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00:02:13.880 And he's going to catch it between his thighs. 1.00

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00:02:21.480 can someone start me off with like one of those casual conversations we do to start and then i 0.99

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00:03:02.460 wearing shades right now you are also wearing sunglasses so shut your mouth true yeah just

00:03:07.600 being quite honest with you people watching it was a long night and uh it was i'm a little tired

00:03:13.780 and hungover so anyways guys we have a a very very special guest today huge this this could be

00:03:20.760 the best podcast in the history of mankind that we've ever done true of all time by the way is

00:03:26.140 this is this is this number 10 oh i believe so podcast number 10 perfect we are beyond the

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00:03:39.880 world i'm not just saying that speaking of stars who's the guest the guest today is definitely a

00:03:44.680 guys i want to introduce you to the acrobatic phenom the sergeant of the south korean coast 0.96

00:03:53.440 guard physicist and the man who inspired me to start doing stupid shit it's steve-o stop 0.98

00:04:02.100 holy shit it really is steve-o i've waited my entire life for this i'm not i'm not even kidding 1.00

00:04:09.700 Oh, yeah. Right on, dudes. Right on. 0.98

00:04:12.220 Hey, how are you feeling? How are you feeling, Steve?

00:04:13.700 I feel pretty good, man. I just have, like, weird fatigue, man. I'm tired a lot.

00:04:21.260 Like, I think it's got something to do with years of drug and alcohol abuse and a lot of concussions.

00:04:28.520 Really? How many concussions, by the way?

00:04:30.860 If you're talking about times when from being hit in the head

00:04:35.860 where like I blacked out, I think I can count five.

00:04:40.540 You hate to see that.

00:04:41.880 That's a good shot.

00:04:43.080 That's not as much as I was expecting.

00:04:44.300 I was expecting like 200.

00:04:45.080 It's more than I'd like to hear.

00:04:46.040 But then again, and I recently went into a,

00:04:51.860 it's called Peak Brain Institute.

00:04:54.820 I saw that.

00:04:55.520 Yeah, where they were checking for damage

00:04:58.580 and they said that all things considered that I was in really much better shape.

00:05:02.760 They said that they were ready to see it look much worse.

00:05:07.500 Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm also a bit lethargic today for different reasons.

00:05:13.920 Mine involve mainly just sex, lots of it.

00:05:16.460 Oh, good.

00:05:16.860 So much so that – have you – do you read?

00:05:20.100 Sure.

00:05:20.700 Have you read The Giving Tree?

00:05:23.000 Where is this going?

00:05:24.280 The Giving Tree, sure.

00:05:25.640 Yeah, I remember that one.

00:05:26.460 And then he's old and he's sitting on the stump, right?

00:05:28.200 So it was one of those situations 0.96

00:05:30.800 Where you have so much sex

00:05:32.520 That at the end of the night 0.99

00:05:34.260 I was like stump at the end of the giving tree

00:05:37.120 Like I have nothing left to give

00:05:38.940 He's been stumped

00:05:39.780 I have no more to give

00:05:42.480 And now I'm tired

00:05:44.440 I was up till five

00:05:45.380 So what made

00:05:47.660 Was it with a new partner?

00:05:51.600 Yeah man 1.00

00:05:52.120 You know when it's new girl 0.99

00:05:54.460 You know it's partners by the way

00:05:55.840 There is plural

00:05:56.580 it was just one of those nights man

00:05:59.260 alright

00:06:00.020 no but it's good but Stevo dude

00:06:02.800 you are

00:06:04.560 an extreme inspiration for me

00:06:07.080 well thanks man I appreciate that

00:06:08.900 I'm so glad you were able to come on the podcast

00:06:10.840 yeah I was

00:06:12.120 happy to do it I heard from Amanda

00:06:15.160 Cerny she said

00:06:16.940 Logan wants to have you on

00:06:18.860 his new podcast and I said 0.99

00:06:21.140 fuck yeah amazing 0.99

00:06:22.760 fuck yeah and then like 1.00

00:06:24.800 I figured that it would be an interesting experience. 0.99

00:06:28.220 I thought, you know, I'm interested to talk to this guy.

00:06:32.180 And to show up here and see this absurd playground, 0.99

00:06:37.860 it's like a millennial male pippy longstocking with, like, a fucking compound. 1.00

00:06:47.600 It's crazy. 1.00

00:06:48.800 It's pretty epic.

00:06:50.160 You've been to Pastrana's house, yeah?

00:06:52.660 I have not.

00:06:53.520 but similar but for youtubers there there are plans uh in the works for uh i got a whole thing

00:07:01.180 i want to do with uh port-a-potty on wheels oh god almighty like starting with like a port-a-potty 0.78

00:07:06.960 mega ramp like uh that's amazing and then we just shove the fucking port-a-potty off a bridge 0.75

00:07:13.120 is it gonna be functional like uh it'll have a roll cage inside with a five-point harness 0.90

00:07:18.400 but i mean can you can you actually go to the bathroom while it's rolling down a hill it's

00:07:21.900 it's gonna uh for the for the final one and it's gonna be expensive but um what I want to do

00:07:28.880 is uh I mean did you ever see what uh Evel Knievel when he tried to go over like the whole

00:07:35.600 uh what is it snake canyon whatever and like he was supposed to make it to the other side but he

00:07:41.000 didn't and so it like right in the middle like this parachute deployed and he went all the way

00:07:45.780 down into the canyon which if you ask me is it even fucking cool yeah that's dope yeah he and

00:07:50.900 it was the thing that ruined people knievel but what i i so badly want to have like if it's on a 0.98

00:07:56.960 fucking rocket or whatever but like i'm in the porta potty it's filled up with poo it's right 0.99

00:08:02.600 side up you know and like the rocket fucking because blah and and shoots this porta potty 0.99

00:08:08.960 out like into the grand canyon and then it's as it's falling like the parachute comes out but 0.98

00:08:14.380 the parachute's attached to the bottom so it goes upside down so all the poo is falling down as i

00:08:20.240 parachute down into the grand canyon now a lot of people would consider that uh like sort of a

00:08:24.840 redo because i did the porta potty bungee but i think that's next level yeah i think that's

00:08:29.560 bumping it up enough have you ever considered uh engineering because what you just described is

00:08:35.620 i'm engaged and my fiance her cousin just happens to build like he's an engineer and he builds

00:08:47.120 roll cages for trucks and stuff has elon musk ever i was just gonna say like and like he he needs

00:08:53.980 the rocket part the rocket part where that's not a bad yo yo elon call for help we're making it

00:09:00.780 official on a positive right now send steve-o rocket space in a rocket port of rockets like

00:09:06.660 his rockets can land on the on a platform floating in the water yeah if anyone can make this happen 0.91

00:09:12.620 bro it's i think it's us right steve-o who funds that kind of rolling shit like who funds that 0.99

00:09:19.140 shit like when you're like y'all want to build a hundred thousand dollar floating shit station 0.99

00:09:25.760 who the fuck pays for that steve-o uh that that's one of my more expensive ideas 1.00

00:09:33.480 you don't say man rolling shit's expensive do you pitch investors like are you like hey guys 0.99

00:09:39.760 this week i'm building a shit roller i will be like uh i've been working on this project 0.98

00:09:44.720 it's uh it's called steve-o's bucket list and i have been just like paying for everything 0.61

00:09:50.180 justifying that because my new tour uh the bucket list tour is like multimedia so you know so i'll

00:09:56.980 like do do the bit and it's kind of it's like a stand-up show but then i like i'm telling the

00:10:01.160 story and after i finish the story then i screen the bit and uh and and so i've been like paying

00:10:07.840 for everything on my own and ultimately i want to have like a series with every episode is is just

00:10:13.380 like one bit per episode so you can't approach i'm saving the expensive stuff for when i sell it

00:10:18.480 and got it it's amazing so you can't approach like pepsi and be like hey you know what goes

00:10:22.240 really well with pepsi shit rocket bodies it's genius it really is you could try it i mean there

00:10:30.660 are uh i i wonder like uh maybe suspension systems like is there a brand collab for that

00:10:39.320 like is there a collaboration i mean because then you know the porta potty and the five point

00:10:44.840 harness and whatever like there's going to be like suspension for for the seat so when we

00:10:49.800 shove the porta potty over the railing of a bridge and i land in a body of water below

00:10:54.300 it's all about the suspension that's going to save me i told you there's a there's a lot of 0.98

00:10:59.240 engineering when that fucking thing lands on the water it's uh like that's the suspension that you 0.97

00:11:04.540 want in your car wow i don't know see he's thinking about it the right way he's thinking 0.99

00:11:09.040 about it the right way right i got a question sure the oh what does that stand for oh can i guess

00:11:15.080 can i guess yeah go for it orifice no no and it doesn't stand for anything what it was is that 0.99

00:11:20.760 when uh when i was in college like i was just that fucking asshole at the party and and like 0.96

00:11:26.280 hey steve-o yeah hey steve-o no it was steve-o you know like uh people because no one would 0.99

00:11:33.840 scream steve right so they're screaming steve-o and while i'm doing all this dumb shit at the 0.94

00:11:39.260 parties um and then i remember thinking like because you know i fucked up in college every 0.94

00:11:44.400 way you possibly can man i failed out i got kicked out and i dropped out i mean i was kicked out of 0.90

00:11:50.160 the dorm how did you get in i i was a reasonably okay student like i did well on my sats i applied

00:11:59.060 for early acceptance too so that helped me get in um in any case so i i bailed out of there 0.93

00:12:05.740 and uh the only fucking plan that i had was to try to become like a professional maniac like 0.79

00:12:14.880 filming stunts with my home video camera and uh and i was like i'm gonna be really serious about 0.99

00:12:20.740 this everyone just felt bad for me they're like what a shame that this fucking loser thinks that's 0.98

00:12:26.720 gonna work how'd that work out for them steve-o how'd that fucking work out for them steve-o i'm 0.98

00:12:31.380 sure a lot of them like did did i right maybe some of them didn't but they're doing your taxes 0.79

00:12:35.820 aren't they dude i was i was all in i was all in and i was like i was thinking like okay i'm gonna

00:12:41.180 to be fucking famous one day i'm gonna be famous i know it and the question i wanted to ask myself 0.67

00:12:45.540 was like but but when i am famous uh do i want to be known as steve oh like that's fucking weird 0.96

00:12:53.820 man like do i want or do i want to have my real name steve glover and uh there's an o in glover 0.52

00:13:00.680 i'm assuming interestingly when i was locked up in jail for my second dui right a 10-day sentence 0.89

00:13:07.120 And then, and I got my hands on some paper and a fucking pencil and I was like writing 0.92

00:13:11.940 my memoirs in March of 1996 and, uh, and it started the first fucking page I wrote, they 0.98

00:13:19.300 call me Steve O. I'm thinking about switching back to Steve Glover because now I've kind

00:13:25.800 of begun a career and I don't know if I want a nickname when, when I'm famous.

00:13:32.640 I mean, it's, it's something to think about.

00:13:34.500 We've all been calling you Steve O this entire morning.

00:13:36.620 Sure.

00:13:36.900 Do you enjoy being called? 0.99

00:13:37.880 Oh, I have no fucking preference. 0.99

00:13:41.080 Can we switch to Mr. Glover? 1.00

00:13:42.860 I really don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:13:43.960 I prefer Mr. O. 0.99

00:13:45.180 What about the glove?

00:13:46.740 You cool with that?

00:13:47.780 Whatever you want.

00:13:48.500 You can call me anything you want.

00:13:49.860 I really don't mind.

00:13:50.880 You said you wrote a memoir.

00:13:52.580 I did.

00:13:53.520 Yeah, like many years later.

00:13:55.180 Like the jailhouse memoir was 22 years ago, but I had a real memoir. 0.98

00:14:01.120 It's called, Steve-O, Professional Idiot. 1.00

00:14:03.220 Professional Idiot, yeah. 1.00

00:14:04.100 I feel like I can relate to that. 0.99

00:14:06.260 Well, thanks.

00:14:06.720 Same.

00:14:07.280 I want to read that, but I can't read.

00:14:09.340 The first time I –

00:14:10.540 There are pictures.

00:14:12.060 Is there pictures in it?

00:14:14.100 There are.

00:14:14.880 There's a photo section.

00:14:16.700 We're in there. 0.99

00:14:17.060 But I'm writing this fucking jailhouse memoir in March of 1996. 0.97

00:14:24.880 And like later that same year, I want to say June 1996, 0.99

00:14:30.180 it was like they had some contest for – I heard it on the radio.

00:14:34.860 They're having this talent contest.

00:14:36.720 and i call up the radio station and i'm like yo i want to sign up for the talent contest they're

00:14:41.880 like what's your skill i'm like i'm steve-o the alcoholic gymnast and so i'm gonna get visibly 0.97

00:14:48.320 fucking shit great combo by the way yeah i was like i'm gonna get visibly shit-faced before the 0.98

00:14:53.820 crowd's eyes like i'm gonna drink more alcohol than can be fucking believed and then i'm gonna 0.99

00:14:58.660 be like blowing fireballs and doing fucking acrobatics it's gonna be epic i'm steve-o the 0.98

00:15:03.580 alcoholic gymnast and so they they got me on the show and like they brought me out and i shotgun 0.99

00:15:09.280 like back to back two beers like you know throw it down you can hear it empty it's going great

00:15:14.340 they bring me back out like like every every other act you know like i come back out i shotgun more

00:15:20.280 beers i shotgun like 10 beers during this show and each time i came out the crowd was just more 0.79

00:15:25.860 so they just wanted to see me get fucking loaded and the whole crowd the whole crowd it was like 0.88

00:15:31.780 700 people, and the crowd's going 0.97

00:15:33.760 like, Steve-O, Steve-O.

00:15:36.580 So they're chanting. 1.00

00:15:37.720 And I'm thinking to myself, even drunk as shit 0.99

00:15:39.800 on that stage, I'm thinking to myself, 0.99

00:15:42.120 dude, I like the way that sounds.

00:15:43.940 And I

00:15:45.840 like it, and I knew

00:15:47.500 that if I said my name was Steve,

00:15:50.040 there would be no chanting.

00:15:51.280 Steve, Steve.

00:15:53.040 Or like, what if it was Stephen Glover?

00:15:55.720 Stephen Glover, Stephen Glover.

00:15:56.820 These are names that are chanted at the office party

00:15:59.180 in Christmas time when you're

00:16:01.080 telling a guy to drink a beer like yeah right not not do backwards they're like it was thunders

00:16:05.980 steve oh steve and and then and it was fresh in my mind like do i want to have this nickname 0.97

00:16:12.800 like and and that just answered it for me that answered me i said fuck it i'm committed so i 0.97

00:16:17.520 committed myself to steve oh and in hindsight is the fucking smartest thing i ever did man like 0.98

00:16:24.160 if you look at like like say like the guys from jackass you know the names that you remember 0.99

00:16:29.540 are the absurd fucking names, 1.00

00:16:32.540 like, bam. 1.00

00:16:33.680 Like, we-man.

00:16:35.100 You know, Steve-O. 0.98

00:16:37.380 Johnny Knoxville's a pretty dumb name, too. 0.98

00:16:39.740 You know, like, 0.98

00:16:40.640 nobody who's, like, real name.

00:16:43.380 Like, Chris Pontius.

00:16:44.500 But I only know him because I'm, like, a fan.

00:16:46.320 Sure, sure. 1.00

00:16:47.300 But Chris fucked himself 1.00

00:16:48.920 because throughout the whole course of Jackass, 0.99

00:16:52.580 he, like, changed it.

00:16:54.060 He's like, I'm Party Boy.

00:16:55.780 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:16:56.720 Or I'm Chief Robert. 0.97

00:16:58.600 he changed his name so many fucking times nobody could keep it straight he's an eclectic man 0.94

00:17:03.840 right and uh and you're a big fan but i think that in the long run it really served me well 0.99

00:17:09.480 to have chosen a name that's just one word easy to remember like just fucking goofy and you know

00:17:16.660 like boom so yo so it was a good call and thanks for asking of course of course that was a phenomenal 0.98

00:17:22.080 brand decision if i think so so you mentioned jackass that's that's when i first heard of

00:17:29.300 steve-o and the gang how old are you so i'm 23 23 okay so you were three years old well no no no

00:17:35.980 so you were five years old when uh jackass first premiered 18 you know maybe that's why i'm so 0.94

00:17:40.640 fucked up because i watched it when i was like five like i was watching sesame street you were 0.99

00:17:44.320 like i want to see i want to see steve-o shotgun four beers and four gold balls to his leg you 1.00

00:17:51.000 You stapled your balls to your leg. 1.00

00:17:52.300 Yeah, I did, yeah. 0.99

00:17:53.000 Yeah, what was that like?

00:17:56.360 It, I mean, which time, you know?

00:17:59.240 Like, there was-

00:17:59.880 More than once.

00:18:00.600 There was some times when the staple holes got infected.

00:18:04.480 Like, there was one time when I did this trick,

00:18:07.900 it's called the double back, 0.99

00:18:08.980 where, like, you know, you flip your balls 1.00

00:18:11.140 and your dick back and forth and back and forth. 0.99

00:18:13.240 And then on the backswing, you jump up and clasp 1.00

00:18:16.120 and you catch it in a mangina. 1.00

00:18:17.720 So, boom. 0.99

00:18:18.700 I did the double back after I did the ball stapling and it ruptured some shit. 0.99

00:18:25.800 And I woke up and my balls were like filled with blood. 0.99

00:18:30.360 That was – 0.92

00:18:31.200 So what you just described was basically last night.

00:18:35.580 Not going to lie.

00:18:36.740 We've seen this very recently.

00:18:37.800 We've seen the exact same thing happen last night.

00:18:40.560 Well, when I was a younger man, I used to do double back back flips.

00:18:46.460 Whoa. 1.00

00:18:46.760 Like I would tuck the mangina and with a fucking mangina, but naked. 1.00

00:18:51.900 Then I would do a standing backflip. 1.00

00:18:53.260 First time I did it, I thought I was going to rip my fucking dick off. 1.00

00:18:55.720 I actually thought. 1.00

00:18:56.860 Steve-O, you could still do that, by the way.

00:18:58.700 Age is a social construct, bro. 1.00

00:19:01.160 It's all fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:19:02.400 You're right. 1.00

00:19:02.820 You're right.

00:19:03.460 I could, but I probably would want to do it off like a ledge or something. 1.00

00:19:09.540 Where did you learn the mangina? 1.00

00:19:11.500 Did you invent the mangina? 0.99

00:19:12.720 It was not a mangina. 1.00

00:19:14.400 Like a mangina, it's the double back.

00:19:17.720 Like when you flip it up and then catch it.

00:19:19.400 How long have you been calling it? 0.99

00:19:20.300 Holy shit, that's amazing. 0.98

00:19:21.820 For those of you who don't know, the mangina, correct me if I'm wrong, 1.00

00:19:24.080 it's where you tuck. 1.00

00:19:26.420 I can't believe I'm going to do this because I've been really letting myself go.

00:19:31.680 My buddies and I just had an intervention on ourselves 0.98

00:19:35.820 because we're fucking flabby and out of shape. 0.99

00:19:38.440 No, you're fucking not, dude. 0.99

00:19:39.360 No, it's all good, bro. 0.99

00:19:39.960 No, dude.

00:19:41.080 It's all good.

00:19:41.700 You're good, bro.

00:19:42.340 I'm on diet.

00:19:42.740 You traveled a little bit, too.

00:19:43.840 I'm going to perform the double back 0.94

00:19:46.500 No way 1.00

00:19:48.080 Hold up, what the fuck 0.99

00:19:49.220 You can jump from there 1.00

00:19:52.240 No, no, no, I'm not going to do the double back

00:19:54.260 Back flip

00:19:55.340 I'm too tall for that

00:19:57.120 There we go, that'll work 1.00

00:19:57.880 Holy shit 0.99

00:20:01.280 You guys are going to see the back burger 0.99

00:20:04.660 This is happening 0.99

00:20:05.260 This is fucking incredible 0.95

00:20:06.200 I love you, Steve-O 0.98

00:20:07.440 The back burger

00:20:08.540 I got the best seat in the house

00:20:12.480 I have a front row seat to this

00:20:14.160 Here we go

00:20:15.260 Wait hold up 0.88

00:20:20.220 Okay so he's hip thrusting 0.98

00:20:22.220 He's hip thrusting and his 0.99

00:20:23.940 Penis is bouncing up and down 0.99

00:20:26.060 And he's going to catch it between his thighs 1.00

00:20:27.540 Holy shit 1.00

00:20:28.720 Oh my god 1.00

00:20:30.580 Steve-O has fucking created a mangina 1.00

00:20:33.160 He's done it ladies and gentlemen 0.99

00:20:35.000 Steve-O has cut his mangina 1.00

00:20:37.940 How do you top this 0.99

00:20:40.360 How do you fucking top this bro 1.00

00:20:42.400 shit steve-o just changed fucking genders on impulsive oh my god it is 2018 no no hands wow 1.00

00:20:49.140 do not assume steve-o's fucking gender wow don't you do it yo yo oh my god i know you just touched 1.00

00:20:56.440 your balls but fucking shake my hand i didn't touch shit that was no hands wow you didn't 1.00

00:21:01.000 touch anything oh my god that was amazing you're right what would you call it that's the back 1.00

00:21:06.840 burger the back burger oh it did look like a burger it did oh imagine this a restaurant

00:21:13.860 named after steve-o that serves the back burger i think it i think it's think about it have you

00:21:20.900 thought about this maybe that could raise money for the back burger yeah or your or your floating 0.99

00:21:25.760 shit body right right yeah that could buy some rockets true you're floating shit body yo steve-o 1.00

00:21:32.800 That was incredible. 0.99

00:21:34.260 So when it comes to stunts, I feel like there's not a world where you can't say, been there, done that. 0.98

00:21:43.460 You've done a lot of shit and stunts specifically. 0.98

00:21:47.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:48.160 So my question is, have you ever done a stunt where you did the stunt and then you look back and you're like, fuck, I wish I didn't do that stunt. 0.97

00:21:56.300 i live by the motto that it's better to regret things you have done than to regret things you 0.86

00:22:03.840 haven't done hell yes that's great right and um i think that the the truth the truthful answer

00:22:10.880 would be in my personal life there are decisions that i would want to uh have not made in my

00:22:20.360 professional life the worst things were like the more notable yeah true so uh yeah as far as stunts

00:22:30.380 go the one where i fucking shattered my ankle i could probably done without that but now i have 0.95

00:22:37.580 this cool like uh ankle mold with all the fucking screws in the plate oh that's dope my boy my boy 0.98

00:22:44.780 Mike has, I think, a twin scar. 0.99

00:22:47.160 I got two plates, 20 screws, bro.

00:22:48.700 You just got yours out. Steve-O just got his

00:22:50.880 out. Why don't you guys

00:22:52.760 touch angles? That'd be cool.

00:22:55.060 Touch tips. Looks like your plate was

00:22:56.840 a little longer. Yeah, I got a long plate, Steve.

00:22:58.940 I am. Yeah, for sure. Big old fucking plates.

00:23:00.920 Yeah, for sure. But yeah, no, I don't 1.00

00:23:02.320 have regrets when it comes to doing dumb shit. 0.99

00:23:05.000 Really? Actually, 1.00

00:23:06.820 and the real truth

00:23:08.780 is that my regret is that

00:23:10.660 I didn't do more.

00:23:12.580 Oh, wow. So it's actually I regret what

00:23:14.640 i didn't do wow like when uh when we were in india they had a fucking gymnastics like balance beam

00:23:20.720 and with hot coals like an ocean of hot coals around it and i was supposed to uh 0.78

00:23:25.620 ride a try to ride a unicycle along the beam of course i'm not gonna make it i'm gonna can you

00:23:31.200 ride a unicycle yeah oh okay okay so there was there was a chance i'm not good at it what was

00:23:37.120 it what was it that got you was it it was the course it wasn't even the coals it was just like

00:23:41.960 Committing to the unicycle

00:23:44.200 I couldn't get over this mental block 0.99

00:23:47.440 And I fucking 0.99

00:23:48.140 I pussied out 0.99

00:23:49.500 And you know ultimately

00:23:52.020 We had the fire gauntlet

00:23:54.260 Which was kind of my redemption

00:23:55.520 But dude I just

00:23:57.660 I was bombed man I backed out

00:23:59.980 Man I went out 1.00

00:24:00.740 Maybe that's a good thing because I'm sure

00:24:03.880 There's stunts where to this day

00:24:05.960 You are in physical pain

00:24:07.240 Even I heard Johnny Knoxville was like peeing out of a bag

00:24:09.940 For a moment in time

00:24:11.500 because of a stunt you've gone wrong yeah he had a a lemonade stand that's what they called it

00:24:16.740 it was a bag of piss i wouldn't want to hit lemonade from the catheter would run his pee

00:24:21.620 down a tube into a bag which was like tied around his ankle is that ever like two years is that ever 0.72

00:24:28.640 the goal of the stunt or you never want the lemonade stand no i wouldn't i wouldn't care

00:24:33.460 for a lemonade stand no and knoxville i think like knox knoxville didn't grow up like skateboarding

00:24:40.520 You know, like, where, like, most of the rest of us grew up, like, skateboarding and, like, so we kind of naturally, like, fell down a lot and we got sort of good at falling down and, like, coordinated in a sense.

00:24:52.580 Yeah.

00:24:52.920 Knoxville doesn't have that background.

00:24:54.700 So, like, when he, like, falls, like, he gets, like, more hurt, you know?

00:24:59.820 Well, that's why it's so great.

00:25:01.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:01.980 His slams are so epic.

00:25:03.380 Yeah, he doesn't know how to, like, fall and it looks real.

00:25:05.880 His slams are so epic, and I think that he's had some back problems.

00:25:12.640 Per capita, did he take the most hits to the nuts, do you think, out of anybody?

00:25:16.600 Per capita.

00:25:17.060 Yeah, how many per capita nut shots did he take?

00:25:20.420 I don't know.

00:25:21.420 I don't remember.

00:25:22.800 Y'all all have.

00:25:24.180 Yeah, we've all had our share of nut shots.

00:25:27.580 Steve-O, you were always the guy that I think got things going.

00:25:31.100 Like, you were that guy, right?

00:25:32.240 Like, and, and, and Johnny would, I think, look to you a lot to be like, yo, like, like, like turn this up a notch, Steve.

00:25:38.260 Right.

00:25:38.760 How did they were?

00:25:40.100 I mean, I think everybody kind of took turns.

00:25:42.340 Took turns.

00:25:42.800 But like, how do you, how did you start to like cycle out of that kind of mentality of like, of like going way too far in life and in, in, in your career?

00:25:54.740 I don't know that I've cycled out of any such mentality.

00:25:58.940 So let me flashback for a second.

00:26:00.900 I know the back burger. 1.00

00:26:02.040 Do you remember when he put his dick in between his legs? 1.00

00:26:03.800 But I just mean like, you know, I don't know. 1.00

00:26:06.540 But, you know, like even with your decision making in terms of, you know, drugs and alcohol.

00:26:10.860 Sure, yeah.

00:26:11.000 I mean, it's a different deal.

00:26:12.860 That's a different deal. 0.96

00:26:14.700 And that, I almost didn't even really have a fucking choice in the drugs and alcohol thing. 0.88

00:26:20.540 I just got to a point where the game was up. 0.95

00:26:24.880 You know, like I could not continue.

00:26:27.100 I've been there too, bro. 0.98

00:26:27.940 I could not fucking continue where I was at. 0.96

00:26:30.900 Well, that became a big part of your story. 0.98

00:26:33.920 Oh, yeah.

00:26:34.280 Big time.

00:26:34.940 And you just celebrated, what, 10 years of sobriety?

00:26:38.260 Yep.

00:26:38.680 March 10th, 08.

00:26:39.680 Yo, congratulations.

00:26:40.600 Yeah, thanks, man.

00:26:41.140 Yeah, that's awesome, man. 0.96

00:26:41.940 Fucking awesome, bro. 0.97

00:26:43.040 Yeah, dude. 0.97

00:26:43.620 Pretty rad.

00:26:44.560 Did you tell me he ran a triathlon?

00:26:46.920 Yeah, you did a triathlon to count it off.

00:26:48.420 As a celebration?

00:26:49.780 No, no, it wasn't.

00:26:51.400 It wasn't.

00:26:53.200 There was no connection between that.

00:26:56.240 Well, Spencer told me there was.

00:26:57.220 I mean, I just happened to have done it.

00:26:58.920 I happened to have done a triathlon after turning 10 years sober.

00:27:02.560 It wasn't like motivated by.

00:27:04.360 The media.

00:27:05.140 Yeah, sure.

00:27:06.400 Was there a final moment where you said like, I am never drinking again?

00:27:13.280 Because I have those often, but I never ever follow through.

00:27:16.940 Right.

00:27:17.520 Yeah.

00:27:17.780 I mean, I had many of those myself and it was only after Knoxville locked me up in the psychiatric ward. 0.97

00:27:24.580 And then I went from there to rehab that like shit got, you know, yeah. 0.92

00:27:29.780 You still friends with Knoxville? 0.99

00:27:31.020 Sure.

00:27:31.660 Yeah.

00:27:32.200 Whole group?

00:27:33.640 Yeah, we're all good.

00:27:35.060 That's awesome, man.

00:27:35.740 So on that note, have you talked to Bam lately?

00:27:38.920 I have, man.

00:27:39.880 I was just asking him if he wanted to play helicopter chicken with me in Hawaii in February.

00:27:45.220 So what is that exactly?

00:27:46.380 um like with one of us would uh we each will hang from the like the legs of our of our of the

00:27:53.520 helicopter dressed as chickens in the chicken suit and the helicopter will just slowly steadily

00:27:59.660 like rise higher and higher as we're hanging by our hands and then like when it gets to a point

00:28:05.600 where like you're scared we're too scared like okay i gotta tap out i gotta let go because there's

00:28:10.400 gonna be no possible way to climb back up on this so you're gonna fall one way or another it's just

00:28:15.100 a question of when you fall wait and so i want to go over the water i want to do this over the ocean

00:28:19.900 i would i also like to do this here's the issue i'll never let go like quite honestly i'll never

00:28:23.540 let go we'll be we'll be thousands of feet in the air and i feel like we'll bring parachutes you and

00:28:27.780 bam would have a similar like i i can tell you straight up that i'm gonna start uh like

00:28:33.100 60 feet and and then i'm gonna be like and then i'm gonna be like okay dan i'm out that sounds

00:28:39.980 like a broken femur to me yeah i mean i did a gainer flip off of uh the hollywood reservoir

00:28:45.840 bridge and i measured that at 58 feet so you really got to land correct i jumped off a waterfall

00:28:53.100 that was 90 feet in hawaii you want to land correct you have to yeah yeah you have to

00:28:58.640 so on bam by the way just going back to that um how's he doing because he's had a notable

00:29:05.300 you know struggle with with a lot of things sure yeah i i think uh i just i just i don't know man

00:29:12.960 it's it's sad to watch but the the thing is that the stuff that i that i do that like sober people

00:29:18.880 do you know he's not really willing to commit to that and have you have you um i'm sure you've

00:29:25.160 talked to him i've talked to him yeah yeah um he was in rehab uh after being like getting arrested

00:29:31.420 for DUI fairly recently and um and uh I went out and saw him and I talked to him and uh I feel like

00:29:40.920 everything I said just went right through you know better you know better than you know better

00:29:47.600 than anyone it's gonna be when he wants to you know what I'm saying so it's like yeah of course

00:29:51.860 of course but yeah I'm excited I've reached out to him a couple times and uh you know I mean

00:29:58.180 if I try to like push it on him

00:30:00.260 like oh yeah dude you gotta do this

00:30:01.740 really I'll just be pushing him away from me

00:30:04.160 so it's on

00:30:06.460 his timetable and

00:30:07.920 if we get together and play helicopter

00:30:10.300 chicken or helicopter

00:30:12.180 sumo wrestling is another one

00:30:14.160 that I want to do too. Pretty much anything with the

00:30:16.100 helicopters. Helicopters are fun

00:30:18.240 yeah. Do you have a helicopter

00:30:19.700 trick with your penis as well because that's 1.00

00:30:21.900 a thing too. That's what I thought when you said helicopter chicken 1.00

00:30:24.180 I thought your dick was going to look like a chicken 1.00

00:30:25.980 my friend George has such a big 1.00

00:30:28.160 penis that if he does the helicopter trick 1.00

00:30:30.340 he'll fly off

00:30:31.180 we've seen it happen

00:30:32.900 Panius is good at the helicopter 1.00

00:30:36.520 he loves swinging his dick around 1.00

00:30:38.480 Chris Panius 1.00

00:30:39.740 how much

00:30:41.560 locker room activities you guys inspired

00:30:44.320 in a man's locker room

00:30:45.560 I got beaten up 0.86

00:30:48.720 by 1.00

00:30:49.340 the surfer Christian

00:30:52.480 Fletcher

00:30:53.100 like

00:30:55.320 because Christian Fletcher 1.00

00:30:58.060 there's chick like in a bar I think asked Pontius what time it was and he either wrapped his dick 1.00

00:31:07.220 around his own wrist or he wrapped it around her wrist I'm not sure which the dick watch yeah 0.99

00:31:12.340 could it tell time that it's just like a thing and then but but uh Fletcher thought it was me 0.61

00:31:19.540 so I was I was in a bar I think it was the viper room and and some guys like it's loud and guys

00:31:26.380 He's like, hey, you know, saying something.

00:31:29.080 And I'm like, I can't hear it.

00:31:30.440 And as I turn my head like that, just bang, boom, bang.

00:31:33.760 Just the gnarliest.

00:31:35.300 Wait.

00:31:35.740 Just dropped me.

00:31:36.920 Is that what this is from, dude?

00:31:38.660 No, no, no.

00:31:39.280 That's from trying to get cauliflower ear with Chuck Liddell.

00:31:42.160 Why were you trying to get cauliflower ear?

00:31:44.160 I'm still trying.

00:31:45.900 This is a picture of Steve-O's ear looking brutally mutilated.

00:31:49.740 It's like Mike Tyson bit it off.

00:31:51.860 More than anything, it got cut.

00:31:55.220 and uh you know you can see i said in the caption like i really don't know what's going on like

00:31:59.520 it's like hopefully it worked like under all that glue we glued it shut because it could get cut

00:32:04.640 open with a rat trap and then i still wanted to continue on and shoot it point blank with a

00:32:10.240 paintball so uh what about your eardrums that just uh yeah we didn't we don't think about that one

00:32:19.900 we didn't talk about that

00:32:22.460 we started for interrupting there

00:32:25.540 but we used my ear

00:32:27.220 as a golf tee

00:32:28.360 that was epic

00:32:30.780 did that work 0.99

00:32:31.460 it did actually I thought my fucking ear might get 0.99

00:32:35.280 ripped off 0.99

00:32:35.920 Chuck Liddell right 1.00

00:32:39.060 he beats the shit out of you 0.97

00:32:41.700 but you're friends 0.99

00:32:42.560 how does that work

00:32:44.020 I've seen him choke you out 0.81

00:32:47.900 I've seen him try to cut your ear off

00:32:50.480 that's what best friends do 0.99

00:32:52.520 we beat the shit out of each other 0.61

00:32:53.800 we were in Peru and I was like dude 0.99

00:32:56.380 I'm checking out his ear and it's all fucked up 0.98

00:32:58.520 and I'm like 0.98

00:32:58.940 I really like that

00:33:00.920 and I'm like dude do you think you could give me

00:33:04.760 cauliflower ear

00:33:05.840 and he's like if anybody else tells me 0.99

00:33:08.640 that I'd say that's fucked up but for you Steve-O 0.99

00:33:10.960 yeah I'd do that 0.99

00:33:11.980 and then what and then he just starts 0.99

00:33:13.520 fucking your ear up 0.99

00:33:14.740 I waited to kind of plan it out a little more. 1.00

00:33:19.920 But, dude, I'm going to show you the fucking golf tee. 0.99

00:33:22.900 I think I'm going to – 0.99

00:33:24.280 Today alone, while you look up that video. 0.99

00:33:27.460 I'll let you share it with your fucking – with your people here. 0.99

00:33:31.620 Is it on Facebook? 1.00

00:33:33.000 It's not.

00:33:34.360 It's one shot that I forked over to TMZ, and they ran it on there. 0.98

00:33:38.880 But they didn't even make the point that we were using my ear as a fucking golf tee. 0.99

00:33:43.740 TMZ, come on 1.00

00:33:44.980 Make the fucking point 0.99

00:33:46.140 No, no, no, don't make the point 0.99

00:33:48.420 This is why we're on the come up

00:33:49.860 Because we dive into the stories, we'll make the point

00:33:51.960 Subscribe to Impulsive 0.99

00:33:53.100 Today alone, I saw you get a BB gun shot in your nipple 1.00

00:33:56.640 I saw you running around with your head on fire 1.00

00:33:59.860 Your pain tolerance 1.00

00:34:02.980 Has got to be high as fuck, yeah? 1.00

00:34:05.880 You still feel pain? 1.00

00:34:07.400 But you just choose to ignore it?

00:34:09.320 Yeah, I do

00:34:09.880 This one I'm not going to share

00:34:12.780 But check it out

00:34:14.640 Boom

00:34:15.800 Wait wait wait

00:34:17.600 Is that a rat trap

00:34:18.580 That's a rat trap

00:34:20.040 Yeah and that's why we had to put so much glue

00:34:22.840 Oh that's why your ear

00:34:23.960 Is partially missing 1.00

00:34:26.360 See how the fucking 0.99

00:34:28.240 Oh my god 0.99

00:34:31.620 Yeah so I was

00:34:32.760 Your face says it all

00:34:34.620 Blood just squirted out 0.98

00:34:36.720 My whole ear got ripped open

00:34:39.560 That's why I had to glue it like that

00:34:41.220 Can I just say that your ears

00:34:44.080 Look phenomenal

00:34:45.360 They're amazing looking ears

00:34:47.860 It wouldn't seem as though those things

00:34:50.340 Have happened

00:34:50.740 That is true Mr. O

00:34:53.520 If that's your real name

00:34:55.240 It's really weird

00:34:58.520 Steve O

00:34:59.660 What do people that do stunts now

00:35:02.240 Because there's like a whole new age

00:35:04.260 And era of stunt people

00:35:05.660 Wait wait wait

00:35:07.360 Oh this is the golf club

00:35:09.740 Yeah watch this dude

00:35:11.040 He still hit it

00:35:15.540 Wow

00:35:15.880 See in my opinion

00:35:17.800 That's a stunt where I would look back and go

00:35:21.000 I shouldn't have done that

00:35:22.060 I wish I didn't do that stunt

00:35:23.320 But apparently Steve-O never has that

00:35:26.880 Dude look at his ears now

00:35:27.860 No ragrats 0.86

00:35:29.080 No ragrats at all 0.99

00:35:31.280 Alright here we go dude 1.00

00:35:32.660 You can really see it go down here

00:35:35.920 Steve-O that helmet looks like it's made from a watermelon

00:35:39.220 i blame i blame chuck liddell man 0.99

00:35:47.080 nobody knew if my ear was still fucking attached man what if your ear just went flying your whole 0.96

00:35:54.100 ear came off it is distinctly possible man i thought it might have didn't go in no no my ear 0.96

00:35:59.980 was the tea oh it was attached to the tea we just put we just rested the golf ball on my uh on my

00:36:05.460 ear when you can you can pull that footage off tmz if you want to include it in the in the edit

00:36:10.540 all right yeah we will um but so so to mike's point the younger generation and me included

00:36:16.840 were very much so inspired by what you guys did what do you think about people doing stunts

00:36:22.260 nowadays because i think there's few kids our age that are that are doing stunts that could even

00:36:28.100 come close to living up to what you guys did uh i mean it just depends i think that uh

00:36:33.700 Yes, a lot of stuff has been done.

00:36:38.080 Also, I think that it's really kind of a difficult thing

00:36:46.100 to find that right balance where you can do really reckless 0.99

00:36:51.860 and self-destructive shit and still have it be funny. 0.96

00:36:56.900 You really got to sort of find that balance 0.99

00:37:01.380 between like before you get too dark but still you want it to be like really gnarly and insane so

00:37:07.460 if the key is in a not taking yourself too seriously you know you like people like trying

00:37:13.500 to be like cool doing the stuff i do it's it's not you want to be able to like you want to be

00:37:18.800 able to not take yourself seriously and you want to make sure that there's something funny about

00:37:23.540 what you're doing you know like using an ear as a golf tee is like kind of funny to me you know

00:37:28.380 it's like it's an absurd thing right and uh it's not just like oh let's you know but also the the

00:37:34.740 censorship that's happening on the internet as well like a lot of your videos on youtube actually

00:37:39.840 are i saw like it used to be like uh like three or four now i've got like 18 of them so and then

00:37:47.340 that's out of like less than 50 videos total yeah and so i'm sure kids want to do stunts per se but

00:37:54.340 are afraid of being censored which um obviously sort of sucks so how do you how do you to this 0.94

00:38:00.480 day manage to stay true to yourself and do the shit you want to do while worrying and being 0.99

00:38:05.420 conscious about social climate i mean i don't give a fuck about social yeah i don't care about 0.98

00:38:12.560 that but uh and i don't even care about censorship frankly like um i uh got into 0.52

00:38:21.860 like the the youtube i mean it for me when i became a youtuber right and this was 2013

00:38:29.920 it was like it was like kind of soul crushing for me you know like like because here my buddies and

00:38:38.200 i have made like real movies that were like number one in the box office every time and like then

00:38:45.700 you know we haven't done that since 2010 and i was trying to get shit going on my own like just 0.98

00:38:51.300 by myself and i just could i'd go in and pitch tv shows and it wouldn't work and i was like fuck 0.92

00:38:56.640 and i was just like banging my head against a wall and finally i was like fuck it i just have 0.97

00:39:00.380 to like i'm gonna lose my mind i just have to you know get in this youtube thing and i'm thinking 0.88

00:39:05.820 like that this is like i i like i went from number one box office movies to uploading youtube videos

00:39:15.420 you know like to me that say it like that well i mean i'm starting to hate myself thank you for

00:39:21.660 watching this episode well no but like i'm just saying that that was in my head what i didn't

00:39:26.680 understand right and i was like you know this was at a time when knoxville was making the bad

00:39:32.740 grandpa movie and we knew that that was happening but we didn't really kind of understand it it was 0.99

00:39:38.640 like wait it's a jackass movie like without the jack it was like fuck you know knoxville like 0.98

00:39:44.640 like justin timberlake does and now we're like gonna now i'm gonna learn what it's like to be 0.99

00:39:49.660 the jackson for you know yo but i'm i joke but this all makes so much sense i mean so i'm in

00:39:56.180 this dark place like nox i was making a jackass movie alone and now and now i'm a youtuber and 0.57

00:40:02.240 now like and now you know and uh and i'm trying to make shit happen and and i had this uh i had 0.97

00:40:07.800 this show that i was hosting like where we do mean shit to people while they were singing karaoke 0.99

00:40:12.200 and like i got all touchy about them using animals and i was like i won't fuck with animals anymore 0.99

00:40:16.960 and they were like okay great we're gonna get a new host so i lost that i felt like i got fired 0.98

00:40:22.220 from jackass and the one tv gig that i had and and i'm in this like dark fucking place and i'm 0.75

00:40:28.060 like i i just gotta fucking do so i i uh did some collabs right i kind of planned it out it with 0.92

00:40:34.360 vitale and and and uh roman atwood which i saw yeah right and so by by by collaborating and 0.80

00:40:41.560 driving traffic from both of their channels to mine like i landed on youtube like overnight

00:40:47.740 i mean i i i remember that wait hold on i landed on youtube like in a wasn't your first video a

00:40:53.180 fight with vitality or something that was the one that that launched my channel he like my first

00:40:59.200 video on my channel was the condom prank got it which was pretty yeah yeah that one i loved that 0.97

00:41:04.260 one you know but so now i so here where i was like fuck i'm making youtube videos like oh you 0.98

00:41:09.360 know like this is so sad and depressing when it's not you know it's fucking that's the way the world 0.96

00:41:13.020 is now no no well now but that's the way the world is now and like thank god i got hip to it 0.81

00:41:17.780 like when i did you've got how many you've got what like four million yeah i got like i barely 0.66

00:41:22.560 ever fucking even like i post pretty infrequently but um but the thing was that when right when i 0.70

00:41:28.040 launched my channel all of a sudden i i mean i have my stand-up career you know i do like my 0.84

00:41:33.220 live comedy tour and so i was never like too worried about it but the thing was that i only

00:41:37.540 had agent representation for stand-up and the rest, I was just like, I had nothing going on.

00:41:43.480 And then my, when my YouTube channel came out, all of a sudden, like the big agents

00:41:46.840 are like, Hey, we want to represent you in the digital space.

00:41:50.120 Digital, digital.

00:41:51.240 We want to represent you. 0.98

00:41:52.140 So now all of a sudden I'm like, Whoa, people give a fuck about me. 0.98

00:41:54.860 And then I like signed with this agent. 0.96

00:41:56.580 He's like, what do you want to do?

00:41:57.400 And I'm like, Oh, well, I want to do this.

00:41:58.740 I want to do that.

00:41:59.280 And he's like, done.

00:41:59.980 And so then all of a sudden I had this like rebirth of my career, which I owe entirely

00:42:04.740 to getting into YouTube, you know?

00:42:06.800 and so i did that you know and and i wouldn't post all the time but when i posted like i like 0.95

00:42:12.060 to think that i post dope shit and uh and then it got to a point where i'm like fuck like i'm just 0.90

00:42:20.500 fed up with giving shit away so it's so a while back i i started kind of banking it you know like 0.99

00:42:26.240 i don't like like i film epic shit and i'm like yo like i'll show you and like but you know i keep 0.96

00:42:31.520 it i keep it under lock and key so if people want to see like and that way i don't have to worry 0.98

00:42:36.600 about censorship yeah you know like i don't worry like i just filmed this fucking thing like 0.80

00:42:42.700 this and it's on my my bucket list where it's like these are the stunts that i've had the ideas 0.87

00:42:48.880 for so long but like they were just so fucked up and then now i'm just doing them like this idea 0.91

00:42:54.340 skyjacking right like is that like masturbation in the sky or is it stealing someone who's 0.99

00:43:00.780 parachuting skydiving see and that's i have this irrational fear of of roller coasters i don't 0.98

00:43:06.500 fucking like them i don't want to go on a roller coaster i don't want to bungee jump and i definitely 0.60

00:43:10.540 didn't want to skydive right so like for years my way to avoid skydiving was like people be like 0.99

00:43:17.320 hey you want to go skydiving i'd say no fucking everybody does that man like i'm not doing like 0.86

00:43:21.660 if if if i do skydiving like the way i'm gonna do it the first time with the tandem dude strapped 0.99

00:43:28.340 on your back i'm gonna be fucking butt naked hell yeah with the fucking dude on my back and i'm gonna 0.99

00:43:33.760 be i'm gonna be furiously jacking off yeah skyjacking i'm gonna be jacking off and like 0.99

00:43:38.700 and right when i'm fucking like on the point of no return are you talking about the parachute 0.98

00:43:44.600 i'm gonna leave i'm gonna fucking jump out of there i'm gonna leave the airplane 0.99

00:43:48.200 as i'm blowing a load simultaneously butt naked falling out of an airplane you're coming every 0.99

00:43:54.840 You're incredible. 0.96

00:43:55.940 You're incredible. 0.99

00:43:56.680 And I fucking pulled it. 0.99

00:43:57.780 Somebody needs to paint that. 0.99

00:43:58.800 Wait, wait, wait.

00:43:59.360 Sorry, you did that?

00:44:00.140 Yeah, you bet I did.

00:44:01.780 What?

00:44:02.520 It's done?

00:44:03.160 It's already made?

00:44:04.020 Yeah, it's in the can.

00:44:05.560 Oh, my God.

00:44:06.380 Are you about to show me this video?

00:44:07.940 I could. 0.95

00:44:09.100 I'm going to take a piss.

00:44:10.000 I feel like we all need to.

00:44:11.220 Are you going to hit pause on the, is there such a thing as.

00:44:15.820 I'm also curious why y'all don't time your pisses to go before the podcast.

00:44:20.620 Dude, I actually really have to pee right now.

00:44:22.080 Why don't you go right now while Steve looks up this video.

00:44:24.420 Okay.

00:44:24.580 We're going to take a short commercial break.

00:44:26.780 This episode is brought to you by Maverick by Logan Paul.

00:44:30.280 Use the code Impulsive for 25% off.

00:44:32.940 Whoops.

00:44:33.640 Oh, you have it?

00:44:34.020 No, it's all right.

00:44:34.480 No, no, no.

00:44:34.960 That was a different one.

00:44:36.140 I'm just kidding.

00:44:36.340 We don't have commercial breaks.

00:44:37.660 Do we leave this in? 1.00

00:44:39.480 Fuck it. 1.00

00:44:39.880 I think we do. 1.00

00:44:41.520 I'm just, is anyone else genuinely curious why the fuck they don't go before the show? 0.99

00:44:46.900 How small are your bladders? 1.00

00:44:48.660 You son of a bitch. 1.00

00:44:49.720 We have the biggest guest ever in the history of Impulsive. 1.00

00:44:53.020 and y'all are peeing together in a bathroom

00:44:55.460 playing swords

00:44:56.440 it's irresponsible

00:44:59.180 it's what it is

00:45:01.640 I've jumped out of a plane

00:45:03.600 naked too, Steve-O

00:45:04.800 it was one of those things

00:45:07.580 I felt had to be done

00:45:09.000 except I didn't get the pleasure of 0.99

00:45:11.720 ejaculating 0.81

00:45:14.320 in the air

00:45:15.280 you really did jump out

00:45:17.640 of a plane naked?

00:45:19.100 yeah

00:45:19.300 hey guys, good to have you back in the show

00:45:22.260 Hey, welcome back.

00:45:22.680 Oh, but also one more thing. 1.00

00:45:24.360 Fuck you both. 1.00

00:45:25.080 I had to pee so bad. 1.00

00:45:26.260 I was holding it for so long.

00:45:27.260 How did you both go in the same bag? 0.99

00:45:29.120 He's like, Logan needs you guys to pee at the fucking same time. 0.99

00:45:32.400 Wait, wait. 0.99

00:45:32.740 You really went at the same time? 1.00

00:45:33.720 We had to because you forced us, you fucking boss. 1.00

00:45:36.040 I hate you. 1.00

00:45:37.240 Someone's got to drive this show. 0.95

00:45:39.740 Did you find your skyjacking video?

00:45:41.460 This is only one angle.

00:45:43.600 I'm going to iterate exactly what I'm seeing about. 1.00

00:45:46.580 Holy fucking shit. 1.00

00:45:48.580 Steve was jumping out of the plane. 1.00

00:45:50.000 He's jacking off and he's nutting. 0.66

00:45:51.640 he nutted as he as he fell out of the plane how did you convince the guy on your back to do this 0.96

00:45:58.160 did he wear like a face mask oh my god yeah that's a good question goggles right like it's

00:46:05.720 incredible that is amazing that's only one angle dude we had like 13 cameras did you get a super 0.60

00:46:11.880 slow-mo oh yeah oh yeah mounted mounted on the side of the plane and i'm fucking like as i had 0.88

00:46:18.280 Like, I wasn't free-falling yet, but I'm outside the airplane when I fucking came. 0.93

00:46:23.560 The wind caught it and blasted it right into the slow-mo camera. 0.91

00:46:26.220 Question, question.

00:46:27.460 How do you get in this?

00:46:29.960 Like, for me, when we skydive, I'm, like, nervous.

00:46:33.160 Like, I could not imagine getting in that zone right there.

00:46:35.720 That's the thing.

00:46:36.300 Like I said, I have this irrational fear. 0.98

00:46:38.680 I don't fucking like it. 0.96

00:46:39.600 And so, like, the jacking off piece helped, like, because when I'm going, like, there's no, like, it's like, okay. 0.98

00:46:46.780 What were you thinking about, Steve-O?

00:46:48.500 Well, I taped a portable DVD player down inside the airplane.

00:46:53.120 So I was running up to it.

00:46:54.320 What were you watching? 0.99

00:46:55.500 What porn star were you watching? 0.97

00:46:57.300 What's her name? 0.99

00:46:58.080 Lee Raven.

00:46:58.940 Not Riley Reid, by chance?

00:47:00.180 Do you know Lee Raven?

00:47:01.480 You do?

00:47:02.360 So here's the thing.

00:47:03.340 We've recently befriended one of the largest porn stars in the world. 0.97

00:47:06.960 And I mean, she's amazing.

00:47:08.220 I haven't watched porn in a long time.

00:47:09.620 I mean, yeah, me either.

00:47:10.900 I've actually never watched it.

00:47:12.200 I made an exception for skyjacking. 0.95

00:47:14.520 But do you do you think skyjacking should now morph into sky fucking? 0.95

00:47:20.060 I've always wanted to do that because I have, if you if you remember from a podcast not too long ago, an intense bucket list item that includes fucking while hanging from the house from up, up the movie with the balloons or the house. 0.91

00:47:32.940 OK. And so you have just inspired me to actually make that happen now. 0.98

00:47:37.180 Sky fucking sky fucking. Somebody actually did do it. 0.97

00:47:40.880 Don't you try to step on my

00:47:43.980 Don't you try to step on my dreams

00:47:45.340 They did and they got in big trouble

00:47:46.900 I heard about

00:47:48.080 I heard about Skydive 69

00:47:52.020 That's censorship 0.96

00:47:53.040 But I didn't hear about Skyfucking 0.89

00:47:55.340 Yeah look it up they did

00:47:56.860 It's not on YouTube at all

00:47:58.500 You know what's interesting

00:47:59.360 So a lot of people would point a finger at you

00:48:03.160 And even me I've had it done 1.00

00:48:04.600 Where they're like yo you're just doing a bunch of stupid shit 1.00

00:48:07.320 In a row 1.00

00:48:08.420 Like is that a good example 1.00

00:48:10.220 blah blah blah but when i was in jimmy kimmel he said to me uh you've done so many stupid things 0.99

00:48:16.460 in a row that it's become a smart thing that essentially made you rich and famous but are 0.98

00:48:22.460 you ever worried that kids are going to recreate the things you're doing such as jacking off out

00:48:27.040 of a plane skyjacking and hurt themselves i don't think that anyone's getting hurt skyjacking

00:48:33.340 and with regard to the rest of it like there was an outrage like when when jackass came out there

00:48:38.800 was no youtube right and kids were showing up in hospitals like a lot you know trying to you know 0.80

00:48:44.880 inspired by us i was i was one of those kids right i fucked myself up the first video i ever put on 0.76

00:48:51.260 the internet was called logan does stunts okay it wasn't as like i didn't take my ball sack to my 0.90

00:48:56.660 leg but you get the point i mean what i always said was hey man like i'm professional at what i

00:49:02.080 do and and you know and i would say it's not tony hawk's fault every time a kid falls off a

00:49:07.600 skateboard you mentioned one thing too it's true i think you may have tweeted i forget where i saw

00:49:12.720 it but you were talking about how you know you guys didn't go out of your way to like hurt other

00:49:17.540 people you were hurting yourselves and i think that was that was an interesting perspective

00:49:21.640 it was uh it was always important to us to uh you know to not like we just try to make people

00:49:29.520 like happy and we don't target anybody in any negative way it was just a different time steve

00:49:34.020 to that it was a different time because you know what you know what i was found like and i think

00:49:39.240 back to it like when jackass was coming up it was at a time where like stuff like that like jackass

00:49:45.600 aligned so well with action sports like you guys were like you guys were tight with all the action

00:49:50.000 sports guys right and it was just a different time kids weren't kids weren't sitting at home 0.98

00:49:54.240 in their safe space you know watching um like videos on their phone they were out there fucking 0.69

00:49:59.260 getting it like i was jumping 40 foot tabletops on my on my on my haro you know when i was 12 0.96

00:50:04.500 years old and breaking my fucking wrist dude yeah like it's just a different world now so like how 0.89

00:50:09.100 do you like what do you say to to the people that are getting involved now that are gonna have to 0.97

00:50:13.700 deal with that like censorship like how do you like what do you do i mean do you i don't even

00:50:18.260 i don't even have any advice like you know like i don't think that there's a uh

00:50:24.260 you know i mean but like a kid who wants to be like a famous youtuber like i don't know like

00:50:30.820 come up with an idea right like it's a good start it's a great it's yeah i mean like what i think

00:50:36.120 the the catch-all advice for anybody regardless of what it is they want to do whatever you want

00:50:41.680 to accomplish like the the key is to start doing it you know just whatever whatever it is no matter

00:50:49.800 what start fucking doing it and and you know expect to put a lot of time into it to get 0.80

00:50:55.720 get good at it and like depending on how passionate you are and how hard you work 0.98

00:51:00.880 like maybe you'll get pretty good at it and and it'll work out here's where this is interesting

00:51:05.920 as much of the crazy stuff you do you're also an extreme animal advocate you're a vegan

00:51:13.920 I'm pescatarian these days

00:51:16.300 Episcopalian

00:51:17.340 That's what I said

00:51:17.820 I care about animals 0.95

00:51:22.420 You got Wendy here with you right now

00:51:24.720 Yo this video went crazy viral

00:51:27.340 On Facebook

00:51:28.020 Come here Wendy

00:51:29.960 Guys Wendy is Steve-O's dog

00:51:32.680 That he found in Peru

00:51:34.500 On the streets of Peru 0.88

00:51:35.700 Come on baby girl

00:51:37.620 This animal is beautiful she's regal

00:51:40.580 Watch this 1.00

00:51:41.160 watches i don't have any treats for is she nervous get up here give me a good girl she hops on his

00:51:47.040 lap did you see the video i saw this video when it first went viral on facebook where steve-o

00:51:53.180 talked about meeting wendy in the streets of peru and she was the one that you resonated with yeah

00:51:57.820 ah dude i fucking love this dog man i i bring her on every airplane everything i didn't bring 0.69

00:52:04.160 her to south africa because international travel is tricky but everywhere i fly in the states 0.98

00:52:08.920 everyone to her like I bring Wendy she's she's amazing man yeah so you're get you're involved

00:52:16.740 with uh animal rights and you've been for a while I give a fuck about about animal rights and and

00:52:22.800 you know whatever the thing with PETA you know they're just really polarizing I think yeah

00:52:27.520 their approach to the to uh helping animals and sometimes can be a little counterproductive like

00:52:34.900 look at this last week they were like oh saying the using the term bring home the bacon or kill

00:52:41.280 two birds with one stone is as bad as uh racism and homophobia and like using like slurs and like

00:52:48.920 that it just it just makes everybody laugh and make fun of them and like and then they have their

00:52:55.560 demonstrations where they want to go and throw paint on people like you know where they're 0.62

00:52:59.320 assaulting people and and then there's this whole fucking weird deal where where they want to 0.98

00:53:04.020 euthanize like they actually kill like they kill animals like they kill dogs like they euthanize 0.98

00:53:10.440 if there's any question about that like about whether the the the dog is is uh in a situation 0.99

00:53:17.600 that that were they just judge like when in doubt put the fucking thing down like when in doubt kill 0.97

00:53:23.060 the animal like i don't understand that i think that counterproductive yeah the the lady in charge 0.98

00:53:28.140 pita ingrid newkirk like wrote me an email like defending their their uh position to when in doubt 1.00

00:53:35.480 kill every fucking dog that you can that's a horrible fuck that email say how do you um 1.00

00:53:41.860 hey just when it out it was just like she was just like uh drop it down like uh you know and 1.00

00:53:47.980 if if if there's any question that it could possibly be suffering we kill it like in whatever

00:53:54.240 words so what if they did that to humans it's like hey man you're looking you look a little 0.99

00:53:58.260 shitty today look like you're having a bad day you look like you're having a bad day dog would 0.62

00:54:02.700 have happened to me at the beginning of the episode i feel like shit today yeah you would 0.99

00:54:06.980 have been off you would have been off i mean i i'm you look great legally obligated to say you 0.99

00:54:11.820 look good but you look like fucking shit dude to be honest with you right i mean and whatever you 0.99

00:54:16.560 know like there's some people that probably agree with it you know not everybody's gonna agree on 1.00

00:54:20.120 everything but uh but with that said my position with pita i've done stuff with pita but it's

00:54:26.720 always on an issue by issue basis like i cannot give them a blanket endorsement for everything

00:54:31.900 that they get behind because they don't agree with everything that they do i think it's i think

00:54:35.160 it's pretty dope though to see what you're doing right now because you just got back from south

00:54:38.180 africa do you want to talk about the work you do it's hilarious oh my god one of the one of the

00:54:43.660 items in my bucket list was i wanted to just like take on trophy hunting like you know these 1.00

00:54:49.520 fucking assholes. 0.99

00:54:50.440 Yo, I actually feel very strongly about this. 1.00

00:54:53.820 I've tweeted about this before and I, and I grew up in a hunting family. 0.99

00:54:57.620 Um, fuck that. 1.00

00:54:59.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:59.540 What did you do when you say take them down, like physically tackle them?

00:55:02.260 That's something I'm interested in.

00:55:03.660 Yeah.

00:55:04.600 It's kind of like, God, this is an old idea.

00:55:07.140 Again, it's like one of the things where I described, like everything on my bucket list

00:55:11.280 is so fucking absurd that it was never actually supposed to happen. 0.72

00:55:15.480 But, but I've taken it upon myself most recently. 0.98

00:55:18.040 this is my new project to actually go through with every fucked up idea like skyjacking so now 0.70

00:55:23.660 like the the this idea was like okay uh i want to take on trophy hunting by promoting 0.84

00:55:31.540 tranquilizer darts right like what if these trophy hunters if it's so important to them 1.00

00:55:36.560 to to take a picture with an animal yeah shoot it with the fucking tranquilizer dart take your 1.00

00:55:41.860 picture let the fucking thing wake up why do you got to kill it wow that was my thinking so i'm 1.00

00:55:46.380 like all right now i want to make sense i want to promote tranquilizer darts so this will be fun i 1.00

00:55:51.140 want to like i'm gonna line up with one of my one of my buddies like uh you know maybe naked

00:55:57.140 whatever like we're at the track and field just like any good race on your market set they shoot 0.89

00:56:02.480 a gun but for us on your market set bang they shoot tranquilizer darts into our butt cheeks at

00:56:08.240 the exact same time at which point we sprint for distance right we run as fast as we can i would 0.94

00:56:14.660 So here we have like this epic, like high level fucking hilarious stunt that's actually like serving a purpose of like doing like some good in the world, you know?

00:56:26.340 So ostensibly we wanted to go out there to promote tranquilizer darts. 0.90

00:56:31.180 We're like, let's go out there where the trophy hunting is actually happening.

00:56:34.140 and um the uh the nspca the national society for prevention of cruelty to animals in uh south

00:56:43.300 africa we got a hold of them and they were like oh man really cool that you want to help animals

00:56:47.640 but we don't we don't back promoting what's called green hunting it's like when you shoot

00:56:52.980 the tranquilizer dart it's called so they don't back they're like you know that's kind of cruel 0.97

00:56:57.240 to fucking animals as well they said anytime with anesthesia like there's inherent risks you know 0.99

00:57:02.000 But less risk than a 50 caliber bullet to that. 1.00

00:57:05.280 Of course. 0.99

00:57:05.740 But they said, if you want to know what we promote, we promote leaving animals the fuck alone. 0.99

00:57:11.120 How about that? 0.98

00:57:12.100 You know, that's what we want to promote. 1.00

00:57:13.420 Let them chomp.

00:57:13.740 So how do you make content out of that exactly?

00:57:16.000 Well, this is what they said.

00:57:17.380 They said, we don't want to promote green hunting, but what we can do when you come out here, 0.99

00:57:23.740 we can organize a fucking, like a police sting to fucking arrest poachers. 0.99

00:57:31.000 Wow. 1.00

00:57:31.120 That's amazing. 1.00

00:57:31.780 fuck yeah and and so that sounds like oh my god you picture like poachers like killing rhinos and 0.99

00:57:36.760 shit but this was a little bit like smaller scale operation thank god they said they said there's 0.99

00:57:42.400 this uh this this the intersection where guys who have stolen turtles from the wild wild tortoises 0.99

00:57:51.840 like poaching them they're they're illegal illegally selling turtles to people who stop 0.65

00:57:58.360 at the intersection they're trying to like and we're gonna fucking go with the police everyone 0.96

00:58:01.880 in plain clothes i'm sorry at the intersection like where they sell churros downtown at the 0.98

00:58:06.540 intersection in south africa but instead they're selling turtles not selling fucking turtles they 0.96

00:58:11.360 come up to your car and they're like we got turtles hey man we got turtles two for five 0.99

00:58:14.700 you want a fucking turtle right now right i would wait i would hey man do you want a turtle if i i 0.95

00:58:19.200 mean i would always answer yes i love turtles i love turtles i like right but they but here 1.00

00:58:23.260 little do you know so they're gonna fucking arrest these sons of bitches right they're like 1.00

00:58:27.860 you know so so we go in there like we've put three days into this like of like planning with 1.00

00:58:33.620 like we're in their offices this and that they're like in the fucking cops and like once we have 0.98

00:58:37.780 documented we have them with the term then we're gonna say like the code word we're gonna fucking 0.99

00:58:42.180 we're gonna grab these fucking guys with the cops we're gonna arrest them and we're like fuck yeah 0.98

00:58:46.740 we're in so then the thing was like when i when it actually came the day to do it 1.00

00:58:50.940 no one had turtles no no no no no wait they always have fucking turtles 0.99

00:58:57.620 when it came the day everyone loves turtles wait when it came when it came the fucking day 1.00

00:59:03.660 to do it the the cops having found out that it was steve-o with his fucking crew of of uh 0.98

00:59:11.780 with cameras the cops backed out they're like no we don't want to we don't we can't have these 1.00

00:59:18.140 fucking american asshole is filming us so the cops backed out you would think that the bust would be 1.00

00:59:23.460 off but the fucking the the the animal rights people they were like oh well shit let's go 1.00

00:59:30.100 through it they're they're like let's just do it anyway because they so wanted like like me with 0.99

00:59:34.540 my platform with my project like to actually like you know help their cause so they so so so we we

00:59:43.140 We meet up and they're like, okay, the cops backed out and we had extensive discussions about the legality of this. 0.99

00:59:51.040 And we have determined that we can go through with it and we can deputize you to fuck it. 0.99

00:59:59.060 So now- 1.00

00:59:59.760 You're arresting them?

01:00:01.060 Now all of a sudden it's up to-

01:00:02.240 You are the sergeant of the Venezuelan army.

01:00:04.040 South Korean. 1.00

01:00:04.720 So now it's literally up to us to fucking arrest poachers in Africa with our bare hands. 1.00

01:00:14.180 This is the most fucking hilarious thing. 0.99

01:00:16.680 We call that flipping the switch in America. 0.98

01:00:18.960 We're like, dude, okay.

01:00:20.080 So thankfully, when we pulled up, the turtle people, first thing they did was say they have turtles. 0.98

01:00:27.960 But then one of them recognized one of these fucking animal rights dudes and then blew the whistle. 0.98

01:00:33.940 He's like, yo. 0.99

01:00:34.840 And so then all of a sudden they're like, no, we don't have turtles.

01:00:36.220 Can you imagine that scenario? 0.99

01:00:37.600 Steve walking up to the car and saying like, well, dude, if the guy got fucking turtles 0.98

01:00:41.420 in this car, I'm going to search the car. 0.99

01:00:42.920 So if you have turtles, you fucking tell me right now. 0.99

01:00:44.420 The guy comes up, the guy comes up to us. 0.99

01:00:46.340 It's a reverse sting.

01:00:47.520 So like the guy has got to come to us.

01:00:49.000 He's got to produce a turtle.

01:00:50.560 Oh, how big are the turtles?

01:00:51.660 It's like a drug bus, you know, like they're very, what's the price on them about?

01:00:56.280 They wanted 850 Rand, which is about 80 bucks.

01:00:59.140 Are they the, like, are they the tortoise or a turtle?

01:01:02.320 A tortoise.

01:01:02.860 a big old well they were like they range in size and then you eat them they cook them so the thing

01:01:09.380 and i'm sitting there thinking okay these people are like like their budget has gone into this

01:01:12.920 they're spread real thin like i cannot afford to have like uh to have this be a failure because of 0.93

01:01:19.100 me if a guy pulls out a fucking turtle he's going down i can't let these people down you know i'm 0.99

01:01:25.040 committed i'm just certain i'm fucking like but then they recognize the dude so i'm like fuck 0.99

01:01:30.500 we're not going to get the footage and and like and well the only thing is at least it wasn't my 0.96

01:01:35.100 fault you know at least i didn't do it but there are four of us out there the other two they're 0.93

01:01:41.380 like okay cool they go down to like another fucking intersection there were turros at that 0.97

01:01:47.320 intersection turtles the dude busts out a fucking couple turtles hey man they got them on camera 0.98

01:01:52.860 they said the go word meanwhile this is in south africa where like like there's this is the most 1.00

01:01:59.040 violent fucking country ever. 0.99

01:02:02.160 It's sketchy 1.00

01:02:03.140 as fuck. One of my friends out there just got 0.99

01:02:04.960 abducted. 1.00

01:02:06.220 My homeboy fucking 1.00

01:02:09.260 sees a turtle. He hears the code word. 1.00

01:02:11.500 What was the code word?

01:02:12.640 It's getting laid.

01:02:15.180 Like the negotiations have gone long enough.

01:02:17.300 We've got the evidence. The agent is getting laid.

01:02:19.320 Move in.

01:02:21.040 You're like, wait a sec.

01:02:22.120 My homeboy went

01:02:25.340 savage. 1.00

01:02:26.020 oh really my old boy went fucking savage 1.00

01:02:29.340 full send he fucking 0.99

01:02:30.500 and like and dude he's 0.99

01:02:33.140 going for it thank god he's not that

01:02:35.360 like good at fighting

01:02:36.700 or coordinated but dude

01:02:39.280 he committed to the point where the footage 0.99

01:02:41.320 is epic the fucking 0.99

01:02:42.920 the guy is the turtle tussle 1.00

01:02:45.280 the turtle

01:02:46.860 the turtle tussle

01:02:48.760 they're tussling dude 0.99

01:02:51.080 they're fucking fighting 0.98

01:02:52.580 he's like here's come with me he's like 1.00

01:02:54.520 fuck you motherfucker 1.00

01:02:55.580 you know 1.00

01:02:56.160 the dude doesn't

01:02:57.100 the dude's on

01:02:57.740 this was like

01:02:58.400 the ringleader too

01:02:59.560 whoa

01:03:00.060 you got the

01:03:01.360 you got the

01:03:02.080 El Chapo of turtles

01:03:03.120 he's going to prison dude

01:03:05.260 he's going to prison

01:03:06.100 he doesn't want to go to prison

01:03:07.040 my buddy's

01:03:07.820 tussling 1.00

01:03:08.500 my buddy eats shit 0.99

01:03:09.600 one of the animals 0.99

01:03:10.400 sorry what was the last part

01:03:11.400 did he literally

01:03:11.980 no

01:03:12.680 I never know 1.00

01:03:14.560 this guy's fucking 0.99

01:03:16.360 then the 1.00

01:03:17.260 the animal rights lady 1.00

01:03:18.840 fucking keeps chasing 1.00

01:03:19.780 motherfucker pulls a knife 1.00

01:03:21.280 oh whoa 1.00

01:03:22.080 motherfucker pulls a knife 1.00

01:03:23.080 he's like yeah 1.00

01:03:23.480 you want to arrest me

01:03:24.360 And she's like, I'm good, you know, like, so, so he's got all kinds of, you know, he

01:03:30.480 got away, but, but then the cops came in after the fact and we have all the evidence.

01:03:35.380 So they'll nab the guy for pulling the knife and like all this and that, like, imagine 0.99

01:03:39.720 like, and we've rescued some fucking turtles, man. 0.99

01:03:42.080 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:03:42.520 You know what you can do when someone pulls a knife on you? 0.93

01:03:45.020 You skyjack in their face.

01:03:47.640 It's worked for me. 0.99

01:03:48.600 If my homeboy was, was better at wrestling, like if it was you, you'd have got stabbed. 0.99

01:03:54.360 Because you'd have the guy, you would have had him fucking pin him down, and you would 1.00

01:03:58.200 have fucking got his knife fucking stabbed. 1.00

01:04:00.040 Not a vice guy jack in his face. 1.00

01:04:01.560 Logan Paul, dude. 0.98

01:04:02.620 Logan Paul would have been stabbed by a turtle poacher.

01:04:06.520 So you're seriously kind of badass though. 0.98

01:04:09.080 That might be one of the things that you look back on and you're like, damn, I'm glad I 0.99

01:04:11.920 got stabbed by that turtle poacher. 0.99

01:04:13.800 Right.

01:04:14.420 Steve-O, so you're about the animals.

01:04:17.340 Steve-O is for the animals.

01:04:18.820 And you want to catch poachers.

01:04:21.860 And you also had this idea for green hunting.

01:04:23.480 Me and Logan were talking yesterday about this.

01:04:26.080 We want to set up a group of people that actually go and green hunt the poachers. 0.95

01:04:31.640 So, like, we actually shoot the poachers with tranquilizer darts.

01:04:34.540 I don't remember having this conversation with you.

01:04:37.060 You were indisposed, but nonetheless. 0.99

01:04:39.560 There are poacher hunters.

01:04:41.400 And technically, we were doing that sort of. 0.97

01:04:45.160 But as far as shooting them. 0.98

01:04:46.980 With tranquilizers. 0.99

01:04:48.300 With tranquilizers.

01:04:48.880 Blow darts.

01:04:50.580 I'm sure it's happened.

01:04:51.840 but I just can't 0.99

01:04:53.360 like I can't fuck with that 0.99

01:04:54.340 that's intense 0.98

01:04:54.900 yeah

01:04:55.260 they can fire back

01:04:56.840 not to

01:04:57.360 change the subject

01:04:59.100 but speaking of turtles

01:05:00.320 Steve-O

01:05:00.840 is there any chance

01:05:01.780 that the earth

01:05:03.200 is floating through space

01:05:04.300 on a turtle's back

01:05:05.240 I mean

01:05:07.540 in some

01:05:08.300 quantum realm

01:05:09.700 I'm sure that

01:05:10.520 what about in this realm

01:05:11.700 what about in this

01:05:12.380 what shape do you think

01:05:13.420 the earth is

01:05:13.940 I'm just gonna get to the point

01:05:15.020 what shape

01:05:15.280 I'm gonna go with round

01:05:17.760 okay

01:05:18.220 we're gonna table

01:05:19.920 that discussion

01:05:20.320 I'm not

01:05:21.000 I'm not a flat earther.

01:05:22.280 No,

01:05:22.720 we're going to table that discussion,

01:05:23.720 but you do know about the conversation.

01:05:25.100 Yeah,

01:05:25.740 sure.

01:05:26.280 Yeah.

01:05:26.500 I think it's hilarious.

01:05:27.740 So,

01:05:28.080 and,

01:05:28.320 and,

01:05:28.480 and I was fortunate to go in,

01:05:31.000 you know,

01:05:31.380 actually faster than the speed of sound in a Russian MIG fighter jet to the

01:05:38.540 edge of the earth's atmosphere,

01:05:40.540 not the edge of the earth though,

01:05:41.980 the edge of the earth's atmosphere,

01:05:43.140 like a,

01:05:44.100 like a commercial flight flies like 90 or 30,000 feet.

01:05:48.160 I was 90,000 feet. 0.94

01:05:50.140 shit and that's really high yeah in russia and like so it's like sunny out you know it's like 0.98

01:05:57.260 like noon blue sky perfect sun i went fucking firing up to the edge of the earth's atmosphere 0.99

01:06:03.420 to the point where it's straight night you know and i'm looking at the earth from the fucking 0.96

01:06:09.280 russian mig fighter jet at the edge of the earth's atmosphere and i can tell you did you see 0.80

01:06:14.460 curvature would you look at that i have a i have a i have a question switching gears again

01:06:22.800 would is there a stunt that we could all join in that you have on and that's that's not done yet

01:06:29.300 steve-o can you put a staple in my leg right now i mean i think you can do that well hey check this

01:06:34.600 out check this out so during this podcast i actually drew a self-portrait of you or it's

01:06:40.060 a self-portrait it's a portrait of you that's accurate this is this is pretty good my depiction

01:06:45.260 of steve-o i like it and um since steve-o again you you inspired me growing up to do stunts and

01:06:51.160 and things on the internet which i can partially thank you for my my career and the things that

01:06:56.200 i've done i felt it was only appropriate if we did a stunt right now if you if you're down

01:07:01.540 all right i mean sure let's wrap it up with a stunt i want you to staple this to my face 0.95

01:07:06.780 staple it to your face 0.97

01:07:08.240 I have a stapler here

01:07:09.540 you really want it 0.96

01:07:11.280 stapled to your face

01:07:12.700 I want you to do it

01:07:13.640 I've never seen him

01:07:14.400 this responsible

01:07:14.960 really

01:07:15.440 I want you to

01:07:16.180 staple this picture

01:07:17.940 of you that I drew

01:07:18.760 to my face

01:07:19.440 get a deep breath

01:07:20.840 hey does Jeff know

01:07:21.740 about this

01:07:22.320 the picture of Steve

01:07:23.780 it's been cleared

01:07:25.320 by the team

01:07:25.720 like on my cheek

01:07:27.300 what do you think

01:07:27.720 of that 1.00

01:07:28.240 is that stupid 1.00

01:07:28.840 what do you think 1.00

01:07:31.840 I would be like

01:07:33.000 I would be a little

01:07:33.740 nervous about it

01:07:34.420 going into a tooth

01:07:35.280 tooth or something

01:07:35.880 no the cheek

01:07:36.580 right on the other side

01:07:40.560 how about up top on the hairline

01:07:42.720 like over here

01:07:43.880 is it forehead

01:07:44.960 the skull is right next to the skin

01:07:49.260 yeah right

01:07:49.940 I don't think there's any really good spots

01:07:52.600 I need you on my body somewhere

01:07:54.440 where are we stapling 0.84

01:07:55.180 you tell me 0.88

01:07:55.900 how about full nip 1.00

01:07:58.700 oh shit 1.00

01:08:02.040 that's almost worse 1.00

01:08:03.420 that sounds like what we call full send

01:08:05.320 Steve-O

01:08:06.100 Okay

01:08:07.320 How about

01:08:08.040 No no no

01:08:08.540 The answer is yes 0.99

01:08:09.560 Of course I'm doing my nipple 0.99

01:08:10.640 Oh my god though 0.99

01:08:12.560 Yeah I know man 1.00

01:08:13.700 I have a BB in my nipple still 0.99

01:08:15.440 You're lying 1.00

01:08:16.360 Yeah dude

01:08:16.880 Check it out

01:08:17.260 Right here

01:08:18.760 Oh my god

01:08:22.880 Yeah it's been there for eight years

01:08:24.360 Goodness

01:08:24.720 That was the video I referenced

01:08:26.040 I said I saw you get a BB gun

01:08:27.680 It's still in there

01:08:28.720 Do you set metal detectors off

01:08:30.440 At the airport

01:08:30.960 No

01:08:31.060 Any intentions of taking the BB out

01:08:33.200 God no 1.00

01:08:33.820 I love that fucking thing 1.00

01:08:35.220 God, here we go. 1.00

01:08:36.720 Sell it and get some money if you're ever in trouble.

01:08:39.160 I like your commitment to the face. 0.98

01:08:41.060 I remember the first fucking, the first idea that I pitched for Jackass 3. 0.97

01:08:50.520 I was like, gee, I showed up at the office and I'm like, dude, Knoxville. 0.99

01:08:53.680 I had this fucking dream. 0.97

01:08:55.640 It was last night. 1.00

01:08:56.880 I had this fucking dream. 0.99

01:08:58.240 And in my dream, we're on the movie set. 0.99

01:09:00.760 and the director has got a sharpie marker 0.99

01:09:03.700 and he's drawing a fucking... 1.00

01:09:05.560 Dick. 1.00

01:09:06.140 No, he's drawing a dartboard on my face. 1.00

01:09:08.400 Like, what the fuck, you know? 1.00

01:09:09.340 He's like with a circle and the fucking... 1.00

01:09:11.500 And then, like, the implication in my dream 0.99

01:09:13.820 was that they were going to just...

01:09:15.100 You guys are going to throw darts at my face.

01:09:18.180 And Noxo said,

01:09:19.700 Mr. O, I applaud your commitment,

01:09:22.000 but that's dark even for us.

01:09:24.580 And then...

01:09:25.340 That's how you know you pull the plug, yeah.

01:09:27.960 So then I was like, 0.98

01:09:30.040 I was not fucking giving up. 1.00

01:09:31.580 I've waited for the director to show up, and he's just an evil bastard. 1.00

01:09:35.160 So the director shows up. 0.99

01:09:36.020 What's his name?

01:09:36.600 Jeff Tremaine.

01:09:37.320 I've had a meeting with him.

01:09:38.520 Yeah.

01:09:39.000 A couple.

01:09:39.580 He's – 0.95

01:09:39.820 So, yeah, he's an evil person.

01:09:42.560 So Tremaine walks in, and I tell him the idea.

01:09:46.140 He says, I like it.

01:09:48.060 But the problem is that the lawyers aren't going to approve it because it's imitatable.

01:09:53.980 Like if something's easily imitatable, then there's liability concerns.

01:09:58.080 So then now we're all together in the room and Knoxville says, oh, well, there is this guy who can like – named Will the Farter. 0.99

01:10:06.180 And so like I was talking to him about like doing – with his asshole. 1.00

01:10:11.780 He can play the trumpet out of his ass. 1.00

01:10:13.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:14.000 And do a blow dart gun. 1.00

01:10:15.780 But blow darts out of the blow dart gun with his asshole, like farting on command. 1.00

01:10:21.100 That is incredible. 1.00

01:10:21.780 And he's like, he says it wouldn't be imitatable if he blew a dart out of his fucking asshole into your face with a blow dart gun. 1.00

01:10:30.480 So that was the first thing we filmed. 1.00

01:10:32.040 I can see it.

01:10:32.660 How did you discover you can do that?

01:10:34.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:34.940 Dude, that was fucking crazy. 0.98

01:10:37.220 The guys there were talking to him. 1.00

01:10:38.940 He was like born without an asshole. 1.00

01:10:41.560 I hate to see that. 1.00

01:10:42.380 It's a weird shit. 1.00

01:10:43.260 I hate to see that. 1.00

01:10:44.200 I couldn't imagine. 0.99

01:10:45.320 He's one of the guys he shits out of his belly button. 1.00

01:10:47.640 Is that how he shits? 1.00

01:10:48.080 I don't know if he shits out of his belly button. 1.00

01:10:49.560 I made that up. 1.00

01:10:50.240 I was taking a fucking set. 0.99

01:10:51.340 I think they had a- 0.98

01:10:52.240 I apologize.

01:10:53.840 They had like some weird thing.

01:10:56.380 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:57.220 The peck is the way to go.

01:10:58.940 Listen, an opportunity to take your shirt off. 1.00

01:11:01.120 Steve, let's staple the fucking thing to his face. 1.00

01:11:02.860 Cut the shit. 1.00

01:11:03.500 No, no, no. 1.00

01:11:04.220 Cut the fucking shit. 1.00

01:11:05.120 Am I really about to staple Steve's face to my nipple? 1.00

01:11:07.640 Let's go to the nipple. 1.00

01:11:08.200 Holy shit. 1.00

01:11:09.280 All right. 0.99

01:11:10.040 I'll give it a little playbook right here.

01:11:11.780 All right, so this is going to be the big ender?

01:11:13.720 Are we going to do an outro with this?

01:11:15.220 Yeah, we're all going to skyjack it.

01:11:16.620 All right, all right, all right. 1.00

01:11:17.200 On fucking- 0.99

01:11:17.980 While everyone's getting ready for the epic staple. 1.00

01:11:20.440 Oh, shit, wait, hold up. 1.00

01:11:22.680 Nah, never mind. 0.99

01:11:23.640 Okay, so I'm going to do my little sign-off here.

01:11:28.120 Please, please.

01:11:28.760 Let us know what's going on. 1.00

01:11:30.240 If you want to see the fucked up shit 1.00

01:11:31.900 and hear the rest of the ideas for the bucket list 1.00

01:11:33.820 and actually see Skyjacking and the rest of it,

01:11:37.000 then my tour dates are on my website.

01:11:40.180 We're going to put it in the description.

01:11:42.080 All this is in the description, guys.

01:11:43.560 And, yeah, New York State.

01:11:45.040 I'm all over New York State the rest of this month.

01:11:46.980 Miami next.

01:11:48.500 And, yeah, follow me on Instagram.

01:11:50.160 Go see Steve-O.

01:11:51.360 You got any shows in L.A.?

01:11:52.820 January 15th.

01:11:54.220 Let's go.

01:11:54.800 Let's go.

01:11:55.600 Hollywood Improv.

01:11:56.080 We're coming.

01:11:56.640 All right.

01:11:56.980 Are we invited?

01:11:57.940 Of course you are.

01:11:58.920 Hell yeah.

01:11:59.580 January 15th, Hollywood Improv.

01:12:01.880 Okay.

01:12:02.700 Let's go. 1.00

01:12:03.240 Let's see how many I can pump in there. 1.00

01:12:04.620 Woo. 0.92

01:12:05.140 We're going for multiple.

01:12:06.040 More than one.

01:12:06.860 All right.

01:12:07.100 Yeah, it's got to stay on.

01:12:07.960 Oh, wait. 1.00

01:12:08.640 Fuck. 1.00

01:12:09.040 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:12:10.500 Wow. 1.00

01:12:11.120 Get it.

01:12:11.360 Get it.

01:12:12.480 Get it.

01:12:13.720 Stay still. 1.00

01:12:14.820 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:12:16.500 Oh, there it is. 1.00

01:12:17.440 There it is.

01:12:18.320 Oh, my God.

01:12:19.000 I got four of them

01:12:21.120 I got four in 0.59

01:12:23.000 did you get one in the nipple you might have to have one just for 0.85

01:12:25.140 just for keepsake 0.95

01:12:26.120 thank you Steve-o

01:12:28.280 I'm thoroughly impressed by your pad dude

01:12:31.560 thank you

01:12:32.380 I've only been able to do it because of my phenomenal

01:12:35.720 audience and being able to do

01:12:37.740 what I love has been absolutely incredible

01:12:39.460 thanks to you dude seriously

01:12:40.800 I'll tell you man

01:12:41.800 you got me inspired dude

01:12:44.880 you got me inspired to really turn up the heat 1.00

01:12:47.820 on the fucking 0.99

01:12:48.720 on the content 1.00

01:12:49.760 Sky Jack all over him

01:12:51.400 Steve-O 1.00

01:12:51.800 don't let him fuck with you 0.99

01:12:53.100 thank you guys 0.99

01:12:54.000 for listening to this

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01:13:07.000 with Steve-O

01:13:07.460 is a wrap

01:13:08.000 again thank you

01:13:08.760 for watching

01:13:09.440 I love you

01:13:09.820 take it easy man

01:13:10.240 see ya

01:13:11.060 alright so

01:13:12.480 Steve-O's face is 0.99

01:13:13.760 no longer on my nipple 0.82

01:13:15.440 we decided for sanitary reasons 1.00

01:13:17.080 To remove it

01:13:18.580 It's on the wall

01:13:19.160 It's on the wall now

01:13:19.960 It is on the impulsive

01:13:20.760 Wall of fame

01:13:21.580 By the way

01:13:22.040 I gotta tell you

01:13:22.660 That is a great 0.98

01:13:23.300 Fucking drawing dude 0.99

01:13:24.180 It is 0.99

01:13:24.560 It's not bad right

01:13:25.280 Yeah

01:13:26.300 Everything's just like

01:13:27.280 Everything's accurate

01:13:27.820 Except the glasses

01:13:28.560 Are a little circular

01:13:29.480 Yeah

01:13:29.920 Other than that

01:13:31.120 Perfect

01:13:31.440 Alright so yo

01:13:32.280 It's not gonna take long

01:13:34.040 I just wanna know

01:13:34.720 Real quick

01:13:35.260 When you guys would do

01:13:36.600 Stunts on the set of Jackass

01:13:37.900 Were they real

01:13:38.660 When you guys would

01:13:39.220 Surprise each other

01:13:40.020 Are those real

01:13:40.820 Or is it not acting

01:13:41.820 Yeah

01:13:42.380 We didn't 0.99

01:13:43.680 Fake shit 0.99

01:13:44.940 No 1.00

01:13:45.520 it's like fuck fake shit dude 1.00

01:13:48.240 yeah that was real 1.00

01:13:49.200 yeah that was a great question but kind of sucked 1.00

01:13:51.840 what about fake tits 1.00

01:13:53.460 phony malonies 1.00

01:13:55.520 sometimes

01:13:59.720 sometimes 0.94

01:14:01.320 titties are hurting and they need some help 0.85

01:14:03.780 you know 0.98

01:14:04.100 it sucks when you can tell where the real 0.72

01:14:07.720 part ends and the fake 0.99

01:14:09.660 part begins it also sucks 0.52

01:14:11.820 when like they're

01:14:13.820 so like

01:14:14.820 Hard

01:14:15.980 It's almost like a turtle shell 1.00

01:14:18.660 Stuffed under the fucking skin 1.00

01:14:20.740 But 1.00

01:14:21.900 Sometimes you're going to take perfectly good titties 0.96

01:14:25.740 And you're going to ruin them 0.93

01:14:26.620 And sometimes they actually need help

01:14:28.900 So it's a case by case basis 0.95

01:14:30.840 Speaking of titties 0.97

01:14:32.680 STDs 0.99

01:14:34.080 Have you ever killed an STD with vodka?

01:14:38.780 You ever

01:14:39.220 You're off fire 1.00

01:14:40.400 You've never fucked 1.00

01:14:43.500 And then been like shit 1.00

01:14:44.720 I definitely have something and then you 1.00

01:14:46.700 you take vodka and just rub it on

01:14:48.960 you

01:14:49.140 does anyone feel like that's

01:14:52.340 I've done it I'll be honest with you I've done it a couple hundred times

01:14:55.500 I've definitely

01:14:56.860 alcohol anything with alcohol

01:14:58.520 even one time milk just because I was just like

01:15:01.080 I don't know

01:15:01.700 milk I feel like I was with you and you tried to

01:15:04.880 convince me to do the same because why not

01:15:07.140 but it was

01:15:07.960 almond milk

01:15:09.240 are you tied with MGK

01:15:12.480 he has a song I'm a wild boy 0.99

01:15:14.580 call me steve-o bitch yeah he uh did a tattoo on me with a bb gun he he tattooed you yeah i got him 0.97

01:15:23.560 to uh to uh draw a smiley face with a bb gun and then smeared tattooing i smeared the ink but 0.99

01:15:31.700 that's that that's dope nice it's on the booty holy shit that's amazing right next to steve-o's 0.71

01:15:38.100 most infamous tattoo ever that says your name your name yes i did i did a couple videos with

01:15:44.380 the mgk i love colson colson's a friend we're both from uh ohio yeah dude you know is it true 0.98

01:15:51.280 that you change your ways because someone told you that you'd have to answer for the shit that 0.54

01:15:56.020 you do wrong on this planet is that one of the reasons that that was uh my motivation for um 0.80

01:16:01.860 initially stopping to eat meat yeah yeah yeah that's what i was gonna ask why vegan um kip said

01:16:08.640 you had a story that you've like walked out on something i don't oh yeah yeah yeah that was

01:16:13.860 This is something that I talked about in his What the Health documentary.

01:16:18.460 Yeah.

01:16:19.120 I'm not sure I agree with their theory that eating sugar doesn't cause diabetes.

01:16:26.480 Was that?

01:16:26.980 Yeah, that is one of the arguments they made.

01:16:28.540 I think that's a controversial theory.

01:16:30.480 Yeah, I agree.

01:16:31.280 And that only eating animal products is responsible for diabetes, and that eating sugar is okay.

01:16:37.980 Oh, yeah.

01:16:38.440 I think that's a dangerous message.

01:16:40.920 I think it's a dangerous message.

01:16:42.300 I agree.

01:16:42.900 I think that people who are motivated by compassion, who want to be careful not to be cruel to animals, and that that's their reason for going vegan, should be candid about that.

01:16:56.160 Yeah.

01:16:56.400 I think that trying to really be like, oh, no, if you eat meat, that's what's going to give you—I mean, I don't know. 0.56

01:17:02.800 I just think people like – the vegan community has, I think, put forth some pretty incorrect shit because they're motivated by wanting to be nice to animals. 0.94

01:17:17.080 And I just think that – let's just call it what it is. 0.96

01:17:20.080 Let's be nice to animals and don't try to twist the science in certain ways.

01:17:25.280 So is that the motivation?

01:17:25.640 Because, I mean, I don't know. 0.98

01:17:26.860 I don't even know why I'm talking shit about this right now. 0.96

01:17:29.360 But, but I just like, cause I was in that documentary and then, um, and then, uh, I was 0.96

01:17:35.580 like, Hmm, actually I Googled up and, and there are like videos, uh, people are saying 0.90

01:17:41.480 I'm vegan and like, what a lot of shit in that documentary just wasn't true. 0.87

01:17:46.840 Is it that it's not true? 0.99

01:17:48.060 Is it that it's not true, Steve-O?

01:17:50.180 Or would you say that it's not yet proven?

01:17:52.560 Do you know what I'm saying?

01:17:53.300 Because I feel like a lot of the studies on the, on it and, and Spencer knows everything

01:17:57.280 about this.

01:17:57.780 If you look into the What the Health documentary that I was in, like, you know, and maybe the people who are wrong, but there is certainly some dispute about the facts that they put forth in that documentary.

01:18:11.020 Yeah, well, there's some definitely intense arguments, but on the other end, there's some great arguments that prove that consuming, like bacon, like the World Health Organization put bacon and sausage on a list of carcinogenics.

01:18:24.120 Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

01:18:24.800 So if you eat those, it's proven by the world.

01:18:27.100 Any process to me.

01:18:28.560 Yeah, any process to me.

01:18:29.140 I buy that.

01:18:29.960 I completely buy that.

01:18:31.320 Yeah, right.

01:18:31.900 And, yeah, I love it.

01:18:34.500 And I think, you know, I thought the Cowspiracy Dogma is great.

01:18:37.860 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:39.140 I just get a little bit frustrated when I'm like, fuck, you know, like. 0.99

01:18:44.380 Yeah, whenever it goes to that extreme. 0.99

01:18:46.320 Are you twisting science?

01:18:47.640 Are you twisting facts?

01:18:49.140 Because you have one motivation.

01:18:50.780 And so then, like, you know.

01:18:52.740 Yeah, whenever you go to that extreme.

01:18:54.800 It just – it pushes people away further like you were saying earlier. 1.00

01:18:58.140 When I saw the videos of people saying, I'm vegan and that fucking – that vegan documentary is bullshit. 1.00

01:19:05.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:19:05.840 Do you ever crave Whoppers?

01:19:07.340 It pisses me off.

01:19:07.960 Yeah, I love Whoppers.

01:19:08.840 I know you do.

01:19:09.660 Do you still crave them?

01:19:11.400 I haven't like – I don't think about much, but I used to love Whoppers.

01:19:16.860 I have a creepy Steve-O story.

01:19:18.520 Oh, yeah, really?

01:19:19.060 Yeah, dude.

01:19:19.880 And it segues off this perfectly.

01:19:21.960 uh so there's a fast food vegan spot that's pretty pretty hot uh that but veggie grill

01:19:29.320 oh yeah okay i lived in hollywood and one day you walked into veggie grill i was eating

01:19:33.600 and i was like oh steve-o like super inspired you know but i was like i don't like approaching

01:19:39.040 celebrities especially when they're eating like it's weird so i was just like all right i'm just

01:19:43.140 gonna watch them eat veggie grill so i just watched you so he voyeurism do instead of taking

01:19:48.200 I didn't really watch you, but I was just like, dude, it's dope.

01:19:51.180 The universe, like, inside of me, I was like, yo, hey, you're going to meet him again someday.

01:19:56.840 That's dope.

01:19:57.680 I wish a lot of people would get that message.

01:20:00.020 Have you ever been, like, just so, um, just had such an urge to make a video about, like, the etiquette of people taking photos with you? 0.96

01:20:11.740 Like, for God fucking sakes, have it on selfie. 0.98

01:20:16.300 How fucking difficult is that? 0.99

01:20:17.560 That is a bad one. 0.98

01:20:19.820 Especially when it's like, so they go up to you like, hey, can I take a photo? 1.00

01:20:23.200 And then they start pulling their fucking phone out. 0.98

01:20:25.680 And then they ask your buddy, hey, can you take this? 1.00

01:20:29.000 No. 1.00

01:20:29.560 It's not my buddy's fucking job to take your fucking photo. 1.00

01:20:32.500 It's the age of the selfie, pal. 1.00

01:20:34.400 You fucking put it on selfie. 1.00

01:20:35.700 Have it fucking ready and pop off. 1.00

01:20:38.000 Pop the fucking selfie. 1.00

01:20:39.940 Get the fuck away from it. 1.00

01:20:43.140 It's the age of the selfie, pal. 1.00

01:20:45.100 Take a fucking selfie. 1.00

01:20:46.540 Be ready. 1.00

01:20:47.560 Pop that thing off

01:20:50.400 Some of them are shaking too

01:20:51.900 But that's okay

01:20:54.600 They're nervous

01:20:55.260 But he made a conscious decision

01:20:58.300 A couple years ago

01:20:59.260 To attempt to stop stopping

01:21:02.180 For pictures even

01:21:03.140 So when you take a picture

01:21:04.500 He says okay

01:21:05.760 Take the picture and then let me continue

01:21:09.940 Just cause you know if you're at the mall

01:21:11.160 You stop every five minutes

01:21:14.060 You can't get anything done

01:21:15.200 And then you get stopped

01:21:16.280 I also have one rule.

01:21:18.380 My one rule is that I will not take pictures with people if I'm eating.

01:21:22.420 Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

01:21:24.720 That's basic.

01:21:25.360 And I say it nicely.

01:21:26.400 I go, yo, I appreciate you.

01:21:27.840 Thank you.

01:21:28.680 I have a rule.

01:21:29.320 I don't take pictures with people when I'm eating.

01:21:31.040 If you wait until I'm done, I'll do it. 0.99

01:21:33.100 But then that sucks even more because now you're eating and you know that there's this fucking creepy, like, lingering, fucking lurking. 1.00

01:21:40.760 It's like just fucking, you know? 0.99

01:21:41.760 So you didn't even know that I was creepy lingering. 0.99

01:21:43.820 I was just creepy lingering, bro.

01:21:46.000 you see him like pinking around corners like and you're like is he done yet right but yeah no i

01:21:53.520 never turned down a picture but i just get fucking frustrated when people just can't 0.79

01:21:58.080 like have it have it ready and fucking make it easy i i agree i also try to empathize as hard 0.90

01:22:04.680 as i can but also can relate to you on a on a very deep level because yeah um but you know i 0.94

01:22:10.920 think does anyone else have anything you want to ask uh i think i feel like it's good we've kept

01:22:14.840 to here a long time.

01:22:15.540 I do.

01:22:15.860 I'm stoked, man.

01:22:16.580 Yo, seriously.

01:22:16.960 Thank you, bro.

01:22:17.780 Hey, dude.

01:22:18.300 It's a pleasure.

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01:22:20.920 Yeah.

01:22:21.400 Yeah.

01:22:21.660 Again, links for all this stuff

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01:22:24.920 Check out Steve-O.

01:22:25.860 Buy tickets to his tour.

01:22:27.120 Yeah, dude.

01:22:27.580 Again, thank you, my man.

01:22:28.600 I do the free meet and greet

01:22:29.680 after every show, too, man.

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01:22:35.020 That's so cool.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 08, 2018

HOW STEVE-O LOST HIS PENIS - IMPAULSIVE EP. 10

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