Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 13, 2018


MEET JACOB SARTORIUS, THE MOST POPULAR KID ON THE INTERNET - IMPAULSIVE EP. 12

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00:02:42.420 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world, by the way.
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00:03:15.060 world world we have we have a we have a very special guest today i i say that every time
00:03:19.380 do you think i'll ever say the guest is isn't special probably not right probably not because
00:03:23.180 then they wouldn't come i think it would be counterintuitive yeah yeah and by the way i'm
00:03:26.120 i'm very i'm upset with mike today i'm upset with you i did nothing you you know this uh got a lot
00:03:31.760 of sleep last night went to bed early it sounds like it sounds like you did the opposite of that
00:03:35.180 and i did that mike mike has been banned from getting boners in the house you have to go to
00:03:38.620 the gym to get boners from now on no more boners he's becoming a safety hazard i've not signed
00:03:42.840 any paperwork regarding that okay i'm gonna introduce the guest now introducing our guest
00:03:47.860 famous birthdays has him as the number one most popular person in the world he's gotten he's got
00:03:54.920 an irresistible voice magnetic charm and he once consumed an entire battleship ladies and
00:04:01.120 gentlemen's jacob sartorius what's going on guys yo i'm excited to be here today yo thank great
00:04:06.640 to have you thanks for coming on bro thank you for having me how did you eat that whole battleship
00:04:10.740 Yeah, how did you do that, Jacob?
00:04:12.180 Eat a whole battleship.
00:04:13.340 Yes, I read it on famous birthdays.
00:04:15.740 Super reliable.
00:04:16.600 What does that mean?
00:04:16.900 Most reliable information.
00:04:17.640 Super reliable information, by the way.
00:04:19.260 I don't know what that means.
00:04:20.240 I don't think I've ever done that.
00:04:21.380 Oh, yeah, for sure. 1.00
00:04:22.480 It's such a dumb thing. 0.99
00:04:24.460 Yo, so you're quite the hot commodity, bro. 0.99
00:04:26.620 A lot of people have been requesting you.
00:04:28.680 And how old are you, by the way?
00:04:30.040 16.
00:04:30.560 And where are you from?
00:04:31.400 Reston, Virginia.
00:04:33.200 Virginia, stand up.
00:04:33.880 It's like the suburbs of Washington, D.C.
00:04:35.720 It's like East Coast.
00:04:37.700 But then all of a sudden, so fun fact,
00:04:39.560 You became this internet superstar, young phenom type thing.
00:04:44.120 You started off on Musical.ly, yeah?
00:04:45.680 I started actually on YouNow.
00:04:47.560 Just broadcasting in my room.
00:04:49.460 Whoa.
00:04:50.480 No one knows that.
00:04:51.380 You now the live broadcasting?
00:04:53.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:53.540 And how many fans did you build up on YouNow?
00:04:56.260 I would have like 30,000 people in every live.
00:04:58.900 Bro, what did you do?
00:04:59.920 On my 13th birthday, you had to be 13 to use YouNow.
00:05:03.020 So on my 13th birthday, I downloaded it, went live.
00:05:06.040 I had like 250 people in there.
00:05:08.280 and i went live every day bro and just like started every day bro how'd you get your first
00:05:13.060 how'd you get your first 250 yeah i think through vine actually like i used all social media bro i
00:05:19.860 finessed the game i put like account managed by mom in all my bios when i was 12 so that people
00:05:24.580 thought that my mom was running it but i was running it the whole time she didn't even did
00:05:28.280 she even know about it she did like people at my school started like telling her about it and
00:05:33.800 It became, like, something bigger, bro.
00:05:35.540 Like, now I have people employed in my company, and I tour, and it's, like, I'm 16, bro.
00:05:41.360 16-year-old boss.
00:05:41.860 Making jobs out here.
00:05:42.940 Can't even drive yet.
00:05:43.880 My boy's making jobs.
00:05:45.620 You might run for president one day, Jacob Sartorius.
00:05:48.520 Thank you, man.
00:05:49.000 What about you on the live stream?
00:05:51.900 Do you think people enjoyed watching?
00:05:53.480 Because 30,000 people watching live is a lot.
00:05:55.540 Yeah, man.
00:05:56.140 I would do crazy things.
00:05:57.140 I would prank call people.
00:05:58.560 I would have my friends on it, FaceTime people.
00:06:01.940 they had like a guest broadcasting thing kind of like how instagram has that now oh oh tight so
00:06:07.660 but okay but why you now versus youtube because a lot like when i was your age i i decided to do
00:06:12.400 youtube you know seemed a little i just saw a lot of like the viners using you now as a way to like
00:06:17.380 really talk to their fans like i saw uh carter reynolds and people like oh yeah they would go
00:06:22.840 on vine and be like oh i'm live on you now so that's kind of how i got familiar with it i got
00:06:27.540 you okay and then and then at what point did you transition to musically where you had by the way
00:06:32.560 how many followers before it i don't even know what no yes you do say a number i've it had to
00:06:37.960 be what 25 million 25 million followers yeah on musically dude that's that is so many is that the
00:06:44.820 most in the number one right yeah right um i don't know you were the biggest just say it
00:06:50.080 jacob stop trying to be humble i'm trying to like you got this bro flex dog just flex flex dog i got
00:06:56.320 a gucci belt on there we go oh he's hard oh he's hard okay he's hard so yo you're 16 yes sir um
00:07:03.440 you don't you don't yet have a car you said you can't drive it you don't have your driver like
00:07:07.460 i should get my permit bro you can get it at 15 and a half yeah jojo jojo siwa did she's driving
00:07:12.520 a red g-wagon by the way she showed me up yeah it kind of did she was driving it nah she just
00:07:18.060 pulled up she i don't know if the car was here how did she get here i think her mom drove yeah
00:07:23.080 No, her mom wasn't here
00:07:24.860 But yo, on that note, she sold 40 million bows
00:07:27.120 How many bows did you sell this year?
00:07:28.420 Zero
00:07:28.740 How many bows did you throw?
00:07:32.780 Pa, pa, here
00:07:33.980 Zero
00:07:35.240 Respect
00:07:36.120 I watched your fight, bro
00:07:39.500 What'd you think?
00:07:41.220 Watched it on my tour bus with everybody from my tour
00:07:43.880 And we were all rooting for you
00:07:45.420 I'm so sorry I could not bring home that W, bro
00:07:48.780 Is there a rematch happening?
00:07:50.680 Or what's the deal with that?
00:07:52.780 Supposedly, yes.
00:07:53.620 I mean, I don't know.
00:07:54.720 Like, KSI kind of went dark.
00:07:56.380 Let me be like your wingman, bro.
00:07:58.240 Okay.
00:07:58.600 If you need, if like you're struggling in the ring, you tap me, of course.
00:08:01.940 Of course.
00:08:02.540 And I'll just walk in and do what I need to do to finish off whoever.
00:08:05.840 I appreciate that.
00:08:06.560 It's not a problem.
00:08:07.180 I appreciate that.
00:08:08.260 It's quick.
00:08:08.780 That's my boy.
00:08:09.300 He's got my back.
00:08:10.360 But yo, KSI has not been having a good end of year.
00:08:13.220 Really?
00:08:13.580 Have you been following like this YouTube drama stuff?
00:08:16.960 What's going on?
00:08:17.740 Update me, bro.
00:08:18.320 He's got beef with Deji.
00:08:19.500 Okay.
00:08:19.740 Some dude named Kodeca made a diss track on him.
00:08:21.860 like toasted him fire um he he went dark almost completely on all social it's rough bro and so
00:08:28.260 like wow i'm probably like quite honestly honestly the last of his concerns right now
00:08:32.220 because i i just want to beat him up like yeah well uh ksi we're calling you out right now
00:08:38.160 i've been i've been calling him out like it's so it's not even worth it but yo speaking of beating
00:08:42.920 up okay you're homeschooled yeah yeah so you didn't you didn't get a freshman beat down in
00:08:48.560 high school no you didn't go through that which no but i did get bullied bro like but but before
00:08:53.260 high school if it's different freshman beatdown is different i never actually went to a real high
00:08:57.140 school no so you did not get your freshman beatdown okay i figured if if i give jacob
00:09:02.640 sartorius his unofficial freshman beatdown right now on the set of impulsive is that good for my
00:09:08.100 brand or bad for my brand it's good for your brand mike what do you think i i agree but the 1.00
00:09:13.980 only problem is i didn't know he was gonna bring two bulky ass motherfuckers bro like like you 0.99
00:09:18.540 Do you think Jacob Sartorius can just go walking around in the streets? 0.99
00:09:20.740 I don't know, dude.
00:09:21.560 Hell no.
00:09:22.140 He's number one more famous than Justin Bieber, dude, on Famous Birthdays.
00:09:25.940 See, the thing is, guys, let's just talk about Famous Birthdays first.
00:09:28.680 The most reliable source.
00:09:29.880 The most reliable source, right?
00:09:31.320 Love Famous Birthdays, by the way.
00:09:32.900 Love you, y'all.
00:09:33.560 I love Famous Birthdays.
00:09:34.900 Famous Birthdays, we love you.
00:09:36.380 But I do think it's mainly based off of, like, fan interaction online.
00:09:43.200 It's not based off of, like, because, bro, Obama and all those people.
00:09:47.740 Obama?
00:09:48.140 Who's that?
00:09:49.080 Who's Obama?
00:09:49.640 And Bieber, too.
00:09:50.740 Like, I know Jacob Sertorius, but, like, the other two, I don't know.
00:09:53.720 You don't know who Bieber is? 0.96
00:09:54.380 Goddamn right you do. 0.98
00:09:55.680 No clue. 0.55
00:09:56.200 So you didn't go to school.
00:09:57.260 No.
00:09:57.680 What things do you think you missed out on in public school that you think, like, could be valuable information?
00:10:03.520 For example, I'll tell you right now.
00:10:05.200 Drugs are bad.
00:10:06.260 Yeah, 100.
00:10:07.180 Hold on.
00:10:07.940 In my hometown, that's not, like, a big thing.
00:10:10.820 It's more just, like, a really conservative town, and I went to elementary school there.
00:10:14.580 I went to middle school, and I dropped out in seventh grade.
00:10:17.340 I didn't drop out, by the way.
00:10:18.520 That sounds bad.
00:10:19.960 I switched to a private school because I thought it would be better for, like, kids harassing me and stuff for what I did.
00:10:25.760 And it was when I was, like, really taking off, bro.
00:10:27.720 My family's, like, business people.
00:10:29.740 They don't know this, like, industry at all.
00:10:32.240 So kids were hating on you for what you were.
00:10:34.040 Yeah, bro, and I was so young that I couldn't move out.
00:10:35.900 I couldn't come to L.A. like I wanted to, but now I'm moving to L.A.
00:10:39.300 So, like, I'm really about to start, like, taking it into my own hands now.
00:10:43.500 Let's go.
00:10:43.960 And before it was more.
00:10:44.980 what kind of kids or what kind of things were kids saying and doing to you bro i mean i'd walk
00:10:49.940 through the hallways i'd get shoved uh my mom would have to talk to my principal like every
00:10:54.220 day after school about just threats and stuff and it was just like dangerous and um it was really
00:11:00.540 low man because none of those people had ever bullied me before i started doing this online
00:11:05.240 stuff and then i guess it's how it works bro it is indeed how it works it's crazy how people uh
00:11:11.480 People from small towns
00:11:13.700 They frown upon success beyond their bubble
00:11:15.860 Exactly
00:11:16.780 Which I find
00:11:17.600 Well said
00:11:18.420 The most odd counterintuitive thing in the world
00:11:21.740 You know, the lesson to all those bullies out there too
00:11:24.120 Is like it's so pointless to go against
00:11:26.000 Let me take it from here 1.00
00:11:27.180 Hey, fuck y'all 1.00
00:11:28.860 There we go 1.00
00:11:29.200 For bullying Jacob
00:11:30.060 There we go, I was gonna say it
00:11:30.880 He said it for me since I didn't have to say it
00:11:32.820 But listen to him
00:11:33.540 Yep, listen to him
00:11:34.600 Crazy coming from him 0.98
00:11:35.640 Because he's one of the biggest bullies I know 0.99
00:11:37.060 That's not really true
00:11:37.760 I just don't like Mike today
00:11:39.460 That's all, that's all
00:11:40.440 I just don't like Mike
00:11:41.120 I saw you guys were having some beef.
00:11:42.240 You want to tell me what that's about?
00:11:43.360 Yeah, Mike, you want to talk about it?
00:11:46.700 Last night, I went out.
00:11:48.600 I went to see Metro Boomin and Roddy Rich.
00:11:51.240 Shout out, Roddy Rich.
00:11:52.200 You're coming on the show next week.
00:11:53.500 We love you, I think.
00:11:55.100 I know we love you.
00:11:55.880 I think you're coming on the show.
00:11:56.900 Yeah, we love you.
00:11:57.680 And I came home with some girls.
00:12:01.720 I was, look, I was trying.
00:12:03.300 Stop right there.
00:12:04.160 I was trying to see.
00:12:05.340 Yo, I know where this is going.
00:12:06.200 Hey, finish this story, bro.
00:12:07.360 No, no.
00:12:07.780 Don't finish that story.
00:12:08.940 He has to finish it.
00:12:09.560 Don't you finish that story.
00:12:11.160 I'll wait. 1.00
00:12:11.580 You shut your mouth. 0.99
00:12:12.960 I'll wait. 1.00
00:12:13.300 And if you get a boner, go to the fucking gym. 1.00
00:12:15.340 You've been banned. 1.00
00:12:16.620 You are a safety hazard.
00:12:18.080 So I come back last night with a mean squad.
00:12:21.480 Like four of them.
00:12:22.360 Okay.
00:12:22.620 Real good, good looking girls, yeah? 0.99
00:12:24.340 Dude's in bed with some, like, face mask on and shit. 1.00
00:12:27.420 On some, like, baby back bitch type shit, right? 1.00
00:12:30.320 I have acne. 1.00
00:12:31.280 And I come in and I have acne.
00:12:32.540 Sounds like a little self-care, bro.
00:12:33.740 I go, it's healthy.
00:12:34.600 Like a face mask.
00:12:35.680 Bro, you know when you get pimples, you put a little, like, toothpaste on the...
00:12:38.780 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:12:39.220 Yeah, when you're a girl and shit, right? 0.98
00:12:40.400 And so I come back and I bring these four beautiful women back 0.99
00:12:43.560 and Logan's like, oh, man, like I'm sleeping and shit. 0.99
00:12:46.340 I was! 0.99
00:12:47.160 And so you know what?
00:12:47.800 I said, all right, ladies, you go get them.
00:12:50.440 And so I sent them in.
00:12:51.600 And so I sent them in.
00:12:52.880 And it turned into things that we shouldn't talk about. 0.98
00:12:56.180 Some little shit we cannot talk about, okay? 0.98
00:12:58.080 All right, yeah. 0.99
00:12:58.380 And then he had to sit me down this morning and say, like, 0.73
00:13:00.980 sex is, you know, had, like, this little, like, sex talk to me 1.00
00:13:03.680 and how it's, like, bad and shit. 1.00
00:13:05.380 It's fucking dumb. 1.00
00:13:06.200 Look, look, I'm trying my best. 1.00
00:13:08.800 to be responsible. He's about to lie.
00:13:11.180 He's lying.
00:13:12.780 We have a lot of rooms in the house.
00:13:14.860 You know that's not a lie. No, to be responsible, yeah.
00:13:17.160 How do you feel about this? They're just
00:13:19.040 always beefing? Well, here's the thing.
00:13:21.080 We have a lot of rooms in the house. My room's in the
00:13:22.920 upper corner. Logan
00:13:24.980 doesn't enter that room very often.
00:13:27.280 And he came in concerned
00:13:29.240 this morning. Like, concerned.
00:13:31.580 And I was like, bugging.
00:13:33.020 Bugging. I was like, well,
00:13:35.120 what's good? Serious problems.
00:13:37.240 It's just hard.
00:13:38.020 We just don't know where to draw the line when it comes to that kind of stuff.
00:13:40.900 And I think last night.
00:13:42.920 What do you mean we?
00:13:44.040 We do know where to draw the line.
00:13:45.360 He's including himself in that.
00:13:47.680 It's like, oh, we're all in this together.
00:13:49.320 But I feel like it's one of you guys.
00:13:50.780 Let's find out.
00:13:51.680 It is him.
00:13:52.560 I'm going to go back.
00:13:53.080 Oh, they're both pointing.
00:13:53.980 I'm going to go back on topic.
00:13:57.580 Yeah.
00:13:58.060 All right.
00:13:58.380 Back to the topic.
00:13:59.160 Jacob.
00:13:59.880 Yes, sir.
00:14:00.800 You were homeschooled.
00:14:01.920 Yes, I was.
00:14:02.420 I'm going to give you some tidbits.
00:14:03.820 I'm going to be your older brother right now.
00:14:05.200 Yes, please, bro.
00:14:05.620 bits that things you would
00:14:07.560 have learned in public school. Okay. Like I said
00:14:09.500 drugs bad bad
00:14:11.400 stay away from drugs. Yes, sir. Wear condoms
00:14:13.700 very important. Very important
00:14:15.540 three
00:14:17.220 stay away from girls who twerk upside down
00:14:19.660 Oh, you you live by
00:14:21.620 those three rules and your
00:14:23.540 life will be good. You will have an amazing
00:14:25.600 life. So that's Logan Paul's guidebook
00:14:27.580 to a success
00:14:29.580 childhood childhood
00:14:31.300 manhood you speaking of manhood
00:14:33.280 Jacob, what's your net worth?
00:14:35.620 i mean i don't know what my net worth is you're lying you're lying bro i got money
00:14:42.760 but not not the logan paul money how do you i mean i don't know i don't know i bet you may
00:14:48.760 i bet you make cash like well just i ask if people want to know bro i just tour i love meeting people
00:14:54.420 i get tired on tour though so i'm taking a break to work on my music and some cool things but uh
00:14:59.920 when i get back out on tour like it's always crazy bro there's nothing better and i've seen
00:15:04.380 that you've done some live shows too bro
00:15:06.180 like you know that feeling of like
00:15:07.600 everybody knows your stuff bro that's crazy
00:15:09.840 but it's exhausting
00:15:10.580 I'm not just saying this
00:15:12.580 he's got swag that I did not
00:15:15.540 account for this
00:15:16.720 you have swag young man
00:15:18.800 thank you man
00:15:19.860 do you meet girls on tour
00:15:22.680 with swag
00:15:23.780 you know bro like I've had a relationship
00:15:26.360 so I haven't been like
00:15:27.960 messing with other girls or anything
00:15:30.660 you're currently in a relationship
00:15:33.000 yes who's that with i'm not gonna say oh it's private private oh have you ever had a private
00:15:40.440 relationship i tried and it didn't work it you know you get it worked for a minute but then you
00:15:47.360 get like spotted out yeah bro the fans make connections like oh she went there on this day
00:15:54.660 and he went there on this day they both posted the same they're detectives have you ever had
00:15:58.600 the thought ready i was asking to hire one of your like top fans as a detective hell yeah for
00:16:05.520 the logan paul company and they they just do scouting research and they're always searching
00:16:10.780 and like i have always said if you want to catch a terrorist forget the cia said the fangirl
00:16:16.660 they will they will find him i've never seen anything like they will help you find the murderer
00:16:21.860 oh yeah and you're good oh yeah they are sharp sharp and they'll do it for a selfie too like
00:16:26.880 You don't even have to pay him $40 million like the CIA.
00:16:29.980 They'll do it for a selfie.
00:16:31.400 Yo, yo, you know Cameron Dallas?
00:16:34.140 Of course, yeah.
00:16:35.040 Are you friends with him?
00:16:36.340 Yeah.
00:16:36.840 You kind of remind me of a young Cameron Dallas.
00:16:40.600 Really?
00:16:41.200 I mean, he's like a good-looking guy, got swag.
00:16:44.140 He's actually getting into music as well.
00:16:45.720 Yeah, no, absolutely.
00:16:47.260 Who else are you tight with in the space?
00:16:48.980 Do you have like a clique?
00:16:50.080 Yeah, I mean, I'm tight with Roy Purdy, Lil Xan.
00:16:53.080 We love Roy Purdy.
00:16:54.240 Lil Xan is my boy.
00:16:56.180 he's actually in rehab so shout out to him for getting his life together well get wells good
00:17:00.300 stuff get well and uh i try to keep my circle pretty small like i mean you can ask them like
00:17:07.520 i'm normally just chilling at the crib posted alone after studio sessions and stuff um but
00:17:13.060 yeah like i have a couple people that like i chill with but bro i'm very to myself like
00:17:19.140 yeah i'm a loner but what's the craziest thing you've done do you have one of those do you get
00:17:23.660 played the o2 arena in london like because drake says it like i turned the o2 into the o3 and i'm
00:17:30.320 like oh like wow you did that i didn't turn it to the o3 but i played it when did these
00:17:36.920 when did you like sit down when you were young and like think about this stuff did you think
00:17:42.440 about this did you manifest this stuff manifested and i and somebody that i've always looked up to
00:17:47.400 is Jim Carrey um just because he's been so crazy and so um driven by what he does acting bro like
00:17:55.620 he can really genuinely act and people are like oh he just plays the crazy character like he's
00:18:00.120 just like that bro he has another side to him that people don't really get to see and he keeps
00:18:05.440 that for himself and I respect that and when he talks like I feel like I'm listening to somebody
00:18:11.680 so much wiser
00:18:12.640 than like his years
00:18:13.760 bro
00:18:13.980 facts
00:18:14.380 have you seen the doc
00:18:16.020 what's the doc
00:18:16.900 where he uh
00:18:17.620 takes acid
00:18:18.200 for
00:18:18.440 what
00:18:19.100 there's one that he goes
00:18:20.600 on like a
00:18:21.220 yeah
00:18:21.560 on like a psychedelic adventure
00:18:23.100 no I was talking about
00:18:23.940 the one where
00:18:24.320 Andy Kaufman
00:18:24.940 Andy Kaufman
00:18:26.000 yeah Jim and Andy
00:18:26.820 about him getting too lost
00:18:28.560 in the character
00:18:29.160 right
00:18:29.540 crazy story
00:18:30.860 oh my gosh
00:18:32.200 yeah yeah
00:18:32.620 and that happened to the guy
00:18:33.700 from
00:18:34.100 that played the Joker too
00:18:35.520 yeah 0.77
00:18:35.940 he committed suicide
00:18:36.660 yeah bro
00:18:37.380 cause he got
00:18:38.540 yeah bro
00:18:39.240 that's crazy
00:18:39.820 well in life
00:18:40.340 I can only imagine
00:18:41.400 And when you dive into that character, like, you become them, right?
00:18:45.160 I've never played, like, a movie.
00:18:46.980 So for those of you without context, Jim Carrey would dive so deep into a character,
00:18:52.000 he would become the character both on and off camera.
00:18:55.460 So when, you know, they yell cut at the end of the day, Jim Carrey stays in character.
00:19:01.580 And they're, like, outlandish characters.
00:19:03.260 They're not just, like, a regular dude.
00:19:04.880 Oh, he'd have a plastic bag over his head, or he'd be doing some crazy stuff. 0.90
00:19:07.800 Crazy.
00:19:08.200 My favorite scene is when he pulled up to work and crashed his car.
00:19:11.900 Yo, I saw that, bro.
00:19:13.420 The director's like, what's going on?
00:19:14.960 Such a weird thing.
00:19:16.520 Uh-oh, we've got a guest.
00:19:17.820 Kong Da Savage, by the way.
00:19:18.880 Yo, everybody go follow Kong Da Savage.
00:19:20.820 It's true.
00:19:21.500 He's got many followers on Instagram.
00:19:23.200 Actually, let me follow Kong Da Savage right now, too.
00:19:25.620 His content game has been a little weak lately, but...
00:19:27.760 That's disgusting.
00:19:28.660 But his tongue's been strong. 0.96
00:19:29.540 His tongue's been strong.
00:19:30.120 His tongue has been strong.
00:19:31.220 So is that one of the reasons why you kind of, you keep a close circle, you dipped off
00:19:35.480 from public school is just because it's not that that kind of stuff isn't taught yeah it's hard to
00:19:41.720 surround yourself with that i mean i was adopted man like my whole life has been like uh a journey
00:19:47.700 to try to fit in almost and it's and i'm done trying to do that now i'm trying to just be my
00:19:53.280 well you're in yeah you're in and just ride with it you know like i just i'm experimenting with
00:19:59.400 what happens if i go inside my head and just share that with people because a lot of people
00:20:04.440 are so focused on like quick milestones and quick satisfaction like instant bro we're in 2018 bro
00:20:11.400 like you post something and it gets x amount of likes and then three months later if you're down
00:20:16.140 a couple hundred thousand likes i've seen people cry about it hell yeah because their likes are
00:20:19.900 down and i'm like and i've been there bro like i've worked myself up about oh oh okay everything's
00:20:26.920 down right now but i've learned to not let it affect my mental health and that if you can
00:20:32.280 separate yourself from um social media it's good for you like take breaks off your phone like take
00:20:39.840 a day off like you don't have to be on that stuff all the time like it's bad it's there's so much
00:20:45.300 technology like we're not made to have all this you know that's crazy hearing you say that you
00:20:49.920 know as a 16 year old you're we're kind of the first generations to have cell phones like tv in
00:20:56.360 our pockets i tweeted the other day i was like isn't it crazy that one day people are gonna learn
00:21:01.140 about social media in history class like kids oh i saw that tweet kids will be taught like oh
00:21:06.900 back in the day like people used to post on social media like it'll be an ancient thing
00:21:11.780 kind of how we look at like press back in the day too so you think it you think social will go out
00:21:16.480 at some point and people will be talking about it like i think i'm excited to see where it goes man
00:21:20.500 like we're on a great journey right now with all the apps and i'm excited to see what next app is
00:21:25.660 gonna take off or maybe there's just new things happening within the apps that are already out
00:21:30.760 Mine too
00:21:31.360 I'll tell you at some point
00:21:32.220 There will probably be an impulsive app
00:21:33.560 And I would say that'll take off
00:21:34.820 I will download that
00:21:35.480 Yeah
00:21:35.780 Hopefully you guys have me on here
00:21:37.240 Absolutely
00:21:37.920 Alright so check it
00:21:39.320 You tweeted that
00:21:40.300 I saw that tweet
00:21:40.900 Yeah
00:21:41.320 I also saw this tweet
00:21:42.360 They say you are what you eat
00:21:45.220 But it's funny because
00:21:45.980 I don't remember eating a legend
00:21:47.100 Wow
00:21:47.680 Wow
00:21:48.980 That's good
00:21:50.080 You don't remember eating a legend?
00:21:51.840 Yo
00:21:52.080 I saw this thing
00:21:53.300 And it was like
00:21:53.880 They say you are what you eat
00:21:55.300 And I was like yo
00:21:56.520 My boys were like
00:21:57.900 Bro you're a legend
00:21:58.720 Like sometimes
00:21:59.800 Sometimes people around you
00:22:01.920 And I'm sure Logan you've dealt with this
00:22:03.740 Where people around you are like bro you're the best
00:22:05.920 You're the best and they like praise you
00:22:07.720 And then eventually you're like yo I need some real like
00:22:09.900 The problem with that is well I'm not the best
00:22:12.000 So they don't say that they just call me like 0.99
00:22:13.680 A shithead 0.99
00:22:15.200 You're up there bro 1.00
00:22:16.000 I just tweeted this as a joke holy
00:22:18.960 Is that how many retweets it has right now
00:22:21.060 Yeah yeah that's recent
00:22:22.300 This looks like something I would tweet
00:22:25.700 I say you are what you eat but it's funny because
00:22:27.620 But no one calls me a legend
00:22:29.520 I just kind of like
00:22:30.200 I just kind of do my thing
00:22:30.880 Bro but see the thing is
00:22:31.600 Like I understand
00:22:32.700 How the public views me
00:22:34.740 So when I tweet something
00:22:35.860 I know what's gonna get
00:22:36.900 A reaction
00:22:37.460 That got a reaction bro
00:22:38.820 Like 80,000
00:22:39.600 80,000 likes
00:22:40.280 I was like oh yeah
00:22:40.740 People would be like 1.00
00:22:41.680 Kong eats his own shit 1.00
00:22:43.200 What does that make him? 1.00
00:22:45.180 Is he a
00:22:46.140 What does that make him?
00:22:47.200 Is that a Pomeranian?
00:22:49.420 Pomeranian's
00:22:49.900 I think so
00:22:50.440 Chihuahua
00:22:51.080 Such a cutie
00:22:52.380 I don't really know bro
00:22:53.480 He's just living life
00:22:54.680 Look at his tongue
00:22:55.280 Are you gonna interview him one day?
00:22:56.800 Maybe
00:22:57.060 I just
00:22:57.340 I'm worried he's not gonna respond
00:22:58.460 Cause you know
00:22:59.060 doesn't know english and stuff yeah yeah yeah you should get him like an english coach
00:23:02.580 that's a good idea jacob danny can can we hop on smart smart kid this this dog has nothing going on
00:23:09.280 up there he is he is literally in outer space 24 yeah it's true it's just happy man he's he's high
00:23:15.440 on not even the word he's just detached from reality he barks at just nothing constantly he
00:23:20.400 runs around the yard and just barks at well because in his mind he's protecting the galaxy
00:23:24.980 from nothing.
00:23:26.120 You don't know that.
00:23:27.400 He thinks there's something there.
00:23:28.660 In his mind,
00:23:29.500 he's protecting something.
00:23:30.360 What if there is?
00:23:32.320 What if there is?
00:23:33.740 That's the thing.
00:23:34.460 Something that we cannot see
00:23:35.760 with our simple human eyes.
00:23:36.940 What animals can see?
00:23:38.200 No, not animals.
00:23:39.200 Kong.
00:23:40.160 And he's consciously tapped in.
00:23:42.180 He's sending thought waves
00:23:43.720 through the galaxy
00:23:44.600 to defend us.
00:23:45.800 Thought waves, yes.
00:23:47.000 My favorite kind of waves.
00:23:48.460 Waves, full of thoughts.
00:23:49.620 Big one came in last night.
00:23:51.400 This is the first alien dog.
00:23:53.440 He's from, bro,
00:23:54.380 I believe it
00:23:55.400 yeah
00:23:55.680 I'm sold
00:23:56.380 it could be true of Jacob
00:23:57.220 I mean look at him
00:23:58.140 hey can I
00:23:58.900 can I ask you some questions
00:24:00.280 about your music
00:24:00.960 yes sir
00:24:01.720 cause music's big bro
00:24:02.800 that's
00:24:03.200 that's your go to now
00:24:04.600 yeah
00:24:04.820 yeah I mean that's
00:24:05.780 yeah
00:24:06.040 you're gonna be
00:24:06.820 you're gonna be a big
00:24:07.620 big big pop star
00:24:08.620 yeah
00:24:08.820 that's the goal man
00:24:10.000 what's the
00:24:10.340 what's the biggest arena
00:24:11.240 you've
00:24:11.720 you've sold out
00:24:12.900 or stadium venue
00:24:14.480 stadium
00:24:15.900 um
00:24:16.780 I played the New Jersey
00:24:18.120 arena
00:24:18.780 which was like
00:24:19.660 that was like
00:24:21.000 eight
00:24:22.260 to ten thousand
00:24:24.220 I did a show with your brother.
00:24:25.960 You did?
00:24:26.560 At Pennsylvania, Hershey Park.
00:24:28.680 Wait, that was like 12,000, right?
00:24:30.020 Yeah, that was packed. 1.00
00:24:30.800 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:24:31.380 I remember that. 0.99
00:24:31.880 He actually announced me, bro.
00:24:32.920 I was like, oh, my God, Jake Paul announced me.
00:24:34.320 Oh, that's cool.
00:24:34.980 Shout out Jake Paul.
00:24:35.700 Do you look up to Jake?
00:24:36.920 Of course, man.
00:24:37.840 Bro, see, I look up to everybody, and that's something that nobody understands.
00:24:41.500 But if I really watch somebody, I'll find something that I take away that will make
00:24:46.540 me nervous when I meet them because of something that I look up to within them.
00:24:51.240 Yeah, I got you.
00:24:52.180 That's a good quality to have.
00:24:53.220 What was my thing?
00:24:54.820 I was like, bro, this guy is just so out there.
00:24:56.600 I love it.
00:24:57.200 Bro, before you, people would be like, oh, I got to filter what I say, bro.
00:25:01.500 Nah, this man's a savage and he's awesome.
00:25:04.160 Thank you, bro.
00:25:04.880 I appreciate that.
00:25:05.480 I still somewhat now have to filter what I say.
00:25:09.980 I try to be as real as possible, but I try.
00:25:12.980 Sometimes being too savage is not good.
00:25:16.860 But I'm out here.
00:25:18.840 As Mike once asked the other day, you want to ask the question?
00:25:21.780 I asked him.
00:25:23.220 How out here can you be before it gets too out there, right?
00:25:28.000 No, before you're back in there.
00:25:31.700 Do you, are you picking up what I'm putting down?
00:25:34.500 How out here can you possibly be before you're like back in there?
00:25:38.800 I don't know.
00:25:39.280 It made more sense when I said it.
00:25:40.640 Well, I just feel like we're close to being like back, back, back.
00:25:43.920 It's 360 degrees of out here and then you're back.
00:25:47.440 You're back in there.
00:25:48.600 I'm going to read you some lyrics, Jacob Sertorius.
00:25:50.300 Yes, sir.
00:25:50.940 And I want your lyrics.
00:25:52.120 And I have to guess what song?
00:25:53.220 Nope, I want you to tell me what you meant by these lyrics.
00:25:58.380 I got you.
00:25:58.960 Okay, this is from your song Chapstick.
00:26:00.500 Yes, sir.
00:26:00.820 Which, by the way, I love Chapstick.
00:26:02.960 I always have it in my left pocket.
00:26:04.940 It's so great.
00:26:06.060 Okay, I might put a movie on with good intentions, but we know how this ends.
00:26:11.420 We lost our phones in the cushion somewhere, but we just let them ring.
00:26:15.060 you know um sometimes when two people are hanging out they they um lose their phone you know
00:26:26.220 yeah they just hang out i'm freezing guys you wrote the lyrics jacob this is not me
00:26:33.200 this is not me question did you mean no no but sometimes when you're chilling with somebody you
00:26:37.680 know things happen we're humans and uh our phones get lost in the cushions that's happened before
00:26:42.500 Or, like, I'll be like, yo, where's my phone?
00:26:44.700 I'll be like, I lost it.
00:26:46.400 But it's not a bad thing, you know?
00:26:48.140 Because then you get to...
00:26:48.640 Yo, hey, hey, let's move on, man!
00:26:51.440 It's getting crazy!
00:26:52.900 It can be bad, though, when your phone, like, just, like, sinks to China.
00:26:57.020 Whoa! 0.99
00:26:57.620 What the fuck just happened? 0.99
00:26:59.620 Kong just had a little seizure. 1.00
00:27:00.920 He's fine, I think.
00:27:02.040 He's fine.
00:27:02.620 Yo, it's okay, bro.
00:27:03.700 He may have lost his phone in the cushion.
00:27:05.520 Okay, next lyric.
00:27:06.880 All right.
00:27:07.360 This is actually the last one.
00:27:08.740 Yep.
00:27:10.740 There was two lyrics, that's it?
00:27:12.260 So please just let me know
00:27:15.040 My heart's a metronome
00:27:16.280 And if it stops beating
00:27:17.480 Then that means I'll let you go
00:27:19.200 I was implying
00:27:21.340 Without that person I'd be dead
00:27:24.260 My heart's a metronome 0.98
00:27:26.560 You would be dead 0.97
00:27:28.440 If your heart stops beating
00:27:29.640 So you'd have no choice but to let them go
00:27:32.040 Fact
00:27:33.520 And if you listen to the record Hit or Miss
00:27:35.880 There's actually like a siren
00:27:37.920 That we put in the background right during that part
00:27:40.060 Like a police ambulance
00:27:41.480 some real life
00:27:42.360 sound ambience
00:27:43.820 okay
00:27:44.640 it's kinda sick
00:27:45.600 the first song
00:27:46.420 the first song you ever
00:27:47.660 ever made
00:27:49.140 I think
00:27:49.640 that I saw
00:27:50.420 was Sweatshirt
00:27:51.040 yes sir
00:27:51.700 it was
00:27:52.200 and I actually made
00:27:53.340 Hit or Miss first
00:27:54.120 but
00:27:54.480 and then I
00:27:55.380 but I dropped Sweatshirt first
00:27:56.600 oh okay okay
00:27:57.060 Hit or Miss has 10 million
00:27:58.180 more views than Sweatshirt right now
00:27:59.720 interesting
00:28:00.120 so it's
00:28:01.100 yo Sweatshirt was a little
00:28:02.500 Sweatshirt was a little
00:28:03.440 bop
00:28:04.000 Sweatshirt was a little
00:28:04.960 bop
00:28:05.380 yeah
00:28:06.720 why you say it like that
00:28:09.080 nah
00:28:09.780 it was cool man
00:28:11.000 I was 13 years old
00:28:12.440 Trying my hardest
00:28:13.460 And I think now
00:28:14.600 I'm like
00:28:15.700 Working very hard
00:28:16.540 On my musical talents
00:28:17.980 Like guitar playing
00:28:18.940 Before I was just like
00:28:20.000 I was innocent bro
00:28:21.280 Like
00:28:21.580 I was new to it
00:28:22.780 You throw a kid in the studio
00:28:24.200 He makes a song
00:28:25.020 In a sweatshirt
00:28:25.920 And then
00:28:26.200 You can wear my sweatshirt
00:28:27.420 Jacob
00:28:27.980 Speaking of Stranger Things
00:28:29.660 Yes sir
00:28:30.340 There's a girl on that show
00:28:33.580 Mike we weren't talking about
00:28:37.820 Stranger Things at all
00:28:38.700 Oh
00:28:38.720 We hadn't hit that topic
00:28:40.480 We didn't even plan to hit that topic.
00:28:43.440 We have questions from fans.
00:28:45.640 This is actually sick.
00:28:47.040 We had them record voice.
00:28:51.220 I saw this on Twitter.
00:28:52.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:53.200 I've never done this.
00:28:53.940 I got you.
00:28:54.540 I don't even know if this is going to work.
00:28:55.840 So is it going to play in our headphones?
00:28:56.840 Yes, you'll hear it.
00:28:57.580 You'll hear it.
00:28:58.340 The audience will hear it.
00:29:00.420 Let's just give this a shot.
00:29:01.540 So these are questions submitted by you guys.
00:29:03.400 And we're going to do more of these, by the way.
00:29:04.780 So look out for them on my Twitter.
00:29:06.620 At Logan Paul.
00:29:07.120 um but yeah this is beth from dublin i believe all right if you were just an average kid and
00:29:14.620 you went to a typical high school what group do you think you would be in like jocks or
00:29:19.660 nerds or drama kids or i don't know any other cliche group hi drama kids really i grew up in
00:29:28.960 musical theater like from age eight till 13 just doing shows like just acting and singing yo good
00:29:36.620 for you dude i say that because i was afraid to do that like i loved doing that stuff but i was
00:29:42.060 afraid because i didn't want to be like a drama kid yeah yeah you know what i'm saying so you're
00:29:46.500 in tune with your emotions you'd say yeah thank you bro yeah no i follow what my heart tells me
00:29:50.800 to do do you think that uh like what are what are some tips for following your heart bro following
00:29:56.180 those emotions for other people out there yeah um you know maybe us if you're feeling feelings and
00:30:02.280 you're confused on why you're feeling them a lot of times it's because we're just humans and we're
00:30:08.640 feeling a lot of different feelings like i'm feeling some things jacob what are you feeling
00:30:12.460 right now man let's have a therapy session i'll be a therapist this what's wrong what's wrong
00:30:16.960 i i just like sometimes i feel like i'm in love but i can't be i can't be in love with the person
00:30:24.320 that i love and why is that we just we just can't be together okay we just can't it's not good for
00:30:29.680 Either of us
00:30:30.500 You both walk away
00:30:31.600 Kind of feeling like
00:30:32.520 Yeah and that's the situation
00:30:33.600 Like it's a timing thing
00:30:34.720 But it just hurts
00:30:36.320 My feelings
00:30:36.920 Like I don't
00:30:37.540 I really don't enjoy it
00:30:39.180 Yeah I don't think
00:30:40.280 Anybody enjoys that
00:30:41.560 No
00:30:41.880 No
00:30:42.400 So any advice
00:30:43.540 Or should I just go 1.00
00:30:44.300 Fuck myself 1.00
00:30:44.860 Mike spit all over the table 1.00
00:30:47.620 Just now
00:30:48.120 You could do it
00:30:50.140 Ever bro
00:30:50.720 But I would say
00:30:51.560 You know
00:30:52.920 If she's somebody
00:30:53.820 That you really want
00:30:54.600 In your life
00:30:55.080 Like
00:30:55.340 Make it happen
00:30:56.500 Make it happen
00:30:57.040 But if not
00:30:58.220 Yo
00:30:58.680 You know what
00:30:59.680 you can ride alone like my new song is called better with you and it's all about just riding
00:31:04.220 alone like i'm fine alone but i'd be better with you so like that's that's that is exactly like
00:31:10.080 actually i don't know if i'd be i'd be better no never mind that is not relatable to me we're still
00:31:14.880 gonna drive around and cry in the car listening to it it happens ready next question yo don't
00:31:20.180 forget to buy your merch the hottest and the softest merch in the game bruh it's the best
00:31:24.740 Is it this one?
00:31:25.460 I promise you, you will never...
00:31:27.320 God?
00:31:28.080 I guess...
00:31:28.500 How did that sneak in?
00:31:29.200 I don't know.
00:31:29.880 Thanks, Brandon.
00:31:30.720 Not a question, but...
00:31:31.720 Oh.
00:31:32.060 I guess, yeah, loganpaul.com.
00:31:33.500 Oh, wow.
00:31:34.100 Everybody go shop.
00:31:35.280 I'm wearing it.
00:31:35.980 It's really cozy, actually.
00:31:37.260 This is from Danielle.
00:31:37.940 I came here.
00:31:38.480 I got a little cold.
00:31:39.540 Oh, yeah.
00:31:39.940 We hooked Jacob up with a rose hoodie.
00:31:42.240 There you go.
00:31:42.560 Yo, I want to take a picture from my Instagram and just flex on you.
00:31:45.500 I was just thinking about that and putting it out.
00:31:47.160 And you want to flex on me?
00:31:48.820 Yeah, I mean...
00:31:49.400 I mean, he's wearing merch, so that's definitely...
00:31:51.160 No, no, no.
00:31:51.300 I'm saying, like, shirtless.
00:31:52.960 We both get shirtless and flex as hard as we can.
00:31:56.580 You ready for that smoke?
00:31:57.760 And then I'm just going to embarrass him.
00:31:58.760 It'll just be kind of funny.
00:31:59.300 Are you ready for that smoke?
00:32:01.100 By the way, one of my qualms with him right now,
00:32:03.140 kid's just not working out.
00:32:04.460 He hasn't been in the gym in two weeks.
00:32:05.840 Speaking of the gym, why don't you go back there and do your thing?
00:32:08.740 Kid hasn't been in the gym in two weeks.
00:32:10.160 You can flex on him hard right now, bro.
00:32:11.940 I've just been sick.
00:32:12.820 Next question.
00:32:14.760 Who is it from?
00:32:15.440 Who's it from?
00:32:15.900 Just a quick one.
00:32:16.820 because you're only 16 and other artists or influencers are four to five years older than
00:32:22.320 you some even more do you think that this has an impact on people not taking you as seriously as
00:32:27.320 they would them yeah of course yeah for all the 61 year old artists you're competing against
00:32:32.040 like she said four to five oh not 45 i heard that too yeah i heard 45 also but yeah no but i do
00:32:41.200 think uh how old were you when you started like vine and everything 18 so you were still like
00:32:47.420 kind of young that's two years older than me right now yeah but i had been in the game i had been
00:32:52.540 making youtube videos before it was like a cool thing since i was 10 that's before there was like 0.95
00:32:56.760 youtube famous i was just like fucking around making videos that's sick just you and your
00:33:00.580 brother yeah me and jake yeah but i mean but did you feel like people weren't taking you as serious 0.93
00:33:06.060 as you wanted right away well well that's the thing jacob i didn't i wasn't like trying to be
00:33:11.240 taken serious in fact if anyone takes me serious i would urge them to stop stop where you're at
00:33:16.320 and don't take me serious because i'm i'm like a walking joke i was born on april fool's day
00:33:21.920 these are facts but what would you would you say like you're you you've definitely made it a mission
00:33:26.900 to break into acting and and be involved in hollywood so so i guess how does that equate
00:33:32.280 man i don't know it's just one of those situations where like like one me like i'm so out here i just
00:33:39.160 end up back in there you know yeah this question's from devin devin what's up can you do a live
00:33:46.140 performance of sweatshirt on the show right now if i have my guitar with me yes is there a guitar
00:33:52.380 there actually yeah yo i'm not gonna perform sweatshirt right now can you sing a song
00:33:58.220 You never know when you're going to need a guitar
00:34:02.900 It's not that tuned, no
00:34:07.100 Do you know how?
00:34:28.220 I just wish we had a tuned guitar.
00:34:44.160 Yo, no, that was dope.
00:34:46.120 First live performance on Impulsive.
00:34:47.660 I'm not going to lie.
00:34:48.400 Oh, thank you.
00:34:49.580 That's my first song ever.
00:34:50.760 I released that when I was 13.
00:34:52.540 About a girl wearing my sweatshirt to give me reassurance that she was mine.
00:34:56.460 Oh, that makes sense.
00:34:57.800 Yeah.
00:34:58.220 You ever have a girl leave something purposely at your house as an excuse to come back?
00:35:03.920 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:04.480 You know that's a thing, bro.
00:35:05.860 You know that's a thing.
00:35:08.140 Absolutely.
00:35:09.060 No, bro, see, the thing is, like, but do you think guys do this stuff, too, but we don't realize it?
00:35:14.340 Hell no.
00:35:14.640 Yeah, right?
00:35:15.120 What?
00:35:15.640 What?
00:35:16.040 Of course.
00:35:16.780 What?
00:35:17.040 See, I'm saying we do.
00:35:18.620 And here's why.
00:35:19.620 Because girls don't know that they're doing those things.
00:35:22.140 They're doing them in the moment, I think.
00:35:24.000 They know.
00:35:24.260 And when guys, bro, we do stuff, too.
00:35:26.420 You've never planned a text you've sent to your girl
00:35:28.920 Like ever
00:35:29.740 Like you've never thought it out and been like
00:35:32.340 I mean yeah but that's not what I'm talking about
00:35:34.240 I'm talking about like
00:35:34.980 Hook up with a girl
00:35:36.720 Purposely leave something at her house
00:35:39.280 So I have to come back 0.93
00:35:40.100 That's a little ridiculous
00:35:41.180 But yo but girls 0.93
00:35:43.020 He's done it
00:35:45.060 He's got the face like he's done it before
00:35:48.460 I would have to think about it 1.00
00:35:49.440 Girls are infamous for that shit 1.00
00:35:51.800 How did your ID 1.00
00:35:54.300 get purposely left at a 90 degree angle perfectly set in the right corner of so that when i would
00:36:01.040 wake up i would look right at it it's an it's an ocd chick who wants to come back yeah and literally
00:36:05.980 which is fine which is fine but don't try to play it off like i know your games literally a text
00:36:10.220 message an hour later i think i might have accidentally left my idea at your house oh
00:36:16.160 Oh, yeah, it was an accident, huh?
00:36:17.520 Mm-hmm.
00:36:18.140 Were you like, uh, okay.
00:36:20.580 No, he was like, all right, all right.
00:36:22.040 Haven't seen it.
00:36:22.840 Yeah.
00:36:23.580 All right, check it.
00:36:24.380 Next question from Saad.
00:36:26.040 Saad.
00:36:26.620 Saad.
00:36:27.240 Saad.
00:36:27.880 Saad.
00:36:28.700 Hey, Logan.
00:36:29.480 Hey, Jacob.
00:36:30.240 My question addressed to Jacob is, how do you feel about Millie Bobby Brown supposedly dating Drake?
00:36:40.760 I'm just going to let that sit.
00:36:42.820 Let that one ride out.
00:36:43.380 I don't think they are.
00:36:44.300 How old's Drake?
00:36:44.940 30?
00:36:45.320 That can be a thing.
00:36:46.160 Did you watch Josh and Drake?
00:36:48.140 Because we had Drake and Josh.
00:36:49.640 Oh, Drake Bell.
00:36:50.880 Yeah.
00:36:51.360 Yo, sick.
00:36:53.680 Is that not? 0.64
00:36:54.500 Oh, wait.
00:36:55.540 Is that the wrong Drake?
00:36:57.280 Yeah, it's another one of those situations where you have the wrong Drake.
00:36:59.560 Yeah, he's wrong again.
00:37:02.060 Yeah, now we were talking about, you know, the rapper.
00:37:05.440 Yeah.
00:37:06.800 Hey, did you get Post Malone's Crocs?
00:37:09.140 I was just looking at the Post Malone Crocs, bro.
00:37:11.380 They've got, like, the things that you could put on.
00:37:12.980 Yeah.
00:37:13.640 They're actually swag.
00:37:14.820 They sold out in 10 minutes.
00:37:16.160 Did you manage to stank a pair?
00:37:18.100 Sorry. 0.95
00:37:19.140 Did you get one?
00:37:20.760 No, I did not.
00:37:21.320 Yo, Post, if you're out there, four dudes, what size are you?
00:37:25.500 I'm 12.
00:37:26.520 I'm about a 10.
00:37:27.760 30.
00:37:28.320 I'm about an 8 1⁄2, but I'm still cool.
00:37:30.940 He's growing.
00:37:31.600 Hey, send us Crocs.
00:37:33.000 We'd love some Crocs.
00:37:34.400 And also, while we're talking to the camera, Cardi being offset, man.
00:37:37.720 Hope everything's going all right.
00:37:40.100 Definitely.
00:37:40.740 Hope everything's going all right.
00:37:41.720 Offset.
00:37:42.340 What do you think's going on?
00:37:43.340 I heard there was like some 1.00
00:37:45.880 Cheating type shit 0.99
00:37:47.820 You don't cheat on Cardi B bro 0.99
00:37:50.380 I mean maybe
00:37:51.160 She's gonna break up with you 1.00
00:37:53.260 And then she's gonna whoop your ass 1.00
00:37:54.980 With a shoe 1.00
00:37:55.740 And then she'll write a rap song about you
00:37:58.260 Oh my god
00:37:58.900 A Cardi B diss track
00:38:01.280 Bro you do not want to be in a Cardi B diss track
00:38:04.200 That's not the right
00:38:05.540 Absolutely not
00:38:07.600 By the way unless you want to make money
00:38:09.140 Cause you know it sells drama
00:38:10.680 Especially relationship drama
00:38:12.180 Big time
00:38:14.060 Getting some relationship drama
00:38:15.740 Your engagement will skyrocket
00:38:17.600 That is true
00:38:18.400 That is true
00:38:19.100 Crazy
00:38:19.560 Do you know how old Cardi B is?
00:38:21.360 Actually no
00:38:22.080 20
00:38:22.460 23
00:38:24.680 I was thinking more like
00:38:27.920 I don't know how old she is
00:38:29.160 She's like 26 I think
00:38:30.560 The reason I say that
00:38:32.200 Is just cause like
00:38:32.700 Oh alright so
00:38:34.900 Cardi
00:38:35.760 Listen
00:38:36.520 This guy to my left
00:38:38.160 This is my left hand
00:38:39.220 He's to my left
00:38:40.120 And he's
00:38:41.480 single i am and uh he likes your music i do and other things are red bottoms he's he's looking
00:38:51.760 for a child actually too oh okay um dude i mean just yeah come out and say it then i mean you
00:38:58.740 just present it to cardi i mean i just watching yeah i just want the child to be mine it's good
00:39:03.640 that she's fertile we know that that's good have you started doing like uh workouts do you work out
00:39:11.320 You know sometimes
00:39:12.480 Like back home
00:39:13.460 I have a personal trainer
00:39:14.540 But not out here yet
00:39:15.600 If you want me to come to the gym
00:39:17.140 With you guys
00:39:17.620 I'm down
00:39:18.800 Anytime bro
00:39:20.380 I just need like a group of people
00:39:21.580 To be like yo
00:39:22.720 Are you down to spar me?
00:39:25.060 Yeah
00:39:25.460 When is our fight?
00:39:26.640 I mean
00:39:26.900 I don't know bro
00:39:28.380 I don't know
00:39:28.700 I'll spar you bro
00:39:29.480 Like no joke
00:39:30.280 Nah I'm joking 0.99
00:39:31.520 I'd get my ass woofed bro 0.99
00:39:33.440 I'd be 1.00
00:39:34.220 Yo
00:39:34.620 I'd legit last
00:39:36.720 Three seconds
00:39:37.640 And it would be me
00:39:38.540 Running in a circle
00:39:39.500 Trying to avoid him
00:39:40.440 until he caught me.
00:39:41.440 Yeah, that's about how long Mike lasts, too.
00:39:43.120 You've never gotten in a fight?
00:39:45.260 No.
00:39:46.580 I mean, do you know anybody that I could fight?
00:39:49.300 And you want to set up a fight for me?
00:39:50.520 I feel like you have more important things to do,
00:39:53.200 quite honestly.
00:39:54.120 Yeah.
00:39:54.400 Like, I mean, it would be fun, though,
00:39:56.100 just to, like, mess around, box.
00:39:58.440 Yeah, you got to lose a couple brain cells.
00:40:00.180 You do.
00:40:00.560 You really do.
00:40:01.300 You have to make that commitment.
00:40:03.060 Like, were you getting just, like...
00:40:04.520 Oh, yeah.
00:40:04.940 Oh, yeah.
00:40:06.220 Dude, right before the fight,
00:40:07.880 there was a moment.
00:40:08.640 Like, we got a documentary on the way.
00:40:10.440 there's a moment in there
00:40:12.400 that yeah
00:40:12.820 you guys are gonna
00:40:13.380 you're gonna see
00:40:14.180 it got real
00:40:14.760 it was horrible
00:40:15.980 Jacob
00:40:16.520 like for sure 1.00
00:40:17.900 I got my ass kicked 0.99
00:40:20.280 in sparring 0.99
00:40:20.860 and I thought
00:40:21.820 my brain was gonna
00:40:23.000 collapse on me
00:40:24.060 horrifying
00:40:25.080 did you black out
00:40:26.280 and stuff
00:40:26.720 I don't
00:40:28.000 I don't know
00:40:28.540 you saw stars
00:40:29.760 I know you talked about that
00:40:30.820 oh saw stars
00:40:31.460 for sure
00:40:31.920 that's probably so scary bro
00:40:33.520 but if you wanna come on
00:40:34.420 the next undercard
00:40:35.180 Jake vs Banks
00:40:36.480 is that happening
00:40:37.440 did you hear about that
00:40:38.280 really
00:40:38.560 I don't know bro
00:40:39.560 it seemed
00:40:40.000 did you see banks banks's tweet yo they're beefing right now did you see it yeah he went live with
00:40:45.940 that yeah it had had like it had like 200 000 uh likes the fans want it fans want to see jake paul
00:40:51.280 versus faye banks do you stay out of like youtube dramas yeah but no no but that's not saying
00:40:57.020 completely like i i'm 16 year old boy i watch youtube like when i'm bored i sit on my computer
00:41:03.200 and just like click video to video so like i keep up with stuff but yeah you seem like a positive
00:41:08.760 in it you know but i keep up with it i know everything it's definitely i i'm i try to stay
00:41:15.000 out of it to a point especially with impulsive like we've been able to kind of talk about things
00:41:18.720 from an objective point of view and kind of keep it at like an arm's length and uh so far so good
00:41:24.940 yeah so far so good the other nice thing about the show is like that i'm realizing is uh
00:41:28.980 it it's it's free speech we like we can talk about like it's legit a conversation yeah man
00:41:35.600 Logan texted me, legit.
00:41:37.120 He just said, like, yo, it's just going to be a chill conversation.
00:41:39.680 I was like, I'm down.
00:41:41.180 People ask me, they go, yo, like, you know,
00:41:43.040 I've never been on a podcast before.
00:41:44.380 What is it? 0.97
00:41:44.900 And I'm like, I don't fucking know. 1.00
00:41:47.080 Just come on and bullshit. 0.99
00:41:48.780 Which we have a decent amount of. 0.99
00:41:51.460 I have a question, though.
00:41:52.300 What do you do for fun?
00:41:53.300 Do you do, like, fun things besides make music?
00:41:55.560 Yeah, bro.
00:41:56.160 I like trampoline parks a lot.
00:41:58.220 Oh, I saw that.
00:41:59.540 Sky Zone.
00:42:00.780 Are you one of the kids who's, like, jumping up the walls 0.99
00:42:02.740 doing triple flips and shit? 1.00
00:42:03.640 No, no, no, no. 1.00
00:42:04.300 but I just enjoy the scenery there.
00:42:07.580 Sky Zone?
00:42:08.480 Trampolines everywhere, just like jumping.
00:42:11.760 It's pretty cool.
00:42:12.480 They have basketball hoops too.
00:42:13.640 You could like jump up and dunk on like 12 feet.
00:42:15.960 Man, it's crazy hearing you talk
00:42:17.160 because you're like still a kid that's into like kid stuff,
00:42:19.640 but you're also like a successful young human being.
00:42:22.560 Yeah, if you know how to get me excited,
00:42:23.940 just be like, yo, we're going to Sky Zone.
00:42:25.400 When I was 13, after I would record songs,
00:42:27.860 they'd be like, oh, we're going to go to Sky Zone after.
00:42:30.100 Yeah, that still works on me, by the way.
00:42:31.440 If any girls want to take me on a date, Sky Zone.
00:42:33.900 If you take me bowling
00:42:34.880 It's not gonna work
00:42:35.600 Between us
00:42:36.100 I hate bowling
00:42:36.580 Can't do it
00:42:37.600 But listen yo
00:42:38.760 Is there anything else
00:42:39.280 You wanna plug
00:42:39.640 Talk about
00:42:40.140 Do
00:42:40.740 Let's talk about
00:42:41.960 Is there anything else
00:42:43.920 Yeah like you're going
00:42:44.480 On tour anytime soon
00:42:45.320 You're making songs
00:42:46.360 I'm performing at
00:42:47.380 Yo can I announce
00:42:48.880 The Super Bowl thing
00:42:49.740 Or no
00:42:50.080 He is performing
00:42:51.800 No not at the Super
00:42:52.740 No no no
00:42:53.900 Jacob Sertorius
00:42:54.960 Ladies and gentlemen
00:42:55.540 No no not at the Super Bowl
00:42:56.420 Guys
00:42:56.760 Hold on hold on
00:42:58.280 Guys sometimes
00:42:58.940 When you say things
00:42:59.640 It doesn't mean
00:43:00.500 What it actually means
00:43:01.440 It's like
00:43:01.860 Yo
00:43:04.060 I am performing at the NFL shop at the Super Bowl in Georgia,
00:43:10.840 and I'm very excited.
00:43:12.440 Come to the NFL shop, pull up.
00:43:14.480 We're going to jam. 1.00
00:43:15.520 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:43:15.860 That's dope, dude. 1.00
00:43:16.820 Still performing at the Super Bowl, bro.
00:43:18.800 Congrats.
00:43:19.460 I can't wait to see a song of yours in, like, top 50.
00:43:22.020 Bro, one day, man.
00:43:22.960 I want to play you, actually, after this podcast.
00:43:25.620 I want to play you some of my new stuff.
00:43:27.460 Unreleased?
00:43:27.900 Yeah.
00:43:28.200 All right, tight.
00:43:29.020 Tight.
00:43:29.380 Just so you can get the vibe and everything.
00:43:30.920 I'm down. 0.89
00:43:31.480 Yo, LP's got some trash on the line. 0.90
00:43:33.360 way too i feel like you i feel like you guys might need to collab for sure i smell it i smell it in
00:43:38.100 the air bro hey yo everybody tweet hashtag um what's a good hashtag like uh jogan jogan jogan
00:43:46.320 jogan jogan jogan if you want us to make a banger jogan just tweet hashtag jogan jogan hard easy
00:43:52.880 jogan all right so check it out jacob sartorius bro thank you for coming on impulsive thank you
00:43:57.460 for having me the number one podcast then hey let me say the number one podcast in the world
00:44:02.680 literally best ever
00:44:04.160 subscribe wherever
00:44:04.980 you listen to podcasts
00:44:05.760 iTunes, Spotify
00:44:06.520 of course bro
00:44:07.560 of course
00:44:08.080 I want to hit a million
00:44:08.940 before the end of the year
00:44:09.740 so uh
00:44:10.160 everybody subscribe
00:44:10.760 or else
00:44:11.280 hit that subscribe button
00:44:12.280 I'll be upset
00:44:12.980 yeah we're gonna send
00:44:13.840 Jacob Sartorius 1.00
00:44:14.460 to beat the shit out of you 1.00
00:44:15.360 that could happen 1.00
00:44:16.840 that's gonna happen
00:44:17.640 uh
00:44:18.360 yeah with that said
00:44:19.220 I love you guys
00:44:20.000 and I will see you
00:44:20.660 next Friday
00:44:21.640 take it easy
00:44:22.580 peace
00:44:23.300 stay safe
00:44:24.260 yeah stay safe
00:44:25.960 wait we
00:44:26.720 audio only yeah
00:44:27.600 we have some audio stuff
00:44:28.460 yeah
00:44:29.120 I think so 0.99
00:44:29.700 don't you fucking move Jacob 1.00
00:44:30.840 don't move bro 1.00
00:44:31.760 there's a spider
00:44:32.340 we want to do
00:44:33.180 hey yo baby
00:44:33.900 how's it going
00:44:34.740 yeah that was Jacob
00:44:36.140 that was great
00:44:36.700 we want to do an audio
00:44:37.480 Q&A
00:44:38.580 Q&A only
00:44:40.280 for those who
00:44:41.440 listen on
00:44:42.080 Spy Tunes
00:44:42.740 Spy Tunes
00:44:44.340 Spy Kids
00:44:45.480 that's a good name
00:44:46.140 Spy Kids
00:44:46.880 Spy Tunes
00:44:47.800 Audify and Spy Tunes
00:44:50.240 that's fire
00:44:50.960 Audify and Spy Tunes
00:44:52.620 while we're on the topic
00:44:53.520 did you
00:44:53.860 like Spy Kids
00:44:55.240 yeah of course
00:44:56.080 is that a thing
00:44:56.400 oh yeah good
00:44:57.140 yo you have a
00:44:57.820 you have a famous girl
00:44:58.880 crush like
00:44:59.540 that's your age
00:45:00.900 I mean I know
00:45:01.600 you're in a relationship
00:45:02.160 But like
00:45:02.640 Yo you're the same age
00:45:03.620 As Billie Eilish
00:45:04.840 I think
00:45:05.200 And she's like
00:45:05.740 Poppin dude
00:45:06.480 Yeah she's 16 right
00:45:07.680 Or 17
00:45:08.280 Maybe
00:45:08.860 Yo she's my age bro
00:45:10.480 Dude that's what I'm saying bro
00:45:11.640 That's crazy
00:45:12.400 You ever think about
00:45:13.040 Something like that
00:45:13.600 You know
00:45:14.380 My like
00:45:15.820 Big celebrity crush
00:45:17.320 Would be Mila Kunis
00:45:18.640 Oh yeah
00:45:19.700 And do any of you
00:45:20.540 Relate to that
00:45:21.160 Yes
00:45:21.680 Like alright
00:45:22.520 Yes
00:45:23.160 That's me
00:45:24.200 That's all I gotta say
00:45:25.100 You know what I'm saying
00:45:25.920 Hey give me that
00:45:26.980 Yeah
00:45:27.540 Yeah
00:45:27.940 But what about that
00:45:28.960 Ashton
00:45:29.380 Watch out for him
00:45:30.820 Aren't they like
00:45:31.900 Married and stuff?
00:45:33.020 Children?
00:45:33.920 I mean, Logan could take them.
00:45:35.620 So I'll just ride with Logan.
00:45:36.980 Yeah, but I like Ashton, so I know I'm not going to do that.
00:45:39.140 I like that.
00:45:40.120 Dream car. 0.96
00:45:41.240 You're going to get a whip soon, dog.
00:45:43.000 I'm getting an all-pink Range Rover with black tires. 0.89
00:45:47.500 Black rims.
00:45:48.200 For my first car, because I want to go semi-cheap.
00:45:51.120 I'm not going all out right away.
00:45:53.420 I just need something to ride around, you know?
00:45:56.560 Maybe pick up people, throw a party.
00:45:59.300 When do you plan on getting your license, though?
00:46:03.120 Because that's, like, kind of timely.
00:46:04.480 Bro, you can get your permit at 15 and a half,
00:46:08.740 but you get your license a year after you get your permit.
00:46:11.460 So, like, technically, I can do it whenever.
00:46:13.280 I could have six months ago.
00:46:15.960 I'm just a little lazy.
00:46:17.400 But, yeah, it's like class, though. 1.00
00:46:19.040 I mean, in Ohio, anyways, it was shit. 0.98
00:46:20.900 You can do it online now, though. 0.99
00:46:22.780 Oh.
00:46:23.280 You're not, like, amped to get your license?
00:46:24.260 You can do an online test and then just walk into the DMV
00:46:26.960 and show them the receipt that you passed the test,
00:46:28.860 And they'll give you your permit
00:46:29.940 You're not just like amped to get your license
00:46:31.880 Oh dude I'm hype but like I'm also scared
00:46:34.960 You know
00:46:35.340 With me I'm not like when I go go karting and stuff
00:46:38.600 I'm not like the fastest one out there
00:46:40.340 Like I'm steady
00:46:41.700 You're responsible
00:46:42.880 You turn your blinker on
00:46:44.240 See for me
00:46:45.800 You'd be whipping that thing
00:46:47.620 He put a plow
00:46:51.020 On a 4x4
00:46:53.620 Is that what's out there
00:46:54.720 That thing looks huge 0.96
00:46:57.620 i saw your pig too man like logan's not into cars we gotta talk about your pig we got a lot of i had 1.00
00:47:01.960 a question all right i was like is it trained quite the opposite jacob the pig sucks horrible 0.99
00:47:08.780 uh i'm just being honest at all rolling any mud stinks the best way to describe pearl bing bing 0.97
00:47:14.600 is she is annoying she's she is annoying which is odd for an animal to be annoying um but she just
00:47:22.900 She has one mission in life
00:47:24.520 And it's to get food
00:47:25.720 Which is sort of like me
00:47:27.020 But like
00:47:27.780 I know when to
00:47:28.500 Pull the plug
00:47:29.200 And be like
00:47:29.560 Like a nice guy
00:47:31.160 You know
00:47:31.480 She doesn't dude
00:47:32.540 She'll just
00:47:33.280 It's one track mind
00:47:34.300 Bug you all day
00:47:35.080 She doesn't care about anything 0.73
00:47:36.220 She doesn't care about you
00:47:36.920 She doesn't love you
00:47:37.640 Not only that
00:47:38.460 She screams
00:47:40.120 At the top
00:47:41.660 Of her lungs
00:47:42.660 It's bad
00:47:43.460 Like if you get in the way
00:47:44.520 It's like a screech or what
00:47:45.160 It's screech
00:47:45.520 Something awful
00:47:46.500 It's terrible
00:47:47.200 It
00:47:47.440 It's bad
00:47:48.600 You can hear it if you want
00:47:49.500 Go try to pick her up
00:47:50.420 Another thing is 0.60
00:47:51.520 That's interesting about the pig
00:47:52.560 While we're on that topic
00:47:53.300 Is my room
00:47:54.220 She sleeps right underneath the window
00:47:56.540 In my room
00:47:57.600 I'm on the second floor
00:47:58.740 Anytime I open the window
00:48:00.140 I'm like
00:48:00.540 Did someone poop in my room?
00:48:02.680 Smells horrible
00:48:03.360 Well I'm sure the answer is sometimes yes
00:48:05.880 Sometimes yeah
00:48:06.740 Sometimes a dog gets in
00:48:07.980 Sometimes I don't make it to the toilet
00:48:09.700 Sometimes Spencer doesn't make it to the toilet
00:48:12.580 Yo have you ever pooped yourself in your sleep?
00:48:16.680 Never
00:48:16.900 I've never
00:48:17.380 That's why I'm just asking
00:48:18.460 Yeah yeah yeah
00:48:19.180 No I'm asking for a friend
00:48:20.040 I've never heard it
00:48:21.360 who does that
00:48:23.420 apparently that's a thing dude
00:48:26.800 not just in your sleep though 0.90
00:48:28.380 like I know grown ass friends 0.87
00:48:31.160 that quite often 0.99
00:48:33.220 wear adult diapers and poop themselves
00:48:35.340 I feel like we've all
00:48:37.300 all love 0.66
00:48:38.740 is pooping your pants the same as sharting
00:48:41.240 or is it
00:48:42.000 I think it depends
00:48:44.340 like a shart is different than poop
00:48:46.780 just a little guy
00:48:48.740 wait is a shart
00:48:51.000 Just a low guy.
00:48:52.380 Yo, those are like the little things, bro. 0.90
00:48:54.380 Hey, yo, we're talking about poop right now.
00:48:56.840 And I feel like I'm at like a lunch table in school right now, actually.
00:49:00.140 That's exactly what this is.
00:49:01.780 Yeah, that's a great way to describe impulsive.
00:49:03.600 We're in the cafeteria.
00:49:04.500 Like, this is our table.
00:49:05.500 Yeah.
00:49:05.960 Yeah, what do you think about Michael Cohen,
00:49:07.860 Trump's ex-lawyer getting sentenced to three years for his hush money scandal?
00:49:13.340 No comment.
00:49:13.980 No comment.
00:49:14.600 No comment.
00:49:15.320 No comment.
00:49:15.800 His managers are like, no comment.
00:49:17.420 No comment.
00:49:18.300 My team's telling me no comment.
00:49:20.000 So there will be no comment on that.
00:49:21.500 Out of all the things we've talked about,
00:49:23.040 that's the one thing.
00:49:25.360 They're like, no comment.
00:49:26.400 It's smart.
00:49:27.100 Stay out of politics. 1.00
00:49:28.120 In fact, stay out of my goddamn house. 0.99
00:49:30.540 I'm ending this impulsive podcast right now. 0.99
00:49:32.220 I'm joking.
00:49:32.640 You're welcome back anytime.
00:49:33.560 We love you, Jacob.
00:49:34.780 We wish the best for you.
00:49:36.620 Thank you, man.
00:49:37.140 And see bright, big things in your future.
00:49:39.160 Amazing.
00:49:39.740 Subscribe, guys.
00:49:40.940 And yeah, we'll see you Friday.
00:49:42.280 Take it easy.
00:49:42.760 Peace.
00:49:43.300 Stay safe.
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