Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E106 PIQUES USED TO BE CRISTIANO RONALDO’S ROOMMATE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 106

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00:02:10.520 Dude, you messed up the clip. 0.99

00:02:12.540 I smoked that shit, and like, literally, I was like, look at my eye. 0.99

00:02:15.720 I was trying to survive. 1.00

00:02:17.080 You're trying to remember.

00:02:18.700 I was like, you're fighting for life.

00:02:20.840 Yeah, 100%.

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00:02:24.140 No, Snoop's like, are you going to pass that shit back or what? 0.99

00:02:34.160 Welcome back to Impulsive. 0.99

00:02:35.340 What's up?

00:02:35.720 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

00:02:37.700 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:03:01.920 you aren't subscribed please hit that button for me we do an audio only extended q a with the guest

00:03:05.940 after the visual on spotify and itunes hit us up there uh we got sponsors now i'm ex-controversial

00:03:11.100 mike's looking good are you on steroids are you doing steroids because you're looking bigger

00:03:15.360 your shoulders and the only thing you've been picking up lately is tequila let's be honest

00:03:18.980 yeah they're big bottles here's the deal i'll tell you this much challenger games are coming

00:03:22.900 up as you guys know bradley martin is participating in the uh waffle throw yes the shot put they call

00:03:28.100 it they're calling it nowadays uh and so i said to myself hey why don't i compete no no no i was

00:03:36.180 immediately shot down by logan and the entire team so i'm unable to compete because of my ankle and

00:03:40.180 also just because i'm a frail old man but i will the reason why no but no i could have but i'll

00:03:44.720 tell you why i think we got to do it can you stop it i'm trying to help you out you can't help me 0.88

00:03:50.680 here's why because i'm the fucking chief announcer for the whole challenger we're gonna put mike 0.85

00:03:55.000 next to a sports analyst who knows what he's doing and who's like older and is gonna play 0.95

00:03:59.320 straight like very like and logan paul with the strides and the curve and mike's gonna be like 1.00

00:04:04.060 logan paul more like a curvy penis please bring the dicks in wow he may win a gold medal but he 0.99

00:04:09.800 will never be back on google preferred over to you jimmy exactly but here's the problem i swear 0.99

00:04:13.940 to god if they don't provide a fan i'm not doing it why don't you like i don't want any money i

00:04:18.920 don't want a chair bring your little friend right here can i bring this fan your biggest fan i talk

00:04:23.740 about this on every episode now shout out oh paul i don't even know how to say do better branding

00:04:28.240 like what how would you even say that i probably would if we're not getting paid yeah because now

00:04:32.280 we actually do you should create your you should create your own thing called hey big fan oh wow

00:04:37.980 but it's really just a little fan that don't aim or hey fan mike yeah fan big mike why don't you

00:04:44.260 focus on getting your domain name first heybigmike.com yo that almost that almost backfired

00:04:49.580 i didn't understand what did you not want me to show i can't there's something that i can't talk

00:04:53.520 about on here but there's multiple likes like little issues one of them was uh oh it said

00:04:59.220 it said this shirt comes complete with uh this shirt comes complete with antiquated cocaine

00:05:06.460 straight from mike's nose it says in the corner some pull it back up so you get the exact quote

00:05:11.940 Bro, they're kind of bullying you.

00:05:14.560 We're talking about heybigmike.com.

00:05:16.340 Someone snagged this domain.

00:05:17.600 Andre's too busy to do anything.

00:05:19.160 He's got a sweatshirt on one arm.

00:05:20.320 Why don't you just put it on?

00:05:21.100 We'll wait.

00:05:21.700 Why do you have a sweatshirt on one arm?

00:05:23.900 Why are you putting a sweatshirt on?

00:05:25.500 I think it's sanitation.

00:05:27.280 Are you going to put it all the way on eventually?

00:05:28.860 Can somebody get a camera on him?

00:05:30.760 Is that possible? 1.00

00:05:32.100 You look like a silly old woman about to go to the shopping center. 1.00

00:05:36.160 In Greece. 1.00

00:05:36.980 In Greece.

00:05:37.440 Yeah.

00:05:37.860 Like, what?

00:05:39.460 Milton said he's a weird person

00:05:43.800 Who eats turtle food

00:05:45.100 That's what he called it in Sweden

00:05:47.200 He goes you're that weird guy

00:05:49.440 Who eats turtle food

00:05:50.600 He goes not even turtles who eat your food

00:05:52.360 Hey I'm Mike Malzikoff

00:05:54.080 Shop now for I didn't register my domain name merch

00:05:58.340 It's the shittiest merch in the game

00:05:59.540 If you order more than $50 of merch

00:06:01.140 It will come covered in dusted white powder

00:06:03.000 Left over from Mike's nose

00:06:04.600 Wow

00:06:04.940 wow

00:06:06.200 jeez

00:06:07.500 taking a shot at my old days

00:06:10.580 as a straight drug addict

00:06:12.140 what were you going to say about bullying

00:06:13.180 I was just going to say bullying is not good

00:06:15.960 never never ever ever

00:06:18.360 bully anyone unless I'll be honest

00:06:20.420 with you they're over the age of like 32

00:06:21.820 because Peaks is about to come on 0.97

00:06:23.760 do you ever give a fuck about like I don't care dude 0.99

00:06:26.220 like take shots 1.00

00:06:27.580 take shots at me dude like I'm still going to get 1.00

00:06:29.380 fucking everything 1.00

00:06:30.860 while you're talking about bullying bro 1.00

00:06:33.060 I just looked at this

00:06:34.300 but look at this

00:06:35.360 hold up 1.00

00:06:36.040 bro you see this shit dude 1.00

00:06:37.100 look at the resemblance 1.00

00:06:37.860 it's uncanny

00:06:38.880 oh

00:06:39.340 no that's not true

00:06:40.760 that's not even true

00:06:41.640 you were smiling

00:06:42.400 the same way bro

00:06:43.720 yeah you're right

00:06:44.900 oh god

00:06:46.100 that's what Slenderman 0.99

00:06:46.900 was made of

00:06:47.780 the girl actually

00:06:48.760 looks more 0.94

00:06:49.560 let's go back

00:06:50.780 oh my god

00:06:52.480 it's exact

00:06:53.200 god

00:06:54.620 what's the girl 1.00

00:06:56.400 doing in the background 1.00

00:06:57.180 probably just

00:06:58.060 nothing

00:06:58.620 why she got such 1.00

00:06:59.600 long straws 1.00

00:07:00.920 the straw's so long

00:07:02.000 jumbo straw

00:07:02.960 Bro, that was in Cancun in 2006, bro.

00:07:06.500 I have a bad Cancun picture, too. 0.99

00:07:08.340 I can't even tell you the things I was doing in that fucking... 0.99

00:07:10.900 I have a real bad Cancun picture. 0.99

00:07:12.460 I don't know who doesn't, actually.

00:07:14.080 I posted this on my Instagram. 0.99

00:07:16.040 Damn, I was fat, dude. 0.99

00:07:17.420 You know what I used to eat, Peaks? 0.99

00:07:18.780 At some point, we'll bring you on.

00:07:19.940 I'm going to keep talking to you like this for now.

00:07:22.480 I used to eat hash browns, bro.

00:07:24.800 That was my food of choice, bro.

00:07:26.740 I loved hash browns.

00:07:27.780 This was my Cancun picture.

00:07:29.460 Yeah, that's rough.

00:07:30.460 Oh, when you were still Tfue.

00:07:32.960 And then I evolved, bro 0.74

00:07:35.120 I accept, yo, I don't know

00:07:37.320 Tfue, maybe I should devolve and go back to me 0.97

00:07:39.220 Tfue's the fucking low, low key 0.99

00:07:41.320 He's the man, bro 0.99

00:07:42.100 Alright, should we bring the guest on, or?

00:07:44.200 No, we don't have to

00:07:45.080 Wait, really quick, who's that guy to the right under your picture in the top corner?

00:07:47.740 Can you zoom in on that picture?

00:07:49.260 Of the comment person? Yes, on to that

00:07:51.860 He's got cucumbers on his eyes

00:07:53.840 You're a multimillionaire, but no way you're a billionaire, no word

00:07:57.300 Alright guys, our guest is a human person

00:08:02.260 He's a man, and he's been a friend of mine for some time now.

00:08:05.180 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:08:06.240 OG Vine Star.

00:08:07.760 You're not reading.

00:08:08.960 Oh, we are past episode 100.

00:08:11.240 I need to tell you all one quick thing.

00:08:12.220 I don't need intros anymore.

00:08:13.700 After last episode, he said, I'm not doing a Polaroid.

00:08:16.240 We just passed 100.

00:08:17.540 He's already no Polaroids.

00:08:19.240 What was the other thing?

00:08:21.220 Oh, he was going to wear the same outfit for two episodes, which we always change.

00:08:25.460 And now he has read for 100 episodes, he read a very specific intro.

00:08:30.720 he didn't prepare anything he's going off the cuff two episodes a week like here's why guys 0.94

00:08:35.840 i'm leveling i'm leveling up dude i'm the shit like i'm 100 episodes deep bro i'm only gonna 0.98

00:08:42.240 push the button the pedal harder you hate this no you're not because you're in what what pedal 0.98

00:08:47.220 the brake pedal yeah yeah oh yeah yeah that slows down if you didn't check last time i'm gonna be

00:08:52.780 honest with you if i do have an explanation i'm still extremely jet lagged okay oh yeah it's been

00:08:59.400 Two days, bro.

00:09:00.600 It's going to take me nine days.

00:09:02.580 All right, do it off the dome.

00:09:03.880 All right, guys.

00:09:05.100 He's an OG Vine star.

00:09:06.420 He's an influencer, and he's a man.

00:09:10.380 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Sean Ball Peaks.

00:09:12.980 Let's go.

00:09:14.280 Let's go.

00:09:15.080 What's up?

00:09:15.760 What's up, baby?

00:09:16.840 Thanks for having me.

00:09:17.880 I want to just raise a quick question.

00:09:19.700 What intro would you have given yourself?

00:09:22.580 I think that was an appropriate intro.

00:09:24.060 I think that was good enough.

00:09:24.900 You're hot.

00:09:25.740 You're hot.

00:09:26.200 Kind of covered everything there.

00:09:27.240 I just said I'm hot.

00:09:28.340 You think I'm hot, Mike?

00:09:29.020 You're hot.

00:09:30.080 Okay, but wait.

00:09:30.820 Really, though, how would you explain yourself?

00:09:32.900 Like, how would you describe yourself?

00:09:35.080 I would say I'm an old man now on the internet.

00:09:38.060 Oh, okay.

00:09:38.620 Doing my thing.

00:09:40.180 And I'm here.

00:09:40.880 I'm here.

00:09:41.260 I'm like Mike, you know? 1.00

00:09:42.160 Shout out old men. 1.00

00:09:43.580 Shout out old men.

00:09:44.700 You're 33? 1.00

00:09:45.560 33 years.

00:09:45.980 Mike's 34.

00:09:46.780 You got me beat by it.

00:09:47.720 Or do I have you beat by it?

00:09:49.400 By the way, a lot of people, I want you to know this.

00:09:51.380 I'm not old.

00:09:51.920 You're young.

00:09:52.480 Like, catch up, dude. 1.00

00:09:53.420 Like, you're slow as fuck. 1.00

00:09:54.480 We're wise. 1.00

00:09:55.340 Wise as hell, bro.

00:09:56.240 We've been through it all.

00:09:57.260 Not yet.

00:09:57.500 But Peaks, haven't you always been like the

00:09:59.100 old guy? Yeah. You've always

00:10:01.400 played the old guy. When I was on Vine,

00:10:03.460 everyone was like, what the fuck are you doing here, you 1.00

00:10:05.300 40-year-old? What were you doing there? 1.00

00:10:07.480 You were like 26 at that point.

00:10:09.180 Yeah, like 27. Yeah, I was just having a good time,

00:10:11.580 bro. Like, just making content.

00:10:13.580 So, I bet you do TikToks now, then, huh?

00:10:15.880 I know you do. Do you?

00:10:17.600 I've done a few. Oh, no!

00:10:19.580 Not like this! Oh, Peaks, you gotta stay close to the mic.

00:10:21.620 It's my podcast or weird, bro. Alright, sorry.

00:10:23.480 My first time on a podcast. No, it's good. Welcome.

00:10:25.100 There we go. I gotta tell you right off the bat,

00:10:27.160 bro you're one of my one of my favorite um people to watch on instagram i it's weird because you

00:10:32.260 a lot of the girls that are in your videos are girls that i've like either dm'd dm'd or

00:10:37.520 potentially had sex with like i'll be yeah i'll be honest with you on your page and and like we

00:10:42.920 pick them out like uh let's i mean we can't like nda agreements with them no no no i'm just like 0.98

00:10:48.600 like i'm seeing faces a bunch of them here wow wow i love your are you objectifying women no you

00:10:55.820 know i'm just explain this it's all about the eyes oh we missed that eyes you see you want see

00:11:03.940 it worked the clickbait worked you saw the booty and then you got to see the eyes you once tweeted

00:11:09.080 i'm a simple man i see boobs i press like correct i agree with that i respect your honesty i really

00:11:16.340 do they say simple is more sometimes by the way someone somebody called me out i commented on a

00:11:20.880 picture of a really hot chick uh her name's i think at julia rose you should follow her on 0.96

00:11:26.000 instagram she's really hot and i commented uh she was lifting up her friend's boobs for a selfie 1.00

00:11:30.540 from underneath and i said this is the content i'm here for right and some um one of the haters

00:11:35.020 because oh my god so many he goes um aren't you like 40 bro aren't you like 40 bro that was the

00:11:42.520 voice i wrote aren't you like 40 bro i think that's i responded and i go now i'm like 60 but 1.00

00:11:49.020 What age do I have to stop liking boobs, you fuck ass? 1.00

00:11:51.760 That's what I said. 1.00

00:11:52.660 Like, well, that's fucking good, bro. 0.99

00:11:54.020 What's the age limit? 0.99

00:11:54.780 Is there an age limit on tics, dude? 1.00

00:11:56.800 You fucking moron. 1.00

00:11:58.980 No way. 1.00

00:11:59.660 There sort of is.

00:12:03.220 Yeah.

00:12:03.980 I can't wait till you get older. 1.00

00:12:06.140 That's all I'm going to say, because you're going to say some dumb shit to piss me off. 0.99

00:12:08.740 Listen, I'm just saying, the older you get, I think the less acceptable it is to be as expressive in public about your affinity 0.99

00:12:18.520 towards breasts i agree like imagine if a 50 year old is commenting on sympathy roses autumn falls

00:12:25.120 julia winter snows you get sympathy from julia so i think they're and he's like and he's 55 dude

00:12:32.400 and he's in a wheelchair wheelchair yeah i i think there's outliers and so like i my goal one of my

00:12:38.260 other goals in life we talked about some in the last episode is to be an outlier another outlier

00:12:42.180 howard stern howard stern leonardo dicaprio these dudes are in the 50s 60s who the hell knows

00:12:47.520 it's alright for them to date 19 year olds 1.00

00:12:49.740 guess who's about to be another one of those motherfuckers 1.00

00:12:52.160 bro I am on my way 1.00

00:12:53.620 especially looking like this

00:12:54.640 Bulls jersey

00:12:55.820 I'm gonna be walking out of the AARP

00:13:00.700 offices 1.00

00:13:01.340 with an 18 year old bitch pushing my wheelchair 1.00

00:13:04.200 dog and I'm gonna be taking her to 1.00

00:13:06.060 Applebee's and spending 20% of my retirement 1.00

00:13:08.220 money on her bro

00:13:09.240 I had a little bit of trouble with that word

00:13:11.800 are you dating girls?

00:13:13.180 no dating

00:13:13.920 I don't know Los Angeles is kind of weird 1.00

00:13:17.060 i think in what matter like the girls are whores i didn't say it some of them are but i don't know 0.92

00:13:25.240 a lot of it's like like this cloud thing i feel cloud cloud cloud you know yeah but my my canadian 1.00

00:13:31.160 yeah but so i'm not about that i just want to find a regular girl that's chill you know that 0.99

00:13:38.160 like can you can like just chill with have fun smoke and you're telling me these girls aren't

00:13:42.240 that do they look like that oh not if they make your eyes do this bro you ever been to idaho 1.00

00:13:50.040 no i never you'd find girls like that there right you want to know why because there's no roads

00:13:54.560 yeah there's no way in and out there's no way there's no way there's no where to go there's

00:13:58.680 no egress airport there's no egress bro so imagine this you're sitting there and you're like hey

00:14:03.560 girl you want to go on a date guess what her answer is yes well i don't know why because

00:14:07.320 there's nobody else there's no other people there's no selection there's so much selection

00:14:10.820 here yeah bro so much every time it's almost too much right sometimes la is just like wow i just

00:14:16.640 it's i just need a day away i need a day with with nothing every time i get something cooking dude

00:14:23.380 every time i get something like yo i i this is the one this is the girl that i want to spend

00:14:28.920 i'm like i can spend the rest of my life with this girl you know i've been talking to her for 0.89

00:14:34.300 probably call it like a day or two and so i know for sure okay for sure i've had sex for multiple

00:14:39.420 times i know for sure i want this girl to meet my yeah he does that's how he does i want i want

00:14:43.260 this girl to meet my mother right then what happens is i say you know what but before i do 0.98

00:14:48.440 that let me take a poop and scroll the gram guess what i just found 14 new wives i see you every day

00:14:53.680 on my instagram first like is hey big mike on every single girl that i follow there's a there's

00:15:00.120 a few there's a few people who are like that i'm diplo is also like that oh yeah diplo drops the

00:15:05.960 likes and comments. Is he another one that

00:15:07.840 will be wheeled out of the AARP

00:15:09.840 of the 19-year-old? Yes, absolutely.

00:15:11.440 It is, bro. Absolutely. AARP.

00:15:14.200 And by the way, you know what I think it is?

00:15:16.120 I think it's humor, bro.

00:15:17.920 Humor's timeless. So the 19-year-old guy

00:15:19.840 is like, the 19-year-old girl is like, yo,

00:15:21.740 this dude's 65. He's got an

00:15:23.700 inflatable penis. He takes me to 1.00

00:15:25.800 Mykonos, and I don't even fucking like the place. 0.96

00:15:27.980 But guess what? This dude makes me laugh, 0.96

00:15:29.920 bro. And all I want to do is laugh.

00:15:31.800 All I want to do is laugh. He could use a shoehorn

00:15:33.900 to put his penis in me because he can't get hard enough. 1.00

00:15:35.960 dude, but I don't want to laugh. 1.00

00:15:37.220 I don't even know where you come up with this in your brain, bro.

00:15:40.120 Where is it?

00:15:40.900 A shoehorn.

00:15:42.060 Where does this come from?

00:15:42.920 Sometimes you just need a little shoehorn to stuff it in there, bro,

00:15:45.040 because it's flaccid, because you're 90.

00:15:47.880 Man, we have, so far, after episode 100,

00:15:50.440 actually, even episode 100, there's not much value coming from the show.

00:15:53.880 What do you want?

00:15:55.160 Any time laughter happens, that's value.

00:15:57.720 I don't know what you want me to do.

00:15:58.620 Does this turn off ever?

00:15:59.860 Your mic?

00:16:00.760 No, no.

00:16:01.280 Oh, Mike.

00:16:02.180 I've seen it after the 100th episode.

00:16:04.960 yes and it's it happens maybe three four times a year when it was 10 p.m i went upstairs and

00:16:11.200 mike was sleeping fully clothed and that's the only time that he's just when i get it's rare

00:16:16.780 drama or when you put yourself to bed at logan's party no shout out gage the little 16 year old

00:16:22.960 put me to sleep who saved mike's life you were there yeah i was there yeah i was there did you

00:16:27.200 see mike's belligerent i've seen him uh feeding shots to riley reed and i was like oh this this

00:16:34.100 vlogs about to get i also fed her my finger she loves fingers yeah oh so you got to smoke some

00:16:41.040 weed with snoop dog too yeah how was that that was actually really so this looks this looks

00:16:45.820 slightly photoshopped really i think it's just the quality of the image to be honest what are

00:16:49.480 you saying he's not there hold on hold on is this photoshop no not at all you're lying bro you don't 0.90

00:16:55.040 think i have enough clout to fucking hang with snoop dog is that what why does it look like you're 0.97

00:16:58.400 analyzing the joint bro okay first of all i mean that was the most craziest weed i've ever smoked 0.97

00:17:05.140 i smoke weed every day okay and i think that was called like louis the 13th or 14th i don't know 0.53

00:17:11.100 my louis yeah but i smoked that shit and like literally i was like look at my i was trying to

00:17:16.860 survive you're trying to remember i was like trying to survive yeah 100 and i love how snoop's just 0.97

00:17:23.200 like yeah that's right no snoop's like are you gonna pass that shit back or what bro when i 0.81

00:17:28.480 hopped in this charity basketball game i did uh a couple days ago and i pulled my hamstring 0.97

00:17:33.660 when i went on the field or the court for the second quarter the the snoop dog was on and i 0.89

00:17:40.760 was like i'm about to fucking guard snoop dog this is crazy i wonder if he's high i did end up 0.90

00:17:45.360 getting contact high uh floyd mayweather was also on the court but the reason i pulled my hamstring 0.94

00:17:50.020 is also because of Snoop Dogg.

00:17:52.120 Really?

00:17:52.760 I was trying to guard Snoop Dogg,

00:17:54.080 like chasing him down. 1.00

00:17:54.860 I pulled my fucking hand. 1.00

00:17:56.120 He's busy fast? 1.00

00:17:57.580 Dude. 0.99

00:17:57.900 He balls.

00:17:58.580 Dude, he does ball. 0.88

00:18:00.000 He actually has a basketball court

00:18:02.100 in that place that we were chilling at.

00:18:04.320 Yeah.

00:18:04.440 Like he has a whole facility.

00:18:06.200 Dude, he's athletic.

00:18:06.980 We were there for this Super Bowl party.

00:18:08.120 Oh, that was his place?

00:18:09.380 Yeah.

00:18:09.680 Oh, okay.

00:18:10.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:10.720 With like the arcade machines.

00:18:11.880 Oh, so he probably practices.

00:18:13.440 But he also fights.

00:18:14.400 Do you know that?

00:18:15.300 No.

00:18:15.700 Bro.

00:18:15.960 I heard Wiz Khalifa fights.

00:18:16.980 But Snoop Dogg does fight as well.

00:18:19.540 and um snoop books really mean when he plays basketball too or his appendages must be long

00:18:24.540 oh talk to him about his appendages i i put it like this he's like a giant squid that's never

00:18:29.220 been discovered the really big one just a hand in your hand up in your face he's everywhere and i

00:18:34.440 thought and i thought like um he's kind of skinny right so i was like snoop thought he's kind of

00:18:39.240 like a toothpick bro like i'm gonna be able to run through him but no he's muscular and yeah and 0.98

00:18:43.020 bony in there he's strong bro check it out oh shit i got hit with an ad hobson shaw i can't 0.98

00:18:49.460 I went to see the movie, by the way. Shout out to Dwayne Johnson. 0.97

00:18:51.380 You guys know the trick about ads, right? How to get them off your page?

00:18:53.440 Yeah, you go on YouTube Premium.

00:18:54.720 No, you go left and you go back and forward.

00:18:57.460 You know the trick?

00:18:58.220 What do you mean? You just refresh?

00:18:59.100 I don't want to tell people who are watching.

00:19:01.000 I'm going to get the copyright strike, but check it out.

00:19:03.300 Bro, look at his hands, dog.

00:19:05.380 He's got nice footwork.

00:19:08.120 Okay.

00:19:08.760 That was a long time ago.

00:19:10.260 Give him a chance.

00:19:11.320 Give him a chance.

00:19:12.140 For his age.

00:19:13.060 Bro, for his age, for his height, for his lack of luck.

00:19:15.720 Like trust, it doesn't look like it.

00:19:17.240 he's got some,

00:19:18.320 he's been practicing

00:19:19.120 for a minute.

00:19:20.120 Yeah.

00:19:20.880 Bro, like,

00:19:21.740 quick little jab,

00:19:22.580 quick little one-two,

00:19:23.380 like, 0.60

00:19:23.680 that's a long jab.

00:19:24.920 Like, that's three

00:19:25.860 to four months of work.

00:19:26.460 I'll be honest with you,

00:19:27.160 I think Daisy Keech 0.91

00:19:27.960 can fight him 1.00

00:19:28.820 and beat him.

00:19:29.820 I've never seen her fight.

00:19:30.860 She can't,

00:19:32.160 but he looks a little slow.

00:19:33.220 Also, do you think

00:19:33.860 he could ever date

00:19:34.780 a 19-year-old?

00:19:35.780 He strikes me

00:19:36.560 as the person that can't.

00:19:38.000 Can't or can't?

00:19:38.800 Cannot.

00:19:39.320 Cannot.

00:19:39.880 You know what?

00:19:40.680 Because he wouldn't

00:19:41.180 put up with her, bro.

00:19:42.260 Oh, really?

00:19:42.720 He's so wise. 1.00

00:19:44.040 I guarantee he's wise as fuck. 0.98

00:19:45.600 because like i i want to i want to you know make sure that we we're inclusive here i think like um 0.97

00:19:51.100 eddie murphy could for some reason like i don't know why because he's like super funny once again

00:19:57.320 bro goes right back to like bro but bro i just can't picture after guarding this man's and 0.99

00:20:03.000 realizing how serious he is about everything he's not gonna date a sorry a dumbass 19 year old like 0.98

00:20:10.040 model girl he's a girl that has like been through life that experience exactly he can like relate 0.98

00:20:15.560 to for sure he probably just wants a chick that could roll else for him you know what i'm saying

00:20:18.760 like that could just twist up for him most most dudes do most dudes you smoke probably do well

00:20:23.340 there are a lot of people that are trying to hire professional someone from your mother country 1.00

00:20:28.000 let's talk about the nelk boys for a second here i'm sure you're watching them yep the nelk boys

00:20:32.500 i think either we're looking to hire or hired a professional you're lying you're lying full-time

00:20:38.160 job you're lying full-time job i think they had put an ad out for it because they hang out with

00:20:42.220 steve will do it and they're these these boys what's like the the average amount of weed you

00:20:46.260 have to smoke a day before you actually hire someone to roll one i'd say i'd say i'd say six

00:20:50.880 to eight ounces how many like blunts is that in like six i'd say you probably so i'd say you

00:20:55.400 probably get about there's 28 grams in an ounce i would say if you're rolling up like 1.2 1.4 is

00:21:01.700 you probably get about 20 to 22 joints per ounce yeah and so you're talking if you do eight ounces

00:21:07.220 a day you're talking about 160 joints a day that's a lot of weed yeah that's that's a lot

00:21:11.540 are you high right now no i wish i was why not i don't know i just felt like i'd be so it'd be

00:21:16.400 better to be sober i try to sometimes i get a little bit of anxiety and like i panic a little

00:21:21.760 bit when i smoke because i was like you know what let's just go on sober chill out with the boys

00:21:25.260 chill with the boys it's so interesting how how now kids are watching content that's just like

00:21:31.460 filled with weed weed is in every music video i mean we're talking about it like you know we were

00:21:36.900 kids like i mean whiz khalifa was one of the first ones he started he started it whiz khalifa

00:21:43.760 started snoop was no snoop i think i don't think he could i i don't think that that he what they

00:21:49.280 would do is they would blur it fake weed or they would blur it yeah they would like literally on

00:21:53.260 mtv there would be a blur over like for like um when he get when doggy style got released like

00:21:58.900 all the songs off that album like yeah they couldn't show it it was still very illegal like

00:22:04.960 It says in one of his songs, too.

00:22:06.720 He's like, I started smoking weed in my videos. 0.99

00:22:09.980 I can't remember what the fucking lyrics are. 0.99

00:22:11.200 I saw him perform once, and he was smoking on stage. 0.99

00:22:15.920 This was like 2014, 2015.

00:22:17.900 And he whipped out a joint on stage and started smoking, 1.00

00:22:19.820 and I lost my shit. 1.00

00:22:20.940 I was like, no way. 1.00

00:22:21.760 He's going to get in so much trouble.

00:22:22.960 How is this legal?

00:22:23.820 And actually, in Sweden, when I went to Sweden,

00:22:25.880 it's still illegal there.

00:22:27.180 And so it was weird for kids to come up to me and be like,

00:22:30.200 yo, you want some weed?

00:22:31.600 And I'm like, first, I don't smoke.

00:22:33.880 second off like if i wanted it i would have already had it well they're still like being shady about

00:22:38.720 it like it's still a drug i'm like some weed you said are you saying no no yeah i said i said weed

00:22:46.420 yo um it's so interesting what the culture how it's shifted because of that yeah and i as someone

00:22:53.860 who smokes weed how have you seen it shift i mean i i'm happy that it kind of was downgraded per se

00:23:01.580 of like not being illegal because there's so many beneficial things that marijuana provides people

00:23:05.980 um i remember watching i guess i think it was before it was elite uh before it was legal i

00:23:10.220 watched like a cnn documentary of how children with epilepsy are being cured with with marijuana

00:23:15.600 like with oil cbd oil and just something like that like for for a young kid to be you know

00:23:21.500 three five three to five years old having seizures and all of a sudden be cured by

00:23:25.820 Didn't Brendan Schaub say his kid was cured with CBD?

00:23:29.160 That was really, like, the breaking point for, like, marijuana as a plant.

00:23:33.940 Once there was a company called Charlotte's Web,

00:23:37.240 and it was a bunch of brothers in a couple,

00:23:39.800 I don't know if there's two or three of them in Colorado,

00:23:41.400 and they came up with this strain that was so high in CBD,

00:23:45.120 so CBD rich that it was just curing, not curing,

00:23:48.780 but it was treating epileptic seizures in children left and right.

00:23:51.240 Right.

00:23:51.560 kids that were having 90 100 150 grand mal seizures a day which is like yo put the spoon

00:23:58.300 in the mouth it's like they could die at any second it was taking care it was handling that

00:24:02.680 right and it was just wild i i often think about like how a plant can have as many uh benefits

00:24:09.380 that um the cannabis plant has because you know you hear about superfoods like acai and uh the

00:24:17.520 baruca nut yeah um it sounds like cannabis is like a super plant like how many things can it

00:24:23.940 be used for right there's the there's hemp clothes thc now cbd it's it's yeah which is which and the

00:24:31.880 uses are all completely different it's literally fucking crazy you ever seen a plant might be from

00:24:35.900 space honestly like i've envisioned and i've talked to people that i think weed is from space 0.53

00:24:40.900 like a comment was sent from a far away alien planet and they sent this little weed comment

00:24:47.100 because they're like yo humans need to wake up

00:24:49.040 and then people start smoking weed

00:24:51.880 let's put it here and see what happens

00:24:53.220 was it like a seed or was it like a bag of weed

00:24:55.940 it could have just been a bag of weed

00:24:57.360 and then the seed spread

00:24:58.540 everybody was getting stoned on

00:25:02.300 Pangea

00:25:02.720 I miss Pangea 1.00

00:25:04.020 that's part of the reason the world's so fucked 0.99

00:25:08.300 now we're all so divided 0.98

00:25:09.320 imagine Pangea same continent type

00:25:11.520 Antarctica used to not be frozen too

00:25:14.220 imagine that

00:25:16.040 imagine getting to explore antarctica i think it was that and also tamagotchis like those two things

00:25:21.740 like pangea because i remember it was it was pangea everyone was together chilling yeah and

00:25:26.780 also everyone was together chilling playing with tamagotchis yeah i sucked at that so my thing would

00:25:31.100 always die but at least there was that togetherness of yo we're all on the same continent

00:25:35.780 let's share together in combined enjoyment of a tamagotchi was the idea came from pangea

00:25:43.040 ah oh is that what happened yeah there's the connection ah that's quite a and then everything

00:25:48.780 split are you do you like watch anime stuff and like are you in the gaming community at all

00:25:53.620 yeah i watch a little bit of anime actually jerry and and max jr got me into it my favorite anime

00:25:59.480 of all time is death note i don't know if you guys have seen it what's death note it's actually

00:26:03.040 made a from what i never watched it the reviews are horrible on like the remake but death note

00:26:09.020 is uh it's basically like a book dropped by the gods that a kid finds and you can basically write

00:26:17.740 your write the person's name in the book and i don't know what the time is like if it's five

00:26:22.640 ten seconds a minute but whatever you write if you write that person's name in the book

00:26:26.560 and you write the cause of death that person dies from it and yeah like that's horrible

00:26:32.880 basically you hold everybody's fate in your own hands exactly and then there's this guy l who's

00:26:38.960 basically trying to figure out who this person is that's killing these people and he's killing

00:26:42.980 people like for for good reasons you can write the cause of death though yeah who would you who

00:26:47.580 would you write in the book and what their cause of death would be this is such a bad question i

00:26:51.720 don't know i don't know there's not a single person i mean maybe think of like an enemy of

00:26:54.740 some sort like who's just really ruining it right now even think of like an entity it could be a

00:26:59.640 business i know what everyone's like everyone like who's watching probably like say donald trump

00:27:03.920 say donald trump well what about what if it had to be mike no i don't i'm sorry let's say it has

00:27:08.760 to be i would say i would say cause of death in sleep painless thank you wow thank you he's a

00:27:14.300 nice guy like even though he says some like things where you're like i don't know if he should have 0.93

00:27:19.260 said that he's you could see deep down he's a fucking genuine guy here's it here's the thing

00:27:23.560 though just because he enjoys with no pain he enjoys comedy he enjoys comedy so it doesn't 0.96

00:27:28.860 necessarily have to be in sleep to be no pain let's just say there's a semi truck with a large

00:27:33.200 plow going 250 spencer i'm gonna ask you what what's going on that's painless are you feeling

00:27:39.080 it probably would be painless i touched you are you feeling some sort of way right now

00:27:43.500 i'm just saying a semi truck at 250 he dropped a simple answer an electric truck coming at you

00:27:52.180 what you'd pick elon musk no no no no i was like that guy's trying to save everyone he dropped a

00:27:57.260 simple answer which was which was d trump which was which is probably a pretty popular answer i'm

00:28:01.980 not saying it would have been my answer but it's private and you interrupted and said me

00:28:05.720 why would you do that so is it plant-based answer so it's good bro it just came out i didn't give

00:28:12.220 it much thought i really don't want anyone dead me neither not a single person he may say he may

00:28:19.520 say the following logan may say this yeah i will agree with oh yeah like those types of people yeah 1.00

00:28:25.680 Fuck you, you bitch ass, Terrence. 1.00

00:28:27.120 Fuck you. 1.00

00:28:27.580 That's what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:28:28.380 That's what I'm talking about.

00:28:28.720 That's what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:28:29.300 Fuck you, Terrence. 1.00

00:28:30.140 I'm saying that you don't want anyone dead. 1.00

00:28:31.520 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

00:28:31.920 There's so many shitheads out there that are killing people. 1.00

00:28:34.420 Like, they should die. 1.00

00:28:35.580 And by the way, my cause of death, bro, would involve Velcro. 1.00

00:28:39.540 Lots of Velcro.

00:28:40.760 Really?

00:28:41.320 Yes.

00:28:41.680 Like, just rubbing Velcro?

00:28:42.800 I don't know. 0.98

00:28:43.380 I think I'd strap Velcro around their limbs and then quarter them. 0.96

00:28:46.980 And every time one died, that's the sound you hear. 0.96

00:28:50.280 That was the start of a fight.

00:28:53.380 No, that's not.

00:28:54.360 That's a small cow with a cowbell walking through the fields of Idaho. 0.99

00:28:58.380 Shout out all the moms in Idaho, by the way, 1.00

00:29:00.040 who bring those fucking cowbells to the football games. 1.00

00:29:02.480 Is that expensive? 1.00

00:29:05.020 Are you going to damage that?

00:29:06.640 That looks kind of nice.

00:29:07.280 Are you not supposed to say anything about it?

00:29:08.200 It was like $150K, I think.

00:29:10.240 You're just running around like that, bro.

00:29:11.780 Give me that.

00:29:12.120 Give me my rent. 0.88

00:29:13.440 Yo, listen.

00:29:15.780 All right.

00:29:16.540 We're listening.

00:29:17.540 I would do death by pineapples.

00:29:19.820 No!

00:29:20.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:21.400 I heard coconuts kill a lot of people.

00:29:22.780 No, pineapples.

00:29:23.220 Bro, coconuts do kill people.

00:29:24.900 Do you know that?

00:29:25.560 They fall off trees and kill people.

00:29:28.300 I bet you more people die from coconuts than sharks.

00:29:30.700 But people are terrified of sharks.

00:29:32.160 Is ghost in the shed?

00:29:33.080 The legend gave momentum after the 2002 work of a noted expert.

00:29:35.680 150 people a year.

00:29:36.540 Wow.

00:29:38.540 Only five people per year die from sharks?

00:29:41.460 That's crazy.

00:29:42.680 We should be more afraid of coconuts.

00:29:44.080 Look at that signage.

00:29:44.820 They were falling like coconuts.

00:29:46.120 That's an amazing signage.

00:29:47.780 Look.

00:29:48.160 Hold on a second. 0.99

00:29:48.800 They're running from flying coconuts.

00:29:49.800 How are the coconuts being projected?

00:29:51.160 There is some sort of propulsion system.

00:29:54.460 Those things are alive.

00:29:56.260 For them to do that.

00:29:57.540 By the way, zoom in a little bit closer on this man.

00:29:59.700 Why does he have such a big nose?

00:30:00.980 Why is he holding a lollipop?

00:30:03.260 Why does this guy have a lollipop? 1.00

00:30:04.940 This girl's hair is on fire.

00:30:07.540 And this is Ness. 0.63

00:30:09.800 She's wearing like an aerodynamic speed helmet.

00:30:11.540 Is this a nose or a hat?

00:30:13.800 By the way, this plane has exploded from the crowd.

00:30:16.560 It kind of looks like a hat.

00:30:17.280 it should say beware the exploding coconut trees what how many how many sharks did you say

00:30:23.380 kill humans okay five humans kill crazy a hunt we humans kill 100 million sharks per year that 0.99

00:30:30.820 seems like no that's that's a fact we are literally pieces of shit the sharks really 1.00

00:30:35.340 gotta get their numbers up even the game out a little bit imagine how how scared sharks are of 0.97

00:30:39.940 us not very really no yeah they are yeah they have to be is ghost in the shell anime have you

00:30:46.480 ever heard a ghost in the shell no it was a movie that it just came out with uh scarlett johansson

00:30:51.440 i think played the lead role she's hot and so is you know when i really fell in love with scarlett

00:30:57.460 johansson have you seen the movie her yes i have oh yeah it was creepy really creepy but her voice 1.00

00:31:03.620 dude she is so hot well let me she needs to do like an asmr channel oh my god oh my god you'd 0.99

00:31:08.580 definitely beat your meat to that i don't know if i would i have trouble beating my meat to just

00:31:13.340 audio i gotta back this i gotta back this up sorry if it's not anime because i feel like do

00:31:19.720 anime people gang up on internet personalities that say something's anime like they're defensive

00:31:24.660 yeah you gotta be careful i'm also like no but also like

00:31:27.960 i please don't say what you're about to say what we just got sponsored like i don't want you to

00:31:34.460 i'm not gonna say anything but like bro trust like the anime kids aren't gonna come after you

00:31:39.020 they're not they're not like they don't strike me as angry people they just love watching

00:31:43.300 anime but i didn't mean it they're just like anime oh bro your ignorance on anime and by the way

00:31:48.520 ignorance doesn't always mean like a negative thing you just don't know much about it you're

00:31:51.740 asking questions ghost in the shell anime i don't know let's ask like like imagine the dude who's 0.99

00:31:56.640 like mike is such a stupid asshole he doesn't know anime like i'm by the way i'm just kidding 0.85

00:32:02.440 dude they're not they know i'm not doing that purpose but i i yeah but anime is huge anime 1.00

00:32:06.920 girls are hot dude the anime girls wait hold on like the actual anime or girls who like anime let's

00:32:12.680 talk about this because i'm gonna take this to a place where this conversation has to go i know 0.87

00:32:16.280 where this is going okay i know exactly where it's the same age three two one anime porn knew it

00:32:24.500 okay knew it okay i believe it's called hentai hentai okay i find myself once i would say once

00:32:36.860 a month watching

00:32:38.680 probably once a month watching

00:32:40.640 young

00:32:42.120 Asian

00:32:44.840 women 1.00

00:32:45.380 being penetrated by beasts 1.00

00:32:48.820 you're lying 0.95

00:32:50.740 no not lying on anime

00:32:52.160 it's on pornhub.com there's all section

00:32:54.640 for it okay by large 0.99

00:32:56.800 fucking tentacle 0.99

00:32:58.560 driven just 1.00

00:33:00.800 monsters bro by the 0.99

00:33:02.760 way they're like cartoon dicks pulsate 1.00

00:33:04.840 when they have sex 1.00

00:33:05.560 it's like where'd you find him when they grow and they come they like shoot fire out of like 1.00

00:33:11.220 their fucking toes and i think it's like for me like once every two years i see something and i'm 0.99

00:33:17.400 like what is this click it watch five seconds i'm like that shit looks kind of realistic 1.00

00:33:22.620 cool back to my regular 0.55

00:33:24.760 i only see it in the previews and on the little sidebar that i never actually clicked the video

00:33:33.800 You should check it out.

00:33:34.340 You're telling me you watch 12 of those a year?

00:33:36.700 Do you beat off to them?

00:33:39.180 Oh, my God.

00:33:41.000 Because, listen, here's the deal, bro.

00:33:42.360 No, where's the context?

00:33:44.120 That's not right.

00:33:45.020 This was funny, and now it's crossed the line. 1.00

00:33:47.320 By the way, don't tell me it's not right to beat me to a polygonal fucking monster fucker. 1.00

00:33:52.000 Okay, dude? 1.00

00:33:52.700 Let me tell you something right now.

00:33:54.200 I'm going to make a statement.

00:33:55.560 All right. 0.99

00:33:55.900 I have been having traditional man-on-girl sex since 2000 and fucking 2000. 0.99

00:34:03.800 okay like 1990 or some shit i'm i'm i'm bored bro that's why whenever i get a chance now i add in 0.98

00:34:11.220 a more than one more importantly more than two that's when things really get exciting 0.66

00:34:16.440 and if i can a large hentai beast bro okay so like don't judge bro because like 0.93

00:34:24.440 i'm just a little bored dude i'm just a little bored let me just take a break from sex like 0.99

00:34:29.300 Like, didn't you take a break from masturbating? 0.99

00:34:32.180 That was him for two years. 0.99

00:34:33.200 Two years without sex.

00:34:34.460 Yeah.

00:34:35.020 Yeah.

00:34:36.100 Personal question.

00:34:37.720 What was the load like after two years?

00:34:39.640 Was it like just like, oh, wait, that was regular.

00:34:41.560 Or was it like.

00:34:42.820 It was quick.

00:34:44.660 Quick.

00:34:45.140 Yeah, I can imagine.

00:34:45.880 He had a couple.

00:34:46.760 Quick delivery.

00:34:47.320 It was like Amazon Prime.

00:34:48.500 I took a month break from sex before the fight.

00:34:50.320 Yes.

00:34:50.480 I remember that.

00:34:51.080 How was that?

00:34:51.640 I heard like not.

00:34:53.300 Okay.

00:34:53.580 I talked to a guy who's like really into like this whole like finding himself type thing.

00:34:58.840 Yep.

00:34:58.980 and he told me that he hasn't masturbated in like four months has he found himself because of it he

00:35:03.800 said that he became a total different person like he went like he was telling me that like 0.99

00:35:08.560 if you jerk off and you masturbate you're like letting out the your chi your life force energy 0.99

00:35:14.840 exactly same as chai exactly that was exactly that so what's happening here is that man has 1.00

00:35:20.340 a problem that is that is that is a very personal problem that what oh easy wait for he's married

00:35:27.400 he's married bro if if not if nutting makes you someone other than who you are you have a problem

00:35:34.240 we're talking about like you have less energy literally the only things the only reason

00:35:39.600 why do you look like you're blessing someone right now with the rosary the only reason humans are on

00:35:45.280 this earth is to reproduce that is our that like human race that's the purpose of the human race

00:35:51.200 is to reproduce the one thing you're supposed to do is release and spread your seed so if

00:35:57.040 Antiquity and how?

00:35:59.460 Antiquity and how? 0.99

00:36:00.600 I'm boiling this down to some simplistic shit. 1.00

00:36:03.980 We're talking about masturbating. 1.00

00:36:06.100 So having sex apparently from, 0.99

00:36:07.640 I don't know if you want to chime in on this,

00:36:09.520 but he says it's a transfer of energy.

00:36:11.560 Oh, I see what's happening.

00:36:13.140 So it's not about the nut, 0.99

00:36:14.180 it's about the masturbation. 1.00

00:36:15.400 Some, I don't even want to say cultures 0.92

00:36:20.080 because it's kind of just like different practices,

00:36:21.940 but some practices, it's a tantra.

00:36:25.260 so some of them don't even

00:36:26.800 they don't even release

00:36:29.060 during sex

00:36:30.420 so they exchange the energy

00:36:33.500 it's like breathing

00:36:34.920 it's a practice of getting connected

00:36:37.200 with your partner

00:36:38.060 is that when they do that for like hours and hours

00:36:41.460 similar

00:36:41.820 and you like moan

00:36:44.960 but you're not hooking up 1.00

00:36:46.780 no you're hooking up

00:36:47.900 you're both breathing in sync

00:36:51.500 so you're both energetically in sync

00:36:53.560 it's not like a one person is getting more than the other it's an equal exchange and you don't

00:36:58.340 come but you don't finish for hours oh you can i mean but i'm saying sometimes you can yeah i

00:37:04.840 don't have control like it just comes yeah yeah some practices don't some practices like there

00:37:10.180 are monks that have never came in their lives like they'll they'll have sex they won't come um 1.00

00:37:16.860 cut my penis off well hold on a second let me each his own but there are there are a lot of 0.99

00:37:24.200 benefits like you were saying like your friend was saying that you do become a different person 0.99

00:37:28.940 there's a lot of benefits to drinking kombucha yeah but when when sex is always on your mind

00:37:33.680 and you're in a habit of like having sex with a lot of partners and then you unplug like i'm

00:37:38.560 speaking from a personal experience unplugging from it on a serious level does align you with 0.99

00:37:44.920 the shit you're supposed to do in real life i won't like what's on that sign over there you're 0.99

00:37:48.640 right less less pussy more bags more guap more cheese more bread yeah so if you are so like in 1.00

00:37:55.280 your primal instincts all the time and you're like oh like going for pussy every day no believe 1.00

00:38:01.800 it or not you're not going to get advanced your life turn your finger slightly i i have a lot of 1.00

00:38:07.920 stories but the majority of mine are like a oops i slipped fell landed on your dick type shit i do 0.99

00:38:13.660 i send a couple dms a day the majority of my time is spent marketing consulting i wish i was 0.99

00:38:18.560 i wish the story was cooler bro but i really don't spend a lot of time chasing ass yeah i go to the

00:38:23.460 club it's true it ends up on me and it and it and it's like a almost like a beautiful perfume like 0.58

00:38:30.060 a butterfly or a butterfly do you know what i'm saying i really put in very little effort yeah

00:38:34.940 i've been i've been on the other hand you think i put an effort but uh not effort but work if that

00:38:42.460 makes sense because you you you play the game like a lot of like oh tell me more about your day

00:38:49.440 hey come over bring your dog well it's not me let's well i'm not well you i'm not playing i'm

00:38:53.460 actually interesting and by the way that's why i think i connect with humans in general is because

00:38:59.200 like i care yeah i care and that's why and that's why girls like me and oftentimes like play house

00:39:03.300 and fall in love because i ask them questions that like most dudes don't you know what i'm saying

00:39:06.880 yeah but i did this in oh this isn't can i do a sweden story real quick let's go i did this in

00:39:12.200 Sweden um I hung out with this chick and uh she she came by the hotel and we were just sitting

00:39:18.320 eating uh scones drinking tea and we had just met we had just met and I started just asking 0.74

00:39:25.680 questions picking her brain about shit and she noticed she's like she's like what are you like 0.90

00:39:30.380 doing like no guys really asked me like questions as deep as the ones you're asking me um right now 0.97

00:39:35.060 and I just met you know I'm not sure if I feel comfortable like telling you about the like the

00:39:38.940 death of my mother um and by the way it's not just like did your mom die it was like we eased

00:39:43.820 our way into like a spot where i felt comfortable asking that and i said listen i just met you um

00:39:49.340 you're leading this is crazy but here's my number it was a beach ball i apologize i said i said

00:39:56.500 listen i just met you and i would love to sit here and exchange pleasantries and talk about 0.97

00:40:01.980 meaningless shit but we have approximately two hours together and i would love to pick your brain 0.63

00:40:08.140 and talk about what it means to be human and most the most human experiences come from trauma and 0.98

00:40:13.720 maybe we can leave this conversation becoming slightly better versions of ourselves because

00:40:18.160 we've exchanged some sort of pertinent information about being human wow i really like that that was

00:40:23.480 impeccable and she and she's like she's like wow that doesn't make sense like we could like we

00:40:26.640 could sit here and what do you do how what did you do today or i could be like yo what did you

00:40:31.480 learn from that this experience of losing your mother at 13 years old and now i can take that

00:40:35.520 information use it in my life so he so when i say what i said before about the work he might have

00:40:41.660 had that conversation five to six times last week with five to six different people and so that

00:40:47.060 represents 10 to 12 work hours of his week devoted to conversations that won't continue because he's

00:40:53.080 going from sweden back to the united states i'll never talk to these girls again do you know how

00:40:56.460 many emails videos i could have edited books i could have read like bro i cannot spend time

00:41:03.580 having dead mother conversations with people that i'm not going to talk to ever again i can't do it

00:41:07.920 when i'm drunk i can if you put me in a diner at 4 a.m when i'm blacked out tell me more about how

00:41:13.880 that happened you got grounded when you're six you never got over the traumatic experience but i do 0.98

00:41:18.560 that shit but if you 4 p.m on a thursday meet me like i'm in outlook i'm banging out i'm like yo 0.98

00:41:23.760 challenge your games yo what's good this that boom boom boom i can't do it but 2 a.m leave warwick 0.99

00:41:29.480 one latches onto the arm bing bang uber eats uber home yeah so you can only can you only do it if

00:41:36.160 it's for your benefit no it's for both of our benefit they i generally try to make them finish

00:41:40.780 as well it doesn't all it doesn't always happen but i tell if i can't get it if i can't get it 0.98

00:41:45.320 done with my dick i'm gonna get it done with my tongue so and they eat and it's i'm very i'm 0.98

00:41:49.500 a great guy i just i'm just not super two hour deep conversationally for girls that i know 1.00

00:41:56.140 Then there are girls I like. 0.99

00:41:58.000 Those girls. 0.78

00:41:58.580 How are you like to them?

00:42:00.020 Like, are you the same?

00:42:01.660 Or are you like, let me talk about your dead mother.

00:42:04.720 Like that. 0.86

00:42:05.600 Like that.

00:42:05.920 Mike, I think you need some love, though.

00:42:08.460 Yeah, you do, bro.

00:42:09.600 I don't know if he does, dude.

00:42:10.940 Yeah, he does.

00:42:11.840 Yeah, I need some love.

00:42:12.520 He does.

00:42:12.900 I feel like it's an easy thing to say.

00:42:14.400 You should be on The Bachelor or something, bro.

00:42:16.240 I've been at.

00:42:16.900 Can you imagine?

00:42:17.920 Or something.

00:42:18.520 Can you imagine?

00:42:19.400 Yo, can you please go on The Bachelor?

00:42:20.960 That would be the highest rating of The Bachelor ever.

00:42:22.720 Oh, my God.

00:42:23.680 that would be hilarious

00:42:26.140 I don't watch it but I'd watch it just for you

00:42:28.600 can we please put you on The Bachelor

00:42:29.620 I had someone reach out to me

00:42:30.860 I can't remember what it was dude

00:42:32.200 that would be hilarious

00:42:33.900 that would be the funniest thing ever

00:42:35.480 that would be great too

00:42:38.020 just make your own 0.87

00:42:38.980 oh my god we should make A Bachelor with Mike

00:42:42.040 bro reach out to someone

00:42:43.900 you don't remember

00:42:45.300 someone reach out to us to produce it

00:42:47.620 yeah but then just throw yourself out of it

00:42:49.460 I'll host it and EP it 0.88

00:42:52.060 and you be The Bachelor

00:42:52.860 i'm so down yeah bro i'm so down for that you literally have like a contest on like social

00:42:57.520 media to like for fans to like like vote which girls can like be part of the show and then boom

00:43:03.860 12 solids for mike to choose from and there you go you got a show right yo let's let's talk about

00:43:10.180 this further if it could happen if you're watching this make it happen but let's but i want to get

00:43:14.200 back to this like pillow talk situation and like do i because you're looking at me like you feel

00:43:19.300 like you i feel like you want to punch me in the face right now okay and that's fair but like

00:43:23.220 listen i i i have a a good amount of the girls that that i've done that with where i have gotten

00:43:30.200 pretty pillow talking with especially on time two time three time four i know about their family

00:43:35.400 from sack town i know about the mom who's got this problem i i get there i just won't do it on

00:43:41.220 on the first i i try to wait until i see like yo is this girl like am i ever gonna see this girl

00:43:47.840 again because if it's the only time i'm gonna see you i try to avoid the like really like deep

00:43:51.900 conversation because what am i gonna do with it just stuff in the back of my mind who knows i just

00:43:56.020 i just like i've i've i've been like that i was like that like 2014 to 16 i was like oh yeah let

00:44:01.940 me smash this and that but i feel like honestly when you start with that like there's no coming

00:44:07.380 back nothing you know like you're exactly right if you're gonna have sex with someone like right 0.51

00:44:11.160 off the bat like it's never gonna end good like there might be a small percent chance but like

00:44:15.700 There are two girls that I've gotten close to wifing over the past five years,

00:44:23.720 and both of those didn't let me hit for six to eight months.

00:44:28.280 There you go.

00:44:28.720 Six to eight months.

00:44:30.100 And so I did the whole handhold first date, second date, third date,

00:44:34.060 and all my friends were like, yo, is she going to let you hit?

00:44:35.680 Like, what's the deal here? 1.00

00:44:36.480 You look like a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:44:37.140 I really like her, man. 1.00

00:44:38.120 I'm like, no, I fuck with this girl. 1.00

00:44:39.720 That's so true. 1.00

00:44:41.240 Girls, shit, I don't even want to say this. 1.00

00:44:43.900 I hate to say it. 1.00

00:44:44.720 if you're if you're fucking on night one unless you're only there for that which is fine 0.97

00:44:52.000 understand you're you're you're losing some potential suitors 100 but it goes both ways 0.95

00:44:57.340 for sure for the guy and the girl like 100 like there's been so many girls where i've like hooked

00:45:01.680 up with like almost instantly and then i wonder why it doesn't work and i'm like wait what the 0.95

00:45:05.740 fuck like i we did like we had sex and like there's no like surprise or nothing like to look forward 0.99

00:45:12.160 to as far as like sex like i said this before on this podcast my future wife i i said three 0.99

00:45:18.000 things i'm remembering two right now you've said probably a lot of things about my future wife 1.00

00:45:22.500 hey honey she will hate me before she gets to know me like she'll be like a fucking youtuber 1.00

00:45:28.440 like she'll have that attitude number two she won't let me smash for at least a month 1.00

00:45:33.440 and i'll hate her by the way i will resent her might even be more than that it probably should

00:45:40.580 be more than that might be because you don't get to pick huh that's the thing i don't get to pick

00:45:44.300 yeah and there's one other that i'm forgetting but i when mike was talking i was looking at your 0.98

00:45:49.880 elbow dude what's what's up with your elbow can you just show the camera that's pointy as fuck 0.97

00:45:54.980 no it's just ashy as fuck dude oh mine was last week and then i started what's wrong with it what's 0.99

00:45:59.940 what's wrong with it can you show please show the camera can you just turn towards the camera no no 0.97

00:46:03.660 no straighten it out because it that's really hard oh wow it looks like a gravel parking lot

00:46:10.080 I really got

00:46:10.800 I'm just staring at it

00:46:12.660 I'm so sorry

00:46:13.260 I'm sorry

00:46:13.740 Oh and he hit it now too

00:46:15.000 Put lotion on it

00:46:15.760 I've got some lotion

00:46:16.540 Do you lotion your skin bro? 1.00

00:46:18.620 Chicks love soft skin 1.00

00:46:19.680 Moisturized skin is dope as fuck 1.00

00:46:21.500 Let me see 0.99

00:46:21.780 You got soft skin?

00:46:22.300 It's been a little ashy

00:46:23.060 Yeah you're pretty soft

00:46:24.240 Pretty soft

00:46:25.040 Has your skin gotten less soft

00:46:26.500 over the years?

00:46:27.520 Nah it's pretty good

00:46:28.560 Bro have you ever

00:46:29.880 ever felt my back?

00:46:31.340 Nah and I don't really want to

00:46:33.060 You should

00:46:33.420 Get in there

00:46:34.800 What if I said yes I have

00:46:37.120 Just reach out my shirt bro

00:46:38.080 Wait actually

00:46:38.420 Just reach out my shirt 0.99

00:46:39.700 good god it's like a baby's bottom baby's fucking bottom bro no i don't know my skin is my my all 0.99

00:46:47.440 my skin's off in my back bro girls like oh my god it's a baby's bottom and i pride myself on my 0.99

00:46:52.080 soft skin but rough hands it's all the balance i got rough man hands that's good that's good

00:46:57.160 one thing i do want to say to the impulsive audience is if you if you want to go the route

00:47:03.480 of of hooking up every night you can do that but there's another route where you unplug from these

00:47:09.420 things for a little while and there are some dimes there are some 11s there's some unicorns

00:47:16.620 floating about in the higher frequencies is angel is angel your girlfriend is she a unicorn

00:47:21.760 she might be she's up there she definitely might so i think you you have to you have to

00:47:26.460 take into account that if you want a unicorn if you want someone who's just just amazing like the

00:47:32.540 soulmate level consider unplugging for a little while i think you're right and because they're

00:47:36.480 floating out there but you just can't see him if you're down in the dirt yeah they a lot of times

00:47:41.180 too like they'll let they'll let you hit the first night but then they'll but then they'll just be

00:47:47.320 like yo i let him hit and he i think there's nothing more attractive to a girl than you being 0.98

00:47:52.920 like yo i'll be honest like i don't really want to rush this like i fuck with you i agree like if 0.98

00:47:56.580 you say that to a girl it's like this like what you know what i'm saying like but then again there's 0.97

00:48:02.120 also a lot of girls that are like oh you don't want to rush it okay hey jimmy listen i gotta 0.56

00:48:06.440 problem over here can you come pick me up but those are the girls that you don't want anyway

00:48:09.740 it's 100 but i'm just saying you just gotta we you gotta i think it depends on where you meet 1.00

00:48:13.860 them like when you go to the club and i leave with you know some random chick she's trying to 0.96

00:48:17.780 get it you go to air one and you're buying plants for your fucking nursery you're in but you're in 0.98

00:48:22.800 a you know you're in a better spot it's a safe zone yeah some soulmates yeah you definitely gotta 1.00

00:48:27.980 you shoot your shot in the red area cock blockers made a post on made a post on twitter the other 0.97

00:48:34.600 day that got picked up and i believe call her daddy always says we have a friend that sometimes 0.92

00:48:41.700 they'll say mike but a lot of times they just say we have a friend they they'll say it by name

00:48:45.460 occasionally i put up a tweet the other day that said um i was in i was in sweden i was talking to

00:48:52.220 a girl for like the last five minutes of the night it was like that last ditch effort like

00:48:55.760 three seconds on the clock and i was just like yep all right let's go and so we go and we're at

00:48:59.980 this like burger shop and uh i'm like yo i'm at i'm at the grand right around the corner and she's 0.68

00:49:05.080 like that sounds nice i'm like all right whatever i don't even fucking get what's your name and then 0.96

00:49:09.460 so and and the friend goes the friend goes yeah fuck astrid you're not doing this and astrid was 0.97

00:49:17.520 like can you relax rebecca like chill out all right and rebecca's like astrid no and i'm like 0.97

00:49:23.900 i'm like and i'm just sitting there i don't say anything like i don't care because by the way

00:49:27.560 If Astrid goes home with Rebecca, in my head, if Astrid goes home with Rebecca, I go to

00:49:32.080 the Grand Hotel, I sleep.

00:49:33.580 You get some mozzarella sticks and then you go to sleep.

00:49:36.840 Then you go to sleep.

00:49:36.860 Fine, fine.

00:49:37.300 Win-win.

00:49:37.860 Win-win.

00:49:38.420 So, by the way, Astrid was able to fight off Rebecca at all costs. 1.00

00:49:43.560 She made it back to the hotel, had the, you know, supremely mediocre, drunken 6am shit 1.00

00:49:50.860 sex. 1.00

00:49:51.160 So it wasn't the anime beast porn. 1.00

00:49:52.600 Like, grab the shoehorn and fucking all that shit, okay, with the condom, like, fucking 1.00

00:49:56.520 kill me, okay? 1.00

00:49:57.560 so this so this shit all goes down and the next day i wake up and i make a tweet about rebecca 1.00

00:50:03.240 i said uh there's there are some some girls out there will do anything to block their friends 1.00

00:50:11.600 from getting dick i said just shut the fuck up and eat your nuggets rebecca i'm not gonna kill 1.00

00:50:17.880 your friend and you know it because a lot of times they'll be like i don't trust him we don't know 1.00

00:50:21.940 like we don't know him what are you crazy ashtray like and so i wrote that tweet and there were some

00:50:26.480 girls in it that were like that's what we have our friends do when we don't want to hook up with

00:50:31.980 the guy and i'm like no no i'm sorry you're not understanding what's happening here this girl is 0.99

00:50:36.100 literally fighting her friend she's like if you don't stop this shit i'm gonna fuck you up in this 1.00

00:50:41.840 denny's i will fuck you up over my grand slam rebecca leave me alone and the friend is like 1.00

00:50:47.480 no you have to come home with me and i'm like yo rebecca what's good that is like either join in 1.00

00:50:54.480 or fuck off. 1.00

00:50:56.280 Was she not getting enough love? 1.00

00:50:57.560 Is that why she wanted to join?

00:50:58.120 A hundred percent.

00:50:58.840 A hundred percent.

00:50:59.920 I feel like it's almost

00:51:00.840 always like that, right?

00:51:01.880 Like if she's getting no attention.

00:51:03.500 There were some Twitter people

00:51:04.900 that said you should ask her

00:51:05.880 to join in.

00:51:06.360 I thought that was a little... 0.79

00:51:07.560 No, because that girl 1.00

00:51:09.000 is also not that type to do. 1.00

00:51:10.320 She's not.

00:51:10.800 No.

00:51:11.140 She never is.

00:51:11.920 No.

00:51:12.780 I don't think there's ever

00:51:13.880 a situation where a friend

00:51:15.080 joins in after she's like, 0.95

00:51:16.580 no, we're not fucking doing this. 0.97

00:51:17.500 She ain't about the sex life 1.00

00:51:18.800 for either her or her friends. 1.00

00:51:20.680 You've had some girls

00:51:21.440 on your Instagram page lately

00:51:22.720 that are all about the three.

00:51:24.180 so you know about it, bro.

00:51:28.180 Oh, yes, you have.

00:51:28.920 It's literally their life.

00:51:30.000 It's their lifeblood.

00:51:30.960 Really?

00:51:31.280 Yeah, I'm not going to say who they are.

00:51:32.640 That's fine.

00:51:33.520 I'll just put it up here.

00:51:35.920 I'll put it up here.

00:51:38.900 Which head are you going to put it?

00:51:40.740 That'll start here.

00:51:42.780 But also, if you're watching this,

00:51:46.140 understand that if you're looking for a soulmate,

00:51:47.960 then just do better stuff. 0.81

00:51:49.380 All right, Spencer, I'm fucking sorry, dude, okay? 0.83

00:51:51.340 What do you want from me, bro? 0.55

00:51:52.480 I'm doing my best, okay? 0.51

00:51:53.480 it's called comedy entertainment okay be better do dinners don't have sex on the first date

00:51:57.980 unless you want to in which case do it but also try not to

00:52:03.840 what are you gonna say logan what were you thinking of that

00:52:07.200 what happened you tap out no i just i don't know who was having threesomes i was well i was

00:52:13.240 the threesomes are dope bro i was like threesomes bro for some reason for some reason i perform

00:52:19.660 exponentially better so do i i agree i don't know what is it the pressure i think so do you

00:52:25.820 function well under pressure like i really do yes like my best stuff is when i'm nervous i'm like

00:52:30.940 i have anxiety it's gotta be the pressure like i'm gonna call you guys i'm gonna call you guys

00:52:34.820 bluff on this one a little bit really i want to say that i don't believe it's the pressure

00:52:38.660 it is what i would call the hentai effect you have had so much one-on-one sex in your life

00:52:44.540 that you have become slightly numb to it now if you add in either a hentai beast or a second

00:52:49.640 partner whichever one you decide is more is better okay you have now aroused your your sexual interest

00:52:58.200 in the situation again and so i think that's the effect it's not that there's pressure to perform

00:53:04.460 it's that you're doing something that you haven't done a lot of even if you've done a lot of it 0.97

00:53:08.360 you've done less of it than you have correct one-on-one sex and so you're like damn i gotta 0.98

00:53:12.660 i gotta finesse and caress i gotta seduce and what goes through my head is like produce 0.99

00:53:18.000 nice through my head is like there's two now or three yep i have like i'm like worried about

00:53:24.380 like coming too quick when there's one yes so i'm like wait hold on if you add one more the like

00:53:28.900 the time gets divided in half yeah right it's an assembly line you got to treat it like an

00:53:33.120 assembly line which actually elongates it because you could because you know that once you get to

00:53:38.400 60% on the on the squirt meter

00:53:40.380 you have to you have to remove

00:53:42.520 yourself from the situation

00:53:43.740 take on you

00:53:46.520 have to observe

00:53:48.560 momentarily take a short

00:53:50.500 break and then go to another situation

00:53:52.700 Spencer's out

00:53:54.160 Danny's toast 1.00

00:53:55.220 I think David's German still 0.88

00:53:58.240 David's Germans Dave you like this combo 0.98

00:54:00.320 Oh wow 1.00

00:54:03.700 you had a foursome three girls 0.78

00:54:05.900 two guys

00:54:08.580 and two girls 0.98

00:54:09.580 that's an orgy 1.00

00:54:12.480 or a train 0.96

00:54:14.460 depending if you're in a single file or not

00:54:17.440 it depends on your configuration

00:54:19.000 let's change it

00:54:20.740 I got one bro

00:54:22.300 this is interesting

00:54:23.440 so what's good

00:54:24.300 you were roommates with Cristiano Ronaldo

00:54:26.940 do you think that one's photoshopped

00:54:29.800 did you know this

00:54:31.040 you were roommates with Cristiano Ronaldo

00:54:33.020 what's good

00:54:34.060 yeah what happened long story short when i was uh 14 years old i was uh playing at the highest

00:54:41.100 level in toronto soccer what or football as the europeans would say and my team went to portugal

00:54:47.880 for a tournament and we played against sporting lisbon which we play which is actually that's

00:54:52.960 the stadium that we were in there and we played against benfica and i think it was setubal or

00:54:59.840 another team anyways uh we made it to the finals against sporting we lost one nothing and um i won

00:55:06.120 goalie of the tournament and a scout came up to my parents and were like we want your son to to

00:55:10.940 stay and at that time i was in like grade 10 um in high school so my parents are like no there's

00:55:17.120 no way like he's gonna leave in the middle of the year let him let's come let him come back in the

00:55:21.400 summer try out then and then if you guys like him then he'll stay then so i ended up coming back to

00:55:25.880 toronto i trained my ass off went to spring training in portugal with sporting ended up

00:55:31.340 making the team uh staying there and uh yeah i became real well at the time i didn't even know

00:55:38.360 like he was gonna be cristiano like he was just another dude on the team like i will tell you

00:55:45.040 though he was the best player like he was he's 16 there i'm 15 and he was already playing on like

00:55:51.720 the b team so like just below the pro at 16 years old oh wow so he like everyone knew he was going

00:55:57.260 to be an incredible player but no one like myself i didn't know he was going to be the best player

00:56:03.480 arguably in the world like it's crazy so we lived actually underneath the stadium

00:56:10.240 so there was this is so random so it's it's so like i might even be the only canadian to ever play

00:56:19.380 a game or play with cristiano ronaldo like on the same team i don't know what the stats are but

00:56:25.000 this is crazy um yeah and it was my dad my dad actually became really good friends with ronaldo

00:56:31.120 and still it still is whenever my dad goes uh to watch a game he'll come out say hi to my dad

00:56:36.700 like it's it's really fucking random that's gotta be so weird it's really random out there like

00:56:41.580 dap each other up well the thing is when i moved there i didn't speak portuguese so my dad came 0.76

00:56:46.940 and lived with me for three months uh or lived in a hotel for three months because he does landscaping

00:56:51.780 so he has the winters off and he was basically like my translator so he was having Portuguese

00:56:57.760 yeah my dad's from Portugal so he's Portuguese yeah is are you half Portuguese half Portuguese

00:57:03.840 half Italian wow okay that's a dope that's one of the reasons I was able to play in Portugal

00:57:08.020 because was I became I got a Portuguese passport so I wasn't like a foreign player I was actually

00:57:14.080 became a portuguese citizen what what was the future of your uh sporting career then so after

00:57:21.380 this yeah so after this um there was a so i was six 15 and that year there was a rule with uh that

00:57:29.660 uefa came up with that if you were under the age of 18 and you didn't have a guardian or someone to

00:57:35.380 like sign off as as your guardian you you're only allowed one player in the country or one player

00:57:41.460 out of country to stay so I had to come back after this year wait till I was 18 and then I went back

00:57:48.660 to Portugal and I stayed there again for another three years I played for a third division team

00:57:53.480 called Desportivo de Braga sorry Desportivo de Beja and then I went to I got scouted to a first

00:57:59.880 division team Braga after that and I played on the farm team for about a year and a half

00:58:04.960 uh contract ended and i got an offer from toronto fc the first year that they were a team in mls

00:58:12.360 so i came back to canada uh did spring training in florida with toronto fc and when it came to 0.68

00:58:19.560 signing the contract i got fucked over by by the agent basically who was you could have been a

00:58:24.880 professional soccer player i was i was a professional i was oh you were actually i was 0.51

00:58:29.480 bro but i mean a lot of my friends who i played with in portugal like won the euro cup like it's

00:58:37.040 you don't strike me as an athlete no offense bro that's fine like i'm not in the greatest

00:58:40.920 shape right now yeah i was a goalie yeah if you actually go on youtube like i have one clip from

00:58:46.240 like college that was on there i like i was i was like crazy um as far as like i wasn't afraid to 0.86

00:58:54.500 fucking throw my face i broke my nose three times like i wasn't afraid to throw my face in someone's 0.95

00:58:59.060 foot your channel uh no just type in my full name john paul j-o-n-p-a-u-l and then like 0.99

00:59:06.100 soccer there soccer oh my god jumbo b soccer go to the second one that's like a college game

00:59:12.820 so yeah it's me this is you in the green green jersey that you're gonna see 0.94

00:59:18.140 make this incredible save wow bro what the fuck wait just one second they used to call me mv peaks 0.99

00:59:26.600 who are you this is this is fucking crazy you were at least 10 feet high damn i used to be high i used 0.98

00:59:34.360 to be in high jump and everything that's a freaking gnarly save yeah i don't even know if you needed 0.99

00:59:39.660 to lift your legs up this high dude like you didn't have to do all that just for the theatrics

00:59:44.040 like honestly like in soccer is like a little bit theatrics of course but in order to like

00:59:49.280 in order to palm it over you have to like use the kick you have to use the force to get it over

00:59:56.120 and then after that there's like a corner kick

00:59:58.380 and there's another save there. Yo this is

01:00:00.340 wild. Yo so did

01:00:02.400 you consider going back to Europe

01:00:04.440 to play for a team? I actually

01:00:06.760 I actually right there is an

01:00:08.360 what is this psycho 0.90

01:00:10.240 and you're just pissed at your defense 0.99

01:00:13.980 you're like getting furious

01:00:15.160 furious

01:00:16.960 can they hear the audio?

01:00:19.680 Yeah I can put it on 0.98

01:00:21.220 if you guys hear the audio you hear me fucking flipping out 0.95

01:00:24.220 watch 0.99

01:00:24.920 watch I flip the fuck out 0.97

01:00:28.100 there's the last one I think that I 0.98

01:00:38.860 fucking the last one like the first one 0.97

01:00:40.880 like 40 yeah the first yeah that one 0.99

01:00:42.580 I flip out after that one

01:00:44.020 your defenders are just like

01:00:50.900 this is crazy because you're so

01:00:52.500 chill now

01:00:53.660 like honestly for anyone that's watching and is playing soccer and is in net you have to be

01:01:01.180 the craziest guy on the field like it's literally you're you're you're the only way your team's

01:01:05.920 going to win right like you're literally the last person in the defense is soccer the most

01:01:10.120 demanding physically physically demanding sport on the planet i think it could be um i heard that

01:01:16.500 rugby's up there rugby is like a lot of running a lot of tackling all but i think soccer or football

01:01:22.380 is definitely one of the because it's 90 minutes or 45 minutes a half straight there's no no no i

01:01:28.620 mean stoppages when people get injured all that kind of stuff it's a live photo from when you

01:01:33.040 guys actually played that's a photoshop picture you ever talked to him uh yeah i actually saw him

01:01:39.540 in now it's three years ago i saw him in la at a club um and part of me when when i when i came

01:01:46.000 back and he went to manchester united and he became the biggest soccer player i always wondered like

01:01:50.340 shit like will he still remember me because you know it's it's been a while and and every year

01:01:56.480 he plays with like new players all the time so i went to i forget what club it was it was uh 0.97

01:02:01.960 close to uh bootsie bellows like down the show you remember it was like a karaoke club uh yeah

01:02:06.820 i do know i do know i forget what it's called i forget what it's called oh it's not went there 0.88

01:02:11.460 and you know you know oh it's dragon that's it what the fuck my dragon that's the club uh and 0.81

01:02:17.160 Do you know Justin Karabi, promoter? 0.98

01:02:19.760 Of course, Justin Karabi.

01:02:20.920 Shout out at Justin.

01:02:21.920 Yeah, shout out at Justin.

01:02:22.880 I'm at his booth chilling, right?

01:02:24.160 And he knows the story of me and Ronaldo. 0.98

01:02:25.540 And he's like, dude, I got a fucking surprise for you. 0.93

01:02:27.540 I'm like, what girl are you bringing, bro? 0.99

01:02:31.000 He's like, no, even better.

01:02:32.520 So, and I'm like, all right, cool.

01:02:33.860 All of a sudden, there's a booth beside us, gets cleared.

01:02:36.500 I'm like, oh, someone big's coming. 0.99

01:02:40.600 Bro, see him like fucking laser beam. 1.00

01:02:43.960 I'm like, holy fuck. 1.00

01:02:45.500 We're in the same room. 0.99

01:02:46.540 and like part of me is like i've been preparing myself for this moment you know i've been preparing 0.95

01:02:52.580 myself for this shit like because i'm like when am i gonna see this dude again is he gonna remember 0.74

01:02:56.240 me i have so many questions your roommates for uh 10 months 10 months he's gotta remember you 0.98

01:03:00.780 that's a long ass time but you know like sometimes you know when you get that big you just like oh

01:03:05.120 no no no i i have people i whenever i go back to ohio i'll see people i'll be at the club like

01:03:11.920 on the table and I'll see I'll see someone who and I know exactly who they are first name last

01:03:16.420 name to go I don't think you'd remember me I'm like yeah so I got that same feeling that they

01:03:20.460 get like it's just you don't you don't like I don't know you just feel like insignificant in

01:03:25.080 their lives you know it's fucking Christiano now though yeah bro 10 months I know I was just gonna 0.63

01:03:29.860 say really quickly that's longer than I've lived here just like take that into consideration so 0.96

01:03:34.480 yeah you should fucking remember yeah you're right you're right and so um so um comes up to 0.67

01:03:40.460 the booth security all around the booth no one can take pictures no one can get close it's like 0.97

01:03:44.960 they're kind of like blocking everyone's view from him so what do i do pull out the instagram with 0.82

01:03:50.620 the picture oh shit go to security guard i'm like yo we used to play together just wanted to say

01:03:56.100 hey what's up whatever he goes all right one second gets my phone gives it to him looks up 1.00

01:04:02.500 and goes yo peaks what are you doing here shut the fuck swear to god i'm like holy fuck the 0.99

01:04:08.120 circularly lets me in i'm literally the only one in the whole club that like is literally in his 0.99

01:04:12.140 booth so we're talking and he's like yeah i've seen your videos which was like oh i was like

01:04:18.400 holy shit that's that's fucking cool wow um saw my videos and we just had like a very brief he

01:04:23.480 was with a girl at the time yeah very brief conversation what's up he asked me how how my 0.98

01:04:27.980 dad was and i was like dude let's let's take a picture like to send to my dad and he was like

01:04:34.120 let's chill for a bit because like i'm with a girl right now i have to entertain her but let's

01:04:38.160 take a picture when like the club dies down club dies down like literally everyone's trying to take

01:04:43.840 pictures of them everyone's trying to come up with them and i was just like you know what like

01:04:46.720 i'm satisfied yeah like i like i don't want to bother the dude i don't want to be annoying like

01:04:52.160 i he remembered me i'm cool like that that's it that's mad noble that's awesome yeah and i was

01:04:58.860 really thankful at the time like he could have easily said like yo cool all right yep yeah but

01:05:04.100 He literally said, come, let's have a little chat.

01:05:07.200 And that was it.

01:05:08.100 It was awesome. 0.98

01:05:08.920 That's fucking cool, dude. 0.93

01:05:09.960 It was really cool. 0.99

01:05:10.740 And like, there's a lot of players who I'm thankful for social media

01:05:16.640 because I would have never connected with them

01:05:19.400 if it wasn't for social media.

01:05:21.140 I played with, you guys may not know who he is,

01:05:24.020 but his name is Diego Costa.

01:05:25.400 I played with him on Braga.

01:05:26.380 He's arguably like top 10 strikers in the world.

01:05:29.680 We lived together in Braga for 10 months.

01:05:31.960 He came down, he was playing for Chelsea at the time.

01:05:34.100 Chelsea knew I was a fan

01:05:36.600 of the team. They invited me to

01:05:38.500 some sort of Hublot event.

01:05:41.580 And same thing.

01:05:42.540 He remembered me. We were having conversations.

01:05:44.700 And now we're talking all the time.

01:05:46.800 There's positives with social media.

01:05:49.280 It really does connect

01:05:50.620 people because at one point, I never

01:05:52.580 knew if I was going to see or talk to these guys again.

01:05:54.480 And it allowed me to do that.

01:05:56.280 So I'm very thankful for the opportunity.

01:05:59.040 I have a weird

01:06:00.260 soccer story. It's not even close to that

01:06:02.440 much weight but um when i travel people always come up to me and they say sergio ramos can you

01:06:09.480 pull him up had long hair long okay can you pull it up really quick sir i can see they say sergio

01:06:14.580 ramos i could see it i could see it go to images dude he's by the way he's like one of the best

01:06:20.100 he's also one of the best players in the world right yeah one of the best defenders right there

01:06:23.480 i could see it a bit and by the way also that looks like me and also could be a caveman with

01:06:28.980 as well what do you what did you what do they say they say sirio ramos and i go i go i've got i know

01:06:35.100 exactly how to deal with the situation because i go i'm sorry i'm not him i get this literally

01:06:39.500 five times per trip sirio ramos some people say i look like keanu reeves sometimes oh yeah you

01:06:46.820 kind of do or a young robert de niro i like it's usually older women would tell me that yeah i can

01:06:54.000 see both you told me uh oh de niro i was thinking downey jr oh oh yeah you got the little birth

01:07:02.700 mark on the side there and shit now that was looking at the other one um maybe you said you

01:07:07.520 want to talk about instagram i talked to you before you came on oh yeah instagram has 10 0.88

01:07:11.920 countries right now no longer likes no likes no views no views no likes we saw it that was

01:07:18.120 are we done so check it out at first when there were likes still i said they should remove the

01:07:24.240 likes better for mental health and then i said that and then i saw no i signed on to the challenger

01:07:30.860 games at the challenger games instagram today and they had removed likes from that account

01:07:35.240 sorry what yes from that account i cannot see like that a canadian account or something no it's

01:07:39.480 it's look i'll show you right now and i and i hate it i hate it i feel like it i don't know

01:07:44.900 it pisses me off the incentive is is also i can't here's the thing sometimes wait sometimes i'll

01:07:50.300 watch you also probably the iphone all right no i didn't when but when you had a flip phone and 0.99

01:07:55.360 the iphone came out you're like this is a piece of shit no i said that's way too advanced for me 0.98

01:07:59.260 exactly exactly this bro this look look this is too advanced for you no likes this what here's why 0.99

01:08:06.100 oftentimes i'll look at i'll watch a video because i have so it has a lot of views and it's a good 0.87

01:08:12.460 video but is that a good way to yes i guess so yeah yes it filters out all the shit yeah why i

01:08:18.380 don't know though i don't know because bro what it does instagram video if that is what it does 0.88

01:08:23.100 this is what it does though on the on the other end of the spectrum is it takes out your ability

01:08:28.600 to have to go in and filter content so you just mindlessly scroll you just mindlessly scroll you

01:08:35.480 watch a video because it's got a lot of likes you don't watch it because you saw it you went after

01:08:40.180 it no you're just watching it because it pops up it's got likes but who it's true though because

01:08:45.380 i don't really know the metric the metric people who are people who are mindful with their time

01:08:51.680 yes they do but i will say this you know just because it doesn't show likes the algorithm is

01:08:56.420 still going to propel the videos in the same way true and so based on the likes it gets that it

01:09:01.820 doesn't show it will still it's still gonna be the same page with just that's what i don't

01:09:06.800 understand like so they built an algorithm that is based off of likes comments potentially right

01:09:13.980 you can still see your likes you yeah no i can't i can't but obviously like in the near future

01:09:19.140 as the user yeah that's cool but they're they're gonna be cut down for sure because no one's gonna

01:09:25.640 like because why am i gonna like something that like i don't know me personally like i just scroll

01:09:30.460 now like who cares opens the door for a competitor because like because so there i don't even want

01:09:35.920 there's this company called photo it's built that's an app built by the same people that did

01:09:42.300 musically which obviously they've got all the money in the world now right because they sold

01:09:45.420 to tiktok right for whatever amount of money and they reached out to me they wanted me to be like

01:09:49.160 one of the initial influencers on the on the platform which i did because i said who gives

01:09:52.680 a fuck i'm posting pictures there yeah but they've got a new app which is top to bottom photos it's

01:09:58.100 almost like scrolling vertically through instagram stories right it's top to bottom there's no you 0.99

01:10:02.900 don't see words so one picture per per scroll but say they keep doing likes and instagram's like oh 0.97

01:10:08.000 we're taking away likes and people just start switching i told i told mike it ain't shit and 0.61

01:10:11.800 it's not it's not i want to yeah no i'm not saying it i wasn't saying it was i see what you're saying 0.81

01:10:15.620 though because i mean the competitor question is a good one yeah the competitor question is good

01:10:19.320 i just don't i just don't understand how they build an algorithm based on likes views comments

01:10:24.520 all that they keep the algorithm and then they remove that from i think the the most important

01:10:29.980 question is how does this kind of curious to hear from all of you guys how does this

01:10:34.960 improve mental health i don't think it improves it at all i think first of all i think that instant 0.96

01:10:40.140 like for instagram to say this is for mental health like they don't give a shit i don't know 0.53

01:10:44.780 i don't know if they said that oh wait they might they did they want a more positive user experience 0.99

01:10:49.320 yeah they like they they've created an algorithm that literally fucks with people's mental health

01:10:54.980 you know because you create a piece of content that you know you're proud of you're happy with

01:11:00.700 right and um for instance myself i have two million 2.1 million followers it only gets seen

01:11:06.100 by 500 000 people that demotivates the fuck out of me for sure to create more content because i'm

01:11:12.040 like okay what's what's even the point of of having two million followers i might as well

01:11:15.100 have 500 000 but why do you make content peaks is it to get likes no it's not but i want people

01:11:20.340 to be happy i want people to to laugh do you think part of it is you want your entire audience to see

01:11:26.700 your content i would like i mean i know that all my my audience is not going to see it but i would

01:11:31.620 like it there not to be something in the way of them seeing it if they want to here's what there

01:11:37.120 is but okay you're you're a grown man i get it and you can handle if your post doesn't get a

01:11:43.160 certain amount of likes of course dude i just keep picturing sarah from cleveland ohio who is the shy

01:11:49.860 girl and on instagram her picture gets two likes or nine and the popular girls go sarah only got

01:11:55.560 two likes in her last photo she can't come to our party by the way that's like this is not a

01:11:59.260 hypothetical story this is happening i can't imagine growing up in high school being validated

01:12:04.660 by likes bro i i wore orange camo pants jeans to school i was like the loser weird kid that's

01:12:12.520 actually kind of hard now it is because i was like i was like to be a maverick i was a different kid 0.87

01:12:17.240 you were 10 years ahead of your time but if if if that was if i wouldn't have gotten shit likes 0.84

01:12:23.280 bro and how would that have are you saying this serves younger kids and younger social media 0.87

01:12:29.680 the future okay i think it serves the future which is just cool i mean i think that's it

01:12:33.760 maybe they just have a button whether or not the the user wants to show likes and views

01:12:40.100 oh wouldn't that be a like a like also but also if sarah from cleveland turns that off it's clear

01:12:47.160 that she's like yeah insecure about her like well it's not it's not it's not creating a platform 0.59

01:12:52.660 yeah where we're where we're at i think either way you're fucked where we're at i feel like we uh 0.98

01:12:57.960 like i would almost look at it like a way to be unique like no i turned my legs off because like 0.97

01:13:03.260 i want to put what i want like i don't know like for me like my way of life is there's always a

01:13:08.340 way to twist something to make it beneficial for you right and i think that a lot of like

01:13:12.640 i i respect uh mental health greatly obviously i've been a huge proponent of mental health

01:13:19.240 conversation on this show and i get a ton of really great feedback for it but i also i also

01:13:24.880 uh am a little weary of the pussification of this country and so i'm i'm on the fence about it like

01:13:33.140 i want people to have the best experience of their life i don't want them to have to deal with

01:13:37.140 with likes affecting their health.

01:13:39.600 But at the same time,

01:13:40.620 like,

01:13:41.240 I think a part of me is it's because like, 1.00

01:13:44.360 damn bro. 0.99

01:13:44.860 Like I remember sleeping in trunks of cars, 1.00

01:13:47.460 bro.

01:13:47.800 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:13:48.280 I remember sleeping with fucking dirty needles around me and shit like that 1.00

01:13:51.120 of my friends and then going to their funerals and shit like that when I was 1.00

01:13:54.060 sick, 0.98

01:13:54.260 when I was 18.

01:13:54.920 Right.

01:13:55.160 And so,

01:13:55.680 and so I understand that I'm not,

01:13:57.240 I'm not,

01:13:57.880 I'm not doing,

01:13:58.460 I think it's very,

01:13:59.400 it's like a,

01:14:00.380 there also is toxic masculinity,

01:14:02.260 which I think you're,

01:14:03.360 you're dancing on that fine line because if you're calling it,

01:14:07.140 pussification for people to become more conscious more aware more empathetic which a lot of people

01:14:13.280 do call that right you know you make fun of people who are who are more conscious because it's you 0.99

01:14:19.020 can easily make it look like they're a pussy it's like imagine if um someone put everything that 0.98

01:14:26.680 happened uh in life under an umbrella of like conscious like so they're like they were like um 0.99

01:14:34.760 wearing shoes doesn't allow me to connect to the ground as much and i'm like that seems kind of

01:14:39.780 dumb you're gonna step on a fucking nail and they're like yeah but you're blocking consciousness 0.97

01:14:42.840 that's what's kind of starting to happen like people are saying like go vegan electric cars 1.00

01:14:48.500 all that i agree whatever like people can do whatever they want but i i promise you

01:14:52.520 it will start to get to a tipping point where like we we've we've i'm gonna i'm gonna tread

01:14:59.720 lightly here i'm actually gonna shut this down on my part altogether because i was gonna hit a few

01:15:04.320 notes right now that i'm going to be careful with but i i will say like where do you start to draw

01:15:09.440 the line between like okay wait what are the notes that you want to hit nothing but what i was going

01:15:15.160 to say was like what i was going to say was like taking away the likes which like

01:15:19.580 like you're you're you're removing something because semi weak-minded people would not be

01:15:29.100 able to get over the hump of not getting enough likes it starts to open the door to participation

01:15:36.460 trophies like you like you know what i'm saying like everyone gets a trophy do you know what i'm

01:15:42.100 saying so like what i'm saying is like it's like yo at what point do we continue to drive home

01:15:47.640 american exceptionalism or global exceptionalism where being the best makes you the best not being

01:15:55.780 a part of the game like oh i played so i'm the best yeah do you understand what i'm saying i'm

01:16:00.320 saying listen i'm all for things that will drive better mental health i'm all for people being

01:16:05.000 comfortable i guess like and i'm and i am somewhat liberal on a lot of those policies even and so

01:16:12.220 that's why when it starts to go crazy to me and look start to look crazy to me we've reached a

01:16:17.180 point where i'm a little bit pushed back well i think we have to experiment with stuff right for

01:16:21.600 for sure i mean i agree with the experimentation phase of it for sure like you're not going to know

01:16:26.360 whether or not something is better or worse without without trying it so i think that's

01:16:31.160 why they're trying it in the in these countries but for me like i i use likes not in the fact

01:16:37.100 where i'm like oh i'm getting x amount of likes i'm better than that person i kind of use my

01:16:41.780 likes in a way where i'm like oh okay i posted this video it got less likes than this video

01:16:47.280 is it because of this or how can i make this video better like i feel like it's people critiquing my

01:16:52.340 videos for me to make better videos in the long run it's a performance metric from that's how i

01:16:57.900 use it well yeah so you could still use that but in that manner but now there's now i feel like

01:17:02.080 it's going to be construed where people are just going to like oh there's no like like like you

01:17:05.360 said right i watch videos because of likes i watch this because of like because of views now i feel

01:17:09.840 like they're not going to see it so it's like oh okay like whatever let me just scroll i watched

01:17:13.100 or what about fans or what there's a lot of engagement that happens on the internet

01:17:18.200 where people like stuff because they want you to know that you they liked it or they want to be a

01:17:23.660 part of a group of people that have liked something and they want their name you can still see that so

01:17:27.400 we'll all see that right no the actual people liking it will say we'll see it too yeah it'll

01:17:32.480 say like liked by the yeah and others it just won't say the number rocker rocker no but wait

01:17:38.780 Look at the Challenger Games page.

01:17:40.820 It doesn't even say that.

01:17:41.980 It literally is just no likes.

01:17:43.160 There's nothing?

01:17:43.580 No, it says nothing.

01:17:44.340 So they're testing different versions of it.

01:17:45.980 Oh, okay.

01:17:47.040 Only comments.

01:17:47.820 It's almost like a thing with no picture with no likes.

01:17:50.220 Oh, yeah.

01:17:50.720 It's almost like you got no likes.

01:17:52.220 I mean, it does have no likes.

01:17:53.180 No, I was looking and I go,

01:17:54.320 I'm pretty sure this picture got something.

01:17:56.520 I'm pretty sure it got something.

01:17:58.600 But it looks weird now.

01:17:59.340 There's no likes, but 3,500 comments.

01:18:02.700 Yeah, weird.

01:18:03.700 So now are you supposed to gauge how well something did?

01:18:06.680 I'm just trying to think about the journey.

01:18:08.200 i'm trying to think about the posting journey you post this picture like it just looks like

01:18:13.820 no one gave i feel like i feel like now you just post and you turn off the app right which is kind

01:18:19.760 of just dope but also horrible for instagram yeah like i i i don't i don't understand like

01:18:25.780 how much time do you i would say honestly i so i'm kind of on the phase where i've been doing

01:18:32.620 instagram for like four years five years now so i'm kind of in the phase where i'm like okay i

01:18:37.700 posted all right cool i'm out that's it i i just i just hit that bro i do the one scroll in the

01:18:42.640 morning of like okay you've watched you've seen everything and then if i'm not posting i might

01:18:47.260 check it like once at once a day afterwards for like half an hour and that's it i love i love i

01:18:52.440 love uh gauging my success via a metric like a like like a comment but recently i just stopped 0.66

01:19:00.600 giving a fuck because like i remember andre we took this picture in sweden 600 000 likes it got 0.89

01:19:07.440 Which is 0.99

01:19:09.040 Probably one of the lowest performing pictures

01:19:11.980 On my page in a while 0.96

01:19:12.880 But I fucking love this photo 0.96

01:19:15.620 I love this photo 0.98

01:19:17.680 So recently 0.98

01:19:19.620 I'm more like man I don't give a fuck 0.98

01:19:21.740 Like here actually let me show you something 0.99

01:19:23.360 Go to um

01:19:24.580 Go to any celebrity's page

01:19:26.820 I'll use Tyga for example

01:19:29.420 Um 0.99

01:19:30.680 Oh shit 0.99

01:19:32.900 Help 0.99

01:19:33.760 Why

01:19:35.280 You didn't hashtag Tyga.

01:19:37.320 I didn't?

01:19:38.700 You think they probably tagged him?

01:19:40.020 No.

01:19:42.840 Maybe just try to type it in again.

01:19:46.080 It's four letters.

01:19:46.780 You ever use Instagram?

01:19:48.520 Not on...

01:19:49.720 Why is it coming up?

01:19:51.780 It's because it's like King Gold Chain.

01:19:55.420 Let's use Drake.

01:19:57.280 It's at Tyga?

01:19:59.000 No, it's not. 1.00

01:19:59.940 T-Y-G-A. 0.99

01:20:01.360 No, it's...

01:20:04.460 Instagram fix your app

01:20:08.080 17 million followers

01:20:10.840 Half the likes I'm getting

01:20:12.500 300,000 likes

01:20:13.820 1 million views

01:20:16.120 You guys both have different

01:20:17.840 You guys both are different

01:20:19.960 In different lanes 0.99

01:20:21.240 Taiga doesn't give a fuck 0.99

01:20:24.340 Because he's Taiga 0.99

01:20:25.560 It's totally different though 1.00

01:20:27.760 Because he'll have

01:20:29.800 I bet this one got a lot

01:20:31.500 404 got a little more

01:20:33.340 some of them will shoot up there i'm just saying like there there comes a point where even like a

01:20:38.980 list celebrities like tyga likes what does likes mean what does that mean but their business isn't

01:20:44.680 social media facts right our business is facts in a way how does he sell tour tickets support

01:20:51.640 it's a support system like they're using social media now like and yeah like labels are playing

01:20:57.520 for playlisting they're doing with this this and that like our our job is within social media right

01:21:03.240 So whether or not he gets 200 likes,

01:21:06.780 200,000 likes or 50,000 at the end of the day,

01:21:09.020 if he's selling records, 0.99

01:21:10.140 what the fuck does he care about? 0.99

01:21:11.300 That one got six. 0.99

01:21:12.100 That's what I'm saying.

01:21:13.400 So I stopped caring because like Jake made a comment to me like two years

01:21:16.580 ago.

01:21:16.840 And I want to ask him about his Instagram likes and his engagement.

01:21:19.160 Cause I started to drop and he goes,

01:21:21.320 bro, 0.98

01:21:22.340 I don't give a fuck about Instagram. 0.99

01:21:23.720 I go, 0.98

01:21:24.300 why not?

01:21:24.720 What about like your likes?

01:21:25.980 He goes,

01:21:27.020 I've made $0 from Instagram.

01:21:28.820 How much money have you made from his?

01:21:30.140 And I was like,

01:21:30.780 that's exactly what Jerry says.

01:21:32.140 exact same thing it goes bro like uh you don't make money from instagram i make money from

01:21:37.620 selling merch the hottest hottest merch in the game or or adsense yeah you too and and now some

01:21:42.880 sponsors it's it's interesting to see these studies though that are coming in about mental

01:21:47.240 health with social media there's studies that are showing 70 percent of young people are dealing

01:21:52.720 with some form of anxiety or depression i mean i deal with anxiety all the time before all of us

01:21:57.500 all of us right i think everybody what's the caption you know like what like are people gonna

01:22:01.940 like it like is this good enough i think when you just look at like look what logan's doing right

01:22:06.400 now like look at how much anxiety that produces there's so many different things to look at

01:22:10.440 different things to potentially compare yourself to to fall into so i think we've entered into this

01:22:17.160 lane where we've been in the social media space for five to ten years and now we have to rethink

01:22:23.460 it yeah i think there's nothing wrong with rethink like honestly i at the end of the day i really 0.98

01:22:28.260 don't think there's anything wrong with them experimenting with it if it does help fuck by

01:22:32.680 all means do it like i mean i have nothing against that i just i just hope that it's like the right 0.66

01:22:37.320 like i hope it's the right experience also i feel like i hope it's like hope it doesn't take us

01:22:41.740 backwards yeah because the thing is is we're at this point where so much of our time is spent on

01:22:48.100 this app we're spending an hour and a half or to almost two hours per day on average right now

01:22:54.660 on instagram oh just instagram just instagram yeah which is insane it is imagine that amount

01:23:00.400 of time so yes that does benefit a lot of people especially us as creators but is that the best

01:23:06.840 thing for our society from a mental health standpoint if that does negatively impact us

01:23:11.940 but to better public health well by the way it's probably negatively it's negatively impacting the

01:23:16.960 creators too from a mental health i mean like it's i don't want to i don't want to i wanted to

01:23:21.680 be careful not i'm not shitting on the testing or rolling it out as a whole all i'm saying is just

01:23:26.160 i don't think this is the line i'm saying like where is the line right for for as we as we as

01:23:32.240 we drop i'm with you but i but i i agree with it because i i actually think that my my anxiety and

01:23:38.820 my kind of nerves i think are caused by a lot of things but i think they have spiked in the years

01:23:43.940 since looking at a phone all day

01:23:45.920 has become the ritual.

01:23:47.300 You know what I'm saying?

01:23:49.000 Remember the days when you just went out onto a playground

01:23:51.580 and played? I had no anxiety.

01:23:52.820 You went over to your friend's house

01:23:55.580 and you just played?

01:23:58.180 Traded trading cards.

01:23:59.520 Or you met at the local school

01:24:01.040 and played hockey or whatever.

01:24:04.680 Younger kids are not experiencing those days.

01:24:06.600 My niece is probably nine years old.

01:24:08.680 She's like, check out my TikTok.

01:24:10.600 She's like, check out my TikTok.

01:24:11.780 But then she goes and has to pop Alexa Pro. 0.99

01:24:14.580 As shitty as it is, bro, as shitty as it is. 0.98

01:24:18.360 That's where we are. 0.99

01:24:19.360 No.

01:24:20.520 Like playing on playgrounds and enjoying like real life human connection and stuff.

01:24:23.740 That's great.

01:24:24.700 Mad noble.

01:24:26.200 But this type of technology and learning how to use this type of technology is the reason that Generation Z will create the flying car.

01:24:34.440 And the generation and our parents created luggage with wheels.

01:24:39.040 Hold on a second.

01:24:39.560 Hold on a second.

01:24:40.120 I highly disagree.

01:24:41.780 You don't think that people are learning how to learn because of technology? 0.99

01:24:45.800 As I scroll fat asses on Instagram. 1.00

01:24:47.900 You. 1.00

01:24:48.440 Hold on.

01:24:48.760 Or all the other 9 million people that follow each one of these Insta thoughts.

01:24:53.500 Which one of them is going to create a propulsion system for a vehicle?

01:24:57.220 You don't know.

01:24:57.720 Hold on a second.

01:24:58.480 What's the capital of Austria?

01:24:59.760 What's the capital of Austria?

01:25:00.480 Wait, let's have a conversation.

01:25:01.320 What is it? 1.00

01:25:02.500 Fucking Switzerland. 1.00

01:25:03.660 No, what's the capital of Austria? 1.00

01:25:04.440 I don't know.

01:25:04.760 I'm just kidding.

01:25:05.260 What's the capital of Austria?

01:25:06.440 Tell me.

01:25:07.220 Is it Vienna?

01:25:08.180 Tell me.

01:25:08.560 Yeah, it is Vienna.

01:25:09.140 It's Vienna.

01:25:09.880 Yes, it is.

01:25:10.260 Yeah, it is Vienna.

01:25:10.660 Say you didn't know that.

01:25:11.780 i would search it wow on google okay i might imagine imagine imagine now imagine the generation

01:25:18.180 below us has information at their fingertips they can learn anything right now they are going to be

01:25:25.160 so much smarter than our parents and our generation because everything is right here they they are

01:25:30.520 learning yeah so much here's the problem on the playground here's the problem as great as it is

01:25:35.520 you don't know what the capital is the biggest thing i know sorry i know you're pissed off on

01:25:41.120 this episode too the biggest the big i could tell he has i never he's so mad too and i'm 0.99

01:25:45.240 what was it what did he say can i talk yes it's because dude sometimes you just suck oh your 0.98

01:25:50.540 energy from the show okay i'm pretty sure i'm the opposite energy you know you suck the energy 0.94

01:25:55.680 from the show because you always have to talk like there's sometimes where it just needs to

01:26:00.300 breathe so other people can talk okay really quickly sometimes you like right now can i say 0.98

01:26:04.800 what I'm going to fucking say, Spencer. 0.98

01:26:06.620 That depends on the preface 0.99

01:26:09.960 that the person wants to search out

01:26:12.400 the capital of Austria.

01:26:14.280 Because if you're on a playground playing

01:26:17.460 and you say,

01:26:18.120 I have to know the capital of Austria,

01:26:20.260 you would have gone to the library,

01:26:22.040 you would have got out an encyclopedia,

01:26:23.740 and you would have looked for the capital of Austria.

01:26:24.780 And by the time you did that, bro,

01:26:26.000 I can tell you the capital of 10 countries

01:26:28.220 to more, the whole world,

01:26:30.460 every country in the world,

01:26:31.180 I'll have the capital at my fingertips

01:26:32.560 versus going to the library

01:26:34.440 and get in the books and and and i hear what you're saying like it takes a proactive person

01:26:39.060 to want to find the capital guess what one elon musk created the tesla it takes one person who

01:26:44.140 wants to know a little more a lot more and they can now because of technology elon musk didn't

01:26:48.660 have that though like elon musk started a lot of his no i'm saying it takes it's it will take one

01:26:53.820 person who has a hyperactive brain and wants to know everything and guess what now he can and this

01:27:00.440 is just the start of it so the issue is there's gonna be a lot of people that fall through the

01:27:04.060 cracks because we're not as as a you know our education systems parenting we're not teaching

01:27:09.980 kids how to use it because people don't know so when we went when i was in college i'm sure each

01:27:15.780 of you can relate or in some workplace you have someone teaching you how to use an app how to use

01:27:22.460 a website how to use the internet that didn't even use the internet like it it doesn't make

01:27:28.540 sense so i think the biggest challenge we're gonna face with the like what you're describing

01:27:33.560 with gen z i completely agree with you technology is going to create all these ideas but the biggest 0.96

01:27:39.600 issue is there's going to be a lot of people falling through the cracks some drone motherfuckers

01:27:44.280 more drones but more technology we're going to turn into wally remember the movie wally

01:27:50.800 the first time i saw i said i said this movie is incredible so much technology revolutionized

01:27:57.700 transferring planets fat people in chairs that move around they just float yeah but everyone's

01:28:02.880 a drone they're all drones what technology you guys most excited for i want to know that like

01:28:06.740 what are you guys mike's excited about a toaster a toaster a toaster oh a toaster that uh that's

01:28:13.160 revolutionary i can't remember what it was the industrial toaster how many toasts like i think

01:28:18.200 it would be nice if you could toast for the population it's already invented though yeah

01:28:21.640 so there's a video that went viral of a dude that like was laying down and he had like a string

01:28:26.360 and he pressed like the toaster was like stuck to the the roof and he was laying down that's

01:28:31.320 amazing i think i'm excited for toe shot into his mouth right into his mouth how did he butter it 0.99

01:28:35.740 though wow he must not like butter on it i just realized that what a fucking weirdo looks good 0.98

01:28:41.700 dude i'm excited for the hyperloop personally living in la or just any technology that can 0.95

01:28:47.940 eliminate let's just say 70 of cars from the road that'd be incredible i uh mine's mine's deep and

01:28:54.860 dangerous okay hentai no the chip the i want the chip in my brain neural neural link whatever it

01:29:01.320 is yeah that's elon must do where they can where like i can think about the text i want to say and

01:29:06.720 not have to use my thumbs and it just pops up on my screen i can think and everything's just boom

01:29:10.680 is that what it does though i don't know no no it doesn't exist yet like i don't know oh okay

01:29:15.140 all right that'd be cool so you're trying to like that's like what you would invent

01:29:18.600 no i would i would invent um i talked about this yesterday i would invent a

01:29:22.880 some sort of injection that can heal any injury in like a week like i would do it on myself right

01:29:29.480 now i hate injuries imagine you could just plug yourself with some sort of i don't know if it'd

01:29:34.520 be like a steroid or what and it just heals my pulled hamstring she talked to elizabeth holmes

01:29:38.740 about that she could probably oh yeah you watch the doc i don't i toaster's fine i wanted to make

01:29:43.800 one more quick note on the um the gen z thing because i'm not saying i disagree but i'm also

01:29:49.080 like to play devil's advocate on it the biggest killer to invention is distraction and so we've

01:29:57.080 talked about this time and time again that boredom yes is the is the catalyst for invention

01:30:03.140 you're sitting there you say wow here's that problem wow i've got an hour with nothing to do

01:30:09.160 I'm waiting for my train in Vienna.

01:30:11.420 I've got nothing to do.

01:30:12.620 Let me think for a while.

01:30:14.320 Now that never happens.

01:30:16.140 Because you're on your phone.

01:30:17.640 You're reading about the mountains.

01:30:19.620 You're reading about the capital of Vienna now for no reason,

01:30:22.280 by the way,

01:30:22.640 because why are you doing that before?

01:30:24.060 Maybe it was a blessing that you couldn't get that information because

01:30:27.060 you,

01:30:27.360 now you're thinking about arbitrary,

01:30:28.920 whatever,

01:30:29.560 fair,

01:30:30.140 fair.

01:30:30.780 But what I'm saying is there is the boredom.

01:30:33.080 We talked about the death of boredom.

01:30:34.500 There is no boredom now.

01:30:35.880 And boredom used to spawn these beautiful ideas,

01:30:38.600 yo,

01:30:38.700 like wait but i know for a fact bro like like yeah yes the phone is stimulating but i get bored even

01:30:44.640 on the phone i was about to say the phone doesn't even stimulate my boredom anymore like it i get 0.96

01:30:49.420 more bored fucking being on my phone yeah yeah but it was just fucking like and then what do you do 0.97

01:30:54.880 i call my friend and be like yo i'm fucking bored what are you doing let me hang out honestly i feel 0.99

01:31:02.100 like i feel like when i when i'm the most creative i'm not bored it just it just comes to me because 0.89

01:31:07.140 I'm doing something

01:31:07.860 and my brain is just like

01:31:09.360 oh cool

01:31:09.820 that's funny

01:31:10.380 or that's cool

01:31:11.020 like you're playing basketball 0.99

01:31:11.420 or some shit 0.98

01:31:11.920 just anything 0.99

01:31:12.560 just living life

01:31:13.460 you know

01:31:13.900 that's what

01:31:15.380 sparks my interest

01:31:17.140 or my brain

01:31:18.260 is when I'm like

01:31:18.900 living life

01:31:19.480 and I'm like

01:31:19.920 oh cool

01:31:20.400 this is like

01:31:21.040 this is interesting

01:31:22.020 or what if this would happen

01:31:23.980 I liked your devil's advocate

01:31:25.800 hey can we go to

01:31:27.240 audio only 0.99

01:31:27.760 we've been out this shit 0.99

01:31:28.660 for a minute 0.99

01:31:29.640 well it's the second show too

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01:31:53.740 I want to do

01:31:54.220 I want to do stand up comedy dude

01:31:55.500 That would be dope

01:31:56.640 I want to do it

01:31:57.420 I think I could do it

01:31:58.700 I like performing

01:31:59.320 In front of people 1.00

01:31:59.780 Just like the threesomes

01:32:00.560 Where I'm good under pressure

01:32:01.440 I swear to God

01:32:02.480 I swear to God

01:32:03.140 A stand up

01:32:05.320 Stand up act 0.98

01:32:05.960 is just like a giant orgy 0.98

01:32:07.060 but I'm the only 0.99

01:32:08.040 I'm just the only guy

01:32:08.900 who has to perform

01:32:09.440 I can do it

01:32:10.360 have you?

01:32:11.320 honestly I feel like

01:32:12.360 I'd be able to write it

01:32:13.680 but I don't know if my 0.99

01:32:15.320 timing and shit 0.98

01:32:16.100 yeah the timing 0.98

01:32:17.440 I just feel like it's

01:32:18.800 first of all

01:32:19.780 the stand up comedians

01:32:20.800 that you see 0.99

01:32:21.400 like are fucking incredible 0.95

01:32:22.840 like these days 1.00

01:32:23.900 like fuck 0.99

01:32:24.740 I think I know why 1.00

01:32:25.740 it's their nonchalance

01:32:27.480 yeah like they don't

01:32:28.800 it just flows 0.99

01:32:30.020 and they don't give a fuck 0.97

01:32:31.000 I feel like I'd be there 0.98

01:32:31.880 like okay what's the next joke

01:32:33.180 bro I feel like you

01:32:34.220 you shouldn't try to

01:32:35.180 overperform yeah you know what i'm saying like some comedians it works like that like when i

01:32:39.460 watch kevin hart it looks like he's going hard as fuck he's putting on a performance but like

01:32:43.500 uh theo von bro or even chris delia they're kind of just talking and having a good time listen yeah 0.87

01:32:49.160 it's it's a comedy to me it's i don't i don't know that's a teachable thing i i've been funny

01:32:57.020 since i was two years old i think you can learn like maybe i think you can learn kind of wait

01:33:02.820 that's not what i'm talking about like i'm saying to be a good stand-up comic i think you have to

01:33:07.060 be really funny do you know what i'm saying like i don't or you just know how to make people laugh

01:33:11.240 bro so example i you're 100 times funnier than me i'm i'm i'm like base level funny but one thing

01:33:19.460 i do have my timing bro oh yeah my timing my timing's sick my time is sick like especially 0.61

01:33:27.340 especially if i do write shit down bro like i know i can deliver i'm an actor bro so i i can 0.95

01:33:32.540 deliver lines over and over and over again. 0.98

01:33:34.420 It'll sound like the first time I'm saying it.

01:33:37.240 And the timing is

01:33:38.420 going to be there. If I memorize

01:33:40.560 a script, I think I could do it, bro.

01:33:43.020 I mean, I think you should do it. Try it.

01:33:44.580 If you're thinking about it, you might 1.00

01:33:46.600 as well fucking try it. I want to do it with you, bro. 1.00

01:33:48.380 I want to go to open mics.

01:33:50.320 Let's just one night. Me, you would never go to open mics.

01:33:52.680 I'll come. I'll watch.

01:33:53.560 I would do it. The funny thing is I wish we could

01:33:56.460 do like group

01:33:58.440 comedy shows. No, see, you're already pussying

01:34:00.600 out.

01:34:00.840 You want to go down with the team

01:34:03.980 You either got to go down

01:34:06.320 Or up individually

01:34:07.060 At least I was thinking I want to go up with the team

01:34:09.360 I wasn't thinking about failure

01:34:10.800 I was just thinking yo we could crush it

01:34:13.580 No bro I think I could do it

01:34:15.580 I think I could

01:34:16.680 When the mic was in here the other day

01:34:18.760 When we were preparing for the live show

01:34:20.360 And I hopped on it real quick

01:34:22.020 Something about like hearing just my raw voice

01:34:25.380 And knowing that's the only thing

01:34:27.080 There is in the room

01:34:28.960 To create energy 0.98

01:34:30.140 i was like fuck do say something funny almost like you might not do this but when i when i'm 0.98

01:34:36.460 trying to impress a girl and woo a girl for the first time whether it's on a date or even just 0.97

01:34:40.360 when i'm like trying to pick her up yeah i'm performing bro and i have a 99 out of 100 hit

01:34:45.560 rate with with jokes or whatever it is i can navigate i'm i'm 150 miles an hour i'm swerving 0.75

01:34:50.900 bro driving under semi trucks and shit and and and performing it's the same way it's like you 0.65

01:34:56.000 can't fail yeah you gotta perform and what would you talk about like life experiences uh i i love 0.80

01:35:02.240 a good story yeah i feel like that's what connects you to a comedian right like a like when i was

01:35:07.860 watching no no 100 that's number one yeah i remember when russell peters popped off so i'm

01:35:14.100 from toronto so he's from toronto as well and the people he was talking about were the people i saw

01:35:19.760 every day and i was like holy fuck this is hilarious because i totally get what this 0.97

01:35:24.920 motherfuckers saying you know so it's the same thing with if i would ever try stand-up i would 0.98

01:35:29.740 try and and speak for my life experiences like i think funny situations i think so i think that's 0.99

01:35:34.700 the best and then there's also just the extreme extreme randomness but i think that's my guys

01:35:39.980 have you ever seen no no dude is he good well he was good oh unfortunately what happened i think he

01:35:47.500 had uh like a heroin addiction and he but he so we're talking about anxiety earlier same thing

01:35:53.960 he would wear sunglasses during his performances

01:35:56.320 and not even look at the crowd sometimes.

01:35:58.320 But his thing was one-liners.

01:36:00.600 So every single joke back-to-back was a one-liner.

01:36:03.840 Oh, one of those guys?

01:36:05.080 Yeah, he'd be like,

01:36:06.560 rice is great when you're hungry and want 10,000 or something. 1.00

01:36:09.040 Like stupid shit. 1.00

01:36:09.940 Like dogs are forever in the push-up position. 1.00

01:36:11.760 Bro, I've seen that. 1.00

01:36:13.400 Like shit like that. 1.00

01:36:14.800 They're like, you're like, how the fuck did this? 1.00

01:36:16.740 I went to the doctor and all he did was suck blood for me. 1.00

01:36:20.140 Do not go see Dr. Acula.

01:36:22.420 Dr. Acula. 1.00

01:36:23.360 like how the fuck do you even think of this shit bro sometimes they have like one setup line but 1.00

01:36:28.100 then what it's like always really quick over and over and the audience just laughs waits three 0.99

01:36:32.400 seconds laughs exactly and that was so long yeah i've also seen the comedians who all all they do

01:36:38.600 is interact with the crowd that's it that's their whole set no no actual set which you could probably

01:36:42.940 do really well just interact with people like yo where are you from i don't know kansas it's so

01:36:48.040 funny because for stand up for me like there's never been something so many people were so sure

01:36:55.080 of that was the thing for someone to do besides like like my whole life i've had that like person

01:37:00.160 in my ear like you have to say i've had that too and i just i feel like it's just i'm a little

01:37:06.320 scared i'm a little scared i gotta say i'm a little scared like i don't want to get booed

01:37:11.360 off stage i won't get booed but what i will do is i'll sweat there's nothing wrong i'd rather

01:37:16.480 sweat you know there are really fan like one yes or a bandana or whatever but there's a lot of

01:37:22.360 really sweaty stand-up comedians like there are chris farley was one of the biggest drenched the

01:37:29.840 entire set the entire set robin williams too was robin williams i think carlin sweat a good amount

01:37:35.060 like there's a lot of really you gotta just embrace it i think so i think the first thing

01:37:39.400 you say is like hey i will sweat make a joke about the sweat bro that's what i've learned to do

01:37:44.600 Collect it and then drink it.

01:37:46.280 Or sell it as bath water.

01:37:47.640 Just tell people that this water on stage is your sweat from the past three stand-ups.

01:37:53.240 Bro, let's just do it.

01:37:54.460 Can I clear something out? 1.00

01:37:58.540 The fucking Spencer. 1.00

01:38:00.060 I know what happened. 1.00

01:38:00.860 I know what's going to happen.

01:38:01.700 I know what's going to happen.

01:38:02.440 I was waiting for the debrief afterwards.

01:38:03.220 I have severe ADHD. 1.00

01:38:04.880 I drink Red Bull, and I'm a fucking psychopath, bro. 1.00

01:38:08.640 I do my best. 1.00

01:38:10.460 You watched the episode.

01:38:11.280 there was roughly 15 minutes during the peaks conversation about soccer thereafter and before

01:38:16.520 where i said not a single word i like to just clear the floor out and give everyone a chance

01:38:20.240 unfortunately i should have known that there was a topic that was related to education in the future 0.90

01:38:23.720 of america and step back knowing that it was your floor it's not that i fucked up and i'm sorry it's 0.83

01:38:27.940 not that i'm sorry it's just sometimes when like logan's talking and you come in right at the tail 0.95

01:38:34.360 of it and you don't give it space to breathe and let open it up it's just like there's like you're

01:38:38.900 jumping on to the topic of conversation and sometimes it does get a little annoying bottles

01:38:44.900 up and you know it gets frustrating you know how i know it's bad i don't even notice it anymore

01:38:50.160 i literally don't even notice anymore it's like it's like i phase him out completely until i'm 0.58

01:38:56.360 done talking i know like trust me i don't want to be a dick yeah because you're you're amazing

01:39:01.940 you're hilarious but if we could just let some things breathe because then it opens there was 0.52

01:39:05.900 there was a point this episode where you

01:39:08.060 turned and I wasn't sure what

01:39:09.780 I know what it was what was it it was the 0.54

01:39:11.840 it was the sex stuff it was the

01:39:13.980 it was the uh the 0.69

01:39:15.840 threesomes and the hentai beast

01:39:17.520 I'm telling you I saw him shut up

01:39:19.900 and he put his back on that wall back there

01:39:21.720 and he did that and he

01:39:23.840 he automatically said I know

01:39:25.960 there were three people involved in this conversation but there was 1.00

01:39:27.940 one that stuck out and it's that motherfucker Mike 0.99

01:39:29.980 dude and from then on I was like 0.99

01:39:31.840 okay I'm gonna try to avoid Spencer's

01:39:33.560 thoughts over the rest of the show and then 0.91

01:39:35.460 i should have fucking known dude hey man at least it's good to know that there's someone out there 0.97

01:39:39.560 that watches hentai beast porn it's yeah there's positives but but to your point of like being 0.98

01:39:46.160 able to somehow it's positive i don't know being able to blank me out that's all fair but imagine 0.99

01:39:52.220 being the guy that doesn't even get a chance to fucking blank me out like what the fuck is good 0.99

01:39:57.580 Spencer? Yeah, dude. Like, 0.99

01:39:59.280 fuck, bro. Fucking A. 1.00

01:40:01.160 Where did you get that horse? 1.00

01:40:03.820 Nah, I found it in a log.

01:40:05.900 I found it in a log.

01:40:07.800 Let's go eat lunch.

01:40:09.380 Peaks, thanks again, bro. Thanks for having me. I had a lot of fun here, guys.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - July 31, 2019

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