Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E115 DID KYLE MASSEY LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE？ - IMPAULSIVE EP. 115

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00:02:17.040 And I go, yo!

00:02:18.300 I went like this.

00:02:19.340 Oh my God!

00:02:20.040 Bro, I freaked out.

00:02:21.160 I freaked out.

00:02:21.880 I was like, wake up, please.

00:02:23.900 And she was like...

00:02:24.880 i have a different prop every show it just happens to be a streaming award that i won

00:02:35.640 but does it say the night shift on it no yeah it says logan paul what do you get it's the night

00:02:39.940 shift he's always plugging his bullshit show actually no it's a good show it's a good show

00:02:43.640 bro i have wait are we rolling yeah i have can't even believe because this is new for me the amount

00:02:50.480 of people that have come up in the past month to be like yo i love your show i'll be at warwick

00:02:55.440 right actual normal people come up to me they're like yo i watch the night shift every episode so

00:02:59.160 it's amazing and i i still am getting used to this yeah you did good man you're creating a

00:03:04.200 spinoff show i'm trying to get evan to do the same dwarf mamba and also welcome back to impulsive

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00:03:12.160 if you're not subscribed to that blind from me bro i just got a text from jed who reviews all

00:03:17.120 the episodes jed is our review team one hand man 10 10 10 men review team yep he said have an amazon

00:03:23.860 plan in motion do you guys want to go yep wow yes this episode comes out monday so we may

00:03:30.600 already be in the amazon by amazon by the time this comes out is there a chance we miss like

00:03:35.560 a filming or whatever like we'd have to i don't know or can we film down there man yeah of course

00:03:40.200 we're gonna we'll vlog it we'll drive awareness we'll get to raise a lot of money wow are we sick

00:03:44.420 Am I still invited?

00:03:45.380 Of course.

00:03:45.980 Even though you don't live in the house?

00:03:46.840 No, he doesn't live here anymore.

00:03:47.780 I'm still...

00:03:48.220 No, he's gone.

00:03:49.460 We can bring David the German.

00:03:50.440 We can't bring you, man.

00:03:53.440 It's nice.

00:03:54.420 Yeah, you can come.

00:03:55.420 No, we still like you.

00:03:56.640 I'm still on the number one podcast, right?

00:03:58.840 Of course, bro.

00:03:59.480 And you're the fucking most level-headed.

00:04:01.580 Yeah, true.

00:04:02.340 Is there any house gossip going on?

00:04:04.260 We just did it boys only right before this.

00:04:05.940 Five minutes before this.

00:04:06.820 I feel like we talked about everything.

00:04:07.640 We're pretty tapped out.

00:04:08.540 Blew our...

00:04:09.280 We did.

00:04:12.340 We got a new maid.

00:04:14.420 There was the old maid.

00:04:15.880 Hey, what's her name again?

00:04:17.800 Susalie?

00:04:19.940 Susalie.

00:04:21.560 Susalie.

00:04:22.200 Susalie.

00:04:22.720 You made her seem like she's from Sicily.

00:04:24.240 Yeah.

00:04:25.120 It's like she's from Italy.

00:04:25.960 Why don't we talk about the one that didn't get the job?

00:04:30.040 Oh.

00:04:31.540 So there's an audition process for every new employee,

00:04:34.480 every new hire at the house.

00:04:35.960 Chef Katie won the chef contest, obviously.

00:04:37.900 We had some interesting chefs.

00:04:39.960 Yeah, some bad chefs.

00:04:40.720 Similarly, we had some interesting maids audition.

00:04:43.440 and uh one of them how do i say this help me like let me let's put it this way as opposed to

00:04:54.740 talking about it from a current stance let's talk about what happened at the end of the day

00:04:58.500 danny came up to me and she said hey micah i'm reading the maids today and i need uh two your

00:05:05.640 two thoughts on the maid from today i have a problem with my voice and i said she was definitely

00:05:11.600 a pirate in a former life 100 hands down not open to any questions on it she was a pirate

00:05:16.920 number two and this is the important one she is going to kill every single person in this

00:05:21.140 fucking house it's a hundred percent guaranteed we're all fucking dead if we hire this lady

00:05:26.820 i woke up and mike told me that i'm like surely this can't be that bad so i go up and i i wave

00:05:32.040 at her i'm like hey i'm logan by the way she's like hi oh my god and i was like oh no oh no i

00:05:38.900 understand what's happening and then she turned around and uh what at one point and bent over i

00:05:43.560 saw just a just a riley reed tramp stamp going up she had a slew of russian prison damn i mean by

00:05:50.460 the way sweet lady sweet lady i had a conversation with her do you know what her paypal was that we

00:05:55.660 paid her with don't say the numbers just the yeah it was dark soul dark soul like one two three yeah

00:06:04.060 that's dark soul my my question is is when in the application process did someone invite this person

00:06:11.220 in and that's what i'm wondering you facetimed her you facetimed her and didn't immediately think

00:06:16.320 this lady's gonna make us all walk the plank yeah what the fuck is wrong with you dark soul

00:06:21.100 666 at gmail.com come on bye like we'll see you soon just need you to sign the nda no big deal

00:06:27.920 What the fuck, Danny?

00:06:31.620 She was good on FaceTime.

00:06:33.200 It happens.

00:06:34.360 It's a classic catfish.

00:06:35.760 This is a catfish.

00:06:37.520 Yeah.

00:06:37.880 Damn.

00:06:38.340 Yeah, but is it?

00:06:39.080 If you get catfish,

00:06:39.860 once you FaceTime someone,

00:06:41.620 doesn't that generally break the catfish?

00:06:43.040 Like usually if you're trying to hook up

00:06:44.360 with like a hot chick that you found online,

00:06:46.320 if it's like bigdicknick456 at gmail.com,

00:06:51.320 you might pump the brakes a little bit.

00:06:54.300 Shout out bigdicknick, Nick Foles.

00:06:56.780 Eagles winning quarterback.

00:06:57.920 All right, let's bring on our guest.

00:06:59.440 Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

00:07:00.440 We have a Disney Channel legend in the house today.

00:07:02.760 He played Corey Baxter on That's So Raven.

00:07:04.500 And the spinoff, Corey in the house.

00:07:06.080 He's a musician, a voice actor, and owner of an electric bike company.

00:07:09.760 It's Kyle Massey.

00:07:11.080 Let's go.

00:07:12.060 There we go.

00:07:12.840 Yo!

00:07:13.800 Yes.

00:07:14.700 What's good?

00:07:16.440 Yo, so, good to see you, by the way.

00:07:19.180 What up, bro?

00:07:19.740 On camera, love you.

00:07:20.440 Let's go.

00:07:21.240 I already did the behind-the-scenes love.

00:07:22.700 Before you came on the show, you were testing the mic a little bit,

00:07:25.560 and you're like, I like the way I sound.

00:07:26.940 I love the way I sound

00:07:27.940 Like some people

00:07:28.560 Are scared of the way

00:07:29.240 They sound

00:07:29.700 But like you know

00:07:31.000 I always talk in mics

00:07:32.180 I always like

00:07:32.940 You know write raps

00:07:33.860 And stuff

00:07:34.160 So I just love

00:07:35.380 The way I sound

00:07:36.020 You sound as good

00:07:37.000 As you smell dude

00:07:37.900 You smell good too

00:07:39.160 You just walked

00:07:40.220 And smelled

00:07:40.500 I don't know

00:07:40.980 How to say this

00:07:41.760 Oh he does smell good

00:07:42.440 I really smell it

00:07:43.160 Holy shit

00:07:43.760 Do you ever get

00:07:44.380 Like an initial vibe

00:07:47.160 From the guests

00:07:47.940 Like right off the bat

00:07:48.740 They come in

00:07:49.300 And like a lot of times

00:07:50.660 For me I'm just like

00:07:51.300 This might be this

00:07:52.220 This dude just gives me

00:07:53.780 All the good vibes

00:07:54.560 This dude's just

00:07:56.020 Smiling

00:07:56.500 smells good all about good vibes bro like straight up like i think i saw it on like puff daddy's

00:08:01.700 instagram or something and it was like from here on out like good vibes only like you know what i

00:08:06.540 mean like and like i'm like you know what that's what i'm gonna give like everywhere i go question

00:08:11.580 i love that and i try to do the same what happens when you're receiving bad vibes if you're if you're

00:08:17.980 somewhere out you're just you dip you dip you you get out of there bro i agree but some people

00:08:25.740 would say that's rude sometimes it's hard to just like who cares if it's rude from a person with

00:08:29.640 bad vibes or sometimes you're on a plane dog oh yeah then that's like a sticky situation yeah

00:08:36.660 you know you probably got like some kid next to you something you know what i mean like all right

00:08:39.700 so then you got that's why you pack a parachute except the vibes or get some headphones and that's

00:08:43.700 that's your escape oh on the far on the far opposite end of the spectrum the other day i

00:08:47.660 was flying probably back from new york and i got sat next to a service dog who had his own seat

00:08:52.860 And boy

00:08:54.120 Let me tell you

00:08:55.260 I was happy

00:08:56.780 I got sat next to him

00:08:58.780 And the lady was

00:08:59.660 She was like

00:09:00.320 A French speaking lady

00:09:01.980 Who was sitting next to him

00:09:02.960 The handler

00:09:03.560 And I was like

00:09:04.520 Ma'am I love your dog

00:09:06.080 Can I pet him

00:09:06.660 And she was like

00:09:06.980 Please go ahead

00:09:07.640 I had the best flight ever

00:09:09.600 Me and the little homie

00:09:10.940 Hanging out dude

00:09:11.580 Normally like

00:09:12.160 They'd be like

00:09:12.580 Nah don't touch it

00:09:13.480 But I asked

00:09:14.940 But I mean

00:09:15.500 If he's chilling on the plane

00:09:16.560 Like come on

00:09:17.140 It's like no big deal

00:09:18.000 He would always just look at her

00:09:19.320 Like yo are you good

00:09:20.860 What kind of dog was it

00:09:21.980 Uh, it was like a, uh, it was like a mixed breed, but it definitely was like, he was

00:09:25.620 doing his service by looking at her.

00:09:27.200 That's what I'm saying.

00:09:28.220 It was keeping her company, bro.

00:09:29.480 She didn't have nobody to fly with.

00:09:30.660 I was at the airport, uh, the other day I saw a little wiener dog with a vest on it.

00:09:35.060 It said, it said, it said nut detection dog.

00:09:37.800 Have you seen this?

00:09:38.920 Nut detection?

00:09:40.100 Bro, she must have a severe peanut allergy.

00:09:42.580 Like, like severe, by the way.

00:09:44.060 Like double EpiPen.

00:09:45.880 Bah!

00:09:46.400 In the femur.

00:09:47.260 Yeah.

00:09:47.540 So nut detection dog.

00:09:48.780 She gotta be like super allergic.

00:09:50.760 Like, homie, if you got nuts, bro, this dog knows.

00:09:54.220 That's not good.

00:09:55.220 That's crazy.

00:09:56.360 Yo, I have a random question for y'all.

00:09:57.780 I want all y'all to be honest.

00:09:58.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:59.480 I want all you guys to be honest.

00:10:00.420 I like this.

00:10:00.920 All right?

00:10:02.520 Because I'm going to—

00:10:03.080 And then y'all can ask me, and I'm going to be honest, too.

00:10:04.800 All right?

00:10:06.300 When was the last time you really pissed yourself?

00:10:12.160 Look out!

00:10:13.240 I was—

00:10:13.880 I was—

00:10:14.300 Me, personally, I was a burning man.

00:10:17.120 A burning man?

00:10:18.060 Yeah, bro.

00:10:18.520 How long ago?

00:10:19.180 this was like a year and a half ago i'm not proud it could have been a year and a half no two years

00:10:25.620 ago it could have been two years today yeah because burning man's happening right now you

00:10:28.520 could have just pissed your anniversary of your piss wow it really you could have been pissing

00:10:34.340 yourself right now it really could be and by the way by the way it didn't end it just it just pissed

00:10:39.860 dude i i threw up on myself somehow some moron gave me a gallon of chocolate milk guess where

00:10:47.080 that ended up on myself dude i got a great piss story the last time i vividly remember i was

00:10:54.760 fishing with my dad i was fishing with my dad in a remote lake in canada you had to fly into this

00:11:06.300 lake on a boat plane there was no roads whoa yeah we stayed on an island with a couple cabins we

00:11:12.880 were the only ones there we're on this boat okay little little dinghy craft and we're skirting

00:11:19.120 around the lake can't find a fish can't find any fish we're looking for walleye right and we come

00:11:24.960 across just we start hitting we start hitting like some of the biggest walleye you have literally

00:11:30.400 ever i'm sorry what is walleye oh you guys don't know what walleye is i'll pull up a picture right

00:11:37.240 now walleye is the type of fish i actually caught a official ohio fish walleye 31 and a half inches

00:11:41.840 these motherfuckers get big yeah they're a bit bony but they're good yeah yeah okay so so that's

00:11:47.880 a wall yeah so we were hitting okay we were living large and i'm like i really have to pee i i just

00:11:54.140 have to pee and my dad's like no we're hitting right now don't like you can't oh you can't pee

00:11:59.440 in the water yeah and scare no yeah he's like you can't pee i'm like all right all right fish

00:12:03.560 i mean we were hitting okay and we because i could be around marijuana plants sometimes to

00:12:11.260 keep deer away yeah it really works human piss actually yeah you gotta send us a video of you

00:12:15.800 so long story short i get things you know i get like probably like an hour past this moment where

00:12:24.900 i really have to piss and i'm like i'm like dad i have to piss and he's pissed at this point that

00:12:29.800 i have to piss and so he's like he's like no like you're not and so i'm like fucking i'm like dude

00:12:35.960 I just lit my pants up

00:12:39.000 Just fully pissed

00:12:39.860 Like you were like you know what

00:12:42.300 Fuck you dad I'm gonna piss my pants down

00:12:44.400 It was a spite piss

00:12:45.600 It was a spite piss

00:12:48.120 And then when I hopped off on the dock

00:12:49.760 I step up and he sees that I pissed myself

00:12:52.200 And he was so disappointed in himself

00:12:54.220 He was giving me the items bro

00:12:56.820 You wanna know why? How old were you?

00:12:59.000 I was young

00:12:59.700 Cause then he had to deal with that shit

00:13:01.300 And he's like I would have rather him just pissed off the side of the boat

00:13:04.300 yeah piss off the walleye versus in his pants that's true so i so so quickly wait i just want

00:13:10.080 to say bob seems like the type of dad who like didn't plan on being a dad he kind of

00:13:15.540 kind of had to a kid no are you that was for my sister my sister was older that was an accident

00:13:22.800 i was a little more what about you mike i'm pretty sure everyone on this set and in this

00:13:28.980 garage is aware that i don't piss myself i lies no no no i he has wet dreams no he he poops poop

00:13:36.600 myself okay okay i can't remember that costs way more money than pissing it sucks because you can

00:13:42.300 wash out the piss but you have to throw away you gotta yeah so so the infamous story obviously is

00:13:47.560 my sister's wedding my younger sister's wedding everyone knows that story i pooped in my tuxedo

00:13:52.060 i pooped in my rented tuxedo and it was rented so i just got to give the pants back shout out

00:13:58.180 men's warehouse in fucking philly i'm so sorry we went in to get our tuxes for the super real

00:14:03.800 jake paul antenna wedding and he was in he was in men's warehouse and was nervous that they were

00:14:09.200 gonna have him black like don't run my id don't run my name i had a bad i had like a bad email

00:14:17.060 sorry ma'am i don't have an email no i had a bad cuban sandwich the night before at a gas station

00:14:23.720 in fucking Annapolis or some shit.

00:14:25.780 Oh, my God.

00:14:26.680 But that wasn't the last time.

00:14:29.240 This is late-breaking.

00:14:31.380 I got a late-breaking one.

00:14:32.600 This is the only other time.

00:14:34.020 It doesn't happen.

00:14:34.800 That was six years ago,

00:14:35.820 and here's one that happened.

00:14:36.320 Yo, gas station food's never a good idea.

00:14:38.300 Ever.

00:14:39.440 Here's one that happened in the past.

00:14:41.040 I hate to fucking say this,

00:14:42.720 but happened in the past six weeks.

00:14:43.700 Say that shit.

00:14:44.580 Past six weeks.

00:14:45.120 Say that shit.

00:14:47.520 Wait, six weeks?

00:14:49.000 I was on a juice cleanse.

00:14:50.540 Oh.

00:14:51.860 I was on a juice cleanse,

00:14:53.160 and I went to shoot an episode of Menial Task with Banks

00:14:56.620 and we were in a supermarket.

00:14:59.040 Juice cleanses can be...

00:15:00.360 That's what it was.

00:15:01.620 This was an uncontrollable poop.

00:15:02.980 Juice cleanses.

00:15:04.620 And I had just taken the fifth drink of the day,

00:15:06.860 which was the beet juice.

00:15:09.700 Oh.

00:15:10.640 And I got to aisle three.

00:15:12.500 Oh, no.

00:15:13.500 And I think Banks made me laugh for some shit

00:15:17.240 and some shit happened.

00:15:19.260 Never trust a fart on a juice cleanse.

00:15:21.000 And so I learned.

00:15:23.160 Never.

00:15:23.680 Even if you drink a lot of water, don't trust a fart.

00:15:25.740 You got to, like...

00:15:26.240 Kyle, the fact that you asked us this question makes me think you...

00:15:30.780 Like, this happened today.

00:15:32.000 No, okay.

00:15:32.600 No, like, here's...

00:15:33.340 That's what's so crazy.

00:15:34.300 So, I had a...

00:15:35.420 Bro, like, have y'all ever had, like, a really crazy dream?

00:15:38.400 And I'm talking about, like, it's so real that, like, you legit think, like...

00:15:43.220 Of course.

00:15:43.720 You're in this dream until you wake up, right?

00:15:46.640 Bro, I had a dream.

00:15:48.560 I was pissing, bro.

00:15:50.920 Yes.

00:15:51.120 And woke up half, like, pissed on and, like, but I woke up, like, before I finished my, you know what I mean?

00:15:58.700 Like, mid-pee, like, but I woke up.

00:16:01.560 Like, I had literally a dream.

00:16:04.020 A wet dream, but with piss.

00:16:05.440 No, it wasn't.

00:16:06.340 A golden dream.

00:16:08.080 A golden dream.

00:16:08.920 But it's just like, yo, and that happened, like, two days ago.

00:16:12.080 And I was like.

00:16:12.820 How old are you?

00:16:14.040 Exactly.

00:16:14.840 My birthday is on the 28th.

00:16:16.360 I'll be 28th on the 28th.

00:16:18.040 Oh, shit.

00:16:18.220 Happy birthday.

00:16:18.500 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:19.240 My birthday goes gang.

00:16:20.080 Was your girl in bed with you?

00:16:21.120 yes she does she doesn't know that damn

00:16:24.480 no literally

00:16:28.120 I didn't get any on her though I can honestly

00:16:34.540 and proudly say that I you know

00:16:36.580 like I caught it it was

00:16:38.600 at the beginning of the stream you know

00:16:40.620 it wasn't midstream if you're midstream

00:16:42.800 it's like impossible to stop

00:16:44.340 if you're midstream it's tough it was like

00:16:46.400 skilled you know what I'm saying so I caught it

00:16:48.540 like right before it got out of hand

00:16:50.680 You know, it was just like a little leakage, but it wasn't like it.

00:16:53.660 I don't know if that's, you know what I'm saying?

00:16:55.520 It sounds close to an actual wet dream.

00:16:57.800 It kind of is.

00:16:59.580 Because you're wet, technically, but I call it, there's wet dreams and that's like sex,

00:17:02.940 but then there's, that's actually, that's actually called an R. Kelly.

00:17:07.800 He was not in my dream.

00:17:11.860 I would have remembered for sure.

00:17:14.400 I would have remembered if he was in my dream.

00:17:16.420 The last story you read that night was that he didn't show up for his trial that day.

00:17:19.920 and you went to bed with R. Kelly on your mind and pissed yourself.

00:17:22.760 No, that definitely was not the reason, bro.

00:17:25.180 It was me at the toilet.

00:17:26.800 I had a dream that I don't know.

00:17:28.860 Anyways.

00:17:29.660 You know, dude, I know a couple girl friends of mine,

00:17:34.280 friends that are females, that when they get drunk,

00:17:36.880 it's like a ritual to piss to bed.

00:17:40.440 No, it's not.

00:17:41.480 I swear to God.

00:17:42.500 It's a thing.

00:17:43.200 And all of her friends, it's one girl,

00:17:46.240 all of her friends are like,

00:17:47.180 we can't let her go to sleep on that couch.

00:17:49.360 do not let her go to it's like when somebody gets a concussion don't let her go to sleep

00:17:53.660 yeah that's yeah i've uh i actually just realized i've i've i don't know if this counts but during

00:17:58.580 my last iron man i pissed myself four times oh yeah you told me that i totally forgot because

00:18:04.820 you didn't stop you can't stop you know you don't stop you just piss what do you think there's an

00:18:08.240 asterisk for sporting events of course it counts bro that should be like a sport four times yeah

00:18:14.540 four times dude you're going for 112 miles and you're drinking water the whole time is everyone

00:18:21.600 just pissing yeah yeah bro oh my god wait a second i pissed myself on the marathon i thought he was

00:18:27.540 talking about iron man like when he was dressed up in the movie he loves the avengers it was so

00:18:35.420 good i pissed myself yeah yeah i had to time it because i didn't want to hit anybody when i was

00:18:47.140 on the bike and like the wind just takes it right off your body so when you're cycling you're pissing

00:18:52.860 all over the place yeah all those poor fans i think is sweat

00:18:56.160 it's bad you don't want to yeah a lot of people do it you'll see it's common literally you were

00:19:04.460 you were a diaper well no no i mean you're wearing just like what you get out of the water you wear

00:19:09.580 on the bike you literally hop out of the water sprint to your bike get on your bike and go for

00:19:13.340 112 everywhere piss in the water piss on the bike quickly because i'm sure this has got to be almost

00:19:20.020 done with the piss and poop right because the one last thing i'm going on it is you you spoke about

00:19:25.560 the one girl that you have friends with we had the other one do you remember the one time it

00:19:29.540 happened to me here at the house that's what i'm saying it's bro i woke up in the middle of the

00:19:34.900 night yeah and i and i i felt like some shuffling in the bed and i looked next to me and there was

00:19:41.040 a motherfucking laser beam of urine shooting all over and i go yo if i went like this oh my god

00:19:50.340 bro i freaked out i freaked out i was like wake up please and she was like and every time i did

00:19:56.440 and it shifted the street.

00:19:58.120 And so it was getting closer to me.

00:19:59.900 It was getting closer to me.

00:20:00.760 It was going all over the place.

00:20:01.920 And eventually,

00:20:02.440 I just ran out of the room.

00:20:04.000 I came back a little later.

00:20:05.020 I'm like,

00:20:05.340 yo,

00:20:06.280 I don't know how to tell you this,

00:20:07.640 but you just pissed everywhere

00:20:09.720 and I don't know

00:20:10.720 what to do about it.

00:20:12.260 I saw her in the next morning.

00:20:13.700 She's from Rhode Island.

00:20:15.920 That's pretty...

00:20:16.600 What?

00:20:16.860 She goes like this.

00:20:17.420 She's like,

00:20:18.500 Loken,

00:20:18.940 I did a bad thing.

00:20:20.320 No.

00:20:21.100 She's from Providence

00:20:22.060 and she has a Providence accent.

00:20:23.620 I did a really bad thing.

00:20:25.400 I did a really bad thing.

00:20:26.120 And I go, I heard

00:20:26.820 I'm so sorry to hear

00:20:28.580 I didn't know what to do

00:20:31.400 You were severely distraught

00:20:33.920 For like three, four days

00:20:35.100 I still am

00:20:35.840 He clearly has post-traumatic stress

00:20:39.080 Piss disorder

00:20:39.760 Piss disorder

00:20:40.060 PTPD, dude

00:20:41.200 All right, listen, we're done, bro

00:20:42.460 No more piss

00:20:43.460 That was a piss thing

00:20:44.220 Hey, listen, so you

00:20:45.100 What, you own an electric bike company?

00:20:47.980 Yeah, bro, Zolli Scooter Bikes

00:20:49.660 That's yours

00:20:50.620 I don't own it

00:20:52.120 But I'm a partner in the company

00:20:53.520 How's that go?

00:20:54.260 I can't say I own the company

00:20:55.660 Can we talk about this?

00:20:56.100 So you know Pharoah.

00:20:57.160 Yeah, of course.

00:20:58.000 Yeah, Pharoah's the homie.

00:20:58.760 Shout out Pharoah, man.

00:20:59.960 Okay, this is crazy.

00:21:02.920 What?

00:21:03.420 This is crazy.

00:21:04.860 Okay, because I got to talk about this because once again,

00:21:07.520 there's a group of people that watch the show that respect the business

00:21:10.040 and that side of things.

00:21:11.240 So I want to get into this.

00:21:13.740 What the fuck went wrong?

00:21:16.620 Was it the vision?

00:21:18.140 Was it the not understanding the market where you guys didn't say

00:21:22.840 ride sharing is the next wave because yeah literally you did did it before everybody

00:21:29.440 and then i watched fucking lime lime and all the bird and then wheels which was you well here's the

00:21:37.420 thing like well the at the time and still is sort of our vision for the company was um not to speak

00:21:43.660 for everyone but my particular vision for the company was to have the the bikes like be amenities

00:21:50.220 in you know upper class hotels you know like when you go to hotels like in hawaii and you buy a

00:21:55.720 suite it comes with two bicycles so it wasn't it wasn't i don't i didn't want our product to be

00:22:00.580 sitting literally on the side of the street and getting damaged and rained on and pissed on not

00:22:04.920 to go back sorry but you know what i'm saying i just didn't want that i wanted our bikes to be in

00:22:09.720 nice places getting treated well written you know like that so it just like you know everybody

00:22:16.580 wasn't on board with that they wanted to go that route but they were we got beat to it bro i because

00:22:21.860 i remember and i don't by the way i don't think it was anybody being wrong or like not enough

00:22:27.540 forward thinking the only thing i thought in my mind was it was like you guys we had the winning

00:22:34.000 scratch off and you like and you didn't claim it or some shit because dude fucking wheels came they

00:22:40.400 They had just closed a 600, no, I think it was a multi-hundred million dollar deal by selling WAG, which was the site that they all worked on before it.

00:22:51.940 Oh, really?

00:22:52.660 Yeah, so the guys that started WAG, the dog walking website, went and started Wheels.

00:22:56.660 And I look at it and I see it and I'm like, this is a fucking Zolli bike.

00:23:00.060 And these dudes now have the next billion dollars, literally.

00:23:03.960 No, no, no, there's no eh about it.

00:23:05.460 I think all that stuff, but I've always been saying, I think that like all these limes

00:23:11.080 and all these bikes everywhere, like one, they're not safe for the drivers or the riders

00:23:17.500 of the scooters.

00:23:18.440 Yo, when I ride those things, first off, it's impossible to ride them without smiling.

00:23:23.100 For me, for me personally, I have so much fun.

00:23:25.620 When I'm just scooting on a bird, I'm like, when we were in Stockholm, Sweden, it was

00:23:31.180 the only way we got around.

00:23:33.220 Incredible.

00:23:33.580 incredible even even milton my boxing coach my 60 plus year old boxing coach is scooting around

00:23:38.460 it's so fun it's great so it is dangerous though it's dangerous but i was just saying like ready

00:23:43.040 okay like but my my idea for the company was when you go to sweeten instead of you finding one on

00:23:48.440 the street one the hotel has already purchased some from us and that they keep and that belong

00:23:54.320 to the hotel and they and when they give them to you oh that's cool oh that's oh that's cool so

00:23:58.900 it's like that way you don't have to look for yours yours says you know you know what i mean

00:24:02.940 yeah that's just for you it's not like something that you just pick up on the street are you like

00:24:07.360 are you uh anti-scooter electric scooter no i'm not anti-electric scooter i just think that

00:24:13.420 they need to make them a little safer for everyone how i don't i don't have the answer

00:24:18.340 you know like the drones that have uh like the guards around the propellers maybe we should put

00:24:25.380 those on the scooters like an orb ball yeah what if you wear an orb ball yo but but you know in all

00:24:31.180 honestly i mean sitting around with a bunch of influencers influential people i mean someone

00:24:37.900 near and dear to our community extremely lost their mother roman atwood's mom was killed in a

00:24:44.880 in a very tragic scooter accident and she's and by the way and by the way i believe another

00:24:50.840 influencer just died in a scooter accident as well another another smaller youtube i believe so

00:24:57.740 that's terrible

00:24:59.280 condolences to their families man

00:25:01.340 you know and like that's why I was just saying like let's make

00:25:03.780 them safer like you know like make them like

00:25:05.520 tour their amenities where you go to vacations

00:25:07.780 and the hotel already has

00:25:09.400 cart paths and stuff

00:25:10.840 35 year old Emily Hartridge

00:25:13.240 died in a scooter accident as well

00:25:15.020 cause like if I'm driving up Sunset

00:25:16.560 I see so many people that I almost hit

00:25:19.620 and it's like I'm a responsible driver

00:25:21.760 so I see them

00:25:22.960 but you know everybody doesn't drive that way

00:25:25.380 I think it's only a matter of time before

00:25:27.640 like i know i was actually just driving down in venice and the whole boardwalk is you can't

00:25:34.420 ride down there yeah you can't park them yeah so i think it's gonna start to happen where

00:25:39.040 like it'll just shut off in certain areas that's what i predicted from the beginning

00:25:44.360 wait what is it saying let's not do it let's not do that well if you rush to get it out you know

00:25:50.160 yes you could probably make a lot of money but you could also get a fat fine or no because you

00:25:54.940 sign away all your you when you sign up for the once you sell it you sign no you sign away when

00:25:59.580 you sign liability you sign all the liability out the window but the thing is is like it's on the

00:26:03.120 company how do you no no the liability is on you as soon as you sign up for the app and agree to

00:26:08.320 it you've you've you've signed your life got it got it but the question is how do you make it

00:26:13.560 safer because by blocking certain areas my prediction i don't i think they're all going

00:26:20.380 to be banned in a year that's what i was i don't see well i mean because there's too many of them

00:26:26.440 there's too many it happened with uh hoverboards yeah do you remember hoverboards are like this

00:26:31.160 nuisance it was like the new age that was because they were like blowing up right no no no no they

00:26:34.660 got they you could no longer ride them on the sidewalk yeah and bro scooters it's the wild

00:26:40.500 west like especially in stockholm the the people walking on the sidewalk hate you the people

00:26:44.940 driving on the street hate you everyone hates you everyone hates you it's so weird how like

00:26:50.320 that industry of scootering has

00:26:52.240 so many weird stories. It brings me back

00:26:54.340 to the story about the guy who started Segway.

00:26:57.040 Yo, what the fuck?

00:26:58.740 He fucking Segwayed off a cliff.

00:27:01.040 That was crazy.

00:27:02.980 No, I'm not even going to lie.

00:27:03.900 That blew my mind. That is one of the most

00:27:06.500 ironic. Do you think that should have been a

00:27:08.360 moment where we all realized all these electric

00:27:10.200 vehicles, they're just not meant to be.

00:27:12.540 Maybe we're supposed to walk. I don't know.

00:27:14.400 Except for Tesla.

00:27:16.300 His name was Dean

00:27:17.940 Kamen.

00:27:18.860 he he he didn't start he was the ceo right see regardless if you die it's like you can't die

00:27:25.220 on your own product oh and he wrote it off a cliff it's like it's like it's like segway company

00:27:31.480 owner rides scooter off cliff that's terrible bro no bueno it's like riley reed like somehow

00:27:38.580 finding a way to die with her fleshlight do you know what i'm saying it's like how do you just

00:27:42.600 feel like there were so many better analogies you know what i'm saying he could have gone with

00:27:47.060 Any shot, any pulled out.

00:27:48.900 I could have came up with anything.

00:27:50.560 Fuck.

00:27:52.120 Literally anything.

00:27:53.080 All the piss talk got me in the dick sand.

00:27:56.100 I can't get my foot out.

00:27:57.140 Oh, whoa.

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00:29:17.320 Back to the episode

00:29:18.980 So hey you know what's good to see Kyle

00:29:22.600 What's good to see

00:29:23.800 You still got a good head on your shoulders

00:29:25.520 Yeah head looks nice

00:29:26.920 A lot of people like no joke

00:29:29.620 They tell me that I look the exact same

00:29:33.280 As I did on the Disney channel

00:29:35.360 I personally don't see it

00:29:37.640 Like when I look in the mirror

00:29:38.500 I've had like looks with myself in the mirror

00:29:40.500 I know that sounds so weird.

00:29:44.780 No, you're not checking stuff out.

00:29:45.760 I mean, I don't know, dude.

00:29:46.860 I don't know, Kyle.

00:29:48.440 It's exact.

00:29:49.260 It's exact.

00:29:49.820 It's pretty freaking similar to me.

00:29:51.500 Not a day he's going by.

00:29:52.220 You have the same hair.

00:29:53.100 No, like, look at that.

00:29:55.860 I'm sorry.

00:29:57.160 Is that you looking in the mirror today?

00:29:58.700 This is not helping my point at all.

00:30:00.280 But, yes, I don't like those.

00:30:02.660 Yeah, those are newer.

00:30:03.620 Those are newer.

00:30:04.600 What do you mean those are new?

00:30:05.440 I can't tell.

00:30:06.360 Exactly.

00:30:07.200 Ten years ago?

00:30:08.020 Is that yesterday?

00:30:09.240 Seriously?

00:30:10.500 No, but you did go through the Disney machine.

00:30:13.640 Man, that's crazy.

00:30:14.320 Not just one show.

00:30:16.660 We had a few shows on Disney Channel.

00:30:17.900 So why aren't you crazy?

00:30:18.980 Or killing people.

00:30:21.180 So why aren't you crazy?

00:30:24.340 I'm from Atlanta.

00:30:25.860 So, you know, I go back and forth to Atlanta all the time.

00:30:28.980 But, you know, I know a lot of crazy-ass people that was on Disney Channel.

00:30:32.600 Yeah, for sure.

00:30:33.720 Yeah, but I'm not crazy because I got to grow up and watch them go crazy.

00:30:37.700 Oh, you had the warnings.

00:30:39.000 I had a front row seat

00:30:40.660 To crazy

00:30:41.240 Everybody else

00:30:42.780 Going crazy

00:30:43.540 But I guess we had

00:30:44.280 A front row ticket

00:30:45.680 I'm like

00:30:47.360 Oh so this is

00:30:48.020 What crazy

00:30:48.640 Yeah these

00:30:50.660 Disney stars are normal

00:30:51.840 Yeah I'm like

00:30:52.620 Okay I saw

00:30:53.600 What crazy looked like

00:30:54.500 Let's try normal

00:30:55.620 One time

00:30:56.160 Interesting

00:30:56.920 I mean it's gotta be

00:30:57.960 So easy to be

00:30:58.960 Sucked in

00:30:59.560 Cause it is like

00:31:00.140 A machine right

00:31:00.840 Like how old were you

00:31:01.880 On That's a Raven

00:31:03.620 I was 8

00:31:04.280 On That's a Raven

00:31:05.020 So I'll be 28

00:31:06.080 In like 5 days

00:31:08.480 and so yeah

00:31:09.640 that's almost 20 years

00:31:11.200 and are they

00:31:11.900 do they still own

00:31:13.120 like part of your arm

00:31:14.300 or some shit

00:31:14.960 like how does that work

00:31:16.300 no like right now

00:31:17.000 I work for Nickelodeon

00:31:17.920 so I do

00:31:18.820 I work for Nickelodeon

00:31:20.100 and Cartoon Network

00:31:20.800 I got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

00:31:22.840 on Nickelodeon

00:31:23.940 I play Jeremy

00:31:24.960 and on Cartoon Network

00:31:27.460 we got Mighty Magic Swords

00:31:28.800 Bright Season

00:31:29.680 that's like

00:31:31.860 that's like a confederate soldier

00:31:33.300 just flipping to the north

00:31:34.400 like you

00:31:35.140 you really

00:31:35.620 no no

00:31:36.300 it's not like that

00:31:37.120 Because if you look on Nickelodeon,

00:31:39.260 like you'll see a lot of Disney commercials,

00:31:40.620 you know, like it's like

00:31:41.620 they're starting to become more friends.

00:31:43.360 Oh, really?

00:31:44.240 You know, yeah.

00:31:44.720 Imagine that conglomerate,

00:31:45.960 like that merger.

00:31:47.260 That'd be nuts.

00:31:48.240 That'd be crazy.

00:31:49.280 That'd be gnarly.

00:31:49.580 Red season.

00:31:50.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:51.700 Imagine the SpongeBob ride at Disneyland.

00:31:53.960 What?

00:31:55.080 I love it.

00:31:55.640 This kid would live there.

00:31:56.860 Oh, boy.

00:31:57.460 That is my favorite show ever.

00:31:59.700 That would be epic.

00:32:00.260 Changed my life.

00:32:01.020 Disney would kill it.

00:32:02.120 How's Raven doing?

00:32:03.740 Raven's doing good.

00:32:04.500 Yeah, she's actually flying with me to Texas

00:32:06.360 in a few days.

00:32:07.120 for my birthday.

00:32:09.100 Birthday season.

00:32:10.400 Oh, there we go.

00:32:11.820 But yeah, so Raven,

00:32:12.860 shout out Raven.

00:32:13.640 I just saw her.

00:32:14.240 She came to my performance.

00:32:15.580 I see Raven all the time.

00:32:16.480 What's good in Texas

00:32:17.240 for the B-Day?

00:32:18.480 We're going to a fashion show.

00:32:20.060 Wait, where at?

00:32:21.260 I don't even know yet.

00:32:22.300 That's the funny thing.

00:32:22.940 They have fashion in Texas?

00:32:24.200 They got fashion everywhere,

00:32:25.480 surprisingly.

00:32:26.340 Even in Atlanta,

00:32:27.520 you know,

00:32:28.020 I was like,

00:32:28.580 damn,

00:32:29.260 they stepping it up out here.

00:32:30.380 Hot Atlanta.

00:32:30.960 I hope it's in Austin, dude.

00:32:33.200 I love Austin.

00:32:34.220 Austin is dope too.

00:32:35.100 I think Dallas.

00:32:35.940 I like Dallas just because everything in Dallas is, like, right there.

00:32:40.360 You know what I mean?

00:32:41.480 We went to San Antone recently, too.

00:32:43.760 That was odd.

00:32:44.640 It was odd.

00:32:46.480 What it is, they call it, like, the conference center, capital of the world.

00:32:50.240 Like, there it's just everybody there, conference out, dude.

00:32:53.780 Yeah.

00:32:54.300 Conference.

00:32:54.800 And by the way, everybody's just boozing it up.

00:32:57.520 How many restaurants we go to where there's a bunch of conference people, 1 p.m. getting blacked out?

00:33:00.680 Well, I asked our waiter one time.

00:33:02.320 I was like, hey, like, what do you guys do for fun?

00:33:03.700 He's like, most people just get drunk.

00:33:05.940 So then we did

00:33:07.800 We said say no more fam

00:33:09.200 I've been to many business conferences

00:33:12.120 The only reason you go to a business conference

00:33:14.800 Is to get blasted drunk

00:33:16.100 100%

00:33:16.780 And auctions

00:33:17.760 Wait what auctions

00:33:19.760 Bro that's the best place to get blasted

00:33:21.960 Because then you can wake up with something dope

00:33:24.760 You can get blasted

00:33:27.600 And wake up and be like what

00:33:29.640 I got a flight in a Learjet

00:33:31.580 This happened the other day

00:33:34.020 This happened the other day

00:33:35.400 Pull up, pull up, uh, L.A. Times, um, uh, Beverly Hills mountain.

00:33:42.320 How do you spell?

00:33:44.300 Beverly Hills.

00:33:47.020 Oh, you're talking about the mountain that was a billion dollars and sold for a hundred

00:33:50.840 thousand dollars.

00:33:51.740 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:52.600 The dude that was running the auction just blacked out and sold it for a little less

00:33:55.480 than it.

00:33:55.900 Check this out.

00:33:56.760 The mountain in Beverly Hills once listed for one billion dollars sold for a hundred

00:34:01.100 thousand.

00:34:02.100 Tell him I'll give him 150 right now.

00:34:05.020 that is you want to go in on this with me spencer's piss i think it's illuminati let's all offer this

00:34:11.200 dude 100k that's 400k that's about times what he bought it by the way i know i know the whole story

00:34:16.160 there's a whole story they're gonna build a laser on there and control the minds of everybody i'll

00:34:19.820 give you the five seconds because i got i got bored i've tried to read it i'll give you the

00:34:22.640 five seconds the the the guy who bought it one guy he he the original sale he sold it it put him

00:34:33.040 somehow 200 million in debt and so when he what that he was going to get back but by buying it

00:34:40.920 for 100 000 he got he let the other lien holder off the hook so now he's down 200 million on it

00:34:46.620 plus the 100 000 so he's still got he's still got a great by the way he's still got a great deal but

00:34:52.220 he it sounds like he got the worst deal ever no because that parcel dude when you build 40 units

00:34:57.980 on that and the fucking mountain overlooking beverly hills he's gonna clean up it's just

00:35:02.440 he was the one person that was like oh 200 mil yeah i got that whatever nobody else was that's

00:35:07.160 literally what caused the water crisis is this property look at that grass like great fairway

00:35:13.000 like the sprinkler bill on that sucker is a hundred thousand you guys you should see some

00:35:16.640 of the old owners it's a little bit further down the article but it's like fucking uh merv griffin

00:35:21.840 i think look at where oh look where the auction for it was yeah it was san antonio what was it

00:35:26.980 I'm trying to invest in some property.

00:35:34.320 That's a smart buy.

00:35:35.380 I think it would be more valuable to put a fat crib up there.

00:35:38.260 Yeah, how is there not a crib?

00:35:40.280 They must have torn it down or something.

00:35:41.580 Yeah, they had to tear down the crib.

00:35:42.620 There was definitely a crib there.

00:35:43.900 It's literally just sand.

00:35:44.900 It was a lot of overseas people have been buying it for years.

00:35:48.300 The royal daughters of Iran owned it at one point.

00:35:53.340 Why is that the only thing there?

00:35:54.120 Yeah, they put it smack in driveway.

00:35:56.980 like what a driveway to nowhere and a gate how much come you turn how much money do you think

00:36:02.220 would warrant like a like the crib that needs to be on a mountain like that like well i think

00:36:07.760 i think you need to put a probably at least a 400 million dollar home up there for sure yeah for

00:36:16.600 sure absolutely because by the way there's homes in la right now that are the biggest la real estate

00:36:22.880 say like think is a 105 if you look it up you can find out 400 is ridiculous that's pretty

00:36:29.140 it'll be the most it'll be the most in la no because the most is 275 right now no no the

00:36:33.820 biggest sale that was that's a listing that's never gonna sell ever yeah it has to be one that

00:36:38.400 so but but what i'm saying is you're probably right because the one that went at 105 105 million was

00:36:44.800 a tiny little lot in bed like that's a fucking mountain yeah that's a mountain what's this

00:36:50.500 That'll probably be the most expensive home to sell

00:36:53.700 I think this one is

00:36:54.540 By the way, it's not going to sell

00:36:57.120 That's not going to sell until it goes down to like $1.40

00:36:59.700 That's why they cut the price $50 million

00:37:01.380 They were just like, nah, take $50 off

00:37:03.660 You live in a house or you got an apartment?

00:37:05.660 It's like, I have a house in Atlanta

00:37:07.660 And we have a condo out here in LA

00:37:09.220 But we're about to get a house

00:37:10.100 Where at? Encino?

00:37:12.340 No joke, as I was driving up here

00:37:15.500 I was like, yo

00:37:16.660 This is a vibe

00:37:18.300 Encino is a vibe

00:37:20.140 You know who's here right now?

00:37:21.760 Who?

00:37:22.520 Him

00:37:22.880 Austin

00:37:24.640 Wiz Khalifa

00:37:25.780 Wiz Khalifa

00:37:26.620 Vin Diesel

00:37:27.100 Vin Diesel

00:37:27.980 Up the street

00:37:29.120 And you want to know

00:37:30.420 You got to get them on the podcast bro

00:37:32.140 We're working on it

00:37:32.820 The Vin Diesel

00:37:33.560 The Vin Diesel

00:37:34.800 Vin

00:37:35.160 Vin yeah

00:37:36.060 Yes

00:37:37.000 Yes

00:37:37.860 You know who started the trend

00:37:38.960 Just sit outside of his house every day

00:37:40.580 Like you're about to

00:37:40.960 The one that goes up the hill

00:37:41.760 Hey Vin

00:37:42.560 I got a podcast

00:37:43.620 It's number one

00:37:45.040 I will kill you

00:37:45.640 You think he's going to be okay with us talking about him living in our neighborhood

00:37:49.020 and his, like, exact house location are probably not.

00:37:51.040 No, because, like, South Park, bro,

00:37:52.700 we're not talking about the real Vin Diesel.

00:37:56.940 Yeah, but it's funny, though,

00:37:58.060 because you moved here a couple years ago,

00:37:59.580 and now everybody's...

00:38:01.140 Encino?

00:38:01.780 Yeah, seems like you started a bit of a trend.

00:38:03.920 You're setting a vibe out here, man.

00:38:05.080 Oh, okay.

00:38:06.140 Drop a bomb for the vibe one time.

00:38:08.960 Andre's pointing down at the box.

00:38:11.320 Should we do this?

00:38:11.940 Oh, my God, yeah.

00:38:12.800 Because where else you can even find a segue for it?

00:38:15.220 Yeah, so what...

00:38:16.020 Yeah, let's go.

00:38:16.740 So you've been sitting on this box all day.

00:38:17.980 I'm going to let Logan run this.

00:38:18.860 the show first off i just got to preface it i didn't i have never laughed as hard as i laughed

00:38:23.160 when i found this how do you want how do you want to do this so we get fan mail sometimes sometimes

00:38:28.880 fans do you want the context that's why this happened it's quick sure everyone knows about

00:38:34.980 my off-white vapors or a lot of people do you bought them for me because i want to show a

00:38:38.820 jeopardy you said you sent me on vacation i said i want to off-white vapors i wore the shoes for a

00:38:42.380 while banks got so tired of the red tag on the off-white vapors which by the way makes them

00:38:48.380 That he cut it off with a butter knife

00:38:51.000 The other night

00:38:51.720 I put it on my Instagram story

00:38:53.340 And then

00:38:54.860 It's just a liability of the tag

00:38:56.740 Everyone knows this

00:38:57.340 I trip on it a lot

00:38:58.820 Banks cut it off

00:39:00.340 And we get fan mail sometimes

00:39:01.320 And one of these fans

00:39:02.460 Sent us a nice letter here

00:39:04.980 But it came in an off-white box

00:39:06.860 And I saw it

00:39:07.800 And it said from off-white

00:39:09.780 The address

00:39:10.420 And I said

00:39:10.900 This will be the first piece of fan mail I get

00:39:13.600 If my fans bought me off-white

00:39:15.440 This is amazing

00:39:16.420 And I thought they did

00:39:17.620 congratulations hey mike we realized how much you liked your off-white vapor maxes

00:39:22.700 unfortunately we noticed they were tampered with so we wanted to gift you a fresh pair of kicks

00:39:27.260 they are extra hype we hope you like them sincerely at young brado and then at the bottom here they

00:39:34.140 put mike x off meds because he got off his amazing and before and before so amazing the branding you

00:39:42.880 have done young grado is mind-blowing yeah this man legit when i saw him the reason why this became

00:39:50.120 so great for me he knew that he just received a pair of off-whites yeah that's positive he knew

00:39:56.300 it i was so excited let me see these let me see these off-whites bro and these are the off-whites

00:40:01.840 it's got a hundred of the tags not stock and it's got and it's got Mike it's got Mike on the back

00:40:20.120 damn I mean yo just just so you y'all know when I when I see when I see off whites this is what

00:40:29.940 i see i'm just like this doesn't make any fucking sense those tags are too big that's so true but

00:40:35.380 what mom said my mom saw the off-white tag was like what like why why did you leave the tag

00:40:40.040 yeah i was like no wait but let me ask you a question first of all that is so funny bro

00:40:45.740 they are my size 13s and they're and they're air haraches which is also a pretty dope shoot right

00:40:53.960 It's not a complete L

00:40:55.940 I'm just confused how young Brado did this

00:40:59.340 And how he was so creative with it

00:41:02.300 Because we did look him up on Instagram

00:41:04.240 And this kid just doesn't look like he's got it in him

00:41:06.640 I mean, God, this kid just doesn't look like he's got it

00:41:09.340 The 11-year-old Bogan Paul

00:41:11.240 He tagged himself on the bottom of the shoes too

00:41:14.000 The Instagram tag's on the bottom of the shoe

00:41:16.340 But pull that sheet up one more time

00:41:18.200 I gotta say, I don't know how old you are, kid

00:41:20.400 You look nine

00:41:21.620 he just fresh off his soccer tournament

00:41:24.720 I'll give you 14

00:41:25.700 even in his bio sorry for the realness

00:41:28.660 easy

00:41:29.880 so first of all

00:41:33.520 shout out on the stock of this paper

00:41:35.500 this is no bullshit

00:41:36.720 this is 12 stock paper

00:41:39.240 he's got the quotations

00:41:41.440 around congratulations

00:41:42.480 like some real Virgil shit

00:41:44.320 he's still in school we can clearly see that

00:41:46.140 and obviously the best thing is the mic

00:41:48.920 which is Nike times off meds

00:41:51.100 This is, this is, this is, makes me.

00:41:55.640 That's so funny.

00:41:57.000 Envious of your troll level.

00:41:58.680 Like this is, this is.

00:41:59.880 That's professional troll.

00:42:00.980 Top, top, top level.

00:42:02.480 Kudos, young Bredo.

00:42:04.740 Sorry for the realness.

00:42:06.160 Yeah.

00:42:07.000 It was just so, it was so beautifully tragic to just open that box.

00:42:13.360 Young Bredo.

00:42:14.600 I'm going to take him, young Bredo.

00:42:15.900 I'm going to give him to one of my cousins.

00:42:17.200 Give him the raven.

00:42:18.140 Give him the raven.

00:42:18.900 Print the same thing

00:42:21.000 With Raven's name on it

00:42:22.480 Good god

00:42:23.800 And I feel like

00:42:24.480 We just opened up

00:42:25.120 A can of worms

00:42:26.100 That's so funny though

00:42:28.080 You guys are about

00:42:28.980 To get trolled

00:42:29.480 I love this show though man

00:42:30.540 This show is really dope

00:42:31.360 I love how you got

00:42:31.940 The logo in the middle

00:42:33.120 Right here

00:42:33.640 I like how the lighting

00:42:34.800 Let's see if we can

00:42:36.260 Cue the lighting

00:42:36.900 Let's see

00:42:37.340 Oh we can

00:42:37.820 Alright

00:42:38.080 Cue lighting

00:42:39.480 Oh shit

00:42:41.260 What the fuck is that shit

00:42:42.240 Why'd you do that

00:42:43.220 I just wanted to see

00:42:43.880 Like what you guys

00:42:44.620 Why'd you do the phone one

00:42:45.480 Hey

00:42:45.900 How much fun is this

00:42:47.740 Hey

00:42:48.120 Why don't you tell us more

00:42:51.460 I mean you talked about the design of the set

00:42:53.360 Is this your dog

00:42:56.860 Yeah her name is Ginger

00:42:58.600 She's wearing a diaper currently

00:43:00.020 Because she's on her period

00:43:00.980 Did you know about that

00:43:01.900 Female dogs if they're not fixed

00:43:04.380 It's not once a month

00:43:06.960 Is it

00:43:07.680 I think it's once a year

00:43:09.620 Two to four weeks

00:43:12.460 And she sometimes soils her diaper

00:43:14.880 No way

00:43:15.560 It sucks, yeah.

00:43:16.100 It just puts up all your shit.

00:43:17.300 That's crazy.

00:43:18.040 Dude, dude, like...

00:43:19.460 Dude, I looked it up once.

00:43:20.560 I don't know if you've ever looked this up.

00:43:22.100 How much it costs to just have a pet?

00:43:24.820 Yeah, it costs so much money.

00:43:26.000 It does?

00:43:26.180 Oh, my God.

00:43:26.700 So much money.

00:43:27.180 Bro, my homie spent like six grand on his dog,

00:43:30.140 taking it to the vet in like two months

00:43:31.960 because it was sick.

00:43:32.640 And I was like, bro, like...

00:43:34.160 I was like, it's like $6,000.

00:43:36.380 You can like buy a finger or something.

00:43:38.240 The lifetime of having...

00:43:39.800 I don't know.

00:43:40.320 Is that a drug reference?

00:43:42.060 No, like...

00:43:42.880 You know, it'd be like...

00:43:43.700 You lose a finger, you can buy one for six grand.

00:43:45.400 Oh, there's probably somewhere on the planet.

00:43:47.200 There's a weight measurement of heroin called finger heroin.

00:43:50.900 Really?

00:43:51.460 Yeah.

00:43:51.940 And it's about 6K.

00:43:52.840 That's purely coincidental.

00:43:53.700 And it's about 6K.

00:43:55.040 What the fuck are you doing in Hotlanta, bro?

00:43:58.100 Well, it's good.

00:43:58.880 I like how he knows that, and I have no idea.

00:44:01.160 I got a pass, bro.

00:44:02.760 He got a pass.

00:44:03.760 10 grams, bro.

00:44:05.240 Finger 10 grams.

00:44:06.480 I heard it's like literally owning a dog in its lifetime will cost like 40K.

00:44:11.580 Yeah, and that's not including buying the dog.

00:44:13.560 Some dogs cost 40K.

00:44:14.900 Bob Barker fought his whole life

00:44:18.200 Bob Barker fought his whole

00:44:19.840 life at the end of

00:44:21.880 Price is Right to get people to spay and neuter

00:44:24.080 their pets and don't forget guys

00:44:25.860 get your pets spayed and neutered at the end of every

00:44:27.840 fucking episode and furthermore

00:44:30.180 who the fuck is Bob Barker?

00:44:31.120 Yo look up Bob Barker, Adam Sandler

00:44:32.960 it's a brand new car!

00:44:35.120 Look up Bob Barker, Adam Sandler

00:44:37.680 Happy Gilmore

00:44:38.620 I hate everyone right now

00:44:40.460 Bob Barker, Adam Sandler

00:44:41.880 Bob Barker bro

00:44:43.140 Price is wrong bitch

00:44:45.060 Brand new car

00:44:46.140 Go to YouTube

00:44:47.120 Go to YouTube

00:44:47.980 It might come out

00:44:49.120 Adam Sandler vs Bob Barker

00:44:50.700 Uncensored

00:44:51.220 Go to the next one down

00:44:52.840 Yeah

00:44:53.120 The next one

00:44:54.400 No no no you got it

00:44:55.640 Oh you had it

00:44:57.120 Yeah

00:44:57.760 The price is wrong bitch

00:44:59.140 The price is wrong bitch

00:45:01.040 I got served with an ad

00:45:02.000 Video will play after ad

00:45:03.020 Don't worry

00:45:03.420 Looks like some sort of scary one

00:45:04.960 That's wild man

00:45:05.620 Every time I went to my garage

00:45:06.640 I want to get one of these ads

00:45:07.040 And just put my face on it

00:45:08.240 And just blink

00:45:08.800 I've done that

00:45:09.720 Serve your

00:45:10.500 yeah serve your ads on other youtuber youtubers videos no way only on my haters here we go

00:45:16.940 this is a very blanket and suntan lotion because you're never taking off a speech

00:45:21.780 just the way you never got into the nfl jackass

00:45:25.920 what is this no hold on hold on wait that's not bob barker i need you to bob barker is coming up

00:45:34.420 And second of all, I need everyone in this room to tread fucking lightly.

00:45:39.040 If I hear one diss on any of this, I'll lose my shit.

00:45:43.920 Go like three quarters of the way in.

00:45:45.780 Is it here?

00:45:46.600 No.

00:45:47.800 Jackass.

00:45:48.460 Nice shooting soldier.

00:45:49.700 That's Bob Barker.

00:45:50.480 That's Bob?

00:45:50.940 All right.

00:45:52.080 Because he's on his team in the movie.

00:45:54.240 Keep going.

00:45:54.920 Keep going.

00:45:55.540 Keep going.

00:45:57.100 This is worth it.

00:45:57.980 Oh, yeah.

00:45:58.380 Back it up.

00:45:59.060 Back it up.

00:45:59.780 Oh, I remember this.

00:46:01.760 Back a little bit more.

00:46:02.780 A little bit more.

00:46:03.200 A little bit more.

00:46:04.420 This is money.

00:46:05.260 Yeah.

00:46:06.080 Bob Barker.

00:46:06.920 Last place.

00:46:07.760 Steve, you're a professional golfer.

00:46:08.760 I think you should be working at the snack bar.

00:46:11.020 You better relax, Bob.

00:46:12.580 There is no way that you could have been as bad

00:46:15.300 at hockey as you are at golf.

00:46:17.480 All right, let's go.

00:46:20.180 Oh, shit.

00:46:21.020 Like that, old man?

00:46:21.960 You want a piece of me?

00:46:24.380 I don't want a piece of you.

00:46:25.980 I want the whole thing.

00:46:28.180 Let's go, Bob.

00:46:29.640 Oh.

00:46:30.640 Bob's got a good

00:46:34.620 jab on him, Bob.

00:46:39.880 Give it up

00:46:40.540 for Bob Barker. If you stop it, no.

00:46:42.720 Now you're going to get it, Bobby.

00:46:46.880 Oh, shit.

00:46:52.420 Oh, no.

00:46:53.220 Oh, no.

00:46:56.740 Bob does

00:46:57.420 his own stuff. His caddy. He's on his caddy.

00:47:00.640 oh

00:47:02.640 happy

00:47:04.640 happy

00:47:06.640 oh shit

00:47:10.640 this is so ridiculous bro

00:47:18.640 i didn't do bad enough

00:47:20.640 bro it's still going

00:47:22.640 now you've had enough

00:47:26.640 What a legend

00:47:33.000 That just brings me right back

00:47:35.740 Brand new car

00:47:37.340 That's where I learned that from

00:47:39.680 Some people say that's me

00:47:41.020 That was just in the fight with Bob Barker

00:47:42.840 Yeah it is

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00:48:47.020 pickpocketed they warned me it was a girl it wasn't like violent she was like dancing on me

00:48:50.720 and she pickpocketed me anyways back to the episode hey yo so i when i couldn't help but

00:48:55.800 notice when i was entering this podcast that you got a full boxing ring in the back of your house

00:49:01.960 in real life yeah so like are you shadow boxing like are you like are you like no

00:49:08.660 like do you fight people all the no what i mean like i mean like because it's in your house so

00:49:14.120 Like, are you, like, inviting people to fight, like, often?

00:49:18.300 Like, are you, like, do you just, like, be, like, wake up, like, you know, I want to fight one of the homies on my phone today.

00:49:23.500 Like, pull up to the crib, get your ass whooped, like, you know, like.

00:49:27.540 Have you ever seen an arena filled with people?

00:49:30.640 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:31.400 Like, but do you, like, kick your homies' asses here, though?

00:49:34.080 No homies, because I like them.

00:49:35.400 Oh, okay.

00:49:35.920 Oh, that's the last one.

00:49:36.760 But strangers and sparring partners, yeah.

00:49:38.980 So you just, you go, like, find, like, random sparring partners?

00:49:41.760 My coach does.

00:49:42.820 My coach does.

00:49:43.440 I have this rule that

00:49:46.040 I can't be friends with them

00:49:48.460 I can't know them

00:49:49.420 I can't talk to my sparring partners

00:49:52.440 Because if they're like

00:49:53.740 By the way, did you have a good day?

00:49:56.420 And we start talking

00:49:57.340 We start conversing and forming a friendship

00:49:59.180 I can't beat the shit out of them

00:50:01.440 But yeah, dude, we have a boxing gym

00:50:03.460 Boxing in the backyard

00:50:05.480 We train hard

00:50:07.040 Your fight broke the internet, bro

00:50:09.520 Imagine if there was a second one, bro

00:50:12.320 like imagine

00:50:14.320 there has to be one

00:50:15.400 what do you mean

00:50:16.040 is there any news on that

00:50:17.140 yeah

00:50:17.440 any updates

00:50:18.200 it's happening

00:50:19.380 bitch

00:50:20.040 wait do we have a date

00:50:22.580 tomorrow

00:50:23.640 tomorrow

00:50:24.680 nah

00:50:26.340 I'm a

00:50:26.800 I'm a professional fighter

00:50:28.400 wait

00:50:28.720 so we don't have a date

00:50:30.140 bro

00:50:30.640 hey thanks bro

00:50:31.380 do you like take pictures

00:50:32.280 like this with your fist up now

00:50:33.440 yeah we took pics yesterday

00:50:34.680 we took pics yesterday actually

00:50:35.860 and by the way

00:50:36.600 they're fire

00:50:37.700 I'm gonna download

00:50:38.300 something right now actually

00:50:39.200 I'm gonna

00:50:39.740 yeah

00:50:40.540 cause you know all the boxers

00:50:41.680 they all do this in like pictures oh yeah he does it in the picture bro you're actually yeah

00:50:45.900 you're gonna look like a man compared to the last fight photos i know you look like a greased up

00:50:50.960 lubed like 18 year old logan paul well it was a combination of did you see these yet the hair do

00:50:56.980 you want to know what he looks like these ones yeah a greased up lube 18 year old logan paul

00:51:01.140 quite literally quite what you'll say with the beard oh no no uh yeah he's got what he has on

00:51:06.500 Hold up

00:51:07.660 I look like a stud

00:51:08.780 In these photos

00:51:09.280 Well I would

00:51:10.720 But the Wii transfer

00:51:11.440 Is taking seven minutes

00:51:12.260 To download

00:51:12.800 Damn

00:51:13.400 I didn't plan on

00:51:14.080 Showing these

00:51:14.620 But I also just say

00:51:17.240 Like

00:51:17.540 I look fucking good

00:51:19.560 Good

00:51:19.940 So how did it feel

00:51:21.020 Like winning a fight bro

00:51:23.020 How does that feel

00:51:24.500 Oh shit

00:51:24.740 Winning a professional fight

00:51:27.220 Yeah wow

00:51:27.680 You keep saying it

00:51:28.620 That's almost like

00:51:29.760 You're just twisting

00:51:30.460 No it's just like crazy

00:51:31.500 Because I've never won

00:51:32.640 A professional fight

00:51:33.540 So you know

00:51:34.520 Like I'm sorry

00:51:36.100 for asking, but my record

00:51:38.120 is O and O. Don't red light

00:51:40.140 me for that. Like, what? Go back to regular

00:51:42.120 fighting. My record

00:51:44.180 is also O and O and one.

00:51:46.320 Wait, what? It was a fucking tie,

00:51:48.460 man. It was a tie.

00:51:50.620 I did. Are you

00:51:52.160 at troll level? A thousand right now?

00:51:54.200 Are you fucking a thousand? No, no, no. Wait.

00:51:55.960 No, no. Negative a thousand. Honestly,

00:51:58.140 he tripled down. I really didn't

00:51:59.980 realize that until you just said it.

00:52:01.880 It was a draw. Yo, do you guys think

00:52:04.020 you'll do like... But that's not a loss.

00:52:05.740 which saves you a little bit

00:52:08.340 but it is a win though

00:52:10.700 but if it's not a loss

00:52:12.840 we still had championship

00:52:14.740 it's like the gray area

00:52:16.080 there was merchandise

00:52:17.400 it was championship merch

00:52:18.920 if you're betting

00:52:23.020 on a fight

00:52:23.640 in a draw

00:52:26.220 is that like

00:52:27.040 so if you draw

00:52:30.400 the odds are significantly higher

00:52:32.180 our fight was 16 to 1 odds

00:52:34.400 um i i i bet i've been betting on sports a lot recently i'm like football i heard like people

00:52:41.200 have been in pregame yeah for sure i've never won a single sports bet every single one me too

00:52:47.120 why is that why can't why can't i get anything i think it might have something to do with the

00:52:51.540 fact that you don't know anything about sports and so when you at all and so when you bet on

00:52:56.340 them like it's almost like yeah it's quite literally we were gonna have a conversation

00:53:00.020 to say about the xfl dylan tried to inspire and i said do you know what we'd have to do to logan

00:53:04.840 to get him to talk about the xfl and logan goes what's the xfl yeah i literally just read about

00:53:10.220 it this is what a draw looks like yeah can you zoom in on your face two winners is what it is

00:53:14.440 so i'm right ah okay technically i'm like i got my hand raised that's like that's true that's two

00:53:20.620 winners because if there was two losers their hands would be down two people that just got

00:53:25.340 Their YouTube channels hacked

00:53:26.660 At the same time

00:53:27.720 Like that's the face

00:53:28.440 Look at his

00:53:29.140 Look at their faces

00:53:30.220 Like look at Logan

00:53:31.160 Bro you look ripped bro

00:53:32.200 I was yoked

00:53:33.480 And by the way

00:53:34.440 I'll be there again

00:53:35.600 I'm gonna be a little beefier

00:53:38.800 This time

00:53:39.280 I mean I can't

00:53:41.040 I can't say too much

00:53:41.940 Oh come on

00:53:43.740 No that's crazy

00:53:44.500 By the time this podcast

00:53:45.560 Comes out

00:53:46.040 Comes out

00:53:46.760 There'll be some announcements

00:53:49.020 No

00:53:49.400 Dang

00:53:50.020 Oh there's still one

00:53:50.800 But two days after this podcast

00:53:52.500 What

00:53:53.200 So okay

00:53:54.180 So you have a date for the announcement.

00:53:56.100 Yes.

00:53:56.360 Can you say that in a straight sentence right now?

00:53:58.800 No, no, no.

00:53:59.080 I can't say the date for the announcement.

00:54:00.380 I can't say anything.

00:54:00.840 I can't say anything.

00:54:01.480 That's the announcement date.

00:54:02.560 My hands are tied, bro.

00:54:03.560 To even say the announcement date?

00:54:05.100 I am contractually contraction.

00:54:06.740 So we can't make any announcements about the announcement to the announcement date.

00:54:09.980 Or that it's two days after this podcast.

00:54:11.960 He can't even announce that there's an announcement.

00:54:13.700 Yes, I'm saying y'all are speculating.

00:54:15.260 I can't.

00:54:15.980 So there might not even be an announcement about the announcement?

00:54:18.320 Yeah, this could be a troll.

00:54:19.180 Like you guys are saying troll.

00:54:20.160 This could be a troll right now.

00:54:21.320 You know I'm the king of that.

00:54:22.120 He's the king of trolls.

00:54:22.860 When will we get an actual announcement

00:54:24.480 if there's going to be an announcement about the announcement?

00:54:27.800 I don't know.

00:54:28.300 I lost you at the first announcement.

00:54:30.160 I don't know what you're saying.

00:54:31.380 So these pics are downloading.

00:54:34.060 Kyle, I got a question.

00:54:34.860 While we wait for these pictures to download.

00:54:36.400 All right.

00:54:36.880 What were some of the best moments that you had on the show?

00:54:40.840 On which show?

00:54:43.080 Cory in the House.

00:54:44.000 On Cory in the House?

00:54:46.360 Cory in the House, man, it was dope.

00:54:48.260 I just got to, you know, everyone thought I lived in the White House.

00:54:50.820 I was going to say you didn't.

00:54:51.500 No, Disney can't afford that

00:54:54.100 But

00:54:55.180 We had a really expensive, you know, set

00:54:57.960 I got invited to the White House

00:54:59.740 By President Bush

00:55:01.500 And I, you know, got to meet President Bush

00:55:03.260 And, like, go through the White House

00:55:04.100 And then, like, they gave me this really cool tour

00:55:06.560 And then, like, one of the tour guides stopped me

00:55:08.580 And was like, yo, oh my God

00:55:11.100 Like, all the little kids that come on the White House tour

00:55:13.680 Like, ask about where you live every day

00:55:16.000 Like, you know, like

00:55:16.960 And I didn't realize, you know

00:55:18.600 But she said, like, she used to give White House tours

00:55:20.380 and kids used to ask,

00:55:21.520 like, you know,

00:55:22.760 That's wild.

00:55:23.780 Where's Corey?

00:55:24.460 Yeah, of course.

00:55:25.260 Yeah, where's Corey?

00:55:26.040 I thought you lived there.

00:55:26.860 Yeah, everyone thought

00:55:27.700 I lived there.

00:55:27.880 What'd you think of W?

00:55:29.480 He was chill.

00:55:30.500 Bro, I will tell you.

00:55:32.100 I don't know.

00:55:32.720 He is one of the most

00:55:33.920 chill people I've ever met

00:55:34.980 in my entire life.

00:55:36.180 You've met your dog?

00:55:37.060 At the Nantucket Project.

00:55:38.380 At the Nantucket Project.

00:55:39.000 Wow.

00:55:39.360 Yeah.

00:55:39.960 But that was after his presidency.

00:55:41.360 Yes, after his presidency.

00:55:42.220 I mean, he's chilling.

00:55:43.520 He's chilling.

00:55:44.360 Once you're retired.

00:55:45.040 He said his favorite thing,

00:55:46.640 I told you this,

00:55:47.200 his favorite thing to do

00:55:48.700 was meeting Corey in the house.

00:55:49.860 that was number one his favorite thing to do in the whole world is to clear brush he loves to drive

00:55:57.020 around his ranch and clear brush it's his favorite thing to do he said my favorite thing pull up on

00:56:01.720 some brush that's overrun a roadway and just pull it up away yep old town rake did he by chance do

00:56:09.060 it with a scythe have you seen this yeah is this is painting has anyone seen anyone use a scythe

00:56:15.700 To clear brush?

00:56:17.140 I can't even...

00:56:18.240 If you have four pictures up here

00:56:19.660 and one of them was a scythe...

00:56:21.120 You couldn't say?

00:56:21.640 I couldn't even point to it.

00:56:22.300 Grim Reaper, dude.

00:56:23.420 Grim Reaper.

00:56:24.580 That's a scythe.

00:56:25.600 Oh, gotcha.

00:56:26.180 Don't you just kind of like...

00:56:27.620 I mean, this is crazy.

00:56:29.200 It's like a lacrosse stick.

00:56:31.360 Look at this.

00:56:31.960 Wait, is that what you said

00:56:33.240 Bush loves to do?

00:56:34.160 Yeah.

00:56:34.720 This is what the president does

00:56:36.140 when he's not being president.

00:56:37.220 Wait, can you turn the sound off

00:56:38.480 so I can make the sounds for it?

00:56:42.200 This dude loves his scythe.

00:56:43.520 Just a man and his scythe

00:56:45.800 Who would love to do this

00:56:48.900 That's a lot of brush

00:56:53.420 He's not even good at it

00:56:54.440 He's not even all that good at

00:56:57.080 Now I feel obligated

00:56:59.640 To show you guys like a dude

00:57:01.080 Who's actually really good at it

00:57:02.380 I swear to god

00:57:03.920 Some of these dudes

00:57:04.960 This is the show

00:57:06.960 Oh here we go

00:57:08.720 Look at this motherfucker bro

00:57:11.440 Oh he's killing it

00:57:12.820 Get it.

00:57:14.080 Forearms.

00:57:15.060 Yeah, let's get it.

00:57:16.480 Imagine clearing a whole field like this.

00:57:18.660 This is how they make crop circles.

00:57:20.180 The aliens come down and they get a scythe.

00:57:21.940 And they make scythe for hours.

00:57:23.360 No, I think they, don't they use flat?

00:57:26.220 Red?

00:57:27.100 I didn't, I thought maybe they flattened.

00:57:28.480 From an olive garden?

00:57:29.180 They flattened them.

00:57:29.820 I would really hope the aliens have more high-tech scythes than that.

00:57:33.200 Oh, yeah.

00:57:33.640 They use lasers.

00:57:34.560 Yeah, because their scythes can hop out and just make some circles.

00:57:39.340 I got a question.

00:57:40.300 How the fuck do we get talking about scythes?

00:57:42.060 Well, I just think it's my fault.

00:57:43.720 I think it's indicative of the show.

00:57:45.080 It was George Bush's fault.

00:57:46.140 What I was going to say is,

00:57:46.920 have you guys ever seen George Bush's paintings?

00:57:49.380 Are they top notch?

00:57:50.680 You guys have never seen this?

00:57:51.820 Oh, that he does?

00:57:52.680 Yeah.

00:57:53.020 They're incredible.

00:57:53.740 They're incredible.

00:57:54.400 You've never seen this?

00:57:55.240 No.

00:57:55.520 George Bush, George W. Bush,

00:57:57.160 is a phenomenal artist.

00:57:59.760 Look at that.

00:58:00.200 He painted Putin.

00:58:00.760 He painted Putin.

00:58:01.480 I don't know if I use the word phenomenal.

00:58:02.700 Say that one more time.

00:58:03.520 He painted Putin.

00:58:04.240 What do you mean not phenomenal?

00:58:05.960 That's perfect.

00:58:07.020 That's incredible, dude.

00:58:08.480 Are you kidding me?

00:58:09.520 That's so accurate.

00:58:10.520 But at least we know where his mind is.

00:58:12.200 It's like Robert Downey Jr.

00:58:15.080 I mean, he's right on point.

00:58:17.620 Tropic Thunder.

00:58:20.420 This is hilarious.

00:58:21.420 I'm just a dude playing a dude.

00:58:22.900 Discussing more Bush paintings.

00:58:26.000 Yeah, this is a great segment.

00:58:27.640 Don't show the name of the person.

00:58:30.340 Oh, my God.

00:58:31.460 Oh, my God.

00:58:32.860 Yeah.

00:58:33.520 Oh, my God.

00:58:35.000 That's what Bush painted, bro.

00:58:36.660 Bush thinks he's slick.

00:58:37.560 Oh, my God, dude.

00:58:38.700 It's literally exact.

00:58:39.920 Maybe he is great

00:58:41.680 That's what he painted bro

00:58:43.820 That's it

00:58:44.460 It makes so much sense

00:58:45.640 He just happens to have

00:58:46.380 An eye from Predator

00:58:47.600 This just feels like

00:58:48.440 One of those things

00:58:49.040 That you like

00:58:49.460 Chris Rock

00:58:49.980 I mean this is just

00:58:50.880 This stuff is great dude

00:58:52.060 No it's just

00:58:52.660 This is that thing you do

00:58:53.720 When you've got nothing else

00:58:54.620 To do bro

00:58:55.560 There's this one

00:58:57.920 There's this one painting

00:58:59.160 Of like somebody in a shower

00:59:00.920 And when that went live

00:59:02.280 It just kind of like

00:59:03.800 It was a little concerning

00:59:04.780 What are we doing here

00:59:05.600 Kim Jong Un

00:59:06.260 I mean dude

00:59:06.660 Kim Jong Un

00:59:07.500 You never know

00:59:07.840 These pictures are hilarious

00:59:09.000 This is that thing you do after you retire because you're bored.

00:59:11.440 Like mine's going to be, I've said it before, woodworking.

00:59:13.620 I'm going to make bowls out of wood.

00:59:14.580 Dude, this is the thing.

00:59:15.520 Those bowls are going to be pricey no matter how shitty they are because you made it.

00:59:20.720 That's the thing.

00:59:21.540 You know, someone's art that's going to be real pricey because it's actually pretty good

00:59:24.520 is Jim Carrey's and it's because who he is.

00:59:26.800 Jim Carrey.

00:59:27.160 Have you seen Jim Carrey's art?

00:59:28.500 No.

00:59:29.260 You've never seen that?

00:59:29.920 Oh, I have.

00:59:30.420 It's actually dope.

00:59:31.100 You know what?

00:59:31.560 I have my after retirement thing planned out.

00:59:33.860 What do you got?

00:59:34.120 I'm going to build the boats and the bottles where you stick the thing in.

00:59:38.100 My grandpa did that.

00:59:39.000 And so did mine, and that's what inspired me.

00:59:40.860 And I'll also say on that point quickly, there's no shot I'll ever do that.

00:59:45.600 And here's why.

00:59:46.760 Because I can't sit anywhere for more than five seconds at a time and be focused.

00:59:52.340 Let alone build a boat in a bottle.

00:59:53.960 Do you know how long you have to sit there with a little tinkering thing, dude?

00:59:57.780 Have you ever seen NCIS, you know, like Gibbs?

01:00:00.000 Like for like 12 seasons, he was building a boat in his garage.

01:00:04.040 That's what I want to be doing.

01:00:05.080 I don't remember that part.

01:00:06.000 I don't have the patience, man.

01:00:07.540 I don't have the patience.

01:00:08.320 I don't have the skill

01:00:09.620 I'll make bowls though

01:00:10.540 I'll make bowls all day long

01:00:11.720 I'll shellac wood all

01:00:13.140 I'm telling you

01:00:13.820 You're gonna be up in the mountain

01:00:15.020 Somewhere meditating

01:00:16.000 Just making some bowls

01:00:17.120 Selling bowls

01:00:17.800 I hope I have my honey with me though

01:00:20.080 Oh yeah

01:00:20.540 And like a couple kids

01:00:21.340 Running around

01:00:21.940 Kicking trees

01:00:23.000 You'll have a dime piece

01:00:23.580 Bro you're gonna

01:00:25.380 It's gonna be good

01:00:26.380 I see it

01:00:26.820 It's gonna be a good life

01:00:27.540 Mine's gonna be food related

01:00:28.980 Actually in real life

01:00:29.960 Living off the land

01:00:30.780 Yeah I wanna be a chef bro

01:00:32.000 Me too

01:00:32.180 I was gonna say

01:00:32.960 Do you have a plan?

01:00:34.020 Like what's your ideal

01:00:35.260 Like a hobby

01:00:36.220 Side hobby

01:00:36.800 So really like

01:00:38.160 I just, like, set up, like, events.

01:00:39.880 I just partnered with this app, Bender, which, like, streams, like, live music performances.

01:00:45.200 So, basically, like, you know, I just know a lot of artists and influencers and, like, you know, musicians in general.

01:00:50.540 So, I'm just going to, like, help facilitate getting them.

01:00:53.140 And, you know, like, we just did Migos.

01:00:54.720 We just did Juice WRLD.

01:00:55.880 So, business?

01:00:56.620 Yeah.

01:00:57.080 You know, and just transitioning into different businesses as well as just, you know, just having fun.

01:01:03.440 And I'm about to do a podcast.

01:01:04.840 I'm going to start a major wave podcast.

01:01:06.160 Let's go.

01:01:06.480 You know what I mean?

01:01:07.080 What's it called?

01:01:07.480 You guys inspired me

01:01:08.840 That's cool

01:01:09.220 You know

01:01:09.700 So yeah

01:01:11.420 The podcast industry

01:01:12.160 Is a billion dollar industry now

01:01:13.600 I didn't even know that

01:01:14.760 That's crazy

01:01:14.940 Yeah bro

01:01:15.260 Secure that bread

01:01:16.100 Get in there

01:01:16.660 You should call it

01:01:18.220 In Corsive

01:01:19.280 In Corsive

01:01:20.540 I was thinking

01:01:21.380 It could be like

01:01:22.020 Like Corey in people's houses

01:01:23.700 Like I just like

01:01:24.600 Pull up on Logan Paul

01:01:26.720 That's dope

01:01:27.760 Go through his house

01:01:28.800 Just he shows

01:01:29.600 It's like Cribs

01:01:30.360 But with me

01:01:31.240 Like I'm in your house

01:01:32.600 I have a segment like that

01:01:33.420 Like you know what I mean

01:01:34.280 Like I don't know

01:01:35.060 I like that

01:01:35.280 But I feel like

01:01:36.160 That's like something interesting

01:01:37.360 people like that segment

01:01:38.980 because you went in your house

01:01:41.500 you went in your room and you're like welcome to the

01:01:43.560 maverick room or welcome

01:01:45.520 to my room it's the shittiest room in the maverick house

01:01:47.440 and like every other youtuber is like

01:01:49.100 I just did my makeover

01:01:51.120 painting my wealth purple

01:01:52.840 welcome to my crib

01:01:55.280 I literally was like

01:01:57.680 I have a couch you can't sit

01:01:59.560 on it though because it's only really for my laundry

01:02:01.700 I put my laundry on it and you can't

01:02:03.520 sit on it like it literally went through I'm like it's the worst house

01:02:05.480 room in the house

01:02:06.280 it smells bad

01:02:07.600 it's a little

01:02:08.220 it's just weird

01:02:09.060 yeah you gotta get

01:02:10.180 out of there

01:02:10.640 self deprecation's hot

01:02:11.940 it's hot

01:02:12.920 it's so hot

01:02:13.900 hot boy summer

01:02:16.900 hot boy summer

01:02:17.820 is hot girl summer over

01:02:19.880 what y'all think about

01:02:20.580 all the female rappers

01:02:21.540 that are coming out

01:02:22.120 there's a lot of female

01:02:22.820 rappers coming out

01:02:23.580 there is

01:02:24.160 that's cool to me man

01:02:26.020 I think that's so dope

01:02:27.280 you know how like

01:02:27.840 is it RZA

01:02:28.560 RZA

01:02:28.940 yeah RZA's dope too

01:02:30.560 I like RZA

01:02:31.340 what about Remy Ma

01:02:32.840 Remy Ma

01:02:33.580 yeah Remy Ma

01:02:34.340 that's way bad

01:02:35.420 Yeah, she's throwback.

01:02:36.260 But she's still a legend, though.

01:02:37.240 Like, you know what I mean?

01:02:37.860 Like, she'd still be dropping hits.

01:02:39.380 Cardi's, like, the queen, yeah?

01:02:40.660 Cardi's the queen.

01:02:41.680 Like, Sweetie is dope.

01:02:44.380 City girls are on fire right now.

01:02:46.360 City girls are on fire, dude.

01:02:46.960 Like, you know what I mean?

01:02:48.060 They had a whole season of the year named after them.

01:02:51.740 Oh, bro, I got some of these pictures.

01:02:53.620 Oh, no.

01:02:54.440 I think that's what we've been really waiting on.

01:02:56.360 Oh, hell yeah, bro.

01:02:57.720 He's been waiting for these pictures to download.

01:03:00.200 I mean, here's a good one.

01:03:02.720 Let's see this.

01:03:03.840 My God.

01:03:05.420 Damn

01:03:07.040 KSI's about to screenshot

01:03:08.800 I mean look

01:03:10.760 I'm looking me

01:03:11.600 Here's another good one

01:03:12.460 You're ripped though bro

01:03:13.260 You're ripped

01:03:13.840 No bro

01:03:14.420 This ain't nothing

01:03:15.260 Here's another one

01:03:15.940 Just in case

01:03:16.620 That's like your face

01:03:17.620 When you get another draw

01:03:18.720 There's some good ones in here

01:03:22.520 It's two dubs

01:03:23.280 I mean

01:03:24.360 You got your own boxing gloves

01:03:26.240 Look at that

01:03:26.640 Yeah bro

01:03:27.280 Maverick

01:03:27.840 I'm gonna ask you on the show

01:03:29.080 What's up with some merch

01:03:29.960 I want some Maverick

01:03:30.920 I can hook it up

01:03:31.780 We got it

01:03:32.240 I can hook it up

01:03:32.760 Spence you see this

01:03:33.580 That's sexy dude

01:03:34.780 Bro you think I'm

01:03:35.220 like i don't look like a lubed up 18 year old come on your body's looking pretty young and spry

01:03:40.700 yeah i misspoke i misspoke yeah that's that's hot yeah man i'm getting rocky vibes you know

01:03:46.020 yeah bro i got you i got you on the merch i hook it up we got a merch room that has been turned

01:03:50.060 into a bedroom a room unfortunately we're overpopulated in the house that's why i tried

01:03:57.000 to you know depopulate i remember remember when the day the day you were like

01:04:02.080 you know i am gonna be moving out i was like perfect yeah i hate to hear it thank god this

01:04:10.300 is great i mean this sucks but yeah we're overpopulated in a major way i was just like

01:04:14.520 dude it's just overwhelming he's like that's great we both kind of just were like all right

01:04:19.580 that's a good thing that's why when i moved out it wasn't an announcement you know it's like

01:04:23.160 yeah it's not a big deal to me it's just like you know i'm just moving on up it does suck though

01:04:28.440 because there was no like there's no period where i was like oh like where i was able to come to

01:04:32.740 terms with it i came home and another vegan had already moved in your room like you were literally

01:04:37.720 replaced it's my neighbor like it's my room neighbor and like i come back and i'm so used

01:04:42.780 to spencers like quiet vibes he plays like enya at 11 p.m like loud as fuck yeah he's got a he's

01:04:51.220 got a like you had like cool paintings of all of us he has a moss wall like i can't look out yeah

01:04:57.100 You definitely couldn't cope with that period,

01:04:59.560 but now there's a dog in the house that's having its period.

01:05:02.360 I can't stop.

01:05:03.340 Hey, were you the runner-up on Dancing with the Stars?

01:05:05.720 Yeah, man.

01:05:06.360 It was rigged.

01:05:06.940 I mean, what's good with that?

01:05:08.000 Nah.

01:05:08.560 Was it?

01:05:08.920 They're going to be so mad I said that.

01:05:10.060 No, I'm just kidding.

01:05:10.640 It's not rigged.

01:05:13.400 Is it?

01:05:14.300 No, it's not rigged.

01:05:15.560 Stop asking me that, bro.

01:05:17.180 You sound rig-diculous.

01:05:21.120 You're being a little rigid right now.

01:05:22.680 Yeah.

01:05:22.960 Yeah.

01:05:24.440 No, but I lost, man.

01:05:25.480 like you know I came in second place

01:05:27.140 you know it's all good

01:05:29.480 I really should have won though like

01:05:30.980 I didn't make any mistakes

01:05:32.580 I just never got a 10

01:05:35.520 from Lynn which is one of the judges on the show

01:05:37.360 this season now that's real

01:05:39.800 yeah I think like

01:05:41.200 it's happening oh my god

01:05:43.360 you gotta be kidding me I mean what

01:05:45.240 in the fuck is going on

01:05:47.040 oh who was what's her name again

01:05:49.280 Lacey Schwimmer

01:05:50.460 how do you know that I just saw it

01:05:53.060 I acted like I did it

01:05:54.760 saw it up in the top. What did you think about that?

01:05:57.000 I know. We're going to talk about that.

01:05:59.140 No, no, no. Dale's got the sign.

01:06:01.000 And we will hit this.

01:06:02.340 You don't care that your man is just dancing with some other

01:06:04.880 star?

01:06:06.620 No, it was a long time ago.

01:06:08.720 Your man is just dancing? You're not still pissed about it?

01:06:11.000 And I was the star. She was the dancer.

01:06:13.300 Well, apparently she's a star now.

01:06:14.740 Mike knows who she is. Look at that pic of him

01:06:16.780 just talking mad smack to all the contestants.

01:06:18.840 Oh, bro, yeah. That was on, like, Good Morning

01:06:20.920 America or something. He's like, I want to start off today

01:06:22.820 by saying, fuck all.

01:06:24.760 See, I got the Manny Pacquiao hoodie on.

01:06:27.280 Yeah, you came in to fight, dude.

01:06:28.700 This is who I lost to.

01:06:31.500 Jennifer Grey.

01:06:33.000 Bro, she's on Dirty Dancing.

01:06:34.700 It's funny that that's her name scene,

01:06:35.800 is how her whole bottom half is gray in this picture.

01:06:37.820 It's like she has no legs.

01:06:38.820 Bro, but it's cheating because she was on Dirty Dancing.

01:06:40.780 That's like someone from high school musical

01:06:42.640 winning Dancing with the Stars.

01:06:43.720 Look at that chick in the back.

01:06:45.040 She's the one who rigged it, dude.

01:06:46.200 I was just thinking that.

01:06:47.880 She is the reason that you got second place

01:06:49.720 and that Trump won the presidency.

01:06:51.560 She literally is in the back like,

01:06:53.020 Yeah, I got Putin online too right now

01:06:54.940 Look at her, dude

01:06:57.200 What is she

01:06:58.220 Lady, if you're seeing this shit

01:07:00.060 You gotta reach out to us

01:07:01.200 Because what the fuck is good

01:07:02.760 There's a good chance she watches the show

01:07:05.540 100%

01:07:06.680 Dylan held up the sign six times, Sean Spicer

01:07:08.620 Sean Spicer

01:07:10.400 What's going on?

01:07:11.140 Sean Spicer has been invited

01:07:13.720 Is this really happening?

01:07:15.440 Look this up right now

01:07:16.280 I know that Ray Lewis is going

01:07:17.980 Ray Lewis is one thing

01:07:19.620 All he does is

01:07:21.120 I'm not going to say it

01:07:21.920 But Sean Spicer, he's the ex-press guy for Trump.

01:07:29.060 And he is a fuck, bro.

01:07:30.360 You got to see this, dude.

01:07:31.160 He's not on Dancing with the Stars.

01:07:32.820 Red states love Dancing with the Stars.

01:07:35.020 Wait, this guy?

01:07:36.000 Yeah, but even red states didn't love Sean Spicer, bro.

01:07:38.460 So, like, wait, but who is he?

01:07:39.960 He was the press secretary that would come out and be like,

01:07:42.980 like, after Trump would dump some insane line, he would back him up.

01:07:47.020 Be like, well, you see what he meant by it.

01:07:48.780 See, you press.

01:07:50.040 that's the problem

01:07:51.120 with you press

01:07:51.960 hey so you want to know

01:07:53.000 if the show is rigged

01:07:53.820 if he fucking wins

01:07:55.320 is rigged

01:07:56.500 yeah there we go

01:07:57.780 wow Sean Spicer

01:07:58.560 will make six figures

01:07:59.700 for Dancing with the Stars

01:08:00.760 can you pull up

01:08:01.580 SNL Sean Spicer

01:08:02.940 really quick

01:08:03.640 or type it in

01:08:05.020 and then make a decision

01:08:05.740 based on it

01:08:06.360 so you can get an idea

01:08:07.120 of who he is

01:08:08.080 get the video

01:08:11.200 get the video

01:08:12.660 Melissa McCartney plays him

01:08:15.880 this is the

01:08:16.520 one of the best

01:08:17.160 fucking things ever

01:08:17.880 oh wow

01:08:18.280 I got hit with another ad

01:08:19.840 Hey, do you think this is time in my life I should get YouTube Premium?

01:08:22.660 Why do you want to, dude?

01:08:23.720 Yo, don't put me on Google Preferred Fine.

01:08:27.060 Just please hook it up with YouTube Premium.

01:08:28.940 Yeah, come on.

01:08:29.520 How much is it?

01:08:30.780 Nine bucks a month.

01:08:31.440 Dude, that's a lot.

01:08:32.480 You guys got to hook us up.

01:08:33.920 That's to not have commercials?

01:08:35.600 Yeah.

01:08:36.700 White House Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer.

01:08:43.200 Oh, my God.

01:08:46.380 This is so accurate.

01:08:47.500 Settle down.

01:08:49.020 Settle down.

01:08:49.840 I would like you

01:08:53.240 begin today by apologizing

01:08:55.960 on behalf of you

01:08:57.420 to me

01:08:58.480 go down a little bit

01:09:01.700 see if there's the part where she wheels around

01:09:04.020 on the podium into the crowd

01:09:05.900 yo you know this dude can't dance

01:09:07.700 like god

01:09:08.360 could you dance

01:09:10.840 get one of the questions

01:09:12.660 oh there we go that was it

01:09:14.940 get one of the questions

01:09:16.680 go back

01:09:17.560 Are you okay?

01:09:26.100 Wait, watch.

01:09:27.140 Isn't that crazy?

01:09:28.720 We're not fake news.

01:09:31.420 That's good.

01:09:32.120 Shout out to Melissa.

01:09:33.000 Yo, dude.

01:09:34.020 Yeah, that was solid.

01:09:35.040 That was solid.

01:09:35.660 Solid right there.

01:09:36.860 All the rightists right now are watching.

01:09:38.700 It's like, sons of bitches.

01:09:40.340 I wonder if we'll get to a point where it'll just become so much about entertainment and politics

01:09:44.540 that we just don't take it seriously at all.

01:09:46.500 I'm sorry.

01:09:46.960 like we just i'm sorry are you serious right now are you not have you not been around for the past

01:09:51.780 two years no no i'm saying like what to the point where it like literally is like the queen of

01:09:55.940 england she doesn't do anything it's just literally a show their actual power is just a show and it

01:10:01.120 doesn't actually do anything yeah because it's entertainment are you sure the queen england has

01:10:05.380 no power she has no power she's a figure she's yeah no no no no it's okay she has power but it's

01:10:11.480 not, like, government, like, she's making

01:10:13.440 laws. So she doesn't make

01:10:14.800 decisions of nothing. No decisions.

01:10:17.620 She can influence the parliament.

01:10:19.900 She can influence, but she can

01:10:21.420 influence the parliament. Hold on a second.

01:10:23.240 I'm sure. Yeah, I mean, she can have some tea

01:10:25.400 and sell tea. Isn't she, like, on the money?

01:10:27.880 Like, isn't she? I think it's more of, like,

01:10:29.320 it's, like, a, I don't, I don't want to

01:10:31.180 offend people, so I actually don't know, but, like, I think

01:10:33.220 it's more of, like, a, you know, it's tradition. Like,

01:10:35.480 it's not really...

01:10:37.640 I think that they have some type of

01:10:39.620 power. Do you have anything for us, Mike?

01:10:41.160 I don't know.

01:10:43.220 The head of state has to remain strictly neutral

01:10:46.120 with respect to political matters,

01:10:47.880 unable to vote or stand for election.

01:10:50.120 However, Her Majesty does have important ceremonial

01:10:53.100 and formal roles in relation.

01:10:56.120 I think she does have the ability still to declare war.

01:10:59.680 Oh, my God.

01:11:01.020 Oh, my God.

01:11:02.980 That's all she has?

01:11:04.380 That's everything.

01:11:05.300 That's probably pretty good, though.

01:11:06.360 She just sips tea.

01:11:07.140 In practice, therefore, the power to declare war

01:11:09.460 exercised by the crown i.e. government rather than the parliament however the uk has however the uk

01:11:15.580 has not declared war since world war ii they're just chilling they're chilling yeah that's eggs

01:11:19.640 with the beans tea and crumpets yes but they're like if you motherfuckers you try like she's

01:11:25.800 probably got a button that she just put it just says war on it yeah like if somebody comes in

01:11:31.260 be like these crumpets taste like ass imagine having the power to declare war oh by the way

01:11:37.120 The British fucking dudes

01:11:39.160 Like I know we talk about

01:11:39.940 A lot about SEALs and Rangers

01:11:41.400 The SAS dude

01:11:42.680 Those dudes are

01:11:43.340 Supposedly the top

01:11:44.660 Supposedly the SAS

01:11:46.400 Are placed better

01:11:47.840 Than SEALs and Rangers

01:11:49.020 On the list of elite

01:11:50.200 Warfare units

01:11:51.940 Interesting

01:11:52.520 Interesting for sure

01:11:53.920 I know that

01:11:55.340 Whatever 007 is

01:11:57.140 What is it?

01:11:57.620 MI6?

01:11:58.380 MI6

01:11:58.880 They got like some

01:11:59.660 Elite people too

01:12:00.780 Shout out 007

01:12:02.480 Like that movie

01:12:03.260 Has been around

01:12:04.060 For a million years

01:12:05.020 I think it's gonna

01:12:05.660 Keep going forever

01:12:06.440 Yeah I think so

01:12:07.240 There's a couple

01:12:08.000 Franchises like that

01:12:09.140 Why hasn't there

01:12:09.920 Been another

01:12:10.520 Hulu

01:12:13.100 No no no

01:12:14.180 Houdini

01:12:15.380 Arc

01:12:16.580 Joan

01:12:17.220 Joan Alvar

01:12:18.360 David Copperfield

01:12:19.080 No

01:12:19.340 Who's the guy

01:12:21.040 Who's the guy

01:12:21.600 Who like explores

01:12:22.320 Tombs and shit

01:12:23.260 Tomb Raider

01:12:24.180 Jones

01:12:24.640 Why is there another

01:12:25.360 Who's the next

01:12:26.100 Indiana Jones

01:12:26.640 Because Harrison Ford

01:12:27.700 Yeah

01:12:27.820 Potentially

01:12:28.940 Harrison Ford's

01:12:29.700 Going to come back

01:12:30.160 But everyone's like

01:12:30.720 Oh are you just

01:12:31.200 Going to offer it

01:12:31.720 To Chris Pratt already

01:12:32.440 Basically

01:12:32.900 Chris Pratt

01:12:34.240 No Chris Brown

01:12:35.140 Chris Brown

01:12:37.020 or Chris Pratt

01:12:39.980 those are two different

01:12:41.000 they bring two different things to the movie

01:12:43.880 can you imagine

01:12:45.920 Chris Brown running away from the

01:12:48.040 giant rock as he goes

01:12:50.220 down the hill

01:12:51.040 he's just running, dancing

01:12:53.240 fucking dancing

01:12:55.160 the fact that Harrison Ford is still alive is a miracle

01:12:57.540 why? because he's like crashed his plane

01:12:59.680 like multiple times

01:13:00.900 wait in real life

01:13:03.460 Harrison Ford flies his own plane.

01:13:06.340 Yeah.

01:13:06.540 And he crashed onto a golf course and survived it.

01:13:09.980 You didn't know that?

01:13:10.900 By the way, by the way, side note, I will never, unless I have a parachute on, get in

01:13:17.120 one of those small, the Cessnas.

01:13:19.620 I hate those.

01:13:20.060 Yo, every once a week on Twitter, once a week on Twitter, blah, blah, blah, passes away.

01:13:26.680 Small plane crash in Idaho.

01:13:29.000 Wait, Idaho.

01:13:29.780 Wait, Dale Earnhardt.

01:13:30.980 Dale Earnhardt.

01:13:31.720 I know it's again for a weekly shoutout.

01:13:33.800 He had like a big boy plane.

01:13:35.060 Dale Earnhardt?

01:13:35.780 Yeah.

01:13:36.560 Did it go down?

01:13:37.520 Yeah, apparently.

01:13:38.600 Dale Earnhardt died on the track.

01:13:40.640 No, Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s plane just crashed.

01:13:42.540 Oh, did he die?

01:13:44.140 No, no, no, no.

01:13:45.120 No one was hurt, but it was like a big plane, like a new plane.

01:13:49.280 But it was a jet, and it crashed.

01:13:51.000 My favorite thing.

01:13:51.720 It crashed on like a runway or where?

01:13:53.700 Yeah, I think it crashed on the runway.

01:13:55.340 That doesn't look like a G6.

01:13:56.920 It looks like that's not it.

01:13:58.320 That is Harrison Ford's.

01:13:59.860 Wait, since when is Harrison Ford

01:14:01.820 a Japanese Siberian bomber?

01:14:03.860 When is Harrison Ford?

01:14:04.900 He was driving, he was like a Mustang

01:14:07.500 from World War II.

01:14:08.760 Was he about to fucking crash bomb the Titanic?

01:14:11.240 What the fuck is he driving?

01:14:11.960 Look at the crash marks.

01:14:13.060 He was only going like 23 miles.

01:14:15.460 He was driving down the runway

01:14:17.800 and he just totaled a trash.

01:14:20.440 He just blew a tire.

01:14:21.480 To crash a plane, to butter down a plane

01:14:24.420 and survive it.

01:14:26.280 Yeah, but where was he coming from?

01:14:28.160 Yeah, where was his co-pilot?

01:14:29.460 it's two seats in there like the the craziest one is probably before he flew it they're like yo you

01:14:33.940 realize the last time this was flown was a hundred years ago are you down this was fixed after being

01:14:39.120 crashed in pearl harbor do you want to buy it yo look up look up just look up john dravolta's

01:14:46.640 planes this motherfuckers planes are the are the craziest what do you mean he got planes bro bro

01:14:51.600 he lived in an airport he basically has turned his crib into airliners massive wait what the fuck

01:14:57.520 Look at that plane

01:14:58.720 That's his house

01:15:00.300 That's his house

01:15:00.940 His house is an airport

01:15:01.960 It's a terminal

01:15:02.840 Why?

01:15:03.700 That's why whenever

01:15:04.420 That's why whenever

01:15:05.380 Where is this?

01:15:06.540 No I don't know where it is

01:15:07.440 Where does he take off?

01:15:09.020 He flies

01:15:09.380 He's got a jet

01:15:10.520 Shut up

01:15:11.840 But look at that plane dude

01:15:13.160 That's why whenever

01:15:13.980 Celebrities start to flex

01:15:15.400 They're like

01:15:15.880 I got this new

01:15:16.520 Paddock Philippe

01:15:17.460 I'm like bro

01:15:18.180 John Travolta

01:15:18.880 Has a fucking 777

01:15:20.660 He's got one of the Cessnas

01:15:21.900 Though look

01:15:22.400 He's got one of the

01:15:23.400 Fucking

01:15:23.660 The tiny little Cessnas bro

01:15:25.940 That's not good

01:15:26.920 That's all bad, bro.

01:15:28.720 I'm not trying to fly a Cessna, you know?

01:15:31.600 He's dangerous.

01:15:32.640 But the big plane, like, that's like a seven-in,

01:15:34.060 that's like an airliner.

01:15:35.440 Okay, so, okay, so, all right.

01:15:36.840 Remember what we were talking about on the last episode,

01:15:39.060 Dwayne Johnson and earning $90 million.

01:15:41.240 That was how much he was paid last year.

01:15:44.760 What about John Travolta?

01:15:46.420 Like, how much money was this guy making that he can afford these?

01:15:49.860 Like, that's a $40 to $50 million plane.

01:15:54.600 And the one to the left

01:15:56.560 The bigger one

01:15:57.120 The medium sized one

01:15:57.800 Is probably like

01:15:58.280 10 to 15

01:15:59.900 And the other one's

01:16:00.520 Probably 3 to 8

01:16:01.420 Yep

01:16:02.420 So how can he

01:16:03.920 As an actor

01:16:04.580 Have a compound like this

01:16:06.480 I'll tell you

01:16:07.080 Because he's got more movies

01:16:08.300 Than that

01:16:08.920 That's why

01:16:09.740 And he's getting

01:16:10.660 He's getting 25 million

01:16:12.460 Per movie

01:16:13.060 Pulp Fiction

01:16:13.800 Oh my god

01:16:14.900 Oh dude

01:16:15.300 He's got royalties

01:16:16.480 He's got so many planes

01:16:18.020 That's why he's got so many planes

01:16:19.940 He's probably making

01:16:20.500 10-20 million off royalties

01:16:21.920 Like every year

01:16:22.880 think about when they retire bro their retirement probably and they're good they're good movies

01:16:28.260 170 million that's all you need to do all that i mean listen to what you just called out you

01:16:33.260 called out like 20 million in planes and probably like and he probably got he's probably a million

01:16:38.400 you can probably get hookups on planes too if you're wealthy like that hell yeah if you got

01:16:42.840 cash hell yeah dude i'll put your plane on my story post like give me it for five million yeah

01:16:49.780 Drake got his plane

01:16:50.560 for free

01:16:50.960 that's true

01:16:51.600 so what

01:16:52.220 yeah what

01:16:52.780 what's up

01:16:53.320 what's that about

01:16:54.560 I don't know

01:16:55.180 he well he's

01:16:56.200 the thing is mainly

01:16:56.960 he's Drake

01:16:57.520 yeah

01:16:58.380 is that like literally

01:16:59.240 I mean

01:16:59.700 the whole conversation

01:17:00.540 like he's Drake

01:17:01.480 who is the airline

01:17:02.460 who does that

01:17:03.880 who gives

01:17:04.420 I think they had like

01:17:05.460 an extra

01:17:05.820 I think they had an extra

01:17:06.700 747 laying around

01:17:08.680 and they're like

01:17:09.080 you just have an extra

01:17:09.880 I don't know

01:17:11.000 no it wasn't a 747

01:17:12.060 and does he

01:17:12.860 737

01:17:13.560 what

01:17:13.900 737

01:17:14.580 what was the story

01:17:16.600 with the two

01:17:17.000 does he actually

01:17:17.720 is it actually his plane now

01:17:19.180 is it like a lease a free lease

01:17:22.300 767 300f jet

01:17:24.500 that cost over 220 million dollars

01:17:26.700 yes you were way under on those ballparks

01:17:28.520 for travolta too no no he no because

01:17:30.300 that wasn't a 7 that was

01:17:31.320 yeah that's a big old he's like dropping

01:17:34.460 fedex back yeah this is like one of those

01:17:36.620 planes like it's like used to like

01:17:38.300 and he decorated as like a 1980s casino

01:17:40.520 i don't i don't want to bring this

01:17:42.480 up again but i i gotta

01:17:44.520 pose the question how many

01:17:46.300 how many jets do you think the beatles had

01:17:48.340 How many did they have?

01:17:50.400 I don't know

01:17:50.600 I mean, but the thing is

01:17:51.300 He didn't

01:17:52.500 Yeah

01:17:52.840 Back then, I don't know

01:17:54.880 If you could buy Jets

01:17:56.120 No, bro

01:17:56.620 James Brown had a Jet

01:17:59.100 With the names of his songs

01:18:01.100 Written on it

01:18:01.740 In the

01:18:02.120 Look, bro

01:18:02.900 Pull that up

01:18:04.140 You said Chris Brown?

01:18:04.920 No

01:18:05.080 I did not say Chris Brown

01:18:06.860 James Brown Jet

01:18:08.920 James Brown Jet

01:18:10.140 He has like the names of his hits

01:18:11.820 Oh, the first African American

01:18:13.400 Yeah, to ever own a Jet

01:18:14.800 To own a Jet

01:18:15.200 It was James Brown, bro

01:18:16.460 He was doing it like

01:18:17.560 Big

01:18:18.260 back when nobody was doing Big

01:18:20.880 he had a jet

01:18:22.860 with the names of his songs

01:18:24.740 written on the side of it

01:18:25.720 is a jet the ultimate flex?

01:18:27.920 back then it was

01:18:28.920 but you can see

01:18:30.640 if you look at it

01:18:32.000 he has the songs on his other jet

01:18:34.400 like James Brown production

01:18:37.040 he has the song titles on the door

01:18:39.100 yeah I think it is Spence

01:18:40.160 I don't know if there's

01:18:41.580 is that the moment where

01:18:43.480 at this time in the world

01:18:46.160 A yacht might be a bigger flex

01:18:49.080 because you stay on a yacht for an extended period of time.

01:18:51.580 But a yacht, it doesn't go as many places as it is.

01:18:53.800 Well, it also depends on what size yacht

01:18:55.540 because that Russian oligarch, dude,

01:18:57.380 his yachts are, what, like $300 million, $400 million?

01:18:59.160 Yeah.

01:19:00.220 I think he might have close to a billion-dollar yacht.

01:19:04.660 Bro, you know how much it costs to gas up those boats, bro?

01:19:07.420 Oh, yeah.

01:19:08.020 Oh, yeah.

01:19:09.520 That's more expensive than the plane.

01:19:11.280 Yeah.

01:19:11.980 Like, to gas those giant yachts.

01:19:14.800 So expensive.

01:19:15.820 It's so expensive.

01:19:16.940 Whoa.

01:19:17.540 You're probably spending $100,000.

01:19:18.900 And then you have to move it out of the way for hurricane season.

01:19:20.940 You have to.

01:19:21.680 No choice.

01:19:22.880 Yeah, dude.

01:19:23.340 Look at these numbers, bro.

01:19:24.420 You have to move it.

01:19:26.640 $560 million by the Saudi Arabian yacht.

01:19:29.040 Like, what?

01:19:29.260 $590 million for Geffen?

01:19:31.360 That's ridiculous.

01:19:32.600 David Geffen has a $590 million yacht?

01:19:36.060 Who's David Geffen?

01:19:36.800 The owner of Geffen Records.

01:19:38.280 Where's my invite?

01:19:39.520 What the fuck?

01:19:41.680 That's fucking crazy.

01:19:42.880 A $590 million yacht, dude.

01:19:44.840 Can you pull this picture up?

01:19:46.300 Is that serious?

01:19:47.880 There's no fucking way.

01:19:49.500 Geffen Records?

01:19:50.640 And what is that?

01:19:51.340 $500 million yacht?

01:19:53.120 It's ridiculous.

01:19:55.580 MCA bought his company with stock.

01:19:58.560 You need this picture.

01:19:59.660 Back in the 90s, bought Universal.

01:20:04.340 Geffen made a billion dollars.

01:20:05.700 Yes.

01:20:06.240 Wait, hold on.

01:20:07.300 This is an ugly yacht.

01:20:09.640 Hot damn.

01:20:10.480 This is an ugly yacht.

01:20:11.860 That is not an ugly yacht, bro.

01:20:13.840 Come on, guys.

01:20:14.840 but listen

01:20:16.680 it wouldn't be the first one I copped if I had

01:20:18.900 500 million but it's

01:20:20.960 not the worst

01:20:22.000 sorry go ahead Mike

01:20:24.000 I'm going to do some math

01:20:25.360 can you imagine that that yacht

01:20:27.680 wouldn't even be big enough to be a dinghy

01:20:30.320 on the yacht I was talking about earlier

01:20:32.240 of Russian oligarch Roman

01:20:34.280 Abramovich 1.9

01:20:36.360 billion dollar American US yacht

01:20:38.240 in US dollars

01:20:40.080 1.9 billion dollars

01:20:41.620 Russian billionaire

01:20:43.180 it's called the super yacht eclipse

01:20:45.660 it is

01:20:46.400 the name like that

01:20:48.560 pull this thing off

01:20:49.860 you could literally feed the world

01:20:51.840 for like three months with that money

01:20:54.300 oh my god

01:20:55.360 that's like a real cruise liner

01:20:56.840 that's a cruise ship

01:20:58.560 oh my god

01:20:59.880 you can't even pull that thing all the way in the regular

01:21:02.140 there's a helipad on the front

01:21:03.980 I've read about the defenses this thing has

01:21:08.080 because it's in Russia

01:21:08.880 he's just cruising around the Siberian

01:21:10.920 you know or whatever the black sea

01:21:12.500 Like, it could shoot down.

01:21:13.860 100%.

01:21:14.220 Oh, wait, is this, like, some important person?

01:21:16.100 Oh, my God.

01:21:16.680 It's one of the richest people in the world.

01:21:18.380 This reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen when he played the yacht guy in his new...

01:21:24.000 So good.

01:21:24.820 Have you seen that one where he sells the yacht to, like...

01:21:27.660 Yeah, that was incredible.

01:21:29.360 I love Sacha Baron Cohen.

01:21:30.760 The best.

01:21:31.620 Hey, listen, let's wrap this up and do audio only.

01:21:35.080 Yeah.

01:21:35.300 It's like this, but it's audio only.

01:21:36.820 Fuck yeah.

01:21:37.700 Kyle, bro, thank you for coming on the show for reals.

01:21:39.580 Thank you, man.

01:21:40.160 Thank you for having me, man.

01:21:40.980 Of course, man.

01:21:41.500 Of course.

01:21:41.960 Gang, gang.

01:21:42.220 Kyle Massey

01:21:42.940 Ladies and gentlemen

01:21:43.620 Where can they find you

01:21:44.560 On Instagram

01:21:44.960 At Kyle Massey

01:21:46.540 On everything man

01:21:47.520 That makes sense

01:21:48.040 And my YouTube

01:21:48.900 Is dropping soon

01:21:50.380 Oh shit

01:21:51.440 There we go

01:21:52.100 Stay on the lookout

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01:21:54.320 Subscribe to this channel

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01:21:58.380 Take it easy

01:21:59.080 Ow

01:21:59.620 I audio my only

01:22:01.820 I only my audio

01:22:02.960 I pull up

01:22:03.780 I mean are you rapping now

01:22:05.060 Oh yeah

01:22:06.040 You know what I'm saying

01:22:06.960 You got you releasing music

01:22:07.980 I spit hot fire

01:22:09.260 Dial on

01:22:10.160 Dial on

01:22:10.560 Dial on

01:22:10.960 Dial on

01:22:11.180 I mean we got

01:22:12.200 bars. We got a beat.

01:22:14.220 No, no, not this show. MGK!

01:22:16.720 MGK, whoa! We got a beat.

01:22:18.660 Oh my god.

01:22:20.500 It's audio only.

01:22:23.240 Okay.

01:22:24.520 Wait, nah, this beat, I need a different beat.

01:22:26.400 That's all we got. That's literally

01:22:27.960 all we got. That is all we got.

01:22:30.340 What you mean? Hey, pause the beat.

01:22:32.540 You know how many beats there are in the world?

01:22:34.800 No, this is it. This is the only beat in the

01:22:36.280 whole world.

01:22:38.100 We've had the same beat for literally

01:22:40.000 the whole time of the show.

01:22:41.320 That's the only beat we had.

01:22:42.700 That's the only beat we got, yeah.

01:22:43.820 I'm going to make y'all a beat.

01:22:44.760 How about that?

01:22:45.200 I'm going to give it to y'all.

01:22:45.820 As long as it's exactly that beat, then yes, we won.

01:22:50.700 Yo, were you friends with Cameron Boyce?

01:22:54.940 Yeah.

01:22:55.400 Well, I wouldn't necessarily say we were friends, but we, you know,

01:22:58.480 I bumped into him at, you know, just being a Disney kid,

01:23:01.320 you bump into all these Disney kids just at events and, you know,

01:23:06.520 stuff like that.

01:23:07.240 But, you know, he was a good dude, man.

01:23:09.880 I feel so bad for his family

01:23:12.540 That's so sad

01:23:14.860 I hate when people are that young

01:23:18.240 And they pass away

01:23:19.680 Yeah man

01:23:21.080 Especially because he touched

01:23:24.620 He touched an entire generation

01:23:26.000 Seeing all his friends

01:23:27.000 Post about how good of a human he was

01:23:29.580 And it sure sounded like he was

01:23:31.160 Yeah man he was a good kid

01:23:32.780 Every time I saw him

01:23:35.740 He was just like a cool

01:23:37.180 You know what I mean

01:23:39.180 He's like a cool kid

01:23:39.920 You just saw life

01:23:41.020 You know what I mean

01:23:41.580 Yeah

01:23:41.920 You saw like light

01:23:43.060 Are you tight with any

01:23:44.100 Like super tight

01:23:45.580 With any of your co-stars

01:23:47.880 Back in the day

01:23:48.900 Yeah

01:23:49.380 I talk to Madison Pettis

01:23:50.880 Often

01:23:51.800 I talk to Dylan and Cole Sprouse

01:23:54.840 All the time

01:23:55.480 Oh no way

01:23:56.140 Happy birthday goes out to them

01:23:57.660 It was their birthday

01:23:58.360 That was like

01:23:59.120 A couple days ago

01:24:00.760 Yo these boys are killing it

01:24:02.380 Yeah man

01:24:03.160 Those are my boys

01:24:04.000 These boys are absolutely murdering

01:24:06.040 I wipe my own ass

01:24:06.680 You know

01:24:07.100 Yeah bro

01:24:08.540 They've been acting forever

01:24:11.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:24:12.500 Well, they went to college

01:24:14.080 Yeah, they went to college

01:24:15.600 Which I thought was odd

01:24:16.880 Me too

01:24:17.740 And Dylan was like, yo, I'm going to college

01:24:19.880 He went to college, they killed it

01:24:21.240 And they came out of there with a wine business

01:24:24.180 Yeah, the one

01:24:25.240 The one did, right? Mead

01:24:27.080 It's Mead, right?

01:24:28.460 I might be pronouncing it wrong

01:24:30.120 I think it's either Mead or Mead

01:24:32.820 Yeah, but Dylan's killing it

01:24:35.940 Is that how they're going to get the yacht?

01:24:37.160 those boys are up to something

01:24:40.260 oh yeah they're sharp

01:24:41.560 maybe it'll be like

01:24:44.300 kind of like the 100 million dollar

01:24:46.780 property with the yacht

01:24:47.940 we can just get it for 100

01:24:49.000 they're like well we sold two cases

01:24:51.760 so yeah I think we can buy the yacht now

01:24:53.380 we should have a meeting in San Antonio

01:24:55.560 we'll pull a Drake and just get a free yacht

01:24:57.660 no dog they're both

01:24:59.480 slaying it they're both like dating

01:25:01.760 supermodels or the one is

01:25:04.080 Dylan's dating a supermodel

01:25:05.660 Cole's dating his co-star Lily

01:25:07.500 Lily Reinhardt from

01:25:08.920 That's what's so messed up when you say supermodel

01:25:11.580 It just makes whoever afterwards

01:25:13.340 Sounds not supermodel

01:25:15.920 Well that's

01:25:17.060 That's the reality of the situation

01:25:19.280 He's dating a supermodel and he's dating a human

01:25:21.400 You know what I mean

01:25:22.360 No like a regular model

01:25:24.120 What separates a model from a supermodel

01:25:28.000 Is there like a metric

01:25:29.820 It's that high fashion runway shit

01:25:31.640 Yeah

01:25:32.120 I would say

01:25:35.480 international. Height and followers. I would say international.

01:25:38.040 It's an algorithm. I would say

01:25:39.380 whoever, whatever model goes

01:25:41.180 international and is internationally

01:25:43.200 known for being a model is

01:25:45.240 a supermodel. So like Wampa.

01:25:46.720 Is Wampa a supermodel, would you say? No.

01:25:48.760 Because he was campaigning with Dolce & Gabbana? No.

01:25:50.760 No, because that's not the stable of his career.

01:25:53.100 Yeah. You have to be known for that.

01:25:55.360 That still was pretty dope, though. Dolce & Gabbana.

01:25:57.600 Sick. Sick. Like, look at

01:25:59.180 Naomi Campbell. She's only known for being

01:26:01.180 a supermodel. She's not known

01:26:03.300 for acting, comedy. What about Ed Morata?

01:26:05.020 you know what I'm saying

01:26:06.380 yeah she's a supermodel

01:26:08.780 Amrata

01:26:09.360 Amrata

01:26:10.480 what's the one

01:26:11.400 I forgot her name

01:26:12.340 there's a lot now

01:26:13.460 they're all popping up

01:26:14.260 Alessandra

01:26:14.820 who?

01:26:15.480 Alessandra

01:26:16.000 Alessandra

01:26:16.720 oh

01:26:17.200 oh Ambrosia

01:26:18.140 those are like the older ones though

01:26:20.120 right?

01:26:20.940 and are we only naming

01:26:22.020 Victoria's Secret right now?

01:26:23.360 that seems to be what's happening

01:26:24.820 like

01:26:25.900 they're also

01:26:26.800 I just know

01:26:27.920 Victoria's Secret models

01:26:28.920 and Playboy models

01:26:29.640 just from like

01:26:30.280 being around that

01:26:31.720 you know what I mean

01:26:32.120 going to the Playboy Mansion

01:26:33.260 and stuff

01:26:33.620 so I don't really like

01:26:35.020 Does that upset you?

01:26:36.560 I don't really.

01:26:37.420 You look mad.

01:26:38.580 You look so mad.

01:26:40.080 Shut up, bro.

01:26:41.900 He says, does that upset you?

01:26:44.840 You have resting bitch face?

01:26:46.960 I have resting bitch face.

01:26:48.040 And you're cool with it.

01:26:49.280 So right now, you're really happy.

01:26:50.980 I'm like excited.

01:26:55.380 Yo, where'd you find a cool girl at?

01:26:58.180 We don't.

01:26:58.700 How does that work?

01:26:59.580 We actually used to live at the same condos.

01:27:03.900 And then we were actually both dating someone else.

01:27:07.700 And then time just kind of put us together.

01:27:10.320 Sounds like a fornication was involved there.

01:27:14.520 Actually, that's the funny part.

01:27:15.740 It wasn't any foul play.

01:27:18.240 No, there's no cheating about it.

01:27:20.060 So you guys both broke up.

01:27:21.540 It was like just so happened.

01:27:22.900 It just like the timing just happened.

01:27:24.700 It just so happened that you guys both broke up a day before.

01:27:27.380 No, I didn't say it was a four minutes earlier.

01:27:31.920 Yo, did you send the text?

01:27:32.860 Yeah, I sent the text.

01:27:33.900 All right, let's go.

01:27:36.240 Play some James Brown.

01:27:39.380 No, that was not the case.

01:27:41.240 But that's how we met.

01:27:42.520 You know what I mean?

01:27:42.860 Are there any days where she just gets on your nerves?

01:27:46.360 I mean, all the time.

01:27:48.160 I get on her nerves all the time, too, though.

01:27:50.320 Oh, that's great.

01:27:51.020 You know, it's equal.

01:27:52.500 Like, you know, but I love her to death.

01:27:54.120 Like, I wouldn't want to spend my time with anyone else.

01:27:56.640 Shout out Hannah Geraldo.

01:27:57.920 I feel you.

01:27:59.080 Angel and I are really not on good terms right now.

01:28:01.060 No, you're lying.

01:28:01.820 Not like relationship-wise.

01:28:02.640 No, wait, I'm sorry.

01:28:03.360 I'm sorry.

01:28:03.580 I don't mean to cut you off

01:28:04.440 I just literally

01:28:05.280 That's so fucked up

01:28:06.400 The reason why my girlfriend's laughing

01:28:07.880 Is because

01:28:08.340 My mom's name is Angel

01:28:10.100 Oh

01:28:10.940 Shit

01:28:11.960 No no that's my girlfriend's name

01:28:12.900 Are you on bad terms with his mom?

01:28:14.080 So we were like

01:28:14.840 We were like what the fuck

01:28:16.200 Like yo

01:28:16.780 How does he

01:28:18.580 This kid did his research

01:28:20.040 No no

01:28:20.620 I'm like yo

01:28:21.200 This is crazy

01:28:21.940 Like he's fucking my mom

01:28:23.120 What

01:28:23.380 Like what

01:28:24.500 That's the ultimate troll ever

01:28:26.240 Like what the fuck

01:28:27.440 Oh I told the girl

01:28:28.620 I was talking to recently

01:28:29.760 You all know who she is

01:28:30.940 In this house

01:28:31.620 I said

01:28:32.260 I said you know what

01:28:33.020 I'm gonna do

01:28:33.480 I've made it a bucket list item

01:28:35.260 I'm gonna fuck your mom

01:28:36.640 wow that's the meanest thing

01:28:38.800 I was not expecting how that just got

01:28:41.380 delivered damn yeah

01:28:43.020 cause we're like four and a half hours deep of podcasting

01:28:45.760 right now he he that was

01:28:47.260 that was a great delivery

01:28:48.940 you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna fuck your mom

01:28:51.600 I was like wait I looked at my

01:28:53.500 right I'm like is this what who just

01:28:55.280 sat in that seat for a second

01:28:56.980 she told me

01:28:57.320 she told me she told me she would

01:29:00.040 she said her mom's kinda slutty

01:29:02.920 just the way all of this just unfolded what i was i had just started leaning back i knew we were

01:29:11.420 about to eat lunch soon i'm like relaxing it's like oh i had a girl recently here i i like her

01:29:16.200 she's a good girl and i i think everyone here especially daddy my innocent assistant knows

01:29:20.440 who we're talking about and i told her straight up i'm gonna fuck your mom i was like i said

01:29:26.580 All caps

01:29:27.600 Bro that's so funny

01:29:30.360 Oh my god

01:29:30.960 That's so funny

01:29:31.800 What just happened dude

01:29:32.820 Like that could ruin

01:29:34.900 Their relationship forever

01:29:36.460 He's serious about it dude

01:29:38.020 He's not even laughing

01:29:38.940 No I am

01:29:40.140 This guy's a psychopath

01:29:41.500 That could ruin

01:29:42.660 Their relationship

01:29:43.360 I'm not laughing

01:29:44.380 Because I don't want

01:29:44.860 To see the comedy here

01:29:45.960 I really don't

01:29:46.780 I think it's just your delivery

01:29:47.980 Bro

01:29:49.100 You're gonna ruin

01:29:50.260 That poor girl's

01:29:51.400 Relationship

01:29:52.600 With your mom forever

01:29:53.580 Yeah

01:29:53.760 That's the point

01:29:55.020 she's she's an evil bitch dude oh well then fuck her mom

01:30:00.160 all right anyways it was almost like the delivery guy that came to your house every day and threw

01:30:08.860 the newspaper softly on your steps and then one day you open the door to reach down and grab the

01:30:13.440 paper and he had it in his hand and he smashed you in the face with it blood just started pouring

01:30:19.420 all over the place.

01:30:21.180 Like, just leaking, bro.

01:30:23.500 But wait, I know, Spencer, you're crying

01:30:25.340 right now, but I want to hear why you

01:30:27.200 and Angel are about to break up.

01:30:29.120 Yeah, why you and my mom are about to end shit, bro.

01:30:31.580 Work it out. Holy crap, dude. Today's a great day.

01:30:33.500 Great. It's a great day. Absolutely phenomenal.

01:30:36.180 Dude, just living with a girlfriend

01:30:37.560 and when she's on that, you know, that

01:30:39.340 time of the month, bro. Really?

01:30:40.920 Yeah, you just gotta be careful. You gotta be careful.

01:30:43.040 Tread lightly. Bro, like, I was like,

01:30:44.640 why are you, like, upset right now? Like, what's good?

01:30:46.900 And she's like, you know, we're just settling in.

01:30:48.840 the apartment's kind of messy i'm like i'm like what what about it's messy right now and she's

01:30:53.160 like well the coffee table book is it's just disorganized i'm like okay that's two minutes

01:31:03.240 to fix the desk the space over here needs to get reorganized i was like that's another three

01:31:07.600 minutes max and there's a couple dishes in the sink i'm like again that's probably three minutes

01:31:12.000 we're talking we're talking 20 minutes right now so she she's just a little you know she's on edge

01:31:16.660 She's on edge

01:31:17.280 I love this

01:31:17.880 She's on edge

01:31:18.380 I want you to tell these stories

01:31:19.620 Bro I need it

01:31:20.320 Oh please

01:31:20.880 Angel and Spencer stories

01:31:22.220 It's tough dude

01:31:22.740 It's tough

01:31:23.120 I have to learn how to just like

01:31:25.200 When you start living with someone you love

01:31:27.700 You gotta just take a couple shots to the chest

01:31:30.100 Yeah

01:31:30.580 You gotta take more than a couple shots to the chest bro

01:31:33.100 Yeah you gotta take daily shots to the chest

01:31:34.840 I mean

01:31:35.140 I call them bullets sometimes

01:31:36.520 Yeah

01:31:36.920 You wanna say something

01:31:38.440 And trust me

01:31:38.940 I do say something

01:31:39.980 And right after I say it

01:31:41.080 I'm like

01:31:41.340 That just put me in the hole

01:31:42.680 That just put me more in debt

01:31:43.900 It's worth saying

01:31:44.300 For sure

01:31:44.780 You gotta take shots

01:31:46.140 You gotta take shots

01:31:46.500 you know it's funny

01:31:47.920 that's why you need to wear a vest

01:31:49.080 somebody else just talked about

01:31:50.520 the shots on the chest

01:31:51.680 our friend

01:31:52.180 oh

01:31:53.640 no

01:31:54.880 no

01:31:56.000 our good friend

01:31:57.660 true jordy

01:31:58.380 what happened

01:31:59.700 what happened bro

01:32:02.440 it's not like this

01:32:04.140 not like this

01:32:06.080 I think he misspelled

01:32:07.500 one of the letters

01:32:08.280 in shots

01:32:09.020 on the chest

01:32:09.940 shots on the chest

01:32:14.860 And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen

01:32:17.660 I'm delirious

01:32:19.640 We've been on this set for five hours

01:32:21.580 Yeah, we gotta get out of here

01:32:22.940 Alright, we're done

01:32:23.520 No, we're not done, we're not done yet

01:32:26.020 Let's go

01:32:27.200 Now we're done

01:32:29.920 No, wait, I wanna tell a joke

01:32:33.340 Alright, I love jokes

01:32:34.600 Alright, I'm gonna tell a few then

01:32:35.940 You save it in your phone?

01:32:38.100 No, it's a new way of telling jokes

01:32:39.620 Hey Siri, tell me a joke

01:32:42.900 what did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor make me one with everything

01:32:48.740 that's good i don't know what i'm saying can you do one more will she tell a different one

01:32:54.580 oh i want my siri to tell a joke it'll be a different one each time yeah it's a different

01:33:01.560 one each time hey siri tell me a knock knock joke she'll tell you jokes i don't often tell

01:33:06.100 dad jokes but when i do he usually laughs oh my god that's incredible hey siri ask for a knock

01:33:13.380 knock joke tell me a knock knock joke knock knock who's there britney spears britney spears who

01:33:21.660 knock knock who's there oops i did it again

01:33:27.160 Holy shit

01:33:30.640 What the fuck

01:33:32.540 Oh my god

01:33:35.300 Oh my god

01:33:37.580 Siri for the win

01:33:39.100 Siri just dropped the mic

01:33:41.800 Literally

01:33:43.460 Wow

01:33:46.860 Yeah so Siri

01:33:49.120 She writes all my jokes

01:33:50.640 Holy shit

01:33:52.020 Holy shit

01:33:55.000 Wow

01:33:55.900 We all thought it was a glitch

01:33:57.300 We're like

01:33:57.600 She just tripped up

01:33:59.020 And then just

01:33:59.640 And then punchline

01:34:01.480 Boom

01:34:01.860 That one delivered

01:34:03.160 I'm glad you didn't end the show

01:34:05.120 Oh wow

01:34:06.580 Alright

01:34:06.900 That's it though

01:34:08.240 That's the button

01:34:08.700 We can't talk

01:34:09.280 Siri

01:34:09.860 Siri killed it

01:34:11.220 We can't follow Siri

01:34:12.360 Kyle thank you brother

01:34:13.600 For coming on Impulsive

01:34:14.440 The number one podcast in the world

01:34:15.880 Number one podcast in the world bro

01:34:17.300 Thank you guys for having me

01:34:18.440 Oh yeah

01:34:19.300 Hey rate us five stars

01:34:20.940 We'll see you next time

01:34:21.740 Bye

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 26, 2019

E115 DID KYLE MASSEY LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE？ - IMPAULSIVE EP. 115

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