Impaulsive with Logan Paul - LIVE FROM JAKE PAUL AND TANA MONGEAU’S WEDDING - IMPAULSIVE EP. 105

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00:02:16.160 Nope.

00:02:16.600 You excited?

00:02:17.280 Yes.

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00:02:28.500 Here we are.

00:02:48.620 Oh, my God.

00:02:50.100 Am I peaking?

00:02:51.200 I'm not going to talk this loud.

00:02:52.160 I'm not going to talk about this.

00:02:53.100 I'm very loud, sir.

00:02:54.320 Sir, can you hear me?

00:02:55.880 I was the announcer from the Challenger Games.

00:02:57.760 Did you watch?

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00:03:06.560 you're not subscribed you fucking good hit that subscribe button for me little atypical today we 0.66

00:03:11.160 are not uh we are not in encino california on the impulsive set we are actually in las vegas 0.99

00:03:15.960 nevada for i can't believe i'm saying this my brother's wedding jake paul is married

00:03:20.860 congratulations jake paul tana mongoose um big big big supporter of this relationship but i want

00:03:27.560 to start off by saying this you look you look good logan me spencer you look great you too you guys

00:03:32.500 look incredible where did you guys get those outfits at a uh at a store yeah yeah i think

00:03:37.660 we are all at the same place at the same time too you don't remember uh we made an instagram story

00:03:43.120 oh the store that we went to for these suits yes oh yeah of course i remember that the impulsive

00:03:48.640 cast is looking phenomenal today it's a little different for us we don't have our headsets on so

00:03:54.300 I hope I don't sound stupid, but I feel all right.

00:03:56.500 How do we sound, sound guy? 0.85

00:03:57.700 Sound good?

00:03:58.120 He's shaking his head yes.

00:03:58.940 Look, we've got a new sound guy.

00:04:00.100 Can we show the sound guy?

00:04:01.220 Oh, actually, show the party a little bit, too.

00:04:02.960 This is called Impulsive on the Road.

00:04:05.500 Andre, can we give a little pan around to the party really quickly?

00:04:08.640 Because I've got to say, there are some beautiful people here.

00:04:11.160 And Andre, oh, you can't hear.

00:04:12.820 No, no, no, it doesn't matter.

00:04:14.280 David's on the other camera.

00:04:15.320 Oh, amazing.

00:04:15.760 You have a roaming camera?

00:04:16.480 Yeah.

00:04:16.700 Didn't even know.

00:04:17.400 Look at me, the host of the show.

00:04:19.280 No idea.

00:04:20.360 Anyways.

00:04:21.320 Jet right in.

00:04:22.360 Jet right in.

00:04:23.100 Hold on.

00:04:23.560 I just want to say, like, I'm sure David's getting it.

00:04:25.640 There's some beautiful people here.

00:04:27.140 Also, like, more importantly for you, Mike, and also maybe me as a bachelor, 0.88

00:04:31.720 a lot of beautiful women. 1.00

00:04:32.880 How's the talent? 1.00

00:04:33.680 Oh, my God.

00:04:34.860 Oh, my God.

00:04:36.040 I see one that looks like a bronze statue of Cleopatra over there 0.66

00:04:40.400 in a tan outfit with a slit-up. 0.88

00:04:42.140 She is absolutely beautiful. 1.00

00:04:43.640 Great job, ma'am.

00:04:44.780 Great job.

00:04:45.600 We'll be talking to you later, ma'am.

00:04:47.240 I'm ashamed to say I feel like I've hooked up with...

00:04:51.000 You said 90%.

00:04:52.440 90%. 1.00

00:04:53.080 i'll say 50 on impulse and a lot of the people that there's like 1500 women here yeah 1.00

00:04:58.000 that's some big numbers and half of them are like your assistants your mom like my what your mom's

00:05:05.020 here what'd you say before that your assistant oh yeah ew bro what do you i'm saying those i hope

00:05:10.400 would be in the 10 oh oh yes no correct yeah but yeah um took a jet ride in here took it we i flew

00:05:17.480 on the private jet with um yo the turbulence did you guys hit turbulence too yeah but uh fun fact

00:05:22.800 if you ever fly to Vegas, it's always turbulent over those mountains

00:05:25.900 right before you get into Vegas.

00:05:27.120 Always.

00:05:28.060 It's almost like a precursor of what's to come when you get to Vegas.

00:05:32.320 Exactly.

00:05:33.400 Chaos.

00:05:33.840 You know when the planes, commercial jets, tell you to sit down

00:05:37.560 because it's turbulent?

00:05:38.680 Yeah.

00:05:38.940 Mike stood up, and he started doing things.

00:05:41.760 First off, high five. 1.00

00:05:43.120 So I go, if I'm going to go down in this bitch, 1.00

00:05:45.820 I'm going to go down standing up, holding on to the little baggage area, 1.00

00:05:51.380 And a lady came up to me, and she's like,

00:05:52.960 sir, I'm going to need you to take your seat.

00:05:54.040 And I was like, you don't tell me what to do, lady. 0.99

00:05:55.940 This is basic economy, whatever fucking goes. 0.99

00:05:58.600 You're going to go down in your own terms. 0.99

00:06:00.160 I like that.

00:06:00.780 100%. 0.97

00:06:01.100 Goddamn right. 0.97

00:06:01.980 No flight attendant is going to tell my friend what to do. 0.72

00:06:03.920 He's a micro-influencer, but he's growing fast.

00:06:06.060 That's true.

00:06:06.540 That's correct.

00:06:07.440 Yeah, it was phenomenal.

00:06:08.520 There was turbulence on our flight.

00:06:09.780 While it was happening, Jake was riding,

00:06:11.860 or Tana was riding Jake in front of my mother.

00:06:13.920 I saw that.

00:06:14.860 That was graphic.

00:06:15.680 I was standing up.

00:06:17.640 The reason I gave you a high five is because I have 1.5 fears in life.

00:06:23.500 The full one is scary movies.

00:06:26.000 I hate scary movies.

00:06:26.840 I can't do them.

00:06:28.080 The half is turbulence on an airplane.

00:06:30.740 I'm terrified.

00:06:31.660 But I stood up today because it was a private jet.

00:06:34.920 Bougie.

00:06:36.180 And you can hit the turbulence like you're on a boat hitting waves.

00:06:41.560 You know how you can bounce with them?

00:06:42.840 You jump.

00:06:43.220 It makes it so much less worse.

00:06:45.400 So much more.

00:06:45.860 So that's what, like, I just discovered it today.

00:06:48.280 From now on, even if I get blacklisted on flights, I'm going to, I think, stand up during turbulence.

00:06:54.400 You know, I saw this, the scene on the airplane, it looked exactly like a scene from the movie Airplane Mode.

00:07:01.800 Airplane Mode in theaters, August 3rd?

00:07:04.500 August 2nd.

00:07:05.080 August 2nd.

00:07:06.140 Close.

00:07:06.740 Select cities, 10 cities nationwide, select theaters, and also on iTunes.

00:07:11.940 iTunes, I think you can buy it on most places, yeah.

00:07:13.900 Yes, yes.

00:07:14.300 Wow.

00:07:14.820 Before the plane took off, you know, they got King Batch, Bradley Martin, Riley Reid,

00:07:19.680 Len of the Plug, a bunch of big influencers on the plane.

00:07:22.480 I was like, this is my movie, Airplane Mode, in real life.

00:07:26.280 And it was chaos, bro.

00:07:28.120 A bottle of tequila was being passed around.

00:07:31.000 The flight attendant started distributing snacks.

00:07:33.300 Everyone took a snack.

00:07:34.540 Riley Reid. 1.00

00:07:35.160 There was Topless Women. 1.00

00:07:36.260 I saw it. 1.00

00:07:36.720 Bro, Riley Reid took her tits out. 1.00

00:07:37.840 I'm just going to say it. 1.00

00:07:38.400 Riley Reid got naked on the plane.

00:07:39.520 A lot of people were asking about why I wasn't on that private jet.

00:07:45.920 First of all is because, let's be honest, Jake Paul hates me.

00:07:50.020 I've gotten a massive argument with Jake Paul.

00:07:51.960 All right, maybe he doesn't hate me, but room was limited on the jet. 0.96

00:07:55.700 Second reason, is anyone fucking listening? 0.97

00:07:58.960 You are waving at everyone. 0.98

00:08:00.460 Bro, because there's a social event.

00:08:01.920 Yeah, we've got to entertain some people while you're talking.

00:08:03.700 No, I'm listening, bro.

00:08:04.620 Really, really quickly.

00:08:05.440 Jake Paul does hate you, but not today.

00:08:06.520 But not today, Mike.

00:08:07.520 Point two was because I do not like to leave my squad.

00:08:12.520 I've been very vocal about this.

00:08:14.620 If my entire team, including Andre the Vegan,

00:08:17.320 who I haven't been getting along with very well lately,

00:08:19.540 cannot get on the jet, I will either drive, walk,

00:08:22.460 whatever I have to do to be with my team.

00:08:24.640 Now, of course, we can't expect the same from our valiant leader,

00:08:27.860 but I don't roll like that.

00:08:29.840 Yeah, he's flying first class, got his Rolex out.

00:08:32.120 He's just balling.

00:08:32.600 I wish I believed Mike.

00:08:35.620 I just don't.

00:08:36.340 You know for a fact if there was a seat open, he would say, yo, F you, Spencer, I'm out here.

00:08:42.340 That said, speak quickly about when the whole jet conversation came up.

00:08:45.980 I did say, I don't care much.

00:08:47.120 It's a 45-minute flight.

00:08:48.720 He did back down, and it was very noble.

00:08:51.900 I will say there were two open seats. 1.00

00:08:53.540 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:08:54.800 You think I wanted to ride with these smucks in basic economy, dude? 1.00

00:08:57.600 I would have done anything to be away from these idiots. 1.00

00:08:59.720 I think we have our first guest. 1.00

00:09:01.200 What?

00:09:02.380 King Batch.

00:09:02.900 First guest?

00:09:03.740 Back on Impulsive.

00:09:04.840 Wow.

00:09:05.200 Hey, man.

00:09:06.780 Welcome to Impulsive, bro.

00:09:07.920 What's up?

00:09:08.140 Good to be here.

00:09:09.500 So I just want to talk about the first time I was a guest.

00:09:12.540 Is that Oprah?

00:09:14.220 Wait, Oprah is coming. 1.00

00:09:15.760 What the fuck? 1.00

00:09:16.280 That's Oprah right there. 1.00

00:09:16.940 Holy shit. 1.00

00:09:17.360 Oprah Winfrey. 1.00

00:09:18.120 Oprah Winfrey is here. 1.00

00:09:18.960 Holy shit. 1.00

00:09:19.580 It's Oprah Winfrey. 0.99

00:09:19.980 This doesn't make any sense.

00:09:21.040 I got to get my phone.

00:09:22.000 Bro, you don't.

00:09:22.540 I mean, I'm going to be honest.

00:09:23.400 If you want to go hug her or something, you don't have to be here.

00:09:25.580 Like, bro, go hug Oprah.

00:09:27.540 Go hug.

00:09:28.200 Why is Oprah Winfrey here?

00:09:30.280 You think I'll get rejected? 0.99

00:09:31.060 What the fuck is happening? 0.99

00:09:32.860 That's of course. 0.99

00:09:33.240 Get Oprah on the show right now.

00:09:35.040 Riley.

00:09:35.360 Riley Reid's here. Riley, one sec.

00:09:37.300 We're gonna get Oprah on the show. There's just almost

00:09:39.320 too many people right now. There's no...

00:09:41.340 No, Dillon... Dillon, you are 1.00

00:09:43.240 letting down... Get Oprah on the fucking show! 1.00

00:09:45.600 Everyone you know. Go film Oprah! 1.00

00:09:47.360 Guys, Oprah's here. Why is Oprah here? And I can't do it.

00:09:49.480 Hey, Bradley!

00:09:50.800 Go get Oprah!

00:09:52.980 Oprah Winfrey, bro! 1.00

00:09:55.680 That's her! She's right there,

00:09:57.340 man. What are you talking about? Are you drunk or just

00:09:59.260 high? Oprah Winfrey!

00:10:01.880 Oprah Winfrey, are you out of your mind?

00:10:03.280 Have you ever heard of Harpo, the industrial complex that is?

00:10:06.860 We need this clickbait. 1.00

00:10:09.120 She's going to the bathroom. 1.00

00:10:10.100 Oprah goes to the bathroom. 1.00

00:10:11.700 Oprah doesn't. 1.00

00:10:12.420 That's dope. 1.00

00:10:13.420 She's blessed this house with her poop. 1.00

00:10:14.740 Yo, I got to go to the women's bathroom, too. 1.00

00:10:16.580 I know you have a butthole, Riley Reid. 1.00

00:10:18.580 Can you go to the women's bathroom and be like. 1.00

00:10:20.040 Definitely.

00:10:20.680 Hi, Riley.

00:10:21.400 Good to see you here. 1.00

00:10:22.920 I want her on the. 1.00

00:10:25.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:10:26.300 King Batch. 1.00

00:10:26.940 Okay, wait.

00:10:27.480 I was.

00:10:28.120 Okay, the first time I was on the show, I felt like you guys didn't give me maximum

00:10:33.000 of effort okay because i watched because i wasn't there bro it's because you were in australia no

00:10:37.140 hong kong some summer oh i seen other episodes and you guys were smashing bottles on people's

00:10:41.960 faces and you saw the highlight reel you saw i guarantee you didn't watch any episodes i saw

00:10:47.900 you know amanda uh summer was summer on the show summer ray yeah talking about summer ray the d

00:10:54.060 yes yes we did do that like god but next time i come on like we got we got to do it

00:10:59.580 Batch, can I ask you a quick question?

00:11:01.280 Yeah, ask me a quick question.

00:11:02.340 I went to the hotel earlier that Jake Paul had booked for all of his favorite guests.

00:11:06.540 Is that her?

00:11:07.080 Wait, is that her? 0.99

00:11:08.200 Batch, do you have ADD or just some sort of other mental? 0.95

00:11:10.400 Dillon, Dillon. 0.96

00:11:10.920 Wait, wait.

00:11:11.340 I can't believe this.

00:11:12.200 Oh, it's right there.

00:11:13.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:11:13.660 It's fucking Oprah. 1.00

00:11:16.400 Hi, Oprah. 1.00

00:11:17.820 Hi.

00:11:18.220 I can't believe this.

00:11:19.800 We made eye contact.

00:11:20.920 She looked at all of us.

00:11:21.800 I looked at her in the eyes.

00:11:22.680 What?

00:11:24.020 We got to keep this show going, dude.

00:11:25.540 I'll be honest.

00:11:25.800 What's happening here? 0.95

00:11:26.440 She's coming in.

00:11:27.100 Oh, my God.

00:11:27.460 She's about to sit next to me.

00:11:28.280 Oprah.

00:11:28.820 I'm sweating.

00:11:29.680 Hi.

00:11:30.180 Oh, my God.

00:11:30.740 Good to see you.

00:11:32.240 Wow.

00:11:32.860 Can I shake your hand?

00:11:34.320 Oh, my gosh.

00:11:35.960 I'm Batch.

00:11:36.520 Nice to meet you.

00:11:37.520 Batch.

00:11:37.900 Like a batch of cookies.

00:11:40.580 Nice to meet you, Oprah.

00:11:43.380 I'm not going to remember your name.

00:11:44.860 You don't have to.

00:11:45.680 Hi.

00:11:46.040 Do you remember this moment?

00:11:46.940 We got a videograph.

00:11:48.320 Yes, Batch.

00:11:48.900 Like a batch of cookies.

00:11:49.700 You'll never forget.

00:11:50.260 Oh, what's going on?

00:11:51.600 We're talking about, this is Logan Paul's podcast, and that's Mike's podcast.

00:11:55.060 And this is their three, and we're two black guests on the show.

00:11:59.320 Two black guests.

00:12:00.000 That's what we're doing right now.

00:12:00.860 We look like each other, don't we?

00:12:02.120 We do.

00:12:02.640 Yeah, that's a good thing.

00:12:03.600 That is a great thing.

00:12:04.620 It's all right.

00:12:05.480 Oprah, I'll be honest with you.

00:12:06.440 I'm a bit nervous right now.

00:12:07.640 I've thought about this moment my entire life.

00:12:09.840 But I will say, you look a bit different.

00:12:12.420 Have you had work done?

00:12:14.340 Have I had work done?

00:12:15.560 You just look beautiful.

00:12:16.740 You look absolutely beautiful.

00:12:17.880 Phenomenal.

00:12:18.120 Do I look like I had work done?

00:12:19.540 No.

00:12:19.820 No, no, no, man.

00:12:21.080 Well, why did you ask me that?

00:12:22.700 I apologize.

00:12:23.420 I accept the compliment, though.

00:12:27.360 Is anyone here getting a free car today?

00:12:29.680 Would you accept if we, the cast of Impulsive, gave you a free car?

00:12:34.620 You want to give me a free car?

00:12:35.680 Perhaps.

00:12:36.080 Absolutely.

00:12:36.920 I love how you have one AirPod in.

00:12:38.760 Can you show the camera the one AirPod?

00:12:41.060 Very Jake Paul-esque of you.

00:12:42.580 Very Jake Paul-esque.

00:12:43.840 Very fitting.

00:12:44.580 Uh-huh.

00:12:45.180 I don't realize it's there.

00:12:46.760 They're so light.

00:12:47.700 Oh, okay.

00:12:48.480 Amazing.

00:12:49.240 Well, yo, so good to see you here.

00:12:50.600 Are you excited?

00:12:50.980 What's going on?

00:12:51.520 What's everybody talking about?

00:12:53.560 What's going on?

00:12:54.220 My brother's getting married today.

00:12:55.840 Married.

00:12:56.480 Supposedly.

00:12:56.920 Is that right?

00:12:57.540 Yeah.

00:12:57.780 That's wonderful.

00:12:58.760 I'm excited about it.

00:13:00.280 Me too.

00:13:00.800 I just hope I don't do the ugly cry.

00:13:02.820 Are you staying for the ceremony?

00:13:04.500 Absolutely.

00:13:05.640 Okay.

00:13:05.820 Yes, yes, yes.

00:13:06.780 And I have to ask, how much were you paid to be here, Oprah Winfrey?

00:13:11.340 How much would what?

00:13:12.380 Were you paid to be here?

00:13:13.420 Two million.

00:13:13.760 You're not here for fun.

00:13:15.060 Sure I'm here for fun.

00:13:16.040 I don't believe you.

00:13:16.360 Why would I take you?

00:13:17.260 I'm sorry.

00:13:17.400 Why would I do that?

00:13:18.440 All due respect, you media legend, I don't believe you.

00:13:20.400 Oprah, I've heard recently that Dr. Phil may be showing up at this wedding.

00:13:23.820 How's the relationship been with Dr. Phil?

00:13:25.540 Dr. Phil, we're always going to be friends.

00:13:27.760 Okay.

00:13:28.100 Good.

00:13:28.400 You remember how I met Dr. Phil.

00:13:31.620 You remember how.

00:13:32.420 Of course.

00:13:32.760 Always friends.

00:13:33.720 Always.

00:13:34.200 Friends like friends-owned friends or acquaintances?

00:13:36.760 Okay, okay.

00:13:37.320 Friends.

00:13:37.980 Do you feel partially responsible for the launch of the career of Bahad Bahabi?

00:13:43.120 Bad Bobby?

00:13:44.480 Bahad Bahabi?

00:13:45.200 How do you pronounce it?

00:13:45.820 I think it's Bahad Bahabi.

00:13:46.940 Bahad Bahabi?

00:13:48.160 Because Dr. Phil, of course, launched a career of Baha Baha Bha.

00:13:50.700 Well, well, well, just get it.

00:13:52.160 Bad baby.

00:13:52.840 Yes.

00:13:53.340 Well, there's two H's that just shouldn't be there.

00:13:55.380 It throws you off.

00:13:56.340 Yep.

00:13:56.780 Well, Dr. Phil can have it.

00:13:59.220 And we're not going to fight about it.

00:14:00.600 Great.

00:14:01.140 We're not going to fight about it.

00:14:02.520 Huh?

00:14:02.840 Would you like some tequila?

00:14:03.800 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:14:05.040 Oh, you don't drink?

00:14:06.700 Sure.

00:14:07.440 You do drink.

00:14:08.140 But I'm not going to drink until after the wedding.

00:14:10.400 Oh.

00:14:12.600 Very noble. 1.00

00:14:13.600 Shit. 1.00

00:14:14.880 Not until after the wedding. 0.98

00:14:16.000 all right this is fantastic this is great i'm really happy for them thank you very very happy

00:14:23.640 my brother so on behalf of him i thank you oprah winfrey you're welcome oprah thank you so much 0.96

00:14:28.400 all right guys i'm gonna take off take some more pictures sit your ass down i have a question for 0.90

00:14:34.620 you oprah thank you thank you oprah you're welcome bye guys i cannot believe that i i also 0.96

00:14:40.500 when i say i cannot believe that i um is that oprah for no it's not i don't believe it

00:14:45.520 I don't think it is.

00:14:47.240 I think they hired an imposter.

00:14:48.400 No, it's not.

00:14:48.820 That's definitely an imposter.

00:14:49.900 No, it's not.

00:14:50.340 Imposter? 1.00

00:14:51.740 Fuck! 1.00

00:14:52.780 Why would he do that? 1.00

00:14:53.940 Why?

00:14:54.060 That's so on brand.

00:14:55.900 Why has it got to be fake?

00:14:57.320 What's going on?

00:14:57.600 What's happening?

00:14:58.260 That's a fake Oprah.

00:14:59.020 It's not Oprah, Ma.

00:15:00.460 No.

00:15:01.820 No, wait.

00:15:02.500 What are you saying?

00:15:03.340 What are you saying right now?

00:15:04.860 How do I flip this table without getting in trouble?

00:15:06.500 Flip the mic. 1.00

00:15:08.580 Fuck! 1.00

00:15:10.220 That really wasn't Oprah? 1.00

00:15:11.880 No, bro.

00:15:12.540 That's exactly how I would have talked to Oprah.

00:15:14.020 Have you ever met the real Oprah?

00:15:14.940 Wait, you're lying.

00:15:15.420 You didn't know?

00:15:15.900 No, I've never even asked what she had worked on.

00:15:17.920 I've just seen her on the TV.

00:15:19.600 Immediately.

00:15:20.220 All right, so that wasn't Oprah.

00:15:21.080 But listen, I want to ask him probably the same thing you were going to ask him. 1.00

00:15:23.580 Fuck her, dude. 1.00

00:15:23.960 Sorry. 1.00

00:15:24.340 Oh, wait.

00:15:24.800 That was a good moment for me.

00:15:26.420 What do you mean?

00:15:27.000 That was better than the last podcast we did.

00:15:28.640 Oh, you got Oprah.

00:15:29.480 I got Oprah.

00:15:30.240 Yeah, that's fire.

00:15:30.940 Yo, I got a serious question.

00:15:32.140 Yeah.

00:15:32.300 How's your hamstring doing? 1.00

00:15:33.380 My hamstring is fucked. 0.99

00:15:34.660 So let me preface this a little bit. 0.99

00:15:36.420 As most of you know, the Challenger games were yesterday, and I want to dive into that

00:15:40.460 a little bit.

00:15:41.140 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:15:41.480 Daisy Keech's bottom is phenomenal. 1.00

00:15:43.560 What? 0.73

00:15:44.800 Are you Daisy?

00:15:45.860 Daisy.

00:15:46.720 Can we get five? 1.00

00:15:48.280 Andre, Andre, she just does such a great job of maintaining. 1.00

00:15:51.500 I think it's because she does squad thrust.

00:15:53.000 Anyways, I'm getting distracted.

00:15:54.300 She's doing it. 0.84

00:15:55.000 Who takes pictures like that? 1.00

00:15:56.420 Who takes pictures like that?

00:15:58.140 No one takes pictures like that. 1.00

00:16:00.020 Daisy?

00:16:02.320 You did good.

00:16:03.280 Thanks, Daisy.

00:16:04.080 Good to see you.

00:16:04.960 No, keep doing your thing.

00:16:06.360 Who walks in front of the camera like that?

00:16:09.880 Daisy, you're doing so great.

00:16:11.780 Carry on.

00:16:12.420 We're so sorry for bothering you.

00:16:13.460 Thank you, Davey.

00:16:14.000 Batch.

00:16:14.540 Yes.

00:16:15.040 Batch, I've been trying to ask you this question. 1.00

00:16:16.880 Ask me the goddamn question. 1.00

00:16:18.900 I'm going to... 1.00

00:16:19.700 Batch.

00:16:20.480 Batch.

00:16:20.940 Controlling your ADHD.

00:16:22.540 Okay, I'm controlling it. 1.00

00:16:24.080 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:16:25.080 What's up, dude? 1.00

00:16:26.100 Fucker. 1.00

00:16:26.960 We checked in. 1.00

00:16:27.660 He waved back.

00:16:28.300 It was just a joke, but what's up for real?

00:16:29.740 Somebody distract.

00:16:30.480 He's really got ADHD.

00:16:31.680 Did you see that guy wave back?

00:16:32.840 I did, yeah.

00:16:33.820 Okay, go, go, go.

00:16:34.460 Batch, we checked into a hotel today.

00:16:36.000 Jake Paul had booked the accommodations for the entire guest list, right?

00:16:39.200 Are you in that hotel?

00:16:39.840 I checked out of that hotel.

00:16:41.840 Batch, let's talk about this hotel.

00:16:43.480 Bradley Martin, who's right here, Andre, also checked out of the hotel.

00:16:47.260 I walked into this hotel.

00:16:49.220 We have some people on this podcast right now.

00:16:52.400 There is blood on the blankets.

00:16:54.280 Blood on the blankets?

00:16:55.500 Oh, yeah.

00:16:55.700 This is a...

00:16:56.240 Isn't that Ricegum?

00:16:57.120 Looks like it. 0.99

00:16:57.860 Holy shit. 0.99

00:16:58.700 Ricegum, come on the podcast. 0.99

00:17:00.000 What's up?

00:17:00.720 Ricegum.

00:17:01.480 Ricegum, good to see you here, man.

00:17:02.740 Good to see you, man.

00:17:03.660 I heard you just got surgery.

00:17:05.020 Is that true?

00:17:05.580 Yeah, you know.

00:17:06.380 So basically, everyone said they had like a clogged nose all the time.

00:17:09.840 like closer you do sound like you have a clogged nose all the time and that basically they went

00:17:15.020 in and just drilled it so i could breathe but how come yeah deviated septum it's deviated

00:17:22.660 i know what that is really like three to two brad this isn't your podcast it's fine

00:17:31.540 i have to ask and don't take it personally but you still sound the same

00:17:36.180 No, because at the...

00:17:37.560 Am I wrong?

00:17:38.100 Hold on, hold on.

00:17:39.180 At the moment, there's, like, some pipes in there,

00:17:41.360 and they're going to take it out in, like, a week.

00:17:44.040 And then we'll find out.

00:17:45.560 And they say it's 99% success rate.

00:17:48.000 So that's gross.

00:17:49.380 What if he sounds drastically different?

00:17:51.720 Like, he's like, hey, guys, how's it going?

00:17:53.040 I just want to talk more about the hotel.

00:17:56.440 What do you think went wrong?

00:17:57.360 I walked in the place.

00:17:58.300 It smelled like urine. 0.96

00:17:59.500 It reminded me of a vampire bordello. 0.99

00:18:02.040 I've never seen a more disgusting hotel in my entire life. 0.64

00:18:04.500 So this is what happened.

00:18:05.020 um jake jake jake was like uh yo i got these influencers um how much for a shout out to like 0.98

00:18:12.240 fuck influencers we got this hotel for you guys um dead people live there yeah yo literally when 0.99

00:18:17.580 we came out the elevator there was trash trash remember it's just trash are y'all on the fourth 1.00

00:18:22.840 floor yeah yes i saw those yeah it's just so i go there i was like bro i work way too hard yeah to 0.97

00:18:29.420 be living uh like a simpleton is that i heard you were there i heard you were there for about

00:18:34.200 five minutes five minutes and then i call him up he's like let's go eat i say yo let's get another

00:18:38.620 hotel we look out the window we see donald trump tower and then i'm thinking yo everyone doesn't

00:18:44.780 like trump right or a lot of people don't like trump there's probably rooms so there's rooms

00:18:48.680 and it's gonna be cheap and it was we go there yep rooms are only 200 223 plus tax and we get

00:18:56.300 there and the guys, he recognizes

00:18:58.260 them from YouTube. Amazing. And then he's like,

00:19:00.300 yo, we're going to give you the suite for

00:19:02.220 the $2.23 price.

00:19:04.260 Wow. Congratulations.

00:19:05.980 It was amazing. Two bathrooms,

00:19:08.700 a kitchen, a couch, 0.96

00:19:10.260 a bed, and like a big ass tub. 0.97

00:19:12.460 Are you a fan of Trump now? 0.99

00:19:14.260 Am I a fan of who? Trump now. Next question.

00:19:16.400 Quick question. So you guys

00:19:17.980 are going to sleep tonight and all of a sudden

00:19:20.200 five white men

00:19:21.960 barge in with signs and MAGA hats on

00:19:24.100 because they're the only other people sitting at the hotel 0.99

00:19:26.160 What the fuck are you going to do, Batch? 0.99

00:19:27.820 Yo, but you know what's crazy? 1.00

00:19:29.000 I saw a lot of black people there, too. 1.00

00:19:30.920 Shut up. 1.00

00:19:31.480 Wow. 1.00

00:19:31.860 Bro, wasn't so many black people there.

00:19:33.120 Really?

00:19:33.360 That's awesome.

00:19:34.360 It's probably the cheapest hotel in Vegas.

00:19:37.260 How great is that?

00:19:38.180 Oh, bad promo.

00:19:38.860 This is a free promo for them.

00:19:39.800 Wait, hold on now.

00:19:40.860 The rooms and shrub is $1,000 a night.

00:19:44.880 Hey, so, Rice, you're feeling good.

00:19:46.020 We were disappointed we didn't see you at the Challenger Games.

00:19:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:48.500 But also, you're probably pretty lucky you didn't show up

00:19:51.440 because eight of us got injured, including both Batch and myself.

00:19:54.860 We both pulled our hamstring.

00:19:56.160 But now you're good, though.

00:19:57.380 No, I'm not good.

00:19:57.980 Not quite, bro.

00:19:58.480 We can't walk.

00:19:59.460 Yeah.

00:20:00.240 Here's a list of people that got injured.

00:20:02.320 King Batch.

00:20:03.320 Faye Sensei.

00:20:04.200 Rest in peace.

00:20:04.700 Charlie Morley.

00:20:05.360 Rest in peace.

00:20:05.760 Model Roz.

00:20:06.320 Rest in peace. 1.00

00:20:06.780 Faye Censor.

00:20:07.460 Rest in peace.

00:20:07.900 Daisy Keech.

00:20:08.540 Rest in peace.

00:20:09.060 Jocelyn.

00:20:09.520 Rest in peace.

00:20:10.000 Austin McBroom.

00:20:10.900 Rest in peace.

00:20:11.340 They all died. 0.98

00:20:12.080 They all died.

00:20:13.300 What?

00:20:13.920 By the way, in the first race, somebody said, who do you have your money on?

00:20:17.280 I'm watching RiceGum in lane seven.

00:20:19.160 And I said, I'll be honest with you, Thomas. 0.98

00:20:21.040 it's going to be a fucking miracle for us going to pull this out 0.96

00:20:23.740 because he is not here. 0.97

00:20:25.140 Don't want to say that, bro.

00:20:26.040 I'm dead serious.

00:20:26.600 Don't want to say that.

00:20:27.240 No, they did.

00:20:28.060 No, they did because you were on the list.

00:20:31.140 Okay, okay.

00:20:31.900 You were on the list.

00:20:32.620 No, I guarantee you guys, if I was there, I would have won something

00:20:35.640 because, like, I'm fast, bro.

00:20:37.160 Are you?

00:20:37.660 I'm real, dude.

00:20:38.760 I dust you, Leloki.

00:20:39.900 I dust you.

00:20:40.540 I was impressed.

00:20:42.020 Destroying?

00:20:42.740 Fastest person on the planet.

00:20:44.380 Fastest person on the planet.

00:20:45.120 Yeah, dude, I saw that.

00:20:45.860 I heard about that.

00:20:46.720 10.8.

00:20:47.020 10.8 is, like, he could be scouted for the USA Olympic team.

00:20:50.420 No joke.

00:20:51.040 that he's one of the fastest people I've seen probably in person my whole life.

00:20:55.800 Yeah.

00:20:56.200 I have to ask, when I watched you play basketball at Austin McGrath's charity event,

00:21:00.240 I was really impressed.

00:21:01.260 Really?

00:21:01.680 Have you always been an athlete?

00:21:03.240 I mean, not really.

00:21:05.900 I just had no friends back then.

00:21:08.240 And then I was on the basketball team,

00:21:10.060 and I just made hella friends through that way.

00:21:12.100 But then I just wasn't good enough to even play.

00:21:14.720 Let me ask you a personal question related to basketball.

00:21:19.640 How did Jake and Tana convince you to come here?

00:21:22.060 Here?

00:21:22.460 Oh, no.

00:21:23.040 It was really easy.

00:21:24.000 So, look, I was born in Vegas, right?

00:21:26.480 So I had the nose surgery here.

00:21:28.400 You were already here.

00:21:29.080 I was already here.

00:21:30.000 Explains it.

00:21:30.500 So this is a pit stop for you.

00:21:31.700 No, no, no.

00:21:32.180 You wouldn't actually come here if they invited you.

00:21:33.820 I'm all dressed up and stuff because I was paying my respects.

00:21:36.220 I know it's really legit, and they care about each other a lot.

00:21:39.460 So I just really had to come and, you know, see what's up.

00:21:42.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:43.260 Oh, yo, you got to, like, tag that, like, clip it.

00:21:46.840 Is it meme?

00:21:47.400 the part where you said he really had to come. 1.00

00:21:50.180 Oh, fuck yeah. You're going to be an embarrassment. 1.00

00:21:51.940 Yeah, there we go. It's fine. I like how your mind works. 0.99

00:21:53.960 Rice, can I ask you an unrelated question?

00:21:55.820 FaZe Clan just signed the

00:21:57.740 first ever girl gamer, female

00:21:59.840 gamer to FaZe Clan. What are your thoughts?

00:22:02.060 I think it's super dope.

00:22:04.420 Dude, I want to say

00:22:05.720 some, but I don't know if it's, like, too much.

00:22:08.280 Say it. Let it out. Should I?

00:22:09.400 Yeah. Let it rip. No, I probably shouldn't.

00:22:11.760 It's like a mean thing,

00:22:13.580 but no, no, I probably

00:22:15.460 shouldn't. I probably shouldn't. But,

00:22:16.860 I think it's dope that she's the first girl 1.00

00:22:19.840 because I was around the face thing 1.00

00:22:21.300 and they were going to pick up a few other girls,

00:22:23.200 but I'm glad they did it because it's just not as lit as her.

00:22:26.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:26.820 I have a question.

00:22:27.640 I saw the video.

00:22:29.280 It was trending on Twitter headlines.

00:22:31.780 She was doing sign language.

00:22:33.520 Is that what you were going to say?

00:22:36.460 I mean, just some kid says something about a gang sign.

00:22:39.260 I don't know.

00:22:40.700 Like I saw it online.

00:22:42.000 Was it a gang sign or sign language?

00:22:43.420 No, sign language.

00:22:44.220 That's what I thought.

00:22:44.940 Is she fully deaf?

00:22:46.460 Is she mute or deaf?

00:22:47.880 I don't know. 0.99

00:22:48.900 Either way, I think that's fucking awesome. 0.97

00:22:52.720 Like, that makes it so cool. 0.94

00:22:54.380 Like, FaZe Clan is becoming so inclusive,

00:22:58.480 and I think that's going to really contribute to the building

00:23:01.200 of what is becoming an empire.

00:23:02.620 So shout out FaZe Clan. 0.69

00:23:03.320 Shout out Banks.

00:23:04.000 Shout out Tom.

00:23:04.660 And this.

00:23:05.260 And, like, Tfue.

00:23:06.200 Everyone was like, oh, Tfue's the biggest FaZe.

00:23:08.140 This and this.

00:23:08.920 Bro, he was at the event.

00:23:10.100 He scored, like, seven points.

00:23:11.400 I heard he got wrecked.

00:23:12.360 Yeah, something like that.

00:23:13.020 I heard he got wrecked.

00:23:13.960 You know why?

00:23:14.420 I know why.

00:23:15.360 He was distracted.

00:23:16.720 I'm telling you, like, the clout got in his head.

00:23:18.440 He was just distracted.

00:23:20.300 Bro, that's what happens when you don't come on impulsive.

00:23:22.560 Yeah.

00:23:23.060 It's a chain of bad luck.

00:23:24.780 Trust me.

00:23:25.780 Trust me.

00:23:26.420 FaZe Scissors, was it?

00:23:27.940 Took the creative cup on day one.

00:23:29.960 Something like that.

00:23:30.680 Mongrel did great.

00:23:32.940 Who else?

00:23:33.260 Like, they had a whole lot of kids that were just higher than him.

00:23:36.480 Yeah.

00:23:37.060 Yeah, I don't know.

00:23:38.240 Hey, I want to get back to you, King Batch, real quick.

00:23:40.760 Oh, yeah.

00:23:41.460 I was just looking at his ratio.

00:23:43.220 This is a good ratio.

00:23:44.220 I told you that.

00:23:44.900 Bro, this is absolutely incredible. 0.97

00:23:47.780 The women here are beautiful.

00:23:49.400 The boys here are also beautiful.

00:23:50.780 Everyone's just gorgeous.

00:23:51.780 The boys here are beautiful, too.

00:23:53.360 The men, I should say.

00:23:53.980 I think it's handsome is the word.

00:23:55.860 I mean, that guy's beautiful.

00:23:57.220 That boy's beautiful.

00:23:58.100 There's a lot of them here.

00:23:59.080 That man must be eight feet tall.

00:24:00.260 How do you plan on healing your hamstring?

00:24:03.140 When I saw you in the 100-meter race against Destroying,

00:24:06.020 because you guys were the favorites,

00:24:07.300 and I saw you pull your hamstring, my heart sank.

00:24:11.220 Yeah.

00:24:12.100 Like, I felt horrible.

00:24:13.200 Right.

00:24:13.840 Have you been injured like this before?

00:24:15.460 Not since high school.

00:24:16.780 But you know what I realized?

00:24:17.880 I look at everything in a positive way.

00:24:20.160 Yesterday, I couldn't even walk.

00:24:21.600 Today, I can actually walk.

00:24:23.160 So I'm healing fast.

00:24:25.040 I feel like Wolverine.

00:24:26.040 Right after the race, I went to a film shoot right after.

00:24:29.260 You're joking.

00:24:29.880 I did. 0.99

00:24:30.320 Yo, I fucking admire you, Batch. 0.99

00:24:32.700 I respect you. 0.98

00:24:33.500 I'm so happy for your friendship.

00:24:34.640 As cheesy as it is, man, you've always stuck your neck off from me.

00:24:37.800 And I appreciate you, man.

00:24:39.480 I appreciate you, too, bro.

00:24:40.040 I really do.

00:24:40.760 And I'm glad you came to my brother's wedding.

00:24:42.540 Is this a bromance we're having right now?

00:24:43.900 I think so, a little bit.

00:24:45.100 Found it out.

00:24:45.820 Yo, have you guys ever kissed?

00:24:47.020 No.

00:24:47.380 No.

00:24:48.340 Maybe you should.

00:24:50.640 No.

00:24:50.960 Probably not.

00:24:51.500 You guys know.

00:24:53.200 Or maybe you don't.

00:24:54.160 Airplane Mode is coming out on August 2nd.

00:24:56.280 So we had a premiere the other night in L.A., and you brought a girl.

00:25:01.600 Yeah.

00:25:01.940 I don't know what your relationship is.

00:25:03.240 I think you guys are friends.

00:25:04.140 Friends, yeah.

00:25:04.420 Yeah, right?

00:25:04.960 Because I saw you on live. 0.81

00:25:07.000 Riley Reed is twerking right now. 1.00

00:25:08.180 Riley Reed is twerking. 1.00

00:25:08.720 You got to get that twerking. 1.00

00:25:09.660 Your ass is getting slapped. 1.00

00:25:10.900 Wow. 1.00

00:25:12.440 You did it.

00:25:13.120 It worked.

00:25:13.680 You really did the stress.

00:25:14.400 I have ADHD, so it happened when you were way over there.

00:25:17.460 You brought a girl.

00:25:18.020 And she's twerking again.

00:25:19.180 You brought a girl, Anna.

00:25:20.480 Yes.

00:25:20.900 Anna Akana.

00:25:21.540 Yes.

00:25:22.160 And during the whole Japan incident, her tweet about me and what she's gone through in her life went viral.

00:25:31.040 And I've always had.

00:25:32.020 Yeah, she doesn't like you, but I spoke good things about you.

00:25:34.420 She doesn't like me at all.

00:25:35.640 No, but I told her he's not like that in real life.

00:25:37.660 It's just like, you know, it's just the internet stuff.

00:25:40.720 What'd she say?

00:25:41.820 Does she believe you?

00:25:42.940 Yeah, she believed me.

00:25:44.200 That's why she came.

00:25:45.140 I told her we was going to your premiere.

00:25:46.620 Oh.

00:25:47.360 So he's a changed man now.

00:25:49.700 Yeah, it's tricky.

00:25:50.700 It's interesting.

00:25:51.280 It's like looking into a time capsule.

00:25:53.480 Truly.

00:25:53.860 It's like digging it up, opening it, and being like, whoa.

00:25:56.360 But I saw her, and I'm not going to lie, I got a little nervous, man,

00:25:59.940 and I was confused.

00:26:01.180 Oh, I didn't even know she did that.

00:26:02.740 It's all good.

00:26:03.400 Rice, thanks for coming on.

00:26:04.800 Rice, thanks for coming on.

00:26:05.960 Hey, let's take a shot later, all right?

00:26:07.380 Are you just having surgery?

00:26:08.120 Can you do that?

00:26:09.180 You're just throwing a bunch of signs at me.

00:26:10.560 Okay, I love you, Rice.

00:26:11.280 Yeah, but what I told her was a lot of people, they make, it's the internet.

00:26:16.220 Like, the haters, they look for anything to take and to, like, tarnish your name.

00:26:21.580 Yeah.

00:26:21.880 So I told her, like, yo, he's a nice guy.

00:26:23.880 I had to really tell her.

00:26:25.540 Oh, I know.

00:26:26.260 I had to, like, 20-minute conversation, like, he's a nice guy.

00:26:29.180 He's cool.

00:26:29.700 Yeah, I was like, he goes out his ways to talk to fans.

00:26:33.340 Me, I don't, like, you see when I take pictures, I just, I literally go like this, and I'm on to the next one.

00:26:37.320 Yeah.

00:26:37.600 You, like, you'll take pictures, you'll ask them where they're from. 0.97

00:26:39.640 I was like, how the fuck can he do that? 0.86

00:26:41.300 How can he ask them where they're from? 0.98

00:26:42.760 Like, I could never do that.

00:26:43.900 I could never have...

00:26:44.400 He does ask everybody that.

00:26:45.740 That's his go-to question.

00:26:46.740 Where are you from?

00:26:47.280 Yeah, I could never do that.

00:26:48.660 Is it because you have more fans?

00:26:50.040 No, it's not.

00:26:50.680 It's just because I'm an introvert,

00:26:51.920 and I can't really talk to people like that.

00:26:53.040 Yeah, you seem like an introvert, man.

00:26:54.620 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:26:55.320 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:26:56.160 The most extroverted introvert on the world. 1.00

00:26:58.580 So, introvert is just, like, where your energy lies.

00:27:00.860 It's not about, like, your charisma. 0.99

00:27:02.460 I mean, I'm charismatic as fuck. 0.99

00:27:03.540 Let's not get into it. 0.98

00:27:05.740 Well, yo, thank you.

00:27:06.760 Thank you for...

00:27:07.480 There's a lot of people out there that, like, they'll talk bad about you

00:27:10.980 because they've never met you, and they see what the videos are on the Internet.

00:27:14.180 Anna was different because it wasn't a talking bad situation.

00:27:18.440 Her life experience was so visceral,

00:27:22.060 and it affected her in such a negative way that I, like, I hurt.

00:27:27.480 Yeah.

00:27:27.740 And so I was always afraid of running into her in real life,

00:27:30.700 and then I saw her at the premiere of what will be the most raunchiest movie

00:27:34.240 of the entire decade.

00:27:35.440 No, more than that.

00:27:36.240 August 2nd.

00:27:38.040 I'd say South of the Century.

00:27:39.140 What do you think about this movie going live?

00:27:41.000 This movie going live is crazy.

00:27:42.620 We shot it, what, four years ago?

00:27:44.020 Five years ago?

00:27:44.760 Four years ago.

00:27:46.120 Airplane mode.

00:27:47.240 Airplane mode, yes.

00:27:48.020 The one we said today would become a real...

00:27:50.800 Jake goes on the plane.

00:27:52.400 He goes, guys, I've manifested that this plane is going to crash.

00:27:56.580 Yeah!

00:27:57.340 That was no.

00:27:58.820 Let's not do it. 1.00

00:27:59.560 Bro, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:28:00.860 Ladies and gentlemen, Bradley Martin has joined us on the show, by the way. 1.00

00:28:03.760 The world's biggest man.

00:28:05.000 I'm here, baby.

00:28:05.620 Yesterday, I got some heat for all of my commentary yesterday, by the way.

00:28:09.620 There was a lot of fans, but there were some distraught people on the Internet

00:28:13.180 who just weren't super happy about some of my more bold statements. 0.58

00:28:17.440 I did at one point yesterday call you a human-eyed cyborg android monster. 0.77

00:28:24.800 It made a headline. 0.92

00:28:25.580 It made a headline.

00:28:26.440 And I also said that after losing the event yesterday,

00:28:29.120 you went and scaled large buildings in L.A.,

00:28:31.420 and you were throwing cars rampage style.

00:28:33.840 Is any of that true?

00:28:35.160 This may or may not have happened.

00:28:36.480 I was a little disappointed.

00:28:37.420 I'm not going to lie.

00:28:37.820 You didn't even go to the podium to pick up your second place.

00:28:40.160 I'm going to be back.

00:28:40.300 I went to eat.

00:28:40.680 Bradley, sit here.

00:28:41.400 I'm going to be back.

00:28:42.000 All right.

00:28:42.460 Why, when he leaves, does he not say, I'll be batch?

00:28:45.440 Hey.

00:28:45.840 Wow.

00:28:46.260 Nice, nice.

00:28:46.860 Something to think about.

00:28:47.760 How do you feel about your turnout in the Challenger games?

00:28:50.080 I'm salty, bro.

00:28:51.120 Really?

00:28:51.520 Yeah.

00:28:52.120 With what?

00:28:52.560 Because, Bradley, like, no one expected you to be able to run fast, man.

00:28:55.820 And when you said you could, no one believed you.

00:28:57.920 Yeah.

00:28:58.100 Quite honestly.

00:28:59.220 But I believed me.

00:29:00.960 I ran fast.

00:29:01.660 He ran very fast.

00:29:02.360 I want to say one thing, hold on.

00:29:03.580 For being 260 pounds, I think I ran pretty damn fast.

00:29:07.000 What was your time in the 100 meter?

00:29:09.040 I don't know.

00:29:10.000 I don't even know what the time was.

00:29:10.680 You doesn't even know.

00:29:11.240 He has no idea.

00:29:11.840 But I know I was not, like, way back there.

00:29:14.280 You know what my time was?

00:29:15.460 No, but.

00:29:15.960 I'm going to be out for you.

00:29:17.660 We can get it, but if it was over 13 seconds, like, you got goats running that time.

00:29:23.660 Goats.

00:29:24.040 Goats, like what kind of, like, 260-pound goats?

00:29:26.660 Like, greatest of all time?

00:29:27.540 Goats you find in a farm.

00:29:29.780 Like, goats.

00:29:30.780 Bradley.

00:29:31.180 Not the greatest of all time.

00:29:31.880 I'm talking about a farm animal, bro. 0.98

00:29:33.380 Bradley, Logan's talking some shit right now, but I'll be honest with you. 0.99

00:29:37.540 I saw you running, and you ran very fast. 0.99

00:29:41.200 I was commentating, so when I saw that happen, I said,

00:29:44.560 Bradley Martin is a wall, he's a brick wall, but he's moving.

00:29:48.100 He's moving forward down the track.

00:29:49.840 I got to say, if I saw you running at me in the wild, it's just terrifying.

00:29:54.900 I don't care how slow you are.

00:29:55.960 It's just the most terrifying thing I could possibly see.

00:29:57.780 But I wasn't slow.

00:29:59.100 Listen, man, it's fine.

00:30:00.520 No, no, no, we're fine.

00:30:01.880 We're fine.

00:30:03.220 If I'm thinking about starting a fight league, my PR team might not approve this.

00:30:09.000 I want to call it UF Beast.

00:30:11.100 So humans versus monsters.

00:30:12.980 And when I put you up against a silverback, how do you think you'll fare out?

00:30:16.680 Oh, that's a deadly.

00:30:19.140 That's literally like, I mean.

00:30:20.600 That's literally deadly.

00:30:21.620 You're going to die. 0.99

00:30:22.180 I'll probably die. 0.99

00:30:23.100 You don't think you can handle a silverback? 1.00

00:30:24.820 You're a pussy, bro. 1.00

00:30:25.820 You think you can beat a silverback up? 1.00

00:30:27.260 Bro, I'm a pussy. 1.00

00:30:28.720 It's different for me. 1.00

00:30:29.740 You are a silverback.

00:30:31.040 Yeah, but...

00:30:32.040 You came from the same loins. 1.00

00:30:33.560 Yeah, but, I mean, you know, like, little chimps literally are, like, strong as shit. 0.99

00:30:37.760 Have you ever, like, messed with, like, a little... 0.99

00:30:39.580 We're going to show a picture right now on the screen of a chimp whose hair is shaved.

00:30:44.120 A bald chimp, per se, on his whole body.

00:30:46.360 Where did you see this?

00:30:47.160 Well, I just flashed it on the screen. 1.00

00:30:48.880 These things are muscular as shit. 0.99

00:30:51.000 Have you ever seen a shaved chimp? 1.00

00:30:52.360 A monkey with no hair?

00:30:53.340 Yeah, I have. 0.88

00:30:54.000 Yo, crazy, and also crazy.

00:30:56.000 Spence told me about this. 0.91

00:30:57.140 You turned me on.

00:30:58.060 They're vegan.

00:30:58.600 Yeah, silverback gorillas are vegan.

00:31:01.040 So all they eat is just, yeah.

00:31:02.580 There's plants, bro.

00:31:03.260 I will say this.

00:31:05.900 Silverback gorillas aren't bred to capture, to hunt and capture.

00:31:10.160 True.

00:31:10.420 You know?

00:31:10.920 Yeah, they're just big and bulky, dude.

00:31:12.280 They're like Bradley on the track.

00:31:13.740 Exactly.

00:31:14.220 Can't catch anything.

00:31:15.100 But I was fast, though.

00:31:16.160 They'll mess you up.

00:31:17.620 I was fast.

00:31:18.540 You could probably get away from them.

00:31:19.580 I want to give Bradley's official time and then make a prop or something.

00:31:21.820 Get my official time.

00:31:22.580 Get my official time.

00:31:23.280 Because I feel like I'm really selling you short here.

00:31:25.100 Are you excited for the wedding?

00:31:26.000 Let's talk about something.

00:31:26.560 Yeah, I am.

00:31:27.260 Really?

00:31:28.660 It's interesting to me, though.

00:31:30.840 It's crazy.

00:31:32.020 I can't believe it.

00:31:33.900 I think the budget's half a million dollars.

00:31:36.400 Half a billion dollars.

00:31:37.780 It's pretty absurd.

00:31:38.960 Oprah's here.

00:31:39.940 It's pretty crazy.

00:31:40.660 Hey, Bradley, can I say one more thing about the Challenger games? 0.99

00:31:42.640 I wasn't as concerned with your absolute shit performance running. 0.98

00:31:45.720 And by the way, I know I said you ran fast, but I'll be honest. 0.99

00:31:48.620 You run about the same speed as mashed potatoes.

00:31:51.020 Bro.

00:31:51.540 But really quickly, I know you want to say something,

00:31:53.640 but I'm going to cut you off as I do. 0.99

00:31:55.480 I was very concerned with your absolute shit performance in the shot put. 1.00

00:31:59.400 You are a massive... 1.00

00:32:00.720 No, no, listen.

00:32:01.780 You and Blessing are the size of four men each,

00:32:05.480 and you got beat by a scrawny little Spencer-sized man.

00:32:09.360 Here's the problem.

00:32:10.140 No offense, Spencer.

00:32:11.260 Here's the problem.

00:32:12.080 Here's the problem. 0.65

00:32:14.460 I beat Blessing.

00:32:16.540 I beat everyone else, and I was very close to the winner,

00:32:19.160 but the winner knew how to throw shot put.

00:32:20.440 I've never thrown shot put in my whole life except that day.

00:32:23.140 But also, Bradley, you lost a day, Storm.

00:32:25.300 He's 100 pounds lighter than you.

00:32:26.400 Everyone expected you to throw that shot put, bro.

00:32:28.660 Yeah, but he's done it before.

00:32:30.300 He knows how to do it.

00:32:31.360 Do you guys know those Russian dolls where you, like, open them

00:32:33.880 and there's another one in it?

00:32:34.540 Yes, there's more Russian.

00:32:35.080 Yeah, he's like that.

00:32:36.020 Where you open one of Bradley, there's another one in him.

00:32:38.240 And the real Bradley's deep down in the middle, smaller.

00:32:40.860 I don't think so.

00:32:41.940 To me, Bradley's more like one of those cartoons

00:32:43.760 where there's a little alien right in his chest

00:32:46.380 controlling his arms and legs.

00:32:48.160 Like the men in black thing.

00:32:49.240 Yes, just like that.

00:32:50.900 Also, Vitaly took part in the shot put.

00:32:53.140 That was interesting to watch.

00:32:54.160 He was down on the field with both his mother

00:32:56.380 and his advertisement, or girlfriend, sorry,

00:33:00.260 his walking billboard of a girlfriend.

00:33:04.220 You know why I'm actually okay with it?

00:33:07.660 I love it, bro.

00:33:08.620 They love each other and did love each other for, like, a solid year

00:33:11.500 before she started promoting his stuff.

00:33:14.700 Yeah, it's okay.

00:33:15.300 Like, that's cool to me.

00:33:17.340 That's cool to me how it's able to develop and blossom

00:33:19.680 into a mutually beneficial thing for business

00:33:22.900 because they actually do love each other instead of, like,

00:33:25.560 I won't say any names, but some people on the internet are just making fake moves for clout.

00:33:32.760 You can't think of a single couple to mention?

00:33:35.120 We can't mention one?

00:33:36.600 Not a single one off the top of your head.

00:33:38.140 Like none that might feel close to home?

00:33:41.320 Not one.

00:33:41.860 But you're just saying as an example?

00:33:43.580 As an example, yes.

00:33:44.480 Okay, fair enough.

00:33:45.040 Interesting.

00:33:45.640 I could think of...

00:33:47.080 I can't.

00:33:50.060 Spencer, I will say, congratulations, bro.

00:33:54.460 Here we are.

00:33:55.040 We're going to talk about it right now.

00:33:56.440 What's going on here?

00:33:57.260 What's going on here?

00:33:57.800 Spencer was the only Maverick to place in the Challenger Games.

00:34:02.940 Let's go.

00:34:03.340 He placed third in the 1600-meter race, the mile,

00:34:06.180 right after Ryan Garcia and Ryan Trahan.

00:34:08.800 That was awesome.

00:34:09.280 Yeah, the guy who won was like a D1 track athlete two years ago.

00:34:12.600 That's what I'm trying to say, though.

00:34:14.000 Ran a 415 mile.

00:34:15.280 I didn't know that when I invited him.

00:34:16.680 I had no idea.

00:34:17.560 Otherwise, Ryan, so sorry.

00:34:19.120 You absolutely would not have been invited.

00:34:21.720 But you did good.

00:34:22.640 Yeah.

00:34:23.120 You ran a what?

00:34:24.000 A 527.

00:34:25.600 That's fast.

00:34:26.840 That is a 12.2 mile per hour pace.

00:34:31.760 Yep.

00:34:32.120 Do you run a lot?

00:34:33.400 Yeah.

00:34:34.020 Not sprinting.

00:34:35.060 This is my first ever mile that I've raced.

00:34:37.020 Do you think for even a quick second that maybe if you weren't a plant-based vegan that you potentially could have moved a little faster?

00:34:45.240 I mentioned it on the broadcast.

00:34:47.640 You've not eaten meat.

00:34:48.660 You've not eaten any kind of meat or dairy product for about 15 years now.

00:34:53.260 Yeah.

00:34:53.480 You want to know what happened?

00:34:54.320 Okay, sure.

00:34:54.720 The night before, I got into a Caesar salad that had dairy in it. 1.00

00:34:58.620 Shut up. 0.97

00:34:59.380 I think that's what compromised my time. 0.99

00:35:01.080 Everybody's like, oh, you should add a Big Mac before the race.

00:35:03.360 I'm like, dude, I accidentally had some dairy, bro.

00:35:05.540 Well, you said you got into it.

00:35:06.760 You said almost like Broly, the dog, you got into it.

00:35:09.800 What happened?

00:35:10.060 I was at a steakhouse, and I was there for a meeting.

00:35:14.160 They whipped up a Caesar salad.

00:35:15.640 I ate it.

00:35:16.360 It was delicious.

00:35:17.200 I'm going to be honest.

00:35:17.920 It was incredible.

00:35:19.040 What was the dairy?

00:35:20.300 Oh, and the Caesar dressing.

00:35:21.760 There was some mayo, Caesar, I asked.

00:35:24.280 It was a mess.

00:35:25.200 If you had been full vegan when that happened and you accidentally consumed.

00:35:29.640 What?

00:35:30.020 Sub-5.

00:35:30.480 I would have run a sub-5.

00:35:31.520 Sub-5? 0.90

00:35:32.280 Yeah, without that dairy.

00:35:33.700 Wow.

00:35:34.420 Next year, Challenger Games, I'm running sub-5.

00:35:36.940 Really?

00:35:37.420 Well, hold on.

00:35:38.300 Is Challenger Games going to be a track and field event next year?

00:35:40.000 So let's talk about it.

00:35:41.140 Yeah.

00:35:41.740 I want to know what you guys think.

00:35:43.460 Please comment below.

00:35:45.140 We wanted to maybe do a different event, such as maybe an American Ninja Warrior type vibe

00:35:51.480 or that show Wipeout type vibe.

00:35:53.280 I want to know what you guys think.

00:35:54.180 Please comment below, because we need your input.

00:35:56.100 One thing's for sure, though, that we have the broadcast commentator locked, correct?

00:36:01.380 Yep.

00:36:01.600 I think it's going to be Mike, because you did such a great job.

00:36:03.700 Mike is the greatest commentator to walk the face of planet Earth in the history of time.

00:36:07.740 Thanks, pretty good.

00:36:08.000 Facts.

00:36:08.360 I feel like a real natural.

00:36:09.780 Someone else who's great at commentating and pretty much everything involving talking.

00:36:12.820 Adam 22.

00:36:13.560 Yo, welcome to Impulsive, man.

00:36:14.760 How are you guys doing?

00:36:15.600 Logan, congratulations.

00:36:17.140 Thanks, man.

00:36:17.720 Clap for myself.

00:36:18.480 Yeah, how are you guys doing?

00:36:19.140 Hell yeah.

00:36:19.540 I got a new sister-in-law today, I guess.

00:36:21.700 Yeah, 10 a.m.

00:36:22.880 Big day for YouTube as a community. 0.99

00:36:24.420 Where's Susan? 0.99

00:36:26.320 Yo, what if Susan, the CEO of YouTube, showed up? 1.00

00:36:28.840 I bet she didn't even get an invite. 0.53

00:36:30.460 Ah, that seems like a very Jake thing to do is invite Susan.

00:36:34.060 I bet they did.

00:36:34.720 What do you think of it?

00:36:35.320 We don't know.

00:36:35.940 Wouldn't be surprised.

00:36:36.920 So you're the host of the, what do you say, the coolest podcast?

00:36:40.020 They say.

00:36:40.920 But I'm aware that you guys are the biggest podcast, most popular, most viewed.

00:36:44.200 What is the number?

00:36:44.600 Not according to Ladbible.

00:36:45.900 Ladbible did a whole report on us the other day that Logan Paul is foolishly saying that we're not the world's number one podcast. 0.98

00:36:52.400 Hey, listen, you fucking Brits, all right? 0.98

00:36:54.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:54.700 Logan Paul, you got to take into consideration the views on YouTube

00:36:57.920 when you do the numbers.

00:36:59.120 There's audio there, too. 1.00

00:37:00.320 Did you ever fucking think of that, you fucks? 1.00

00:37:01.960 Yeah, Ladbible, they're a bunch of, they stab each other and shit. 1.00

00:37:04.920 Like, those guys are getting stabbed by the gangs of London all the time. 1.00

00:37:07.760 They don't know anything, bro.

00:37:08.960 We almost got stabbed and jumped in London the day,

00:37:12.780 the week before the KSI fight.

00:37:14.220 It happens.

00:37:14.940 Who was there?

00:37:15.800 I'm surprised KSI didn't pull out a knife during that boxing match. 0.98

00:37:18.320 To shank you. 0.97

00:37:19.500 I would not have surprised me. 0.99

00:37:21.160 Yo, have you ever been stabbed?

00:37:23.140 No, I stabbed a guy one time, though.

00:37:25.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, with a broken beer bottle.

00:37:27.340 It all could go in and everything.

00:37:28.860 So you have stabbed a man.

00:37:30.240 How did you feel when you stabbed him?

00:37:32.100 I felt nothing, yeah.

00:37:33.180 I was happy I got away with it.

00:37:34.520 This was back in the day before social media was crazy,

00:37:36.360 before anybody knew who I was, so that was a good feeling.

00:37:38.140 Is he still alive, this man?

00:37:39.540 I mean, I hope not.

00:37:40.620 Hope not.

00:37:41.280 Okay.

00:37:41.860 Because if you wanted him to live, why would you have stabbed him, right?

00:37:44.920 Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

00:37:45.640 Do you feel anything ever completely numb?

00:37:48.760 What about for your absolutely stunning girlfriend who's here tonight,

00:37:52.600 Lenna the Plug?

00:37:53.240 Do you feel anything?

00:37:54.220 Is there any juices that flow? 0.51

00:37:55.720 I've held back on stabbing her with any kind of sharp weapon up to this point.

00:37:59.740 Great job. 1.00

00:38:00.140 Stab her with your penis. 1.00

00:38:01.140 We see that on social media. 1.00

00:38:01.960 We see that on Snapchat all the time.

00:38:03.580 But also, is that you?

00:38:04.840 Because your face is not.

00:38:06.560 That's me.

00:38:07.040 That's my wiener.

00:38:07.680 Yeah, Logan, that's me.

00:38:09.000 It's pretty hard to hide those tats.

00:38:10.720 I remember I saw it.

00:38:11.860 I woke up one morning.

00:38:13.040 It was Easter morning.

00:38:14.120 I was having a great day with my family,

00:38:15.540 and all of a sudden I saw a tattooed Easter bunny just cocking down.

00:38:18.760 three chicks on social media i was with him and ever since i've been i wear a bunny suit every 0.98

00:38:23.580 time i have sex now yeah crazy it was that honestly that was a weird experience because 0.93

00:38:27.240 imagine having sex but you can't see anything because you got a giant bunny helmet covering 0.99

00:38:32.360 your entire face so you're having sex you know it looks good but even if you look down you can't see 0.98

00:38:37.260 it because you got a bunny head real quick and any advice uh to anyone having sexual intercourse 0.99

00:38:43.140 with multiple women which you do pretty much every day of your life twice a day three times a day 0.98

00:38:47.240 any advice um you might need to pre-game oh clear the pipes beforehand you know i tend to like if i 0.98

00:38:54.980 know i gotta fuck a bunch of girls on snapchat at noon and i'm waking up at eight rub and tug as 1.00

00:39:00.820 soon as i wake up you know are you fucking at noon because i'll have her organize it so that 0.99

00:39:05.380 it doesn't interfere with like the rest of the stuff i got to do for the day when you say the 0.98

00:39:09.020 word organize it seems to me that the romance is sucked from what some would call a beautiful 0.91

00:39:14.820 activity is that nothing because i don't know anyone that fucks at lunchtime yeah i used to 0.97

00:39:19.380 be like strongly against ever nutting while the sun was out and i would always say that i don't 0.98

00:39:23.520 even want to get my dick hard while the sun is out but if it happens it happens you know i'm 0.95

00:39:27.600 getting old it's like i can't stay up till six like you guys i want to i want to take this as 0.98

00:39:32.220 a stepping stone because um we we do have a sponsor and we did the plug back in la and i think this is

00:39:38.640 a good time to do it so we're going to cut back to uh the la studio really quickly what a great

00:39:43.460 what a great sponsor for a night like tonight when everybody's you know boozing and we're 0.99

00:39:47.040 talking about foursomes uh yeah if you're having trouble getting your dick hard for any reason i 1.00

00:39:51.120 mean sounds like a good plan to chew some gum yeah i've been scarfing that shit down all night 0.99

00:39:54.680 let me tell you okay fire fire fire adam you recently had a really heavily watched podcast 1.00

00:40:00.720 with uh banks from phase clan as well as uh mike from impulsive yes um did you fuck before that show 0.91

00:40:08.620 honestly i have no idea that's a good question i probably not that was like midday you had the 0.97

00:40:13.300 Nelk Boys on before you.

00:40:14.280 That was a great day for you. 0.99

00:40:15.440 Actually, yeah, me and the Nelk Boys fucked. 1.00

00:40:16.860 We all hit the bathroom. 0.99

00:40:18.100 Really?

00:40:18.600 They were shotgunning beers, and I kind of slipped it in for a second.

00:40:21.260 Wow.

00:40:21.700 Is everyone here familiar with that guy Steve Will Do It?

00:40:26.380 Yes.

00:40:26.740 Oh, yeah, that's my boy.

00:40:27.740 Savage. 0.99

00:40:28.400 He is a savage. 0.99

00:40:29.660 Yes. 0.98

00:40:30.180 How is he still alive?

00:40:31.420 I don't know how he's alive.

00:40:32.480 I've seen him chug handles of liquor at one time.

00:40:34.880 I've seen him drink like 12 glasses of wine at once.

00:40:41.240 He drinks 60 eggs at my gym.

00:40:43.300 60 eggs?

00:40:44.220 60 eggs.

00:40:45.280 Ooh.

00:40:45.700 Yes, he did.

00:40:46.560 60 eggs.

00:40:47.200 I watched him do it.

00:40:48.760 I was thinking, like, I thought about trying to eat 100 eggs in a day.

00:40:53.300 He drank 60 raw eggs.

00:40:54.340 Yeah, that makes me feel like maybe my thing would be worth it.

00:40:56.580 Seems like too much protein.

00:40:57.700 And my question is, is he okay?

00:40:59.440 I know Steve will do it, but is Steve okay?

00:41:01.680 The question is, like, should Steve do it, I think.

00:41:03.640 Should Steve do it?

00:41:04.940 Yeah, should Steve do it.

00:41:05.540 He's Canadian, right?

00:41:06.160 I think they grow up different.

00:41:07.460 No, he's from Florida.

00:41:08.320 Oh, okay.

00:41:08.900 That explains it.

00:41:10.340 Also Florida.

00:41:10.880 The main question Steve will do is ask me every single time he sees me.

00:41:16.460 Every single time. 0.99

00:41:17.320 He goes, hey, Mike, when am I coming on a bullshit? 1.00

00:41:20.780 Always. 1.00

00:41:21.240 Every single time.

00:41:22.040 And I say, Steve, I'll be honest with you, whenever you want.

00:41:24.520 And then I see him again a little bit later.

00:41:26.380 He's absolutely blacked out.

00:41:27.480 He's drinking a full gallon of tequila.

00:41:29.300 Do you want me to get him?

00:41:29.700 And he says, hey, Steve, when are we?

00:41:31.460 Yeah, we got to make that happen.

00:41:33.020 By the way, these mics come out. 1.00

00:41:34.340 Oh, what the fuck? 0.99

00:41:34.760 And you can just say, I know, Dylan, thank you. 1.00

00:41:37.040 Oh, I'm sitting like this.

00:41:38.580 Oh, I'm sitting like this.

00:41:39.040 This is amazing.

00:41:39.460 You get real comfortable here.

00:41:40.460 Oh, this is way better.

00:41:41.240 How much better is this?

00:41:42.380 Wow.

00:41:42.520 I got to say, the party is really heating up.

00:41:45.380 There's a lot of people here.

00:41:46.440 I am the best man.

00:41:48.340 I have a best man speech, so make sure you watch it, guys.

00:41:51.000 What are you going to say?

00:41:51.700 Have you even thought about it?

00:41:52.360 Oh, it's incredible.

00:41:52.920 I have already reviewed it.

00:41:53.860 Oh, you have?

00:41:54.440 Well, you sent it to me.

00:41:55.540 Yeah, but fully now you.

00:41:56.540 I fully reviewed the entire movie.

00:41:57.520 Can you give us a preview?

00:41:58.580 It's incredible.

00:41:58.880 I'll give you a little preview.

00:41:59.480 Like a small preview?

00:42:00.080 Yeah.

00:42:00.360 I'll give you my intro, actually.

00:42:03.220 I'm going to start.

00:42:03.640 Oh, wow.

00:42:03.840 That's long.

00:42:04.800 Oh, yeah.

00:42:05.140 It's real long.

00:42:05.460 I'm the best man, it's my brother's wedding

00:42:07.660 That's real, obviously, so I'm going to give a good speech

00:42:09.880 I'm going to start like this

00:42:11.240 I don't think I'm the best man, but

00:42:15.040 I am pretty dope

00:42:17.120 Anyways

00:42:18.620 I know we're all having a great time

00:42:20.680 But today isn't about the party

00:42:22.500 It's not about the graffiti on Armani's multi-million dollar mansion

00:42:25.940 Or the red carpet

00:42:26.800 The slew of B-list influencers or the porn stars

00:42:30.220 Shout out Riley Reid 1.00

00:42:31.860 I'm excited to see how many penises 1.00

00:42:33.860 You can fit in your mouth tonight 1.00

00:42:34.940 and that's that's my intro let me tell you because you want a challenger oh yeah she might go above 1.00

00:42:41.300 and beyond oh yeah she took i think she took down about 32 on her birthday we watched that gangbang 0.99

00:42:45.980 all night at her birthday party and uh and by the way that wow that led me to while i was watching

00:42:51.180 it i i mentioned this on the night shift i don't really talk like this on the impulsive much but

00:42:54.840 we are in vegas one of the girls that does the um we can't do this you're my stepbrother you know

00:43:00.320 those kind of girls i won't say her name but she came up to me she was like hey you're really cute 0.99

00:43:03.620 i'd love to suck your dick and i was like well that's fantastic let's let's get that going here 0.99

00:43:07.420 no at uh at riley's birthday party nice question for you yeah riley lena and abby i think are all 1.00

00:43:15.240 here right or at least riley and lena any chance you're gonna do some sort of snapchat fuck here

00:43:19.740 at the party maybe not just because it might be redundant because we did that the other day 0.97

00:43:23.360 actually to be honest up in all black with the handgun literally me and lena just bought a house

00:43:27.700 together nobody has been to the house me and her have not done anything we haven't moved anything

00:43:32.320 into the house, but we filmed the

00:43:34.200 foursome in the house. Incredible.

00:43:36.200 Seems on brand. Empty house. First thing we did.

00:43:39.360 Adam, are you a

00:43:40.280 podcaster? Are you a porn star? What are 1.00

00:43:42.320 you? Are you some sort of humanoid

00:43:43.740 cyborg monster? Mike, let me 1.00

00:43:46.220 tell you, what I am is a hustler. 0.95

00:43:48.420 Yes. And right now, I'm a slightly drunk hustler, 0.87

00:43:50.860 so really, I'm down for whatever's

00:43:52.180 going to bring that bag in, Mike. Fire. It's all

00:43:54.120 about securing the bag. I want to

00:43:55.860 say something real quick, too.

00:43:58.380 My mom's going to come on. 0.99

00:43:59.700 This conversation is going to change dramatically.

00:44:01.680 Speaking of today, I met Pam.

00:44:03.060 Oh, for real?

00:44:03.600 What'd you think?

00:44:03.960 I've been a lifelong Pamster, so it was very exciting.

00:44:06.020 Oh, lifelong Pamster.

00:44:09.320 Which one do you want to switch from my mom?

00:44:10.760 I hate to do this.

00:44:12.660 Yeah. 0.97

00:44:13.480 Pam, take it away.

00:44:14.520 Adam, 22 and Bradley Martin.

00:44:16.120 Thank you.

00:44:16.560 Good God.

00:44:17.100 I just want to say something real quick about securing the bag.

00:44:20.540 I don't know if you know this.

00:44:21.280 I got a text today.

00:44:22.260 We are on the final legs of finalizing the deal for the KSI fight.

00:44:26.900 And it looks like it's going to take place in November in L.A.

00:44:30.900 I am stoked.

00:44:31.940 Wow.

00:44:32.540 I am so excited.

00:44:34.980 Finally, finally, after so much work, shout out my team.

00:44:38.920 Shout out KSI's team.

00:44:40.000 Like, we finally worked together.

00:44:41.240 We made something happen.

00:44:42.020 So I think it's going to happen here in November.

00:44:43.540 I legit thought that fight was not going to happen.

00:44:45.660 Really?

00:44:46.140 So did a lot of people.

00:44:46.880 It was really teeter-tottering on the edge for me.

00:44:48.880 It's definitely going to happen.

00:44:49.940 I got to get my hamstring right.

00:44:51.280 I think this trip to London tomorrow and then Mykonos for the next week on a yacht.

00:44:56.020 Oh, that'll help.

00:44:57.340 We'll do the opposite, actually.

00:44:58.780 I think it's going to hinder my...

00:45:00.220 You know, I want you to be careful, please.

00:45:02.820 Thanks, Mom.

00:45:03.400 You know, alcohol ruins your tendons, right?

00:45:06.040 Exactly.

00:45:06.720 And any acidic foods in your body is going to cause the muscles to snap into you.

00:45:11.100 Pam, do you feel better knowing that I'll be there with him watching over him?

00:45:14.960 No.

00:45:15.520 Okay, well, here's the bad part.

00:45:17.060 I won't be there. 1.00

00:45:17.820 No one will be there except for him and his fucking brother. 1.00

00:45:20.480 I feel a little bit better. 1.00

00:45:22.040 His what?

00:45:22.520 What?

00:45:22.740 What?

00:45:23.020 What?

00:45:23.220 What? 1.00

00:45:23.460 You just said fucking brother. 1.00

00:45:24.840 No, you can't. 1.00

00:45:25.360 Yeah, he's my fucking brother. 1.00

00:45:28.100 I mean, what's good, Ma? 1.00

00:45:29.480 I love the kid.

00:45:30.400 I'm a junior caller.

00:45:31.180 You didn't do that.

00:45:31.860 No, no. 1.00

00:45:32.500 I was just going to say I want you to be careful and take care of you and your fucking brother. 1.00

00:45:36.260 There you go. 1.00

00:45:37.020 There you go.

00:45:37.800 There we go, Pam.

00:45:38.460 I mean, like, you know, both of you.

00:45:40.680 Let it rip. 1.00

00:45:41.400 My fucking sons better be careful and safe in Ibiza or Mykonos, wherever you're going. 1.00

00:45:47.700 You feeling good? 1.00

00:45:48.260 You had a few drinks?

00:45:49.280 I had three drinks, and they went down like water because it is so hot.

00:45:54.720 You're hammered.

00:45:55.880 Now, Pam, you celebrated an event yesterday.

00:45:57.660 I'm clearly not hammered.

00:45:59.040 You celebrated an event yesterday.

00:46:00.240 I did.

00:46:00.600 I celebrated my 56th birthday.

00:46:02.380 Happy birthday, Pam.

00:46:03.900 Happy birthday, Pam.

00:46:04.740 Happy birthday to me.

00:46:06.020 And by the way, also, not only did you celebrate your birthday,

00:46:08.980 but you also got remarried to your ex yesterday

00:46:11.140 because at one point Dylan called you Pam Paul.

00:46:14.340 Dylan, the host of the live show.

00:46:16.660 Okay, but that does not mean.

00:46:17.520 Now I'm going to throw down.

00:46:18.500 No.

00:46:18.940 No, that doesn't mean we got remarried.

00:46:20.680 That just means Dylan forgot my married name.

00:46:23.480 I have a question.

00:46:24.740 So most people do that.

00:46:26.000 I have a question.

00:46:27.240 I've asked you this before.

00:46:29.040 because i really do love jake i think he's made some questionable decisions but so have i we live

00:46:34.140 a lot of our life in front of the camera and we're going to make mistakes and we tend to make

00:46:37.660 more of them than everyone else but it's fine we're fine i don't think no wait i'm not done

00:46:41.860 okay all right my question is this i've always wanted a little brother is there any chance

00:46:48.180 you would conceive another child with greg paul that is a hundred percent no but i have another

00:46:56.680 plan so i was just babysitting halston i mean he was i'm a huge fan of her music no no not halsey

00:47:05.240 the fish fam halston and i i'm gonna i'm i'm gonna take her i think they're gonna give her to me

00:47:12.380 so i can have a grandchild when you say you want to produce one wait when you say you were

00:47:16.600 you were babysitting austin you were babysitting austin mcbroom halston halston austin mcbroom no

00:47:23.960 Oh, Halston.

00:47:25.600 Halston.

00:47:26.220 Well, thanks for having me, guys.

00:47:27.840 It was nice.

00:47:29.080 Hi, George.

00:47:29.720 Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis Presley.

00:47:30.880 Good to see you.

00:47:31.640 I love George.

00:47:32.560 I love George.

00:47:33.560 No, wait.

00:47:34.740 But we were talking babies.

00:47:36.280 I want a grandchild.

00:47:38.020 I'm working on it.

00:47:38.780 Okay.

00:47:39.320 All right.

00:47:40.100 I've made it very clear.

00:47:41.240 I'm working.

00:47:41.360 Make sure you pick the right girl. 0.97

00:47:44.540 Vessel.

00:47:45.120 No, it's not a vessel.

00:47:46.340 Oh, my God.

00:47:46.940 No, no, no.

00:47:47.360 You sound like your dad right now.

00:47:49.480 Mike and I were talking about this on the way here.

00:47:51.400 It's a woman. 0.95

00:47:52.040 No.

00:47:52.300 Mike and I were talking about this on the way here.

00:47:53.700 Mike is convinced that you are an alien because you're not even using any real terms.

00:47:59.080 You're just looking for a vessel in your life.

00:48:01.820 I don't know how it's...

00:48:02.840 Bro, I'm not going to sugarcoat this.

00:48:04.380 I'm not ready for a relationship.

00:48:05.780 Both of you know that. 1.00

00:48:07.220 I want a very well-put-together woman with phenomenal genetics to carry a child of mine. 0.99

00:48:14.600 You have a relationship. 1.00

00:48:15.680 You at least care about the person.

00:48:17.660 Ideally, yes.

00:48:18.500 But here's why...

00:48:19.700 So we're at Jake and Tana's wedding.

00:48:21.920 I'm just concerned.

00:48:23.700 They might conceive and have a baby before me.

00:48:26.100 Well, it could happen.

00:48:27.100 What if the child becomes, like, a mass murderer?

00:48:29.980 Which one?

00:48:30.480 Jake and Tana's?

00:48:31.880 This child that he's looking for a castle for.

00:48:34.020 Let's back this up.

00:48:34.940 What?

00:48:35.320 There is not a single person on this planet, short of Pam Paul, who thinks that Logan Paul 1.00

00:48:41.420 is ready for a fucking child. 1.00

00:48:43.400 That is the scariest. 1.00

00:48:45.020 Do you know how many deaths?

00:48:45.980 I didn't say he was ready.

00:48:46.760 I said I was ready.

00:48:48.320 Do you know how many deaths we've had in the house over the past few months?

00:48:52.120 Yeah. 0.54

00:48:52.320 animals are being eaten can you imagine ginger with the baby because no one's watching it the

00:48:56.900 baby's just crawling around eating leftover lima beans i would take the baby bro if ginger has not

00:49:03.520 consumed evan yet the baby stands a chance on god i saw i saw a person at the train station

00:49:09.060 why was i at the train station i saw them there and they were carrying a baby i said i said oh

00:49:13.500 look a baby and i i knew at that moment in time i'm ready i have this theory i don't think anyone's

00:49:19.880 really ready for anything i have a saying i say that i say with my mouth when i say it

00:49:23.720 and it's if you're gonna swim in the ocean you gotta dive in the first step you gotta dive in

00:49:31.040 you can't just waddle in there oh you know what i mean you could waddle in i guess you could

00:49:35.120 you could graciously enter the water you know i noticed that you had a hamstring issue how do 1.00

00:49:40.880 you feel about me just diving in there with a scalpel tonight to do surgery on your fucking 1.00

00:49:45.620 hamstring. That's what they do at Sports 1.00

00:49:47.540 Rehab, and if that's what it takes for

00:49:49.420 greatness, I'm in. I'm sold.

00:49:51.440 Wow, that girl is beautiful.

00:49:53.440 I've never seen anything like it.

00:49:54.440 Describe the scene a little bit.

00:49:57.380 She's coming on the show.

00:49:58.360 Who is she?

00:49:59.360 Can't we just go get Halston, and we'll just call it a day?

00:50:02.140 Mom, we don't care.

00:50:03.620 We love Austin McBroom, and we get it.

00:50:06.000 And by the way, Halsey's

00:50:07.700 put out some great music, but I just don't know if she's

00:50:09.600 here tonight. We're not ready for that smoke right now.

00:50:11.640 It's unrealistic. Obviously, they're not

00:50:13.640 paying attention. Dylan's chasing down this beautiful

00:50:15.560 woman, and the woman is saying,

00:50:17.080 it looked like she lipped, I hate Logan Paul.

00:50:19.340 Oh, God. Here's the bad news. That's not the girl I was

00:50:21.460 talking about. Oh, God. He is bringing a random

00:50:23.520 woman on the show.

00:50:26.020 Is Jake actually getting married

00:50:27.520 or not? Like, it's 8-17. Wait, what?

00:50:29.820 It's 8-17. When's the wedding?

00:50:31.560 Do you think this marriage is real, Pam?

00:50:34.280 It sort of seems

00:50:35.460 real. I'm sitting in Las Vegas, and there's

00:50:37.520 a thing in front of me, Jana Forever, and I'm in a mansion,

00:50:39.880 and I'm wearing a dress, and it's hot.

00:50:41.380 Here's the thing. It seems real. That will be

00:50:43.500 painted over in about two weeks, maybe even

00:50:45.400 two hours after this. Oh, I got to think ahead

00:50:47.440 is what you're saying. Are you saying I have to think?

00:50:49.700 Good to see you. That's right.

00:50:51.500 Good to see you guys. What's going on, bro?

00:50:53.520 Riley Reid and Danny Rocker.

00:50:55.320 This is big.

00:50:57.260 We want to know.

00:50:59.260 Are you dating? You know what,

00:51:01.620 Ligon? We're really good mates.

00:51:03.780 I hate when he says that. Mates.

00:51:05.200 We're really good mates.

00:51:07.720 We're really good mates.

00:51:10.260 Oh, I see. Yes, we are.

00:51:11.780 I'm just saying, because we can't hear each other,

00:51:13.400 sometimes we talk over each other, so just be careful.

00:51:15.020 It's all good.

00:51:15.440 You're doing great, Ma, and I love you, by the way. 0.95

00:51:16.760 Can you stop yelling at Pam?

00:51:19.340 Pam, you look so wonderful tonight.

00:51:21.140 I love you, Danny.

00:51:22.300 Thank you, Riley.

00:51:22.680 You know how cool your mom is, Logan?

00:51:24.020 I love you.

00:51:24.520 Do you know what normal moms are like? 1.00

00:51:26.340 Yeah, they're like mine, and they don't talk to you. 1.00

00:51:28.420 Trying to fuck my mom. 1.00

00:51:29.440 Well, but... 1.00

00:51:30.260 Oh, she started doing...

00:51:31.200 Oh, no, wait, Mom, sorry, Mom, if you're watching this.

00:51:33.720 I don't know that he does.

00:51:34.040 I love you, Mom, but Pam's cooler than you. 0.86

00:51:35.920 Oh, wow.

00:51:36.660 Oh, my God, Austin is here. 1.00

00:51:37.920 Holy shit 0.99

00:51:40.000 The whole squad's here 0.99

00:51:40.920 We're gonna leave for you

00:51:42.160 What's up, brother?

00:51:43.040 We'll leave

00:51:43.320 No, we get the vibe

00:51:44.380 I wanna get you guys back

00:51:45.380 Alright, we'll come back

00:51:46.160 I really do

00:51:46.420 Cause I wanna get 1.00

00:51:47.220 Have you fucked? 1.00

00:51:48.240 I gotta know 1.00

00:51:48.560 We'll tell you when you get us back

00:51:49.920 Riley said 0.61

00:51:51.700 Riley shook her head no

00:51:52.740 By the way, really quick

00:51:54.060 Riley

00:51:54.360 When you got naked on the private jet

00:51:56.760 To this party

00:51:57.400 In front of 0.96

00:51:57.980 Some of the most obnoxious

00:51:59.160 And hilarious influencers on the planet

00:52:00.800 What was going through your mind?

00:52:02.620 I was just hoping

00:52:03.620 They wouldn't kick me out of the plane 1.00

00:52:04.980 She almost did 1.00

00:52:06.140 The flight attendant looked at me

00:52:07.660 And she goes, you guys need to sit down.

00:52:10.440 This is the last straw. 1.00

00:52:11.340 That was literally what threw her off with my fucking tits. 1.00

00:52:14.820 Well, they were just out for the open to see. 1.00

00:52:16.980 If she wanted to pull her tits out, too, no one would have said anything. 1.00

00:52:20.080 One quick note before Riley gets up, and then let's have Austin's gone. 1.00

00:52:24.380 Well, listen, Austin, you prima donna fuck. 1.00

00:52:26.200 You know what? 1.00

00:52:26.600 That's okay.

00:52:27.380 You're a huge influencer, okay?

00:52:29.040 Now you're gone.

00:52:29.380 It's also number one podcast in the world.

00:52:31.100 Riley, if you do have to leave, I want to make sure you do one thing before you leave.

00:52:36.140 that mic was recently cleaned sanitized it is good to go i can't thank you so much thank you

00:52:43.720 so much oh my god oh my god i'm sorry for the guy with audio your ears probably hurt i'm so sorry

00:52:50.860 riley reed you you come back riley we love you and she she is all right

00:52:56.520 riley we love you it's it i love spencer it had to happen for those of you who are

00:53:03.860 surviving listening to the audio version of this,

00:53:07.080 which I don't know if that's even possible.

00:53:08.760 Riley Reid just once again deep-throated the mic

00:53:10.960 here on the set of Impulsive.

00:53:12.840 I'm throwing that mic home with us.

00:53:14.560 Should we buy this mic and add it to the wall?

00:53:17.400 It might be the move.

00:53:18.740 And we did not sanitize that mic.

00:53:20.560 Can you imagine what's on that?

00:53:21.900 Bradley Martin was just spitting growth hormone 1.00

00:53:25.280 all over the fucking thing, dude. 0.99

00:53:27.040 All right, so where's Austin Broom? 1.00

00:53:28.420 What, he's too big, he can't wait 36 seconds?

00:53:31.440 Yeah, that's my problem.

00:53:32.500 He's got his six security guards with him.

00:53:33.740 And there's, like, what's going on, Austin?

00:53:35.840 He smiled at me.

00:53:36.780 I have a question about that.

00:53:37.440 What is up with the security guards?

00:53:38.720 No, no one knows, okay?

00:53:39.880 Like, why, though?

00:53:40.820 Like, why does that happen?

00:53:41.900 I mean, is there a story that we don't know about?

00:53:44.140 Here's the story.

00:53:44.240 I'll explain it.

00:53:44.940 And God bless them.

00:53:46.200 Like, peace and love.

00:53:47.040 I really just asked this out of curiosity.

00:53:49.280 Why are there bodyguards?

00:53:50.760 Do you want me to explain or Logan?

00:53:51.760 Please.

00:53:51.820 Because we both have the same answer.

00:53:53.120 Please.

00:53:53.540 There's something what we call a flex, okay?

00:53:56.420 We, at one point, brought security guards with us to Coachella. 0.97

00:53:59.200 No one gave a shit about us. 0.94

00:54:00.540 And you want to, or Logan. 0.96

00:54:02.020 All right, everyone cares about him.

00:54:03.060 But let me put it this way, really quickly.

00:54:04.880 What I've noticed about security guards is no one has any trouble with you

00:54:08.660 until you have security guards.

00:54:10.180 Not true, not true, not true.

00:54:11.200 I think you're way off with Coachella.

00:54:12.400 Okay, fine.

00:54:12.920 I cannot go to Coachella without security guards,

00:54:15.660 and I think you very well know that.

00:54:16.700 That's true.

00:54:17.080 No, that's fair.

00:54:17.640 But in the middle of the Challenger Games, a family-friendly event

00:54:20.300 where everyone is, like, spreading love and joy,

00:54:22.460 and in the middle of the day.

00:54:24.100 Dylan, do you want to fight Austin?

00:54:25.200 No, no, absolutely not.

00:54:26.380 This is peace and love.

00:54:27.220 I'm just absolutely curious.

00:54:28.780 I'm new to the YouTube world.

00:54:30.400 Did some incident happen where this is necessary?

00:54:33.700 Maybe.

00:54:34.360 Maybe.

00:54:34.800 Who knows?

00:54:35.440 And that's all.

00:54:36.520 Have any of you been attacked by a bird?

00:54:38.880 What?

00:54:39.200 Have any of you been attacked by a bird?

00:54:41.000 I think Maverick, the pair, rest in peace, has attacked everyone at this table.

00:54:44.620 At any moment, that could happen.

00:54:45.880 Absolutely.

00:54:46.240 That's true.

00:54:46.520 You've made it very clear in the past that you are most afraid of aerial attacks, and

00:54:50.720 I think you're right.

00:54:51.540 Aerial.

00:54:52.100 Well, think about it.

00:54:53.280 They could come from the ground, not so bad.

00:54:55.380 Aerial attacks, you're pretty much vulnerable everywhere.

00:54:57.700 Have you ever seen Ace Family fans before?

00:54:59.380 You know what?

00:54:59.960 They will jump out of an airplane.

00:55:01.260 You just sold out Staples Center.

00:55:02.540 I get it.

00:55:02.980 And if he needs it, God bless him.

00:55:04.360 Peace and love to the Ace family.

00:55:06.400 Just come on the show and talk about it.

00:55:08.000 We'll find out why.

00:55:08.880 Can we get him?

00:55:09.480 Did he really just walk away?

00:55:10.700 Go hunt and capture that man.

00:55:13.880 What a successful event it was yesterday.

00:55:15.560 The Challenger Games 2019, amazing.

00:55:17.960 And, Pam, apologies for the misspeak.

00:55:20.360 It's quite all right.

00:55:21.180 I get called Mama Paul all the time.

00:55:23.440 Dylan, I will say you did a phenomenal job.

00:55:25.340 Oh, my God.

00:55:25.800 Thank you.

00:55:26.080 You did.

00:55:26.760 I've told you this, bro, and I mean it.

00:55:28.900 You slayed it.

00:55:30.480 You guys don't know Dylan, our producer of the show,

00:55:32.640 is also a showman.

00:55:34.300 He is a showman, and when we give him the mic,

00:55:36.180 as you can see, he performs, and he puts on,

00:55:38.760 and I want to say thank you, Dylan.

00:55:40.240 Thank you, Logan. Thank you for having me

00:55:41.780 and giving me the opportunity to do the best possible job

00:55:44.040 for your fans and your people, so thank you, guys.

00:55:45.680 Let's get back to the show.

00:55:46.840 King Batch is back, and he looks like he's turned into King Trashed.

00:55:50.960 The dude looks absolutely hammered at that point.

00:55:52.960 Guys, I'm going to get completely...

00:55:54.380 Don't stand too close. It smells like cum. 0.99

00:55:56.780 Oh, yeah, Riley Reed just deep-throated that microphone. 1.00

00:55:58.460 Yeah, Riley did just deep-throated that mic. 1.00

00:56:00.440 Why?

00:56:00.760 I don't know.

00:56:02.780 We kind of, like, alluded to it,

00:56:04.360 and she took it into her own hands and mouth.

00:56:07.040 How many shots did you just have?

00:56:08.280 I'm going to be completely honest.

00:56:09.300 I'm sober, first of all.

00:56:10.720 So don't think you can just come in my mouth.

00:56:14.040 Batch, can I ask you a question?

00:56:15.560 Yeah. 0.98

00:56:15.800 We're going to come in your mouth.

00:56:19.720 Is this a true saying?

00:56:21.540 Never trust an actor?

00:56:23.100 Because you're an actor.

00:56:24.380 Never trust him?

00:56:25.540 Yeah.

00:56:26.360 I wouldn't trust me as far as I could throw me.

00:56:28.880 How far could you throw you?

00:56:30.280 I can throw me pretty far.

00:56:31.380 Oh.

00:56:31.820 How much did you get paid for the advertisements that roll before every single YouTube video that I watch?

00:56:37.260 I cannot disclose that information.

00:56:39.140 $2.3 million.

00:56:40.420 Next question.

00:56:42.080 Wait, what is it?

00:56:42.940 What's it for again?

00:56:43.640 Food mates? 0.73

00:56:45.100 Post mates. 0.98

00:56:45.900 Food mates?

00:56:47.320 Have you heard anything called food mates?

00:56:48.760 Dylan, I'm going to say this one more time. 1.00

00:56:50.760 That girl on the red carpet is so black dress. 1.00

00:56:53.740 She's taking a picture right now. 0.69

00:56:55.580 She is so pretty. 1.00

00:56:56.600 You got to get her right now. 0.98

00:56:58.000 Do you want me to bring her over for you?

00:57:00.320 Someone's got to do it, bro.

00:57:01.400 She's so cute, bro.

00:57:02.040 Can we cover something really quick?

00:57:03.520 One thing we have not talked a lot about tonight has been the Tana wedding.

00:57:06.540 We've got Pam Paul here. 1.00

00:57:08.120 Fucking A. 1.00

00:57:08.740 Pam Stepnick here. 0.99

00:57:10.280 Pam, you know your son's better than anyone in the world.

00:57:13.420 You know Jake better than anyone in the world.

00:57:14.760 Yes.

00:57:14.920 Is Jake Paul truly and utterly in love with Tana Monjow?

00:57:20.040 Am I in a lie detector test?

00:57:22.700 No, you're not.

00:57:23.000 Does it look like it, Mom?

00:57:24.100 Are you drunk?

00:57:25.120 No, I just want to make sure.

00:57:27.160 Here, I can measure her heartbeat, her pulse.

00:57:28.980 Okay, good.

00:57:29.560 I'll know.

00:57:30.000 Are you certified for that?

00:57:31.620 Yes.

00:57:32.040 Okay.

00:57:32.420 Yeah.

00:57:33.300 I mean, what do we got, Pam? 0.68

00:57:38.620 Pam, I think you've gone comatose after those three drinks.

00:57:41.100 I'm a little reluctant.

00:57:43.100 That's true.

00:57:44.200 Right?

00:57:44.640 That's true.

00:57:45.040 I'm a little reluctant to say.

00:57:46.640 Okay.

00:57:48.300 He may or may not be.

00:57:50.020 Oh, my God.

00:57:50.500 But I do know they're getting married.

00:57:52.380 They are getting married.

00:57:54.220 This is real.

00:57:54.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:55.020 I just get the fuck off the set. 0.93

00:57:55.600 Wait, what happened? 0.98

00:57:56.060 Yeah.

00:57:56.880 Amazing.

00:57:57.960 She's telling the truth.

00:57:59.240 Wow.

00:58:00.000 She's funny.

00:58:00.880 I'm kicked off.

00:58:01.980 Hey, what was your name?

00:58:02.740 No, he's taking her.

00:58:04.600 All right, guys, next on the podcast, where are you from?

00:58:07.920 She tours the world.

00:58:11.700 Carolina, right?

00:58:13.680 Carolina.

00:58:14.000 Carolina, not from Carolina.

00:58:15.660 Ladies, a round of applause. 0.83

00:58:16.960 Yay.

00:58:18.580 Thank you, Batch.

00:58:20.160 Thanks, Batch.

00:58:20.700 Come back when you're sober, brother.

00:58:21.800 I will.

00:58:22.160 Okay.

00:58:23.320 By the way, Batch is sober, bro.

00:58:24.680 He is sober.

00:58:25.160 You're sober as a judge.

00:58:26.140 I'm going to change it after the podcast.

00:58:27.600 I'm going to drink a Monster.

00:58:28.760 Hi, how are you?

00:58:29.720 Hi.

00:58:30.400 Do I have to?

00:58:31.480 Yeah, just like me.

00:58:32.920 It's a podcast.

00:58:34.400 Okay.

00:58:34.680 And so it's audio-based.

00:58:35.760 Oh, no one's watching us right now.

00:58:37.640 Well, we are.

00:58:38.580 It's a show, I will say.

00:58:40.060 Also, do you have some sort of sponsorship deal with Monster?

00:58:43.240 Is there a reason you brought that over?

00:58:44.160 No.

00:58:44.740 Can I drink it, though?

00:58:45.460 Yeah, of course you can.

00:58:46.060 Okay, no.

00:58:46.700 I just love Monster.

00:58:47.700 Carolina, can we be honest with you about the reason we brought you on today?

00:58:49.700 Yes.

00:58:50.460 I wish I could say that it's your personality, but we can't assert that just yet.

00:58:54.360 You don't know me.

00:58:55.160 You seem great, but you caught, you explain.

00:59:00.380 You were on the red carpet, and you look like a shining star, if I'm going to be honest with you.

00:59:04.340 It's stunning.

00:59:04.720 It's stunning.

00:59:05.340 That's so sweet.

00:59:06.880 You look beautiful.

00:59:08.280 Thank you so much.

00:59:09.080 And I said, Dylan, who's that girl?

00:59:11.500 What are you doing here at my brother's wedding?

00:59:13.900 Oh, I'm actually co-hosting the live stream that's happening tonight via pay-per-view.

00:59:18.800 Oh, very cool.

00:59:19.420 Very cool.

00:59:19.900 On halogen lodge.

00:59:21.020 Of course.

00:59:22.020 Do you know about that?

00:59:22.860 Of course.

00:59:23.360 Okay.

00:59:23.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:24.200 How's it going so far?

00:59:25.160 Oh, it's good.

00:59:26.200 I got here a little late, actually.

00:59:27.880 I had some drama getting to Vegas.

00:59:30.140 Tell us.

00:59:30.720 I flew in from L.A., and my flight got delayed two hours.

00:59:34.900 Something happened with the flight.

00:59:36.360 Like, something happened with the engine,

00:59:37.860 and, like, they said it wasn't safe to fly.

00:59:40.080 They had to have, like, people come and, like,

00:59:42.380 do some work on the engine.

00:59:44.140 I wonder if your flight was any scarier than the naked Riley Reid,

00:59:48.520 Turbulent, Bornstar, Snack, Tequila, Tana Rongo riding Jake Paul flight.

00:59:50.420 Oh, and it was a very bad flight.

00:59:51.400 Turbulence was crazy.

00:59:53.240 Carolina, question.

00:59:54.060 Do you now in any way regret booking Spirit Airlines?

00:59:58.220 Oh, unfortunately, I didn't book Spirit.

01:00:00.420 I booked Delta.

01:00:01.680 Delta.

01:00:02.560 Delta let me down.

01:00:03.780 I am a Delta fanatic.

01:00:05.080 Delta, what have you done, poor Carolina?

01:00:07.280 Maybe I should have booked Spirit.

01:00:08.500 Maybe I would have had a better experience.

01:00:09.780 No, no, no.

01:00:10.140 Are you out of your mind?

01:00:10.620 No, but Spirit is so bad, and I thought I could trust Delta.

01:00:14.200 They make you pay for water.

01:00:16.320 Oh, they charge $40 for a carry-on.

01:00:19.900 If you walk into any restaurant in the United States and say,

01:00:22.980 can I have a cup of water it's free legally it's free and with spirit that'll be $10 so listen do

01:00:30.080 you know do you know Jake at all be honest with me I'm gonna be honest I don't it's fine but I did

01:00:34.700 a lot of research prior to this event happening today what did you what did you find out that

01:00:39.960 he's a famous youtuber right that's it okay and I heard a lot of other things but why don't you

01:00:46.160 say them bad no no please say them here say the worst things that you heard um gosh that like he

01:00:51.740 got kicked out of his house and i don't know something about like drama and calabasas and

01:00:57.040 right like he lit his pool on fire you're on the right track like he he had problems with the police 0.98

01:01:01.760 and oh i don't want to bash i don't even know him it's it's his fault for beating the shit out of 0.73

01:01:06.700 the homeless table has any connection to him whatsoever so you're fine yeah now let me carolina

01:01:11.340 let me say this as well also uh his older brother is is quite controversial did you get any news

01:01:16.920 about him, his older brother?

01:01:18.740 Yes, I did. 1.00

01:01:20.060 Complete scumbag. 1.00

01:01:21.580 No, I don't. 1.00

01:01:22.720 I think his brother might be a better person.

01:01:25.080 Or, actually, I don't know him.

01:01:27.880 You're absolutely right.

01:01:28.240 But he looks like a better person.

01:01:30.440 Wow.

01:01:31.480 He's right there.

01:01:32.320 That's him.

01:01:32.820 That's the older brother.

01:01:33.840 And Carolina, I got bad news.

01:01:35.460 That's the mom.

01:01:37.040 That's Pam Paul.

01:01:38.240 This is great.

01:01:39.100 Great job.

01:01:40.320 This is pure embarrassment happening today.

01:01:42.420 This is great.

01:01:43.280 He found you very attractive.

01:01:45.260 What would you say about him?

01:01:47.480 Oh, you're not so bad yourself. 0.75

01:01:51.800 Are you into tall, blonde, controversial YouTubers? 1.00

01:01:54.860 No, no, ma'am, you don't have to answer.

01:01:56.200 I'm ex-controversial, by the way.

01:01:58.460 I get it.

01:01:59.520 I'm not really like anyone's type.

01:02:01.020 I'm not.

01:02:01.400 Every girlfriend I've ever had, they'll go, 0.72

01:02:03.360 you're not my type, and I hated you before we met.

01:02:04.860 Oh, I don't have a type at all.

01:02:06.040 You don't got no type?

01:02:06.880 No. 1.00

01:02:07.260 Is that a bitch of Ray Shrumming song? 0.99

01:02:08.840 Is the only thing that you like? 0.99

01:02:10.000 Yeah.

01:02:10.300 Yes.

01:02:10.840 Ray Shrumming? 1.00

01:02:11.180 Not bitches, but... 1.00

01:02:12.380 Are you going to be here the rest of the night? 0.99

01:02:14.740 Yes, I am.

01:02:15.380 Are you allowed to drink alcohol after the hosting?

01:02:18.500 I mean, I hope so.

01:02:20.260 Okay, well, maybe we can take a shot together.

01:02:22.280 I also have one quick question.

01:02:23.900 Have you ever...

01:02:25.160 And also, is this your entourage of equally beautiful women?

01:02:29.000 Yeah, that's my friend. 0.95

01:02:30.040 She came on the flight with me.

01:02:31.840 This is just incredible news.

01:02:33.180 Thank you so much.

01:02:33.880 I love your dress, by the way.

01:02:35.100 You look great in white.

01:02:36.120 Love the red hair.

01:02:36.740 I've also met you before somewhere.

01:02:39.100 Hi.

01:02:39.320 Hi, Livia.

01:02:40.680 No, I know you. 0.93

01:02:42.080 I complimented your red hair.

01:02:43.360 Do you have red hair?

01:02:44.300 I think so.

01:02:44.900 Amazing.

01:02:45.900 I met you somewhere.

01:02:46.780 Strawberry blonde.

01:02:47.520 My dad had strawberry blonde hair.

01:02:48.920 They called him Red Muff in high school.

01:02:50.600 I've got one quick question before you go.

01:02:51.800 Strawberry blonde.

01:02:53.180 This might seem a little bit random,

01:02:55.000 but are you considering having children any time within the near future for any reason?

01:03:01.400 Definitely.

01:03:02.060 I do.

01:03:02.460 I want to get married first and then have kids.

01:03:04.440 Well, is there any way you could restructure that?

01:03:06.720 Yeah, I believe in marriage first, kids after. 0.99

01:03:09.340 All right, Dylan, pull her off. 1.00

01:03:10.380 Pull her off. 0.95

01:03:11.800 86 Carolina.

01:03:13.420 No, you're fine.

01:03:14.220 You're fine. 1.00

01:03:14.460 She's trying to do marriage before the kid.

01:03:16.060 I'm being honest.

01:03:16.900 No, that's good.

01:03:18.280 Honesty is the best policy.

01:03:19.200 If you don't believe in that, like, by all means, like, do you, but.

01:03:22.860 We all believe in it.

01:03:23.620 Here's, I'm not even going to do it.

01:03:25.280 I'm not going to go.

01:03:26.120 Listen, thank you for coming on the show.

01:03:28.160 Oh, thank you so much for having me.

01:03:29.380 This was so much fun.

01:03:30.280 Thank you.

01:03:30.660 Thank you.

01:03:30.960 You're staying for the wedding, correct?

01:03:32.180 Yes, I am.

01:03:32.880 I'll ask you probably one more time.

01:03:33.900 You're staying for the wedding, right?

01:03:34.920 I am.

01:03:35.360 Okay, cool.

01:03:36.680 Okay, maybe we can take a shot later.

01:03:38.100 I am the best man.

01:03:38.940 I'm going to be doing a speech, so look out for me.

01:03:41.580 Buckle up, buckle up.

01:03:43.300 It's going to be a wild ride.

01:03:44.100 We'll make sure we'll watch that.

01:03:45.420 Awesome.

01:03:45.820 Thank you so much.

01:03:46.580 It was so nice to meet you.

01:03:47.820 Carolina, really quick, one last thing.

01:03:49.280 When your friend gets drunk later and is looking for a suitable bachelor,

01:03:52.600 please throw in a good word for me, okay?

01:03:54.260 I love the red hair, love the dress.

01:03:56.320 I'll put in a word or two.

01:03:57.480 Thank you.

01:03:57.620 I'm from L.A. 0.97

01:03:58.580 We're absolutely fucking loaded. 0.98

01:04:00.040 But she kind of cussed you out, so I'm not sure. 0.99

01:04:02.400 I think she's joking with me.

01:04:03.860 I do know her.

01:04:04.460 Was she kidding?

01:04:05.320 Yes.

01:04:05.700 Okay.

01:04:06.360 Thank you so much, Carolina.

01:04:07.440 Carolina.

01:04:08.380 Thank you so much for having me.

01:04:11.180 I'm going to be honest.

01:04:12.540 For the first ever show that's not at our house,

01:04:16.280 I feel so comfortable.

01:04:17.780 We're crushing it.

01:04:18.380 I feel great.

01:04:19.480 And with no headphones.

01:04:20.760 Batch, good to see you.

01:04:21.500 I'm back.

01:04:22.120 I'm sober this time.

01:04:24.400 Batch, bad news. 1.00

01:04:25.280 Get your ass back up. 0.99

01:04:26.280 Tanner Fox just walked it. 1.00

01:04:27.420 Let's switch Tanner Fox and my mom.

01:04:29.140 All right.

01:04:33.200 George took me aside, and she said, he said,

01:04:36.700 I'm just going to whisper pointless things in the ear.

01:04:38.860 That's what he said.

01:04:39.280 We are live.

01:04:39.820 I can't freaking tell them that now.

01:04:41.780 It doesn't look important.

01:04:43.280 Hey, man.

01:04:45.060 We're no headphones.

01:04:46.100 We're also not live.

01:04:47.420 Okay, good.

01:04:48.040 Thank God.

01:04:48.500 Good to see you here.

01:04:49.480 Tanner, Tanner.

01:04:50.460 Ah, man.

01:04:51.100 You look 12.

01:04:52.320 I still look 12.

01:04:53.640 You look great, though, I will say.

01:04:55.240 Thank you.

01:04:56.600 I know you've been open in the past about acne.

01:05:00.100 Yeah.

01:05:00.400 You're looking clear.

01:05:01.300 You're looking real ceramic-type, porcelain-type right now.

01:05:04.140 Hey, thank you.

01:05:04.700 How have you done it?

01:05:05.620 Because I've been having some problems recently.

01:05:07.940 Yeah.

01:05:08.140 Okay, so I did, like, pretty much everything I possibly could

01:05:11.360 to kind of figure out how to solve acne, and nothing worked.

01:05:14.580 So there's this, like, pill you take.

01:05:16.320 It's called Accutane.

01:05:17.160 Have you ever heard of it? 0.98

01:05:17.700 This is ridiculous. 0.99

01:05:19.180 But it's terrible. 0.98

01:05:20.140 I don't recommend anybody taking it.

01:05:21.120 Well, because the side effects are horrocious.

01:05:23.160 Yeah, it's not worth it.

01:05:24.080 What happened?

01:05:24.480 It's honestly not worth it.

01:05:25.380 Tanner, were you older when you first started Accutane?

01:05:27.600 Yeah, and I got younger.

01:05:29.680 So one of the side effects is it does make you younger,

01:05:33.660 so that's why most people take it.

01:05:34.800 But also there's severe depression side effects.

01:05:37.740 Is that what you experienced?

01:05:39.080 Yeah, I got, like, anxiety and depression kind of side effects from that over the past.

01:05:42.900 Like, literally from when I started it until I stopped, I stopped taking it early because I just was like, this isn't worth it.

01:05:48.460 And then my skin still kind of stayed clear.

01:05:49.960 80% of people who take Accutane for the full duration of it no longer have acne for the rest of their lives.

01:05:55.920 Yeah.

01:05:56.160 So you may have hit that wave.

01:05:57.600 Oh, yeah.

01:05:58.100 Wait, what?

01:05:58.840 That's a fact?

01:05:59.780 It's almost like a permanent thing.

01:06:01.680 Even me, bro, like, I had horrible acne.

01:06:04.220 It cleared up, and I get the occasional pimple.

01:06:06.900 but for the most part, Accutane did a good job.

01:06:09.260 This is not a brand deal, by the way.

01:06:10.580 It should be.

01:06:10.940 No, it's not.

01:06:11.480 That's why I don't recommend it to anybody.

01:06:13.340 Like, it could be different.

01:06:14.240 It's different for everybody's body.

01:06:15.540 Yeah, facts.

01:06:15.920 You also said it dried you out similarly to a KFC biscuit.

01:06:19.360 I did too.

01:06:19.760 Oh, my goodness.

01:06:20.700 Yes.

01:06:21.100 You said his lips turned into sandpaper.

01:06:23.100 You need chapstick at all times.

01:06:25.180 You ain't going nowhere without chapstick.

01:06:26.960 I was hiding chapsticks around my house.

01:06:28.880 Yep.

01:06:29.700 Me too.

01:06:31.360 Whoa, whoa.

01:06:32.160 Hey, can we zoom in on that real quick?

01:06:34.000 Hold up.

01:06:34.780 Right here.

01:06:35.900 Whoa.

01:06:36.300 Whoa.

01:06:36.900 That's the same chapter, my friend. 0.99

01:06:38.380 Fucking cheers, bro. 0.99

01:06:39.880 Y'all can't just pull it out like that, man. 1.00

01:06:41.580 Can I choose?

01:06:42.120 That is a moment.

01:06:42.560 Can I choose?

01:06:43.020 Nah, bro, you're not in the same clique.

01:06:44.720 Cheers.

01:06:45.200 No, get the...

01:06:45.800 Bro, it's Blistex.

01:06:46.740 So how did... 1.00

01:06:47.400 Blistex, you're died, bitch! 1.00

01:06:49.140 How did you eliminate the acne? 1.00

01:06:51.960 It seems like he already answered that when he said he took Accutane.

01:06:54.480 Yeah, I mean...

01:06:54.900 No, but then he stopped, okay?

01:06:56.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:57.320 There's two parts to this story, Logan Paul.

01:06:59.240 So I was supposed to take it for eight months.

01:07:00.700 I did it for six.

01:07:01.660 And by six months, I stopped taking it, and it kind of just, like, held through, I guess.

01:07:05.460 You did answer.

01:07:06.580 We got another guest.

01:07:07.420 A lot of guests on this podcast.

01:07:09.340 And a lot of shots, I guess.

01:07:11.920 2.5 million?

01:07:12.960 Yeah, he's 15.

01:07:13.820 Clout through the roof.

01:07:14.880 2.5 million subscribers and you're 15 years old?

01:07:17.280 Yeah, what's up?

01:07:17.980 I can't believe it.

01:07:18.780 You look like a cartoon character in real life.

01:07:20.320 I'm blessed to be in your presence.

01:07:21.360 Yes, bro.

01:07:21.920 Really?

01:07:22.120 I've been saying that all day.

01:07:23.280 What do you do?

01:07:24.260 How do you have 2.5 million subscribers at 15 years old?

01:07:26.900 I'll tell you what I was doing at 15 years old.

01:07:28.780 God dang nothing.

01:07:29.680 How did you do it?

01:07:30.720 I just started posting videos.

01:07:32.560 I love filming my videos and just

01:07:34.700 doing what I love, and it eventually

01:07:36.760 took off. It took off right from the start.

01:07:38.540 That was the thing. I knew what I was doing.

01:07:39.920 Are you vlogging?

01:07:41.840 I started off doing trick shot videos,

01:07:44.260 bottle flipping, when that was a trend.

01:07:47.180 I did a video where I flipped random stuff.

01:07:49.120 Flip that bottle.

01:07:50.780 Are you dude perfect?

01:07:52.520 That's a valuable resource right now. It's 105 degrees.

01:07:54.860 I drink kids in Africa.

01:07:56.480 I'm thirsty right now, but it's good.

01:07:58.240 There's a man right here.

01:08:00.220 Both sides.

01:08:01.600 I can't believe it. 1.00

01:08:02.520 He's really that crazy.

01:08:03.900 2.5 million subscribers for that.

01:08:05.400 That is talent.

01:08:06.420 Absolute talent.

01:08:08.000 So who edits your videos, man?

01:08:09.860 I used to edit like three videos a week.

01:08:11.760 All my videos, I go to school and everything.

01:08:13.660 But I started getting an editor when I came out to California, like recently, like a couple weeks ago.

01:08:17.640 Smart.

01:08:17.940 So most kids, I'm sure you know nowadays, their desired career path is to be a YouTuber.

01:08:24.740 75% I think.

01:08:26.060 It's high.

01:08:26.600 Yeah.

01:08:26.960 No more firefighters, no more real estate agents.

01:08:29.840 No more astronauts present.

01:08:31.280 Real estate, maybe.

01:08:32.780 I got into real estate.

01:08:34.520 You're 15.

01:08:35.180 How is that possible?

01:08:36.080 I bought a house, like, last month.

01:08:37.580 What did you say just now?

01:08:38.680 I bought a house.

01:08:40.580 Sir, how is that possible?

01:08:41.920 You're 12.

01:08:42.340 It's my money, but, like, under my dad's name.

01:08:45.000 Did you just say you're laundering money for your father?

01:08:48.440 Laundering money?

01:08:49.140 I don't know if that's good or bad.

01:08:49.900 He says he puts his father's money in the laundry?

01:08:52.700 So, wait, you said your dad is running a slush box.

01:08:54.780 I did the laundry.

01:08:55.580 I did my own laundry for the first time.

01:08:57.520 Is your dad Bernie Madoff?

01:08:58.640 Listen, could...

01:08:59.260 Maybe.

01:08:59.580 Pablo Escobar.

01:09:00.560 Yes.

01:09:01.060 What's your name?

01:09:01.820 Jack Doherty.

01:09:02.640 Jack?

01:09:03.080 Jack Doherty.

01:09:04.020 Jack the Ripper.

01:09:04.760 Thank you.

01:09:05.180 Jack the Ripper.

01:09:05.820 I did a project on it for my English class.

01:09:10.480 Project?

01:09:11.080 Are you still in school?

01:09:12.440 Yeah, I go to public school.

01:09:13.580 You go to school still?

01:09:14.740 Yeah.

01:09:15.760 That's crazy.

01:09:16.500 Let me ask you a question.

01:09:17.460 Yeah.

01:09:17.960 And I want you to be honest with me.

01:09:19.360 Yeah.

01:09:20.040 How much money have you made from YouTube at 15 years old?

01:09:23.240 Take a guess.

01:09:23.860 I'll say higher or lower.

01:09:24.620 Okay, great.

01:09:25.160 Wow, wow, you've been PR trained.

01:09:26.720 You've been media trained.

01:09:27.500 Good man, good man.

01:09:29.960 If you bought a house, where do you live?

01:09:32.340 New York.

01:09:33.500 Man, where?

01:09:34.780 Not in Long Island.

01:09:35.700 But the house isn't in Long Island.

01:09:36.880 Where in Long Island?

01:09:37.560 Where'd you buy the house, kid?

01:09:39.260 In, like, Tennessee or something.

01:09:40.500 I'm not sure.

01:09:41.000 You bought a house in Tennessee.

01:09:42.120 Why?

01:09:42.940 Because that's where, like, the ROI is the highest.

01:09:45.360 ROI?

01:09:45.780 Kid, return on investment?

01:09:47.480 What do you see?

01:09:47.860 Who are you?

01:09:48.800 Yeah.

01:09:49.440 What's your current CPM?

01:09:51.120 Like, seven.

01:09:51.980 How does he know what that is?

01:09:53.280 How do you even know what that means, bro?

01:09:54.100 How do you know who are you?

01:09:55.080 All right, listen.

01:09:55.740 No, look at God's my boy.

01:09:56.520 Half a million dollars.

01:09:57.600 Higher.

01:09:58.240 You've made more than...

01:09:59.020 This 15-year-old kid has made more than half a million dollars.

01:10:00.680 $882,000.

01:10:02.300 A little higher.

01:10:07.160 Wow.

01:10:08.100 I said it facetiously at the beginning.

01:10:10.500 He's a legend.

01:10:10.880 Blessed to be in your presence.

01:10:11.940 Blessed to be in your presence.

01:10:12.720 Quick question.

01:10:13.340 What's the difference between you, little kid, and that little kid who's funneling those peanuts behind you?

01:10:18.660 That was me five minutes ago.

01:10:19.880 No, but literally, why are you a millionaire and he's just sitting there funneling peanuts playing with his shirt?

01:10:24.540 Howdy.

01:10:24.920 Like, what's good?

01:10:25.640 Boom, roasted.

01:10:26.320 That's why.

01:10:26.740 It doesn't matter.

01:10:28.420 Do people do things younger?

01:10:29.780 And another question, do you play Fortnite?

01:10:32.440 I used to.

01:10:33.500 I gained like 20 pounds, though, so I got off that.

01:10:35.680 We had a problem for a while, too.

01:10:36.740 I lost it all, though.

01:10:37.640 A kid played Fortnite today, and he won $3 million.

01:10:42.280 Who?

01:10:42.700 He's 16 years old winning the Fortnite World Cup.

01:10:45.280 Oh, that Mongrel kid?

01:10:45.500 Probably that Mongrel kid.

01:10:46.840 No, not Mongrel, not Mongrel.

01:10:48.160 16 years old won $3 million.

01:10:49.080 16 years old, yep.

01:10:50.760 Listen, man, what's your channel?

01:10:52.480 I'm going to subscribe.

01:10:53.540 Tell the Impulsive audience to subscribe.

01:10:54.860 My channel is Jack Doherty, Jack, D-O-H-E-R-T-Y.

01:10:58.980 Listen, I want to do a collab or have you on a real episode of Impulsion

01:11:03.820 because I'm really impressed, man.

01:11:05.260 For real, congratulations.

01:11:06.380 Thank you.

01:11:06.780 Yeah, for sure, man.

01:11:07.440 Thank you for having me.

01:11:08.040 Of course.

01:11:08.720 Take it easy, man.

01:11:09.460 I'll see you around here.

01:11:10.280 We'll take a shot later.

01:11:11.020 That's a joke.

01:11:11.700 That's a joke.

01:11:12.260 He's 15.

01:11:12.800 But we'll do one right now with me and Mike.

01:11:14.380 Hey, hey.

01:11:15.040 I'll try to rest in his water.

01:11:16.420 Do it.

01:11:16.880 Please do it.

01:11:17.320 I have a towel.

01:11:19.160 Hey, really quick.

01:11:19.880 Let me make a quick statement.

01:11:21.280 Guys, to the couple, to Jake and Tana, best wishes.

01:11:29.200 I hope that you guys live in just beautiful clout for the rest of your lives.

01:11:33.420 And may all of your engagement be high.

01:11:36.000 Amen.

01:11:36.600 Amen.

01:11:37.300 Really.

01:11:37.720 Cheers.

01:11:38.100 Really.

01:11:39.480 It's a towel.

01:11:43.340 I am so sorry, man.

01:11:44.860 I am so sorry. 0.97

01:11:46.600 By the way, another very beautiful woman. 0.99

01:11:48.820 There's a lot of them here, man.

01:11:49.920 I said it at the beginning.

01:11:51.100 Ma'am, are you here with anyone?

01:11:53.080 Are you here with anyone?

01:11:54.500 I can't see you.

01:11:56.440 There are very bright lights.

01:11:59.760 Maybe we take a shot later, yeah?

01:12:01.860 We got a random kid.

01:12:02.760 Sit down.

01:12:03.100 Take a seat, bro.

01:12:03.760 I can't see the lights behind you.

01:12:05.300 Clocking out.

01:12:06.060 Go do your thing, bro.

01:12:07.300 Tanner, we love you, dude.

01:12:08.440 I love you.

01:12:09.020 When you drive those fast cars, why don't you go a little slower?

01:12:11.480 I should do that.

01:12:12.480 Yes.

01:12:12.880 I really should.

01:12:13.480 Be careful.

01:12:13.840 Seriously, because last time you told us about driving, 0.99

01:12:15.420 you told us about how you drove off a fucking cliff into a boat. 0.99

01:12:17.980 Hey. 1.00

01:12:19.060 Oh, never mind, never mind, never mind.

01:12:20.300 Tanner, we love you.

01:12:21.100 I was going to tell you guys a story, but I'm going to save it.

01:12:23.420 It's all good.

01:12:24.040 Listen, man.

01:12:24.560 I love you.

01:12:25.360 So you were screaming something at me when you were behind the light over there.

01:12:28.720 Yes, sir.

01:12:29.180 What were you saying?

01:12:30.020 So actually, I've been following you for a long time, ever since Vine.

01:12:33.880 How did you get invited to this wedding?

01:12:35.880 I'm friends with Tanner.

01:12:37.640 Oh, that Tanner?

01:12:38.740 Tanner.

01:12:39.320 Oh, Tanner Molo.

01:12:40.920 Me and Tanner and Amari are actually, we're all good friends.

01:12:44.160 But how come you're not on the reality show?

01:12:47.360 You didn't make the cut.

01:12:48.360 So I go to University of Nevada, Reno.

01:12:51.860 Oh, congrats.

01:12:52.260 So I don't really hang out with them as much as I should be, to be honest.

01:12:55.180 Well, how many shots have you taken tonight so far?

01:12:58.680 Like five.

01:12:59.640 Let me ask you a question, kid.

01:13:01.340 Not kid, sir. 1.00

01:13:02.560 On a scale of one to absolutely obliterated, how fucked up are you right now? 1.00

01:13:07.480 Like a four. 1.00

01:13:08.560 Listen, man, listen, four, make it a six, and go take another shot.

01:13:12.160 My brother's coming on the set right now.

01:13:13.640 Nice to meet you, brother.

01:13:14.680 Hey, great to meet you.

01:13:15.740 Thank you.

01:13:16.140 Thank you.

01:13:16.560 Take it easy.

01:13:17.020 Have a good night.

01:13:17.760 You too, bro.

01:13:18.360 Nice kid.

01:13:19.100 Look at this guy.

01:13:19.980 Wow, dude.

01:13:20.860 Wow.

01:13:21.740 I didn't think it was like this.

01:13:23.500 Wow.

01:13:24.100 Oh, my God.

01:13:26.620 Wow.

01:13:27.280 Wow.

01:13:27.880 Wow.

01:13:28.420 Oh, my God.

01:13:29.100 That is good.

01:13:30.660 Bro, I think you've officially graduated.

01:13:34.380 Brother, you're no longer a YouTuber today.

01:13:36.220 Thank you, bro.

01:13:36.800 You are a wedded man.

01:13:40.020 That's what it's all about.

01:13:41.160 One of the highest decorated performers on the Internet.

01:13:44.460 Thank you, bro.

01:13:45.000 You placed third in the 100-meter dash yesterday at our Challenger game. 1.00

01:13:47.620 I ran like shit. 0.99

01:13:48.300 I'm going to come in first next year. 1.00

01:13:49.420 You think so?

01:13:50.080 Challenge of Games 2020?

01:13:50.920 Yep.

01:13:51.360 Stay tuned.

01:13:52.000 How are you feeling right now?

01:13:52.960 I mean, we've got to be moments away.

01:13:54.340 What, moments away from you being married?

01:13:55.760 And by the way, Armani is officiating the wedding.

01:13:57.880 Congratulations.

01:13:58.440 You look great.

01:13:59.080 Thank you.

01:13:59.400 Armani, you were ordained an actual minister.

01:14:01.700 48 hours ago, 100%.

01:14:03.360 That's how it works.

01:14:03.820 And how much did that cost you?

01:14:04.780 It was about $30 and took five minutes online.

01:14:07.340 Unbelievable. 1.00

01:14:07.900 Damn. 0.99

01:14:08.180 But for the record, I have been training the entire 48 hours, 0.99

01:14:12.040 studying, learning how to run and officiate.

01:14:14.800 And Logan, you've had experience with this before.

01:14:16.360 You're absolutely right.

01:14:17.140 I've officiated a wedding here in Vegas,

01:14:18.560 and he actually chose you to officiate the wedding,

01:14:20.660 even though I am also ordained.

01:14:21.860 It's fine.

01:14:22.160 It's fine.

01:14:22.400 I'm the best man.

01:14:22.840 You're the best man, Logan.

01:14:24.040 Jake, are you nervous?

01:14:25.020 What's going on?

01:14:25.380 What's with the heavy breathing?

01:14:27.320 I'm nervous.

01:14:28.560 You know what I...

01:14:29.260 All eyes are on me.

01:14:30.640 Yep.

01:14:31.840 Are you having regrets?

01:14:33.140 No.

01:14:33.680 I'm just like, yo, it's really happening.

01:14:36.220 And also, like, we're late.

01:14:37.700 We're late right now.

01:14:38.560 We're late on schedule.

01:14:39.480 So, like, I apologize to everyone.

01:14:42.020 You know what they say?

01:14:42.720 Some of the best things take time.

01:14:44.500 I think it's impressive that you guys have pulled this off.

01:14:47.140 Very perceptive, Mike.

01:14:47.920 You know what I said to Jake when we were upstairs changing?

01:14:50.520 I said, I'm so happy today that I'm not the star of the event.

01:14:54.840 I can literally sit back, chill, and watch my brother do his thing.

01:14:58.320 But now that it's happening, I see you're crumbling, man.

01:15:01.820 I need support.

01:15:03.880 I need a hug.

01:15:06.420 You got this, Jake.

01:15:07.700 Come on.

01:15:08.220 You got this, Jake.

01:15:08.860 Come on.

01:15:11.900 Like, actually, like, getting married, like, it's, like, cool.

01:15:15.880 It's like, all right.

01:15:16.680 And then it's the day, and, like, you're just there,

01:15:19.300 and, like, I look Tana in the eyes, and I'm like,

01:15:21.940 wow, we're really doing this.

01:15:23.180 Can I ask you something?

01:15:24.120 Yeah.

01:15:24.500 Bit of a touchy question.

01:15:25.440 Yeah.

01:15:26.040 But that's what we do here on Impulsive.

01:15:28.180 Do you think, and this is prior to any social media uproar,

01:15:32.140 do you think there will be any backlash, perhaps,

01:15:35.500 for live streaming your wedding with a pay-per-view?

01:15:40.000 100%.

01:15:40.400 People are going to be pissed.

01:15:42.620 And?

01:15:42.900 and i say this wedding cost us north of 750 000 good god if you want to be a part of if you want

01:15:54.620 to be a part of the experience watch it on the live stream it's 50 you don't have to we're not

01:16:00.540 forcing it upon you there's going to be free content that comes out afterwards but if you 0.97

01:16:05.700 want to be a part of the live stream why not like let's subdue our costs this is expensive as shit 0.98

01:16:12.400 and, like, I could buy four Lambos with this wedding. 0.91

01:16:16.180 There was also a demand for it.

01:16:17.580 There was a demand.

01:16:18.360 We're like, yo, I want a live stream.

01:16:20.300 I want a live stream.

01:16:20.940 I want a live stream.

01:16:21.720 Why me just playing Devil's Avocados?

01:16:25.220 Why is the price point so high?

01:16:27.080 I asked you this yesterday, and I'd like to answer. 0.99

01:16:29.520 Because I only want the people who fuck with me the most 0.97

01:16:36.220 and Tana the most to be watching the live stream. 0.99

01:16:40.100 I feel like if you aren't our fans,

01:16:41.920 then you shouldn't be watching the live stream i don't want any haters on there who like pay like 0.98

01:16:45.220 ten dollars and they're like commenting like fuck you guys i only want my most loyal people on there 0.99

01:16:50.640 the people i fuck with the most people who ride for me the people who retweet every tweet the 0.99

01:16:55.940 people who i dm in my twitter messages i love y'all and like this is for y'all no one has like 0.98

01:17:02.220 no one has to buy it if you don't want to but it's there to buy yep yep i i love i love that

01:17:06.940 answer i totally agree with it i think uh you could secure a large bag today let's do some math

01:17:11.960 quick math uh if a thousand people buy the live stream you've secured fifty thousand dollars so

01:17:17.300 like you said if you're trying to offset the cost of this very expensive wedding where quite frankly

01:17:21.300 amazing things are happening i'm looking at looking at a man on a scaffold oh wow on the

01:17:26.420 side of the house the whole mansion armani shout out to d lord graffiti mansion janna mansion today

01:17:31.600 Has been hashtag Janna forever.

01:17:33.660 Jake Paul's handle.

01:17:34.780 At Jake Paul.

01:17:35.440 At Tana Mojo's handle.

01:17:36.980 Soon to be Tana Paul.

01:17:38.320 Will she change her handle to at Tana Paul?

01:17:40.920 She's changing her Instagram, yep.

01:17:42.420 Wow.

01:17:43.820 It's a big Instagram move.

01:17:45.740 We had to contact our affiliates.

01:17:47.680 Wow.

01:17:48.500 Jake, can we talk about your outfit a little bit tonight?

01:17:51.560 You went with the 1950s.

01:17:53.780 I love that.

01:17:54.320 You went with the 1950s gangster outfit tonight with the top hat.

01:17:57.380 The Christian Dior sling.

01:17:58.420 What gave you the idea, and do you know how to handle a Tommy gun?

01:18:01.600 I've shot many Tommy guns.

01:18:04.740 In fact, I have a pistol in this satchel. 0.99

01:18:09.120 If anyone pulls up on me ever, you're getting fucked up. 0.99

01:18:13.400 Regardless of that, this is a Christian Dior suit. 0.99

01:18:17.140 From top to bottom.

01:18:19.240 It costs a bag.

01:18:21.000 And I want to go with the white because I want to be different.

01:18:23.880 Be a maverick.

01:18:24.340 And, you know, be a maverick.

01:18:28.100 Hey, all jokes aside.

01:18:29.220 I apologize for everything I say right now.

01:18:31.940 You nervous?

01:18:32.700 I'm nervous and hammered.

01:18:33.920 All right, well, look, it's your time to shine.

01:18:35.860 We're going to end Impulsive right now.

01:18:37.800 Hey, you look good, kid.

01:18:39.120 I want to tell you.

01:18:40.040 I just want to say you look great, James.

01:18:41.480 Well, now you're trying to squash the beef right here, right now.

01:18:43.580 No, I just want to say.

01:18:44.140 It's fine.

01:18:44.700 Mike, bro, at the end of the day, we have beef, but you're cute, and I love you.

01:18:49.460 Wow.

01:18:49.820 He is cute.

01:18:50.340 He is cute.

01:18:50.820 Let me get it.

01:18:51.560 That's big news.

01:18:52.720 I'll move in.

01:18:53.580 Regardless of the beef, like, love is in my heart, and this guy, he's a good guy.

01:18:57.780 We just need to talk.

01:18:59.080 Thank you, guys, for watching.

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01:19:20.400 read the comments Armani congratulations

01:19:22.680 your first wedding that you're going to officiate

01:19:24.560 let's hope I don't mess it up it's going to be big

01:19:26.140 you can catch us live on halogen.tv

01:19:27.980 we'll see you next time

01:19:30.400 Peace.

01:19:44.860 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

01:19:47.460 We have a new podcast.

01:19:48.880 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

01:19:50.260 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

01:19:51.420 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

01:19:55.600 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

01:19:59.600 occasionally different opinions

01:20:01.000 and at this point in my 50s

01:20:02.680 I've lived it all

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - July 30, 2019

LIVE FROM JAKE PAUL AND TANA MONGEAU’S WEDDING - IMPAULSIVE EP. 105

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