Impaulsive with Logan Paul - LOGAN PAUL SPEAKS ON GOING BROKE AND THE DEATH OF MAVERICK - IMPAULSIVE EP. 103

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00:03:00.420 We got a lot of shit to talk about today 0.99

00:03:02.640 We have a lot went down this past weekend 0.99

00:03:05.040 Again, we are about to

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00:03:08.780 Closing down 2 million, it's coming up quick

00:03:11.040 The show is indeed turning around

00:03:13.080 Despite my pink eye

00:03:14.700 Which is why I'm wearing glasses

00:03:16.480 But actually, when I say it's turning around

00:03:18.620 I mean it, because I'm wearing glasses for two reasons

00:03:21.620 one because of the pink eye that i just talked about just now but also should i take off the

00:03:26.760 glasses now although i love them to show you my pink eye it's gross bro whoa i feel disgusting 0.61

00:03:35.540 i know i know i noticed how'd you get it i don't know because this is what i hate bro pink eye like 0.95

00:03:41.020 we all know we all joke everyone knows you get pink eye from putting poop in your eyes yes fecal 0.77

00:03:45.640 matter and i didn't do that you ever gone toilet diving before no well maybe you did no i don't

00:03:50.980 think i did dude i don't think i did um here's what i presume i have i have two uh theories one 0.63

00:03:57.500 my dogs they're disgusting ginger is always rolling around in the lake then poop and then

00:04:05.020 raya like raya avidly consumes fecal matter uh how does one actually get pink eye what's what 0.99

00:04:12.240 did we just say that i'll relax i'll defend him you you rub your eye and butt stuff like 0.90

00:04:17.420 basically if a little piece of poop or or i see you looking at day there's gonna be a mark yes it 0.92

00:04:23.220 is if you do if you do too much stuff with your eyes you'll get pink eye yeah and so usually it's

00:04:28.480 from some sort of activity but logan has a theory that it's from ginger's booty just rubbing on his

00:04:33.040 not her booty i i oh maybe i think she lays on my pillow and then i lay on my pillow and i get the

00:04:40.280 pink eye and i mean here's why it's a big deal again we have so much to talk about but i i mentioned

00:04:46.900 i brought it up in a in a fox business interview which i can't wait to hear your take on it as my

00:04:52.520 manager manager by the way this is manager jeff um let's go let's go one by one though can we can 0.94

00:04:58.740 we break this down one where the fuck is spencer perfect where is spencer you tell me because i

00:05:03.760 feel like this is gonna i feel like this is gonna manifest itself into some sort of massive it 0.96

00:05:07.820 already has you know we've been having issues with him bro being vegan and going over to his

00:05:11.380 girlfriend's house all the time like what's really good spence he's not even my main videographer

00:05:16.420 anymore he's just that guy take it easy i'm gonna sit here come on i feel like i should respect him

00:05:22.320 like i'm not saying keep in mind i'm not saying anything i love spencer he you know his plant

00:05:26.540 based choices are not my choices but at the same time i love him but this one was weird we were

00:05:31.280 supposed to have just a little wee man on the the podcast he decided he wasn't going to show up and

00:05:36.440 so i maybe there was a miscommunication or maybe he's he's in aisle six at air one right now we

00:05:41.980 at some freaking plant-based chemical solution or some shit but you clearly miss him of course 0.54

00:05:48.780 you're talking about him you're like hey yeah you are i miss him but i'm also happy that you're on 0.94

00:05:53.560 the show i'm i mean logan i'm happy to be here yeah we we do love you um and and love you both

00:05:59.500 we we also are missing we man who was our guest today something happened with his friend i hope

00:06:03.460 your friend's okay we man and the producer and the producer what's going on you know what this

00:06:08.700 is fine this is fine because this is this is a it's an episode i want to clear some stuff up i

00:06:12.960 want to get a little deep bro and i want to get maybe vulnerable so maybe the less people the

00:06:16.100 better when you say this is fine it reminds me of my favorite meme where that dog's in the burning

00:06:19.960 house and it says this is fine and there's this flame shooting out of all the windows

00:06:24.440 can you explain why we're why we're why we're halfway or i'm halfway wearing this oh he's got

00:06:29.080 this this is us right now this is my favorite meme of all time this is fine what's the name

00:06:37.220 of this cartoon again no i think it's just a meme yeah no there's a cartoon this is like a famous

00:06:41.800 cartoon this is you at the fox news interview yes i want to explain that by the way what okay

00:06:49.580 well no let's let's again one by one first things first what you said can we clear the hoodie up

00:06:54.140 why we're wearing yeah you know well it's not even on but it's it's resting on i'm missing one

00:06:58.580 we're all wearing the original maverick hoodies you may have heard the news if you saw my vlog

00:07:04.100 or my instagram uh the iconic maverick the parrot has passed away um and by passed away i mean he

00:07:11.600 was eaten by my mastiff who mistook him for a small rubber chicken she she's six months old

00:07:17.500 she's she's just a huge dog who doesn't quite know the difference between anything and anything 0.99

00:07:25.000 exhibit a she's been tearing up my gucci slides when i'm gone she she eats everything that i own

00:07:31.480 These are the ones he's wearing right now

00:07:32.800 Well these were the new ones I bought 0.98

00:07:33.840 Because she shoes

00:07:35.040 Trashed by the same dog 1.00

00:07:36.560 Like these shoes are

00:07:37.740 What

00:07:38.140 How much are these

00:07:38.920 Probably like $400 retail

00:07:40.260 $600

00:07:41.220 Why does it matter

00:07:42.320 So

00:07:42.720 $1,200

00:07:43.800 Out the wazoo

00:07:45.180 Gone

00:07:45.560 And you know

00:07:47.100 It gets worse

00:07:48.060 Here's my passport

00:07:49.060 Current passport

00:07:50.480 My new passport

00:07:51.160 I had two

00:07:52.040 And you're going away

00:07:53.000 In three days

00:07:54.020 So we have to go

00:07:55.080 Get the

00:07:55.900 What is it

00:07:56.580 The expedited

00:07:57.180 Day of

00:07:58.520 Same day passport

00:08:00.080 You want to hear the good news

00:08:00.940 Did Danny tell you?

00:08:02.240 There's definitely no good news.

00:08:03.680 You have to go there on Friday and basically sit there all day.

00:08:06.220 No, we have an appointment.

00:08:07.320 Never let me know.

00:08:07.940 We have an appointment.

00:08:08.540 Sorry.

00:08:09.180 Good job.

00:08:09.860 I still could be there for a while, she told me.

00:08:11.940 You will be there for it all day. 0.96

00:08:13.060 I mean, what's really fucking good, Ginger? 0.96

00:08:15.140 How many things you need to tear up and chew up, and including Maverick the Parrot, 0.95

00:08:20.100 like the bird who has been with me since before I started Vine, before I started any internet stuff,

00:08:26.020 and it really does break my heart because he was so much more than a bird, obviously.

00:08:29.620 like literally we we made him our brand and he flew with us he flew with us in our journey

00:08:34.180 we rallied around him as a community and activated what it meant to be a maverick when i was in

00:08:39.160 sweden the amount of people doing this when i when i pass them on the street or yo let's do the 0.98

00:08:43.940 maverick symbol and pictures iconic the m the maverick all because this little fucking sun 0.99

00:08:48.840 con your parrot and um again while i was away same same as last time with kong um he died man 0.98

00:08:56.420 via murder and it just like i what's so fucking said via murder like he did die he likes via i 0.95

00:09:03.520 know but i like the term via too but i feel like homicide's a little the dog it's a puppy the good 0.96

00:09:08.600 the one good thing about it is that um the pillow guy had already pillow sized him so he was we

00:09:14.240 already have the pillow like we didn't have to go and have that made like we did with kong wait by

00:09:18.100 the way where are you gonna put that i don't know but it's it's crazy it's it's to be honest with

00:09:24.620 i'm reaching a point where i don't know how to handle anymore i don't know how to deal with this

00:09:29.500 um first it was kong incredibly depressing incredibly sad all of us miss him every day

00:09:34.880 and now maverick um and the worst part about this quite honestly is that i know mike is ecstatic i

00:09:40.440 know you are i know you are before before before i left for sweden i caught him in the kitchen

00:09:48.200 going like this to the wall i don't know man he just flew away no what i don't know man he just

00:09:56.800 flew away i caught him practicing why this was practicing really messed up i i knew he was there

00:10:02.980 obviously i knew he was why he was walking over so i was going sorry man i don't know how to say

00:10:06.900 it i guess he just flew away sorry man i don't know how to say it i guess he just flew away

00:10:11.400 like i was i'll tell you what he actually bothers you bothers me bother bothers me is not really

00:10:16.140 the word have you ever had a uh a cement mixer like a pet cement mixer okay not a pet but and

00:10:22.620 inside that cement mixer you put in hundreds of thousands of alarm clocks okay and every morning

00:10:28.920 at around 6 45 the cement mixer starts to churn up those alarm clocks okay and it sounds kind of

00:10:34.660 like this every okay and you you're just a door over and you know you've been working the night

00:10:43.080 shift or whatever you've been doing you've had a rough night or a rough day like the plug right

00:10:46.740 and and all of a sudden you've got a god dang nuclear arsenal exploding in your eardrums every

00:10:52.960 day that said please don't do it again i won't that said great bird huge fan awesome great brand

00:11:00.200 okay uh some of the hardest news as you saw on the vlog that i've ever had to break for someone

00:11:05.120 it was really hard you tried to butter me up i saw what you did there you tried to uh what's it

00:11:09.480 when you say like two things

00:11:10.640 and then the third is up.

00:11:11.740 It was a tactic.

00:11:13.600 It's a tactic, yeah.

00:11:14.600 There's a strategy to do it.

00:11:15.640 It's kind of happening

00:11:16.200 in Silicon Valley.

00:11:16.980 So sorry,

00:11:17.620 when I gave a call

00:11:18.600 in Silicon Valley.

00:11:20.400 Silicon Valley.

00:11:20.860 When I get phone calls

00:11:21.920 and the internet in...

00:11:23.700 Is that your...

00:11:24.860 No, when I get phone calls

00:11:26.180 my phone rings.

00:11:27.560 It's like a double...

00:11:28.740 So I had...

00:11:29.740 Yes, I tried to do a...

00:11:31.740 What's the word

00:11:32.960 where you put out something

00:11:33.840 and then you do something else?

00:11:35.400 It's like a bait switch.

00:11:37.680 I was like,

00:11:38.540 This, A$AP Rocky's locked up.

00:11:39.940 This, A$AP Nick, Maverick died.

00:11:41.140 Really quick.

00:11:41.900 And I was hoping it would, you know, I also wanted to make him feel better by making him laugh.

00:11:45.980 The fans have taken to my Instagram and to my Twitter accounts.

00:11:48.880 They're not quite very happy with me right now because of the way that I explain the situation.

00:11:52.920 But as we know, I do enjoy making you laugh and making sure that you're not sad.

00:11:58.240 And I think what I was trying to do was make you not sad.

00:12:00.220 You were thousands of miles away.

00:12:01.540 I couldn't give you a big old hug.

00:12:02.940 I couldn't give you a big old handshake.

00:12:04.340 And I wanted to make you laugh.

00:12:05.840 I also I want a heart back on it very much, but well, you're already laugh at things that make me feel uncomfortable sometimes.

00:12:14.180 I noticed myself falling into that trap.

00:12:16.300 Like, I know I do, but I really felt that with this one being like super like hyper aware of the situation and.

00:12:23.500 Like, quite honestly, is as healthy or unhealthy as this is, whatever you want to call it, it's just like my coping mechanism.

00:12:29.800 Me too, bro.

00:12:31.020 I saw it in the video.

00:12:32.120 And by the way, I have a problem with people telling me that it's not okay. 0.77

00:12:37.380 I agree.

00:12:37.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:38.560 Who are you to tell me how to deal with the death of my best friend

00:12:42.540 for the past seven years?

00:12:43.600 Yeah.

00:12:44.420 And my grandmother, she's been very open.

00:12:47.140 A lot of people don't want you to cry and be upset.

00:12:52.480 She's like, go out, get a bottle, get a pizza, celebrate my life.

00:12:55.820 Get a bottle.

00:12:56.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:56.860 Maverick was a huge jokester.

00:12:58.700 If you've ever seen the stuff he says when he talks

00:13:01.280 It's usually disses on Logan's mom

00:13:02.940 What else is it? It's all kinds of stuff

00:13:04.740 A lot of drug related stuff 1.00

00:13:05.880 He's a fucking savage 1.00

00:13:08.660 But also man I got a 1.00

00:13:10.260 Confession to me

00:13:11.680 So that actually wasn't him talking

00:13:14.240 Hayden would do the subtitles

00:13:15.640 My editor Hayden would put the subtitles

00:13:17.320 Yeah I know

00:13:18.260 Can you grab me a different shirt?

00:13:21.800 I no longer feel the need to support this

00:13:23.720 Are you serious?

00:13:25.420 I know bro

00:13:26.140 I could have sworn he was just dissing and chirping

00:13:28.120 he's not able to uh type or really have any sort of stream of consciousness because of

00:13:33.540 mainly him being a bird well now he's really really not able to able to what have any kind

00:13:40.380 of stream of consciousness either just because or do we know that he got eaten by

00:13:46.660 what are you typing

00:13:53.040 send a quick email 0.99

00:13:54.540 anyways that sucks it really does he was a great bird 0.70

00:13:59.720 he had a long life 0.79

00:14:00.880 almost got away a long time ago

00:14:03.960 he almost did

00:14:04.940 before I started Vine he did fly

00:14:07.940 away once I walked outside with him on my

00:14:09.880 shoulder and

00:14:11.300 I forgot that we had not clipped his wings

00:14:13.980 and I thought his loyalty was

00:14:15.760 prime and it wasn't i i made it about 20 yards away from the house and uh my dad was like logan

00:14:21.640 maverick and i was like he's fine like me the delusional optimist he's fine flies off

00:14:27.300 beelines towards my dad i'm like this is great he's going to my family member my my father

00:14:32.920 and about halfway halfway to my dad just 90 degree angle cut curves right up direct vertical in the

00:14:40.840 300 feet in about two seconds i i didn't know he could fly that fast because all he does is fly

00:14:46.120 around the house and then he goes back in his cave yeah exactly so i so i had no idea that he

00:14:50.980 was capable of such speeds and um he flew away he was about a half mile away we chased him chased

00:14:56.120 him chased him and then you know maverick come here shaking food at him which by like works

00:15:01.920 sometimes for a dog he's not a dog he's a he's a bird we never taught him the come here trick 0.97

00:15:07.860 so he doesn't know what i'm doing and occasionally you just hear and i'm like fuck luckily it was 0.93

00:15:12.680 fall so after about 20 minutes maverick's not moving um you can see him way up in the east 0.89

00:15:17.780 coast yeah and leaves are gone and uh yeah there's no leaves very visible the tree branches you can 0.62

00:15:23.120 see everything so i'm like fuck it so i throw a stick near him and it hits a branch near him 0.91

00:15:27.280 scares him flies away if you ever lose a bird this is what you do scares him flies away flies 0.98

00:15:32.880 about uh maybe quarter mile through the woods whatever so we're chasing him we're chasing

00:15:37.940 we're chasing him and then i threw another stick then he flies about a tenth of a mile and each

00:15:43.280 time i throw a stick near him he gets he flies a little less of a distance and i notice he's 0.99

00:15:48.820 dropping because this motherfucker has no endurance he has no endurance he only flies around in the 0.99

00:15:54.480 house kind of like you in round three the case exactly like that exactly exactly or the mile 1.00

00:15:59.400 of challenger games oh we'll get there on the mile i'm not running the mile for this reason

00:16:04.920 endurance actually i could i could i could hook a 530 if i felt like it but so i keep throwing i 0.94

00:16:09.980 keep throwing sticks that i'm in eventually he gets low enough i grab him he bites the shit out 0.93

00:16:13.700 of me i walk him he's he's pierced the fingers of so many of my friends my ear none of my all my 0.86

00:16:19.460 friends are wishing me condolences none of them really kids no one liked maverick except me he

00:16:23.460 was just he was great because he was my homie he had my back when anyone would walk in the room

00:16:28.440 He'd go and attack their head

00:16:30.080 And the only defense mechanism was to duck

00:16:32.320 Because he won't fly down

00:16:33.320 Do you remember how good I got at dropping to the ground?

00:16:35.840 I would just drop

00:16:36.620 I used to just walk in the room like this

00:16:39.360 I started using a large stick

00:16:41.200 One of the last things I had heard from him

00:16:44.260 Or Hayden I guess was

00:16:45.600 I'm here for a good time

00:16:48.780 Not a long time

00:16:49.720 He said

00:16:50.280 Which is a Drake lyric

00:16:53.180 I think it might have been one of the days before he passed

00:16:55.220 He had a great life

00:16:56.940 Yeah, if that was his motto, I'm not going to lie, though.

00:17:01.560 A lot of people loved him.

00:17:03.720 Where this is tricky for me is I love Ginger.

00:17:06.800 Ginger the Giant, our Mastiff that unfortunately killed Maverick.

00:17:09.980 I love her. 0.53

00:17:11.120 And she's so clueless.

00:17:12.820 She had no idea what she was doing, but I don't know how to discipline her. 1.00

00:17:16.920 I don't know what to do or how to treat or how to act towards her 0.91

00:17:20.900 because while I love her, she killed the thing I love most.

00:17:23.740 I think some training and some experts would help.

00:17:26.420 Like, what if my mother murdered Jake?

00:17:29.180 Like, do I still love my mom?

00:17:30.720 That's crazy.

00:17:31.780 Do I?

00:17:33.200 Probably, though.

00:17:35.800 Probably not.

00:17:36.680 That's a pretty meta question.

00:17:38.160 I was not expecting this.

00:17:39.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:17:40.000 Like, who knows?

00:17:41.480 I mean, it's the same way how girls were with Ted Bundy. 0.52

00:17:43.860 You know, like, yo, Ted Bundy's a hottie, dude. 1.00

00:17:45.920 But, like, he's a fucking killing people with logs and shit. 1.00

00:17:48.640 Wait, sort of. 1.00

00:17:50.240 Like, why were all the people in his courtroom swooning? 0.66

00:17:54.280 Girls. 0.99

00:17:55.200 Swooning girls. 0.64

00:17:55.820 They're like, I don't know

00:17:56.700 He just seems so mysterious

00:17:58.340 And it's like, what's good?

00:17:59.540 He's mind-boggling

00:18:00.640 And the one swooning girl mixed up the guard 0.95

00:18:03.280 And he jumped out the window

00:18:04.320 Remember?

00:18:04.960 That's how he escaped, bro

00:18:06.100 Aspen

00:18:07.080 Yeah, dude

00:18:08.220 This is crazy

00:18:09.180 Well, I mean

00:18:10.120 It's all sad 0.99

00:18:11.180 It sucks 0.71

00:18:11.820 You can tell my mood is melancholy 0.99

00:18:13.500 Which is kind of

00:18:14.140 I wish I was a little more fired up today

00:18:15.940 I'm not gonna lie 0.99

00:18:16.600 It's also this fucking pink eye 0.99

00:18:18.000 It affects my whole body 0.99

00:18:21.040 Yes, my nose

00:18:21.860 I have nasal drip 1.00

00:18:23.860 Because you have shit inside your body 1.00

00:18:25.640 in the wrong place 1.00

00:18:28.580 the original scientific term is

00:18:30.280 shittiest eyes and they actually changed it

00:18:32.580 when it came to 0.94

00:18:33.540 from the Latin for shittacious 0.62

00:18:36.120 when it came to America they turned it to pink eye

00:18:38.640 you know what I thought it was originally from

00:18:42.820 you were there that night

00:18:44.940 I'll just say it dude

00:18:46.300 I haven't

00:18:48.380 smoked weed in

00:18:50.380 8 months since November since the Flat Earth Conference

00:18:52.860 when I fell flat on my face

00:18:54.560 And passed out

00:18:55.540 And I saved your life

00:18:57.160 And Mike saved my life

00:18:57.960 Yeah hey

00:18:58.380 By the way

00:18:58.900 Logang

00:18:59.380 Remember that

00:19:01.500 I saved his life

00:19:02.280 Alright

00:19:02.480 Call me some slack

00:19:03.260 About the delivery

00:19:04.140 Mike's done a lot of good things

00:19:05.520 And so

00:19:05.940 And so for that reason

00:19:07.120 I've always been paranoid

00:19:07.980 To smoke weed

00:19:08.680 And the other night

00:19:09.880 I was the perfect balance

00:19:11.240 Of like exhausted

00:19:12.340 But like still wanted to go out

00:19:13.920 And I was like 1.00

00:19:14.240 Fuck you 1.00

00:19:14.860 Let's do edibles 1.00

00:19:15.860 And David the German 1.00

00:19:18.420 Supplied us with edibles 0.97

00:19:19.860 Cause I was like

00:19:20.440 I wanna just be relaxed 1.00

00:19:21.920 And go fuck around 0.99

00:19:22.960 And so I did edibles 1.00

00:19:24.160 And sure enough

00:19:25.180 Got high as a whistle

00:19:26.920 My eyes are dehydrated 1.00

00:19:28.500 Red as shit 1.00

00:19:29.480 I'm just like 1.00

00:19:29.980 Yo what's good

00:19:31.220 And we go to the beach

00:19:32.660 Santa Monica

00:19:33.380 Why is the whistle so high?

00:19:34.860 Because

00:19:35.180 The note

00:19:36.420 We went to

00:19:37.240 We went to

00:19:37.780 Santa Monica

00:19:38.680 We went to

00:19:39.140 Santa Monica

00:19:40.080 So we went to Santa Monica

00:19:42.200 We walked out on the beach

00:19:43.440 And by the way

00:19:44.280 We didn't know

00:19:45.500 Like I didn't know

00:19:46.240 How he was gonna

00:19:46.880 He was gonna handle

00:19:47.900 The edibles

00:19:48.460 I know that he should not

00:19:49.780 Be going anywhere

00:19:50.380 Near psychoactives

00:19:51.260 I tried

00:19:51.700 I slapped

00:19:52.240 Drugs in general

00:19:53.780 I don't mix with drugs at all

00:19:56.460 It's something I know about myself

00:19:57.680 Which is why I don't do drugs

00:19:59.880 It's funny because everybody thinks you did cocaine

00:20:02.060 Before the interview

00:20:02.960 This is a lot going on

00:20:06.120 So they all walk out on the beach

00:20:07.840 I tried to get David not to give them to him

00:20:09.120 I didn't take them because I had a hidden agenda

00:20:12.220 I wanted to get a ride to Santa Monica

00:20:13.720 Which was closer to the club

00:20:14.840 I was trying to go to Hyde for a little bit

00:20:18.460 It was Friday night

00:20:20.840 And they were like let's go to the silent disco

00:20:22.560 and talk to other vegans

00:20:23.520 that are just like us.

00:20:24.640 No, we didn't know

00:20:25.160 it was a silent thing.

00:20:28.580 Well, that's important information.

00:20:30.740 We went to the beach

00:20:31.660 and stumbled upon

00:20:33.100 a bunch of people

00:20:33.600 with headphones like this.

00:20:34.460 That's cool.

00:20:34.880 Silence.

00:20:35.520 Watch, this is what we saw

00:20:36.560 when we walked.

00:20:42.800 I've been there before. 0.99

00:20:43.640 We go, what the fuck is happening? 0.99

00:20:45.840 You haven't seen that at Coachella? 0.99

00:20:47.120 Yeah, we've all done it.

00:20:48.160 Well, I've heard about them.

00:20:50.080 I've never done it.

00:20:51.000 Yeah, you've never seen it.

00:20:51.340 I've never seen it.

00:20:52.080 Did you enjoy it?

00:20:52.780 Hold on.

00:20:53.400 And then I go, this is incredible.

00:20:55.300 What are the chances?

00:20:56.260 We stumbled across our first silent disco, and the headphones had channels on, each with

00:20:59.980 a different type of music.

00:21:01.320 Oh, that's even crazy.

00:21:02.280 It was really cool.

00:21:02.860 But we all went with green, then we went to blue for a while.

00:21:04.720 It's sync, so everybody knows the same song.

00:21:06.540 Yeah, they are, but some people choose red.

00:21:09.080 There's three DJs, all DJing to different colors.

00:21:11.320 That's interesting.

00:21:11.480 I've never seen that before.

00:21:12.280 Yeah, that's usually high.

00:21:12.740 We paid the five bucks for the headphones, and here I am.

00:21:16.040 Mind you, I haven't been high.

00:21:17.900 Usually it takes a while to kick in and kick it right away.

00:21:20.280 It took a little while.

00:21:21.640 It took us some time to get there.

00:21:22.600 And also, I do want to mention this to the time point.

00:21:25.160 We saw the silent disco, and while we were walking over,

00:21:27.620 it took everyone in the group about four minutes to walk from the parking lot

00:21:31.680 to the silent disco area.

00:21:33.520 It took Logan 35 minutes, roughly.

00:21:36.380 The kid's feet were stuck to the ground. 0.98

00:21:39.240 Every step he took, it looked like he was stepping into dick sand, dude. 0.99

00:21:42.340 I was taking my sweet ass time, bro. 0.99

00:21:43.560 He was taking these huge steps. 0.97

00:21:45.580 And I'm like, yo, Logan, he had his hood up.

00:21:47.580 Were you deep in thought?

00:21:48.540 No.

00:21:49.200 No.

00:21:49.740 He was deep in sand.

00:21:50.840 I was deep in sand.

00:21:51.380 and my hamstring was like a little tender and walking on sand was uneven and so i wanted to

00:21:57.460 take it easy slow yeah so i was walking real slow and finally we get to the silent disco it's on uh

00:22:02.720 it's on a board like wood yeah um and it was on the board we all put these on and i just like want

00:22:07.800 to paint the picture the like imagine the first time you ever go to a silent disco you're high

00:22:14.380 for the first time in eight months brother brother i was losing my mind we have video

00:22:22.400 i don't want to show it up no no no no please please i really don't want to i need to see the

00:22:27.080 dance all of us listening to an edm rave just losing our mind and you know who's going the

00:22:31.260 hardest this guy mike i haven't seen mike move that fast why decade why what happened i was

00:22:38.660 super sober i think i was just like hanging out and that the like i get really amped when the

00:22:43.500 music is in my ear like that of course like i just i can't and so i was just driving grooving

00:22:49.040 going nuts i was surrounded by the people i love like i was just in a great place and it was just 0.95

00:22:53.960 dudes like it was just it was just the homies so we were just we were just getting it and uh i found

00:22:58.280 it ironic actually the first the the day we remove all the 50 000 pounds of sand from our backyard 0.94

00:23:04.440 from the logan's luau the day we remove the beach from our backyard is the one day we go to the

00:23:10.100 beach which by the way we never do none of it we'd never go to the beach uh which was definitely

00:23:13.960 ironic i said i sent you the video i left by the way i went to hide and uh sorry i went to warwick

00:23:19.860 and he went he came home and i came back with like eight girls okay and usually what i do is i

00:23:26.520 on the way back to the house i mark the hottest one and i say this one's gone because logan's

00:23:30.600 gonna take her with a picture i don't know how to answer what you just said to me like how do

00:23:34.660 you mark them i just mark them mentally okay yes mentally he goes up to him he takes a he goes no

00:23:39.220 he takes a picture of the whole bus i can see him he circles and he goes this one's marked and he

00:23:43.240 sends it spencer you're being quite wordy today okay let me finish this so so i marked them 0.66

00:23:47.460 mentally and i say to myself okay this girl's gone because logan's gonna take her dude she's 0.58

00:23:50.740 gonna come to the house no matter how interested she is in me she's gonna see this big old broad 0.97

00:23:54.460 you have no chance she's gonna go well sometimes it switches up but for the most part i just say 0.99

00:23:58.140 okay let the rich kid have her right so then we all come here and the hottest one well shit i gotta 0.81

00:24:03.700 be careful because they're gonna watch this all right so anyways we come here and i see him and 0.95

00:24:07.400 he's like i'm like yo man we got girls and he's like this mike he's like i like girls and i'm

00:24:17.460 like great why don't you go talk well they're everywhere dude and by the way there's a group

00:24:21.520 of four of them completely naked right now getting in the hot tub which not which by the way is not

00:24:26.640 that weird that happens sometimes quite a bit right and logan's like do you know that sometimes

00:24:34.000 turtles swim and i'm like okay so obviously you're not a part of the activities tonight he's like

00:24:40.460 i tried i tried no i really tried i think i'm gonna go up to bed now so did you get the marked

00:24:46.820 one your night for the mark i'll be honest with you i had an incredible this is more night shift

00:24:52.100 talk i'm not gonna get too deep in it but i had an incredible evening awesome it went till it went

00:24:56.600 till 8 30 a.m in the hot tub i don't think you got the marked one i did i didn't because that

00:25:02.420 You could have went.

00:25:03.520 I'll tell you why.

00:25:04.100 I tried.

00:25:04.560 Oh, you tried to go to the marked one. 0.98

00:25:05.620 She came up to me and she... 0.75

00:25:07.320 Oh, my God.

00:25:08.820 Oh, I remember what happened.

00:25:09.580 You can't.

00:25:09.800 They're not going to watch us.

00:25:10.780 Go ahead.

00:25:11.260 I was going up the stairs to go to bed because at this point I had attempted to talk to one.

00:25:18.360 Not even like I tried to sleep with her.

00:25:20.100 I just had attempted to speak with her and I couldn't.

00:25:23.080 She's like, how are you?

00:25:24.020 I was like, how are you?

00:25:25.440 That's exactly what you said.

00:25:26.520 I find out when I'm high, if someone asks me a question,

00:25:30.880 I'll say the last word back to them as my answer

00:25:34.020 Logan what do you want to do

00:25:35.420 I'll be like do

00:25:36.060 All night

00:25:39.020 So I'm

00:25:42.040 Halfway up the stairs and this girl 1.00

00:25:44.000 She kind of a ting bro 1.00

00:25:45.740 She's hot bro 0.98

00:25:47.240 She comes up and she's like hey where you going 0.61

00:25:49.560 I turn around you know sunlight is beaming in her face

00:25:52.040 Somehow it's midnight I go

00:25:53.800 You're beautiful and she's like wow

00:25:56.020 What's your name I was like your name 0.67

00:25:57.440 And then she goes

00:26:00.680 what are you doing what are you going upstairs for i was like i'm just gonna go to sleep and

00:26:04.340 she's like well uh i don't go out often and this is my first time going out in three months and i

00:26:09.540 wanted to have a good time tonight and hopefully maybe you could hang out with us and i was like

00:26:13.160 hang out with us and then i was and i walked over and she was like is your friend all right

00:26:19.600 and i was like normally yes tonight no and so i was like you're so cute but yeah things

00:26:24.340 i'm gonna go to sleep and then they were they were like super super like freaky like you met 0.90

00:26:31.080 yeah i'll be honest that like i normally wouldn't big up a night because like shit happens in la

00:26:34.860 every night but like you miss a kind of cool night i know you told me that but also well for 0.55

00:26:39.400 also though it's one of those and like take this lesson kids it's one of those where there was no

00:26:43.900 other way unfortunately that night there is no like rally or push through the the high i couldn't

00:26:50.000 do it so all right rewind for a second the next day everyone knows edibles bleed into the next 0.98

00:26:55.560 day hours hours on hours a full day the next day still i woke up and i'm like i'm high as fuck still

00:27:03.940 and so i put it on my agenda i go i'm going to new york in two days today i'm gonna do absolutely 0.73

00:27:11.400 nothing that was the one goal of the day i wanted to do absolutely nothing has anyone ever done this

00:27:19.220 i've done it maybe a handful of times in my life like literally just laying in bed and not

00:27:23.620 doing the whole day yes it is so underrated like take these days every once in a while and don't do

00:27:31.200 anything and make sure that's the thing you want to do and it was one of the greatest days of my

00:27:36.620 life someone goes they walk up to me like laying outside like this on the beach they're like what

00:27:40.600 are you doing though i go nothing wait that was the day we all floated around on the tubes right

00:27:45.760 Doing nothing.

00:27:46.360 At one point, I took a nap, and I woke up, and I was just laying there naked in my bed

00:27:50.920 because that's how I like to sleep because I burn real hot all the time, temperature-wise.

00:27:54.480 Yep, yep.

00:27:54.960 And Logan came in, and he was just in his underwear, and he goes, move over.

00:27:59.200 And I'm like, I don't really want to do that, man.

00:28:01.960 And he was like, no, move over now.

00:28:03.580 And he just had this bro sleepover second.

00:28:07.180 Yeah, we were just chilling, bro.

00:28:08.100 By the way, quick note about that.

00:28:10.500 You laid down, and it's a huge bed, so we have five feet between us.

00:28:13.840 You got on your phone

00:28:15.360 I got on my phone

00:28:16.100 Didn't say one word to each other

00:28:18.100 Yo cause I was just trying to be near my boy

00:28:19.600 And do nothing

00:28:20.240 Like I just wanted to be near my boy

00:28:22.180 And do nothing

00:28:22.880 What do you want to do?

00:28:24.020 Nothing

00:28:24.360 Are you doing nothing

00:28:25.420 What I found that day

00:28:26.580 Was I found time that day

00:28:28.060 To actually do nothing

00:28:29.500 And that meant putting the phone down

00:28:31.520 Because when you're doing nothing on your phone

00:28:33.760 Are you still doing nothing?

00:28:35.280 I don't think so

00:28:36.180 No

00:28:36.540 When you're scrolling

00:28:37.280 Like the only time I ever

00:28:38.380 Ever find any space

00:28:39.640 Any time to like free myself

00:28:41.160 From like either negative thoughts

00:28:42.440 Or like find any kind of positive

00:28:43.780 Balance in my brain

00:28:45.060 Is when I actually

00:28:45.680 Put my phone down

00:28:46.320 Agreed

00:28:46.660 I put my phone down

00:28:47.420 I find some space

00:28:48.140 I say

00:28:48.460 Oh wow

00:28:49.100 I looked around

00:28:49.980 And there's more to this life

00:28:51.320 Than this little square screen

00:28:52.240 Oh there's trees

00:28:53.100 All kinds of skies and stuff

00:28:54.380 You know

00:28:55.020 And I look around

00:28:55.700 There's Logan

00:28:56.300 There's Jeff

00:28:56.800 Like if I

00:28:57.580 But what if

00:28:57.880 There's not more to the life

00:28:58.980 Than the square screen bro

00:29:00.060 What if

00:29:00.760 This is life

00:29:02.420 That's what I've started to 1.00

00:29:03.380 We're androids

00:29:04.180 We're cyborgs

00:29:04.680 We are cyborgs

00:29:05.660 And literally I am

00:29:06.780 Now 0.99

00:29:07.320 Because I have a red fucking eye 0.99

00:29:09.380 And I think it's going 0.99

00:29:10.260 To my other eye

00:29:10.980 So

00:29:11.540 I had blamed

00:29:12.760 i got pink eye the next day after the the high day and i had blamed the pink eye originally on

00:29:19.700 the edible i think the edibles gave me pink eye because it stayed red and stayed always like

00:29:24.480 semi shut i did a whole media press day in new york like this and i made it very evident on i

00:29:29.900 don't know why of all things fox business that i had pink eye actually i do know why again we'll

00:29:34.440 dive in should we call should we go to that now not yet not yet because i i want to talk about

00:29:38.400 one thing i can you read my last google search really quick yeah go ahead uh can dogs eat toast

00:29:42.700 That was the last thing I searched.

00:29:43.940 Well, I probably can.

00:29:45.280 Plain white and wheat bread is generally safe for dogs to eat, provided they don't have allergies.

00:29:48.900 That's good.

00:29:50.420 Okay, sorry.

00:29:51.180 Go ahead.

00:29:52.700 Okay, so when I was high, I like to write down my thoughts when I'm in an altered state of consciousness.

00:29:58.680 So I wrote down, when I'm high.

00:30:02.380 Love this.

00:30:03.140 Possible book?

00:30:04.320 Question mark?

00:30:05.500 Possible book, when I'm high.

00:30:06.600 uh the first thing i wrote is the answer to every question asked is the last word of the question

00:30:13.000 you gonna go in logan logan logan but you didn't even write okay when i'm high

00:30:18.960 i fear satan you're scared of satan i don't know i'm terrified of him he's just like but when

00:30:26.620 you're high only when i'm high he's just creeping up i'm like oh my god when i'm high friends do

00:30:31.900 amazing things like when mike was dancing i was like this is amazing this amazing spencer just

00:30:37.440 sprinted straight towards the ocean and then went in it amazing this is amazing when i'm high

00:30:42.980 i scream my assistant's name

00:30:44.940 always like at santa monica beach she's nowhere to be seen i don't think she wasn't with you

00:30:54.220 because you had sand in your shoe what were you doing i don't know you're looking

00:31:01.660 Oh, she was with Broly at the vet because he ate 4,000 pounds of pasta.

00:31:05.940 Our dog Broly hopped up on the table, and he consumed some things he shouldn't have.

00:31:12.660 Like?

00:31:13.400 Like a whole bowl of stuff.

00:31:17.400 Like pasta and plastic and mainly anything that's anything.

00:31:20.540 Like everything.

00:31:21.240 He barfed, and the vet was like, yo, what's going on here?

00:31:24.480 Does the dog live at your house or at the Coral Cafe?

00:31:27.080 He just eats everything.

00:31:28.880 He's at garbage disposal for dogs.

00:31:31.060 And by the way thanks Danny

00:31:32.340 You saved his life

00:31:33.160 Not a challenge

00:31:34.080 When I'm high

00:31:34.440 I feel bad for penguins

00:31:36.140 And here's why

00:31:37.380 Here's why

00:31:38.000 I agree

00:31:38.400 We're at the beach

00:31:39.180 And I'm waddling around in the sand

00:31:41.360 And I go 0.98

00:31:41.740 This is fucking hard 0.98

00:31:42.840 Imagine being a penguin 0.99

00:31:44.300 I was just waddling around

00:31:45.320 With my hurt hamstring

00:31:46.100 Anyways

00:31:46.760 When I'm high

00:31:47.600 Mike's always a penguin

00:31:48.360 When I'm high

00:31:48.960 Sleeping people

00:31:50.220 They're just hot dogs

00:31:52.060 Saw these people at the beach

00:31:53.840 Covered up in blankets 1.00

00:31:55.900 That's so true

00:31:56.660 And I'm like

00:31:57.220 You're just a hot dog 0.50

00:31:59.000 That's so true

00:31:59.520 You're a Frankfurter

00:32:01.020 Luckily, you weren't hungry at the time.

00:32:03.720 There's really no, if you think about it, there's really no difference between the two.

00:32:07.620 Like between a sweet sleeping person and a Hummel's hot dog.

00:32:10.520 Nothing.

00:32:11.420 When I'm high, water is life.

00:32:13.640 I remember someone gave me a sip of water and I was about to make out with them.

00:32:18.160 Water is the most important thing.

00:32:20.080 Your mouth gets so dry. 1.00

00:32:21.140 And as long as you keep that shit moist, you're going to be good to go. 1.00

00:32:23.840 When I'm high, I wear my seatbelt. 1.00

00:32:27.680 And that's all I got. 0.86

00:32:28.600 do you does the things you just said in any way why is siri doing that do the things you know

00:32:35.360 it's crazy bro you get distracted by things that like no one would ever know about and you choose

00:32:39.080 to like sorry like i accidentally hit the siri button and she came up and mike's like girl sir

00:32:43.160 i'm sorry do things do things that uh does that stop you from wanting to get high because your

00:32:50.340 brain does like makes you fear satan yes i don't dude it's not for me every time i do it i'm like 0.78

00:32:55.840 I go, what the fuck am I doing?

00:32:57.760 I don't do it often, but when I do, I feel like it's sometimes my conscience talking to me. 0.99

00:33:03.860 Yeah.

00:33:04.300 You know, like a little bit of like, yo, stuff that I don't want to think about.

00:33:07.540 I don't want to hear. 0.96

00:33:08.860 And it's like, damn, maybe I need to. 0.96

00:33:11.540 By the way, let's not get into Reefer Madness 50-52 here, okay? 0.98

00:33:15.800 Great drugs has a lot of positive benefits.

00:33:18.600 That said, it is a drug, and so certain people, I think, react to it differently.

00:33:22.600 Like it just has not, when I was, when I was 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, all the way through

00:33:27.900 that age, I was rolling up ounces, bro.

00:33:29.720 I'm sure you were too.

00:33:30.720 I would roll, I would roll through bong load after bong load after L after L after joint,

00:33:34.080 whatever, just smoke all day.

00:33:35.380 Blunts.

00:33:35.780 Blunts, dude.

00:33:36.800 Like I would, we had pounds.

00:33:38.120 I was hustling.

00:33:38.820 I was rolling everything.

00:33:40.000 Dutch's and wraps, bro.

00:33:41.260 Grape wraps.

00:33:41.640 It was nice to see you sober when all the rest of us who usually aren't sober.

00:33:45.800 That was weird.

00:33:46.400 Are sober, weren't.

00:33:47.480 And yo, and I felt very powerful in that moment.

00:33:51.780 So Charles Manson, historically and very famously, used to give his followers acid.

00:33:58.460 They would all sit in a room and he would be like, we will now take the acid and meet our savior or whatever, right?

00:34:02.980 He never took acid.

00:34:04.320 Never.

00:34:04.680 He never took it.

00:34:05.340 He gave the LSD to everyone around him so that he could have a superhuman ability to be above everyone else and in the right state of mind.

00:34:14.200 And that's how I felt.

00:34:15.100 I kind of felt like Charles Manson the other day, dude.

00:34:17.600 Wow.

00:34:17.980 Take it easy.

00:34:18.780 sorry and you you were all just like just like your feet were stuck in the ground andre was 0.85

00:34:24.220 like looking into the stars dude like talking about like copernicus and shit and i was just 0.67

00:34:28.380 standing there and i was like dude like these minions of mine are gonna really come in handy 0.51

00:34:32.720 something you know what i'm saying and then i just and then i just bounced and pulled together a

00:34:38.100 foursome and then you went out and drank awesome yeah you drink at warwick when you went out i did

00:34:42.520 i booze and i came back and then we're on the same level again and then we're all charles manson's

00:34:46.200 I wish I could have hung out with you guys.

00:34:47.860 And then Danny came.

00:34:48.520 Dude, that was one of the hottest, like, just.

00:34:52.980 Escapades of the year.

00:34:53.800 Yeah, it was so steamy. 1.00

00:34:55.160 It was so steamy and, like, just nudity and shit. 0.99

00:34:57.300 I have a question. 0.99

00:34:57.920 Was it as hot as when we were all in the backseat of the Sprinter van

00:35:01.220 and you and David were in the front seat and about halfway through the drive

00:35:04.540 y'all rolled up the partition?

00:35:07.180 What happened?

00:35:09.260 What happened?

00:35:10.360 I just, I don't know.

00:35:12.100 I got to try. 1.00

00:35:12.440 We know you suck David's dick, bro. 1.00

00:35:13.840 I'm going to tread lightly here. 1.00

00:35:16.200 i am not a fan of road dome any of the music that you andre or spencer choose okay any of it it's

00:35:24.200 you guys just pick terrible music it's all horrible with very few limitations okay and

00:35:30.240 so i closed the partition and i put on um what do we listen to spotify's classic rock station 0.98

00:35:35.580 casey jones grateful dead like zeppelin like all that shit bopped out to the beaches cranking in 0.99

00:35:40.160 the back i think you guys were you guys were listening to you guys were looking to my dick 1.00

00:35:44.420 Got the A job beat. 0.99

00:35:45.760 No, we weren't.

00:35:46.720 And they're all in the backseat going like this.

00:35:48.780 Ma, I think. 0.99

00:35:49.540 Got the A job beat.

00:35:50.420 And I'm like, yo, what's good, bro? 1.00

00:35:52.100 Dumb as fuck. 1.00

00:35:52.720 Dumb as fuck. 1.00

00:35:53.420 And I'm listening to the classics. 1.00

00:35:55.080 I'm listening to the classics of the 60s and 70s over here.

00:35:57.840 Bro, you think Spencer Andre will listen to that? 0.97

00:35:59.960 No, we were listening to Glass Animals and Wavy Viby shit. 0.94

00:36:03.400 I showed you guys Glass Animals. 0.97

00:36:04.960 So can we not listen to them?

00:36:06.160 No, but you weren't.

00:36:06.980 You weren't.

00:36:07.480 I remember if you were listening to.

00:36:08.380 What were we listening to?

00:36:09.260 I wasn't in charge.

00:36:10.320 Yeah, we were listening to the Trippy Trip playlist.

00:36:12.460 Yeah, Trippy Trip playlist, bro. 1.00

00:36:13.740 It was just a vibey shit. 0.99

00:36:15.080 So what even is good, bro? 1.00

00:36:16.760 Did you give him a hands up?

00:36:17.700 Spotify or Apple.

00:36:18.760 Spotify or Apple.

00:36:19.400 We thought for sure y'all were hooking up. 1.00

00:36:20.960 Aren't you stupid or just high? 1.00

00:36:23.220 Honestly, both, bro. 1.00

00:36:25.180 Can we get into that, though? 1.00

00:36:26.600 Is Logan Paul stupid? 1.00

00:36:29.080 Can we get lights? 1.00

00:36:29.800 Can we get lights?

00:36:30.420 I'm really excited for this segment.

00:36:32.000 All right.

00:36:32.580 All right.

00:36:33.080 So I went to New York for a media press day for the Challenger Games this Saturday, July 27th.

00:36:40.460 Get your tickets.

00:36:41.620 It's going to be a huge event.

00:36:42.820 It's going to be live streamed with the donation link.

00:36:44.640 The charity we're going to be benefiting is the Special Olympics we just got confirmed, which is awesome.

00:36:49.360 I think it definitely fits in with the vibe of the event.

00:36:51.660 Hopefully, this is the first of many.

00:36:53.260 As you guys know, I placed a bet $100,000 that I was the fastest YouTuber on the planet.

00:36:59.640 And so that's been the tagline I've been sort of running with because it's a nice hook.

00:37:05.680 People listen.

00:37:06.400 It's bait.

00:37:06.680 I bet it's bait.

00:37:07.700 $100,000 on the fastest.

00:37:08.700 Everyone's like, whoa, really?

00:37:09.480 No way.

00:37:09.840 I'm the fastest.

00:37:10.600 Or they're like, I want to watch this kid run.

00:37:12.080 so media day in new york was uh to go there we went we went there to talk about the challenger

00:37:17.200 games impulsive the 100th episode which we did we just did like and subscribe basically just

00:37:21.140 promote the brand build that brand awareness and we had set up i think 10 interviews that day

00:37:27.300 all of them were great and by the time this comes out a few more of them will be rolled out i had a

00:37:32.200 great podcast at barstool's kfc radio it was actually the one of the best podcasts i think

00:37:37.740 i've ever done i had i had so much fun those guys are awesome and uh then we went all right and i

00:37:43.540 did their would you rather thing where you stand in front and you answer questions about about

00:37:46.840 about sex and stuff we need something like that one of the questions was uh curious to see your 0.96

00:37:52.000 answer one of the questions was would you would you punch your grandmother in the face to have 1.00

00:37:58.180 sex with the girl of your dreams no i said i would i would knock my grandmother out cold no 1.00

00:38:03.320 Aggressively 1.00

00:38:04.620 Like no

00:38:05.520 Not happening

00:38:06.320 Grandma Jo

00:38:07.000 Well Grandma Jo

00:38:07.880 Well Grandma Jo's a tank dude 1.00

00:38:09.440 Like she's a fucking warrior 1.00

00:38:11.180 She's a hound dog 1.00

00:38:12.620 You're gonna actually step up 1.00

00:38:13.740 And take a full on 0.97

00:38:15.020 Punch to the face 0.68

00:38:16.360 Boxer Logan 0.99

00:38:17.600 Boxer Logan

00:38:19.000 Wait so do you want my

00:38:19.960 A hook 0.87

00:38:20.480 Like you know

00:38:21.220 One of the hooks

00:38:21.740 It wouldn't be a hook 0.98

00:38:22.260 It'd be a jab

00:38:22.880 Do you want my

00:38:23.520 Do you want my answer

00:38:25.000 Yes

00:38:25.320 Absolutely not

00:38:26.100 I love Graham

00:38:27.200 No no no

00:38:27.700 I feel bad

00:38:28.360 Now my comedy is rooted

00:38:30.140 In evil

00:38:30.940 No no no

00:38:31.280 And now I hate everyone

00:38:32.040 I'm not saying

00:38:32.440 Why can comedians make jokes, and they're just like, yeah, they're wrong with it.

00:38:35.140 But was that a joke, or are you serious?

00:38:38.500 Would you actually knock my grandmother? 0.99

00:38:39.600 No, I wouldn't punch my grandmother, but I'll say it for shock value, which, by the way, is my entire fucking rant, which we're about to get into. 0.98

00:38:46.500 I wouldn't punch my grandmother, but it sounds funny, so yeah, I'm going to say the thing that people go, oh, no way he would do that. 0.98

00:38:52.280 Go ahead.

00:38:52.600 Otherwise, it's boring.

00:38:53.520 If you watched my face when you said it, I chuckled.

00:38:55.660 I laughed.

00:38:56.140 I love the question, and when I answer questions like this, I give answers the same way you do.

00:39:01.320 like normal and i want to get into this i want you to give your whole thing and then i have

00:39:05.300 something to say about about how we act but normal people with normal brains they would say

00:39:09.660 of course i wouldn't i love my grandma but we are i have a normal brain no sorry and i'm not saying

00:39:15.000 you probably would answer it like us too but we're fucking elevated and so obviously we wouldn't do

00:39:20.700 that but now we're gonna one up and i'm gonna tell you why okay my dream girl first of all is 0.93

00:39:25.380 your grandma is my grandma and so i'd have to knock her out and then have to no no that's wrong

00:39:31.960 but awesome though no but my but my dream girl is not separated that much by the girls i'm already

00:39:38.720 intercourse okay it's dream girl i heard it oh i heard it from here i know and i know somebody

00:39:50.200 in her family i know somebody in her family and my boy used to date her and she's dating someone

00:39:54.400 now but i think i just love how she looks i can make the connection and she just no no no she's

00:39:58.640 got a boyfriend i'm very respectful everything they aren't everything but like 99.9 percent

00:40:04.260 her family members are sliding in your dms anyway so whatever what i'm getting at is even if i said

00:40:08.540 jennifer lopez even if i said some i know him some hot um close uh uh zoe de chanel who i also

00:40:14.100 love lover bangs right or cat dennings or some sweetheart from the industry yeah they're just

00:40:18.540 not separated that much from some of the more you know nicer hard-working girls so save your 0.98

00:40:24.220 grandma so i am not to go from a nine to a 12 i'm not gonna punch my dear old granny she's 90 years 1.00

00:40:30.120 old she already uses a god dang walker she broke her hip twice in the past six months nobody wants 0.89

00:40:34.840 just to punch the grandma no they just want like something that's like shock value i call you from

00:40:40.600 sweden or i text you hey uh publicist has new york trip it's great for press we're back in it 0.91

00:40:46.400 challenger games impulsive she's like jeff are you going i'm like no i used to go all the time

00:40:51.640 would fly you know we'd be right next to each other and make sure like logan's 24 years old

00:40:57.020 he's great at this now perfect like well you don't have to go no problem all right great well but

00:41:01.880 hold on bro no no you're right bro i'm i'm quite honestly too good at interviews now that i i can

00:41:11.820 agree do act and say whatever i want and spin it however i want and the media will write about it

00:41:18.420 However I want them to

00:41:19.820 Back up

00:41:20.200 Explain what happened yesterday

00:41:21.960 So you went

00:41:22.540 Talk specifically about Fox News

00:41:24.340 Because that is the one that blew up

00:41:25.900 And everyone shared it

00:41:26.840 So we did eight interviews

00:41:28.680 It's about 4pm

00:41:30.200 Quite honestly

00:41:31.320 I'm exhausted

00:41:32.380 I'm running on three to four hours of sleep

00:41:34.120 Because I went out the night before

00:41:35.300 My bad

00:41:36.180 With Pink Eye

00:41:37.820 I was told not to go out

00:41:39.420 I was told this was a business trip

00:41:40.860 Well hold on a second

00:41:41.960 No hold on

00:41:42.340 See if I had been there

00:41:43.460 In New York City

00:41:44.440 Where all my friends are

00:41:45.980 I totally wouldn't have gone out

00:41:47.800 I would have just

00:41:48.320 went straight to sleep

00:41:49.440 yes you would have

00:41:50.380 you would have been raging

00:41:51.740 I was like what are you

00:41:52.420 talking about

00:41:53.100 you would have went to

00:41:53.980 Chinatown 0.99

00:41:54.500 because I know Chinatown

00:41:55.420 is open until 6 1.00

00:41:56.480 I've done it

00:41:57.320 right in New York City

00:41:58.560 in Brooklyn

00:41:58.920 Apothecary

00:42:00.040 downtown

00:42:00.560 I wanna

00:42:01.340 so this clip

00:42:02.740 went viral

00:42:03.480 this dude posted it

00:42:04.480 his name is

00:42:05.040 Twitter handle is

00:42:05.900 at Jordan

00:42:06.560 he blew up

00:42:07.460 by the way

00:42:07.800 he blew up

00:42:08.720 because

00:42:09.020 like followers wise

00:42:10.060 well he got

00:42:10.900 how many retweets

00:42:11.780 the tweet here

00:42:12.580 check it out

00:42:13.000 I saw 12,000

00:42:14.140 117,000 likes

00:42:17.640 at the time of this video when 19 000 retweets uh the caption was logan paul was just on fox

00:42:22.760 business and well it was something and at first i want to i want to bring up the full interview

00:42:27.400 because you know i mean the full interview doesn't go viral it's the super cut it's the

00:42:30.900 minute cut of the greatest moments um but like i was just i was just in a mood you can tell even

00:42:36.960 when i was uh first in the green introduced in the green like well when i was in the green room

00:42:41.340 it's a great picture like you're gonna go live no and i and i'm just like mean mugging the camera

00:42:45.660 If you saw the interview

00:42:46.540 And here

00:42:48.480 Let's see if we can play this

00:42:49.460 But

00:42:49.640 I saw Danny actually

00:42:50.600 Post something

00:42:51.160 Where you were walking in

00:42:52.360 And I was dabbing

00:42:53.260 And you were definitely

00:42:54.260 No you caught up

00:42:54.720 You hit a wall

00:42:55.380 You hit a wall

00:42:56.700 I hit a wall

00:42:57.180 Bro in the hall 1.00

00:42:57.820 They're like okay

00:42:58.480 Do the b-roll

00:42:59.480 You're gonna walk down this hall 0.98

00:43:00.620 I'm like this is so fucking lame 0.97

00:43:02.100 Like can I just 0.90

00:43:03.160 At least have fun

00:43:03.960 Cause that's my

00:43:04.800 That's my goal now bro

00:43:05.640 I wanna have fun

00:43:06.200 So anyways

00:43:06.600 Interview starts

00:43:07.120 Across all social media platforms

00:43:08.400 According to Social Blade

00:43:09.700 Which tracks monetization

00:43:11.300 You can tell my demeanor

00:43:12.160 He writes in

00:43:12.300 About 15 million dollars a year

00:43:15.420 He's internet famous, Logan Paul.

00:43:17.860 Just sipping on a cow, though.

00:43:18.480 You're always doing it.

00:43:19.440 I've seen it in all the interviews lately.

00:43:21.060 Well, guys, this is funny, dude.

00:43:22.260 I'm on Fox Business, and look at me trying to do business.

00:43:25.240 All right, so obvious.

00:43:26.100 Anyways, so I had two options.

00:43:29.760 You looked good.

00:43:30.400 Thanks.

00:43:30.740 Thank you.

00:43:31.220 I had a glow up recently, but I'm not on.

00:43:32.940 Except for the eye.

00:43:33.340 Except for the eye.

00:43:34.280 So I had two options.

00:43:36.640 My team goes, you're going on Fox Business.

00:43:38.520 You're going to promote Challenger Games.

00:43:39.540 You're going to talk about the difference between YouTube, Facebook, Google, whatever.

00:43:42.940 I'm like, this is great.

00:43:43.680 but also two options one talk about business on fox business nothing happens then it gets seen by

00:43:50.300 the what 20 000 viewers maybe that are watching this live less or less or number two be funny

00:43:57.340 have a great time talk about stuff i want to talk about and go viral and i chose the latter because

00:44:04.160 that's my shtick that's what i do and i love to do it and there are two types of people one most

00:44:09.860 people who watch this show and the vlogs who see what i'm doing and know exactly what i'm doing and 0.98

00:44:14.660 they get it of course and to the people who are like this kid's a moron what did he bomb this 0.93

00:44:20.620 interview and i'm like yo all right but i will say my strategy here we did it in flat earth and i 0.86

00:44:28.020 don't i'm sort of hesitant to even say this but i believe this phenomenon will be a recurring theme

00:44:34.600 in society i bank on the naivety of old people and millennials to perpetuate my brand make me

00:44:43.220 go viral and keep me relevant in in circumstances like this knowing that that that feeling they get 0.99

00:44:50.500 when they tweet out the the fuck logan paul or they hop on that bandwagon yeah that little 0.99

00:44:54.740 dopamine spike you love it no they love it and i know they love it and they'll never not love it 0.99

00:45:00.160 They'll always feel the need to put that tweet out, rally the troops, get their army behind them, get the retweets and the followers, and keep me relevant.

00:45:09.060 The same people who are going, Logan Paul's trending?

00:45:12.440 I thought he was irrelevant last year.

00:45:14.200 Like, thank you.

00:45:15.760 Because of you, I stay relevant.

00:45:19.100 And knowing that, it's become like a fun little shtick of mine to play.

00:45:23.320 And again, it happened with Flat Earth, but I do want to play this.

00:45:25.960 I want to play the super cut.

00:45:28.660 BECAUSE THIS REALLY ENCOMPASSES

00:45:31.840 WHAT HAPPENED ON THE FOX INTERVIEW.

00:45:34.040 IF I'M BEING QUITE HONEST WITH

00:45:35.300 YOU, I'M THE FASTEST YOUTUBER.

00:45:37.640 I'M THE FASTEST ENTERTAINER ON

00:45:38.900 THE PLANET.

00:45:39.340 I COULD BE THE QUICKEST MAN ON

00:45:41.780 THE PLANET.

00:45:42.340 I'M EVERYWHERE, BABY.

00:45:43.440 YEAH, I'M EVERYWHERE.

00:45:45.640 AND I'M NOWHERE.

00:45:46.240 I'M LIKE A GHOST.

00:45:47.680 I DO HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT

00:45:48.720 THERE.

00:45:48.820 SO YOU SAID YOU USED THE WORD

00:45:49.840 CONTROVERSIAL.

00:45:50.780 YES.

00:45:51.280 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I AM AN

00:45:53.220 EX-CONTROVERSIAL YOUTUBER.

00:45:54.560 THAT'S NO LONGER ME.

00:45:56.060 I KNOW THAT.

00:45:56.860 And, yeah, I'm betting $100,000 that I'm the fastest man on the planet.

00:46:00.420 I'm the fastest man on the planet.

00:46:01.660 Yeah, but I will say my expenses just surpassed my income for the first time ever.

00:46:05.320 I just sat with my financial manager.

00:46:07.080 He told me that.

00:46:07.920 Like, I'm definitely going downhill from here.

00:46:09.360 Did that make you nervous?

00:46:10.440 Yeah, absolutely.

00:46:11.060 I'm terrified.

00:46:11.520 I think it's the beginning of the end.

00:46:15.640 I'm uncomfortable with myself, you know?

00:46:17.900 Come on.

00:46:18.400 I also have pink eye.

00:46:19.920 It's not contagious.

00:46:21.420 No, it is.

00:46:22.540 There's a two-week incubation period.

00:46:24.100 I'm so sorry.

00:46:25.740 But, yeah.

00:46:26.860 the text that i get right oh i got it too i got it from multiple lawyer our boys trending

00:46:34.600 publicist not the best interview other people we do business with that was an interesting interview

00:46:40.660 yo it's fox business it's my ninth interview of the day i have no desire to talk business

00:46:46.660 and then on the other hand and the other hand from people best interview i've seen yeah for

00:46:50.620 you know how many text logan's a genius logan's a genius oh you're hilarious that's what i said

00:46:57.780 there's two people there's two types of people one person is like i understand what logan's doing

00:47:01.760 and i see like yeah clearly let me let me let me let me jump in here and as i know smart guy

00:47:08.400 very intelligent capable he's just playing with you let me let me jump in for a second i think

00:47:14.000 the biggest i think the biggest learning from this and every other time you or we have done

00:47:18.460 something like this is that people will continuously underestimate the intelligence of this camp

00:47:25.160 okay sure we we are we i get advice from logang i get advice from from people here in la i get

00:47:34.080 advice from people on the internet when i say that we are 65 steps ahead of you guys you have 0.72

00:47:41.620 no fucking idea what we are doing what we're working on where our humor is going what which 0.69

00:47:47.220 We've got it all figured out. 0.99

00:47:49.780 We are 130 plus IQ, 4.3.

00:47:54.640 You haven't tested me yet.

00:47:55.440 It's 4.7.

00:47:56.440 We don't have it all figured out.

00:47:57.500 I was gifted program from third grade until high school. 1.00

00:48:01.860 Mike's dick is huge. 1.00

00:48:02.320 No, it's not. 1.00

00:48:02.820 Mike's dick is huge. 1.00

00:48:04.140 That's the one fault of mine. 1.00

00:48:06.360 I have a tiny dick. 1.00

00:48:07.040 But let me say this. 1.00

00:48:07.560 Let me just finish.

00:48:08.440 No, but let me just finish. 1.00

00:48:09.460 We've got this shit figured out. 0.99

00:48:11.020 We are toying with people. 1.00

00:48:12.960 Yes.

00:48:13.480 We don't have it all figured out.

00:48:14.560 A lot of it we do.

00:48:15.680 A lot of it.

00:48:16.080 I was going to say.

00:48:16.620 here's here's what i'm the moral of the story if you don't think that every move i make and

00:48:22.220 everything i do since about a year ago in my life is extremely calculated and intentional 0.99

00:48:28.640 and strategic you have to be out of your fucking mind i mean what not to stroke my dick here but 0.99

00:48:35.460 look at the numbers that are coming up on the screen that is not an accident if you click on 1.00

00:48:39.380 the things to go to the actual video i think it said 5.2 million views 5.2 million what views oh

00:48:45.640 Oh, on this video.

00:48:46.440 This Twitter video has 5.2 million views.

00:48:48.440 By the way, the full interview has about 87,000.

00:48:50.760 No one wants to see the video.

00:48:51.800 Which, by the way, we did talk about some things that were slightly educational.

00:48:56.100 But the supercut is the thing that goes viral. 1.00

00:48:58.560 People love to point the finger and go, Logan Paul's a moron. 1.00

00:49:01.320 He's doing cocaine. 1.00

00:49:02.980 And I've never done a drug in his life.

00:49:05.640 I've never done cocaine in my life.

00:49:07.600 Clearly also not the drug that would make you do this.

00:49:10.520 Which is odd.

00:49:11.600 Some people said Adderall.

00:49:12.860 And that would seem like a drug that would make me act like this.

00:49:15.640 cocaine but like it might as well be so so i i'm fascinated i'm fascinated that people are

00:49:22.220 fascinated by this and they don't understand i heard a saying once perhaps if you don't get the

00:49:29.420 joke you are the joke yes and and and i i have to thank the uh the people retweeting and sharing

00:49:37.560 these videos for making me and my brand go viral once again and helping me sell tickets for the

00:49:44.320 challenger games this weekend it's gonna be a huge huge event which by the way it's a charity

00:49:48.640 event that benefits the special olympics like who's winning here yeah like i can i can take

00:49:54.440 the people who who uh who put me down and there's you know there's there's two ways to interpret 0.96

00:49:59.580 this video the people who who put me down and you know logan paul does drugs logan paul sucks 0.99

00:50:04.080 logan paul's an idiot why is he on my screen whatever the comments are you you will most 0.98

00:50:08.760 likely never be a person that i want to be a fan of mine maybe in the future that'll change but 0.99

00:50:13.300 i'm so happy that you do you and when you do you it helps me thank you what were you gonna say i

00:50:20.020 was i was just gonna say i was just gonna say it's funny because it's it's it reminds me sometimes

00:50:25.520 of like what people not to say it again but people say about my show that i just started they're like

00:50:30.840 oh you like you've got towels hanging on the thing like jeep remember when gp said this shows 0.92

00:50:35.980 the train wreck it's the worst i think do you not think that i can't afford a fucking i'll just 0.99

00:50:41.860 throw 100k into a fucking set i don't care the reason i do it is because it's fucking hilarious 0.98

00:50:47.620 it's a it's a it's a really meta inside joke that i think a lot of the people that are coming up on 0.99

00:50:53.340 the internet the audience the consumers love like the gen z millennials who are on the same

00:50:59.600 wavelength as us this is an inside joke yeah and again if you're in the circle and you get it this 0.72

00:51:05.940 is fucking hilarious i forget where the quote comes but it's like why so serious why so serious

00:51:10.220 Why so serious 0.97

00:51:10.920 I can sit and talk

00:51:14.220 I can sit and talk business all day

00:51:17.160 And the difference between YouTube and Facebook

00:51:19.300 And why I create where I create

00:51:20.740 But it's just so boring

00:51:22.400 I'm here to entertain bro

00:51:23.720 Genius but I want to make sure that the people put you on

00:51:26.420 Because they give you a platform

00:51:27.840 Fox Business gives you the platform to go viral

00:51:31.040 Oh agreed

00:51:31.500 And by the way 1.00

00:51:32.300 Liz the host is a fucking doll 0.99

00:51:35.360 She's so nice dude 0.99

00:51:37.160 She's incredible I did her podcast after

00:51:38.960 I talked to her after

00:51:40.180 She said some things to me that I won't repeat

00:51:41.640 But made me fall in love with her

00:51:42.860 Her daughter's a huge fan

00:51:43.980 And she's amazing

00:51:45.220 What did she think of the interview?

00:51:46.420 She thought it was great

00:51:47.380 Why?

00:51:48.180 I'm not

00:51:48.600 She thought it was great

00:51:50.060 I'm not sure if she knew what was happening

00:51:52.000 Liz I love you

00:51:53.200 She might

00:51:54.040 She might

00:51:54.660 She was laughing along with her

00:51:56.120 Outside of the super cut

00:51:57.240 Did you hit any of the talking points?

00:51:59.600 Absolutely

00:51:59.960 Absolutely

00:52:00.760 I explained to them

00:52:01.900 I'm like yo

00:52:02.300 YouTube does a better job monetizing for creators

00:52:04.420 And they provide more incentive for me to create there

00:52:06.700 At the moment

00:52:06.980 Because they have the audience

00:52:07.800 At the moment

00:52:08.360 At the moment

00:52:08.920 Yes and I also said that

00:52:09.940 I said things that

00:52:11.880 Again have value

00:52:12.740 But this super cut 0.98

00:52:13.560 Is fucking golden 0.98

00:52:14.380 And then I think 0.99

00:52:15.360 The comment that

00:52:16.060 There's two comments

00:52:17.500 I think that are really

00:52:18.200 Twisting people's legs 0.92

00:52:19.660 One when I'm the fastest

00:52:20.800 Man on the planet

00:52:21.480 People are tweeting at me

00:52:23.520 They're like

00:52:23.880 Don't you know

00:52:24.900 Who you saying both is

00:52:26.180 Like come on

00:52:26.980 Like this kid can't be

00:52:28.180 I'm like bro

00:52:28.780 What are you saying right now

00:52:30.540 Are you that

00:52:31.180 No not serious 1.00

00:52:32.440 Why so stupid 1.00

00:52:33.540 Like are you that dumb 1.00

00:52:35.240 That you thought 1.00

00:52:35.820 He was serious 1.00

00:52:36.440 When he says any of this shit 0.99

00:52:37.840 On the interview 1.00

00:52:38.480 I go

00:52:38.840 I go

00:52:39.240 I was like

00:52:39.860 I'm going to take this

00:52:40.680 a step higher

00:52:41.380 I'm the fastest YouTuber

00:52:43.560 and I was like 1.00

00:52:43.920 fuck it 1.00

00:52:44.320 I'm going balls out 1.00

00:52:45.140 I'm the fastest man

00:52:46.180 on the planet

00:52:46.660 and I know

00:52:47.420 people are going to hear it

00:52:48.260 and you think

00:52:48.760 people are going to hear it

00:52:49.360 and get offended

00:52:50.080 no you're not

00:52:51.800 and you think

00:52:52.420 they would have learned

00:52:53.060 their lesson

00:52:53.620 from flat earth

00:52:54.460 you would think

00:52:55.140 we've done it to you

00:52:55.980 like I thought

00:52:56.340 flat earth

00:52:57.000 was the time

00:52:57.620 we taught them

00:52:58.180 which is why

00:52:58.800 we are going to

00:52:59.680 we are going to 1.00

00:53:00.300 fuck you guys 1.00

00:53:00.940 so hard 1.00

00:53:01.640 you do the marketing

00:53:02.560 for us

00:53:03.120 that you're going to 0.98

00:53:03.300 screw yourselves 0.99

00:53:04.020 and then we're going to 0.99

00:53:04.700 teach you

00:53:04.980 and you're going to 0.99

00:53:05.340 shut up from now on 0.97

00:53:06.080 you do the marketing 0.99

00:53:06.880 for us

00:53:07.220 you do the promo for it for us the amount of earned media that i got because of this crazy

00:53:12.100 hundreds of thousands of dollars for free shows because of the haters shows your intelligence but

00:53:18.120 but why i don't have a problem talking about it because i iterated this to everyone in the house

00:53:24.340 and matt goes are you sure you want to like spill the beans because a those people aren't watching

00:53:28.900 this podcast they love the super cuts of course they love the super cuts yeah little bits that

00:53:33.560 they can comment on and two they will never you are the way you are and you will never be any

00:53:38.920 other way unless they watch if you are a person the fans in you're letting the fans these guys

00:53:43.000 yes everybody likes you is like yes absolutely but i saw that on your instagram too somebody

00:53:49.360 was like yo genius or i'm actually like oh they wrote they wrote an article someone said the cat

00:53:53.920 the caption should have been changed to logan paul knew exactly what he was doing and he played all

00:53:57.960 of you like like after it happened with flat earth and they did the marketing for us and now

00:54:02.700 what's happening with this,

00:54:03.540 I'm so confident

00:54:05.700 that they will never,

00:54:07.560 ever catch on.

00:54:08.520 And if they do,

00:54:09.560 their desire to do

00:54:11.440 the bandwagon type action

00:54:13.200 and bandwagon tweets

00:54:14.340 trumps their ability to go,

00:54:17.640 you know what?

00:54:18.340 If I don't like Logan Paul,

00:54:20.280 the most effective way for me

00:54:22.400 to show my disdain

00:54:23.640 is to be indifferent

00:54:24.460 and not talk about it.

00:54:25.640 The opposite of hate is not love.

00:54:28.000 Or the opposite of love is not hate.

00:54:29.480 It's indifference.

00:54:30.400 Because they see quick wins.

00:54:31.720 Quick wins.

00:54:32.280 favorites retweets followers like if you truly truly didn't want me to be around you'd be

00:54:38.660 indifferent to me and you wouldn't mention well in the worst part in the worst part that i've seen

00:54:43.000 too is that everybody that has that opinion another thing i've noticed has that opinion 0.96

00:54:48.100 until they watch this fucking show so many people have turned they've been like yo like i didn't like 0.93

00:54:53.480 i didn't like the dude's vlogs like it was a little too whatever for me come on and they see 0.99

00:54:57.060 holy shit i just watched this dude for an hour and a half it felt for like five minutes he's

00:55:00.620 hilarious he's smart and they've got a great thing going thanks mike of course appreciate you mike 0.95

00:55:04.140 always been a huge fan you don't have to trick me thanks huge fan no it's it's it's cool it's cool

00:55:09.320 to me to go into different venues and you know your audience and so i know the audience here and 0.97

00:55:14.520 yes they want to hear about business but it's it's so much fun for me to just fuck around and

00:55:19.800 have fun and get promote promotional uh value out of it of course so yeah um most of these people 0.66

00:55:26.560 watching this are like selling stocks they're just like in the background seth rogan favorited 0.96

00:55:32.280 this tweet that amazing and i'm and i'm so he's a smart motherfucker he's really smart i'm so

00:55:38.200 curious i would love to hear what he i feel like he knew i'm gonna reach out to him he's um he's 0.87

00:55:43.420 he'll if he doesn't agree with something he'll publicly say it on twitter i've seen him do it

00:55:47.160 before and the fact that he just favorited it and didn't do the classic like what is this kid a 0.92

00:55:51.280 moron thinks it makes me think he's he's gonna find out or understands i know some people um

00:55:55.640 Do you think that ability to hold your own in the comedic space is an indicator of higher intelligence? 0.97

00:56:06.600 Fact.

00:56:06.820 It has to be, right?

00:56:08.140 Just tell me to know, because I knew you were going there.

00:56:10.100 Just give me an example.

00:56:11.060 Yes, because obviously, yes. 1.00

00:56:12.460 But I'm sure there are comedians that are just fucking morons. 1.00

00:56:16.640 Comedians are like skit people. 1.00

00:56:18.760 I don't know.

00:56:19.680 It depends. 1.00

00:56:20.040 There's some people who are just stupid funny, where it's like, yo, that's fucked up funny. 1.00

00:56:24.480 And then there's intelligence. 1.00

00:56:25.640 Most of the people that are the top of the top are intelligent.

00:56:29.140 You look at like Robin Williams.

00:56:30.340 Letterman, Williams, and Kimmel, and Fallon.

00:56:33.660 They're all super intelligent.

00:56:36.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:37.280 And so I think the comment that really just drove this one home was the pink eye.

00:56:44.640 I bet Fox Business didn't see that coming.

00:56:47.360 It brings me back to wanting to see you, as I've always have, do some stand-up.

00:56:52.860 I want to so bad.

00:56:53.900 I want to see that muscle form.

00:56:55.640 i think i do too i think if i did stand up people would understand me a little more i don't think

00:57:00.760 people know the people who don't watch me adamant i don't think they know how versatile i am i do i

00:57:06.120 do so many things and and this is like you you you text me you go great acting this is a character

00:57:12.120 the character like frat boy like i don't really know what i'm doing but i'm the fastest man in

00:57:16.240 life i'm the fastest man on the planet i got pink eye like this is not bro and i watched it back and

00:57:22.480 knowing what the reaction would be i i get so much joy uh but it's like a it's like a higher

00:57:27.900 level of self-deprecation like you you know that the result of your actions here is going to be

00:57:34.140 people shitting on you but you do it because you know the value of it like you're saying like it's

00:57:39.280 the value yeah right he goes in and he just talks normal oh yeah facebook youtube blah blah blah 0.99

00:57:43.760 nobody watches it down the toilet no one watches you don't watch tv and you're like oh that's plain

00:57:48.780 Jane family. Let's watch this. This is

00:57:50.720 great. That's what happens in your

00:57:52.860 life all the time. Ticket sales for Challenger games are spiking

00:57:54.800 today because of this.

00:57:56.800 Part of me thought it was the ad buying. It might

00:57:58.740 be. By the way, great job. Jake also

00:58:00.860 did a swipe up. No, he didn't.

00:58:02.740 There was no link with the swipe up.

00:58:04.820 I texted him.

00:58:07.940 Let's see if we can get this

00:58:08.900 to play. Well, gold was up pretty big yesterday.

00:58:11.160 I'm definitely going downhill from here.

00:58:12.720 Did that make you nervous? Yeah, absolutely. I'm terrified.

00:58:14.780 I think it's the beginning of the end.

00:58:17.380 That's my favorite part.

00:58:18.240 That's my favorite part.

00:58:19.960 So she asked me about my finances, and yo, some of the headlines, I mean, the headlines

00:58:24.600 are one of the funniest parts about this.

00:58:26.400 I actually want to pull them up here.

00:58:28.140 I mean, you can Google what's happening here.

00:58:31.640 Logan Paul, $1 million a month YouTube star, says he may be going broke.

00:58:34.980 Logan Paul, warrior profit, says it's the beginning of the end on Fox Business.

00:58:38.840 Logan Paul insists he's a no longer controversial YouTube star during Fox Business.

00:58:42.800 Well, because that's the narrative we're going with now.

00:58:44.780 Ex-controversial.

00:58:45.440 Ex-controversial YouTuber.

00:58:46.940 Which is great.

00:58:47.440 Craziest moments

00:58:48.460 How did you get out of the

00:58:49.260 Bizarre interview

00:58:50.020 Eye of pink eye

00:58:50.900 How'd you get the X

00:58:51.880 Cause bro 0.98

00:58:52.400 I'm just not saying shit

00:58:53.400 That's gonna get me in trouble anymore 0.97

00:58:54.520 I'll say shit that makes people talk 0.99

00:58:55.940 But like trouble 1.00

00:58:56.700 Also I think it was

00:58:58.160 The first sponsorship

00:58:58.900 That gave the X

00:58:59.840 Oh yeah

00:59:00.420 We got sponsors now

00:59:01.580 By the way

00:59:02.540 We moved product

00:59:03.780 Like my question is

00:59:04.680 You wanna be sponsored

00:59:05.440 I mean what's good

00:59:06.080 So

00:59:06.620 Like my question is

00:59:07.520 How much

00:59:07.920 How much sponsorship

00:59:08.760 Doe has

00:59:09.240 At Jordan on Twitter 0.54

00:59:10.340 Pulled in in the past

00:59:11.280 You know

00:59:11.620 Six months or so

00:59:12.700 Yo but that's

00:59:13.700 No but

00:59:14.060 Yeah

00:59:15.700 Actually

00:59:16.120 No you're right

00:59:16.980 He should have put a pre-roll in front of him.

00:59:20.520 And the question is, is Jordan also playing the game knowing that that's going to get views?

00:59:26.820 Where he's not like, I don't hate Logan Paul.

00:59:28.660 He's like, I'm an editor, a writer, and I want to get views.

00:59:31.960 But also, Jordan didn't really say anything.

00:59:35.140 He just said, well, it was something.

00:59:36.860 And indeed, it was something.

00:59:39.540 Left it up to interpretation.

00:59:40.640 Left it for interpretation.

00:59:42.140 Some people loved it.

00:59:42.960 Some people hated it.

00:59:43.960 But one of the headlines, the headlines are my favorite.

00:59:46.780 One of my favorite was Logan Paul

00:59:48.340 Ex-controversial YouTube star

00:59:50.640 In quotes

00:59:51.360 Logan Paul is going broke

00:59:53.280 And has pink eye

00:59:54.300 I love it

00:59:55.460 This was Daily Mail

00:59:56.220 You know

00:59:56.760 Come on

00:59:57.480 I also have pink eye

00:59:58.760 It's not contagious

01:00:00.020 But talk

01:00:00.940 No it is

01:00:01.400 There's a two week incubation period

01:00:03.100 Okay

01:00:03.480 I had to let her know bro

01:00:05.700 My eyes 1.00

01:00:06.380 I look like a fucking cyborg 1.00

01:00:07.680 On live television 1.00

01:00:09.100 Yeah you do

01:00:09.640 And I'm just gonna be sitting there

01:00:10.580 Not addressed to pink eye

01:00:11.720 That's hilarious 1.00

01:00:12.680 Look how close your eyes right there

01:00:14.580 On the KFC Barstool interview

01:00:16.900 I mentioned it.

01:00:17.620 I mentioned it on every press interview that day, by the way.

01:00:19.920 He goes, I'm like, I have pink eye.

01:00:21.240 He goes, I know.

01:00:21.860 I can see it.

01:00:22.760 He goes, one of your eyes is like half closed.

01:00:25.040 I'm just like, what do you mean, guy?

01:00:26.600 Milk over it.

01:00:27.640 You look like some sort of infectious Johnny Bravo.

01:00:30.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:31.600 So overall, the trip to New York was great.

01:00:34.200 It was phenomenal.

01:00:35.740 And by the way, if I didn't do this, I don't know if it would have been worth it.

01:00:39.540 I went there for media and for press.

01:00:42.440 And how do you get that?

01:00:43.040 That was my job.

01:00:43.600 And they want views.

01:00:45.060 Yeah.

01:00:45.200 so you the the army of haters and logan paul naysayers is my army i control them they don't

01:00:53.100 even know it which is why it's okay it's such a like a subconscious puppeteering of a large

01:00:59.400 group of people knowing that they thrive on logan paul type negativity you've i'm literally banking

01:01:06.480 my entire career on them please you've used it in the past and it's hurt you yeah that's true

01:01:12.780 now you're using it to the rat video you're like yo i'm gonna jab you guys again yeah i'm gonna

01:01:18.140 jab you right and then they came back and it was youtube up preferred never again thanks bye but

01:01:23.400 now you're figuring out how to use it for your advantage i like how you said that you just at

01:01:27.860 you at some point you decide you're like well we need to move some of this so let's activate my

01:01:32.200 army and you just activate your arm in the right way that loves me in the right way it's the

01:01:36.220 opposite which of course wow this is actually really interesting and i don't think people

01:01:40.820 have really ever talked about this before but you have found a way to activate your haters

01:01:44.680 that's amazing incredible no it's incredible because people fight their haters ignore their

01:01:50.520 haters but i don't think i've ever heard someone to talk talk about how to make your haters work

01:01:54.660 for you that's incredible bro 5.82 million views on twitter i bet the completion rate on this is

01:02:04.740 i don't think fox business has ever had a video like this like and you and and it's so funny

01:02:09.700 Because right now he's like 0.98

01:02:10.680 Whoa shit 1.00

01:02:11.800 Like now Fox News 1.00

01:02:13.500 Knows my secret

01:02:14.220 And everybody's like

01:02:14.920 Maybe we shouldn't tell them

01:02:15.680 Because maybe they won't

01:02:16.260 Invite you back

01:02:16.880 Hell yeah they're gonna

01:02:17.980 Invite you back

01:02:18.500 Because they want another video

01:02:19.420 With 5.82 million views

01:02:20.720 That says Fox Business on it

01:02:21.940 Yeah

01:02:22.100 All over the internet

01:02:23.120 Liz is

01:02:23.860 Liz is

01:02:24.420 I'll say it again

01:02:24.980 She's a doll

01:02:25.580 Her daughter's amazing

01:02:26.740 I met her daughter

01:02:27.320 She's in a Logan

01:02:27.880 Is Liz married still?

01:02:29.900 I think so

01:02:31.400 Yeah

01:02:31.640 Any thoughts about

01:02:32.980 You know how I like 1.00

01:02:34.780 Hitting on older women 1.00

01:02:35.540 I know that 0.96

01:02:36.140 But it wasn't like

01:02:38.000 It was just a really

01:02:38.600 Professional vibe dude

01:02:39.600 like it was great she looked like she was having fun we both were yeah but i was really good and

01:02:43.600 and i'm glad she was a good sport about it because because you get the one hero who's like

01:02:48.440 what the fuck exactly do you remember on bloomberg the bloomberg interview i did it was the last 0.91

01:02:53.920 business oriented uh pot or uh live television thing i did when i was about 20 21 years old 0.96

01:02:59.840 and they asked me about my income there was a guy and a girl we went there we went there

01:03:03.600 it was in new york and there was a guy and a girl and she pressed me multiple times yes

01:03:09.240 hard so how much do you make and i was 20 and i was 20 i didn't know how to handle it because

01:03:13.360 like they teach you in media training which you can imagine i've had hours and hours and hours

01:03:18.480 and if i wanted to be a media that was another media puppet like i could easily be a media puppet

01:03:22.520 i sent you that tweet there was another one that said this is like training the that no it said

01:03:26.980 it said this explains the value of media training no and guess what no but she's call logan paul

01:03:32.600 because he's going to teach you how to go viral exactly what's the point of what's the point of

01:03:36.680 media like yes i could have sit there and like when i did i did when i was 20 and been like

01:03:40.340 well when i make content the goal is to make content that my audience loves and consumes

01:03:45.500 and if i can make content that really inspires them they'll be able to take action on product 0.98

01:03:50.840 and go from a to b like suck my dick i don't want to do that and i did it when i was 20 i know the 0.98

01:03:56.380 chick pressed me i know and i was like i didn't know how to answer and now i told liz before the 1.00

01:04:00.620 interview started i go by the way you fucking press me i want to push back like i am i'm in 0.93

01:04:04.280 No phase of my life to be bullied or any mood today. 0.98

01:04:07.780 I'm in no mood.

01:04:09.680 I spent the whole night drinking with the caller daddy girls. 0.99

01:04:14.280 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:14.900 So now you were, you were still building, right?

01:04:18.140 So it was like, all right, respectful.

01:04:19.380 We're building.

01:04:20.080 We're building now.

01:04:20.720 It's like, I'm here.

01:04:21.800 I'm here, bro.

01:04:22.300 I'm not going anywhere.

01:04:22.900 I got the name.

01:04:23.620 I'm here to stay.

01:04:24.520 I said this on the, on the KFC barstool podcast.

01:04:27.520 I was like, yo, if, if y'all wanted to cancel me, like, I hate to say you had your chance.

01:04:34.280 the window has passed my friends and unfortunately i'm gonna be here for a minute cuz

01:04:42.680 everybody asks me that too they're like hey how's he doing you know everything and i'm like

01:04:48.100 i got some i got some how you doing texts like mentally like kevin hines hit me up he's like

01:04:52.320 hey man i just want to let you know i saw your interview man interview and and the comment that

01:04:56.100 he was referring to was the one where i said i'm uncomfortable with myself i go i'm uncomfortable

01:05:01.600 With myself

01:05:02.440 Nice that he reached out

01:05:04.200 That's a true friend

01:05:05.000 I got this text

01:05:06.080 I won't mention

01:05:06.700 The person's name

01:05:07.480 1.58pm

01:05:09.260 You need to talk to Logan

01:05:10.680 That Fox Biz interview

01:05:12.320 Was not good

01:05:13.260 Yes

01:05:13.800 At all

01:05:14.280 Let me see the name

01:05:14.800 That

01:05:14.980 Oh

01:05:16.900 Oh so

01:05:17.400 Which strikes me as odd

01:05:19.520 Because he didn't text you

01:05:20.420 No no no

01:05:21.080 Well let me finish

01:05:22.280 He needs to not play

01:05:23.180 The Logan Paul character

01:05:24.040 On those and be himself 0.99

01:05:25.340 Because he's intelligent as fuck 0.99

01:05:26.660 No no 1.00

01:05:27.340 You know brands will hate that

01:05:28.160 If they see it

01:05:28.980 What brands dude

01:05:30.120 And by the way

01:05:31.080 We got sponsors now

01:05:32.640 We chillin

01:05:34.120 And we're rich still

01:05:35.120 No we're poor

01:05:36.860 We're poor and we're broke

01:05:38.080 Please donate money to us

01:05:39.700 I got one for my dentist

01:05:40.720 You gotta go to your dentist appointment?

01:05:42.740 That strikes me as odd

01:05:43.920 Because I would assume

01:05:45.280 I would assume he's a person who

01:05:46.580 Got the joke

01:05:48.100 Apparently not dude

01:05:50.580 Some people got the joke

01:05:52.560 And it was like

01:05:53.240 He needs to know when he should do it

01:05:56.000 And when he shouldn't

01:05:56.680 And I'm like

01:05:57.740 I'm like look

01:05:58.580 When is the right time

01:06:00.600 and when is it well also another thing too is like another thing too that i don't know like

01:06:05.280 if this if i say this and i speak for you on it or whatever but like

01:06:08.640 our vibe is like we're going to a more like a weirder place right like like are you still

01:06:15.860 trying to be like ultra brand friendly okay you know what i want to be you know what i want to

01:06:22.000 people ask i want to be real dude i want to be real i want to be funny i want to be entertaining

01:06:26.380 and relatable and like for anyone who's ever had pink eye they're gonna think this is hilarious

01:06:31.060 like can i play a clip where i actually like kind of said something but then so because it did start

01:06:36.420 like sort of okay and then i i brought it back and i was like no we're not gonna go there and

01:06:41.400 then she brought it back to where it's supposed to be let me see every big platform wants to be

01:06:44.900 the video platform video is huge now it's i think it's like statistically you might you might know

01:06:50.060 one of the biggest things that kids are consuming so i mean i don't know you're talking about a lot

01:06:54.380 of stuff I don't really know much about kind of just like out here she goes well you are just out

01:07:00.200 here so this happened and then she did mention uh Google YouTube and yeah it's actually inactive

01:07:06.980 your Facebook account is inactive why are you about to call me out live like that what are you

01:07:12.480 doing but you got technically what are you doing 16 million people are still following an inactive

01:07:17.400 Facebook yeah odd right I don't know I uh I need to optimize that account I don't why haven't you

01:07:22.620 that's what i'm saying can i say this yes you can say anything just who does a better job of

01:07:28.980 monetizing for the creators like that is the the home for me as a creator where not only can my

01:07:36.280 content be seen consumed digested but also like they they pay and uh i think facebook just got

01:07:42.420 into look this how that was boring is that though no but hold on i was just like i do want to fight

01:07:49.600 back really quickly on that that was to me that was awesome like i want so i like what you did

01:07:55.340 but i also like that you peppered in parts about business because a lot of people that are watching

01:07:59.660 this show that love when we talk about business they love hearing about it that's their life

01:08:04.060 and so like this is not true because facebook's actually monetizing some people but not it's

01:08:08.320 going to be higher i think higher cpms why it's shareable so your video can go viral by pressing

01:08:15.480 share on your thing by the way you're gonna watch you're right no i know bro i got to 16 million

01:08:20.560 on facebook before i even started like the shareability is great they weren't monetizing

01:08:25.320 at the time um and maybe that's a conversation for me to explore uh well we are we are but when

01:08:32.020 i you're gonna be when i watch this i just like nodding south of france i'm kind of i'm kind of

01:08:37.160 bored you know whose opinion i want on this and i hope he does a video on it he might because he

01:08:41.320 commented on it on twitter and i consider this person to be wise and also to probably be aware

01:08:48.960 of what i'm doing here is philip defranco i i i respect i respect his opinion um all the time and

01:08:57.360 i and i actually agree with him probably eight about 85 percent of the stuff he says i'll see

01:09:01.720 the occasional philly d clips and um i've spoken to him on on uh twitter in the direct messages

01:09:06.860 before and i've i asked him uh to to do or participate in something and he made it clear

01:09:14.220 he's like hey just so you know like i'm not going to do this until like it's fully vetted out and

01:09:18.020 i've scoped out what i'm what i'm advocating and behind the scenes i clock this and say okay this

01:09:23.840 is a man with integrity and we know that like i consider him to be a good dude and so i'm hoping

01:09:27.700 he does a video on and we can hear what he has to say on it i'm just because i'm curious because

01:09:33.240 he does he is the perfect middleman in my opinion between the the i keep i keep calling like liberal

01:09:41.360 millennials the ones like that crazy active loud voice on twitter and the ones who just are here 0.98

01:09:48.200 fuck around and have a good time like me and like most of my audience and learn something else who 0.99

01:09:52.580 else has been since this isn't him technically inventing the wheel but for his age group it is 0.99

01:09:58.700 of creators who else was really good at trolling the media like it's not a new thing there's been

01:10:03.800 actors out there sasha baron cohen and i've seen some tweets like oh logan's the new sasha baron 0.68

01:10:08.380 i would not say that that man's a fucking genius and if i also a genius if i put my effort but 0.84

01:10:13.140 like everyone's on his like everyone's in on his inside joke right now my inside jokes are 0.99

01:10:19.780 polarizing for some reason like when i do this interview they think you're serious

01:10:23.740 which is odd that's why i say i'm fascinated that people still think people still think this is like

01:10:29.660 the actual verse do you think when i go home and i'm just like yo do you know what i used to put

01:10:36.320 send logan into meetings people would watch your videos figure out like okay i'm getting this crazy

01:10:41.980 jock guy funny stupid crazy kid they'd call me right after and be like yo he's actually super 0.98

01:10:46.660 smart intelligent why didn't you tell me it's because it's better when they recognize it and 1.00

01:10:51.720 they're like oh shit instead of like yo i promise you he's really smart just take the meeting no 0.94

01:10:57.200 for sure i think i think it it provides a real this is why this is great it provides a really 0.98

01:11:02.560 nice opportunity for me to have a very healthy career arc i like you know if what goes up must

01:11:09.460 come down and most things that i've seen wave blow up wave function yeah this is right it's right

01:11:13.740 here everything's a wave up and down right here right here right here and as long as you keep

01:11:19.560 just going up and up and up you're gonna be good and it's very very healthy everyone who i've seen

01:11:24.380 explode and blow up with a quick rise to fame it's short-lived and and i've had so many ups

01:11:31.560 and so many downs and as long as i keep going like i said it ride the way the course of my

01:11:38.660 career will be something to be marvel that i think i agree it's so relatable when people are

01:11:43.960 down and out and they're like getting made fun of when they feel like they've failed i'm the

01:11:48.460 perfect lightning rod for people or beacon for people to look at and say okay this kid's been

01:11:53.480 through it i can do it too yeah 80 years old i think you uh 80 years old it's trolling fox

01:11:59.320 business it's so funny to think but i actually owning when i watch this i actually think that

01:12:04.760 uh the first thing i thought of was you kind of remind me of charlie sheen 0.98

01:12:07.900 but was he but is he fucking around no he was more he was more serious and like fucked up so 0.93

01:12:15.220 I think I get why people 0.99

01:12:16.300 were saying that you were

01:12:16.900 sniffing yayo. 0.93

01:12:17.680 I saw that too. 0.98

01:12:19.120 Because he was.

01:12:20.160 I saw that too.

01:12:20.340 He was cracked down.

01:12:21.180 And drinking.

01:12:21.780 And drinking.

01:12:22.700 When he did interviews,

01:12:23.900 isn't he like,

01:12:25.280 I'm winning?

01:12:26.060 Yeah.

01:12:26.780 He was in a crazy space.

01:12:28.440 But if you were able

01:12:29.220 to understand your humor there,

01:12:31.020 they may have made the comparison.

01:12:32.600 You were like,

01:12:33.180 I'm winning.

01:12:33.680 I'm the fastest YouTuber.

01:12:34.800 I'm the fastest man on this planet.

01:12:36.120 And people were just like,

01:12:36.760 yo, is this dude 1.00

01:12:37.360 out of his fucking mind? 1.00

01:12:39.800 Charlie was out of his mind. 1.00

01:12:40.740 What else, man?

01:12:41.280 You want to have cheese sandwiches?

01:12:42.120 I'm hungry as hell.

01:12:42.780 Yeah, bro.

01:12:43.140 I think we should do stuff, bro.

01:12:45.120 Do you want to do audio?

01:12:45.880 Let's do audio.

01:12:46.460 Let's go to audio only.

01:12:47.260 What should we talk about on audio only real quick?

01:12:49.640 Should we talk about some dirty things I did in New York?

01:12:51.940 Yeah, let's do it.

01:12:52.620 All right.

01:12:52.860 You got, let's, hold on.

01:12:53.880 I'll spill some tea.

01:12:54.500 No, don't say anything.

01:12:55.080 But let's do, like, when I say let's get spicy in the audio only, I mean, like, let's get spicy. 0.99

01:13:00.580 Like, crazy, crazy, crazy shit. 0.97

01:13:02.180 Like, if you didn't listen to audio only, you didn't even watch the episode. 0.99

01:13:04.820 Do you know what I'm saying?

01:13:05.620 All right.

01:13:05.840 All right.

01:13:06.400 Manager Jeff, thanks for joining us.

01:13:08.060 Thanks, Spencer.

01:13:08.580 And replacing Spencer.

01:13:09.820 By the way, where is this kid, bro?

01:13:11.600 Who knows?

01:13:12.060 I only took over 100.

01:13:13.060 Who knows?

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01:13:24.860 Here we are.

01:13:26.860 Man, I can't get over these headlines, bro.

01:13:29.760 We ain't going back into this.

01:13:30.980 We're switching it way up.

01:13:31.860 All right, let's do it.

01:13:32.880 Oh, wait, but hold on.

01:13:35.820 Okay, I'll say this.

01:13:36.560 We've made huge promises to the visual viewers.

01:13:38.460 You did.

01:13:38.940 You did. 1.00

01:13:39.500 Shit, I got nothing. 0.99

01:13:40.340 no no no name no name i walked around the park i hung out with a girl uh when i was in new york 0.97

01:13:47.580 for that like night i was there she's great dude she's so cool she's so cool and and i had

01:13:52.280 danny deliver me my pink eye drops during the date amazing and in my where were you in my world

01:14:01.120 we were at a very nice restaurant there you go and in my world for some reason i've this was so

01:14:09.760 normal i'm so used to danny saving my life in dire circumstances and so she brought me the pink eye

01:14:15.760 relief drops and then i did i i go and then i clocked this is probably really fucking odd for

01:14:22.840 this girl this poor girl and she she i'm dropping putting the drops in my eyes she's looking at me 0.73

01:14:28.100 like what are you doing what in the fuck is going on and luckily she was cool and it was also the 0.96

01:14:32.620 favorite part of her night but uh i have pink eye yes and i also told her it is not contagious and i 0.97

01:14:39.140 guess it is highly contagious but but but from what dude is it contact i would love to see this 1.00

01:14:45.740 girl you're talking about get pink no i wouldn't that's fucked up but it would be crazy if she got 0.99

01:14:49.280 pink eye what if all the people i've interacted with in the past two days get like everyone 1.00

01:14:53.300 i've been washing my hands which by the way yo yo this shit sucks it's so much more it's so much 0.99

01:15:00.060 more than uh a red eye guess what happens in the morning when i try to open my eyes i can't open 0.99

01:15:06.080 my eyes pizza crust it's disgusting my face is chafing because of all the uh discharge running

01:15:12.360 down my eyeballs can i ask you really quickly about what you think his thoughts are right now

01:15:15.520 on the on the sleeping sleeping but like sitting like uh he's posing look at all he did oh well i

01:15:21.760 wasn't sleeping my dad used to fall asleep on the couch when i was a kid oh look look look how long

01:15:26.880 do you contagious with pink eye about 24 hours only oh oh it's highly contagious

01:15:31.380 well i just started the drops the pharmacy was closed when we landed in new york and so we

01:15:38.660 couldn't get the real drops we had to get some like over the car or uh off the cabinet in the

01:15:43.380 glass off the cabinet otc meds off the cabinet when i was young my dad would fall asleep on the

01:15:49.600 couch and uh he would we would always go like this dad dad wake up and he'd go i'm not sleeping

01:15:53.860 because he was so worried i'm just resting my eyes rest of my eyes so one time my mom painted

01:15:58.580 his fingernail

01:15:59.880 while he was just

01:16:01.200 resting his eyes

01:16:01.940 so he woke up

01:16:03.260 and he noticed

01:16:03.680 that my mom

01:16:04.120 had painted his fingernail

01:16:05.020 and then a week later

01:16:05.840 they were divorced

01:16:06.560 you're lying bro

01:16:09.160 yeah dude

01:16:09.740 no you're lying

01:16:10.460 because she found out

01:16:12.360 how to catch him dude 0.93

01:16:13.360 because that's what

01:16:14.640 she would be like 1.00

01:16:15.360 Mitch did you cheat on me 0.94

01:16:16.340 on your last business trip 1.00

01:16:17.260 and then she would

01:16:17.740 paint his fingernail

01:16:18.480 and he would have 0.57

01:16:18.940 to tell the truth

01:16:19.600 wait what

01:16:20.180 I don't know

01:16:20.660 what's going on here

01:16:21.760 yo I

01:16:22.200 not to like go crazy

01:16:23.800 off topic

01:16:24.700 talk to me about something bro

01:16:25.980 there is no really topic bro

01:16:26.540 I'll talk to you about this

01:16:27.660 ask me a question about something 1.00

01:16:28.380 How do you think girls can tell if their man is cheating on them? 0.99

01:16:34.080 Because in my eyes, there's so many ways to catch your man if you think he's cheating. 1.00

01:16:38.300 One of the most daring, bold things I've seen is you smell your man's dick. 1.00

01:16:44.780 He comes home from a place you don't know, and you smell your man's wiener. 1.00

01:16:47.300 Of course, that's a classic. 0.63

01:16:49.320 My girlfriend's thought about it.

01:16:51.420 Oh, are you cheating on me?

01:16:53.460 Why?

01:16:54.640 Because you are.

01:16:55.360 No, definitely not.

01:16:56.480 Never would.

01:16:57.300 Never would.

01:16:57.720 Never did.

01:16:58.380 Never would, never did.

01:16:59.160 Because you are.

01:17:00.860 You've gotten so much better in bed.

01:17:03.360 Oh, I've heard that.

01:17:04.600 You've been trying different things.

01:17:06.160 I've heard that one.

01:17:06.960 And I'm like, yo, I'm just getting older.

01:17:08.760 Yes.

01:17:09.020 I'm getting mature.

01:17:10.080 I'm trying different stuff.

01:17:11.540 Do you know when you, you might not know this.

01:17:14.280 I'm sure you do.

01:17:15.440 Yeah, you both know.

01:17:16.680 I've been there.

01:17:17.220 When you hook up, you have your girlfriend, and then you spend some time apart, you break

01:17:21.440 up, whatever it is, and then you always end up hooking up with her again, right?

01:17:23.920 When that happens

01:17:25.360 I've had it happen to me

01:17:26.580 Where she goes

01:17:27.660 Where did you learn that?

01:17:29.780 Yeah

01:17:29.980 And like I'm grabbing hair differently

01:17:32.160 Yeah because they know

01:17:33.060 And they catch on

01:17:34.840 But so the question

01:17:36.000 I'm not going to ask you Jeff

01:17:36.960 Is like

01:17:37.300 How are you improving

01:17:38.600 If you're just stuck

01:17:39.600 In the same little

01:17:40.440 Rabbit hole

01:17:41.320 Rabbit hole quite literally

01:17:42.640 How am I improving? 0.99

01:17:44.280 Like why are you getting better at sex?

01:17:46.040 I don't know 1.00

01:17:46.320 With the same girl

01:17:46.820 I don't know

01:17:47.160 It's just trying different stuff

01:17:48.240 Are you listening to call her daddy?

01:17:49.980 No

01:17:50.220 Are you listening to impulsive?

01:17:51.080 Nothing

01:17:51.260 And she's said like 0.56

01:17:53.020 Where you see this in porn

01:17:54.400 I don't watch porn

01:17:55.220 Never watch it 0.99

01:17:56.340 I had a porn star 0.97

01:17:57.340 Reach out to me today 0.94

01:17:58.220 For a business deal

01:17:59.420 She's the one you showed me

01:18:01.380 Yeah huge 0.92

01:18:02.120 She's got 6 million 0.93

01:18:03.380 On Instagram

01:18:03.940 Yeah but

01:18:04.220 She reached out to me too

01:18:05.360 You wanna talk

01:18:05.700 I know

01:18:06.000 But not about business

01:18:07.820 Oh what'd she reach out to you for

01:18:09.360 Jeffrey11 at gmail.com

01:18:11.720 Just forward it

01:18:12.580 Send it over

01:18:13.220 You're gonna get

01:18:13.740 Actually not quite

01:18:14.940 Cause I bet the people

01:18:15.580 Listening to audio

01:18:16.380 I bet the people

01:18:16.980 Who listen to audio 1.00

01:18:17.880 They don't do that shit 0.99

01:18:19.800 Yeah yeah yeah 1.00

01:18:20.480 Yo I've been on an anal kick lately 0.99

01:18:22.220 You told me this, and I don't know if I— 0.96

01:18:24.180 We don't have to.

01:18:25.000 No, we don't have to.

01:18:25.440 No, but you—it's great.

01:18:26.560 I just have—I've become bored.

01:18:29.240 With your tongue or your—

01:18:30.540 Both.

01:18:31.220 I've become bored.

01:18:31.640 Watch out for pink eye.

01:18:32.520 Watch out for pink eye.

01:18:32.840 I've become bored.

01:18:33.180 Ooh, yeah, don't put your eye on the hole.

01:18:35.180 That and group activities. 1.00

01:18:37.860 I can't—I just can't get into fucking—I can't get into normal shit anymore. 0.99

01:18:42.620 I'm bored, bro. 1.00

01:18:43.880 Like, I'm bored senseless of just normal sex, dude. 1.00

01:18:47.440 And after you have those encounters, the multiple girls or the anal, you feel amazing. 0.99

01:18:53.300 Yeah, I feel like that. 0.99

01:18:54.320 Yeah, right.

01:18:55.220 What feels different?

01:18:56.440 Nothing.

01:18:56.900 Oh, I see.

01:18:57.760 That was a joke. 1.00

01:18:58.960 Next day, you're like, same shit. 1.00

01:18:59.760 Well, no, it's not about that. 1.00

01:19:00.880 It's about the moment of.

01:19:01.860 Dude, the group encounters get me all fired up, dude.

01:19:04.800 I mean, bro, that's for most people, most dudes.

01:19:08.200 Yeah, but. 1.00

01:19:08.920 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:19:09.700 Jake's getting married this weekend. 1.00

01:19:11.260 Fact.

01:19:12.120 But really, though, actually.

01:19:13.520 Really, Vegas.

01:19:14.180 I'm not going, yeah?

01:19:16.080 I think invitations go out today.

01:19:17.440 Bro, I'm watching a video of King Batch running, and he's fastest.

01:19:20.980 I'm not going.

01:19:21.440 Yeah, I think he's one of the fastest.

01:19:22.380 I can't go, bro.

01:19:22.980 I'm a clout chaser, bro.

01:19:24.100 I'm not going. 1.00

01:19:24.720 I'm selfish as fuck, dude. 0.99

01:19:25.660 You should definitely show up without invitation. 1.00

01:19:28.020 No, no, no, no. 0.99

01:19:29.040 I should show up with a shirt that says selfish clout chaser on it.

01:19:34.180 Are you going to the wedding?

01:19:35.180 I don't think I'm invited, bro.

01:19:36.780 I'm not invited on that or on the trip that you're going on after.

01:19:39.980 By the way, don't we have to film?

01:19:42.200 What's good, Danny? 0.99

01:19:43.080 Don't we have to film a bunch of shit before he leaves? 0.99

01:19:45.240 No, I think we take an impulsive hiatus, bro 1.00

01:19:47.980 Shut up 0.97

01:19:48.420 Yeah, I think so 1.00

01:19:49.220 Should I fire off one or two?

01:19:55.300 Is there one without Logan?

01:19:57.460 There's been one with me as host before

01:20:00.140 Host, but not without

01:20:01.200 I could bang one out

01:20:02.940 I have a good idea

01:20:03.960 It's a collaboration

01:20:06.420 Night shift and impulsive mix

01:20:08.440 Logan's getting into the idea of spinoffs right now, dude

01:20:11.720 He likes it because he knows he's going to coat his pockets

01:20:13.760 What do you mean?

01:20:14.560 It's entertainment

01:20:14.960 You know what I like more?

01:20:15.860 It's entertaining.

01:20:16.880 It's entertaining.

01:20:17.580 I love the idea that y'all can have legs.

01:20:21.160 Yeah.

01:20:21.440 Yeah. 0.83

01:20:21.840 It's fucking awesome. 0.92

01:20:22.480 Like, look at what you're getting served up right now, dude. 0.97

01:20:24.380 The night shift on my relatable tabs.

01:20:27.500 Look at that.

01:20:28.020 Recommended tabs.

01:20:29.360 216 views, bro.

01:20:30.680 All right, listen, bro. 1.00

01:20:31.360 Fuck this. 1.00

01:20:31.840 Let's go eat, boys. 1.00

01:20:32.440 Do you want to talk about any one other thing?

01:20:33.820 Oh, by the way, who invented shoes?

01:20:35.720 I said it earlier.

01:20:36.940 The first shoes were discovered between 7,000 and 8,000 B.C.

01:20:43.360 That's where they date back to.

01:20:44.560 They were discovered in a cave in Oregon, believe it or not.

01:20:47.320 They were sagebrush bark sandals.

01:20:50.420 And they were one of the first shoe stocks.

01:20:52.440 Nope.

01:20:52.960 And then the shoe was industrialized in 1862 in Massachusetts.

01:21:03.220 I can't remember what the guy's name was.

01:21:04.300 I think it was McKay.

01:21:05.560 And then further industrialized in Lowell, Mass., which is where Banks is from, the rubber sole.

01:21:11.700 You just keep saying this brand name over and over as I try to tell the story.

01:21:14.560 The rubber sole was invented and patented, I think, in like 1870.

01:21:18.200 So ever since then, we've had shoes.

01:21:19.900 Hey, Big Mike, everyone.

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01:21:26.440 Take it easy.

01:21:26.880 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - July 24, 2019

LOGAN PAUL SPEAKS ON GOING BROKE AND THE DEATH OF MAVERICK - IMPAULSIVE EP. 103

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