0.74

00:51:08.020 To the highest degree

00:51:09.940 What a terrible idea

00:51:11.260 Which is worse

00:51:12.560 Which is worse than anything

00:51:13.700 What are you a fighter from the 40s

00:51:15.440 Do you think that's why he got tired

00:51:16.780 Rocky Marciano

00:51:17.800 For the first time in my life

00:51:20.160 I felt what it was like

00:51:21.900 Like I got used

00:51:23.460 And abused

00:51:24.480 In a relationship

00:51:25.240 Even in a relationship

00:51:26.100 and then she went to sleep

00:51:27.380 and I was just laying there

00:51:28.520 on my back

00:51:28.980 like looking up at the sky

00:51:30.100 like I was like

00:51:30.900 you'd have performed better.

00:51:33.340 Yeah.

00:51:33.500 I'm not saying 0.97

00:51:34.300 have a huge orgy 0.97

00:51:35.500 where you're dripping sweat 0.99

00:51:36.760 and your legs are all tensed up.

00:51:38.160 But also why not?

00:51:38.720 But you can get down.

00:51:39.920 Yeah.

00:51:40.500 You can get down.

00:51:41.400 You think there's anything wrong 0.67

00:51:42.020 with huge orgies?

00:51:43.980 Oh no.

00:51:44.860 I mean it's a little complicated.

00:51:46.260 You're almost like

00:51:46.680 an offensive coordinator.

00:51:47.880 It's a lot of movement

00:51:48.640 going on fluid.

00:51:49.740 Because I'm asking for a friend.

00:51:50.900 Yeah yeah sure.

00:51:51.680 No you guys figure

00:51:52.200 I'm sure you've never done that

00:51:53.360 at this place.

00:51:54.020 Yeah we'll figure it out.

00:51:54.700 Well nah bro.

00:51:55.740 Yeah, we just keep it.

00:51:56.900 Yo, look.

00:51:57.600 Air free, squeaky clean brand.

00:51:59.720 And I like to portray that upon my audience.

00:52:02.240 Can I ask a question on that?

00:52:03.500 No drugs, alcohol?

00:52:04.900 You don't drink at all or nothing?

00:52:06.480 Nah, no drugs.

00:52:07.960 I drink once, twice a month.

00:52:09.900 Yeah, we're the same.

00:52:10.580 Yeah.

00:52:10.980 Can I ask him about the beginning of the year?

00:52:14.680 Because he had some thoughts on it, yeah?

00:52:17.380 What do you got?

00:52:19.020 Nah.

00:52:19.780 Well, we have to now.

00:52:22.300 He had a thing happen.

00:52:23.600 I don't know.

00:52:23.900 You may have heard about it.

00:52:24.740 No, you know about it.

00:52:25.280 You commented on it.

00:52:26.120 With the suicide stuff.

00:52:27.200 Yeah.

00:52:28.320 And I don't want to dive in crazy,

00:52:30.620 but you were one of the first people to comment on it.

00:52:34.380 Was it negative? 0.81

00:52:35.380 And not tell me to go kill myself. 0.99

00:52:37.820 No, come on, man.

00:52:38.920 No, because what I do, listen, man, I got fired from Fox.

00:52:43.600 I've been banned from the UFC because of the things I say.

00:52:45.860 But the things that make you who you are is one of the reasons 0.96

00:52:49.600 Israel went fucks with you because it's real. 0.96

00:52:51.420 now sometimes when i'm real i suffer consequences from it man but it's gotten me this far to the 0.99

00:52:56.840 dance so i can't change with you that's a mistake like you it wasn't like you're a bad person you 0.89

00:53:02.420 met horrible intentions so i don't have an issue with oh he's a young kid shit happens man yeah 0.65

00:53:08.400 and here's the other thing i have to come up with six to seven hours of content a week yeah i'm 0.96

00:53:13.480 gonna say some outlandish shit man you got to come up with content you're in japan the time 0.99

00:53:18.500 change weird food asian new years yes you gotta do some shit man it was the the perfect storm of 0.99

00:53:25.040 me being in what appeared to be the best but was actually the worst part of my life mentally and 0.98

00:53:31.940 i fucked up to the highest degree but it was interesting you learn from it i am i am a whole 0.62

00:53:37.660 different person because all good we got a whole documentary got a whole documentary on the way 0.99

00:53:42.680 all good all fucking good man i did some weird if you put a camera on me or i had a youtube show 0.91

00:53:48.460 at 23 i mean what are we talking about here but everyone wants to judge it's like what were you 0.94

00:53:53.500 doing at 23 and you want to you want to you have a million followers you want to you're not gonna

00:53:57.980 get criticized you're gonna make some mistakes but when you make a mistake because the game you're

00:54:02.160 playing there comes real consequences man yeah fact but it's all good you learn look at you guys

00:54:07.020 now facts i i can speak on on uh intellectual topics that's cool i love this podcast it's all

00:54:12.640 good man i know i know everyone's surprised that i come on this podcast and i'm like articulating

00:54:16.140 my thoughts and he's like, what? He's not just a dumbass 0.98

00:54:18.100 who goes, hey, yo, good morning. 1.00

00:54:20.520 That's what you want. Hey, I'm here.

00:54:22.100 That's what you want, man. Are your hands registered

00:54:23.960 as weapons? They're not. That's a myth too.

00:54:26.160 I was going to ask. That's a myth. Are you fucking

00:54:28.040 kidding me? Have sex 1.00

00:54:29.680 and know your hands aren't weapons. I'm not saying this shit. 1.00

00:54:31.800 It's him. Wait, I was sure 1.00

00:54:33.920 that was true. Now, if

00:54:35.960 I go out and get in a street fight out there because

00:54:37.900 of my history, they might

00:54:39.920 be a little more harsh on me because of

00:54:41.940 my martial arts background. Like you should know better.

00:54:43.880 I'm like, what are you doing, moron? You know how to punch someone. 1.00

00:54:46.140 But they're not lethal weapons. 0.96

00:54:47.480 Are they lethal weapons while you're having sex?

00:54:50.240 Nope.

00:54:50.800 That's the other thing.

00:54:51.620 You think 50 shades of gray with it?

00:54:53.360 No, bro.

00:54:54.220 You're gentle.

00:54:55.060 You're a gentle giant.

00:54:55.800 It's not even that I'm gentle. 0.87

00:54:56.700 I'm lazy in the sex. 0.99

00:54:58.800 I'm fucking lazy. 1.00

00:55:00.020 I just want to chill, man. 0.83

00:55:02.120 Do you like to go multiple times a night?

00:55:05.040 The classic round two.

00:55:06.660 Fellas, I'm 35.

00:55:07.780 I'm saying.

00:55:08.460 He got one round and it's night time.

00:55:10.960 Well, let's not get crazy.

00:55:12.400 I mean, it depends.

00:55:13.260 Question on that.

00:55:14.300 Most of the time. 1.00

00:55:14.840 Do you think, in their own lane, that porn stars—I hate to keep going back to this fucking topic, dude. 1.00

00:55:22.440 No, I love it. 1.00

00:55:23.080 Boy, do I love going back to this fucking topic. 1.00

00:55:25.500 Are porn stars built for their vertical the same way someone like you is built for fighting or LeBron is built for basketball? 1.00

00:55:32.560 Because I will tell you, these girls have one fucking thing on their mind, bro. 1.00

00:55:38.880 All day, all night. 1.00

00:55:40.580 Dick. 0.99

00:55:41.240 Dick, bro. 1.00

00:55:42.240 Well, and vagina. 1.00

00:55:42.980 some of them 1.00

00:55:44.040 some have horrible

00:55:44.740 daddy issues 0.95

00:55:45.420 have no other options 1.00

00:55:46.180 yeah

00:55:46.500 I went

00:55:47.220 I went into it

00:55:48.600 when we had 0.96

00:55:50.000 the porn star on 0.89

00:55:50.920 and I was 0.85

00:55:51.480 open mind right

00:55:53.060 and you never know

00:55:54.040 what they're gonna be like

00:55:54.520 off camera

00:55:55.060 it's uh

00:55:57.640 it'll bum me out

00:55:58.320 it'll tire you out

00:56:00.120 it'll bum me out

00:56:00.880 a little bit 0.98

00:56:01.280 it'll tire you the fuck out 0.92

00:56:02.660 oh yeah 0.80

00:56:03.040 did you take it for a spin

00:56:03.980 or are you single

00:56:04.880 what do you mean tired

00:56:05.780 I'm getting a call

00:56:07.140 perpetually single 0.76

00:56:08.160 he will never

00:56:08.800 yeah

00:56:09.040 I'm not a

00:56:09.980 single for the rest of his life

00:56:10.980 it might happen

00:56:11.700 the manager's like 0.99

00:56:12.460 God damn. 1.00

00:56:13.180 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:56:13.560 Jeff frowns upon this show.

00:56:15.300 I want to be real.

00:56:16.820 He's shaking his head at me.

00:56:19.240 Make sure if you want to sponsor Impulsive, send Jeff an email.

00:56:22.980 Jeff is going to unplug the set right now.

00:56:26.520 You commented on the Tyson Fury.

00:56:31.040 Wilder.

00:56:31.560 Wilder fight.

00:56:32.320 Yeah.

00:56:32.460 And I know you felt strongly about the results of that.

00:56:36.340 Is boxing suffering right now?

00:56:39.000 No, Bob.

00:56:39.760 It's so funny.

00:56:40.700 people go the golden age talk about boxing never been better but if if you would have told me i'm

00:56:46.020 sure the showtime executives say the same thing if you went hey man you have the biggest heavyweight

00:56:50.560 fight in a long ass time it's gonna end in a draw they'd went that's worst case scenario that's a

00:56:54.940 nightmare yeah now it's best case it it could not be any better for those guys you had an epic fight 0.99

00:57:00.820 my thing is is gun to the head who won that fight probably fury why why a gun to your head 0.96

00:57:07.720 I don't know 0.99

00:57:08.500 that's so aggressive

00:57:09.480 it's an analogy

00:57:10.020 that's so aggressive

00:57:10.640 no but I'm saying

00:57:11.580 that was so obvious

00:57:13.280 to me that Fury won

00:57:14.280 and that's fine

00:57:15.460 and there's argument

00:57:16.760 for that

00:57:17.240 you can say dude

00:57:17.840 he easy won these rounds

00:57:18.800 but when you look at it

00:57:20.000 some of the early rounds

00:57:20.920 were close

00:57:21.680 it's not a crime

00:57:24.120 that it was

00:57:24.480 my whole thing on this

00:57:26.000 it's not a crime

00:57:27.040 that was a draw

00:57:27.600 I'm like

00:57:27.820 I can kind of see

00:57:29.040 how they had that

00:57:29.680 I don't have a problem 1.00

00:57:30.280 with the huge knockouts 1.00

00:57:31.340 alright that's fine

00:57:32.260 I'm not all up in arms 1.00

00:57:33.640 like a draw

00:57:34.220 this is crazy

00:57:35.080 I'm like

00:57:35.380 I can kind of see

00:57:36.340 how they got there

00:57:36.800 that's fine

00:57:37.260 rematch can be dope yeah true i don't cry like everybody like that they're boxing so crooked 1.00

00:57:41.500 i'll say no that's fine all right cool next one how bad did that fuck vegas man vega man no one 0.98

00:57:46.760 really bets on a draw but you should it's because you look at the canelo triple g the first fight 0.97

00:57:51.000 which was a draw you you look at um you know some of the other fights draws happen more often is

00:57:55.700 ever staged i don't think it's so it's not staged but they're bought the foundation of boxing has

00:58:02.520 been around for so long just like politics there's gonna be some corruptions the ufc's not staged

00:58:07.920 there's no corruption you just have shitty judging they don't know what they're watching

00:58:11.280 because it hasn't been around that long yeah so there's corruption in boxing especially with the 0.98

00:58:15.000 judges how do you i hate judges like how do you get a shitty judge good question hey rick uh you

00:58:20.960 know thanks for taking pictures from my daughter's graduation do you mind coming in they have weird 1.00

00:58:25.240 standards and you know there's a commission and like that adelaide bird like she's the fucking 1.00

00:58:30.600 worse. The worst. But somehow 1.00

00:58:32.860 she keeps working. She teaches a class

00:58:35.000 on fucking judges. Do you think 1.00

00:58:36.400 they have them back? Because they're like, yo, it's kind of

00:58:38.680 fun having ass judges around. 0.99

00:58:40.920 Dude, they go to dinner 1.00

00:58:42.680 with the promoter and stuff the night

00:58:44.580 before. It's like politics.

00:58:46.860 That rips my soul out, dude. 1.00

00:58:48.800 You have these- Knock bitches out, you won't have a problem. 1.00

00:58:51.100 Truth. Honestly, truth. 1.00

00:58:52.600 I will take that advice. I will take that advice

00:58:54.820 for my next fight. Because I should have

00:58:56.600 knocked the kid out and I should have never left it up 0.96

00:58:58.540 to the judges and now i was fucked because of it see but but i never have an issue with the draw 0.96

00:59:03.500 sometimes it's so close especially at a really really high level it's so close how are you gonna 0.88

00:59:08.220 fuck one guy out of it do a draw have him rematch yeah do you think that logan's fight was a good

00:59:13.140 call on the draw i i had logan winning and i was surprised because i watched the first uh 0.98

00:59:18.160 number of rounds and i thought you easily took it and then people like dude keep watching though

00:59:22.580 because the guy comes back i was like kind of but it is what you got a little you got a little tired 0.94

00:59:26.980 man that was that was probably one of the um most nerve-wracking things i've ever fucking 0.97

00:59:31.540 watched in my life i was i was your buddy's your buddy's throwing down i was in the fucking front 0.97

00:59:35.280 here's the thing it was so so with you getting tired that's not a case of you not being prepared 0.95

00:59:40.180 or you're you weren't in shape that's a case of nerves and not having experience that's what he 0.60

00:59:44.140 said because that's all it is i've never i i work fucking hard and i have never worked that hard in 0.73

00:59:51.540 my life to be so prepared like dude i was running four miles at like a five six minute pace not 0.74

00:59:59.300 tired at all like i had never been in that good of shape then all of a sudden it's a third round

01:00:02.860 and i'm exhausted cannot breathe you can't but you can't where does that come from you can't

01:00:06.780 duplicate that because your nerves which that that expends so much energy and the nerves before the

01:00:11.740 fight and you don't know because you don't have the experience happens to everyone you don't have

01:00:15.260 the experience you know when to relax yeah when to move bro manchester arena like enemy turf bro

01:00:21.820 it was you don't have no fighting experience manchester it's huge yeah my advice and i wish

01:00:26.300 i could have gotten your ear and i you know i've cornered brian ortega who just fought this weekend

01:00:29.580 i've cornered uh pat cummins a lot of you know boxing ufc my advice especially for you would 0.72

01:00:35.100 let him use all that negative let him freak the fuck out you're so athletic stick behind your jab 0.72

01:00:41.100 footwork. Let's jab the 0.99

01:00:42.920 piss out of him for those first few 0.99

01:00:45.060 rounds. Let him get tired. Then we're going to knock his ass out. 0.99

01:00:47.660 KSI, 1.00

01:00:48.700 you are fucked for the next fight. 1.00

01:00:51.100 I am coming for your head, brother. 1.00

01:00:53.200 Yo, this has been

01:00:54.780 amazing. Fucking incredible. I got one last 0.98

01:00:57.120 thing. What we got? Eight inches.

01:00:59.000 In the fighting community.

01:01:00.660 He got me beat, and the girl told me

01:01:03.100 that. Eight inches. I knew it. Did she tell you?

01:01:05.220 I knew you were going to go there. Did she tell you? I had to ask.

01:01:08.080 That's all I had. God damn it. 0.99

01:01:09.540 I'm still packing. 0.99

01:01:10.440 legitimately with the with the fighting community after that first fight it's a youtube boxing match

01:01:16.880 it's like the first of its kind killed does that give it more credibility now for the second fight

01:01:21.960 do you think more people are going to tune in and take it a little i think so because it wasn't such 0.90

01:01:26.240 a shit show you know i'm saying like a lot of times when people do that type of thing it can 0.85

01:01:30.700 be a little of a shit show and it looks very amateur this wasn't the case yeah because because 0.99

01:01:34.960 you're an athletic dude and you put the work in it wasn't like you're drinking beer and like 0.99

01:01:39.160 sparring you got this gut and we go out like jesus christ man just trying to capitalize with 0.98

01:01:43.540 your fan base you took it serious as a pro so that's why i fucked with that's that's why i 0.99

01:01:47.900 watched i went well he looked pretty athletic man people go shot what are you doing that's not real 0.89

01:01:51.120 boxing hold on if if you tell me if someone's gonna pay this amount of money and this many

01:01:55.960 people are gonna watch you fight you wouldn't take it serious like they did why are you hating

01:01:59.320 on this yeah and there's an avenue for it just same the same avenue as floyd and connor connor's

01:02:04.600 never boxed once in his life but he's gonna fight the best of all time it's one of the biggest

01:02:09.320 pay-per-views of all time so there's clearly an angle there yeah facts um yo you you going on tour

01:02:16.180 anything you want to plug anything you want to uh stand-up wise i'm at the ice house in pasadena

01:02:21.340 the end of this month and then edmonton next month in the special january 19th san diego

01:02:26.420 you guys should come san diego spread those theater okay we're there i would love to come

01:02:30.900 Some big boys open up for me too.

01:02:32.420 Okay, tight.

01:02:33.100 Very cool.

01:02:33.720 Yo, thank you for watching.

01:02:34.760 By far the best episode of Impulsive.

01:02:36.780 We freaking love you guys.

01:02:37.840 Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts,

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01:02:41.500 Again, hit a million subscribers before the year.

01:02:44.040 That is the goal.

01:02:44.620 I'm going to do a quick audio Q&A only

01:02:46.120 after we cut the visual here.

01:02:47.960 So yeah, again, love you guys.

01:02:50.040 Thank you for watching.

01:02:51.040 Impulsive Cast and crew out.

01:02:53.020 Peace.

01:02:54.940 Quick audio Q&A. 0.99

01:02:57.300 I want to get fucking juicy. 0.99

01:02:59.200 Juice. 0.99

01:02:59.520 Uh-oh.

01:02:59.900 I'm just kidding. 1.00

01:03:00.240 I got no fuck. 1.00

01:03:00.820 I got so juicy. 1.00

01:03:02.620 If you sparred Tyson Fury, you're an MMA fighter.

01:03:07.120 He's a boxer.

01:03:08.000 Straight up boxing?

01:03:09.140 Yeah. 0.99

01:03:09.560 You knock me the fuck out. 0.91

01:03:10.740 What's – 0.98

01:03:11.320 Like I've gone with like some like medium level pro boxers.

01:03:15.800 Yeah. 0.99

01:03:15.980 When it's just their game, they'll fuck you up, man. 0.99

01:03:19.000 And I was a Golden Gloves champ. 0.99

01:03:20.440 I was going to say –

01:03:21.000 I know boxing.

01:03:21.560 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:21.920 But fuck me up. 0.99

01:03:23.840 Why? 0.99

01:03:24.120 Why is that?

01:03:24.840 That's why when people –

01:03:25.840 It's just –

01:03:26.280 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:26.660 They've done –

01:03:27.080 They've seen the trick so many times.

01:03:28.640 It's their game.

01:03:29.780 like if i took them to the ground they'd be super fun yeah that's my game you don't wrestle in high

01:03:35.380 school college football no also hot i would do wrestling and jujitsu uh really jujitsu uh in my

01:03:41.780 off season in college at university of colorado that ground game is uh that is not an easy skill

01:03:46.500 to learn takes just takes a long time no matter how athletic you are you just got to put in the

01:03:50.400 reps your nickname big brown big brown you you don't look like brown brown where did that come

01:03:54.920 from well it's it's not the summer i get super tan oh you do okay i get super tan and i'm big

01:03:59.620 yeah it's so weird yeah isn't it weird how you live in socal and you're not now you're not tan

01:04:03.660 but my boy brian callen uh my nickname in the ufc that they gave me was the hybrid because i was

01:04:11.160 i was like a big guy but i had the cardio and like speed of a small guy so they called me the

01:04:15.620 hybrid so then brian goes hold up you're not the hybrid i go what am i goes you're big brown

01:04:19.600 you're clearly 0.56

01:04:20.340 Apache Indian 1.00

01:04:21.680 you're a big dude 1.00

01:04:22.760 so that's where

01:04:23.900 that comes from

01:04:24.520 I like the hybrid though

01:04:25.660 because that

01:04:25.940 to this day

01:04:26.640 I think reigns true

01:04:27.460 like you're kind of 1.00

01:04:27.980 like a hybrid

01:04:28.460 sort of guy

01:04:29.480 something yeah

01:04:30.120 although Toyota

01:04:31.060 took in those cars 0.97

01:04:31.840 suck so 0.98

01:04:32.560 it's kind of 0.98

01:04:33.060 it's not the best

01:04:35.020 I feel like

01:04:36.300 if I

01:04:36.580 shout out to Toyota

01:04:37.820 if we're doing names

01:04:38.820 Toyota you owe us money 1.00

01:04:40.000 shout out to fucking Toyota 1.00

01:04:41.120 if we're doing names 0.99

01:04:42.000 like

01:04:42.280 I'd be

01:04:43.400 I'd be

01:04:43.740 I'd be the 0.85

01:04:45.280 the pale 0.77

01:04:46.220 the pale impaler

01:04:47.620 that works

01:04:48.400 Because I do not tan.

01:04:50.260 I do not tan.

01:04:51.100 The pale and pale.

01:04:51.540 Still shredded, though.

01:04:52.400 Yeah, true.

01:04:53.500 I don't know how recent it is, but I saw some beef you had with Dana.

01:04:59.140 Maybe not beef is the best way to describe it.

01:05:01.380 We've taken jabs at each other, and it was inspired by him.

01:05:04.920 He took a jab at me.

01:05:06.300 I don't know where his hatred comes from,

01:05:08.420 but I have no ill will towards the guy.

01:05:11.220 I do a show where we've got to talk about the UFC,

01:05:13.460 and he makes a lot of mistakes,

01:05:15.100 or he says a lot of polarizing things where I have to comment on.

01:05:17.840 I'm super opinionated, so he might get upset at that.

01:05:21.400 But I have no issues with him, no qualms with him. 0.99

01:05:24.220 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:05:25.460 You don't strike me as a guy who holds grudges or has hatred in his room. 1.00

01:05:32.160 Zero. 1.00

01:05:32.700 Above that shit. 1.00

01:05:33.480 Most of the time, when I rant about him, I'm going on these rants about it. 1.00

01:05:37.440 I'm joking 99% of the time.

01:05:39.180 We're just having fun with it.

01:05:40.200 You put a bunch of alphas on our podcast. 0.99

01:05:43.300 How do you maintain a fucking working process there? 0.98

01:05:47.520 like how do you not jump all over each other what do you mean i don't know we talked about 0.99

01:05:50.680 earlier a little bit like you're on with rogan like how do you do that shit yeah so the the 0.96

01:05:54.800 how do you yield when i when i saw so many like um mics right uh usually in podcasts the number 0.94

01:06:00.440 one thing and still brian county after a thousand jiggillion shows you always interrupt each other

01:06:05.220 for whatever reason when there's a third person it's always even even tougher so the the magic

01:06:09.800 is and you guys are great at it there's no issues on this but when i saw it i thought thank you 0.99

01:06:13.760 Oh, fuck, man. 0.94

01:06:14.400 Because when I do the fight companion with Rogue and Eddie Bravo and Brian, that's our 1.00

01:06:18.100 crew, and it's a huge show, well, we're drinking.

01:06:21.020 There's weed. 0.99

01:06:21.860 So that gets – and then you bring up an octopus, and we're like, oh, shit, an octopus. 0.98

01:06:25.600 But, yo, is that okay? 0.98

01:06:27.440 What do you mean?

01:06:27.720 Is it okay to get like – I mean, in conversation, when you're out with your buddies, you're 0.99

01:06:30.800 all just fucking around. 0.97

01:06:31.640 Like, you're just chit-chatting. 0.99

01:06:32.700 Like, is it okay to get real conversation, or does it always need to be like one person,

01:06:37.220 like very –

01:06:37.920 Well, you got to have a –

01:06:38.980 Some sort of – 0.93

01:06:39.740 It's a, it's a, it's a rhythm back and forth, but sometimes it sucks for the listeners.

01:06:44.420 Like we're fine if we're doing it, but the listeners and the viewers like, dude, it's

01:06:47.820 hard to keep up.

01:06:49.000 That's, that's all you got to worry about.

01:06:50.540 You have a favorite guest for your podcast?

01:06:52.860 Ooh.

01:06:53.340 Not, not, not, sorry.

01:06:55.060 No, we've had some.

01:06:56.380 Do you have a dream guest? 0.99

01:06:57.680 Uh, damn dream guest would be like Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey. 0.99

01:07:01.960 Oh my God. 0.99

01:07:02.740 Do I look like Adam Sandler?

01:07:04.020 Oh, not really.

01:07:05.080 Okay.

01:07:05.300 Thank you.

01:07:06.060 Not really.

01:07:06.360 I get it all the time.

01:07:07.040 Well, maybe a tad.

01:07:07.980 Yeah, a little bit.

01:07:08.660 Maybe a little bit.

01:07:09.740 who's your favorite comedian is that is adam sandler your favorite comedian of all time uh

01:07:13.960 he's he's what he's definitely one of my favorite favorite all times tough my i'm such big fans of

01:07:18.840 my friends man but the best comedian walking on the planet right now right now is bill burr

01:07:23.780 oh yeah you think so you like burr i know so i hate i see i see that i don't know who that is 0.69

01:07:28.420 i hate myself very fucking good here but here's the thing so um comedy's all relative right like 0.83

01:07:33.880 pick a lane and some person might think kevin hart's the best some might say chris d'alea or 0.94

01:07:38.160 uh bill burr it's all relative but i see comedy so much when you watch him it's like you know it's

01:07:43.880 like lebron james like oh he's just different he's just better than everybody yeah or like riley reed

01:07:48.780 he's just bad horn kind of yeah he's the riley reed of second yeah yeah this is the last question

01:07:55.580 because hopefully he doesn't hear that this is important how do how do we uh how do we make 0.99

01:08:00.040 money off podcasts we've made we've made no we're broke we can't even fuck you guys been doing this 0.99

01:08:04.800 for how long three weeks yeah we thought we'd be rich by now i can't even i can't even fucking 0.98

01:08:09.000 eat yeah we we bought a very large boat we're really struggling to finance it by the way that's 0.78

01:08:13.980 why you're here this this guy here and and and so it's like it's usually like a month lag and you

01:08:19.100 guys are in the fast lane of all okay tight in one month wait he's got you're gonna get hooked 0.57

01:08:23.960 up the reeds start coming and you're you're gonna be blown away blown away you guys are gonna kill

01:08:27.880 it so we can keep the boat we can keep the boat i went by another boat let's be safe but yeah you're 0.89

01:08:32.560 fine right now we're keeping the boat all right that is it thank you brendan shot for coming on

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 15, 2018

BRENDAN SCHAUB AND LOGAN PAUL ARE ESKIMO BROTHERS - IMPAULSIVE EP. 13

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