Impaulsive with Logan Paul - THE FOOD GOD’S $1,000,000 DIET - IMPAULSIVE EP. 104

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00:02:54.720 that's the noise kong would make when he was still alive all right b welcome back to impulsive the 0.99

00:03:10.900 number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing subscribing if

00:03:14.120 you're not subscribed i still have pink eye ah what i don't know what to say guys i keep spraying

00:03:19.000 the drops in my eyes and they just the pink guy is now turned into red eye in both eyes did you

00:03:24.140 figure out what caused it doggy poo poo on the pillow i think it was that i had to be had to 0.98

00:03:28.420 right like i i have i mean i'll just say it bro like i have eaten ass in a minute yeah i've never 0.99

00:03:35.320 i've never eaten ass i'm one of those people ass or gnats i haven't eaten a gnat you don't know 0.99

00:03:40.680 you have i know i i'm sure something ended up in my mouth there's gnats everywhere yeah i swam in 0.98

00:03:45.340 the pool yesterday though guys um have you seen it lately the whole pool it's green yeah it's

00:03:50.140 it's disgusting why is it hey danny do we know why it's disgusting why it looks like there's

00:03:55.720 been a toxic dump pete moss has infested the pool well i only asked because i don't know why 0.89

00:04:01.060 she doesn't know why it's funny that i called it pete moss everything i do has to do with that

00:04:04.840 guy pete yeah bro i still feel bad after he fell off man the face of the earth anyways for anyone

00:04:10.480 who doesn't get the inside joke clatters probably most people that's not true and thanks mike for

00:04:14.860 completely derailing this entire conversation because it was going such promising places i

00:04:19.480 mean i mean look man when i start saying things like i was gonna say i swam in that uh infected

00:04:24.760 pool yesterday and i feel sick today and so my energy might be a little low you might hear i'm 0.94

00:04:29.200 a little nasally which is a fucking problem because as you know the challenger games are 0.93

00:04:34.300 tomorrow by the time this podcast is released wow first off tune in yeah tune in it's a charity 0.98

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00:04:48.060 5 p.m psd stream live on youtube presented by halogen um yeah it's gonna be big so now i'm sick

00:04:55.040 i got a sort of pulled hammy i mean things are you gonna be able to even run dude at this point

00:04:59.760 i might not be able to live there bro like i'm surviving at this point like what's the what's

00:05:04.820 the fastest amount of running you've done in the last let's just say five days or farthest i should

00:05:10.820 Yesterday I put the treadmill on, uh, five miles an hour and I attempted to jog and I

00:05:17.140 couldn't do it.

00:05:17.920 This is good.

00:05:18.720 Five miles per hour.

00:05:19.860 Is that running or is that job?

00:05:21.360 Have you ever moved that fast in your life?

00:05:22.560 I mean, I, you guys, so here's something I wanted to let you know this.

00:05:26.140 My mom watches this show and she's been really angry about all the, um, non athletics.

00:05:32.800 No, no, no.

00:05:33.200 She doesn't.

00:05:33.600 She's fine with that.

00:05:34.520 I don't care about that.

00:05:35.460 It's the non-athletic statements because I used to, at one point I was a, I was a, she

00:05:39.580 was like you said you played t-ball i was an all-star baseball player so let's talk about this

00:05:43.400 because we've actually never talked about a basketball player the problem is just the ankle

00:05:47.700 we've been over this i explained to some people in the studio last night when did you heard that

00:05:51.860 2008 it was a botched drug robbery horrible it got tucked uh during a sale it got tucked under 0.97

00:05:59.920 the fucking driveway and someone hit me from the side of my my fibular that might be the word bone 0.97

00:06:05.700 cracked out of my skin yeah and it was such a wait what do you mean you were it was dangling 0.99

00:06:10.060 out of a car no no i was in the driveway not running away i was i was fighting someone and

00:06:15.420 another person tackled me from the side and my ankle just snapped off bro he's got a 17 inch

00:06:20.140 rod in his and my boys had to collect all the money that got stolen from me and the rest of

00:06:24.640 the product and i had a gi joe back to my g35 and we were driving to the hospital so that i could

00:06:30.420 get my leg put back together and all of a sudden out of nowhere major crimes unit narcotics unit

00:06:35.200 all of them fly in at the same time and i did this is all my book by the way i had to spend

00:06:39.220 an hour and a half with my foot propped up on a golf bag with my leg hanging off while they

00:06:44.820 searched my car bro horrible were you were you at this point were you high to soothe some of the

00:06:51.080 pain did any of the pain go away or no well no it hurt real bad have you ever had a bone sticking 0.96

00:06:57.820 out of you before it sucks no no have you ever had anything sticking out of you uh have you ever 0.95

00:07:03.620 had anything stuck in you yeah what like a heavy poo dude oh okay yeah what were you guys thinking 0.99

00:07:11.940 so yeah that's a poop shrapnel oh okay all right yeah like a grenade like an explosion how about 0.64

00:07:16.920 you guys have you ever had anything stuck i have off oh yeah sticks uh pieces of metal

00:07:21.980 a bullet i was at wendy's one time and somebody threw one of those um exacto knives in the back 0.98

00:07:28.700 of my leg do you know you know what an exacto knife is that you would that you would cut shit 0.94

00:07:33.880 out with like a box cutter kind of but it's the really small one like a scalpel that you would 0.99

00:07:38.620 use oh yeah he was a friend of mine and he was like there's no i actually fucking hit him with 0.96

00:07:42.860 this thing it fucking zapped right in the back of my knee dude that's incredible yo my and i went 0.92

00:07:48.280 got a six piece nugget and a junior bacon right after dude shout out wendy's sponsor us oh wait 0.98

00:07:52.400 you can't because logan is like fast food sponsor the night i like when my drinking scotch right

00:07:58.860 now or is that yeah i smelled it it's not it's uh it's tea right what is it no come on here can i

00:08:04.380 smell the tea man oh this is alcohol no it's not yeah i know it's oh it's red bull it's red bull

00:08:09.780 sorry red bull and vodka become synonymous to me won't let me have a full can she gives me

00:08:15.760 allotments yeah that's good you get too charged all right listen guys we can talk about things

00:08:20.380 for a long time i want to introduce our guest he's got 3.4 million followers on instagram because he

00:08:24.600 loves food yes he's a reality tv mainstay who has become one of the leading voices in the world of

00:08:29.860 fine dining how what why ladies and gentlemen it's food god this is big this is big guy this is big

00:08:39.760 what up what up g what up good to have you good to have you dining bro that's boring

00:08:45.020 Well, that's why you're great

00:08:47.280 Because it's not just fine dining

00:08:49.180 Hold on, Mike went out, what's going on here?

00:08:51.460 I mean, what's really going on here, K?

00:08:53.020 Can we talk about this?

00:08:54.140 Is it still out?

00:08:55.300 Nah, it's back, but you got, oh, it's out

00:08:57.220 There's like cheap tape down here 0.96

00:08:58.740 Well, it's just fucked up because number one podcast in the world 0.98

00:09:00.940 Episode 105 or some shit 0.97

00:09:03.200 I was expecting like gold mics here 0.66

00:09:05.180 We got one gold mic

00:09:06.760 Hey, by the way, he says you're still in his phone

00:09:11.640 His mic lovesack

00:09:12.460 You're lovesack forever

00:09:14.660 for so many people it takes a little bit of a while it took him like two years by the way i

00:09:19.040 want to take the jacket off so i'm gonna say you know disney's like the happiest place on earth

00:09:22.800 this is the horniest place on earth so i wore this jacket for you guys because oh wow zoom in

00:09:28.400 you didn't notice hold on let me zoom in just for you guys because i got to take this i actually

00:09:31.680 didn't notice yeah dude we may have to blur you from your neck down just so you know now that i'm 0.97

00:09:37.860 looking well i see vaginas if i'm being honest a lot of them quite a few we're just taking it off 1.00

00:09:42.340 It's very honest. 1.00

00:09:43.020 So I'm taking it off, but I thought it would be kind of different. 1.00

00:09:45.280 What is a group of vaginas called? 1.00

00:09:48.400 Oh, like a collective. 1.00

00:09:50.040 Vajajays. 0.58

00:09:50.760 Vajajays?

00:09:51.220 Yeah.

00:09:51.480 No, it's like a pod.

00:09:53.680 Vajinae.

00:09:53.960 I think it's a school.

00:09:54.900 A school. 1.00

00:09:55.540 A school of vagina. 1.00

00:09:56.620 A storm. 1.00

00:09:57.300 A troop.

00:09:58.040 A vaheen.

00:09:59.060 A trope.

00:10:00.640 Who knows?

00:10:01.780 I don't know.

00:10:01.940 Hey, good to see you, man.

00:10:03.000 Last time I saw you, we were in Miami.

00:10:05.360 Fire.

00:10:05.860 Got this big hair.

00:10:07.120 Pulled up in your blue Rolls Royce.

00:10:08.860 Oh, the cotton candy.

00:10:09.800 Food God cotton candy blue.

00:10:10.920 Yep.

00:10:11.140 Yep.

00:10:11.400 so me jake jake do you want that that is fire yeah man it's funny because it's uh it's one of

00:10:17.280 those situations where it wasn't a paparazzi photo it was our friend and we were like no

00:10:20.620 right like we're like we're like yo uh blue go take pictures of us we'll act like we don't want

00:10:25.900 photos i don't actually smile in the paparazzi photo no exactly oh is that is that your is that

00:10:30.560 your rule no it's just uh i don't know i feel like that's always been like the thing i don't

00:10:34.260 know it's just like if you smile i feel like are you desperate are you weird wait really yeah it's

00:10:39.040 weird so you try to act hard in front i don't know it's like it's been it's been a long time

00:10:43.400 now it's been like years that this has been going on since since like forever you know how long has

00:10:47.600 it been you've been in the limelight well i've been on a you know the biggest tv show on the

00:10:51.880 kardashians for like 10 years now it's a long time are you still best friends with kim yeah

00:10:56.280 dude that's awesome spoke to her today she's like she's at the white house like are you serious 0.67

00:11:00.260 yeah it's crazy i'm at logan's house she's at the white house

00:11:03.440 Oh, hold on.

00:11:04.740 My eyes are equal.

00:11:05.920 My eyes are equal.

00:11:08.220 This house is white.

00:11:09.660 It's the number one podcast in the world.

00:11:11.360 It is.

00:11:11.860 The number one podcast. 0.98

00:11:13.000 The mics work.

00:11:14.580 99%.

00:11:14.980 And mics late.

00:11:16.520 This is great.

00:11:17.360 But I'm here.

00:11:18.160 I love it.

00:11:19.060 I'm happy to be here.

00:11:20.100 I mean, how many people trying to be in the White House right now?

00:11:22.160 Like, this house might be better currently.

00:11:23.580 I'm just saying.

00:11:24.280 Like, something to think about.

00:11:24.940 Did you see the thing?

00:11:27.980 Yesterday, he spoke at this convention.

00:11:30.000 And I guess behind him, they snuck in.

00:11:32.860 the words um 45 is a puppet on his they did and they and they had the two eagles which are like 0.97

00:11:39.420 the russian kind of like thing russian shit and golf clubs all in the picture and he was speaking 0.76

00:11:44.880 in front of it for hours and no one knew he got punked donald we're talking about donald it said 0.98

00:11:49.420 45 is a puppet i forgot i was wearing my glasses that's freaking bougie i didn't even know that

00:11:53.900 they're so light that i forgot that i was actually wearing those things uh they were custom made for

00:11:58.760 me how much vintage frames no there's only one it can you eat it i don't know is it 0.96

00:12:02.780 everything he wears is edible you ate today shit oh i see oh god i was gonna say i was gonna say 0.95

00:12:12.360 speaking of sunglasses and expensive one-of-ones you got a lot of you got a lot of jewelry on 0.98

00:12:16.700 right now i see how that rolex on your wrist has got to be what 100k 150 ap yeah like 100 something

00:12:21.720 and then and then what are these you got some golden yeah i just got the diamonds because you

00:12:26.040 You know, I'm filming all over town, so I got to keep it out.

00:12:27.940 And this is the new Food Got Burger.

00:12:29.160 I love that, by the way.

00:12:30.560 It's very heavy, too.

00:12:31.980 Yeah, it's just fine.

00:12:32.880 This is heavy.

00:12:34.120 Murph, what's good with that?

00:12:35.160 Where do you get that thing?

00:12:36.280 Richie Rich.

00:12:37.000 Richie Rich.

00:12:37.580 Oh, yeah.

00:12:38.260 Hey, that's awesome.

00:12:39.160 You could see the bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheese, an egg in there.

00:12:41.920 Yeah, it's a whole thing.

00:12:43.040 It's a hangover. 0.99

00:12:43.920 Because, you know, I told them, make it heavy because people try to fuck around. 0.99

00:12:47.000 Can we let the curse here? 1.00

00:12:47.840 Yeah, you can say everyone's kind of saying, fuck around. 1.00

00:12:50.000 People try to fuck around and be like, is that real? 1.00

00:12:52.580 Is that a motherfucker? 1.00

00:12:53.280 Feel it. 1.00

00:12:53.760 Pick this fucking shit up, bro. 1.00

00:12:55.780 It's heavy. 1.00

00:12:56.320 I could hit somebody over the head and knock them out. 1.00

00:12:57.900 You could kill someone. 1.00

00:12:58.860 With this, I could literally. 0.99

00:12:59.740 Yo, you think I could use that to deadlift it later?

00:13:02.240 When I go to the gym?

00:13:03.040 Yeah, because I heard you're not really working out much.

00:13:05.340 No, he does.

00:13:06.620 Do you?

00:13:07.300 He does the elliptical.

00:13:08.280 Are you in the games at all?

00:13:10.340 Are you part of the games? 0.99

00:13:11.220 Yeah, I'm the fucking commentator. 1.00

00:13:13.180 Wow. 1.00

00:13:13.660 Because I'm like, I'm the commentator, bro.

00:13:16.360 Just so you know, I was the commentator.

00:13:18.600 The Kardashians played the Jackson family in a softball like six months ago. 0.89

00:13:23.200 I was the freaking commentator 0.86

00:13:25.000 It's called 0.96

00:13:25.600 It'd be dope if me and Food God

00:13:29.920 Were the commentators

00:13:30.800 I would love to commentate but who's there

00:13:33.120 Is it somebody worthy of commentating about

00:13:35.420 It's like a lie it's going to be dope

00:13:37.780 It's awesome yeah

00:13:38.900 It's the who's who of influenciania

00:13:41.160 Pretty much everyone that you see on this wall

00:13:43.340 There's 100 people 100 guests we've had in this podcast

00:13:45.200 They're going to be on there the biggest influencers of the world

00:13:47.260 Summer Ray King Batch

00:13:48.840 Austin McBroom Ryan Garcia he's one of the best up and coming

00:13:51.120 Boxers in the world 0.94

00:13:52.080 uh oh that kid like the fast kid the fast kid youngest yeah 19 20 years old yeah like he's 0.89

00:13:57.080 crazy he's a homie he's a homie yeah i've seen some videos with him crazy right oh yeah he beats 0.96

00:14:02.440 ass um but yeah bro it's gonna be crazy i love that so how have you how have you you've done an 0.99

00:14:07.780 amazing job of uh sort of fusing the worlds of food and culture how have you done that i i've

00:14:14.660 never seen anyone get as excited about food as you have and your energy is so contagious and i think

00:14:19.280 that's what contributes to your success uh you know what it is i've been posting crazy food pics

00:14:23.760 for since instagram started people were posting like you know shoes and fashion and all it's not

00:14:29.440 my thing i love clothes i love all this stuff but i don't want to keep posting about it and every

00:14:33.620 time like i would i would like go out people would be like those pancakes you posted all that stuff

00:14:38.000 nothing to do with food god years and i don't know i would just find stuff that was crazy then it

00:14:42.880 turned into a huge business yes i mean come on bro what were you what do you find this a severed

00:14:47.820 head yeah that was at barton g i was actually the girl next to me jemma collins biggest reality

00:14:53.280 star in the uk so jemma and i were filming uh for her show okay um that's gonna air in the uk

00:14:58.420 because i do a lot of tv i was on celebrity big brother in the uk like crazy i do a lot of crazy

00:15:02.960 shows that i would not do here yeah yeah i do out there just because it's fun and the brits are 0.84

00:15:07.680 crazy and i love it do you ever eat the entire thing because you post a bunch of these ridiculous

00:15:13.820 dishes do you ever eat the whole thing yourself like 99 of the time really yeah we went you

00:15:18.920 know that that trip to miami so i was there that night when we we did all the fake paparazzi photos 0.93

00:15:25.580 and shit it was at a restaurant called prime 112 right in miami this is one of the murph is shaking 0.94

00:15:31.700 his head one of the best fucking restaurants in miami it's not a place that you could just walk 0.99

00:15:36.540 into you got and we walk in there and they see him and they go oh jonathan jonathan's here oh 0.98

00:15:41.580 we got to get a table ready right now and they start everybody starts scrambling and they get

00:15:44.980 this table that's sitting right in the center of the floor and everybody starts going nuts and

00:15:48.740 he says i can get us a salad right now that you can't get you can't order this salad right now

00:15:54.840 they will go across the street to another place and they will make this salad especially for me

00:16:00.260 only they went across the street they made this like beautiful antipas salad they bring it back

00:16:04.560 amazing they bring out two pound crabs they start bringing out all the no like 20 pound

00:16:09.580 yeah they're huge this is like slapping each other with like two foot long hot dogs

00:16:15.260 chop sticks with a giant hot dog the food they the restaurants know when he won't when the food 1.00

00:16:21.720 god walks in you better be on your best damn behavior you better bring the best shit out 0.99

00:16:25.300 and they do it every time yeah you know what it is it's fun and basically the difference of food 0.99

00:16:29.860 god and everybody else in food and what i really like look at that caviar and crab hot dog that's

00:16:34.440 not normal crazy this is it wow caviar black caviar on top of that beautiful i mean it looks

00:16:43.800 like 150 is that how much something did you ever have one of those gold cheeseburgers you know no

00:16:49.000 but what do you mean i created the gold buffalo wings okay what do you mean by that i invented

00:16:53.680 them like 18 or 19 million views on the gold buffalo wings i so this uh the ainsworth's it's

00:17:00.080 a sports bar called me in New York it's like a year and a half ago and food is still like you

00:17:03.760 know not what's happened now and craziness he's like I want to collab with you and I'm like

00:17:08.080 whatever I'm like we got to figure something out it's a sports bar you're never going to figure

00:17:11.620 it out so I'm like let's do gold buffalo wings because I love buffalo wings and they came up

00:17:15.820 with the most beautiful craziest thing that went completely viral people are of course offended

00:17:20.960 about thousand dollar buffalo wings I mean well then don't buy them I'm almost offended by them 0.97

00:17:26.340 being offended when did you when did you start you don't fucking buy them is this it we tried 0.96

00:17:33.180 a thousand dollar gold chicken wings why do they put a little uh accent over the o in your name 0.98

00:17:39.500 it used to be like that i took it out is that food gold yeah food god it's food gold so i got

00:17:45.580 hit with that i don't have youtube premium that's all right i'll get youtube premium when they get

00:17:49.380 me back on google preferred and that's a deal there we go trade off you hear that google what's

00:17:54.180 happening wow this is the gold butter shut up yeah so that's actual gold is in oh no the gold

00:18:00.800 is on top yeah this is actual gold butter which is even crazier i mean this is really that's the

00:18:05.680 coolest thing i've ever seen in my life i would gladly spend money for that and for all my friends

00:18:10.180 right and it comes with a bottle of champagne for the thousand dollars oh my god oh it's amazing 0.95

00:18:14.280 look at that look at that real gold shut the fuck up so what is it this is when well first 0.97

00:18:20.720 the thing that really sent me off was uh the rainbow bagel do you remember the of course 0.98

00:18:24.680 went viral as all hell that was me oh that was you too right so that was me so they sent it to

00:18:29.020 me to my house like what i saw it and i was like we need them and they're like we'll deliver it to

00:18:32.340 you this is just jonathan me from the tv show pre-food god i got these bagels they came to my 0.54

00:18:36.820 house i was like what the fuck yeah they were so i've never even seen anything like it like that's 0.55

00:18:41.640 how i react to food it was so crazy i put this up the guy had to shut the store down to rebuild 0.93

00:18:47.160 because the lines were so big that's how big i got it people don't people don't understand this 0.94

00:18:51.220 shit i've said since day one there are two things that if you can align yourself with culturally on 0.97

00:18:55.560 on the internet on social media you will win pets and food for everybody you took the food route 0.99

00:19:01.620 and you fucking ran with it and it is so like how many of your videos have gone completely viral 0.93

00:19:07.880 a lot millions and millions and millions of views a lot and then not only that because people i go 0.99

00:19:12.780 like people know me around the world so when i go to london or there's like all the saudis there

00:19:16.640 they all freak out like we saw this thing we're going here because of you and i said so many

00:19:20.720 people go to places i could like dictate like what could be a hot spot i could make some place

00:19:25.380 if i go like five times in a row i can make a place like a real sick hot spot can you ruin a

00:19:29.900 place a destroy how um i destroyed one place not on purpose but they set me off so bad what happened

00:19:35.700 it was a chicken place in uh in miami i was with my mom it was new year's so we get to the place 0.92

00:19:40.820 the car's waiting outside i'm like we have like 15 minutes to eat 40 minutes oh shit 40 minutes 0.99

00:19:46.480 and I burned the fuck up. 0.99

00:19:48.100 Oh, no.

00:19:48.640 And I just did the complete,

00:19:51.020 they're out of business.

00:19:52.280 I didn't mean to do it.

00:19:54.740 They called out.

00:19:55.640 Hey, that's hilarious.

00:19:56.440 They're out of business.

00:19:57.300 They're out of business.

00:19:57.780 Look out! 0.99

00:19:58.340 How the fuck do you make somebody 1.00

00:19:59.780 wait 45 minutes for a fucking fried chicken? 1.00

00:20:02.080 Oh, no. 1.00

00:20:02.420 Like nothing.

00:20:03.100 And I'm like, we got, it's New Year's.

00:20:04.680 My mom's got to get dressed.

00:20:06.160 I got to go.

00:20:06.940 And it's like, it was a disaster.

00:20:08.080 But very rarely do I get set off.

00:20:09.700 You think, do you make people quiver

00:20:12.060 when you walk in their wedding restaurant?

00:20:13.640 They get a little nervous.

00:20:14.500 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:20:14.900 It's, like, over the top to the point where I'm, like, relaxed.

00:20:17.920 Bro, when we were at Prime 112 and you were, like, telling off the waiters

00:20:20.780 because they, like, were, like, a little.

00:20:22.540 Remember we had, like, a 30-minute, like, little problem

00:20:25.700 because, like, there wasn't a table.

00:20:28.320 Ready for us, yeah.

00:20:29.560 And, like, quite honestly, they kind of bowed down to you.

00:20:34.580 Well, first of all, the thing is, I'm very polite,

00:20:37.260 and I do go there all the time.

00:20:38.420 So that's, like, home, so they know if I'm going. 1.00

00:20:40.480 But, oh, shit, the cheap tape again. 0.99

00:20:42.640 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:20:43.200 Motherfucking. 0.98

00:20:43.560 I mean, what's happening? 0.99

00:20:44.520 is it this our producer our producer left the room because he's so embarrassed i'm about to leave

00:20:52.020 well i didn't hear you mike what'd you say love sack what i didn't sorry anyway by the way i'm

00:21:00.020 i'm so nice to wait like i hate people that are not nice to waiters and stuff i'm really

00:21:05.600 uncomfortable when people are not nice to waiters and stuff so i'm very polite you know until it

00:21:10.500 gets to a certain point where things go really downhill but like i you know i eat out every

00:21:14.680 single night of the week of the year where does all this food go man you're sitting next to me i'm

00:21:20.400 you're looking great you look pretty yeah you work out right uh not really no no like you walk

00:21:24.140 from one restaurant to the other and that like somehow magically sheds everything i don't walk

00:21:28.620 but yeah you walk to the rolls you float to the rolls noise and then float into the restaurant

00:21:34.560 I park inside the restaurant I park inside the no you know what it is it's like they know that

00:21:40.880 if I'm coming and I'm gonna post about it and my audience is not people that want to see funny

00:21:45.380 videos they're not people that they're from around the world wanting to know where to go and what to

00:21:49.380 do so like make an effort it's good for you you know what I mean it's good for the restaurant like

00:21:54.060 be smart about it if I own the restaurant I came in I'd be like let me make sure it's perfect so

00:21:58.980 you know that's the part I get frustrated about that's that feels like a warning or like some

00:22:03.380 or some caution to business owners out there know the influencers that are in your vertical

00:22:09.180 know the brand celebrities that are in your vertical if you're in the food industry and

00:22:14.220 you've got a restaurant in new york city or la or vegas you don't have to know about sports you

00:22:18.520 don't have to know about the best butt models on instagram but know the food guys if you own a

00:22:23.260 pizza shop in new york know the president of barstool because he's going to come to your place

00:22:27.840 know these people so that when they if you want to be successful if you want to be successful

00:22:31.460 So, like, influencer is happening.

00:22:33.260 You can keep fighting as much as you want or you can just understand it.

00:22:35.280 People are fighting.

00:22:35.740 They're like that ice cream truck guy.

00:22:37.120 He's fighting it.

00:22:37.900 But, like, you know what?

00:22:38.860 It's going to be an ice cream truck bigger and better.

00:22:40.860 And when I see it, I'm going to blow it up so the line goes around the corner.

00:22:43.600 He's going to have to shut that down and open up an ice cream bus.

00:22:46.520 What happened with an ice cream truck guy?

00:22:47.320 So there's some guy that says apparently he's here in L.A., some guy,

00:22:51.640 and he says that influencers call him up all the time to get free ice cream, 0.98

00:22:55.920 which is $4 for fucking those influencers should be thrown out of the influencer community. 0.98

00:23:00.560 so for four dollars four dollars they're asking for free ice cream so he is fed up with it and 0.99

00:23:06.920 he put up a sign that influencers paid double because he's so that's it that that's what a

00:23:12.460 sign says yes where influencers pay look it up look it up all that how do you classify that

00:23:17.860 i got two two no quick notes on this one the how this started in la everybody thinks they're an

00:23:27.020 influencer so i could see where his plate comes from because every girl on santa monica comes up

00:23:32.200 to his truck and they're like i have 8 000 followers i i'm an influencer she gave me the

00:23:35.500 side screen for free two this actually seems like a kind of a cool move look at the press it's gotten

00:23:41.140 he's gotten you know what i'm saying so it's gotten a lot of press which is great but don't

00:23:44.940 start a don't start a movement no and then every of course the commenters are so excited that like

00:23:49.140 influencers are no uh-uh because you know what it is decided to make this an official thing with

00:23:54.680 signage we truly don't care if you're an influencer how many followers do you have we will never give

00:23:58.680 you a free ice cream in exchange for a post on your social media page it's literally a four

00:24:02.780 dollar item well now it's eight dollars influencers are gross wow look at this guy and he made his

00:24:10.520 sign nice too i wonder who these influencers are that's a real he just got out of jiu-jitsu

00:24:16.400 imagine you're the picture on that thing oh no horrible yo but also imagine being the influencer

00:24:20.660 was like yo i'll post about your ice cream if you give me it for free right because like you don't

00:24:26.260 want to pay the four dollars yeah at that point just read the sign bro you're ruining my situation

00:24:32.080 i respect this man are there i mean to that point though micro influencers i know you're

00:24:38.960 you're saying like like like mike over here micro influencers are becoming very it's a big thing

00:24:46.720 now it is more localized and more like specific um you know they're more highly engaged but good

00:24:53.480 luck with the next ice cream truck i was gonna ask there's two types of people and i think i

00:24:58.500 know which route you go but there's two types of people the one who's like say your steak comes out

00:25:04.740 and it's not quite done the right way or say like your burger is missing the bacon you asked for

00:25:09.960 right are you gonna tell them that the burger is missing the bacon because like yeah of course 0.98

00:25:15.560 Bro, I don't have the balls. 0.99

00:25:17.020 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:25:17.740 I could never.

00:25:18.640 He's right.

00:25:19.440 I'm with you, by the way.

00:25:20.940 There are two types of people.

00:25:21.900 I can't.

00:25:22.340 Like, if my mac and cheese doesn't taste good, she's like, how is it?

00:25:25.220 I'd be like, this is phenomenal.

00:25:27.080 We talked about this.

00:25:28.540 Oh, no.

00:25:28.780 How did you do this?

00:25:30.340 And she walks away.

00:25:31.200 I'm like, oh.

00:25:32.880 Bro, I like to tell her gently, and it starts really slow until the point where she even admits how terrible the mac and cheese is.

00:25:40.260 That's where I go.

00:25:41.140 It starts really slow, and then it goes really fast.

00:25:43.880 But my problem is like, I don't, it's the waiter is just a liaison.

00:25:48.360 She's just the middleman.

00:25:49.620 So how am I about to like, well, they take it personally, but she takes it.

00:25:53.820 They, her and her, they always take it personally.

00:25:56.060 But especially if you're paying for it and you ordered something, it's the same as me

00:25:59.440 taking it personally when she gives you the bill with that bacon on there.

00:26:02.900 That's not fair.

00:26:04.940 Like she's not crying about, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

00:26:07.800 I charged you for the bacon, but I'm like, you know, I'm pissed.

00:26:10.980 I do everything with jokes.

00:26:12.280 like sometimes the waiter will come up and be like how do you how do you like mac and cheese

00:26:15.620 and i go i'll be honest with you this is some of the best macaroni and cheese i've ever had in my 0.97

00:26:20.120 life and by best macaroni and cheese i've ever had in my life i mean it's it's absolutely fucking

00:26:24.060 terrible it's i don't ever want to come to this restaurant again and i'll be honest like i have

00:26:28.840 a great idea for you guys you could sell this frozen mac and cheese it would be really good

00:26:33.600 or just simply burn your restaurant down and get the insurance money and start a new business 0.97

00:26:37.980 because it's fucking awful for all the for all the major food connoisseurs out there is there 0.97

00:26:43.600 a restaurant maybe i'm sure you have like a top three top five that is by far hands down the best 0.98

00:26:48.540 i need to go to before i die there's a restaurant here in la which is um like a hidden secret it's

00:26:54.680 called todoraku well how do you spell this it's like disguised as a mexican closed mexican deli

00:27:00.380 i don't even know what it is it's it's hidden it's the best meat in la it's such a sick place 0.97

00:27:06.500 you can't even get in there's no phone number it's i even have a pain in the ass time getting 0.94

00:27:10.520 how do i spell this i want to get uh let's see oh my god tattooed raccoon it's one one word yeah 0.94

00:27:16.760 tattoo roku uh no no is that it is this the restaurant how do you get in the restaurant 0.99

00:27:28.440 we serve raccoon meat uh horse meat also eat horse meat who the fuck would ever get a raccoon 0.99

00:27:33.880 tattoo your brother probably you ate horse meat in iceland yeah my brother definitely did i ate 0.96

00:27:39.780 i ate horse meat in iceland it's legal so like i would never eat it it was horrible yeah yeah it's 0.94

00:27:44.700 fucking baney i wonder why they still do it if it's bad it's just like they love it they love 0.98

00:27:48.860 it tradition yeah no to them it's like eating filet mignon they like they're like oh of course 1.00

00:27:52.040 horses everywhere on the menu no an acquired taste i'd eat it in front of kanye and like suck it up

00:27:56.980 Have you eaten dog? 0.99

00:28:00.160 Are you sick?

00:28:01.920 Whoa, whoa, hold on.

00:28:03.640 Horse and dog?

00:28:04.520 Horse and dog?

00:28:05.340 I put them on pretty simple.

00:28:07.080 Thank you.

00:28:07.480 Bro, you can't just eat a horse.

00:28:08.880 That's why.

00:28:09.760 Well, people eat horse, but dogs.

00:28:12.020 Email him. 1.00

00:28:12.900 He's fucked. 1.00

00:28:15.600 Am I really that fucked to say? 1.00

00:28:18.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:28:19.720 Lisa Vanderpump?

00:28:21.100 And the address is?

00:28:22.980 He's our first guest to tell Spencer that he's not perfect.

00:28:25.660 No. 0.99

00:28:26.040 jordan belfort oh yeah jordan belfort budding and sunder's ass into the fucking fourth grade 0.99

00:28:31.520 dude wow well i'll just finish him off you never know man i got i got a huge question for he asked 0.99

00:28:36.300 you about restaurants here in la i gotta ask you the biggest question i ask a lot of people

00:28:39.660 what is your favorite moderate speed burger place and what i mean by okay do you already

00:28:45.740 know how to answer it great question i can't because i have a deal i have a huge deal

00:28:50.340 thousand restaurants called burger rim they're literally like they're on sunset my pictures

00:28:54.360 what's it what's it called it's called burger m like i am okay oh yeah oh yeah they're everywhere

00:28:58.480 so that they have 450 open right now i just did the photo shoot that's why i'm here so that's the

00:29:03.180 best one is where it's great it's a fast food no it's great as fast with it but in new york we

00:29:07.760 have a place called jg melon there's only like two of them and it's to me the best burger ever

00:29:11.980 really i mean it's insane yeah it's like an old bar from like 50 years old because i'm a huge

00:29:16.560 shake shack proponent shake yeah i just i know just don't even murph i'm trying to keep them

00:29:21.760 All right, Murph's giving the cut.

00:29:23.140 Are you getting me back for him?

00:29:24.780 No, no, no, no.

00:29:25.560 Don't say anything.

00:29:25.960 Because he lost everything now. 0.67

00:29:28.500 Shout out Burger M, dude.

00:29:29.940 That's a great spot.

00:29:30.900 Okay, how about steak then?

00:29:32.260 What's your favorite steakhouse?

00:29:34.040 Oh, Ruger's or what?

00:29:36.320 Luger's, you mean?

00:29:36.840 Luger's.

00:29:37.380 No, I said raccoons.

00:29:38.560 No, no, what I said by Ruger's was I wish I had a Ruger right now

00:29:41.520 because that's so embarrassing.

00:29:43.440 I mean, I tried.

00:29:44.180 You got to find it.

00:29:44.680 I mean, how do I spell it?

00:29:46.040 Any hints maybe? 1.00

00:29:47.060 Tattooed raccoons.

00:29:47.560 T-A-T-A.

00:29:48.460 T-A-T-A. 1.00

00:29:49.480 R-U-K-O maybe? 1.00

00:29:51.240 Oh, okay 0.99

00:29:53.480 Oh

00:29:54.680 Type in Los Angeles

00:29:56.760 The CEO of house

00:29:59.460 Oh, no, no, no, type in Los Angeles after

00:30:01.720 I do Tararaku

00:30:02.800 Tararaku steak

00:30:04.040 Hold on 0.90

00:30:09.860 Man, this place doesn't exist, you were right 0.99

00:30:11.620 Damn, I'm never getting into 0.99

00:30:13.600 Best secret steak place in LA 0.99

00:30:17.400 Let's figure it out this way 1.00

00:30:18.660 We make it a fucking game for you guys 1.00

00:30:21.000 that's gonna be fun bro first person to find it gets a million dollars so now oh shit it came up 0.99

00:30:26.740 oh wow wow i can't believe that wow 4.9 stars out of five by the way it's because no one's

00:30:35.960 been there so this reviews is like normal people don't go there so you get it on pico boulevard

00:30:42.140 boys we're going there wait sometime yeah it ends up being like 800 900 a person just so you know

00:30:48.780 But they bring you like, boys, we're not going to go there.

00:30:51.620 That's what I tried to do for you.

00:30:53.160 I tried to save you.

00:30:54.260 That's like per se pricing.

00:30:55.420 So the good news is now, so I'm coming out with my whole line of Food Got Stuff.

00:30:59.060 So the first one is Food Got Truffle Ketchup.

00:31:01.160 That's launching in about a month and a half.

00:31:03.920 It is so crazy.

00:31:05.320 That sounds so good.

00:31:06.220 My whole brand is bringing the restaurant to you because I've been traveling so much.

00:31:10.000 I'm going to find like best of every place, kind of put it in my own thing.

00:31:12.960 So you have the best sauces.

00:31:13.920 You're going to try the best dressings, the best everything.

00:31:15.940 It's going to be insane. 0.81

00:31:16.860 That sounds fucking awesome.

00:31:18.480 I hope you make so much money from that 0.58

00:31:20.860 And you can bring us to Totoruku

00:31:22.600 And you can put it on your dogs 0.99

00:31:25.380 You sick

00:31:26.960 Have you ever though Spencer? 1.00

00:31:29.040 Hell no

00:31:29.720 Would you consider it?

00:31:30.900 Absolutely not

00:31:31.760 If you said whoever said it dealt it 1.00

00:31:33.780 Why is it in your fucking head? 1.00

00:31:37.140 Because I mean a horse like you're saying 1.00

00:31:38.960 Is not that far off

00:31:40.120 I see a beautiful horse galloping in a field

00:31:43.200 The last thing I think about is eating that

00:31:45.360 I meant to tell you

00:31:46.940 beautiful tail happy happy where's your dog bro which one the tibetan oh she's outside or he yeah 0.98

00:31:53.580 she's outside i i'm not leaving this house without you just gotta be careful just watch out for your

00:31:57.900 neck and calf hold on i meant to tell you this by chance did you did you life did you actually 0.99

00:32:03.360 did you eat this horse the heck is that thing i don't think that's a running fire what the fuck 0.99

00:32:08.580 What is that, bro? 1.00

00:32:16.200 Those are people with spinophobic infidus. 1.00

00:32:19.460 Bro, watch her hurdle shit. 1.00

00:32:21.540 Are you serious? 1.00

00:32:22.200 Yo, it's the best. 1.00

00:32:23.280 This girl taught herself how to run like a horse, dude.

00:32:26.140 This is the best thing I've ever seen, actually, in my whole life. 1.00

00:32:28.440 Wait till she jumps in slow motion.

00:32:30.320 Wow. 1.00

00:32:30.720 She knows tricks. 1.00

00:32:32.180 She's faster than that dog. 1.00

00:32:33.480 Look, look.

00:32:35.280 You gotta be kidding me.

00:32:37.060 Oh, my God. 0.94

00:32:38.040 what's good what's really good guys holy shit now this is the reason i'm starting a podcast 0.96

00:32:44.020 okay stuff like this i mean this makes sense why you spend 50 hours per week on your cell phone 0.95

00:32:49.340 you are i know everything i can't believe you found that i've seen it all do you know he's

00:32:55.060 this man right here spends 45 of his waking hours on his cellular device wow he's at 10 out about

00:33:00.580 eight to seven seven now do you have the big iphone or the smaller one uh yo let me check

00:33:05.960 your screen time right now how do you do can i uh go to your settings yeah oh yeah screen time is

00:33:10.280 all yo that's a fun segment we should do something screen time all right so it's it says uh screen

00:33:14.720 time screen time and then this right here and then last seven days it should give you an

00:33:19.920 seven and a half hours right with us same as me and mike yeah that's good or bad probably horrible

00:33:25.120 pretty bad spencer's out like an hour and all he does all the time is google where to eat dog

00:33:29.540 my career's ruined

00:33:33.860 y'all I'm not gonna lie to you I went outside to play with ginger

00:33:36.080 yesterday I shed a huge bite taken on 1.00

00:33:38.040 back leg dude

00:33:39.300 looked like somebody poured a hot sauce on it just took a

00:33:42.080 snack bro that wasn't me

00:33:43.540 where are you from by the way Michigan 0.99

00:33:45.380 oh you're from Michigan that's a fucking Michigan thing 0.99

00:33:47.860 to say nobody would ever say 0.99

00:33:49.960 that in LA that is like I mean you travel

00:33:51.900 the world you might have been

00:33:53.240 I'm just gonna stop

00:33:54.540 as a disclaimer I gotta stick over Spencer

00:33:57.420 The kid doesn't eat any animal products

00:33:59.580 He's never eaten

00:34:00.060 I'm vegan

00:34:02.520 Plant based

00:34:03.600 So is Kanye

00:34:05.660 Is he vegan or is he vegetarian

00:34:09.560 How's Kanye doing by the way

00:34:11.540 I haven't seen him I don't think for a minute

00:34:13.260 How's Kim

00:34:13.640 Could she be better

00:34:16.640 No

00:34:17.500 I'm always interested about people's mental health 1.00

00:34:22.180 She's fucking Kim 1.00

00:34:23.620 That's not to say she doesn't have 1.00

00:34:26.180 So I'm seeing her tomorrow

00:34:27.280 she's going to be the first guest on the food god podcast so that's a good way to start right

00:34:32.360 i'm going to take advice from you guys like like how do i like i want to make sure like

00:34:36.540 i don't want to talk about food i want to be me what you tell her to come on the show thanks

00:34:41.140 i'll let you know i'll let you know uh you know how much work is a podcast nothing like youtube

00:34:50.080 i feel like i could just go in and i could talk for hours it's definitely less hours but it's

00:34:54.820 very hard for me because i'm not starting with video and i'm used to being on tv as you are

00:34:59.080 spencer i feel like you i'm on tv all the time no i understand what i'm saying is like i'm so used

00:35:04.760 to being seen i don't know how if these cameras were in here i don't even know if i'd be me today

00:35:08.960 why don't you just put fake cameras up just to feel like just to feel like because i'm not ready

00:35:13.520 to start filming yet you know what i mean like i just wanted the podcast you're doing audio only

00:35:17.520 for now just yo yo that's a mistake no that's not necessarily i would agree no i would agree

00:35:23.040 that hold on hold on podcast audio only podcasts right now are the biggest thing that's the biggest

00:35:29.260 thing in the whole world no everybody knows this is not an argument the audio only podcasts are 0.91

00:35:35.260 everything right now the reason why the reason why let me finish let me fucking finish exactly 0.93

00:35:41.360 you can't count the reason i'm not even talking about this you just told me that let me finish 0.97

00:35:45.320 audio only pockets are the biggest thing right bigger than video on youtube are you out of your 0.99

00:35:49.700 fucking mind are you talking about interview format correct i'm what i'm saying let me just 0.89

00:35:55.100 meaning not video he's saying audio podcast audio podcast like the one that your team has encouraged 0.98

00:36:00.060 you to do are exploding right now by the way i never loading the podcast was on the bottom of

00:36:07.880 my list i swear i was like everybody i don't do podcasts i'm on tv like i need to and i had

00:36:12.880 meetings with a million different places and we settled with this team they're out of dallas they

00:36:16.860 They own the Kid Craddock show.

00:36:18.160 They own a billion shows, Yay Networks.

00:36:20.520 And the numbers they gave me are so crazy.

00:36:24.080 Mind-blowing.

00:36:24.720 That I was like, well, I could talk.

00:36:26.360 And I know a million people.

00:36:27.180 And I know people from every genre, too, which is great.

00:36:29.160 And the reason why I say it, what I use to back it up,

00:36:31.240 is like, look at the people that are doing audio only.

00:36:33.500 Like, Call Her Daddy, they can go on video whenever they want,

00:36:35.420 but they don't because they're audio only,

00:36:37.500 because audio only is going nuts.

00:36:38.880 Do you know how many downloads I get?

00:36:41.000 How many?

00:36:41.580 A million.

00:36:42.120 Do you know how many views each one of my vlog gets?

00:36:44.000 You're special, bro.

00:36:44.900 Three to five minutes.

00:36:45.440 No, no, no.

00:36:45.960 i'm not yes you are no i am no i am right right on par with some of the top no he's not being

00:36:51.700 modest but you also get the same amount of you bro he you you base stuff for other people on

00:36:58.140 the same level as you and you are a youtube video creator and so there's other people out there who

00:37:04.020 are starting podcasts the the the smart way the most monetizable way i wish colin was here to

00:37:09.860 talk about it right now is podcast brands are buying tons and tons and tons of podcasts

00:37:15.280 As someone who's as funny as you and as visually as you

00:37:18.060 and who's only done this one thing forever,

00:37:20.060 like, let's be honest.

00:37:21.000 Maybe, yeah.

00:37:21.740 Nope, the thing you're good at. 0.99

00:37:22.900 And also, bro, Kim K, she's fucking beautiful. 0.99

00:37:26.140 She's gorgeous. 0.99

00:37:26.740 People love to see and look and watch.

00:37:28.700 Yeah, but I don't want to be-

00:37:29.900 Put her on camera.

00:37:30.380 I don't want to be, like, intrusive right away with people.

00:37:32.900 Like, come on the podcast.

00:37:33.720 You have to film it.

00:37:34.540 You got to do-

00:37:34.900 But every podcast is like that.

00:37:36.520 Not really, because a lot of them are audio.

00:37:38.280 This is a full setup.

00:37:39.460 And I will eventually possibly want to get to this

00:37:41.740 because I think it's so fun.

00:37:42.740 Here's a note.

00:37:43.360 if you're gonna do the audio at least maybe set up a couple cameras just so you have it in your

00:37:48.680 background because i think for you like this is more of a show than it definitely has turned into

00:37:54.320 more of a show than a podcast i feel like that's what it is this is not a podcast anymore like

00:37:57.920 you're not can't be a podcast to work and people are like listening specifically to podcasts when

00:38:02.880 they're driving they that is a whole audience for that and what they said in the meetings that like

00:38:07.320 60 to 70 percent of your podcast followers are likely to like follow you anywhere and buy

00:38:13.000 everything you put out more than interesting youtube and everything and i we really analyzed

00:38:17.500 this because i was like do i you know obviously like my brand right now is ready to start doing

00:38:21.320 television shows and this came first because of the meetings we had with all these people that

00:38:26.200 was like this the podcast space you have to get into now well it's just a huge wave it's just a

00:38:31.480 huge wave right now it's just right crazy do you think that's because i'm sure it's because of a

00:38:36.720 lot of factors do you think that's because of people commuting and traveling and it's like

00:38:40.400 easier to consume that i heard of content i heard it's yes the answer is yes and people are probably

00:38:45.040 spending seven hours on their phone and they probably don't want to look at a screen anymore

00:38:48.400 a lot of people that listen bro a lot of people that listen to our stuff on spotify i i look at

00:38:54.660 a lot of the comments and it's like this is what gets me through my shift this is what gets me

00:38:59.120 through my work day whatever they listen to us on spotify and itunes and we obviously you know we

00:39:03.980 went video first which i think works for us i think it's a good transition for you guys because

00:39:09.380 this is what you know especially kids this they love this youtube so podcasts are not such kid

00:39:14.800 friendly things i don't think at this point so for people driving in the car and people listening

00:39:18.720 to me because i've had experience in so many different fields and so i used to do pr and i

00:39:23.180 used to you know i'm still on tv and i've had my own show and all the food stuff and all the mix

00:39:27.520 of the people that i know from everywhere you know from like 18 17 to like 50 60 that are complete

00:39:33.600 like mixes of people it's a great way to kind of like transition into it for me and my sidekick

00:39:40.360 robin i mean murder murph murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder

00:39:45.000 stop posing bro don't do peace signs like that haven't i told you anything

00:39:52.020 be true to yourself murder murder murph's the man i love the best there's a lot of times i go 0.73

00:39:59.660 down to Miami you're not there because you're moving around and murder Murph's always there

00:40:03.220 I'm always at live with Murph of course he loves how'd you guys meet we know I've known him for

00:40:08.720 like 16 years from when he got shot oh wait what'd you say now so murder Murph got shot

00:40:14.480 and uh he almost became murdered Murph yeah yeah uh yeah so we became friends I used to see him at

00:40:23.340 a lot of like events back in the day in New York is to go to all these movie premieres I don't know

00:40:26.800 what he was doing there no offense um but somehow we started seeing each other and he used to look

00:40:31.780 like chris farley when he was alive that's dope bro it was unbelievable exact really bro he was

00:40:36.740 friends with david spade which is the weirdest thing yeah yeah oh wow hey why'd you get shot

00:40:43.660 by the way okay real quick story real quick story jersey i've worked at the time i was working for

00:40:50.080 murdering so i had a bunch of records in the back whatever it may be i was smoking in my car my

00:40:54.860 friend by the book clubs in the city all of a sudden I turn left and there's this guy with a

00:40:58.760 gray hoodie gray mask no holes at all with a gun says give me your chain I'm like bro you gotta

00:41:05.280 get out of here I'm like bro my chain's fake I'm like you're not gonna shoot me and I'm like bro 0.92

00:41:10.780 get out of here he's like give me your chain he opens my door shoots me goes through both my legs 0.95

00:41:15.420 puts a gun on my head says give me your chain I'm like yes sir yeah whoa he shot you in both

00:41:20.920 your legs went through through and through wow hey you said there's no there was no holes in

00:41:29.040 the mask he was wearing no no so is there a chance that he just like accidentally shot you

00:41:33.540 because he couldn't see where he was aiming he thought he thought he was doing a desk pop and

00:41:36.760 he had like he thought he meant to scare you but he hit your legs

00:41:39.900 what the part murder murder doesn't tell you is right right after that he ran directly into a wall

00:41:47.240 because he didn't know where he was going.

00:41:48.860 He had no idea where he was going. 1.00

00:41:50.080 He rode right into a fucking wall. 0.99

00:41:51.780 Hey, good to see you still here on planet Earth. 1.00

00:41:55.540 Murda!

00:41:56.000 Murda Murph!

00:41:57.540 So he's going to be my sidekick.

00:41:59.280 I love it.

00:42:00.000 He lives in Miami, and we know each other,

00:42:02.420 so it's nonstop comedy.

00:42:03.840 I'm just a little tired today.

00:42:05.040 20-hour photos from yesterday, so I'm a little... 0.98

00:42:06.880 Usually we're on fucking fire. 0.91

00:42:08.560 My question is, as you guys being experts in this field, 0.98

00:42:11.000 do I bring Murda Murph to my interview with Kim

00:42:13.640 as my first podcast, or do I leave him at home?

00:42:16.500 Honestly.

00:42:16.660 Let's think about it for real.

00:42:18.540 Do I bring Murda Murph

00:42:20.240 to interview my first,

00:42:21.860 the biggest star in the world

00:42:23.420 and my best friend?

00:42:24.880 But she's also your friend. 0.99

00:42:25.900 She is technically like Murda Murph.

00:42:27.780 But she's not expecting Murda Murph.

00:42:29.440 But she knows Murph.

00:42:30.600 They know each other.

00:42:31.260 She does know Murph.

00:42:32.180 He's been in a couple of pop-ups.

00:42:33.100 Is Murph going to be an always-on co-host?

00:42:38.060 He is.

00:42:38.660 Then you want to kick it off with him.

00:42:40.140 You think?

00:42:40.640 Who you start the show with is who you...

00:42:42.880 Yeah.

00:42:43.580 I'm scared she's going to be like,

00:42:44.960 bro, I... 1.00

00:42:45.760 Keep them off to the side like they did with Baba Booey and shit. 0.99

00:42:49.880 Put them in the closet in the same room. 0.97

00:42:52.380 Have you seen Kanye's closet, bro? 0.94

00:42:54.940 Crazy. 0.54

00:42:55.280 It's a nice closet. 0.90

00:42:56.000 You'd probably be blessed to be in there.

00:42:57.580 Yeah.

00:42:57.780 Would you, do you treat Kim like royalty or you treat her like a friend?

00:43:03.920 Both.

00:43:04.640 No, I don't treat her like royalty like that.

00:43:06.140 But, like, I'm always, like, I treat her like I like to be treated.

00:43:09.460 Okay.

00:43:09.820 I don't treat anybody else like that.

00:43:11.640 Got it.

00:43:11.880 So, like, I treat her like when we go places, it's like I make sure everything's perfect.

00:43:16.840 You know, where I don't want everybody doing that for me, and I'm so used to that.

00:43:20.480 But with her, I'm like we – but we are like military time.

00:43:23.400 We're like presidential time.

00:43:25.040 Our stuff is so perfected.

00:43:28.060 Clockwork.

00:43:28.720 Clockwork.

00:43:29.160 There's not a door that doesn't open at that second.

00:43:31.060 There's not a chair that gets moved into the – it's like the food, like boom.

00:43:34.220 Whatever it is is so perfected.

00:43:37.380 Like I will not allow it not to be.

00:43:38.860 Do you guys know the secret escape routes and everything?

00:43:41.980 No, no, no.

00:43:42.700 Egress, place of egress. 1.00

00:43:43.440 We don't make, like, she doesn't, like, she won't walk, like, it's like, I'll know which

00:43:46.860 steps she's going to take and I'm going to be, like, we are, like, we move in sync to

00:43:50.260 the point where it's, like, it's just, like, we could walk through a street with a thousand

00:43:54.020 people, I'll get us through.

00:43:54.980 Like, we just, like, got, we just had to do artwork.

00:43:57.000 Do you do, so you go almost into, like, protection mode? 0.99

00:43:58.800 Because I do this shit with him sometimes, too. 0.98

00:44:00.920 Almost, just because she's a girl, first of all, and I've known her for so long, and 0.99

00:44:03.980 I just, like, you know, I know that's, like, that's normally how I get treated, but with

00:44:07.780 her it's like all arms down i'm so defensive anybody wait so you're the guys so like him

00:44:12.420 when i roll out of a spot and paparazzi there we've been drinking i i grab him and like

00:44:16.640 he talks like a football i push him like a foot oh really i push her the pictures run everywhere

00:44:21.140 no i'm just kidding she doesn't drink and we didn't she doesn't go into any club ever so but

00:44:25.600 no i mean we just it's just it's just it's a respect thing yeah she we've both like built it

00:44:31.840 up you know she's given me a fucking biggest platform in the whole world biggest show in the

00:44:36.280 world for 10 years 180 countries that anywhere i go in the world people know me which is insane to 0.80

00:44:42.240 me um you know and it's just a respect thing that i respect her enough to make sure you know she's

00:44:46.900 with me it's going to be perfect there's never like oh what happened we and we've never fought

00:44:50.720 once in how'd you guys meet at a birthday party well you have to listen to the food god podcast

00:44:55.700 what's it called i'm happy to plug so i have a meeting right after this actually discuss names

00:45:02.060 you don't know the name the name one of them could be food got fun house because it's like

00:45:05.880 I don't want people to think they're coming

00:45:07.480 and just talk about cuisine and chefs.

00:45:08.820 I don't like it.

00:45:09.660 That's okay.

00:45:10.200 I'll be straight up.

00:45:10.900 I'm not a huge fan.

00:45:12.140 Murph loved it.

00:45:12.960 So what do you think?

00:45:13.380 You should still talk with Kim tomorrow?

00:45:14.960 He loved it.

00:45:16.380 You picked it.

00:45:17.600 Well, no, hold on.

00:45:18.440 Everybody can have an opinion.

00:45:19.500 I'm just saying.

00:45:19.980 That's just one.

00:45:20.700 We have a list of 30.

00:45:21.700 Do you want to run any more past 0.99

00:45:22.880 the three best podcasters in the fucking world? 0.99

00:45:24.860 Where are they? 1.00

00:45:27.340 How fucking boring. 0.99

00:45:28.900 I think I'm ready for this. 0.99

00:45:30.680 Ready for this?

00:45:32.260 I got it, guys.

00:45:33.820 What do we got, Mike?

00:45:34.660 I got it.

00:45:35.880 full circle better than funhouse all right full circle nice job sounds like a clothing brand

00:45:39.740 they sell horrible it's like the james lipton ready for ready for this he's 80 ready for this

00:45:43.660 we're ready we've been ready i know food pod

00:45:46.420 the food god food pod the one thing one thing i just one thing i just told him i go 0.98

00:45:54.240 what's people coming here no thinking it's just about food what's good dude the fucking food pod 0.90

00:45:59.500 welcome to the food pod how about the food how about the food sack all right listen 0.99

00:46:04.180 do you know every time someone else shouts out love sack on this show i get in trouble with

00:46:10.160 mr and mrs paul i'm not even doing it anymore they're like you know you keep getting all these

00:46:15.120 free marketing you know what that media values are i even said love sack on this i even didn't

00:46:19.700 say it right there's a love shack i haven't said it since like episode zero well you don't need to

00:46:24.920 i the only the food pod it is too close to like fupa yeah you know what i'm saying like it's

00:46:31.380 pretty close and it's just too food i am not i mean listen i will ask people what their favorite 0.96

00:46:35.960 little fun things are with food and stuff but it will be fun crazy shit not your kind of crazy 0.97

00:46:40.960 shit yeah totally different different comedy different kind of humor different kind of stuff 0.98

00:46:45.620 but it's not going to be we're not going to be like hey so my favorite restaurant is what god 0.99

00:46:50.140 god god god god god god god god god god but i gotta have food god in there somewhere no you don't

00:46:58.040 The pod god.

00:46:58.600 The pod god by food god.

00:47:01.920 That's fire.

00:47:02.920 What if you were a landscaper and it was the sod god?

00:47:06.020 Yeah.

00:47:06.660 Or you were some sort of fish connoisseur and you were the cod god.

00:47:10.420 You knew how to build controllers for Call of Duty.

00:47:12.820 You were the mod god.

00:47:13.800 You affirmed everyone's beliefs about everything and you'd be the nod god. 0.99

00:47:17.360 You're a huge porn star. 0.99

00:47:18.860 You were a rod god. 1.00

00:47:19.600 Johnny Sins, you started the rod god. 0.99

00:47:21.520 I gotcha.

00:47:23.320 You got options.

00:47:24.160 You got options.

00:47:25.240 So I have a whole team, three o'clock call today.

00:47:28.600 We're going to go over all the names.

00:47:30.020 One of the names will not be murder Murphy for sure.

00:47:34.040 That's the guy that got shot.

00:47:35.800 One last question on the Kim and Kanye thing.

00:47:38.920 Yes.

00:47:40.120 Come on.

00:47:41.140 It's a good one.

00:47:41.900 I don't think you guys are going to talk about this.

00:47:43.400 I don't talk about Kim and Kanye.

00:47:44.800 Okay.

00:47:45.060 But they're, they're very, you, you're influenced by them.

00:47:47.880 I'm sure by being around them.

00:47:48.920 Like they're very spiritual people, right?

00:47:51.360 I know Kanye's not at all.

00:47:53.240 Zero.

00:47:53.440 so how does that how does that jive like working with them that doesn't influence you at all well

00:47:58.260 i mean i don't work with them they're my friends but i just you know what it is they talk about

00:48:02.380 that and kind of that's kanye's thing but i haven't even been to that church thing yet because

00:48:06.840 i just oh the church service but brad pitt was there so i do want to go because brad pitt

00:48:13.100 how cool is that that brad pitt just goes and hangs out there so but everybody loves it i mean

00:48:19.100 he loves it and it's it's really really his thing like he he is like very that's what he's devoted

00:48:25.520 yeah he's like a very very i guess i would say really that dude who doesn't bro he's such an

00:48:31.020 icon he's so genius some of his music leaked on soundcloud this past uh week and mac downloaded

00:48:35.900 it how was it yeah legally uh it was obviously it's incredible didn't anyone and i think it's

00:48:42.120 fine uh it's it's incredible when you were with six nine did you know he was racketeering

00:48:46.460 well i will discuss on the podcast this is the kind of stuff i'm talking about i'm gonna just

00:48:53.700 give you a little bit right before the shootout at barclay center i shot that with him one hour

00:48:59.900 before we were on our way to meet him um at that and also murder murph has spoken him in jail and

00:49:06.420 he's not going to talk about it until we get to the food god podcast please save it thank you

00:49:11.140 yeah murph you're you're pretty close don't let him don't let him we need some content bro they

00:49:17.080 got they got out of nothing i'm not gonna ask my studio maybe we can talk about it after the show

00:49:20.980 they got a studio we got nothing yet we got nothing just diamonds jake jake somehow got a

00:49:28.320 unreleased 6ix9ine song that he recorded in jail and man in our drunken friend do you remember when

00:49:34.900 i said this what i said he's probably gonna record a fire album in jail somebody somebody denied me

00:49:39.580 They're like, oh, he's not going to be able to do that

00:49:40.980 This song slaps

00:49:42.820 Slaps, he's probably going to be making 0.98

00:49:44.900 A lot of bangers in there

00:49:46.560 He won't, but his friends and family will

00:49:48.740 You ever think maybe some of them will put together a label

00:49:50.780 Like him, the other dude that just got 5 to 99 years

00:49:53.580 Oh, take care, take care

00:49:54.560 Like, think about all of them together

00:49:57.200 In one, and it's called, ready for this

00:49:59.100 Death Row Records

00:50:00.300 I know, I know, dude 0.99

00:50:04.240 I'm on a roll today, I'm on a fucking murderous range 0.96

00:50:06.400 Have you come across Salt Bae? 0.93

00:50:08.560 uh salt bae is my guy yeah yeah so i was just with like what's his restaurant called so uh

00:50:13.420 nusrette salt bae nusrette so i was just with him we were in uh can we both got awards

00:50:17.880 the world blogger awards i was food blogger of the year and i gave him one i presented the award

00:50:22.640 to him which was very cool he's uh his restaurant's one of my favorite in the world it's one

00:50:27.540 it's so fun is it overpriced yes okay completely i've never i've never had food that good the

00:50:33.480 atmosphere the dudes with mustaches great is it the atmosphere in the brand because the food

00:50:37.940 restaurant like that is like you only go really twice because it's almost like a it's almost like

00:50:41.800 a fun house yeah it's not a you don't go to prime 112 how many times are you going to be excited

00:50:46.500 about the guys with the mustache like what are we talking on like an average meal but i lost a lot

00:50:51.680 a lot and believe me i never say some things a lot that's what i'm thinking just like a lot

00:50:55.440 we spent about 30 000 there well that will say we went crazy 30 racks we were no wonder we're

00:51:03.780 such a financially tight situation anthony joshua was at the dinner with us uh my guy oh my god yeah

00:51:10.220 no no no it was it was a crazy i think one of the lowest steaks there one of the lowest ribeyes is

00:51:15.260 like in the 90s which is just a little bit high but the steaks are good they're carpaccio it's

00:51:20.140 like how many times are you gonna go to komodo and get the poppy steak i want i got it one time

00:51:23.760 because poppy came out and cut it for it becomes like a little thing even the food god dessert i

00:51:27.380 when i see it at komodo i'm like i don't want to see it all the time you know what i mean do you

00:51:30.460 hate when you go to catch and chicks smack the thing it makes me feel like i'm a tourist what 1.00

00:51:34.980 the thing the fucking dick that hit me you know what i'm fucking the chocolate cake well i only 1.00

00:51:39.720 hate it because it's so dated now and i told them at catch i go you guys have to switch it up come 1.00

00:51:44.600 on that's the same thing with my food god dessert at komodo i'm like come on i when i see it going

00:51:49.100 i'm like more i'm like hiding i don't know why i'm hiding when they're bringing every time dude

00:51:53.180 in the grand all the girls all the cameras go on at the same point you got six it's that and the

00:51:57.820 and the fires bro the food that yeah and they're like which one of us is gonna hit the hit me cake 0.89

00:52:03.100 and then they fucking hit but by the way by the way this is great for food god the business 0.98

00:52:07.320 everybody does their food yeah yeah and it's like rich poor black white it does not matter 0.99

00:52:13.960 everybody eats and whether you could eat you know at a little place or you did a place that i 0.91

00:52:19.340 at called sublimotion which is the the coolest restaurant check it out sublimotion sublimotion

00:52:24.660 in Ibiza it's a 4d restaurant wait where Ibiza I'm going there next week are you serious I want

00:52:30.180 to set you up to go there what's it called three thousand dollars a person shut the bro it's the

00:52:34.080 sickest so it's a room like this going there which is completely all visual so this table if we were

00:52:39.940 eating the part that's seafood this becomes like the sand in the ocean and the whole thing

00:52:45.480 everywhere around you is the video of the of the place what's it called and even the room starts

00:52:49.980 smelling like the sea sublimotion i wish i could say i was excited man but i didn't catch the

00:52:55.080 invite to abiza so i'm going why not i'm going back to connecticut dude that's a real he's 0.96

00:52:59.440 gonna be at a fourth dimension restaurant i'm gonna be in fucking ct shout out connecticut 0.93

00:53:04.140 but i will go to new york and hang out with john schwartz you guys don't travel together we do 0.94

00:53:07.620 usually this one this was a separate one this is the only one i'm not bringing murder murph to 0.98

00:53:11.560 central pay and budrum turkey he's going to boca that's like this kind of shit he's going to that's 0.93

00:53:16.280 exactly where he belonged that's exactly right yeah yo murph you come to new york john schwartz 0.98

00:53:20.360 will set us up a towel go out we'll go to marquee come on come up right august 1st through 6th i'll

00:53:25.520 be in the hamptons for three days come up you've had a you've had a real close look into the world

00:53:30.340 of celebrity yeah have you seen a transition uh from traditional celebrity to influencer

00:53:35.540 are they becoming the same thing and like it's influence this is why food got happened

00:53:40.300 i was on tv and i'm still on tv but i started noticing i didn't even know this whole influencer

00:53:46.080 are like you knew but i didn't realize what was going on with these numbers and when i started

00:53:50.160 seeing that i was like wait a minute i need to carve out a brand because i'm like this i like to

00:53:55.760 be like ahead of stuff as much as i can be because when you're in something like being on tv i'm only

00:54:00.720 focused about being on the biggest show and making sure i'm funny and it's great and then all of a

00:54:05.820 sudden i started seeing these numbers and i'm like so i if i didn't become food god i don't know where

00:54:10.880 these last three years like where it would have gone to wow because like besides obviously the

00:54:16.020 kardashians somehow swap people on tv are in and out it's like one week and you're out like i mean

00:54:21.900 it's nothing it's a season you could go in and you go out and influencers you built my this is my tv

00:54:26.660 now so you could do whatever you want you know what i mean as long as i don't lose that seven

00:54:31.360 and a half hours man it's definitely your tv so but tvs i mean everybody watches tv but for brands

00:54:37.800 and for people that like i see these kids and like you know oklahoma and all this and they're

00:54:42.560 like on tour with little girls screaming somehow they're all coming up on my snapchat i have no

00:54:46.280 idea but they're like 16 and they're on tours on tour buses with little girls screaming i'm like

00:54:51.040 that could never happen before that is so i went to austin mcbroom's basketball tournament the

00:54:56.900 dude sold out the staple center in i think like two hours or some shit the whole staple center

00:55:02.460 like we were there the lakers don't sell out the state right they play there right and he sold the 0.97

00:55:07.300 whole shit out dude influencer is wild right now yeah yeah i'm just i'm just scrolling through your 0.83

00:55:13.060 instagram right now this is crazy you know everyone yeah i saw floyd mayweather i saw 0.98

00:55:19.540 conor mcgregor boy jay balvin jay balvin like host bro what's good i i gotta ask it's a mix

00:55:26.000 there's when i got the award for influencer of the year in monaco last year that's so dope i gotta

00:55:30.860 ask all this is all this is very impressive the rolex is impressive ap i'm sorry i'm sorry that's

00:55:36.360 okay everybody relax everybody everybody's just chilling i'm about to tee up all right

00:55:45.980 how much do you spend per year on food this is whatever okay yeah theoretically if you were

00:55:53.700 spending money like a million dollars actually a million yeah oh my god like i just imagine i eat

00:56:00.720 Yeah, 365 days a year from this morning when I woke up and it's like a $30 breakfast because here in Beverly Hills, it's scammed.

00:56:08.960 And then the lunch at El Pastayo is like, I don't know, $180.

00:56:13.660 And then there's the dinners.

00:56:15.240 I mean, it doesn't stop.

00:56:16.700 And then I'm entertaining people.

00:56:17.980 You know, I do get a lot of food for free, you know, and I get paid a lot to put it also on my Instagram.

00:56:22.940 But it's a commercial for these people.

00:56:24.620 it is a business um and it is a full business because i get a thousand requests to go to places

00:56:30.820 but if they're i don't care how much money you give me if there's nothing fun or special that

00:56:34.960 fits with this like i won't do it like i it's not about the money for me at this point it's about

00:56:39.080 building the brand i've turned down so much money because i'm like i don't want to go to this deli

00:56:44.360 like what's there at this deli i don't care what you're this restaurant i'm like it's i don't do

00:56:48.860 middle of the road i do the best of the best and the best of the worst so you eat a million you

00:56:53.020 eat one million a year i eat a lot i mean it's it's a lot i don't know if it's a million but

00:56:57.100 it's like hundreds and hundreds that makes me feel so much better about the hundred thousand

00:57:00.640 dollar per year grocery bill i spend on this house see i have no i have no my refrigerators

00:57:06.700 there's nothing no food in my house ever so what if you want a snack dude i don't snack what that's

00:57:11.420 partially how what's your favorite food whole world favorite food last murder murph says you

00:57:16.260 got to come back to new york i got some business to handle we got to hit the streets of newark

00:57:20.200 together you know you're gonna get a bullet in the leg tomorrow what's the last thing you're 0.99

00:57:23.500 fucking eating mr chow's chicken you love mr chow's bro bro i'd say it's like liquid gold 0.99

00:57:28.980 that sauce on the satay gets by the way if you're in new york city bring girls to mr chow do girls 0.99

00:57:34.500 love mr chow they do so much and it's a fun they love a fun trick when they bring the little bowl

00:57:39.060 yeah and you think they think it's soup it's really to wash your hands boy we've done a lot

00:57:43.380 of those that was so fun oh yeah it was really good i gotta hit that was that's the night we

00:57:48.040 were there that was us the giant crab the dolphins bro bro when when you saw this crab i swear to god

00:57:52.900 i've never seen anyone get this excited of a crab i'm so excited i don't know what is that alaskan

00:57:58.720 king crab yeah that's a really big massive one i saw that thing on deadliest catch for four seasons

00:58:04.020 before i was mature enough to eat right now it's on the deadliest instagram oh god crazy right

00:58:10.000 does seafood hate you see everybody hates me but let me tell you something i really do give people

00:58:16.480 like the coolest food i find such cool things like right away and then people go they love it

00:58:21.800 though they're like thank you so much we went with my kids and we got this and we went here

00:58:25.280 and i did a book to bachelorette party for 100 people here because of you we came here to new

00:58:29.260 york what's the best this i sent people like people really it's like a guide and you went

00:58:33.560 from being i feel like you went from being a professional like i call people like you like

00:58:38.360 rainmakers you're a connector dude you you went from like a professional connector and relationship

00:58:43.280 manager to the food god and even still as the food god you still do so much of that you're like

00:58:49.440 yo you go here you go here try this place do this place like you're so good at connecting category

00:58:54.400 and that's why you know i want to be the best at it and i think it's like because of social media

00:58:58.760 it's not about the recipes anymore and it's not about the chefs it's about the experience

00:59:02.940 hot places like it's a hot girl what is going on

00:59:05.560 hey guys murder murph's drooling murder murph's chilling out well murph probably knows amanda

00:59:14.080 she's from miami she's out and he follows every single girl's instagram she's friends with per

00:59:20.040 who's your favorite instagram model do you have one um probably the two next to you

00:59:27.100 Oh, Daisy Keys. 0.99

00:59:33.780 Holy shit. 0.99

00:59:34.600 We got a battle royale about to kick off in the garage here. 1.00

00:59:38.060 Damn. 1.00

00:59:38.500 You should have dated her, bro. 1.00

00:59:40.340 That's fantastic news.

00:59:41.700 That's hilarious.

00:59:42.640 He goes, Daisy's the flower girl.

00:59:45.360 You, what about, I feel like you, you, you're a fan of Yovana Ventura too.

00:59:48.900 You like Yovana Ventura.

00:59:49.780 That's a very Miami thing.

00:59:50.960 That's what I'm, but that's what I'm saying.

00:59:52.260 And listen, murder goes all over the world. 1.00

00:59:53.720 Oh, he's a Saudis.

00:59:54.660 He will fight forward.

00:59:55.780 He will all day

00:59:57.380 He and he likes

00:59:58.060 Every single picture

00:59:59.420 On Instagram there is

01:00:00.300 If you want to put something up

01:00:01.300 He'll give you a like right now

01:00:02.240 That's awesome

01:00:02.900 Hey that's great

01:00:03.760 Yeah he's a good boy

01:00:04.540 Me and Murph

01:00:05.060 We follow each other

01:00:05.800 We talk all the time

01:00:06.620 He's a good boy

01:00:07.620 Logan's very aware

01:00:09.200 Of my favorite

01:00:09.880 I made it pretty clear

01:00:11.020 No it's clear

01:00:11.920 Should I say it

01:00:13.680 Was that an alley

01:00:14.600 No you can

01:00:15.080 He loves Sierra Sky

01:00:16.120 Do you know Sierra Sky 1.00

01:00:17.180 Yeah she's so hot 1.00

01:00:18.360 Who Celeste Bright

01:00:19.560 Oh I love 1.00

01:00:20.420 See Celeste Bright's a homie 0.99

01:00:22.120 Like I love 0.99

01:00:23.100 Celeste is the sweetest girl 1.00

01:00:24.380 sierra sky to me is so hot dude i wish she wasn't in a relationship so i can bring her to mr chow 1.00

01:00:29.140 before we go to audio only i want to i want to revert just real only fuck no no no 0.99

01:00:33.280 your beautiful skin is worth nothing 0.99

01:00:37.440 that boggles my mind the cameras will still be here you'll be fine no just i would like red

01:00:48.120 lights and everything it's like it'll be good i just i have to say i'm really impressed that 0.72

01:00:54.000 you were able to uh not just be kim k's best friend me too how fucking hard was that to break

01:01:00.040 out of that hole the fact that i even did that is almost really impossible it's actually incredible 0.98

01:01:04.740 i could do a class in harvard to not be someone's bff because i hate that fucking word even though 0.98

01:01:11.060 we are best friends and i love her to death but like that is so fucking dated because of that 0.96

01:01:16.400 i'm officially changing my name to food god because when i'm written about it what'd you 0.88

01:01:20.140 say just now what like you're actually legally officially changing your name first name food

01:01:24.900 last name god no first name last name food god one name bro food oh that's it like mclovin like

01:01:30.980 mclovin three weeks i will be food god officially oh my god name and i'm not kidding i did my 0.87

01:01:37.340 fingerprints last week for it because i'm so sick and fucking tired of being written about 0.76

01:01:43.480 jonathan jonathan jonathan kim's bff or what the by the way i can relate it is 0.92

01:01:49.140 fucking annoying bro that's why i ask because mike is still stuck in like mike he changed his name 0.84

01:01:54.940 to mike well no hold on a second but i was love sack mike so you're right because i already did 0.96

01:02:00.560 i already had a thing but then i became logan paul's best friend and now i'm the host of the

01:02:04.320 everyone's favorite nightly news show and so i've started to break out right but my whole thing is

01:02:08.840 like i'm on a tv show on a contract of the biggest it's the same thing as like jennifer aniston and

01:02:14.540 courtney she played like the best yeah oh i see what you're saying we are best friends but like

01:02:19.500 i am me like i'm not like i it's like it's not a it's a like a weird thing yeah to be like someone

01:02:25.280 i almost changed i almost i was this close to legally changing my middle name uh to vlogan

01:02:29.620 logan vlogan paul when i was vlogging who saved you uh i just never got around to it 0.96

01:02:34.460 can you change my middle name is alexander that's whack as fuck that is logan is a little weirder 0.94

01:02:41.020 Who did that to you? 0.99

01:02:43.600 My mother, and I yelled at her when I was older.

01:02:45.220 It was going to be River, which would have been much cooler.

01:02:47.860 You literally have three first names.

01:02:49.440 Logan River, Paul.

01:02:51.500 Carl. Spencer Carl Taylor.

01:02:53.420 Wow. What a perfect fucking 1.00

01:02:55.160 British royal name, you fucker. 1.00

01:02:57.840 Spencer Carl Taylor. 1.00

01:02:58.400 Perfect teeth and a perfect name. 1.00

01:03:00.640 You suck. Take the video off. 1.00

01:03:03.300 I hate him. Carl. Stop it.

01:03:04.980 Why'd you sit him next to me anyway?

01:03:07.000 I love when guests don't like Spencer

01:03:09.020 because it never happens. No, I love Spencer.

01:03:11.020 great good vibes good vibes carl hi guys we're gonna go to uh how'd you find spencer just tell

01:03:15.820 me real quick how where'd spencer come from vima it's a scam it's his pyramid scheme where they

01:03:20.640 sell you energy drinks you shut your mouth you shut your mouth he reminds me of somebody that

01:03:27.240 stands outside of one of those little places where they go come have a sample for you that's

01:03:31.520 what he did yeah before vima though yes they put like good looking like really so like and the two

01:03:35.960 like one girl one woman is like 70 the other one's like 30 yeah oh come here you must be sisters

01:03:41.020 come over here i have a sample i was good at it and they have the little bag and there's nothing

01:03:45.120 in the bag and they go come come inside they lure you in it's like the monks that have the like

01:03:49.740 little tickets of one of them but there's two of them in this room there's two of them in this room

01:03:53.960 can you guess who the other one came together yeah wow they're like a package deal what kind

01:03:59.040 of lotions did you sell yo he andre does look like the dude that approaches you at the mall 0.98

01:04:05.020 holy shit can i speak with you you have great skin can i can i talk to you just for one second 0.92

01:04:09.640 have you ever seen the meme where it's like this guy looks like the last boss that you have to get 0.99

01:04:13.780 past at the mall can you find it that's andre roads the last boss you have to get by in the

01:04:19.520 lotion we'll talk though if you didn't have andre and i this ship would not be in the place it's at

01:04:25.240 no it would be we brought we brought a very good light to this this is this is andre oh boy i see

01:04:31.740 already all the mosque

01:04:33.980 that is so 0.96

01:04:39.920 fucking funny bro 0.98

01:04:41.800 you gotta add the you gotta 0.99

01:04:43.700 add like three feet to your

01:04:45.220 look at his head bro he 0.51

01:04:47.660 looks like an android human

01:04:49.560 dude he looks like a much depth

01:04:51.600 gel is in that thing he looks like a walking

01:04:53.520 rhombus

01:04:54.460 or a parallelogram he's a polygon

01:04:57.760 alright listen y'all let's go to

01:04:59.460 audio only I know you don't

01:05:00.860 with the number one podcast in the world guys

01:05:05.460 gonna do audio only right now on spotify and itunes

01:05:07.300 food god thank you for coming on

01:05:08.700 thanks guys find him on instagram at food god

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01:05:15.620 challenger games tomorrow

01:05:16.620 tune in live on youtube 5 p.m pst we'll see you

01:05:22.000 peace

01:05:23.200 oh this was going tomorrow oh 0.98

01:05:26.400 why are you trying to fucking great job final kiosk 0.98

01:05:29.040 by the way 0.98

01:05:31.020 quick note

01:05:32.600 have you ever seen the producer of our show

01:05:34.720 look as just sad about life

01:05:37.320 what's going on 0.98

01:05:37.900 bro we've been crushing shit 0.98

01:05:40.800 facts that's a huge fact 0.99

01:05:43.320 you spent seven and a half

01:05:45.260 hours on your phone I have to ask what are you

01:05:47.180 doing I don't think that's a lot

01:05:49.260 bro that is a lot

01:05:51.000 are you serious

01:05:51.660 guys I want to do one fun thing let's check

01:05:55.140 the time of murder Murph's phone I guarantee 0.98

01:05:57.120 you it's in the 15 hour hey murph do it do somebody's screen time his ass no this is going 0.98

01:06:01.920 to be one of the guys i i cannot no cannot be under 12 13 hours 12 all right relax 13 hours 0.98

01:06:09.380 he's down 12 percent from last let's go there we go but you have to go to the last hit the last

01:06:16.640 seven days tab 10 hours 10 hours wow can someone check some of the instagram models on the

01:06:21.780 Hannah can I see

01:06:24.120 Hold on hold on what is it

01:06:25.580 It's the black mirror bro

01:06:27.860 Murder verse number one is 15 hours on Instagram

01:06:30.420 15 hours

01:06:31.360 Oh for the week

01:06:32.440 Instagram and messages tend to be the highest

01:06:36.280 15 hours

01:06:37.640 Bro that's insane

01:06:39.160 Everyone listening to this right now

01:06:41.220 Tweeted us what your screen time is

01:06:43.120 No you have to hit last 7 days

01:06:45.140 Hit iPhone

01:06:47.080 Like whatever the name of your iPhone is

01:06:48.640 Then hit last 7 days 0.93

01:06:49.580 no that's not possible two hours it's a lie you're no sorry that's today losers nice try 1.00

01:06:56.780 oh my god 59 hours average per week 59 hours one day that's what the girls are on 59 hours 1.00

01:07:05.920 eight and a half hours a day had a four and a half

01:07:09.340 good god so this is like the question here is that's a lot of time but do you put down your

01:07:19.280 phone because my seven and a half hours is grind bro whether it's like consuming stuff to be

01:07:24.980 well i'm working yeah to like text people messages is my highest up bro of course i'm

01:07:30.340 i'm at messages and i so what i'm saying is we talked about this before it's mad noble to be

01:07:34.980 like yo put down the phone focus on real life but also man i'm getting these bags on this okay wait

01:07:39.800 so well i think what's gonna happen my my foresight is that yes you can grind get it done

01:07:47.560 But let's check in 50 years from now

01:07:49.640 Let's see where we're all at 1.00

01:07:50.680 Hey what's going on in the fucking audience 1.00

01:07:53.300 Are you fucking kidding me 1.00

01:07:54.860 What happened 0.99

01:07:55.840 We're hype about the daily usage of my order

01:07:58.840 Where do you at

01:07:59.300 Message and mail

01:08:00.580 Productivity

01:08:04.800 Our producer focuses on emails

01:08:07.140 We've been slaving though like in the office

01:08:08.960 Yeah we've been going hard

01:08:10.740 Speaking of going hard

01:08:13.420 Your messages for you is number one

01:08:15.580 For me it's Instagram

01:08:16.500 how many yoga apps do you have on your phone probably like five or six do you really or not

01:08:21.320 why five or six yoga apps i didn't need that many man i mean just different stuff different places

01:08:26.660 yeah that's a great app yeah that's by the way jonathan all jokes aside it's a great app

01:08:32.240 have you tried meditation you don't like it i can't even sit through six seconds of it do you

01:08:38.540 have adhd no i just can't sit through i just can't sit i'm bored instantly me too man me too dude i

01:08:45.440 You can't sit through anything.

01:08:46.340 It's so hard.

01:08:47.280 Spencer, I talked last night.

01:08:48.300 We filmed something for Kardashians, Kim and I,

01:08:51.420 it was like in her house about three months ago.

01:08:54.080 And this woman came to meditate with us.

01:08:55.920 And she laid down and I laid down.

01:08:58.180 And when I tell you, that was called an ambulance.

01:09:00.100 I went into such hysterics.

01:09:01.200 I just was silent for about 10 seconds.

01:09:02.980 I looked at her and I started laughing so hard.

01:09:05.520 That's me.

01:09:06.480 That's me.

01:09:07.060 They had to carry me out of there. 1.00

01:09:08.440 She's like doing the whole thing.

01:09:09.660 Wait, where are you from originally exactly?

01:09:12.180 I grew up in New Jersey.

01:09:13.200 All right, all right.

01:09:13.740 You, me, Murph

01:09:15.600 That area is just 0.98

01:09:17.560 Ripe with non-bullshit, bro 0.63

01:09:20.180 100% 0.95

01:09:20.780 I hate to do this to you

01:09:22.380 Are you calling

01:09:24.340 One of the best 1.00

01:09:25.740 Are you calling meditation bullshit 0.99

01:09:28.220 Let me complete this thought 1.00

01:09:29.900 Is Murdimer following those girls?

01:09:32.580 I want to know right now

01:09:33.840 Hannah Palmer

01:09:35.300 Just for anyone listening to the podcast

01:09:39.140 I want to describe what we're seeing

01:09:40.720 Welcome back to the 4Cod podcast

01:09:43.300 There's a really great site to be seen right now.

01:09:45.740 I don't want to explain exactly what it is.

01:09:47.520 It's way too bad.

01:09:48.080 If Baywatch ever had a reincarnation,

01:09:51.380 it would be here.

01:09:52.420 Another one. 0.99

01:09:53.340 Don't fucking ruin it. 0.99

01:09:54.420 Don't ruin a fantasy, Logan. 0.99

01:09:56.100 Can I close off what I was saying?

01:09:57.300 Right now. 0.97

01:09:57.880 What I was saying was meditation is not bullshit. 0.98

01:10:00.960 It's great. 0.95

01:10:01.280 But what I mean is like he,

01:10:03.500 you're just like,

01:10:05.300 yo, I tried. 1.00

01:10:05.860 I fucking hate it. 0.98

01:10:06.900 This is not a go. 0.99

01:10:07.600 I'm not saying this is a good thing either.

01:10:08.980 I'm saying like,

01:10:09.540 we're just like,

01:10:10.520 yo,

01:10:11.120 I tried it. 1.00

01:10:11.720 I fucking hate it. 1.00

01:10:12.480 Now put me, put me back in my fucking phone for 26 hours a day. 1.00

01:10:16.220 Literally. 0.99

01:10:16.500 Like we're just, we're just that area, that tri-state area is just so shut off.

01:10:20.940 Not in a good way.

01:10:22.060 So shut off to like any kind of like distraction or like not distraction, but like something

01:10:27.620 that could be a good distraction.

01:10:28.640 We're just like, yo, work, work, work, work, work.

01:10:30.520 And when you can't work anymore, you work.

01:10:33.080 Do you know what I'm saying?

01:10:33.860 One of the things I'm really interesting about, about Jersey though, is like, I think they're

01:10:37.860 like number fifth on the number five or number five, number five.

01:10:41.960 Okay.

01:10:42.240 On the life expectancy, like 85 is the average life expectancy of people in Jersey.

01:10:47.380 Yeah.

01:10:47.660 Let us know.

01:10:48.560 I'm serious.

01:10:49.260 I believe you.

01:10:50.000 Are you sure?

01:10:50.860 Yeah. 0.90

01:10:51.180 They drink sewage.

01:10:52.400 It's weirdly high.

01:10:54.340 Relax.

01:10:55.880 Sorry.

01:10:56.520 Connecticut's got like Greenwich.

01:10:57.860 That's it.

01:10:58.780 The rest of the dump.

01:11:00.740 80.9 years, New Jersey, average life expectancy.

01:11:04.060 Wow.

01:11:04.140 That's great.

01:11:04.760 What's this?

01:11:05.320 What's Connecticut?

01:11:06.060 What's Connecticut?

01:11:07.500 Connecticut.

01:11:08.160 How long?

01:11:08.520 How long are you trying to live for?

01:11:10.160 68.9.

01:11:11.440 Hold on.

01:11:11.680 You live in Connecticut, 11 years gone.

01:11:13.440 That can't be right.

01:11:14.340 Bye-bye, Mike.

01:11:14.660 That's not possible.

01:11:15.260 Really?

01:11:15.660 Have you seen the amount of Red Bull you drink?

01:11:17.680 That's true.

01:11:18.240 Little amounts.

01:11:18.780 Ohio, 78, baby.

01:11:20.560 We stayed alive.

01:11:21.520 We're in this beach for a good time and a long time.

01:11:23.400 What about California?

01:11:24.120 All of you, California.

01:11:26.220 There's this quiz you can take on the blue zones,

01:11:28.460 which focuses on the five areas in the world

01:11:31.500 that people live the longest.

01:11:32.840 You can take a quiz to see how long you're going to live.

01:11:35.560 That's terrible.

01:11:36.160 I do not want to know.

01:11:37.540 It's pretty interesting.

01:11:38.960 I'm supposed to live till 90.2.

01:11:40.800 what is going on in connecticut so two months into my 90th birthday you're out 68 bro i told

01:11:47.120 you you live in monaco 90 years guaranteed says here i'm in monaco yeah monaco monaco's big

01:11:53.840 that's my spot by the way that is my spot i can see it dude i mean i know you understand why

01:12:00.000 people are living there what country is amazing what country is the perfect balance of food and

01:12:04.160 play which i'm sure he'd love doing both besides america london 1.00

01:12:09.740 stop yourself stop yourself so people don't say you're an idiot london's not a country i meant 1.00

01:12:15.560 no no that's not what i'm saying i have never hated food more because you didn't go to the 1.00

01:12:20.320 right place okay where where oh my china tang bro okay we're going to the 30th we'll be there

01:12:25.240 five days park chinois the the nobu's there the nobu's are you kidding there's like into the no

01:12:30.160 What about that one street with all the Indian food?

01:12:32.460 What's it called?

01:12:32.760 I don't eat Indian food.

01:12:33.660 Okay, Novikov.

01:12:34.600 That's half.

01:12:35.440 What about London play is so fun?

01:12:37.720 Because when I was there, it was dreary.

01:12:39.640 It was overcast.

01:12:40.500 I didn't...

01:12:40.860 Yeah, but like, the play everywhere besides summer destinations is never like,

01:12:44.440 I'm giving you something that's kind of all year round.

01:12:46.580 I'm not going to say Ibiza where it's like fun for a month and a half. 0.99

01:12:49.420 What about the breakfast in fucking London? 1.00

01:12:51.500 It's stewed tomatoes and mushrooms and shit. 1.00

01:12:53.600 Oh, man. 0.99

01:12:54.020 You got to find your own.

01:12:55.280 Yeah, that is weird. 1.00

01:12:56.100 Fuck. 1.00

01:12:56.480 But they do... 1.00

01:12:57.320 One thing they do there really well, too, is orange.

01:12:58.520 Because, you know, I got in big, big trouble in London when I was on Celebrity Big Brother. 0.69

01:13:02.220 So these two girls were sitting eating breakfast, and they're eating toast with beans. 0.90

01:13:07.220 Yes.

01:13:07.580 Yeah, yes.

01:13:08.120 So I came up to them, and I was like, yo, are you guys all right?

01:13:11.540 They're like, what's wrong?

01:13:12.600 I'm like, because they were really sad.

01:13:13.760 I'm like, I mean, like, you guys are really bad.

01:13:15.680 Of course they're sad.

01:13:16.000 You're eating toast and beans.

01:13:17.080 They're like, we eat this every day for breakfast.

01:13:18.860 It was an outcry in the UK. 1.00

01:13:20.640 Wow, shit. 1.00

01:13:21.480 That I insulted their food that it was, like, such a big, because it's like bacon and eggs there. 1.00

01:13:24.680 So double down.

01:13:26.160 Yeah, I'm going to double down. 0.99

01:13:27.300 This is fucking weird. 0.97

01:13:28.140 start a war yeah that was yeah i was like what do you mean they're like we love this it was a 0.99

01:13:32.780 whole fucking thing but london does have sickest restaurants are you kidding like crazy if someone 0.98

01:13:37.560 was like yo we love our toast and beans i would tell them i'd say no you don't don't lie to yourself 0.99

01:13:42.560 or me have you ever been to sweden 20 years later and i'm never going no why why because they said

01:13:47.320 that what we won't stop for i just think it's weird that that's going on and i don't i i'm

01:13:51.980 going to dubai like i'd rather go to places like that if the fact that they did that to asap is

01:13:56.800 weird stockholm's great we were just we were there i've never been we went to iceland and

01:14:00.760 was incredible great iceland was unbelievable that's when food guy got christened that was

01:14:05.000 like the trip that had happened are you a fan of uh asian food love yeah what what place in

01:14:10.940 i love korean i love korean food i grew up in fort lee we have like a korean food like basically

01:14:15.880 started in fort lee it's oh so you're you're not even from new jersey you might as well live in

01:14:19.880 manhattan yeah obviously i mean i'm not south jersey but you know i'm very i drive i'll drive

01:14:24.560 an hour for buffalo wings and west he's a driving guy i'm on the road i like go for i like shitty

01:14:29.420 play i'm not like i'm not bougie like that like i'll go to a movie premiere and i'll go home and 0.98

01:14:33.900 run to the fucking mall like i love i'm like i love normal shit i like to cruise around in the 0.98

01:14:38.500 car listen to a police scanner and then i love going i love this i love this yeah like i really 0.99

01:14:44.300 we got a 10-4

01:14:50.820 has been shot in the femur

01:14:54.760 Murphy is passed out

01:14:56.820 from slurpees

01:14:57.640 outside of the Wawa

01:14:59.460 yo that's wild

01:15:00.800 yo your hometown may be

01:15:03.040 a shout out to anybody in Fort Lee

01:15:04.380 the most infamous

01:15:06.320 I accidentally ended up in the city place

01:15:08.740 of all time

01:15:09.300 do you know how many times I've accidentally ended up in Fort Lee

01:15:12.620 the bridge 0.99

01:15:13.620 yeah you it's like what is it yours you accidentally get off the exit or some shit well no if you 0.95

01:15:19.380 just keep going you just end up in fortley we take your money and then you go home thank you 0.96

01:15:25.340 that's why i got two bullets roads with two bullet holes great roads no potholes nothing

01:15:31.180 90 year life expectancy yeah tony soprano audio am i talking this much just on audio

01:15:36.440 yeah i gotta go guys i got an appointment now you're out of here no we're done now we're 0.98

01:15:40.000 fucking done, bro. No, that was great. That was a great 0.96

01:15:41.880 episode. For real, thank you. That was a lot of fun.

01:15:44.100 Thanks, guys. Food God, we love you.

01:15:45.740 I love you guys. Thanks, guys. We'll see you next time.

01:15:47.880 Thank you.

01:15:48.160 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - July 26, 2019

THE FOOD GOD’S $1,000,000 DIET - IMPAULSIVE EP. 104

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