Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E116 MEET THE 21 YEAR OLD YOUTUBER WHO LIVES OUT OF HER VAN - IMPAULSIVE EP. 116

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00:02:14.260 than yours i can i guarantee that who thinks that's true who thinks more people don't like

00:02:20.240 Mike after. David's shaking his head.

00:02:22.120 No. Mike, people don't

00:02:24.180 like you.

00:02:31.720 Hey, whoa.

00:02:32.920 What? You just remove his position

00:02:34.280 because he moved out of the house?

00:02:35.820 Yo, yo, yo. Are you going to do this

00:02:38.240 podcast with me?

00:02:39.880 I'm still considering it. I don't know.

00:02:41.860 We'll talk into the mic, at least, if you're going to do it.

00:02:44.280 Well, I wasn't ready. Lean forward so we can start.

00:02:46.540 Are we rolling? Yeah. Okay, that's

00:02:48.200 great oh hey welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for

00:02:52.620 listening watching viewing subscribing if you're not subscribed i just sound like a broken record

00:02:57.780 we're like 115 episodes in and i say it every time like just subscribe it's not it's just an

00:03:02.860 easy message to convey just hit the button i know what you're thinking logan why do you have a band

00:03:07.960 aid on your face i gotta i gotta rash i got a rash on my face from boxing and it's it's atrocious

00:03:15.580 and i don't want i don't want to put it online so uh i put this band-aid on my face and everyone's

00:03:20.260 been calling me nelly i didn't know this was he didn't even get the reference i didn't what does

00:03:24.120 it mean what does it mean that's how i said it nelly the rapper used to put band-aids on his

00:03:29.840 face apparently that was his brand but his look his look cool i kind of just i look like a moron

00:03:34.180 yours is hanging off and by the way it's in your beard i told him to leave the band-aid off because

00:03:39.140 it's i'm gonna be honest with you guys this rash is disgusting it's gross it's so gross and so what

00:03:44.340 i asked him was i was gonna bring cholula hot sauce on i was gonna ask him if i put some sweet

00:03:48.380 habanero on that bitch in the middle of the show and the dermatologist i went to i went to him in

00:03:55.600 vegas um because we went to our boy tigre's birthday party and i and the rash was getting

00:04:00.700 so bad and so i had an emergency pit stop at the dermatologist and also uh for those of you who

00:04:06.580 have known me for a while i have this dot like rudolph uh blood vessel on the tip of my nose

00:04:12.860 and he pointed it out.

00:04:14.280 He said, I can remove it.

00:04:15.820 And so he like zapped me with this like laser

00:04:17.620 and now it's like twice as red.

00:04:20.440 I look like, I'm a mess right now.

00:04:23.460 Your face has been a disaster since I met you.

00:04:26.100 It's always something.

00:04:27.200 It's either like, the zits have been good lately

00:04:29.500 for the most part.

00:04:30.760 They've been better ever since you stopped being controversial.

00:04:33.880 I think that helped clear a lot of the acne up.

00:04:36.080 But now this Band-Aid situation is a real disaster, dude.

00:04:39.340 I just don't know how long I'm gonna be able to do this.

00:04:41.020 And also like, you know this,

00:04:42.320 there's stuff going on in la girls are hitting me up and i'm i can't go out in public can't do

00:04:47.680 i literally can't do anything i had this one girl she sent me a nice really nice voice memo you know

00:04:52.600 who you are i know you watch this show it's number one podcast in the world who doesn't

00:04:55.460 and she's like hey like i just want to like formally invite you to hang out with me and

00:04:59.040 just like 50 seconds worth of just nice stuff and i can't i can't formally invite you to hang

00:05:05.240 out is that verbatim what she said it was nice is she english like american no she she she speaks

00:05:11.960 english spencer's not here guys we can see so he's probably gonna say as much as he normally does

00:05:17.380 every other episode i'm just kidding where he is so so spencer is actually a better human being

00:05:24.760 than all of us and he is currently in bolivia saving the rainforest he put his foot down he

00:05:29.880 said fuck this i'm gonna go save the rainforest and he's doing it by himself and uh he he's

00:05:35.840 texted me an update spencer texted me an update today um because as you guys know the amazon

00:05:41.580 rainforest is burning to the ground and the uh president there is not really doing anything to

00:05:46.740 help so here's an update from our friend spencer just connected with bolivia government we are

00:05:51.760 going on a plane to a remote airport to connect with indigenous tribes who have been displaced

00:05:55.380 we are here with the global empowerment mission after we assess the tribe's needs we will fill a

00:05:59.800 caravan with supplies and deliver this is a great kid please stay tuned there are a lot of people

00:06:04.640 in dire need of our help as many of you saw today president boston era of brazil turned down over

00:06:08.580 20 million dollars of foreign help these people need our help it's not coming from the government

00:06:13.800 um and then so so that that is unfortunate today he just denied that 20 million dollars of aid and

00:06:20.800 i i say i say fuck it like we got to go to mars at this point this i mean whoo why do i feel like

00:06:27.180 that's like his his things like journal entries where it's like day one today we landed in

00:06:31.540 olivia and then and then it's like day four the indigenous tribes have stolen all of our water

00:06:36.460 and we are now on our last bite of food day six we have set up a god help us sign in sand with

00:06:42.460 logs you've seen that movie green inferno no we want i want to watch it though i saw the trailer

00:06:46.780 it's directed by my friend eli roth green inferno it's it's a like cannibals on a on a remote where

00:06:51.640 they go and they're like we're gonna save the rainforest and then the plane crashes and all

00:06:55.760 the indigenous that they're going to help like they just eat them put them in fucking cages and

00:06:59.780 they start like stabbing them and shit cannibals cannibalism well hopefully it doesn't happen to

00:07:05.320 spencer because we like him yeah we could hope it doesn't but yeah let's be honest it's pretty

00:07:10.080 obviously gonna happen dude he also texted me he said was just told it will take over a century

00:07:16.000 for the amazon to be what it was well you got a you got about 120 130 years left yeah on the

00:07:24.560 planet you'll be able to see it recover yeah that's true i'm going for 150 for those of you

00:07:28.840 who don't know um we have a sick guest today she's really great we also do have a decent amount of

00:07:35.200 stuff to talk about like just hang tight janelle we're coming in we're coming in hot but uh okay

00:07:41.580 there's a funny story i want to tell about tiger's birthday party which we flew to in vegas on a

00:07:46.740 private jet give a little more context on the on the day itself that was a wild day wild day one

00:07:51.600 of the craziest days i've had had in a while 8 a.m we wake up catch a private jet to vegas we get

00:07:56.300 there we hang out we shoot some content tigre's birthday party at about 7 p.m we hop on another

00:08:02.660 jet to san diego to go to andy ruiz's birthday party heavyweight champ of the world um went to

00:08:08.720 his party we stayed there till about 1 a.m and then milton my boxing coach met us there in the

00:08:13.260 maverick sprinter to take us back to launch los angeles two and a half hour drive we got here at

00:08:18.320 home at like 4 a.m and and he drove us back well sleeping this was one of the first times i've ever

00:08:24.300 seen anything like this it was incredible i've never seen it done before i didn't know it was

00:08:28.080 possible but uh it was very like being the passengers it it was very evident that milton

00:08:33.160 was not conscious he would swerve lanes and it sort of feel like we're flying for a second

00:08:37.700 they were they pulled the bed out the little captain seat they turned into a bed and so him

00:08:41.800 and jake were snuggled up under like a blanket shout out jake sorry that you had to cuddle with

00:08:45.840 that rash um but they were like cuddling and sleeping and and then blue falls asleep andre

00:08:52.440 camera guy falls everybody falls asleep and i'm just sitting there and bumps kept feeling faster

00:08:56.840 and faster and i kept feeling like this like swerving and so i just and by the way the

00:09:00.840 partitions closed so you're in this closed off death box all of the curtains are on the thing

00:09:05.480 are closed and you just know i knew something was wrong so i opened up my ways and at first it was

00:09:10.940 like 68 miles an hour i'm like all right i could deal with that even if he's sleeping then it was

00:09:15.280 like 76 i'm like you should probably wake up at this yo logan and then i looked again it was like

00:09:20.380 88 and i was like this is it i'm gonna die in a sprinter with uh with a deceased bird on the

00:09:27.420 seats like this is the end of my this is the end of my days on this fucking planet death was imminent

00:09:31.780 and and the question is this and this is this is you could you could apply this to a lot of things

00:09:38.100 in your life is it our fault for for knowing that milton is see is he in the room milton's probably

00:09:44.320 not the best capable driver

00:09:46.220 for the vehicle. At that time. And after driving

00:09:48.160 for six hours. Like, he's just, he's just

00:09:50.160 not. So, is it our fault? Like, when it happens, by the way,

00:09:53.040 I wouldn't be mad. I'd be like,

00:09:54.180 oh, there it is. How can we expect

00:09:56.300 anything different? And by the way, is it our fault

00:09:58.040 or more so is it just your fault?

00:10:00.040 Like, just you in particular.

00:10:01.820 Just because you're the leader. It's your sprinter.

00:10:04.240 Yeah. You know, I mean,

00:10:05.740 GP's standing there like, don't do it, Mike. Don't fucking

00:10:08.040 do it. Not my son.

00:10:10.220 Yeah, we had to be back. We had to be back

00:10:11.920 because we were checking out houses. I'm checking out

00:10:13.920 houses and trying to get a ranch maybe a little little ranch life ohio boy grew up secondary

00:10:18.220 property yeah so um all right go ahead super long day there's a lot of funny stories that

00:10:23.140 happened at teagr's birthday party um i already know one of which i mean what's new one of which

00:10:29.380 involved mike hooking up with the girl but this one's special this one's special because the girl

00:10:33.360 snapped back no not snap back there was no snap she just she just snapped i didn't do anything

00:10:38.520 so what what happened so it's the classic like you know you're at a party and uh we're at the

00:10:43.460 party we were talking things started getting hot and i was like yo where's the closest bathroom

00:10:46.360 that we can escape to bathroom's always the go-to so i'm like let's go so we make our way into the

00:10:50.200 bathroom i end up sitting on a toilet she finds a way to like straddle me whatever but because of

00:10:54.420 her like non-balanced personality i think i think one leg was longer than the other yes she lost her

00:11:00.000 balance and she fell fell she hit her head on the wall and talk about a way to kill a mood usually

00:11:05.660 like sometimes like you know if the guy doesn't have his blue shoes maybe he's got a little bit

00:11:10.120 of an issue that day is too drunk whatever right but this girl literally falls off me smacks her

00:11:14.820 head on the wall and so i'm like all right well this this is done so we get up we're standing in

00:11:19.040 the mirror we're like putting our clothes back on and she says to me she she said she said to mike

00:11:24.860 she goes it doesn't really matter because you're fat anyways she goes you know what you're fat

00:11:29.720 anyways and mike was like why would you say that to me why would you say that like i would by the

00:11:34.020 way whereas most people would probably get like a little angry i was laughing because that was

00:11:37.960 amazing like i was just like what but i was like why would you say that to somebody and then she

00:11:42.040 goes and she goes well i mean come on like let's be honest you got a beer belly and i was like

00:11:46.140 i go i go what did i do wrong what did i do wrong it was hilarious and i was just standing there and

00:11:53.680 i was like you can't make this shit up and then i just went back out and i told logan about it he

00:11:58.140 gets his phone out and starts typing he's like that's an impulsive topic you gotta either go

00:12:03.040 on the elliptical for twice as long or double your speed because something i mean listen bro

00:12:08.800 listen i'm fine dude okay and something to think she got a point bro no girl no girl's ever told me

00:12:15.580 you know what you're fat anyways you're not because you don't endorse the dad bod and by the way i've

00:12:20.820 had a dad bod before and by the way she was feeling the dad bod enough to enter the bathroom it's just

00:12:25.840 the fact that she has shitty balance that made her call that out yeah what other story are we

00:12:30.900 gonna roll with there's one there's one more thing and then i want to do our sponsor and then and

00:12:34.780 then bring the guest on i'm i'm hesitant to even bring this up oh shit because i i i'm not an

00:12:43.860 advocate of biting the hand that feeds you but i've been having a problem on youtube oh boy

00:12:48.820 my my german videographer david brought it up to me and um oh this is this is fantastic i love this

00:12:56.280 this one's this one's weird this one's weird so guys i if you don't know know about me um i upload

00:13:02.360 videos on on youtube and that's a fact and so that's what i do mainly and david was looking

00:13:08.620 at my videos the other day and he and he sent me this screenshot and if you go ahead and look at

00:13:12.820 the titles it said the first title says a love story about i licking jd's sexy balls wait that's

00:13:19.720 not what you actually titled those so no i just called it a love story and on my on my back end

00:13:24.760 my american back end it's called a love story it's not i didn't get hacked the second one down

00:13:29.920 jt's dildo ruined my life again that was not called i didn't i don't know who jt is thanks

00:13:36.140 for the sound effect um so so what do you do right this this isn't making any sense it doesn't appear

00:13:43.860 that i got hacked and then david uh sends me um a screenshot from a spanish youtube server

00:13:50.560 same shit love story about licking jt's sexy ball the balls and jt's dildo room i like i don't know

00:13:58.260 what jt i don't know what jt so um is that just is it justin timberlake oh i actually wouldn't be

00:14:05.600 mad i wouldn't john travolta oh i wouldn't be mad if it was either of those but the point is this

00:14:10.960 something's something's going on something's going on i've been i've i'm being ridiculed

00:14:15.240 in European countries Germany Spain and then I thought there was what France as well in French

00:14:23.980 and I speak as you Paul and Puff I'll say so you want to hit that love story note really quick

00:14:28.920 about how much shit I've gotten for fucking making that kid leave who has seen this video

00:14:34.520 raise your hand thanks Andre thanks David yeah man are you getting hated on I'm just getting a

00:14:41.720 lot of shit in the comments because the people are like come on man you should have let that kid

00:14:45.880 stay and people are like mike was just mad because he saw someone moving in on his territory they're

00:14:51.680 like he was gonna take logan as his new best friend i was like yeah i was really worried that

00:14:55.720 gucci face jacob was gonna start advising logan on business decisions and he was gonna start

00:15:00.860 stealing my la girls he goes i will make one million dollars in two days like how you gonna

00:15:06.580 do that man fit quickly 15 year old runaway international fugitive when you put those four

00:15:12.420 words into any sentence my red flag starts shooting up i made a decision i fought him on this he was

00:15:20.360 like i like the kid i like the kid i want him to live here i'm like bro this kid can't fucking

00:15:23.780 stay at this house and i ratted his ass out i called jed gp's in the back clapping i called

00:15:29.000 fucking my dad's clap because listen you can't just have an underage international fugitive

00:15:33.600 leaving at your house.

00:15:34.760 I know it sounds like fun,

00:15:36.160 low gang,

00:15:36.740 because by the way,

00:15:37.560 you're the same age as him.

00:15:38.540 So of course it sounds fucking fun,

00:15:40.060 but it can't fucking happen.

00:15:41.900 If you want us to be able

00:15:42.760 to continue making content,

00:15:44.280 he can't go to the penitentiary.

00:15:46.260 Do you know how shitty

00:15:46.820 that content would be?

00:15:48.160 You have to use a fucking

00:15:49.080 little Nokia phone.

00:15:51.700 They sneak in a butthole.

00:15:54.560 Final, one more,

00:15:55.780 and then a quick one on Vegas too.

00:15:57.040 The best thing that happened

00:15:57.880 to me in Vegas,

00:15:59.380 I told Dylan this story earlier.

00:16:00.700 you were at the blackjack table losing money of course which we all did yeah and some kid came

00:16:07.540 up to me he's like oh my god mike he's like i'm trying to do irish i suck he's like he's like i'm

00:16:14.060 a huge night shift fan and i was like thank you bro like i get this a lot now fans the night shift

00:16:19.900 or they say impulsive and then i'm like dude thank you so much like i appreciate you guys i

00:16:23.640 appreciate all you fans i love you know that you watch the show and come up say hi take pictures

00:16:26.960 and he's like do you mind if your friend takes the picture and i was like i thought he was pointing

00:16:32.720 andre's pointing at logan i would have taken and i i'm like is this a troll like you being serious

00:16:39.240 and he's like yeah can that kid take the picture i'm like but but i wasn't near you i wasn't i was

00:16:44.720 across the way no no this was when we were right next to you you were on the table right next to

00:16:48.400 us and he literally saw you and was like can he take but how did he know we were friends

00:16:51.720 i was standing with you he knew he by the way and i'm like i'm like i'm like are you trolling

00:16:57.960 you fucking obviously know who he is he's like no no just let him take the picture i'm like

00:17:00.740 i would do you think i should have done it like would you have taken the picture

00:17:05.280 cares bro he he wants to make it make a fun joke like that's what i said i mean what's good what's

00:17:09.980 good like yo i got you like get your laugh for the day all right guys look it's a new season

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00:18:22.580 you got your money on this year i gotta go i gotta go with cleveland bro bro come on wow that's my

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00:18:34.400 ladies and gentlemen here we go she is a youtube phenomenon who's amassed 1.8 million subscribers

00:18:41.000 in less than a month and it's all because she lives in a van here to talk about van life it's

00:18:44.760 the youtube van girl janelle eliana yes go did i say that right yes perfect really yeah incredible

00:18:54.940 by the way way closer to the mic yeah i was no it's no problem here here

00:19:00.380 thank you there you go so you're not gonna wear the headphones

00:19:05.200 so it's no problem okay you'll be like the third guest ever to not wear the headphones

00:19:09.880 not that i don't want to i just i don't know the physics don't make any sense yeah she can make

00:19:15.800 her own rules because technically she's the most viewed on the show right now like she's

00:19:19.400 this girl's on freaking fire you're you're blowing everyone out of the water on youtube

00:19:23.580 yeah and you're and you're and you're very new to this yeah like like you have i i look at your

00:19:30.120 channel right now you have four videos that's it that's it 7.7 million views 13 million views

00:19:37.880 4.3 million and 4 million and what's good yeah and it's all from living in a van yep that's it

00:19:45.380 that's it why do you live in a van i have to ask why not i mean i can answer that i can answer that

00:19:52.880 to me yeah it seems a little easier and more convenient to live in like a house or an apartment

00:20:00.040 especially if you're uh a social person if you want to hang out with your friends you have

00:20:05.180 roommates or whatever it's like are you a social person are you you don't have any roommates oh

00:20:09.100 you do actually i do the snake alfredo alfredo the snake why'd you name him alfredo because he

00:20:15.540 looks like a little alfredo noodle pasta yeah yeah so i mean how old are you do you know i just

00:20:22.340 turned 21 okay you're 21 years old and you live in this van what how long have you been living in

00:20:27.100 this van this blue van for two years that's wild how does it i just don't understand like like help

00:20:33.380 me understand i i'm not gonna accept the one-word answer i need to know how a 19 year old decides to

00:20:39.040 not go to college uh probably decide to live a bit more of an isolated lifestyle

00:20:45.360 than an average teen wants to do and drive around the country and live in a van like how did all

00:20:53.460 this happen what inspired it like why did you decide that you were gonna just like what made

00:20:57.740 you do this? So I moved out of the house when I was like 17, 18. I had dreams of going to school

00:21:03.660 and I did for about a year and realized, why am I doing this? I don't know what I want to do

00:21:09.440 as like most kids my age. And I was paying an absurd amount of rent for someone who just moved

00:21:17.020 out with like no money. And living in a van just seemed like a cool option. And living in California,

00:21:23.300 there's so many places to travel so just kind of like checked all the boxes so so you grew up in

00:21:28.840 california yeah do you ever miss like some of the amenities that not living in a bus would provide

00:21:36.020 like do you ever go to parties yeah i mean for i'm pretty like solo but i do socialize on the

00:21:43.080 occasion but i like to just travel i miss showers but what are you talking about it says how i

00:21:50.180 shower living in a van that's the one with 13 million views yeah i mean i miss having a shower

00:21:54.140 at like being able to shower at my own convenience what do you do what's the shower technique go to

00:22:00.360 the gym go to yoga classes that that's that's how you shower living in a van yep so this is 100

00:22:06.000 clickbait yeah well no it's well no it's not i mean technically that's how she showers living

00:22:11.280 she lives in a van that's how she showers she goes yoga classes in the gym have you uh does

00:22:16.220 how's the hygiene inside the van like have you ever gotten a rash on your face and had to cover

00:22:20.540 it with a band-aid no fortunately no that makes one of us yeah it must be nice two of us um but

00:22:27.860 yeah so you go you go to you so you're basically going to the gym and jocking their showers yeah

00:22:33.880 and do they ever yell at you no you don't get kicked out of planet fitness nope do you grunt

00:22:38.160 when you lift weights i don't like i literally just go for that right do they yeah yeah i didn't

00:22:43.760 know that was a rule the lunk alarm goes off I go to 24 so I've avoided that oh you go to the gym

00:22:49.140 yeah oh so you are excuse my ignorance but you are doing you're I don't want to say normal people

00:22:58.400 stuff but you you go to the gym to work out are there any other places you go regularly do you

00:23:03.240 journal at Starbucks are you getting party supplies what's your day-to-day what's your

00:23:09.240 day-to-day life look like I think for people that haven't seen the videos that are listening to this

00:23:13.480 It's like what you wake up, you wake up in the van, you got Alfredo, you're cuddled up

00:23:16.860 with your snake and then you wake up, you go, you get a gym, a gym class in, take a

00:23:21.160 shower, then what?

00:23:22.440 Yeah.

00:23:22.800 I just try it when, as I'm traveling, I look at like the funnest things to do in the city

00:23:27.680 and just go down the list and enjoy it.

00:23:30.620 I love going to the beach, going on hikes.

00:23:32.560 Like my days are pretty chill.

00:23:34.820 What are your spots?

00:23:35.480 What are your hike and beach spots?

00:23:37.260 I just recently went to Big Sur.

00:23:39.780 So just like everything about Big Sur is my favorite.

00:23:43.480 Um, I'm assuming you stayed in the van.

00:23:45.600 Yeah.

00:23:45.960 So you didn't like rent one of the, uh, little tree condos.

00:23:49.400 No, just parked off the side of the highway.

00:23:51.480 Really?

00:23:51.860 Yeah.

00:23:52.040 We went to Big Sur once.

00:23:53.200 Uh, man, we, one of the most memorable trips we've ever taken.

00:23:57.080 Yeah.

00:23:57.220 It was incredible.

00:23:58.600 Um, did you happen to see my two buses walking in?

00:24:02.100 Yeah, I did.

00:24:02.960 And pretty cool.

00:24:04.080 Well, it's a cool bus.

00:24:05.220 So yeah.

00:24:06.400 So it makes sense.

00:24:07.340 Cool bus.

00:24:07.980 What'd you think?

00:24:09.320 It's impressive.

00:24:10.140 It's pretty blue, huh?

00:24:11.180 Yeah.

00:24:11.740 I'm trying to get rid of it.

00:24:12.760 Do you want to buy it?

00:24:13.340 Does anyone want to buy the cool bus?

00:24:14.600 Like, can you please buy the cool bus for me?

00:24:16.300 Why don't you want it?

00:24:17.980 Or by the way, maybe there's a partnership that could take place here.

00:24:23.500 We'll kill the upfront cost.

00:24:26.320 Then, you know, let's talk about perpetuity.

00:24:30.120 There are managers in the back like, why don't you do me a favor, Mike?

00:24:33.560 Shut the fuck up.

00:24:34.820 Not getting perpetuity and shit.

00:24:36.300 um i don't i i just kind of um outgrew it is the word i'll use uh that was it was sort of like the

00:24:45.380 2017 vlogging every day content vehicle and not that it's not practical it's just not fucking

00:24:51.980 practical like it's just this giant bus that starts sometimes and it's hot it's large you

00:25:01.160 can't really park it anywhere so then we upgraded to the sprinter spinner's nice as well it is very

00:25:06.560 nice that's such a good side by side of like 2017 logan verse 2019 logan yo there's a there's a lot

00:25:13.700 there's that's like the no beard beer yeah there are so many fans that are watching this right now

00:25:19.440 when you talk about that and they're like crying look the cool bus i mean we love the cool bus i

00:25:25.380 just think it's obvious that like uh i'm growing i'm evolving as a person i and i'm adapting and

00:25:33.220 i'm unfortunately not going to stay the same forever somewhat somewhat deteriorating even

00:25:38.180 i'm deteriorating like your face my face um so yeah the sprinter the sprinter van is my new go-to

00:25:45.440 my boxing coach milton drives it while sleeping uh from time to time but van life on youtube

00:25:54.160 has popped off like wait really oh yeah is that is it a whole sub segment on youtube it is

00:26:00.720 definitely van life why is that why do i think it popped off yeah 4.5 times more popular than

00:26:08.020 last year van life videos why do you think that is i think more people are not wanting to buy a

00:26:13.780 house and pay mortgage and yeah i think a lot of young people want to explore alternative living

00:26:20.780 and not go to school

00:26:22.840 and just kind of figure everything out

00:26:24.320 and take a different path.

00:26:26.160 I think that's always been like a,

00:26:28.460 there's always been like a subsector

00:26:30.320 of like the American population

00:26:31.940 that has this dream of walking away from all,

00:26:35.680 not walking away from all the responsibilities,

00:26:37.520 but maybe taking a break from them,

00:26:39.140 maybe taking them on the road.

00:26:41.060 You see it a lot in the ski and surf community.

00:26:43.240 I'm sure you've met a lot of guys here in California

00:26:45.220 that live in their van and surf every day.

00:26:46.800 That's all they do, right?

00:26:47.800 Yeah.

00:26:48.120 And so I think that that's always been there.

00:26:50.780 But now you're seeing this subset of people that are making content about it.

00:26:54.540 And you found, like, this really cool niche that a lot of people didn't know existed.

00:26:59.440 And it just blew up.

00:27:02.720 And now you're, like, did you ever have intent of becoming, like, a YouTuber?

00:27:06.980 Or, like, what was the, where was the catalyst for that, for making the content?

00:27:11.240 I wanted to start a channel about a year ago.

00:27:14.120 And I was, like, hyping it up on my Instagram to, like, my 2,000 followers.

00:27:17.560 And I was, like, I'm going to start a channel.

00:27:18.940 and then i was just over it and i decided not to like put so much pressure on it and

00:27:24.580 like do it more as a hobby and then i posted my first video and now it's my job but do you edit

00:27:32.140 your videos as well yeah i do everything on my phone well wait you even film on your phone sorry

00:27:37.840 i film and edit on my phone do you remember spencer saying that if you're like a kid who's

00:27:43.120 complaining about having the resources to become a youtube star no excuse like like you

00:27:48.880 do it all on your phone yeah absolutely if i had a phone when i was young i it wouldn't have taken

00:27:54.260 me five years to start youtube i had to wait to like save up 150 to buy a video camera maybe that

00:28:00.200 i could afford and you do it all on your phone you edit on imovie i'm assuming it's this app

00:28:04.480 called luma fusion it's like 30 bucks in the app store nice yeah nice it's pretty expensive

00:28:09.140 i mean not adobe premiere final cut not when you're now when you're cranking 13 mil views

00:28:15.000 on videos nothing's expensive are you monetizing i got monetized about a month after i posted

00:28:21.060 how much did how many views were you in when you got monetized i i think the video my shower video

00:28:26.940 was already at 12 million oh no oh no but i wasn't complaining because i was just yeah why are people

00:28:33.720 watching your videos is it why are people watching your videos and not the chick janet that has like

00:28:39.060 big ass underarm hair that makes her van videos like why are people watching your videos are you

00:28:44.600 prettier than janet do you have less underarm hair are you more spunky like what's your deal

00:28:48.760 you don't have any underarm hair let's be honest um i don't know i'm still trying to figure it out

00:28:54.600 myself and people have been making videos trying to figure out why people are watching my videos

00:28:59.260 so i think it's the combination of just being a young girl living in a van with a pet snake

00:29:06.500 yep that's it and i think i think you overvalue the snake i think it's my my on why you're getting

00:29:12.880 views my guess is there's a there's a juxtaposition there between living in a van which is considered

00:29:20.820 would be considered a very rugged yeah ohio gp thing to do i call it like a nomadic like vagabond

00:29:26.600 lifestyle but for a very pretty young well put together girl to be doing it creates what i like

00:29:33.300 to call this like strange juxtaposition of things like a really really skinny person

00:29:40.140 eating more food in a eat eating contest like uh yeah like all those things that this shouldn't be

00:29:46.460 happening when those things happen people watch yeah so you found a cool niche where it's like

00:29:50.940 yo i shouldn't be living in this van because i'm probably pretty enough to be a model or like

00:29:55.420 smart enough to do this or whatever but i'm going to do this because i want to yeah you know i think

00:30:00.180 it just my videos in general kind of give people a different perspective because a lot of people

00:30:07.700 think van lifers are just like old white dudes and they're like mid 40s who are just bumming it

00:30:13.420 out and like i like to get my nails done but i also like to go hiking for like five days and

00:30:18.320 it's just that balance i asked you to bring your snake on the show yeah and and what did you tell

00:30:24.100 me he's in shed right now um he's in a shed he's gonna shed soon so i'm not supposed to like touch

00:30:29.280 him as much as i want to yeah so when your snake is i didn't know this when your snake is shedding

00:30:33.700 you can't touch him yeah it like ruins it and he's just like sensitive oh yeah okay did you see

00:30:39.720 how much do you stay up to date with pop culture and the happenings of this little bubble that we

00:30:45.160 live in here i'm not up to date i'm not even up to date on like my own channel my dad sends you

00:30:50.380 even know the name do you even know the name of your channel just van girl are you the van girl

00:30:58.300 yeah if you type in van girl i pop up the reason i asked is because last night um a popular pop

00:31:05.860 culture girl by the name of tana manjohn bought her uh brought her snake to the red carpet of the

00:31:13.280 vmas um in a kind of i guess like an effort to pay homage to the classic britney spears was it

00:31:20.280 her snake and by the way oh i don't think so right she had one and then someone else did the

00:31:25.700 snake too but paying homage to britney spears classic uh um vma's appearance from the olden

00:31:31.740 days what are your thoughts on snakes as accessories because she's gotten a little bit

00:31:36.100 a little bit of blowback and a lot and a lot of praise for this and shout out tana cool cool ass

00:31:41.320 chick but what are your thoughts on this i feel like if the snake is being well taken care of i

00:31:46.360 don't see an issue with this um i think it's cool that she can hold a snake and you know a lot of

00:31:54.420 girls are scared yep very true yeah it makes them less stigmatized is your snake like your bodyguard

00:32:01.200 in a way because i if i'm being honest i'm concerned for your safety this van life seems a

00:32:05.640 little unsafe like i would be hesitant yeah and i mean i'm fucking six two i'm a strapping young man

00:32:12.320 i'm like but seriously are you concerned for your safety no i never have had any issues where i would

00:32:19.900 feel that way you've also never been a youtube star that's the thing yeah i think i mean this

00:32:25.400 is all still very new to me but i just keep living my life like how i was before youtube

00:32:30.380 and hopefully nothing happens that's i mean

00:32:34.320 what about uh like some sort of barbed wire electric current or potentially a large pistol

00:32:44.940 like what

00:32:45.600 a chainsaw

00:32:47.140 like what do you like

00:32:47.880 what is your defense

00:32:48.860 besides your

00:32:49.880 besides the hope

00:32:51.280 mace

00:32:52.240 I have like a tiny

00:32:53.380 pink taser

00:32:54.440 oh dope

00:32:54.920 yeah

00:32:55.260 we like tasers

00:32:57.560 we like tasers

00:32:58.140 we stopped using them

00:33:00.800 we had a problem

00:33:01.280 with a rat

00:33:01.820 it was not

00:33:02.860 it was in the past

00:33:03.780 it was in the past

00:33:04.360 I mean

00:33:05.260 what

00:33:05.920 it's nothing

00:33:09.080 it's nothing

00:33:09.880 we're disgusting today

00:33:11.180 gotcha

00:33:11.640 it's nothing

00:33:12.240 do you watch

00:33:13.020 any YouTube creators

00:33:14.860 To be honest, no.

00:33:17.080 You don't even watch David Dobrik?

00:33:18.740 I've watched, like, I'll occasionally, like, go through,

00:33:22.000 but I don't really engage.

00:33:24.580 You don't even watch the Dolan points?

00:33:26.980 Not even the Doobie Brothers?

00:33:30.260 You know, actually, very good point, because I want to hear this,

00:33:33.180 because, by the way, it's always refreshing to have a YouTuber

00:33:37.000 who's not watching, you know, like, YouTubers can be,

00:33:42.680 i'm gonna i'm gonna tread lightly here youtubers can be a little ungrounded a little uncultured

00:33:48.540 and a little fucking fucking lame okay i'll be honest with you okay and that does not include my

00:33:54.180 brawly brawny friend here what culture does inspire you what music do you listen to what

00:34:00.640 movies do you watch when you're just a great question van life because if you ain't watching

00:34:03.940 youtube what actual type shit are you fucking consuming i feel like i'm not really consuming

00:34:11.420 much i try to live an active lifestyle i'm always like surfing or hiking i'm like pretty off grid

00:34:18.140 when i am watching stuff it's like i'll just like binge the office i'm pretty basic yeah but how

00:34:24.660 how are you watching how are you watching the office with no wi-fi i do everything on my phone

00:34:29.460 so i have a really good data plan okay how long you spend on your phone every day um well now

00:34:35.120 with this whole youtube thing i'd say about half the day do you ever fear do you ever fear that

00:34:40.480 this little hobby pet project of yours, which is creating content, which has now become your job

00:34:47.620 could interfere with the more important goal of yours, which was to let loose and explore

00:34:53.960 the great wide open. No, I feel like this has like given me more opportunities to do what I want.

00:35:00.380 And like, I always tell people like my 10 year goals are now six months and one year goals with

00:35:05.640 youtube and yeah you gotta travel the world what are the what are those six month goals because i

00:35:11.080 did notice you're not you're not really on a posting schedule you're kind of just throwing

00:35:14.240 out videos whenever i'm the slowest editor what i take like five days to edit really yeah i'm just

00:35:20.600 because i'm still learning you should meet my editor his name is hayden he's british he's always

00:35:24.580 hanging out with his girlfriend ashley though i got a day date with ashley i'm gonna get back to

00:35:28.260 it would you ever okay i just want to say she has a similar posting schedule as like a rice gum

00:35:32.740 ah you never really know you never really know you might get a video one week you might not get

00:35:37.940 a video for a year who knows i mean yeah i i want to try to have a posting schedule it was just

00:35:43.740 before trying to balance work in youtube and then last week i finally decided that i should probably

00:35:49.240 stick with this full time what's your what's your bedtime um i try to sleep early like 10

00:35:54.360 i'm just gonna hit with an ad on your video i can't i can't do this can we just not cut to

00:36:01.040 the tv please like i really gotta get youtube premium that's all right let's get youtube premium

00:36:05.220 please oh so you don't have a bit 10 yeah i went to bed at 10 last night i got made fun of i made

00:36:10.700 fun of a girl made fun of me who was it is that girl you could say her name no probably not cares

00:36:15.480 well probably a lot of people care i made i didn't make fun of you actually i came in and it was like

00:36:19.160 9 45 and you said you were going to bed and i said is everything all right and you said uh

00:36:25.280 yeah man everything's good i think so and then you went to bed it was like 10 o'clock yeah it felt

00:36:29.380 good do you ever feel do you ever feel uncomfortable vlogging in public by yourself

00:36:34.700 no i feel like i before youtube i would talk to myself anyway so now it's like socially acceptable

00:36:41.260 with the camera uh so like in the in the alley of like a target you're talking to yourself to

00:36:47.220 decide what chips to buy exactly uh were you always were you always super comfortable logan

00:36:51.880 with with uh and being in public because i i've watched you he this kid literally is the most

00:36:59.060 comfortable person i've ever seen he'll run around in front of a crowd of people and like everyone

00:37:03.340 be like pointing at him and he it's almost like he doesn't even know that they're there he's gotten

00:37:07.180 so used to just going nuts you know in public do you feel like that like you just do whatever you

00:37:11.320 want i don't think i'm that liberated yet yeah but i'm pretty comfortable yeah well it also helps

00:37:17.580 because like i had you know in high school i had jake to to cheer me on i had i had mac to shoot

00:37:24.520 the video so we're all like on a team all doing this one thing and now it's the the behavior has

00:37:29.440 been uh like affirmed so many times that you know doing crazy shit in public and not caring what

00:37:37.540 people think is a part of you yeah well it's it's it's it's become such a natural thing because

00:37:43.560 you know you get subscribers followers money whatever it is because i feel like there's

00:37:47.440 probably a bunch of people watching this episode right now that will be like kind of turned on to

00:37:53.060 the fact that she did start with so little, just a phone and an idea. And I guess like the reason

00:37:59.340 I'm asking the question is like, what, like, what tips do both of you guys have to get over that

00:38:03.900 initial hump of looking at yourself in the camera? Because I know it was a little bit for me to get

00:38:09.660 over too. Like when you first start seeing yourself on the computer, the phone that you're

00:38:14.500 editing on, it's like a bit of a shock to you. Like you hearing your own voice, seeing your own

00:38:18.440 face. Like what were like, do you just, is it like a repetition thing? Consistency? You just

00:38:22.060 keep doing it you think yeah definitely consistency and like you have to just sit down with yourself

00:38:26.700 and say like if you really want to do this this is what your life is going to be and you just

00:38:31.320 might as well get over it now yeah did you have friends telling you like hey you live in a van

00:38:37.720 just telling me that i live in a van i had friends i had friends that were like yo you make

00:38:44.980 dumb fucking videos i had a friend brian guzik oh shout out brian guzik is mac here

00:38:51.140 Brian Guzik

00:38:52.560 he goes

00:38:53.120 this was when

00:38:54.160 right when I was like

00:38:54.980 starting to take YouTube seriously

00:38:56.380 he goes

00:38:57.500 if you ever

00:38:59.960 make a hundred dollars

00:39:01.080 off YouTube

00:39:01.680 I'll pay you a thousand dollars

00:39:03.940 and

00:39:04.560 what

00:39:05.140 yo

00:39:05.580 whoa whoa whoa

00:39:06.460 what's good

00:39:07.100 Guzik

00:39:07.960 Guzik

00:39:08.380 Brian Guzik

00:39:08.920 and I was like

00:39:09.860 alright

00:39:10.580 let's see what happens

00:39:12.080 did he ever

00:39:12.540 did he pay

00:39:13.080 yeah he paid

00:39:13.760 oh he did

00:39:14.440 he paid

00:39:15.160 shout out Guzik

00:39:16.440 for being a man of his word

00:39:17.620 yeah I went back

00:39:18.480 I went back and he paid me

00:39:19.380 but yeah

00:39:19.780 it was at the time

00:39:20.660 when like

00:39:21.080 not only were people popping off on youtube this bandit i can see it in my eye like just flapping

00:39:26.500 around people weren't popping off on youtube but also just like some kid from ohio making these

00:39:31.980 dumb videos but it paid off and it worked and also um you just can't give a fuck if you're like on

00:39:38.040 that on that new stage and you really want to become a youtuber it's what you said you just

00:39:41.280 have to get over it and and and swallow your pride your ego whatever it is and don't be afraid

00:39:45.200 to look dumb except lesson right here sometimes your i don't give a fuck attitude can shoot you

00:39:51.700 in the foot so make sure you i mean it's good it's good to like to to definitely live in your

00:39:58.460 body and do the stuff that you want to do but definitely just be conscious of of the actions

00:40:05.100 you're taking and who you may be affecting that's what i'll say how many how many fucks would you

00:40:09.140 say you give on any given day zero total zero yeah that's a great number by the way that's a

00:40:17.180 great number i try to live in that place too i have do you here's a i got two big ones i don't

00:40:22.200 know what to ask first but i guess we'll stay on this topic do you deal with or how have you because

00:40:28.000 i'm sure you do deal with haters at all oh for sure it was something that from going to like this

00:40:34.660 nobody who literally just travels solo in her van and doesn't really interact with people

00:40:39.440 to this video blowing up and i like realizing that my audience is so big that they're going

00:40:46.840 to be haters in there and there's a lot of conspiracies about my growth and oh yeah i did

00:40:52.620 see that oh yeah let's get into it what are the what are the people saying um that i work for

00:40:58.460 youtube and that i'm an actress oh oh it's a an industry plant industry plant oh my god i've heard

00:41:07.060 about not with you but i've heard about this so what so let's just be let's ask her frankly

00:41:12.460 were you started as a genetic seed that became a plant of the industry i was bred so that i could

00:41:19.980 live in a van with a pet snake and start youtube i i heard you heard it first i was born yesterday

00:41:25.340 i was born yesterday dog i believe her like i really do like i'll ask you another question

00:41:32.120 it's sort of similar like are do you think pigeons are spies do pigeons work for the

00:41:35.960 government any thoughts wow that is spooky okay i didn't i didn't think about that but it's

00:41:43.000 possible let me ask you another question follow-up question some would call it have you ever seen a

00:41:49.860 baby pigeon a what a baby pigeon which is a small pigeon no no you haven't you want you want to know

00:41:57.600 why who has i know why why as soon as the pigeons are born they're brought up on a diet of french

00:42:05.880 fries from the mcdonald's parking lot and french fries are genetically uh grown to age pigeons

00:42:13.840 faster. Yeah, foul. Which they

00:42:15.860 then become spies.

00:42:17.660 I swear to God, this is not, this is

00:42:19.560 this started in truth. The government

00:42:21.980 used to strap cameras to pigeons

00:42:23.600 to fly them over

00:42:25.140 communists in the Cold War. Really?

00:42:27.860 Yeah, I swear to God. Yeah. And then

00:42:29.580 seriously, who the fuck has seen

00:42:31.820 a baby pigeon? They don't exist.

00:42:33.780 Pigeons are built by the government with cameras in their

00:42:35.820 eyeballs. Back to the van.

00:42:38.160 I'm kind of spooked now.

00:42:39.540 Creator haters. What do they say? What could they

00:42:41.720 possibly be saying? Are those craters?

00:42:43.560 Craters, yeah.

00:42:44.320 You're such a nice girl.

00:42:45.900 So what's good?

00:42:47.280 Nothing.

00:42:47.760 I think it just stems from not comprehending how the YouTube algorithm works.

00:42:52.760 Give me an example of something someone said to you that may have affected you.

00:43:01.480 I think what really gets me is when people say that I don't live in my van.

00:43:05.460 I'm like, what?

00:43:06.360 Why?

00:43:07.100 Why does that affect you?

00:43:08.340 Because I'm like, I worked really hard to provide that lifestyle for myself.

00:43:12.340 and like just to go to the extremes to like make a channel and have that like to make a channel

00:43:20.480 revolving around living in a van just for the sake of youtube is so when you get called the

00:43:25.560 phony essentially yeah i can relate think about all the real ass real ass videos the past like 10

00:43:31.300 to 15 that we've made and everyone's like well this is fake you paid that polish kid to come in

00:43:36.000 so you can make content and at what point like i've gotten to a point now because i deal with

00:43:40.920 too and i'm the hamstring injury too and i'm relatively new to the space because and i have

00:43:45.180 my own channel and i so i see a little bit of it there at what point do you just really get

00:43:50.300 to a point where like you just don't care like because i'll tell you what the the majority of

00:43:56.260 them especially on youtube are like 14 and under they don't even know what they're saying they

00:44:01.220 they're just they just type stuff and then they move on to the next creator and type something

00:44:04.980 else you know what i'm saying you don't live in your van then they go to logan you didn't pull

00:44:07.660 you're a hamstring, you're a lion, boo-foo, foo-foo, boo-foo.

00:44:10.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:11.220 Because they're like 12.

00:44:12.460 Like, at what point, like, or for me, they're like,

00:44:14.500 aren't you like, I'm 34.

00:44:16.080 Like, aren't you like 40?

00:44:17.380 Or they'll write, literally on my post,

00:44:19.040 they'll write, you're 34.

00:44:20.400 And I'm like, thank you so much for reminding me.

00:44:23.400 I lost my ID and I completely forgot

00:44:24.980 how fucking old I was.

00:44:26.400 Like, at what point do you just realize

00:44:27.620 that these people are fucking morons

00:44:30.160 and that they, the only reason they're doing it

00:44:32.760 is because they have nothing going for themselves.

00:44:35.260 So they have to comment on other people's shit.

00:44:37.000 Well, how can you say a 14-year-old is nothing going for himself?

00:44:39.560 All right, but how about the moron?

00:44:40.420 Can we stick with the moron at least?

00:44:42.160 No, I wouldn't even give you that because, dude, trust me.

00:44:45.500 I was there.

00:44:46.600 I remember being 14, and the few creators, like the Smoshes,

00:44:51.220 the Jenna Marbles, haters were just becoming a thing.

00:44:55.720 And it was like, fuck the haters.

00:44:57.080 Ignore the haters.

00:44:58.000 And I was like, yeah, me too.

00:44:59.300 The 14-year-old was like, yeah, haters are the worst.

00:45:03.500 and then one day i was watching this video and almost like something took over me bro it became

00:45:09.460 like an apparition and my my hands went to the keyboard and i typed on in the comment section

00:45:14.720 i was like you suck loser and i was about to send it and i stopped i was like

00:45:20.480 why did i just do that do you think it's because something deep inside them deep that they don't

00:45:29.420 even know what's happening possesses them to to say the first thought that comes to your mind

00:45:34.960 because by the way having the thought like you suck loser it's a it's a thought it's in my head

00:45:41.080 voicing it knowing that it could hurt someone's feelings is where the disconnect is do you think

00:45:46.820 it's like do you think uh being a hater and by the way i think there's two different kinds i think

00:45:51.300 that you suck loser is one that's the most like feeble kind and then there's the hater that hates

00:45:57.620 because they don't understand so like so like your fans that are like you kick jacob out because

00:46:02.960 you're 34 and you're stupid and you want logan to be your best like they don't get it they think

00:46:07.740 they have it figured out like like they always think they have shit figured out in reality you

00:46:10.960 don't got the answers sway obviously you guys don't know shit about anything but like but like

00:46:16.260 my my but but let me ask do you think that haters that like that first time that you didn't do it

00:46:23.320 do you think that was the equivalent of like the first hit of like a drug?

00:46:27.740 And since you didn't do it,

00:46:29.880 you didn't get addicted to hating.

00:46:33.920 Because if you don't use the first time,

00:46:36.020 you can never get addicted.

00:46:36.980 Right.

00:46:37.460 Yeah.

00:46:38.120 And so like,

00:46:38.800 do you think if you sent that note,

00:46:40.720 you saw cruisers in slow-mo and you hit the fucking enter button and it went

00:46:44.820 through and Jenna Marbles saw it.

00:46:46.540 And,

00:46:47.000 and she responded by the way and wrote,

00:46:48.700 that's not very nice jerk head.

00:46:50.520 And you got a response from your favorite creator.

00:46:52.540 I would have been stoked.

00:46:53.580 And you would have just been on everybody's shit.

00:46:55.100 Fuck you, loser.

00:46:56.020 I hate you.

00:46:57.540 Like, so maybe, how do you stop the haters?

00:47:01.200 Like, do you think there's a way?

00:47:02.860 No.

00:47:03.940 If you're popular, there's just, the numbers,

00:47:08.460 there's always going to be at least like 1%.

00:47:10.640 Mike made a comment before,

00:47:12.780 and we've kind of been on this wave a little bit.

00:47:14.240 I don't know if we necessarily believe in haters.

00:47:17.100 We believe in strangers.

00:47:19.360 I made that tweet.

00:47:20.440 It's solid.

00:47:21.340 it's they're it's uh it's maybe maybe their ignorance i'll use the word whether they don't

00:47:29.300 know and ignorance doesn't always mean a bad thing sometimes it literally just means ignorance

00:47:32.280 you're like uneducated viewpoint of whoever you're talking about or a topic may lead you to say

00:47:40.720 something that might not necessarily be true we talk about like when people meet us in real life

00:47:44.880 few people few people meet us and they're like yo for sure it's like still fuck those guys few people

00:47:49.720 I would be, I would be hard pressed to find anyone who you and I have interacted with.

00:47:55.480 I, I, you say that there's, you say that people sit, people don't like you sometimes, bro.

00:48:00.360 You said that.

00:48:00.980 I'm going to be honest.

00:48:02.720 Well, I got a, I got a hundred percent hit rate.

00:48:04.660 Not a single person.

00:48:05.320 That is definitely not true.

00:48:06.100 That is definitely not true.

00:48:06.700 Name one person.

00:48:07.480 Name one person.

00:48:08.680 Go.

00:48:08.760 I'm not going to.

00:48:09.700 Go.

00:48:10.000 No, I'm not going to.

00:48:10.900 Say a name.

00:48:11.860 Because by the way.

00:48:12.380 Say a name.

00:48:12.900 Because by the way, your, your people are, uh, your people are like, are like your ex and

00:48:18.820 shit like that.

00:48:19.460 Those are the only people.

00:48:20.580 And it's not like they just barely know me.

00:48:22.900 That's why I said few people.

00:48:24.260 Yeah.

00:48:25.780 I provided the buffer.

00:48:27.720 But I think what it does is it defeats some of the other part of the conversation we're just having.

00:48:33.120 Because let's say we're both at 99.9%.

00:48:35.320 By the way, my rate is definitely higher than yours.

00:48:37.600 Absolutely not.

00:48:38.460 I guarantee that.

00:48:39.460 Who thinks that's true?

00:48:40.880 I can guarantee that.

00:48:41.560 Who thinks more people don't like Mike after?

00:48:43.760 David's shaking his head no.

00:48:46.020 Mike, people don't like you.

00:48:47.640 no he's not shaking his head

00:48:50.060 it's like if I go to

00:48:52.120 like if I go to a party

00:48:53.680 at the Faye's house right

00:48:55.180 and I'm just walking around like I'm definitely

00:48:57.440 you leave and then 80 girls go

00:48:59.640 who's that loud guy

00:49:00.800 so not true

00:49:02.680 it's not true but anyways

00:49:04.740 the point I made was

00:49:07.840 about

00:49:09.780 not having haters having strangers

00:49:11.340 is because when people get to know us

00:49:13.560 or I'll speak for myself when people get to know me

00:49:15.920 they're like holy shit

00:49:17.200 Like I, that dude's awesome.

00:49:18.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:19.080 Like, so the people that hate are the people that just don't know our,

00:49:21.920 our style.

00:49:22.560 Like they don't know who we are, like how nice we are, how, like,

00:49:25.320 like I'm down to every person I meet.

00:49:27.120 I'm down to listen to your story, hear you out, become friends with you.

00:49:30.780 You know?

00:49:32.140 Sorry.

00:49:32.620 Sorry about that.

00:49:33.360 Listen, sorry about it.

00:49:35.120 Listen, see, can you see why people don't like him?

00:49:37.020 Cause when there's fucking, well, cause you're right.

00:49:39.440 This is you, bro.

00:49:40.500 Man, I'm super nice.

00:49:41.640 I care about everybody.

00:49:42.940 I go to parties and girls love me.

00:49:45.040 That's what you sound like.

00:49:46.000 All right, well, you're the one that brought up the point about it.

00:49:48.780 So do you want to finish it?

00:49:49.820 I'll finish by saying this.

00:49:51.180 By the point I made, by the way, that you stole from me?

00:49:53.440 Like most of your content?

00:49:56.220 Got fired.

00:49:58.960 Finish your point, loser.

00:50:00.540 Come on.

00:50:01.020 I'm just digesting the absurd things you say, bro.

00:50:05.080 I don't finish the point.

00:50:05.920 Come on.

00:50:06.200 Bro, did you know you can't take a nap in this house unless it's coordinated to the exact time Mike takes a nap?

00:50:12.060 4.30 p.m.

00:50:12.840 Because otherwise, you're trying to take a nap and all you hear is,

00:50:16.220 Hey, it's me, Mike.

00:50:18.000 Chef Katie, what's for dinner?

00:50:19.720 That's my Mike voice.

00:50:20.700 Just screaming in the house for no reason.

00:50:22.600 Everybody knows.

00:50:23.240 It must be nice living in that van with no room listening, Mike.

00:50:25.760 Love it.

00:50:26.640 Anyways, do you do drugs?

00:50:28.000 No.

00:50:28.920 Do you drink?

00:50:29.420 Nice segue.

00:50:30.300 I actually, I had my first sip of alcohol on my birthday on Friday.

00:50:35.540 How'd you like it?

00:50:36.260 Wow.

00:50:36.380 I didn't.

00:50:38.140 No, I had a hard kombucha.

00:50:39.560 what did you what is that vodka that you add into it no i don't know it's just like soup like

00:50:46.380 fermented more oh it's like a line kind of yeah i just have no interest how do you know that that

00:50:53.780 i don't have interest in alcohol yeah because i haven't tried it seems like a bit of a

00:50:58.520 okay i i hear you and by the way i'm not advocating yeah i'm just trying to i'm trying

00:51:06.340 to pick your brain a little bit um because you know i can't help but feel like if i was living

00:51:11.180 in a van at 22 now 21 21 yeah 21 21 um i can't help but feel like i i would get the major fomo

00:51:22.120 of of kids my age who are out having fun drinking partying going to coachella that's just not fun

00:51:29.860 to you like you see that shit and it's like lame to you i mean maybe not necessarily coachella but

00:51:35.580 all that stuff like i can still do and i still will it's like literally living in a van i feel

00:51:41.100 like it's no different than living in a house like i'm out doing things all day and i just come back

00:51:45.940 to sleep i would i would maybe i just might the one thing that it's hard for me to wrap my head

00:51:52.220 around is the isolation would you would you consider yourself out of touch like with just

00:52:02.680 life like reality no uh the current state of social are you talking about social media society

00:52:12.980 social just social social um society seems like a weird word society social society i'm not like

00:52:19.540 a super social person but i still socialize i feel like my life is maybe a little bit different than

00:52:25.640 most people my age but not that much different how do you i literally cannot he just played a

00:52:31.540 sound effect you can't hear it because you're not wearing headphones i heard it okay thanks dylan

00:52:35.720 how do you date you go on dates in the bus are you dating um the van sorry yeah um no i try not

00:52:45.280 to what what you actively try not to date yeah the van's so small i just there's no room and i'm

00:52:53.420 always moving could you ever imagine another person living in the van with you no i always

00:52:58.300 said if i were to date someone it would have to be another van lifer oh my god and you guys would

00:53:02.620 just do like caravans places and shit so he has his own spot and i have my own spot i'm very like

00:53:08.820 particular about how my van is and like try to stay organized have you seen the movie free solo

00:53:13.720 i haven't i heard it was really good though this the guy who climbed the mountain his name is alex

00:53:18.600 honnold he also lives in a bus yeah are you looking for an alex honnold yeah really so wow

00:53:25.840 that's crazy so you're at you're actively trying to not date again though don't you think that's

00:53:30.820 like don't you think you're not allowing yourself to live what some people would call is a very

00:53:36.220 important part of life in in that being love i'll go on dates for fun just for fun yeah but nothing

00:53:46.060 serious kind of cruel don't you think you're leading guys on a little bit just to drive off

00:53:50.420 into the sunset in the van quite literally wow yeah dang well i mean you said it's there's no

00:53:57.420 room but like if the dude has like a house or an apartment there's like room there that's it's so

00:54:04.360 interesting i don't want to intrude i have my own house i kind of i kind of like that style

00:54:10.080 of of thinking because i because i'm i'm similar in that like where i sleep at night has very little

00:54:17.100 like impact on my life you know what i'm saying like if i'm if like my life is the same i do the

00:54:24.620 same things throughout the course of the day whether i wake up in a seven million dollar

00:54:27.060 mansion or on a friend's couch i have noticed i'm saying like i i'm very i'm very like free flow

00:54:32.920 you know what i'm saying so like i don't i don't because i've been there i've been on the friend's

00:54:37.200 couch i've been on the i've slept in the trunk of cars you know what i'm saying at another time

00:54:41.140 in my life when things weren't what they are now and i know that just like any other material items

00:54:48.880 in this world true happiness is like material items houses like all that stuff and all the

00:54:55.420 money everything is so far removed from the real meaning of life and happiness and this isn't like

00:55:02.120 this isn't like debatable like it's not like oh well i get happiness i was i was gonna debate it

00:55:07.000 i knew you were going to and that's why i prefaced by saying it's not like all the people that you

00:55:10.720 see in life that are truly happy have found happiness within and through experience and

00:55:15.580 other people like there's nobody out there that's like i just got the new roles and shit is dope

00:55:20.680 right now my wife got so wait let me like all that shit let me check you right now you just said

00:55:25.260 you know through experience and other people and like i'll agree with you yeah so my why i think

00:55:30.640 i'm something i'm it's not clicking for me here is experience absolutely and other people absolutely

00:55:35.980 but it seems like your isolation even with like relationships do you feel it's like taking away

00:55:43.780 do you feel like it's stripping you of i'll say youth but but a youthful spry lifestyle

00:55:51.440 no i feel like honestly i feel like younger every day just because i'm able to go do like

00:55:57.940 kid things and like yeah do you think it'll ever get old no i'm just starting are you planning are

00:56:04.480 Are you planning to be in this kind of lifestyle for a long time?

00:56:07.560 Yeah, I want to maybe rebuild this van and do a road trip for the national parks in the U.S.

00:56:14.380 And then I want to go cross-country, like, I mean, internationally.

00:56:17.940 What does growing up look like for you?

00:56:20.900 I don't know.

00:56:21.580 I, like, 10 years, I still see myself living in a van and traveling.

00:56:26.420 Will you ever have kids?

00:56:27.880 No.

00:56:28.720 No, never?

00:56:29.480 No.

00:56:31.100 Why?

00:56:31.340 Maybe.

00:56:31.540 I saw a psychic yesterday and she said I was going to have a kid

00:56:33.960 when I'm 29

00:56:34.600 maybe you got another van lifer

00:56:37.280 by the way if you have a kid

00:56:38.640 does he need his own van too

00:56:40.780 yeah

00:56:41.320 it's like you

00:56:45.100 it's like you free solo van

00:56:47.640 and then the kids got like a little

00:56:49.180 like one of those little hot wheel vans

00:56:51.440 that he just cruises around

00:56:53.520 behind you guys

00:56:54.320 that's dope

00:56:57.200 I mean listen

00:56:57.820 I love it

00:56:59.820 you're you're you're better at it than i could ever be but i also share a similar

00:57:06.380 in a strange way a similar outlook on life as you do because i'm not ever in a rush to like

00:57:12.520 to like i just live very freely like day to day just experiencing life meeting people you know

00:57:18.580 what i'm saying like i'm just not concerned with the things that society says i should be concerned

00:57:23.540 with oh you're you're this age now so by this age you should have this amount of money in the bank

00:57:28.160 this degree this many kids fuck that yeah because by the way how do you explain that to somebody

00:57:34.760 that dies at 19 do you know what i'm saying like what how does that work like how do you

00:57:39.140 plan your life based around societal norms and shit the only the only way i see any path to

00:57:45.180 success right now is breaking that kind of shit and doing things your own way and so you're doing

00:57:50.600 that and so like you you i'm envious of your ability to actually go full fucking throttle on

00:57:55.400 you know what i'm saying and say like i'm not doing any of that shit like i'm gonna do what

00:57:59.380 i want i want to explore i want to hike i want to surf well said mark i like that i liked it a lot

00:58:04.100 is there a special moment that stood out to you in the past two years of your life involving this

00:58:09.760 here blue van i think just the whole journey i bought the van as a present to myself for my 19th

00:58:17.200 birthday how'd you afford it by the way i was working full-time for like a sporting goods

00:58:21.580 company doing data entry what oh yeah what'd you oh what'd you pay for it the van itself was

00:58:28.460 twenty five hundred dollars nice nice buy yeah i put about eight thousand into it yeah

00:58:33.620 and that was all from entering data yep so it seems like a good paying job it was a fun no it

00:58:41.340 wasn't it wasn't it was very humbling but i worked for a year and then saved up for it is there is

00:58:47.480 there is there one thing that you wish you could have with you in the in the in the van and another

00:58:52.700 question is what is the most important item that you have in there i wish i had a shower but maybe

00:58:58.860 not in this van and i think the most important item for me is my bed i have a full-size bed in

00:59:06.440 there and i love it is this a brand deal you're about to do right now okay by casper mattress

00:59:11.720 My purple mattress

00:59:13.020 I felt like

00:59:13.780 Oh actually

00:59:14.260 I take that back

00:59:15.020 It's my closet

00:59:15.600 Under the bed

00:59:17.060 Yeah

00:59:17.300 I saw that

00:59:18.020 It's quite extensive

00:59:19.040 It's really impressive

00:59:20.040 It's huge

00:59:20.600 Thank you

00:59:21.020 Yeah you did good

00:59:21.700 I feel like you could get

00:59:22.880 The shower thing figured out

00:59:24.360 You haven't showered on you?

00:59:26.680 I

00:59:27.080 I do not

00:59:29.360 Like I

00:59:29.920 You've clearly looked at

00:59:31.620 Solves for this

00:59:32.240 I know you have

00:59:32.880 Because I can tell

00:59:33.540 How important it is to you

00:59:34.860 Yeah

00:59:35.180 Is there a unit

00:59:36.160 That you strap onto

00:59:37.000 The back of the van

00:59:37.740 That holds potable water

00:59:39.080 That is heated

00:59:40.580 by some sort of piping system to the spout

00:59:44.240 and the spout is on the side of the van

00:59:46.540 and you pull it out.

00:59:47.560 When do you want to take a shower

00:59:48.320 and you shower with hot water behind your van

00:59:50.100 using the engine to combust heat

00:59:52.700 that then pushes hot water through the pipes

00:59:54.880 to your side of the van shower.

00:59:57.140 There are like propane showers and stuff like that,

01:00:00.620 but I don't want to shower outside.

01:00:03.380 Oh, you want it to be inside?

01:00:05.080 Yeah, so I'm totally content

01:00:06.680 with not having a shower in this van

01:00:08.200 and I plan on building another one

01:00:09.820 that's like sick do you feel like when you walk into planet fitness to go shower like they're

01:00:18.640 probably that's probably frowned upon right that's like probably the equivalent of like a homeless

01:00:22.000 person like trying to walk in and shower you have a you have a membership yeah 24 hours oh you do

01:00:26.900 oh so she can do whatever the fuck she wants oh true yeah you got a manager over there hey there

01:00:32.900 he is how did he find you how can i mean how can you trust any of these people i don't know i um

01:00:42.140 i went to i met with a lot of like managers and agencies and this one just clicked um when i blew

01:00:49.220 up everyone was kind of preying on me yeah for sure for sure yeah and i'm just i don't know

01:00:54.760 anything about this realm i barely watch youtube and i don't it's like going to these meetings

01:00:59.340 make me realize like people have teams behind them it's not just the the creator the influencer so

01:01:05.620 it's in addition to trying to find a manager that fit for me it's learning how all this works

01:01:12.460 and you signed with you signed with studio 71 right no oh you didn't no how did i i can't remember how

01:01:17.840 we got connected to i was talking to someone and then they were like oh we have this girl on our

01:01:22.620 roster maybe it wasn't studio 71 i met with them okay um yeah i don't want to sign with an mcn right

01:01:28.380 now okay yeah how come i just here's i'm just talking to like individual creators it just

01:01:34.600 doesn't seem like the right route and contracts are just not i don't know what i'm gonna do just

01:01:39.060 negotiate a good deal huh just negotiate a good deal i i i've been in the game for a long time

01:01:44.220 i have nothing bad to say about a good mcn that gives you a good deal yeah yeah they're awesome

01:01:48.880 i think for now i just want like just having a small team instead of everyone trying to push

01:01:55.420 brand deals and all this other stuff i'm just getting my foot in the door i'm still learning

01:01:59.180 how to film and edit videos i don't really think i need a whole squad squad yeah brand deals do

01:02:08.100 you see yourself doing those not soon really yeah trying to stay authentic yeah what about like

01:02:14.280 starting a brand maybe yeah don't know what yet though clothing maybe merch yeah alfredo merch

01:02:22.480 what if somebody said if you do a brand deal they'll install a uh indoor van shower for you

01:02:28.060 would you do it no it depends on the deal look i i really want to sell you my cool bus like i

01:02:33.740 like please we can talk about that yeah please buy it i need well you told me it doesn't even

01:02:39.300 start now it does we can fix that we can fix that my dad my dad's working on it he's kind of the

01:02:47.340 jack of all trades nice his name's greg he's a good guy yeah yeah that's what i was thinking so

01:02:53.400 all right so we do we do audio only which is basically this podcast but it's audio only which

01:02:57.800 is good for me because of my band-aid um so janelle thank you for coming on impulsive the

01:03:03.060 number one podcast in the world anything else you want to say today no thanks for having me

01:03:07.800 of course of course where can they find you on social media instagram youtube you can find me

01:03:12.000 at Janelle Eliana on YouTube and

01:03:14.140 Instagram. Okay. Fire. Very easy.

01:03:16.440 Alright. Gonna do audio only right now.

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01:03:28.140 We love you. We'll see you next time. Take it easy.

01:03:30.060 Peace.

01:03:31.880 I'm so glad. I'm so glad we're here.

01:03:33.600 This band is just

01:03:34.900 flapping in the wind. There's a lot to do with it.

01:03:37.480 It's Lassie on my face.

01:03:39.120 What do your parents think of this?

01:03:40.820 this is crazy yeah um well my dad didn't know that i moved into a van because after i graduated

01:03:47.640 i didn't talk to anyone for about a year or two and i just kind of drove back to my hometown and

01:03:52.420 was like this is my life now wait did you go fully off grid you didn't tell anybody what you're doing

01:03:57.740 nothing no not the folks i i like left to know and said that i was moving out of state i was just a

01:04:03.520 very angsty dramatic teen what what drove the angst were you listening to emo no I just really

01:04:11.940 wanted to get my college degree and I felt like no one was helping me so I was like eff it I'll

01:04:16.100 go do it myself and I came back and was like you know what I don't really care for school right now

01:04:21.400 and I just want to live in a van and travel do you talk to your parents every now and then yeah

01:04:25.640 my dad's like my biggest fan it's oh really yeah he updates me on my youtube channel more than

01:04:30.540 oh yeah you did say that and they're not they're not concerned at all they don't

01:04:34.980 send you the be careful texts oh yeah we we talk like almost on a daily basis and it's just be safe

01:04:40.260 and you know when i like see subscribers now and like they recognize me he gets a little bit

01:04:46.500 concerned but yeah i i do kind of want to dive like where did the angst come from like you have

01:04:53.120 to be at a a significant place in your life to be a 19 year old can i mean that one's mine go ahead

01:05:02.000 you have to be at a significant place in your life as a as a 19 year old to

01:05:06.380 ghost your parents and go live in a van do you know do you see what i'm saying yeah i mean

01:05:11.940 i didn't leave to go live in a van i left to go pursue a degree but couldn't you just tell

01:05:18.360 them that yeah i was just stubborn and prideful and i was like i didn't want to have influence

01:05:24.660 from anyone i didn't want anyone telling me what school to go to or like just i wanted to make my

01:05:28.720 own decisions are you still like that um yeah i'm a pretty like headstrong person so i and i feel

01:05:36.780 like it worked out what happens if you meet a uh a really just a strapping young lad a boy or a girl

01:05:44.240 whatever you're into and you fall in love with this person you're really into love huh i it

01:05:48.540 fascinates me because i'm incapable of that i'm just i'm just kidding i think no i'm not i'm not

01:05:55.160 but anyways i'm just saying like love for everyone who's been in love is a powerful emotion

01:06:01.820 probably probably like because of love and heartbreak that that has the power to just

01:06:10.880 drop me to my knees like actually shatter me and nothing else in my life can do that nothing

01:06:15.660 so i'm saying what happens if you you meet someone and you fall in love and you can't help

01:06:20.280 like you fall in love and maybe because you're saying you're super headstrong and stubborn that

01:06:25.180 it'll never happen but i mean maybe you gotta make some room in that in that better years

01:06:30.520 i just take life day by day if that happens and like tomorrow i want to have like five kids and

01:06:35.100 buy a house you'll do it i'll do it but as of right now and like what i how i have been for

01:06:40.220 the past years not your brand yeah it's not my brand what happens what happens if she she gets

01:06:47.660 a house do you think people like she's no longer the van girl she's just girl the house the house

01:06:53.680 girl yeah i think what would happen i feel like there's a there's like a play for you no matter

01:06:59.360 what enclosure you go into because at the end of the day like people will people will always like

01:07:05.440 say like oh like it's because of this that you made it or it's because of that like people will

01:07:11.700 be like even to me in the future that it's because of logan paul is because you're on and paul like

01:07:15.140 all these things you're hot right now because you have a dope personality you're hot right now

01:07:20.220 because you're you're people fuck with your vibe do you know what i'm saying like that kind of like

01:07:25.520 oh she only made it because she lives in a van or she only made it because she has a pet snake like

01:07:30.640 all that stuff is just foo-foo there's other people out with vans there's other people with

01:07:34.260 platforms other people with celebs behind them all that shit when you take it away you have a

01:07:41.780 you have a personality that's driving 13 million views instead of 13 000 views do you know what i'm

01:07:47.100 saying it's not the van thank you and so like i don't think it's going to really matter much like

01:07:50.860 if you're i mean i think it would be cool to maintain that brand maybe the next thing you do

01:07:55.420 is a submarine do you know i'm saying maybe the next thing you do is like a floating hovercraft

01:08:00.640 Yeah

01:08:01.560 I like that

01:08:01.920 But like

01:08:02.280 Just maybe look for new enclosures

01:08:03.840 It could even just be like

01:08:04.840 A big walk-in closet

01:08:06.000 On wheels

01:08:07.160 A big walk-in closet

01:08:08.600 On wheels

01:08:09.100 Or the cool bus

01:08:10.240 Like maybe you turn it

01:08:11.040 Into a walk-in closet

01:08:12.080 I gotta check out the cool bus

01:08:13.960 It's cool

01:08:14.680 It's really cool

01:08:16.040 It is cool

01:08:16.680 How do you eat?

01:08:19.200 Do you cook?

01:08:19.980 No

01:08:20.280 Do you eat out?

01:08:21.700 All the time

01:08:22.280 Do you have a private chef?

01:08:23.140 No

01:08:23.480 That's expensive though

01:08:24.920 It is

01:08:25.500 But I don't pay rent

01:08:26.380 So it

01:08:26.980 Evens out

01:08:28.340 Yeah

01:08:28.660 Where do you eat usually?

01:08:30.040 Airwon

01:08:30.520 is that an LA thing

01:08:32.760 yeah

01:08:33.140 I haven't been

01:08:34.300 but I heard it's

01:08:35.000 that's a spot

01:08:35.540 that's where you're gonna

01:08:36.320 meet the boy by the way

01:08:37.140 just so you know

01:08:37.760 oh there's so many

01:08:38.460 good looking people

01:08:39.240 everyone does

01:08:40.880 everyone does

01:08:41.840 what about veggie grill

01:08:42.980 I've been veggie grill

01:08:44.920 a couple times

01:08:45.440 yeah I'm vegetarian

01:08:46.300 but I like

01:08:47.500 when I travel

01:08:48.120 like eating out

01:08:48.780 it's probably my favorite thing

01:08:49.800 showers and eating

01:08:51.000 is like what I revolve

01:08:52.220 my schedule around

01:08:53.020 it seems like

01:08:53.880 you kind of have to

01:08:55.040 like those are two

01:08:55.700 pretty important things

01:08:56.720 are you showering every day

01:08:59.140 or sometimes you'll just

01:08:59.920 like with pool a week with no shower oh no no every day if not every other day you smell great

01:09:04.840 by the way yeah that was one of the things i noticed i was like whoa i noticed that too you

01:09:10.640 did yeah when i hugged her i'm surprised we took this long to say it i should we should have

01:09:14.860 mentioned your hygiene's on point like thank you i try i wish i could say the same dude just

01:09:21.360 boxing's dirt it's a dirty sport my gloves get dirty my gloves get dirty and i'm sweating all

01:09:28.200 the time and i'm constantly just like touching my face my gloves next thing you know i got

01:09:31.380 yeah i don't think either of us are really shiny examples of hygiene or in in other i mean besides

01:09:37.880 besides that boxing bro i'm not gonna lie yeah i'm a clean ass dude like i'm clean as fuck bro

01:09:43.860 showers every day every two times but that's a luxury you have because sometimes i wake up in

01:09:50.340 the morning i'll shower just to wake up i'll shower because i want to take a shower you know

01:09:55.720 and then I'll work out later in the day and be sweaty.

01:09:58.680 How do you feel about camping?

01:10:01.240 I love camping.

01:10:02.000 Really?

01:10:02.320 Yeah.

01:10:03.180 You're like an outdoorsy girl?

01:10:04.480 Definitely.

01:10:05.040 Shoot a bow?

01:10:06.160 I don't think I'd be good, but I'd be down to try.

01:10:09.500 I love camping.

01:10:10.980 Like a good old Colorado pine.

01:10:13.740 Set up the RV.

01:10:15.020 Light a fire.

01:10:15.700 One match.

01:10:17.600 Roast a mallow.

01:10:18.320 What about sticks to get the fire going?

01:10:20.540 You got to collect them.

01:10:21.600 No, no, no.

01:10:21.980 Have you tried that to light a fire?

01:10:25.720 with just rubbing sticks together, the friction of sticks.

01:10:27.940 No, I'm a cheater.

01:10:28.900 Frictioning?

01:10:29.600 Is that what it's called?

01:10:30.400 I think you can do it with rocks, too.

01:10:31.820 Oh, no, I think it's called fracking.

01:10:33.180 No, man, that's where you dig horizontally for oil.

01:10:37.720 I got to say, I don't think you were right on the horizontal part of that.

01:10:41.540 Imagine you just dig a thing in the ground and then dig horizontally for oil.

01:10:46.380 Fracking.

01:10:47.540 Oh, man.

01:10:50.040 We've gone off topic.

01:10:51.040 We've gone off topic.

01:10:52.020 No, it's fine.

01:10:53.100 Great documentary, Gasland.

01:10:55.720 if you're if you're listening to this right now first of all god bless second of all because we're

01:11:02.280 in the audio only is why i say it and we've got we i like our audio only people by the way shout

01:11:06.480 out audio only people there's a lot of them bro there's about a hundred thousand per gasland is

01:11:11.280 a documentary about uh an area in west pennsylvania where the fracking i know i'm gonna see comments

01:11:18.100 about this too which is what i love and then people are gonna tweet at me about it where the

01:11:21.180 where the fracking has gotten so bad because when they frack for oil,

01:11:25.740 they use these fracking compounds that are just horrifying chemicals,

01:11:30.940 just absolutely terrible.

01:11:32.800 And what happens is it seeps through the ground into the groundwater.

01:11:35.900 And then,

01:11:36.780 so it gets into the drinking water and then they also remove it and they put

01:11:41.380 it in fracking liquid ponds and it evaporates into the air.

01:11:44.840 And so what's happened is the area has become so toxic that if you turn

01:11:50.980 on your faucet you can light your water on fire wow as it comes out of the fucking faucet

01:11:58.740 west pennsylvania probably some places in ohio oh my god that area it's still relevant yep and

01:12:04.360 this documentary was made a few years ago but basically they sit just south of a protected

01:12:09.340 area called the um hudson preserve hudson river preserve of new york isn't the hudson one the one

01:12:15.620 that caught on fire

01:12:16.300 in Cleveland?

01:12:18.580 Cleveland River.

01:12:19.800 Cleveland River.

01:12:20.400 Cleveland River.

01:12:20.980 Oh, no,

01:12:21.320 the Hudson's where

01:12:21.840 they landed the plane.

01:12:22.780 Yes, in New York.

01:12:23.920 Yes, okay.

01:12:24.260 But that whole

01:12:24.660 Hudson River Valley

01:12:25.440 is all protected.

01:12:26.260 That's why New York City

01:12:26.960 has some of the cleanest

01:12:28.080 drinking water on Earth.

01:12:29.120 But when you get

01:12:29.820 just south of it,

01:12:30.520 they're able to basically

01:12:31.100 do what they want.

01:12:31.920 And so if you ever feel

01:12:33.680 so inclined

01:12:34.700 to watch a documentary,

01:12:36.460 watch Gasland.

01:12:37.220 I found it quite entertaining

01:12:38.600 and educational.

01:12:40.520 Is it on Netflix?

01:12:41.540 It's a HBO doc,

01:12:43.320 which you probably

01:12:44.180 could find on Netflix.

01:12:45.620 You could light your water on fire

01:12:47.580 Can you imagine that shit dude you just turn the water on

01:12:49.500 I don't want to

01:12:50.480 And I drink tap water so I gotta be careful

01:12:53.780 Alright that's it

01:12:55.520 That's all we got

01:12:56.100 Janelle thank you again

01:12:57.500 Yeah of course we love you

01:12:59.840 We hope to see you soon good luck in the van

01:13:01.800 Can we ever check the van out

01:13:03.060 Can I actually look at it right now

01:13:04.940 Oh it's here

01:13:05.860 By the way should we bring the camera

01:13:09.300 I thought about it but she just has so many videos

01:13:11.780 Online

01:13:12.200 Yeah, let them watch it.

01:13:14.340 All right, that's it.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 28, 2019

E116 MEET THE 21 YEAR OLD YOUTUBER WHO LIVES OUT OF HER VAN - IMPAULSIVE EP. 116

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