Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 11, 2018


JOSH PECK REVEALS WHY DAVID DOBRIK HATES LOGAN PAUL - IMPAULSIVE EP. 11

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00:02:20.840 ladies and gentlemen welcome back to impulsive hold on a second just thought that was my thing 0.99
00:02:32.940 okay hey guys welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you to everyone who
00:02:38.380 is subscribed wherever you listen to podcasts whether it's youtube itunes spotify uh we do
00:02:43.160 audio versions only with the guest after the visual element so again spotify and itunes you
00:02:48.320 want to listen to us it's a big deal and and we're very excited guys um this podcast has been going
00:02:54.000 amazing we've been seeing all your feedback in the comments and i want to say we we love it
00:02:59.360 we listen we read the comments we and we like for example we know you didn't like mike at first
00:03:04.460 yeah but he's growing on you so i'm leaving no you're not leaving he's growing you're growing
00:03:07.920 on them because you're funny and you're like a real life uh potato potato man and we love you
00:03:13.240 for that mike we do we we we know you guys uh notice mike on his phone a lot just know he's
00:03:18.540 looking up information and sending nudes and and sending nudes texting riley reed what uh what
00:03:24.460 my favorite comments i just want to say are the ones that are like uh you know normally i i hate
00:03:31.140 logan paul but this isn't bad or or the ones or the ones that are like like now this is the logan
00:03:36.800 i like to see yeah it's cool it makes it makes me feel good about myself the one the ones where
00:03:41.440 you guys are telling me like i'm losing my abs you don't have to comment those anymore but uh
00:03:45.700 it's so true though it really is huh you got a beer belly now i know you're going vegan anytime
00:03:50.040 again soon ah we'll stay there we go guys listen take it no more no more words from me except these
00:03:56.760 next ones we have a very very special guest today guys this man is a staple of my childhood he
00:04:04.160 actually invented the hot air balloon and healy's ladies and gentlemen i give you josh peck
00:04:11.380 from the hit TV show,
00:04:14.300 The Amanda Show.
00:04:15.720 Thank you so much.
00:04:18.020 What an intro.
00:04:20.940 Yo, Josh.
00:04:22.440 Thank you for coming on Impulsive Dog.
00:04:24.140 Thank you for having me.
00:04:25.040 Of course, bro.
00:04:25.880 This feels incredible.
00:04:27.020 It is incredible.
00:04:28.000 And thank you for wearing your Heelys.
00:04:30.480 Of course, man.
00:04:31.140 I know you guys can't see them,
00:04:32.400 but they're incredible.
00:04:33.140 Mike's wearing Josh's Heelys
00:04:35.040 that he invented.
00:04:36.080 Do you make Heelys for men on horses
00:04:37.660 by any chance?
00:04:38.800 Do I make Heelys for men in general?
00:04:41.380 I'm sorry.
00:04:43.220 You want to just take it?
00:04:45.020 I'm cutting that.
00:04:46.160 No, no.
00:04:47.180 Literally, bro, don't even bring him up.
00:04:49.160 I hate that thing.
00:04:51.860 What do you got against Pete?
00:04:53.280 Yeah, what's your problem with Pete? 1.00
00:04:54.140 Fuck all of you. 1.00
00:04:54.960 Josh, hey. 1.00
00:04:56.420 Josh and I go back.
00:04:57.780 We go way back.
00:04:58.640 Indeed.
00:04:59.180 But it's been a minute since we've hung out, dude.
00:05:00.980 How are things?
00:05:01.980 They're great.
00:05:02.800 You have a wife.
00:05:05.380 Not only a wife, but a spawn baby child on the way.
00:05:08.680 A spawn baby child.
00:05:10.020 Congratulations.
00:05:10.780 Thank you so much. 0.99
00:05:11.780 Holy shit. 0.99
00:05:12.960 Someone wanted to procreate with me. 1.00
00:05:14.940 That's amazing.
00:05:16.320 That's the best part of all of it.
00:05:17.960 I never thought that would happen.
00:05:19.580 Me either.
00:05:20.100 No, but you,
00:05:21.440 yo, when we found out you were coming on,
00:05:22.900 my assistant was,
00:05:23.860 she was very, very happy.
00:05:25.860 Thank you so much.
00:05:26.800 I'm so happy to meet you.
00:05:27.760 You represent so much for all of us,
00:05:30.660 including the audience of the podcast.
00:05:32.220 And now you're a real life adult person.
00:05:34.000 I'm a real life adult person.
00:05:35.300 And yet like,
00:05:36.080 because Drake and Josh will be on reruns forever.
00:05:38.180 I think it's weird for people to not see me as 17.
00:05:42.860 No, no, but wait, wait.
00:05:44.460 Are you still 17-ish?
00:05:47.100 17 in like 8, like 8, 8, 8, 9, 900 months.
00:05:52.060 Yeah.
00:05:52.620 Yeah.
00:05:52.940 Okay.
00:05:53.200 No, that's dope.
00:05:54.200 Yeah.
00:05:54.440 Your wife's name is Paige.
00:05:55.480 Yes.
00:05:56.120 And look at you, research.
00:05:57.880 Oh, bro.
00:05:58.540 Okay.
00:05:58.860 Oh, you have no idea.
00:05:59.840 We've been diving in.
00:06:00.740 I am going to dive into Josh Peck today.
00:06:02.740 Please.
00:06:03.820 Your wife's name is Paige.
00:06:04.800 You guys have a house?
00:06:06.180 Apartment.
00:06:06.860 Apartment.
00:06:07.140 It's not the Drake and Josh house.
00:06:09.580 David made a video about...
00:06:11.180 Didn't he bring you to the Drake and Josh house?
00:06:13.360 Yes.
00:06:13.700 That was actually, I think, in Encino.
00:06:15.200 Not far.
00:06:15.960 From here, right?
00:06:16.680 Yes.
00:06:17.340 Don't try to find Logan's address.
00:06:19.160 Yeah, please.
00:06:19.780 Please.
00:06:20.200 I have security.
00:06:21.260 No more of that. 0.95
00:06:22.000 We'll tackle you. 0.97
00:06:22.660 We beg you. 1.00
00:06:23.420 I don't know where the fuck to look. 0.99
00:06:25.560 Anywhere, bro. 0.98
00:06:26.020 Andre is your camera.
00:06:27.420 Oh, good.
00:06:27.900 Hey, Andre.
00:06:28.680 Or just add us.
00:06:29.620 It's the beautiful Jordanian kid.
00:06:31.060 You can just look at us.
00:06:31.740 Gorgeous.
00:06:33.260 So that house was actually up for $1.85 million.
00:06:36.100 Did you know no one bought the Drake and Josh house?
00:06:38.700 Oh, word?
00:06:39.340 Yeah.
00:06:40.180 That's kind of whack.
00:06:41.540 Why would you not want to buy that house?
00:06:43.240 Because it wasn't the actual set.
00:06:44.960 Correct me if I'm wrong, yeah, but when y'all shot Drake and Josh,
00:06:47.720 it wasn't in the house.
00:06:48.880 No, it was just the exterior.
00:06:50.560 But I feel like someone bought the land and bulldozed that house.
00:06:53.720 That is what happened.
00:06:54.720 Right?
00:06:55.260 There was some sort of remodeling.
00:06:55.840 Yeah, that's what I heard as well.
00:06:56.920 So, yo, you've had quite the extensive career, traditional media,
00:07:02.200 digital media now, and you're on YouTube, yeah?
00:07:05.240 you make youtube content regularly yeah and make the videos so did you see the youtube rerun
00:07:11.280 i did see it what do you think bro man i feel like it's getting crushed
00:07:16.680 not just crushed or is it crushing itself would you say i i don't know i is it a new question
00:07:25.220 okay bringing it around bring it around is it a thankless thing like could they have never done
00:07:29.960 it well oh was it ever good was 2017 fire i didn't watch it they've made some really good ones
00:07:37.060 yeah i've only been in one um but this one this year's i don't know if you guys know
00:07:44.120 has the second most dislikes of any youtube video ever at 7 million dislikes and only 2 million
00:07:51.060 likes which is crazy um they i think they just got a little uh political with it and made it
00:07:59.320 less about youtube as like the platform um for example like um some of the biggest events
00:08:05.440 in youtube weren't even in the video look at this look at this okay so i bring this scene up
00:08:10.260 in particular because you know how i had that boxing match with ksi yes did you watch it by 0.89
00:08:14.600 the way i watched pieces i didn't i'm not giving you fucking 30 paper i've seen this house you're 0.98
00:08:21.260 fucking rich you don't need much it was nine dollars josh all right nine dollars what do you 0.99
00:08:26.560 much respect because you fucking sold the shit out of that fight and thank you you can fight 0.99
00:08:32.180 thank you bro yeah i tried i wouldn't try you it was it was one of the biggest events in youtube 0.97
00:08:37.080 history yes and in the youtube rewind so check it out there's this one scene this cartoon scene
00:08:42.380 okay check it out right here did you see that one second clip yes okay this is the only this
00:08:50.240 is my only cameo oh hold on this is my only cameo in youtube rewind me and ksi we're not in it your
00:08:58.500 friend david was not in it crazy beauty pie was not in it were you in it nah son we're not in it
00:09:03.800 check it out i don't know if i can zoom in here but this little this little tide see his little
00:09:08.240 trophy on the wall here do i have a close-up right do you see this trophy because you drew 0.96
00:09:13.260 i did i had a draw and this little this little fucking trophy that says tied with a boxing 0.97
00:09:18.360 glove oh and you got maverick i was just gonna say that did you see that and they put me oh i 0.97
00:09:22.760 just noticed this right now they put maverick on here this is unreal weird it's like some
00:09:27.860 it's almost worse it's like come on it's yeah it's the best i could do that hurts
00:09:33.180 and youtube what's good you know i love you i'm not trying to bite the hand that feeds feeds me
00:09:37.740 but youtube i'm not throwing any shade i'm trying to hold the hand that feeds me
00:09:44.640 Thank you so much for everything, YouTube.
00:09:47.200 And all of you out there.
00:09:49.060 Josh, I love you.
00:09:50.760 So, yo, wait.
00:09:52.260 Let me ask you about the draw.
00:09:53.500 Okay.
00:09:53.860 I'm sure you've talked about it.
00:09:55.140 Is it like kissing your sister?
00:09:56.540 Like, is it worse than losing?
00:09:58.120 It is.
00:10:00.660 Wait, what?
00:10:01.580 The kissing your sister?
00:10:02.700 It's, it's, yeah, what's up with that, man?
00:10:06.480 Here's the thing.
00:10:07.680 I don't have a sister, but if I did, no.
00:10:11.020 Jesus Christ.
00:10:11.820 This sounds like another Riley Reid moment coming up here.
00:10:14.060 did she talk about that
00:10:16.160 they do a lot of sister and brother
00:10:18.580 off camera I asked her
00:10:20.540 if she ever is hooked up with her brother she said no
00:10:22.500 she looked at me weird like I was the weird one
00:10:24.660 I was like you are the weird one
00:10:26.740 wait what yes
00:10:28.460 have you seen how many stepbrothers she's
00:10:30.660 hooked up with on the internet hundreds
00:10:32.340 how many stepbrothers can a girl have
00:10:34.120 hundreds they're all her real
00:10:36.760 stepbrothers by the way
00:10:37.760 Riley we love you
00:10:40.660 but 0.99
00:10:42.300 yeah the draw it sucks man 0.91
00:10:45.300 I'm not gonna lie for me I think 0.98
00:10:46.680 was it like is it since he doesn't have a sister
00:10:49.020 is it like making out with Jake is that the
00:10:51.100 equivalent cool sure okay 1.00
00:10:52.940 yes Josh it sucks yes 0.99
00:10:54.680 making out with Jake or the draw both 0.98
00:10:56.920 okay and I not from experience not from 1.00
00:10:58.980 fuck this podcast sucks 1.00
00:11:00.380 welcome to the pause where I can subscribe 1.00
00:11:02.560 but you you are now you're an actor
00:11:05.160 yes but you're also a
00:11:07.020 digital star now
00:11:07.940 so and you hang out with uh David
00:11:11.180 A lot.
00:11:11.600 A lot.
00:11:12.080 David Dober.
00:11:12.700 Yeah, he's my buddy.
00:11:13.460 What's that relationship like?
00:11:14.860 It's great.
00:11:15.600 It was born out of me randomly getting invited over to his house once by our friend Jason Nash.
00:11:20.700 Love Jason, by the way.
00:11:21.500 Fine star, brilliant actor.
00:11:23.020 And it was random because I got like two missed calls from him a year and a half ago.
00:11:27.460 And I'm like, ah, call him back sometime soon.
00:11:30.460 And then, but I called him back that night and he had randomly been on an episode of Drake and Josh as like a small bit character.
00:11:38.860 Wait, Jason?
00:11:39.380 Yes.
00:11:39.820 And I had no idea.
00:11:41.040 What character?
00:11:41.900 He played like a waiter in a scene.
00:11:43.840 Oh, my God.
00:11:44.300 That's amazing.
00:11:45.200 And I guess he's so happy.
00:11:46.940 Yeah.
00:11:47.180 And he told David that who lost his mind because he's like a young child human who loved Drake and Josh.
00:11:53.680 And so he was like, well, would Josh ever be into doing something?
00:11:57.680 And he was like, well, let me call him.
00:11:58.880 He's like, no, no, no, don't call him.
00:11:59.880 He's like, no, no, I'll just call him and it might happen.
00:12:03.020 And I was there the next day and the rest is history.
00:12:06.680 Y'all are tight now.
00:12:07.820 Yeah.
00:12:08.160 What's it like over there?
00:12:09.260 Is it as crazy as it seems?
00:12:11.040 Is it always just laughter
00:12:12.940 and calamity? This seems crazier
00:12:14.980 here. A little bit.
00:12:17.480 A little bit. Nah, it is, bro.
00:12:18.800 We just don't show it because we can't anymore.
00:12:20.740 Yeah, we're censored. Nah, we're gonna get back
00:12:22.720 into, like, are you? Yeah.
00:12:24.340 We just got an STD test last week.
00:12:27.520 Bro, I didn't see it, but
00:12:28.600 we did a vlog where we got an STD test
00:12:31.000 together, and it was just real. It was real.
00:12:32.900 It's who we are. It's who he is.
00:12:34.620 What were the results? Great.
00:12:37.240 I think I got a 97
00:12:38.380 on it. I don't think it's
00:12:40.320 i'm being quite honest with you we haven't gotten the back yet but i'm assuming you haven't okay
00:12:45.300 that's good is it scd test it's i i think it's pretty unanimous and as long as the doctor doesn't
00:12:50.620 call oh oh yeah no news no news is good news is what they said yes yeah okay so um speaking of
00:12:57.480 calling by the way really quick how's david dobrik with his phone does he does he respond to pretty
00:13:01.680 much everyone when you when you text him i why so we yo we got some we got some thing we want to 0.97
00:13:07.540 right now oh shit how do i start this oh damn i'm i'm in the middle of something no okay i'm ready 0.98
00:13:14.080 i'm ready you're in the middle you absolutely are in the middle you're in the middle boy 0.99
00:13:17.380 literally starting off the impulsive podcast which by the way number one podcast in the world
00:13:22.000 is it the number one podcast of all time these are facts bigger than joe rogan bigger way bigger
00:13:27.040 bigger joe rogan joe rogan is actually starting a podcast in the basement of impulsive he's moving
00:13:32.120 his show below us really in the wine cellar so so that's a fact but anyways i texted david dobrik
00:13:38.660 who by the way is a good friend of mine i go way back with david he did the movie that i that i
00:13:44.140 wrote um and we've made i think we've made content together we we've done we've done stuff together
00:13:51.000 like i've hung out with david i consider myself tight with david send me a text yo david um you 0.90
00:13:56.580 want to come on impulsive and talk about like dicks and shit just you know a little icebreaker 0.99
00:14:00.520 We don't have to talk about dicks and shit 1.00
00:14:02.180 Probably will 1.00
00:14:03.600 But who knows
00:14:05.560 No response
00:14:06.800 And by the way
00:14:09.680 David's never not responded
00:14:11.020 He hit me up about the fight
00:14:13.240 It's always back and forth
00:14:14.480 Next day
00:14:16.440 I heart the same message
00:14:18.680 Because I don't want to double text 0.99
00:14:19.580 What am I bitch 0.98
00:14:20.520 So I heart it 0.98
00:14:21.800 But he gets a notification
00:14:22.980 Still no response
00:14:25.180 So then
00:14:26.380 About three days later
00:14:28.480 mike that's me gets a call yeah why don't you take over mike yeah so i gotta just a
00:14:33.080 this is a text message you know actually i think it was an email first they david like to uh david
00:14:39.220 david not david dobrik david would like to text you you know no last name i was like i think i
00:14:43.320 know what this is and i got a text message and i said to logan i just got a text message from
00:14:48.200 david dobrik regarding a brand partnership i go yo that's interesting how about you don't make
00:14:54.200 that brand partnership happen unless he responds to my text about being unimpulsive wow
00:14:57.920 A little bit of resentment here
00:14:59.760 Not resentment
00:15:00.640 I just like
00:15:01.300 Yo what's good
00:15:01.860 A little resentful
00:15:02.480 It's just like
00:15:03.000 Yo I just like
00:15:03.840 I don't like being ignored
00:15:05.480 Even me dude
00:15:06.240 I make it a point to respond to most people
00:15:08.160 With one word
00:15:09.360 He either says
00:15:10.000 I 1.00
00:15:10.320 Or fuck you 1.00
00:15:11.380 But at least 1.00
00:15:11.900 So those are the only
00:15:12.560 Those are the two responses
00:15:13.900 Now
00:15:14.880 Mike gets on the phone with David
00:15:16.940 This is going deep
00:15:18.320 Okay
00:15:18.560 Let's get in
00:15:19.540 I love this
00:15:20.240 And Mike goes straight high school
00:15:21.540 Okay I'm ready
00:15:22.200 It is high school
00:15:23.300 So then Mike goes
00:15:24.220 Dave I'm ready
00:15:25.300 And I hardened it
00:15:26.460 I just want to get to the bottom of this.
00:15:28.560 I need David to love that.
00:15:31.080 He loves you.
00:15:32.760 We love him.
00:15:33.900 And I said, hey, Dave, listen,
00:15:35.940 Logan's telling me to put
00:15:37.760 an ixnay on this
00:15:39.740 thing until you talk to him.
00:15:41.420 And I'm like, between you or not.
00:15:42.620 He doesn't even have to come on the podcast.
00:15:44.160 Mike's like, I'm holding Love Sack hostage 0.99
00:15:46.980 until you fucking text back. 0.99
00:15:49.480 I said, between you and I, 1.00
00:15:51.180 I'm going to do the deal with you anyways. 1.00
00:15:54.080 Fuck you, man. 1.00
00:15:56.040 But then I go, but I go, but yo, like, what's going on, bro? 1.00
00:15:59.080 Like, why don't you hit LP back, bro?
00:16:00.380 He loves you, dude.
00:16:01.420 Like, he wants to hear from you.
00:16:02.860 And then it started.
00:16:04.520 You know, my phone might have been broken in the mudslide when it fell down the hill.
00:16:10.680 So then David sent Mike a screenshot of having never received my text, but had the previous conversation above it.
00:16:16.760 So then I show Mike my screenshot of, no, clearly my messages were delivered.
00:16:21.480 And then we reached a conclusion. 0.99
00:16:23.000 shoot him no he said shoot him another text oh yeah which i did this time it just said dicks 1.00
00:16:29.220 strictly dicks no response no response maybe that's why maybe he doesn't want to talk about 1.00
00:16:34.200 dicks fair enough should i text him something else text them text them one text them one word 0.97
00:16:38.480 right now moment maybe maybe something josh you're his friend what should i text david dobrik
00:16:43.160 i don't even want him on the podcast i do i just want a response i just want a response why don't
00:16:48.060 you hit us hit a picture selfie why don't you be honest let go of your ego right now get a little
00:16:54.600 vulnerable put some skin in the game and say hey wondering where you're at boo oh miss you in a big
00:17:01.560 way hey wonder where you're at boo miss you in a big way type that miss you in a big way okay how
00:17:09.160 what else really hoping to chop it up really hoping to chop it up audio style with you
00:17:15.060 in the near future in the near future comrade comrade josh you're amazing is there a sign
00:17:25.460 offers at it no that's xoxo i think it's good love you no love you there we go the text has
00:17:31.160 been sent all right and by the way it's delivered like i'm telling the truth do you see the delivery
00:17:35.760 can you confirm that yes i yes i yes if he gets back i mean i might leave here's the thing
00:17:44.200 one thing that i found to be true is what's incredible is people like you and david and like
00:17:49.700 so successful so ambitious so smart so young and so even i sometimes don't get a text back
00:17:59.300 when it because things happen and people get busy but i'm never surprised because i go
00:18:03.960 he's 22 and i'm sure i'll hear from him tomorrow i yes right but then the the weird like oh the
00:18:11.460 messages never came through and like they clearly did was just maybe they did maybe girl i believe 0.96
00:18:16.780 in you and i believe in david dobrik and i think that that marriage him here what a fucking podcast 0.91
00:18:22.540 wow what a fucking podcast i mean by the way that's fucking happening that's gonna see it now 0.94
00:18:27.360 that's amazing i'm not upset to be your you know second your david second absolutely absolutely not 0.99
00:18:34.240 no and by the way i didn't bring you on here to talk about that i have real things i want i want
00:18:38.260 to talk about okay but that i was just talking about like youtube community and crew and by the
00:18:42.020 way your friend karina also doesn't like me a lot just karina karina yo yo karina it's all love for
00:18:47.100 me it's all love for me um i just it's it's logan's trying to squash all beef that's really
00:18:52.880 what 2019 is the year of squashing beef i'm making sure that's happened we started with uh
00:18:57.000 pewdiepie we're moving on to some other some other members but in 2019 logan paul will be
00:19:03.160 synonymous with friendship love relationship building and squeaky clean brand partnerships
00:19:09.080 so which we're looking for by the way if anyone wants to sponsor a positive yeah great who are
00:19:14.400 these michael sure we're available sure would like to work with you so so josh what about healy's
00:19:20.200 we're looking for tamagotchi if you'd like to sponsor that great product
00:19:25.980 throwback product gigapets and um just la gear light up shoes you're bringing so much beauty
00:19:34.020 back god especially for me because so by the way i'm i'm about your age okay and so i gotta i gotta
00:19:39.660 preface this really quick and i feel fucking terrible saying this oh boy okay i didn't i
00:19:45.940 didn't watch drake and josh i was too old for it you're you're allowed here's my question
00:19:50.520 that hurts to hear i know you josh and i and i know drake mostly for his rap songs
00:19:57.100 how did you guys sell this relationship as brothers between josh and drake when he's clearly
00:20:03.680 african-american no uh half african-american african-american jewish like myself and would
00:20:11.440 you say that that that show was what launched aubrey drake graham's career to you know this
00:20:17.000 rap superstardom i don't want to take credit but what i'll say is is that we both grew up young
00:20:23.260 um you know young teenage guys in canada yes all right um different different drake drake uh
00:20:31.680 drake bell is the is the one that was on the show with josh right not drake the rapper and not the
00:20:37.240 rapper take a shot for me like all those songs you don't know that was not the same guy different
00:20:41.740 guy different guy views from the six different guy yeah no no but we appreciate you mike thank
00:20:46.840 you guys for watching impulsive we will see you next week take care does something feel slightly
00:20:51.640 better yeah something's great about this atmosphere right now airy yeah nice i'll totally sit
00:20:57.960 drake and josh on the show his name was drake bell no that's his well that's his name in real
00:21:06.200 life well yours was josh nichols his name was drake parker on the show oh shit yeah okay why
00:21:11.200 did it change your names well we got to keep our first name which was dope yeah that's yeah if i
00:21:15.920 to spend the rest of my life with like people you know being like screech yeah dude no no hate on
00:21:21.780 screech much love dustin diamond but like so it was nice that we were our first names but i guess
00:21:26.600 they can't like i'm sure for some legal reason they can't um they can't give us our you know
00:21:31.580 allow us have our full name and we were characters like victorious victoria justice is is close true
00:21:37.300 but interesting right yo what's the nickelodeon machine like it's you know it's changed so much
00:21:44.120 since like when we were there because we were I'm sort of proud of the fact like I feel like we were
00:21:48.060 the last of the like all that Kenan and Kel Amanda show um so back then you know there was no social
00:21:55.540 media it wasn't like we got these kids young and then we're going to make them pop stars and
00:22:00.500 superstars and build this huge thing it was just kind of like yeah kid like you're great come do
00:22:05.480 your job and and that's it I feel like that is so much healthier than the Disney machine
00:22:12.140 in what way just because like yo my bro like not to not to throw disney under the bus but like my
00:22:17.920 brother my brother was on a disney show and like i went and it's a machine sure you wake up you go
00:22:25.080 do the work for x hours each day you're with an acting coach a singing coach a dialect coach you
00:22:30.380 do script and table it's like it is a machine and these kids are bred to be winners and champions
00:22:35.520 and superstars right and uh we've seen with a lot of disney stars that does happen but there
00:22:42.180 sometimes is like a period where they go in their crazy phase but i've noticed nickelodeon stars
00:22:48.420 don't really go through that that's why i'm wondering does it feel like you're i don't know
00:22:53.680 for lack of better uh words a slave to the system i think you know it's funny because it's actually
00:22:59.820 sounds like they're going back to the way it was like in the 40s and 50s a major movie studio would
00:23:04.580 just buy you and be like we're gonna pay you logan monthly or yearly and you're gonna act in two of
00:23:10.340 our movies and one of our tv shows and we're gonna tour you around doing like some sort of act and so
00:23:16.320 then they kind of got away from that and i think i've been lucky where i definitely had my like 0.93
00:23:22.100 moments of being a total cliche child actor sewing my wild oats being an idiot at the club 0.90
00:23:27.800 but it was before camera phones or like oh they were like the shitty nokia ones yeah so lucky you 0.99
00:23:34.280 like and it was 18 19 you know just being a knucklehead and then i cleaned it up quick
00:23:39.780 enough because my mom wasn't having it and it was just like i gotta spread my wings okay i'm done
00:23:43.960 yeah and so that was it but did you cut it off then yeah i mean i just really yeah i was lucky
00:23:49.620 enough to sort of get hip to the fact that like it's not sustainable and i would hate to diminish
00:23:54.200 all the things that i've worked so hard for by being like that guy on tmz you don't want to be
00:23:58.080 johnny that's what you're saying oh i would love to i would happily be a hot mess if i could be
00:24:02.660 johnny oh okay sure yeah i mean let's get real i was gonna hold this off till later but i'm just
00:24:08.060 gonna say you look sexy as hell amazing so do you my friend i mean you just like from watching you
00:24:13.900 growing up to now being the sexy beast like do you have a lot of people following you that were
00:24:19.140 around that same boat are you turning other people into sexy beasts as well first of all i don't know
00:24:24.020 if it's the merch but it's bouncing off your beautiful blue eyes and it is the merch it is
00:24:28.100 the merch i would suspect it's a merch shop um no what spencer's saying is was there a point 0.98
00:24:34.500 where you were like i'm sexy as fuck damn i don't yo the truth is is growing up chubby for me was 0.96
00:24:43.020 really challenging and then having my chubby years on and let's be honest i was not chubby i was very 0.99
00:24:48.500 overweight having them on reruns on television your awkward teenage years forever was tough and
00:24:57.240 And then I remember I got healthy, and, like, from 17 to 19, I lost, like, 100 pounds.
00:25:03.040 Good for you, man.
00:25:03.560 That's awesome.
00:25:04.380 Thanks.
00:25:04.600 That's awesome.
00:25:05.280 But, you know, it's a transition, and even now at 32, there are times when I look in
00:25:09.600 the mirror, and I'm like, who do you think you are?
00:25:12.820 Why?
00:25:13.300 Why?
00:25:13.880 No, like.
00:25:14.460 Who do you think you are?
00:25:16.540 Because, like.
00:25:17.800 Who do you think you are?
00:25:19.180 What's the answer?
00:25:20.300 Well, how do you answer that?
00:25:21.060 There'll be moments where I'll be like, yeah, you do look aight.
00:25:23.320 And then I'll be like, you're just 17-year-old Josh.
00:25:25.620 She's like ordering chicken nuggets with his Big Mac.
00:25:28.400 No, but he was dope.
00:25:29.700 He was dope.
00:25:30.240 We all fell in love with that, Josh.
00:25:32.100 And the craziest, and not to be like too mushy, but like, because I was mushy, but like the fact that like there have been a number of people who say watching your weight loss journey so publicly motivated me to try to get healthy.
00:25:46.760 And that's unbelievable because like we all like because I remember being 17 and seeing people like working out or whatever, whatever, and that instigated me.
00:25:55.400 but but like back to what you were saying before the the weirdest thing and i know drake and i
00:25:59.900 always share this is that we've seen this show now like 10 years later go on and have this life
00:26:06.040 and how people really love it and for us it's such a trip because when we were doing it there was no
00:26:12.520 like you know super sexy energy around it was just kind of like a job and a really awesome job so
00:26:19.080 interesting but we didn't realize that it would live on and that people would be like this was my 0.69
00:26:23.400 childhood show that show has fucking legs dude right became like a zeitgeist definition of an
00:26:31.240 entire generation no it was zeitgeist like it became like part of people's lives part of the 0.94
00:26:37.180 lexicon the lexicon the epitome of a generation that's not the hardest word yeah that was a
00:26:42.680 little that was that was elementary i mean it's okay and guys thank you for watching also mike
00:26:47.760 is leaving again speaking of being chunky yes okay wait mike is the josh back of our crew no
00:26:55.520 he's your age not to mention you were a chubby caterpillar too that grew into a beautiful 1.00
00:27:01.940 butterfly yes he was look at that fat fuck first of all i would have taken that any day back in my 0.99
00:27:09.680 i mean that's not bad at all this is 300 pound mike that's 200 i was 284 pounds no and i got down 0.99
00:27:16.960 to 184 pounds i do some cycling and by the way i loved wendy's there were days when i would do
00:27:23.360 there were days when i sorry about the free branch there were days when i would do wendy's
00:27:26.920 mcdonald's dutch's and taco bell in one day i called it the quadracta wait wow yeah knowing
00:27:33.080 that that's horrible horrible why you do that well i don't know why because at the time of uh
00:27:38.940 me and mr peck's peak fatness it was actually uh it was actually marketed to us as the cool thing
00:27:45.160 there were no there were no vegan lunches there were no vegans vegans weren't it didn't exist
00:27:49.900 maybe not where you were from but he was you were here in la yeah i was in la and i don't think being
00:27:54.020 heavy set was ever the cool thing but but but they marketed very heavy yeah and they still do
00:27:59.500 it's funny because like we all have our thing like my thing was there was a vending machine
00:28:03.460 because i lived in like this big apartment complex so they had like this little vending machine and
00:28:07.400 my wife loves this story because when i started really putting on the pounds i was like 14 15
00:28:12.220 and around 10 30 at night i'd sneak into my mom's room grab some change out of the line oh yeah and
00:28:19.360 i you know this is 280 pounds sneaking so i was loud it's not sneaking yeah she heard stopping
00:28:24.700 she heard a giant coming she had to act like she was asleep she loved her son and so i would 0.99
00:28:29.800 oh my god this is vending machine so then you know you got we there's levels to this shit yeah 0.98
00:28:36.000 so first you got the chips right maybe i'm gonna go with a sun chip maybe i'm gonna go with a dorito 0.98
00:28:41.400 or a rolled gold you know what i'm saying so then start with the chips course then you got
00:28:46.440 to make it down to the to the chocolate sweet i'm talking snickers i'm talking twix i'm talking
00:28:51.200 kit kat what's your favorite what's your favorite or what's your favorite it depends i mean like a
00:28:55.960 peanut butter kit kat or i'm sorry a peanut butter twix will change your life there's a serious
00:29:00.800 science behind what young josh was going to eat yeah and then gummy course i'm talking like now
00:29:07.640 and later uh skittle perhaps uh sour patch kids sour patch kid a zour even loves hours by the way 0.97
00:29:14.720 and then we gotta we gotta end this shit right because i'm not crazy with like a little cookie 0.97
00:29:19.260 course like the mini grandmas yeah the white like the sounds to me like if you cut out that routine 0.98
00:29:25.740 alone you would lose 100 pounds right yeah but that was me and then i go home and watch howard
00:29:30.440 stern and now you're on it you're on you're on the young you're on the young howard stern on the new
00:29:35.120 young stern we've read some comments saying we're the with a young howard stern which is which is
00:29:40.200 prince of all media think about it think about it fred and robin yeah so check us out it's her
00:29:46.460 names pete this girl yes mindy yeah looks like logan's ex-girlfriend kind of mindy from drake
00:29:54.300 and josh yes allison allison scalioti uh-huh i think so do you know how i know that what did a
00:30:01.220 tv show with her oh damn did a tv show with her uh check us out i was her i was her brother in
00:30:06.920 the show i was her older brother not sure how that worked no way yeah okay uh that's not you 0.97
00:30:11.740 so that is me similar face on her end great hair day thank you um do you know what she told me
00:30:17.640 about you chill okay i'm ready do you know you were her first kiss and it was and it was on
00:30:24.520 camera for drake and josh i didn't know that that is so interesting weird right that's what i mean
00:30:29.840 by Nickelodeon Machine.
00:30:31.200 It's almost like
00:30:31.740 her first kiss
00:30:32.940 was an on-camera kiss
00:30:34.100 with you, Trippy.
00:30:35.640 I know.
00:30:36.060 I'm sorry, Allison.
00:30:37.300 I hope it was okay.
00:30:39.400 I'm sorry.
00:30:40.040 Do you still talk to her
00:30:40.920 to this day?
00:30:41.520 We don't talk that often, 0.94
00:30:42.580 but she's like the dopest, right?
00:30:43.940 Did you have a good experience?
00:30:44.940 She's so cool, dude.
00:30:45.620 Is she great?
00:30:46.000 She's so cool.
00:30:46.860 Yeah. 0.99
00:30:47.240 And like dumb talented, 1.00
00:30:49.840 like plays guitar, sings. 1.00
00:30:51.160 Yeah.
00:30:51.560 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:52.020 All the things.
00:30:52.400 She was going to
00:30:53.020 some sort of concert
00:30:54.840 after one of the episodes
00:30:57.880 we shot,
00:30:58.440 and I didn't get
00:30:59.120 to end up going,
00:30:59.680 but she's she's really cool and she's like cool kind of slightly a little hipstery that's why i
00:31:05.660 was gonna i was gonna use the word indie but i wasn't sure if i like yes yes yeah so whenever
00:31:11.060 i'm around her i'm like you don't think i'm cool do you she's like no i'm like got it do you talk
00:31:16.220 to anyone else on the show um i kind of talk to everyone a little bit i mean for better or for
00:31:20.500 worse david has brought us all together i've seen that that's amazing by the way random moments but
00:31:26.700 yeah i mean it's very it's weirdly special because we only we had this experience and so what i love
00:31:33.240 is if i see you know i see drake a fair amount or if i see yvette or anyone else in the cast
00:31:37.860 is the mom almost helen helen yeah okay okay okay like i'll say uh we'll just trade stories about
00:31:43.940 like have you like what's your experience like when people come up to you and and like say your
00:31:48.540 catchphrase or something it's hilarious no no oh oh what is that experience when when someone comes
00:31:54.420 up to you and goes hug me brother like what do you do oh man do you hug them brother i do hug
00:32:00.300 them brother uh yes as long as it's appropriate and there's witnesses yep but smart smart you
00:32:06.020 never know when is it not when is it not appropriate i don't know when do you not want
00:32:09.720 fans talking to you because we've got this down to a science tell me your your approach eating i 0.97
00:32:13.920 have one rule if i'm eating dinner don't fucking talk to me no it's not that it's just like don't 0.96
00:32:18.180 talk to me no it's not that no it's just like you know they'll ask me can i take a picture with you 0.98
00:32:24.260 i'll politely i'll go i'm eating dinner right now i have this one rule where i just don't take
00:32:27.820 pictures uh with people when i'm eating if you if you want to wait like i'm more than happy because
00:32:31.800 i always do but do you have like any rules do you tend to always take pictures or any preferences
00:32:37.060 i try to always be accommodating the the food thing is a hard thing so you don't want to like
00:32:41.980 if you're literally like if you just like on drinks and bread maybe i'll get up make exceptions
00:32:46.960 for that yeah middle of like a delicious pasta dinner mid-bite tough um my only thing that irks
00:32:52.840 me just only slightly is like when people will come up and they'll ask for a picture and then
00:32:57.260 if you're with someone they just hand them the phone oh yeah i just steve said the same thing
00:33:01.320 because i feel very protective of my friends and i don't want them to feel like like they work they
00:33:06.800 they go for me they go here take it and they hand it to your friend and i always say like no no give
00:33:11.020 it to me like we'll just take a selfie so when they come up to you should they have selfie mode
00:33:14.360 engaged because that's what steve said not a bad not a bad thing steve was just upset that when
00:33:20.120 sometimes they would come up to him
00:33:22.140 the camera would be pointing the opposite
00:33:24.480 direction. Like you know you're taking a selfie
00:33:26.080 but it's pointing that way.
00:33:28.040 It's like a couple seconds of time saving.
00:33:30.640 Come prepared. Champagne problems.
00:33:32.460 So yo. Come prepared. I want to know about
00:33:34.220 Miranda Cosgrove.
00:33:36.240 Why? Why are you looking at me like that?
00:33:38.120 I've always had a crush on her. Trying to holler at my sister?
00:33:40.180 It's not. You're not real sister
00:33:42.220 brother. No. Ah perfect. Yes I'm
00:33:44.160 trying to holler at your sister. Alright.
00:33:45.920 No she's just I've like Ike Harley
00:33:48.020 and stuff she was always like a a crush of many many kids like who could blame you you have eyes
00:33:52.880 i do have eyes yeah sometimes they're colorblind but you're colorblind i am what's that like what's
00:34:00.580 this look like can i be honest with you please it's a mild form of colorblind but i am still
00:34:04.540 colorblind oh so you're milking the colorblind i am absolutely milking the colorblind okay got 0.98
00:34:08.700 uh it where i'm not milking it when it's nighttime i'm fucked i can't see shit yeah it's all shades 0.99
00:34:13.980 of gray uh shades of black yeah we were driving back from big sur and we're on like a cliff like 0.98
00:34:20.660 800 feet in the air we're lucky to be here is there anything that's ever helped you with the
00:34:25.620 color blindness like anything at all um yeah it was like yeah anyways what we were
00:34:31.560 what no miranda cosgrove oh yeah oh she like so package she's everything she's nice she's pretty
00:34:41.120 She's talented
00:34:41.720 Does she have a boyfriend?
00:34:43.240 I don't know
00:34:43.920 See this is what Logan's looking for
00:34:45.120 I feel weirdly protected
00:34:46.420 I'm like
00:34:46.800 I'm trying to check him out
00:34:47.480 I know
00:34:47.720 Josh is all of a sudden
00:34:48.640 Like looking at me
00:34:49.280 I had to tell
00:34:49.940 You got money
00:34:51.200 I could do it bro
00:34:52.460 You're nice
00:34:53.200 I'm a controversial
00:34:54.100 I'm a good guy dude
00:34:55.900 I'm a little bit of a bad boy
00:34:58.040 In what way?
00:34:59.260 Like I just 0.99
00:34:59.840 Like I do some crazy shit 0.99
00:35:01.420 I do some crazy shit sometimes 0.99
00:35:02.940 But in real life 0.99
00:35:03.940 Dude I'm like a nice guy
00:35:04.940 And I'm loyal too bro
00:35:06.680 I'm a good boyfriend
00:35:07.580 No I'm not
00:35:08.460 But I'm loyal
00:35:09.200 I'm loyal
00:35:09.680 Wait aren't you in a relationship?
00:35:11.120 No, we broke up.
00:35:12.180 Done.
00:35:12.660 Don't say you're a bad boyfriend.
00:35:14.080 That's not true.
00:35:14.940 That's not true.
00:35:15.760 You're a great boyfriend, dude.
00:35:17.300 Thanks, Mike.
00:35:18.040 No, I don't.
00:35:18.700 No, don't say thanks to me.
00:35:19.920 I'm just saying, like, we've observed it.
00:35:21.480 You're great to your girlfriend or your ex-girlfriend.
00:35:23.840 Whatever.
00:35:24.400 That's amazing.
00:35:25.420 Listen, Miranda, I have your fake older brothers.
00:35:29.960 Hi, Randy.
00:35:30.860 Love you.
00:35:31.400 Approve.
00:35:31.840 Mandy?
00:35:32.340 I call her Randy.
00:35:33.380 It's a really.
00:35:34.160 Can I call her Randy?
00:35:35.120 You can. 1.00
00:35:35.500 It's just like a stupid nickname that only, like, an older brother type would give. 1.00
00:35:39.540 Miranda. 1.00
00:35:40.180 Randy.
00:35:40.700 Oh. 0.98
00:35:41.000 It's very ridiculous. 0.52
00:35:42.280 Hi, Randy. 0.81
00:35:43.360 I may find myself in your DMs.
00:35:45.300 I don't know how else to reach you.
00:35:47.400 I like you.
00:35:49.560 Anyways, speaking of relationships.
00:35:51.720 Yes.
00:35:52.680 Like I said, you're married with a kid on the way.
00:35:55.460 In love.
00:35:56.280 Super cool.
00:35:56.760 You're super in love.
00:35:57.800 Yeah.
00:35:58.540 What's that like?
00:35:59.660 Yeah, what is that like, Josh?
00:36:00.880 Oh, it's great.
00:36:01.600 It's all the things they say.
00:36:02.980 Really?
00:36:03.520 Yeah, it just feels good.
00:36:05.800 Can I ask you a question about cheating?
00:36:08.100 Please.
00:36:08.700 I'm all about it.
00:36:09.460 At Monopoly?
00:36:10.900 We went up to Big Sur this weekend.
00:36:15.200 Little boys trip.
00:36:16.540 Little boys trip.
00:36:17.640 Boys.
00:36:18.260 Boys.
00:36:18.740 And we got massages right before we left.
00:36:22.860 Ah.
00:36:23.620 And something about massages is so, it's so, it's so sexual and intimate to me.
00:36:29.800 And this particular massage up in Big Sur, they put the towel over me. 0.98
00:36:34.320 First off, she wanted me butt ass naked, which I was a little unfamiliar with. 0.97
00:36:39.200 Normally I just have boxers on. 0.99
00:36:40.440 It's the way to do it
00:36:41.200 Did you get naked? 0.59
00:36:41.940 Apparently 0.94
00:36:42.220 Did you get naked? 0.87
00:36:43.300 I did, did you? 0.88
00:36:44.020 Of course
00:36:44.540 I've not done a massage
00:36:45.760 Mike doesn't wear boxers
00:36:47.040 Oh yeah
00:36:47.660 Mike gets naked 0.81
00:36:49.280 For the chair massages
00:36:50.260 At the mall
00:36:50.760 I'm always naked
00:36:54.700 For a massage
00:36:55.100 If they have a blanket
00:36:56.300 To go over
00:36:56.820 You strip down
00:36:57.980 You pull the blanket over
00:36:58.780 And you're ready
00:36:59.500 Okay well
00:37:00.500 I don't know bro
00:37:01.520 Here in LA
00:37:02.020 When I get the massages
00:37:03.180 I'm in my boxers still
00:37:04.760 So I was a little uncomfortable 0.85
00:37:05.840 I was butt ass naked 0.91
00:37:07.640 And I'm laying on my back 0.99
00:37:09.660 Face up
00:37:10.540 And the lady
00:37:12.200 I've never had this done before bro
00:37:13.880 She takes the towel
00:37:15.940 And she puts it
00:37:17.420 Right up along my
00:37:19.420 Like the V bro
00:37:20.300 Yeah that's the thing
00:37:21.060 Like right up there
00:37:23.040 So I'm like
00:37:23.400 I'm exposed
00:37:25.220 I'm exposed
00:37:26.080 And then she starts like
00:37:27.820 Rubbing up there
00:37:29.480 Next thing you know
00:37:30.580 Like
00:37:31.100 How do I say this
00:37:32.500 I'm rock hard dog
00:37:34.480 I'm rock hard
00:37:36.060 Full tent
00:37:36.600 Full
00:37:36.960 Massive boner
00:37:37.780 And I can't
00:37:38.640 Like, and it's just so awkward because she's like, she's got to be like 65. 0.99
00:37:42.580 And I'm just, I'm sitting there and I'm just like, oh, fuck. 0.99
00:37:46.380 I know she sees him. 1.00
00:37:47.800 I know she sees him hard.
00:37:49.220 I know it.
00:37:49.820 I don't know what to do.
00:37:51.060 And I have no control over this.
00:37:52.780 It's not like I'm into her, dude.
00:37:53.980 I just haven't been touched in a while.
00:37:55.660 Just fully a wreck.
00:37:56.700 Fully.
00:37:57.420 Full loner.
00:37:58.280 So I got a question. 0.98
00:37:59.240 Loner boner.
00:37:59.840 If you're in a relationship and that happens, it's not cheating.
00:38:04.720 If you become aroused during a massage?
00:38:06.680 Yeah.
00:38:07.080 No, not at all.
00:38:07.820 are you sure the cheating part is when you're like ma'am can i interest you
00:38:12.380 in some sort of bonus payment to touch me there that's then you cross clearly cheating but
00:38:19.120 a part spit flying out of my mouth like a part of me feels like you shouldn't even be getting 0.65
00:38:26.880 aroused by other girls than your girl i don't know bro see this is me trying to be loyal dude 0.97
00:38:32.320 the only thing you could have said that would have been cheating is what that mouth do like 0.99
00:38:35.920 if you had said that bro we got a fucking issue we got a major issue by the way i'd never did you 0.99
00:38:42.060 say that i would never say that to anyone by the way hey yo hey baby with that mouth dude like 0.99
00:38:47.820 no it's not mouth mouth mouth m-o-u-f you guys i'm assuming are very happily married have you
00:38:55.060 ever gotten in a fight that you're like we are fighting and this is bad yeah that's not that's
00:39:00.340 when you know you're in a good relationship is when you're used to fighting so how do you oh
00:39:04.160 yeah this is a part of it so how do you deal with that you ever leave fights where you both are just
00:39:08.620 still angry you know the whole key to that in my experience is to be is to be non-reactive to the
00:39:14.700 fight in the sense of i had to learn this from my wife because she had to like teach me how to be a
00:39:18.400 full like a fighter fully grown human like yeah like how to be proper like because i used to have 0.95
00:39:24.500 that shit because like i'm uh only child single mom never knew my pop so i would get in a fight 0.91
00:39:29.980 in relationships and be like deuces thanks for everything yo be like i'm out next thank you very 0.99
00:39:35.520 much that is me yes keep my sweatshirt yes except i'd ask for my sweatshirt back right there yes and
00:39:42.060 like and she'd be like but it's merch and you're like i still want it of course i want it it's a
00:39:45.800 lot of stuff it's merch in the game local.com slash uh but no but um and my wife comes from 0.87
00:39:51.220 like this really like a big traditional wonderful family where like shit happens and there's fights
00:39:56.720 among siblings and whatnot but like she taught me that in family you're allowed to fight because 0.99
00:40:02.780 family doesn't leave ever so you're allowed to oh wait i i can curse like you're allowed to fuck up 0.99
00:40:08.960 you're allowed to not be your best and you're even allowed to go to bed angry but for better 0.99
00:40:14.360 for worse maybe it'll be in six hours maybe it'll be in like a day and a half you're gonna squash it
00:40:19.320 because family doesn't leave and that's been a great lesson that is a great lesson yeah it's
00:40:24.260 awesome but like yeah it's it's great like the best part about it is when i was like in my 20s
00:40:30.080 my best friend met his wife and they got married and before that i had been like dating around and
00:40:35.960 never thought i would get married but all of a sudden i wanted to be in a relationship because
00:40:40.220 it just seemed attractive i was getting to that age and so what age is that our age 30 30s i have
00:40:47.420 my world record is two weeks mr peck for what for a relationship is it really no i did like a five
00:40:53.900 your stint a while back but i got out i wouldn't call that a stint it's a stint yeah that's not
00:40:58.080 bad well got out did my parole i'm good now i'm back on the block the thing to learn is back on
00:41:04.700 the block doing my thing but i'm going two weeks of record yeah i have uh i haven't done even two
00:41:10.060 weeks in a while one two hours has been good for me lately well if you want to be in a relationship
00:41:14.840 don't ask your single friends for advice because like my wife and i would get into like or like
00:41:20.820 when we were boyfriend-girlfriend,
00:41:21.780 we'd get in a little tiff,
00:41:23.080 a little thing, you know,
00:41:24.360 a little argument.
00:41:25.120 And I would call my single friends
00:41:26.380 and be like,
00:41:26.660 can you believe this?
00:41:27.600 And they'd be like, 1.00
00:41:28.200 fuck that. 1.00
00:41:28.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:41:29.720 Fuck that. 1.00
00:41:30.280 You gotta hold your ground. 1.00
00:41:32.900 You gotta stay tough.
00:41:34.540 Like, she gotta know.
00:41:35.540 And then I'd call, like,
00:41:36.200 my married happy friend for advice
00:41:37.780 and they'd be like, 1.00
00:41:39.060 yeah, just shut up. 0.99
00:41:41.580 Oh, no. 1.00
00:41:42.620 They'd be like, 0.97
00:41:43.080 shut up and do something nice for her. 0.98
00:41:44.860 Don't mow the grass, Josh. 0.98
00:41:46.400 Mike is single-handedly responsible
00:41:48.240 for ruining my relationship, Mr. Peck.
00:41:50.820 Question, Mr. Peck. 0.99
00:41:51.840 Okay, what if you know it's not the right fucking relationship? 0.99
00:41:54.680 No, but you don't know that. 0.99
00:41:56.140 What if you god dang know it?
00:41:58.060 That's hard, because sometimes your friends can see it and you can't.
00:42:00.420 I've been in that, too.
00:42:01.980 That's hard.
00:42:02.560 I don't know.
00:42:03.020 I don't know your relationship like that, but...
00:42:04.560 Well, imagine you poured a...
00:42:05.960 No, no, no.
00:42:07.340 Yes.
00:42:07.820 No, no.
00:42:08.960 Some vinegar and some water.
00:42:09.600 No, no, we're not doing this.
00:42:11.620 We're not doing this.
00:42:12.580 Come on.
00:42:13.360 This is how the people stay.
00:42:15.020 You got to get bare.
00:42:16.140 You got to get raw.
00:42:16.380 No, no, I got better things that'll make the people stay.
00:42:18.820 By the way, last note on that.
00:42:19.960 i love that girl so much i just don't like them together love them separately so much that happens
00:42:26.660 hey josh that's it during your young acting uh heavyset young josh days yes you you did a lot
00:42:34.400 of projects you were acting a lot you like i said you did the amanda show right which was cool you
00:42:38.200 did drake and josh you did a lot of movies one of which um i i'm very curious about do you know
00:42:45.700 which one i'm talking about i don't maybe not maybe yes can i play you a clip okay please okay
00:42:50.620 oh shit um this is gonna hurt okay i'm ready i'm prepared i don't know if you guys have seen this
00:42:56.000 but this was the first time i saw this i was definitely uh i was definitely intrigued max 1.00
00:43:02.240 cables big oh wow yeah yeah yeah yeah you're a fucking lying son of a bitch sam all right 1.00
00:43:11.300 and i hope you fucking go to hell don't make things worse george shut the fuck up millie 1.00
00:43:15.960 you fucking stupid chap cunt shut down george shut the fuck up clyde you faggot i am scared 1.00
00:43:23.100 fucking skinny weight munching have you seen this i've seen this what movie is it mean creep 1.00
00:43:27.300 i've seen this movie i've seen this movie and i said to myself when i get fat i'm gonna be that 1.00
00:43:33.680 fucking fat kid because he's awesome no wait josh why are you fucking faggoty fairy father 1.00
00:43:39.860 Why are you yelling at everyone? 1.00
00:43:41.640 I don't want to hear about your fucking father. 1.00
00:43:43.100 All I can say is you should see the movie. 1.00
00:43:45.660 It's out of context, huh?
00:43:46.840 Oh, yeah.
00:43:47.360 It's become a meme.
00:43:48.760 It's become very viral, this scene.
00:43:51.200 And people can't handle it, which makes me afraid for if you ever find the scenes where
00:43:54.700 I'm half naked in movies, which exists.
00:43:56.660 Oh, amazing.
00:43:57.360 Good luck with that deep dive.
00:43:58.180 Amazing.
00:43:58.660 Be like, what episode of Drake and Josh is in? 0.99
00:44:00.640 It's just my ass out. 0.99
00:44:01.680 Hell yeah. 0.99
00:44:02.520 But this is from a movie I did when I was 16 called Mean Creek.
00:44:06.040 It's actually really good.
00:44:07.560 Even though I'm glad people love the meme.
00:44:09.200 I hope that people will see the movie too.
00:44:10.460 Well, it was just interesting
00:44:11.380 because you were like a squeaky clean Josh from Drake and Josh.
00:44:17.080 Yeah.
00:44:17.420 Then all of a sudden you're saying some pretty vulgar things
00:44:19.080 that I won't even find myself saying.
00:44:21.160 Sure.
00:44:21.700 Not now.
00:44:22.140 But it's a character.
00:44:23.060 It's not you.
00:44:23.500 I know it's a character.
00:44:24.820 Yeah, it's a movie.
00:44:25.100 But even if it is a character, bro,
00:44:28.140 like that F word,
00:44:29.280 I don't think you could say that anymore.
00:44:31.180 No, the one with the hard two Gs.
00:44:32.680 Phony baloney?
00:44:33.220 No, don't even say it,
00:44:34.260 but it's the one with the hard two Gs.
00:44:35.840 Farfick Nugan?
00:44:36.220 Nope.
00:44:36.540 Okay.
00:44:37.760 You know which word?
00:44:39.060 I don't even think they put that in movies anymore, dude.
00:44:41.200 I'm sure they do.
00:44:41.540 Just because of the comic?
00:44:42.380 Oh, they do.
00:44:42.920 Yeah.
00:44:43.300 Oh, they do.
00:44:43.740 It's still in rap music.
00:44:44.720 Rick Ross said it about a week ago on a new album.
00:44:47.140 Yeah, we heard it.
00:44:48.080 The owner of Wingstop, did you know Rick Ross owns like 40 Wingstops?
00:44:51.400 I did know that.
00:44:52.180 God bless Rick Ross.
00:44:53.860 God bless Rick Ross.
00:44:55.000 He does still use the word different time in that movie.
00:44:57.500 What year was that made in?
00:44:58.540 That was made in 2003.
00:45:00.560 Man, you could say anything in 2003.
00:45:02.640 It was a very different time.
00:45:03.560 You could say anything, dude.
00:45:05.180 Again, I would say, I mean, the movie won a big award at Sundance.
00:45:08.600 like it was a cool indie it was like your performance was great oh thanks was great i
00:45:13.300 guess what i i only mean that within the context of the storytelling it was appropriate for what
00:45:18.140 who that character was so i think i think the problem is it's like in any sort of narrative
00:45:22.940 when it feels like gratuitous or it's just for shock factor that people would would feel like
00:45:27.500 it was shout to the man that right that wrote the script that wanted to have you say that
00:45:34.740 because not only did you kill it oh thanks but there was like a shock factor where even for me 0.69
00:45:39.180 i was like i was like oh my god but then i was like oh shit josh is like he's matured he's 0.51
00:45:43.040 he's sort of matured does your mom like was she like whoa okay no i mean yes my mom was always
00:45:51.240 tough on me but she was like you know she's from new york like grew up in jersey she's she's great
00:45:56.000 by the way i love her thank you she hears that every day in traffic exactly like that's completely 0.99
00:46:01.180 She's hurt her fair share of crazy shit. 0.99
00:46:04.240 All right, right here. 1.00
00:46:05.860 Driving down the FDR.
00:46:06.860 A little jealous.
00:46:07.840 Yo, I forgot about this.
00:46:09.700 This is you with Ariana.
00:46:11.280 Yeah.
00:46:11.720 Wow.
00:46:13.040 What was that like meeting?
00:46:14.920 I've spent a fair amount of time with Ariana.
00:46:17.500 Really?
00:46:18.220 I wouldn't call us like friends, friends, friends,
00:46:19.820 but I would call us like friends, friends.
00:46:21.440 When was the last time you spent time with her?
00:46:24.400 Probably around then.
00:46:27.200 March 22nd?
00:46:28.280 Not of this year, huh?
00:46:29.200 No, no, no.
00:46:29.660 i um i mean you know she was another nickelodeon kid so we just and the guy who created my show
00:46:35.260 created her show and her and her mom like they are the most generous nicest people so they would
00:46:41.060 have like these killer holiday parties and would invite all of us and the trippiest part i'll
00:46:46.080 always remember was like you'd be at the party and then you'd walk off to the side and like through
00:46:51.060 the halls of the house you'd hear like this gorgeous voice coming out of nowhere okay and
00:46:55.240 then you would like turn and ariana would like be in her room practicing riffs wow and just be
00:47:00.600 like sorry i just like this room has really good acoustics and i'd be like feel free to sing
00:47:05.480 whenever you want that's amazing because that's amazing yeah i i heard from someone else that
00:47:10.060 she often just sings yeah wherever she is and you know like there's always those poser singers who
00:47:16.020 like sing when you don't want them to like at happy birthday oh of course and you're just like
00:47:20.540 yo, son, I don't need a riff on Happy Birthday.
00:47:23.100 Yeah, we got this.
00:47:24.020 We got this.
00:47:25.020 But she was one of those people where you're like,
00:47:26.500 please don't ever stop singing.
00:47:28.300 Ariana's still doing those Christmas parties?
00:47:30.000 Out of curiosity with the mom and all.
00:47:31.580 You want to be my plus one?
00:47:32.960 You can be my plus one.
00:47:34.100 Yeah, I was just curious.
00:47:34.940 Yeah.
00:47:35.800 Plus one for a love sack?
00:47:37.620 Can you get a plus three?
00:47:38.380 That's a fine trade, but could you plus three?
00:47:39.880 Sure.
00:47:40.340 I can't go unless my boys go.
00:47:41.720 All right.
00:47:42.020 That's how I live my life.
00:47:42.700 That's true.
00:47:43.340 I want to roll into a party about four deep, all dudes.
00:47:45.780 What do we wear?
00:47:47.500 Tuxedos?
00:47:47.920 Something tight?
00:47:48.340 Yes.
00:47:48.820 What does the Mavericks...
00:47:49.720 Should I wear a store offer as far as formal wear?
00:47:53.120 Man, we got everything.
00:47:54.740 You got tuxedos?
00:47:55.780 Yes.
00:47:56.340 Yeah, we can custom make those.
00:47:57.700 Okay.
00:47:58.240 Yeah, for sure.
00:47:59.880 I have a question.
00:48:01.100 Yes.
00:48:02.840 You also spent time with this man.
00:48:05.920 Word.
00:48:06.440 Wow.
00:48:07.100 Pete Davidson, huh?
00:48:08.080 Yeah.
00:48:08.300 What's the context there?
00:48:09.420 Why'd you bring him up after the last one?
00:48:11.800 Oh, I see that.
00:48:13.500 I see what he's doing.
00:48:14.780 I see the connection.
00:48:15.580 I just want to know, man, you spent time with Ariana.
00:48:17.780 Pretty strategic.
00:48:18.440 You spent time with Pete.
00:48:19.720 and they they broke up you know take a page out of mike's book on this one and say i love them
00:48:25.260 both separately fantastic oh i don't know i uh i mean i only to be honest this is the was the first
00:48:33.660 time i met pete and we've hung out twice but we've always had a great you know thing and i'm i'm just
00:48:38.960 a fan i think he's i also by the way i love he's amazing he's crazy hilarious pete bro i want you
00:48:44.820 on here one day do it he's so fun he's so funny and he's he's friends with a lot of my friends
00:48:49.200 as well um we don't even have to like dive in that's my buddy heavy shout out heavy i i've
00:48:55.520 seen him as well somewhere super funny comedian okay okay okay that's probably it were you um
00:49:01.380 were you typecasted are you typecasted because of the drake and josh of it all yeah like um
00:49:08.020 working in traditional media right now what's that like how often are you booking what type
00:49:14.100 of work are you booking yeah i i think yes i'm typecast to a certain extent but don't you feel
00:49:21.200 like we're all everybody likes you for what you do yep and that's what they want to see you as
00:49:25.760 and i think any every single person like it's the reason i respect someone like matthew mcconaughey
00:49:30.540 so much who was like yeah i'm like the good-looking rom-com guy but i actually have all this in me
00:49:35.880 yeah and if you give me the chance i'll show it yeah so i've been really lucky to do stuff like
00:49:40.060 mean creek or this movie the wackness that i did where i was like a drug dealer in 1994
00:49:44.420 oh dope wait oh yeah i feel like i saw that yeah i think i've seen that yeah like it's cool it's
00:49:49.540 cool to see you not being um josh nichols yeah it's really it's really cool weird y'all y'all 0.89
00:49:55.680 forget maybe i don't know you're a real life fucking actor bro you got chops thank you 0.73
00:50:01.540 real human but it's also why i feel so lucky to be doing this stuff and like have the social 0.98
00:50:07.040 media and youtube because and you know you've spent time doing both and when you're acting and
00:50:13.040 everything's going right there's like no better feeling but it's so rarely is going right because
00:50:17.520 like something's not working or maybe just the process is is off and you're so powerless because
00:50:23.660 you kind of have to give it over with what we do we get to control the whole thing which is
00:50:28.740 absolutely amazing and why i'm most obsessed with this space yes 100 creative control steve-o
00:50:35.440 um expressed that he had some reserves going from traditional to digital in fact he made he said it
00:50:42.220 made him feel um very uncomfortable almost like he made him feel like a loser it sounded like when 0.90
00:50:49.600 he when he was like a you know a real actor like giant massive films um in the jackass uh did you 0.85
00:50:57.780 have any of that feeling when you first crossed over because you were doing vines right you were
00:51:03.000 You were heavy on Vine.
00:51:04.600 Yeah.
00:51:05.160 That's how we met.
00:51:06.480 In your first apartment before all this.
00:51:08.020 Yes, yes.
00:51:08.740 When Logan was just one of us.
00:51:10.360 A mere mortal.
00:51:10.980 I'm still one of you, man.
00:51:12.040 Just a young boy.
00:51:12.800 The only difference is I have the number one podcast in the world.
00:51:15.420 Of all time.
00:51:16.000 Truth.
00:51:16.440 And a really pretty house.
00:51:17.820 Great friends.
00:51:18.740 Thank you.
00:51:19.240 Wonderful.
00:51:19.980 So did you have any of that, any reservations? 1.00
00:51:23.700 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:51:24.340 Of course. 1.00
00:51:24.820 You did?
00:51:25.540 Yeah, and like people always say, like this was born out of that I wanted to tell a story
00:51:30.760 and be able to create and go right to an audience and had i been like doing movie role after movie
00:51:35.800 role maybe i would have missed this and but it was born out of the fact that like i needed to do
00:51:40.640 something and you know 90 of the time you go into an audition and it's a cold hard no and you're 0.86
00:51:46.860 like you walk in and you do it and you're like should i go fuck myself cool thanks guys they 0.99
00:51:50.560 suck they suck hard yeah dude yeah because like a lot of times when i when i would do auditions 1.00
00:51:56.280 Hollywood doesn't really want me right now 0.99
00:51:58.820 But I'll be back
00:51:59.360 You do it on your own
00:52:02.220 I love you guys
00:52:04.560 I love Hollywood
00:52:05.120 I'll be back
00:52:06.560 I love y'all too
00:52:07.320 A lot of times you go to the audition
00:52:10.520 I'm always trying to find out
00:52:12.720 Why they didn't want me
00:52:13.940 Good luck
00:52:15.000 It's so depressing
00:52:16.540 You'll never know why
00:52:19.260 You'll never know if you were off
00:52:21.660 Or the moment you walked in
00:52:23.720 They had a 5-5
00:52:25.700 like you know brown hair dude in mind or like whatever like you'll never it's funny and this
00:52:32.500 is inspiring i remember listening to like vince gilligan talk about casting brian cranston from
00:52:37.660 for breaking bad and before that he was like the goofy dad on malcolm yes oh my god yeah but it
00:52:43.120 was because before that vince gilligan was uh the head writer creator of the x files and there was
00:52:48.320 like this juicy guest star role of this murderer and brian cranston walks into audition and he's
00:52:53.400 like for better or for worse i wrote this character with a with a certain look in mind and he just 0.98
00:52:57.760 wasn't it so the moment he walked in i'm like this guy's not going to get the role but he fucking
00:53:02.340 floored me and was so good that i just remembered thinking he's not going to get this but i'm going
00:53:07.060 to call that guy back wow he did wow and he was on x files for like another episode killed it
00:53:12.460 and then like eight years goes by and he's like you know i'm writing this thing and i know who
00:53:17.900 would be perfect and it was him wow i'm like just being willing to drop his ego and say like i'm
00:53:23.300 gonna go and audition for this thing and do my very best knowing that there's a good chance i'm 0.79
00:53:27.480 totally wrong so so my agents tell me about these stories i didn't fucking believe them of course
00:53:33.020 it's like it's good you know you show up and you do the read anyways just so they see you and i'm
00:53:37.860 like i'm never getting called back man it just it's so hard and you know why i i feel for um
00:53:45.280 actors because a lot of times they're far more talented than the the the social media stuff
00:53:52.440 even myself bro like i'm like i can act i can act but there are people way more talented than me but
00:53:58.140 sometimes i'll get the role because like social media following or whatever it is and a lot of
00:54:01.900 actors really talented actors are are struggling nowadays to build a social media following because
00:54:07.500 that has become a credential whether or not you get casted in a film but then there's also that 0.99
00:54:12.240 but then for like the really yummy dope shit they're like i don't get i don't care if fucking 0.96
00:54:16.420 the entire continent of asia it follows him like yes i don't care and and actually it's kind of a 0.98
00:54:25.020 negative because they're like well i don't want this like super popular person that maybe people
00:54:29.680 think of in a certain way i want them to disappear into the role so it all prime example of that it
00:54:35.160 all depends uh rami malek malek yeah from the queen movie bohemian bohemian rhapsody have you
00:54:41.220 seen it no i haven't it first off it's phenomenal and uh this dude rami he wasn't an unknown actor
00:54:47.000 he has a netflix show um no usa mr robot yeah it's not netflix ah oh that's not what i said
00:54:53.660 it's what's on usa and uh he wasn't unknown but when i saw him in uh bohemian rhapsody i was like
00:54:59.420 i've never seen this guy before but it was like super refreshing because like to see
00:55:03.020 really talented people that don't necessarily have the biggest social presence right it does
00:55:10.740 make me believe in what might be a declining industry in some facets sure unless you're like
00:55:18.120 an avengers movie but uh uh yeah that's the way to go but yeah like rami is a great example like
00:55:23.520 i know rami's always been a great guy oh you know personally yeah well like you know yeah yeah 0.81
00:55:28.240 passing and like we'd see see each other at auditions i'd be like fuck rami's here i better 0.92
00:55:31.960 go yo he's so fucking good you're gonna get this yeah he's so good and uh but again another guy 0.96
00:55:38.400 who like did small roles and just was like i'm gonna do the best i can because i love acting
00:55:43.260 and even if i'm not like getting to do something ultra flashy but it all led him to this like 0.97
00:55:48.580 moment that he's having yeah and he's killing that shit he's killing it yeah i'm not saying 0.97
00:55:53.900 rami is like this but in my stint in hollywood i found there are two types of actors because 0.99
00:56:01.260 actors like you and me and i'm sure like our friends who are like still like down to earth
00:56:06.300 people, we're cool, you know,
00:56:08.460 kick back. Salt of the earth.
00:56:10.120 Salt of the earth. Yes. I mean, look, I shouldn't be saying
00:56:12.380 I'm cool, but like, I'm fucking cool. 0.93
00:56:14.100 You're pretty cool. And then there's the actors 0.81
00:56:16.100 who are like,
00:56:17.880 I'm an actor, and this
00:56:20.140 is what I'll be doing to dive into this role.
00:56:21.980 And I'm not saying Rami's like that, but he seems
00:56:24.120 he seems like he is
00:56:26.120 like a true
00:56:26.900 is thespian the word I'm looking for?
00:56:30.440 Thespian? Like, uh...
00:56:33.100 Marsubial?
00:56:34.400 how are you like how are you cool and do you ever hang out with the actors who are like
00:56:41.180 true actors like they live for the art of acting well here's the thing there's um douches in every
00:56:49.860 profession like hey look prime example sitting right in front of you there josh beck but like
00:56:55.360 even i i find it at least in acting i guess maybe just because i'm used to it what kills me is when
00:57:00.680 like someone blew up on social out of nowhere but they're like you know they just have like
00:57:05.440 an incredible butt or like whatever and they think they're Beyonce all of a sudden I'm like yo like
00:57:11.820 I'm so glad you have a lot of followers on Instagram but like can't you just be cool 0.71
00:57:16.880 and that's not and that's like and that's like 99% of creators like influencers on it like 0.99
00:57:21.840 sometimes influencers are like sometimes though like they're gonna get hit in the fucking face 0.99
00:57:28.200 and realize sooner or later it happens it yeah because life will knock you on your ass yeah 1.00
00:57:33.600 whether yeah yeah whether or not you have a nice ass right maybe a little bit softer of a landing 0.99
00:57:38.580 if you have a nice ass when it happens but uh but like that's about it i about it i have a weird 0.99
00:57:43.940 thing about what i respect mark walberg because you know he's because obviously entourage is based 0.98
00:57:48.840 around his life and he's known for having like a posse like a group of dudes with him on set
00:57:53.600 but it's because he wants to insulate himself from all the bullshit right because he's got 0.51
00:57:57.800 like these people that have rolled with him for his whole life and he's like i can't live in the 0.93
00:58:01.600 neighborhood anymore so i bring the neighborhood to me yeah and that's like his because you know
00:58:06.120 like it's all about energies especially when you're working and if you know that in between
00:58:09.580 scenes you can go and like chop it up with your friend and laugh your ass off and not be like
00:58:13.940 lamenting like god i didn't get that moment right like oh my god yeah he took it one step further
00:58:18.480 and put his friends in the content so he doesn't have to he doesn't even have to wait to between
00:58:23.360 scenes because we're already there already here what do you think of what do you think of longer
00:58:27.660 form content right now so like you're seeing a lot of these these people like you're talking about
00:58:32.540 movies before and and making movies what do you think about people that are starting to make these
00:58:36.700 45 minute uh shane dawson type length uh things and and you know what do you do you think that
00:58:44.220 there's a future in that i think it's excellent and i think we made one we made one that's why
00:58:49.060 You did one?
00:58:50.140 Side question.
00:58:50.980 What shape is the earth, Josh Beck?
00:58:53.140 It's a sphere.
00:58:54.300 Okay.
00:58:54.680 How do you know that?
00:58:55.340 We're going to table that discussion.
00:58:56.860 Are you a flat earth guy?
00:58:58.140 No, we're going to table that discussion. 1.00
00:58:59.100 Fuck, let's go. 1.00
00:59:00.220 This is ridiculous. 1.00
00:59:02.040 Can we table this discussion? 0.97
00:59:04.740 To when?
00:59:06.580 December.
00:59:07.200 December.
00:59:07.760 29th-ish.
00:59:09.360 Somewhere between the 29th and January.
00:59:10.320 Hey, Josh.
00:59:10.900 Hey, Josh.
00:59:11.380 What are you going to name your kid?
00:59:13.340 Josh, what gender is your kid?
00:59:14.860 We don't know.
00:59:15.620 We're going to be surprised.
00:59:16.400 Do you have a boy named girl name?
00:59:17.780 Yeah.
00:59:18.120 We got a couple.
00:59:18.780 Are you allowed to say?
00:59:19.680 I feel like that's something that my wife will be annoyed with.
00:59:22.300 Any chance, if it's a boy, I don't know, Logan?
00:59:25.900 It's just not Jewish enough. 0.99
00:59:28.140 Such a dumb name is what I was just saying. 1.00
00:59:30.200 Do you have a gender bomb for the reveal? 1.00
00:59:33.280 No reveal.
00:59:33.920 The reveal is when my wife's giving birth.
00:59:37.300 That's not very 2018 of the job.
00:59:39.780 I don't know what to tell you. 1.00
00:59:41.580 Hit a goddamn blue golf ball. 1.00
00:59:43.900 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:59:45.580 Blow it up and start a small brush fire. 1.00
00:59:47.600 that's what we're gonna say
00:59:49.400 definitely do that
00:59:50.780 which by the way
00:59:51.340 costs I think it was like
00:59:52.160 eight million dollars
00:59:53.320 or something
00:59:53.660 that's so awful
00:59:54.520 don't use Tanner
00:59:56.500 in your gender reveal part
00:59:57.900 do not
00:59:58.360 oh my god
00:59:59.260 or in anything else
01:00:00.340 yo look
01:00:01.500 this has been amazing
01:00:02.400 is there anything
01:00:02.860 you wanna say
01:00:03.400 before you sign off
01:00:04.400 do you have any
01:00:05.120 upcoming projects
01:00:05.900 anything you're working on
01:00:06.860 I have a podcast
01:00:08.440 it's called Curious
01:00:10.240 am I allowed to say that
01:00:11.600 podcast on podcast
01:00:12.640 and I would be honored
01:00:14.220 if you would join
01:00:15.820 and watch the gang 1.00
01:00:16.980 and we're all allowed on well you know yeah fuck these guys come on josh back and tell us we'll 0.99
01:00:23.340 watch from you can tell that's fine i want to have everybody on and i'm talking multiple mics 0.99
01:00:28.160 maybe this video setup maybe we'll just do it here we'll call it impulsive how about that
01:00:32.200 did we just do it which by the way by the way thank you for watching by the way josh welcome
01:00:37.180 to impulsive you're now a member of the of the show oh my god i'm honored yeah you're the fourth
01:00:41.260 host really surprise guys we got jacob sartorius coming on wednesday yeah it should be interesting
01:00:46.760 okay thank you guys for watching go for it what who's the dream guest the dream guest dream dream
01:00:52.000 dream drake yeah the rapper yeah probably my my draker probably drake like i've been talking to
01:01:01.060 his whiskey company like their brand people and uh man i want drake to bring that that whiskey on
01:01:06.420 the show bad yeah yeah yeah that's that's that he's the dream guest hey drake hey drake we're
01:01:11.500 coming for you dog if you guys are not subscribed to impulsive make sure you subscribe wherever you
01:01:15.540 Listen to podcasts, iTunes, Spotify, YouTube.
01:01:17.780 We're going to do a quick audio-only Q&A with Josh right now.
01:01:21.980 I want to hit a million subscribers, by the way, on YouTube.
01:01:24.540 Today.
01:01:25.020 Today.
01:01:25.760 Before the year ends is what I was originally going to say.
01:01:28.340 So make sure you subscribe. 0.99
01:01:29.760 Tell your motherfucking friends. 0.99
01:01:31.620 We'll see you guys next time. 0.99
01:01:33.120 Take it easy, fam.
01:01:33.820 Peace.
01:01:34.500 Bye.
01:01:34.980 You keep those headphones on, Josh. 1.00
01:01:36.040 Don't you fucking move, Josh. 1.00
01:01:37.580 Don't move. 1.00
01:01:38.420 There's a spider.
01:01:39.820 Audio version only.
01:01:41.560 Don't move.
01:01:42.220 There's a vending machine behind you with four layers of snacks in it.
01:01:45.520 Speaking of that, do not move.
01:01:46.960 How did you begin to lose all the weight?
01:01:49.120 I did like, so before paleo and before keto,
01:01:52.620 we had something called Atkins, 0.97
01:01:53.900 which was the same goddamn thing. 0.98
01:01:57.200 All right. 0.99
01:01:57.620 The South Beach diet?
01:01:58.760 Yeah, it was just basically,
01:02:00.120 there's this guy, Dr. Atkins, 0.99
01:02:01.460 who was like, eat all the fucking protein you want 0.99
01:02:03.320 and try not to eat so much sugar and carbs, 1.00
01:02:04.920 you big, yeah.
01:02:07.180 So, yeah.
01:02:10.040 So I would just eat like a cheeseburger without the bun
01:02:12.540 or like bacon or whatever,
01:02:14.760 but i lost like i remember in two months i dropped like 40 pounds and then in the first year i got
01:02:19.360 from like 280 to 220 but what but but why did you want to lose weight like like that was oh that was
01:02:26.640 your brand that was a part of your brand i never looked at it like that and i always so funny enough
01:02:31.900 full circle i did that movie mean creek right where it was like i was because before that the
01:02:36.880 only parts that i could audition for was either the chubby best friend or the bully because it 0.98
01:02:41.240 were okay like you didn't get any dope shit and like i wanted to kiss girls but that was like a 0.97
01:02:45.880 subset thing um but and i remember doing this movie where i got to play this bully but he was 0.97
01:02:50.640 like misunderstood and i got like all these cool like responses from the movie and i was like okay
01:02:55.980 i did that and if i'm ever gonna like really act and be able to do what i want i felt like i had
01:03:00.700 to abandon it and people did say that like but you have such a niche here like yeah yeah for real
01:03:06.140 and i was like yeah but if like even if i became famous being this guy i think i would be miserable
01:03:10.820 yeah and much harder question how did you keep the weight off well now like i'm obsessed with 0.91
01:03:17.060 working out i don't all that shit but i like there's still a like full fat boy when i wake
01:03:22.460 up in the morning i i'm never i never wake up in the mood for salad like it's breakfast uh i'm on 0.99
01:03:27.680 pancakes what are you cheating with these days what's your cheat oh man i cheat every day yeah
01:03:31.280 every little just a little bit a little bit yeah a little hit of dessert to holidays and crushing 0.99
01:03:35.200 shit yeah yeah yeah christmas is gonna get you bro it's bad news yeah i'm gonna hit that cardio 0.99
01:03:40.040 down the street there we go if you if you had two choices you could either stay the weight you are 0.99
01:03:45.040 now and extremely physical fit and live out the rest of your days on this planet all the way even
01:03:49.600 till 90 looking exactly like you do now or you can start getting younger every day but you get
01:03:56.700 equally fatter every day as you get younger right would you rather never die and be the size of
01:04:03.100 literally los angeles at one year old or would you rather be a fit nine-year-old wheelchair man
01:04:09.420 it's a question Josh 0.87
01:04:10.920 I welcome death 0.91
01:04:11.840 I say bring it on 0.71
01:04:14.140 I don't understand this whole thing about people trying to be younger
01:04:16.620 isn't it enough
01:04:17.780 90 years is long 1.00
01:04:19.960 it's a fucking long life 0.99
01:04:23.020 let's wrap it up 0.99
01:04:24.400 let's wrap it up
01:04:26.920 Jesus
01:04:28.040 you believe in the guy
01:04:31.360 well I'm a Jew
01:04:32.740 so you still do
01:04:35.300 he's a Jew like us
01:04:37.640 he's a carpenter
01:04:38.880 like how do you stay so positive like is there something you do during the day to keep you keep
01:04:45.420 you shout out lexapro no i'm kidding no really i'm not on antidepressants yet um we'll see when
01:04:51.760 the kid gets here no i mean you know listen i this is what you get of me and then there's
01:04:56.560 definitely moments where i'm with my wife or my mom where i'm like what's it all about 0.86
01:04:59.900 but what do they answer with that question there's only one fucking answer right which 0.57
01:05:07.080 is just like keep on keeping on like mike says that yeah i say keep moving forward always you 0.94
01:05:12.680 also can't be that guy who's like like your friends will pep talk you twice a year like a
01:05:18.160 good healthy like you're the dude but like if you ask for more than that eventually people are 0.97
01:05:22.080 gonna be like yeah give up fuck it thanks call no don't give up does your mom say to you 0.94
01:05:28.800 i just want to see you happy like is that is that her main hope for you because that's what my mom 1.00
01:05:34.000 says my mom just says like like when i tell her like i'm like mom i met a porn star in the last
01:05:39.440 podcast and and i know i haven't been dating but man i think this might be the one do you do that 0.53
01:05:44.420 i mean it does yes she does and she said to me honey that's fucking weird but i just only want
01:05:52.300 i just want to see you happy i think i think that's totally right my mom says a version of
01:05:56.880 that my mom just doesn't want to see me fight with jake as long as me and jake are doing well
01:06:01.960 it's yeah no seriously if i'm happy as a clam and jake's not she's ruined you're like i'm not
01:06:08.140 enough for her like mom i've lost my foot in a bad accident yeah and she's like are you on good
01:06:13.200 terms with your brother that's the only thing i want to know yes yeah i can do without the foot
01:06:18.780 hey did you make good money from drake and josh no are you rich no i mean i'm okay but wait wait
01:06:24.980 you did it you know kids television there's no residuals what especially with nickelodeon maybe
01:06:30.240 it's changed since your brother was on i don't know since you but i know for the episodes bro
01:06:35.360 i thought you're making like 40 40k an episode not no we didn't make that holy should we go
01:06:40.860 should we go uh down in the studio nickelodeon studio stir some shit talk him up a little bit 0.68
01:06:46.680 were you on yeah you were see that's what's message with me because i i must have just 0.98
01:06:50.640 missed the bus because man i used to watch a show called oh are you afraid of the dark 0.99
01:06:55.480 do you remember that shit wait wait what did they do just scary shit yeah i feel like i watched 0.99
01:07:00.720 that it's fantastic that and i watched all that all that and then like before that there was like 1.00
01:07:05.860 salute your shorts hey dude cowabunga fuck wait salute shorts was uh what did they say what were 0.97
01:07:11.600 some of the catchphrases um camp onawanna that's what it was i hold you in my heart and when i 1.00
01:07:16.800 think about you it makes me wanna fart donkey lips well donkey i just missed the boat with you man
01:07:22.180 Must be a generational thing. 0.59
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