Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Dax Flame Breaks Character, Roasts Logan Paul & Mike Majlak, Teases Project X TWO

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00:02:12.340 I'm going to have you roast me, and I won't take it personal. 0.97

00:02:14.420 You have a controversial reputation.

00:02:16.380 Just keep building on that, though.

00:02:17.640 Well, the obvious thing is just to say, like, Japan.

00:02:19.920 Oh, God. No, stop, stop, stop, stop. 0.97

00:02:21.460 How about just go for something apparent that you can see?

00:02:24.280 Okay, okay. Weird hat.

00:02:26.640 You ain't never coming back from that one.

00:02:29.220 The internet is buzzing about this question. Are you in character?

00:02:34.020 What's your body count? I'm sorry, bro. Well, what is it?

00:02:46.740 Oh, these are rocky chairs, dude. Yeah, these are. Oh my god. That is crazy, bro. No way.

00:02:55.140 Yo, this is making it hit so much harder right now.

00:02:57.580 You can't say that.

00:02:58.480 Yeah, I can.

00:02:58.920 No, you can't.

00:02:59.300 Yes, I can.

00:02:59.960 There's no cameras.

00:03:00.920 Use a drug addiction.

00:03:02.460 Have you tried these, Dex?

00:03:03.860 What is it?

00:03:04.760 They're oil pads.

00:03:06.100 No.

00:03:06.640 They take oil from your face and blot it away so you're not as shiny.

00:03:11.300 Okay. 0.98

00:03:11.780 Dude, they're sick. 0.84

00:03:13.020 Do you have oily skin naturally?

00:03:14.600 I don't know.

00:03:16.280 It doesn't look like it.

00:03:17.240 Okay, thank you.

00:03:18.200 Me, though, bro?

00:03:19.540 I got all tons of stuff that's wrong with me, bro.

00:03:22.680 Flat feet. 0.97

00:03:24.500 Colorblind.

00:03:25.140 poor vision i had to get lasik three times now wow what happened to your eye oh my this eye

00:03:30.700 you wouldn't believe it oh what happened i actually just i well i got scratched okay

00:03:37.860 got scratched i just came from a little tussle he was just in a street fight earlier this morning

00:03:42.460 okay actually dax i'd like to lead you into this over the past 12 hours we've had

00:03:45.980 a pretty eventful half a day here okay so yesterday logan took part in uh the the national

00:03:54.200 tetris championships so he actually went head to head with some of the greatest

00:03:58.260 cool tetris players that's one of the only video games i play that a boy yeah that a boy so he

00:04:04.180 yeah i played tetris gyms cool cool i've never played that it's fun so he did that last night

00:04:11.700 last night then uh just i'm sorry i'm sorry i just can't i can't focus because dylan's

00:04:17.840 jabbering sorry were you telling me that no it's a podcast you just you're being salim

00:04:22.480 Am I talking? 0.92

00:04:23.780 Did it start?

00:04:24.380 It started.

00:04:25.140 It did start.

00:04:26.320 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:04:26.840 We suck, dude. 0.93

00:04:27.880 Do you want to wear headphones? 0.99

00:04:28.940 I'm going to choose.

00:04:29.440 I don't like to wear headphones.

00:04:30.320 No worries.

00:04:30.880 Because the hair.

00:04:31.440 It's great.

00:04:32.180 Just because it distracts me.

00:04:34.140 Oh, it does the opposite for me.

00:04:35.640 But that's fine.

00:04:36.480 I'll try them on for a second.

00:04:37.800 No, don't.

00:04:38.260 If you don't like them, don't wear them.

00:04:39.620 Let's see.

00:04:40.160 Let's see what it does to you.

00:04:41.840 Do you feel distracted?

00:04:42.840 Yeah, I don't like them.

00:04:43.360 Yeah, do you really? 1.00

00:04:44.080 Get rid of those fuckers, dude. 1.00

00:04:45.180 Yeah, fuck them, dude. 1.00

00:04:45.660 Actually, you know what? 1.00

00:04:46.700 Do we have another pick?

00:04:47.440 Can he break those right now?

00:04:49.300 Get him out of here.

00:04:52.320 Give him a pair of headphones to break.

00:04:54.420 Give him something to break.

00:04:55.080 Yeah, just give him.

00:04:56.000 It doesn't matter what it is.

00:04:56.780 Just give him something to break.

00:04:58.340 Yeah, that's fine.

00:04:59.220 Maybe just snap those if you can.

00:05:01.480 Well, nice throat, Dylan.

00:05:02.500 God.

00:05:02.860 People don't use these anymore?

00:05:04.060 No, you just.

00:05:05.300 Caleb's new dog, too.

00:05:06.320 There you go.

00:05:08.200 We don't mess with headphones.

00:05:10.320 Or we could do a giveaway.

00:05:11.580 Maybe someone would want to use them.

00:05:12.560 Or we give away broken.

00:05:14.040 Oh, they're completely broken?

00:05:15.100 I mean, look at the chew bite.

00:05:16.220 Caleb's new dog.

00:05:16.880 doberman right yeah yeah so so he put that a boy dax yeah there you go take it out take it out on

00:05:25.000 those things and then uh they were already broken so it's fine yeah yeah 100 we will have to send

00:05:30.380 you an invoice but um so so he does this the tetris championships yesterday plays gave it his

00:05:36.980 all unfortunately wasn't able to get the job done he lost a green scooter or something like that

00:05:41.660 long story he's got a whole documentary coming out about it about tetris tetris the championships

00:05:46.340 yeah like a full documentary yeah well a youtube doc you know like a cool 15 minutes like uh okay

00:05:51.940 i'm trying to tell a cool story that's cool trying to become world champ yeah i didn't do it i didn't

00:05:56.160 well that's awesome thanks man what is it gonna be called what's it gonna be called i'm actually 0.93

00:06:00.340 uh drafting titles as we speak okay uh i competed in the world tetris championships i got my ass 0.97

00:06:05.140 kicked by a 14 year old tetris champion something like that can you use ass in a title no no you're 0.94

00:06:10.720 right you're right dex youtube ledge og by the way thank you we're gonna get into all of it bro 0.98

00:06:15.840 his name's blue scooty i didn't mean to disrespect him i shouldn't it's not green scooter i'm sorry

00:06:20.280 so we do that we had a nice dinner last night i went out very random evening last night in los

00:06:25.180 angeles uh kevin connelly from entourage leo was out nas the rapper for me it was like a big

00:06:31.780 nostalgic night and i got to spend time with all these people it was a great night woke up this

00:06:35.880 morning to find out that he want really wanted to get into a street fight against a 260 pound man

00:06:42.120 Certified hitmakers.

00:06:43.000 That's right.

00:06:44.020 I'm a United States champ, you know?

00:06:46.580 Had to stand on business.

00:06:47.560 It was, is that, so that's for wrestling?

00:06:50.780 That's for WWE, yeah.

00:06:51.800 And is that, what is that?

00:06:53.580 What is that?

00:06:54.220 That's the United States Championship belt.

00:06:55.700 Cool.

00:06:56.080 Pick it up.

00:07:01.640 Got some girth, huh?

00:07:02.940 It's girthy.

00:07:05.540 I know.

00:07:06.340 Dax Flame, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Impulsive.

00:07:08.260 thanks for coming on unbelievable thanks for joining us here in hollywood thank you

00:07:16.180 you ever been in a street fight nope no ever get close to one what's the closest you ever got

00:07:23.060 you ever call someone's sister ugly no you seem super nice thank you yeah is that true

00:07:29.660 do you have a girlfriend no why not uh i've just been single a long time yeah i haven't been dating

00:07:36.220 lately are you a virgin no that a boy well i just had to ask bro just you seem so sweet dax you seem

00:07:43.380 like you seem so innocent like a man of christ type thing like awesome just good morals and

00:07:48.100 everything about you it's just i like and and and and that's not to say like that like virgins are

00:07:54.780 like that i i just like i just had to ask because i know i know what people are going to want to

00:07:58.900 know about you you know what's your body count i'm sorry about well what is it uh next question

00:08:06.460 okay yeah fair fair fair sorry dax sorry well uh uh okay so no dating uh do you enjoy

00:08:15.860 your your your space like the solitude of of of being in your own space and being alone yeah yeah

00:08:22.700 i love just going for like long walks and stuff yeah and just live in my apartment and i enjoy

00:08:27.040 there they asked if they could film there but i think they passed yeah wait we asked to film his

00:08:33.140 house just curious what's your living situation you want to know where he lives bro that's weird

00:08:39.360 than me asking if he's a virgin dax i'm really sorry about that we've had we've had some problems

00:08:43.060 with our producer in the past and oh i didn't mind it would have been fine he wanted us to come

00:08:47.700 he sent me pictures and everything oh i was indifferent yeah so we love our producer by

00:08:51.860 the way he's always on yeah he's great perfect he's been perfect since day one dude i have to

00:08:55.640 say Dax I haven't told you this yet I'm a massive fan of you thank you that's nice thank you dude

00:09:00.780 I like you started YouTube when we were very young around the same time and I watched Dax

00:09:06.820 Flame brother cool okay in 2007 yes dude cool yes at one point you were the 16th most subscribed

00:09:12.780 channel on YouTube true when you were 15 years old yes dude you're an OG thank you yeah me and

00:09:19.480 my buddy would pull up dax flame and watch these videos like what what implored you to start

00:09:25.560 creating content at such a young age because i i did it as well and it was it was so unfamiliar

00:09:29.620 right being a concert creator did was not a thing true so how'd you do it like what what made you

00:09:34.040 do it uh just talking to my webcam and just seeing that other people vlogged at the time or video

00:09:39.240 blogged at the time is what they would say yeah um and so just kind of thinking that it sounded fun

00:09:44.900 and then it just randomly got popular um i think maybe the haters initially blew it up uh i got

00:09:51.680 like just one video got like 50 000 views overnight with a lot of hate comments and then

00:09:55.280 started finding fans and stuff um and then stopped for a while and acted in some movies when i was

00:10:01.460 like 18 uh and then then i kind of just did some other stuff and then the movie career dipped a

00:10:08.200 bit then i was working at restaurants and stuff for a bit and then back in the pandemic um i dubs

00:10:12.860 made a documentary about me and that helped my youtube get going again and then i've been doing

00:10:16.080 tiktoks and instagram lately oh we've seen them thank you you've you've made quite the comeback

00:10:20.420 thank you and i don't want to say comeback like you know you know don't call it a comeback you've

00:10:24.400 never been gone but oh i've been gone from the public uh a bunch of times yeah yeah you totally

00:10:30.560 have so you inspired me um along with like i'm sure you know smosh smosh yeah you know about

00:10:38.100 yeah like you you smosh um ray william johnson like the og creators to become a creator myself

00:10:44.960 and then i see you make it on the big screen brother i see my boy dax flame one of my favorite

00:10:52.020 youtube channels in 21 jump street acting hollywood

00:10:56.760 do you have a question

00:11:04.040 for a compliment i thank you no i don't know no i mean it was more of like a justice yeah

00:11:12.120 i think it was would you like to build off of that uh thanks for acknowledging that um and

00:11:17.160 uh whenever i was in that movie that was really cool and a couple uh so i was in the movie 21

00:11:23.240 jump street and a couple months ago a few months ago i said on tiktok i wasn't going to talk about

00:11:27.700 those online anymore but just on my own channel i could talk about them here um and then i just

00:11:32.180 was like why why why won't you talk about them anymore well for a while all my tiktoks i would

00:11:38.000 just be like uh the ones that would do well would be if i would say i'm from project x and 21 jump

00:11:42.680 street which i'm proud of those movies and stuff but i was like maybe i should try to make an

00:11:47.580 like expand my horizons and just like not rely on that too much forever so i was like okay i'll

00:11:54.900 talk about that for two more weeks and then i made a bunch of tiktoks about it where i was like

00:11:58.820 thanking my fans and stuff and like maybe just meeting people who had seen the movies and like

00:12:02.060 giving them money and like talk saying fun facts about the movies and stuff and then i was like

00:12:07.360 okay now i'm not going to talk about them anymore on my tiktok and then i just started making other

00:12:12.140 miscellaneous things and so i've been forcing myself to try to find other things such as like

00:12:15.520 stand-up comedy or like giveaways or um like just different ways to brighten people's day

00:12:19.700 kind of thing out and about people people love your videos thank you do you feel like uh you want

00:12:26.760 to avoid talking about those movies because it feels like a like a cheat code or you don't want

00:12:32.620 to get like pigeonholed into yeah both of those individual thing right but i just just for a while

00:12:38.440 i was like maybe it's time to to stop making those tick tocks where i say fun facts about 21 jump

00:12:45.340 street and project x yeah that makes sense what's it what is a fun fact just one um my stunt person

00:12:51.500 on project x was a uh woman named tree um and let's see i had a death scene in 20 no a scene

00:13:01.520 where i got shot in 22 jump street but i got cut from the movie oh man and originally in the 21

00:13:06.980 jump street there was supposed to be a nude scene i was supposed to have a nude scene where the

00:13:10.640 channing would steal my clothes from the locker room and um then i would run out and get mad at

00:13:16.420 him i think i'd be wrapped in toilet paper or something um and then they cut that which i was

00:13:20.860 glad about because that sounded awkward but you they cut it from the script yeah okay before we

00:13:24.640 even had to film it those are just some fun facts do you think they cut it do you think they cut it

00:13:28.040 because of your uh like non-desire to want to do it uh no i didn't express that i would have just

00:13:38.220 been brave and gone for it oh yeah you would do you would do some nudity uh i don't know anymore

00:13:46.480 but back then i was like okay i'll do it yeah when your first movie got to hollywood you know

00:13:50.260 you got the the lights and everything's teasing yeah i'm that but it wasn't like a weird thing

00:13:54.860 it was just like a funny thing uh yeah yeah yeah for sure well project x was another one

00:14:01.700 and and i didn't i didn't i was watching it for like maybe the second or third time great

00:14:07.480 great film by the way and i remember hearing your voice and i saw you in the reflection 0.72

00:14:13.560 of a mirror and i remember thinking is that fucking dax flame they made him like a character 0.89

00:14:20.380 the cameraman true but did you actually shoot the movie just some scenes the ones where i'm in a 0.96

00:14:25.780 mirror and stuff you okay okay like if you see me in a reflection so they just had me sitting on set

00:14:29.980 the whole entire shoot because they didn't know when they would plug me in uh to like film a scene

00:14:36.460 and be in a mirror is there a project x2 coming out uh not that i know of but there's rumors and

00:14:44.380 some people want to dude it was such a good movie you ever been to a party like a real project x

00:14:49.780 no could it be done i don't know i think it was done by my brother okay here in los angeles yeah

00:14:58.200 it was a big one were you at that party dax the closest thing i've ever seen to project x in real

00:15:05.760 life live boxing matches in the backyard dj packed basketball floor in in the foyer motocross

00:15:15.560 dirt bike guys going off a 20-foot ramp in the front yard back people fighting people people

00:15:20.840 doing all sorts of people do it made like his big debut on the scene chugged a bottle of vodka it

00:15:26.380 was crazy that threw up all over the place inspired by the movie you feel he was there

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00:15:34.040 like kept hating Izzy 0.98

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00:15:38.000 Yeah, that was a crazy night. 1.00

00:15:39.680 That was a good memory.

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00:18:36.480 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa DiGiulio,

00:18:42.020 the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions.

00:18:46.900 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

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00:20:34.220 and we do a little halloween sometimes does the pope dress up he he winks on halloween

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00:21:03.560 a good time i'm also engaged soon to be father wow yeah wait how long have you're have you has

00:21:10.560 your wife been pregnant um she's been pregnant dude she's she's she's like six and a half months

00:21:15.760 pregnant congratulations that's exciting thanks boss what are you gonna name them i i don't know

00:21:20.000 yet um it is a it's a girl i'm gonna be a girl dad look at look at dude look at her isn't she

00:21:26.780 beautiful she is yeah dude she so beautiful and pregnant and and i just can't wait to to be a dad

00:21:34.900 so to answer your question i'm not really i'm not really partying much anymore this guy however dude

00:21:39.360 no no i go out i spend time up but i used to be a i used to be a uh i used to be a drug addict

00:21:47.240 okay long well i still am a drug addict i just don't do drugs how old you are um yeah how old

00:21:52.300 are you uh 39 okay how old are you dax 32 oh that's much better than 39 okay

00:21:59.260 you don't party uh no ever uh no i'll go to like a friend's birthday party

00:22:06.540 you drink uh no well uh if like i'm at a friend's birthday party maybe i would have like one beer

00:22:13.260 a pop quick pop what would you what would your drink of choice be just whatever is there just

00:22:17.720 anything even just

00:22:19.520 lemonade

00:22:20.440 sure okay no I don't really drink

00:22:23.820 lemonade though what about marijuana

00:22:25.500 no nothing you're like

00:22:27.820 basically straight edge well

00:22:29.780 yeah he kind of just said

00:22:31.140 not one beer at a friend's

00:22:33.780 birthday party that's not straight edge

00:22:35.240 straight edge is very specific

00:22:37.780 very specific

00:22:39.480 what's

00:22:41.860 the craziest thing you've ever seen at a party

00:22:44.080 in la you come to a city like this give people a little bit of money 1.00

00:22:52.400 some shit will happen you know what i'm saying some shabs like orgies you know what i'm saying 1.00

00:22:58.640 like that type of stuff there's been my knee one time touched his elbow 0.99

00:23:01.880 it wasn't i wasn't cool with it

00:23:06.480 um so what's the craziest thing you've ever done uh at like a scene like it no i'm talking

00:23:13.560 about in life like what's the craziest thing you've ever done dax skydived you've scored

00:23:19.180 how many times just once dude sick thank you did you like it uh it's okay i've never heard that

00:23:27.520 um reaction to a skydive before in my whole life uh just neutral kind of neutral yeah i was too

00:23:33.360 overwhelmed i was like passed out for a second really yeah that happened to me as well too just

00:23:39.660 kind of black not passed out blacked out oh you're like you know just like yeah i feel like he was

00:23:46.440 like one of the people from like you know those slingshot videos that they show where the girl

00:23:49.400 like passes out then wakes back up and passes out then wakes back up you know what i'm talking about

00:23:53.000 okay what about the second craziest thing you've done something with some edge give me some edge

00:23:57.900 dax surely you've done something great no orgies bro i don't know i'm just bro come on it's dax

00:24:06.560 he was a hollywood star he's a hollywood yeah that's true dax that's true i feel like that's

00:24:11.200 kind of like the stomping ground 100 once you hit that a or a bc whatever list it's orgy time it is

00:24:17.640 it totally is i got invited to one once i swear to god no that's that's that's illuminati no that's

00:24:22.580 no no no it wasn't illuminati orgy it's time that you finally come clean it was no i swear to god 0.98

00:24:27.440 it was a sex party it was a hollywood sex party why was it called masquerade you wear the masks 0.99

00:24:31.320 why was it called the adrenochrome gala that's what it was called okay you're making it up 0.99

00:24:36.620 you're fake nope all right whatever fraud i'm not i'm okay you ever been invited into the illuminati

00:24:41.480 uh no 0.97

00:24:42.540 are you sure um no but i'm laughing because i said uh and i i feel nervous that it sounds suspicious

00:24:52.920 every smart bro every time people ask me i'm like whatever i say here it doesn't matter

00:24:59.020 because if i say yes i'm in it and if i say no they won't believe me so you're right well

00:25:03.040 maybe my maybe even trying to prove it sounds suspicious but my career didn't do very good so

00:25:09.540 maybe that's the proof why do you why do you first off i just first off i disagree second off

00:25:14.820 why do you say that well because well i did really good right right after high school with

00:25:20.420 project x and then 21 jump street but then i couldn't get any more roles for a long time

00:25:24.840 Well, I mean, I haven't acted anything for like a decade.

00:25:28.040 Why?

00:25:29.120 I think that you just have to keep your momentum going in Hollywood and mine just fizzled out.

00:25:34.580 And so then once.

00:25:35.460 Why?

00:25:36.420 I don't know.

00:25:37.860 I got really close on a lot of auditions.

00:25:40.300 Okay.

00:25:41.040 But there's something there.

00:25:42.540 I'm sure you tried and you don't need like my motivation or anything.

00:25:45.000 But like you definitely have a thing for a very specific type of role.

00:25:49.260 And maybe the role that you're going to be known for hasn't happened yet.

00:25:53.860 True.

00:25:54.080 yeah that's that's what i like to think you're so young dude like thank you yeah how does it how

00:25:59.960 does the uh going through the trials and tribulations of like being hot not being

00:26:05.560 hot coming back doing this like how does all that make you feel um it's it was confusing for a while

00:26:11.300 and now i'm just having a lot of fun uh making the internet videos you love it yeah i love it

00:26:17.840 oh that's good and it's everyone is super supportive which is awesome i think we should

00:26:22.320 make a video together okay like you do a youtube video or a tiktok tiktok okay maybe i mean we

00:26:28.300 could do an actual tiktok if you want or or we could do like like like uh where we tell each

00:26:33.960 other jokes right and you true true so can you can you prompt me um do you want to make me laugh

00:26:40.980 or me try to make you laugh shouldn't we both should we go back and forth oh yeah we could do

00:26:44.540 that okay okay so um so also can i ask a question yeah of course is this going how you planned am i

00:26:51.300 like is this okay dude the podcast bro yeah it's yeah it's great no it's great if you need me to

00:26:57.000 talk about other things i can too no you're doing fantastic okay so i can say

00:27:02.080 so i'm here with logan and i'm just logan right now because we're gonna just do it yeah okay yeah

00:27:09.220 i can leave oh no no can you do you want me to i could introduce no you don't have to leave

00:27:13.200 oh okay uh but i just mean like do you want me to introduce just you oh i'm like sorry true

00:27:18.180 oh i mean good to meet you i think you should actually join the exercise okay do you want me

00:27:23.060 to sit over there no for no reason i don't think so no no right okay um okay so i'm we're on the

00:27:28.900 floor no i don't think so i just didn't know if you wanted to be yeah okay let's all let's all do

00:27:33.160 it okay whoever laughs first loses i'm here with logan and mike and whoever laughs first loses

00:27:37.980 so who wants to go first

00:27:39.860 um logan you want to go first i'll go first

00:27:46.140 um okay wait i'll introduce it one more time i'm here with logan and mike and logan's gonna

00:27:52.660 see if he can make us laugh and whoever lasts first loses hey mike 0.99

00:27:58.280 yeah got any crack not on me but i have some hidden in my asshole 1.00

00:28:10.260 you're up okay um 0.99

00:28:17.400 let's see i'm gonna i'm gonna see you i'm gonna pull out a joke

00:28:23.460 well is that allowed i have jokes they're written there really there's a lot of them

00:28:31.960 same amount of notes as cliff necdle seriously written in cursive cursive may i add

00:28:37.600 um i love how advanced phones are getting but it also kind of scares me like do you ever just like

00:28:44.540 eat a lot of snacks and then someone calls you and you're like i'm glad my phone isn't 40 right

00:28:48.420 now because if it was this person would definitely hang up right away and imagine one day they add

00:28:53.940 that feature and you just have to like use mouthwash and clone every time someone calls you

00:28:56.840 and uh your friend darren calls and you're like and he's just like wait have you been eating snacks

00:29:00.920 again? That would be funny. Okay. Mike? Do you want to go? It's just hard for me.

00:29:16.340 okay because of what you just said

00:29:23.380 one of the most insane things that i've ever heard that's crazy that was that's crazy yeah i

00:29:33.700 don't he did it yeah yeah you won you won just because of oh i want to play the game all day

00:29:40.960 Now, do y'all want to do one-on-one?

00:29:43.580 Or y'all could do two-on-one.

00:29:45.960 Would you mind if I could use your notes for it?

00:29:49.480 Let me see. 0.99

00:29:52.000 One of them is like a fucking manifesto. 0.99

00:29:55.160 It's wrong. 1.00

00:29:56.040 No, no.

00:29:57.520 He did a pathway of execution on the 9th of June.

00:30:03.520 Oh, man.

00:30:04.060 He's like, no, no, not that one.

00:30:05.740 Give me that one back.

00:30:07.600 Oh, that was crazy.

00:30:08.980 They're roasting me?

00:30:09.680 no no no actually it could have been anybody it could have been anybody

00:30:13.340 no i just i've never seen handwritten notes yeah i think it's a notes it's a note bro anytime

00:30:17.880 someone whoops out no check out you're gonna hear about it these are my stand-up uh jokes

00:30:22.340 we love your stand-up as well yeah can we hear another yeah i'm trying to find one for mike to

00:30:26.580 do how many notes do you have that's crazy i think i've done it like six or so times that's awesome

00:30:31.460 also these half sheets oh here we go yeah i rip like so that i can like hide it in my arm while

00:30:36.640 i'm doing like try to be natural still yeah for sure no one would even know here do you want to

00:30:40.960 try this top one i think it's good i haven't really figured it out okay yeah i'll give it a

00:30:45.820 shot it's more of a good observation that i haven't figured out the punchline too but you

00:30:52.300 can see if y'all can come up with punchlines maybe he's pretty funny he can do it have you

00:30:55.880 ever been stuck why do you underline him am i supposed to emphasize no it's just so that when

00:31:00.300 i'm looking briefly i can remember the main aspects got it have you ever been stuck in

00:31:05.000 traffic and you pick one car to compare yourself to and if you're ahead of them you think okay

00:31:10.220 i'm winning but then if they pass you you think you're doing bad it's like you forgot you're in

00:31:16.220 traffic suddenly you're in a uh in the in the slowest

00:31:22.120 suddenly you're does it does this say something about slaves no okay sorry i might have misread

00:31:30.880 that so it's a looks like it says suddenly you're in the slave trade i'm not kidding i

00:31:38.820 but when you pass you you're doing bad it's it's it's a little you've that does that's not what

00:31:45.700 it says suddenly you're in the slowest lane in the world oh sorry sorry suddenly i couldn't read

00:31:51.920 like in pencil oh that was the punchline i can see if i can find a uh one with a better uh can

00:31:57.120 i do them yeah sorry i just i think you blew it well it's just no you really comprehension and

00:32:01.720 and now like i put him in a like almost like a pickle because he didn't write that uh obviously

00:32:07.880 but here i'll let you do number two on there okay okay make sure you understand the gist first

00:32:14.340 yeah okay okay okay all right can we all just agree that cats are the funniest animals i see

00:32:23.560 so many funny cat videos and i wonder what they're thinking are they thinking why do cats have nine

00:32:29.400 lives if i had nine lives that would be crazy i know first what i would do is jump off a bridge to

00:32:35.140 to to prove everyone need who ashamed to jump up like to prove to people who like said would you

00:32:45.600 jump off a bridge if your friends did oh oh oh to prove that yeah uh yeah i'm brand new to stand up

00:32:52.980 so i go up there and just try these uh and so like i i'm not saying i'm not like fully confident

00:32:59.420 well also these are uh you can't give someone's material to someone else doesn't work do you know

00:33:06.520 what i'm saying like these are built for you and these are great i haven't even gotten great laughs

00:33:09.820 off these on stage yet so i'm giving you all no no no no no they're gonna be great you gotta

00:33:14.780 fine-tune them can you can you do can you do a zinger like is there one surely one's got i could

00:33:20.200 tell someone else's joke oh yeah i have all the money i'll ever need if i die by four o'clock

00:33:26.000 if i die before what if i die by four o'clock oh oh nice here i can look at some more i have

00:33:35.540 written down you don't have to dax i'm sorry dude this is like the worst thing ever yeah yeah tell 0.95

00:33:40.100 like you tell the joke sorry i told you i already i said we suck it was the first thing i said bro 0.83

00:33:45.000 so like don't you know i hope your expectations weren't too high coming in let's see dex you did 0.68

00:33:49.740 you don't have to do you want me to do i actually do well if you're right yeah yeah um let's see

00:33:56.320 uh if your coffee if your coffee shop has one of those passive aggressive no wi-fi pretend it's

00:34:02.640 old day signs i'm gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee yeah yeah maybe we should

00:34:08.320 move on to what you were gonna yeah that no that one i like that's not mine that one i yeah yours

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00:36:26.400 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show

00:36:29.840 Oh my god, Lexi

00:36:31.380 We have a new podcast

00:36:32.700 It's called Don't Lie to Me

00:36:34.220 I'm Lexi Iwanu

00:36:35.460 We're two best friends, 22 years apart

00:36:38.080 But so close at heart

00:36:39.660 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one

00:36:42.120 Which means we have wildly different references

00:36:44.300 Occasionally different opinions

00:36:45.720 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all

00:36:48.440 I'm not gonna get anywhere

00:36:50.540 You're fighting

00:36:51.200 That is wild

00:36:52.740 I learned that about you today

00:36:54.520 now in my 30s being the founder of new shoes good taste is my business and i've always got

00:37:01.900 something to say if men were just honest about this there would be so much more peace in the

00:37:06.600 world we're gonna talk about dating relationships beauty getting older and a little wiser we're

00:37:12.340 best friends but we don't always agree because you told us how accommodating you are obviously

00:37:17.440 i would do what i think i could do to to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i can fight

00:37:22.260 Don't lie to me.

00:37:23.280 Don't lie to me.

00:37:24.500 Don't lie to me.

00:37:25.880 Don't lie to me.

00:37:27.100 Don't lie to me.

00:37:28.100 Don't lie to me. 1.00

00:37:28.940 Liar. 0.94

00:37:29.660 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 0.98

00:37:34.580 I don't really care.

00:37:36.820 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess

00:37:41.680 Podcast, the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice

00:37:46.700 it.

00:37:47.260 Each week, I bring on incredible guests like Conan O'Brien, Iowa Debrey, Lamorne Morris,

00:37:52.020 and Nicole Byer. Ooh, I scammed them. What? I could talk to you for an hour. You're a generational

00:37:57.280 yapper like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. And the scams run the gamut. I'm talking

00:38:03.020 about scams from the 1800s all the way up to today. I also warn you and keep you safe against

00:38:10.120 scammers. Call your grandparents. Tell your parents to stop clicking on links, please. And now you can

00:38:16.680 catch full episodes of my show on youtube if there's a scam i'm here to protect you and i'm

00:38:22.200 also here to laugh with you so if you like fun if you like comedy and you like learning and

00:38:27.320 protecting yourself from criminals start listening to scam goddess on the iheart radio app apple

00:38:32.380 podcast or wherever you get your podcast back to the show i am just new to comedy so like not

00:38:41.040 claiming to be like a great stand-up comedian or anything it's just something i'm interested in

00:38:44.220 figuring out and trying out and just getting out there working on it seeing if i can do good at it

00:38:50.060 or not that's how you make that's how you make it you have to you have to repetition oh like we

00:38:55.560 we're still not good but we were terrible in the beginning of this podcast like if you were

00:39:00.420 talking i would just be like so yeah like just lose my mind bro you know like true true tons

00:39:05.700 of interruptions i mean dude he you know he won that street fight today but he had to lose

00:39:10.100 he's lost over 14 professional fights okay so he's 0 and 14 from a sanctioned fighting standpoint

00:39:16.400 for boxing or wrestling pretty much everything he he was able to get that belt but on the wrestling

00:39:21.820 side but on the actual fighting side just train wreck awful awful um it was able to pull it

00:39:27.820 together today because of repetition yeah keep trying stuff you know true like bro i just entered

00:39:32.540 a tetris tournament i got my ass handed to me but i did it i tried 0.51

00:39:35.480 i gotta ask you something i have to ask you something because the internet is buzzing 0.52

00:39:43.180 about this question are you in character uh no yeah there's no way you're buying that yeah

00:39:52.280 there's no way it's too authentically him it is really authentically yeah i just imagine like

00:39:57.700 behind closed doors dude could you imagine bro like he's at his house like so i go on these 1.00

00:40:04.800 dumbasses show they fall for this thing hook line and sinker this fucking douchebag logan 1.00

00:40:11.280 jake's fucking brother 88 falls for it crackhead next to him falls for it these dudes are fucking 1.00

00:40:17.120 morons what time we going out with leo tonight like i can see that i can see it goes out orgy 1.00

00:40:21.880 immediately like the whole thing is a facade i'm sorry about him back to you know sorry about sorry 0.98

00:40:28.560 about that outburst you've written books your author oh uh three books yeah but they're self

00:40:33.700 published no my book self-published that's it's a book what is yours about well no it's important

00:40:39.760 this is actually the only thing he's done that is actually awesome as you say stop being a 0.96

00:40:43.240 sarcastic asshole yes yes uh it's a book about my drug addiction and overcoming and overcoming it 0.96

00:40:48.420 yes did you put it out yeah it's done extremely well it's called the fifth vital tell them how 0.99

00:40:53.400 many copies it sold hundreds of thousands of copies oh that's yeah it's a bestseller

00:40:56.900 is it on amazon yep amazon audible kdp.com keurig dr pepper no the self-publishing website it is

00:41:06.180 and kobo and barnes noble it's actually at the store down uh down the street oh that's impressive

00:41:11.080 we can go get it down the street at the bookstore cool yeah that's awesome i wish i wish i could

00:41:16.560 i'd like to be in barnes noble you can just go there and tell them like hey i have a book like

00:41:21.760 i'd love for you to get a copy true and put it in there and then you could just post a picture of it

00:41:25.720 on your instagram wait say that again uh you just go there and tell them like hey you should

00:41:30.900 carry my book and they'll get one copy and see if it sells cool oh that's awesome get a picture of

00:41:35.140 it like look it's cool you know y'all seem like you would be good at roasting um he he's better

00:41:42.020 than me i'm well i i do enjoy a good roast and i also like being roasted it's my love language

00:41:48.600 with my fiance well i don't think that is a love language it's a hate language if anything if

00:41:53.360 anything yeah but but the point is like i like to have a good laugh at myself and and you know

00:41:59.380 like i don't know i like it's it's it's all playful banter bro i'm not i don't like true

00:42:03.780 i'm not i don't i don't know the key to it hmm okay let's let's let's work through this

00:42:09.660 let's let's do me do me i'm gonna i'm gonna have you roast me and i won't take it personal this

00:42:16.420 is we're doing an exercise because because i think if you're like on stage like roasting

00:42:21.600 maybe some of the audience members like in like a nice way i just do like crowd work

00:42:26.180 oh yeah that's what it is but i don't roast okay well okay uh uh you know what this isn't

00:42:32.820 gonna work because you're too nice you're too nice do you want no but you should try to maybe

00:42:36.920 roast both of us all right and you can literally go all out yeah try and we won't we're not even

00:42:43.140 gonna re-roast a bit like just no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna re-roast okay um see if you can

00:42:47.540 roast who wants to start with start with logan roast me first you have a uh controversial

00:42:55.760 reputation for sure yeah your book is self-published but that i like mine

00:43:03.760 yo you have it in you you have it in you you could definitely do it bro 0.79

00:43:11.240 holy shit it's because he's just so matter of fact about it it makes me uncomfortable though 0.88

00:43:19.480 but i i feel that yeah because you're not sorry i have to say this is there any chance we could 0.85

00:43:24.760 just do one more round sure okay so start with logan um okay uh where where do you want me to

00:43:33.740 go with it anywhere you want yeah do you like the last one like i do yes yes yes there's there's

00:43:41.100 nothing you can say that i have not heard or that will offend well the obvious thing is just to say

00:43:45.120 like japan what about it the suicide force yep what about it uh you you said you lost a lot of

00:43:52.860 boxing matches you're just saying you're just saying stuff that's happened no let him he's

00:43:59.840 building all right oh no i that's i don't know i'm just trying to say things that are negative

00:44:04.380 yeah that was good the first one was better i would say like because it was just more succinct

00:44:10.000 should i do a second roast on yes okay um where where should i go with it

00:44:16.960 pretty much anywhere you want he used to date a big porn star maybe there's something there

00:44:23.920 are you insecure about that

00:44:25.140 because i feel like you're supposed to go for like an insecurity or something or just like a

00:44:31.120 something because that's not inherently negative uh maybe like uh it's hard for me to like

00:44:36.860 Tell you how to roast me

00:44:39.040 True true

00:44:39.780 How should I roast it

00:44:40.600 How about just go for

00:44:41.680 Something apparent right now

00:44:43.140 Okay

00:44:43.520 That you can see

00:44:44.220 Weird hat

00:44:46.500 You got roasted fam

00:44:48.760 Okay okay

00:44:49.260 You're cooked

00:44:49.760 You ain't never coming back

00:44:51.980 From that one 0.87

00:44:52.600 You're fried buddy

00:44:55.520 And then I'll say

00:44:56.440 Like backwards hats

00:44:57.640 Are out of style

00:44:58.260 Is that true

00:44:59.520 It's not even true

00:45:00.620 I don't know

00:45:00.980 But I'm just trying to like

00:45:01.780 It's good

00:45:02.220 It's good

00:45:02.760 You could definitely do it

00:45:04.440 Can I say quickly 0.98

00:45:05.380 i i love this fucking hat and i love realty so i appreciate the the roast and then i could give 0.99

00:45:12.320 some compliments as well no we don't need any of those no no no no i hate we slobby toes all day 0.98

00:45:18.220 well i've asked people because typically i'll go to uh i'll go to like whenever i have like try to

00:45:24.380 like well i do videos where i like brighten people's day ideally oh i saw and i'll like

00:45:28.940 try to compliment them and stuff but a couple times i've asked people to roast me but i don't

00:45:32.620 think they like to like roast me because it's just hard to roast a stranger it's you can't do

00:45:36.600 that but i feel like yeah like i so i've never had someone roast me like that but y'all could roast

00:45:41.880 me if you'd like as well i'm i'm terrible at it because and i'll tell you this and maybe you don't

00:45:47.920 believe it just having just met me i can't be mean to people it is it is even even like as a joke

00:45:55.020 like me and me and um you did jeff whittick's barbershop yeah yeah so he's a good friend of

00:45:59.380 mine and people say that we have a back and forth dynamic where we're mean to each other but i'm

00:46:04.100 just bullied like he just he just makes fun of me all day and other people call me they're like i

00:46:09.640 don't know do you call this friendship like are you guys actually friends because it seems like 0.99

00:46:12.800 he just talks about you being a heroin addict all day and like all this shit i can't i don't like 0.87

00:46:17.300 to make fun of people it doesn't make me feel good yeah maybe you should tell him not to do 0.99

00:46:21.360 that anymore stand up for yourself because it's no because i don't i don't care other people care

00:46:26.380 for me yeah but uh but i just the the the idea that it's okay to to be mean to people has become

00:46:34.860 a little bit more normalized and i don't mean this in like a soft way maybe it is kind of soft

00:46:38.740 and maybe we do need to be soft as humans sometimes and and nurturing and loving of our

00:46:42.600 brothers and sisters right um but i just i just don't like that i don't like that energy true

00:46:47.020 yeah i feel like just you have to know what people like because you said that you and your

00:46:53.480 fiance or wife fiance uh are uh like to roast each other and it makes y'all feel more in love

00:46:59.500 with each other yeah yeah playful playful it's you know you know what it is so personally for me i i

00:47:04.900 like to reciprocate energy right okay and if i it whether that's mean energy and we're like we're

00:47:12.160 going at it whether it's like you're you're very like very nice like i have no i'm not gonna roast

00:47:17.320 you i don't even want to like make a joke like i'm not even sure i could come up with one because 0.66

00:47:21.000 it just feels fucking mean but but like you can i don't even know you got a frock it you got what's 0.77

00:47:27.020 this yeah front pocket like what do you ever what do you put in there nothing that's that was really 0.79

00:47:31.500 good that was good right but like my question is like now like could you imagine he just walks

00:47:36.540 out of here and like you just see like a scene of him later like kicking a rock down the street 0.99

00:47:41.320 and he's just walking on the street like stupid fucking shirt dude yeah like for the rest of his 0.99

00:47:45.820 day dude he's just like dude why did i know i don't i had okay like imagine you had a t-shirt 0.99

00:47:50.500 like before this with no pocket and you were thinking about wearing that one you know like

00:47:54.720 did you have outfit changes in mind today or other ensemble for today yeah like other outfits i was

00:47:59.460 yeah did you did you lay them out on the bed and like choose no um but i did have a short sleeve

00:48:05.520 shirt and i was like i would rather wear something that in case it's cold that like could potentially

00:48:09.340 be warmer smart and that's versatile yeah because you can go up with it because i've yeah these

00:48:14.620 this outfit in general is fantastic dude and those i've been wearing a lot of those at home

00:48:19.480 that kind of like long like comfortable soft sweater it's kind of like my i'm preparing for

00:48:23.840 my dad era true you know how old are you 29 okay would you like to smoke weed with me no yeah yeah

00:48:32.840 just do you have any hot uh do you have any hot takes uh like like do you have any like any

00:48:39.600 controversy i don't like cereal i don't like popcorn um oh those are burning hot takes yeah

00:48:45.640 well the popcorn one is okay the cereal one when you say you don't like cereal uh you don't like

00:48:52.940 like if i gave you cinnamon toast crunch right now which is you know god god said on the eighth day

00:48:58.940 which unfortunately wasn't included in the week uh there will be cinnamon toast crunch do you read

00:49:03.800 the bible at all or no but i've read little excerpts or whatever like quotes yeah so it's

00:49:09.800 basically seen that yeah it's it's it's a whole thing but somebody god handed you some cinnamon

00:49:15.020 toast crunch right now and said eat my son for this is you know i can't remember the exact

00:49:19.680 scripture uh what are you doing that eat the cereal cinnamon toast crunch not cereal cinnamon

00:49:26.300 toast crunch specifically if he said eat the cereal for you are my son and and this is cereal

00:49:30.980 Wait, what is the question?

00:49:32.700 Okay.

00:49:33.800 Do you like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

00:49:35.440 No, I don't like any cereal.

00:49:36.840 Brother.

00:49:38.600 I don't like the texture.

00:49:39.860 That's why I don't like popcorn either.

00:49:41.100 But cereal has different textures.

00:49:43.760 To put a blanket statement on cereal like that is...

00:49:46.080 It's all kind of puffy and crunchy, same as popcorn,

00:49:49.140 especially mixed with like milk is weird and soggy.

00:49:52.960 I just, I don't like it.

00:49:54.580 What foods do you like?

00:49:56.740 Most other foods.

00:49:57.720 um you ever go on a date to the the theater with a fine honey a movie theater yes uh my

00:50:07.580 my ex-girlfriend yeah no popcorn though no she would get popcorn i don't remember what would

00:50:13.500 you do if you were fishing on a bridge elevated and you you you caught uh uh what appeared to be

00:50:23.800 murder weapon like a knife that was used potentially in a heinous crime yeah you're

00:50:28.440 magnet fishing yes turn it in that's pretty good answer what would y'all do i might just put it

00:50:36.020 back yeah maybe just because that's a lot of it's a lot of paperwork yeah it also depends what it

00:50:41.660 was if it was a gun i'd probably that seemed serious yeah if it was a knife that could be

00:50:46.400 used for how would you know it's a murder wife yeah that's what i'm saying no no no it has a

00:50:51.080 it has like a paper tag on it that says murder weapon murder whip yeah so the police threw it

00:50:56.680 in no uh to cover up cover up a murder yes yes so actually you're right job it was so so internal

00:51:05.700 affairs was sniffing around on a real bang-up job that these crooked cops have done and they 0.86

00:51:11.120 tried to get rid of it so you can't bring it to the cops because they'll still kill you

00:51:14.880 so what do you do with it now throw it back yeah yeah i think so yeah yeah if is that caffeinated

00:51:23.240 prime hydration is not caffeinated okay would you like to try some um is it does it have i might be

00:51:31.260 okay for now just maybe maybe after sure yeah i see you're drinking water yeah water is always

00:51:36.740 the best hydration drink there is i drink a lot of energy drink so no this is uh no this is this

00:51:42.780 a hydration beverage it's uh i know it's super popular uh but i just haven't tried it no worries

00:51:48.500 no worries dox yeah it's okay i'll try i'll try is there a flavor that you'd prefer ice pop or

00:51:53.320 uh this tastes like those those popsicles back this one okay strawberry banana is available

00:51:57.560 do you like strawberry banana stuff in general yeah okay you thought about that first

00:52:03.260 because this is this i will say it's

00:52:06.220 well it's yummy oh this is great well that worked out yeah it's 10 coconut water decks bcaa's

00:52:15.020 electrolytes all that stuff it's it's look i drink a ton of water because water's great

00:52:18.960 but i also drink a lot of prime what's going on i was just curious i i i just felt like i was

00:52:27.320 doing a brand deal well you are you can invoice us after yeah well invoice him because

00:52:32.800 i don't get anything um can you all cut that part rice i'm just kidding yeah sure it's been cut um

00:52:38.360 if you were drinking that water you see it right there yummy sorry yep thanks dax but i wasn't

00:52:44.100 paid to say that or anything thanks dax what uh sorry if you were drinking that water right there

00:52:50.360 and it had been water the whole morning right and then you took a sip of it and it was confectioner

00:52:57.140 sugar out of nowhere the whole thing was just filled with sugar what would what would you think

00:53:01.840 about that that'd be crazy crazy right yeah that's basically like drinking a gatorade which is why we

00:53:07.960 entered the market less sugar less calories better for you hydration option thanks for being a part

00:53:13.000 of this brand deal dax we appreciate you brother thanks well i wasn't paid for it it's important

00:53:18.860 that you say that you know have you ever burned yourself real bad stove no no lighter uh no can

00:53:28.680 you start fire with one match yeah really how would you do it just put it on some wood or

00:53:34.300 whatever that wouldn't work that would not work i'm sorry if it's really dry if it's really dry

00:53:40.180 driftwood what do you mean put it on wood if you just took it to a really dry part of the forest

00:53:44.140 or something and lit the match and that could potentially work oh so you you want to start

00:53:49.160 forest fire with one match well i don't want to but you're asking if i could i guess i was

00:53:53.920 So we're talking about a more contained, like, survival type of teepee, kindling, tinder.

00:53:58.840 Could you build a fire if needed?

00:54:01.620 Yeah.

00:54:02.580 If you had to survive in the wilderness for, like, five days, you think you could do it?

00:54:09.740 Yeah.

00:54:10.360 Really?

00:54:11.880 What would your strategy be?

00:54:14.940 Just walk around and, I don't know, get some water and stuff.

00:54:19.020 No, that's not going to cut it.

00:54:20.260 That's not going to cut it.

00:54:21.460 You'd have to boil the water.

00:54:22.460 That is a good...

00:54:22.820 You'd have to boil the water.

00:54:23.720 a good answer i'm sorry you have to boil the water that's one of the better answers bacteria

00:54:27.200 just i guess find a running stream oh yeah why did you say no i just like the answer just because

00:54:34.200 it was just it was it made it such a jovial scenario you know most people panic you just 0.63

00:54:39.360 simply just walking around and looking for some water is fucking awesome dude like 0.58

00:54:43.280 how did you do in school uh all right yeah do you have a celebrity crush yeah who is it uh what 0.91

00:54:52.380 there's a lot

00:54:53.840 a lot of

00:54:54.560 crushes

00:54:55.780 yeah

00:54:55.980 who are they

00:54:57.060 maybe

00:54:58.360 a couple that would come to mind

00:55:00.660 would be

00:55:01.280 Rosalia

00:55:02.100 or Doja Cat

00:55:03.260 wow

00:55:03.980 or Penelope Cruz

00:55:04.980 yeah there's a lot of

00:55:06.320 beautiful celebrities

00:55:06.680 wait those

00:55:06.880 wait were those

00:55:07.440 wait those were all Latinas

00:55:08.940 yeah

00:55:09.380 are you in the Latinas

00:55:10.360 Doja Cat Latina

00:55:11.340 oh sorry

00:55:11.780 yeah I fucked that up

00:55:12.780 I boxed that dude

00:55:13.740 sorry Doja

00:55:14.720 and

00:55:15.240 I like everyone

00:55:16.880 yeah

00:55:17.100 are you a fan of

00:55:19.040 Rosalia's music

00:55:20.180 yes

00:55:21.100 I like that song

00:55:21.920 Sayoko

00:55:22.360 oh yeah yeah is there a song with uh Rao called Beso is that what it's called can I get some help

00:55:30.000 here to the Latinos yeah my girlfriend makes me listen to it pretty much twice daily Sayoko uh

00:55:35.900 no the other one with her her ex-boyfriend Rao oh okay yeah they they split up are your did your

00:55:42.360 parents stay together um yes oh nice that's awesome oh congrats we're both products of

00:55:49.100 divorced homes okay yeah it's it was a terrible terrible trauma for both of us that continues to

00:55:54.240 kind of sit with us and and i've gone to hours hours of therapy to try to reverse the damage

00:55:59.140 that it did to my soul my mind my body led me down a terrible path of drug addiction that just

00:56:04.240 continues to torment every part of my being um sorry you should do therapy or something he's on

00:56:12.540 it cool um i actually don't go to therapy i just tell people that i'm whatever works for you

00:56:18.580 that's exactly what i do nina nina goes it's so bad baby i think i really think you need to

00:56:24.980 see that there i'm like i will i'll make it's a big very man that i never do i never it's such 0.58

00:56:32.380 a bad thing i only do when it shit really hits the fan and i call up robin i'm like robin robin

00:56:37.460 that's her name yeah hey that's such a man thing to do bro like like girls would be like 0.97

00:56:42.420 oh shit my leg hurts maybe it's strained and then they they're like oh just rest for two days

00:56:50.060 guys are like oh my leg hurts it might be strained and then you it it falls off and they're 0.98

00:56:55.100 like somebody got to put my leg back on you know like um i felt like we kind of lost like

00:57:03.280 wait what say it again yeah no don't please don't please don't because maybe it could be a good

00:57:08.060 stand-up joke do you do stand-up definitely couldn't i can't even stand do you have like

00:57:11.840 purposes i have such bad ankles dude this guy i i see him every once in a while because um

00:57:20.020 i live in puerto rico but uh when i do see him and you live in la yeah it's so far it's like so

00:57:26.000 far uh when i do see him i i notice that every time he progressively gets more hobbly like more

00:57:30.900 like a penguin when he walks he's getting he's like

00:57:34.020 i don't i don't know that i could i don't know that i can uh can can can can apply this 0.96

00:57:43.620 shit to stand up dude because many comedians have told me they're like dude give it a shot like 0.87

00:57:49.040 try it because you're funny am i your funniest friend for sure for sure dex he is hilarious 0.95

00:57:58.820 but the the routine i don't think he could it doesn't it doesn't i don't know that it'll

00:58:03.780 but i can try it he does like situational humor like dude he'll he'll mike is mike is most famous

00:58:10.340 humorously for picking the most random shit to make a joke about and he'll create this world

00:58:18.560 with such like vivid depiction and now everyone who's listened to from you have to hear the first 0.96

00:58:23.680 part of the story now everyone who's listened is like glued to this imaginary nonsensical

00:58:28.780 world he's made up and he keeps harping on it and just when you think it's getting old he finds a

00:58:35.320 way to make it funny again but it's all it's like he creates this whole world around something he

00:58:39.400 sees or hears he's like a parrot dude that seems like a good quality for like a stand-up comedian

00:58:43.440 but i'm really i'm gonna give it a shot i'm just starting so i don't know what i'm talking about

00:58:47.800 but that seems like it would be good it was a boost of confidence for me it's helpful i i for

00:58:53.260 some reason i take your word even over bobby lee's telling me to do it he you should take his word

00:58:57.840 above mine well you're tuned into pop culture it seems like thank you you're familiar with you

00:59:03.040 know bobby doja cat well i went on their podcast once oh i did see you do bobby and cheeto cheeto

00:59:10.220 how did you how did you feel about it did they make you feel comfortable yeah more than us

00:59:15.880 hmm this is pretty comfortable okay that was a great answer by the way i don't mean to make

00:59:22.680 you uncomfortable i i've been told um maybe a little recently that i always get nervous

00:59:28.140 you don't seem nervous no you don't seem nervous oh i feel fine but i just usually like start off

00:59:32.500 feeling pretty nervous and then too but i don't mind i just push through it that's it yeah that's

00:59:37.200 it that's a that's the greatest law of life right there yeah honestly dex i commend your your

00:59:43.060 actually courage and bravery and what you do stand-up comedy is like one of the hardest things

00:59:48.320 in the world it's very nerve-wracking super dude so y'all you don't seem like you would get nervous

00:59:53.940 like you go like you get up in front of like a ton of people at wrestling right so so yeah yes

00:59:59.340 the answer is yes do you feel nervous in those situations so now no okay when i'm up there no

01:00:04.620 right before sometimes yes but actually bro this is this was kind of weird yesterday at the tetris

01:00:10.600 tournament i realized when i was like in front of people like talking that's kind of like i'm like

01:00:16.320 more comfortable doing that than like anything else now you you crushed the i just like that i

01:00:21.260 like yeah like i don't know it's like but i pushed through it because it wasn't always like that i

01:00:26.360 was in fact i was really nervous and now i like it cool you know it's like and that'll happen with

01:00:29.880 stand-up comedy you just gotta keep doing it push through true true yeah that's what but that is what

01:00:34.980 bobby said to me too he was like he was like uh i told him that i i got nervous before our first

01:00:40.920 podcast and i had that infamous anxiety attack right and stormed off the show he was like did

01:00:46.000 you have it again on your fifth podcast what about your 10th what about your 20th what about now

01:00:49.520 he's so right dude he's like he's like you might sweat the first three times you might be nervous

01:00:55.180 you might tank yep but you gotta repetition consistency is everything in this world just

01:00:59.900 gotta keep getting up there true and that's what you need to do you just gotta keep going yeah i've

01:01:03.940 i've mostly been working on like like the first time i was like looking through the lights like

01:01:08.600 that they're so bright and i was like okay don't do that next time and the next time i was like

01:01:11.980 this like crossing my arms i was like don't do that so now i need to work on just writing better

01:01:15.240 jokes taking notes yes improving yes do you watch film like of your of yourself yeah because then

01:01:22.720 i'll post the clips oh yeah what have people responded to the most positively on tiktok

01:01:30.160 um the tickle challenge got the most dude i love the tickle chase protect views that one and then

01:01:35.960 one where i asked someone if they'd seen the movies and then gave the money because they were

01:01:39.940 fan how much money did you give them uh maybe just five bucks that time yeah what do you think

01:01:46.100 they did with it spent it at target you think target was that's where we were oh because you

01:01:50.140 were at target so yeah what do you think they what do you think they would have bought candy

01:01:53.740 candy any specific what is it the tickle challenge was just like saying to a stranger

01:02:00.720 see who can go the no no see who laughs first what we did but instead of jokes it's tickling

01:02:05.460 it's almost like a are y'all ticklish um y'all could do it on each other i'll introduce it real

01:02:15.080 quick um do y'all want me to do so not yet not um or you're not you're not comfortable with it

01:02:22.160 no it's not it's it's it i don't mean to make you uncomfortable by saying that we're uncomfortable

01:02:26.160 it's it's just uh there's not play with you i'll play with you you wouldn't want to do it with

01:02:30.540 each other not not not entirely just because i'll be honest with you the internet would love to have

01:02:36.060 a clip of us tickling each other they really would it would and it would be used and also like

01:02:41.160 personally i i getting around you ever since your elbow touched my knees a little different i know

01:02:47.520 was that in a weird context because why is that such a big deal yeah it was super weird it was

01:02:52.300 in a really weird context okay oh i i think i can guess yeah we shouldn't we shouldn't have been

01:02:57.860 that close to each other but y'all were i was in a sexual situation allegedly yeah this is

01:03:06.280 allegedly and by the way allegedly also a very long time ago yeah allegedly and allegedly it was

01:03:10.940 you know it was like a group i was asleep i was i was woken up i was woken up yeah by you know

01:03:20.800 like a couple of sirens

01:03:22.900 like okay so

01:03:27.160 no tickle challenge we'll do something else

01:03:29.680 um okay

01:03:31.700 what else

01:03:32.620 to see if I can make you laugh

01:03:36.020 should we do tickle challenge

01:03:37.020 I might be uncomfortable

01:03:38.960 what about me it's making you uncomfortable

01:03:41.680 it's like in the strangers I'm like

01:03:43.840 standing up at target and I'm like

01:03:45.640 have to move some microphones around

01:03:47.440 I'd say we stand up and run it

01:03:49.040 right now yeah um i would i only want to see you do it i say we do it right here because you seem

01:03:56.220 apprehensive about it i want to see you do something yes i just want to see him do something

01:04:00.160 like he's like kev can you grab the camera can you grab grab the camera caleb maybe shoot with

01:04:05.780 that camera right for this tickle challenge and then kevin i think shoot on your phone as well

01:04:10.060 uh okay well i was just gonna tell you don't overdo it because then you're gonna scare him

01:04:15.120 Do you want to get away from the table or do you want to get a little closer

01:04:27.040 Kayla is that good this is I mean this is solid I could zoom in to okay Logan liked the tickle

01:04:32.620 challenge on my tick-tock and wanted to give it a try himself so let's give it a try whoever

01:04:38.120 where laughs first loses, you can go.

01:04:48.040 That was a laugh.

01:04:48.880 No, it was not.

01:04:49.720 That was a noise, it was a crunch.

01:04:50.560 It was a crunch.

01:04:51.400 Unfortunately, that's not a laugh. 0.99

01:04:52.240 Bro, this is going to be the dumbest TikTok ever. 0.96

01:04:53.580 I lost all. 0.99

01:04:54.400 So I won?

01:04:55.240 No.

01:04:58.240 Cool.

01:05:01.280 Bro, I like laughing a lot.

01:05:02.840 Would you be down for best two out of three?

01:05:07.000 Okay.

01:05:10.600 So you're pretty ticklish.

01:05:12.200 I guess you got me in the spot in my ribs, dude.

01:05:15.380 Is that usually your target?

01:05:18.240 I don't usually do it.

01:05:19.620 I've only done it one other time.

01:05:21.340 Dude, sometimes if my fiance gets fired up, she'll attack those ribs.

01:05:25.680 She'll get like, your girl ever get aggressive?

01:05:29.240 And she's like trying to take you down, like pin your arms down and tickle you?

01:05:32.900 My girlfriend is Cuban. 0.98

01:05:34.180 when she tickles me it's generally with a weapon and it's because i 0.99

01:05:40.540 didn't respond to a fucking picture of two cat cartoon cats throwing kisses at each other that 0.99

01:05:48.200 she fucking sent me in my dms and i'm wondering why there's a woman with a loaded handgun 1.00

01:05:52.820 pointing at my fucking head saying hermano que paso que tal que tal you don't like you don't 1.00

01:06:01.920 like you don't think funny she's fucking half canadian i don't even know why i gave her that 0.99

01:06:06.880 i'm sorry mostly to you dax i'm gonna be honest dax i apologize dax is there anything else you 0.97

01:06:14.760 want to say is your last name really flame yeah what the heck no no that's a stage name no is it 0.96

01:06:19.380 flame or is it flame okay is your real name dax no that's a stage name shut the fuck up well i 0.98

01:06:26.480 think most people know that uh well not most people like you should know that but i mean like 0.98

01:06:30.680 it's public information if they want to know that what is your real name um madison that's a sick 0.98

01:06:37.520 name thank you where were you where did you grow up uh texas you're from texas you're a gun toting 1.00

01:06:43.600 guy i don't have a gun second amendment motherfucker uh no what i don't have a gun 0.96

01:06:49.280 yeah yeah because yeah mutual combat what there's a there's a mutual combat law in texas where two 0.98

01:06:56.560 people agree to fight in texas mutually okay you're not held liable on either side i see

01:07:02.340 so are you asking my opinion i don't really know what i'm doing oh like like in general

01:07:07.380 in my life same i think a lot of people don't know

01:07:11.460 what was that at the end there what was that voice at the end um can you say exactly what

01:07:18.520 you said one more time i think a lot of people don't know well you didn't say it that way well

01:07:22.460 Well, I wasn't sure of what I was saying, so I just said it in an unsure way.

01:07:25.980 Reloctant way, yeah, yeah.

01:07:27.460 I think a lot of people don't know what they're doing in life,

01:07:30.100 and so you just have to try different things out and just enjoy each moment.

01:07:36.700 You're in a Mr. Beast challenge.

01:07:38.000 You know Mr. Beast?

01:07:38.900 I'm in a Mr. Beast challenge.

01:07:40.000 It's hypothetical.

01:07:40.980 Okay.

01:07:41.440 You know Mr. Beast?

01:07:42.240 Yes. 0.99

01:07:42.920 If you're in a Mr. Beast challenge and you win a $1 million, what do you do with it?

01:07:48.500 maybe start doing giver i i i can i can stop stressing about money and then i can do bigger

01:08:06.120 giveaways when i do giveaways um the biggest i've given away is like a tv i've given away a free tv

01:08:11.040 a couple times and then besides that maybe like 20 here and there um but i think it'd be cool to

01:08:15.280 give away like a thousand bucks or something and would you make any big expenditures

01:08:19.360 lamborghini no presidential rolly no i'm not that into those kind of things uh but i do like

01:08:31.180 traveling maybe i would take a cool trip oh nice where would you go um maybe to

01:08:36.280 hmm new york but i could go there anyways but like at some point but um maybe europe okay

01:08:45.060 anywhere in europe specifically um anywhere would be cool have you been to europe you have

01:08:51.820 do you have any do you have any pickup lines no how how do you uh get girls uh i already stated

01:08:59.560 he's not a lot at the moment but if i were to date i would maybe just try going on a dating app or if

01:09:05.880 it's like a friend of a friend situation then maybe there would just be natural chemistry

01:09:10.000 and then we would ask to go to dinner or something what are some green flags

01:09:14.460 and if you're looking for a relationship with someone connecting with someone and being

01:09:19.740 attracted to each other and uh liking each other and all that what about being healthy and stuff

01:09:27.560 mentally healthy or whatever what about red flags um cheating on each other yeah bad bad

01:09:32.840 the worst obviously um yeah yeah yeah for sure i got a quick it should be the easiest question

01:09:41.520 of the day um what would you consider to be the purpose of life i don't know

01:09:49.180 what do you think same okay same exact boat i think i know

01:09:55.160 what what love hmm that's the only thing i can i can i can say that makes me feel like i actually

01:10:05.920 have a purpose here on this planet love and do you think uh assaulting bradley martin helped

01:10:12.180 you feel more of that today he signed the waiver i mean you beat up a bodybuilder he signed the

01:10:16.340 it was unfair and he's a friend of mine it's not you did nothing to stop it not a single thing i

01:10:22.560 tried my absolute best while also still shooting the video that it's just a great video you know

01:10:29.780 how sometimes you have to completely abandon all your morals in order to get make it i sure do

01:10:36.940 i think you need to try not to do that yeah no no you're absolutely right i'm kidding i'm kidding

01:10:41.400 you're absolutely right i'm kidding dude i'm kidding i i'm completely joking about that

01:10:45.920 unless of course i mean depending on the view count but just dax flame that was a sarcasm

01:10:54.500 do you have anything else you want you'd like to talk about yeah um do y'all have any other

01:11:01.720 questions or do y'all have any questions you want me to ask you i i don't yeah is it yeah

01:11:06.820 can you ask me um can you ask me what i'm what i have to do later on today uh what are you going

01:11:14.140 up to later um i'm not quite i'm not quite sure yet thanks for watching impulsive and

01:11:28.880 have a good day cool

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